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The more you _________ the better you feel. Drink

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What do you think Obama would do if the White House ran out of toilet paper? Grab the nearest Republican

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What did your dad do for a living? He's a Chemical Engineer/Global Manager

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Which is the most attractive cultural event: Wedding Anniversary, Birthday, Xmas or...? whichever one calls for you to get the most sch-wasted.

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What reason did you last turn down sex for? i caught mono from my other boyfriend.

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These past few days my armpits smell like marijuana. I don't smoke it at all. I bathe and use deodorant. Why would this be, and do your armpits sometimes smell unusual also? You've obviously have never smoked any good weed if you think your pits smell like Mother Mary.

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Has a phone call ever saved you money? You too can save hundreds on your car insurance by switching to GEICO.

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Would you like to have your funeral services held a your local Walmart? Sure. Roll me down the aisles in a shopping cart, Cram me in with the all of the pints of ice cream, crank up all of the stereos in the joint, crack open a few hundred cases of beer and celebrate, man.

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Last night, I dreamed I kissed Tom Cruise. Should I be worried? Tom Cruise? Definitely! Johnny Depp? now then you'd have to consider yourself lucky.

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Every now and again do you like to give your ego a little stroke? Yes. I like to stroke it long and hard. ;) lol

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What did you tonight ? any date? "What" did me? umm... a human?

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Has anyone ever been raped when they were younger and never actually told anyone? if someone had been raped and hadn't told anyone, why would they tell you of all people?

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Where in the world is Osama Bin Laden? Hiding with Carmen San Diego.

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What's the strangest thing on top of your fridge? a toy helicopter and an empty wine bottle.

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What's the best breed of dog to fetch beer for me from the fridge? border collies. They're mad smart. My dog learned how to by the age of 9 months. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-vnubIWBfs

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How many children do you plan on having? none. I'm pretty sure kids are spiteful little spawns of satan.

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My dog loves to sleep under the covers, how does he breathe under there? Same way people sleep under the covers. I sleep with my face under the covers. i don't get smothered. You can still breathe and also the exhaled air makes you feel warmer faster :)

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What do you think of Windows 7? There's A LOt of bugs. I have it. it can be pretty annoying, but can be fairly useful at the same time.

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Can you name any one character from any of the 6 Star Wars movies? Haha. I didn't know there were more than 2 Star Wars Movies!

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Be Honest, Do you Lie? Never!... *cough, cough*

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What does a female orgasm feel like? like a sneeze + Yawn + Stretch all wrapped into one but way WAY better

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What was the worst relationship you ever had? I was with this guy, my first love. After being with him for a year he started Heroin (of course i didn't realize). He was randomly being a jerk and became an addict. Later i found out he was trafficking and dealing the drug. I tried to help him stop. He told me he had. and on our anniversary (2yrs), i came back to school from winter break. I had surprises planned and various gifts. ...

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When was the last time you dialed the wrong number? I was really drunk and had the drunchees so i tried to order a pizza. I don't remember and i don't know why, but my friends say i called 911. ...lame.

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Ok so I reallly want to get my tragus pierced and am afraid of the pain that will come with it. It seems like a gun would hurt less then a needle because it's faster. Help! Okay. look. A piercing gun is a BAD idea. It increases the chance of infection and people who pierce with guns don't know what the fuck they're doing. Go to an actual state certified Piercer, don't go to Claire's or some other lame-ass mall "piercinr" parlor. Needles are quick, too. They're hollow and more effective, healthier and if you go to a pro,...

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Why do i have a foul smell coming from my ears? there 6g and theyve always smelled and a whitish thick puss comes out every once in a while i clean them every day in the shower and with alchohal i dont think they are infected though Puss? How long ago did you gauge up? 6g was the size when i wound up getting foul smells. I ended-up having to clean my ears twice a day. Also, rubbing alcohol is very bad for infected ears. Best you can is go back down to a 8g until the infection goes away.

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Are tragus piercings painful? i've ehard it was, but it totally wasn't bad. I thought the cartilage piercing felt worse. But there was a gross-sounding CRUNCH sound when the needle went through. But it's an awesome looking piercing. My favorite one i have so far.

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Do men ever get their navel (aka belly button) pierced? Um... i'll be real. I've only known gay guys and girls to get belly rings.

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America f**k yeah do you agree or disagree? Disagree... but still a badass song.

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What is the secret to keeping friends? um... don't be an asshole?

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Who is your favourite vampire character? The Count (Sesame Street).

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Is he really going out with her? wait.. uh. really? is this really considered an AB question? Cuz if so, it really sucks (just so you know).

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What is the most American part of America? The shitty economy.

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Is a guy who gets his weiner pierced mentally ill? Nope. they're kinky.

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I HAVE A PANASONIC 61LCX65 WITH LIGHT GREEN SPOTS ON THE SCREEN. THE PICTURE IS STILL GREAT EXCEPT FOR THE SPOTS. THE SPOTS APPEAR TOP LEFT THEN ANOTHER ONE ON MIDDLE AND THEN THE RIGHT SIDE. ANY AWNSERS? usually, green spots come from powerful magnets. Did someone place a magnet on your screen? or was the tv next to something highly magnetic?

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why do guys cheat? SO, my ex cheated on me when i was gone for break. I came back and he claimed it was because of heroin. What's the ACTUAL truth?

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Who's going to hell? I am. See you in hell boys!

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Hello i have a question about my lcd tv i got it today and i got a hdmi cable but it has two ports one says HDMI (DVI) input 1 and the other just says HDMI input 2 which port do i connect it to? either or. You can pick which one. HDMI 1 will go to one AV channel and HDMI 2 will go to another AV source channel.

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Does anyone know how to make a bowl for a bongg? I can't find mine at the moment :/ hmm... idk. But try making a fruit bowl. Use a pen to drill a hole midway down the core, then drill another hole on the side to intersect the othe hole. You pack things in the core and inhale through the side of the fruit.

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What is the secret to keeping friends? uhhh... don't be a dick?

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What is a word or phrase, used in (American) football? first down!

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I've heard that Microsoft Word 07 can check for passive voice, if this is true how can I make my computer do this? yeah it does. download the software. I know as i am currently writing 3 papers.

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What is your favorite sport and why? lacrosse. 'nuff said.

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How much alcohol is ok for body? if any1 taking rum 1 qtr or 1.5 qtr daily in indain(mumbai) then it is too much or its ok? that's about 4 to 6 cups of straight rum?! about 32 to 48 ounces... about 20 shots of rum A DAY. mmmm...yeah that'd be too much for me.

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How sleepy are you at the moment? wide awake. I got so drunk earlier and went home and crashed way early. Now i'm energized. Who needs coffee when you've got alcohol?...

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How did you decide what your fake name would be (the one you're using on this site, for example)? Was it inspired in part by your real name, or is it completely different? It's word-play on my last name followed by 3 sevens (21 is my favorite number). :)

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Whats your favorite little debbie snack? butter nutter or nutter butter whateverTF

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Do Mexicans eat pizza? never noticed one at a pizza parlor. seriously, dude. You're a fucking moron. Do you not know ANY hispanics?

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When will Obama be impeached? Everyone knows Fox News isn't REAL news.

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T or F: Posessing child pornography automatically makes you a pedophile. Okay. Let's be real here. You asking that questions is like a guy asking whether jacking off to gay porn makes you gay. Usually the most obvious answer is the true answer...

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Have you ever dressed up as Santa Claus? No. i don't dress as creepy, pedophilic, old men in my spare time.

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What saying or word really gets on your nerves? I told you so.

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Why do people Fear Marilyn Manson to the point of irrational hatred towards him? Is it religion, or fear of the unknown? Any other suggestions? in 2004, he stayed in the same hotel as me. I hadno clue who th fuck he was, but his presence scared me. He was creepy (aand i thought the people i knew were creepy.

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How often do you include a swear word in your answers on AB? All the fucking time.

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I am trying to start a nursing home visiting team with our school to visit the elderly weekly that do not have anybody to visit them. Should I even try or should I just let the idea go. Please tell me what you think and why. My best friend's boyfriend had the same problem. this went on a few days before he came up with an idea: When ever the cat pooed in the tub, he'd show the cat the mess, clean it up, then give the cat an intense bath... she hates baths so eventually never bothered to go into the restroom.

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Tell me about your first kiss (if it is possible). We had just finished our first date. He came over to watch the office. We were laughing and he looked over and kissed me mid-laugh. Totally caught me off guard.

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What is you favorite flavor of cheesecake? pumpikin + Chocolate Turtle Idk where you live,, but if you're near a Public's grocery store, they have a 14 slice sampler of 7 types of cheese cakes. It's kick-ass!

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Muslims pray 5 times a day and yet sell drugs and kill people, explain? I know some claimed "christians" who sell drugs. And how many soldiers/police officers/etc are Christians. The one's who kill believe it's their duty. Just as violent violent muslims believe it's their duty. It's all a matter of perspective and ethnocentrism. Not all Muslims are that way. I know some muslims. Very nice people.

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Is it gay or not? One day i and my friend was watching straight porn. I am fat so my chest even have extra meat and my friendmake fun of me that it is breast like. So porn excited a lot and he and i have oral and anal 1+ with us acting both top and bttm um... yah, dude. that's gay.

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As a parent, if your son showed you his new skinny jeans, what would you think? Skinny Jeans on a guy sounds gay, but believe it or not it's become a trend with guys now days. Heck i have a few crushes on guys with skinny jeans. They're usually worn baggy around the crotch area, not tight and form0fitting like on girls. Don't worry about it.

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Do you send at least one text message a day? always at least 5. My max was 80-something. I had to change my plan to unlimited texting.

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Did u ever get those chicken pox when u were a kid?...i remember i did!! it left me a small scar on my forehead. In kindegarten. I was so delirious that i thought Santa Claus was after. I kept crying to my mom "Santa is Chasing me!"

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Why aren't you already a vegetarian? Bacon and Cheeseburgers Otherwise, I'd totally be Vegan.

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How do you get over someone who broke up with you? Background Story: My ex-fiance who i was with for 2 years and new half a year before screwed me over. He ditched me for a wide-known whore over winter break and i found out about it on our anniversary. I showed-up to surprise him and his new girlfriend opened the door with a smile on her face. She took his a phone and pretended to be my ex, then she invited me over. I got a puppy the week...

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They ask your opinion and then down rate you for what you belive. Is anyone else really pissed off about this like I am? I hate when you get someone who puts are far-fetched opinion in Question form with no evidence to back-up their claim and rates everyone's opinions down (only cuz their too dumb to read the evidence and think "hmm... maybe I'm an idiot who doesn't know what the fuck i'm talking about".

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How many turtle neck sweaters do you have? It's 2009. Translation: Not over my dead body would i own one.

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When will Obama be impeached? Oh, common Dude. This the FOX news. Everyone knows That's not real news.

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Should a crying child ever be kicked off a plane? Yes. Dropkick those MFers off the side at One Mile High.

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Do people in horror movies deserve to die? Totally. They defy all common sense. Everyone's lek "No! DOn't go in There" and anyone with half a brain wouldn't follow the serial killer or explore a cold dark torture chamber, but no. But i guess that helps grabs the audience's attention. BUt a little blood and gore is always entertaining in a horror film.

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What kind of phone do you have? who is your service provider? I have a state-of-the-art, one of a kind, top-line in technology, imaginary phone. Be very jealous of me.

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If you had to get one, would you get a boob job or a nose job? Neither. If i got plastic surgery, i wouldn't feel like ME anymore. I like me for both my flaws and awesome traits. Of course, i could be biased. I have natural rocking tits. ;)

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Should I just kill myself now? Sure why not. Actual answer: Dude, seriously. Why are you asking us? Is this a cry for help? If you were serious about this, you would've gone ahead with it and not have asked everyone else's opinion. You need help. Go find counseling.

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What is the answer and solution to this algebra problem 36x-12=? 36X-12=? 36X=12 36X/12=12/12 3X=1 3x/3=1/3 X= 1/3 Answer= One-Third

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What are four locations on the earth where significant hominid fossil finds occur? (2009-11-01) one is The Great Rift Valley Lucy was found there.

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How can anyone believe in the theory of evolution of the human race? how can you believe we evolved from monkeys? isn't it an insult to GOD? Dude, you've got to be a moron! First of all, monkeys?! We didn't evolved from Hominids. Hominds evolved from apes, and apes from monkeys. Evolution is adaptation to various environment. There's micro-scale and micro-scale evolution. Within generations or over the course of centuries or millennium it's a given. It's Survival, dude. You saying evolution...

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What's a good comeback for guys, if a girl say's he's got a small pe***? it only seems small in comparison to the black hole that is your gaping cunt.

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My son just got his GF pregnant (both 14). The girl's mom is taking her for an abortion & I am devastated. I am against abortions so I am having a hard time coping. Any words of encouragement or advise? dude. you have a son, so you wouldn't understand. Pregnancy at 14 would ruin this girl's life. for your son, not so much. So many men abandon their responsibility. Maybe, you should've been more forward about safe-sex with your kid. I really don't blame the girl's mom. have you ever heard the saying "Children crawl out of you vagina and trample your dreams"...

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When making love, which do you prefer? Lights on or lights off lights off leaves more to the imagination. Lights on is more sensual. And if you have nice features (big breast nice ass), a huge turn on for guys. I like a little both. ideal for me is lights of with a lamp on in the corner or the soft glow from candles.

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What comes to mind when i say " World Wrestling Federation" haha! Last weeks episode of South Park. You've got to stop everything and watch it now (for free) http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/251887 in short, one giant gay soap opera.

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Why should you include a number with the same name of an element (e.g. Carbon- 12) a)diffent isotopes b)different ions c)it gives you the protons d) it gives you the electrons deffinitely because of different isotopes. There is a carbon-12 and a carbon-14. This is very important with carbon dating.

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A family spends 20% of its monthly income on food, 23% on rent, and 42% on other expenses and saves the balance. If the family saves $360 per month, what is its monthly income? 20+23+42= 85. 100-85= 15% is saved So... $360 = 15% of income. 15/100=360/X Cross multiply and solve for X x=36000/15 X= $2400 a month

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Do you know that all islamic bombers are sunnies, not shias, what your reflex ... ok. what's your point? Don't act like you've never read the news. Public schools have failed you.

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How do you tell someone that you love deeply, "I told you so"? You don't. Some people just need to learn things the hard way (or want to learn the hard way) Continue your warnings and after time, this person will begin to see some correlation between your warnings and her consequences. Flat out saying "i told you so" is a bad idea (unless you like sleeping on the couch).

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Why are Egyptians considered to be Arabs and not africans Yes, Egypt is a Northern African Country. But most Northern African countries are either people of arabic descent or berbers. Possible Reasons: I guess it's quite possible the Egyptians distance themselves from the globalized view of "Africa". Tribal and poverty stricken (and whatever stereotype you can throw at it). At one point, the British were close with the...

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Why do people care about what kind of underwear mormons wear? because it looks hilarious! haha. I laugh at just the mere thought of it.

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Do you feel lucky..are you a lucky person? I'm the most unlucky person i know. Let's let you in on my last 2 weeks of life: I had a paper due that i spet all week typing. the morning it was due, all i had to do wat type in my references and email it ti the professor. i turned on my computer. it didn't work (i got it just 3 months ago) called customer service and they said i need to bring it in for repairs. My ex...

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When was the last time you bought bread? hmm... probably sometime last year? my diet consist of Pizza and fast food. I consider it a miracle that i don't weigh a ton (i'm a size two); but i'm 5'9. that's probably why.

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Can someone tell me what scientology is all about? Or, can you point me to a reliable source? Why are they tax exempt? I don't know anything about it, but am extremely curious. Have you seen that south Park episode? youtube it or go to www.southparkstudios.com ther'es an episode about scientology. it kind of makes fun of it, though. but on the bottom of the screen when they talk about scientology, they say it's not made up. It's some religion started=up by a science fiction writer.

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4(-2)² + 8(-2) + 3(-2) + 6 = PEMDAS (paranthesis, Exponent, multipy, divide, add, subtract): everything must be done in this order! a negative times anegative is possitive. A positive and negative is negative. Think of it this way: "The NErd Dance". Nerds can dance with nerds. Positive. Popular kids can dance with popular kids. positive. Nerd and popular kid? NEGATIVE! 4 x (4) + (-16) + (-6) + 6 = ? ...

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I have my ears at a 2g how can I take them out and them not have the big hole showing? I have my ears gauged to a two... there is no way you can take out your piercings and have the holes not show. You'll have to wait until they shrink back to normal size. There are flesh-colored plugs you can use if you really want to hide your holes. The "point of no return" is a zero gauge. if you want to shrink your ears back to normal, it should work (unless you...

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How many ear piercings do you have? only four. om my ears: My rook, cartilage, and lobes (but my lobes are gauged to a 2). I'm thinking of getting my tragus pierced next or getting double lobe piercings.

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I'm thinking about getting my tragus pierced, and I'm pretty set on it, but I was wondering if they pierce it with a stud/barbell or with a hoop, because I really don't want a hoop! Just a small discrete barbell. it depends what place you get it pierced at. I went with my roommate to get her's pierced. the place we went to pierced her with a hoop. some piercers claim it's easier and more sterile to pierce with a hoop. if you go to some both at the mall, chances are they'll use a piercing guna nd a stud. piercing guns are not sterile! not safe. go to a tattoo/piercing parlor....

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Where are some mummies in the world? There are some in Peru in the altacama desert.

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I think evidence will prove all girls are crazy. but why is it black girls are crazy to an extream, over exaggerated extent? Black girls are crazy? No, ew are not. You must be meeting all of the wrong black girls. There are two types of black people: ghetto and normal. Ghetto tend to be loud and rambunctious (spelling?) normal tend to be ...well... normal. Get your facts straight. Just because you're a hick who lives in the ghetto, it doesn't mean all black women are ghetto.

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What songs make you cry? Sometimes: Alkaline Trio - "blue in the face" it reminds me off my recent break-up to my boyfriend who became a heroin addict. Excerpts: "it's about time that you got sick of me; no longer fun and so far from interesting I thought that I found me a cure for feeling old just one more line I repeat over and over againg 'til i'm blue in the face...

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What is the name of a band or group with a number in their name? 7seconds? Catch 22? 311?

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If you could marry someone famous who would it be? Johnny Depp!!!

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Boxing or MMA? MMA of course! When you make people choose between boxing and MMA, it's just cruel. Boxing is too boring to be in the same category as MMA.

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Are you a music lover, which kind. HXC, Ska, Punk, Metalcore I love hardcore music! there also some punk, Ska and a touch of metalcore mixed into the madness. Black Flag, Sublime, Bad Brains, Streetlight Manifesto, Darkest Hour, The Bled, Minor threat, 7seconds, Bad Religion, Rancid, NoFX, Darkest Hour, Alkaline Trio

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What is your favorite Super Nintendo Game of all time? Yoshi Island

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Are you for or against the death penalty? I'd ask your opinion on the matter, but seeing as you placed this question under the categoty "murder"...

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Tom and his helper Bill agree to do a job for $600. They also agree to share this sum of money in a ratio of 3:1. What fractional part of the $600 should each receive? Tom: $450 Bill: $150 Tom gets 3/4 (three for every one Bill gets) Bill gets 1/4 (one for every three Tom gets) $600/4 = $150 1 x $150 = $150 3 x $150 = $450

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Have you ever cut yourself? What do you think of people who do? Yeah, for quite a while (5 years). I was addicted to it at one point (or atleat it felt like i was). At one point, i was cutting 5 times a day. i couldn't get myself to get to bed without the prospect of a fresh crimson gash across my wrist. it was a time of my life i'm not proud off... I haven't cut in sometime (not long, about three months), but i have urges. These urges...

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If you text a guy everyday is it too much ? how many times is to much ? how do you know when a guy is interested in you ? how do you know a guy is not lying about his feelings for you? there is no set answer for that. it depends what the texts are about and how close you are to the guy. I have texted my boyfriend over 40 times in one day and as little as twice a day (to say good morning and goodnight). When we send lots of text, we are just chatting about things (we aren't the type that talks on the phone), but eventually, he moved only 2 blocks away from me. We texted...

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I am sooooooo _________, I just can't wait to __________! What words can you use to fill in the blanks? Depressed, Die

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I find it very wrong for people to say "this is America, you have to speak english", how do you feel about this and do you agree? I think this is ridiculous. We Americans are hypocritical. We expect any foreigner to speak english in our country, but when we go to other countrues, we expect them to speak english. My parents live in a China. THey live in a building with many Europeans and Americans. Most of these people have lived there for years and complain that not enough people speak english and never even bother...

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I saw a funny T-shirt today that said "It's your Hell. You burn in it." Thoughts? Awesome quote. My thoughts: Life is hell. People create that hell for you because most people are dicks and assholes. Let the dicks and the assholes of the world burn in the hell they created for you. Hit them with a taste of their own medition. Where can i get one of those shirts?

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