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Answer to What US political party would Jesus be a member of? Why?

Fri, 13 Aug 2010 11:38:17 -0700

What US political party would Jesus be a member of? Why?

Jesus would be for smaller government, not more.

Answer to What was the last thing you dropped or spilled on your keyboard?

Fri, 13 Aug 2010 06:43:23 -0700

What was the last thing you dropped or spilled on your keyboard?

I spilled my guts out. Ooops.

Answer to What if there really is a God, but the concepts offered so far seem so illogical you can't have belief in him/it?

Fri, 13 Aug 2010 06:37:43 -0700

What if there really is a God, but the concepts offered so far seem so illogical you can't have belief in him/it?

Watch the Discovery Chanel if you can't figure out that something much grander than our minds can understand designed our small world and vast universe. Then out the window with all logic.

Answer to Do you have a relative in prison?

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 19:41:07 -0700

Do you have a relative in prison?

Not yet. My little brother has a 3 year suspended sentence hanging over his head with two warents in two different counties. Both probation violations. I feel it want be long. He got started on pain pills from a baseball injury in collage. Now he's doing heroin off campus. He got kicked out...

Answer to What's your favorite color for a summer pedicure?

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 19:23:42 -0700

What's your favorite color for a summer pedicure?

I pay lots attention to feet. I like seeing a french pedicure, but I like to see the usual pink with white tips changed up a bit. I think a hot pink with lime green tips would really make your bathing suit kick. Not that its kicking already you just need that little extra touch.+3

Answer to What is a movie scene that willhaunt you for a long time?

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 19:09:29 -0700

What is a movie scene that willhaunt you for a long time?

Squill like a pig WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Answer to What is innocent wile a sleep and is not when awake?

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 19:07:33 -0700

What is innocent wile a sleep and is not when awake?

That little bundle of joy your holding in your arms in your pic.

Answer to Besides a vehicle, what was the last object you touched that was outside?

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 17:10:27 -0700

Besides a vehicle, what was the last object you touched that was outside?

I pat my dogs head on the way in.

Answer to What film changed the way you lived your life or will in the future?

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 17:08:21 -0700

What film changed the way you lived your life or will in the future?

Deliverance. I was young when I first saw that on HBO. and that part with that guy having to squill like a pig just changed my way of looking at people. I'm wasn't big on trust after that. Kind of more a watch my back kind of person after that you know.+3

Answer to Is there anything good about communism? (2009-09-17)

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 16:43:21 -0700

Is there anything good about communism? (2009-09-17)

Find good in Communism Yes!!! The Voltswagon Bug.

Answer to If you had to define yourself with a quote, which would you choose?

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 16:41:46 -0700

If you had to define yourself with a quote, which would you choose?

If it ain't alright somethings bound to be wrong.

Answer to When is an awkward time to expel gas LOUDLY!?

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 16:40:42 -0700

When is an awkward time to expel gas LOUDLY!?

Nothng awkward about that. I always feel so much better afterwords. Plus mine just smell good.

Answer to Do you own more than two dogs?

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 16:39:22 -0700

Do you own more than two dogs?

Yes me and my 2 dogs aren't homeless. We own a house and other stuff as well.

Answer to Would you be mad, if you found me jumping on the couch?

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 16:37:20 -0700

Would you be mad, if you found me jumping on the couch?

No I would get excited.

Answer to What's something that gets better with age?

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 16:36:30 -0700

What's something that gets better with age?

Me

Answer to Psychiatrists say the darndest things...what's something a psychiatrist might say about You?

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 16:32:52 -0700

Psychiatrists say the darndest things...what's something a psychiatrist might say about You?

I can't help you with that but they are in the process of developing new drugs that might.

Answer to What's something you have found in the laundry, besides clothes of course?

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 16:18:04 -0700

What's something you have found in the laundry, besides clothes of course?

My cousin, we were playing hide and seek.

Answer to Is there a place to truly hide from the world, have someone take care of me and let me see life clearly? No money.

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 15:52:35 -0700

Is there a place to truly hide from the world, have someone take care of me and let me see life clearly? No money.

Jail. Brake some petty law and claim your innocent untill you feel good and rested then plea guilty and take time served. You can see a schrink while you are there, sign up for lots of government programs, and meet lots of interesting new friends.

Answer to Where can I take you for the next month to get away from it all?

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 15:23:28 -0700

Where can I take you for the next month to get away from it all?

oops

Answer to Would you move to Denver and why?

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 15:16:35 -0700

Would you move to Denver and why?

No but I would buy a second home out there. My sister lives in Denver and I have a high school buddy who just relocated to Cheyenne, Wyoming. Its a nice change of pace. I wouldn't live in Denver city limits I would have to get off the beaten path a little bit but not to much.+3

Answer to Where can I take you for the next month to get away from it all?

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 14:56:21 -0700

Where can I take you for the next month to get away from it all?

Swiss Alps, and yes they do have pizza.

Answer to Can you touch your nipple/nipples with your tongue?

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 19:13:40 -0700

Can you touch your nipple/nipples with your tongue?

I think my tongue is long enough its my nipples that are to short. Thanks now I feel less than.

Answer to HHow do you know if I have a perverted mind or not?

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 08:24:01 -0700

HHow do you know if I have a perverted mind or not?

I your not sure then you are for sure.

Answer to Do you like to cuddle with your s/o before you fall to sleep or do you need your space at night?

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 07:14:34 -0700

Do you like to cuddle with your s/o before you fall to sleep or do you need your space at night?

Give me some space please.

Answer to What goes round the house and in the house but never touches the house?

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 07:12:57 -0700

What goes round the house and in the house but never touches the house?

Karma

Answer to I woke up today and my balls started to hurt the left one why does it hurt?

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 07:06:58 -0700

I woke up today and my balls started to hurt the left one why does it hurt?

Your girlfriend kicked you in the nuts while you were sleeping.

Answer to What was the longest unplanned roadtrip you have ever been on?

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 19:10:57 -0700

What was the longest unplanned roadtrip you have ever been on?

I was in Florida one min. and the next thing I know is this cop is tapping on my window to wake me up. I was in Milwaukee Wiss.

Answer to How do I disable the "check engine" light in a 1999 Camry, at least temporarily?

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 19:08:15 -0700

How do I disable the "check engine" light in a 1999 Camry, at least temporarily?

With a ball ping hammer.

Answer to Here goes... Whats the best way to approach a girl you have a crush on if you're already friends?

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 19:06:37 -0700

Here goes... Whats the best way to approach a girl you have a crush on if you're already friends?

From behind with a large net, you will be sure to catch her.

Answer to Can you gain weight from being on the pill?

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 19:04:08 -0700

Can you gain weight from being on the pill?

If the pill is a plasadil.

Answer to Where did the saying, "Run for the hills" come from?

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 19:03:01 -0700

Where did the saying, "Run for the hills" come from?

The other choice was a river and nobody knew how to swim.

Answer to What's the cheapest way to go from one island to another in Hawaii? I'm trying to go from Oahu to the Big Island...

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 19:00:41 -0700

What's the cheapest way to go from one island to another in Hawaii? I'm trying to go from Oahu to the Big Island...

Hitch-hike, careful with that thumb, don't want to pull back a nub.

Answer to Have you ever met someone in person that you met on AB first?

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 16:17:17 -0700

Have you ever met someone in person that you met on AB first?

No but I hear Barbie Doll is dying to meet me.

Answer to What do you do after a really great date?

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 16:15:21 -0700

What do you do after a really great date?

After a really great date, masterbate!

Answer to How many car's do you own?

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 15:59:29 -0700

How many car's do you own?

Six vans, Chevy truck, Montero, 69 Pontiac Conv. that makes nine.

Answer to Do you think a girl that wears small revealing tops is sexy?

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 15:49:36 -0700

Do you think a girl that wears small revealing tops is sexy?

Lets see the pic of the girl and top then vote. I think we should see the top seperate from the girl to avoid confusion.

Answer to Why is your Mama all upset?

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 15:40:34 -0700

Why is your Mama all upset?

Cause she heard I was hanging out with the likes of you.

Answer to If you were a stalker on here who would you stalk?

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 19:51:23 -0700

If you were a stalker on here who would you stalk?

I would have to find a gig that pays. I'm getting kind of low on cash.

Answer to How long can your car run with the gas tank on e (empty)?

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 19:35:13 -0700

How long can your car run with the gas tank on e (empty)?

Untill it runs out of gas or tradgedy strikes.

Answer to When I try to send out a e-mail it says human verification failure. What am I doing wrong?

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 19:32:57 -0700

When I try to send out a e-mail it says human verification failure. What am I doing wrong?

Obviously you have done something to make your computer think your non-human.

Answer to Do you remember what song was played/sang at your wedding?

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 19:30:32 -0700

Do you remember what song was played/sang at your wedding?

I don't remember what happened that day at all, much less what song was being played.

Answer to What do you think is better rock or rap

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 19:26:35 -0700

What do you think is better rock or rap

Better for what?

Answer to When someone says "bad juju" what does this mean?

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 19:24:27 -0700

When someone says "bad juju" what does this mean?

It means their pet, by name of Juju has done something bad.

Answer to What is something you have gone through in your life that you wouldn't wish on anyone?

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 19:21:26 -0700

What is something you have gone through in your life that you wouldn't wish on anyone?

Living in a tent smoking crack.

Answer to You like your women (or men) the way you like your... what?

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 19:19:22 -0700

You like your women (or men) the way you like your... what?

I'm more of a dog person. You can keep the woman and the men.

Answer to How far can cats travel?

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 19:17:35 -0700

How far can cats travel?

To infinity and beyond.

Answer to How mature are you?

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 19:16:14 -0700

How mature are you?

I am less mature today than I was yesterday.

Answer to American, cheddar or Swiss cheese?

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 19:14:32 -0700

American, cheddar or Swiss cheese?

I'll take all three.

Answer to How many times have you been in love?

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 19:11:49 -0700

How many times have you been in love?

Today,4 no 50 times.

Answer to What time will you go to bed tonight?

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 19:06:38 -0700

What time will you go to bed tonight?

I'm in bed right now just haven't gone to sleep yet.

Answer to How many times can you hop on one leg without stopping.

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 17:14:23 -0700

How many times can you hop on one leg without stopping.

I ain't falling for this one.

Answer to Who fixed your little red wagon?

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 16:41:08 -0700

Who fixed your little red wagon?

Mine is still broken.

Answer to Do you think God ever throws his omnipotent hands in the air and says "What was I thinking!?

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 16:23:29 -0700

Do you think God ever throws his omnipotent hands in the air and says "What was I thinking!?

No, he knows whats going on. I'm in Gods Will rather I like it are not. I am one prime example to others of how not to do things. Its takes all kinds to make the world go round

Answer to I really need to fast forward things to friday. How do I go about doing that?

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 15:17:01 -0700

I really need to fast forward things to friday. How do I go about doing that?

I'm trying to practice patients here.

Answer to Should Libertarians from their own nation of "Libertaria"? Who would be president?

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 13:48:10 -0700

Should Libertarians from their own nation of "Libertaria"? Who would be president?

Old Mrs. Philips the school librarian, duuuuuuu.

Answer to Why is blood thicker than water?

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 13:45:34 -0700

Why is blood thicker than water?

Because water is thinner than blood. Unless the water is frozen and the blood is warm and flowing. Then what?

Answer to Should I push it or pull it?

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 13:42:03 -0700

Should I push it or pull it?

Push and pull push and pull.

Answer to What was your favorite board game growing up?

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 13:18:36 -0700

What was your favorite board game growing up?

Mouse Trap and Candyland was my first. Clue and Battleship were my favorite.

Answer to If women ruled the world, would there be less violence or more violence?

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 13:15:08 -0700

If women ruled the world, would there be less violence or more violence?

Yes, more or less.

Answer to What does weed realy do you that is that bad?

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 13:12:07 -0700

What does weed realy do you that is that bad?

Look if you want to smoke weed then smoke weed. Some people have problems with it some people don't. Figure it out for yourself. I do know one thing from self experiance it can cause you to have trouble with the law. You might want to think about moving some place where its not punishable by...

Answer to What would you say your dating experience is like?

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 13:08:03 -0700

What would you say your dating experience is like?

Vast. I could write a book on it. Funny, sad, exciting, and boring book.

Answer to If you starving and your fridge is empty! what do you do for food?

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 13:01:43 -0700

If you starving and your fridge is empty! what do you do for food?

Go get a hot dog, I'm buying. Tell the clerk i'll be in to pay in about an hour.

Answer to If someone left you a voice message, how soon would you call back?

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 12:59:40 -0700

If someone left you a voice message, how soon would you call back?

If it was buisness asap, I don't like to waiste time.

Answer to What time do you like to rise and shine?

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 12:57:52 -0700

What time do you like to rise and shine?

Depends on what i've got going on, before 7, after 6.

Answer to My cat gets me up by pawing at me about 630 every morn. after i feed him i try and go back to bed he wont let me !! why?

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 12:50:13 -0700

My cat gets me up by pawing at me about 630 every morn. after i feed him i try and go back to bed he wont let me !! why?

You have to be the boss. punish him for not leaving you alone buy closing him up in the bathroom. I never let my cat out of the bathroom when he cries. No I'm not mean I just have well behaved animals.

Answer to Where is the strangest place that you've found your keys when you've misplaced them?

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 12:42:49 -0700

Where is the strangest place that you've found your keys when you've misplaced them?

In my left hand.

Answer to If you snort viagra does it work faster?

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 12:39:03 -0700

If you snort viagra does it work faster?

Why don't you try it and report back to us say in one hours time. Go!!

Answer to Do you like purple drank?

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 12:37:52 -0700

Do you like purple drank?

As in taisting a grapico burp. Not really into it.

Answer to Have you ever fought a pig?

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 12:34:13 -0700

Have you ever fought a pig?

Yes and I won. Turned him into a BLT. One time I didn't win and he slammed me with one of those 2ft. long flashlights. The lights went out.

Answer to What is the last miracle you noticed in your life?

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 12:32:52 -0700

What is the last miracle you noticed in your life?

I quit smoking cigs. Jan. 10 2009, haven't had one since.

Answer to Could I have a kiss?

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 12:31:12 -0700

Could I have a kiss?

Yes, but don't keep it in your pocket. The chocolate will melt and make a nasty mess.

Answer to How old was Humpty Dumpty when he died?

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 20:51:13 -0700

How old was Humpty Dumpty when he died?

He never did hatch he was still an egg. A good ole egg he was. He had a stressful job it wasn't all that it was cracked up to be.

Answer to If you had your choice, which had you rather lose........your cellphone or your wallet or pocketbook?

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 20:31:03 -0700

If you had your choice, which had you rather lose........your cellphone or your wallet or pocketbook?

Cell phone because I keep a backup.

Answer to If love is just a game, how come I've never won?

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 20:18:49 -0700

If love is just a game, how come I've never won?

Love is not a game its a second hand emotion, i thought everyone knew that.

Answer to I am looking to purchase my first car. Any suggestions or ideas for what car may be worth it? Not looking for an amazing first car, just something that works and won't let me down. That also doesn't make me embarassed to drive. =)

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 20:11:58 -0700

I am looking to purchase my first car. Any suggestions or ideas for what car may be worth it? Not looking for an amazing first car, just something that works and won't let me down. That also doesn't make me embarassed to drive. =)

Isusu Rodeo its almost the same car as the Honda Pathfinder but with not so high resale value. The rodeo is a good dependable car you can find cheap. Its sits up kind of high so its easy to see out of, and people can better see you.

Answer to What do you dressup for?

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 19:12:25 -0700

What do you dressup for?

Weddings and funerals. Thats about it.

Answer to Have you ever broken a bed during sex like on the movies?

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 18:47:30 -0700

Have you ever broken a bed during sex like on the movies?

I broke a bed while moving does that count for anythng?

Answer to Why is Barack Obama talked about on AB every single day?

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 18:43:52 -0700

Why is Barack Obama talked about on AB every single day?

He just so happens to be the President of The United States of America. What day would you exspect him not to be talked about.

Answer to Have you ever given a speech? If so, what was it about?

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 18:00:04 -0700

Have you ever given a speech? If so, what was it about?

Yes. About my favorite subject, Me.

Answer to If you could get a FREE Computer for appearing on the Oprah Show, to talking about your sex life, Would you?

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 17:39:02 -0700

If you could get a FREE Computer for appearing on the Oprah Show, to talking about your sex life, Would you?

Heck yea I would. It would be old news. Have a girlfriend but don't have sex with her. Not into fornicating now a days.

Answer to Is there a law against lookin' like this?

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 17:33:18 -0700

Is there a law against lookin' like this?

Yes I'm going to have to handcuff you and give you a spanking.

Answer to Why is it that people can't keep their religions to themselves?

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 17:31:01 -0700

Why is it that people can't keep their religions to themselves?

Did someone force you to go to their church?

Answer to What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 17:28:22 -0700

What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?

I'm not a nice girl you silly goose just another dude in a mini skirt and push up bra.

Answer to If I have told you once I have told you a thousand times. Don't____the !

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 17:04:00 -0700

If I have told you once I have told you a thousand times. Don't____________the ________!

spank the monkey!

Answer to Anybody ever refused to accept your $2 bill?

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 16:58:38 -0700

Anybody ever refused to accept your $2 bill?

No but I look kind of imtimidating, people don't even ask me for a movie stub, I do always buy one.

Answer to What do people still have respect for?

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 16:32:48 -0700

What do people still have respect for?

Rodney Dangerfield

Answer to What can i do to make you love me? :) [ humor welcomed ]

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 16:31:27 -0700

What can i do to make you love me? :) [ humor welcomed ]

Give me a trust fund.

Answer to Is the mafia ever forgiving?

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 16:22:32 -0700

Is the mafia ever forgiving?

Forgiven, maybe, forgotten, no.

Answer to What do you think of cleavage on girls, at age 15-16?

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 16:19:18 -0700

What do you think of cleavage on girls, at age 15-16?

I think 15 will get you 20.

Answer to What's your favourite holiday?

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 16:17:28 -0700

What's your favourite holiday?

Thanksgiving. People concentrate on good food, parades and football. I mean really, does it get any better.

Answer to In what category on AB do you aspire to be an expert?

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 16:13:44 -0700

In what category on AB do you aspire to be an expert?

Is there a catergory for bull poop?

Answer to You now have the chance to be good guy or a bad guy...who do you want to be?....I am the Shadowed Witch (she fought on the side of the good)

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 16:10:47 -0700

You now have the chance to be good guy or a bad guy...who do you want to be?....I am the Shadowed Witch (she fought on the side of the good)

I am Captain Damnit Man, protecting Planet Earth from evil vilans such as Fridgid Bitch and Dr. Asshole.

Answer to Have you ever started to ask a question, then completely forgotten the point of it? lol

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 16:08:14 -0700

Have you ever started to ask a question, then completely forgotten the point of it? lol

I have started to ask a question and forgot the question all together.

Answer to The president is spending entirely too much time _______ and not enough time doing his job.

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 16:06:14 -0700

The president is spending entirely too much time _______ and not enough time doing his job.

The president is a puppet, I would not worry about what he does just keep you yard looking nice, pay your cable bill and make a contribution to you favorite charity. The universe will keep running in spite of our petty thoughts.

Answer to Which did you watch most, Sesame Street, The Muppet Show or Fraggle Rock?

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 15:44:09 -0700

Which did you watch most, Sesame Street, The Muppet Show or Fraggle Rock?

You have got to love those two old guys in the upper balcany making fun of The Muppet Show.

Answer to How do you feel about trying new things?

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 15:41:31 -0700

How do you feel about trying new things?

If its ice cream bring it on.

Answer to How often should a couple have sex.

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 15:39:37 -0700

How often should a couple have sex.

Some couples should never have sex.

Answer to If not here -where?

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 15:37:18 -0700

If not here -where?

Shut up and hit the block.

Answer to E.T. vs. Yoda?

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 15:35:00 -0700

E.T. vs. Yoda?

I'm putting all my money on the short, ugly, kind of greenish greyish alien looking dude.

Answer to Which do you prefer, light-colored, or dark-colored, cars?

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 15:30:40 -0700

Which do you prefer, light-colored, or dark-colored, cars?

Live down south, white is cool.