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Are you embarassed at answering AB staffer questions?
I love posting a sarcastic answer to their questions.
example:
Q: Who invented cling wrap?
A: Mr. Cellophane.
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how do i make my man feel sexy?
Grab his hand and say - "just feel this".
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Who invented cling wrap?
Mr. Cellophane.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBFVzQ_sXxU
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What planet has a green house effect?
The National Geographic channel has a program series on
The Planets and Venus has the worse green house effect.
Heat gets in but cannot escape the clouds.
As I recall, they predict that is how the Earth will end up.
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What planet has a green house effect?
Planet Hollywood - when the air conditioning is off.
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How do historians know that "historical records" are accurate? What if what they call records are just stories?
You don't. Check out the Spin Doctors of the Police State
of the first Queen Elizabeth of England.
"History is written by the victors." -Winston Churchill
“History is a set of lies agreed upon.” - Napoleon Bonaparte
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any hot guys?
You're definitely on the wrong site.
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Why are diamonds the hardest thing on this planet?
Because they are often found near women's knuckles.
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can hormones imbalance in a 19 year old guy who is 5ft11 be the cause in no gain in height for a few years?
Possible, but unlikely . You are already above average for an American male
and may still grow taller.
Read this:
http://www.hgh.org/Hormones/Hormones-And-Height.html
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how is physics related to accounting?
Yes.
Physics can see into the future.
Accountants just think they can.
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If New York City is the Big Apple, what city is the Big Orange?
Belfast.
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A dirty house is a sign of . . . what?
A dirty house is not a home.
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In about a century or so from now, how do you think that this Age or Era will be named?
The Overspenders.
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do you know where is Hong Kong
Somewhere between a British Colony and China.
Flying into Hong Kong is a wild ride as you fly through the skyscrapers.
Hong Kong - Chinese: 香港) is one of two special administrative regions (SARs) of the People's Republic of China (PRC), the other being Macau. Situated on China's south coast and enclosed by the Pearl River Delta and South China Sea it is renowned for its expansive skyline...
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Do you feel Devil worshippers have an opportunity to go to Heaven, if they change their belief?
Yes.
There are those who are heavily influenced by Christianity and want to rebel and choose to worship the devil. They continue to believe Christian things, but, pick the Christian bad guy. That is devil worship, not Satanism.
"Satanism
a travesty of Christian rites in which Satan is worshiped." - dictionary.com
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Do you feel there are angels living with you each day?
Yes.
Three young daughters does that.
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Are dogs capable of committing suicide?
Yes.
Watch out for the hangdog look.
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Are dogs capable of committing suicide?
Sure. Some owners can affect them that way.
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What are fun things to do in a hotel room?
I give massages.
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How do I buy socks?
Just put a toe in the water.
That way you won't put your foot in it.
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Excuse me - While I kiss ______________!
ass, boss.
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why am i so annoying? WHY! WHY! WHY!
BECAUSE YOU KEEP SHOUTING!
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Why does my bottom lip keep going numb?
Have you been dating a Mexican?
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Why does my bottom lip keep going numb?
If you find out, let me know.
I would like my wife's mouth to have the same problem.
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What will I tell my wife when she gets home? I was boiling some eggs on the stove and forgot to watch the pot.
Tell her it's her fault for being late.
She was expected home 3 minutes ago - not 33 minutes late.
So the kettle should not call the pot black.
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What will I tell my wife when she gets home? I was boiling some eggs on the stove and forgot to watch the pot.
Tell her you saw some police on the street so you
flushed the pot down the lavatory.
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Will the catholic church grant me an annullment?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Annulment_%28Catholic_Church%29
http://www.idotaketwo.com/christian_remarriage.html
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can people tell you are pregnant at 8 weeks? I am having an abortion but i can't get it till 8 weeks, i want to make sure no one can tell
How to control morning sickness:
http://www.gynaeonline.com/care.htm
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can people tell you are pregnant at 8 weeks? I am having an abortion but i can't get it till 8 weeks, i want to make sure no one can tell
Not by looking at you but morning sickness is one of the classic signs of pregnancy. In fact, more than 50% of all pregnant women experience some kind of morning sickness. You might find that you feel particularly dizzy or you may experience nausea and vomiting. This symptom is particularly common during the first 12 weeks of pregnancy.
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Can a felon be an embalmer in Indiana?
The best chance is with a small business.
Be honest but don't tell them you can supply some corpses to
demonstrate your skills.
http://www.indianajobsinfo.com/jobs-for-felons/jobs-for-felons-in-indiana/
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What does IAU stand for?
Not a lot.
A gentle push and they cave in.
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Do psychics actually exist due to an extra gene in their makeup?
No. They may use L'Oréal
But no matter what they charge, they're not worth it.
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Should a person with vegetarian sympathies, feel less guilty about eating fresh roadkill?
Not if it's a hitchhiker.
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When i try to submit an answer, nothing happens
It works for me ;-)
I have encountered many glitches on this site but
not the one you describe.
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What do arctic buzzards eat?
Frozen fish fingers.
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If you were ice cream, what flavor would you be and why?
Lemon and Maple syrup.
Sometimes sharp, Sometimes sweet.
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What is a reason for why a light bulb could shatter when you turn a lamp on?
I wish. lol.
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Would you rather be eaten by a shark or trapped in a burning building?
Shark. Quick and easy death, and I would put up a fight.
Burning would be a seamless transition from one hell to another.
;-)
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Whatis the hardest thing for a child to understand?
"No".
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What difference does it make whether you report an historic rape of not?
It's much more difficult to prove an historic rape if adults were involved.
If the rape happened to a minor it's important to report it even if
it is historic, as the criminal is likely to be repeating their actions.
By reporting it, you will be saving others from a terrible trauma.
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Do parents ever have a favourite child; even if they don't want to?
Yes. From personal experience and observation.
But a Mother might have a different favorite to a Father.
If asked they will both say "No".
"Parents" are usually more supportive of a vulnerable child
because that child needs more help.
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What kind of cereals do the answerbag staff eat for breakfast?
All-Bran
It makes you crap.
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What kind of cereals do the answerbag staff eat for breakfast?
Sugar Puffs
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How many Aussie actors can you name who are big in Hollywood?
Russel Crowe is big all over.
That's why he should have been cast as Friar Tuck
not Robin Hood.
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What is the size of pluto\'s orbit?
Bigger than Uranus.
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What kind of cereals do the answerbag staff eat for breakfast?
Corn Flakeys.
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When should I pull out?
When you've reached the gambling limit you have set yourself.
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If you saw someone stealing from a store would you say anything? Why or why not?
No. I'd mind my own business.
Stores have more than enough security guards and hidden cameras
to catch thieves already.
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What things would you do with two heads (one consciousness), four arms and both genitals.
Sign up four times to join the HSA (Hermaphrodite, Schizophrenic, Association)
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Why do moths find flames irresistible even though the flames always win? Maybe it's the singed wings they like. Are some people moth-like?
Like moths to the flame, most of us do things we should not.
Sometimes the attraction is so great we ignore the danger.
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We should create an AB "Civility" award. It ought to be awarded to those who are always polite/respectful. What do you think?
Better to enforce the AnswerBag site rules and Terms of Use.
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Will the world as we know it end in cataclismic disaster like in the movies?
Yes. In about 4.5 Billion years time.
You probably won't be around so stop worrying.
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Sometimes it's best to say/do nothing. At least you don't spend time creating a rope to hang yourself. Isn't Silence priceless at times?
True.
Unfortunately I don't always say nothing. Even though I know I should.
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OUCH! Why did you stab my hand with the fork?
Because you look good enough to eat.
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When does a friend become a fiend?
When they betray you. Usually by spreading lies.
Or you drop the r.
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What is the origin of the word meaning?
See meaning and mean at dictionary.com
It lists origins and history there, Middle English, Old English
German and Dutch:
Origin:
bef. 900; ME menen, OE mǣnan; c. G meinen, D meenen
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Fill in: Windows XP is ____________
the only OS that will run my favorite software.
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Any AB here is malaysian???? I am
You may be unique.
There is a Malaysian section but the questions and great answers are
all from AnswerBag Staff.
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If the population in 2006 is 6.52 billion and it is expected to be 9.30 billion by 2050. What is the annual growth rate?
This may help:
The world's current growth rate is about 1.3%, representing a doubling time of 54 years. We can expect the world's population of approximately 6 billion to become 12 billion by 2054 if the current rate of growth continues. The world's growth rate peaked in the 1960s at 2% and a doubling time of 35 years.
http://geography.about.com/od/obtainpopulationdata/a/worldpopulation.htm
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what do you think of a huge sign in a cell phone store's window that says "________ mobile. unlimited starting at $40"?
I always think I best read the caveats and small print.
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Is there a website that lists every hamlet/borough of every town/city/village in the US of A?
If anyone has it, my guess is the US Postal Service will have.
But the Zip Code Directory is not free.
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Are you still keeping a secret with your partner in order to secured your relationship?
Everyone does. If they've got any sense.
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Is rampant spamming on AB the exception to the rule that every problem has a solution?
If AB awarded more points to everyone who reported spam
that might help.
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I feel it in my fingers..
I feel it in my toes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQQ6SfPZggw
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Can I exchange dutch guilders to pounds anywhere?
Not "anywhere".
"In 2002 the guilder was replaced by the euro. Coins remained exchangeable for euros at branches of the Netherlands Central Bank until 1 January 2007. Banknotes valid at the time of conversion to the euro may still be exchanged there until 1 January 2032." -wikipedia
Euros can be converted to Pounds Sterling anywhere.
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Why do you go on AB so much?
Because you can't always express "deep thoughts" in minutes.
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Can I exchange dutch guilders to pounds anywhere?
No.
The Dutch use Euros. Guilders were replaced around 2002.
Unless the guilders are gold coins.
If so I would not change them for Pounds (Sterling) or any other
currency unless you are desperate for cash.
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what were calvins beliefs about salvation?
Salvation cannot be earned by anything you do in this life.
Confession, repentance, cannot help you.
Salvation is predetermined by God.
It has already been decided if you are saved, The Elect - or damned,
The Reprobates.
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Do you look up to those who are always diplomatic or look down on them?
Generally, I look up to them.
Because I am rarely diplomatic and it usually gets me into trouble.
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Should we start tagging all the Answerbag Staff questions as "Nonsense"? I certainly find them to be so.
I would prefer a new category - Annoying.
But as that is unlikely I suggest you post a sarcastic reply
to counterbalance their "great answer".
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Would you let someone who was out on parole for armed robbery take you out to dinner?
Better to go to a restaurant than a bank.
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what are some good "going to sleep" movies??
Twilight usually sends me to sleep.
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hello how are you
"Hello. How are you?
Have you been alright, through all those lonely lonely lonely lonely lonely nights
That's what I'd say. I'd tell you everything
If you'd pick up that telephone..."
-Telephone Line by the Electric Light Orchestra.
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What is your favourite and simplest homemade snack?
Buttered toast.
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If you could become any tv show character who would it be
Dexter.
To get away with murder.
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Do you think all countries should unite and sack the Vatican?
Sure, you could. An alliance between philistines and the Taliban might also work.
They are experts in these kinds of acts.
Of course, first you would have to get past the Swiss Guards in Vatican City.
And those guys are tough. Don't be fooled by those Michelangelo designed uniforms.
Then you could loot some of the greatest art and treasures of
Western European civilization.
Be prepared...
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Does an international police check exist?
Interpol?
http://www.interpol.int/
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Would you donate your body to science in order to save $$$ on funeral costs?
Sure, but only if they want my body when I am stone dead.
But I doubt there is anything they would want to do with my dead body,
apart from incinerating it.
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When someone is excommunicated from the Protestant Church are their church records removed from the church?
I didn't think there was one entity called "the Protestant Church".
Various churches have different versions of excommunication, so it depends
on which denomination you are referring to.
According to dictionary.com:
"protestant
noun
2.
an adherent of any of those Christian bodies that separated from the Church of Rome during the Reformation, or of any group descended from them. "
see also:...
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Why do people say, "Noted" when you inform them something that should aid them. (E.g: How to get to a certain place) It's Rude. No?
I usually write "I note what you say, but.."
The advantage of this line is you can be rude without actually saying:
"You're argument is rubbish."
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Why isn't the Obama Motors Chevy Volt selling? And anyone seen one on the road?
The problem is they both run out of power while on the journey of change.
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who has killed more people in the name of their religion? christians or muslims?
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics."
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who has killed more people in the name of their religion? christians or muslims?
Today (Jan 1 2011) in Egypt - Muslims, as part of a "Holy War".
The country may change but the result is constant in recent times.
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Would you rather have tea with Queen Elizabeth or President Obama?
QE2. I could sip Earl Grey tea and feed the cookie crumbs to the Corgis.
The President is more likely to invite you round for a Beer in the Rose Garden,
and the cameras would be present.
Tea and Sympathy, not.
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Who is the father of Palin's daughter's baby?
How long, and why, has this question been bugging you?
Maybe you can get a job at the Huffington Post or Media Matters.
They specialize in stuff like this.
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What European country is the best for a middle-aged American to move to?
Portugal if you have sufficient funds and do not need to work.
Beautiful country. Warm climate. Friendly people. Low cost of living.
The country is in severe financial difficulty but that could
work to your benefit.
* It would help if you told us what State you are moving from
and the reason you want to move.
Some of the Eastern European countries that are, or about to become,
part of the...
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When ya gotta sneeze does a dirty thought help?
A tissue is best for the smutty.
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Ladies this question goes out to u... whats a sex vehicle for a guy to drive??
A Fire Engine
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Would using a ceramic space heater to thaw a water pump, and water pipes cause them to crack?
I don't think the type of heater is critical.
But there are a number of safety steps you must take.
This article may be of help:
http://www.essortment.com/home/thawfrozenwate_sbwg.htm
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Ladies: When wearing nothing but panties, why do you always run your fingers along the inside of the hems and snap them against your skin?
Sounds like you've been watching too much Internet porn
and indulging in too many masturbatory fantasies .
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How do my mother and I deal with my 16 year old brother? What do my mom and I teach him responsibilities if he is lazy and spoiled?
Your mother should tell the grandparents the problems he is causing
and to stop giving in to him.
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There are shows I'd like to purchase but they are unavailable does anyone know if there's a way to get the producers to release them?
You could always try The Casting Couch.
There are only two things producers understand
and you've already tried money.
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What do you have on your bucket list?
101 things I need to do before I die.
1. Prepare a Living Will.
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You are walking with the wife when, a woman rushes up, throws her arms about you and says loudly, Hi Honey, your still the best lover I know
I say:
"I'm sorry, but my diary is full up at the moment."
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who else hates labels?
You should know style and quality by just looking at, or using the product.
If you've got to tell someone the brand, have it hanging on the outside,
embroidered into the clothes, or announce the label you are wearing,
then you've been fleeced.
Personal and original style needs no labels.
;-)
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Do you prefer getting comments or messages on AB?
Comments. I never read messages or exchange personal information.
Although best of all is to be "liked" or to be chosen as the "Answers Pick" on merit.
That's like sending someone a Thank You card.
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why was george washington burned?
While smoking Marijuana, he would stub out the joint
on his chest. The pain he felt next day would be a
reminder not to lie.
(It doesn't seem to work for today's politicians.
But at least they don't grow hemp unlike Washington and
many of the other Founding Fathers.)
http://www.counterpunch.org/wasserman02162009.html
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What is the origin of the name Gaga? It should not be Spanish por pabor; I know what gaga means. Do you have an English version of it? lol
I thought the English adopted it from India (like pajamas).
But according to dictionary.com the origin is French.
There are many words of French origin used in English, including:
gaga
"crazy, silly," 1905, probably from Fr. gaga "senile, foolish."
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Is Latin a spoken language?
favete linguis
Favor me with your tongues - (be silent)
;-)
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What is something that you once thought you'd never do, but now have done?
Take Viagra.
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would you tell a person something dont look good on them?
- That blouse would look good if you were wearing a bra.
- "I am wearing a bra."
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would you tell a person something dont look good on them?
"That skirt would look good if you had the ass of a 14 year old boy."
Source: Bitchy riposte by daughter to her psychiatrist mother
in an episode of Six Feet Under.
roflmao.
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Who invented Christmas pudding?
The English in the Middle Ages.
Although the ingredients have varied over time.
http://www.classbrain.com/artholiday/publish/article_256.shtml
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would you tell a person something dont look good on them?
I would tell her the things I like about the dress and the things I don't.
If she already owns the dress I would just accentuate the positive (lie)
and make suggestions about accessorising.
Because I often say things I shouldn't.
;-)
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What do you do with all the leftovers?
My New Year's resolution: Stop throwing away food.
The waste is immoral and scandalous.
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what ethnicity am i
dads English
mums half German half Australian
?
Depends on the race of your parents, not their nationality.
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Which of the following would you rather add to your life: more companionship or more time alone? Why?
More time alone. Because:
"Hell is other people"
- Jean-Paul Sartre
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Your secrets for getting a good nights sleep...,is it your mattress?
If i remember correctly, it's my memory foam mattress or a mistress.
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When someone is rude to you, are you rude back or do you just let it go?
It depends what they're doing to me.
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I need a really unique name for a male pet rat?
My ex boyfriend was called Raphael.
So Rathael, as I later called him, would be appropriate.
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What else besides diamonds are forever, forever, forever? This James Bond song intrigues me.
Death.
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Will india will the test series again south africa
No.
India is more likely to win the World Cup starting January 2011.
The country specializes in the shortened versions of the game.
India also has home advantage for some of the matches.
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Which countries that have Islam as their state religion are the most tolerant towards other religions?
Jordan's Constitution guarantees freedom of religious beliefs.
http://atheism.about.com/library/FAQs/islam/countries/bl_JordanMinority.htm
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IM african american in i have have strectch marks on my side what treatment is best to get rid of them?
As far as I am aware stretch marks are not connected to race.
google suggests 5 ways:
http://www.stretchmarkremovalinfo.com/
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What is December 7th called?
Depending on the time, in some parts of the world it was called Tuesday.
In Australia, Wednesday.
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Why are the troops fighting in Iraq?
Because the natives keep trying to kill them.
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I added 1 GB of ram and now internet explorer freezes.
Try removing the extra ram.
Then see if Explorer works.
The extra ram may be incompatible with your computer.
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I am a single male and have handcuffed my hands behind my back and am playing hard to get......anyone else do this?????
yrs. but now i cart type.
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Some who are stingy with compliments may be stingy with everything. Cheering for others makes you cheerier/not makes you drearier. Right?
Right, Pollyanna.
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What does it mean when you're allowed to answer questions, but not ask any?
I note you've asked and answered questions. You also know what's best.
This probably means you show great promise to become a "Professional Researcher"
when you will be able to both ask and answer questions and then award your own answers a Green Ribbon Award.
;-)
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what females out here r up 4 hooking up with me?
Desperate, reckless ones.
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The more you like people the more people like you. Is that true or un?
Untrue, Unfortunately.
Or else I would not have had to suffer rejection.
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Does anyone have a good solution to get credit card debt paid off quickly?
Switch your debt to a new credit card offering zero interest* for a limited period.
Pay off the debt as fast as you can.
Buy nothing more on credit.
Then cut up your card.
Google "zero interest credit cards" or "balance transfer credit cards".
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What is cooler, Diesel or Calvin Klein ?
Judging by the advertising I would say:
Diesel is for young, trendy, males and for that target audience - cooler.
CK is more Metrosexual. Male and Female. Young and Old. Straight and Gay.
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What are you addicted to?
The Internet.
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My boyfriend gave me a kindle for Christmas.I don't want to be ungrateful, but they're expensive. I know I won't use it, do I tell him?
Find something less expensive on Amazon you like, and then ask him if it is
possible to exchange it for something you really need.
Beware - some people will be hurt, while others would much prefer
you are honest.
You know your boyfriend better than we do.
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My boyfriend gave me a kindle for Christmas.I don't want to be ungrateful, but they're expensive. I know I won't use it, do I tell him?
No. Someone probably gave it to him and like many of us he recycles unwanted presents.
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Where does the lint from your navel come from?
Yours comes from your diaper.
I shower every day.
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What should i do in my room on Christmas eve nite and i cant sleep??
Count the number of presents Santa won't leave you.
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What is the first thing you would do if you had the money?
Cut up my credit card.
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I keep dreaming about a boy I've never met. What does this mean?!
You've been watching this guy on You tube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMJ2wtwQx68
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If the name John McCain is mentioned, what comes to mind?
Freedom Fries / Democratic Lies.
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Have you ever been out of the country??
No. I'm a farmer.
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If you have ever made a regret what do you regret the most out of everything??
Non, Je ne regrette rien
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YkLq6J_6cA&feature=related
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Did Saint Paul use stamps on his letters?
No. He frank-in-censed them.
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Is there a specific philia/paraphilia (sexual attraction) to persons missing one eye?
I've no idea, love.
.-)
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What is the worst pervasive constant in the questions, spam or religion?
You can report spam.
It's removed and I think you get rewarded with some points.
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What is the wildest place you have ever been?
Sunday Afternoon Bingo in the church hall.
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What is something you'll eventually have to face?
The truth about yourself.
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Like, if an alien asks you for the direction would you manage to tell him?
Point and say, "Go South".
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What are your views towards multiculturism in today's society?
If you want a mono-culture live in Australia -
if you are white, Christian and English speaking.
The official government White Australia policy may have ended but
the policy lives on in a more subtle guise and the past has greatly
influenced the present.
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i have a small bump on back left side of my head? i often get severe head aches.
If you get severe headaches often, you should see a doctor.
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Why do so many young women love getting pregnant early? Like between ages 16 and 25?
Evolution.
Biologically, having babies at a young age is better
than at an old age.
Early 20's is best.
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Would you eat a breakfast cereal called Post Mortem?
Only cereal killers do this.
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If I know a dinner guest is left-handed, do I set their place with the silverware the opposite way, or use the usual formal setting?
I once heard an Archbishop of Canterbury tell about this mistake.
Seated next to the Queen Mother at dinner, at a round table, he
took and drank from her wine glass by mistake.
She smiled and said nothing.
I think he then just switched his glass over to her right.
Given the other great answers, if people change their place setting,
deliberately, by accident or ignorance, it's best to smile...
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Answer to:
Can I ask Santa for no more "Does God exist" questions on this site?
No. Santa doesn't exist.
Although their are people who believe he does.
Answer to:
What are your favourite things about being in a relationship?
Being in and out.
Answer to:
Have the libs conveniently forgotten that when Obama took office gasoline was $1.81 a gallon? Or are high gas prices a "good" thing now?
The Government has announced it is going to sue BP but not Halliburton.
Liberals are just confused.
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Answer to:
Do you feel bitter toward the world with current conditions and everything going on both in your life and outside it?
No, I'm not paranoid.
Everybody has always been against me.
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Answer to:
Is there a way to keep someone on AnswerBag with names that start with "G" away from you?
Not if they're a Guru.
Answer to:
Is it safe to go to Northern Cyprus? travelling wiht an american passport. Ever been there? tell me your experience.
Read this:
http://www.fco.gov.uk/en/travel-and-living-abroad/travel-advice-by-country/europe/cyprus
Note:
"British and other foreign nationals who have entered Cyprus through the north are considered by the Government of the Republic of Cyprus to have entered Cyprus through an illegal port of entry. The Government of the Republic of Cyprus reserves the right to fine EU (including British)...
Answer to:
What happened to being able to uncheck AB Staff Questions. Now i have to do it every time i go into the page.
I prefer posting a snarky answer on the Professional Researched (googled) Q&As.
Answer to:
How many times a day do you make a mistake on your computer, like using the wrong shortcut keys?
"To urr is human." - anonymous
Answer to:
I lost my favourite socks. Other than the last place I saw them, where do you recommend I look?
Check your feet.
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Answer to:
What is a good christmas gift for under 10.00?
The favorite gift I have received was a pre-loved book.
But the person who bought it for me knew me, and my taste, inside out.
Answer to:
"I am sorry. It was my mistake." Has your wife ever said that, or words anywhere near to it?
Not as often as:
"I told you so."
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Answer to:
Whats your favorite day of the week?
Tuesday.
Two hippopotamus's in a river.
One says to the other:
"I keep thinking it's Tuesday".
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Answer to:
I just found that i have astigmatism, I am still a little confused about what exactly it is?
;-)
the ayes have it
But your vision can easily be corrected with eye spectacles,
contact lenses or laser surgery.
Answer to:
do you type with one hand ?, both hands ? or one finger search and poke ?
I'm the type that does all those things.
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Answer to:
I want to be rich and famous. Where do I begin?
Sell your soul to the Devil.
Answer to:
What is a good name for a main character?
Gabriel or the shortened version - Gabe.
Meaning: a man of God and Gabriel is also an Angel.
But you don't need second sight to spot the signs
that someone is lying to you:
http://www.sixwise.com/newsletters/05/06/29/the-top-seven-signs-that-someone-is-lying-to-you.htm
Answer to:
Who is more intelligent, your mum or dad?
It depends what you mean by intelligence.
Academically my mother is much better educated.
My father is intelligent too but in practical matters that
my mother has no idea how to do.
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Answer to:
What is a good name for a main character?
A pity that the character is not a girl. You could call her:
Claire Voyant.
Answer to:
A woman who's a virgin might be called a "maiden". What's the equivalent for a virgin man?
Richard Branston
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Answer to:
It wasn't a pretty sight when I saw ______________.
mama kissing Santa Claus
Answer to:
How many angels do i have watching over me?
Hopefully, none.
Or they are in for a shock.
Answer to:
What's the difference between a dash and parenthesis?
"A dash is a punctuation mark" - wikipedia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parenthesis_%28rhetoric%29
Answer to:
What Does It Mean When a Guy Touched Underneath a Girls Chin Softly And smiles?
He wants you to open your mouth.
Answer to:
Which country will win 2011 cricket World Cup?
I wouldn't bet on Pakistan.
;-)
But they may be the bookies spoilers in the pack of:
1. India
2. England
3. South Africa
4. Australia
Answer to:
If my boyfriend wants to crossdress how should he start of so he won't feel awkward
Don't buy from the dozens of Spam merchants that are littering the
AnswerBag site this morning.
Just let him go through your drawers to see if there is something he fancies.
Answer to:
Will this government bailout California?
Does that state even deserve it?
Sure. They need California to stay Democrat.
"You scratch my back and I'll scratch yours."
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Answer to:
Is it wrong to cut down trees for Christmas?
Evergreen tree worshippers say:
Cutting trees is a sin.
;-)
And its not biblical.
Answer to:
Is Queensland in Australia or New Zealand?
Queensland is in a state somewhere between 1950s South Africa
and Big Brothers 1984 Oceania.
Answer to:
Can you put a tent in a clothes washer?
Yes. Just remember to take the pole out first
as wood has a tendency to float.
Answer to:
Which country will win 2011 cricket World Cup?
Qatar.
Answer to:
What reasons would your mother likely list that you should NOT become president of the USA?
She is a Lesbian, Black, Atheist who has had an abortion.
I think she would do a much better job as a TV presenter
where her sharp intellect and independent mind would serve her well.
And she would make a lot more money ;-)
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Answer to:
What kind of girl clothing could guys wear to school without people knowing
Don't risk it.
If people ever do find out, your life will be made hell.
Wear whatever you like in the privacy of your own home.
Answer to:
Why do you have wind chimes?
They make my farts sound musical.
Answer to:
Why do you have wind chimes?
To annoy the neighbors.
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What type of bed do you use?
I prefer couples have separate bedrooms.
My bedroom has a small bed which fits comfortably in the room.
My partner has the biggest room in the house with a king size bed, an on suite bathroom and wall to wall cupboards.
Occasionally, I get to share the bed, but never the cupboards.
The mattress is more important than the bed size.
I like a deep memory foam mattress.
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My boyfriend is Catholic and I'm Presbyterian. What Can I expect during their service on Christmas Eve.
Many people only go to a church service at Christmas.
So expect a happy, traditional,welcoming time in almost any church,
of any denomination, you go to.
Answer to:
Do you think i'm cute/stupid jogging in a dinosaur costume on campus?
You sound like a:
Doyouthinkhesaurus
Answer to:
I don't want to get married but according to my religion, it's something I have to do or else I won't get to heaven. What should I do?
"Marriage is a great institution,
but who wants to live in an institution?" -Graucho Marx
;-)
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What are some aspects of traditional African religion that have blended into Christianity and Islam?
African rhythms and music.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIxEPYkXkU8&feature=related
In the past the Catholic Church in particular was adept at adopting
pagan peoples culture and beliefs to Christianity, to make conversion easier
and not antagonize the natives.
For example in Germany the adoption of worshiping evergreen trees to
Christmas trees.
Answer to:
What could we accompolish if there were more Sean Penn's in the world?
Lots of peace.
Because the Penn is mightier than the Sword.
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Answer to:
Do you ever feel that you are all alone in this world?
Yes. But not often enough.
When I am alone I can be completely selfish.
I do exactly what I want to do, when I want.
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I have always been told that I look like Madonna. I think she's ugly and nasty looking. Should I be insulted?
Were you wearing that pointy bra that pokes peoples eyes out?
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Answer to:
Is Oprah in denial?
Barbara Walters asked Oprah this week in an ABC interview,
if she was a Lesbian.
For the record Oprah said No and registered surprise
that people thought she was.
I would have told Walters to mind her own fucking business.
Which is not a pretty story according to Walters own autobiography.
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Answer to:
Is Oprah in denial?
No.
She's in de Mooloolah.
Answer to:
He said he is crazy for me then I didn't got any text. When I texted him he became cold and I felt like there's something wrong. Why?
Maybe he is just crazy.
Answer to:
Do you think it's racist when people describe a person using their nationality or skin colour?
"Racist", is in the ear of the beholder. -anon
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Who said : If you can actually count your money, then you're not a rich man?
Some say J. Paul Getty.
http://quotationsbook.com/quote/27072/
I say, Bernard Lawrence "Bernie" Madoff, fraudster and
Ponzi scheme operator.
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Answer to:
What can you legally do at 18 years old?
"Just because you can legally do something
doesn't necessarily mean that you should do it." - anon
It may come back to bite you when you grow up.
Answer to:
If you could take something back, what would it be?
A helping hand to someone who subsequently
stabbed me in the back.
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Answer to:
Has any movie ever featured Robin Williams, Meryl Streep, Steve Martin & Bette Midler?
No. If you mean a cinema movie featuring all 4 actors in the same movie.
I started a search by looking at:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000541/
Given her long and spectacular career, Bette Midler has made very few movies.
I recently heard an interview where she bemoaned the fact that it is almost
impossible for "women of a certain age" to get starring roles in Hollywood movies.
She cannot get...
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Is earning money harder than gaining only one more point here?
It is certainly harder earning points on Answerbag compared to the old system.
As this is the Season of Good Will, I've "liked " your question.
I'm not sure if that will get you a point or not, as I no longer understand
the points and achievement levels.
Answer to:
Name any creatures that have been declared extinct during your lifetime.
Black Panthers.
Answer to:
Are teenagers (male or female) supposed very emotional all the time? Or is that just something everyone says?
Not all the time. Just most of the time.
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Answer to:
People who are phony fakers or fakey phoners are gonna get found out sooner or later. Don't they know that?
Yes.
But it's fun making those calls in the meantime.
Answer to:
What is something remarkable that was invented by a woman?
Alimony.
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Answer to:
Is nature always kind to mankind?
No. Mankind has survived because we have found
ways to overcome the bad things Nature throws at us.
Answer to:
Advice on dating a girl from another state
"Absence diminishes commonplace passions
and increases great ones,
as the wind extinguishes candles and kindles fires."
-Duc de la Rochefoucauld.
Answer to:
I support WIKI-LEAKS! do you?
You can't support weakileaks through PayPal anymore.
Answer to:
Why dont good guys & bad guys fight on top of trains anymore?
It's the only place to find somewhere to sit.
Nowadays the fights are inside the carriages.
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Answer to:
What is life like as an british weather forecaster?
Interesting.
There's always something happening.
Answer to:
What is your favorite line in a movie?
Anything from The Maltese Falcon (1941), from the first line to the last.
"What is this dingus anyway?"
"... The stuff that dreams are made of."
- The Maltese Falcon. John Huston / Dashiell Hammett / Shakespeare.
Brigid O'Shaughnessy: I haven't lived a good life. I've been bad, worse than you could know.
Sam Spade: You know, that's good, because if you actually were as innocent as you pretend...
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When did you come to know that Santa Claus is not for real?
Not real? Who told you that.
I believe he is real - my parents would never lie to me.
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Would it be too much for you if your s/o wanted to have sex with you 7 days a week?
Yes. I'm not up for that.
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Answer to:
Do you smell food before eating?
Before eating, there is nothing better than the smell of
percolating coffee, fresh baking bread and bacon frying.
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Answer to:
What's the worst disease to have?
Losing my mind.
Alzheimer disease or senile dementia.
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Answer to:
Which animal cannot be turned into a pet?
My brother.
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Answer to:
What in life do you think makes some people think deeper than others, other than IQ or intellect?
Curiosity.
Answer to:
can you regenerate braincells?
I don't know because I lose thousands each day.
But google knows the answer to your question:
http://www.princeton.edu/pr/pwb/99/0405/brain.htm
Answer to:
If you could,would you hide your actual income and pay less taxes?
Tax Evasion is a criminal offense.
Use Tax Avoidance instead, which is legal although
some say it's immoral.
Answer to:
Should people like Cheryl Cole be allowed to judge people on their singing when she is not that great a singer herself?
You don't need to be a chicken to tell a good egg.
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Answer to:
How do you stop Stikileaks?
This is a Professionally Researched Answer.
_____________________________________________
Always practice safe sex.
But condoms are not 100% safe, so remember:
1. Check the use by date before you go out.
Especially if you are on the run and have not been able to use
one for some time.
2. Use a water based lubricant. Rubber condoms can perish.
3. Sharp teeth or fingernails can cause tears....
Answer to:
I'm opening a thrift store located in a barn, does anyone have suggestions for a clever/catchy name?
Save Fever
Answer to:
What is 0.018 of an inch?
http://www.athropolis.com/popup/c-length2.htm
Answer to:
How long have you left it to go to the dentist?
My dentist sends me a check up reminder card every 6 months.
Reluctantly I then make an appointment.
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Answer to:
what is a cutting joke?
A funny but snide and hurtful joke.
Usually a sarcastic put down for the person it is directed at.
Or a bad tailor.
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Answer to:
Can you name a sexy drink?
Slow Comfortable Screw Up Against the Wall
http://www.greatcocktails.co.uk/naughty-but-nice-cocktails.html
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Answer to:
Why was I gone from AB for 3 weeks?
Nobody "liked" you.
Answer to:
The Nobel Peace Prize for 2009 ????
George W Bush.
Answer to:
What is the name of this movie? It was made by the people who made crouching tiger hidden dragon. It is the same type of movie as crouching tiger. I know the DVD was released in the untied states sometimes in February or March. I can't find it!! Help!!
If the movie you are looking for starred the prolific Yun-Fat Chow you can probably find it listed here:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000334/
Answer to:
Is Kevin Rudd an abrasive control freak?
Most successful politicians are.
Rudd is one of the minority who I thought sensible and moderate.
Until I saw the reports passed to wikileaks.
http://www.penrithstar.com.au/news/national/national/general/rudd-the-butt-of-wikileaks-expos/2017139.aspx
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Apparently the daily use of aspirin can greatly reduce cancer risks. Do you have any other information re this study?
The daily use of very low dose asprin for adults over 50.
But you should talk to your doctor first.
Especially if you are on other medication.
All drugs have side effects - including Asprin.
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Answer to:
Do you own a painting of a nude and do you display it at home?
Yes. More than 1. My favorite painter specializes in nudes.
But I hang them in the bedrooms for inspiration.
I am nervous of hanging them in the dining room in
case it makes some sensitive souls queasy.
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Answer to:
Is the land of opportunity (USA) now the land of despair?
10 million Mexicans say "No".
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Answer to:
What are some good phrases to write on a Christmas card?
Jesus Saves. So do I.
Your Christmas present - pie in the sky.
Answer to:
What are some good phrases to write on a Christmas card?
Christmas Cards "are not biblical".
Answer to:
How do I start my computer in safe mode?? Other than pulling the plug without shutting it down..
For a Windows OS continue to repeat press F8 as soon as the computer starts up.
Or check the computer manual.
Answer to:
How do you stop Stikileaks?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1336291/Wikileaks-Julian-Assanges-2-night-stands-spark-worldwide-hunt.html
Answer to:
Why is a dashboard called a dashboard?
It makes the car go faster.
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Answer to:
Do you feel Julian Assange is being targeted by world governments under the guise of illegal sex acts?
Read the "Wikileaks Sex Files" here, then decide:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1336291/Wikileaks-Julian-Assanges-2-night-stands-spark-worldwide-hunt.html
A good read, but I would have preferred the headline:
WILLYLEAKS SEX FILES
Answer to:
How do australians stop from falling off their country seeing as it's upside down? Cos I'm scared I will when I visit there next summer.
If you're not White, Christian and English speaking, I would worry more about not falling out with Australian Immigration, even if you are just going there for a vacation.
Example:
If asked "Do you have a criminal record" do NOT reply:
"No, I didn't think you needed one anymore".
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Answer to:
What did the wikileaks files basically say?
The US seem incapable of securing their diplomatic communications and military networks. A US soldier ( now under arrest) illegally downloaded information that tens of thousands of US people had access to on to a reformatted music Compact Disc! It included reports from diplomats of what foreigner governments told them in confidence. Example: Saudi Arabia wants the US to launch an attack on...
Answer to:
So...where do you go to Complain about WIKI and they're infomation leaks
Why bother?
The US Government, Interpol and "Intelligence Agencies" (sic) around the world are trying to close down wikileaks and arrest the founder.
So far unsuccessfully.
Apparently Julian Assange is threatening to release redacted material, that will be even more embarrassing, if he is arrested.
I just googled and found the home of Wikileaks latest site which gives a section on...
Answer to:
How is prostitution dealt with under Canadian law?
"There is no general crime of prostitution in Canada. However, many of the activities that are usually associated with prostitution are classified as criminal offences."
http://www.torontocriminaldefence.com/articles/EEAFZllkEEfGCBJCfp.php
http://www.torontolife.com/daily/informer/the-new-normal/2010/09/28/prostitution-in-canada-now-even-more-legal/
Answer to:
What decision(s) should you NEVER make without the input of others?
Decisions that directly affect them.
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Answer to:
Why did the condom fly across the room?
It couldn't get up.
Answer to:
My speaking voice is best described as ________
in need of a tune.
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Recently my cat will not leave my kitchen chair except to eat, use the litter box or go outside. What is up with that?
Your cat sounds like my husband.
Problem solved when we bought a TV and subscribed to the sports channels.
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Answer to:
Recently my cat will not leave my kitchen chair except to eat, use the litter box or go outside. What is up with that?
;-)
Answer to:
How can Muslims honestly expect us to believe Islam is peaceful, when they use a thirteen year old boy as a suicide bomber?
In my experience AnswerBag always takes the easy option, if someone uses the "Report" button and says the Question or Answer is offensive.
It's not just for Islam or Religion, but on any topic.
People can take offense very easily. Race is probably the number 1 category for taking offense, followed by personal (ad hominem) attacks.
Politics is the easiest topic to be offensive on and not be...
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Answer to:
Why do fairies mess with my broadband connection at Christmas?
It's the fairy lights.
Christmas lights can cause interference with your broadband line.
Try unplugging any fairy lights.
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Answer to:
Why do SO many people turn into devils behind the steering wheel?
Because they are driving like a bat out of hell.
Answer to:
Are you REALLY not supposed to drink milk when eating fish?
I sometimes cook fresh fish in milk, butter and water.
Eating it with potatoes, and vegetables has never done me any harm.
But some people have food allergies. Or find various food combinations
can upset their stomach.
I wouldn't never drink a cold milk shake with hot food.
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Answer to:
i got a second interview with taco bell, what should i expect to happen?
Taco bells ring,
are you listening,
In the lane,
snow is glistening
A beautiful sight,
We're happy tonight,
Walking in a winter wonderland.
Answer to:
what did this hot dude mean at my sisters party?
That's a great line. I shall try it myself.
What were you talking about - soccer or Socrates?
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Answer to:
what did this hot dude mean at my sisters party?
;-)
Answer to:
Why, is like, everything so fake and stuff?
I've also noticed a significant increase in the amount of "spam" on
AnswerBag selling fake stuff.
Answer to:
As a landlord, what would you do in this case?
I would report this to the police immediately.
I would never forgive myself if something happened to the mother or child.
Answer to:
Do you feel younger than your age?
"A man is as young as the woman he feels."
- Groucho Marx
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Answer to:
In a fictional movie would which of these would you find more plausible: a woman drugging a man as a prank or drugging a man to get a job
In reality a prank seems more plausible.
As a piece of fiction for a thriller, the plot you
outline is an interesting and clever one that offers
lots of dramatic opportunities.
Answer to:
Computer game ethics and morality. (text within)
I would be surprised to learn such a game does not already exist.
War and violence is a staple of the games industry.
No, I would not buy it.
Answer to:
Are Rubber Tree plants the ONLY source for rubber? Or are there other things that produce rubber?
Rubbers don't grow on trees.
Practice safe sex.
Answer to:
Are you a misanthrope, or have any misanthropic qualities?
Experience has made me dislike and mistrust some people.
But not all of humankind.
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Answer to:
Does it bother you when a person refers to their Boyfriend, or Girlfriend as their husband or wife?
If they do that, to me it means they are married.
Otherwise they would say "partner".
It doesn't bother me but sometimes confuses me.
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Answer to:
Which questions do you answer on ab site the short one or the one with more detailed ?
I mostly like short questions and give short answers.
Like it. Or lump it.
If I want detailed answers I google.
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Answer to:
Is it that those who eats all types of creature from the earth are like animals?
Humans are animals. Homo sapiens. Mammals. Omnivores.
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Answer to:
Ok, so my neighbors across the street annoying me with constant gun fire at night. Cops won't do anything. What can I do to annoy them?
Vote for better border security between the USA and Mexico.
Answer to:
Mormons: Is it required that you have children (if ur married and able) in order to reach the highest level of heaven?
No.
But having lots of children is a sure way of reaching hell.
Answer to:
What are your thoughts on the British Israel movement?
Have the British forgiven the Irgun terrorists?
But I suppose if they can forgive Irish terrorists
they can forgive Israeli terrorists too.
The Brits forgive any terrorists just so long as they are not attacking America.
;-)
Woof, Woof.
Answer to:
Can I opt for a full-nude physical exam or is the gown or underwear required?
It depends on the nurse.
But go for it.
Its better than racking up the air miles just
to get a security pat down.
Answer to:
There is a stray cat that is hanging around my house. He is friendly enough, but he is very scared of my dogs. What should I do?
Cut him down and bury him.
If he hasn't used up his 9 lives he
will come back at twilight as Vampire Puss and give those mutts hell.
Answer to:
What is an appropriate communion message?
Google "Communion Cards".
Answer to:
What is the most beautiful city in England in terms of old architecture?
http://www.heritagecities.com/
I loved my visits to Bath and York.
But visit England in the Spring or Summer. Not now.
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Will corrupt Qatar exist in 2022 to be able to stage the World Cup?
One thing for certain is that FIFA will exist.
And they wont get a bad press in Russia and Qatar.
By co-incidence the Headquarters of FIFA is in Switzerland,
which will still exist with a free press - and secret bank accounts.
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/sport/extremists-welcome-qatar-world-cup/story-fn75ik5m-1225965359755
"Junji Ogura, the Japanese member of the Fifa committee, has...
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I have naked pictures of an ex-girlfriend. Are there any legal issues in threatening to spread them around town? Please see description.
Yes there are legal issues.
You can be sued and prosecuted.
And if you distribute "naked pictures" of someone under 18
you can go on a sex offenders register for life.
"When starting on the road to revenge, first dig two graves."
- Confucius.
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Answer to:
what is the LEAST someone needs to be/have for you to marry them?
You at least need to be in love with each other.
Answer to:
Is every Tom, Dick and Harry gay?
No.
Dick can swing both ways.
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Answer to:
What is a good french film thats like LOL: laughing out loud?
La cage aux folles (1978)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077288/
Interesting to compare the French original to
the American remakes and musical.
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Answer to:
What is the difference between being constant and being rigid?
"Only a mediocre writer is always at his best."
- W. Somerset Maugham
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Answer to:
how does a water filter work?
(please tell me where did you find the answer)
google: "how do water filters work"
Answer to:
What kind of "tell" or sign would cause you to lay your hand down rather than play it out?
7NT
Answer to:
How much energy do Christmas lights use?
They use a lot of my energy as they are always going wrong.
Drives me crazy.
This year I am switching to a tree with fiber optic lights.
Answer to:
Wikileaks under cyber attack, who would do such a thing?
Dumb and Dumber.
The site was just a mechanism to get the story into
newspapers around the world.
Job done, till the next time.
Answer to:
Wikileaks founder was just put on the "Most Wanted List"
What is your opinion?
Do you think the US is overreacting ?
Interpol will find that many countries will not be the lapdog of America that England is. Julian Assange is not an American. He was not the hacker of Diplomatic e-mails just the publisher. Similar in fact to the New York Times.
The English are going to extradite a man suffering from Asperger's Syndrome for hacking into US Military computers in the USA.
The US might do better if it secures...
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Answer to:
Wikileaks founder was just put on the "Most Wanted List"
What is your opinion?
Do you think the US is overreacting ?
They haven't even found Osama bin Laden yet.
Is the US going to invade Australia and Sweden to find Julian Assange?
And have you noticed the heroic, glamorous, photoshopped picture
of Assange on the front page of Answerbag.
Somebody else loves and will hide him.
Answer to:
How many attractive politicians can you name?
I always think Sarah Palin is much better looking, intelligent and funnier
than the actress that impersonates her on Saturday Night Live.
Answer to:
I saw a door appear in my hallway that does not exist what could this be
A stairway to heaven.
Answer to:
Do Germans have a sense of humour?
Yes.
Just ask the Irish and Greek governments.
They both said:
"You krauts must be joking".
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Will Spain /Portugal get the World Cup because like soccer it's the most gay friendly?
Typical rubbish from the bigoted far right network ONN.
Did they not see the ATP tennis finals in London?
Roddick was always scratching his crotch and Nadal was
picking at his ass every time he served.
Why don't they broadcast a match where those guys are doubles partners?
And what about the Australian cricket?
Those boys are always rubbing their balls through their trousers.
No wonder Cook...
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Answer to:
Will Spain /Portugal get the World Cup because like soccer it's the most gay friendly?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xLn-X8YJRg&feature=channel
Answer to:
Is it true that chicken's skin is unhealthy to eat? If yes, why?
You can cook chicken so that overall it is much less fatty
than other meat cooked in the same way.
If you want to leave the skin on for a roast, just smear the bird with a little
olive oil and herbs.
http://lowfatcooking.about.com/od/chickenrecipes/ig/Low-Fat-Chicken-Recipes/
Answer to:
Everybody is African. Thoughts?
The question is poorly expressed.
None the less, "Surreal" has given a "great answer" to his own question -
but unfortunately it was posted as a comment.
"Have you seen National Geographic's "The Human Family Tree?"
Scientists traced the human genome, specifically the male Y chromosome back to Africa for all sub-branches of humans." -Surreal_Symbiont
Answer to:
quotess pleasee peoples !?
You should always give the source of a quote.
Examples:
"A slave's condition is not to say what he thinks" -Euripides
"Ask Santa for the Dictionary of Quotations" - anonymous
Answer to:
Why were my ex so cold, inmature and coward after she broke up with me?
It doesn't matter why. She has done you a favor. Move on.
Answer to:
Do you have any experiences with intuition?
I don't think so.
Answer to:
What would make you more upset: your lover having a heterosexual or homosexual affair?
Not using a condom would upset me most.
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Answer to:
How does one forgive their mother for saying evil lies about their husband?
"Never complain and never explain."
Kids are a lot smarter than parents think.
Answer to:
Why Canadian guys are so cute?
At least the ones I meet :P
Its probably the red and black uniform.
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Answer to:
why cant answerbag when penializing anyone, tell each why their being penialized from returning to Answerbag?
Interesting question.
How were you penalized - this has never happened to me although
I have had questions and answers blocked.
I agree you should be told why you have been penalized.
Presumably they would just say you have broken the "Terms of Use"
of the site. Or someone has reported you.
http://www.answerbag.com/terms/
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Answer to:
What is more shocking: that some FIFA officials have taken bribes or that some haven't?
What's shocking is that the wrongdoers are not sacked and punished.
Answer to:
Can you make your man have an erection whenever you want him?
No. But Vi Agra can.
Answer to:
Is it generally true that men can't apply lip balm properly?
No.
I've found them to be very good with their chap stick.
;-)
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Answer to:
What do you eat in between meals?
Seefood.
If I see it, I eat it.
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Answer to:
Anyone know of a good way to get rid of sunburn?
Holiday in Scotland.
Answer to:
Why all cats always go to sleep?
Revenge of the Dog Lovers.
Answer to:
where is earths best baby formula manufactured
Ask your local nurse, midwife, or doctor.
Answer to:
What would happen if Israel attacks Saudi Arabia today?
The despots ruling Saudi Arabia are secretly supporters of the US and Israel.
They would rather Israel and the US attack Iran. See wikileaks.
http://www.middleeastwarpeace.info/2010/11/28/wikileaks-saudi-arabia-wants-the-u-s-to-attack-iran/
"My enemies enemy is my friend."
Answer to:
Would you rather be "Answerbagged" or "T-Bagged" and why?
Answerbagged. You can mute or keep your mouth shut.
You can do neither if you are T-bagged.
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Answer to:
Is it okay to smile at a guy you don't know, but made eye contact with, at your workplace cafeteria?
If he is the Chef, that's fine.
If he is the boss, no.
Answer to:
What thoughts do people have on Wikileak?
Amazingly bad security by the Government to allow this to happen.
Most companies, and individuals have better internet security.
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Answer to:
I have shingles on my scalp - how can I disentangle my hair? I can't brush it
I hope you are being treated by a doctor for shingles.
It can cause much more serious problems, than not brushing your hair.
Also, google Shingles.
Answer to:
Falling in love with my best friend, and....he's gay.
Ask him if he would marry you if you became pregnant.
His reaction and answer might help you decide.
Answer to:
what is the first step to open a business?
* Research the market and location.
* Get a sales job at a store similar to the one you are thinking of opening.
Answer to:
What is the highest level of good cholesterol (HDL) and lowest level of bad cholesterol (LDL) one can acheive ?
" * Below 100 is ideal for people who have a higher risk of heart disease.
* 100 to 129 is near optimal.
* 130 to 159 is borderline high.
* 160 or more means you're at a higher risk for heart disease."
source:
http://familydoctor.org/online/famdocen/home/common/heartdisease/risk/029.html
thank you google.
Answer to:
How much skin is too much when it comes to revealing skin?
Share your answer...
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Answer to:
How much skin is too much when it comes to revealing skin?
Talk to your Rabbi.
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Answer to:
What does a human need to be happy?
Sun Sea and Sox.
Answer to:
I found this new band known as "The Beatles" on iTunes. Are they any good?
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah.
Answer to:
Is it possible that psychotherapy makes a patient feel worse?
Yes.
False Memory Syndrome for example.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_memory_syndrome
Answer to:
what is the most significant thing thats been said to you?
"I hope you rot in Hell."
Answer to:
Is CCleaner Safe?
I've used it for years without any problems.
It is a great way to clean your computer after surfing.
Although it is free, I even made a voluntary donation.
It was originally called Crap Cleaner.
http://download.cnet.com/ccleaner/?tag=mncol;1
Answer to:
Women: Do any of your children not have their father's surname? If so, why not please?
No.
I'm not sure what his surname was.
So I used his first name as the family name.
John.
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Answer to:
Which is the oldest-religion in the world?what is the proof?
Archeologists have suggested that Neanderthals buried there dead
in certain ways and positions which indicates a religion of sort.
There is even a suggestion (from pollen in the graves) that they may
have placed plants / flowers in the grave.
As Neanderthals are a subspecies of Homo sapiens, my answer is:
Religious beliefs are as old as the evolution of humans.
Answer to:
Did you marry your spouse because s/he is the best you can get or because s/he is the only one you love?
My first one: Yes. She was the only one I loved -at that time.
My second wife: No. She was the best option - at that time
My third wife was a big mistake. She was my lawyer.
Now, I'm broke in more ways than three.
Answer to:
So with a name like followerofgod, shouldn't they be like, following god instead of following me all over AB?
Perhaps she wants a Big Bang.
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Answer to:
Where is the best place to put seeds when your trying to germinate them in a paper towel?
On the assumption you are not trying to germinate a specialist seed, this may help:
http://www.gardenguides.com/3021-starting-seeds-indoors.html
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Answer to:
What is an awesome, thoughtful Christmas gift for your parents? I am a 19-year-old college student, so I don't have much money to spend on it!
Two joints - gift wrapped.
Answer to:
Why did my computer automatically go to sleep?
It's tired
of you making the same mistake.
"To lose one file, Mr Worthing, may be regarded as a misfortune...
to lose four looks like carelessness."
- Oscar Wilde
Answer to:
Why did my computer automatically go to sleep?
Computers go to sleep to save power.
You should save work regularly as you are working.
Adjust the settings on you computer so that it only goes to sleep
after the period of time you determine.
I know this answer is a bit late and not what you are looking for, so...
Bump!
Answer to:
What famous singers last words were, " I Hope I Haven't Bored you " ?
John Lennon.
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Answer to:
How many wives did aga khan one had in his life?
As you have 6 almost identical questions showing on my
"Questions you may be able to answer" page,
I googled Aga Khan for you and suggest you start here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aga_Khan_IV
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Should couples be required to go through counseling before getting married or divorced?
I recommend watching the movie The War of the Roses.
This should be voluntary viewing before marrying.
And compulsory viewing before divorcing.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098621/
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Answer to:
Which language has maximum spoken in the world?
I have found that for travel, business or the Internet the best first
or second language to have is English.
It always helps to have at least one other language.
What that should be depends on where you are traveling to.
Answer to:
Could drinking green cordial be making my pee green? :(
Drink nothing but tap water or non fizzy bottled water for at least a week to flush out your system.
The average adult should be drinking 4 pints of water a day.
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Is it legal for american citizens to travel to these countries?(see description)
Check this out:
http://travel.state.gov/travel/cis_pa_tw/cis/cis_4965.html
Remember, legal does not mean safe or sensible.
I would not visit any of the countries on your list.
Answer to:
Is George Soros really “Dr. Evil” and who does he fund?
Soros has warned The President of the United States what will happen if Obama does not do what he says. According to the huffingtonpost, who like MediaMatters gets funding from Soros, this is what Soros has said:
"We have just lost this election, we need to draw a line, he said, according to several Democratic sources.
And if this president can't do what we need, it is time to start looking...
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Answer to:
What would the world do if the internet crashed?
Ask China to please stop doing that.
Answer to:
Favorite Michelle Pfeiffer movie?
The Fabulous Michelle Pfeiffer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097322/
Answer to:
does anyone collect 'Gone with the wind' collectibles by Avon?
A number of buyers and sellers on ebay do:
example:
http://cgi.ebay.com/AVON-Collectible-Scarlett-OHara-Gone-Wind-/260694843434?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item3cb29fa02a
Answer to:
Where can you find people born on the same day on the internet.
google knows:
http://www.famousbirthdays.com/welcome.html
http://born-on-this-day.com/
Answer to:
What ending would you like a war story to be?
Our soldiers return from a foreign land.
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Answer to:
Can you sum up humanity in one word?
People.
Answer to:
Who will be the perfect actress to play a real life barbie between this actresses.
...providing I can play the part of Ken.
Answer to:
What is the difference between a tablet and a laptop?
The computer Tablet was invented before the similar and
much hyped and expensive ipad.
Answer to:
What is the difference between a tablet and a laptop?
You take a tablet if you want a lap top.
Well some need to, anyway.
Answer to:
How much does private health insurance cost?
Too much.
And the older you get the more expensive it gets.
That's when you need it most.
Answer to:
Poll: Is your bedroom door open or shut when you sleep?
My bedroom door is always open.
I can dream, can't I?
Answer to:
What is a virtual scrum?
Rugby for geeks.
Answer to:
What kind of car is the most reliable?
Japanese ones usually dominate the JD Power surveys of owners
in most, if not all, countries.
Answer to:
Should we send Sarah Palin to North Korea to help out the situation?
Sure.
She gets so little attention and publicity as it is.
;-)
Answer to:
IF THE MOTHERS BLOOD TYPE IS O POSITIVE AND THE FATHER BLOOD TYPE IS A NEGATIVE WOULD THE CHILD HAVE B POSITIVE BLOOD?
Try this calculator:
http://www.biology.arizona.edu/human_bio/problem_sets/blood_types/inherited.html
But remember there is much more to being a parent than just
supplying the egg and sperm.
Answer to:
Where does Steven Weigang live?
I was curious to know who this guy is as no one has responded to
your question for 6 days.
So I googled his name.
Google finds 10,000 results and there are a number of contact points.
My guess is he lives in Germany - if it's this interesting character:
http://wapedia.mobi/en/Steven_Weigang
Answer to:
What would you do if you looked in your bank account and there's 10 grand more than there should be?
Tell the Bank.
They will find out the mistake eventually and
I don't want to have spent it by then.
Or if its lottery winnings I would celebrate.
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Answer to:
If I knew I was going to live this long I would have__________.
saved more money.
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Answer to:
What do you think of my conclusion? Homophobes not welcome.
People change over time.
Sexuality is not as clear cut as many believe.
You may be 100% certain you are gay but research shows that many
people change from or to 100% certainty, over time.
Check out where you stand now on the Kinsey scale.
From this post I would guess you will say "I am definitely a 6".
In 5 years time you may find you have moved down the scale.
Or you may have stayed exactly...
Answer to:
How can I find the right answer to my question? Nobody takes them seriously hehehehe
If it's a factual question use a search engine like google.
If you're asking for an opinion AnswerBag is okay - but you are going
to get answers from a self selecting group. And many are pushing
a particular point of view. Especially on religion or politics.
Don't use a poll. The responses are so low they're meaningless.
You can look for "the right answer" but you might not find it.
Both...
Answer to:
If you were looking for a mentor, or just someone to be emotionally supportive and who could offer guidance, where would you look?
I would google "Finding a Mentor".
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Answer to:
Who gets to write the rules?
"History is written by the victors."
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Answer to:
Is everyone on AB aware of the simple fact that nobody really cares about their opinion?
You're wrong.
Or else you haven't been reading the "likes", thanks and heated arguments.
Sometimes there is even an "Answers Pick" award - and not just from professional researchers.
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I'm divorced and I'm in love with a guy who is coptic orthodox with strong believes and 10 y younger.It will be a problem to be together?
Religion, politics, and an age difference usually cause problems.
You will have to deal with all three.
But at least you have the experience of a previous marriage ;-)
Good Luck.
Answer to:
Does anyone know that Sodium Lauryl Sulfate can cause hair loss,dry skin etc.. because it's a toxic chemical?
Google does.
Example:
http://www.natural-health-information-centre.com/sodium-lauryl-sulfate.html
Answer to:
Did you ever fart on Matthew McConahey's face and call him a pretty boy?
Sounds like you are having a wet dream.
Answer to:
Will people outside answerbag be able to search for people here under their real names or email ad?
They can search. But unless you give out personal information it will be tough.
AnswerBag allows you to use a screen name and do not publish the e-mail address you give when you register. See Privacy Policy :
http://www.answerbag.com/privacy/
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Answer to:
Are there any spy movie for the children from where they can learn how to become a spy?
Stormbreaker
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0457495/
Not a hit at the box office but fun with a great cast.
It might even get children reading all the Alex Ryder ( a young James Bond) spy books by Anthony Horowitz, one of which is Stormbreaker.
Answer to:
Have you ever been having a conversation with the loved one about something trivial and before you know it, it has become a dingdong fight?
That's normal and regular in our house.
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Answer to:
Is there such a thing as a one-sided compromise? Doesn't comprise mean each gives up something to get something?
Yes.
But when you are in a weak position it can be something or nothing.
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Answer to:
Do you know how to make spritz cookies from scratch? I want to learn? know a website?
Google gives you this:
http://www.food.com/recipe/buttery-spritz-cookies-435862
;-)
or this - the easy way:
http://www.food.com/recipe/buttery-spritz-cookies-435862
Answer to:
What are your best chances at conceiving a baby girl during pregnancy instead of a boy? So what can a women do to increase her chance at it?
This all makes trying fun:
http://www.amazingpregnancy.com/pregnancy-articles/287.html
Answer to:
What is hiatus mean?
dictionary.com
tells you everything you could possibly want to know about hiatus.
There are five definitions, including a medical one:
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/hiatus
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Answer to:
Why does my resolution change to 1600 x 1024 from 1680 x 1050 when I restart my computer?
I don't know, but I've bumped the thread.
Post your Operating system.
You probably need to change a setting from Control Panel.
There are quite a few computer experts on AnswerBag.
;-)
And where are the Professional Researchers when you need them?
OR
Do what I do with questions like this.
Google your question.
I find that's a better way to get an answer to a technical question.
There are...
Answer to:
how much should i charge for cleaning fish tanks?
Establish a benchmark.
1. Do a good job, smile and say to the first few customers
"give me what you think it's worth".
You are going to get a few misers but an average price will soon emerge.
2. Check out what the opposition are charging.
3. If it's your own tank don't ask your dad to pay you.
Do it for free.
;-)
Answer to:
Is it fair to judge a person based solely upon the worst thing they've ever done?
It may not be fair but it makes me feel better.
That and the voodoo doll I stick pins in.
Answer to:
Why did you broke my TV?
I was watching a DIY program.
I usually muck things up after that.
;-)
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Answer to:
I think humor and kindness grease the wheels of society. We seem to be running out of both. Why?
It's difficult to be humorous when you're running out of money.
The Arabs keep putting up the price of crude oil.
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Answer to:
How should I fill an antique wall vase that I don't want to fill with water, so therefore no fresh flowers?
Some silk flowers look so real I have mistaken them for the naturals.
;-)
Answer to:
How can I get a bunch of burnt off stuff off the bottom of a stainless steel pot?
It may be Teflon.
So don't scrape it off.
I know a woman who did that once.
Answer to:
I keep dreaming about a boy I've never met. What does this mean?!
You've lost him.
The good news is your Prince is going to marry a commoner.
Not some sour kraut from Cleves.
Answer to:
Question of the day: Why don't monkeys grow beards?
They advertise for
Gillette -
"The best a man can get."
http://www.boston.com/business/articles/2009/12/11/sports_stars_antics_turn_gillettes_winning_ad_campaign_into_a_marketing_mess/
Answer to:
Who is/was your favorite Disney character?
Sleeping Beauty's wicked stepmother.
My kind of woman.
Answer to:
Why do anime characters always look so....well, white?
During the South African Apartheit regime, the Japanese were
classified as white and the Chinese and other Asians as "non white".
Money talks. Japan exports.
Answer to:
If you could be a knife or a gun what would you be?
Both are penis substitutes.
And I don't need that.
But in my life a knife is much more useful everyday.
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Answer to:
Can chickens fly?
Yes.
But pigs can't.
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Answer to:
The Pope approves of condoms! How will you celebrate?
By contributing money to fight the spread of AIDS.
In sub Saharan Africa the Catholic Church supplies over 25% of
medical and educational services.
In the US and Europe Catholics vote with their dicks.
Look at Italy. One of the lowest birthrates in the world.
So low that, with immigration, it's a real danger to the indigenous population.
Who in the Vatican believes that is because of...
Answer to:
Have you ever eat eggs with rice?
Yes, but I buy it in a microwave pack.
;-)
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Answer to:
What's a good comeback when someone calls you ugly?
I know this quote is not helpful, but I love it.
It always makes me smile.
Winston Churchill was told by a woman Member of Parliament:
"You're drunk!"
To which he replied:
"And you're ugly.
But I'll be sober in the morning."
Answer to:
What's a good comeback when someone calls you ugly?
You should see my brothers. And you will.
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Answer to:
What's a good comeback when someone calls you ugly?
I'd rather be ugly than hated and despised like you are.
Answer to:
If I can sleep less than eight hours at night, would that be enough sleep?
Yes. Providing you are a fully developed adult, can function
normally the next day and to not do a job that can put others in danger.
I have a work colleague who claims he only needs 6 hours of sleep.
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Answer to:
NASA is looking for volunteers to fly to Mars (one way only, never to return to Earth). Do you want to go?
No.
But I would gladly pay the fare for someone else I can think of.
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Answer to:
Do some here on this site live in never-never land?lighten up.what is a way to completely AVOID real life?
I note you're not a newcomer, but a Sage.
As a Guru myself, I think you are probably being hard on yourself.
Answer to:
What do you think is a fair price for a new penis? Let's suppose you were the prime minister of Italy.
Let the market decide.
I suspect there would be many more buyers than sellers.
The price won't go up and down that much, even in Italy.
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Answer to:
Is guys talking crudely any worse than women gossiping?
I've heard women talking crudely.
And men gossiping.
I don't think it's a gender thing.
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Answer to:
Why doesnt ABers have the right to delete a post??
Because the small minority of whiners, trolls, over sensitive souls, prudes,
smutty minds and those with a political axe to grind would cause chaos.
That is why you can no longer down grade a post you don't like.
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Answer to:
Does Michael Clarke have what it takes to be captain of Australia?
Yes.
Unfortunately Australia has an unusually weak team.
The Captain has to do the best he can with the hand he's dealt.
Currently India, South Africa and England have better teams.
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Answer to:
If you knew how to avoid tax would you do it? (avoiding tax is legal in UK)
In most countries tax avoidance is legal
Tax evasion is illegal.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tax_avoidance_and_tax_evasion
Answer to:
do you think in other galaxies there could be more than just our 5 senses?
The more science I see about how Earth was formed and life evolved
the more I think the chances of something similar happening elsewhere, is remote.
Even if there are trillions of other galaxies.
But I could be wrong.
This mathematical probability argument also impresses me:
http://www.science20.com/news_releases/the_mathematical_probability_of_life_on_other_earth_like_planets
"His model,...
Answer to:
What is the function of Extreme Unction?
Before anyone else says it, I want to get this in first:
"its not biblical"
;-)
If you google Extreme Unction and you get this:
"Anointing of the Sick is distinguished from other forms of religious anointing or "unction" (an older term with the same meaning) in that it is intended, as its name indicates, for the benefit of a sick person. Other religious anointings occur in relation to other...
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Answer to:
HELP!! My brother has been acussed of rape, dont know what to do, of or where to go for help!! its destroying my family, he's innocent help
Get him a Lawyer.
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Answer to:
Who has the best graduate schools, U.S. or Britain?
This list might help.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Nobel_laureates_by_university_affiliation
The US and Columbia University comes out top.
But that includes one dubious winner.
See number 38 of Graduates from Columbia University.
;-)
Or as President Obama joked:
"I have two words for you. Killer Drones."
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Answer to:
do you think in other galaxies there could be more than just our 5 senses?
I doubt there is intelligent life in other galaxies.
And if there was, we would never know.
Unless it's telepathy.
Or the sixth sense is to see and talk to dead people.
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Answer to:
Can you make cakes without eggs?
According to google you can.
Example:
http://www.top-indian-recipes.com/blog/3-eggless-cake-recipes/
But you can't make an omelet without breaking eggs.
;-)
Answer to:
My friend in USA wants me to be online on skype at 04:50 P.M her time, I am from/in India, so what time should I go online? Am? Pm? Thanks!
http://www.timeticker.com/
India is GMT +5 hours
The USA has a number of time zones. Use the map on the link.
Answer to:
Is wasting time a sin?
One of the Seven Deadly Sins is
Sloth
www.dictionary .com
sloth –noun
1.
habitual disinclination to exertion; indolence; laziness.
Answer to:
15 million unemployed in US, but still the personal wealth of Congress is up 16% since 2008. Does this bother you at all? Or is this cool?
Yes.
Vote then out.
They are supposed to work for you.
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Answer to:
15 million unemployed in US, but still the personal wealth of Congress is up 16% since 2008. Does this bother you at all? Or is this cool?
People voted Charles Rangel back in. Over and over again.
You get what you vote for.
http://www.dailyfreeman.com/articles/2010/11/20/opinion/doc4ce5a0af654cf235709357.txt
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Answer to:
What's the worst job you've ever had?
The one with the worst work colleagues.
Bitchy, cut throat, gossips.
Even the worst job is bearable if the people are nice.
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Answer to:
In which European countries do parties from the far-Right stand the best chance of making electoral progress?
Germany.
Even Frau Merkel has to move right.
She is not right wing enough for the Christian Democrats on
things like Finance, Immigration and Islam
Answer to:
Who built the pyramids in ancient Egypt?
Aliens.
Possibly illegal Aliens from a galaxy far, far, away.
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Answer to:
Is it safe for United States citizens to travel to Ireland for holiday?
1. The Republic of Ireland is a safe, beautiful country with friendly people.
(It's a cold, wet Winter there now.)
Ireland is however, in serious financial trouble.
Some currency speculators might be betting on a Euro collapse starting
with Ireland.
2. Air travel is generally very safe.
Watch the news for warnings about terrorist attacks on airlines.
Answer to:
What is the best way to get back at someone who has narcissism, and emotionally abused you for a number of years?
Divorce?
Answer to:
Why is Nato still spending so much on defence despite their many economic problems?
They probably believe the saying:
"When you're in a hole, keep digging."
;-)
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Answer to:
When you say something to a stranger that's just thinking out loud and they give you a nasty answer, wouldn't you like to strike them?
Practice smiling calmly when confronting rudeness.
If you ever lose your temper and give someone "a fat lip",
you will be legally in the wrong.
No matter how strongly you were provoked.
Answer to:
Which most improves your AB answering skills?
The mute button.
I wish I was born with one - the ability to mute anyone I wanted.
Answer to:
Is Answerbag afraid of the truth?
No.
They are just very sensitive to the whiners.
One whiner even posting to someone at AnswerBag that a post they
didn't like should be removed. (Subsequently the request was edited out.)
Answer to:
Is George Soros really “Dr. Evil” and who does he fund?
“He's a rich man who cares more for others than he does about getting more money.” -Moongrim
Interesting post given that an Internet search shows that many others are saying he is now targeting the Euro and US dollar after bringing the British Pound Sterling to it's knees a few decades back. He made a killing betting against the £.
Example:
Soros Bets on U.S. Financial Collapse
"Soros,...
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Answer to:
Is it possible for blue cheese to eat a pregnant woman?
"Avoid blue cheeses when pregnant":
http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/pregnancy-nutrition/PR00109
;-)
(Especially as you're not quick on your feet when pregnant.)
"Unless these soft cheeses are clearly labeled as being made with pasteurized milk, don't eat:
* Brie
* Feta
* Camembert
* Blue cheese
* Mexican-style cheeses, such as queso blanco, queso fresco and panela"
ref:...
Answer to:
Would you be willing to be on a TV show in only your underwear?
No.
But I'm willing and eager to watch such a program.
The models, however need to be carefully vetted.
There are some people I would not want to see even fully clothed.
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Answer to:
What is the difference between Revolve and Rotate ?
Technically you are correct.
But in common parlance most people use them as synonyms.
revolve –verb (used without object)
1.
to move in a circular or curving course or orbit: The earth revolves around the sun.
2.
to turn around or rotate, as on an axis: The wheel revolves slowly.
source:www.dictionary.com
Answer to:
What are the benefits of aromatherapy
Aromatherapy is a form of alternative medicine that uses essential oils, and other aromatic compounds for the purpose of altering a person's mind, mood, cognitive function or health.
source:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aromatherapy
Answer to:
Does diet coke have more carbonation than regular coke?
No. See the ingredients in the link below.
Neither is a healthy drink.
Which is worse is controversial
http://www.fooducate.com/blog/2010/10/18/which-is-better-for-me-coke-or-diet-coke/
Answer to:
Xp or vista? The differences between them?
google "XP or Vista" for expert reviews and tests.
My personal preference is for XP because I was brought up on it.
XP will continue to be supported as it is the best Windows choice
for Netbooks.
Answer to:
My 10 month old computer has just started making a whining noise. Might be fan, might be HD. What's happening?
If you are on AnswerBag, are you sure the whining is
not coming from another member?
;-)
Answer to:
Is George Soros really “Dr. Evil” and who does he fund?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpZZGTGVePE
Answer to:
My 10 month old computer has just started making a whining noise. Might be fan, might be HD. What's happening?
Your teenage son used it before you and the whining didn't stop.
Answer to:
Which profession do you think is overworked and underpaid?
Mine.
Nearly everybody says that especially homemakers.
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Answer to:
Turn right, take 3 steps, prostrate and look at left! What do you see?
I cant see it, but according to my finger, it's an enlarged prostate.
Answer to:
Who would have played a better Eliza in "My Fair Lady?" Julie Andrew or Audrey Hepburn?
Julie Andrews gave one of the great Awards acceptance speeches
when she won for Mary Poppins and Audrey Hepburn lost for My Fair Lady .
Julie Andrews thanked Jack Warner.
roflmao
The head of Warner Brothers cast Audrey rather than Julie,
who was born to play the part of Eliza and had made the part her own,
on Broadway and The West End.
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Answer to:
How is the word sociology written in short hand writing?
quickly.
Answer to:
Obama's terrorist policy a BIG hit!!
There are no "so called terrorists". They're tourists
who have lost their way.
Answer to:
Who flew over the answerbag nest?
One professional researcher.
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Answer to:
Where are the Dardanelles, and can they be used as a dividing line to separate Eastern Europe from Asia?
Between Turkey and Google.
Answer to:
where do i find cougars (older women) in north alabama ?
There are lots in WalMart.
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Answer to:
im naturally not a steady person if i hold my hand out its always shaking. What dose this mean? some say thyriod?
See your doctor. Especially if you are elderly.
It could be nothing or an early symptom
of something more serious.
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Answer to:
Life is just a bowl of _________________?
Cherries - full of pits.
Answer to:
What is something that you have left unfinished or tend to leave unfinished?
The washing up.
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Answer to:
Is there any way to make internet cable long?
Yes. Like men, they come in various lengths.
Answer to:
You're cute when you are______but not when you are________________
You're cute when you are horny,
But not when you are thorny.
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Answer to:
Birds falling from the sky. What is the reason?
It's raining cats and birds.
Answer to:
What do Catholics do when the pope dies?
Watch out for black or white smoke.
Answer to:
Would you pay someone to do your shopping (food)?
I do as much shopping on the Internet as I can.
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Answer to:
What does fish oil do if you put it in your hair?
Make removing oil stains from bedlinen hell.
Answer to:
how long until you threaten to deport your illegal nanny for not doing things some say are inappropriate?
It's not only politicians who should not knowingly be employing "illegals".
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Answer to:
Whats wrong with this Answerbag website?
I think they must be "improving" it because
the glitches have been numerous of late.
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Answer to:
Is it possible for a woman to give birth without knowing she is pregnant?
Hard to believe, but I too have seen a number of news stories where women
have given birth without knowing they were pregnant.
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Answer to:
When making a will, do you let the spouse read it even though you have left something to an old flame?
We have a joint Will.
First everything goes to the surviving spouse.
When that person dies we have agreed who gets what.
Of course the surviving spouse could change the Will.
My old flames get what they deserve when I'm alive ;-)
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Answer to:
It's hard to be humble when _____________________
I'm brilliant.
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Answer to:
Your favorite Wardrobe item?
Clothes hangers.
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Answer to:
Beck's airline security solution: "You got a license to carry a gun, carry it on the plane" Would that make air travel more secure?
The source for this story is given by Wynper as Media Matters.
They are funded by, and are the hatchet guys for George Soros' vendetta
against Beck.
I've never seen the Glenn Beck show. Not to my taste.
I have seen him on The Factor.
So I know Beck is running stories about "the evil Soros".
This thread will encourage me to watch Beck this week
to see what he has uncovered.
Then watch the...
Answer to:
Beck's airline security solution: "You got a license to carry a gun, carry it on the plane" Would that make air travel more secure?
Did you hear about the heavy sent by Soros
to try and stop Beck running a series of stories on Fox.
Beck mentioned this on The Factor.
He is not backing down, so Media Matters, who get massive funding
from Soros, is trying a different tack to discredit Beck.
This fight is worth watching.
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Answer to:
What is your favorite planet name?
Where's Uranus?
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Answer to:
Why can't we all agree on one kind of pizza?
Because then peacea will break outa all ova da hut.
Answer to:
Who said?
Who said what Glenn Beck said.
Or did Glenn Beck say what she said he said.
Answer to:
do black cats carry bad luck?
I thought black cats were lucky. And hip. And cool.
Answer to:
Beck's airline security solution: "You got a license to carry a gun, carry it on the plane" Would that make air travel more secure?
What's your source and context for the quote?
Or is your story a joke?
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Answer to:
Pregancy Question? Girls please awser.
If you think you may be pregnant:
Get a Pregnancy Test Kit from your pharmacist or on the Internet.
Google "Pregnancy Test kit."
They are not expensive and are easy to use in the privacy of your own home.
If you live in the US or UK the kits are available from many
High Street Drug stores. You do not have to ask a chemist for one.
Answer to:
What do you think about the "controversy" over Obama's childrens' book?
Are you talking about the Health Care Bill? (Obamacare)
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Answer to:
How do you think you would cope if you were locked in a prison cell for a week?
Quite well. Sounds like home.
A week is not long, even in isolation.
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Answer to:
Why is an aubergine called an egg plant?
It is called "eggplant" in Australia, the United States, and Canada, because the first eggplants were purely ornamental and featured egg-shaped white and yellow fruit.
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Answer to:
How's nuclear waste safely disposed of?
I think its buried in deep mine shafts underground.
Hopefully not in an earthquake zone or near a water source.
Here's what google gives:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radioactive_waste
Answer to:
Did anybody else notice Euthanasia sounds like "youth in Asia"?
No.
Wow! That's amazing.
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Answer to:
Just what did the actress say to the bishop?
That's the smallest part I've ever had.
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Answer to:
What do you call the phobia of answering questions?
Don't Ask. Don't Tell. aphobia
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Answer to:
does cherry dr. pepper stil have 23 flavors or does ithave 24 now?
It only has one. Terrible.
Answer to:
Why do people use mobile phones?
Because stationary ones are difficult to fit in your pocket.
Answer to:
Someboy is not here nor there, tell me who is that?
A professional AnswerBag Researcher.
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Answer to:
Where is tuscany located?
Between AltaVista and Google.
Answer to:
What was Germany's capital city before it became Berlin?
was it Stalingrad?
Answer to:
If you weren't American, what would you like to be?
African American
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Answer to:
Worst Christmas ? why?
2007.
Working in Saudi Arabia.
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Answer to:
What do you expect from flowers?
Hay Fever
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Answer to:
Do you prefer your water bottled?
Yes. In a whiskey bottle.
Answer to:
Married guys, are you disappointed about your marriage?
I'm still on my honeymoon and my computer.
Answer to:
What is the latest version of avg?
Free Edition 2011 - downloaded last week.
Answer to:
Have you ever use toothpaste as under arm deodorant?
Only when I wanted someone to lick me there.
Otherwise it's the pits.
Answer to:
What sort of men should wear boxers?
Men who's balls don't hang too low.
And haven't seen this question ad nauseum.
Answer to:
Does honey heal the lining of your stomach?
The Healing properties of Honey:
http://www.honeyo.com/honeyhealing.shtml
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Answer to:
Does honey heal the lining of your stomach?
Sure. She knows how to look after me when I'm unwell.
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Answer to:
where can i find lots of short funny jokes
Midgets Anonymous
Answer to:
Women: Would you cut your hair short or keep it long after you have children?
Less pain - as kids will have you pulling your hair out.
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Answer to:
Is cricket on the nose in Australia?
Have a celebration.
Use an Australian Cork Hat.
No flies, bugs or cricket on the nose.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/abbietabbie/54579202/
Answer to:
A Right Royal Marriage.
Who is an appropriate sponsor for wedding?
The Lottery.
After all, it's a marriage.
Answer to:
Do you know the person looking at you now?
No. I'm looking at a mirror.
Answer to:
Is it cheaper to drink at a bar or at home?
In a bar.
The wife's at home.
She'll make me pay for that indulgence.
Answer to:
BF offer to finance my new business i didnt ask well he didnt get$$ he depended on he's depressed cold distant
Love and Money
Love and Money
Go together like a nose that's runny.
Answer to:
I've been married for nine years. Almost everytime my husband and I fight I immediately think of divorce. Is this normal?
Depends on how often you fight, the type of fight, and over what.
Divorce is now normal the world over.
The US has the highest rate (per 1000 people) in the world.
Answer to:
Do you believe that moderate drinking is good for health?
No.
But if you're going to drink alcohol do it moderately.
Drinking lots of water is good for you.
Answer to:
survey: Should the U.S. drill for oil in Alaska’s ANWR (yes or no)? Reason for your response?
Yes.
Help the US become less dependent on the Arabs.
Reduce the deficit.
Stop helping fund the terrorists.
More US jobs and taxes help US.
Answer to:
If you are a guy, and you dream about holding baby, what does this mean?
You should practice safe sex.
Answer to:
what does dreaming a baby mean after a miscrriage?
http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/diseases/facts/miscarriage.htm
Answer to:
Your orientation...
Sexual Orientation is not as clear cut as many people seem to believe.
Check this out and see where you are on the Kinsey Scale.
http://www.iub.edu/~kinsey/research/ak-hhscale.html
Note the importance of age.
"Interviewing people about their sexual histories, the Kinsey team found that, for many people, sexual behavior, thoughts and feelings towards the same or opposite sex was not always...
Answer to:
Should children who are born deformed be put to death?
In most modern societies murdering the "born deformed" is not acceptable.
Although the Nazis did murder the born deformed, sometimes after experimenting on them and extended the killing to groups like Jews and homosexuals, in the quest for a Master Race.
Answer to:
Does coca cola has side effect in a woman?
Surprisingly the answer is Yes, according to this article:
http://hubpages.com/hub/Whats-In-My-Food-Coca-Cola-Ingredients-Explained
Read the itemized ingredients 1 and 6 in particular, detailed in the article.
Especially if you are pregnant or are trying to get pregnant
Answer to:
Do you think when the girl at the McDonalds drive-thru says "Have a great day, Sir" that she really means it?
Yes.
Now if she said "have a great meal", you would
know she's taking the piss.
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Answer to:
Whats the funniest name for a rabbit?
Barab Obama
Answer to:
Does drinking a lot of water alter a test for blood alcohol content from a urine sample?
Only if the nurse takes a sample of your piss
instead of blood.
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Answer to:
Whats the funniest name for a rabbit?
Bugs
Answer to:
Do you deal with bugs and flies in your house?
I use a 1500 volt electric flyswatter.
Great fun.
Better than swatting my brother at tennis.
He wears rubber soles.
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/737169/1_500_volt_electric_flyswatter_in_action/
Answer to:
Why was Adolf Hitler as mad as he was?
He always wanted to be taller.
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Answer to:
Christians, if you believe dinosaurs coexisted with humans, how did Noah get all dinosaur species aboard the ark?
He didn't get them all on .
He missed the Noahneversaurus.
Answer to:
what's a tasty, healthy breakfast?
Fresh fruit.
Coffee and croissant.
Answer to:
How much wood was needed to build Noah's Ark?
Two logs of every type.
Answer to:
a guy i used to go out with at school and still talk to said " i think your great". what does he mean by this, does he fancy me or not
Why not answer him with a question.
Example:
Then why did we break up?
Then get a conversation going.
Answer to:
What is the best vegetable to serve with pickled pigs feet and Vienna sausages?
Boiled potatoes.
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Answer to:
How can you protect yourself from major political forces, such as China destroying America?
Stop spending.
Cut the deficit.
Answer to:
Propellers hum, postmen come, journalists?
pissed.
Answer to:
Will my wife be happy that the babysitter I hired wears Daisy Duke shorts and tanktops with no bra?
Suggest your wife goes out with a girl friend and
you will try and cancel the baby sitter.
Answer to:
Should I divorce him?
You seem to make quick decisions without needing any help from us.
click.
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Answer to:
I want to publicly apologize here and now, regarding a previous post. Will I be forgiven?
Please give us a link to the original post.
;-)
Answer to:
what do you do when you have been married for 7yrs and you continue to catch you husban online looking at porn.
Make him sit on the naughty step.
;-)
Seriously, its probably just a fantasy.
Unless he is actually committing adultery.
Now that is something to worry about.
Answer to:
Is it stupied to have a whole school fight over whether being gay is right or wrong????
Yes.
Schools should be places of learning and debate.
Allowing a "whole school fight" makes me wonder about the quality of teaching
at the school you describe.
(I am assuming from your profile you are talking about 17 year olds.)
If you ever get a debate I recommend researching the facts using
the links below as well as looking at the religious, social and
moral issues.
...
Answer to:
Why is it so difficult for Christians to accept evolution as fact? All of the evidence adds up, you cannot LITERALLY deny it. Read more:
Both the Catholic Church, by far the largest Christian denomination, The Church of England and many other Christians do accept evolution as a fact.
It's mostly those Puritans who believe every word in The Bible is literally true who do not accept it.
Probably the same people who on AnswerBag say Catholics are not Christian.
Or use the stock phrase "its not biblical" to justify everything they...
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Answer to:
What would happen if Israel attacks Saudi Arabia today?
Long lines at the Gas pumps.
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Answer to:
How old is the Earth according to Genesis in the King James version?
About 7 thousand years - The Bible.
About 4.5 Billion years - NASA
Take your pick.
Answer to:
Do you really care about other people's feelings?
Unfortunately, not careful enough.
My mouth is sometimes faster than my brain.
Answer to:
I Watched a Little of, "To Catch a Predator", On MSNBC, I'm Not Familiar With Chat Rooms, But is There an Age Test? Should There Be?
People lie about their age on the Internet.
Take AnswerBag. You must be 13 to use the site.
But there's no test to prove your age.
I have sometimes thought that questions by supposedly young teens
are in fact by adults pretending to be teens.
But I have no evidence to prove it.
Go to the "adult" questions and you get a pop up box which
asks something like "are you an adult" before letting...
Answer to:
Men in relationships: Do you watch porn?
Over 90% of men watch legal porn at sometime.
Porn sites were some of the first to make money on the Internet.
Answer to:
Which "Unforgiven" movie is better of 1960 or of 1992?
Are you are comparing Clint Eastwood's "Unforgiven" to "The Unforgiven"
with Burt Lancaster and Audrey Hepburn?
Of the two I prefer "The Unforgiven" - especially for family viewing.
It makes an interesting comparison to one of my top ten movies
John Ford's "The Searchers". All three are Westerns.
Note: All are original stories not a remake.
As no one has answered your question on AnswerBag...
Answer to:
Now that China has won, should Americans commit mass suicide?
Not yet.
America is in hock to China.
They own our debt, so wait untill the bailiff comes knocking
and you hear the chink of the bells.
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Answer to:
I keep seeing ads for businesses to buy domain names ending with ".co". Are we that lazy that we can't type an 'm' anymore?
No it shows we are hard working because there are usually
two more letters after that.
So I make that at least one more letter than "com" -
if my arithmetic is right.
Answer to:
Fresh flowers and/or plants in the house ? (which kind?)
Hyacinths for Christmas.
They look good and more importantly, make the house smell wonderful.
Now if only I could stop the heavy blooms from falling over. ;-)
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Answer to:
Does it sicken you when you see American businesses in China?
No. I find the occasional fast food meal okay.
Answer to:
If you were going to die -what would be your last words to the people on AB?
"I'll be back to settle that boring old question about God.
Or maybe not."
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Answer to:
Why should someone be allowed to verbally harass someone every single day without consequences?
Usually because they're the boss.
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Answer to:
What are the main reasons abused wives won't leave their husbands?
They put the happiness of their children above their own.
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Answer to:
how much money is a 2000 year old pot worth
Relax and don't concern yourself about money.
Pot will eventually go up in smoke.
Answer to:
1 word more powerful than any word ever spoke it has 4 letters it brings PEACE
Dead.
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Answer to:
Do you like the twanging of the Chinese classical music?
No it hurts my ears almost as much as a solo violin does.
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Answer to:
Atheists, if you were forced to pick a religion to follow, which one would it be and why?
Roman Catholic.
Both are absolutist religions with one supreme leader
(Pope Benedict and Pope Dawkins.)
and no room for doubt.
OK. I admit to cheating - I'm Agnostic.
We usually cheat.
Atheists save your breath and read this instead:
http://www.wnd.com/?pageId=31895
Answer to:
Isn't the Answerbag tagline "Every Question Deserves a Great Answer" rather misleading...?
The tagline has a spelling mistake.
It should read grate.
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Answer to:
My young daughter pulled her temporary tooth accidentally. Where has the tooth fairy hidden it?
Have you looked on top of the holiday (Christmas) tree?
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Answer to:
Why are people more likely to get sick when the weather is cold?
So they can have a lie in.
They're suffering with a hangover.
There's a sport fixture on TV they want to see.
Answer to:
What's the deepest place on the continental Earth?
The real thoughts of Obama.
Answer to:
Does a guy like a girl when he physically pushes her away?
You should learn how to take a hint.
Answer to:
Who is hotter: Mark Wahlberg, Matt Damon, Terrence Howard, Paul Pierce, or Kevin Garnett?
Matt Damon. He has flu.
So being hot will be a new experience for him.
Answer to:
Don't answer this question please, will you?
Okay. You must have discovered google.
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Answer to:
Do you think it would be neat if all ab users met up at some time??? might make life long friends...
Only if we can we bring:
Bibles
Guns
Porn
Political axes
and weapons of mass destruction.
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Answer to:
What will be better as dessert for a bridal shower?
One sugar free peppermint each.
Time to go on a diet.
Answer to:
Should Janet Napolitano set an example for the rest of us with the full body scanner? Why did she refuse?
She had forgotten about that vibrator.
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Answer to:
Is the G20 summit a waste of time and money?
Talk Talk is better than Walk Walk.
The financial crisis won't be solved by closing your eyes,
shutting your mouth and walking away.
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Answer to:
Who's your favorite Greek god or goddess?
My girlfriend.
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Answer to:
can kiwi fruit be grown in Ghana?
yes.
Providing you can give them some shade and plenty of water in well drained soil rich in organic matter.
They are sub tropical fruit, originally from China,
but varieties are now found in the gardens of countries in
the Northern Hemisphere.
Answer to:
What does it mean when im with him i dont want to be with him, but when im not with him i want to be with him?
It means you don't know if you're coming or going.
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Answer to:
If a woman is raped and she tries to kill her rapist, but kills the wrong the person should her rapist be responsible the person's murder?
Only in a fictional lawless world.
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Answer to:
What's in a name? Would Samuel Goldfish have done as well in Hollywood as Samuel Goldwyn?
Samuel Goldwyn was a Polish Jew born Schmuel Gelbfisz.
So the company could still have been named MGM.
Although if they had a verbal contract it would be difficult to say
and as Goldwyn famously said:
"A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on."
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Answer to:
How does a Muslim get forgiveness for their sins, can they really know they are forgiven?
One way they get to heaven is to become a suicide bomber.
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Answer to:
In the movie studios MGM, Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer, I get the Goldwyn and Mayer parts but who/what was Metro?
Metro was a film company that merged with two other film corporations to form MGM. The other two companies had at there head two famous movie moguls, Goldwyn and Mayer, after which the companies took their name.
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Answer to:
Who is the best of these awesome guys?
It is said that in a religious movie epic, John Wayne was asked by the director to show more awe when talking to Jesus.
So he prefixed every line he spoke with "arwwwww".
Today, awesome is often a slang term.
Here's the www.dictionary.com definition of awe:
–noun
1.
an overwhelming feeling of reverence, admiration, fear, etc., produced by that which is grand, sublime, extremely powerful,...
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Answer to:
Can I see the list of voters in IMDB that voted a certain way for a certain movie, and if so - how?
No.
You can only see your own record on voting.
But the discussion forum will give you a clue to the user names
who love the movie and are likely to have rated it highly.
Their e-mail addresses are not published.
Answer to:
What font is this?
It looks like a version of my default font in Word:
Arial
Answer to:
What's your current or favorite e-mail provider?
I like the new version of Hotmail - especially the way you can
now add photographs and a slide show into the email.
Answer to:
husband fantasizes about having a relationship with other women.Most of these women (co-worker,neighbor).Is that normal? Happens every week.
Sexual fantasies are common - more so among men than women.
Get the facts from the Kinsey Institute.
Click here:
http://www.iub.edu/~kinsey/resources/FAQ.html#fantasy
Answer to:
I get to pee many times(in the night) before I start to sleep..What would this be?Is that dehydration?How can I get free of this??
If you are a older male it could be an enlarged prostate gland.
See your doctor. There is medication that can help.
http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/000381.htm
Answer to:
♫Who can teach the world to sing in ♪ Perfect Harmony ♪?
The Old Seekers.
They are a big hit at our local Pensioners Club.
Answer to:
What does it mean when a guy compliments your hair?
My guess is, he said that because he saw you were getting annoyed
and wanted to apologize for being a jerk.
Answer to:
Stressed And A Little Upset About Birthday Plans
Don't be so hard on yourself and your friends.
I would have gone with the two friends for a pizza.
21 is just another birthday - not everyone thinks it's a big deal.
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how do I pick a skeleton lock? My parents lock the pantry w/ my stuff in it! How can I make a duplicate or pick it w/out moving the door?
Get McCoy to beam you in.
Answer to:
Why black people are called african americans and white people aren t called europeen americans?
They're usually called
Prefix American, Irish American , Italian American , Anglo American and so on.
Answer to:
George Bush 2012! Sound good?
W has suggested in an interview touting his book, that it could be
Jeb Bush for 2012.
Answer to:
What's an unusually delicious ingredient to put in your tea or coffee?
Condensed milk in coffee.
Answer to:
what would happen if i stuck my finger up my bum bum?
You could become a Prostate Examiner if you grow up.
Or a prostrate one.
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Is the United States morally obligated to promote democracy across the globe?
Afghanistan is a backward, tribal, corrupt country, with a totally different culture.
Trying to promote Western style democracy there is not just foolish - its the height of arrogance, and doomed to failure.
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I heard on the news yesterday, that chocolate won't be affordable to the average person, 20 years from now.. What are your thoughts?
A good reason to start stockpiling now.
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Where are you in the birth order of your siblings?
I am in the neurotic position - (second youngest).
All the others see the new baby, who gets all the attention, eventually replaced.
Except the second youngest.
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Which type of people do you like to be with ????
A Baggers
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Would anyone knw how I could find out where a person lived in Los Angels from 1970-1977 Calif. It is very inportant Thank You Very Much
Google throws up this:
http://genealogy.about.com/od/vital_records/p/california.htm
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Months after the breakup my ex is talking trash about me, I've even read some of it online. It hurts, should I confront him or ignore?
Ignore him.
Your friends will know the truth.
Your enemies won't believe you anyway.
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Sometimes we speak up when staying silent would be better and sometimes we stay mute when we should have said something. Which is worse?
It is better for you to say nothing and be thought a fool,
Than to say something and show that you are.
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Would anyone knw how I could find out where a person lived in Los Angels from 1970-1977 Calif. It is very inportant Thank You Very Much
I would start by checking the California records of
Births, Marriages and deaths.
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Cory Monteith is an ogre on a dumb show named glee lol
Glee is a musical.
Monteith is a singer.
Neither can be dumb.
I suggest you record the show and then fast forward through the
story lines and just watch the musical numbers.
That's what I do.
The best song by far is in Episode 1 of the first series.
"I don't want to go to rehab."
Great singing, dancing and direction.
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Have you ever seen someone scratching something private in a public place?
Yes. An instant win scratch lottery card.
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For fun I'm going to say a line from a famous movie: You a bitch, Linda.
Name that movie!
"Ungrammatical"
A story about a student, love and her English Professor.
Or just about any "Blaxploitation" movie.
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All religions vs Homosexuality?
Homosexual genital acts are said by many religions to be a sin.
Not necessarily homosexuality or being homosexual.
And we are all sinners.
Both those who believe in God and those of us who don't.
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what is the best blood sugar monitor?..
The best monitor is a regular blood test done by your doctor.
But check out Amazon and see what users say about the various kits on sale.
Or ask your pharmacist.
Answer to:
wats the difference between a marine and a normal soldier?
Don't Ask....
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How do i stop my brother from smoking weed? :/
Buy him
The Cannabis Cookbook
for Christmas.
http://www.amazon.com/Cannabis-Cookbook-Ultimate-Guide-Gourmet/dp/1847390315/ref=sr_1_3?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1289494489&sr=1-3
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What is the significance of celery at an Amish wedding?
If you eat celery in bed, you can keep the salt in your navel.
Because modern gadgets like salt sellers are not allowed.
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what does a guy mean when he says to you "we are just starting out and working towards something" in a relationship? He wants a marriage
No. The something is sex.
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What is the high point of a typical day for you?
Hanging out the washing.
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Is it weird to let your dog watch TV when alone at home or does it actually stimulate her/his mind? Mine likes Teletoon and Animal Planet.
Television doesn't stimulate the mind.
It numbs the mind.
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What's your favourite insult?
Frak off.
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Do your small children cuss,if so how do you accept that?
Yes. They learn it from TV, the Internet and their friends.
Watch the restaurant clip, Little Gordon part 2, here:
http://www.littlegordon.com/restaurant.php
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My comment mute option is no longer appearing. Is anyone else having the same problem?
Yes.
My "like" button is mucked up too.
There are more glitches than usually on AB at the moment.
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ill Iran and Iraq eventually join as political allies against the West?
Yes.
"My enemies enemy is my friend."
A pity the West didn't realize that about Saddam Hussein.
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can you give an original quote of wit without refering to your version of body fluids or unoriginal ways of being negative?
A quote, by definition, is not original.
When I can't think of something clever to say, I quote.
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Was President Obama's trip to India as an ambassador of good will, or to sell India $3 billion worth of weapons?
Both.
More importantly, he has been wanting to take this holiday for ages
but stuff kept hitting the fan.
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How Can I Lose 20 Pounds Within Three Months?
Eat less. Exercise more.
You have an end date so set a weekly loss target.
You will lose more weight in the early stages.
Get a friend to monitor and exercise with you.
If you have any existing health problems talk to your doctor
before you start the program.
Good Luck.
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im 17 and my boyfriend is 27 with parental consent in west virginia , is that legal ? i need an actual answer not opionon .
Yes. Your Virginia has gone West.
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What do you think God will ask when you meet Him face to face?
"How the hell did you get here?
We use Australian Immigration from Purgatory as Bouncers."
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Are looks really EVERYTHING?
Not everything, but it counts for a great deal in life.
Regardless of what the Puritans say.
For example, recent American University research has shown
ugly people are more likely to be criminals.
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How often have you fallen in love with a complete stranger onpublic transportation only to completely forgetabout them assoon as you get off
That's not love - it's caused by overcrowding.
If you don't want to get off on it - move to another carriage.
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Someone said it was ALL my fault. How can it ALL be my fault?
It can be. But you would know if that was true.
More likely it's the person making the accusation who is partly to blame.
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What is the cardinal sin one has to look out for, for being a teacher?
Treat the brats like students - not friends.
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What is the origin of "turning over a new leaf"?
It refers to a page in a book. A page can also be called a leaf.
Meaning: to start anew. A fresh page.
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Is it really hard to flag down a cab in a big city ?
It's a good way to find out if you should describe yourself as "black".
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How do you get rid of cramps?
Click the "ignore" button.
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What is it like to be dead from an Atheists point of view?
See 6 down 3 across.
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Which is the best religion in the world today? why?
The one you choose.
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Turning 21 Tomorrow
Happy Birthday and enjoy.
;-)
Because from the day after tomorrow, its all downhill.
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What foods help fight wrinkles?
Wrinkles on legs.
You should wear tights.
"I am wearing tights."
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Is it possible to fall in love with any one at first sight???
Yes. It happens to me all the time.
I also fall out of love easily.
Answer to:
Why are some good easy ways to get rid of headaches?
1. Asprin works best for me.
Soluble Asprin gets into my system faster.
If you persistently get bad headaches see your doctor.
It may be a symptom of something else.
2. Relax and try not to worry so much.
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i just ate my wife's entire box of lowney chocolate covered maraschino cherries . how much trouble am i in ??
You helped her lose weight.
She will be happy you did that.
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Is there intelligent life on Earth???
Yes. But not necessarily on the internet.
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What is the difference between 'effect' and 'affect'?
I once sent an e-mail to customers incorrectly saying
"your contract will not be effected"- it would not be actioned.
Effect and affect are often confused. See:
www.dictionary.com
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3 laptops are on the same network. on 1 laptop the internet (wireless) doesn't work at times. always the same laptop. anyone know why?
Not all laptops have wireless capability.
Mine does, but has a tiny switch that is very easy to accidentally
switch the wireless connection off.
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Did you have A hard time growing up?
No.
My mother made my life happy and easy.
I wish I knew at the time how hard it was for her.
I would have done more to make it up to her.
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Opinions and thoughts on the novel Lord of the Flies?
A classic novel on the good and evil in us all.
I love the title because it is a literal translation
from the hebrew word for the devil - Beelzebub (pronounced be-el-ze-bub)
Use google for more considered views.
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are you afraid to talk philophosy on a first date? or do you play it safe?
Always play it safe.
Stay clear of Sex, Politics, Religion and Philosophy on a first date.
Unless you're dating your professor.
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do you think everything in you life is predetermined?
No.
1. That would be the opposite of humans having free will to do
good or evil.
2. Often life changing things happen by chance or co-incidence.
The idea that a god has worked all the detail out seems far fetched.
Although I believe there are some religions who believe everything
is predetermined.
3. It's an easy excuse for the lazy and weak willed.
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Do you like the hot dogs from 7-11?
I can eat them any time.
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Is cancer a sickness, the rapid growth of cells or...what?
"Cancer is a class of diseases in which a cell, or a group of cells display uncontrolled growth (division beyond the normal limits), invasion (intrusion on and destruction of adjacent tissues), and sometimes metastasis (spread to other locations in the body via lymph or blood). These three malignant properties of cancers differentiate them from benign tumors, which are self-limited, and do not...
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The wet spot in the bed...
Wear a diaper.
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Have you ever been out shopping all day and when you arrive home you go to the toilet and find your zip is already down?
Yes.
I would prefer that someone told me but
people are more embarrassed to say anything.
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Let's be honest. Have you ever said anything in a public setting to a friend and then realized what you had done. Then publicly apologized?
Yes. It was a "joke" but deeply wounded - which was unintentional.
I should have publicly apologized immediately, but did not.
I should have.
My "sense of humor" gets me into more trouble than anything else.
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What do you think of blond hair and dark eyebrows?
Cute. With brown eyes and a golden skin.
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Do you love your boyfriend? How come you're kissing another guy?
It wasn't a sexual kiss.
Just a hug and a peck while celebrating a goal at the soccer match.
Boys will be boys.
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What does this actually mean?
"A friend in need is a friend indeed."
Part II of a former question, hehe
You know who your real friends are when they support you when you really need it.
Opposite of a "fair weather friend".
Someone who is only your friend in good times.
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Where the Salem witches really burned?
Salem Massachusetts.
;-)
I think witches were either hung or thrown into lakes
to see if they drown. If they didn't drown, that proved they
were witches and were then hung, as they were too wet to burn.
Google for the facts:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salem_witch_trials
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If your good friend kept putting their life on hold, would you dump them? (a free trip to Vegas & Jamaica were both turned down)
No.
Find another way to help them.
I would ask them to look after the dog while I went to Vegas.
That may also get them started on going out, and
talking to the other dog walkers and passers by.
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Would a brassiere cup be suitable to recycle as a dust mask?
Sure.
Especially for dirty nudists.
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Can doing volunteer charity work qualify as religious penence?
Sure.
Tell me:
what sins you are doing penance for
your religious denomination
how much charity work you do.
I can then try to calculate the number of years off
your time in Purgatory you will get.
;-)
"Atheists need not apply."
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Do you spy on your neighbors and/or do your neighbors spy on you?
My neighbor is our Neighborhood Watch.
She misses nothing.
We do not need electronic alarms.
Burglars would never get past her.
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Is it more difficult to admit your mistakes, or to forgive yourself for making them?
I'm always beating myself up over my mistakes and find it hard to forgive myself.
I wish I believed in Religious Confession or Psychological Therapy.
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Is it my imagination or do Jehovah Witnesses really dislike St. Paul? Why?
Probably because St.Paul has very few JWs.
Minneapolis was influenced by its Scandinavian/Lutheran heritage, while St. Paul was influenced by its early French, Irish and German Catholic roots. ;-)
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My 1 month old grandaughter has scabies the doctor gave us some cream but Is there a home remedy that I can use on a month old baby
Google "scabies" to find out more about it and cures.
BUT I WOULD NEVER
use any home made remedy on such a young baby or child.
Talk to your doctor or nurse again, use the ointment the doctor prescribed and follow their instructions.
You can google and read up on scabies, I have just done so and found it
quite disturbing. Especially as it looks very infectious.
Extra special care needs to be...
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Log cabin Republicans only. Are you homosexual?
Many people have been bowled over by my log.
Even Democrats.
But that isn't necessarily indicative of my sexuality.
The Kinsey Scale is a better test.
http://www.iub.edu/~kinsey/research/ak-hhscale.html
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What would you NOT put in a microwave?
Water.
Do not boil water in a microwave.
It can get super hot and dangerously boil over or "explode" if
you then put something like a spoon in the container you microwaved
the water in.
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Do you appreciate a gray day as much as a sunny one? I do!!
A gray usually means messy hair coloring to me.
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Answer to:
What age would you recommend is the best age to start having kids?
I assumed you meant women and were talking biologically.
Excluding other factors like finance, support and career.
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Is it a good thing if you have one of your questions or polls featured on the AB home page?
It's good for your ego.
"Look mum, I'm on the front page!"
Answer to:
does benchmarking help a business set targets?
I thought benchmarking helped you compare your business or product
to your competitors or the best businesses.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benchmarking
Answer to:
How do you say im in love in creole?
Use your mouth.
And your tongue.
And your hands.
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What is the initial of your first name? Mine is K:)
AnswerBag won't accept an answer of 1 initial.
So you will have to do your research without my contribution.
I'll stay Anonymous.
;-)
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Marketing techniques to increase sales......any great suggestions.
Great customer service.
Your existing customers are your best customers.
Many companies, especially in the insurance industry, seem to value
promiscuous customers more that loyal customers.
Perhaps another AB user can explain why those companies are always chasing
new customers rather than trying to keep existing ones and repeat buyers.
I get really pissed off when I see a new customer can...
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Im looking for a hair moisturizer for my new daughter. What types of products have you used on your children's hair?
I saw an interview recently with a black girl who was adopted by a white couple.
She said she had a wonderful upbringing with no problems.
Only one complaint:
"My mother didn't know what to do with my hair."
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How far away is the moon from the earth?
"Why ask for the moon, when we have the stars."
Answer to:
What precisely is brainwashing?
Watch "The Manchurian Candidate"
I love the original 1962 version where brainwashing is central
to the fictional story. Although it has the ring of truth about it.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0056218/
Answer to:
You are found Sunday morning wondering the streets naked !
What is your excuse ?
"Well Officer,
your wife didn't object to my breaking and entering."
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You are found Sunday morning wondering the streets naked !
What is your excuse ?
"I'm streaking for a charity, officer.
Raised over 250 dollars already. This becomes $1000 if I get home
in the next 15 minutes.
Answer to:
Do you think Susan Boyle dreamed her last dream on Britain's got talent?
No.
Her record sales suggests has a lasting talent.
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If there was a such thing as a modern day Pandora's box, what's the one thing you'd leave inside?
Hate.
* Pandora's box is an artifact in Greek mythology which contained all
the evils of the world.
Perhaps the modern Pandora's box is a television set?
Answer to:
Whom did you sell your gold ring in New York?
Bernie Madoff
I pray your ring is not all he left you.
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Answer to:
What's your dose of reality?
Viagra
Answer to:
How do you give a compliment? Share an example?
"You look good for your age."
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Answer to:
are atheists god's chosen people?
No. My neighbors the Cohens are.
Answer to:
How many times did you stay up late at night?
Whenever the mood takes me.
Or I take Viagra.
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Answer to:
Is the legal hunting of polar bears considered murder?
No.
If God didn't want us to shoot animals he
wouldn't have invented Sarah Palin.
Answer to:
Are white lies OK?
No. On AnswerBag that's racist.
Answer to:
What was your unusual experience with gravity?
I was standing on a high wooden ladder picking apples.
And each step gave way, one at a time, as I collapsed to the ground.
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Answer to:
How can I stop my hands from shaking everytime I'm on AB?
Stay clear of the adult section.
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If you could ask God one question,what would it be?
Why are there no Americans up here?
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If there was a such thing as a modern day Pandora's box, what's the one thing you'd leave inside?
Brassica oleracea Gemmifera (Brussel Sprouts).
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Do u think that India is becoming a powerful country in the world and very soon it will be the most powerful nation ???
Not while the rich get richer and the poor get poorer and
the starving die on the streets.
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Girls: Have you ever had intimate relations with a guy who had a curved penis when erect? What was sex like? Better-Worse?
As a mathematician, I say:
The angle of the dangle = the throb of the knob, when the feeling is constant.
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If you had the choice to meet just one ABer, who would it be and why?
The person who always politely says:
"Hello Anonymous. Good morning and thank you for answering." Clicks on "Like" for my answer and then subtly says my answer is crap.
I would greet her with:
"Good morning, and in case I don't see you again, Good Afternoon, Good Evening and Good Night."
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I found condoms and 27 Porn Movies in my husbands Big Rig.He says its for masturbation. Could this be true? He is Bipolar,cheated in past.
Possible but unlikely. Especially if he has a big rig.
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should i date my professor? ive developed a huge crush on him but im not sure if its normal or not.
It's normal.
Especially if he is old enough to be your father, married with 2 kids, lecturing on philosophy, and you need special tuition to up your grades.
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Which testicle is supposed to hang lower?
When you've only got one, it doesn't matter.
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Why is it so hard to try to be friends with a guy without him thinking you are trying to date him?
Because he's from Mars and you're from Venus.
Friends usually have something in common.
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Do you think that "it is better to have loved and lost"? Or do you think "a taste of honey is worse than none at all"?
"The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost."
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Is it wrong to pray in the nude?
No.
Pray for it.
Just don't beg for it.
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Answer to:
What would good news from Afghanistan look like?
..
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Answer to:
Is Barak Obama a Keynesian?
No. When it comes to economics he's a failure.
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Do our politicians take the electorate for mugs?
No. The electorate take mugs for politicians.
Answer to:
The Civil War was between who?
Two soldiers who never raised their voices.
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Is it weird considering somebody a close friend, not having met him/her in real life? (For instance, somebody you know from the Internet).
No more than having a Pen Pal you've never met.
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If you had to eat 1 thing for the rest of your life, what would you do?
Die of malnutrition.
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Answer to:
What ever happened to the idea known as cloning?
Send in the Clones.
It will be a long time before that happens to humans.
But cloning human tissue and organs is developing fast -
despite ethical and religious objections.
Answer to:
What is the most spontaneous thing you have ever done?
I'm never spontaneous.
I always have deep thoughts first.
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Do you prefer a real Christmas tree or an artifical tree?
Prefer natural but usually buy artificial.
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What is your favorite part of the human face?
The eyes have it.
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Name something in nature that you find most beautiful?
Sunrise.
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How often do you go online?
Every day. Even when on holiday.
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Answer to:
Have you ever been called racist?
On AnswerBag reporting someone as racist is an easy way
to get an answer you don't like removed.
Especially if it shows the complainant to be a hypocrite and stupid.
Shielas are Australian animals.
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Have you ever been called racist?
Yes. I'm Australian.
Answer to:
Which are the two most powerful words?
Mr. Muscle
Answer to:
wat is espresso café?
A place you go to for a quick drink.
Answer to:
As a woman who is not proud of being scottish, how many people here on Answerbag are americans?
Your question suggests you are Scatty, not Scottish.
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What is the perfect age for getting marriage?
Before the second trimester.
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Oorah! Keith Olbermann will be back on the air Tuesday due to a petition signed by 300,000 people. Ever sign a petition?
Wow, that's impressive.
That must be about 3 times more than his average audience.
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If you were to write a novel which subject would you choose?
A murder.
It would be interesting to plan something I would never actually do.
Then put the perfect plan into action.
And never be caught. Even though I tell everyone - "I did it!"
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What do you say when a girl says you're tall?
Size is relative.
You should see the rest of my family.
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Should we be concerned about Rupert Murdoch's News Corp. acquiring The New York Times?
No.
They already owns the NY Post and Wall Street Journal.
Murdoch will throw a party when the NYT goes bankrupt.
Or maybe just buy the title from the creditors to stop
anyone else using it.
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my bf thinks his penis is to small , i think its great as im always satisfied , what is the average size ?
Maybe you think its great because you see it close up,
while its further away from his eyes.
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Is Mario and Luigi real brothers?
That's what their mother claims.
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Favorite pen color (for those who still know what pens are).
I don't mind what color the pen is.
Only the ink color is important to me.
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Who celebrated Thanksgiving first? The United States or Canada?
Canada.
Always thankful not to be the USA.
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Why does Jello wiggle?:)
So you think she's sweet.
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Ever been skinny dipping?:) I am thinking about it lol:)
No thanks. I'd rather have a bath.
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Answer to:
Why must astronomers rely on infrared and radio telescopes to look into the center of the galaxy?
Because the color of the light tells you if
its coming or going.
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Coffee,tea,or hot chocolate?:)
When you add a slug of whiskey, it doesn't matter.
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Anyone think it's funny that the anti-gay group The Family Research Council, was founded by George Rekers, a patron of gay prostitutes?
Don't be so hard.
Even after the best medical cures you can have a relapse
and become, as your article puts it, "the butt of jokes".
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What do you call people with dual personalities?
John slash Michael
Answer to:
My Jell-o told me that "frown is a four letter word". What does that mean?
Did you mean to ask:
"What the frak does that mean?"
;-)
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How come some people go around upsetting other people and don't expect the same kind of treatment?
Aren't they delusion?
At least we are up front about it.
Watch out for the sneaky, over sensitive wimps who report an answer
they don't like as offensive or nonsense and AB take the easy option.
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Hey :)
im writing an essay on the fashion figure "Coco Chanel" anybody no any unusual facts about her ? thankyou x
google knows everything.
When you click on the link below dont forget the Discussion tab.
It tells you how she got her name (which is a hoot) and even who
her lovers were.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coco_Chanel
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If you had the time, would you learn a foreign language?
Yes. I'd learn British.
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Answer to:
If a Psychic is "Psychic" then why can't they win the Lottery?
They're not good with numbers.
They're just good with words.
Answer to:
Whos your least favorite actor/actress and why?
Meryl Streep.
She is more interested in showing us she is acting
than showing us the character.
Answer to:
Can pheromones and aphrodisiacs help restore romance, passion and intimacy (RPI) in a relationship, partnership or courtship?
Yes, but Viagra does it better.
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We all think we are fair and balanced. What if we are "un" in both cases? How would be ever know?
You'd be on msNBC not Fox News.
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Why my mom doing this to me? Every time she cook I’d find one or three pieces of beef/fish ball/potato/carrot - never two pieces of them.
One is a mistake.
Two is too generous.
Three is more than you deserve.
(Only a mother could love someone like you.)
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Answer to:
What is the basic difference between a Republican and a Democrat?
The Blue one puts you in the Red.
The Red one makes you Blue.
Answer to:
What comforts you when you aren't feeling well?
My mummy.
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What is the most important thing your have learned in life?
To urr is human.
To forgive, devine.
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What comforts you when you aren't feeling well?
Grass.
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Would you view someone who cheated on his or her business partner differently to someone who cheated on his or her life partner?
Yes.
Business is a dirty business.
A life partner, deserves better.
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What is the most important thing your have learned in life?
Everybody lies.
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Do you try and guess how old members are here? I do lol.It can be decieving though.Some members are young but very mature for their age.
According to AnswerBag "Terms of Use":
"Age Requirement. You must be at least 13 years old to use the Service."
I think this has recently been reduced from 14 to 13. When and why I know not.
In any case, I think people often lie about their age. Especially on AnswerBag.
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International MBA program in USA? Where i could find a list of the schools that offer international MBA program in the USA? thanks
google
http://www.find-mba.com/usa
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Should Turkey still be part of NATO?
Yes.
Especially if they get accepted into the European Union.
The Germans will do everything to stop that happening.
Answer to:
We are adding a German Sheppard pup to our family. Can you help us name him? We want a strong name.
Bismarck
("The Iron Chancellor")
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Answer to:
What is wrong with Answer Bag today? I can't give likes, links don't work and pages are not loading, are you getting that too?
Yes.
The last few days the glitches are getting more and worse.
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Answer to:
At the end of the day, I always think of _________________
sleeping.
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Answer to:
When a tree falls in the woods, and there is no one around, does it make a noise?
Yes.
If it's a
Silverbell, (Halesia carolina)
Answer to:
What do Japanese girls think of white British men?
The Japanese are generally very opposed to inter racial sex / marriage.
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My best friend and I are in love. We're both in relationships with other people. What should we do?
It depends if you are married and have children, or not.
"we've had to spend a lot of time in our relationships trying to reassure our partners that there's nothing going on between us."
From the above quote I would guess your partners will not be
surprised that you have been lying to them.
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Everyone likes to be validated by others. Some seem to insist on it. Why?
I don't agree with your "everyone".
The insecure and arrogant need reassurance.
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has anyone said another boy/girls name whilst you were making love to your partner
No. They would no longer be my partner.
I can't think of a worse thing to say while making love.
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my bf thinks his penis is to small , i think its great as im always satisfied , what is the average size ?
The Kinsey Institute is best to find the answer to FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions) on sex, like yours.)
http://www.iub.edu/~kinsey/resources/FAQ.html#penis
"According to Gebhard and Johnson (1979), the average erect penis of males in the US is 5-7 inches and the average circumference is 4-6 inches."
However, even if your boyfriend is "average" you will never be able to reassure him.
Men are...
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What makes the young reckless?
The young think they will live forever.
But the worse thing that can happen to anyone is if
your child dies before you do.
A child whose parents die is an orphan.
But there is no such word in the English language
to describe a parent whose child dies before they do.
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What makes the young reckless?
Live Fast, Die Young, Leave Happy memories and a Good-looking corpse.
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Nicknames can be friendly, benign or insulting. "The Great Communicator", "The Decider", "Turdblossom". Who decides which one sticks?
The Media.
It needs to fit in with their ideology and be snappy enough for headlines.
Answer to:
Isn't the health reform going to save us >100 billion?
CBO: Obamacare Would Cost Over $2 Trillion
http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/cbo-obamacare-would-cost-over-2-trillion
I think a Trillion is followed by ,000000000000, but I might be wrong or lost count.
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My mom's boyfriend gave me a car, he wrote up two bills of sale and signed the title over to me. They broke up, can he take it back?
Don't get involved in the break up or a legal dispute.
If he asks for the car back, give it to him.
Show him you're a better man than he is.
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What do you think of Keith Olbermann, star of MSNBC, now that he is suspended indefinitely without pay?
Who?
Is msNBC still broadcasting.
Maybe he can get a job at Fox wiping floors.
After all, Fox has been wiping the floor with them for years.
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Sometimes my jaw locks so i can't open it all the way. does anyone know why it happens or how to stop it?
http://www.neuromuscular--dentist.com/faq_lockjaw.html
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If you have pants with shiny material, can you wear a dull material shirt or do you have to wear a shiny shirt too?
If you've got a body tat looks good in tight shiny pants
you can wear anything.
Answer to:
What is wrong with Answer Bag today? I can't give likes, links don't work and pages are not loading, are you getting that too?
Sounds normal to me.
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I read that 63% of Americans have worked either part time or full time for McDonalds. Are you or have you ever been an employee?
Sure.
Just ask for "Big Mac" and I'll give you something extra for free.
Answer to:
It only hurts when I ____________________________!
pee
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what happen when you leave food out for a long time indoors?
Bacteria grows.
http://digestive.niddk.nih.gov/ddiseases/pubs/bacteria/
Answer to:
Should I convert to Kaballah?
Sure. If you're looking well over 50 and hoping an uncut Muslim toy boy
can give you a lift.
http://www.themoneytimes.com/featured/20101017/brahim-rachiki-madonna039s-new-boyfriend-id-10131974.html
She must have dumped Jesus.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/14/jesus-luz-madonnas-boyfri_n_422699.html
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PETA has came up with a new idea to get people to eat less fish, they renamed them 'sea kittens' And you can even make your own pixel 'sea kitten' on their homepage. Do you think this is just another crazy idea of theirs or will it actually effect people?
Sounds like a good PETA ruse to show us naked pictures of
sex kittens underwater.
(I can't wait.)
WARNING! For me and OVER 18s ONLY:
https://secure3.convio.net/peta/images/content/pagebuilder/18630.jpg
Don't you just want to cuddle that kitten?
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Answer to:
Is it true that Africa is where humankind came from?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_evolution
Yes. Unless you believe in fairy stories.
Answer to:
What do you think is an appropriate age for someone to become sexually active?
...depending on the law of the land
Answer to:
define high fibre
High Fibre Foods:
http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/high-fiber-foods/NU00582
Answer to:
Might you have any sinful pleasures?
It's illegal, it's immoral or it makes you fat
It doesn't really matter what I'm aiming at
If it's something I enjoy you can be certain that
It's illegal, it's immoral or it makes me fat.
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How long does it take to get a work visa for Australia?
Although they won't tell you this, it depends on:
your skin color, religion, first language and race.
The "White Australia" policy may no longer officially exist.
Australia is just much more sneaky about excluding people these days.
Answer to:
how credible is the Mayan Calendar?
About as credible as human and other blood sacrifice to the Mayan Gods
in saving Mayan civilization.
Answer to:
Can you get a headache from using dry board marker pens?
"I have a head ache on the right side of my head from that damn Poppy Red Marker. Upon closer inspection of the solvent-based marker itself is a sticker reading Non-toxic. NON TOXIC my ASS!"
http://jessicadoyle.com/2007/12/30/solvent-based-markers-are-dangerous-to-you-and-your-artwork/
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Why don't they make fiber cereal chocolate-covered?
They do.
It's to help you kid yourself you're eating something healthy.
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Is it OK to say "I love you" when you've fallen for him or is it better to wait until you're MADLY in love if he still hasn't said it?
Better to wait.
You might change your mind tomorrow morning.
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Is it a sin to convert?
In Islam converting to another religion is "Apostasy".
For a male Muslim this can be punishable by death.
"a·pos·ta·sy
–noun, plural -sies.
a total desertion of or departure from one's religion,
principles, party, cause, etc."
source: www.dictionary.com
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For what do you have the least amount of patience?
Hypocrisy.
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Are there more racist people in Europe or the US?
You get racist people everywhere.
What is more dangerous is countries with racist policies.
I would not put either of your selections top of my list.
I rate Australia as more racist than America or “Europe”.
Mainly because Australia claims to be a multiracial country
but they are built on a White Australia policy and ethnically
cleansing Aborigines out of their homeland.
This policy...
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What do you think of Dubai? Where is it heading to?
"Dubai is finally financially bankrupt – but it has been morally bankrupt all along. The idea that Dubai is an oasis of freedom on the Arabian peninsula is one of the great lies of our time."
http://alaiwah.wordpress.com/2010/01/18/dubai-a-morally-bankrupt-dictatorship-built-by-slave-labour/
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What other animal can you name besides Kangaroo that is a native to Australia? One per person please.
Aborigines -the original peoples of Australia.
The rest are all comparatively recent immigrants.
Answer to:
Does anyone know of any websites were I can safely and legally watch the likes of Fox news on my Apple Mac in my bedroom here in the UK/NI?
Try www.foxnews.com
Then tools. (at the bottom of the home page.)
Then " Live Video Player".
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The greek myth of Pandora and the christian story Adam and Eve are similar to tempation, the warnings and how they were created.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garden_of_Eden
http://lists.ibiblio.org/pipermail/b-hebrew/2000-August/008121.html
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Are men dying too young?
Our brave military certainly are.
Everyone else is living too long.
I don't want to be around when I'm 100 but medical advances will probably make it so.
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If you look up your AB name in the urban dicitionary, what does it say?
Unknown person of great wit, charm and intelligence.
"A debunker of myths." I love this definition and have never
heard it before.
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Answer to:
what are some good Korean movies to watch?
Team America - World Police
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0372588/
Answer to:
What goes really well with peanut butter?
Weight gain.
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Answer to:
I think the election had a good result in that it was a rejection of Pelosi more than Obama. We're all satisfied, Democrats and
Pelosi ensured Obamacare passed.
This will be the Obama Administrations legacy.
It will fundamentally change America forever.
Once started it cannot be stopped even by the most
die hard conservative.
Obama and Pelosi will be happy with that - even if they achieve nothing else.
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Answer to:
where can I get cheap wedding dresses ?
This question has been asked a few times before.
If you use search you will find helpful answers like this:
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2260494
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Answer to:
So what do think Obama's gonna say tomorrow ( day after election day) in his address?
Yes we could.
Answer to:
Why do Americans have elections on a Tuesday rather than the weekend?
Removed by an Expert.
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after protests from Americans Embassies Abroad.
EDIT
Sorry, I thought it read erections.
There just seems to be a lot of questions on sex on the home page
at the moment of posting.
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Answer to:
can a 4in peins
Yes. It depends on what you do.
Thickness is more important to women than length.
Read this:
http://www.livescience.com/health/070601_penis_myths.html
Answer to:
words to song sung by Kathleen Ferrier,"what is life to me without thee"
Google gives the song here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7h_LuVVoyg
And the lyrics here:
http://daocelebs.com/10571-kathleen-ferrier-a-talent-taken-by-breast-cancer.html
What is life to me without thee?
What is left whether or not thou art dead?
What is life; life without thee?
What is life destitute of my love?
What is left if thou art dead?
Answer to:
I wrote a song to my ex gf describing how i feel inside my heart about us breaking up. Will she find it romantic and date me again?
...if she is dating someone else.
Answer to:
Do you think love lasts forever between two people?
Just look at American divorce rates:
50% percent of first marriages, 67% of second and 74% of third marriages end in divorce, according to Jennifer Baker of the Forest Institute of Professional Psychology in Springfield, Missouri.
Answer to:
I want to write a fantasy novel. But what kind of thing hasn't been done yet?
Everything has been done before.
You need to find a twist so that it looks original.
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Answer to:
Is it normal to begin to get hard when wearing silky soccer shorts as boxers and nothing else?
Only if you're a guy.
Answer to:
Will US unify with Canada as cost savings military measure like France UK Summit has?
No.
The Quebecers will never take orders in English.
And the Americans wouldn't understand French so would
do whatever the want - as usual.
The Tower of Babel comes to mind.
France and Canada sounds a better bet.
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Answer to:
Do you think theres going to be a ''Salt 2 movie''???
No.
The US Government FDA have said we already have too much salt.
Answer to:
What's the first thing that comes to mind when someone asks you to look at the big picture?
My 50" plasma TV.
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Answer to:
would you admit it if you were a poser?
— n
1. a person who poses
2. informal a person who likes to be seen in trendsetting clothes in fashionable bars, discos, etc -dictionary.com
It's usually used in a derogatory way to describe
someone whose style you do not like.
I have yet to meet someone who describes themselves as a poser.
Answer to:
What do you do on long Car Rides, to keep your self entertained?
Have verbal fights with that stupid back seat driver
on my SatNav system.
Answer to:
If the Republican base is successful and elects Sarah Palin as their presidential candidate in 2012, have they doomed the party?
"Two years is a lifetime in politics." -anon
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Answer to:
what is the capital of Jordan?
Google
Answer to:
A 4year old was suspended for school for long hair that he was growing to donate to cancer patients. What are your thoughts?
This kid is cuter than the Australian in the link below.
It's a similar story, except the Aussie didn't take his story to a TV company.
"Jesus had long hair"
http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9727120
Moral for all children:
Don't raise money for charity that will not
involve breaking rules.
Use YouTube or a TV channel.
Answer to:
Who wrote the best selling vampire novel "Twilight"?
A computer program.
Answer to:
My girlfriend is making me read Twilight,I like it and all but she said if I don't finish it she won't ever kiss me again.Help me out please.
Bite her in the neck.
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A 4year old was suspended for school for long hair that he was growing to donate to cancer patients. What are your thoughts?
The publicity will raise a lot more awareness and money.
The kid may get a modeling or TV contract.
The mother says:
"I honestly feel they (the school) are not worthy to have us there."
So everyone wins.
Now ain't that cute.
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Answer to:
What is a lethal injection? How does is work?
http://lethal-injection-florida.blogspot.com/2007/01/cold-facts-of-execution-lead-to-scary.html
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Answer to:
Which candy best describes your personality?
Lemon drops.
Sharp and acid.
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I want to start a new hobby but one that is not too expensive. Any ideas? Thanks:)
Flower pressing.
Creative\(even if you're not) and makes nice gifts.
google flower pressing
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Answer to:
Why did I mix mashed potatoes and canned chili together? This was a horrible dinner idea.
You almost made something good.
For breakfast I fried mashed potato, eggs, tomato and bacon in
olive oil infused with chilli. Delicious.
Served with fresh orange juice.
As a penance I will give up having lunch.
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Answer to:
What's your least favorite Halloween candy?
Mashed potato, chilli and condensed milk.
Answer to:
what is the direction of singapore from agra?
South
Answer to:
What do you want on your Hotdog?
Mashed potato and chilli.
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Answer to:
Why doesn't the Bible mention aliens, vampires, or ghosts? It means they don't exist...right?
"It's not biblical."
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Answer to:
Why did I mix mashed potatoes and canned chili together? This was a horrible dinner idea.
To feed to my neighbors cat.
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Answer to:
What superpowers does the pope have?
Superpowers -
"its not biblical".
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Answer to:
Got anything growing in your fridge?:)
For some people that's the only place in the house
that you will find culture.
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Answer to:
Polo shirt, unbuttoned or buttoned up?
Unbuttoned.
Unless you are going to wear a tie with it ;-)
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Answer to:
Is using Dove soap bar daily good for your skin?
No two skins are exactly the same.
Find out your skin type (google) and find out what's best
for your skin type.
Answer to:
HOW MUCH MARKS WOULD U GIVE 2 ANSWERBAG OUT OF 50???
You can no longer give marks on AnswerBag.
You like it or lump it.
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Answer to:
Where should i go in Europe?
Stay clear of Germany.
Especially if you are Muslim, Jewish, British, American, Non Aryan,
a political refugee, a believer in multiculturalism, don't speak German, or if your name isn't Fred.
Frau Merkel has said "German multiculuralism has been a failure".
Straight from the horses mouth.
Answer to:
what do you like about Obama
His lack of body fat.
But I would never smoke cigarettes to get that look.
There are worse health problems than being slightly overweight.
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Answer to:
Have you ever thought that you were the victim, but in reality, you were the one who was in the wrong?
Yes.
Sometimes I have been right and sometimes I have been wrong.
It's a good idea to check your conclusion with someone you trust
who will be honest with you.
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Should I wear eyeglasses all the time or can I remove it if I don't actually need it?
Only wear them when you need them.
This is often done by those who just need reading glasses.
Check with your optician, especially if you are a auto driver.
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Answer to:
A landlord rented a property I had an appointment to sign the lease for. Can I sue for breach of oral contract, or something? In Chicago-
"A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on."
- Samuel Goldwyn.
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Answer to:
Liberals, what kind of candy are you giving out for Halloween?
Conservatives, what kind of candy are you giving out for Halloween?
Conservative: "Its not biblical".
Liberal: "Obamacare Bitter Pills".
Answer to:
Who is the most famous teenager in the world?
I saw a TV spot recently where New Yorkers were shown pictures of famous people.
More people could identify Justin Bieber than Joe Biden.
So who is Joe Biden? The President knows.
He thinks he is one of the Joe-nas Brothers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWKG6ZmgAX4
(And they say Biden says dumb things.)
Answer to:
If you were asked to speak 24 hours in the White House; what would you bring and what would you do once you get there
Bring a teleprompter and a good script writer.
Answer to:
How can I re-call my memories of 1998/1999?
Look at some photographs.
Listen to some music from that time.
Talk to a friend or relative who knew you well.
Revisit places you love.
Think about happy times. It's good to have forgotten the sad times.
Good luck.
Answer to:
Do you think some people just ask questions here to annoy/aggravate people?
aggravate
verb - to make worse or more severe.
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Answer to:
You've just been elected President. 3 states decide to secede from the union. How do you resolve the situation?
Send in the military. (That usually works.);-)
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Answer to:
Who are the candidates for this year's midterm elections?
Mostly Democrats and Republicans.
;-)
Answer to:
Should fishnet stockings be worn to church?
Yes.
When the sermon is about
The loaves and the fishnets.
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Answer to:
I want to assume our relationship to everyone, but she doesn't want because she's afraid of hurting her ex-boyfriend's feelings.
Are you sure he is her EX-boyfriend.
Why is she not thinking about your feelings?
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Answer to:
What is a judgment of taste?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Not everyone likes sweet things. Some prefer savory.
Answer to:
My boyfriend is Filipino and he doesn't tell me thing and seems shy. I was wondering if all Filipino guys are like this?
Many guys are like this. Regardless of nationality.
You might find this preferably to the macho type.
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Do you avoid "annoyed"? Either being it or dealing with it in others?
I try.
But it is very difficult not to get annoyed -
some people can drive you insane.
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Answer to:
if i windods xp does that mean i will have a hard time gettibg it reparied
Make sure it is set to be automatically updated by Microsoft.
XP is still used in new "Netbooks".
Answer to:
Has your life so far been filled with missed opportunities or can you recognize them and take advantage of them?
Missed opportunities.
If I lived my life over again I would do most things differently.
People who say differently are very lucky.
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Answer to:
Someone whom you haven't seen in years comes back and says "you haven't changed a bit" or "I don't recognize you?"
Enjoy the compliment.
I once foolishly said "you've changed, I hardly recognize you."
This was taken to be an insult, although that was not my intention.
Answer to:
Is it possible to continue to love someone who used to be but not who he/she has turned out to be?
Not possible for me.
You seem to be describing two different people.
Answer to:
Has anyone ever had dinner with a celebrity who was magnanimous, picked up the check and made you feel special?
Yes. My Agent has.
Answer to:
Is the film The Ulzana's Raid (NL) (Netherlands Release) cut or uncut ?
Depends if they left in the full frontal male nudity.
Answer to:
Is it not an etiquette to give 'sex in the city perfume'for my 80 years old aunt,cousin and sister in law because of its shamefull name?
Not as shameful as FCUK.
After all, your old aunt, cousin and sister in law may be
one and the same - Sarah Jessica Parker
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Answer to:
The same english phrase can have very different meanings in different nations. what is a good example of this? (comical answers appreciated!)
"We have really everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language". - Oscar Wilde
Answer to:
The same english phrase can have very different meanings in different nations. what is a good example of this? (comical answers appreciated!)
In the British Parliament this week (October 27) the Deputy Prime Minister
was attacked by the Leader of the Opposition with:
"No wonder he has resorted to fags."
This was a reference to Nick Clegg admitting on radio that
he rarely drank alcohol but occasionally liked
smoking cigarettes (fags -slang).
In the USA, "No wonder he has resorted to fags",
would mean something very different.
Answer to:
What was the last really kind thing someone did for you?
Supported me in an argument when everyone else was
attacking me.
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Answer to:
What does it mean if a guy I really like calls me private(pretty sure it's him) then hangs up?
He's shy.
Or is after your mother.
Answer to:
Braunschweiger: Why are the casings of all the U.S.-produced braunschweiger colored orange?
You would have thought they should be brown.
Answer to:
please answer my question as soon as possible answer is very important please freinds help me what are you all doing?
Eating, reading, typing and listening to music - simultaneously.
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Answer to:
Am I Evil? ... I cannot understand why people living in abject poverty continue having 6+ kids.
No, you are not evil.
But there have been very many evil people and Governments
that have tried to control the number of children we can have.
Often this has been based on the number of children.
Or the kind of people who can reproduce.
Race, religion, IQ, color, disabilities.
You can decide how many children you want.
But no one tells me how many children I can have - whether I am poor or not.
Answer to:
Do cindy crawford's meaningful beauty products work?
They work for HER bank balance.
Answer to:
My laptop mouse cursor is moving randomly in all directions; I use touchpad so cannot clean the mouse.. please suggest
In Windows try resetting or adjusting "Mouse properties"
in Start / Control Panel.
Answer to:
Am I Evil? ... I cannot understand why people living in abject poverty continue having 6+ kids.
Large families, and the family support structure,
is one reason why Mammals evolved to rule the world.
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Answer to:
How does Joy Behar get away with her filthy mouth on national television? She calls anyone she feels like dirty names and gets a free ride.
Freedom of speech in the United States is protected by the First Amendment.
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Am I Evil? ... I cannot understand why people living in abject poverty continue having 6+ kids.
In China one child per family is the legal maximum.
That has brought all kinds of different social problems.
In the West, history shows that many of humankind's geniuses
were born into large poor families.
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Answer to:
Do you like promiscuous girls?
I can take 'em or leave 'em.
Frequently.
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Answer to:
The "Atheism" category is a subcategory under "Religion." Do you think this is appropriate, since atheism is LACK of religion?
AnswerBag is in good company.
"Court rules atheism ( IS ) a religion"
A US federal court of appeals ruled Wisconsin prison officials violated
an inmate's rights because they did not treat atheism as a religion
http://www.wnd.com/?pageId=31895
Answer to:
Best cheese?
Gorge yourself on Cheddar.
Providing you do not have a fat or cholesterol problem.
Answer to:
Where's a good website where I can buy a customized hoodie?
google
"customized hoodie"
Answer to:
What is a Chicago Typewriter?
One where the Chicago politicians get the $ sign
no matter which key they press.
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Answer to:
Why are my frozen french fries taking so long to cook? It's been like 20 minutes. Culinary.
20 minutes is not long.
Microwave individual boxes take 3 minutes.
McCain fries taste good but health wise I'm not so sure
so choose those with low fat and sunflower oil.
Answer to:
Can I add ingredients to white rum to make it taste like dark rum?
A cocktail using white rum as the base is a better idea.
Found these recipes using google:
http://www.cocktailmaking.co.uk/displayingredient.php/122-white-rum
Look for one that uses coffee.
Answer to:
Can I add ingredients to white rum to make it taste like dark rum?
Dark rum is made from sugar cane, or molasses and aged in oak casks.
So you can try adding molasses, which I think has a bitter horrid taste so
a better bet might be adding dark brown sugar.
Never tried it myself - I just buy the dark stuff.
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What's to fear more, the known or the unknown?
"There are known knowns. These are things we know that we know.
There are known unknowns
That is to say, there are things that we know we don't know.
But there are also unknown unknowns.
There are things we don't know we don't know."
- Donald Rumsfeld, when US Defense Secretary
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Journalost. Why are some news stories lost, while others are on 24/7?
October 28, 2010 Update:
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/Halliburton-used-flawed-rb-2775148397.html?x=0
"HOUSTON (Reuters) - Halliburton Co. used flawed cement in BP Plc's doomed Gulf of Mexico well, which could have contributed to the blowout that sparked the worst offshore oil spill in U.S. history, a White House panel said on Thursday"
Answer to:
How to use Autoruns in Windows 7?
http://technet.microsoft.com/en-us/sysinternals/bb963902.aspx
Answer to:
Best website to find new LED backlit LCD T.v's? (Australian if possible)
http://www.smarthouse.com.au/TVs_And_Large_Display/Industry/A2A5D6L3
Answer to:
Besides driving, what is something you never do when you are drunk?
I've no idea.
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I was just getting in bed and suddenly my heart started beating fast, i couldn't move. I was passing out(my ears/arms were thumping)reason?
I would call for emergency medical help immediately.
Take and asprin and sit quietly until help arrives.
If the symptoms have passed see your doctor anyway.
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how much is an Indiana Jones poster worth?
About $10
Put it on ebay for what you think its worth and see if you get any offers.
Or check out "movie posters" for sale on ebay.
http://cgi.ebay.com/MOVIE-POSTER-INDIANA-JONES-RAIDERS-LOST-ARK-1982-/390162645560?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item5ad7818238
Answer to:
What do girls look for in a man?
The impossible.
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My husband has noticed how often I am on this site and has started referring to me as The Answer Bag. How do I make him stop?
Reduce your time on the Net and ask him some questions.
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What does it mean when a guy describes himself as being "pure"?
He is probably a liar.
Answer to:
Why can't I playback the movie a just burned on my dvd player. The movie is on the disk for sure (Sony DVD-R). Computer is iMac desktop.
I had a similar problem on a Windows laptop which would not play DVDs.
I had to download a free K-lite Codec pack to my laptop.
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I asked a girl out two times on an online dating website. I haven't heard from her. Do I have anything to lose by trying one last time?
Self respect?
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Why is the universe asysmetrical ?
Because "it's not biblical".
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Albert Einstein said that imagination is the greatest creative force in the universe. Why would such a great man say something that sounds so silly and trivial?
Your question tells us more about you than Albert Einstein.
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Where is the soul located? What shape is the soul?
In the sea.
Flat.
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What is your biggest fualt / your greatest gift to others?
My modesty.
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Can you can can or can you can can't?
Cole Porter asked this more wittily in the 1953 musical "Can-Can".
"If a dachshund in Berlin can,
If a tomcat in Peking can,
If a crowded sardine in a tin can,
Baby, you can can-can too.
If a rhino with a crash can,
If a hippo with a splash can,
If an elm and an oak and an ash can,
Baby, you can can-can too."
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Are some BLACK HOLES UFOs?
No.
google "black holes".
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What does it mean when poeple say a movie is "campy"?
Like pornography, its hard to define but you'll know it when you see it.
My favorite camp movie is "The Rocky Horror Picture Show". (1975)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0073629/
www.dictionary.com attempts to give this dubious definition:
"–adjective
4.
campy: camp Hollywood musicals of the 1940s.
Origin:
1905–10; perh. dial. camp impetuous, uncouth person ( see kemp1 ); hence, slightly...
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how do i git rid of all my fat fast i have my sweet 16 soon and i wanna lose it all? PLEASE HELP!!! without pills or hormone shit.
Less calories. More exercise.
Here is a more detailed suggestion, but
the principle is the same:
http://stronglifts.com/fat-loss-101-how-to-lose-fat-fast-with-free-fat-loss-diets/
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What causes a person to yell and scream a lot?
It's a sign that they're "going postal".
Some industries specialize in training such managers.
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Does it bother you when people tell you you should get counselling? Why or why not?
No, it doesn't bother me.
I've told myself that too.
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What if Lady Gaga showed you her birth certificate, and not only did it say (s)he was born Gary, but was born in Kenya?
It would be a Bad Romance.
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What causes a person to yell and scream a lot?
1. Anger management failure.
2. Remembering temper tantrums as a child got you attention.
3. Being in an unstable relationship.
"Lose your temper and you lose the argument."
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Why does Obama always say "I believe with every fiber of my being"? Does he eat a lot of bran?
The short version of fibre is fib.
Body language experts watch to see if he touches his nose
when he says fib...er.
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Any guys ever gotten a pedicure? I'd like one but I've always been a little embarrassed about doing it. How do guys feel about having one?
It's very ticklish.
Answer to:
How does one get high protein down in a blood test.
http://www.tandurust.com/endocrine-system/high-blood-protein-prevention.html
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At what age is a woman at her best?
Early twenties.
After that everything goes pear shape.
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I'm 16 with a two month old baby in the state of washington. Can i be legally married without parental consent?
No. You need to be 18.
The father could be prosecuted or go on a sex offenders list
for having sex with a minor.
http://www.wsba.org/media/publications/pamphlets/marriage.htm
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Is it right to spy on my boyfriend. I pay the cell phone bill and I check the activity on my account to find a married lady is texting him.
If you are paying HIS bill you have the right to
check the Bill. That's not spying.
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Why does it take a lifetime to forget someone when it takes only an hour to like someone and a day to love someone?
Experience.
It takes time to really know someone.
An hour or a day is just a moment in your lifetime.
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How can you make a dark day seem bright?
Watch a good movie with someone you love.
This is best done in the dark.
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WHY DO I SEND PPL MESSAGES AND THEY DONT WRITE ME BACK??
If people have read your communication, they may not reply because they are
trying to find the most non confrontational way of saying:
1. No.
2. I am not interested.
3. I do not want to communicate with you.
4. Your e-mails are going in the junk folder.
5. Please do not contact me
If everybody treats you like this, you might want to re-consider your attitude
and inter personal skills. It's a...
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In your opinion, is being incorrect the same as telling a lie?
No.
A terminological inexactitude is the same as telling a lie.
Answer to:
Are there any fairly inexpensive Internet providers?
Yes. Depending on where you live.
Avoid dial up - it will drive you crazy.
Check if your telephone supplier has a package deal.
Or google "No contract ISP".
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How can a couple make their marriage a business?
Get a prenuptial agreement.
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in how many ways can a committee of two be selected from a group of eight girls
None.
Unless it's a committee to stamp out sexism.
Answer to:
Is it OK to disconnect a battery from a newer car?
Yes, it could mess up the electronics.
Take it to a dealer garage.
This should not be happening on such a new car.
There is a fault that must be fixed.
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WHY DO I SEND PPL MESSAGES AND THEY DONT WRITE ME BACK??
BECAUSE PEOPLE DON'T LIKE BEING SHOUTED AT.
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What songs did you used to sing to then one day realized you were singing the wrong words?
I could have (danced) all night
I could have (danced) all night
And still have begged for more.
I could have spread my (wings)
And done a thousand things
I've never done before.
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Men respond only: did you ever have a girlfriend who dumped her boyfriend for you?
This is an experience I am looking forward to.
So far, it's only happened the other way around to me.
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my friend keeps having visions of me and him getting married in the future can this really happen if his visions have been coming true?
Only if you want it to.
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How come my cat who is not a human, understands me better than my boyfriend who is a human? :)
My guess is your cat is female or neutered.
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Is song writing infinite?
Is song writing infinite
Not if you're limited
By no sense of rhyme
Or a lack of time
To send me a love song, that's definite.
Answer to:
WHY DO I SEND PPL MESSAGES AND THEY DONT WRITE ME BACK??
..
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What do you think about the scandalous pictures of the Glee cast in GQ magazine?
Please post an Internet link.
I need to see these pictures (preferably in HD quality) before I can comment.
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Anyone else think its funny that FOX loved it when Helen Thomas was fired, but is outraged that Juan Williams was fired?
It's hardly surprising that FNC is more sympathetic to Williams.
He is a regular contributor on The Factor making the Lefts case,
in discussions where there is also a commentator from the Right.
In the past he has also presented The Factor when O'Reilly
is away.
Is it a co-incidence that NPR decided to fire Williams shortly after
getting a giant donation from George Soros to bolster the...
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Anyone else think its funny that FOX loved it when Helen Thomas was fired, but is outraged that Juan Williams was fired?
You should compare what they actually did say
not what you imagine they said.
Then judge if the punishment is funny.
Williams had a contract with NPR.
Lets wait and see if the Courts think it's funny
- or wrongful dismissal.
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How is a Senator/Congressmen expelled?
After an investigation into wrong doing by his peers.
The voters get their say at the next election.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Expulsion_from_the_United_States_Congress
Answer to:
Why is the price of yoghurts astronomical?
Trendy, Healthy, Tasty, low fat band good for you.
I suspect the advertising, marketing and packaging costs more than
the pack contents.
Answer to:
Did God invent potatoes?
No. King Edward did.
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Answer to:
Anybody still laying in bed right now? My kids are in bed with me torturing me with spongebob.
Spongebob is a big, wet, softy.
You cannot use him for torture.
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My alarm clock doesn't wake us up in the morning. Do you have any suggestions of methods I could do to wake myself and my husband up in the morning?
Have you considered having a baby?
That will stop you sleeping for sure.
Answer to:
What qualifications do you need to write a textbook?
An expertise in understanding sms.
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Answer to:
What is the difference between awesome and awful?
www.dictionary.com
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What kind of Chinese girl do you think is beautiful? (cause i heard that western people have different taste of beauty. The girls we Chinese think is beautiful western people usually din't think so. am i right?
I love the take away kind.
And this clever song:
"China in your hands"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtT3naOuG1A
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What causes insomnia?
google
Causes and cures for insomnia:
http://helpguide.org/life/insomnia_treatment.htm
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Has anyone seen the movie "Catfish"? I want to see it so badly, is it any good?
There is a discussion board devoted to this movie here:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1584016/board/
Note: it includes "spoilers" if you have not seen the movie yet.
It gets a good (7/10) rating from posters at imdb.com
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Can anyone tell me why people are so enveloped in polotics?
They have a postal vote.
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Do you have a friend or relative who is a hoarder?
Yes.
Usually older people who had it tough in their "waste not, want not" era.
We live in a throw away society today. But this will change in the tough
economic times ahead.
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Answer to:
Is this a nice wedding cake; what you think?
Yes. You can always use the decoration
at the divorce party or the wake.
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Answer to:
Does it bug you when you go buy fabric and they ask: what're you making?
Only if it's rubber or leather.
Answer to:
where can I find obsolete rubber stamps?
Philatexlist shops
Answer to:
What do you think of the name Irina?
Difficult to know if you pronounce it
Erana or Irena or something else.
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Answer to:
why cant ghosts have ghost babys
They have too much spirits.
Answer to:
Is it possible to be no ands, ifs or butts ugly?
Q: "Is it possible to be no ands, ifs or butts ugly?"
A: Butts are not ugly.
I find some very attractive.
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Im an indian divorced, planning to marry an indian in uk.do registrar announce it in public on wedding day.Can i ask him not to mention it?
No - in most Western countries that I know of.
If you are that concerned it's best to ask.
But you would have to prove you are legally divorced
and free to get married before the ceremony.
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I think there is way to many cook shows on T.V. What do you think.
They should be merged into one channel.
TCC. The Cooking Channel.
And why are most of the cooks on TV men -
but so few are in the home?
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In the end, do you turn into the person you promised you'd never be?
Yes.
“All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.”
-Oscar Wilde
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Answer to:
What causes a person to be extremely effected by negative energy?
Illness.
PMT
Mid Life crisis.
Psychological disorder.
Sadness / loss.
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Answer to:
Which computer are you using right now?
Its much more comfortable sitting at a desk.
A laptop on a desk is a contradiction in terms.
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Love and hate: can one exist without the other? If not, then are they one in the same?
Two sides of the same coin.
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Answer to:
Guys, if you had to give up everything you own to avoid castration, would you?
Yes.
You can always get money in the future
after the drastic public sector economic cuts.
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Answer to:
Why did pope II call the christiannobles and clergy to the council of clermont in 1095?
Because google hadn't been invented yet.
Answer to:
I am going to choose flower girl dresses for a wedding,any suggestion?
Let then choose from your shortlist.
Answer to:
I need a slogan for our company to put on the back of our t-shirts. We are electricians!
Current Affairs.
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I need a slogan for our company to put on the back of our t-shirts. We are electricians!
IC AC DC
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I need a slogan for our company to put on the back of our t-shirts. We are electricians!
BRIGHT IDEAS.
Answer to:
I need a slogan for our company to put on the back of our t-shirts. We are electricians!
YES WE CAN
ring your bell
Answer to:
I need a slogan for our company to put on the back of our t-shirts. We are electricians!
TOUCH ME HERE
(with a drawing of a bell switch)
Although this would be better on the front.
Especially if the electrician is female.
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Have you ever had friends just stop talking to you for no apparent reason?
There usually is a reason.
Answer to:
I need a slogan for our company to put on the back of our t-shirts. We are electricians!
Ask for Flash Harry
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Answer to:
I need a slogan for our company to put on the back of our t-shirts. We are electricians!
Lightning Service!
Answer to:
I need a slogan for our company to put on the back of our t-shirts. We are electricians!
We're Shockproof.
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Answer to:
What places should I avoid in St. Thomas/St. John?
Use the common sense that you would do anywhere abroad.
There is no need to "freak out".
http://www.epinions.com/review/trvl-Dest-Caribbean-US_Virgin_Islands/trvl-review-2D0E-1729B852-3A14754A-prod2
http://www.usvi.net/
https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/geos/vq.html
http://www.lonelyplanet.com/us-virgin-islands
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i want to buy a LC tv 50inch but I don't know if it's going to be too close from my bed ( how close is too close?) how much space needed
50" is too big for an average bedroom.
To see the benefit of a large screen you should
be at least 12' away from it.
Getting too close could damage your eyesight
and make viewing uncomfortable.
http://hdinstallers.com/calculator.htm
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What Do You Do When An Sociopathic Ex Girlfriend Spreads Hurtful Lies
Ignore her.
Your friends will know she is lying.
Attacking her lies will just encourage her.
"Heaven has no rage, like love to hatred turned.
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned." - William Congreve (1697)
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How do I know I'm not annoying a shy guy (my crush)?
Keep trying.
If he goes out of his way to miss or ignore you, stop.
Answer to:
Do peoples of USA hate Indian peoples ?
No. I will assume you mean Native Americans.
The original indigenous people before the
European colonists came. "Indians" is a misnomer.
Columbus thought he had found a route to India.
Revised.
I see from your profile you are from Patna Bihar, India.
So my answer is maybe.
There is a backlash against all new immigrants in Australia, America and Europe. Ironic, as Australia and America are...
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I am in a new relationship.He used to see other women that didnt know about eachother. He met these women through work. Should I trust him?
You know he was a cheat and a liar.
And you are asking us if you should trust him?
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Guys: how many women have you slept with?
The Kinsey Institute is the best (American) source. But always remember both men and women lie on research questionnaires about sex. Men exaggerate. Women underestimate.
http://www.iub.edu/~kinsey/resources/FAQ.html#number
# Males 30-44 report an average of 6-8 female sexual partners in their lifetime
# Females 30-44 report an average of 4 male sexual partners in their lifetime
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Answer to:
Pentagon Orders Military Recruiters to Accept Gay Applicants. Have you ever been to the Pentagon?
The order is to accept. Not to date.
I would try a different club.
Answer to:
What's the second smartest animal on earth?
My wife.
Although she says I underrate her.
Answer to:
What are the ten most powerful countries in the world, at present?
There are only three.
1. China
2. USA
3. Russia
Answer to:
My Achilles heel has always been interpreting hints and signs from woman. Any tips to get better or common signs that I should look out for?
Pull your boots up.
Answer to:
Was Salvador Dali obsessed with eggs, which are in many of his paintings and around his house?
Yes. Freud could tell you why.
Answer to:
Should a male nurse, nurse women.
The patient should have a choice.
In the Practice I go to there is a male and a female doctor.
You can ask to go on the patient list of either one.
The nurse is female.
In a hospital there is no choice but I have found hospitals to
be sensitive about race, religion, culture and gender.
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Does your lack of a sense of humor you cause you any problems or does having one keep you from causing them?
I have a "weird" (ironic) sense of humor.
It often annoys people rather than making them laugh.
"Why do you always have to be such a smart ass"
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Answer to:
What would you to control spasms in your muscles?
google - muscle spasms
http://www.medicinenet.com/muscle_spasms/article.htm
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Answer to:
When looking for skincare products, what type of packaging is best?
I would go for glass.
The packaging is usually more expensive than the contents.
Answer to:
In the movie, "The Heiress", did Olivia De Haviland make the needlepoint she was working on?
I don't know, but given her family background, health,age
and that great performance, I would guess she almost certainly
could do needlepoint.
See link below:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000014/
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Is it an Obsession or Admiration??!!
I have an obsessive personality.
So it's almost certainly the former.
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Straight, Curly or Wavy??!!!
People always want what they haven't got.
That's Life.
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Have you ever think of holding destination wedding? like beach wedding.
Great idea if it's far away from home.
No wedding hassle and family problems.
Just you, the spouse, a photographer and the legal locals.
Ive seen two such weddings.
One in St. Lucia and one in Australia.
Both were memorable.
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i was caught shoplifting in boots today. a plainclothes sercurity guard stoped me outside and asked me to come down to the office
Politicians lie, and steal from the country while fiddling their expenses.
Punishment. A wrap over the knuckles and they are allowed to just pay
back the thousands they stole.
Bankers gamble with our money and bring about a world wide financial disaster.
The Government bails them out with our money.
And then Bankers pay themselves enormous bonuses.
Bad behavior does not excuse other bad...
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ok im writing this paper its like due tomorrow and i really cant think of what roles my generation plays in society today
We need your generation to work and pay taxes to pay
for the pensions and look after the elderly.
Yours and the next generation will be paying off the
massive debts and spending of the current Government.
Or else the country will go bankrupt.
It may be too late already.
See California and New York.
Answer to:
i was caught shoplifting in boots today. a plainclothes sercurity guard stoped me outside and asked me to come down to the office
I would not have admitted guilt.
Depending on the circumstances, I would have come up with a plausible excuse.
Even if it was "I intended to pay and forgot".
If the Police refused to allow you to go to the toilet I would have wet myself.
Then started to cry and make a big fuss. This works well especially if you are female.
Not allowing you access to the washroom is unreasonable behavior on...
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i was caught shoplifting in boots today. a plainclothes sercurity guard stoped me outside and asked me to come down to the office
Not after you admitted guilt.
You will have to find the money and pay up.
If they have recovered the goods they might not even bother taking
it further than the £90 - if its a first offense.
You do not want any kind of offense to go on your record.
See this article which I found by googling "Civil Recovery UK Law."
"Boots the chemist" is mentioned in the article.
...
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Answer to:
which is ur favourite colour?
I think you might be color blind.
Where it says red you are showing green.
These are the two colors they use in eye tests
and to determine if you are color blind.
Answer to:
My doctor put me on methadone about one year ago he since left the pratice the doctor that took over has refused to give me the methadone im going through such withdraw i dont know what to do,
Go back to your doctor and explain the problems you are having -
even if you have done this already.
If the practice has more than one doctor ask to see a different one.
Or try a specialist clinic or your hospital A&E.
On my AB page there are some interesting "help" sites and related ads around your question.
But this will vary depending on the country you are in.
Answer to:
Funny caption time. Can you think of a funny line/caption for this picture?
Bianca:
"I've never seen anything that big between your legs before."
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Why does everyone secretly find Rosanna Arquette hotter than Madonna, but the media focuses on Madonna?
Madonna is a publicity expert who knows how to exploit sex.
Lady GaGa must have followed Madonna's early career carefully.
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Is it healthier for a man to ejaculate once in a while or not at all?
It's got to come out sometime, unless you're saving it up
for a major explosion, in the hope of getting someone pregnant.
Incidentally, I read recently that you should never ejaculate for three
days before a PSA Blood test - (to check for prostrate cancer) as the
notoriously unreliable test results can be distorted even more.
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If you could only eat one genre of food for the rest of your life (Mexican, Italian, etc.), what would it be?
My mothers.
Although guys, never, ever, ever, say this to your girlfriend.
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My best friend leads me to think he likes me. What should I do? but doesn't go for it..I like him a lot too!
If he "leads you" somewhere, go with him.
But be prepared to turn back if the destination
is not where you want to go.
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The U.S. elections are coming up in November. What percentage of candidates will you vote AGAINST and not FOR?
I always vote against the Party I am opposed to, at any given time.
Candidates are not that important to me.
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Do you bite your tongue, or do you lie by omission regularly?
I lie regularly.
Always telling the truth causes more hurt and problems.
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Answer to:
Favorite soft drink?
Fresh fruit juice or
Soda with lime Spritzer
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Are all your clocks and watches showing the same time or are they all showing different times?
All my clocks are the same, radio controlled, make.
So the times are identical.
And I don't have the problem of resetting them all when
there is a power outage or a move to Summer time.
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Is there something you feel you waste your money on, but yet consistently buy?
New technology.
I own 5 phones, 4 computers and 4 TVs.
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Answer to:
Would you purchase a home that was reputed to be haunted?
Every house I have lived in is haunted. I'm married.
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Answer to:
would you ever go on Wifeswap USA?
A public stoning to death would be more fun.
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Answer to:
Where is the best place to be a woman?
Down under.
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Answer to:
How do you define "masculinity"?
Not femininity.
Answer to:
How courageous are politicians?
Very courageous. Before the election. But not after.
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Answer to:
Who is on Facebook? Who is on Twitter? Who is on LinkedIn?
I thought LinkedIn was an English soccer player.
Answer to:
Should I marry a dude in an online video game to alleviate the boredom?
That's why many people marry.
But then they find being married is even more boring.
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Answer to:
"I'll pray for you". What was your first thought when you read this?
I treat it like background noise.
Just something people say to make themselves feel better.
So I reply: "Thank You."
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Answer to:
What sentence hurts you the worst to hear?
"You're sentenced to life imprisonment."
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Answer to:
Anyone like the nightlife, but actually hate to boogie, on the disco or elsewhere?
I love to boogie:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQS59C3sYAA
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how long can a person receive alimony if disabled in pennsylvania
A google search brings this up.
http://www.divorcelawfirms.com/resources/divorce/spousal-support/pennsylvania-alimony-laws.htm
I hope it helps. Good Luck.
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Parents, Did Your Kids Grow Up Fast
No. But thank God its over.
I know some 25 year olds who have not grown up yet.
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What is you sweet charity?
Chocoholics Anonymous
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Whats a good way to propose to someone?
SMS text. With a heart emoticon.
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if you had to wear one costume for the rest of your life, what would it be?
A Black Track suit.
Made of natural fabric not that sweaty polyester stuff.
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*The Abbreviation Game* Describe the word using its letters. Today's word is C.A.N.A.D.A
Canada
A
Nation
Always
Deriding
America
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What would you do to be able to sleep with Jessica alba or Jessica biel?
Set up a threesome.
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Is Barack Obama a freemason?
No, he is not a freemuslim.
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The other night what I ment to say was lets have a GOOD old fasion free style not god lol so lets try this again! Rap it up! GO!
And I thought you were a true AnswerBagger.
Introduce god into anything and everything.
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Journalost. Why are some news stories lost, while others are on 24/7?
This official Government report seems to have had very little coverage.
http://articles.latimes.com/2010/oct/06/nation/la-na-1007-oil-spill-criticism-20101007
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being in a relationship for five years but the man don't know if he loves you, but to never breakup. I don't get it help me understand it
I find his attitude easier to understand than yours.
He does not have to make any commitment and you stay with him.
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Seek and ye shall find? Find What? is this a joke?
Another question about God.
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Where does the word pajama comes from?
Indian (Hindi). Adopted by the British in India.
dictionary.com:
"Origin:
1870–75; pl. of pajama. Hindi, var. of pāyjāma"
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Why are some ancient Greek nude sculptures missing the coccyx?
The ancient Greeks saw nothing wrong with playing with it.
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Why did my ex block me from facebook when he was unsure of what he wanted and said we may get back together?
"unfriend" -
2009 word of the year:
http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE5AG09H20091117
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Why does the word "men" have to be in the word "amen"? Why not "awomen"?
Amen. I agree.
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My Computer has 4 USB ports, but only one work's, and I need that one for the mouse, what is wrong?
I had this problem on a Dell Vostro.
It was fixed over the phone with the Dell help line in India.
One of the connecting wires had become loose.
Be careful. Opening the box can invalidate your warranty and
can be very dangerous unless you are being guided by an expert.
I had to first disconnect everything from the power source.
It might be better to get it fixed by an expert.
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If your life was made into a TV show, which would it be most like?
Dexter.
Just as well I can't stand the sight of blood.
Even the opening credit titles make me squirm.
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What's something that looks better in a black and white setting rather than in color?
The human body.
Both nudes and portraits.
Black and White let's us see the essentials.
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Why isn't there an AnswerBag iPhone app? Or did I miss something, because they need to get with the times.
Good Idea. It should also work well on my Blackberry.
As the site is mostly words, AB would work well on smartphones.
AB however, seem more interested in pushing Facebook.
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Is Christine O'Donnell eclipsing Sharron Angle for media coverage?Is it because she is younger/prettier or something else?
Something else.
An Aunt Sally the liberal media can use to attack all Republicans.
From wikipedia:
"Aunt Sally is a traditional throwing game. The term is often used metaphorically to mean something that is a target for criticism. In particular, referring to the fairground origins, an Aunt Sally would be "set up" deliberately to be subsequently "knocked down", usually by the same person who...
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Why does it get windy
Eating too much beans.
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Do you think that parents who adopt a child should be allowed to give them back to "the system"?
Only if "the system" misled the adoptive parents about the child.
Illness, Behavior or severe psychological problems.
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If you could only drink one meal and drink one drink for the rest of your life what would they be?
Bread and water.
And hopefully, I'll die quickly.
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How about a god old fashion free style? GO!
No.
There's more than enough god in all the other categories.
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Can I get viagra in discounted prices? Please suggest me a website?
When the price goes down, don't expect anything else to go up.
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Does Obama wear contact lenses?
Given his excessive use of Teleprompters he may have to.
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Meg Whitmanspent $141mil of her own money to win CA. She can spend her money as she likes but do you wonder what she will make in return?
Her spending helps a little to take California out of bankruptcy.
It's better to light a candle than curse the dark.
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if you were president, what would you be doing right now?
Smoking something.
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if you were president, what would you be doing right now?
Playing golf.
Answer to:
How do you kill creepy crawlies when they are in your home?
I usually tell them:
"It's not working out - you best move out - now."
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Will the Democrats keep control of Congress after the mid-term elections?
The best indication that this is possible is watching President Obama
looking very un-presidential as he goes campaigning for his friends.
For an expert's opinion try dickmorris.com
He knows what he's talking about when in comes to politics.
Formerly a Political Advisor to President Clinton, Morris is now campaigning to
"Take Back America".
(The converts are always the worse.)
He sounds as...
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Is there a reliable statistic or estimate of how many atheists there are in America?
The research below is 2 years old but I doubt it has changed much.
The study detailed Americans' deep and broad religiosity, finding that 92 percent believe in God or a universal spirit -- including one in five of those who call themselves atheists. More than half of Americans polled pray at least once a day.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/story/2008/06/23/ST2008062300818.html
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My boyfriend keeps telling me how ugly he is. How can I make him see that he's not ugly?
Take that bag off your face.
I can see through your smile,
You would love to be right,
I bet, you didn't sleep good last night,
couldn't wait to bring all of that bad news to my door.
Well, I've got news for you:
I love you more!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_DTGRkDnq4
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Is music the language of the soul?
Music is "the food of love". -Shakespeare
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Answer to:
What should I do if I don't like going to dances?
Never "dances with wolves".
Answer to:
What are some good uses for cotton candy?
Sticky underwear.
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Is US Supreme Court considered liberal? Scalia Thomas Alito, and Roberts = right. Stevens Ginsburg Breyer Sotomayor Kagan liberal
At the moment they tend to vote 5 conservative - 4 liberal on most judgments.
There are swing voters on both sides
That will change when the next Conservative judge retires.
The Constitution is a nice ideal but in practice both Democratic and Republican
Presidents make political appointees.
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Will you watch the new Melrose Place tv show?
Only if it mostly has the old cast.
Answer to:
If a light sleeper sleeps with a light on, how does a hard sleeper sleep?
With a hard on.
Answer to:
Is 50 ways to leave your lover enough?
I've only used one way to leave 50 lovers.
Cheating.
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Are you the quiet or loud type?
I AM THE LOUD TYPE.
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Answer to:
What do you lose and never get back?
Life and Taxes.