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How do I find a girl who will give me a blowjob? I would like to get my first blowjob
If you lived close and were cool, my wife would just because.
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How do I find a girl who will give me a blowjob? I would like to get my first blowjob
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I really want to try having sex with my dog, but -
I would say go for it since it is your dog and you can pretty much trust it, I say pretty much because it is still an animal, so just be careful but have fun trying, let us know how it went.
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Are all girls bisexuals/bicurious?
I think they all are at 1 time or another, even if it is just a wondering and they never act on it.
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How long should you stake a tree? Thanks Bill Starkov
Depends onthe tree and the climate, as in are you in the windy city, is there any cover from the wind like a house other trees or some other tall structure, but atleast 3 years.
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What can I get my dad for christmas? I am 12 and dont have a job, so I have a very tight budget. I also dont mind crafts. Please help me!
How old is your dad, what does he do for work, what does he do for fun, can you get any money from your mom or anyone else?
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Why did they limit questions to 140 characters in the new AB?
I would imagine to keep it simple and because there either is or will be an ap to use your phone, and standard phone texts are 144 characters.
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who hates new answerbag?
I dont like it, it's hard to figure out, what was wrong with the old version?
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Why do most men prefer skinny girls over curvy ones?
I like the curves, skinny girls are good too, but I prefer a girl with some meat on her.
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When did you last hold a newborn baby?
Feb of 08, when my wife had our twins.
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Since many ABers seem to be pregnant lately I am going to throw them all a baby shower at once! Who wants to come?=D
I will come, I love pregnant chicks, SEXY, LOL.
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Want virtual sex?
Mmmm, hell yes. Are you offering?
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Anyone want me in bed?
Hell yeah, wait, whats wrong with you, are you the anti-christ? I don't care, hell yeah!!!
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Open Marraige:Do you and your s/o have sex with others, without hangups, strings , jealously or any other baggage?Please tell how it has worked for you.Did you both find it sexually exciting to experience others again?If we decide to stop, we stop.
Yes. We both love the act and the idea of it, we have some of the hottest sex after. It is working great for us. BTW, I am 28, she is 24, we have 5 kids and have been married for 9 years, and we are still goin strong. We love it.
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Does anyone else just love licking a woman's asshole or is it just me?
Count me in, I love it as well.
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Experimenting with sex toys.. afraid of what to try. New to all. What is fun for beginners? Toy virgin need help! lmao
My wife has many many many toys but she loves these 2 the most, especially the one in the first link.
http://www.amazon.com/Doc-Johnson-Multi-Speed-Waterproof-Twist-bottom/dp/B000FERL1M
http://www.amazon.com/Doc-Johnson-Multi-Speed-Waterproof-Twist-bottom/dp/B000FENZ5S
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What should you NEVER use as a sex toy?
A glass jar!!!
http://1man1jar.com/
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What should you NEVER use as a sex toy?
Pocket pussy/coffee grinder.
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Do any girls get off on having sex with more than one guy in the same day? My gf told me a story about having sex with 2 guys about 2 hrs apart. I want to cum every time I think about it.
I have known a couple that liked it, my wife included, I think most people get turned on by that.
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Why do the window panes of motor cars get covered with moist air when doors and windows are closed?
Materials such as metal and glass accept the surrounding tempratures very easily, so its the same reason your cup of ice tea gets moisture on it, the difference in temprature of the object(cup/car glass) and the atmosphere makes the water droplets stick to the colder surface, otherwise known as condensation. The glass chills very well in the night air, so the moisture in the air is atracted to it.
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Do you think that it is normal for a woman to want sex every day...sometimes more than once a day?
Yes yes yes yes yes,... oh sorry, got carried away.
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Is photography a true art form?
Depends on what is in the photograph, if it is something like this, then yes for sure. http://www.hq69.com/galleries/hegre_art_evy_oily/hegre_art_evy_oily_012.php
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Now that Oprah is quitting her talk show, who would NOT be a good replacement? (The more humorous the better!)
The knappy headed hoe's guy, Don Imus.
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Would you bath naked on a deserted beach?
Yes, but does it have to be deserted?
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What does your signature look like? Is it messy or neat. Can you read it well enough to figure out what your name is? Will post mine in an answer
There are 14 letters in my name, only 5 actually make it in my signature, so no you cant read it.
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Guys: For those of you who have been with different size women, have u notice the size of her pussy lips compared to her body size. Example: Large women large pussy lips, small women small pussy lips etc.
I have been with all sizes, there is no link in sizes, believe me.
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This feels very uncomfortable to say but... im 14 and my clit hangs out... it bugs me alot and i wanna know if this is normal.. please give me some answers
Yes its normal, but what is normal,everyone is different, I have had my share of girls with protruding clits, I like them the most. Don't worry, be happy.
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At school theyre saying that if (girls) masterbate with a toy they stop being tight and guys notice. Is it true?
Tight and loose is a myth for the most part.
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So guys: what do you have against "pancake nips"? Most guys say they have no preference for areola size.
I love them all.
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Can smaller breasts be hott too? or is the bigger the better?
I love them all, depends on the chick.
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Every time i lose a bet my husband has to shove it in my arse, he is very well endowed and he hurts and knows it, i have a willing gay friend who says he will hide until hubby is tied down and then give him some pay back, Am i going over the top?
If you have talked to him about him being done before, or if he has some fantacies then yes do it, otherwise, WTF.
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What type and style of shoes you wear turn you on? What type and style of shoes worn by your lover(s) turn you on?
I love a woman to wear heals that have the laces that criss cross up the leg, very hot and sexy.
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I like gals deep belly button very much . i like to play it with my finger. u can say i am a belly button lover. is other also have same feeling?
Belly buttons are sexy,no getting around it.
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True of False, you find this image sexy and playful.
Yes, sexy and playfull.
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Did guy like to taste boobs milk?
Yup, loved it everytime my wife was prego.
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What do you think of girls with big butts?
Love them.
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After masturbating would you ever eat your own cum?
I have a few times.
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Have you ever been ask by your girl two share your load onces you cum in her mouth?
yes, many times.
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When you receive a wrong number call, how do you respond to the caller? If someone calls for "Myrtle," for example, I usually say something like, "Myrtle? You mean you don't know about her? She died this morning. The police think it was murder."
The first time, I say you have the wrong number and ask what number they are trying to reach, then if they call back I say,"yeah, hold on I will go get them", then if they are still on after a min, I come back on and say, "hold on, they were in the bathroom, here they come",and soon to see how long they will stay on, I also usually try and copy whatever nationality they are,...
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I would like for the ladies that uses a toy to masturbate to tell me what is the best one for total fullfilment. A lady friend asked me if i would get her one as she is shy to go to a aduly store.
Please serious replies thanks xo
My wife loves the doc johnson #14 lucid dream.
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Are there any ladies out there who actually like anal?
MY wife loves it, even when I say no sometimes, she beggs for it.
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Do you think the Border Patrol should be given military grade equipment and told to secure our borders by any means necessary?
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, why the freak not, it is the same thing as stealing when they come over here and take what they want.
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Do you ever masturbate while reading answers on AB adult?
Yes, everyone does...don't they?
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My 16 yr old daughter recently started wearing 5 inch spiked heel boots in the house and she demands that i be barefoot in the house. is it possible that she has a foot fetish?
Possibly, sounds hot.
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Who agrees that being horny can cause you to do some real crazy things?
Oh yessssssssssssssss.
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How many beers can you have...or standard drinks before you decide...enough is enough...?
Depends, am I driving? Am I home? Am I at a bar. Up to a dozen beers.
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What sexual act have you been asked to do by your partner that you have refused?
I would never refuse to do something my wife wanted,if she wantsto we will do it,and she would do anything I asked as well.
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Has anyone ever heard of a man eating his own cum when he beats-off & it shoots up? And what do you think of that?
I have done this exact thing a few times.
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What is the most you have shown in public?
The "public" has seen more of me that any doctor has.
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What should you do when you're pushing your cart do the aisle in a grocery store and some one has left their cart blocking your way?
Push it out of the way if they have left it or stepped away, otherwise tell/ask them to move it.
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You walk into your house and there a guy siting on your kichen counter, what do you do?
As long as he isnt here for my daughters, I would tell him to get me a beer.
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My 18 month old won't stop biting her sister. She does it because she is jealous of her sister and thinks it is funny that her older sister is scared of her. I have tried everything I can think of. Is there anything else I should try?
Turn about is fair play for a learning process at that age.
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Would you be interested in a totally 'no strings' relationship just for sex?
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Have you ever caught your foreskin on your zipper?
Yes, several times, always on the top of the shaft, but thats the risk of goin commando all the time.
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Women would you mind if your significant other had a female best friend?
My best friend is a female, used to be my wifes best friend back in school, she doesn't mind at all.
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Why do we have 10 toes and fingers? Why not 11?
Has to be even for balance.
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Do you ever turn your computer off? Is it laptop or dessktop( age too please...thanks)?
Desktop with a 24" moniter, it's turned of almost everyday at night for a few hours.
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If someone punched you and they said thats for being ugly, what would you do to that person?
I would say, your wife sure dint say anything about me being ugly, maybe thats because she had her head burried in my crotch before I turned her around and stuck it to her as she told me she has never had it so good.
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What's wrong with you ? Were you dropped as a baby !
Yes, several times, how did you know?
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I'm such a bitch like when I get my periods is there any solution to de- bitching i hate being a cow
I have found with all the many women I have been with that chocolate and lots and lots of sex will calm your nerves.
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The next number in the series 46, 45, 43, 40, 36, is
In each subtraction the number increases by 1 so it is 46-1=45-2=43-3=40=4=36-5=31 and so on.
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How often did your parents tell you they were proud of you?
What is this word p pr pr prou proud PROUD? What is the meaning of this word?
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My boyfriend and I really care about each other. He gets an orgasm easily when I do it for him. He always wants me to get one too but I am nervous to tell him how to do it the way I like it. He's tried it on me but it never came. What should I do?
You have to step up and tell him what you want, demand it, American pie style, "Say my name bitch". He will love it all the more.
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Men, who out there prefers a large woman?
I love a good/bad thick girl.
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Are you a hand full of toilet paper type or a piece at every wipe type?
Ummm, a long string of pieces folded nicely.
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Do people that smoke cigarettes offend you?
Nope, really don't care.
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I just learned that 70% of black voters voted for proposition 8. What do you think about the fact that a group who has faced it's fair share of criticism voted for discrimination against another group?
Because everyone has someone they hate whether they want to admit it or not.
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I'm new to this site and I am one of those girls that likes lots of sex pretty much anyway I can get it. I like to show a little off in public. I like having sex with more than just my husband. Am I a slut or a babe having fun.
You sound like a good girl, sluty fun babe. My favorite.
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My girl and I had a threesome, me and her and another girl. Now she wants a threesome with me, her, and another guy. Do you think I should? Do I have to do things with him? What do I do if he approaches me during the threesome to do something?
Ask her what she wants, then just play it bi ear, if it looks like fun then go for it, it can't be that bad.
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Which actress has the best breasts?
Rachel Nichols,
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_s5vfRP-dx3E/SHU3DdHqEDI/AAAAAAAAJVw/dr198L9kYqE/s400/Rachel_Nichols_P2_Cleavage_5.jpg
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Y5TwdoOLPTI/SL_f9en4oKI/AAAAAAAAC8s/Qjaj8Yg4sPo/s400/rachelnichols090408.jpg
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The lava from a volcano destroying a nearby forest is an example of
what happends to me if I jerk off on my back and only allow it to pour out of my cock.
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What ALWAYS turns you on?? What never fails for you?
That look a woman gets when she needs it so bad, the look that almost scares you, the one that makes you think you may not see the light of day again and you could care less if you do.
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Are you in good enough shape right now to fight for your country?
I don't need to be in very good shape to squeeze the trigger at 1000m, but yes I would do fine.
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Sex in public is legal in the state of...?
I have no idea, when you find out let me know, I will be there.
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Name a place, in your house, where you need a clock?
I HAVE A CLOCK IN EVERY ROOM, IN MOST ROOMS I HAVE MORE THAN 1 AND EVEN 3 OR 4.
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Would you let your partner have sex with you while you were asleep?
We have both had sex with eachother while one was asleep,we both love it.
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Is a slut worse than a prude?
No, atleast the slut wants to have fun.
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Is it ok not to shave your vaginal area?
It's fine, but if you are sexually active most guys like it trimmed or shaved.
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Do you prefer a girl with a good-looking attractive face, or a great curvy body or one who is slim?
Curvy body wins every time.
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Do you think 69-ing is gross?
Not even.
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Why men and women don't compete against each other in sports?
Because that would be like kids playing against women.
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How do i get my splits lower?
Practice practice practice.
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Why does it seem like the people who have animal avatars are some of the nicest people on AB?
Because it takes a certain type of person to put up a pic of an animal as an avatar.
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What is your favorite brand and model of cb and why?
To me you cant beat a good Galaxy radio, I have the 99 and plan on getting the model 98.
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Have you ever or do you own a linear?
I may have a few lying around here somewhere.
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If before going on a date you could see the person nude would you want a preiew?
Hell yeah.
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Have any of you visited a web-site with beautiful women having sex with animals? (horses,dogs,cows, etc.) What do you think about it?
Yes, thought it was hot.
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Should a man be willing to lick your asshole even after you've worked out?
If it's a chicks asshole, as long as she wasn't "dirty" I would do it.
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How many times a day do you masturbate
More than 3 but less than 10, most of the time.
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I have normal breast nipples. But when my husband touches it for about 1 minute it becomes shrunken. It becomes normal after sometime.Whether it is normal? Please help me...
Cumpletely normal, any type of stimulation will have this effect.
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Would you have sex with somebody if you knew they had herpes? warts? HIV?
They would have to be somethin special, but probably not.
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I'm 19 years old and I'm going to buy my firsst dildo tomorrow but I'm nervous. Is there any reason I should be nervous? Do the people who work at the store care what you buy or judge you?
I have purchased thousands of dollars of items from various adult stores, evereything from small and normal to novelty arm sized products, some for my wife and some for a friends wife to find in his car, LOL. They don't even look and I am a dude, they wont remember you as soon as the next customer walks up to the counter
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How old were you when you had your first sexual experience?
Sexual with a mate, 10, sexual by my self, before I was 7.
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Short skirt or short shorts with panties or without for a hot summer day?
I hope shorts woth a thong and skirt with none.
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Which miracle of God do you admire the most?
Lana Taylor, http://www.outofaces.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/lana-tailor-7.jpg
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Peeing with an erection, a dilemma that every man deals with and very few talk about. So, what's your preferred method? Something as complex as the infamous angled bankshot, or something as simple as the bend and sit down?
1 of 4 ways, either wait for the erection to go down, stand back about 4 feet and aim, stand back and lean forward to give it a downward trajectory, or my favorite, pee into the shower, or just give it to my wife while we are goin at it.
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I am virgin and I do masturbate but lately I have been getting erections all the time and I feel a little embarrass around women with bulge in my pant . What could be causes this?
Lack of education.
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What is the best massage oil?
My wife and I use olive oil, it has a pleasant smell and can be used as lube as well. Just warm it so it is a little thinner and warm and it is great.
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What is going to happen if an animal cum on you while you having sex with it?
Nothing, you will just have a creamy surprise.
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ME or YOU? Can you name a song with "Me" or "You" in the lyrics? Video links welcome!
Bloodhound Gang
Hooray For Boobies
The Bad Touch
("Ha ha, well now! We call this the act of mating. But there are several
other very important differences between human beings and animals that you
should know about.")
(whisper: "I'd appreciate your input")
Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is a Texas drought me
and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would...
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What comes to your mind when I say Ford?
Henry.
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I miss Chief Wanbli, Galeanda... who do you miss on here on AB who left/hasn't been on?
Where did they go?
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Does anyone know a picture of a radio that is only 1 mB?if you do, can you show me please?
I have all kinds, what type of radio do you want?
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What sex position is best when u r feeling energetic
All of them, as in do them all in the same session.
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What would you do to Megan Fox?
Bad bad BAD things.
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Anyone in California interested in breastfeeding from a 7 month pregnant woman?
Hell yeah, I am.
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What do you wish you were eating right now?
Hmmm, I am in the mood for a 130lb 5'2" brunette.
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Can you only get a electric shock if you are standing on the floor, ( so you are earthed ) ?.
If you are not grounded, you will not be shoked, if you are wearing rubber gloves, or have rubber shoes on, or as lond as you arent touching anything that is grounded then you can grab a hot wire with no problem.
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Donald duck rapes you in front of a large group of people. To deal with the shame and humiliation, you A.) Go to Therapy or B.) Kill yourself?
C, I kill Donald and Daisey and Huey Duey and Luey and feed everyone who watched me get raped by him.
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Do you find it offensive if people tell you they include you in your prayers? I for my part have no interest in playing a role in their obscure rituals.
Not offended by it unless it is a stranger saying that, otherwise just like, wtf, whatever, I dont care.
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Is $30,000 too much for an engagement ring?
I would say anything ovet 10,000 is too pricy for a stone on your finger.
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What is something that absolutely MUST be served at a football tailgate party?
Beer, salsa, hot dogs and hamburgers, chilli.
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Green OR Red Apple?
Green, I like more tart or sour things.
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ANSWER LADİES:first off all i want to say that i want 2 offend anyone but i wanna ask u what would you do/say if your husband told you to be his whore as well his wife
I have asked my wife ifshe wouldbe my whore, and a slutanda few other things, then we do the nasty, she like being called a dirty little slutty whore of a tramp.
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Were do you masturbate more in your bed or shower?
Shower, wife says it's easier to clean it off the wall then change the sheets 5 times a day.
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How did you choose your Answerbag name (assuming its not actually your name, that is!)?
My favorite bike.
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Does she look too Skinny. or healthy?
A couple of pounds wouldn't hurt her a bit.
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What do you think about false rape claims?
The want to lie, let them get raped.
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What's your "fetish?" What unique (strange or not) thing/action turns you on more than anything else? Have you experienced it?
Hmmm, pregnancy is a huge turn on for me.
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Why is it important that sex cells have half the number of chromosomes as body cells?
Ummm, I think it's so it can get the other half from your partner.
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Do you have converter box for your TV?
No, but I do pay $200 a month for every channel comcast offers.
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Do any of you have friends that can't dance?
I am everyones friend who cant dance, LOL.
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Have you ever been an active CB radio user? What was you handle that you used?
Yes, they called me "The jack hammer", LOL, not really, I am called "Smoke"
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Why does my bum hurt?
If you are doin it in the but then it isn't enough but sex, if you had more but sex you would be used to it.
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If you could, and there was no negative outcome, i.e. an std or people looking down on you, who that you know would you have sex with other than your s/o?
Lots of people.
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Wanton Cuckold: Do you take a situation and turn it into something it isn't? My wife has been cheating on me&we have sex whn she gets home. She thinks she is covering up having sex with me. she freaked the first time I went down on her after, but no stop
Not sure what the rest of your question was but it sounds like fun to me.
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When you watch your wife or partner with another man, what is the most exciting part? I can't decide between her getting ready, the first tongue kiss, the first time I see his fingers in her panties, or when he cums in her.
Has to be when he breeds her, when he starts to pulse as he unloads inside of her.
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I live in greece and i'm going to buy a CB for my truck. But i don't know which CB to buy. i was thinking of Midland, Cobra and i want a CB which has a range of about 100km. if anyone can help me with ideas about the CB and antenna thank you.
It all depends on the conditions and the antenna and what band you are planning on running. Here are a couple of excellent radios that will work without a linear. http://www.walcottcb.com/galaxy-dx98vhp-200-watt-10-meter-radio-with-single-sideband-usb-p-1211.html?cPath=340_378_448
http://www.walcottcb.com/ranger-rci63ffc4-10-meter-radio-p-1267.html?cPath=340_378_448
These will both have to be...
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When did the C.B. radio first come out & dose anyone here on AB still have one?
I have several cb's, I use them for work and play.
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What channel does the truckdrivers use?
19 is pretty popular, 17 here in cali is used alot for OTR, but on job sites it can vary widely, my channel has been channel 3 for close to 15 years, any job I am on or in control of is required to run channel 3.
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What gauge or rg number is the coax used for CB radio antennas?
RG58 and RG8x(mini 8) are used for single antenna applications, while RG59 is used for co-phase antenna's.
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Would a Cobra 19LTD be a good radio just for basic use in a city living next to a heavy expressway and 5 Truckstops?
Yes, cobra makes some of the best simple models around, I personaly like the 29 for a simple radio, has a built in swr meter for calibrating the antenna.
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Have you ever used a cb radio? With your own handle? Past, present or future activity for you?
Yes, I have several, use them at work and in the car. I have been known as "Smoke" for 10 years+, started out with my car, tires were always smokin(yes it's a trans am), then it was everything I ran caught fire, then it was because of the cigars I smoked, hot boxin in the equipment. I have an old utac 23 channel that has great sound and is built like a brick shit house, has been...
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Why do people eat meat? ... isnt that sinful? Isnt it a shameful act to forcefully kill a creature.. human or not! if they are crying out and running for their life then you should protect them rather than ruthlessly kill them just to selfishly satisfy y
I usea .223 from 400 yards out, they never know what hit them.
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Ok so here is some crazy stuff. Im a girl and i like anal sex but my bf doesn't... i thought all guys liked anal sex?
They do, he must be gay, LOL. Maybe it's your looks, I think you should post a pic of your self so we can all see, LOL.
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If you could hang out with any famous person. who would it be?
Lana Taylor. http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0D9Uum8jjNo/SYIgq8943XI/AAAAAAAAADY/sQeVCx23G6U/s400/LanaTailor.jpg
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Your little sister just got beat up by her boyfriend.....what would you do?
I go make a friendly visit to him, when he wakes up and realizes he is hanging upside down and his junk is out. Then I put a knife to it and ask him if he wants to eat it whole, or after it has been in his blender first.
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What were you doing when Michael Jackson died
Praying for all the children of the world, to be safe, wow, he actually listened, now he just needs to hear me on the lottery thing, LOl.
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What would you say if your g/f b/f asks you why do you love her/him?
I say " I don't know, I will let you know when I figure it out".
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Guys, are there any movies that can make you cry?
I dont cry but armageddon gets me a little.
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Do most single moms have a "special" drawer that they keep cirten "toys" in?
My wife isn't single, but she has a whole chest full of goodies.
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Is there anyone on here interested in a 16 year old girl?
Sure, I wouldnt mind goin to prison, are you worth it?
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At what age a girl should start shaving her legs?
My daughter is told by some friends that they were shaving their legs. At 12? They are still kids. I can barely see hair on her legs though she is dark haired.
If they are dark or visible, let her shave.
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Does a guy loose calories when he cums?
Wellyes, in more than one way, first the actual ejaculate contains 20+ calories, and then the act of sex burns alot of calories as well.
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What's the difference between pretty and sexy
Pretty makes your heart go thump thump, sexy makes your penis go thump thump.
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Do you want to post your picture for fun, feedback, or points? Do it here :D
This is in the adult, so what kind of pics are you looking for?
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How many guys shave their pubes?
I do, wife doesn't like getting crotch hair stuck in her teeth.
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Who want to see that movie "jennifer's body" with me!!!?
I don't know about with you but it looks freakin HOT!!!
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Have you ever used a cock ring? Are they any good?
Yes and yes, but my wife got a little freaked out, she said it looked wierd being so engorged, like it was going to explode, she said the head looked like the skin of a rough orange,she said the feeling was great.
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I'm asking guys if they hate it if a girl has hair down there?
I like it all, Bush, trimmed, shaved and waxed, but my favorite is a shaved or waxed area accept a thick furry landing strip.
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I read that if a girl's crotch gets rubbed, it gets wet (and sometimes *squirts*.) If a b/f-g/f in 4th grade experimented on each other this way, and she hasn*t hit puberty yet, will the same results happen? If not, what will?
Yes it does, when I was in the 3rd and 4th grade I used to experiment with the girls and yes it works just the same forthe ones that are comfortable with you.
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How many girls had your bare ass kissed by your boyfriend? Did you like it?
I love the ass, I have kissed many many many ass's, even just chicks I knew, just because they didn't believe I would kiss their bare ass.
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Do guys really think less of a woman who has with them on the first date? If so, is this a permanent effect?
I don't, I admire a girl who goes after what she needs or wants, if that is it, then more power to her.
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Sexual Rewards: Do you get sexual reward for doing something good? Do you get sexual punishement for doing something bad?
Please tell?
Yes and no, this does apply to us but it is more of a fun game or joke then itis serious.
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Let a gay friend give you oral? The offer was out there and my wife didn't have a problem with me doing it, if I wanted. This weekend I finally took him up on his offer. My wife wanted to know every detail and it actually excited her. Do U share details?
Yes, why wouldn't you?
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What the longest you have masturbate?
I have for an entire day, just never letting myself finish, but when i finally did, holy hell, that was amazing.
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BLACK MEN ARE THE WORST MATES....do you agree?
Iwould think so from all the Maury and Jerry shows on tv.
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Can You separate Sex from Love? Do you have an Open Marraige? Have you tried it? How did it work out for you and your s/o? Was it a common decision to try it , or was it a last ditch effort to save your marraige?
My wife and I have an open marriage, we love it.
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Do you twiddle your nipples?
Sometimes, my wife likes to twiddle mine and hers.
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Is your dick circumsized? Why or why not?
Yes, parents thought it would be easier to keep clean, my dad says he has regret it ever since, so my younger brother is uncut.
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What do you think about the public nudity and the nude beaches as all?
I think it's great, wish we didn't have all these laws about indecent exposure.
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Do you feel shy when you are naked in front of other people from the same sex in the locker room, for example?
No, why would I?
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Guys, do you like touching your dicks?
Yup, love it, I molest myself several times a day, I say no sometimes but I know I really want it.
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When people downrate you why dont they have enough heart to comment as well?
They be yeller.
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When people downrate you why dont they have enough heart to comment as well?
They are cowards.
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When people downrate you why dont they have enough heart to comment as well?
They are gutless.
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Do you like the smell of gasoline when you are at the pump?
Yes but diesel is better.
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Have you ever answered the door naked - or would you consider doing it?
Yes, I used to all the time, not so much any more.
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What is the longest you have been nude?
A few days, no longer than week.
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Is it illegal to bike under the influence of alcohol?
Yes, drunk in public.
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Is it illegal to fish under the influence of alcohol?
Yes, drunk in public.
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Imagine. The person you love, more than anyone else in the world, is about to die. The only way you can save them, is by taking someone else's life. Could you bring yourself to do it? Would you take a life to save the life of the one you love most dearly?
LOL, without a doubt, I would have no problem with that.
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What is Presidents Obamas favorite food
Watermelon and chicken wings, second only to white girls I'm sure.
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What is the best way for asian girls to get rid of their pubic hair? (Its so thick and pokey and grows back too fast!)
Why would you want to get rid of it, the more hair the sexier it is, as long as it is trimmed.
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How many lovers have you had in your life?
More than 50.
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Why do humans cry? can animals cry to? hmmmmm
Humans cry because they are taught to cry, animals do not cry because it is not a natural emotion, it is a learned emotion.
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You are in a room with Kadafi, Hugo Chavez, and a lawyer! Who would you shoot and your gun only has two bullets.
Kadafi with bullet 1, then Hugo, a gut shot, then because it was a gut shot the bullet will continue on its path and then strike the lawyer, that way the lawyer will suffer for a while.
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Are the seasons starting to change in your local area?
No, tomorrow is the first day of fall and it is supposed to go back to over 100 tomorrow and for the next few days, WTF.
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Why is the president of the united states of america, promoting the new show by George Lopez, who is a known member of the mexican racist group, La raza? He also put up Sotomayer who is also a known member of La Raza.
I think Al Sharpton should call for the president to step down because he is promoting a racist, just as he has done for everyone else who has said or done something that could be considered racist.
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Would someone please call me so i can find my cell phone ? 9.21.09
Sure, whats your number?
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How many jealous bones are in your body?
Not a single one.
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When do boys start masturbating?
Boys can start early, some have been seen in the whomb goin at it, others in the first year of life. Me, I was blowin loads by age 7, just kinda figured it out, not sure how.
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As any women ever cum riding a horse
Dont know about horses but I saw a chick have an o on a motorcycle.
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OK, I like being sexy, but not trashy and someone on here said I look like a porn chick. He said her name is Claire Dammes. Do you find her as ugly as I do???LOL!
I did a search for her, she looked fine to me, nothing wrong with her to me. You do kind look likeher but I wouldnt say that was bad.
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How long, how often, and how much of a piss enema in your ass before you will get sick from reabsorption of urine, if both parties are healthy?
I think more than anyone could do, my wife and I are going to try this so we will let you know when we do.
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Can you get worms from dog licking your vagina? or Can you or the dog pass illness that way?
Yes on the worms, most illnesses cant be transmitted between dogs and humans.
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Have you ever heard of any horror stories or warnings about what not to do when letting a dog lick your privates? (ex: dipping your penis is dog food is a bad idea)
Yes have heard about a few bad stories, just dont let him get carried away, if the dog starts getting ruff, stop him, calm him, then let him continue, you are sureto have a great time.
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Which breeds of dogs is turned on by female scent, and which breed have large penises?
I plan on getting a dog, but don't know which breed to choose. I'm female. Share your experiences.
Great danes are long, close to a foot, but Bull mastifs are a little shorter, about 10 inches but have more girth than you could handle, you need a friend to help you so the dog doesnt hurt you in any case. And it isnt about the breed, it is about the dog, not all dogs will want you, but most will.
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What are the hazards of wearing thong undergarments?
Your boys might fall out.
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Why do men some men feel that women who are very sexual are a threat to their manhood??? Would you not want a very confident women in bed?
If you arent confident in bed you are probably going to bore me.
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How many calories is in a persons bowel? how many calories in a persons urin? or just how many calories does a toilet slave consume in a day?
Hhhmmmmphhh, I think i just threw up a little.
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Is it ok to shove produce into my cootie hole, and twiddle my clitty at the same time?
Yes or no, peoples?
Heck yeah, go for it, I could pretend to be the produce man if you like.
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What would be the best way to tell my husband that I've ben having sex with his father?
And I'm not gonna give it up anytime soon cause he makes me squirt.
Tell him you were doin his dad, but not to worry, you met a guy who goes by the name 08busa that makes you squirt way harder.
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Is it wrong to fuck my neighbor if I'm fucking his wife on the side?
I am married, FYI. I love them all.
Not at all, go for it, can I get in line?
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Is it really that big of a freaking deal if I suck my neighbor off with the husb in the other room?
Not at all, go for it. Can I get in line?
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I am very uncomfortable about swallowing my bf's cum. I have to spit it out because the taste is bad and the thought makes me nauseated. Any advice on how to avoid it or get over it?
Change his taste, more pinneapple and mango for him, less meat. Have a breath mint when you do it, or I think if he got you really turned on you wouldnt care what you were doing or swallowing.
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When you were a baby what were you really trying to convey when you spoke nonsense?
Holy shit dude, did that really just happen or am I still dreaming!!!
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I've heard from many sources that humans create 60% of carbon emissions in the atmosphere. But recently I heard that humans only create 5-8%...which is it?
Humans specifically,yes5-8%, because of humans, 60%+.
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Is it legal for you to shoot an intruder who tried to break in your apartment?
No, but here in the us a lawyer would have you by the nutts, claiming he wasn't in his right mind, or that he was lost, or that he wasnt a real danger to you or your family.
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Do you go by the book?
Books is for readin in your lazyboy infront of the tv, or when your in the crapper, they have no real application in the real world.
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What do you think of beauty contests involving preteens?
Thats not a beauty contest, that is a contest to see how fake you can make your child look. They didnt even look real.
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Do you think this might encourage people to use birth control?
Holy shit, thats fuckin funny!!!!!!
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I have a 2005 2500 Hd 4x4 cheverlote truck. it makes a nose when i let of the gas like a grinding nose from the transmission and i had it in over drive and third gear. At 45 mph. I give it gas and the nose will suddenly stop.
Sounds like it could be bad backlash, like the gears are worn in a certain way from always goin forward, then when you let off the gas everything gets lax and isnt meshing as well. Could be in the tranny, the transfer case, or the differentials.
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Are your reflexes good enough to dodge a punch, even if you only catch it with your peripheral vision?
Yes.
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Fuel Pump Symptoms i have a 1996 gmc jimmy vortec v6 that wont start unless you put gas in the air filter but once it starts you can drive anywhere and u can crank it up with in a hour or so after that u have to put gas to it again
Could be many problems, one could be a bad check valve that keeps pressure in the lines, try turning the key on to see if you hear the pump, without starting it. Then after the pump quits, see if it starts.
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Do you eat 3 meals a day..breakfast, lunch and dinner?
I am up late, so I would eat lunch, dinner, then another dinner, Idont say breakfast because I dont eat breakfast food.
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Is it possible to loose body 'fat' without actually loosing weight?
yes if you gain muscle at the same time.
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Does anyone know a way to get my mom to close the door when she showers??? I already tried giving her a robe but she must think it is for decorating her closet with.
Sounds like there is more to this story, but I would say 2 can play that game, start walking around necked infront of her, and if that doesnt work then start beating off infront of her, whatever it takes for her to be disgusted and go the other way.
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Somebody knocks on your door right now and hands you a trillion dollars what would you with the money?
Retire.
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How can I get my husband to let my boyfriend come over once and a while without driving him away?
Do something extra special for him if he isnt cool with you have something on the side.
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How many cans of cold beer do you have in your refrigerator?
Cans,none, bottles, about 6, no worries, if I drink I can put more in the freeze for 45 min, then presto.
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What's the farthest you would, or have, commuted to a daily job?
1 1/2hours, for 1 year. Moved after I had the job, then quit it after 5 years.
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Does it upset you off when the toilet paper roll is on the wrong way?
Yes, but I am normal, kinda.
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Is killing an intruder murder?
No, its self deffence.
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How long does it take to induce lactation by sucking alone, if you have never been pregnant?
Massage of the breast and suction will be required pretty often, like several times a day. Reglan is a drug that is safe to take and is used for upset stomach, the side affect is that it will make you lactate. You can also try Lactation blend from your nearest Whole foods store.
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Which do you like, Pepsi or Coke?
Pepsi all the way.
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If a man proposes to a woman and doesn't set a date for the wedding, is that a sign that he's not that committed to marrying her? Who is responsible for naming a date? (This is just a hypothetical question)
You both need to get together and decide when you would like to, mainly the girl. If she wants a winter wonderland wedding, or a spring wedding, and the same goes for the location.
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Is any piece of furniture in your house leather?
Yup, the office chair
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Why do guys think that just cause i have big breasts, and an open mind, it automatically make me a slut?
Well I wouldn't call you a slut, butI also much prefer sluts, so the name slut is good to me.
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Would you find this look universally appealing? Would most men want to date this lady? http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v228/1372/123/n1172625507_3315.jpg
It says file not found, post a link.
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I like this girl, and I want to ask her out to my brithday party. (note: im in 7th grade) when would be the best time to do this at school?(note im not in her class.) also, have any tips for me?
Walk her home.
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Do you have the basic skills/knowledge of how to handle a gun/pistol?
Oh yes, I am an avid collector and hunter.
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What is the lowest-paying job you have ever held and what kind help -- if any did you need to improve your situation?
When I was 15 I got paid $7.50 per hour. That was about 13 years ago.
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How would your perfect-looking dream girl/guy look like? [ strictly physical attributes only please! ]
My wifes cousin, she is perfect. She is about 5'2", 140lbs, dark long hair, blue eyes, french manicured nails and tanned skin.
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What would you do if your boyfriend/girlfriend went out to a bar without you and danced with a man/woman, then told you about it and acted as if they did nothing wrong? What should I do?
I wouldn't do anything, if she told you about it and doesn't think there is nothing wrong then it was probably harmless. Now if she was hiding it, you may want to find out what happened.
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Can you name a female country singer?
Shania Twain,
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How can I remove adhesive glue that is stuck to a leather jacket?
Oil, or try hairspray.
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"We want our country back"! The plea of white racists who cannot abide being led by an African American. They want to go back to "white rule".....like Apartheid. What do you think "we want our country back" means if not that?
Run by the people, not the govronment.
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I was thinking about buying this for my Girlfriend for our 1 year anniversary do you think she'll like it?? this is an image of what I want to get her: http://www.kay.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplayEnlargeView?langId=-1&storeId=10101&catalogI
It took me to Kay's, but had an error, please repost the link in an answer.
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Which do you prefer: full cream milk or low fat milk?
1/2&1/2 is what I drink.
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Guys: Have you ever faked orgasm and did the girl know?
A guy cant fake it, women can orgasm with no discharge, men on the other hand cant, and when I cum, you will surely know, the sheets must be changed after I have been there.
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Would you have a problem with your husband watching porn everyday?
I think I would have more of a problem if I had a husband.
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I have a laptop with 2x 512Mb RAM cards. I installed a 2Gb RAM card by replacing one 512Mb RAM card. Under System Properties and in Task Manager I see that I only have 2Gb RAM, but it actually should be 2.5Gb RAM. Why isn't it? (CPU-Z sees 2.5Gb RAM..)
Mine has dual slots, you must put the same in each slot.
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Would you ever attend a nude club/beach?
Yes I would, but I don't know of any close to me.
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My boyfriend wants me to wear a mini skirt with thigh high stockings that have a thick lace top. He gets very turned on when i'm sitting with my legs crossed and some of the lace is showing. Do you also like to see this and is it a turn on for you too?
Yes, sexy as hell, go for it and please post a pic for us.
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How do guys really feel about small boobs?
Small boobs can be just as much fun as big boobs, and they hold up better with age.
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If you could be a foreign exchange student anywhere in the world where would it be?
SouthAmerica, Brazil, have you seen the women there, woof, hell yeah.
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Why do guys prefer Skinny girls then big girls?? why cant they just love someone for who they are?
And You all know what I'm talking about!!
I don't, I mean don't get me wrong, skinny girls are cool, but I love a nice thick girl.
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1 ton chevrolet wheel installed on 1 ton ford
I know the center holes are a different size.
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FOR MEN- Would you wear a womens thong for an entire day for 50 dollars?
Sure why not.
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I am 5'1" tall and weigh 150 lbs. It is evenly destributed throughout my body. I am a very muscular girl. I know muscle weighs more than fat, but do you think my weight is too much for someone my height? Am I obese?
Oh no, not at all, I love a nice short thick girl, post a pic so we can see.
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How do i adjust a quadrajet carberator on a 1986 chevy 305 engine or change the float
I have an 86 trans am with the 305, to adjust the float it must be pulled apart, what other adjustments are you wanting to do?
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Would you think it was acceptible if a girl around 13 walked around the house naked when her parents left and tickled her nipples?
Seems fine to me, go for it.
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My firend me and her have been firends for a long time lets put it like that and well she is about 6 months pregrnant her man left her and now she is asking me to have sex with her i mean should i do it or is she not in her right mind?
Go forit, you would be doing her a favor not to mention doing yourself a favor.
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Ever felt horny for no reason?
Nope, I always have a reason for being horned, I have a dick, LOL.
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Starwalker is on vacation is now a sage. Who would like to join me at a holiday party in his honour?
Congrats Starwalker!!!
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Alam just made sage and wants you to help him celebrate will you join him ?? wheee congrats my friend. (please no points this is his achievement not mine)
Congradulations +.
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08Busa is now a sage. Who would like to join me at a party in his honour?
Hold the applause, hold the aplause, thank you, thank you (bows to the crowd),LOL
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I aked my partner to move in is it okay to ask for rent even if my house is paid off
Well, you did ask them to move in. Do they pay anything like pge or food or cable or phone or garbage or anything?
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I have wanking problems, i cant seem to stop iam 23 and i do it anywere i can up to 4times a day, i dont know why but i love to wank to pictures of women and dogs having sex any help please?
Why would you want to stop, and I wank off atleast that many times a day as well as do my wife that many times more, and whats wrong with those kind of pics.
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There is a size for dick, boobs, ass, why not for pussy?
There is, starts out with
1.virgin,
2.had it a few times,
3.likes to screw,
4.holy shit, someone strap a ladder to my ass so i don't get sucked in by the vortex.
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I am 21 years old,ever scence i was 13 iv had size AA breasts.To my dissapointment they have not grown atal.I want to get an operation but it costs 6000e does anyone want to help me raise money?
Post some pics of your body, let the people of ab tell you how beautiful and hot you are, just dont put your face in it, unless you want to. I bet you are great just the way you are, huge boobs are over rated.
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Do you know anybody having birthday in October?
Me and my neice.
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Are you over 200 pounds?
Oh yes, but I can also bench over 200.
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Guys would you date a girl who is a cage fighter?
Yes, could be some great sex, I used to fight as well.
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Guys if you dont give a girl oral do you care if her pussy isnt shaved?
if it was a 70's bush, thats a little extreme, but I love a thick bush, just trimmed a little short, but I would never cumplain bout a waxed one either.
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Guys would you prefer a girl who weighs 150lbs with 36DD, 30in waist, 42in butt, and each thigh 24in or a skinny girl with a ballerina frame, long muscular, with great slim legs? (both have your ideal personalitys)
I like all shapes and sizes, but a thicker girl has so many great curves.
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Is it normal to crave sex all the time.? i want it 24/7 and i cant stop thinking about it. Any one ever crave sex as much as i do?
I can't stop thinking about sex, even when I am thinking about something else I am also thinking about sex.
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The last time someone said "i love you" for the 1st time, are you still with them, or no, & why?
Yes.
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On a cross continent train journey with 5 other passengers sharing your compartment,who would you like those passengers to be?
My wife, My girlfriend, my wifes cousin, Jessica Biel and Alicia Sacramone.
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If your parachute was 100% guaranteed to land you safety on the ground, would you jump from a plane or one of the worlds tallest buildings?
Nothing is 100%, but yes.
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Is it possible to make a guy cum 100 times in one day without him ever touhing his d*ck?
I would say yes, I believe there is something called an electro stimulator, youcan put it in his cock, balls orin his ass. Oh and I do believe youare after my heart, putting up a pic of a pre 08 busa. WOOF!!!
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What about me... am i hot enough to be a model?
http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd166/dani_lee_gardner/Mixed174.jpg
http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd166/dani_lee_gardner/Mixed192.jpg
I would say yes but I think models are required to have a nose, LOL.
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I tied a string around my fingertip so I wouldn't forget. I forgot anyways. What was I supposed to remember?
You were supposed to remember you have a bad memory.
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Can you give a guy oral sex while hes asleep? and would it get erect?
Yes you can and yes it will. My wife has given me many many MANY bj's and had regular sex with me while I was asleep, complete with the gooey surprise at the end.
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I have a really small flaccid penis... is there ANYTHING I can do about it (other than surgery)? Anyone have experience with these exercises, and do they work? (please see link):
I knew a guy who supposedly used some sort of stretching device, he said it didnt improve the erect length but it did help the flacid length.
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Which one provides u the maximum pleasure sex with condom or without condom?
Without of course, there is just something so sexy about breeding, about filling her with your seed.
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Today,I went to lunch with a friend who happens to be 7 months pregnant,she had recently been in a car accident and had facial bruising ! While out in public,everyone kept looking at me & giving me dirty looks. What would you have done,if in my situation?
I start yelling at her calling her a stupid bitch, lol. My wife was in the hospital for preturm labor, her veins are hard to get, so the nurse stuck her many times and she bruised everytime. The next week or so all the nurses gave me dirty looks because the bruises looked like finger marks, so I started cussing her everytime they would look at me like that.
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I am on the pill..i cant think that i have missed one since my peirod but i have been getting stomach cramps and have been sick does anyone no if i can get preganant even if i have had my period?
Your period, no, but sometimes the fetus in the process of attaching to the uterine wall can cause you to bleed as if it is a period.
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HAS ANYONE EVER PLAYED NAKED TWISTER?
Yes, used to play a couple times a week.
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What are good hamburger recipes for the grill?
Lawrys seasoning salt and garlic salt, thats it, I like to tatse the meat, not a whole bunch of other crap.
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If we met at a bar and you bought me a drink of your choice, what would it be?
mind eraser.
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I can't get the baby oil out of my daughter's hair. What can I use?
Dawn or ivory or maybe palmolive.
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Have you ever had a fantasy about incest?
Not incest, but about someone who just happends to be related.
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Can men be taking to eyebrow-grooming?
My wife grooms me, she plucks my eyebrows when I start getting the unibrow thing and she also gets my nipple hairs and the hairs on the end of my nose and any dark black course hairs on my arms as well as any chest hairs. She also lets me know when its time for another trim for my boys or the one eyed monster.
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What if a stranger calls you "My friend"?
I say, "What gave you the impression that I was your friend, you should be careful, mistakes like that can get you in alot of trouble", unless it is a chick or a dude with a hot girlfriend, then I just say "hey". I am also not your brother!!! I will however accept "brother from another mother"... sometimes.
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Have you ever sat on your scrotum in such a manner as to cause irreversible damage?
I have very large testicles, I also have not worn a pair of boxers or tighty whities or anything like that since I was about 12, so I have been free ballin for almost 16 years, due to the size of my testicles and them not being supported I have developed very low hanging testicles. I have sat on my sack many many times, have been doubled over in pain, almost to the point of tears, but as far as...
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Why girls like doggie style fucking more?
Because she doesnt have to look at the faces you make, LOL. Tell her to hold a mirror next time you are facing her, and look at the funny and wierd faces you make, LOL. I have done this, I dont really make faces, but look at the porns, those guys always make wierd faces.
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Girls why do you find it demeaning do have doggie style sex?
I read this to my wife, her exact words were "I don't I liiiiiike it."
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How to get a big butt ? ??
Gain some weight, work all the appropriate areas, or get implants.
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Why do white males get so insecure when blackmen are around white women?
Not insecure, just disgusted.
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Whenever I see a black man with a white woman I get mad, does this make me racist or a bad person?
Maybe racist, but who cares, its pretty bad when even THEY don't want to be with their own kind.
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Is racism something you are born with or something you learn?
I learned from experience.
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What race do you see as most racist?
Shouldn't the question really be, Who has the most reasons to be racist?
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Do you hold out for a few days, just to have a HUGE EJACULATION?Wife is obsessed lately with huge cumshots. She loves to jerk me off and make me shoot all over myself. The bigger the load the better. It's fun and cleans up easy enough. Do U hold out?
Yes, but never for more than a day and a half, that is when I have the largest load.
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Did you ever wake up in the morning horny half asleep and was masturbating by the time you fully awoke ? I have it is a great way to wake up
Every morning or even just after a nap.
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Do you perform oral on a girl you just met?
Yes, if she will let me.
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My son bought a mobile home 72Marlette.with a down draft Presidential series how do you close it off to heat/?
There should be a cross member in the downdraft hole with a stud in it, for attaching a cover plate.
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Have you ever wanted to move to Australia?
Yup, I have a friend there, she is pretty cool, you know who you are.
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How often do you awaken with your hands in your pants?
How many times per night? Several. My wife takes vids and pics of it all the time because she thinks it's hot and because I don't believe her when she tells me how often I am pleasuring myself.
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When you kiss someone for the first time, do you touch them too, and where?
Kiss them how, for a close intimate kiss, one hand beside her face, the other in the small of her back as I pull her closer and up.
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What sites show strange, bizarre, gross, violent, odd, or funny images and clips of accidents, executions, sexual acts, etc?
http://entensity.net/
http://www.heaven666.org/
http://www.metacafe.com/
http://www.youtube.com/
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What actions should teachers take against kids who give them cheek?
What do you mean "give them cheek"?
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________THIS!
Fuc# this, Suck this, eat this, do this, stop this, beat this, taste this.
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IF WE ALL CAME FROM ADAM AND EVE THEN WERE ALL RELATED!!! RIGHT THEN WHERE DID THE DIFFERENT RACES COME FROM?
Animals that learned to walk upright.
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How do I make a photo size smaller?
Go to http://www.picnik.com/ . Then click Get started now, then click upload photo, then double click the photo you want to resize, then click resize, then either change the pixels or click % and input a %, then click save and share,when you click save and share it will show you the size of the photo in KB,then if the size is ok, click save photo. If the size of the photo is not to your liking...
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What is a task we might use our teeth to do, that they are not suppose to do? (EX:chewing on a pen lid)
Umm, am I the only one who will chew or bite myself to itch a scratch.
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Are you hung like a moosie? Pics welcome!!!!
Not like a moose, Grower, just over 7 by just over 5, nutts the size of medium eggs. Huge mushroom head, firemans hat.
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Which do you like better, boinking in the front, buggering the back? And if you switch hit where do youstart 1st, the back crack or the front crack?
First the front, then the back,then maybe back and forth, just depends.
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My wife wants to have sex with a black friend of hers. do you think it is ok for this to happen?
Sure why not, go for it.
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How come SEX isn't an event at the Olympic Games? Would you watch, if it was? Would you "try out" for the team?
Yes I would watch and yes I would try out. I am unique in that department, nothing too extreme in the size department but I can go from flacid to erect in seconds,can almost squirt on command and can go for hours without squirting. I am also a multiple cummer and can be ready again after about 15-20 min after I cumm the first 2 or 3 times and can do that for hours and hours and hours. I also...
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Bestiality or Incest?
Depends, who is the relative, are they for it?
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I'm so sleepy and I have a headache...I want to take a nap...But I don't get off work for another 2 hrs...What should I do?
@yahoo.com
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How do u unscrabble yanek
Kanye, WTF, POS.
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Would you invite Kanye West to your home for dinner?
Yeah, he could serve it to me.
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Does your wife or gf have Hairy Nipples? My wife has hairy nipples with long silky black hair. While her pussy hair is almost non existant after years of waxing/shaving, her asshole also has a lot of hair around it. I love licking and teasing the hairs.
I think I am gonna be sick.
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As disgusting and taboo as it is, do you think incest between two consenting adults should be illegal?
If it is consenting,it is none of anyones buusiness.
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How do you "thank" your partner after a really intense sexual intercourse?
I eat her untill she falls asleep orcums again,depending on her mood, sometimes I eat her just to relaxe her and other times I go after it.
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Guys is it difficult for you to get an erection then not be able to masturbate? is there anyother way to get rid of your erection other then if your dick gets bitten and or if you cum?
I have been bit before, plenty hard enough to draw lots of blood, I only got harder from it.
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Is female ejaculation (Squirting) real or fake or just plain pissing?
It is real, I have had both in my mouth and on me.
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What would you buy? If your wife told you to go out and purchase a new dildo for her to use on you, What would you get?
The biggest fatest cock I could find, if your going to do it then why not go all the way.
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If a man told me he wants to take me on a date (but not asking to go... yet?) does he like me?
I would say yes, he probably expected you to say no, or to say you would get back to him, when you said yes, he felt stupid and imbarassed, so he ran with his tail between his legs.
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I was wondering if anybody would date a stripper as long as they weren't sleeping around with there clinets and have something planed in the futrue. There's this one that I talk to and is going to school also. I know that she is interested in me to.
I would without a doubt, their job makes no difference to me. Its the person, not the job.
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If atmospheric pressure was greater in the past, what evidence would we expect to find or where would we find evidence for such speculation?
Trees can show many things including changes in atmospheric pressure, as well as soil samples from both above the sea and below.
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Hi,I'm not trying to be gross of ne thing,but I want to see if you thnk my vagina is ugly.Like i think im pretty and stuff but dont really like it.Below i have links, i took a few pics of me,1 is a pic of me, i dont want n e 1 thinking im ugly. be nice.
I think you have posted this question before,still the same answer, hell yeah you are hot and have very nice parts.
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Do you know of kids using sex toys? What would usually happen when they do? Would they feel the same arousals and stimulations that adults feel or would they feel different? How?
I started masterbating when I was 7, atleast thats when I was able to cum the first time, before that I used to jerk it but no liquid discharge. I would assume a toy would feel great, my son is 2 and he sure likes his thing, my daughters have been caught dazzing while they touched themselfes as young as 2. So I would say yes.
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I trimmed my pubic hair and now it's really prickly and it hurts? What do I do and when does it grow back?
If you apply baby oil the first night and then talc the next 3 night it will be no big deal.
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Guys do you like seeing a girls nipples through her shirt? or do you wish they would get better bras?
I love hard nipples.
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If someone bought you a bottle of liquor as a gift, what would you hope it is a bottle of?
Everclear 190 proof.
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How long should you wait until having sex in a relationship?
If your both ready for it, the first day is fun.
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Guys: who else when u have ur friend(s) by u...ever started jerking off infront of each other and started to either feel each others cock or give head?
When I was about 7 or maybe 8 the neighbor kid and I started to touch eachother, it progressed to hand jobs and blow jobs, I was the only one that ever came, he was unable to because of his age, I was just a very very early bloomer.
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How open are you to trying new things in bed? Say you meet someone that is really Hot but way more kinky than you or has fetishes you dont.... Be honest!
Being its a new person, no severe bondage andnever any scat, other than that, hell yeah, lets go for it, you only live once.
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Why does the hair on your head continue to grow, but the hair on the rest of your body reaches its limit?
Your head is protected by not being touched by anything, the hair on your legs and arms are rubbed and bumped all day and night by your clothes or your environment.
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What's your favorite YouTube video of 2009?
I still like this one the best. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seGVhlUw6xg
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Where can I find someone who can write some articles for a home décor magazine?
I write for textbroker.com.
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Do you remember where you were or what you were doing either when Dale Earnhardt died or when you first heard about his death?
I missed that race, I was driving around in my Trans am with my now wife when we heard it on the radio.
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The world's population today is 6,783,608,181. When do you think we will hit 7 billion?
When everyone that eats tapatio is leagal and counted.
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I cant find any private place in my house to masturbate!! My mom doesnt understand the concept of "privacy", or locking doors!! I am getting extremely stressed out from being horny, and thinking my mom might come in any second!!
-help!! teen girl!! D:
While you sleep, in the bathroom, in the shower.
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Do you know what drink an average person drinks 22,000 gallons a year? Per radio station, giving tickets to winner, a recent study revealed the answer. The answer is "BEER"I couldnt believe that. What one doesnt drink the other overdrinks per radio statio
You have your facts screwed up, no one even drinks 2200 gallons a year of anything, that is still over 6 gallons a day.
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Do you have a reoccurring nightmare? What is it about?
Used to have one about a snake that was coiled up and after me, like every where I went it beat me there.
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A question I'm slightly embarassed to ask my gyn, and I suspect there is no treatment anyway...what can I do about getting too wet, even the smallest bit of foreplay gets me soaked, intercourse is tricky if my partner has an average to small size cock.
Find someone who likes that quality, like me, and someone who has a fairly large cock, also like me.
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How do you suck on your own dick?
Next time I dream about it I will be sure to tell you. The last time I tried that though, I fell off the couch.
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When my boy friend eats me out it feels great, but how can i NICELY guide him towards my clit rather than like... fucking me with his tongue..
Just tell him you want to know what its like to have a clitoral orgasm, with oral. Or next time you blow him work his head untill he is freakin out, then if he takes the hint he will do the same for you.
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Would you hire illegal workers if they would work for half price?
NO!!! They are taking away jobs from people who pay taxes and have paid taxes and need to support their family.
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How to impress American girls?
Money or atleast 8 inches X 6 inches.
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A personal treasure hunt is planned just for "you" what is the treasure you seek?
A few fine cigars, maybe a necked girlfriend holding the fine cigars.
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Ive just eaten a cold pizza... what food tastes better cold, rather than hot
Beer, milk, ice, soda, ice cream, pickles, mayo, alot of the stuff in your fridge, LOL.
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What is the coolest name you've ever heard?
Wyatt Earp.
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Who wears the pants in your relationship?
Niether, we are both necked most of the time.
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Do you remember where you were or what you were doing 8 years ago today?
I was grading on a construction site when the reports first came through, all the radios on the job were talking about the planes falling from the sky.
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Using no more than five words, describe your first true love.
No amount of words can
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Should lesbians be allowed to use the gentleman's lavatory?
Heck yeah!!!
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Should it be legal to sell White Power T-shirts with swastikas on them?
Thats illeagal? What happened to freedom of speech?
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How old were you when you stopped having to go to your parents for financial support?
15, started working for a dairy down the street, and bucking hay bales for the neighbors and then a pony ride job and then a heavy equipment job when I was 17 and so on.
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My 19month old hates baths and he startn to stink really bad, how can i get him to take a bath with out all the fights?
Take a bath or shower with him.
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If a man has an issue with looking at certain types of women that are different than who he is with, does this mean he finds them more attractive sexually than who he is with?
Possibly, but love is always worth more, take me for example, my wife is the exact opposite of what I look for, She is a bigger girl that is taller and lighter brown hair. I look at girls that are short, (5'-5'4"), not skinny but a little thick,(around 120lbs and up) and with dark hair(black or dark dark brown), especially down below, love a good crop of hair. But I would never...
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Will you watch Jay Leno's new show?
Yes.
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My boyfriend cam inside of me like 4x's and im 20 yrs old...what are the odds of me being pregnant?....ive never been on birth control and we def didnt wear a condom. I want some true honest facts....
The fact is that you cant get pregnant unless you are 24 if you shave there, or 21.5 if you dont. Those are the facts, just ask a doctor, and while you are there get a preg test, duh!!!
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Will Ellen DeGeneres be a good judge for American Idol?
Cant be any owrse that the female judge who yells all the time on so you think you can dance.
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Should me and My boyfriend go sky diving or Bungy Jumping while on holidays, or spend the money on something else?
Join the mile high sky diving club, would be great fun you would never forget.
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Your S/O's phone is sitting on the table. D'you look through it?
I cant even figure out how to get her phone to do anything, even get off the main menu screen, whenever I pick it up because it is ringing it comes up with an error that says "your stupid, put down the phone", I think my wife programed it to say that.
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Your S/O's phone is sitting on the table. D'you look through it?
Not unless it rings or something to make me pick itup, then I just do just because, not to try and find anything.
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What is something you should not do on a first date but find yourself doing anyways?
Talk too much, in my head (shut up shut up shut up).
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I've begun to notice that when I pluck eyebrows the end that was yanked out of skin is blackish brown (for about half of whatever I pull out) and when pushed against a hard surface the end bends, like jelly. Darker in color as well. What's this about?
In the skin is moist and fresh and alive, outside the skin is dry and dead and sunbleached.
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What ABer would you like to Lasso?
Depends, why am I ropin them, for a hangin or a screwin or something else?
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Will you?
Yes, without out a doubt.
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What do you think would happen if Barack Obama was assassinated?
More than half the country would rejoice.
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Water: Do you flush for number one?
I flush for anything, its a pet peave,the water must be perfectly clean before I can use it or dirty it. Also, have you ever smelled the odor if there is female urine in the bowl and a male urinates ontop of it, or vise versa, it is unbearable. I have a wife and 3 daughters old enough to use the craper, and a twin girl that will be old enough in another year as well as her twin brother. So yes...
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Should we have ZERO tobacco tolerance policies? tobacco is the biggest killer in the world , over one billion people are set to die tobacco 80 % smokers 20% killed by smokers .
My parents have smoked 2 packs a day for 38 years and 41 years and my grandmother has now smoked for 59 years, they are still kickin, I think these statistics are loaded.
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I told my wife she needed to get fucked good and she asked me who I was bringing home? Does she really want me to get a young stud to fuck her good? Would you do it for your wife?
It wouldn't be the first time seeing her sucking and fucking another guy.
Yes, without thinking I would bring someone home if she asked, its all good fun.
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Are you comfortable with being naked with anyone else around (inc your Spouce)
Perfectly cumfortable with anyone around, no worries.
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Me and my boyfriend have been tryin anal alot lately and i was just curious if it is ok that i let him cumm inside of me..i cant get sick or anything right.???please help
If he has a disease, then yes you might, if he is well, then no you will be fine, have fun, my wife and I have anal almost everyday and we are fine.
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How many miles are in a light year?
9,454,254,955,488,000 miles are in a light year.
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Whats your beer personality?
It said corona, hell no, but most of the reasons were spot on accept the taste, and a light beer, I like fosters and guiness and coors.
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What should I do? My daughter just turned 18 about half a month ago and she says she wants to enter the porn industry? She got her HS diploma but she won't go to college. Help!
Well whats she look like?
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I hate reading questions about people having babies, because then i get all smoooshy and want one, when i KNOW i dont really want one for another few years! why do things like that get to me? am i just crazy ;p
This question has you all over it, even before I clicked on it to find out who wrote it, LOL.
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Ever get pulled over by the cops and get away without a ticket?
Yes
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What's one soup, that is just 'mmmm-mmmm-gooood'?
Pismo Beach California, Splash Cafe, clam chowder bread bowl, Yum Yum.
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I have a 99 7.3 power stroke after truck sets for a week not run then starts easily go down road 2 miles approx. lose power starts galloping hard then shuts off,after recranking several times will start gallops hard raw smoke,truck runs fine then.
Sounds like a computer problem, most newer vehicles run either closed loop or open loop when started, they must run like this because the sensors are cold and not returning information yet on a cold start, then once the vehicle has warmedup the sensorsread correctly and the computer switches over to make the vehicle run in the correct perameters for smog or state law.
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What is the one thing you shouldn't say when you first meet your prospective in-laws?
Turn to your girlfriend and say "Damn baby, I think you gave me craps", as you scratch yourself.
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Should I lose more weight to impress my boyfriend, we've been together for more then a year and I'm scared he's getting bored of me.... So guys, should I shed somemore pounds? (If no, what should I do?)
Depends on how much you weigh, but don't do it for him, do it for yourself.
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For anyone who has their wisdom teeth out, is it as bad as they hype it up to be?
I hade one of mine removed last year, it was impacted, theye used local shots, they also broke it into 4 pieces with a hammer and punch, after 30min+ of being in a headlock and him pulling he got all 4 pieces out, I rode my motorcycle home and stopped for carl's jr on the way home, only took ibuprophen that day, it was in the evening. I went back to work the next morning with no pain and...
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Butt sex, ever driven down the hersey highway?
Barf, friend emailed this to me, when you called it hersey this is what I thought of. http://www.salsasnack.com/
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Do you think i am pretty. photo attached?
Omg your so hot, but sorry, would never let you go down on me, I like having a sausage, affraid there wouldn't be one left if you did. LOL.
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I am making Tacos tonight for dinner for a few friends, do you add anything special to yours?
WE do corn shells dipped in hot oil so they stay soft, and meat only seasoned with salt and pepper, and cheddar cheese, velveeta cheese, and lettuce and tomato and avocado and sour cream and green onion.
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Why are men turned on by a women wearing a thong
They are just plain sexy, cant begin to explaine it.
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Why are dildos so big that they can barely fit inside. Are vaginas stretchy enough to cope with very big dildo's?
There are very mant tiny ones out there, but yes, if you can push out a 9 pound ham then you can take and 8" around dildo.
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I am 26 years old and i live with my parents.My dad constanltly bullies me and attacks me mentally to the point where i am emotionally abused.He calls me names and i never do anything bad or wrong to them.He even hits me once in awhile.What can i do?
Move your bum ass out.
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Is it sexy to wear a top without a bra? For small boobs or big?
Depends on the shape, but yes, very sexy.
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Have u ever masturbated with someone in the room and they were none the wise?
Yes a few times.
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Cursive or print? What decade were you born in?
I wasa born in 81, not sure what was in at that time, I print.
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What is your favorite ride at the fair?
The line at the beer booth.
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What abbreviation do you use most often?
(Inc, oz, i.e., etc, etcetera?)
WTF, OMG, BTW, LOL, LMAO, LMFAO.
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Is Denise Richards just too darned pretty to be a successful actress?
Oh barf, she is ok looking but there are many many many many many more who are way hotter than her.
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I'm going to the grocery store and i am buying jello for jen, what would you buy that starts with the first letter of your name?
Why were you dr'd?
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My 11 year old son has been masturbating alot, today i found him doing it in the basement while watching tv and he ejaculated, he started puberty, is it possible for him to masturbate to much?
Nope, I started masturbating at 7 years old, did it all the time, was having sex at 10.
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Is it true that AT&T still owns the phone company in Mexico City? And is it called, "Taco Bell?"
LMAO.
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Does anyone think it is weird for a woman of 34 to still be a virgin?
Not wierd, just out of the ordinary.
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Do you say "O-clock" after saying the military time?
No, the proper response is "hours".
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If a case of the clap spreads is it called applause?
If it was good, yes, if you were bad, no, then the clap mutates to a case of "you whore".
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What does the name Schwarzenegger mean?
It is german for, hater of girly men.
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If you "had" to choose a way to die how would you die?
Death by too much sex, so I guess dehydration or brain over load.
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You shore gots a purty _________?
freckle on that hairy mole on your nose, you know the one with the puss, or whatever that creamcheese like stuff oozing out of it.
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Do you think most ABers that DR do it because it is ‘unhelpful’, because they disagree or for other reasons?
Yes, look at this question I posted a few days ago, was rated -3, why? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1677395
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Do any of you have serious trouble speaking loudly and clearly so that other people can hear you? Are any of you on the opposite side of the spectrum where people tell you you talk way too loud and you can't bring yourself to talk quieter no matter what?
I am a louder more assertive person than most, I also have a deep booming voice, I catch myself being loud once in a while when my bare feet are on the wall under the computer desk and I feel the wall vibrate as I speek, my wife laughs when I say that.
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When did you start getting grey hairs? I was 17 when i first noticed them(still get them too) Does/did it bother you?
When I was 18 and my now wife was the one that noticed them so I don't know how long I had them, have a few below, and in my facial hair and on my head, she plucks them all, she thinks its funny.
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What's your opinion on baby chicks? Think again when eating eggs. Link is posted as an answer, and right here ---------http://poststuff5.entensity.net/090209/flash.php?media=chicks.flv
I saw this the day it came out, the grinder is so quick they dont feel it, them being washed in hot water is the only screwed up part, the rest of it isn't hard on them, just looks ruff, they are trained how not to hurt the chicks otherwise they wouldn't be able to sell them.
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I hate all meat eaters! They kill innocnt animals. How do you feel about these words?
Thats ok, I eat enough meat to offset a bunch of vegans. Infact it was just sep 1, thats dove season, I killed so may doves, got my bad limit a couple times, not to mention all the ones I hit but still flew away and died later, you can tell when you hit them because a bunch of feathers fly off in mid air.
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Is it possible to masturbate before puberty? If so, what do they ejaculate instead of semen?
I used to jerk it at 7 years old, white sticky cum every time.
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Do you believe that people can marry their first boyfriend/girlfriend and be happy with them for their rest of their lives?
I did this very thing, I screwed around alot, but never considered any of them my girlfriend, they never considered me their boyfriend, then I met "the one", we have been together for 10 years, have 5 kids.
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My wife and I usually use seperate towls after our showers, but sometimes we use eachothers towls, she just got out and asked for her towl because I used it earlier, I said "you want your towl I dried my nuts on earlier", she gave me a dirty look, why?
LMAO, kept looking at the word "towl" couldn't put my finger on it till just now, DUH, for got the E. Towel, Towel, Towel!!!
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Do you prefer an electric toothbrush or a regular toothbrush for your teeth?
Regular, them electrical appliances are for women, you know how much they like them battery powered things.
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Do you like the smell of a struck match?
yes
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Why do a lot of people like the smell of petrol/gasoline?
I like gasoline, but diesel and gunpowder are the best.
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How many times did you sneeze today?
None so far, but I only sneeze maybe once a week and it is usually 3 times.
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I keep seeing 11:11 on the clock all the time. Is this supposed to mean anything?
MY wife says at 11:11 you are supposed to make a wish, I guess like its a shooting star.
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Have you counted the hairs on your head lately? Are there many, average, or a few? A fun question...don't spend hours thinking about it or counting..loll
I will let you know in a few hours...maybe a day or 2. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9... to be continued.
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Discribe an average day in a families life.?
Busy, followed by more busy, then somemore busy, then a little busy, then alot of busy, then a crapload of busy, then a small hort break that 4 seconds into it you get interupted by a whole shitload of busy. MY wife and I have 5 kids including twins, one with cp.
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Would you purchase a product from the grocery store called Mayostard, a mustard and mayonaisse mixture in the same jar?
Want there a product like that many years ago, had a friend that used to call ir musternaise.
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I have many small scars on my arms that don't rise above my normal skin level, I was wondering if it was possible to tattoo that area?
I have a patch or scar tissue on my forearm from a motorcycle crash, road rash, the tatoo shop said no problem as long as it is healed.
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When someone scares you out of no where.How do you react?
Aggresion and anger, thats why I cant go into a haunted house, have broken a nose twice, and it wasnt my own.
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I am going to have lunch now and can't decide between a spinach salad or citrus marinated shrimp....which would you choose?
Shrimp, unless you are a rabbit.
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How do I let my 14 year old step daughter know that I love her? She has not ever had a mom and questions my love for her.
It will have to grow on her, you cant force someone to do something or believe something, especially a 14 yearold who has had it ruff like that, just let it happen.
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Does anybody actually answer question on here?
NO, its all a conspiracy upheld by the govronment, they answer all the questions in such a way that it is actually brain washing everyone who reads them.
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I just put my REAL pic on my profile. Would you do that?
No, only the cute ones do that, or atleast they think they are cute. LOL.
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Have you ever had a sex-daydream?
YUp, all the time, just had one about my friend, she would freak if I did it, she wants to but I havent yet.
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How will Make your Husband Happy?
Just being her makes me happy, but if she really wants to put me in a good mood, well, thats more of an answer for the adult section.
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What is your favorite dish to make when asked to bring something to a party?
Brocoli cassarole, brocoli, cheese, noodles, chicken, cream of mushroom soup, sour cream, salt, pepper, water chestnuts, then topped with crushed cheese its, then baked for 30 min at 350.
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Do you think that drunk driving could be considered attempted murder?
NO, it more like wreckless driving. It can cause death, but not murder. Thats just like if someone is running with the cops chasing, then one of the cops crashes and dies, they charge you with murder, thats bullshit. Or when you accidentally or not start a fire in the forest or wherever and a helocopter thats fighting the fire crashes, then they charge you with murder, WTF.
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Is it really a "stereotype" if it is true a significant portion of the time? How can stereotypes even get started if they aren't?
IT is only a stereotype because you offended someone who is in the same race or gender you are talking badly about, or they know someone or are married to or are dating someone of that race or gender, otherwise evryone would say, "yeah, thats true". I commonly refer to it as profiling.
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Will somebody please scratch my answerBAG! I can't reach it.
Sounds like a personal problem dude.
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When apple become red, it is ready to eat, when girl becomes 18 she is ready to?
Yes yes yes.
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Men: why do you want to see your wife with another man?
I want my wife to because I think it would be sexy and hot, seeing her go at it with someone else, hell yeah. She wants to for the same reasons, just as she wants me to do another girl.
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What if Earth had zero gravity?
Then sex would be even easier.
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Should we buy our 18 year old daughter a new car (she is begging)? We live in Toronto and she crashed her 2009 Toyota we bought for her 5 months ago. She was drunk andhit a light pole about 20 miles from our house. Luckily, she was only fined by province.
New car, I wouldn't even get her a car of any kind, get her a bicycle, and a used one at that.
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My bf's feet are really gross and they smell sometimes...I really just want to give him a pumus stone for his feet!!! I love him to death but how to I hint that he needs to take better care of his feet?
Just tell him, is he a girly man or something?
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I collect interesting facts. Anybody got a good one?
Humans being rapped by dolphins is pretty common.
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Guys, what do you prefer in a potential partner-- sexy clothes or more more modest ones?
The sluttier the better.
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Why are words important
They aren't, actions are.
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My boyfriend masturbates a lot. Sometimes 2 and 3 times a day, even on the days that we do stuff, or have sex, which is on a regular basis. It sort of makes me feel like I am not adequate enough. Am I right in feeling like this?
Not at all, my wife and I go at it several times a day, plus she blows me atleast once a day and she will give me atleast 1 hj a day, and I still have to jerk it a few times a day.
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What race was your FIRST gf/bf?
White.
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If a rental agreement has a space for a notary and it is not notarized, is it still a binding contract? (It is signed by both parties, just not notarized.)
Yes it would still be binding, unless you can somehow prove it isnt your sig, thats what the notary does.
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When eating corn on the cob do you go back and forth or around?
Rows, like a type writer.
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When we have sex, it takes him so long to get off that it hurts-- what's wrong?
Just how long is that, less than 15 min, 1/2 hour, 1 hour, 7 hours?
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Ok so my girlfriend told me that she gets more pleasure from me using my fingers then when we have sex. Said its cause im to big and using my fingers hits the right spot. Never in a million years would have thought i would hear that.Anybody else told this
Not more pleasure from using my fingers but told not to go so deep cause it hurts and and when I go shallow it hits the right spot, large rimmed head, great for gspot stimulation.
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Does this ever happen to you: youre friends with a guy and its really comfortable between you two and you know each other is flirting and then someone says 'I think that he/she likes you' and then it gets really awkward between you? What do you do?
You go for it and see if they do like you.
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Butter or margarine? Why?
Butter.
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Since he said it wasn't that bad, I told him to let me make him cum on his face. He let me and I thought it was great and I do it whenever I have the opportunity. Now it's our little fetish. Any Others?
MY wife does that once ina while, she likes to see how far I can squirt most of the time, I am a big and hard squirter.
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Do you like your partner to have pubic hair or be completely shaven? If you like hair do you prefer it to be full, trimmed, made into designs, shaved around lips with hair above clit (or shaved balls with hair above dick for guys), etc?
Shaved or waxed is great, but my favorite is a nice thick thick patch of trimmed hair above the clit, like a 2 finger wide landing strip, or an upside down tear drop, the thicker or more hairs per square inch the better.
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Is it wrong of me to want to watch my girlfriend have sex with someone well hung? i want to see her enjoy it.
I see no problem with it at all.
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Well i want to know if there r any guys out there tht would want a good bj cuz my friend says im better thn mostly all th people hes had it done from
Sure why not, a bj is always good.
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I walked in on my girlfriend on top of my cousin having sex with him, he is much bigger than me (over twice as thick and about 9.5inches), and it turned me on seeing her stretch around him, sex was good with her after, whats this mean? i was her only.
IT means you need to encourage her to fuck lots of men, seriously.
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What is considered a big penis?
LMAO, the last 10 sec or so was funny, and oh yeah, I have a big dick.
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Are you currently infatuated with anyone?
Yes, my wifes cousin and kinda with my wifes friend.
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If you could only wear one thing/outfit for the rest of your life, what would it be?
White tshirt, wranglers and ropers.
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How do i know if im pregnant if i am on birth control pills?
Your belly will grow.
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Why does Horatio from CSI: Miami act weird?
Because he is a bad actor, that or becauise he gives to much falacio.
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Is leaving a letter for your s/o explaining you need time to yourself for a little while insesitive? should the discussion be made face to face?
Yes and no, if you dont have the strength to say no or tell him whats up then I see it as ok.
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3 things you love about you bf,gf ,wife ,lover
I just love her, its indiscribable,she loves sex and allows me to love sex more than she does and she allows me to have a girlfriend.
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I went on a date with a guy who I just didn't hit it off with. He took me to a very nice restaurant and paid. Is there a diplomatic way I can call to say thank you for the nice dinner, but I am not interested?
You insist on paying for your half of the meal, thats what friends do.
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GUYS: whats catches your attention with a girl (personality wise)that makes you want to date her??? anything hints on what makes a guy think your dating take home to mom material?
First of all, as long as you are fun and pay him attention, you are dating material, and second, nothing you can do will make him want to take you to his mom, unless he is gay and she doesnt know and he wants her off his back, or you are with him for a while and you bug him to take you to her.
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Do you think that working moms deserve more credit than stay at home moms?
They deserve less, stay at home moms are stuck with their kids 24/7, no breaks.
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Is there a person in your life where the word "HOT" doesn't even begin to describe them?
Yes, my wifes cousin, oh baby, (shutters). Mmmmmmmmm.
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Have you ever taken someone's virginity?
Yes, 13 times.
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What do you think about getting relationship advice from AB? is it worth it? just to talk about it with people, or not worth it at all to talk to strangers about it?
Hey pretty girl, yes I think it is worth it, just to get things off your cheast can be a big help for some.
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Have you guys experienced this? some people you just really want to spend time with them and date them and then some people you just find really sexually attractive and you want to have sex with them
OH yes, I know a couple that fit into both categories.
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What current popular trend do you find ridiculous and foolish?
Skinny jeans, WTF.
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Have you ever faked an orgasm? and did your partner realise?
No, kinda hard for a guy to fake it, first of all he has to stay hard, second of all he either floods her or drowns her or he doesnt.
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What was the last animal that crossed in front of your vehicle?
The same one I ran over, a dog.
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Guys do you prefer a girl who isnt afarid to wear what she likes in public, such as a longish skirt or nice, classy, dress? or would you prefer she ware what is in?
A girl will be sexier in something she thinks is sexy, not something everyone else thinks is sexy.
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I am 18 and my breasts are saggy, is this normal, or is there a way i can fix it?
http://www.cosmeticsurg.net/blog/2009/04/09/tubular-tuberous-breast-shape-how-to-correct-with-implants/
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Who do you think has the greatest breasts in the world
The chick from P2, hers look great in that movie. Rachel Nichols
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Are you married to someone who has had sex with many different women or men that you Know? Is it a problem for you?
Yes she has and no it isnt.
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Do men like to watch their woman have sex with another man because they can't please her as much as he'd like?
No, well not with me anyways, I just want to share what she has to offer.
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I have to give a speech tomorrow and I am already getting nervous. What are some tips/tricks to calm nerves before a speech?
Seriously, sex or masterbating right before will calm you more than you can imagine.
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When I visit different websites I get jibberish like this on the entire website and don't know why: <(thinctiot;:&qu_gext/iframe>nctiot;:&qu_gext/>Wrttp:meot;:&qu...rea"> HidesUIOneOff_Container">
Your web browser is not decoding the site, you may have a virus, or a glitch or it is corrupted, also try a different web browser like fire fox or IE.
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Is it alright for a 13 year old to have a vibrator?
Yes, that is fine.
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If you are a parent and you found out your daughter was fingering herself what do you tell her?
At most you tell her to make sure her hands are clean, otherwise nothing.
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Last night i accidently caught my 12 year old masturbating what should i say or do? is this normal?
You dont do or say anything.
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What's baby batter?
Its semen, also known as a flavor injection, jiz, cum, spunk, dick cheese, spooge, seed, cream,of,some,young,hung,guy, and cream fillin.
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How did trees originate on the planet?
They evolved from monkeys, LOL.
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Do you think its ohkay for a 15 year old girl to have an 18 year old boyfriend
Yes, MY now wife of 10 years was 14 when I was 18, her mom hated us being together but there was nothing she could do about it.
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Does a computers memory (sd ram ddr 2 or 3) say 4 gb for example,age or get slower or is it pretty durable to keep your computer efficient and speedy.im just curious about this.
It gets slower with age and use, especially if it gets hot.
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Do you think its ohkay to allow your 15 year old daughter to have her 18 year old boyfriend sleepover in the same bed
Yes, everyone loves sex.
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You are locked in a room with Bush,Mushraf & Zardari. You have a gun with only 2 bullets What wd you do?
I dont know who 2 of them are but just the same I would tell them to line up, then use the spare on obama.
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Why people hate Norton antivirus? It is a one of the top rating softwares in the reviews and a very popular product in the market.
I love it, never have any problems and I go to sites you wouldnt believe, and this thing has never crashed and is fast as hell.
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When I was growing up, we were taught NEVER to call someone's home AFTER 7:00pm. . . . . . .even one family member to another! What say YOU?
I was brought up to not disturb people if there wasnt good reason.
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What does it mean when you and your kids mom are not 2ghter but when round each other we still have sex and oral sex she could have a boyfriend and still do it does it mean she still love me r want to get back wit me
I have a friend that is in this exact situation with her man, he still comes around to get some, she always says yes because she wants him back, he just shows up because he can, not because he wants her back.
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A friend asked me, as an awkward joke, to be his girlfriend.. no idea how to joke back but still tell him I'm not interested.
Tell him, only if you give me "butt love" right here right now.
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If you were to wake up in the morning with nothing to do that day...what would be your first thought?
OH man my arm is gonna be sore.
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Is a girl considered horny if she masturbates more then 5 times a day? how many times a day or week or month is considered normal for a girl?
What is normal, as many as you can fit into your schedual, most women are just affraid or ashamed to do what they really want.
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I have one million dollars to give you, but you have 24 hours to spend it and you get ten million to spend on what you wish. The catch is that you can not buy cars, real estate, boats, property or planes. How would you do it?
Buy guns and ammo and hunting supplies, then to the jewelry store for my wife and girlfriends, then some high priced hookers, a trip or 2 and sone new threads, then last but not least, a stop by the porn shop.
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Should you get your FWB a birthday present? If so what should it be?
Whats FWB? But a lap dance is always good, or a BJ. Or just bend over and tell him "DO it".
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Would you be interested in going crocodile hunting?
Hell yes.
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I like it when you....?
Make me cum.
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What is the worst thing a guy can say when she asks "Does this dress make me look fat?"
"OMG, yes, your so fat...I think I'm going to be sick"
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Is Alcatraz now a huge tourist attraction?
Not huge, but a little, I have been there.
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Are you brave enough to say the things you feel and know out loud and to the world?
Yes, if you dont like it, take a hike.
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Will my parents` car insurence increase if i get a learners permit?
If it is 21st insurance, no, not untill the actual license is handed to you.
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Guys would you rather have sex? or respect?
If you are great at sex, you will get respect, or atleast a mile long like of chicks, then who cares about ummm, ummm, what was it again?
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Hey man, you shouldn't do that. Don't you know you'll stain the carpet?
Yeah but I have to squirt it somewhere.
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WHAT MAKES WOMEN HAPPY?
Huge meat.
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Why do different race men have different size penis'? Is it a race thing?
Yes, god gave niggers big cocks because he felt bad for putting crotch hair on their head.
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What is the white smoke like sustance slt water aquarium snails expell?
Exhaust from their ummm, wee wacky woohoo.
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Which is the best fresh fish.
Trout, halibut, stergeon.
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Why is it that sometimes I want to choke the very life out of my husband, and sometimes I love him to death and can't live with out him. Do all married people feel that way or is it just me?
No, it's just you, you are a bad evil sorry excuse for a wife, LOL. Nah, its all of us. LOL.
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Do women like to watch 2 men have sex
MY wife and her sister both like it, I think it is something in their genes.
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"If you give a mouse a cookie, he's going to ask for a ___ of milk."
"big fucken jug"
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What is your favorite trash to read?
Well I wouldn't call it trash, but anything necked, of course I guess I don't really read it either.
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I've been doing a lot of surfing on the web lately, and my question is: "Why is it that many British People dislike Americans?"
Because we are prettier, have better teeth, we dont smell, and are more intelligent.
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When you are a drive up fast food place and you drop change on the ground, do you leave it or get out and pick it up? (Just change such as a quarter or dime)
Depends, is there enough room for me to open the door, if it is pennies, drive thru or drug store or grocerie store, they wind up in the parking lot anyways, I hate pennies.
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Tell me something that you can do day in and day out without getting tired...?
Sex.
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If breakfest and lunch is called brunch........then what is lunch and dinner?
Dinner #1.
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Have you ever worn an apron?
Yes, Hot oil is no good on your pecker.
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What does it mean when it’s “not your place” to do something?
It means, shut the fuck up and dont worry about it.
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If you were asked to choose a movie which you feel either defines WHO you are, or, one which you feel DEFINES what life is all about, which movie would you choose, and why?
American History X
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When do you know you are overweight? ....
My uncle used to say "when you cant see your pecker or feet".
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Either I'm just dense or guys just don't like me. I'm fairly smart, active in school, and people don't seem turned off by my looks. I don't know if it's because I act cold towards guys, I'm half black, etc. But guys never seem interested in me. Why?
Post a pic, we will tell you if it is your looks.
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Is anyone still with their childhood/high school sweetheart?
Yes, 10 years later still together.
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If your parents weren't your parents, and you met them one day, do you think you'd get along with them as friends? Taking into consideration their personality, etc.
No, I am not a friendly person, so I would have never gave them the time of day.
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How do you stop love?
Not even in death can you stop love.
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I am a very shy girl around guys but of course when u drink its a different story lol..i put myself out there especially for this one guy. i know i will b drunk n he might be there i want to do something but i dont want it to be awkward any help?
Does he know you want him, does he want you?
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How do you overcome lust?
Do it with the one you lust for, I havent gotten over the one I lust for in the 10 years I have known her.
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Yo, your wife spent the night with me last night, you ok with that?
Yeah sure why not, are you still dehydrated?
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Sex before marriage: Yay or Nay?
Yay yay yay yay yay yay.
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Have you ever made love in the water?
Yes, many times, in the ocean, in the lake, in the pool, in the hot tub.
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Recently developed a craving for oral sexwith strange guys. I am not attracted to them I just want their sperm.I am straight and not in a relationship. will 6-8 loads a day hurt my stomach, and is this normal?
No it wont hurt you, I am a very large cummer and have had oral marathons with my wife where she takes many many loads into her mouth in a day, she never cumplained at all.
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Where is your spot? This question goes for guys too.
Lots of good places, but just behind the hole on the head of my dick, rub it and I will colapse, and yes I am cut and no I am by no means an early cummer.
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I stole a pair of my sisters used panties and im jerking of to them have you guys done this?
No but I probably would if I met your sister.
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How do you feel when some new ABer calls you a name?
Whatever, what a dumbass.
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Have you tried massage therapy for injuries or general aches and pains?
yes, what a load of crap.
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How must Michelle and Jim Bob Duggar of Arkansas with 18 children managing their intra-family relationships? How would you like to have a large family of your own?
It makes it alot easier if the kids are kind and respectful, takes alot less energy and time to deal with each one. Also, with no tv or things of that nature it makes the kids less demanding, they understand the simplicities of life when they arent raised by bullshit that is so confusing in todays world.
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What makes a man really angry?
Get him hot and bothered, then leave him hangin, or well I guess I should say hard.
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I can't purchase a vibrator or any kind of sex toy so what object could I use to masturbate?
Fruits and vegies, phone in a rubber, back massager from the drug store.
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Do you have a fear that our last few presidents [Including our current one] havnt been working for the best interest of the American people?
I know our most recent one doesnt give a shit about the good, he just wants to get all the white people out of high up places, and take away our guns and rights. Make it easier for people who havent done shit, who havent contributed, who sneak in and take advantage of the system.
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Would you drive the Hummer HX?
Right to the dealership to trade it in for a real car.
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What drink, which has alcohol, do you most often drink?
Hmmmm, a mojito, margaritas, coors and whiskey strait up, all about the same for me.
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Do you always date the same "kind of person"?
I did, otherwise known as the slut. Gotta love a dirty slut, nothin better.
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My boyfriend calls me names like bitch,slut,whore,ugly,fat,skank,smelly,tramp,etc.But he says that he is just joking and he doesnt mean it.Well I dont take it as a joke,and I take very seriously.Do you think that Im overreacting?Would you take it as joke?
Yes I do, but my wife and I have that type of relationship, its all in good fun.
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What girls think about themselves?
Alllllllllllllllllllllllllll.
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What's one TV show you consider trash?
America's got tallent, and octomom.
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Favorite mike jackson moment?
Havent had 1 yet, but I know it will be when everyone stops talking about that stupid ass child molesting mother Fu#@er.
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How do you reformat a computer? I want to redo the entire computer.
As far as I know you will need the discs it came with for formating, and cleaning and restoring.
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Why we black womens break the silence, stop the violence black women are abused at a rate 35 percent higher than that of white women? how come what does it mean?
One word, INTELLIGENCE.
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Is there anything you can't say no to?
Sex, I can try as I might but I cannot say no to sex.
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If you won the mega millions jackpot, approximatley what percentage would you donate to charity, if any?
None, the fact is that the people asking you to donate will get more of your donation than the poor kids of africa or whatever you are donating to.
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This sounds crazy but im 16 and i want to know if im infertile, not that i want a baby now, but i am on the pill and when i start the 1st pill on a new pack i stupidly use no prtection but i never seem get pregnant is there any sugestions why?
Those are designed to be safe for the whole cycle, you take pills that have the meds in them for 3 weeks, then you take sugar pills for a week allowing you to have a period, you are very low on the scale of fertility durring and right after your period, that is why.
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By age 16, how many partners had you had?
Somewhere between 30-40, started at the ripe old age of 10, and ended with ober 50 by age 18, met my now wife then and she was the last, so far.
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What do you have in your emergency preparedness/survival kits?
Cash, batteries, flashlights, medical supplies, flares, light sticks, clothes, blankets, food, water, rope, bleach, peroxide, alcohol, ammunition and guns.
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What site has you type in the size of a file, choose the modem speed and when you press “Submit,” it tells you how long the download would take?
Well the site I go to tells you your speed, and approx how long it will take to download a specific size, like mp3 and video files. http://speedtest.net/
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Have you ever opened and drank or ate food at the store before paying for it?
At most, a 20oz bottle of soda at the register.
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Couples in a relationship, how long can they go without having sex?
With us, less than a day.
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What is the largest age difference in dating acceptable by you?
Age isnt a big thing to me, but it also depends on what their age is, are they under age?
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What type of avatar are you most likely to view a close-up of?
Yours, or anything necked or sexy.
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Whats something you might buy in pairs?
Hookers, and maybe a keet, as in pairakeet, LOL.
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What something you would put on a bagel?
Cream cheese.
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Do you play with precum? I produce a ton of it.Wife puts it under and around her eyes, mine too. I like to squeeze it out of my cock onto her clit or asshole, then lick it off. Good and slippery, no taste.
Not to sure about the eye thing but yes it is great as I produce a large amount as well.
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How much money would you need to be offered before you'd 69 an adult grizzly bear?
Depends, is it tame, LOL.
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Have any men here licked their own cum off of their partners body?
I have more times than I can count.
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Can a 60 year woman get pregnant, she says she can
Yes she can.
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Don't you think Kendra Wilkinson is really hot pregnant? She's a super MILF lol
She is pretty hot.
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Should I give up on dating people think I am ugly and I have no self esteem as it is I can't find a lover or someone who I connect with should I just get a pet and not ever go out anymore?
Get a pet and visit the beast section.
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Do men like to eat girls out?
Yes, I love it.
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If I perfromed oral sex on my boyfriend is it safe for me to swallow the sperm or would I have to get my stomach pumped like the rapper Lil Kim?
Aside from STD's, his seed/baby batter/spunk/jiz/cum is cumpletely safe to eat, drink, slurp, savor or taste.
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Would you take cash for sex?
Sure.
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Would you ever become a swinger with your s/o?
yes, we both want to.
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How long were you with your s/o until you had sex?
Couple of hours, we have now been married for 9 years.
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The last time you had a wedgie did you fix in public or hold out for a private place?
Dont wear undies so no wedgie for me, but when my nuts or dick get stuck to my leg, or get stuck somewhere else I fix it then and there.
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Next to your avatar there is a word "by" how do you create a sentence next to it?
you change your name to the sentence.
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Is bestiality wrong?
Depends, are you rapping a female dog, or being rapped by a male dog?
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What's the best thing to do in the rain?
Sex, its fun.
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Circumcised vs. non circumcised? does it make a difference? how many men are and how many arent?
I am cut but wish I wasn't, my son is uncut.
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If you live with girls that are other then your family will your menstrul cycles be around the same time?
Yes.
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What was the best thing you ever ate?
So many girls to choose from, cant possibly decide on 1.
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What would you say "if" I told you that I've or I have dated someone or a girl who is 8 yrs. younger than me?Now I'am 20 yrs. old as for those of you who might know already and for those of who might not know,I'am 20 she is 12?ahahahhaa?
For 90% of the population, that is way to young, the other 10%, I have known young girls that were ready for a age difference like that.
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What restaurant has the best hamburgers/cheeseburgers?
Here, Phat Burger.
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What would cause my 1994 chevy g10 4.3L van not to get power to the fuel pump?
A short somewhere, a computer problem, a bad ignition switch.
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When you masturbated the first time, did you know what you were doing?
I knew exactly what I was doing.
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Guys - What would you do if a guy asked if he could suck on your cock
Depends on my mood and who it was.
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Has your lady ever tried to do something to your ass? What did she do?
You name it, she has done it.
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Am I wrong for telling my husband to get a bj from our gay friend? I hate it so much, I told him it would be ok for our gay friend (who offered) to do it.
Why would you tell him to do that if you dont like it, other than that there is nothing wrong with it.
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Where do you stash your porn, so that the kids cant find it?
We dont stash it, our kids know what porn is and know it isnt for them.
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Have you ever sent a nude photo/video of yourself to anyone via internet of texting?
Yes, many times, I am not shy about showing what I have.
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Should i let my boyfriend pee in my butt or it is dangerous? we've been dating for 2 1/2 years, so i trust him, but i'm worried it could be bad for me!?
Urine is not bad, it is sterile, peeing in your but sounds so sexy and hot. Peeing in your pussy sounds so hot and fun as well. The only thing that could be bad is that it will act like an enima. But you should be able to hold it long enough to have alot of fun. Let me know what it was like for you, trying to convince my wife to have some fun of this nature.
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Is putting soap in a 10 year old child's mouth for telling his mom to shut up acceptable?
I see no problem with it.
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Do you have any souvenirs from your first lover? A letter, a lock of hair or anything?
Yeah, herpes, sifilis, ghonneria. LOL, not even but it sounded like a good answer, or atleast a funny one.
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Why do kids get sick so much?
Because most kids parents aren't intelligent enough to teach them how not to be disgusting and clean.
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What shouldn't you do during a driving test?
Sex maybe.
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The death of which celebrity do you think would finally result in completely knocking Michael Jackson reports off the news?
He isn't dead. http://poststuff2.entensity.net/082609/flash.php?media=mj.flv
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The dog next door always comes in our yard and pees. Now large portions of grass are dead as a result. How do we humanely keep him from doing this. We don't want to put up a fence or cause a rift with the neighbor. We tried red pepper flakes - didn't work
If you must be human use a sling shot or bb gun, wont really hurt the dog but he will get the picture.
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Who here owns a Sword? if so What type?
I have a couple, they are both high dollar samarai swords.
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What is something people might buy in bulk?
Ammunition or reloading supplies.
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Rib Steak, T-Bone Steak, Sirloin Steak, Tenderloin or none of the above because I am a vegitarian? Which would you choose?
Filet mignon. Are you married, or have a bf, if so you cant cumpletely be a veg.
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What is the name of your favorite slot machine?
I dont want to say my wifes name on here, but she has a great slot and is a machine.
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Whats the worst thing a girl can do while flirting?
Pick her nose, start flirting with someone else.
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If you had to live on a deserted island for the rest of your life, but you could take one thing, whatever you wanted. what would it be?
Assuming there is a food and water source, my wife, or someone else that cant get enough sex.
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Steak or cake?
STEAK, all the way.
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Is it proper to say "excuse me" when passing gas?
No, you are supposed to look at the nearest person and say "Oh shit, damn dude" then walk away.
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He always calls me, but doesn't say much on the phone. I am expected to make all the conversation? Does he enjoy listening to me talking about random stuff? I feel like he isn't interested.
When I call a girl I dont really care how much we talk, I am fine with just being on the phone with her and a little conversation is great, but yes I more like it when she talks.
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Your in an all white rooms with no doors or windows what do you do?
Admire the simplicity and cleanliness.
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In one word your thoughts on the oppisite sex?
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!
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You look in a dumpster what do you find?
I don't look in the dumpsters but I would guess you would find trash.
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How do i get it through my guys head that when he constantly slaps me on the bum and grabs me, it does NOT make me want him?? It makes me want to hit him! I had told him over and over again.. he doesnt get it!
Hey, long time no speak. Sorry you are having trouble. Explain to him that the more gentle he is the hotter it makes you, use sex.
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You're driving in the middle of the night,there's a naked hitchhiker with a guitar,holding a sign stating that if you give him a ride he will play your favorite songs. Would you give him a ride?
I would give his necked girl friend a ride, but he can walk.
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How long have men been obsessed with naked women?
I think since I was ripped from the loins of 1.
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My husband just called me a stupid, stinky, pig faced, crack whore, dummy head. What could this mean?
"Stupid stinky pig faced crack whore dummy head", I think it means you married a 5 year old.
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If youhad the choice to pick who you want to have sex with in a porno and get paid for it, would you do it? Why or why not?
I would go for it, doing my favorite thing and getting paid for it, why not.
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Men: How does it change you view of a girl if she is too forward/throws herself at you?
Define throws herself at you, just because she knows what she wants and goes for it doen't make it bad, not to me anyways.
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What would you do if I gave you an indian burn?
Well, if a motorcycle accident could rub through my skin neither could you so I wouldn't worry much.
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Does having someone lick your face turn you on? I see that in movies sometimes, and it totally grosses me out!
Depends on the girl and the situation, if she does it sexy and seductive,like with just the tip of her tongue, and on the side of the face or across my lips then yes please do. If its full tongue from my jaw to my hair line, or from my chin all the way up the front of my face, no. Thats not something a guy should ever do btw. A guys tongue can be used in other places much better.
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What would you do if I......pinched your butt?
I would reach my hand around your waist and pull you close.
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Do you feel cheap waiting to get a penny in change from a cashier when there is a line of people behind you?
No because most cashiers want to get rid of the change because they say the drawer wont balance at the end of the day if they dont hand out the proper change.
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Men: What is TOO forward in your book? When has a girl taken it to far to the point that you're turned off?
Not sure, I like a pretty aggresive girl, give me some examples.
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I like for my fiancee to pee in me when we make love. is this wrong and does anyone else like doing this?
I dont see a problem with it, I also want to do this with my wife but she always says no.
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WHEN DOES SPERM EJACULATE
Sperm can be created at an early age, I got curious and put some of my seed on my microscope glass when I was 8 and I had swimmers then, I have been cumming since I was 7. I first had sex at 10. As for when as in when you are suirting, pre cum has swimmers so just about anytime. My wife and I have put my precum on a glass for a microscope as well as just fluid I had leaked during the day for...
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Do you like to shoot onto your own face or in your mouth , when you cum? Does your lady do it to you? I always try to get my husband in the face or mouth whenever I give him a hj.
I dont normally try and shoot myself but she does all the time, she loves to get me with my own spudge, then she likes to lick it offf of me or feed it to me.
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How old were u when u lost ur virginety sorry about the spelling
10 for sex.
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What is something that goes with a cold beer?
About 10 other cold beers, then maybe some pizza, or BBQ chicken or steaks. Pork skins and bean dip.
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What is something you might find in a Motel/Hotel Room?
That depends, do you have a blacklight handy?
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Yesterday, we were interviewing a 16 year old girl for a receptionist position in our office who brought her mother, who insisted in sitting in at the interview. Do you think this is appropriate?
If you want to hire a minor you should expect to see a parent or 2 in the interniew with them.
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How often do you shower, and Do you wash your hair every time you shower?
2-4 times a day, I have a shaved head so it gets washed with gillette body wash just the same as the important stuff.
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How close have you ever actually been to a live, uncaged opossum, raccoon, or other wild animal? (fish when fishing doesn't count) What was it, and what did you do?
When I was younger I caught a wild possum and made it a pet, couldnt handle it but I had it caged till it died. Then and now I hunt everything that moves, I also snare alot of things now.
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Is Batman a vampire, have you ever seen him eat food?
Yes, in the very first movie he is eating soup, in the room he said he doesnt think he had ever been in.
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Okay..so I'm in to pulling pranks on people. What are some great pranks?
Put your dildo near them or like in their lips and snap some pics.
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A random person texts you at 4AM and says "comeoutside." What do you do?
I will put the 45 in my belt and grab the mossberg 590, the 45 holds 10 rounds per clip, the 590 is a short barreled 12 guage pump that holds 9 rounds 3" 00buck. You want me to come outside at 4am, lets go.
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Did one of your parents want name you something different than your current name?
My wife and I had twins 2 years ago, the boy was to be named wesley, but I didnt care for it, we have alot of paper work with wesley on it, they were preemie so there is a fair amount of it, but by the time the birth certificate was sighned he was named wyatt, so we have paper work with wesley on it and the rest is all wyatt.
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How often do you have breakfast?
every few weeks.
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What are some remarkably bad pick-up lines you know of, that you can find, why they're bad, and how you yourself would react to it?
Let's you and me baby, do it like they do on the discovery channel.
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What's one famous person named Paul, or Peter?
Rob peter to pay paul.
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What if there was no money left on earth, what would happen?
LOL, Mad Max, Barter Town.
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A few days ago the silencer at the end of my exhausts on my 125cc chopperstlye bike came loose. i removed it. it seems to have less power going up hills. if i dont get it fixed will it have less power overall or effect the engine in anyway otherway?
Some say that an engine has an exhuast that is tunned to the engine for performance, and that if you change it you will lose power, and also that an engine needs a certain amount of back pressure to work properly, that if the engine doesnt have the proper back pressure it can burn valves and run incorectly and even cause burnt heads and warped pistons and engine over heating, plus you wont be...
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Whats the best smell in the world?
Vanilla, cherry, lavender, and just perfumes and the smell of conditioners and shampoos and hairsprays in general.
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After you give birth how long does it take for your big round baby belly to go down?
More baby questions, are you or could you be thinking about being preg or trying to get preg?
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Which part of sex do you enjoy most:
undressing, foreplay, penetration,thrusting, climax.
I know we enjoy them all, but which ONE do you enjoy MOST?
Thrusting, love the way she twitches and moans and claws at me and the bed or whatever she can get her hands on.
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Is it weird to not wear underwear
Not to me, I havent worn them since I was 12.
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Am i sick if i want to be nude all the time even when driving?
I dont think so, it makes perfect sence to me, maybe we are both sick, I dunno.
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If you kept your front yard messy, could your neighbors sue you for pulling down their property values?
Possibly, but I know they can have the city site you for eye sores.
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Blood donors..what kind of goodies do you get when you go give blood at your blood bank?We got movie passes and a coupon for a free cookie from Mrs Fields last time.
Oj, a cookie, 50 bucks and a coupon for a pint of baskin robins ice cream.
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What's an unusual job?
Animal Semen collector.
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Do you think that all terrorists should lose their human rights if they are caught? They go round trying to murder people and when they are caught they cry like babies about their human rights.
Rights, they should have the same rights the people they killed have, none.
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I am trying to become pregnant, but my husband ejaculates outside, what to do, he does not want me to be pregnant, but i do want, any idea without letting him know, please.
Tie him up for some dirty sex, then get on and dont stop till he pumps you full.
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How old was your first sex partner?
she was 12.
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Ladies: Ever had a guy cum so much that you could not swallow it all?
Most of the women I have been with have a problem getting it all (over 50 girls). After I was with my wife for 2 years she has finally got the hang of it, she can finish the load without spilling a drop I would say 8 out of 10 times. Yes I am a huge cummer.
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How often do you and your partner make love and what are your ages and marital status?
4+ times a day, she is 24, I am 28, we have been married for 9 years and have 5 kids.
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Ladies, do you like when your man cums alot? Or do you prefer just a little?
She says she does and I surely hope so, its not like I can cum less, lol.
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On a scale of 1 to 10 (1 being the least, 10 the most), how horny are you right now?
about a 7...nope 8...now its a 9, damn I got to go.
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At what age did you stop having wet dreams? Or do you still have them?
Still have them, but I think most of the time it is my wife doing it when she notices me get hard while asleep. I say this because I have woke up while she was workin it for me.
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Guys; how old were you the first time you gave oral sex to a gal? And, do you do it a lot now?
I was 9 or 10, and I do everyday atleast once.
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How long does it take you to achieve orgasm?
I always time mine around hers, I can be ready after just a couple min but waite for her, then we both do at the same time or real close together, and that is about 10 min to an hour after we start.
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Is she a pedophile if she fantasizes about being a little girl,& wants to call her husband or boyfriend daddy & if she thinks about him having sex with a young girl but never really wants him to, it's just herself in the role? What causes this?
No she isnt, I think this is the most common fantacy among women.
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Guys, do you rember how old you were when had your first orgasm?
I was 7, but the first with sex wasnt untill I was 10.
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Does your husband ever eat you after he cums in you? every now and then mine does, its great for me, just wondering what he gets out of it?
It is just freakin great, she loves it, and I love it, I do atleast once a day.
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Is it normanl for a 13 year old to watch porn?
yes it is completely normal, watch all you like.
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Guys, do you think a dirty girl (a girl who is willing to try almost anything sexual) is great to hang with? would you want to marry a dirty girl? or would you prefer a girl who is innocent, unknowing, and a virgen?
Dirty is always better, I married a freak/dirty girl and it was the best choice i have ever made. We have been married for 9 years and it is only getting better, we also have 5 kids so no it isnt all about sex.
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I am 125 pounds, wear a size one pants but have a 32DD bra. i try and work everyday for a least an hour. somedays i feel good, and some i feel really fat, am i just unsecure or scared to get fat?
Is this supposed to be a joke, sounds like a joke because you talk about how small you are but also how big your cheast is. If this is really what you look like you should model if you have a cute face.
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Whats a good way to beat off?
someone once told me to do it with sandpaper, well let me tell you it isnt very good, not very good at all, just trust me on that one.
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Look around, what is the first red object you see?
wifes thong on the computer desk next to me.
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My girl friend left me because my parents stopped giving money 2 me wat shuld i do.........
get a job
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I am 16 teen do you think its weird that i masturbate when my boy friend tellls me too?
Not wierd at all.
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Is it good to eat different foods stuffed in vagina? like strawberries, grapes etc. Is it harmful for vagina? Is it ok to drink urine which comes out at the time of orgasm?
Yes they tatse good but the sugar can cause a yeast infection but still not a big deal, just make sure to wash after and maybe apply some yeast cream the next day. Urine is steril, but it has harmful amounts of things in it that your body didnt want, but you could still drink a fair amount with no problems, like whatever she could produce durring a sex. Also, and orgasm isnt always urine, it is...
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Guys: what is it really like to eat a girl out?
imagine the fatest juiciest peach you have ever seen, then dive in and feel its velvety texture, its lucious juices, oh damn, just got hard, got to go, will tell you the rest later.
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Do you practice safe sex?
no, unless she is pregnant, then it is always safe sex, its not like she can get pregnant
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How many women use a shower head for pleasure?
my wife does
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Is the Sybian worth the money
yes, because you dont have me.
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Do you like being woken up for sex or with your s/o touching you to get you started?
both are great
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What do aliens want with human butts, anyway?
They are trying to figure out why I like then so much, I dont know why they are probing dudes though, just to be mean I think.
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What would you do if your neighbor locked himself out of the house without any pants on?
First, take pictures for blackmale purposes, you know, just incase I needed them, then if he had the balls to come to my house I might let him have a towel and use the phone.
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How naughty are you? Take the quiz ~ see my answer below for more details.
835.50
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Do your orgasmic vaginal contractions tend to pull the penis in or push it out?
my wifes tries to push me out, but when I dont let her it makes her even more crazy.
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Do you ever have sex before you go to work in the mornings !!
Lmao, yes, always atleast once but usually 2 or even 3 times.
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Do men Wax if so what part of the body
My wife has waxed me, ass, cock, bikini area, and yes my balls. OUCH.
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How long does sex last?
aquicky for us, less than 5 min. The average for us, 30-60min. A marathon, several hours.
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Im 17 & on birth control. i have taking it for a year. whenever my boyfriend & i have sex, he always pulls out. he doesnt like condoms. he is paranoid about getting me pregnant. i tell him not to pull out cuz its more romantic. how can i tell him not to?
you get ontop, ride him till he cums.
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Is it wrong to masturbate with your sister's bras?
yes, but i guess its better than using her thongs.
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My boyfriend gave our friend a blow job while i was in the shower and when i got out the friend asked if he could watch me masterbate while he blows my boyfriend. What would you say?
go for it, you only live once.
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To the guys: Would you have sex with another man, being the catcher, for $1,000,000?
Sure why not, I would imagine it would be over quick as I have a virgin ass.
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How often do you masturbate? Be honest.
have been known to do it a few times an hour, I have a very very very quick recovery time, just ask my wife.
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Whats the oldest person u have slept with and what was ur age at the time?
I was about 15 and I believe she was 49, but she had the body of a 20 yearold, was freakin amazing.
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Milk filled boobies OR Dry boobies?
love them both
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Do girls care if boys were underwear and how do u now if a girl wants to have sex
I havent worn underwear or anything like that since i was 12, been 15 years now and have never had a complaint.
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In general, do most men get enough blowjobs from their women, and would men receive a blowjob from a stranger (male or female) just to receive the pleasure?
I get plenty of head from my wife compared to most but I still want more and yes i would let a stranger blow me, it feels great.
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Do you get oral before sex every time?
probably 90% of the time yes. Then maybe 50% of the time afterwards too.
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Ok guys, you are eating her pussy, she is cumming, you are really getting into it, and then she farts. Wat is your reaction?
No reaction, no biggie, is to be expected as she loses control of her body.
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How often do you masterbate and does your partner know when you do it
atleast 4 times a day but as much as a dozen times a day, my wife knows I do it a lot but doesnt always know when. we also have sex several times a day.
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Did you engage in oral sex before losing your virginity?
yes, I was 10 and she was 12.
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When excited, my clitoris becomesthe size of my erect nipple. Is this normal, too small, or too large?
Its bigger than average but nothing wrong with it at all. Sounds great.
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I have been on 80 mg ocs for a while and i am prescribed alot but run out and then pay alot for them and i am sick of it. rock bottom sucks and i would HAVE SO MUCH MORE MONEY BUT I AM GONNA TRY SUBOXONS AND XANAX. HEARD IT WORKS?
My sister took suboxan, worked great for her.
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Any women like it when a guy cleans up his own creampie?
My wife loves it.
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Guys: do you like the feeling of being hard? Girls: do you like the feeling of being wet?
Love being hard, my wife and I added it up a few times and including during sleep I am hard for 12 hours+. She says I get hard immediatly when I go to sleep and it stays up all night.
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When I lost my virginity at 20yo, I was sex-obsessed for a year. Now I only feel like it about once a week. Is that normal?
I started jerking it at the age of 7 and was obssesed since then, then became sexually active at 10 and went really crazy. I now average 4+ times a day plus self gradifacation.
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How many times will you masturbate today?
3 for sure but as many as 10.
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Are you always horny?Even in serious situations I always find my mind wandering to sex.
Yes, the situation does not matter to my penis.
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Is it possible for a 7th Grader to produce semen (Ejaculation)?
Yes, I had ejaculate from the age of 7.
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Me and My girlfriend Starting having sex about a month ago, We both lost our virginity to on another, But how do I know if my Penis's Length is long enough that it's Satisfying my Girlfriend?
Ask her everygirl is different. They say the vagina only has nerves for the first 2-3 inches and after that it is purely mental.
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What's something that makes u horny?
Everything, seriously. I can turn anything into something about sex. ANYTHING!!!
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Okay, i am getting a little mad at everyone who is so agaist MJ...he had a hard life and did the best he could...put yourself in his shoes could of you done any better? He was the KING of POP and i think you should give him credit.
Do any better how, cuter boys to molest or what?
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Would you allow your 19 year old daughter to travel 1000 miles alone to see a friend?
ALLOW, why do I have a say in my 19 year old daughters life, she is an adult now.
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When dining in a restaurant, part of your meal is not satisfactory, would you bring it to someones attention, or just pay up and not bother going back to the restaurant again?
The way I am, the whole meal would be free and the next meal would also be on the house.
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If I struck you with a bowstaff what would be your reaction?
Draw my 45 and stick it so far up your nose you would shit yourself and drop the staff that looks so small now. Then I would beat your ass.
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How many times has your computer crashed this week?
Big fat zero.
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Be creative. If you were homeless and had to stand on a street corner with a cardboard sign, what would you write?
I would write a long life story and then at the end it would say "I am so glad you are such a sucker you read this whole thing while my partner snuck up on you to hijack your stupid rich ass. Ha ha".
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What is a good game to keep your kids occupied on a road trip?
I great game called "shut the hell up and sit still before I backhand your ass". LOL.
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Can someone guess the ethnicity based on this photo?
Hmmm, maybe greek.
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What's another name for a girl that like to have relations with many different men?
Depends on what thier birth name is. It is still the same. Whats wrong with doing what you like?
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When you eat your dinner, do you sit at a table, or eat it off your lap,
LOL, sitting here eating a late dinner. I will have to blow out the keyboard when I am done, again.
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If I wear this little bag on a belt in the front and call it a frontal pack, is it still considered uncool like fanny packs of the 80's?
yes, lol.
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Is anything ever the government's fault?
Well, its either all their fault, or nothing is their fault. Take your pick.
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Name a movie that is so bad that its good?
Superbad, Juno, Nepolian Dynomite.
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Things you should NOT say on a first date.....
I have warts.
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What was the first chapter book or chapter book series you read as a child?
Goosebumps, by R.L. Stine.
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If you really hate a certain food, how often do you prepare it for a loved one that immensely enjoys it? Do you cook it only when they request it or regularly, never?
I cook it whenever she want or when I think she would enjoy it.
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How would you react if you found a rare dinosaur bone?
Mine mine mine mine mine mine... who wants to buy it?
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What do you like whipped cream on? And do you prefer Cool Whip, or the canned kind?
A necked body, and I like the canned kind because of the insertion nozzle.
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What kind of relgious influence will be at the funeral service for Michael Jackson?
Not sure, whatever one child molesters worship I would guess.
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Fill-in: Let's all______!
Screw
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Its only been one Day but is Anyone else "SICK" of all the Michael Jackson Questions?
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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What lessons have you learned from watching cartoons?
that if you run off a cliff you stay suspended in the air for a few seconds, and sometimes can run on air back to land.
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When you are clicking around on the mouse of your computer, what are you doing with your other hand?
Ummmm, thats personal. LOL. Just fidling with my other fingers.
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Do you think Micheal Jackson will make a come back this year?
Yes, his death will cause his music and memorabilia to become very popular again.
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Can eatting seafood fish make you lose weight?
Yes, look at the chineses and japanese, they eat lots of fish and noodles.
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If you were writing the user manual for a hairdryer, what would one of the warnings in bold black letters, be?
Do not dry and bathe at the same time, may cause severe electricution or even death.
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When your relationship is stressed mainly because of no money, what is something you can do together that is cheap or free?
Sex
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Why do most men always make the least attractive woman their girlfriend or wife yet try and go after the "HOT" women?
Because we still dream, LOL. Also because the "hott" ones usually arent the type to settle down and be a great wife/mother.
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What would you do if you were invisible and could get away with it?
LOL, go to wherever there are necked chicks.
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At what age did you lose your virginity or haven't you yet? And what age are you now?
10
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When a woman has an orgasm does it turn you on when she literally squirts?
Well ya!!!
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Do you think a "BIG" clit is attractive or a turn off?
Bigger than me, NO. Larger than normal, sure.
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What would you do if an alien walked into your room right now?
I would ask it a question. "Can you use lube this time, last time I couldnt crap for a week"?
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Is there a man out there who wants to be a cuckold male or husband?
Haven't actually done it yet but we want to.
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Miley cyrus could quite possibly be one of the hottest girls ever! do you agree?
She is getting closer.
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Guys, Do you prefer breasts that are creamy white or do you like them tanned?
Creamy white or with tan lines, or tanned, but I would never turn down a breast...or two.
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Would you date a Canadian?
I am married to one.
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Would having a million dollars solve most of your problems?
It would solve all of my problems.
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I have a 1994 chevy 1500 350 motor. my driver side brakes was getting hot so I had someone replace my rotor, brake pads, and calipor. but the tire and rim still get hot. what could it be?
Could be the pins the pads slide on, could be the wheel bearings are worn, could be the proportioning valve.
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Could you survive without any friends?
Yup, and do.
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Does your ethnicity affect your life in any significant way?
ya, I cant get govronment grants and sympathy from others.
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If i agreed to buy you one thing only now, whatever the price was. What will you choose?
What a bunch of simple minded people, cars and diapers and candy. Buy me 1 ton of pure gold.
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A little introspection... If you had to Stereotype Yourself, what would be a fit for you!?
Anything that is x rated or anything that you call someone you hate.
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What did you do with your pet troll? I just got a troll at the end of last week here on AB, and he/she keeps downrating my answers... like a stray dog that won't go away... how do I get it to go away?
You kill it, then you hang it on your fence to warn others.
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What is your favorite line in a movie?
That's not a knife, this is a knife. Throw down boy. You may get me in a rush but not before I make your head into a canoe.
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What is at the center of your heart and mind?
Hmm, I'm not a doctor but I would say blood and tissue.
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Does any body know why an idiot will minus you on ab for a perfectly logical question?And + plus you for an idiotic?
You answered your own question, Idiots.
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My 95 ford taurus engine has been revving up when i come to a stop and continues to move even with my foot on the brake, only way to stop it is slam it in park and shut it off. Almost went through a store twice. Help, I'm scared to dri
Could be a fuel pump, or a sticky throttle cable, or a lot of other things. Could also be a throttle position sensor. The reason it lunges forward is because when the engine revs to the specified stall setting on the torque converter in the tranny it is like being direct drive, the converter locks up. Does it do it when you first start it, does it do it in park? Do the rpm's drop for a...
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Why do girls always go for the team you hate in sporting events?
Just to be difficult, LOL.
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What would you do if you were quarantined on board a cruise ship?
I could finaly do some things without someone else wondering in on me.LOL.
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Do women just not understand that most times guys really don't know what they did? I have seen alot get told " you know what you did", and they have no clue, as guys don't think about stuff like that. Thoughts?
If they want to play games like that I will play games to, so I say "yup, hope you liked it because I thought nothing of it".
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Can you judge a character of a man by looking at the soles of his feet?
A little, but his clothes and skinn and hair and attitude all together tells more.
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How long could you look at a women's eyes?
Depends on what she is doing that I'm not looking at.
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Why do teenage people get pregnant at a young age?
Ignorance.
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Good girls sleep alone. So what do you fellas think of that?
Just tell me where they are and they wont be alone anymore, LOL.
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Do you like to see a man's erect penis ejaculate his cum? Are you into watching a man shoot a large gooey load of his semen? Whether on film or during sex. I call it the event....especially if you are the reason for it.
When watching a porn, thats my favorite part, I time my load to his.
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Would you rather have sex with someone half your age or twice your age?
Hmmm, guess Ill have to say 2x. I'm kind of in a hard spot, lol, half my age is 14 and twice my age is 56, sucks.
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How disturbing is this video?
Try again, there is no video.
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How often do you and your partner make love and what are your ages and marital status?
4+ times a day and more than that on the weekend. Me 27, her 24, married for 9 years, 5 kids.
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Whos sexier? Miley Cyrus. Or Angelina Jolie?? :)
Miley Cyrus, she looks really good in the climb video. She is getting hot with her age now.
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How do I stop myself from masterbating?
Get a woman that wont let you do it by yourself.
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Have you ever pleasured yourself when a friend of yours was in the room with you? (either for them to watch or simply for your own gratification)
Yes, have many many times, some were on a bet, others on a dare and some just to do it because I thought it would be fun or funny to see what they would do.
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If your bf - gf asked you to wear a chastity belt would you?
Sure, whatever she wants, her wish is my command.
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Could I use my dildo (not vibrating kind, just plain) under water like in a bath? I have jelly-rubber one. Could all the plain dildos (not vibrators) be used under water or do you need to buy specific kind?
If they arent electric they will be fine, if you want a really good time buy a water proof one, now thats a good time.
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What do men like?
Anything necked and willing.
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What's the difference between using olive oil and vegetable oil when cooking? What's best for tater tots?
Vegetable oil is better for frying because the extreme heat needed will burn the olive oil and ruin the flavor.
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I like to be on my knees, What should I do?
Oh shit, take up bjing.
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...who or what has seduced you lately?...
Who or what? My dog seduced me about 20 minutes ago.
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Hi,I'm not trying to be gross of ne thing,but I want to see if you thnk my vagina is ugly.Like i think im pretty and stuff but dont really like it.Below i have links, i took a few pics of me,1 is a pic of me, i dont want n e 1 thinking im ugly. be nice.
Oh whatever, is this a joke, LOL, you are hot and I see no problem with your pussy, would dive in anytime. 216 also didnt work for me. Beautiful face and lips.
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Is it wrong of me to enjoy my wife going with other men
Not at all.
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What food have you added cum to for an added thrill? (drink, as a topping, ect...)
Ice cream, eggs in the morning, hot coco, milk, strawberries, banana.
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Since a bisexual man has more experience sucking a very large cock then a bisexual woman or a heterosexual woman how many of you heterosexual men would rather have a bisexual man deepthroat you then a bisexual woman or a heterosexual woman?
Who says they have more experience?
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Why is it illegal to sunbathe in my backyard? i tell the neighbor kid to stay away with his cellphone camera!
I didnt know it was.
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A question to couples who have been together for a long while. Does the spark go out for everyone? No more kisses, hugs, sweet things being said to eachother?
9 years this oct, I still make her blush quit often.
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If your spouse dies before you and you get remarried, who are you buried next to when you die?
There are a few things to think about in this situation, who did you love most, who did you have the most sex with, who did you have the best sex with, screw it, I will be buried next to my mistress. LOL.
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Do you have to have your clothes hangers all facing the same direction (as well as the clothes)?
Yes, doesn't everyone, they are also color coordinated according to the spectrum of color.
http://photo.net/photo/edscott/vis00010.htm
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Are you hot in bed?
After 3 hours of vigorous sex acrobatics everyone gets hot in bed, or is it just me?
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How long after courtship did you get married?
Close to 9 years but we had already had 5 kids.
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What's are the first 4, four-letter words that come to your mind?
Cunt, dick, titt, cock, cumm, sperm, anal, anus.
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For guys that have been with a larger woman (sexually) what are your thoughts?
Hot, what should they be?
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Do you like garlic in food?
Yup, garlic, onion, salt and chilli powder are my favorite.
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What are your views on girls making the first move?
So unbelievably hot.
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Can a man "in love" with his wife, still cheat on her
Yes, its not love or lack of love that makes a man or woman cheat.
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I'm planning on commiting suicide on live webcam on blogtv.com, who wants to watch?
Depends, how you going to do it?
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Your doctor called and he said you definitely have to eat more ______________!
um, pussy. I eat plenty but hey, he's the doctor.
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Is it me? or when you see parents shouting and screaming(and even swearing at times) at their kids in public do you find it very annoying?
Yes, that is something you are supposed to do when there are no witnesses. Like the saying, "I have patience when there are witnesses."
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Which do you prefer? A psychological thriller or gorefest?
A psychological gore fest is the best.
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Can you maneuver through your house if it is completely dark inside of it? I mean pitch black.
Yup, with my eyes closed. Just being pitch black isnt enough, I can see in the dark better than anyone I have ever met, and not by a little but a lot, like they can with dimm light.
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When having sex, my b/f comes before it even go's in, is there something wrong with him?
You are probably just sooper hot, LOL.
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A dog is truly a man's best friend.
If you don't believe it, just try this experiment. Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour. When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you?
I think my dog would be smiling after being in the trunk with her, lol. That was pretty good.
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How far along in pregnancy until the woman can feel her baby kick and move?
Between 18-20 weeks for the first preg, for a 2nd or 3rd or more you could expect to feel them playing with your insides like a squishy toy around 14-18 weeks.
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Doctor, while I am here, will you take a look at my _____________________?
foot, I stubed my toe and have an infection and am losing my toenail.
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Are there any ladies that would consider giving a guy a handjob in a public place? With some discretion of course! Stories please.
My wife has given me many hand jobs to say the least in places like movie theaters and public bathrooms and the gym.
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I am 19 years old.I have all the flaws of the word like-I have curly rough hair(mom dont allow to straight them). Dont have a good hairline. Hv a big forehead, big eyebrows, normal black eyes.in short I am socially and physically poor. can any1 help?
What is wrong with your hairline? You can pluck your eyebrows. I love dark eyes. How about your weight, how tall are you. What about your cup size? How about your feet?
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What movie do you first think of when you see the name, "Tom Cruise"?
Top gun baby, oh ya.
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Despite all of this racism, hatred and social, economic problems with whites/blacks I'm so attracted to white men for their personalities. Should I feel bad about this despite what they may think about black people?
I have certain thoughts about certain races but if I meet an individual that is a good person then I don't have those feelings about that one person, yes it is harder for me to allow them to get into my good graces but if I am treated fairly I am a good friend to have.
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Did you ever go after your secret crush?
No, my crush was and still is way out of my league.
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How to begin fuck?
depends, did you pay for it?
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How many calendars did you have to change today?
12
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Finish this sentence, I wish the world was_________________! no more than 3 words..
less populated.
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My rabbit had babies unexpectedly and her fur for the nest has to the floor and is soiled.I want to know what would a good sub for it? Please Hurry!! they may die.
My parents used to have a rabbit business, wood shavings/sawdust/pine bedding is the best substitute. You can get it at walmart or kmart or any pet store or feed store.
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Why do people call sex "the dirty deed"?
Because you aren't doing it right unless you get dirty or feel dirty after wards.
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What is the one sexual act that you know your partner would never do with you?
She will do anything I want, same for me as well.
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Is wanting to have sex with my mother in law considerd Incest?
Not at all.
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How to make my girl friend pregnant if she don't like it?
Dont try to do it your self, you will just screw it up and not in a good way, thats the bad news, the good news is that I will do it for free.
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Is there a movie you saw as a kid that scared the little socks right off of you? And perhaps scarred you for a while?
"It" by Stephen King.
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Do you eat sunny side-up eggs?
Yup, the sloppier the better, just like sex with a woman.
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Name 1 film that you enjoyed that much that you watched again or would watch again
Tombstone, American history x, Wyatt Earp.
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How much do you rely on your watch?
Not much, I have a great since of time.
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When is the last time you smoked a cigarette?
About 10 or 12 years ago, only smoked a few puffs, tasted like shit. Smoked a cigar about an hour ago, they taste great.
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How many doors in your house lock?
All accept the closet doors.
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Do you have your own definition of what a "thick" woman is?
I consider any girl with some meat on her to be thick, like Britney Spears, or Jessica Simpson, or Shawn Johnson, or Alicia Sacramone. All of them are so unbelievably hot, well Simpson not so much.
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Is human sperm/semen bad for you, if you should consume it?
It will cause no ill effects no matter what amount you consume.
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Do you have your own definition of what a "thick" woman is?
No but I love them.
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What shouldn't you do topless?
Nothing, everything is better topless.
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Why do we need to capitolize "black" so it is not offensive, but we don't capitolize "white"?
Because white people are racists, blacks are not racist at all. Because of the whites now everyone who uses that word is a racist, just like Mexicans saying brown pride, but if a white person says white pride he must be racist. If your white you are not allowed to be proud, but black brown yellow or whatever can be proud all they want.
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Can you describe the sound a cat makes, without using the words meow, and purrrr?
Same sound my wife makes when I stroke her cat just right, LOL.
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How to become good in SEX?
Practice practice practice.
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What's the deal about white men digging asian women more these days? And how come black women aren't considered desirable as much as their white and asian counterparts? I'm very curious to know your take on this.
This should some it up.
http://postarchives.entensity.net/122208/image.php?pic=evolution.jpg
http://postarchives.entensity.net/012309/image.php?pic=smile.jpg
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Finish this sentence.i can ________?
I can (do anything you can do better).
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Did you ever, when you were much younger, have sex with someone a lot older than you were? Was it as if the other person was showing you how it should be done?
I had already had dozens of lays but when I was about 14 or 15 I got to have the neighbor chick a few times, she was 49 or 50. She had the body of a 20-30 year old.
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Men, what is your favorite aspect of your penis? (girth, shape, feel, ect.)
I am cool with all the aspects of mine but I suppose the shape is the best, have a well defines head, drives them nuts.
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If asked would you wax a guy "down there"?
My wife waxes me ever so often.
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Guys: Have you ever gone up on your shoulders with your back against a wall or bed, positioned your cock above your face and jerked yourself off shooting cum into your own mouth?
I have done it a few times, my wife likes to watch and help, turns her on a lot.
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Whats sexier - chocolate syrup or whipped cream?
Whipped cream, if I was going to go with something sticky I would go for honey.
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Laidies would you let your guy go down on you while your ragging? Men would you go down on a women while she is ragging?
Used to but not so much anymore, it also depends on what the flow is like and did she just have a shower.
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I'm fine with the way I am now...but, is there a way I can make my cock HUGE?
Yes, use a magnifying glass.
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Do you, or would you, like your partner to wake you up to be tied and gagged for sex?
Sure why not, sounds like fun.
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What would you do if woke up only to realize you were missing your hands?
That would suck because I would never be able to figure out where I left them because I couldn't scratch my head to think.
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Sock sock shoe shoe or sock shoe sock shoe?
Socks then shoes, maybe tomorrow I will switch it up just to try something new. I think I will try shoes then socks.
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Do you get horny while working out t gym?
Yes, extremely.
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Guys, which mouth will you prefer to kiss/eat, real mouth or pussy.
pussy, no question.
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Men: Which is better? Real or fake boobs? Big or small ones?
I like them all. Depends on the girl.
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When you see a girl with kids, does that make her less attractive to you?
Not at all, if anything it makes her more attractive because you know she goes all the way.
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What comes to mind when I say the word 'rare'?
1.5" t bone or porterhouse or fillet mignon. But what you call rare I call well done, I like mine still moooooin.
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Why do some peoples feet not smell much even when they have had a long day with their shoes on. Its not fair! Why do other peoples feet get smelly more easy. I wash regularly but often wear shoes in the house because I dont like the smell of my feet!
Sounds strange but try urinating on your feet in the shower. Or you can try soaking your feet in peroxide. Use baby powder or talc powder in your shoes.
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How do I get a sexy guy to bang me?
All you have to do is ask, or just dont say no.
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Is it weird that my friend (who is a guy) calls me (who is a girl) "milkshakes"?
He likes you or thinks your hot.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZ-FAV9fBII
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Have you ever drank your wifes milk?
Yes, many times
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What is your biggest sexual fantasy that has gone unfulfilled?
An orgy
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My girlfriend wants to lose her virginity with me soon but wants it to be special. She wants candles but I dont know what else to do to make it more special. Any ideas?
This all depends on what your budget is but a nice hotel room, not at the motel 6. Lots of candles all over the whole room. Roses or rose pedals everywhere. Lotions and oils, for massages and foreplay. Write her a poem or a love letter. Things like strawberries and whip cream or chocolate covered strawberries. Be gentle and sweet.
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Milk shake or malt?
What is the difference?
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IF you know CPR and did not have your face mask available, would you use it on a complete stranger?
Depends, how hot is she?
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How many shots of vodka does it take YOU to get drunk?
20+
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Can anyone tell me if a hermaphodite has full use of both sexual organs and can they orgasm with both?
I saw an old movie of a true hermaphrodite, not one that had surgery but one that was born with all the equipment. Everything worked the way it would have if it was on seperate people.
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In what way did you lose your virginity? (getting drunk? other ppl's influence? for experience? or for love?)
At a friends house, just for fun.
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How to become addict to sex?
Not sure, it just kinda happens.
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How much money would it take for you to make out with your sibling?
How much ya got?
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Do good little church girls love bad boys?
No, they just want to do them and do bad things.
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Is it pleasurable for a woman to receive anal stimulation with a finger, much like vaginal, when I'm going down on her? I know there isn't a definite "Yes" or "No" answer, but I'm looking for a wide range of opinions and what the benefits might be.
My wife likes it.
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Is a quickie more for a woman or a man?
Depends, I have been with women who wanted a quickie and they finished before me, that is pretty hard to do if I am trying.
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I'm really shy when giving oral sex. I'm just so unsure how to do it and what to do. I've only done it once and don't think I gave him much out of it. Any suggestions? [I never thought I'd ask this...]
Just ask him to guid you, tell him to tell you what he likes. Be prepared for him to take control and give it to you.
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Do you like to be erotically spanked for doing something wrong or do you like to be spanked simply because you are hers/his to spank?
Because I am hers to be spanked.
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In a 3some would you bisexual activity taking place - ffm and mmf?
Sure, you only live once and I don't see how you can have an opinion on something unless you have experience in it or with it.
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Do men have a spot that is equivalent, functions as a woman's G-spot does? Where is it?
The equivalent to a woman's g spot in a man is commonly referred to as his a spot, it is located inside the rectum. It is also called the prostate. Stimulation of the a spot will result in an uncontrollable ejaculation just as it does in females.
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In your wildest dreams......In your opinion......Who is "ALL that"?
There are only a few in my mind. My wife, my wifes cousin, Jessica Biel, Shawn Johnson and Alicia Sacramone. OMG, if I had all of themat once I would probably have a stroke.
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Nowuckenfurries.... do you agree?
I have read over the comments and answers and I think you are all speaking a different language, what the hell are you talkin about?
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Which is more attractive a penis or a vagina? From a physical standpoint.
I think they are both a work of art but love the vagina more.
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When a girl has sex, and the penis goes in and hits the end of the vagina is it supposed to hurt?
For some yes, for others no.
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Men: have you ever ejaculated without having your cock or balls touched or sucked or anything?
Cum/ejaculated, yes. Orgasmed, no.
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Why do I want certain people to walk in on me and my wife while we are fooling around naked?
Not sure, I love the thought of someone walking in on my wife and I, I dont care who.
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If cucumber slices applied to the eyes to reduce eye bags, will a cucumber put in the anus reduce swollen hemeroids?
Not sure but if you take a tea bag and a few tablespoons of water and heat in the microwave for a min and then apply to the anus it will sooth and reduce swelling. The less water you use and the weter the bag the better it will do.
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Yay for Baseball! What sports do you wait on the edge of your seat for to start their season?
Nascar
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What is the molecular formula of semen?
1 part wow, 3 parts oh god yes, 1 part hell yes.
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If you were at a party and walked in on someone haveing sex, even if walked out, would you have wanted to stay and watch?
Yes but I would have probably just stayed.
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I am an escort sexy blonde busty slim would you mary me?
I would seriously consider it.
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Is it bad if your friend foroces you to give him head and sex?
I would say no because if it was really forcing you I think you would or should have gone to the police for rape.
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Men... I think you are great but some of you are insecure about the size and width of your penis.. How do you feel, are you OK or do wish for something more?
I'm fine but I still wish I had more, I wouldnt be happy unless it was AT LEAST 12 inches long and about as big as my arm (which is quit large). About the only thing that would make me happy would be to big to use on most women.
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What was the first big amusement park you remember going to as a kid?
Never been to one.
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What defines a sexy woman?
Her attitude or demeanor.
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Would you date someone who is retarded or mentally challenge?
Depends, how challenged are they, if it was mild as in I wouldn't be taking advantage of them then yes.
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Are people laughing at me because my little sister is taller than me? I am 17 and 5'9'' and my sister is 14 and 5'9' also, but she always wears 4 inch heels.
Why is a 14 year old wearing hooker heels?
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How does the hymen bleed, like fresh red blood or watery
Fresh blood, it is a thin membrane, like thin skin, kinda similar to the web under your tongue. It is torn when the penis or anything for that matter enters the vagina as it covers the opening, so it bleeds.
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Did you ever wake up in the middle of the night to discover that your girlfriend was out in the woods behind your house naked hunting rabbits with her bare hands?
Woof, that sounds hot.
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Does watching pornography increase sexual prowess?
Yes, in fact there have been studies that show if a man watches strait porn his seed becomes stronger and will have a higher count when he ejaculates.
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I have a fantasy which I would like to turn into reality. My fantasy is two men taking my wife at the same time,does anyone else have a similar fantasy.
Yup, one or two or even more would be great.
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Do you think many women like a large male sexual organ?
I think so, I think more like a large one than a small one but they don't want to admit it or are afraid to admit it because they might seem superficial.
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I'm 15 years old and i'm pretty sure i'm straight, but i'm going thru the whole "am i bi?" thing any tips or advice on how i can find out?
Try it with someone, look at gay or bi porn. Do or did you like it? If yes then probably, if not than maybe it isn't for you. You are still so young that you may enjoy it now but you could grow out of it with time. Or you may not like it now but when you become comfortable with yourself you may start to like it later.
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Why would you get a Prince Albert?
What is it?
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How often should you increase the weight in a specific weightlifting exercise and by how much?
It depends on your physical shape and how well your body accepts the exercise, it also depends on the specific exercise. Another factor is what the purpose of the exercise is, is it to bulk up or to lose weight and get toned.
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Your great grandson comes to visit you from the future, using a time machine he invented. He can only stay for 5 minutes. He's come seeking advice and words of wisdom, what will you tell him?
I wouldnt give him any advise, I would ask him for lottery numbers.
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How often do you forget people's names?
Everyday, I have a terrible...,...,...,...whats the word I'm trying to remember,oh ya memory.
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I love __________. Fill in the blank? Thanks.
sex
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Would you rather be granted the answers to any three questions or be granted the ability to resurrect one person? Why?
Depends, do I have to resurrect them now or can I save it for later or someone else?
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Do you have an unquestionable admiration for someone?
Yes, just one.
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Do you still stroke the hair away from her face? ... Girls do you like it when he does? ... Do you miss those little gestures he once made?
I still do it and she calls me a dork but she likes it. She gets all doey eyed when I do things like that.
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My boyfriend can hold an erection for up to 45 minutes while i give him oral sex but when we have vaginal sex, his erection only lasts for a few minutes before he comes. is there anything we can do to make his erection last longer during sex?
Depends on how fast he can reload but make him cum then make him fuck you, it will take him longer to cum the second time. Or you can go to a sex shop or walmart or riteaid or walgreens and get some stuff to slightly numb him, its only a few dollars I think.
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At what age does pubic hair start to grow?
Depends on the individual, but I would say 8-12.
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Scale of 1-10, Who fun do you think sex in the shower is? I know sex in general is fun and any place. But it can be a bit awkward in the shower. That is why I am asking!!! :-)
Well that depends on what a 1 is and what a 10 is. If one is the worst sex I have ever had (which was still good) and 10 is the best sex I have ever had then I would say about an 8. I love the water and the soap or with baby oil.
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What can we do to keep 14 year olds out of the ABAdult section?
Nothing, there is always a way around it.
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Guys, what would you think if you're fingering a girl and she's biting your shoulders? would you be like "wtf?" or what would you think?
I love it when a girl bites or claws me, MAKES ME HAAARRRRDDDDDD.
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Do women have orgasms when they have anal sex
I have been with a few, one being my wife.
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I am free!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dobby is freeeeee.
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Men: Do you honestly find women more attractive when they aren't wearing any make-up?
Depends on the girl/woman. I typically don't like it caked on but here for a few years now I have started liking the black eye liner but I want neutral colors everywhere else. No red lipstick especially. But no makeup is good to, or if she has bad skinn just some coverup is fine.
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You know you're______ when______! Fill it in.
You know your (satisfied) when (your body dosen't work afterwards)!
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Would you sacrifice your love for the happiness of your family?
The love I have is for my family.
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I see a white girl that I would love to make mine. The only thing is that I'm black, and she's a Christian. How can I let her know my feelings without the interracial barrier?
Tell her parents you want to make the white girl yours, then see where it leads.
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Do you think men get it?
Get what?
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How do you like your milk?
With ice or with Ice and vodka and Kahlua and a few other things.
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How to guys last three to four hours in bed without taking Viagra?
A very high sex drive and a great woman.
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Lying on the beach during the daylight watching people . . . . .or. . . . .lying on the beach at night looking at the stars next to a campfire?
Love them both, especially necked.
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Do you or have you ever owned a Slip N Slide?
Yup, fun as hell when you connect 4 of them, 2 side by side and 2 length wise, then bust out the baby oil and get necked, weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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Are you someone who hate guys that abuse girls? (I AM I HATE THEM ALL!!)
Yes, have been in a few face rearranging fights and a few body breaking brawls. Used to fight cage style, not afraid to brake a few bones.
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Why do some guys drink their own cum?
Cuz it tastes so gooooood, LOL.
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What is the best way to eat my own cum before full climax and lose the interrest?
There really isn't a good way if you lose interest unless you have a friend to help you follow through. The best way to do it by yourself is to lay on the floor with your hips and legs up on a chair so that is squirts on your face and in your mouth if you have a good aim. If you have help get her or him to feed it to you or get her to forcefully make you eat her.
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Would you prefer your partner to come to bed in clothed, sexy nighty or nude?
Nude please.
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What is the best way to masturbate?
You will know when you figure it out, you will have a fountain in your hands.
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Would you mind if I borrow your lawnmower?
Sure if you want to leave an $800 deposit.
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What if u do not have much things to talk with your gf or bf?
Then you have lots of sex to pass the time.
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Are you the kind of parent that decides how your pre-teen or teen gets their haircut or how they dress or do you let them decide?
They can decide as long as I aprove.
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How do you make friends?
Take your q's from sex.
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What do you do when you realize that a woman who is way better than you should ever deserve tells you she loves you?
You love her forever and never let go just as I have done with my wife.
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What comes to mind when you think of " battery powered "
Sex toys or things that are battery powered and can be used as a sex toy.
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My boyfriend wants to use nipple/breast pumps on me just for sexual purposes but i don't want to end up having bigger breasts or huge nipples.... will they make them bigger or do you have to use them a lot for it them change size
The more you use it and the longer each session is the more it will stretch your nipples, but even if you used it for 10 min everyday you wouldn't see much difference.
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If sex was like a University what would your major be in? :)
I wouldn't have to major in anything, I would be the DEAN and everyone would do as I said. I wouldnt have a masters I would be THE MASTER.
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Do men really enjoy having a woman lick their ass?
Oh yes, a good rimming while she has a firm grip on me with some flavored massage oil, oh yes...uh...I gotta go now.
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Whats the naughtiest dream you have ever had.
I had sex with my wife, her sister, and her unbelievably hot cousin.
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What is the most embarrassing place you've had an erection?
I have had hard ons in many many many MANYYYY places and times and never been embarrassed or ashamed.
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Men, if your girlfriend bought a Hot outfit at Victoria's Secret, would you stay home and play Wii and eat pizza or would you be right over?(See answer for picture)
I would fold the pizza up like her taco and eat it on the way, then I would rip the outfit off her and eat her taco.
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If your bed could talk what weird and wonderful things would it have to say?
I smell like aaaaaaaasssssssss, wash me please.
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If your bed could talk what weird and wonderful things would it have to say?
It would say "You don't even want to hear about the things I have seen or heard or felt".
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If your bed could talk what weird and wonderful things would it have to say?
I feel like I had my ass kicked by a football player.
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Do you know how to Rollerblade, and Ride a Bicycle? I have a friend who's never done either...
Yup, done them both in the nude many times.
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Have you ever hula-hooped in the nude?
Yes, when I was a kid I thought it was cool. It was funny watching my sausage jump and swing around.
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Have you ever had to piss like a race horse?
Yes, and I actually have a pretty decent stream, LOL.
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If humans walked around nude everywhere they went, would wearing clothes be considered indecent?
I would think so. I wish we were all nude all the time.
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What would you do if you're partner asked you: "Wouldn't it be great to bring somone else into our relationship?"
She did and we will.
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DO YOU FEEL COMFORTABLE ENOUGH TO MASTERBATE IN FRONT OF YOUR PARTNER...?
Yup
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Do women enjoy watching men masturbate?
My wife loves top watch me jerk it but I still feel a little awkward when she just sits and stares but I still do it when ever she wants.
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So im in love with best friend . and i know that im not only gay for him but. On most occasions we wil mess around nd i will end up giving him head. he says he loves me but he is str8. but he wouldnt let me suck him if he is.. how do i kno if he is bi?
He is bi, if he lets you blow him he is definitely bi.
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Could someone PLEASE explain why-y-y-y-y-y. . .some. . . men like seeing two women (or more) "getting it on together"? Why is this so "sexy" to. . . some. . . men?
For me I don't really care to see them getting all nasty as in goin at it like one was a guy. I just like to see those perfect bodies with the smooth supple skin rubbing on each other and maybe some nipple licking and I do have to admit I love to see a girl very delicately licking the other girls vagina. The more tender they are with each other the sexier it is. I like 2 girls because if...
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Who has participated in cFnm? what was your role?
What is it?
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Guys, if your s/o asked you to masturbate for her and her friends while they watched you, would you do it?
Yup, why not. Wouldnt that suck if I squirted so hard I got it on them, LOL. Bwa ha ha ha.
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Would you have sex with your mom to save her life?
If my mom looked like Jessica Biel, hell ya.
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Women or Men, if a compleat stranger walked up to you and said lets fuck would you?
As long as they werent fugly and they were clean, sure why not.
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Ok im 12 nd not sure how to ask m,y mom if i can wear thongs ?...*help*
You have to figure that out on your own, no one knows your mom like you. Just go with your friends and buy them.
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Having sex in the rain a turn on or not?
Love it, especially in the pool or the lake or the ocean, its great. I cum so hard when we are goin at it in the rain, or oh on the beach, in the sand with the sand getting in so many bad places, oooo, it makes it so good.
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Guys Does your wife or gf make you stay naked around the house?
She never gets a chance to make me naked because I am so much on my own.
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How many times do you have sex with your spouse in a week...Are you the initator always..What is the norm for a married couple?
Oh geez, here we go again, people are astonished at the amount of sex my wife and I have but its true. My wife and I have sex 40+ times a week. Usually 4+ times a day during the week and 8+ times a day on the weekend. Yes I am usually the initiator but not always. According to what I have read and heard it sounds like I have more sex in a month than other married couples have in a year.
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What would you rather NOT go without in a 24 hour period: food, sex or sleep?
Sex, would go days without the others before I would give up sex. I figure I can sleep when I'm dead and I can eat of her body.
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We seem to be the opposite of most couples: my wife has a full bush, while I, the husband, am the one whose pubic area is totally shaved bald (I do this of my own free will). We love this arrangement. Are there any other couples out there like us?
I always keep pretty clean, at most I will have a little stubble but usually clean shaven, my wife stays clean most of the time also but sometimes I like a nice thick bush but it has to be trimmed. The thicker the bush as in the more hairs per sq. in. the better. Then it just needs to be trimmed.
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On Average, how long should a 15 year old boy's penis be?
5-7 inches long.
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Does anyone see a resemblance between Bristol Palin and Erica Campbell? both are totally Hot to me.
Now that is what women are supposed to look like, woof.
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If I had your Favorite Food to feed you, Would you Submit to me for a BDSM Senerio?
What do you consider to be BDSM, how far do you go or what do you do?
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My bf keeps asking me to give him head. sometimes im not in the mood so i say no and he wines and begs, and it pisses me off. how can i make him stop complaneing . if he dont our relationship will end!!!
You cant, I have bitched and cumplained for 9 years now, but when I do it it's more of a joke, I do get plenty of bj's cumpared to most but I still want more.
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How many men masterbate even though they live with there wife or there girlfriends?
I do I do I do, and then some.
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My 18 year old son moved into his girlfriends house with her mom. They feel that they are his family and are trying to ruin my relationship with my son. His girlfriend deleted me from my sons facebook friends and has blocked me.
Thats a fact of sex, it always over rules mom. Sorry It wont last, dont worry too much.
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If you were a pair of panties. Who would you want to wear you?
Any hot chick or Jessica Biel or Shawn Johnson, would suck if a cross dresser got a hold of me. LOL.
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Do you suffer from one or more serious phobias? What kind of exercises help you deal with them?
Nosexophobia.
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What color is your favorite bra? (ladies or men)
White or black.
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Do you only consider married people as being taken,and everyone else single or do you also consider having a boyfriend/girlfriend as being taken as well?
I don't consider anyone being taken, everyone is available to me.
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Is it unusual that I get turned on by the idea of a woman having magic powers?
What kind of magical powers, like being able to make you cum just by looking at it, sure hell ya.
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Do ALL males name their accessories ? My ex calls his piece Johnny and his lil men Tito and Javier. hah
No but they are referred to as my junk and fireman's hat or mushroom head or the other usual names like cock, wiener, sausage, meat injector, flavor injector, dick, tube steak.
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How do girls orgasm? I can't seem to get an orgasm. Is it easier for guys to reach their orgasm?
Oh yes, much easier, it is rare that you cunt find a guy that cunt orgasm but pretty often that you find a girl or a women that cunt orgasm. You must be relaxed and unafraid to try things out and figure out what your body likes. Try vibes and long dildos and short dildos and fat and skinny dildos and ones that wiggle and things that stimulate your clit and things that suck your clit and try...
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We live in a society now where all forms of sexual expression are accepted. What legal sex practice really grosses you out.
Cunt think of any although I am sure there are some, name some and I will let you know.
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Is it bad to be easy? I'm single for the 1st time in 3 yrs & I don't know how to handle it. I lied to a guy that I like and told him that I have my period so I wouldn't have to do anything, but then I went down on him a park. Have I lost all my allure?
I am sure you are as sexy as ever, no it isn't bad to be easy unless you think it is bad. I personally love a so called easy girl or a slut or whatever you want to call it. That's great that you blew him, I would feel so lucky to have a chance with you. What do you look like?
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No answers before, so I'm asking again. Guys - do have a preference for how a vagina looks? How do you feel about long inner lips? What about pubic hair? I'm single after 3 years and want to know. I'm insecure about my lips... but try not to show it :S
OK, the perfect vagina would be nice and round, swollen like with lips that just protrude out of the slit with a clit that is exposed, or at least the hood. It would also be waxed or with a thick trimmed landing strip or an upside down teardrop. Have only seen a couple of perfect vagina's in person, don't expect to see them but it just happens. If I meet a chick that has really long...
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We're getting a new bed. Suggestions, please, on how to break it in.
Invite all your friends over for a necked fuck party. Put a rubber sheet on it and bust out the baby oil.
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I was just wondering...Do twins learn to jerk off together?
I would bet twins learn to do a lot of things together,including that.
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What's Under Your Clothes?
A hard penis and big nuts.
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How do you personally deal with smokers?
I tell them to get the f*^# out of my car/house/myface. If they want to smoke in their car/house or whatever I can surely smoke them out with a big fat stogy.
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Is porn wrong
Right.
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What are some ways a girl can show signs of interest/flirt/ask a guy out/get him to give you his number, etc. without sounding so direct and obvious? Especially if the scenario is at the guy's work (like a store, gym, restaurant, etc. not an office...)
Be upfront and forward, he will love it. Otherwise ask him questions or check him out a lot or always show up on days he works and make it a point to go talk to him, ask about his life.
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Who would you most like to have a coffee with
Someone necked.
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What is the most interesting thing about you?
How often I can ejaculate.
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Bagpipes. Love or hate the sound of them?
Their cool.
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Have you ever given up on saying "hello" to a particular coworker because they always ignore you?
No, I am the one who ignores them saying hello.
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What is something that you would find in a field?
Game
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What is your view of the bible?
Dont have one, cant see it from where I am at.
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What is the grossest thing you have ever eaten?
Caviar, tasted it twice, once goin down...and once coming back up.
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Are you a person that always feel "alive"?
Yes, especially during or after sex.
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Penguins? or redwings?
This is the second question I have seen about shoes tonight, what gives?
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What is the one great, major transition in life?
From being a virgin to being happy.
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Regular? or Ethyl?
For burning or getting high?
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My brother's wife is posting sexy pics and cybersexing on the internet. I think it is disgusting. She doesn't know that I know. Should I tell my brother?
After you tell me how to locate her pics.
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How 'bout those Red Wings?
Love them, they are so comfortable and long lasting.
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I have a question about my relationship with my guy friend, Is here any guy can help me?
Hit me?
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My "clit" is kind of "hiding" i guess you could say. Is that healthy?
Depends on what you mean. Can you pull back the hood to expose it? Have you ever had orgasms or even a good feeling from touching it?
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How does one get the left over candle wax out of glass jars, once the wick is gone?
Turn the glass jar upside down and put it on a pop sickle stick on a paper towel in the microwave or use a hair dryer in the same way.
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I found a message on my phone to my girlfriend from a guy that said i dont regret what happened between us'' what does this mean
Did he know it was your phone, if so then he wants to cause trouble so he has a chance with her again.
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Whats the military like?
It's a joke, I know people who went in and are still children when they get out. All they did was drink and smoke weed the whole time in basic and when they got stationed at a base and when they were sent over seas.
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If somebody is trying to access a wireless network service at work for personal use on their own personal laptop can the boss know you're trying to gain access?
Yes, been there done that.
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What always grabs your attention immediately, regardless of what you're doing?
Nudity.
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Do you eat spinach?
Yes, love it, especially in eggs.
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What do you excel at but can't find work in?
Sex
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Which is better: A Shot Gun, or a Machine Gun?
What is the purpose of the gun?
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What good does yawning do?
Show everyone your tonsils. LOL
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Have you eaten Cantelope lately?
No but she sounds hot, where do I find her?
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Does me getting cheated on make me less of a man at all?
If it was because you couldnt get it up, maybe. Otherwise, no.
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What are your special skills?
I can um um um release 6 times or more an hour indefinitely.
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Do you wish to be cremated after you pass away?
What the hell do I care, I'm dead. You could roll me up in a joint and smoke me for all I care...so ya I guess creamation is the way to go.
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If you are what you eat: what are you?
A juicy pussy.
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Dont you love this type of porno?
http://video.xnxx.com/video159423/hot_latina_makes_it_hard_then_fucks_it
http://youporn.com/watch/244101/rimmed-at-the-interview-surprise-youre-hired/
http://youporn.com/watch/293679/haley-loves-rimming-ass/
http://youporn.com/watch/262436/short-haired-petite-milf-rims/
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Do you like materialistic girls or non materialistic girls?
Gotta kinda be both, if she is too materialistic she will want way to much and if she doesn't want anything to do with being materialistic she will be more like some back woods okie girl with armpit hair and a possum for a pet.
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How many years are you from being 16?
11
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Do you like cute females or sexy females?
How about sexy cute? Or cute sexy?
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If you were sitting around and you notice that a man's scrotum was hanging out the side of his shorts would you say anything to alert him of this?
No, I would know if mine were on the loose.
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What spring smell do you love the best?
Fresh cut grass, alfalfa, flowers like honeysuckle and gardenias and star jasmine, and orange blossoms and cherry blossoms.
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Do you need someone to love you?
Yes as a matter of fact= http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxbFLYa0_bw
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Is certain nationality worst at driving then others?
Yes, just as certain (nationality) is (worst) at grammar and spelling, LOL.
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If you were food, what kind of food would you be?
A giant schlong...I mean sausage.
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Why do you like Sarah Palin?
She is hot and has a innocence about her, like the only thing on her mind isn't how to screw everybody over, like most politicians.
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Are you taller or shorter then your s/o
Taller by about 4 inches.
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Dont you love this type of porno?
http://video.xnxx.com/video159423/hot_latina_makes_it_hard_then_fucks_it
Looks good to me.
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I HAVE MY DIMPLES PIERCED AND I NEED TO TAKE THEM OUT ONLY FOR 2 HOURS...WILL THEY CLOSE UP..I'VE HAD THEM FOR 3 MONTHS
Your dimples, you mean in your back?
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Ladies - when you are tied up, do you prefer to (a) lie helpless as sub waiting for your partner to dominate you, or (b) struggle a lot trying desperately to get free (even though you know you won't be able to)?
Hmmm, B sounds fun, think I'll see if the wife wants to get ruff tonight(I know she will).
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You visit some friends and you're chatting in the living room. Their teenage daughter passes through the living room several times in her underwear, and your friends don't say a thing. Would you say something about it?
No, its none of my business, what do you think would happen if I did say something, they are apparently fine with it, if you feel awkward, don't go back. The human body in natural and nothing to be ashamed of.
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Someone told me i was the lowest most disgusting form of slut since i love to guzzle cum. he said cum drinkers are the most lowlife kinda slut and should be treated like subhumans...is it bad that im turned on by his attitude of me?
I would say it is fine but it could be bad if you seek men with an attitude like that, the man you wind up with could hurt you or even worse. I don't see a single problem with you liking to guzzle cum from various men as long as you know they are safe and or clean. But you are a dirty little slut. LOL.