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At a guess,how many millionaires do you personally know?there's supposed to be so many of them!
my boss and a guy i went to school with like 6 years ago
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I am 18 years old in Canada. Is it legally for me to carry alcohal as a present for someone? Is it legal if it is not for me?
If they stopped me i would ask them not to pour it away or confiscate it, but to give it or accompany you to give it to the person it was intended for.
they most likely wont but its worth a try.
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How can you describe a very minor difference between 'Self Respect' and 'ego'?
the word "consideration"
An ego wont consider
self respect weighs the options
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How to deal with your ex and his gf threatening to take your child away from you?
Freedom00 has the right answer there
whether their serious or not beat them to it and get something in place to prepare/protect yourself and your child.
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Does life go smoother for good looking people?
Honestly I think it does.
They at least hold peoples attention more when trying to explain things or ask for something.
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Did you speak to yourself as a child( playing games)? do you still:-)?
I was notorious for this as a kid.
I had loads of imaginary friends too :P
Nowadays I don't say much other than "what the F**** " and "why the F*** is this not working!!!!!"
the joys of technical support :)
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What do you pay for gas?
We are on a meter here we have to top up money over the counter on our card.
Usually £10 will last a few days if we use it carefully.
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I am 34 wks pregnant. My boss is my inlaw. we got in a disagreement. They decidded to put me on early leave w/ no pay! what can i do?
Read your contract of employment or find a solicitor to go over it with you and see if you can get anything for unfair dismissal or breach of contract.
Failing that, get in touch with the press. They love this kind of stuff and no company likes that kind of attention.
But if you want to keep your job and save any more hassle then I would just keep your head down and learn the art of ass...
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Which hurts more? "Hammertoe" or "cameltoe?"
What?
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Do you ever feel like smashing your head into a wall because you messed up your life so much?
Yes. I often take my frustration out on walls.
No matter what you will always lose. its better you hurt yourself and calm down a little than take it out on somebody else.
I will take scarred knuckles and broken bones over hurting someone any day of the week.
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Which would be worse for you...to forget everything or remember everything? Why?
to remember 100%
I was an ass to so many people in my life before I woke up.
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I prefer ______ rather than ______?
Night
Day
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Please stop_________________?
asking me for cigarettes. I fucking hate it when people do this
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What is the greatest distance you have traveled in one day?
Distance: on the plane from Manchester Airport to Riyadh in Saudi Arabia
Time: 13 hour car ride from Dover to the bottom of the Verdon Gorge in the south of France.
just getting from the top to the bottom took like 9 hours.
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What Really Pisses You Off.. Just Infuriates You?
the fact that when your born, you are trained and brainwashed in thinking you have to be someones bitch and spend your life doing their bidding for money. If your not doing somebodies bidding or conforming with the world of work then your a drain on society and not "worth" shit.
Brutal
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Gone are the days________________?
when you could walk outside and still hear people talking in English
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Do you cry over spilled beer?
If its my last beer and Payday is a month away then yeah ill bawl like a baby.
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We're all wired differently. Some totally and some not that far off the basic schematic. Ever met anyone wired exactly like you? BFF's?
Not yet :)
Maybe one day but I don't think i would get on with this person
It would be one big miserable moaning conversation with big words and cynicism haha :)
good question
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Viagra is covered for men,birth control/prenatal care is a no-no for women. Men get frisky,gals get pregnant&they're on their own? WTF?
Everyone has the right to enjoy a sex life if they can find someone who will share that with them.
I would say that 90% of the market for sex toys are for women... ( I know this seeing as i work at a .com company and we host hundreds of these shops )
Women are aloud to "get their rocks off" too and its actively encouraged by every woman's magazine or literature I have ever read.
I don't...
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Have you ever, in private, taken a huge dose of white noise or ambient
noise? For how long? What happened?
.
I used to meditate to white noise and
"bliss coded" music
when you close your eyes, the frequencies of the tones under the music make those strange "lights" and "colours" in your eyes react.
This can have a real disassociating effect on you and make you feel calm as your thoughts are no longer dwelling on stuff you don't want to think about.
Thats my experience anyway, i'm sure everybody...
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Should I have pulled my tank top down?
I at least would say well done for not being a manipulative little girl
your friend needs a slap
you want to speed or do anything illegal then fair enough but if you cant accept the consequences and try to worm your way out of shit then your going to get shown up and be very disappointed
Respect :)
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Do you think God is real?
God is very real whether he exists or not.
He is rife in every country and all over the internet.
wait and see is my view on this :)
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What is something that goes well with cheese?
I like Cheese Sandwiches dipped in piping hot Tomato Sauce
Garlic bread you can put in an oven... open the splits up and stick some grated cheese in there mid way through cooking
omg loads of stuff lol
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Has everyone you've ever known accomplished more than you in life? Did you ever think you would be at the bottom of the barrel?
Yes very much so
I have noticed though that the ones who had it good are going downhill now
there's hope for us yet :)
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If you were an actor and the director told you that you need to gain 20 pounds for the role, what would you eat?
Lots of bread, cheese and pasta
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if i anwser a question with another question, did i give the person an anwser or a question...
You gave them a response
thats good enough
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I wonder how Middle East despots would fare if the women were in charge of and controlled what the men could do. Would they survive?
they would most likely survive.
I lived in saudi arabia for a while and the women don't seem to mind.
They are happy being women and proud to be who they are.
They are looked after very well by their husband most of the time. I could live like that haha let someone else do all the hard work while i chill with my kids and watch tv :)
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What would be a good name for an alternative rock album?
synthetic stone
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One thing worse then sitting on a cold toilet seat is sitting on a...
on a wet bench you thought was dry when your wearing joggers
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When will western society stop being imbalanced in gender issues?
It will end one day.
and it will start again.
women have the power over our minds and emotions and they always will. some don't even realize this. we cant help that. animals, humans and fish alike... women are wanted, while men are unwanted.
The majority of men just accept this and that is all you can do.
for a man to stand up for his gender... this stops you getting laid. and no matter...
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Suppose your life was speeding out of control. What would you do?
mine has in the past.
I had to force myself to stop thinking (literally, I can't make a decision thats best for me if all the ones i have made so far have been shit) and take in what was around me.... thats all you have to do. Observe the world and stop trying to manipulate your own future.
I want to live a day where that churning fire of anger and frustration inside goes away.
I want with...
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When was the last time you anticipated something and got disappointed?
every night
relationships are fun
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Can anyone remember a 90's pc learning game that was based in a haunted town? Something about tarot cards, frogs eating flies, and ghosts.
no idea... but Put Put was awesome
oh oh and The Magic School bus! going back in time in a bus to dig up fossils and learn about dinosaurs!
good times :)
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I want to be friends with a guy that
supposably likes me but I don't want to
tell him cuz I'm afraid it'll ruin the friendship.help!
If i was in your position only with a girl that liked me. I would stay away from her to keep her feelings safe.
It would be wrong of me to maraud into her life and hurt her and string her along.
You have a choice to make. whats best for you or him
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What is it that women like the most?
Exactly what your doing now.
you don't see many women asking what we like do you?
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Are Muslims encouraged to have large families? If so, why?
the more kids, the more child benefits.
the more kids you have, the more people respect you for being such a trooper and supporting them.
the more kids you have, the more profitable the retirement.
those are very cynical views but facts not the less.
I also think that the Muslim community is very social and they haven't lost that family connection like the rest of us have.
a combination...
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What is one activity that you will NEVER do in your life? why?
I would never take heroin.
I think once that first dose is purchased and taken, your cursed for the rest of your life.
you will always know how easy it is
It would always haunt you.
RIP Dad
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What do you think should be done about underage drinking?
absolutely nothing.
If you are going to sell it then kids will get it. end off.
lets face it, most of us have been underage drinkers at some point...
from a kids point of view, why the fuck are we aloud to have stuff they can't have just because we have been here a bit longer.
children are made to believe in mutual respect, that everyone is equal, that mummy and daddy can drink because...
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Why do I keep writing angry, sleep-deprived rants about world problems that I know nothing about?
I often catch myself doing this.
I think its just being aware of how crap things are getting
or closer to home... how angry we are about or own circumstances. If people don't care about the worlds affairs then nobody will ever give a damn about us.
I'm most likely wrong though :)
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Are children too over protected because of today's society?
Absolutely!
I think i would like to be able to take a picture of my child in public without being called a paeodophile.
The future looks bleak at the moment for any old man who likes to walk in the park or any new father taking a picture of his baby.
In todays society they would be treat like paeodophiles. It's wrong.
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Is answering a cell phone while it's plugged into a charger dangerous?
YES! do NOT do this!!!!
Always be safe! ensure you firmly grasp a metal fork and insert the prongs into the plug socket before you answer any phone!
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Exactly how do I "get a life"?
take the life of the person who said it to you.
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If the afterlife is what ultimately matters, then this life must be trivial. Why then such a preocupation with finding meaning to this life?
Psst... i'll let you in on a little secret... There is no after life.
To be honest, in my opinion at least, the after life is something that was made up by someone who realised that Everything you do in life is irrelevant.
Nothing you do really changes anything becasue we are but little dots in the entire universe. We are nothing lol we just live. This person didn't like feeling unimportant...
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What Do You Call A Man Who Cheats on His Wife?
Prick
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Has anyone else watched the Tv program Skins (UK Show) and if you have what did you think of it?
Skins is absolutely amazing. So true to life. There was a time i used to sit and watch it and then go out partying later and end up living it. Its just like soap operas for teenagers.
season 1 and 2 were amazing. seasons three and four were still good ( Cook was the best) but not as good.
If you live in the UK and you want to watch every episode of skins via stream (like youtube) then go to...
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What do I do with a girlfriend who is a TOTAL slob when I am not? I have tried to talk to her. She tells me to start cleaning up the mess.
haha my girlfriends room is full of mouldy takeaway boxes and cans and bottles and ciggarette ends... she is so groomed and could understandably be called vein but her room... yuck.
i know how you feel mate and believe me, she wont change unless she wants to lol
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I was talkn to a old farmer about gettn 3 stray kittens neutered and he said the use rubberbands to do it? Has anyone ever heard of this?
Dear god what a monstrous procedure.
My crotch hurts now :(
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what do you think of ebay sellers asking you for feedback within days of purchase, long before the item has arrived?
well if you think about it, it makes sense.
They need positive feedback and they have just sold you an item.
They know you like the item seeing as you bought it so they ask you and you give them good feedback.
It is jumping the gun a little bit and it makes me nervous that the item is broken and they sent it in a bin bag with a stamp but w/e lol ussually its ok.
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Is fighting?
yeah. Its animal instinct that people try and breed out of society to keep the physically weak, safe.
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Finish sentence below:
Aids
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If Osama Bin Laden were captured alive, would there be more terrorism or less terrorism?
They wont find him. He is just a brand of terrorism... The logo if you will. There are more dangerous powerful terrorists but he is the fall guy for sure. you capture him and i dont think much would happen. their would be a huge moral boost for the US and that could possibly cause an attack but i doubt it. It's much more likely the government make him out to be much worse and powerful than he...
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suggestions for biology project.
Depends... is it for college or high school or what?
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Does smoking weed cause seizures?
Nah. Weed is harmless when used by healthy people with no underlying conditions.
In an epileptic person then most likely. Otherwise dont listen to everything your told by none smokers or people who "want the best for you"
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Pagans,Wiccans,Heathans that practice the craft. How should I cope in my fosterhome?They are christians,and they stole my book of shadows.
Steal their bible and deface it in some special witchy way. I dont really have any suggestions just get creative. Sacrifice a goat over it or something :S
That aughta piss em off nice n good :D '
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At what age did you start earning a paycheck?
LOL a few months ago (im 17) working as an IT Technician :)
however i worked cash in hand at around 15 i think washing dishes in some dirty inn
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Ok. If you saw two old people doing IT in a park what would you do???
Record them and sell the video online.
I'm not joking... you would be surprised how many people are into granny porn. And its also Spycam porn :P
Kerching!
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Help!Im 13 and I constantly have serious thoughts of killing and eating my family and everyone i see, please help me!
LOL sounds like a younger version of me!
Control your urges mate... Eating people solves nothing (except maybe Anemia)
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I can only watch certain blueray dvds on my ps3, it says now I need an upgrade, how do I do this ?
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=PS3+Blu-ray+update
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Is there scientific evidence ghosts are real?
Nope. It's another one of those things i guess.
It's something that will never be disproven but there is always a chance it could be proven. There will always be believers and skeptics.
You cannot disprove a ghosts existence because there is nothing to test. It's like wind... Its there, you cant see it but it moves things... Just like a "ghost". Perhaps wind is just a constant stream of...
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Is it normal to have genitalia worms?
No not really. You should go to london and open your legs. Hopefully one of your sweaty crotch worms will run in the election and we might see some improvement.
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UK friends - are you excited about the General Election?
I really can't speak for my fellow Brits but Excited might be the wrong word.
It's the most dull and pointless thing in the world. We are all encouraged to vote for some twat in a suit who promises the world and gives us exactly the same of what we have.
The system is the system. Its shit but it works. It will never change. Look who we have running... Cameron and Brown... oh jeez im wetting...
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Okay... So theres a huge tidal wave coming. 2012 style! What would you do?
but of course thats just me :)
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Do you manage your boredom well? How?
Not very well at all. I sink into madness with every passing second and eventually i just start pacing in circles and i get through a packet of cigs in like 10 minutes.
i also come on here to just chew the cud, flap the jaw etc
I like your comments and questions waboo, i find you intelligent yet clinically insane :) just the right recipe for genius :D
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Do you think pedophiles should be given front row seats to the next space launch? Like right under the boosters.
haha nah they should all be on board then ejected so they can float round space with their brains dribbling out of their ears and eyes
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Christians only please: what identifies true believers (besides love)? Which better signifies a Christian: behavior or expressed beliefs?
I know your question states "Christians only please" and i am strongly athiest but i still have an opinion on this :)
I have met so many "Christians" and "Muslims" and many so called religious people but only two of these people in my opinion were true believers.
One was a muslim who did absolutely everything right to the letter. everything he did was what the Quran told him to do.
The...
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Are canadians nice or mean what do you think I have had bad experiences with Canadians and I think their buttheads what about you?
the last canadian i met was when i lived in saudi arabia.
She loved me and i hated her. because another girl was flirting with me, she told everyone i put a knife to her throat and me and my family almost got deported...
sure some may be nice but i haven't had a very good sample so far.
pluss that accent... uuuuuuuehehehehhew
makes my skin crawl
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Does anyone else believe that Women are honestly superior to men and that Women make better leaders in both relationships and in politics?
Your forgetting one thing! The most aggressive, powerfull and charismatic leaders are all suffering from severe penis envy.
What motivates a woman like that?
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If you met an alien and only could say one thing, what would that be?
"have you ever watched war of the worlds? AAAAACHOOOOOOO. Sorry about those germs "
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What did the cow say to the alien?
" Anal? Again... oooh ive got a headache! i cant dear not tonight sorry "
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If everyone had all the answers, what would be the point of living?
i would make my life about creating new things and problems so that this person would then run out of answers!
Challenge! life is about learning and embracing the challenge of learning!
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How important is it to YOU that your spouse/partner stays fit??
i dont care... if shes fat i can run away from her when shes in a mood.
When shes skinny i can punch her in the mouth and drop her
hahaha XD
only joking of course how disgusting that is :) i dont mind. im constantly telling my girlfriend how beautiful she is... shes like under 7 stone and absolutely gorgeous but still thinks shes fat and gets depressed. its quite upsetting. i just want her...
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What habits do other drivers have that annoy you?
Asian women who wear the full veils with only little slits to see out of!!!!
What the fuck!!!! absolute madness!
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If you dont believe in God, how do you explain the high degree of design and order in the universe?
How do you explain anything?
you either blame god
or you think
These questions are a pointless waste of time lol the way you phrase your questions is basically like saying the same thing over again
"god is real, i am right, i will never admit i am wrong, answer this question so i can ignore it and go on thinking i am right"
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Can you come up with anything as to why God would let even very young children suffer from incurable diseases?
"god works in mysterious ways"
*snort* lol
Because god isn't real but disease is.
I, personally, am more concerned about the microscopic germs that could kill me, than i am about The big allmighty punishing me for living my life the way i want to.
some people just need to grow up and send the imaginary friend packing
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____ is probably the earth's best choice as an energy alternative because it's reliable, renewable, and doesn't cause air pollution. A. solar-hydrogen energy B. nuclear energy C. wind energy D. fossil fuel
Fusion!!!! Fusion my friend!!!!
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Solar energy: Is it the hope of the future
it isn't very efficient :S if we could perfect it then yes!
but as it stands... my money is on Fusion!
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I dont believe in god anymore... is that bad?
as long as you dont feel bad about it then no, deffo not!
It is a good thing that you have opened your mind to other possibilities.
Now that you dont believe in him anymore try looking for other answers in your own ways. make up your own mind! too many people have their minds made up for them!
go out and seek the truth! you dont need anybody on answerbag to tell you what and what not to...
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In theory, would a perfectly formed sphere be indestructible?
Doesn't really make sense.
If a sphere is made of matter then it can be destroyed. It's as simple as that
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can't we all just get along?
why?/why not?
We will never get along because people believe different things.
and those in power tend to react with hostility towards anyone who believes differently to them
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Where can I buy stylish wooden jewellery boxes in UK?
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=wooden+jewellery+boxes+UK
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Do you believe that if someone goes to church regularly, it means they are probably a good person?
Maybe they go to church that much to confess...
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah gotcha there didn't I ? hehe only kidding :)
good question
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Ok listen to what I am going through with my dog that got hit and was killed....someone hit her and took off nobody saw what happened...
i suggest you torture your neighbor, find out who this dick is, then leave him a not on his doorstep saying " how about you pay me $5000 or i kill your friend you arogant little fucker "
little bugger
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Who is the greatest scientific mind, the earth has every seen?
the inventor of the microchip
That man/woman or team of scientists revolutionised the planet. microchips will be used for a long time and will continue to get better and smaller untill eventually we will just be uber... thats right... uber
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What does your dream home look like?
uuurm i would say
some remote island in the carribean or something. i would fence the entire thing off and put under water mines and what not around my island. i would then have a nice house full of Ikea furniture with lots of windows and stuff.
i would then invite a few playboy girls to live with me.
i would also need a bitchin internet connection and an uber computer for my...
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If you had two people george w bush and the devil. both were drowning who would you save?
Im not too sure... i would save the devil if he gave me some pretty cool powers or something or if he did me a favour...
otherwise i would just watch them both drown. i would then drag bush out and give him mouth to mouth... or maybe ass to mouth then make him thank me... then i would push him back in :)
I would continue this process untill bored. Could be a while
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Military and Marijuana?
Mate i enlisted too. I got rejected due to a broken finger but looking back and at where i am now, i am glad i didn't get in.
Find a different job, get a career and stay home and provide for your family or whatever but dont throw your life away for a reason nobody is even sure of!
Stay home, earn money, smoke pot and enjoy your life.
Please :)
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ANY LADY IN NORTH LONDON WILLING TO GIVE A HANDJOB???
I'd recommend that you try the sleeping beauty.
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What is the best knife to cut yourself with? thanks
Surgical scalpal blades.
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Do you think Obama would stage a terrorist attack and declare martial law if he lost the next election?
Obama is but a man. Every man has his price and every man has a limit to what he can lose before he becomes desperate. He is capable of it and has the resources neccessary but in reality the guy has made history for being the first black president... would you really throw away something as symbolic as that just to keep power and popularity?
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Do you think some people might be happier if they were less successful?
oh yes without a doubt... my mum once had a friend who was a millionare. rich as they come and he hated it.
he used to dress in scruffy clothes and drive an old car and go the the same dindgy local pub everyday just to feel normal.
one day he just got so sick he gave all his money to charity. every last penny. sold his businesses and all his assets. got a bog standard job and sort of......
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How did the inventor of bicycle get an idea that one can ride it with just two wheels?
He probs wanted a better way to dodge speed humps in the road.
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I keep feeling really panicky and like people are talking about me behind my back.. I really need help.
theres a fine line between just the right ammount and way too much weed.
smoke less bro, its what it does!
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why do some people think that the bible has been changed over the years? If you are of this view, what is your proof.
lol okay... look at for instance the old testament... then look at a more "recent" or "accepted" bible.
I know i know ... But jamie the old testament has nothing to do with christianity blah blah... shh... just shh
all religious books have changed.
Islam lol the quran (forgot how to spell it so no disrespect to any muslims) for instance is supposed to be the "newest" holy book. this is...
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HELP ME!!! My 2 yr old son is sick with a cold/flu, I have been up all night 2 nights in a row, what can i do to get him to sleep tonight?
Brandy, Whisky on the end of a dummy :)
i know all mothers in the world are now tracking my IP address and are coming to kill me but seriously it never did me or my family any harm.
as long as its only a little bit. it warms the chest and throat and opens the airways. makes you drowsy as well. If it gives the poor thing one night of sleep and gives you a chance to sleep as well then try it....
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I think about the future a lot. I have many ideas about it. I have an idea for a fiction novel about the future and would really like to be able to write it but I am finding it very difficult to finish it! Any tips on how to write and finish a story?
right. everything everyone has suggested is perfect advice.
i have a quick fix...
Go to the DVD rent place... rent a shit load of futuristic, random films... get a load of energy drinks and a bag of weed.
Roll a load of joints, crack open a can of your choice energy drink and sit back and watch movies all nigt while smoking. Write down everything that comes to mind while watching. get...
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how are some ways to get motivated to work out
Step 1: Go here
http://images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=before%20and%20after%20workout&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi
Step 2: Take of your top and look at yourself in the mirror
Step 3: Wallow in your ugly misery
Step 4: Work out
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Is it a good idea to write a novel or story to help reveal yourself in some way?
no idea... ask O.J Simpson
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i have a reoccurring theme in my dreams, where i have the ability to levitate, or sometimes fly. Any theories on what this means?
To dream of flying is usually a pleasant experience and is accompanied by a sense of exhilaration and freedom. It usually feels completely natural as if we have somehow always known how to do this. Rarely is the dream accompanied by a fear of heights or of falling. Flying may symbolise liberation from something that's been troubling you. The obstructions and shackles that have held you down...
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Palm Pre or BlackBerry Storm 9530?
I dont know a lot about phones but i am an IT technician and part of our service is repairing i-phones and Blackberrys ... I swear, blackberrys break so much its untrue! they are actually a pile of crap.
if it came down to having a blackberry or a nokia 3210... nokia wins
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Has Arabic music evolved dramatically in rhythm and tempo in modern times?
of all the arabic music i have ever heard... i would say no.
I am no expert of course but here and there i hear a song and they all sound exactly the same to me in speed and sound. it sounds like the same singer every time as well!
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What kind of ab workout can I do at home to get in better shape?
ah but of course the humble sit up!
i have a pretty good matabolism and body shape anyway but i dont have a six pac at the moment. however... i only have to do crunches and sit ups and what not for around a week / a week and a half and i have one lol!
dont know why but im not complaining! im savouring being young hehe
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Who is the most embaressing person to beat you in a armwrestle?
Probs Bill Gates... or maybe that guy from Road Trip... you know the one lol the ultimate dweeb that does the big black chick
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im 14 am i to young to be smokeing weed?
bah. Kid you make your own choices in life. i find weed is more for people with stress at work or for people who are stressed cause they dont have a job.
seriously bro, get caned when your pissed off because july in finance didn't give you your payslip in 5 years. Not when your 14 just cause you can :)
Appreciate the gift of marijuana and use it responsibly.
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Why windows called windows?
Because the "windows" look like square portholes with something on the otherside that you can control.
a "Window" of oportunity.
its just like literally opening a window. you can see and do new things when this window is open
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I want to set up a Home Recording Studio. Anybody know of any good quality, cheap equipment?
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I would like to become an actor and live in Hollywood but the only thing is I don't know where to start an anyone help me?
David Boreanez used to walk around all the time. sit on benches looking mysterious and all sorts. thats how he landed angel i believe. well... thats how he landed buffy but then he mvoed on to angel.
just get out. a lot. people will notice you and who knows. you might look just like the guy that one producer has in mind
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how do i ask my friend if he wants to try anal sex???? we are both straight,but we have given eachother head and handjobs.
this is possibly the best question i have ever seen... ahahahahaha love it
mate its just the same as guy and girl... ask you moron...
lol im still laughin hehehe
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i'm 15 and im no longer happy at home all my parents do is make me cry. they wont let me move out. whut do i do now?
I was in the same position as you :)
I dont reccomend it but i got out of it by pissing off my mum and her boyfriend and playing with their heads so they went a bit nuts and my mum kicked my out a few days after my 16th birthday :S
was on the streets and sofa surfing for a few months but managed to get a job and sort myself out.
i dont recomend it at all. it wasn't a very nice experience i...
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A women was half way up the escalator when she suddenly bean to weep Why??? :)
Because she was going up the wrong one and it had taken her 3 days of sprinting to get that far and she just couldn't go on anymore ???
Nothing like a long winded answer :)
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if im chubby, could i still be a teen model?
Darlin you can do anything you want.
I for one absolutely hate scrawny, bony little skets that think they are gorgeous.
Makes me sick. surprisingly (im 17) all my mates agree with me. Its not nice to look at. Guys might think they are good looking and might want to fuck them but darlin... thats all they want to do.
Skinny horrible models aren't for me and i for one would love to start...
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Is it just me or are a lot of young people getting pregnant???
Becasue. TV, Magazines, Films, Posters... I could go on but the point is do you ever see ugly fat people on these things? If you do... is it ever anything good?
(Dont mention Susan Boyle as she is an exception lol)
All these girls see is "lose weight, get skinny, look glamorous" and many other things that just lead to them feeling unhappy about themselves.
In their state of self loathing...
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there is a soup can in my bottom and i can't get it out. how do i get it out?
... What kinda soup?
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Are you scared of dying alone?
No not at all. I would prefer to die alone.
Peacefully and quitely drift off to somewhere or nowhere.
Another journy. If i am honest i cant wait to see if i get to eat my words when i die. i want to go to heaven or hell or to some afterlife or something wierd to happen. Just so i can be wrong and i can learn :D
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How can i bring my brothers to the uk?
Unless they are gonna get jobs and actually support the community then dont bother.
too many imigrants come to this country and take advantage. waist away and let the govournment pay them for doing nothing.
call me racist... call me what you like... but who the hell decided that moving to england and bringin the whole family along with you is ok?
not me i tell you that for free
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What are the statistical odds of something happening by just wishing for it?
meh about the same as having your prayers answered.
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Why can't I pull the trigger when it's pointed at my head?
safety's on pal ;)
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How do you feel about the case involving the nine teenagers being charged for their bullying victim's suicide?
bullies man wtf. who do these peopel think they are. i dont understand how people can bully. i sure cant. i feel like shit if im ever rude to anyone lol i hate it.
some people are just dicks
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If you were being tortured, but didn't have any information, would you make up a lie to get them to stop?
lol most likely. i would imagine torture is pretty painful
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Who is you favorite character on NCIS?
abby is amazing. quite sexy actualy :D
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Are you offended by South Park?
Dont like it dont watch it. simple.
People need to develop a sense of humor lol its all good.
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Help! I lost my keys in my house like 2 days ago! I still cant find them and Im miserable :(
ROFL dude... how are you getting in and out or have you lost your car keys?
you know what you should do... put your keys... on a keyring... then put that keyring... in a dish or something and never move them. just put em there all the time.
your sorted then
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How do you use this phrase "lack of sleep" with "I"?
I would like to say "I haven't had much sleep" using "lack of sleep."
i had a lack of sleep last night...
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A good thing about immigration is curry - agree?
sure :) and taxi's :D
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On average... How many questions do you read every day that make you just want to scream "GOOGLE IT!!!"?
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who do YOU hate the most?
and i mean pure hate
anyone who uses religion as a tool to control.
any parents that force their children to be religious smother them with bible crap and ignorance.
Christians that capitalize random words when copy and pasting the bible ¬,¬
asshole taxi drivers who think they own the roads.
Teenagers and young men that ruin other peoples lives becasue they weonnabe gangstaaas. pfft chavs.
a long list of...
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On average... How many questions do you read every day that make you just want to scream "GOOGLE IT!!!"?
LOL people say things like " where can i find an audio file converter?"
or "Where abouts can i watch movies online?"
GOOGLE IT!!! jesus christ
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What is a good reason to commit suicide?
to deprive the govournment of your hard earned wage.
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Just a thought... Why is suicide illegal?
Because if your alive then you have to pay your 20%
40% if your too successfull...
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If Jesus was GOD, then why in Mark 12:29 Jesus said "Here, O Israel: The Lord OUR God is ONE Lord." The words "OUR God" indicate that Jesus had a higher God over him, a stronger God than him. Jesus didn't say "Your God". He said "OUR God"!
aaaaagh Christians should have all their Caps Lock and Shift keys forcebly removed from their keyboards at the time of purchase.
Use real English!!! You musn't Capitalize every other word just to try and get your point across!
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Some Questions (Hitler, Jew, Swastika related)
Hitler hated them because they killed jesus back in the day. They were rich and clever.
he wanted a pure race of people who followed christianity and were blonde haired and blue eyed and what not. they just simply didn't fit in his make believe world.
as to your second question i have no idea :S all i know is jews are now untouchable and if you were to ask one of them " excuse me sir can you...
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WHY WOULD AN 11 YEAR OLD GIRL HANG HERSELF?
I remember being 11 and depressed. I used to sit upstairs in my room crying all night. I didn't know why my chest hurt but it wouldn't go away. I climbed up to the window and hung out of it trying to build up the courage to jump. i knew the fall wouldn't kill me so i was attemting to get the guts to dive headfirst. i hung out of that window for hours. eventually i just went to bed. i got better...
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Do you like getting up early?
No ¬,¬... I'm at work now... Grumpier than a Catholic Priest in an old peoples home.
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What is a surgical scrub technician?
Somebody who stitches up the Surgical Scrubs when the doctor tears it.
Silly Doctor and his sharp implements
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What vitamins or minerals can be found in urine?
i dread to think what your going to do with this information...
It may have its benefits but please man dont drink the pee pee.
The thought is making me shiver =[
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I really like this guy who i am like best friends with. he is really sweet, but he likes another girl. he talks to me about that kind of stuff, but it makes me uncomfortable because i like him. what should i do?
wow. All these people are giving advice that will make you second best to this other girl he likes.
Come on girl stop pussy footing and make a move on him and stop waiting for it to happen. If he goes with this other girl what will happen then huh? Youl be mad at yourself, regretful, jelous and self loathing.
xxxxxxx
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think i like this guy again but im kind of with another guy i really like but i like his best friend too...
hahaha dump your boyfriend and start getting stupidly drunk and hanging around with the bad boys.
God knows there aint enough fresh meat around. Dude fest at half of the parties!
Seriously though... your heading that way. either be the scum bycicle or sort your head out and cross your legs.
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I believe there is other advance life in the universe, When will the Aliens come and announce there presence?
who would want to visit us?
were like your auntie in the really shitty neighborhood.
If you want to see your auntie she comes to your place... fuck going to her shit hole.
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I won't give you any details, but much change is needed. I want to start a revolution, will you join?
meh. screw the revolution... just get loads of sexy sexy sexy people. a couple of thousand. put em in a big underground bunker. 500 big muscely men and 1500 gorgeous models or something.
Nuke the planet. just kill everyone except the bunker crew. then let them repopulate the earth and start again.
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if the devil wore a novilty t-shirt , what would it say ? or be.?
"Im the Devil... If you see ME running... I suggest you keep up"
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Why do you think "God" is a man, when 99 % of the creatures on earth capable of reproducing life are female?
lets just get down to the point shall we.
we assume god is a man because god is a man made creation. the 10 cammandments are all to do with human emotions... why? because they were made by man.
everything in religion is so bloody obvious yet people will actually sit and have an argument about whether this imaginary friend is a man or a woman.
how about you all stop drawing strength from...
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What is your tattoo of?
A nice tribal on my left pec. If it means something then its news to me but it looks cool XD
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What do you do with a co worked that is really below you yet she acts like she is above you?
Punch her in the mouth and then when shes on the floor you have to dominate her like a dog. Just hump her leg and her back and stuff until she surrenders to your will. Then you get up and continue like nothings happened.
You have to repeat this every so often to let her know whos boss so dont be afraid to over do it!
Also i have found it helps if you bite the side of their head while your...
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You have a day to spend with anyone you like, who would you pick. (anyone, they can be dead now)
sir david attenborough :)
I would make him talk all day long and just relax and listen :)
Read me a story david!
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I am looking to build a doomsday vehicle. Preferably something small, but enough room for 2.
must be able to fly, drive,float
this is one of those questions thats makes me grin when i see it but then i become more scared than anything when i realise thats its serious ...
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What period of history most facinates you?
i love the whole 1066 thing
imagine being there. wading through countless scores of men with a big sword and shield!
much simpler time lol. Would love to live in that period
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Why the Lord God accepts the dead in pain and sacrifices of a lot of believers? hasn't the debt been paid with the blood of Christ?
No. It will never be enough because thats life. life is hard so humans made god and religion to get through the tough times.
Blaming "life" on god and religion and what not, just because it gets hard is not clever.
Stop thinking bible and start thinking about helping yourself.
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is there anything in nature that is not beautiful? if yes, what is this?
It might be natural but a fresh steamin pile 'o turd isn't really a beauty to behold.
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i need helpp i need to stop thinking about justin bieber i lovee him so much!! please can someone help?
haha lol groupy wonnabe much.
look the guys a total douche. The fact is, you hit the showlight's at that age you become an asshole. its almost a garruntee. i have heared him in interviews and what not and he is a total arrogant selfish little boy. he will be like that forever...
believe me, not being anywhere near someone like that is a blessing in disguise...
girly he would eat your heart...
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When Jesus was praying in the garden his sweat became like drops of blood, what is that medical condition called?
isn't it Stigmata?
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Have you ever rolled your own cigarettes? I'm talking about tobacco here. LOL!!
sure. when the chips are down sometimes you just gotta go for the cheaper option.
to be honest i like rolling cigarettes/joints or w/e. i find it like a kind of therapy. it feels good to do it and to have made something. especially if you make them with as much care as i do.
if its not perfect i emty it and roll another. i like the feeling of acomplishing something lol. nobody has to do...
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Is 4 years after a man's wife is murdered too soon to move on,date,married,and have babies?
Life goes on.
lingering on bad feelings and mourning for long periods of time damages you.
think logically and move on as soon as you can.
never forget, always keep that person with you. but for the good times and memories. not their death.
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If God is Love, then Devil is hate. So racists/bigots are representatives of Devil and they are evil, right?
wrong.
Racists could be the nicest people you have ever met.
The Pakistani's in my area are constantly gang raping white girls (including people i love) and kicking the crap out of any white guy they see on his own.
I hate the fucking lot of them. Does that make me an evil bigot? Am i a reprasentative to the devil?
If you think so then fine. Well see how pure and godly you are when your...
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Why do some people hate the word of God and others love it? (sincere answers only please)
Some are ignorant and lack the capability to think for themselves in a logical manner.
Some can think logically for themselves and view those who waste this ability as fools.
Religion brainwashes you. Turns you from what you were to something else. Something ignorant. Something that has no regard for human life and no sense of self preservation.
"I dont care if i die son. Sure you will be...
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What should be the most important subject for our world leaders?
utopia.
we all live here. it sucks
make it better :)
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why do people eat bread
Because its easy to make out of cheap resources and it has some good stuff in it that your body needs.
It also has things you dont need but then comes the question
Why do people poop?
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What do we all have in common?
were all on this answerbag question right now.
Blows my mind 0,o
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If god wore a novelty T-shirt, what would it say?
"Cover me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians"
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What Does Your Bedroom Say About You?
"Jamie will you PLEASE shut her up!"
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Fill in the Blank: Couples Who Fight on Facebook Are ______.?
the kind of people who met on facebook, never met each other in real life and are too scared to leave their houses due to sunlight.
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Is it possible to grow plants faster than normal using Genetic Engineering?
;) what are you planning on growing my friend :D
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What does Coca Cola do with all the cocaine they remove from the coca leaves they use to flavor their beverage?
lol why do you think they are so rich and famous?
When its christmas that aint no santa on the coca cola adverts... thats some fat guy in a red suit with coke all over his face gurning his tits off!
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If marijuana became legal tomorrow... would you smoke it?
Share Your Answers Fellow AB'ers :D
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My Apple iPhone does not accept ather simcards I insert, please help.
go to a phone shop or a phone stall anywhere and ask them to unlock it. it wont cost that much.
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Why are there so many large scale earthquakes happening? Weird things were going on right before the tsunami of 2004 as well.
who knows? there will be some reason behind it. we just dont know it yet. could be a change in the gravitational pull of the earth due to a large meateor soaring right towards us.
could be god trying to eradicate us.
could be global warming.
there are so many explanations but how can you find the correct one?
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What kind of software do you need to burn cd's from itunes?
anything. as long as they are mp3 or w/e then just use Nero or Ashampoo. stuffl like that :D
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What kind of criminal do you most want behind bars?
Little teenage dirtbags that bring nothing but misery to the comunitys they live in. lock them up or send them to military school. little fucks cause more pain and misery over a longer period of time that any other criminal.
pluss if theres less kids on the streets. less paedo's.
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Do you like energy drinks? What's your favorite?
hahahaha have a guess... Go on guess... XD
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Is Canadian law too easy on pedifiles?
yes. very. and your spelling insults me
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What is your ideal world?
my ideal world would be one without crime. without murder and pain and rape and just generally a world of peace. where people respected each other.
ooooooooor just as good. a world where the atmosphere was around 20% THC 30% oxygen and the rest... fuck knows as long as theres plenty of THC :D
Feel the love!
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If you had to choose one to lead your country, which would it be?
if he wasn't a racist and an all round asshole then he would get my vote. he was a brilliant leader, charismatic to the very end and he could unite anybody.
if this man wasn't so evil, he would have been one of the greatest leaders in history
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If you knew a pedophile went to your church....what would you do? As a Christian, should you accept and forgive him?
i think it would be easier for god to firgive me for killing a paedophille
than for me to forgive a paedophille
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What is the best punishment for a pedophile?
instant death. every time. why even give these people a chance.
we should just eradicate all assholes from the universe.
we then get world piece. but noooooooooooooooooooooo we have to try and change them and give them three meals a day and a place to live for the rest of their lives
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What would Michael Jackson look like without plastic surgery?
prince
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Why are girls the only ones that have a punching fight at school?
because guys wind them up until they beat each other senseless in the hope that one of them might pull the other top off
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What should the purpose of prison be?
to get analy penetrated repeatedly by the biggest guy there until they lose the will to live and become perfect citizens in order to prevent another bumming
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What is a good present for a teenage boy that has a good sense of humor and likes girls? he is turning 17!
a card with money in it and a novelty thong :D
not joking lol i love it when people give me gifts like this lol makes me smile (im 17)
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Who is your favorite actor from Harry Potter?
none of them portray half as much emotion as tom does.
i like Ron the most as a character but Tom Feltons perfomance is always top notch
Daniel Radcliffe cannot act whatsoever lol
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What would your ideal Fortune Cookie Fortune say?
This piece of paper is edible
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What did you think of the film, The Fourth Kind? Are you now a believer?
LOL im guessing nobodies seen it then????
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Would aborting a baby found to have Down Syndrome by ultrasound actually be a mercy-killing?
My girlfriend was supposed to have Down Syndrome according to her ultrasound...
Her mother kept her regardless. Turned out she didn't. She just had to grow into her head as she was a very small baby. A baby is a baby... anyone who could put that child up for adoption purely because it may be ill... i think thats impossible lol. I couldn't do it. I don't think i could ever give up my...
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Work is killing my soul and will to live. Is there anyway I can get out of going to work today?
wow isn't everyone on answerbag nice lol.
I'm suffering at work too so just put up with it... not a nice attitude lol.
I dislike work as well but what can you do. It's something we have to do lol. Callin sick and look for another job. Find an escape. Whats the point in even existing if you hate every minute of it? Find a new job. Even if the money is worse at least you will be content.
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What is your most inspiring quote, and how has it inspired you?
where theres a will, theres usually a dead guy
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what is the best product to gain muscle and loose weight?
KK you want a high protein milkshake sort of mix but for more muscle make sure it contains Creatine or buy the creatine seperatly.
Warning: Dont just lounge around while taking these suplements as you will become obese in a matter of months.
always work out! even if its just sit ups and what not.
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can not relocate tool bar from top, back to bottom of screen, tried all the normal ideas. Tool bar is not locked and click n drag will not work.
Right click toolbar...
click "lock the Taskbar" so that its unticked.
Drag it to the bottom.
Right Click and click "Lock the Taskbar" so that its ticked
all done ^^
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Can you tell me of some very different movies that you have seen. Something weird, strange, foreign, or just out there. Thank you.
pans labryth - not sure on spelling
that was a strange film. i dont recomend watching this while high/tripping etc cause you will be having some nightmares haha
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What is your murder weapon and why?
Cheese Wire.
so i could slowly decapitate my victim from behind and then savour the sweet smell of Fetta.
Yes i like to murder cheese... whats your point?
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Is it not an infringement of my human rights to take away the choice of me wearing my seatbelt when driving my own vehicle, especially as it poses no danger to anyone else?
you could be endangering peoples lives if you hurl through the windshield at 70 miles an hour and some passer by gets a face full of you...
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How do you define the term "slag"? What does a girl have to do to get justifiabley labelled as one?
a girl who sleeps with lots of men she doesn't love and doesn't see anything wrong with it
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How many freckles do you have?
way too many. especially in the summer lol.
also i got 3rd degree sunburns on my shoulders as a child and that has left a lot of freckles.
probs cancerous knowing my luck lol
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What if, after thanking God for rigging the Super Bowl, an NFL quarterback was asked what he's going to do, and instead of saying he was
right... what if lol...
i dont know do i... i might laugh?
i would probs just change the channel
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can somebody please give me some depressing songs?
linkin park - my december
linkin park - my december (re-animation mix)
sum41 - pieces
depends on the music you like
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How would you rate American kids on the scale of 1-10 with 10 meaning very mannerly?
bah the younger ones are about a 6 or 7.
the teenagers are a -764 and i wishy i could kill them all.
"We saved your ass in ww2 man! go drink your tea! you got rotten teeth"
oooooooh i could inflict such pain on these arrogant little buggers
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What, if anything, can't you say on Facebook?
refer to www.google.com
search "Adam Devine Facebook"
and theres a page saying something about losing all his friends...
click it and read his status
THAT is deffo not something you should type on facebook lol
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should people have to pay to use facebook?
nope. socialising should always be free. and thats the best thing about facebook. its FREE. its usefull and everyone can use it. by charging money, you lose most users and it becomes a bag of shit
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If you're a vegetarian and I handed you a chicken and said "eat this chicken or I'll kill another chicken," what would you do?
... food for thought. These are the kind of questions you read when stoned that get you thinking for hours and hours until finally you just gotta go make some chicken
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Someone recommend a good book!
come on then :D whats your genre?
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Do you believe in aliens ?
most deffo. how big is the universe? nobody knows...
if a car where to travel to the nearest star (not the sun) at 100mph solid all the way it would take 29 million years. there are infinite galaxys and space it could go on forever for all we know.
if anyone could possibly doubt that there are no other life forms out there to match or even exceed beyond our inteligence, then they are complete...
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What is the most private search engine on the internet that does not track or trace your search's or your IP address?
i dont know about tracking but come on... its google.
google pwns
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Out of the following... which is the most hated nation?
i find it interesting that more people hate America than Iraq so far ...
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My ps3 is not working and indicates an errorhard disk data base will be rebuilt followed by hard disk must be formatted and then nothing happens
keep your finger on the on/off button for about 30 seconds till it beeps
then do it again till it beeps again
turn it on
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What is the most insulting word or phrase someone has said to you?
the most insulting thing ever said to me...
when my cheating slut of an ex girlfriend told me she had aborted my child at 2 months gone without even telling me she was pregnant before that.
i asked her what the fuck she was playing at and why didnt she talk to me and tell me
she replied
"yeah right, like you would even care. you'd fucking leave me with the kid and fuck us both off"
wow......
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Who is the Greatest Man to ever walk the face of the earth?
i forgot his name but he crawled out of my ass :)
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My boyfriend has night-sweats several times a week. Our sheets get literally drenched. Could it be because he drinks alcohol every night, or is he sick?
the chocolate brownie i was eating when i read this is now in the bin... thanks for that one ¬,¬
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What is a better way to say you've been fired from a job?
it depends who your saying it to.
possible employer?
wife?
mother?
mother in law? lol yikes
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I hope this dosn't sound strange but?
id say your empathy is your downfall and women will absolutely walk all over you.
stay away from women if you care that much. no matter who they are they will manipulate you emotionally because they know they can.
hell hath no fury and all that lol
just stop caring so much because you will either be
1. the friend who everyone thinks is gay
2. the friend who never gets the girl and has to...
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If you drive your car the speed of light, then turn on your headlight's...Would anything happen?
uugh reseach lol
light and time are not connected whatsoever
if you were to travel at the speed of light and run next to a torch for instance what would happen?
the answer is simple. the ligt would still travel at the speed of light compared to you. It would fly right past you just as it would if you were standing still.
light and time aren't relative.
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If you were given the chance to start life over would you take it or are you happy with where you are at in it today?
i had a shit life and tried to end it. if i could go back end undo that i would. i hurt my family way too much.
but i couldn't just start over again. im happy with my girlfriend and my job and just life at the moment.
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Why can i hear my own heart beat when i open my mouth? (read description for info)
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SUPPOSE YOU TOSS A COIN 4 TIMES AND GET HEADS. WHAT IS THE PROBABILITY OF GETTING A HEAD ON THE 5TH TOSS?
without variable change (damage of coin, wind change etc) it will always be 50/50
every time you toss that coin its always the same odds.
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Do you know any douchebags?
there are a lot on this site lol
then again there are a load of cool people on here too
there are hundereds where i live
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Do you think the human race could ever go extinct?
yup. I Dont remember exactly which volcano it is but if said volcano erupts... the amount of smoke it would produce would blot out the sun for a long time and cause an ice age. It would be possible to survive this of course but only the very rich and the very resourceful would survive.
i like to think it will happen one day. it will be like a new begining for the world. maybe we could learn...
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Do you know any Cheerful catchy Old Songs...?
Battles - Atlas
John Mayer - Say
John Mayer - Free Fallin
:)
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do u hate school
haha i loathed it. i never listened at all.
what the hell is usefull about algebra and setting magnezium on fire in controlled conditions.
i can do simple math and im good at english and i have life skills.
what on earth would i need anything else for?
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When times get tough, what keeps you going?
weed
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With some people no matter what you do it's wrong. How do you identify them quickly so you can avoid them?
ussually i see if my girlfriends in the room lol if not then im safe :D
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What's a good job to have if you don't like to be laid off every time there's a recession?
Drug dealer. Everyone needs a little pot right about now.
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If you were invited to a all nude wedding would you go?
what would the bride wear?
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Iv been married for over two months and my wife gave me an std and i think shes been sleeping around can i get an annulment or do i have to get a divorce?
Take her on jerry springer and beat her ass
dont take cheating man ive been there its not nice. dont feel like a man anymore. feel used and low and just... empty.
fuck her off!
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U.S.A: United States of America or Unbelievable Stupidity and Arrogance?
There are differences from source to source but please dont think im camparing or bigging up the uk because the average British person has a terrible IQ as well.
but what about places like japan where they average like 160 or korea who average higher than that>?
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If I became suicide girls model, would that affect me if I decided to start a career in being a kindergarten or pre-school teacher?
0,o... Wow you sound familiar lol
as long as you dont wear your ball gag around the kids im sure its no problem.
at the end of the day the line between private and proffesional life is a big one. just dont let them cross.
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Why do English people have rotten teeth?
lol typical American 0,o
US of Ignorance
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Did you wait until you were at a "legal" to drink alcohol?
ha ha nope. when i was 11 - 12 maybe. 17 now and dont drink anymore. its shit. makes you feel like a dogs arse.
only smoke weed now :)
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Should a license be required to become Christian?
no no they need a chip in their head that gives them an electric shock when they start preaching
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How do you know if you received an invite out of pity or they really want you there
Tell them
"yeah i want to come but *so and so* invited me to *Whatever* and i dont know what to do"
if they say go then its a pity invite
if they argue and say no come with us then its a genuine one :)
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Roman Polanski was arrested in Switzerland for raping a 13 years old girl over 30 years ago. Do you think they should let him go free?
cut his fuckin cock off and stamp on his bollocks!!
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Is it safe to use condoms in the shower?
high temperatures will cause latex to weaken and become more prone to snap.
Water sort of washes away the vagina's natural lubrication as well which will cause more friction and a sort of stick almost to the latex making it even more prone to snapping.
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There are MANY who profess to be Christians, BUT the Bible mentions ONE faith, ONE baptism. How can we ID TRUE Christians?
They capitalize random words and quote the bible too much to be healthy.
they are ussually pale and self righteous.
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Why are people more afraid of cats being around their babies than dogs? Dogs are bigger and can cause more damage so I don't understand.
cause cats are little fuckers who twat you for no reason lol.
i once took in a stray cat. fed him. kept him clean did everything right and he was an angel for around 3 months
one day he ran up to me and whapped the shit out of me with his claws ¬,¬
hate cats
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what is the best song or artist you have ever heard?
i dont know why but one of the most beautiful songs i have ever heard is uuurm
josef arthur - in the sun
i think thats it. find it on youtube and there is a live one thats not so good and one that has the lyrics which is mp3.
really nice song
it was on scrubs at jacks baptism
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My answerbag level has just dropped from 260 to 190... again. Anyone else getting really sick of this?
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In chemistry, what is the signifigance of the overlapping circles in a methane molecule?
they stink
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Should the sale and consumption of alcohol be further restricted, or even banned?
ban it and legalise weed instead.
that will make world peace and a world of just generally happy people.
i bet TV would get better as well :D
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Is the US afraid of China?
I would be... Think about it. What on earth would we do if they stopped making plastic for the US and stopped taking it and recycling it.
The country would be left in piles of rubbish and a lack of packaging and many other things and... well... just bad times.
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Speaking in tongues - Is it a gift from the holy spirit or just plain weird ? please share your experiences
it's a stupid way of talking that makes very little sense to the average person and is designed to make priests/holy people seem smarter and more superior than they really are. It is purely retarted and anyone that speaks to me in toungue gets punched in the mouth.
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What is the most intelligent breed of dog?
deffo border collys
very smart dogs. mine can turn the kettle on, turn lights on and off (wall switches), plays dead when i point at her and go "BANG". loads of stuff. she learned all those tricks within a few days.
very smart and very loyal.
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How do you tell if you're psychic?
you know when you already know the answer to that question because of your magical ability. seeing as you have asked. i doubt it. lol
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If i even drink just a tiny bit , i feel like vomitting, i cant drink much at all without feeling like vomitting could i be allergic?
take it as a blessing. alcohol is horrible stuff lol.
if it makes you barf then go get yourself some weed and have that instead :)
much better for you :D
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If you had to lose one of your 5 senses, which would it be?
has to be taste.
think about it. you dont need it... at all.
you could eat almost anything when your hungry.
like bear grylls eating grubs and spiders to survive. bah lol no taste it would be easy.
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Do you think that shirts with inappropriate messages should be banned from public places?
nah. freedom of speach lol.
you dont like it, dont read it.
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Is there an 'in' joke in Family Guy where Peter falls over or off something and hurts his leg? I've seen this in three or four shows.
yup. theres lots of stuff like that. it started in one episode where he fell, hurt his knee and sort of sat there rocking for about 5 minutes solid just like...... aaaaaaaaaahh.... *breathes in*.... aaaaaaaah.
ever since then they have teased on that quite a bit.
and of course dont forget the big chicken fights lol
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Why has the word "lady" become so loosely used when "gentleman" hasn't?
because in todays society all women are right and men cannot do a thing about it.
women have fought for equality and got it but they will allow exeptions when it suits them.
they are always right. always lady like and perfect and if the man disagree's then they will leave there "Other half" and find someone else to walk all over lol.
apparently men are dirt nowadays and women... they are all...
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Any Bad Brains fans out there?
whats bad brains?
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Who's idea was it to spend most of your life doing something you hate for not that much money?
lol its life.
i wish we all lived in medevil times again.
we hunt/build and survive and thats it lol.
life was so much simpler.
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How long has it been since you cleaned out, or deleted, the contents of your email inbox ? How many do you get before you get rid of them ?
... my hotmail account has 4891 unread messages...
i hope this answers your question lol
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Has a woman ever walked on the moon?
why would they want to. no shoe shops or nail salons up there.
O.J ladies haha sorry for provoking ;)
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You are walking up to the door of your house and see a huge snake sleeping in front, what shall you do?
poke it with a stick untill it gets mad then run out the back door.
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You're best physical feature is???
girls say i have a nice ass... a lot. i find it quite stange but okay.
i think its my eyes. they are like a nice dark green but sometimes change lighter for a random week haha
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Who can we trust to look after our money?
Nobody but yourself.
Stick it in the bank, fair enough, but i still dont feel its perticularly safe.
internet banking lol its a convinience but it cant be all that safe :S
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My answerbag level has just dropped from 260 to 190... again. Anyone else getting really sick of this?
Personally i find this very irritating
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I have a lot of girth and I always make my girlfriend bleed or she cant walk after. How can i have sex without hurting her?
share your answer... really need some advice
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i have not had sex in over 4 years do to my wife's low libido, what should i do?
i feel sorry for you i really do :(
hang in there mate but maybe you have more strength that me.
maybe you could leave her... or are you just as in love as i am lol?
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my heat is not hot in my car what could it be
i bet its something to do with the temprature.... hmmm yeah
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Why do you all want to convert me?
meh. fair point.
and the answer to your question is because they believe it makes you superior to all athiests and agnostics if you kiss a random idles ass and devote your life to something you have absolutely no clue about.
Religion promotes everything that humans like and it also promotes rape and murder and burning babies so... take what you will from religion but i will have none of it.
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did bradly out of eatsenders really die ?
no. he fell 20 ft the sprayed ketchup over his face. staged his own funeral and max is in on it as well.
and jack is a woman
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If you woke up tomorrow morning and you were the opposite gender, what would be the first thing you'd do, and how would you spend the day?
search for things to put inside me? i think i would start with a table leg.
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Advice about creating a band:How should I pick the ones as my band mates do they have to be really good in playing the musical instruments?
nope. as long as your all good looking and rebels then youl go far.
you can get better, have your music messed around with untill it sounds awesome but if your ugly... psh unlucky
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Do you like Islam?
Not really. i dont like christianity because of things like the old testament and the crusades but guess what... islams still doing it :(
religion disgusts me
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Does anyone know where can I watch "Skins season 3" online? becuase http://watchskinsepisodes.com/ doesn't work in my country.
OMG people spread the word
the new TV internet site that all british channels have bonded together to create!!!!
www.seesaw.com
has every episode of skins on it and they update it with every new episode
speaking of which is freddie actually dead now?
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Are the people with a lot of points simply put a bunch phony gangsters that game the system and have no merit whatsoever using "friends"?
... your very angry about this?
dude chill its just answerbag. loads of nob heads on here. you get over it dont you
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What's a good place to watch Family Guy online? Something that loads fast, please and I really only care if I watch Stewie Kills Lois and Lois Kills Stewie if that helps any. I missed those ones.
www.seesaw.com
www.vevo.com
try both of them
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What is there at the end of the universe?
If the Answerbag points system started working suddenly... i do believe the shock would cause a black hole to form and swallow our universe.
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Should Answerbag management be fired because they don't understand the point system is outrageously defective and should be changed?
Answerbag Point system = Facepalm
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What evidence of God is there?
would it be called faith if there was evidence?
leave it alone lol. people are going to believe what they want.
there may be a day in the future when the truth is revealed. maybe not.
just chill. smoke some pot lol
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As a foreigner, what do you think of Mexico and mexicans?
good donkeys. good people. good food.
Franky and Benny's ftw!!
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What if marriage was defined as two people who love each other? Would that be so bad?
meh.
they should make a new sort of bonding. involving lots of sex and intoxication.
happy times. fuck swearing to god and making all these rules and rubbish. if you love each other you dont cheat/hit/steal or w/e each other.
Why must the fuckin bible bashers get involved.
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If you could create world peace but had to legalize pot, would you?
haha are you kidding?
i would legalise it anyway.
If i could save the world at the same time though then yeah.
i think its an inevitiblility though. you will get world peace if you lagalise pot.
might be a food shortage for a while but im sure we could get a good balance. make more jobs for the people who would grow it.
Weed is good. Nobody has ever died from weed as apose to the millions...
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What is your opinion of computers?
they keep me in the job.
Pain in the ass never the less
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Which party plays the "fear card" most..democrats or republicans
none. it has to be jesus
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What are reasons to debate that the entire bible was written by men and is not the 'inspired word of God'?
it wasn't the word of god. if it was we would already know it. he would have made us with the knowledge already but with the choice to follow the rules or not.
text was made by man. sounds in the throat that make words were made by man. why does god have vocal chords? why does he have a mouth? he doesn't need them. he is a superior being.
because he made us in his own image you say? oh how...
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Whats the best way to to make someone stop talking?
wrap a steel pipe over the top of their head.
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If there was another planet discovered that human life a survive on. Would you pick up your family and move there?
deffo.
If there were already people there then no.
if there was nobody there but loads of like alien animal life and big predators and loads of nature and stuff :D i would amost deffinitely be happy there. hunting, gathering, building and being free :D
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If a parent kills the person who molested and raped their child, what punishment do you think that parent should receive?
they are tried by people whos children obviously havent been molested and raped.
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who sings this song Ohhh say what you wanna say be what you wanna be yeah
no idea really.
sounds a little like
john mayer - Say
but thats probs wrong
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i have to wear jumpers all the time because i have alot of skin moles on my arms, is there anyway of removing or covering up?
cut off your arms :)
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what is ur fave hardstyle song?
Dark by Design - Mad World
and
Showtek - Black Anthem
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Why are my wet dreams never about my husband?
you should be asking yourself that question.
Please do him a favor and find out what your true feelings are and tell him whether they are good or bad!!!
i think my girlfriend doens't want to be intimate with me anymore and she is always having dirty dreams but i dont dare ask who their about. i can kind of guess. its horrible. makes me feel empty.
tell your husband how you feel before it...
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Can rats help clear landmines?
Not if greenpeace have anything to do with it
but if we could we could call it Redpeaces and the logo could be like a rat with only an arm a tail and his body and hed sorta winking and givin you a thumbs up :)
and the slogan...
"Leaving fields... Sqeaky clean" =D
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Have you ever seen a vending machine that sold condoms?
every public toilet in england i think
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What is a common saying, proverb, or slogan that uses the word "hand." (Please avoid obscene or profane expressions. Thanks.)
"Don't bite the hand that feeds you"
But surely you knew that one :)
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What is worse? marijuana or alcohol
Alcohol!!!! disgusting compared to pot.
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Do you think a rhyme is sublime?
A rhyme is sublime if its said on time
with a steady beat, rhyming is a passion of mine
its just words that make sense even if they dont
because they rhyme, but not all the time, cuz sometimes they wont
and that when you gotta take a few steps back
smoke a few trees and get back on track
write a full length essay of rhyme and flow
then spit it and use it as croud control
make them move make em...
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What is hidden under your mattress?
on the mattress itself... cum and a blood stain ;)
under the bed... crusty cum? HAHA oj nah man just some serious dust and the occasional vodka bottle :D
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Are you still afraid of something that you were scared of as a child?
Fucking Clowns!!!! :O
yuck *shivers*
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What would be a cute name for a female or male yorkie? I'm getting one in a week (6 weeks old) & I don't know what to name it.
lol i had a few yorkies growing up
Toby
Dinky (Northern English for Small)
Lucy
they were ours but you can call it trevor!
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why is life so fragile?
Because it is lol just is. Thats why we have a sense of self preservation.
of course there are those that choose to ignore it seeing as they are going to go to "heaven" anyway but seriously. we are fragile. keep healthy. mentally and physically.
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The 'stepped', won , only whites, and now there was a scoring issue , and they were even told whites should not enter, its a black thing?
mate you typed in the wrong URL...
i think you were looking for
www.dyslexicanswerbag.com
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What came before God?
God's dad for sure. i would imagine he would of had to of came otherwise how would gods mum have given birth?
oh and god's mum's midwife. and her agency
and the intergalactic councils equivelent of the NHS. it sucked back then as well.
and the earth wasn't created by god. gods dads car was a bit shit and the exhaust backfired causing cataclysmic explosions and for god's science project to...
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Just because it is the end of us does that make it the end of the world?
¬,¬ may i present to you exhibit A... Mr T-Rex
The earth will never really end... it may become inhabitable, barren and cold. but it will always keep on floating around. bobbin. spinnin. endlessly around the infinity of space.
we are but parasites to the earth.
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Liz Cheney says attorneys who defend terrorist suspects in a court of law be it military or civilian courts are terrorist. Do you agree?
lol its attorneys job... that very same attorney could have put countless rapists and murderers away. they could have also got them off the hook. either way they do their job to the best of their ability. they are paid to do a job. dont hate the player. hate the game
in other words dont moan about attorneys! moan about the system that means attorneys are neccessary!
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i bet your bored ,cause your reading this
indeed. that and i like answerbag while im working. keeps my brain going when shit gets slow
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Why do some people enjoy picking on someone else. Thet must be pretty miserable with themselves don't you think?
some people are just dicks and they really think they are doing nothing wrong. i know many. my mate was in critical condition thanks to one of these dicks. they think they are god and they cannot be beaten and anybody who doesn't kiss their ass is disrespecting them. therefore, because they are superior to you, they will kick your ass or give you some shit.
like i said. some people are just...
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how do i do to get a real bf ?
you have already started looking in the wrong place. as many geeks and failures will tell you lol.
you dont find boyfriends by sitting on your PC :)
darlin you go lookin your gonna get what you dont want. wait for it to come. you will know when it feels right.
just get on with your life. trust me, relationships dont make life any easier. no matter how much you love the person and how...
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Why doesnt Edward Cullen want Bella Swan to be a vampire?
Because in the books it says that Edward believes when you become a vampire, you lose your soul.
he doesn't want bella to lose her soul. he doesn't want to see her kill and become anything other than who she is.
i hate my gf for getting me into twilight ¬,¬
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What would you do if you had the power to stop time?
I would deffo stop time in the morning when my alarm goes off and sleep for another 8 hours or so then just get ready and start time again :D
Im a genius lol
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Serious? If you're a person who has considered or attempted suicide, why did you want to end your life? Who or what saved you?
i attemted suicide when the girl i loved with all my heart slept around behind my back. I threw everything away to keep her. my family, my friends, everything. i had no job and no life. i just waited for her at her house whenever she went out and that was it. she slept with a load of my old friends while i was waiting for her on several occasions. i didn't find this out untill later. then she...
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what female race or nationality is determined the best in bed?
Chinese usually.
Please nobody take offence but from what every male has ever told me...
the chinese girls because... their sheltered and controled upbringing makes them dirtier and more wild in bed seeing as they just let themselves go and because...
they are tighter due the the fact/myth that chinese men have smaller penises that other races.
therefore they also enjoy it more.
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At what age should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday?
16 + untill 18 which should be a huge piss up and then your 21'st which you shouldn't be able to remember.
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Do you think that Jamie Bulger's mother has the right to know what John Venables is currently being held for?
Damn fucking right she does! The little fuckers should have never been let out to begin with. My mums a police officer and she has told me in detail what they actually did to him. the stuff the papers would not print. Its fucking disgusting. However old they are i dont care. They should have been hung.
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There is absolutely NO EVIDENCE to support the baseless theory of Evolution. Can anyone give me ANY CONCRETE evidence to support this theory
i'm not even going to say a word 0,o
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What annoys you most about the opposite gender and are you male or Female?
im a male... i severely hate that old... But im a girl, im aloud....
fuck off!!!
she hits me, gives me shit, says horrible stuff that would actually make her cry if i said them but shes aloud cause she's a girl... ¬,¬
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With all the earthquakes happening do you think these are the signs jesus spoke of in Matthew 24?
quote it for me. Haven't read that.
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What Could Be The Best Present I Can Give To My Hubby On His Birthday?
:) buy him something nice that he talks about or whatver and then buy yourself something nice and treat him later on ;)
birthday he wont forget
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I read that a man was arrested for paedophillia. He took a picture of his son on a mall ride. What is the world coming to?
Share you're answer :)
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Can tapeworms be trained to asisst people dieting?
Hahahaha nice idea.
Although i think most people would "squirm" at the thought of having a tapeworm :S
i know i do :(
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Do humans have instincts, or are all our actions a result of our environment?
we all have instincts :) especially men lol as women love to point out :D
Fear, the impulses to hurt, run, attack and shout. these are examples of animal instinct that we all have.
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What's you best DIY tip?
Don't lick the wires to see if they are working.
When using a hammer, try your best not to miss the nail.
Ensure the door isn't to big for the space in the wall.
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I found a large, elliptical pink pill. It has no markings on it, just a score on one side. Any ideas?
sounds like amoxacillin or however its spelled. then it could also be....... anything in the world. colour and shape of pill mean nothing. just throw it away lol why even keep it?
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If you had to carry a self-defence weapon , what would be your choice?
one big ass Katana...
or maybe a police kosh... the kind that extend with one flat bone breaking side and one rounded muscle crippling side :D
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Does your sense of humor have boundaries?
lol nah not really. haha fuck it.
i especially love chilling with friends that are like a different race/religion to me. haha just insulting each other racially. tons of fun :D:D
i never laugh as hard as i do when im hurling racial abuse at my mates and getting a shit load back. there are some funny white jokes out there lol
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Is it alright to judge someone based on their size, weight, or looks?
yes it is.
if you saw an obese man wearing a trash bag and a chamber pot on his head with blood pouring from his lips because hes been chewing on them then i can safely say i would judge him as a crack head and i would probably be correct.
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I have an amazing idea for a buisness. A barber shop but in the fasion of "Hooters" What would you name it?
S( . )Nip( . )pers
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what is you opionion on tattoos?
i have one on my left pec. got it when i was 16 though (haha sould of asked for ID but he was too lazy and im a good liar)
its a nice shaded tribal and im thinking about uising it as the centre piece to a half body tattoo. full sleave, soulder, back, just generally one side of tribal on my body :D
Tattoo's are awsome!
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What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free?
a free gift is something that flashes on your browser and when you click on it, you sell your soul to the devil
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What does Queen Elizabeth sing during the British national anthem?
Darren Styles - Save Me
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Why does my dog chew his feet?
cause their itchy :)
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What is a good liquor to drink in the morning?
either Bourbon or Vodka.
warming and it wakes you up.
a large shot of vodka and a can of Red Bull or Relentless and your on your way
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What is something that would be difficult to steal?
Shamu the whale...
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How many men wear short skirts, pantyhose, and high heels publicly as a man, like I do? Who has seen a guy like me out and about?
i have a club near me called "Funny Girls"...
its a transvestite club. funnily enough its a good laugh. nice people.
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Can I legally kick my 18 year old son out of my house? Is there a statute that says I have to give him notice like a tenant, even though he is not a tenant? I would think parents should have the right to kick a non rent paying adult child out of the house
i got kicked out when i was 16... im fine. if hes being a lazy bum then kick him out. he will have some rough times but he will become stronger and he will be forced to make something of himself.
im now almost 18 and i have a job, a girlfriend and im looking to buy a place of my own. currently paying rent at my grandma's.
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According to Rev. Gerald Polly (spelling?), anyone who dies in California is barred from heaven, have you heard this?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA...... owned
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Is a person who does not believe in God because he has never heard the word banned from heaven?
nope. and if their a baby and their daddy sinned, they are cursed anyway and, according to the old testament, they should be burned alive so god can sniff em.
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Never mind the dinosaurs, where are the kangaroos in 'the' bible?Or Sloth, Duck Billed Platypus, Kiwi, Kakapo, Komodo Dragon?
Fuck the bible.
spit on it, wipe your ass with it then burn it. each and every lying, dirty, evil page should be defiled and destroyed
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Is it alright to spank a 10 year old if you catch him smoking?
haha questions like this are ussually asked after the deed is done... whats the point?
feel guilty and searching for some reasurance of other asshole child beaters?
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Whats your favorite soda
Dr.Pepper i would think... maybe
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iv been getting colds every 2 or 3 weeks in the last year what is causing this?
your heroin addiction
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Would You Take a 10 Percent Pay Cut to Save Your Coworkers' Jobs?
depends which co-workers they were...
if it was the hot secretary then maybe
otherwise i would rather not :)
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What does Code 9 stand for in internet slang?
means GTFO N00b b4 I TTLY pwn u!
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Suppose there was a scientific break-through that allowed us to destroy all viruses, viroids, prions and bacteria without harming any other type of life. Once unleashed, it would kill all bacteria forever. Do we use it?
right... just get rid of our last defence against the ailiens... real smart ¬,¬
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If God always was, what was He doing all that eternity before He created the universe?
Not existing for another species?
Not creating other races and then not existing for them either?
Eating passing spaceships?
Waiting for the 14A bus?
Playing Spore?
Playing COD?
Searching online for some hot chicks?
Getting used to Facebook?
or... i am leaning more towards... fuck all because he doesn't exist... no idea why though
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do you agree with this?
thats why i sit in graveyards at 3am ever satuday with a bottle of vodka and goats blood.
Better company... they dont talk shit, just lie there. quietly. listening :D
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What do you think of the movies of today, in general?
still not enough hardcore sex
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Do you play carnival games even though you know they are rigged?
haha yes i will one day win. i will never give up.
i am that good at the ring toss that i even won the carny and his son... with one hoop 0,0
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great creation story .. adam & eve - have 3 kids .. cane seth & able .. ALL BOYS !
anyone else see a problem here ???
yeah i do lol
Seen the film year 1 with jack black?
haha seth is funny in that
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If one religion were to control the world, what religion would be the best for the many cultural differences that exist? The worst?
Buddhism
so peacefull and understanding.
i swear they are just religious stoners. they are brilliant lol
deffo buddhism.
the worst would be islam or christianity. too many rules, regulations, punishments for this, no rewards for that.
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Guys: Do you like watching girls masturbate? Does it turn you on or make you disgusted?
on video yeah sure its brilliant.
when their right infront of you though its a little odd.
im here, with a penis... use it woman!!!
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Would you ever let your gf hump your leg? O.O
why not. record it as well
thats like what 250 bucks on funny home video's?
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Do you think trees and plants feel pain?
maybe... if so god damn winter must hurt.
it's like
"its that time of year again yo... my hands are dropping off"
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Come on. As an intelligent, logical human being, do you honestly believe that there was a talking snake and someone who could turn water into wine? Do you really think someone was resurrected from the dead in the past?
lol absolutely, unequivicolly, without a shadow of a doubt... NO!!!!
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what are good techno songs with bass
Search in youtube:
Ganjaguru - Overload vs It's a Dream
Dark by Design & SMG - Lost in the Dark
Dark by Design & SMG - Walking in the air
Dark by Design - Mad World
those are hardstyle. which is just bassy ass hardcore techno
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What kind of plant is this?
http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/7306/plantcv.jpg
dno. smoke it and find out :S
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Does anybody else worship Satan as a god?
i worship my girlfriend.
untill she gives me the leg lock then i sacrifice her to lucifer
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What does This Mean? :)) I like it,but I literally want to know if it's different from the regular smiley face.
It's a fat smiley face with a double chin.
lol only joking. tilt your head sideways and imagice the )) as two lips. its like an open mouthed smile instead of a closed mouth grin hehe :)
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Is anyone nervous about posting questions which maybe construed as politically controversial on the internet?
ROFL nah fuck that
try and stop me! i'm not politically correct, i'n not tactfull.
i am Relentless and nobody can stop me.
the beauty of free speach and the internet means no matter what your opinion is, it can be heard and debated by the world!!!
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I am struggling with credit card debt. What is the way to relieve from it?
Change your name, move to mexico for around 10 years then go home and you will be presumed dead :) saul good.
or go to jail for a while. its alright man
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If a computer program had a bug in it that caused you to go into a rage and hurt yourself, can you sue the programmers for negligence?
i am an IT technician
i wish you could mate i really do
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Why is it that we christians have to go 24/7 listening to people about sin/swearing yet they won't give us a minute to talk about God?
because nobody wants to listen to that bullshit
swearing is life, life is real.
religion is theory and doesn't affect you whatsoever throughout your life.
stop whining and get over it.
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Everybody complains about their jobs. Name one thing you like about your job (excluding the obvious...$)
the prospects and the oppertunity for growth
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Is there really a way if there is a will?
i dont know about a way... but theres ussualy an old dead guy
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A killer whale kills a woman trainer in Orlando,this is the third person this whale has killed. Do you think the whale should be killed?
would you kill a dog for barking?
would you kill a monkey for climbing?
they are the oceans greatest predators. its what they do. of course you shouldn't kill it!!!
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Which TV show had the best theme song?
Angel
deffoooooo
haha good tune.
and NCIS
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What are the quickest working diet pills?
Laxatives
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Who's successful: The person who achieves their goal quickly and becomes rich or the person who struggles most of their life and is poor?
obv the rich guy who achieves his goals quickly.
if your poor and are always stuggling... how is that succeeding?
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why does my cat leave at 1:00 in thee morning
goes for a pee???
escaping from you???
dealing some serious cat nip???
Going out to gang bang a dog with its mates???
doing some serious cat burgaling???
going down the the 24/7 for some cigarettes???
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If you had one chance to kill anybody you want without punishment who would it be? Why?
the guy who made the "we buy any car" advert...
i would take such pleasure from that.
i might do it anyway. i would do the time. it would be worth it.
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Am i too young to get engaged at 18/19? I've been with my boyfriend for 3 and a half years.
deffo not
im thinking about it and im 17, been with my girlfrind for around 10 months
some people say its a rushed decision or w/e but its nothing to do with other people.
if you love your parter that much that you want to spend the rest of your life with them, then go for it.!!!
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Which of these video games is the best
obviously lol
how many other games have got such replay value or online fun
dont care how many Haters there are. COD reins supreme
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What do you think of Slipknot
they have a few good songs...
however... we all get left behind
that song sucked ass man
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What kinda pizza sounds good 2night?
Texas BBQ chicken Pizza from Dominos
jesus christ thats a good pizza... and i hate chicken and all that crap on pizza but seriously. its orgasmic
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can you get moles removed for free by the nhs?
does it leave scars?
is there any other way getting of getting rid of them?
depends if they are cancerous
they shouldn't leave scars too big but it obviously depends on the size of the mole.
get it checked out, if it is cancerous then you can discuss with your doctor about having it removed.
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What is the best small business accounting software?
Sage... all the way!
my company supports it as well. its good software.
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My roomate's dog just ate my pizza, the whole thing... Can I sue him?
just kill the dog. its all good haha
or if this wasa serious question... seek professional help you fat bastard
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What miracles has God done in your life?
reading these "miracles" actually depresses me.
your no more informed or blessed than the crack heads rolling around in the gutters muttering about how god speaks to them and blah blah bah.
doesn't exist lol
smell the coffee pleasE!!!!!!!!
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What's the best shortest movie you've ever seen?
at the begining of most disney pixar movies there are always like 10 minute animated movies that are the best thing in the world.
i like the one with all the birds on the phone wire :D
cant remember which movie thats from though :P
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When a commercial comes on TV, and the volume goes way up, are you--?
we buy any car dot come! we buy any car dot com! we buy an... *BANG*
its hammer time
sledge hammer... ¬,¬
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Why are all Americans so fat?
because gods trying to kill them for their arogance
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If vampires have no reflection, how come they have such neat hair?
because they are sexy
in most books or w/e about vampires, it grows that way to make them attractive to their prey.
i also think in anne rice novels that their hair grows identical the the way it was in life
:)
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I've just started the Cisco CCNA training track at a local Community College. Any tips on completing it successfully?
TEST ENGINES FTW!!!!
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whats the most addictive drug?
nicotine :(
i need a fag
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Do qualifications get you what you want?
im dissapointed doyler lol
the first question from you that i have seen that didn't make sense :o
no seriously though. it depends entirely on the qualification. it looks good on a CV so in that respect yes but the actual qualifiction is just theory lol.
i have multiple qualifications in IT and im not exactly rolling in it. what you need is entry level exams and qualifications to get...
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Why do people worship satan?
because come on lets face it
lucifer worship... what rules are there? do as you please, reserver a good place in hell, apparently lucifer grants you powers to control spirits and other things
at the end of he day... if you cant beat him, join him.
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Is there anything remotely Olympian about hurtling head-first down a track at 90mph on a tea-tray?
i would imagine the strength and stamina it takes to lie on a tea tray would requires years of training.
dont scoff at such a feat my friend. be inspired by it.
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Should Israel and The United States of America launch a preemptive attack on Iran to knock out their nuclear capability?
dont necessarily attack them.
just sabotage the plants so they cant do much with it.
make them waste their money so that its all more trouble than its worth.
or just blow up the country
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what is creatine? is it a quick muscle builder?
for me and anyone who has tried it, it doesn't build muscle it just defines them more. you look musclier but your not lol. dont know how but you basically end up more toned and fit that you would without it. same muscle but more strength if you know what i mean.
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Can anyone here actually prove the christian faith wrong?
you cant prove faith wrong.
faith is belief without reason or logic. it is just pure, raw, belief. i hate it.
it is for the weak minded and blind in my opinion
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should people that are cruel to animals get stiffer penalties?
fucking too right.
if its a dog or cat or any animal really the charges should be the same as those for human cruelty and neglect.
makes me sick. who actually does it? makes them feel big and tough. i would beat the shit out of anyone who did that to an animal, see how they like it.
pussys
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Is evolution just a theory or fact?
yeah sure god gave me a apendix... for no reason... thatks god. lol nice one
fuck that lol course evolutuion is real :D
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how can i add side burns to my hair?
lol... dont cut it?
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is a saber of light possible?
its called a torch mate
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If you found out a family member you greatly admired committed a crime in their past, what would you do?
probs giggle
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What do you think 2012 well be like? Doomsday or new calender, Real or Fake?
people people... its another year, another day, another second of the earth. what on earth could possibly happen lol.
i am prepared to eat my words if neccessary but i severely doubt anything is going to happen!
FAKE!
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Who is better Elvis or Johnny Cash? In your opinion.....
johhhny cash for deffo. complete legend
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i'm not who he thought i was will he ever be happy?
lol everyone is assuming the guy is manipulating with silly lines and such
he might be fair enough
but why aren't you who he thought??
you a dude? on drugs? secret agent?
i know im being a dick but if you give me some more information i will answer you the best i can :)
HTH darlin
chin up
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so i got hit in the face and now my lip is swollen and puffy. There's a little cut on the inside. What can i do to make it de-swell fast?
put ice on it!!! everyone knows this lol
pack of frozen pea's or w/e
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You want to shoot people with your new gun. Which person are you more likely to shoot?
the spotty, grease pot behind the drive thru at McDonalds who never gets my order right.
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If I get the chance to kill a terrorist I intend to take his scalp- and keep it. What do you think of that?
i shall join you in the cutting
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Do you think that 11-year-old children should be able to have boyfriends?
everyones relating 11 year old relationships to our adult ones. i had girlfriends from the age of 9 upwards. my little brothers whos 10 has a girlfriend
lol they hold hands at a push and other than that they ignore each other because thats how it works at that age.
sheesh stop sheltering your kids and teach them something, or at least let them learn for themselves.
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what do you think when you see muslims?
depends... on a train or bus i would think "oh shit oh shit oh shit"
otherwise nothing lol
btw i was only kidding before idk what religion everybody is.
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Why r most religions extremely similar, such as Muhamed and Jesus, our saviors?
because copyrighting wasn't around back then and that monk in the hills who wrote the first ever religious book got screwed over by his agency.
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Are Macs really better than PCs, or is it just a marketing scam perpetrated by Apple?
they both have pro's and con's just like any other comparison of things in the world.
it depends on what you want them for.
but i can deffo say that finding things that are compatible with macs is a nightmare and for hat reason among many i prefer PC.
plus everything is backwards on mac's. PC users tend to die immediatly when they go to close a window and realise the close window button is...
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Why does the world think americans are arrogant? It's not our fault we are the best in the world
to be honest i have no idea as i ask myself this on many occasions.
many a time i have been playing COD online or something and the american kids are so intolerable i tend to switch teams just to kill them. then do the same again when i realise there are more on the team i just switched to.
however the older americans are actually quite level head... well thats a generalisation but i dont...
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What is the %-age i could get pregnant if my bf ejaculated inside me the same day i consumed the1st small brown hormonal pill of the month?
lol your in the shitter then.
need to take a course of a few weeks to a month before it has any real effect at all.
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my cd drive doesn't appear to be working on my PC, if i put a disc in, i barely even hear it spin, is there anything i can do to fix this?
you may need to install the drivers. if it came with a disc then insert the disc and just follow the instructions on installing the drivers.
to check if there arent any drivers go to
right click my computer
select manage
select Device Manager from the left hand side
if there are any yellow "!"' then double click that (only if you dont have the CD, follow the instructions below)
click on the...
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What is the "name" given to a Catholic church that the Pope has visited more than once?
the catholic church of little orphan boys
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Is Bluetooth dangerous?
could be a sign of late gum disease... get it checked out
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Do you think heaven is real? Do you believe in it?
yes i do. heaven for me is sitting with my girlfriend having a smoke and watching pointless TV with the girl i love.
however the concept of heaven being a place in the afterlife... unfortunatly i dont. i dont think it exists. however i would love to be proved wrong.
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If somebody says "X is a GEEK", what does it mean?
lol ill forget waiting for your answer
a "geek" in modern day terms means someone who is just generally nerdy and clever or someone who plays lots of computer games and doesn't really get out much.
however the word is actually the name given to a carny who bites the heads of live chickens.
i dont see how the two relate but thats how it is.
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How do you think the universe was created?
it was made because i wanted somewhere to hang out.
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If somebody says "X is a GEEK", what does it mean?
when you say X do you mean that X represents a person?
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What are you doing against global warming in your everyday life ? Give us examples please?
absolutely nothing because its a freaking myth. the planet warms up and cools down, warms up and then guess what... cools down again. tell me, what exactly caused the ice age? all the cars? no. it happens and there is nothing we can do about it.
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how do you say dog?
Cant remember how to spell my ex's name. sorry
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someones question made me think. this is for me and her. How do you vent Your anger/sadness/negative feelings?
as i have already said in the other persons question i vent by writing poems or raps.
refer to http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1924363 and answer the best you can :)
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what is leviathan
something tremendous in size...
or in the biblical sense it is a sea monster than appears in the bible a few times.
lol gotta love the bible ¬,¬ and people base their lives on that bloody book!
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Why do non-believers discredit the (hard evidence) eyewitness rercordings, as the "facts" of the power of God?
What hard evidence lol?
give me gods bank statement and i will believe in that hard evidence.
not the recordings of some random monk in the mountains?
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What is the best thing God have ever done for you???
not existing. thats one of his best ones
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I'm not too smart. Can I become a computer programmer and make a lot of money, but then complain that I don't make enough?
of course you can lol.
If your good at programming then yes. i meet a lot of programmers in my line of work and some of them are absolute mongs. but they are damn good at their job.
programming is in high demand! demand your moneys!!!!
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Do you know how to do a spin kick?
no but i can whisk eggs
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Is another definition for an Atheist a "know it all"?
absolutely not. athiest dont believe because they dont know.
i am an athiest and i don't believe i know it all. i just strive to learn. if i cant solve a problem or i dont understand something then i look for proof, facts, evidence and generally anything relevant at all to life.
believers don't. they turn to god and are none the wiser. ignorant fools in my opinion.
i think the meaning of...
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whats so great about the twilight series?
people can relate to it...
well women can, i dont mind it because i really fuckin love vampires but even twilight vamps are sucky. they don't even fight man
Angel... now THAT was a good series
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If you had the chance to fight any celebrity that you wanted to in a mixed-martial arts competition, which celebrity would you choose?
Jackie Chan and jet lee
oooh i would bleed on them good
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What is the benefit of practicing fighting while blindfolded?
cause it builds up your pain tollerance by getting shovelled in the face repeatedly
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What would be the best way for an untrained person to fight someone 9 or 10 inches taller and around 50 pounds heavier?
with steel toe capped boots and a kick to the bollocks
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Do you really care about what Tiger Woods has to say when it comes to his personal life?
i dont care who he fucks, screws over, cheats on or whatever. he plays some good golf. must be all the sex chilling him out.
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What advice would you give Tiger Woods right now?
your busted. go for gold! go hook up with some stupidly famous or ditsy people... lots of them. then write a book :)
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How is religion helpful to society?
depends on the society you like? if you like the brainwashed, do as your told and never think for yourself kind then its really helpfull.
for freedom look elswhere as, contrary to what they tell you, God isn't the answer.
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quickest way to get cocaine out of your system
lol stop giving him stupid life lessons and answer him idiots.
sleep it off mate. its in your blood so if you excersise or w/e it will go round faster and fuck you up even more.
just try and get some sleep. heck even have a W*** before bed to chill out some more.
you could also smoke some dope but you will be clinically depressed for a few days after. coke comedowns are bad enough. dont...
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Are there alcohol-free or smoke-free cruise ships?
there are allocated places on board for you if you dont want to be around that environment but unfortunatly, not enough people would pay through the nose for a cruise and not get drunk or have a fag.
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What should I do,my 12 yr old daughter told me that when she gets angry she wants to hurt herself,what should I do?
Explain that it is perfectly natural and help her to find alterative ways to vent.
i used to be a self harmer. i have tried countless things to vent. (including standing half naked outside in the middle of the night screaming and punching walls).
i successfully found a way. i write poems/raps. dont rap them, barely ever read over them. but the feeling of putting all my negative thoughts into...
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Do you ever get tired of fighting battles all the time and want to put the sword down for awhile and just take a breather? Do you?
i will fight till the death!!!
my girlfriends telling me too come of the PC now :(
*starts sprinting downstairs"
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Should gambling be illegal?
never! you would be surprised how much income this "activity" gives to economies and even sometimes the gambler
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What is your opinion of conspiracy theorists?
they either need to lay off the weed or start on it
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When showering, do you start the water and then get in or get in, then start the water?
get in, start the water, scream like a little girl and get out.
im ussually too tired in the mornings to remember to get out when i turn it on :(
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There are two ways to conquer and enslave a naton. One is by the sword, the other is by debt -John Adams. And the biggest debtor is....?
he missed out the method of sanctions.
stop all trade to the country untill starvation and lack of... well, anything really will soon have them on their knees. and with a considerably lower ammount of casualties.
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How long do you normally spend in the shower?
tricky question as their are too many variables.
under the normal sercumstances i would say around 20 minutes
but a lot of men enjoy their... gentlemans time... in the shower so that can easily knock it up to a lenghty 45 minutes
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Someone who speaks through clenched teeth is called?
Johnny justgotkickedintheballs smith
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Why aren't American Christians as committed to their religion as Islamic terrorist are to theirs?
can i ask you too google the crusades?
Christianity has its fair share of blood on its hands let me tell you.
to be honest islamic terrorists aren't commited to islam as most muslims follow it. they are commited to their own warped understanding of it. their leaders manipulate their thoughts and translate what they want out of the islamic messages to enforce their zianistic beliefs.
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If I draw a picture and scan it on to my PC, can I color it in on the computer?
open it with paint :) go over all the outlines with black. unfortunatly as its a scanned image you prob wont be able to fill colours properly because of the different shades of the paper :S
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What is the keyboard shortcut for taking a screenshot on windows 7?
print screen button next to F12 depending on your keyboard.
hit ctrl print screen aswell as i think it does the same thing but just to be sure lol :D
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Who is more happier and healthier in this earth - believers of God or non-believers..?
believers are ussually happier. not necessarily healthier but yeah happier.
non believers might not be as happy because we look at things logically and with thought rather than turning to god for every answer.
i maintain my beleif that religion is pure ignorance and as twisted taco mentioned. ignorance is bliss.
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What do you guys think? Should you be cool with your co-workers? Or only concentrate on your job?
be professional with them, keep it friends but not chummy. always be aware that these people will always step on you for promotions and to get ahead.
do NOT rely on them
do NOT trust them
just be civil and professional
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My computer has a virus, and to fix it, I need to type in my 'activation key' code! How Can I know that code? Where do I find it?
go start, run, type cmd and hit enter, type in... mrt i think or msrt
microsoft malicious software removal tool
let that run
see if it helps. saves faffing around with updating your antivirus while you still have the virus which will make things difficult.
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Someone who speaks through clenched teeth is called?
Hannibal Lecter
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What is the saddest movie you have ever seen?
The green mile
The notebook
not really upsetting but i found oddly enough that the latest harry potter was quite sad at dumbledores death scene. with all there wands and what not ^^
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Are rude/insulting people that way because of ignorance, being oblivious or simply not caring enough to be civil? Are they admirable?
sometimes its a defence mechanism. if your a prick to everyone they will think your tough or they wont like you enough to ask you about you.
they are hiding who they really are with some stupid personality that everyone hates.
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Would it be wrong for me to give a notepad and shocking pen to a deaf guy at work so he could write me a note. Would he be insulted?
deaf or not deaf hes still a person lol. do it man do it! you wouldn't be bothered about doing to anyone else regardless if they didn't like it. the fact your scared of being a prick just because he's deaf (for me at least) is also a form of discrimination.
im not saying i would push someone in a wheelchair into a pool or something but you know what i mean
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Why are people usually much more confident when they're drunk?
because, even though you may be aware of the consiquences, you really dont care about them.
i.e. chatting up a girl/guy
whats the worst that could happen? get rejected... your still drunk though so its all good haha
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What are some recession-proof Jobs?
bailif
drug dealer
pound/dollar shop owner.
its how i roll G
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Paris Hilton is pondering how to make the world a better place when she gets out. Any suggestions for her?
stay inside...
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How easy or difficult would it be for you to resort to the use of violence if it were unavoidable?
easy. violence is a strange concept made by man.
it is natural to react violently to certain sircumstances. a lot more situations that you might think invoke violent thought and impulses. it is only the reasoning and logic that has been drilled into us since we were children that stops us.
i tend to think outside the box and would deffinitely resort to violence quite easily. not senseless...
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How would you describe “happiness”?
the blissfull feeling when your girlfriend touches you and you get a raging semi ^^
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What kind of food would you eat one week straight if you had no other choices?
Muscle and weight gain milkshakes.
damn it i will starve and god damn it i will be bigger than arny!
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If you push a button, someone, somewhere will die, but you'll recieve a million dollars on the spot. Would you push the button?
id fuckin press that bad boy over and over again mwuhahahahaha
stop thinking about inoccents and think about the big picture.
i could kill osama...?
with all the money i could invest it into the economy and increase the worlds quality and wealth.
end world hunger.
do many many things.
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What is the most popular shape of diamond for Diamond engagement rings?
probs oval cut. mind you princess cut is also very popular atm. its nice and looks good on a simple ring.
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i cant sign in to the internet on my ps3 and i was wondering if anyone knows how to rectify this problem
can be many things.
unplug your router and plug it back in after about a minute. then try again
set up the network connection again just to refresh it basically
if that doesnt work
google it :D
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My wife was pinned down and sat on at a party she went to, why do women sit on each other in fights? men don't do it.
Dave.
because women have to built in need to dominate. males dominate my causing pain. they aren't happy with domination. they need surrender and admition that they are better. women just need to feel dominant. end of. think of most animals... i choose dogs lol. to dominate then jump on the other dog and hump it or wrestle it. just the same with women. they drag each other down and dry to get on top...
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Could someone with their personal experience tell me if they had an amniocentesis done and were told their baby was going to have down syndrome, if at birth the test was wrong? How many 16 year olds do you know that had babys diagnosed with Downs?
my girlfriend was meant to have downs. she had the tests while her mother was pregnant.
the tests were wrong in this instance
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Can you imagine how differently "Charlott's Web" might have turned out if she had used a question mark?
what the hell lol im afraid i dont get it
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What is the best "Your Momma" joke?
i heard a good one recently...
your momma is so ugly, when she was born, the doctor smacked your grandma instead of her!
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Why are we so obsessed with painting teenage motherhood as such an absolute calamity?
because the older people get, the smarter they think they are. they think they know everything and have to change things to the way they want it or they dont like it. people believe that having kids early isn't right because of responsibility and blah blah blah.
the sad thing is they actually believe all the shit they spew from their mouths
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Is there really a TRUE RELIGION exist?
religeon is ignorance at its highest. none of it is true because nobody knows at all
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I can't live with out her so how do I win her back?
if she fucked up, leave her alone.
if you fucked up, leave her alone and give her time.
if it just ended because she fell out of love or vise versa then give her time but dont stay to far away
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How do you want your ex (or ex's) to treat you?
i would like them to be civil lol at least. not to bring up old stories and bad times from the relationship. when a relationship dies, so should all the bitchy-ness and stupid comments. if your no longer in a relationship... whats the point lol
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Should I post nude photos of my ex? She didn't cheat or anything but I'd like put this in her face for leading me on after our breakup.
if she didn't do anything wrong then no lol its just nasty.
just hold on to em incase she does fuck you around. then unleash hell
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where do you go in your search for truth .. ?
inside my own head where nobody can interupt my thoughts. my true feelings are found in solitude
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How much should a married couple share?
theres a difference lol
your giving everything
hes giving nothing
thats not sharing, thats taking advantage
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What do you Think is Hell and What is it like? This is a question to all religious beliefes and ofcourse to non religious beliefes.
i dont really believe in hell. BUT if there was then i would imagine it would be a senario in your life. seeing as you either go to heaven or hell because of your actions, the ideal hell would be to relive your worst actions over and over again.
from the victims point of view or otherwise if thats the kind of scenario :S
you know what i mean lol
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im planning on joining nin-jutsu, will meditation be necessary?
meditation is never necessary. it is a choice. if you look at meditation that way then it will seem like a rule or something and its not.
its a form of relaxation and concentration. it will only work if you actually want to do it.
meditation can be a part of it if you want it to be. its never necessary
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Muslims: Is Allah's love for you unconditional?
i am not a muslim but i know a fair bit about islam.
seems like his love is unmeasurable but your actions are met with severe consiquences... he told the angels he loves man more than them. why would he do that if his love was unconditional because surely he would love them as much as us?
he must love you in the way that he will take you out of hell eventually if you believe in him no matter...
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How many people feel their parents screwed them up as kids?
refer to my question http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1912377
decide for yourself lol
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Do enteties exist by any chance in paganism or any other religion?
in islam... they have djinn's which are like... demons on another plane
lol does that count?
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Where did the word 'Chav' come from?
Council Housed Aggressive Violent Scruff
CHAVS
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When people make fun of me, i have no comebacks. if someone said," you talk weird." whats your comeback. i need help.
say " no my friend... it is not my voice... it is your incredibly retarded ears"
then if its not painfull enough for them, follow it up with "they are almost as bad as your face"
and if that doesn't work or you just want to crucify them with your words. finish it with a dissapointed voice and pretend you feel sorry for them and say "you must get it from your mother your poor thing" and shake...
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I always come off as very loyal to all of my friends, why does it seem as if they leave me or see fit to take advantage of me?
i am the same as you and its because we either choose the wrong friends or we let them walk all over us. i have stopped being loyal and helpfull lol because people are users. there is only so much more you can take untill you give up as well.
fuck them all
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I have a 'round' head according to a hairstyle website, would a Bi-hawk (double mohawk) suit me?
they dont suit anybody. makes your head look like a retarded runway for small insects
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How often do you download music, movies, or other things from the net?
this becomes more and more annoying lol. youtube for music. seesaw.com for tv and movies :)
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Where do you go in your search for enlightenment .. ?
gotta be the toilet. i swear man, when im takin a dump... everything makes sense. i feel at peace :D
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What's one key on your keyboard that you NEVER use?
Backspace... i dont need it as i am perfect
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What Distinguishes a God From a ET?
ET's are scientifically feasible
God is not
God is pure beleif without proof
it is both illogical and irational
wheras ET's are very possible. if we are here and alive... why not others?
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Where are you now?! NOW!!
sat at my computer at work...
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What's a good comeback when someone says to you "Why are you so fat"?
LOL it doesnt have to be catchy man just say...
wow im so insulted... i would insult you back but i left my "come" back in your mum
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My computer will not download anything. I click download, security warning comes up, click Run, installer downloads then nothing, help pleas
check the file path your download is being saved too.
in the past you could have ticked a box in the windows manager when your download completes that ensures it wont show up again.
in that case
google it my friend.
Google FTW
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My microphone only works if I blow into it. What can I do? This is kind of urgent, so if you know what to do, please help. :(
probs a faulty microphone. It is picking up the "Blowing" because it it such an extreme nise very close to the mic
this can also be caused because the "Input" level is set too low. try checking the config of your MIC and turn up the input volume.
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Important!! I have lost all functionality of my laptop touchpad......please help
buy/borrow a usb mouse and keyboard.
go to my computer, right click, select manage, go to device manager (left hand side), and check if there are any conflicts or missing drivers. (show up as yellow "!").
if so then double click on the yellow symbol, click the "Details" tab, from the drop down menu select "hardware id's", write down/copy and paste the DEV_**** & VEN_**** codes into the...
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What's the best way to clean the case of my laptop?
the case isn't water sensetive so whatever you want... polish, wet cloth... whatever just make sure it doesnt leak inside the actual laptop.
second thought use a damp cloth rather than a dripping one haha
to clean the inside ( keyboard, screen etc) use a lint free cloth or keyboard/screen wipes which can be bought cheaply at PC stores.
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What top three movies are or were a waste of film?
it HAS to be........
Titanic
My Bloody Valentine
and last and very much least... Diary of the dead.
i mean seriously why take the idea of scary ass films and stick some stupid college pricks with a camera in it?
why?
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What would u think if tim burton would remake dr jekyll and mr hyde and if he did would it be any good?
the guy is a sick genious. of course it would be amazing.
might have to contact him about this lol
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What does the symbol ^ on my keyboard mean ?
makes a good happy eyed face too ^^
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What does it mean to be medication sensative to almost all medications such as pain pills, sedatives and so on?
it means you had better pray you dont get ill
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What do you consider the most important values in a wo/man?
someone open minded. someone who accepts the differences between the two of them. someone who see's that though they may be entirely different people, the relationship will work regardless because you love who the person is, not who they might be if you changed them.
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I've asked my hubby to please stop telling me how attractive other women are but he continues on in detail. How do I get him to stop this?
do it back lol. start by telling him about how you fantasize about big, muscular men taking you in their arms and making wild love to you... then start naming people like that. try naming people he knows. LOL and record his face and send me the video lol. seriously though show him how it feels. he will learn
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Why is the KKK hide behind doors? Why are the afraid of black people? I have never understood the KKK, other than they are cowards.
bah. the kkk are fools. they are ignorant and completely ilogical. personally if i dont understand something, i try to educate myself. they are idiots who dont know how to control themselves or their minds.
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What would you say or do, if your faith, or religion was slated to be outlawed in your own country?
lol there is nothing you can do. confilcts of beleif = stale mate. i am an athiest because i have a hard time beleiving in something that doesn't effect me whatso ever. So i suppose if i was being controlled by religeous people who were forcing me to act as they do so on so forth i would fight with every fibre of my being. of course to no avail. beleif is an evil thing. controls people. turns...
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What is a virus free website to download free programs?
could use more info... what programs do you have in mind?
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In Star Trek, The Federation has the death penalty for one crime. What is that crime?
jizzing on the Warp drive engine
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I had a baby with my illegal boyfriend. Does this make him legal? If not is there a way to make him legal without him leaving the US?
get married and stop bringing imagrints into your country
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i have this lovely ginger cat but he is so fat how can i get him to lose weight?
Stop bloody feeding it... LOL!!!
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What is the worst part of a bathroom to you?
stupid medicine cabinet mirror.
horror films have scarred me for life.
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What is better to buy DVD or Blu Ray of This is it?
Didn't fully understand the question.
if you mean the players then deffo a blu ray player as it plays blu ray and DVD and it also increases the quality of normal DVD's
if you mean the actualy movie disk then it depends on your player. if you dont have a blu ray player then a DVD but if you do have one then deffo blu ray.
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Is it possible to scan something to my computer and fill it out and print it out completed? If so, how?
you, my friend, need a pen
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from wher to check my hcl laptop model no. and then how and from where to install its drivers which are compatible with windows 7 ultimate?
enter the DEV or the VEN of the drivers you need at
www.pcidatabase.com
to get to the dev and vens go to my computer, right click it, select manage, select Device Manager, find the hardware that has a yellow "!" before it, double click on that, choose "Details" tab, from the dropdown menu select "Hardware id's", and copy the 4 didgit codes after DEV and VEN in the reletive boxes on the...
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What is the basic facts to concentrate to buy a new printer?
Compatability is No.1
if its not gonna work on your PC then the rest is irrelevent
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Need some help...I was typing in youtube just now on my BF's computer and a site popped up called getiton.com? How can this happen?
sounds like your BF's got a virus or a trojan or maybe he just hasn't turned on his firewall.
either way just put some antivirus on and run a scan and make sure you turn on windows firewall before you go on the internet (that is if its a windows computer of course)
depending on the OS just do this
Start
Control Panel
Switch to classic view (at the top left if you need it. if its not there...
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My daughter spilled hot chocolate on my computer, one day later it actually turned on and is working,should i have it checked out anyway
haha if there are no problems as of yet then no need to get it checked out. you could have got lucky and she missed anything important.
trust me though, if she did hit something important then you would know about it anyway.
if your that worried though and it was on a keyboard or mouse or whatever then leave it by a fir or radiator over night to dry up any remaining liquid.
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how come wen i play video on laptop sumtimes i cant hear normal speaking,and then gets very loud wen is shouting or a door shuts for eg?
It can depend on a lot of things. for instance if you are watching your movies on windows media player or quickplayer.
different programs use different codecs and equalizer settings.
play around with your equalizer and if that doesn't help then turn on normalization (win 7 only i think).
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My computer recently was infected with a virus, the audio on my computer was disabled what do I do to restore it?
If you have removed the virus then it's probs time to download the correct drivers for your speakers as there are viruses that can get rid of drivers.
if you haven't removed the virus and its already in your PC nice and comfy then unfortunatly you will most likely have to format it
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How can I block someone from sending me emails without changing my email account?
put them on your blacklist
Blacklist FTW!
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Is it possible to create a document in Microsoft Word 2007 that can only be deleted by a certain authority? Some sort of "lock" system?
Create your document, once thats done right click on the document wherever you saved it, choose sharing or security cant remember which. change the NTFS permissions to deny "Modify" if its available. if not you will have to disable simple file sharing.
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is it ok to take my pups out two days before there due date ?!
i take it you mean your puppys? as in dogs?
if so then NO!
unless they have had their shots, dont take them out anywhere or unfortunatly there is a very high chance they will DIE!
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is there a program that can run other programs at a set time?
use windows task scheduler and make a batch file if needed. codes for batch files can be found on google easily.
getting access to the task scheduler is also easily found on google however i think its something like
run, Schedtask / something or other then add new task.
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How do i find my Microsoft Office 2000 licence key?
I have tried a lot of things. I am a Desktop Support Technician and i am struggling. Need this to get done lol. USB's on this perticular computer dont work due to a motherboard fault so no answers involving USB's please :D
installed sis Sandra lite on the PC and still cant find the key but then i dont use sandra much so dont know where to look.
tried all known licence key extractor programs...
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i really like this boy and he knows i do but i get shy and never know what to talk about with him, help please?
jeez. one day you girls will realise the power you have over men and you will take over the world. just ask him or kiss him and see how he reacts. if i know men as well as i think i do you will have him in the palm of your hand.
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Would I be wrong to sleep with other women other than my spouse because she slept with a few guys before me?
lol i feel the same sometimes but fuck it. nothing we can do and increasing your number will do nothing at all. youl feel bad for doing it. just be happy.
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Do magical ability really exist ?
Why do you need to know. just accept it. if this happens to you then use your... empathy is suppose it the correct term, to help people or have a good time. getting high without spending or smoking or even having in your blood system... im jealous
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i am 12 and don't know how to get multiple orgasms?
HAHAHA love it. look as wrong as it is i know that your gonna get the info from somewhere else regardless how many ppl tell you its wrong. one way i used to makemy GF Multi is by stopping just before she reaches orgasm... build her up and stop build her up and stop... then just go for it and dont stop.
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I need a song: a soft song with a strong beat. HELP!
Owl City - Fireflies
Massive Attack - Teardrop
Massive Attack - Angel
depends on your genre...
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im a 13 year and i like a girl but i dont know if she wants to be more than friends and i talk to her everyday wat do i do
haha almost every time i have been in this position, they have felt the same. just say something about how you feel or if your a bit scared then just ask leading questions like " do you like talking to me as much as i like talking to you?" and just let her answer your subtle questions untill you feel confident enough to go for it
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what do guys mean if they call the girl they are seeing their 'bitch'?
ha-ha women get so defensive. if he calls you this in front of you then he's an idiot and disrespectful... IF however he says it just to his guy mates when your not around, its just him being a guy. At the end of the day, its how he treats you when your together... not the slang he uses with his friends
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Think my cell phone is being tapped what can i do other than taking the battery out? Would buying a new cell and switching them help
I suppose you already tried removing the chip in your wrist too...?
damn government
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I think i have DID... what do i do? :(
I Researched it online. my biological father had it and ive had a pretty shit life of... well my real dad used to slice my mum with a machette infront of me when i was young... my earliest memory is of her crying on the floor and him shouting at her. trying to get in between them. mum ran away from him with me. found someone else... dragged us all over the world cause of his job. never made any...
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if someone is fired for an accident at work is that considered wrongful termination?
Depends on whether or not you were complying with the company's Health and Saftey policies. If you kept them when you were employed then refer to your contracts/employee hand book, and ensure you weren't at fault. If not then take your evidence to court and sue them.
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What do you hate about sex?
itchy pubes :S
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What is the best way to have sex?
after a big argument with lots of noisey orgasms and chocolate afterwards!!
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1-10 What would you rate yourself in bed?
with the girl i love probly a 9 out of 10
with someone else lol probs a 4 :P
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What does it mean when someone says they trust you, but then does things that make you feel like you're not trusted? Is it in your head, or is their trust not completely 100%?
they could be lying. They could be testing. it could be any number of things. communication is important! tell them you are confused as to where you stand with the whole trust thing! dont sit and worry about it, talk about it.
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My girlfriend says she doesnt see us lasting anymore, she says she wants it to last but she doesnt because we're having too many arugements, has she given up?
shes trying to break it to you gently bro.
if you really love her then i would try your dammned hardest to keep her. this means butt kissing and pride swallowing for a while.
if you dont then just finish her before she finishes you!
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Which we feel first in our life? Love or Sex?
it depends on who you are.
i felt love first and (as much as my friends thought i was a pussy for it) i waited untill i knew i was in love before i lost my virginity.
for me, deffo love
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Can a man really love his wife if he sleeps with other women too?
lol yeah sure he can but hes still a twat
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Does anybody not believe in love?
i believe in love, but i dont think anyone i have ever loved, believed in it properly.
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I've just realized that I'm in love with my best guy friend. I'd be so happy because I know he likes me too, but the problem is I've been in a long distance relationship for almost 3 years now. I do love my bf very much, but I've fallen for my friend...
darling... let go of the LD thing.
you love him yeah but... hes not here for you and you need more than e-mails and once anual visits to satisfy you. well, satisfy me anyway.
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How to show him you like him?
a spontaneous kiss is perfect!
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Is love an emotion? Is it chemicals? Or is it more? How can you tell the difference?
Love is Love
you shouldnt have to think about it.
but to answer yor question... in my opinion its all chemical. our brains tell us what we find attractive and what we dont. every emotion you have is just a named chemical reaction. love is chemical
lol that depresses me to write!
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Do you still, or have you ever got 'butterflies' from a certain person? or experience?
i thought my girlfriend couldnt give me butterflys anymore... i kissed her after an argument and i swear it was like a nature reserve for butterflys inside me!
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If you have ever been heartbroken than just put your name down, you dont need to explain, just so i know im not the only one suffering
jamie :(
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Can you name the person you love right now? just there first name
Chuck Norris!
seriously though
Alexandra
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What is the worst thing you can say when you get caught cheating?
... your mother is so much better anyway
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My boyfriend betrayed my trust by sending and receiving dirty text messages from another girl, nothing else. Everyone says that he's done it once, he'll do it again, but I cheated before and never did it again---can't the same be true for him?
love it sounds like (by reading your comments) thats he hasnt really learned anything... i would consider dirty txting to be hurtfull but not cheating... make sure he doesnt do anything phsyical. if he does then throw his ass out and find someone worth loving!!!
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Is anybody on the "I don't want to know" basis when it comes to what your bf/gf is doing? Maybe you caught them doing something and it hurt you so bad but you forgave them and they promised to stop but you just decided you don't want to know either way.
thats exactly how i am at the moment :(
ignorance is bliss i suppose but it alway hurts.
when shes out partying, im sat at home worrying but i dont want to know what she did and if she tries to tell me i just try and chnge the subject.
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Cheating...Would YOU or wouldn't you?
before my girlfriend (madly in love with her) cheated on me, the thought of me cheating on her would make me sick. but now she has i wouldnt even think twice about it. maybe once she felt the pain i felt i would stop but untill then shes never safe!
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I cheated on my girlfriend of 3 yrs twice, once 2yrs ago, once a year ago, she knows about and forgave me both times, i found out yesterday that she cheated a year ago, i don't know if i can forgive her... what do i do?
thats a hard question
you were both bastards to each other and you both need to mature a little but if there hsnt been any recent incidents then work through it and dont be so hypocritical.
if you cant forgive her or if anything was recent then just leave befoe you hurt each other any more!
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Intoxicated cheating - Why do some people think that being drunk is an excuse for cheating?
being drunk is no excuse AT ALL
they know EXACTLY wha they are doing they just dont give a fuck about the conciquences at that time.
alcohol should be given up by all "drunk accident" cheaters and if they wont do that then they arent worth the time of day!
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