Answerbag: Jonathan's answers

Answer to Is there a man-sized back scratcher? These wimpy little plactic ones won't do the job.

Sat, 05 May 2012 07:28:19 -0700

Is there a man-sized back scratcher? These wimpy little plactic ones won't do the job.

That's a silly question when these gals are always available...........lol

Answer to Are your questions meant to depress me?

Sat, 31 Dec 2011 06:04:27 -0800

Are your questions meant to depress me?

Yeah, AND I also pissed in your Cheerios this morning.................Just kidding Weylon, Happy New Year, Jonathan

Answer to who is your favorite playboy playmate? post a pic

Thu, 29 Dec 2011 13:53:59 -0800

who is your favorite playboy playmate? post a pic

That's easy man

Answer to $287.52 can cover what bill in your home right now?

Wed, 28 Dec 2011 06:13:02 -0800

$287.52 can cover what bill in your home right now?

My dry cleaning bill. lol

Answer to Would you feel comfortable....in my bed? :P

Wed, 28 Dec 2011 06:10:49 -0800

Would you feel comfortable....in my bed? :P

I still have rope burns from the last time.................... you wouldn't let me leave. So, no, I'll pass. Thanks anyway. lol

Answer to Can I have you?

Wed, 28 Dec 2011 06:08:10 -0800

Can I have you?

Get in line, the winner of the 'Have Jonathan' contest will be announced Jan 1st, 2012. Film at 11:00 lol

Answer to Have you ever drink Japanese soda?

Wed, 28 Dec 2011 06:03:41 -0800

Have you ever drink Japanese soda?

No, however my Japanese girlfriend "love me longtime' lol

Answer to what ,are you waiting for?

Wed, 28 Dec 2011 05:58:14 -0800

what ,are you waiting for?

For you to bring me my morning coffee honey......PLEASE....... lol

Answer to Heading my way, I'll give you a lift?

Mon, 26 Dec 2011 10:04:30 -0800

Heading my way, I'll give you a lift?

I knew I could count on you Joe. But how did you know I had 2 cases of wine and booze with me? Just curious, lol. Merry Christmas and the Best New Year man, Jonathan

Answer to Describe your mouth:-) in two words or less?

Mon, 26 Dec 2011 09:59:31 -0800

Describe your mouth:-) in two words or less?

Sensual...................

Answer to If you could insert a bubble caption for what either of these women is thinking what would it be....

Wed, 09 Nov 2011 14:15:28 -0800

If you could insert a bubble caption for what either of these women is thinking what would it be....

Hooters girl - 'I'll bet this chick has a penis' Girl with sign - I'll bet she doesn't know I have a penis' lol

Answer to What is something that is harder for you than it is for most other people?

Mon, 31 Oct 2011 11:51:26 -0700

What is something that is harder for you than it is for most other people?

Giving my Daughter away this past Saturday (October 29th) to her new husband. I was happy for her, however I was very sad.........................

Answer to Theres 2 girls _____________.

Mon, 31 Oct 2011 11:44:26 -0700

Theres 2 girls _____________.

Yeah man, and they are both mine................

Answer to Which is better for exercising?......

Wed, 26 Oct 2011 14:26:16 -0700

Which is better for exercising?......

Six days a week, alternate weight/strength training and cardio. Add some isometric in there as well.

Answer to Is your résumé up to date or do you even have one?

Wed, 26 Oct 2011 14:22:51 -0700

Is your résumé up to date or do you even have one?

Yes, mine has to be because when I tender on any job it must be included.

Answer to I just joined ab,will you be my friend?

Wed, 26 Oct 2011 13:48:48 -0700

I just joined ab,will you be my friend?

Maybe, it all depends on how cool you are.....we'll see. lol

Answer to Christian radio host warns that lesbian nurses can make kids gay. What do you think of this woman's statement?

Wed, 26 Oct 2011 13:42:26 -0700

Christian radio host warns that lesbian nurses can make kids gay. What do you think of this woman's statement?

Just another ass hole who lives in a pathetic, myopic and ignorant world.

Answer to I Dream of____________________________.

Wed, 26 Oct 2011 13:40:33 -0700

I Dream of____________________________.

Jeannie! lol

Answer to When is Spicy Hot.....hehe

Wed, 26 Oct 2011 13:38:18 -0700

When is Spicy Hot.....hehe

Yeah, she is hot..................All the time! lol

Answer to What is the last thing that took you by surprise?

Wed, 26 Oct 2011 13:36:18 -0700

What is the last thing that took you by surprise?

That there is not as much Captain Crunch in the box as there used to be damn it!

Answer to Do you want נα∂є➷♥ to stay?

Wed, 26 Oct 2011 13:34:27 -0700

Do you want נα∂є➷♥ to stay?

Why not XT? The more screwballs on AB the better. lol Just kidding man, she seems sweet.

Answer to Where are your pants?

Wed, 26 Oct 2011 13:32:14 -0700

Where are your pants?

Pretty Lilly ripped them off my body at her place an hour ago. I'm hitchhiking down the road now, please send help, it's cold over here man! lol

Answer to Lindsay Lohan is getting paid nearly $1 million to pose for Playboy, would you do it for a million dollars?.

Wed, 26 Oct 2011 13:29:29 -0700

Lindsay Lohan is getting paid nearly $1 million to pose for Playboy, would you do it for a million dollars?.

Sure I would. A shame about Lohan, she's a train wreck.

Answer to How many paper towels do you use in a public restroom?

Wed, 26 Oct 2011 10:39:34 -0700

How many paper towels do you use in a public restroom?

I don't count, just wash and dry, so whatever it takes man.

Answer to If you were a road sign, what would you be?

Wed, 26 Oct 2011 09:50:24 -0700

If you were a road sign, what would you be?

LMAO!

Answer to Is it tea done?

Wed, 26 Oct 2011 09:47:10 -0700

Is it tea done?

Damn right it's done mate! Get your arse over here with the crumpets NOW! Er, the female 'crumpets' NOT the doughnuts okay man.............. lol

Answer to I think my butt looks hot in tight jeans and more women should grab it. How do you feel about the subject?

Wed, 26 Oct 2011 09:44:53 -0700

I think my butt looks hot in tight jeans and more women should grab it. How do you feel about the subject?

Okay Deuce Bigilow...........ManWhore! lol http://youtu.be/NVsYnnclCCM

Answer to What if everyone at the movie theater had a pause button?

Wed, 26 Oct 2011 09:38:09 -0700

What if everyone at the movie theater had a pause button?

Yeah, then make that a super sized jumbo popcorn for 50 cents more please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

Answer to You think you know me don't you? But you really don't know a hidden thing about me do you?

Wed, 26 Oct 2011 09:35:40 -0700

You think you know me don't you? But you really don't know a hidden thing about me do you?

Um................................, you like pretty flowers? lol

Answer to why am I dizzy for no reason?

Wed, 26 Oct 2011 08:53:44 -0700

why am I dizzy for no reason?

Put the crack-pipe down for a few minutes...........lol

Answer to do men like a nice girl who wants to do everything they can to make them smile.. or the chase of a girl playin hard 2 get.. ??

Wed, 26 Oct 2011 08:52:51 -0700

do men like a nice girl who wants to do everything they can to make them smile.. or the chase of a girl playin hard 2 get.. ??

The woman you first describe does not exist in this world. lol

Answer to Do you feel yourself connected with a well?

Wed, 26 Oct 2011 08:48:39 -0700

Do you feel yourself connected with a well?

Yeah, after a usual Friday night of heavy drinking and partying I feel like I'm at the bottom of a well. lol

Answer to I love to cuddle with-----------

Wed, 26 Oct 2011 08:46:53 -0700

I love to cuddle with-----------

My beautiful Daughter.

Answer to What is something about which you are tired of hearing?

Wed, 26 Oct 2011 08:44:54 -0700

What is something about which you are tired of hearing?

People ALWAYS ask when I'm out at a restaurant or a bar..........."You are somebody"." Who are you"? "Musician or Actor"? And then they ask to have a picture taken. It's a royal pain in the arse.

Answer to The day was going well until _______.

Wed, 26 Oct 2011 08:41:14 -0700

The day was going well until _______.

The music died.................. http://youtu.be/tr-BYVeCv6U

Answer to Who I'm gonna kiss?!

Wed, 26 Oct 2011 05:42:06 -0700

Who I'm gonna kiss?!

Here ya go man............. Oxygen tanks optional. lol Can you handle this XT?

Answer to Do you like frozen bananas?

Mon, 24 Oct 2011 09:57:23 -0700

Do you like frozen bananas?

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer to What one quality makes a person hard for you to get along with?

Sat, 22 Oct 2011 12:57:06 -0700

What one quality makes a person hard for you to get along with?

Prejudice or someone who feels they are above everyone else (pretty much goes along with being prejudice). Take care Lucinda, Jonathan :)

Answer to So...what's in it for me?

Sat, 22 Oct 2011 06:39:49 -0700

So...what's in it for me?

You can come along on a date with us if you like my girlfriends twin sister!

Answer to Let's go to a bar. What do you want so I can pre order?

Sat, 22 Oct 2011 06:36:16 -0700

Let's go to a bar. What do you want so I can pre order?

Grey Goose on the rocks with a slice of orange......and thanks Joe.

Answer to Do you love this girl?

Sat, 22 Oct 2011 06:34:39 -0700

Do you love this girl?

Ah, good form XT! I'm sure she "love you long time"...................lol

Answer to Would the ultimate candidate be a Mormon from Texas that sells pizzas?

Thu, 20 Oct 2011 13:52:36 -0700

Would the ultimate candidate be a Mormon from Texas that sells pizzas?

No Bromide, it would be a scientologist from California that sells weed. lol

Answer to Are YOU having FUN today?

Thu, 20 Oct 2011 13:35:15 -0700

Are YOU having FUN today?

It's been a strange day RW, hopefully tonight will be a good one.................

Answer to What's the worst derogatory name you can call a woman??

Thu, 20 Oct 2011 13:32:56 -0700

What's the worst derogatory name you can call a woman??

You know you're gonna start a real sh!t show with this one, right man? lol

Answer to Does a bear _____ in the woods?

Thu, 20 Oct 2011 13:31:29 -0700

Does a bear _____ in the woods?

Not in New York, they are more refined man.......lol

Answer to 72 years married and this is how it ends. Do you think this is a sad ending or ???

Thu, 20 Oct 2011 13:18:20 -0700

72 years married and this is how it ends. Do you think this is a sad ending or ???

It was the way they most likely envisioned it themselves. They were obviously deeply attached and in love as one. Very lucky people. Take it easy Galeanda, Jonathan

Answer to So, tell me again what happened?

Thu, 20 Oct 2011 13:06:20 -0700

So, tell me again what happened?

Well, a mormon with a goat and a scientoligist with a boxful of gerbils checked into a Motel 6............. oh, damn, wrong AB section. Sorry Joe lol

Answer to Who like me thinks Bill Clinton is a hero?

Wed, 19 Oct 2011 06:55:43 -0700

Who like me thinks Bill Clinton is a hero?

Thanks for the laughs man.

Answer to Am I the only one who thinks spices have pretty names?

Tue, 18 Oct 2011 15:20:13 -0700

Am I the only one who thinks spices have pretty names?

Oh yes, I often get aroused when I peruse the spice section. lol

Answer to Can you see a sign? What does it say ?

Tue, 18 Oct 2011 15:17:21 -0700

Can you see a sign? What does it say ?

Yes! See for yourself. lol

Answer to Would you mind touching on the subject a bit more?

Tue, 18 Oct 2011 15:13:44 -0700

Would you mind touching on the subject a bit more?

Not at all man. Er, only if she's hot though lol

Answer to Do you need to learn to stop being so bossy?

Tue, 18 Oct 2011 14:24:33 -0700

Do you need to learn to stop being so bossy?

I'm not bossy at all. People just tend to do what I ask of them. :)

Answer to What happened to the question "Welcome back RoadWarrior"? Aren't we allowed to welcome back returning AB users?

Tue, 18 Oct 2011 14:06:12 -0700

What happened to the question "Welcome back RoadWarrior"? Aren't we allowed to welcome back returning AB users?

AB is just getting tired of:

Answer to Do you prefer albums or 8-tracks?

Tue, 18 Oct 2011 14:00:34 -0700

Do you prefer albums or 8-tracks?

I just invite the Band over to my house! lol

Answer to My female boss keeps winking at me and calling me honey, sweetheart, lovely girl etc ,only when no one else is around. Is she flirting?

Tue, 18 Oct 2011 13:59:29 -0700

My female boss keeps winking at me and calling me honey, sweetheart, lovely girl etc ,only when no one else is around. Is she flirting?

Bunny???????/ Really???????????

Answer to which celeberity would like to have for a mom?

Tue, 18 Oct 2011 13:58:25 -0700

which celeberity would like to have for a mom?

Julia Child, she's a great chef and she cracks me up man.

Answer to Hubby is returning home Thursday & I want to surprise him by being in the limo when he's picked up, can the drivers see into the back?

Tue, 18 Oct 2011 13:53:18 -0700

Hubby is returning home Thursday & I want to surprise him by being in the limo when he's picked up, can the drivers see into the back?

Most likely, yes, but hey you're gonna do it anyway right? lol

Answer to Does anyone else notice that AB always seems stagnant and boring when Bornabrit is not here?

Tue, 18 Oct 2011 13:52:00 -0700

Does anyone else notice that AB always seems stagnant and boring when Bornabrit is not here?

I'm just lost without her! lol

Answer to Could I have had a dream about my future husband?

Tue, 18 Oct 2011 13:50:31 -0700

Could I have had a dream about my future husband?

How much weed were you smoking that day? Just asking.................lol

Answer to Does anyone have any special secrets on how to make good, fluffy Scones ?

Tue, 18 Oct 2011 13:48:42 -0700

Does anyone have any special secrets on how to make good, fluffy Scones ?

Please see the expert here Ice man. lol http://youtu.be/ezfZTlDGDvU

Answer to If you see a cop in your rear view mirror, do you change your driving habits? Or are you already driving within the law?

Tue, 18 Oct 2011 13:42:36 -0700

If you see a cop in your rear view mirror, do you change your driving habits? Or are you already driving within the law?

If I can see him it's already too late for me. lol

Answer to Shenanigans. You like or you don't like?

Tue, 18 Oct 2011 13:38:33 -0700

Shenanigans. You like or you don't like?

I like! See below lol

Answer to What is it about sunglasses that make some think they are "cool"?

Tue, 18 Oct 2011 13:36:00 -0700

What is it about sunglasses that make some think they are "cool"?

This is why! lol

Answer to Name any movie that they have no buisness making a sequel of.

Tue, 11 Oct 2011 15:28:35 -0700

Name any movie that they have no buisness making a sequel of.

The Big Lebowski. You can't make it any better

Answer to Where should we go out and eat? Any suggestions?

Tue, 11 Oct 2011 15:23:37 -0700

Where should we go out and eat? Any suggestions?

It would all depend were we were together. In the city, probably a great Steakhouse or French restaurant.

Answer to Do you turn heads?

Tue, 11 Oct 2011 15:21:03 -0700

Do you turn heads?

Unfortunately yes.

Answer to Has anyone ever told you that you make it hot like fiya(fire)

Tue, 11 Oct 2011 14:21:13 -0700

Has anyone ever told you that you make it hot like fiya(fire)

Yes, many times..........................

Answer to It is impossible to ______________

Tue, 11 Oct 2011 14:19:54 -0700

It is impossible to ______________

avoid the immense amount of idiots that are on this site (this is not referring to you FS).

Answer to How to break up with someone who loves you?

Tue, 11 Oct 2011 14:11:28 -0700

How to break up with someone who loves you?

You just gave me an immense headache. Don't be foolish because you just answered your own question here. Life is not easy, just say goodbye, you don't owe him anything not even an explanation and get on with your life and what is best for you.

Answer to Is a stick shift more enjoyable to drive than manual? Why?

Tue, 11 Oct 2011 13:35:26 -0700

Is a stick shift more enjoyable to drive than manual? Why?

In the city, automatic, in the country, stick!

Answer to How much do I have?

Tue, 11 Oct 2011 13:32:24 -0700

How much do I have?

Most likely not enough man. lol

Answer to How often do you think about your relatives?

Tue, 11 Oct 2011 13:28:58 -0700

How often do you think about your relatives?

Relatively speaking, not to often. lol

Answer to Can you feel it now?

Tue, 11 Oct 2011 13:27:46 -0700

Can you feel it now?

Not yet! lol

Answer to Glen Beck's dire warning Monday..all of you wealthy folks be afraid/the protesters will drag you out of your homes and kill you. Is he ok?

Tue, 11 Oct 2011 13:13:40 -0700

Glen Beck's dire warning Monday..all of you wealthy folks be afraid/the protesters will drag you out of your homes and kill you. Is he ok?

Glen Beck lives in a pathetic, myopic, little world of his own.

Answer to When is it a bad idea to talk to other people about your problems? When is it a good idea to talk to other people about your problems?

Tue, 11 Oct 2011 12:44:08 -0700

When is it a bad idea to talk to other people about your problems? When is it a good idea to talk to other people about your problems?

Aside from your parents, or ones therapist..................It's always a bad idea and never a good idea.

Answer to What is ur favorite kind of soup?

Tue, 11 Oct 2011 12:40:38 -0700

What is ur favorite kind of soup?

No Soup for you! lol http://youtu.be/WZ3AOmZ2fps

Answer to I always wonder why_____.

Tue, 11 Oct 2011 12:30:00 -0700

I always wonder why_____.

http://youtu.be/4ZBSGaWrEn4

Answer to What was the last thing you poked ?

Tue, 11 Oct 2011 12:24:55 -0700

What was the last thing you poked ?

LMAO!

Answer to My husband has been away for 2 weeks and i dont get sleep. I dont take sleeping pills and Im fed up of touching myself. Any suggestions?

Sun, 10 Jul 2011 15:50:25 -0700

My husband has been away for 2 weeks and i dont get sleep. I dont take sleeping pills and Im fed up of touching myself. Any suggestions?

Catch up on your reading, do something for yourself you've been putting off. Drink some warm milk before bed time. I know there can't be a substitute, hopefully he'll be back soon. Take it easy, Jonathan

Answer to I'm not expecting any answers to this :)

Sun, 10 Jul 2011 13:26:18 -0700

I'm not expecting any answers to this :)

That's okay man, I just dropped by to say hello pal. Take it easy, Jonathan

Answer to can someone pls explain Casual Sex to me..

Sun, 10 Jul 2011 13:22:44 -0700

can someone pls explain Casual Sex to me..

What are you, like 12 years old? lol

Answer to Knock, knock. Who's there? Ivanna. Ivanna who? Ivanna ______?

Sun, 10 Jul 2011 13:21:19 -0700

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ivanna. Ivanna who? Ivanna ______?

That's an easy one man. For your viewing pleasure Spooner........lol http://youtu.be/e__bsqUs648

Answer to Have you ever worn a kilt? (Girls do you like guys in kilts?")

Sun, 10 Jul 2011 13:18:08 -0700

Have you ever worn a kilt? (Girls do you like guys in kilts?")

Yes, the're very cool.

Answer to What famous person(s) do you admire --- what did they do to earn your admiration?

Sat, 09 Jul 2011 10:27:58 -0700

What famous person(s) do you admire --- what did they do to earn your admiration?

John Pierpont (J.P.) Morgan. The reason is that in 1907 he saved the entire U.S. financial crisis single handedly. He was able to save the Treasury of the United States and helped transform American business. If our leaders today had the set of chops that guy had we would not be in the tragic...

Answer to LET'S GO ______________________________!

Sat, 09 Jul 2011 10:20:21 -0700

LET'S GO ______________________________!

Let's go to the Tiki bar, have some cocktails , listen to some great music and pick up some beautiful women :) Take it easy kid, Jonathan

Answer to How have you gotten satisfying revenge on someone that has wronged you?

Thu, 07 Jul 2011 12:47:05 -0700

How have you gotten satisfying revenge on someone that has wronged you?

Seeking revenge is for weak people, I'll leave it at that. Take it easy, Jonathan

Answer to What book are you reading at the moment and what's it about?

Thu, 07 Jul 2011 12:43:49 -0700

What book are you reading at the moment and what's it about?

A World on Fire by Amanda Foreman

Answer to I need $700 by the end of the month, what's the best way to make it?

Thu, 07 Jul 2011 12:36:37 -0700

I need $700 by the end of the month, what's the best way to make it?

Here ya go man. lol You'll have fun too!

Answer to What's the longest you've quit smoking for?

Wed, 06 Jul 2011 15:40:23 -0700

What's the longest you've quit smoking for?

I never stopped, I enjoy it too much :)

Answer to I have a flight to mexico in 4 hours. Im mexican. But I just lost my passport can I fly with my birth certificate?

Wed, 06 Jul 2011 12:30:07 -0700

I have a flight to mexico in 4 hours. Im mexican. But I just lost my passport can I fly with my birth certificate?

No way man. Good luck though...............

Answer to do you have a favorite bakery? what would you buy if you went there?

Wed, 06 Jul 2011 12:27:00 -0700

do you have a favorite bakery? what would you buy if you went there?

Yes, several. My favourite things to buy are bread, the homemade doughnuts and crumb cake. Yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmy

Answer to Have you ever had a sex with 2 woman?

Wed, 06 Jul 2011 12:22:18 -0700

Have you ever had a sex with 2 woman?

Yes.

Answer to friend or foe? ____________________

Wed, 06 Jul 2011 12:21:20 -0700

friend or foe? ____________________

Sorry, not enough information to give you a great answer..........................lol

Answer to How is your local river doing?

Wed, 06 Jul 2011 12:17:01 -0700

How is your local river doing?

Ha, all I can tell you is the East River looks good from 28 stories up. lol

Answer to At what age should a woman - even one with nice legs - stop wearing short skirts?

Wed, 06 Jul 2011 12:14:16 -0700

At what age should a woman - even one with nice legs - stop wearing short skirts?

There shouldn't be any age set.

Answer to if you swear, why do you? explain?

Wed, 06 Jul 2011 12:12:51 -0700

if you swear, why do you? explain?

Given the nature of my profession it's impossible not to swear. lol

Answer to spare me the _____________

Wed, 06 Jul 2011 12:08:38 -0700

spare me the _____________

Spare me the negativity.

Answer to Does Everything Really Come Out In The Wash?

Wed, 06 Jul 2011 12:06:53 -0700

Does Everything Really Come Out In The Wash?

I don't believe it for a second. I'm still missing socks for some damn reason. Maybe the dryer? lol

Answer to if you had a daughter or son that was gay , what would you do?

Wed, 06 Jul 2011 11:57:54 -0700

if you had a daughter or son that was gay , what would you do?

I would have no problem with that. I would treat them no different and I would give them all my love and support. Always.

Answer to I just let my gf have sex with a co-worker she liked alot. We agreed on them using condom, but she came home full of his cum.

Wed, 06 Jul 2011 11:55:07 -0700

I just let my gf have sex with a co-worker she liked alot. We agreed on them using condom, but she came home full of his cum.

You are obviously one sorry A-Hole man.