Jonathan's Answers

Jonathan's Answers. Enough to fill a bag.

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Is there a man-sized back scratcher? These wimpy little plactic ones won't do the job. That's a silly question when these gals are always available...........lol
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Are your questions meant to depress me? Yeah, AND I also pissed in your Cheerios this morning.................Just kidding Weylon, Happy New Year, Jonathan
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who is your favorite playboy playmate? post a pic That's easy man
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$287.52 can cover what bill in your home right now? My dry cleaning bill. lol
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Would you feel comfortable....in my bed? :P I still have rope burns from the last time.................... you wouldn't let me leave. So, no, I'll pass. Thanks anyway. lol
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Can I have you? Get in line, the winner of the 'Have Jonathan' contest will be announced Jan 1st, 2012. Film at 11:00 lol
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Have you ever drink Japanese soda? No, however my Japanese girlfriend "love me longtime' lol
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what ,are you waiting for? For you to bring me my morning coffee honey......PLEASE....... lol
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Heading my way, I'll give you a lift? I knew I could count on you Joe. But how did you know I had 2 cases of wine and booze with me? Just curious, lol. Merry Christmas and the Best New Year man, Jonathan
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Describe your mouth:-) in two words or less? Sensual...................
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If you could insert a bubble caption for what either of these women is thinking what would it be.... Hooters girl - 'I'll bet this chick has a penis' Girl with sign - I'll bet she doesn't know I have a penis' lol
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What is something that is harder for you than it is for most other people? Giving my Daughter away this past Saturday (October 29th) to her new husband. I was happy for her, however I was very sad.........................
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Theres 2 girls _____________. Yeah man, and they are both mine................
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Which is better for exercising?...... Six days a week, alternate weight/strength training and cardio. Add some isometric in there as well.
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Is your résumé up to date or do you even have one? Yes, mine has to be because when I tender on any job it must be included.
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I just joined ab,will you be my friend? Maybe, it all depends on how cool you are.....we'll see. lol
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Christian radio host warns that lesbian nurses can make kids gay. What do you think of this woman's statement? Just another ass hole who lives in a pathetic, myopic and ignorant world.
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I Dream of____________________________. Jeannie! lol
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When is Spicy Hot.....hehe Yeah, she is hot..................All the time! lol
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What is the last thing that took you by surprise? That there is not as much Captain Crunch in the box as there used to be damn it!
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Do you want נα∂є➷♥ to stay? Why not XT? The more screwballs on AB the better. lol Just kidding man, she seems sweet.
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Where are your pants? Pretty Lilly ripped them off my body at her place an hour ago. I'm hitchhiking down the road now, please send help, it's cold over here man! lol
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Lindsay Lohan is getting paid nearly $1 million to pose for Playboy, would you do it for a million dollars?. Sure I would. A shame about Lohan, she's a train wreck.
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How many paper towels do you use in a public restroom? I don't count, just wash and dry, so whatever it takes man.
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If you were a road sign, what would you be? LMAO!
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Is it tea done? Damn right it's done mate! Get your arse over here with the crumpets NOW! Er, the female 'crumpets' NOT the doughnuts okay man.............. lol
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I think my butt looks hot in tight jeans and more women should grab it. How do you feel about the subject? Okay Deuce Bigilow...........ManWhore! lol http://youtu.be/NVsYnnclCCM
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What if everyone at the movie theater had a pause button? Yeah, then make that a super sized jumbo popcorn for 50 cents more please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
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You think you know me don't you? But you really don't know a hidden thing about me do you? Um................................, you like pretty flowers? lol
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why am I dizzy for no reason? Put the crack-pipe down for a few minutes...........lol
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do men like a nice girl who wants to do everything they can to make them smile.. or the chase of a girl playin hard 2 get.. ?? The woman you first describe does not exist in this world. lol
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Do you feel yourself connected with a well? Yeah, after a usual Friday night of heavy drinking and partying I feel like I'm at the bottom of a well. lol
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I love to cuddle with----------- My beautiful Daughter.
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What is something about which you are tired of hearing? People ALWAYS ask when I'm out at a restaurant or a bar..........."You are somebody"." Who are you"? "Musician or Actor"? And then they ask to have a picture taken. It's a royal pain in the arse.
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The day was going well until _______. The music died.................. http://youtu.be/tr-BYVeCv6U
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Who I'm gonna kiss?! Here ya go man............. Oxygen tanks optional. lol Can you handle this XT?
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Do you like frozen bananas? LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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What one quality makes a person hard for you to get along with? Prejudice or someone who feels they are above everyone else (pretty much goes along with being prejudice). Take care Lucinda, Jonathan :)
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So...what's in it for me? You can come along on a date with us if you like my girlfriends twin sister!
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Let's go to a bar. What do you want so I can pre order? Grey Goose on the rocks with a slice of orange......and thanks Joe.
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Do you love this girl? Ah, good form XT! I'm sure she "love you long time"...................lol
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Would the ultimate candidate be a Mormon from Texas that sells pizzas? No Bromide, it would be a scientologist from California that sells weed. lol
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Are YOU having FUN today? It's been a strange day RW, hopefully tonight will be a good one.................
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What's the worst derogatory name you can call a woman?? You know you're gonna start a real sh!t show with this one, right man? lol
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Does a bear _____ in the woods? Not in New York, they are more refined man.......lol
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72 years married and this is how it ends. Do you think this is a sad ending or ??? It was the way they most likely envisioned it themselves. They were obviously deeply attached and in love as one. Very lucky people. Take it easy Galeanda, Jonathan
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So, tell me again what happened? Well, a mormon with a goat and a scientoligist with a boxful of gerbils checked into a Motel 6............. oh, damn, wrong AB section. Sorry Joe lol
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Who like me thinks Bill Clinton is a hero? Thanks for the laughs man.
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Am I the only one who thinks spices have pretty names? Oh yes, I often get aroused when I peruse the spice section. lol
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Can you see a sign? What does it say ? Yes! See for yourself. lol
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Would you mind touching on the subject a bit more? Not at all man. Er, only if she's hot though lol
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Do you need to learn to stop being so bossy? I'm not bossy at all. People just tend to do what I ask of them. :)
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What happened to the question "Welcome back RoadWarrior"? Aren't we allowed to welcome back returning AB users? AB is just getting tired of:
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Do you prefer albums or 8-tracks? I just invite the Band over to my house! lol
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My female boss keeps winking at me and calling me honey, sweetheart, lovely girl etc ,only when no one else is around. Is she flirting? Bunny???????/ Really???????????
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which celeberity would like to have for a mom? Julia Child, she's a great chef and she cracks me up man.
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Hubby is returning home Thursday & I want to surprise him by being in the limo when he's picked up, can the drivers see into the back? Most likely, yes, but hey you're gonna do it anyway right? lol
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Does anyone else notice that AB always seems stagnant and boring when Bornabrit is not here? I'm just lost without her! lol
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Could I have had a dream about my future husband? How much weed were you smoking that day? Just asking.................lol
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Does anyone have any special secrets on how to make good, fluffy Scones ? Please see the expert here Ice man. lol http://youtu.be/ezfZTlDGDvU
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If you see a cop in your rear view mirror, do you change your driving habits? Or are you already driving within the law? If I can see him it's already too late for me. lol
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Shenanigans. You like or you don't like? I like! See below lol
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What is it about sunglasses that make some think they are "cool"? This is why! lol
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Name any movie that they have no buisness making a sequel of. The Big Lebowski. You can't make it any better
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Where should we go out and eat? Any suggestions? It would all depend were we were together. In the city, probably a great Steakhouse or French restaurant.
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Do you turn heads? Unfortunately yes.
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Has anyone ever told you that you make it hot like fiya(fire) Yes, many times..........................
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It is impossible to ______________ avoid the immense amount of idiots that are on this site (this is not referring to you FS).
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How to break up with someone who loves you? You just gave me an immense headache. Don't be foolish because you just answered your own question here. Life is not easy, just say goodbye, you don't owe him anything not even an explanation and get on with your life and what is best for you.
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Is a stick shift more enjoyable to drive than manual? Why? In the city, automatic, in the country, stick!
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How much do I have? Most likely not enough man. lol
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How often do you think about your relatives? Relatively speaking, not to often. lol
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Can you feel it now? Not yet! lol
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Glen Beck's dire warning Monday..all of you wealthy folks be afraid/the protesters will drag you out of your homes and kill you. Is he ok? Glen Beck lives in a pathetic, myopic, little world of his own.
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When is it a bad idea to talk to other people about your problems? When is it a good idea to talk to other people about your problems? Aside from your parents, or ones therapist..................It's always a bad idea and never a good idea.
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What is ur favorite kind of soup? No Soup for you! lol http://youtu.be/WZ3AOmZ2fps
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I always wonder why_____. http://youtu.be/4ZBSGaWrEn4
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What was the last thing you poked ? LMAO!
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My husband has been away for 2 weeks and i dont get sleep. I dont take sleeping pills and Im fed up of touching myself. Any suggestions? Catch up on your reading, do something for yourself you've been putting off. Drink some warm milk before bed time. I know there can't be a substitute, hopefully he'll be back soon. Take it easy, Jonathan
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I'm not expecting any answers to this :) That's okay man, I just dropped by to say hello pal. Take it easy, Jonathan
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can someone pls explain Casual Sex to me.. What are you, like 12 years old? lol
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Knock, knock. Who's there? Ivanna. Ivanna who? Ivanna ______? That's an easy one man. For your viewing pleasure Spooner........lol http://youtu.be/e__bsqUs648
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Have you ever worn a kilt? (Girls do you like guys in kilts?") Yes, the're very cool.
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What famous person(s) do you admire --- what did they do to earn your admiration? John Pierpont (J.P.) Morgan. The reason is that in 1907 he saved the entire U.S. financial crisis single handedly. He was able to save the Treasury of the United States and helped transform American business. If our leaders today had the set of chops that guy had we would not be in the tragic mess we are today. Take it easy, Jonathan
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LET'S GO ______________________________! Let's go to the Tiki bar, have some cocktails , listen to some great music and pick up some beautiful women :) Take it easy kid, Jonathan
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How have you gotten satisfying revenge on someone that has wronged you? Seeking revenge is for weak people, I'll leave it at that. Take it easy, Jonathan
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What book are you reading at the moment and what's it about? A World on Fire by Amanda Foreman
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I need $700 by the end of the month, what's the best way to make it? Here ya go man. lol You'll have fun too!
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What's the longest you've quit smoking for? I never stopped, I enjoy it too much :)
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I have a flight to mexico in 4 hours. Im mexican. But I just lost my passport can I fly with my birth certificate? No way man. Good luck though...............
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do you have a favorite bakery? what would you buy if you went there? Yes, several. My favourite things to buy are bread, the homemade doughnuts and crumb cake. Yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmy
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Have you ever had a sex with 2 woman? Yes.
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friend or foe? ____________________ Sorry, not enough information to give you a great answer..........................lol
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How is your local river doing? Ha, all I can tell you is the East River looks good from 28 stories up. lol
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At what age should a woman - even one with nice legs - stop wearing short skirts? There shouldn't be any age set.
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if you swear, why do you? explain? Given the nature of my profession it's impossible not to swear. lol
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spare me the _____________ Spare me the negativity.
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Does Everything Really Come Out In The Wash? I don't believe it for a second. I'm still missing socks for some damn reason. Maybe the dryer? lol
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if you had a daughter or son that was gay , what would you do? I would have no problem with that. I would treat them no different and I would give them all my love and support. Always.
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I just let my gf have sex with a co-worker she liked alot. We agreed on them using condom, but she came home full of his cum. You are obviously one sorry A-Hole man.
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Oh, no!! Not another _______! Am I pregnant question..............Stop the madness. lol
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"I have Asperger syndrome". Now, what is your initial reaction? Okay, good to know, I guess. You seem cool anyway so do me a favour and pass me my cocktail. lol
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The jury declared Casey Anthony not guilty. Is that okay with you? Yes, I'm fine with it. There was no evidence to convict her. They tried to attack her character and actions. Although there was no justice for the tragedy of that poor baby's death there is no solid evidence that she was killed by her mother. In my opinion the media should be ashamed of themselves.
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What style of decor is in your home? My home is mostly Country French except for the main den which is very baroque. My apartments are very modern.
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Ohh boy, this will push buttons..agree or disagree and why? http://youtu.be/Yd-nnmvr7Dc That chick should get out more.....................
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Do you consider Rory McIlroy to be British or Irish? Well, he's from County Down Northern Ireland so I would say Irish. He's a tremendous talent and a class act, I hope he keeps on track. Take it easy Doyler, Jonathan
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Do you think you could learn my language? (yes its me talking) http://www.youtube.com/user/JaneRhonda626?feature=mhee#p/u/0/Yj5XYdeQQ-0 Great vids Jane :)
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I will never forget the day that (time when) .............?. The day the music died...................... Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens and J.P. "the Big Bopper" Richardson. Three of the greatest musicians that ever lived. http://youtu.be/Lu7hxguhFfI
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Does anyone know why Tila Tequila is famous for? That's actually a good question. lol
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SPAM...have you eaten it? Years ago, yes. It's actually not that bad fried along with some eggs.
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My aunts religion forbids her to wear makeup, jewelry or pants, and is in the south, so what is it? It's crazy, that's what it is................................lol
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is there a part of your body you do NOT wash when you take a shower? I took one and realized I did not wash the back of my hands!! Well, shame on you young lady. Now get back in there and give yourself a proper scrub down. lol I just couldn't resist that one..........
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Whoa?! Did you see that? That looks like a _________ Here ya go man......lol http://youtu.be/EkdOAgQMQvA
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What's the most interesting thing you've ever done with your hair? I added some blonde highlights. Big mistake........................
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What's the best thing to do if someone acts real hateful to you? Walk away and ignore them, it's not worth your effort (or the potential consequences) to go back at them.
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My bf often says"I love you more than the stars in the sky"How do you express your love?What are some love quotes like this that you like? If he means it you are a very fortunate woman :)
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The next great love song will be called: How _____ is your _____ How forgiving is your sister.............lol
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I am back on AB after a long time, does any1 remember me? Not your Avatar but your name seems very familiar. Welcome back and have a great weekend Firefly, Jonathan :)
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I won't answer _________________ . To the likes of you. lol
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Is there anything red in your house? Yes, Bloody Mary Mix. Breakfast of Champions (only on the weekends) lol Good to see you Joe. Have a great weekend man, Jonathan
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Do you believe the bible is the gospel truth or is it flawed? In all due respect it would be impossible to all be truthful as it is written by man.
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What are the 3 things I need to know or do to become a full time hillbilly? 1. Live in the deep South (U.S.) 2. Live in a trailer or cabin in the woods 3. Marry your cousin (first cousin) 4. Make moonshine 5. Know how to prepare and then eat roadkill 6. Bathe at least once monthly 7. Must drive a pickup with a gun rack 8. Get used to only having 3 teeth 9. Smoke a corncob pipe. 10. Learn how to chew (and spit) tobacco 11. You're favourite pastime is now whittling wood...
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What do you think... Should I fire back a sissy crying baby who called his AB emotionally blind friends on me to report me or not? WTF? You commented on one question and asked one question. Stop you're whining man. lol
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Would you vote for Jerry Seinfeld as President? WHAT? The guy's a nitwit. lol
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Do you wave or say "hi"/"hello"/"howdy"/"how ya doin" to your neighbors regularly? In regards to neighbors, I just say hi and bye. Short and sweet. High fences are great too. lol
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When you make love do you look in the mirror? Who do you think of? Yeah, I'm usually flossing or fixing my hair. lol
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Besides ants, what can ruin a picnic? Illegal Aliens.
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Is this a good joke? No, it sucked..........................lol
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Getting the beers in for the big fight later, who are you rooting for? I want to see Haye win this one. He has to get past the reach and jab of Klitschko. Haye is quicker but if Klitschko lands a big one (given his power) he could knock Haye out easily. Should be a decent bout. Cheers man, Jonathan
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My daughter just told me she poured water in her milk because we had no cereal. Does she need to be kicked out? LMAO..................You're a real pissa man. Take it easy, Jonathan
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Do you like Graham Crackers? Do you dunk them in Milk? Luv em and yes I dunk............................lol
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What are your thoughts on this home? http://www.dreamhomesource.com/federal_adams_house-plans_DHSW50322.hwx Looks nice. It's a decent size as far as square footage goes but not my style. Looks like a home from somewhere in the South East U.S.
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What do you like to do in your spare time? Relax on my balcony. Go out for cocktails and listen to live music. Read
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Who is going to have some crab meat or another ocean delicacy? Clams on a half shell for me tonight, along with many cocktails and some great outdoor music by the beach.
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Could you help my friend please? Jake Ralph Chaos Memo
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How do you get a talking cat to shut up? Let him drive.......lol http://youtu.be/z8xRLcS7D9I
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Could you please use "your' and "you're" in sentences? I heard your boyfriend is out of town. If you're lonely you can call me............................. :)
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Anti-spanker's, would you spank a child if s/he did something dangerous like run out in front of a car? Why or why not? No, that is child abuse, period. Anyone who raises a hand to a child should be ashamed of themselves. Dior stated it all.
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Would my friends like to tell Nunya hello and welcome her back? She is one the best. http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2525218 Nunya was gone too long. It was not the same without her. Now the sunshine has been brought back to AB. Welcome back Darling, Jonathan http://youtu.be/QhMzZ_KCp_E
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What's the saddest thing you've seen? Hungry and underprivileged children.
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If Casey Anthony is found "Not Guilty;" do you think Nancy Grace will "FINALLY" admit she was wrong? Why or why not? Nancy Grace makes me ill.
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am i a ninja? No, just a nitwit. lol
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Do you have any quirks? Ha Ha Ha.......................
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What is the name of a famous Writer or Poet? T. S. Eliot, one of my favorites. Take care Nunya, Jonathan :)
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So I sort of had an awkward experience last night. You're just a knucklehead for wearing them in the first place man, just admit it. lol
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When your in love what song is on the soundtrack of your mind? Boom shakka lakka lakka, Boom shakka lakka lakka............lol I couldn't resist!
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Except for suicide, what's the best way to deal with back pain? It all depends on the actual cause and area of the back. One of the best ways to avoid any type of back pain is to strengthen your core. Work on your abs until they are well developed, this will alleviate most back pain problems as long as they are not to serious. I'm not saying this is your particular issue however people who are overweight causes a natural strain on the lower back.
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Tequila make's me ___________________ Okay.....................
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Do you know a child's prayer? Cite it here and brighten my evening :) Dear Mother of Jesus, look down upon me As I say my prayers slowly at my mother's knee. I love thee, O Lady and please willest thou bring All little children To Jesus our King.
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Would a neck massage help a Migraine? Yes and I will oblige. lol Nunya.........................You just made my day sweetheart, it's been way too long. I hope all is well with you. My Best, Jonathan
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Why did Dolly Parton have big hits? ROTFLMAO.........Love it
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How can I get you in bed? Ha Ha Ha Ha ..................good one. lol
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Is my AB profile too long? No, it's well done and very nice.
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Where's the Whatchamacallit? Rube Goldberg has it. lol
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How annoying do you find contracts to be? I deal with contracts all the time. It's not the contracts I find annoying, it's the Attorney fees that are high and annoying.
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Do you think Barack has a chance to win in 2012? If so, what will be the reasons? No chance 1. Economy - Toilet 2. War - Death 3. Obama-care - Shite 4. Lies - Rampant 5. Indecision - Always 6. Foreign Policy - A Joke 7. Spending - Off the Charts 8. Economic Policy - Non Existent 9. Answers - Slim and None 10. Financial Markets - Skiddish at Best 11. Middle East Policy - Abominable 12. True Leader - NOT
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Quick! I need _______. I need some dental floss stat. You didn't take the seeds out of the melon you served me.......................lol
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Would you enjoy being stalked? I've been stalked. It is not a positive experience.
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Do you take your bible to bed with you? A bible would burst into flames in my bedroom. lol
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Name someone you learned to tune out when they yell at you? I tune anyone out who yells.
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Can you describe your ex in one word? AntiChrist..........................
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If you could pick any person in the World to do CPR on you, who would that be? (Non emergency CPR of course) Kate Beckinsale
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What was the 1st job you ever had? I was a heavy equipment operator for a construction/quarry firm. I operated large bulldozers and excavators.
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Which television character would you like to have live next door? Charlie Harper (Sheen) 'WINNING' lol
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Should the freeway have a bicycle lane? Yes, however it would take an immense amount of engineering.
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How do you deal with your jealousy. I have never been jealous of anyone for anything. I can tell you though that I have seen jealousy destroy relationships and take over people's live's to the point of an obsession. I have never understood it but I've seen people destroyed by it. The only advice I could give you is that if you are in a serious relationship tell your girlfriend how you feel. A true relationship is about...
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What is Eating Out Your Brain Today? Nothing really except the massive headache I still have from the booze fest I participated last night.I'm off today and trying to start a workout, so far it's not happening. lol
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Which movie character would you like to have live next door? Archer, of course. lol
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What is the song that means the most to you ? The Ave maria by Andre Rieu. It was played at my Brothers Funeral. http://youtu.be/TkY9HtwXNU8
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Just got back from the gym. I bench pressed 180 today. What can you boast about doing today? I'm still recovering from last nights booze fest with my friends. I am unable to make any real contribution today except get to my Bowflex machine later on. That's if I can walk to the other room. lol
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I am looking for a word(s) that would describe someone who you'd believe to be well-behaved and a bit posh but is naughty in a humorous way Bohemian.
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What is it with these nonsense sexual \"questions\"? Has anyone heard of maturity? I couldn't agree more MD. Take it easy, Jonathan
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Does anyone have any good advice for someone who's about to become single again after 30 years of marriage? Cherish your memories and keep mutual respect. Rely on family and friends for support and comfort. As far as your new life goes, start fresh and don't look back, don't compare and stay positive. Do things you have always wanted to do and try new things as well. New doors will open. Good luck, Jonathan
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If your walls had ears, what would we discover about you? A life you could write a novel about.
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What does the room you are in smell like? I keep reed diffusers all over my home. Lavender is my scent of choice.
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I blow my nose and throw the tissue at the bin 4 feet away and miss almost every time. Why? Try jumping and using a finger roll. lol
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Everyone says im a super happy person, Im always smiling, even for no reason. anyone know why this could be? I even smile for no reason? You are a very fortunate person. Just go with it and never try to change that. It's a refreshing perspective and shows you are a positive individual as well. Nice to see you here again DF, it's been a while. Take it easy, Jonathan
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American Baggers. If you were forced to live somewhere else abroad, where would be your first choice, and why? Forced? I would say the UK, Canada or Spain. Not necessarily in that order.
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Name something that you just have to see? One day I would really like to see what some of the people here on AB actually look like and act like in person. You know, like in a fun get together setting. I'm sure it would be great.
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Honestly: Is your wrist watch accurate or slow / fast: how many minutes either way? I have two that I wear the most. One is generally accurate. The other is constantly slow to about 30 - 45 seconds. Very common for that brand though.
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Honestly: Is your wrist watch accurate or slow / fast: how many minutes either way? I have two that I wear the most. One is generally accurate. The other is constantly slow to about 30 - 45 seconds. Very common for that brand though.
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Could you survive a month without cursing or are you a real potty mouth? No, that would not be possible. lol
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What is the most durable wrist watch in your experience? Without question a Breitling.
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Are you going to regret this in the morning? I've been there more times than I will ever admit pal. lol
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What's your favourite sport? Baseball for sure, followed by Rugby.
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What's your favourite sport? Baseball for sure, followed by Rugby.
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Can someone run and pick me up some chocolate covered cherries?..I have a craving, please and thank you I will wait here X Okay, just have the Champagne ready when I arrive. lol
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What speed should I drive through Alabama if I have the words, HILLARY FOR PRESIDENT written in large pink letters on the side of my car? At least over 100mph, even more and don't stop for anything because you don't want to be tied to a tree and found squealing like a pig. Get to Florida asap. lol
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Eminem give you a headache? Yeah, if I eat too many for sure. Oh, you mean the musician. He's cool too.
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If you have 1 day to live, what would be the sweetest thing you will do before you die? The sweetest thing? Eat a packet of Smarties of course. lol
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What if the ghost of Leonidas told you you were his descendant and destined to lead Sparta back to it's former glory? I would divide and conquer. lol
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I've started listening to Howard Stern again after about 15 years. What are some classic episodes that I should look for? Try this one............Howard contacts Elvis, hysterical man. http://youtu.be/t8OuT8aj8Q0
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I'm sick and tired of ________________? For your viewing pleasure........lol http://youtu.be/xj_B5wblQC0
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What is your favorite book? The House of Morgan by Ron Chernow.
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How, if at all, do people's sexual/dating/relationship behaviors affect your view of them if you aren't involved with them in these ways? I have two friends that both cheat on their wives. Although we still see each other once in a while for an occasional drink I really can't socialize with them on a regular basis like we used to. Take care Lucinda, Jonathan
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Took Jim to a great barbecue place for Father's Day. He received a $10 gift card from them for our next visit. Isn't that classy? Seems like Jim had a great day :) Take care Rosie, Jonathan
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Has anyone ever broke your heart?? How did they do it?? What did it feel like? No, however I do relive pain I had from letting someone go that I probably should have held on to. Totally my fault and I doubt I'll ever find a woman like that ever again.
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I have eaten around 2500 calories for three days in a row, will i gain a ton of weight? If you don't have a high metabolism and you don't exercise, depending on your age you'll get FAT. That's a fact Jack. lol
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What is Partnership? A bad idea. lol
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I ♥______________ ? My Daughters.
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Will you show me your favorite picture that you have taken? 'Portrait of my Daughters' by Frank Weston Benson. I have a print hanging in my office. It reminds me of my own Daughters.
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What quotes do you actually go by in life? This has got to be the third time I posted this but here ya go: Life is short. Break the rules. Forgive quickly. Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret anything that made you smile. Always worked for me. Take it easy, Jonathan
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Where in the bible does God say wear a yarmulke or go to Hell? Try checking the index. lol
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If you're middle-aged and are past the stage of getting fun presents, what's something you really enjoyed getting anyway? I really can't say, I'd be put in the PB. lol
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How come Jews and Moslem's don't come knocking on my door, to spread the word? Because they don't have the cool handout pamphlets that the Mormons do. lol
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What's your little beauty secret? The Wen Hair Care System. Seriously. lol
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I have found that the older girls are more loving and better at sex. They are kinder too Thanks for sharing that with us. lol
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Where can I take my chocolate teapot to get fixed? Someone has ate the handle and I can't find a replacement. No doubt that elizabeth 17 is the culprit here. Maybe she has an idea for a replacement. lol
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Does the ACME company really exist? Do we know it under a different name, is it eBay or WalMart? Yeah, they make all sorts of great stuff. See for yourself Spooner. lol Take it easy man, Jonathan
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What is your favorite photograph? This is the Harbor of the Village I live in. Long Island, New York. Take care Oti, Jonathan
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Well, It's Official..I'm now a Swami... Jolly good RW. Kudos, Jonathan
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Have you ever fallen in love with an ugly girl/guy? Fallen in love? I thought I was in love once (my ex) she looked like a model however she was in fact a Succubus AND the Anti-Christ. As far as dating goes I've been out with women from all walks of life and I really don't seek out a particular look. I simply don't see "ugly" in any woman. Have a good one Joe, Jonathan
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Which girl scout cookie is your favorite? Do Si Dos, of course.
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What is your main source of nutrition? Coffee, Vodka, steak and cigarettes. lol
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I am a Canadian who does not support the horrible behaviour that is going on in Vancouver right now! Any other Canadians with me? It's atrocious man. http://youtu.be/kwrT2aCvzqs
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If you were Adam or Eve, would YOU have eaten that apple? Yes, right to the core. lol
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What was that sound...? It was Lilly! lol
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Isn't it true that you and your partner don't really love each other if you can't poo in front of each other? LMAO. Where did you come up with this one Juice? Priceless. lol Take it easy, Jonathan
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ATTENTION all ABer's who participated and enjoyed the race. Would you like to see the description of events? It didn't all come through so the rest of the action is below. elizabeth 17 (dressed in a classy yet appropriate running suit, just the perfect amount of make up, baseball cap with her ponytail flying in the breeze), n1kkigirl (a perfect atletically built young woman), Po etry (showing off his 6 pack abs looked great as always) and Glen_J8065 (who by the way is 60 years young and looking...
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Is it right for someone to lose their job (and career) because what they do in their private life isn't moral enough for society? The question should be do you want a loser like that to potentially be the Mayor of New York? One of the most powerful cities in the world. I really couldn't see a douche like that holding the responsibility of his constituents best interest first and foremost let alone run an economy like New York which by the way is bigger than most countries. The guy should go into the private sector and...
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Do you have any confession to make? No because I don't want to be spanked. lol
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Do you want someone to give you a hug right at this moment ? Not at the moment, I'm feeling pretty comfortable by myself right now. Tonight, well, that's a different story. lol Take care anil, Jonathan
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What's the 1st cold drink You think of, on a hot day? Ice water for sure.
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Why is it so difficult to love everyone? Who would want to love everyone anyway? lol
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Are you goo goo for Gaga Gaga? She's definitely cool, very talented, but not my style man.
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Would you trade a Hershey bar to be loved long time? No, Joe will only part with gum today to be loved long time. lol Good WW2 stuff man.
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Would you dip your disco stick in Lady Gaga's gabagool? She's not my style man.
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Great Service from Your Friendly Insurance Agent... My Agent always pays me in cash man. lol
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The best thing about _________ is ________ The best thing about being here with you is that I love to run my fingers through your beautiful hair and kiss you softly all over :)
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For guys, Why does it shrink like a frightened turtle when the ocean water is cold? lol, for your viewing pleasure. Take it easy Joe, Jonathan http://youtu.be/1cUNNKzj_Nc
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What would you think of a woman that wore blue jeans and a tank top to her daughter's wedding? Probably from West Virginia. lol
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What's one thing you'd never hear God say? "Pardon me, could you please pass the Grey Poupon" lol
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What is the name brand of shoes you are wearing? Right now it would be Corral Cowboy Boots.
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If you were Hugh Hefner, what kind of women would you surround yourself with? Er, The same kind he always has since he started Playboy in 1953. Drop dead gorgeous women. Hef's doin fine.
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What is your favorite topping to put on Ice cream? Hot fudge and marshmallow :)
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Do you put a lot of effort in maintaining your body, are you happy with it and what does your ideal body look like? Yes, I have since I was 12 years old. I work out six days a week and swim as often as possible in the pool and the ocean. I am very happy with my body. Sculpted and toned is the look I achieved not too muscular.
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Whats the most painful thing thats ever happened to you? The death of my Brother.
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Just how hardcore are you ? 1. I live vicariously through myself. 2. My blood smells like cologne. 3. People hang on my every word....even the prepositions. 4. The police often question me...just because they find me interesting. 5. I can disarm you with my looks alone. 6. At museums I am allowed to touch the Art. 7. My mother has a tattoo that reads Son. 8. My 5:00 shadow has experienced more than a lesser mans entire...
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How do you make your Peanut Butter & Jelly Sandwich? Toasted bread (preferably Arnold's Country white bread) A thick layer of peanut butter, a light spread of grape jam (a little more in the middle) and tall cold glass of 2% Milk. Yum nom nom
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Should you make dinner plans on your cell phone while sitting on the toilet in a public restroom? If you received the call and answered then I guess you must. If you initiated the call, well, I'd say you have a problem. lol
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Have You Hugged Your Computer Today? LMAO
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Is he trying to make me jealous? Well, just sayin lol
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someone help!!! Send a message to Engineer is Terminator. If you ask him nicely I'm sure he would help you. I noticed he is one of your friends and he most likely one of the few here that can actually help you with this. Good luck, Jonathan
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can you describe christianity with a picture ? Knights Templar.
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The day was going well until _______. Until we had a slight accident on the job. FYI, I was not the operator. lol
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Complete this sentence: I just can't stop thinking about__________________. The twins who just moved in next door to me. I have to get over there and borrow some sugar. lol
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They tried to make me go to ___________ but I said No, No, No! Potty, but I said no..............he he he
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This is a statement, not a question. Do not answer this... You talking to me man? lol http://youtu.be/4e9CkhBb18E
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dating a pregnant girl... is this something i should be doing? If yo have feelings for he, treat her with respect, be gentle, compassionate and take care of her needs. She is, I'm sure, quite emotional so understand that as well. Good luck, Jonathan
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If you do, why do you flatter yourself so much? I just comes naturally. lol
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How much is a plane ticket to Philly? One million dollars, Jack-Hole
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______ dipped in chocolate. lol http://youtu.be/J2HBdRCroks
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Which would be the better choice of dress to wear to my cousin's wedding in September? (see photo) I like the print dress better. Looks fabulous deb. Have fun, Jonathan
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Why do insist on violating the restraining order I got against you ? Because I miss you so much baby, now come over to the car and give me a kiss.
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I would love to ___________ today! I would love to find someone to give me a back massage today.
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What flavor of Popcorn is your favorite? Just regular popcorn with some salt and butter is good for me.
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Do you think prisoners should be able to get released early for good behavior? It all depends on the crime and what kind of rehab they received while they were incarcerated. Say like shoplifting for example. I wouldn't have a problem with that. Serious/violent crimes, they should be in for the duration. Take it easy Spicy, Jonathan
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are there any women in maryland that prefer to only date married men? No, they all live in North Dakota knucklehead. lol
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What is something that you can poke holes in? O J Simpsons defense team.
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Do you find this HOT OR NOT? Not really too sexy. Doesn't do anything for me.
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why do americans pronounce mum as mom????? We don't. We pronounce Mom as Mom. Mommy as Mommy and Mother as Mother. Anything else you need clarified?
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Do I make you feel uncomfortable? Not at all Zack, you're too cool man. Take it easy, Jonathan
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Everyone remembers their first car but do you remember your second? Yes, 1981 Vette.
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How to grow our penis without taking medicines. Pls answer Well in your case A-Hole, get a rope and a cinder block, go to the roof of a 6 story building. Find an area to brace yourself, attach one end of the rope to your pecker and the other end to the cinder block and throw the cinder block off the roof. Hopefully you won't brace yourself well and you'll fly off the roof too. Get back to us with the results.
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Choose me because___________. I'm cool.
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What's better- ugly face and big boobs, or pretty face and tiny boobs? Who's to say what 'ugly' is? In any event I'm not really into big boobs anyway.
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Why does it seem as though people in relationships are so unhappy compared to singles? Honestly I don't see it that way. I see happiness and misery on both sides.
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Which do you prefer on a lady? Full eyebrows or thin ones? That depends on too many things, like facial structure, type of eyes etc. I would say my preference is full.
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Who else thinks Mrs. Cleaver is a lovely motherly figure on AB? I'm sure she's a great Mom! :-P She is simply, the best :)
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Where is the crappiest place you've ever been? St. Croix, U.S. Virgin Islands. Aside from 3 decent resorts the place is a hell-hole.
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Are you a hairdresser? Tabitha of course. lol
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How long can you hold your breath for while kissing? Why would you want to hold your breath while kissing?
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I gave you a $100 bill and asked you to spend it in a meaningful way. How would you spend it? I would give it to someone who really needs the money.
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What is a good ol boy? Here ya go lol
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¿ǝɟıl uo ʍǝıʌ ʇuǝɹɹnɔ ɹnoʎ s,ʇɐɥʍ I have to consult with the backwards man on this. lol http://youtu.be/LdfBhbR95Wo
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Do you ever think that maybe you're already dead and this is hell? At one time, yes, when I was with my ex (The Succubus).
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Are you crazy, thats a _____________________! That's a park bench you're chatting with. lol
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Will you please stop smoking around me? Beat it man, this is the smoking section. lol
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i'm going to the candy store from the 70's and 80's .. what can i get you ? Mallow Cups please. Thanks man, Jonathan
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How many of you like seeing what MAN VS FOOD on FOOD NETWORK takes on? Yeah, I like Adam Richman and the show is cool. I just don't understand why he eats with his jacket on all the time. lol
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Do you think Football is just the pussy version of Rugby? I've played both. American Football is a lot more brutal than Rugby. Even with Rugby Union's speed of play vs. Rugby League, American Football is a much faster, harder hitting sport.
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The evening was going well until _______. Until my date woke me up the next morning. lol
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I have windows 2000 Is there a free anti-virus that I can get. I can't find one. Try Avast, it's free and very effective. www.avast.com
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What year Corvette is your favorite? 69 Stingray.
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Our village Gala as been rained off today. Can we please borrow some of your nice sunny weather for the day? Miserable and rainy in New York, sorry.
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Do you think the "pregnant women" parking spots at malls are right? Is "pregnancy" a disability? I believe it's a brilliant idea. A pregnant woman should be given respect and every convenience available to make her life as easy as possible.
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Can you come up with something positive about Sarah Palin ? She's very attractive but as dumb as a bag of rocks.
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I like a girl but I am married. Leave it alone man. Don't be a dick, you'll regret it.
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Do you use a PC or a laptop? Always a Laptop.
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Do you agree with the "three strike rule" when sentencing convicted child molesters? No,the one strike rule with a twist. Beat the hell out of them.
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Do you suppose the Lord thinks the temple should be used for "time only" marriages? What? I really don't understand any of that.
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What metal do you prefer for jewelry? Platinum.
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What do you think Mr. Bromide looks like? Here ya go man. It's really him.........lol Take it easy KDP, Jonathan
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I would like you too just comment because i want to see how many people have read this question around the world!? Thankies! Manhattan here.
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If you had me for a day, sort of a rent-a-human program, what would you have me do? Well, you would be asked to play your guitar at the backyard pool party man.
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So,have you been playing with Google's Guitar Doodle ? http://www.google.com/ No, I've been playing Scrabble with MCB.
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You owe me a new ___________ ? You owe me a new pair of chainsaws. I have a feeling you won't be bringing the two you took back. lol BTW below is the evidence, I have hidden cameras on the property.
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WOW! ______________ is so cool! That sunset is so cool!
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Why is it that males have to be the agressor in getting acquainted for courtship, etc? That's not really the case these days.......................
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Are you the type of person who gets scared of "end of the world" predictions? If so, what helps calm you down when you hear about them? No, because it's all a bunch of bullshit.
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Need relationship advice: What's next after hitting my boyfriend? How do I know he forgives me? Guys Help me out! lol A- hole.
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Is anyone as sick as I am of the overuse of the word "rocked" as in "(Celebrity name) "rocked" that outfit on the red carpet."? I think it's cool.
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Do you really know if yoor parents are your biological parents? I know they are not. I was adopted.
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What do you think of this guy's story?? If that's a true story and the kid taught himself it is an incredible one. That young man will go a long way.
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Do You Have a One Track Mind? No, 8 Track. lol
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What fictitious character is downright evil? Boris and Natasha of course. lol
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whats a song you think everybody but you has forgotten? Here ya go man. lol http://youtu.be/08e9k-c91E8
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Alright..Who's been_______________?? Alright, who's been drinking my Patron AGAIN?
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Tips and pieces of advice for playing the french horn please.. Just blow it man. lol
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What is Your proud history! Are YOU American, European, Asian, Ecuadorian, French, Korean, etc., Tell us details, . Where are YOU From??!! My biological parents were from France. I'm American, I was born in Manhattan, New York.
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What fictitious character is just too cool? Woodstock, of course..lol
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What's your middle name? Jonathan Michelle.
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Did you cross the bridge when you got there? No, I send my friend elizabeth 17 over first to make sure it's safe first. lol
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how can get away with it?? muhaha! 1. Put on ski mask 2. Put on gloves 3. Kill dog 4. Disable alarm system 5. Pick lock 6. Well, you get the idea......................lol
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What was your most interesting part of High School? It was all interesting. I got a great education (received 6 college credits while in my senior year) I didn't have to work, I played Football, Rugby and Baseball, had a very cool car and dirt bike AND of course, all the high school girls I went out with. lol
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Are all men weird, or just the majority? Please define 'weird' or give an example. `````Thinking to myself, this should be a doozie````` lol
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Toilet paper roll- over or under? Over, always. Take it easy Bac, Jonathan
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Will is save me money to pint my roof in white? Pass over what you're drinking man.....lol
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my pump on my pool is sucking air in the pump and losing PSI and wont pull the water, any idea what i can do to fix the problem? Try this, good luck man, Jonathan http://youtu.be/wB9rpFHTnjQ
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What is your famous thought or quote of the Day? Divide and conquer. Take care anil, Jonathan
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What's all those creaking,popping noises emerging from U I believe that's you honey lol
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What's all those creaking,popping noises emerging from U
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Do you like my current avatar? It's a beautiful picture of you Holly but the tint or color is a bit washed out looking. Try adjusting the color so there is some contrast if your program allows it. Take it easy, Jonathan
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i am a very angry and destructive girl and need help as i beat my boyfriend. he wont stop me Do you really expect us to believe that crap?
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What makes you glad you're using the bank you're using? My main Bank is International. No hassles for getting wires from anywhere in the world on the same day. Take care AG, Jonathan
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Which pizza do you like the best? If it's not from New York or New Jersey, it's not Pizza. lol
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What is your favorite candy? Almond Joy Mounds Reese's Peanut Butter cups Charleston Chew Milky Way Bars Peanut M&M's Goobers Kit Kat Clark Bars 3 Musketeers
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Has Angelina Jolie got to thin ? do you think she looks better /worse now? I did notice that she lost some weight. Bottom line is, she is still one of the most beautiful women in Hollywood today.
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What makes you happy to be living where you are? In Manhattan I have one of the best, most exciting and diverse cities in the world, in Long Island I have privacy, the beach and a beautiful Village, in Puerto Rico I have the beaches and mountains.
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Glenn Beck will leave FOX for the net imposing a fee model on users. Will his pay for view endeavor be successful? If it were a stock I'd sell it short in a heartbeat. The guy is a hypocritical idiot. Take care Wynper, Jonathan :)
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Do you ever wonder who has subscribed to your "Questions", if anyone? I never heard of that. What does that mean?
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Thank You For Letting Me ______________ ? Thank you for letting me stay with MCB while you're away :)
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Need help with this one history question!! If your not going to help don't even bother commenting.! If you asked nicely you would certainly get help.
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If a short clairvoyant escaped from prison, would that be a small medium at large? lol Great, love it..........
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umm .. should that be hanging out like that ? She likes em fresh smelling. lol
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Please recommend a good allergy medication. My allergies are epicly bad. Champagne works well.....................just sayin lol
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Anthony Wiener (D, New York) admits to sending sexually explicit pictures to women and lying. What should be the consequences for him? The guy is an obvious weasel and a scummer. Republican or Democrat, no difference. Bottom line is he should lose his seat in Congress.
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Have you actually ever known anyone who actually got ill from actually eating actual raw cake mix? Actually no. lol
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What time do you think a 14 year old should go to bed? Whenever they get tired. A 14 year old should not have a set bedtime in my opinion. Take it easy man, Jonathan
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My boyfriend wants to take a bubble bath with me..and i would like to get him turned on before sex. What can i do? I think that will work itself out. lol
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What is your favourite thing to do with humus? Spackle the walls on my barn. lol That stuff is nasty but hardens well.
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I live with my brother. I pay rent. I don't have a lock on my bedroom door. HOW can he just walk right in my room w/out knocking?! That's not cool. The fact that you approached him and he acknowledged it? He is not respecting your privacy or you for that matter. Take care, Jonathan Oh, On the other hand if I knew you were in your underwear,,,,,,,,,,well, just sayin lol
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The reason i deal with_____________ is because______________ The reason I put up with your crap and constant moaning at work is because you're good company at the Pub. lol
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Is my new avatar ok? yes, its me It's lovely and you look beautiful Jane.
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When is the last time you had a bowl/cup of alphabet soup ? When I was 6,7 years old maybe. lol
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If you could change anything about the way you were raised, what would it be? Nothing, I was very fortunate. Loving parents, my Dad was and is very successful, my Mom stayed at home, Traveled extensively, Private school, Prep School, college and no restrictions whatsoever. I had a great childhood.
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What's the quote by which you live by? It's on my profile, here ya go: Life is short. Break the rules. Forgive quickly Kiss slowly Love truly Laugh uncontrollably And never regret anything that made you smile.
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Do you get sick of Palin fanatics thinking 'she's all that'? She's a very attractive woman. About as smart as a bag of hammers and full of sh*t. That's the unfortunate reality of the situation. She should stay in Alaska and continue to monitor Russian activities. lol
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Am i silly? You gave me a tremendous headache. Her's some advice from an American. Get to the Salon, get your hair and make up done, manicure and pedicure. Put on a sexy outfit (LBD would be good) with some nice heels and get to some clubs in Manhattan (Tao at 59th and Lexington Avenue would be a good place to start. You may not find the man of of your dreams but Confucius say 'You have fun long time' lol
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Are you ready to take a break? NO, C'mon man the faster we finish the faster we get paid. Now get off your butt ya lazy sack and help me. Besides, we don't want to be late to meet the girls at O'Malleys Pub. lol
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Go _____, make my _____. Go to the kitchen woman, start dinner, make my cocktail, get me my cigarettes, come over hear and massage my neck for awhile. Oh, and thanks babe. lol
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Have you ever personally observed a bear defecating in the woods? No, but the Pope is Catholic. lol
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Will somebody please give me a little bit of advise. I reallyy need it Wear high heels more often, you're ankles and legs will look better. lol
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_______________ Make Your Life Beautiful? Children make your life beautiful.
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Anyone here hates trendy guys? I'm a trend setter.......SO THERE (sticking tongue out) lol
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How would you react if I told you that since now I'm in a much higher tax bracket,I can no longer socialize with you? Then I guess you'll be giving me back my Amex Black Card. lol
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What happens if the next president sucks too? Really can'y get much worse than where we are now except a major depression. Maybe even Obama can something with the time he has left. Only time will tell. Canada looks cool though.
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Would you let a 10 year old girl pierce your ears? Open heart surgery, yes, piercing no. I'll use the 11 year old girl for that. lol
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I'm 18. I've never had a girlfriend. My self-esteem is gone and my life is going downhill. What can I do to make things better? LISTEN TO ME MAN. First of all you have great structure in your looks whether you believe it or not. You look so much younger that 18 (this will serve you well in future years). Your looks will change slightly and become more masculine as you mature. Understand that you live in a myopic world now, not just where you live but in your mind as well. You probably have not experienced much in...
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Do you /don’t you like Motivational speakers ? Personally I don't, however they do serve a purpose for people who need direction, encouragement, idea flow, teamwork etc. If you work in certain industries it is usually a requirement to attend the lectures of those speakers.
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Would you be offended if from now on, I would refer to you as "Slick" ? After what we have meant to each other, yes, I would. lol
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Do you think some people ask too many questions, even pointless ones, just to up their 'stats'? A few do, most don't. AB has certainly morphed into more of a social network than when it first started. Take it easy, Jonathan
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Can you be a gap model even if you are not 'high fashion' model material but more girl next door? Sure, however modeling has more to do with how the camera sees the person than what others might think is beautiful, sexy, girl next door or otherwise "model" type qualities. Just because you think someone could be a model does not mean they shoot well.
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Is it acceptable for a woman to murder her children because somebody touched her peepee when she was ten years old? What's a 'peepee'?
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If you do, why do you always imagine the worst in every situation imaginable? I never did and never would. Ask Mr. Bromide. lol
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Fuck, Shit, Hell, Shut Up, Damn, Nigga, Ass, Gay, Boobs, Shit, Motherfucker, Son of the Bitch, Faded, Homies, Gangsta, Hell No, Hell Yes Having a bad morning kid? lol Seriously this is out of character for you XT - You okay man?
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How much do you enjoy parks? Jellystone Park is my favourite. lol
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What makes you fascinating? I'm perfect in every way. I am the most most interesting man in the world. lol http://youtu.be/fYdwe3ArFWA
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I think I'll go have a ______________. A cocktail and a smoke.
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Would a big ball of soap stuck in a toilet eventually dissolve? Man Up. Stick you're hand in there and just pull it out. lol
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Why should people get to know you? I have enough maniacs bothering me, thanks very much though. lol
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I'm honest, friendly, happy, approachable, reliable, confident and atheist. Does the last word cancel out everything else and make me bad? Yes we should. Bottom line is you're cool with me Juice :)
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OMG WTF?! Don't worry.....Sarah Palin will not be nominated. lol
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What's the best way to beg for a guy's penis? ;-) LMAO...........................Okay then AG. That was funny
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Who, besides Jesus, have risen form the dead? Ozzy. lol Sorry man, I couldn't resist that one, he's just cool. Take care anil, Jonathan
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Have you heard Sarah Palin's retelling of the tale of Paul Revere's ride? Funny Wynper. She's an unfortunate nitwit that's for sure. Pretty woman but still a nitwit. lol Take care hon, Jonathan :)
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if you can teach me somthing that you feel only you can, then what would it be? Well first I would..............oooooooooooh, sorry, wrong AB section. lol
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Do you believe this - One opportunity can change your life !? Yes, opportunities are always there. It's up to the individual to realize such and act on it. Take it easy anil, Jonathan
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have you ever asked and answered your own question ? That's pure phooey man........................lol By the way HK, I'm diggin the specs.
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In three years time, will this question matter? Not in a heartbeat Doyler, however, you will and that's all that counts right man?
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How's your mom? She's doin great man. She's in Branson Missouri vacationing with Dad.
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Where's my teddy? I lost it and now I can't find it! *sniffles* Oh, sorry babe, I felt it under the sheets at the foot of the bed when I left this morning. You were still sleeping, I didn't want to wake you. lol
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OOOh. Can I join in and be hip and cool too? Lose the 'OOOh' and maybe you got a shot man. Just kidding Bromide, sure, you can join in any time.
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What would be required for you to gain the upper hand ? This should do it.
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As we are all experts! can you can tell whether a wo/man is clever by their answers and whether they are wise by their questions? I'm not touchin this one.............What are trying to do Doyler? Get all us guys in trouble? lol
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Why can't you be more like _______________ ? Why can't you be more like your Aunt Dixie.....lol
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What were your experiences modelling like? I did some magazine/promotional work years ago. I stopped because I felt like I was being used.......it's a long story.
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John Edwards has been indicted for covering up his affair using campain contributions. What are your thoughts? If it's true, the guy is a scumbag.
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What helps you know your poses are actually sexy, even when you're not getting photos taken? Put some photos up and we'll let you know. lol Seriously, you need someone other than yourself to determine that. Take care AG, Jonathan
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Would you be offended if I told you that I can no longer socialize with you 'cuz you're a nut ? Okay, I'm leaving you then.......................lol
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What helps you arch your back? A colonoscopy...... lol
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Can you remember any songs? No man, I'm drawing a blank for some reason. lol
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I addict to masturbate I never get enough of sex when i meet my boy friend just in a short time. What should i do to fill my needs? Where do you live? In the Outback? Just get off AB and go out and meet some people. If you need sex it isn't that hard to find someone.
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What's the right thing to do when your see an unbelievably stupid question on this site? You could ignore it or answer it in a joking or witty way. It all depends on how you're feeling that day I guess. I tend to get a lot of laughs out of them and rarely take questions like that seriously. Every day is a new adventure on AB. lol
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Why peoples throw away the foods? LMAO, I've seen you here for more than 2 years XT and I have to say you just crack me up man. You're a cool kid. Take it easy, Jonathan
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Who does best against Obama? Brian.............lol
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Now I can't remember what I was going to ask. Can you? Best technique for trimming a goatee? lol
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What song if any, do you have stuck in your head right now? Good Thing by Fine Young Cannibals..........Take it easy drweet. Best, Jonathan http://youtu.be/xrOek4z32Vg
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Do everybody think it's rather--- 'Good night Jon Boy' lol
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Hi. I don't go into this room often. I need the best way to search for tires by type and model for any American car. thanks. Best sight is www.tirerack.com You can order and they will deliver to you or a local shop near you. Great selection and pricing. I used them for my Vette and Jag. I highly recommended them. Good luck, Jonathan
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Solve: You would most likely get help with this if you asked nicely. Seriously man
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Your lock in dark room for 30 days with no lighting but candles, a toilet, paper, pencils, one pillow and blanket, dry good for food and I'd be there with Lilly and More Cow Bell. Entertainment? Well, let's just say, use your imagination lol
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How do you deal with wishy-washy people? I usually just slap them around with a dishrag. lol
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Aight guys, let's see what you got! :D Read em and weep man. Now pass over all your chips, you're busted. lol
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Do you yearn for a simpler time? No, I'm yearning for someone to bring me my coffee in the morning. In bed. lol
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You can tell the _______ that we _______. You can tell the family that we are going to elope. lol
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What would you say if I told you that when I first met you,I thought you were a total perv ? It's not my fault......Next time you and MCB are out wear something else babe. lol
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Yesterday I hit my toe on the door. I'm thinking its a hit and the pain will go away. It still hurts. Is it broken? Poke yourself in the eye with a sharp stick and I guarantee your toe will stop hurting. Just kidding, if you think it's broken go see a doc or go to the Emergency Room, it's not that difficult a task.
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How do you see wife swapping and swinging in society? To each is/her own man. It's not my style but I'm not here to judge anyones lifestyle choices.
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The "Swiss army" never fights in battles and never has overseas duties, so why are Swiss army knives and suitcases popular? Because they are made with super quality and attention to detail. You can use one of those knives to do like a billion things lol
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Does anil m harbor a secret desire to be an atheist? Bottom line is that anil m is a cool guy and he's my friend. Take it easy Stu, Jonathan
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Complete this sentence: No matter how much I ______________, it's never enough to______________________. No matter how much I kiss you, it's never enough to satisfy me Darling :)
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Men, is it enjoyable to have another mans balls slapping your face as he satisfies then releases his self into your mouth? You were obviously born in God's blind spot you F'n A-Hole. There is an Adult section here and because there are kids on this site have some decency and use it.
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Does it freak you out when a complete stranger at the grocery store, wont stop staring at you? If She's hot and I'm in the produce isle, well, I have no problem with that. lol
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OMG I watched "Real Housewives NYC".(they are in Morocco in that show). Disgusting is a mild word for what they represent and play.Agree? They are all a bunch of Slags and most of them are immature and full of crap.
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Why would a congressman send a "Twitter photo" of his underwear to millions of people? Whatever happened there, and we may never know, the guy took a picture of himself in his draws for some f'd up reason. Bottom line............. he's a knucklehead of the highest order. I saw his 'interviews' with the media last night and could not believe what an Ass Clown he really is. He should just step down now and go away. Take it easy Bromide, Jonathan
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I obsess to have sex with my boy friend's twin brother. How can i arrange to do it? How do you know you haven't already? lol
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What would you rate me? (just curious) Cute, you should smile though, you have a beautiful face. Take it easy, Jonathan PS I dig the hairstyle too
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Are you afraid to cut people out of your life? No and never contact me again man. lol
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Darn! I left my _____? I left my cell phone at Liily's place. lol
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You need to wash your________________cause it is_______________?! Hair cause it is full of bugs.................lol
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Best books about relationships for teenagers? The Art of War by Sun Tzu. lol
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Just how irresistible are you ? You should know, especially after what you did to me last night baby.......lol
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Which is worse: Being stuck next to a talkative evangelist or politician? They are equally as bad....I'd rather ride my Dirt Bike off a cliff. lol
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What is your favorite type of pie? Pecan or Mince Meat Pie.
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What can you do in thailand as a tourist apart from fighting muay thai and fucking thai whores? Sweat your arse off....................
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What makes you awesome? Because I'm French.............
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Do you agree that there should be a way to zoom over avatars to see it clearly? Yes, I'd love to get a better view of all the boxes with question marks in them. lol
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How would you describe a delusion of grandeur? A woman who wears a padded bra. lol
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Those F'n republicans are at it again. They want to make illegal immigration a crime. Can you believe this?? Oh, sure, just let them ALL in illegally. That would be just great for our already crumbling economy. Republican or Democrat, the bottom line is it has to be stopped and little is being accomplished. It is a crime. Anybody who believes it shouldn't be a crime is a complete moron. Take it easy, Jonathan
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anybody know some really funny youtube videos Yes, here ya go....................Enjoy lol http://youtu.be/r0IV651z1wk
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Do you enjoy making your own pizza? Yes, I recently purchased a pizza stone and I've enjoyed it a lot. Take it easy man, Jonathan
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Are you my angel? :) I would be.......................If you needed me :)
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What is something that you just don't take as seriously as others around you seem to? Price of gas, price of food, clothing, entertainment etc. I don't really watch what I spend my money on in general. Take care Lucinda, Jonathan
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Is Sarah Palin competent to run the U.S. if she were to be elected President? You have it right, she's about as qualified as an 8th grader. 'Silly twit', that about sums it up. :) Take care Sandy, Jonathan
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Why do people change for the worse? That's ashame man, are you talking about Mr. Bromide? lol Take it easy Zack, Jonathan
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What activities in your life are weather dependent? My job, I'm outside about 80 % of the time.
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There's a 7 foot bull moose in my backyard,should I send my 15 year old cousin out there,, Send him out with Boris. lol
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Are you in control over your "EGO"? I'm far from humble.........
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If your cereal box has cartoons on it do you really think it is the right choice for someone your age? The cartoons are a prerequisite for me. lol
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What would you do if you were eating some food and I came up to you and started eating it? I'd let you have it all and order another cocktail for myself. lol
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What's the difference between Harold Camping and Bernie Madoff? They both bilked people out of their savings, yet one is free as a bird? Bernie Madoff is a Scumbag of the highest order. Harold Camping is a disillusioned lunatic and complete loser.
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Do you like to listen to a CD skip? Yeah, it's the highlight of my day. lol
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are there currently any oil rig companies hiring unexperienced entry level roughnecks in texas? Try this website, you will find what you're looking for. It's free to sign up. I've hired people from there myself. It is the best business website out there and it is global. Good luck. http://www.linkedin.com/
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At no cost to you,you will be completely furnished with________ ? New boobs.........lol
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Do you need to be an optimist to play lotto? No, you just need one dollar. lol Please watch entire video. http://youtu.be/_gekaEzqj5g
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Can I share my homemade muffins and hot chocolate with you? :) Are your muffins nice and firm? lol
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Who Discovered Science? Dexter et al of course. lol
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if zombies started to attack what would you do What I always do.......lol http://youtu.be/Nc3vcXp_7O8
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What would you like to do just now: To---, to drink---, to make love with---, to fight with---, to arrive at---? Well here's the deal prof............. I haven't been on AB for a while so I'll finish up here, take a shower later, going out for dinner and drinks this evening then to a club and who knows what else and then we'll see.
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What does it mean when you dream of hugging the girl you love and she kissing you fervently? Any good dream interpreters here? You just have DSB. You know what to do................lol I really couldn't resist that one man.
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I will _______, but I would rather _______. I will change your tire for you once again (told you to put air in it last week when we were out but noooooooooooooooo you didn't do it did you?), but I would rather call roadside assistance. The restaurant is only a five minute walk from here and we need to make our reservation time.................Plus I could use a cocktail right about now after listening to you for the last thirty minutes...
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Does Boss or Hugo Boss make belts? Yes, I have several from Hugo Boss.
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St th= u+ a(t-1/2) u= 2m/s a= 0.5m/s sq. t= 3s. Give the solution with the perfect answer. Don't just give the link to the solution. Why don't you just do the 'perfect' studying jerkoff.
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What are your views on dating black women? (Men of ALL races can answer) Black, White, Asian, Latino..............If I'm attracted to them it would not matter what race they are.
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Have You Ever Fallen Out of Bed? Yes, but not because I was asleep if you know what I mean. :)
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Where is Matt Dillon now? He is being held captive by More Cow Bell and Pretty Lilly.......They also have Matthew Broderick................lol
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Would you like to have this woman as your Gym class teacher? http://youtu.be/W9B2z79Lbek Beeyoch................lol
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Youse wanna joina da Mafia? Samatta you? Fuhgeddaboutit!! Ciao man. lol
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What do you think of the Disney kids? They are cool.
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Back when I was young, __________________ . Can you creatively fill in the blank? Cheerleaders.....You get the drift....lol
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Are you better than average isn't everyone!? Yes, I believe in many ways we are all different and above average.
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What do you say to someone/ a couple who's had a miscarriage? A good tight hug for them both let's them know how you feel.
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Do you have a moustache? No but I usually have some stubble. It was late....................lol
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You're Okay in my book except for ____________ ? You're excessive spending habits. Where did you my Amex card anyway honey? lol.
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A Wish From RoadWarrior to All You's Guys... You're a thoughtful guy AW........Take it easy and thanks man, Jonathan
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How does your back feel? It's fine, like it always is, why? lol
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Right now, I could really do with a ___________? Cocktail, preferably Grey Goose on the rocks.
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How do you keep your electric bill down ? I have never thought about my electric or any of my utility bills. I just pay them when the bill comes in.....
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Hey,can I come over and bring my bongos? Yeah, sure, you can use the garage...........lol
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Do you hail taxi drivers!? Yes, frequently.
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I am home alone overnight for the first time since 2001 and I don't like it. What do you do when you hear strange noises to ease paranoia? It's probably Road warrior, Pintapride, The Anonymous Witch or Unicorn Man. Don't worry I sent Dior, Engineer is Terminator, Clintonville Tom and Spooner over to protect you. Oh yeah, BAC zero is on his way too with the big guns..........lol Seriously it's nothing, call a friend to chat or stay on AB.
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Has anyone ever caught you picking your nose? What did you do to "cover up" for yourself? Not me but I can't say the same for my girlfriend. lol
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I have a pre employment drug test in 24 hours. I've done meth for 2 days. Just got a job offer and have to take a drug test in 24hr?? Bottom line.....You're F'd.
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If you're ever near ________ feel free to drop by and ________ ? If you're ever near the bar feel free to drop by and buy us a few drinks ya cheap bastard. lol
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Is being really drunk on your wedding day funny...or in retrospect, kind of sad? It's sad and tragic for sure. Take it easy man, Jonathan
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When is "okay" not good enough? How safe is this bridge? Okay I guess.............lol I kinda copied Lilly :)
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Candy is Dandy, but__________________________ Randy will still show up on AB soon asking insane questions about Nintendo games. PS Only nice people should comment. lol
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Perspectively,what do you think the waiting rooms for Heaven and Hell must look be like? Hell =
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Perspectively,what do you think the waiting rooms for Heaven and Hell must look be like? I have to answer twice to show both pictures. Heaven=
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What do you think of Playboy putting their entire 57 years of magazines online? Will you visit the site or never consider it? That's cool. I'll definitely check out some of the early years.......Take it easy Wynper, Jonathan
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if you found a wallet with a drivers license and $2000 in cash what would you do? Contact the owner and arrange to give the wallet and cash back. I actually did that in Manhattan years ago, the cash amount was a bit less, about $700.00. I would not trust giving it to the police with cash. Take it easy, Jonathan
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If someone says "You are quite a read" does that mean interesting or obvious as in open book? It just means that the person saying it is a wise-ass. lol Take it easy man, Jonathan
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Sometimes directions/instructions don't direct or instruct,they confuse. Have you returned something because you couldn't figure it out? If I can't figure it out I would ask or hire someone who can. This way I have what I wanted in the first place. Take care Rosie, Jonathan
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Why do people consider poptarts a decent breakfast? I like them.
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Ever feel so out of touch with reality for so long you do not recognize yourself in the mirror? No, I haven't. lol It's good to see you again. I hope all is well, missed ya, Jonathan :)
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What is a word you use more often than others do? Do you use the word simply by habit? Or why do you need or want to say this word a lot? Words: Cool and man Expression: Take it easy I don't know why but I do. Take it easy Lucinda, Jonathan lol
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I have fell in love, but love is for the weak. How do I stop being in love? If you're really in love man, embrace it because you're lucky. Ya may wanna work on the grammar a bit though...........Just sayin.................lol
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Are you one of those people who type lol and haha but arent really laughing?I hate that lol.And yes,I laughed.:p In a format such as this I think it is important, because when you add it people should realize that you are fooling around or joking. Sometimes we can get unjustly agitated at a question or an answer without realizing the person is kidding around. When you add the lol it is obvious that: 1. You ARE laughing, let's face it, a lot of people are really witty and funny here. 2. What one wrote is...
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What is your handicap? Golf - 14 In life - Some of the idiots that work for me.
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In the interests of science, would you be willing to wear a full suit of medieval plate armor and walk into the lion exhibit at the zoo? Yes, yes I would. lol
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Our 6-year-old son tried to blow up a balloon with his nose... should we be concerned? C'mon A Blob, the kid's a bloody genius. Take it easy man, Jonathan
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If you could meet any celebrity, who would it be and Why? Dexter, but only if Engineer is Terminator is not available............I have some Science and Math questions I need answered. lol
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Whats the best way to get a girl to have sex with you Own one of these....................lol
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What will those who don't believe in God say when the rapture actually does happen? The only 'rapture' going on is happening between my sheets.
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why do people act weird!!!? Capitol question Syd...................NOT. lol
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What is your favorite smell in the world? As far as a scent goes, lavender. Have a great evening anil, Jonathan
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does boss lady fit my profile picture ? Not really, first of all you look too sweet to be a 'boss lady' and secondly the picture is cockeyed (not straight). Take it easy, Jonathan :)
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Name something you just did not see coming. What was that, it's 3pm.................lol
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Have you ever filled a bathtub with something besides water ? Not yet, but tonight I'm preparing a Champagne bath tonight for MCB...lol
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Hand me that ______________. Hand me that wrench or this is the last repair job I do I for you Cassandra........lol
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What do you avoid talking about? I rarely discuss politics and religion.
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How many people joined in with the pants free Tuesday on AB? I'm somewhere in the middle of the pack. We're on way to Lilly's place. lol
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Are the cowboys in your state wearing "pointy" boots? I don't know but I do! lol
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What tribal music have you heard recently? I didn't stay around to hear it.....lol
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What do you NOT want to find in your vehicle? Please see video.....lol http://youtu.be/vtH4Q6T-4hM
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Did you skip rope when you were a child? Yes, as part of exercise. I still do it but not as often. It would actually be good to incorporate into the routine again. I'm going to do that. Thanks for the reminder AG, Jonathan :)
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Can joy be canned? Well if they are able to can Prince Albert then I'm sure Joy can be canned as well........lol
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Can you think of something that is cheesy ? The Housewives of New Jersey............
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Im in love with this guy.He doesnt like me that way.for a while i was able2forget about him but its hard cuz hes my best friends brother. He's probably afraid of your 'virganity'. What is that anyway? lol
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Is it possible for someone to become addicted to therapy? Yes...........lol
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Do you think black women and white men make weird couples? No. They make beautiful couples just like anyone else. Take it easy, Jonathan
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What de-motivates you? A hangover or tummy ache. lol Take care elizabeth, Jonathan
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What are people from Calabria, Italy called? yes, Calabrian's. They are known for being hard headed and stubborn...........
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Will people cry for you when you are dead? The masses will weep. lol
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When was the last time that your middle finger answered a question? Monday May 16th,2011 @ 1:21 EST........................lol take it easy Doyler, Jonathan
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What is your definition of 'fake'? Fake, left..............Real, right.....lol
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If your uncle told you he works in waste disposal, but yet you've never seen him drive a garbage truck, what would you think? It would depend.............like if his surname ended in a vowel, well.............lol
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What does it mean if a man keeps asking to see me again when it has been broken off? He likes me alot? If you're not together anymore it's most likely the sex that he misses. If he had someone else this would most likely not be happening. Take it easy Holly, Jonathan
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What would you say if I told you that I just saw Elvis ? Don't worry, the Doctor will be with you shortly.............lol
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What is an ugly characteristic? Abuse and prejudice.
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When you see a woman who looks more like a man, does it make you uncomfortable? WHAT? I love Pat. lol http://youtu.be/WRY_t6GEOB4
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Who do you think is the worst actor of all time and why? Steven Seagal. The worst and he's also a BS artist of the highest order. Take it easy Zack, Jonathan
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What is your opinion of Linkin Park? They are very Cool Man. Take it easy, Jonathan
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So do you think Osama & Saddam were paired up in hell as room-mates ? Well I just heard Saddam put in a recent on-line order so............
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What should I do/not do when meeting a guy for the first time? Should do: Get your hair and make up done Manicure and pedicure Seductive perfume Little black dress and high heels Think before you speak A long slow kiss goodnight Shouldn't do: Get drunk Talk about your last relationship Pick your teeth with your fingernails Put lipstick or makeup on in front of him Talk about your sexual fantasies (Save that for date #3) Grab his 'package' Give it up on...
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For me it's Soju and Korean food or Sake and Sushi. What's your fav alcoholic drink and meal to go with it? Canadian Club on the rocks and nice big piece of Sirloin steak, medium rare please.
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How do you fool yourself into being happy? Go for a nice long jet ski ride like Del Boy here.......Lovely dubly mate....lol http://youtu.be/1J9LrASibTA
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How Do I get Bigger Triceps and Biceps without having dumbbells, I have a pullup bar but Ive been doing sets of 10 for my back and chin ups? The only way without weights would be isometrics. I have included the link. I've used these techniques and they work well if you stick to it. Good luck, Jonathan http://www.isometric-training.com/arm-exercise-isometrics.html
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Do you all feel that RoadWarrior is fulla_________? Savoir-faire !
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Why are you still here? Because Pretty Lilly is still outside with her chainsaws.........and I'm a scared...lol
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What is the best skill a woman can possess? I'd be banned if I answered..............lol
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do you prefer orange juice or milk with your breakfast?? :D Neither, Grapefruit juice and Coffee during the week and Bloody Mary's on the weekends.
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What is the best skill a man can possess? Compassion. Take care anil, Jonathan
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Can You Sing Solo? No, I need my friends with me.....lol http://youtu.be/VzUU7SRRsGo
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It's your turn to_____________________________ Clean the bowl......lol
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OK,how are you able to stay under the radar ? Easy........................
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It's not the money it's ____________ ? It's free? lol
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Home Chefs: What are some items you enjoy cooking for breakfast? Care to share a recipe? (Culinary) Enjoy...Ya have to watch this...............lol :) http://youtu.be/4mY4Qi7J4ag
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What does it take to become a spy? You have to buy an Aston Martin of course..
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What are five things you can do with a pillow? Ah, yeah, give me a minute while I get my copy of the Kama Sutra.........lol
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what is this poem about? The guy has taken full responsibility for the life he led. He knows he is not perfect and he is willing to take any consequence for the way he lived. He is not afraid and has accepted his ultimate fate without excuses. Take it easy, Jonathan
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What is more delicious than banana? Homemade banana bread.
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When & Where was the last time that you ran out of steam ? She eventually caught me...lol
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Is it normal for couples to fight often? Sometimes maybe...............lol
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Do you think Osama Bin Laden should have gone on trial? No, they should have dragged that SCUMBAG by New York City Police horses from Harlem to Ground zero though.
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How do I start something I don't want to do? JUST STOP ALL THE PROCRASTINATING AND NEGATIVITY. GET OFF YOUR BUM AND DO WHATEVER IT TAKES MAN. You'll thank me in the end for yelling at you, Jonathan
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Have you seen Romance & Cigarettes? If so, what did you think of it? No, I have never seen it however I like romance and cigarettes. lol
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Human Interest Story of the Day.... LMAO........good one RW
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What is your favorite outdoor activity? This about sums it up.
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Does your opinion of a person change when you hear them talking nasty about another? Absolutely. I despise that and will usually confront them because stories change from person to person. Have a terrific day CL, Jonathan
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is pirates of the caribbean 4 going to be better without kiera or orlando? It doesn't matter because Depp is cool.........
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What is something you require in a relationship? Mmm, Er, Ah, well, ya know...................lol
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Have you ever notice that most of the girls have more friends than guys in Answerbag ? That's pretty strange that you would even investigate to find that out somehow man.
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Fill in: It's so easy, _____________. I don't why you're asking for help......
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What kind of food you will just NOT eat? Liver and Brussel Sprouts.....YECHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
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Is it legal to ride a horse in your city? (Are you in a major city or smaller town?) Only these guys can in Manhattan.
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I get this chat request from a pretty curvaceous woman. Who would want to chat with an old hobo? Scratch head. Please take her off my hands Joe. lol
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Is it appropriate to drag your young children door-to-door on a Saturday morning preaching? I've seen and experienced that first hand. In my opinion it's tragic. Take it easy, Jonathan
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What is more delicious than pork meat? Steak, thank you very much, take it easy Prof, Jonathan
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who was here during the "old answerbag" do you like this better or would you go back to the origional? I liked the last format much more because of the threads feature. I also miss a lot of my friends that did not come back. I do like the message feature here though. Take it easy, Jonathan
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If Osama had 3 wives,,,why was his place such a mess ? What do you expect? They can't see a damn thing. lol
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Does anybody else have more questions? Yeah man, how old are you? lol Take it easy, Jonathan
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will you BBQ this weekend? Have outdoor fun? Almost every weekend. Steaks, burgers, ribs, franks, chicken, whatever....Everything tastes good on the grill. lol Take it easy shunyata, Jonathan
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What is a song about someone getting his/her heart broken that you find especially powerful or moving? Why? Not saying why but here's the song......... Are You Alright by Lucinda Williams. Very powerful for me. Take it easy Lucinda, Jonathan http://youtu.be/ffJSu5V4yAc
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Suppose I ringed you up just now. Your first exclamation? lol http://youtu.be/EKRI10G-MAA
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What career would you hate to do, even for just a day? Working at the DMV counter. lol Take it easy, Jonathan
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When is too far really too far? When you're flying from New York to Australia and the flight is stuck on the Tarmac for an additional 4 hours. lol
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What does cock eyed mean? Some people use that expression when someone is drunk. He/She is cockeyed. lol
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What was your FIRST job? Mine was at Goody's b4 that particular stiore closed. My supervisor gave me a good reference for my next job. u? I was an excavator and heavy equipment operator at a quarry.
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Why is my husband secretive about being on the computer? Porn or chatting with a gal for sure. Good luck with that, Jonathan
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I wish I could’ve told you that _______________. The Moat around my estate was filled with Alligators. lol
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What is a topic, issue, or problem that you wish others would stop avoiding or that simply cannot be avoided any longer? That Jif Peanut Butter is better than Skippy Peanut Butter. lol
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What helps you not snoop? So basically what you're stating is that you're going to be snooping on someone right? lol I'm sorry I had to write that cause I was laughing so hard at the question..............................
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AMERICAN SPECIAL FORCES KILLED SANTA CLAUS. Would you like to see the evidence? ROTFLMAO
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Witch baseball team fo you LIKE & DISLIKE the most!??.... Like- New York Yankees Hate - none.........I dislike Boston but don't hate them
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One should resist the temptation to .......... Give one of your friends on AB a Sonic Wedgie....lol
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Justin Bieber's "Never Say Never" is out on DVD today (5/13). What are you waiting for? I'm waiting for my toast to pop up. lol
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Name something that grown women do in a swimming pool that's very immature? Please see video. lol http://youtu.be/a8U0HxhR2Bc
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What is something you know is wrong, but you do it anyway? I don't wait for a green light to cross the street. lol Well I don't.
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Does it really matter to you when your answer is picked as best by the asker? Never gave it much thought anil. Have a good one, Jonathan
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Anyone ever had a foreign exchange student? I was just matched with one :) Any advice? Yeah, I dated her for about 3 weeks. We went to the same College. lol
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OK,Then,,,wanna tell me why are you looking at me with that sheepish grim ? Just relax........This won't hurt a bit. lol
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What were the last biggest and smallest vehicles you drove? Largest a Cat Excavator Smallest Alpha Romero Spider
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Why Abaggers are so obessed with sex and keep mailing me sexual intercourse propositions?? Maybe because you have a sexy Avatar? lol Sorry I just couldn't resist that one. Take it easy, Jonathan
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What do you Prefer, Spaghetti o's or Baked Beans Baked beans of course........lol http://youtu.be/qpB3ME_Xem0
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On what issues do you want an opinion from the opposite sex? ````````````Jonathan asking girlfriend`````````````````.................'Hey honey you feel like Chinese or Italian take out tonight'? lol
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What time is it in your area, and what location? Time to dance with Gene Gene the Dancing Machine of course.....lol http://youtu.be/ACpNVD5GMUw
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Have you had any really Hot Tamales lately? As a matter of fact........................lol
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Why do people think black people are ugly? WTF? When and where did you conduct this dopey survey?
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What,if any,kind of questions sadden/anger you? Sadden me........Those who are less fortunate, in need or depressed. Anger me..........Abusiveness and hatred (physical, verbal) of children, women, gays, lesbians, the elderly and handicapped.
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What the hell are you talking about? Don't worry sonny boy...........When you complete your Third Grade education you will understand. By the way, be careful not to choke on that Blow pop you're suckin on. lol
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What should be of extreme importance? What shouldn't be? A well balanced investment portfolio. Which dish washing detergent to purchase............lol
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What's your take on the planet of the Apes? Damn dirty Apes..............lol http://youtu.be/BKdSXfPl8vY
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Are you flamboyant? How so? Sometimes......lol
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What should people eat and drink more often? Steak and Vodka, sometimes Whiskey. lol
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Do you ever feel too lazy to get dressed? If so, what helps you get past that? No, never too lazy to get dressed but sometimes on the weekend I'll lounge around in just a pair of pajama pants in the am.
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You wake up from a 2 year coma,turn on the news and find out Rush Limbaugh is the newly elected president with Ann Coulter as his VP.. THIS......lol
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Who's the funniest celebrity? Currently? I'd say Dave Chappelle.
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What is your favorite word or phrase in the Spanish language? Please give the English translation. Mi amor...............'My Love'
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Do you feel that your strongest personality trait is also your weakest? How so? It's not my strongest trait but I am too giving a person :)
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Why do people _______ when they could be _______? Why do people complain when they could be doing something about it themselves :)
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What is your favorite saying? I live by one saying, it's on my profile: Life is short Break the rules Forgive quickly Kiss slowly Love truly Laugh uncontrollably And never regret anything that made you smile The Best, Jonathan
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What gives you energy? My daily workout routines.
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We all come across crossroads in our lives,do you stay on the original path or do you explore the options? Always exploring options except when I know I have a specific goal in my mind and then I will concentrate on that to make sure it is accomplished. Take care annamarie, Jonathan
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Glenn Beck suggested Megan McCain "wear a burqa" after she appeared in a cancer awareness ad. What do you think about his suggestion? Beck is an A-Hole of the highest order. I'm glad Fox is getting rid of him. Take care Wynper, Jonathan
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Have you ever been to unsafe websites? Yes, but I always wear a bullet proof vest when I do...............lol
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Have you ever regretted going to the Doctor? Have you ever regretted not going to the Doctor? To either or both, why? Neither, I just go once a year for regular checkups and otherwise go when I need to for whatever health reasons. I like Doctors. Take care AG, Jonathan
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Are you man enough to fight the bully? I always did, ever since I was a kid. Can't stand that shit and I'll always stand up for those who are unable to do it for themselves.
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What was the last thing you bought today? A few pairs of jeans and some tee shirts.
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Who wants to go on a walkabout?Where shall we walk? Mmmmmm. Let me think. Walk to the beach, swimming and suntan, then change for a casual dinner, cocktails and then................lol
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Why do M&Ms melt in your hand when they're not supposed to? Because everyone gets exited, they're hands get warm and they squeeze them too hard. You gotta take en directly from the bag. lol
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Do you like Snickers or Twix? I like them both but would prefer the Twix due to the crunchy cookie part it has. lol Take it easy, Jonathan
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dislike people who cause drama? Immensely.
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What do you see here? ---> lofallve Many future arguments. lol
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To dream of someone you like having sex with someone else & you walk in Four Tylenol please...............lol
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I am a track coach. One of the teens is such a downer. What should I do when she brings the whole team down, and resists all instruction? Bummer. If you can't confront her due to any reprisals from the parents or admins then have a meeting with the captain of the team or the more respected kids on the team that may be able to influence her. Explain the nature of the problem and ask them to see what they are capable of. Last resort is the Athletic Director of the school. Good luck, Jonathan
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if you know your cousins constantly "throwin salt on your game" would you constanly allow it to mess up your relationships? Just move to West Virginia -------------------then you can date your cousins-------------------problem solved. lol
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do u think my boss is gonna give me a paid night off on saturday? You have one more day to kiss up so maybe. lol
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Can you get pregnant if you're on birth control, on your period, have on a pad, underwear, and shorts, boyfriend fully clothed, and you grind on his lap? You are simply a brainless twit.
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Is The Beast and Satan the same individual? You ARE referring to my ex. Then yes, they are one in the same.
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I Won't Forget These Days. Will you? No, I'll cherish them forever! NOT What in the name of Bonaparte's balls are you talking about man? lol
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What's your favorite Pink Floyd song/performance? Are you a Pink Floyd fan or someone who just likes a song or two by them? Wish You Were Here.............................Huge fan. Take it easy Wynper, Best, Jonathan http://youtu.be/EAchKt2xjsw
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Do ab belts tone all the way down to the core? Ab belts don't do a damn thing. If you want great abs you have to get down and dirty and do it the right way with a full disciplined workout routine, a lot of military sit ups, weights, crunches etc. The list goes on and on.
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Is a beauty pageant mom who gives her 8 year old daughter botox injections guilty of child abuse? Yeah, I read that article in the Sun a few days ago. The woman is sick and I would definitely consider that child abuse. What she has done to that poor baby is tragic. Take Care Wynper, Jonathan
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Joke for the day..:D A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York City restaurant and notices that the three Japanese businessmen seated there are furiously masturbating. She says, "What the hell do you guys think you are doing?" One of the Japanese men says, "Can't you see? We are all berry hungry." The waitress says, "So how is whacking-off in the middle of the restaurant going to help that situation??"...
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What are some good tourist attractions in Puerto Rico? The # 1 attraction is the El Yunque Rain Forest (http://www.elyunque.com/) and the beautiful beaches. Other than that it would pretty much be general sightseeing and the Resort Hotels.
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What is the most popular sport in Puerto Rico? Basketball followed by Baseball.
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What kind of animals does Puerto Rico have? Primarily cows, pigs, horses. Lots of stray dogs, cats normal, No bears. lol
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How long does it take to go around Puerto Rico in a car? You would not want to because all the highways are not finished. It is quite a large Island and if you drove around the entire Island it would take at least 10 - 12 hours. The only completed main Highway is Rte 52 which goes from San Juan in the North to Ponce in the South. That ride is approximately 2 hours although I've done it in 90 minutes.
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What are some things tourists can do while in Puerto Rico? Anything to do with the ocean, surf, swim, powerboats, sailboats, jet ski para sail etc. , horseback ride, visit the Rain Forest, explore lakes and mountains. Great dining and dancing. Visit some of the smaller Islands off the main Island, it goes on and on.
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What are some good restaurants in Puerto Rico? To name a few: Budatai on Ashford Avenue Bar Gitano The Palm Steakhouse in The El San Juan Hotel Koko Mortons Steakhouse at the Caribe Hilton Yamoto Boulangerie St. Honoré Ceviche House JoséJose
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Do you find it awkward to eat a banana in public? LMAO
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have you ever opened the car door while the car was in motion? All the time on my job sites.
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The Simpsons or Family Guy??? Family Guy for sure.
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What do you require for you to have a fighting chance ? Shotgun Hand grenades Flame thrower Bazooka My Glock G31 Crossbow Switch blade Brass Knuckles Oh yeah and some Wrigley's Spearmint gum........lol
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Would you like to explain why you came to visit me holding a crowbar ? So I could rescue MoreCowBell and Anonymous Girl from the trunk in your basement. Just an FYI - MCB had her cell phone with her. lol
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Sex with you can________my________ Sex with you can really screw up my chances with your twin sister. lol
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What would you think of a mom who dressed trashy but raised her child well? The way she dresses is her business, like it or not. If she raised her children well, she's a great mom.
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What is something that warms your heart? The smiles on children's faces.
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Should parents beat girls in childhood? What do you have, a plate in your head? That's child abuse.
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Do you have a dirty mind? can i see it? As dirty as the day is long......lol
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Now that Prophet Osama Bin Laden is Dead, who will take his place. 'Prophet'? That Scumbag was a prophet? You have to be kidding man...........
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Do you like the woods? Why or why not? Yes, particularly resting under very large pine trees is picturesque and relaxing.
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if answerbag had a required webcam to be on at all times while you post so others could see you , would you still use the site ? I'd have no problem but I'm not sure you guys would want to see the serious 'bed head' I have going on in the morning. lol
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What in the world can make a brown eyed girl turn blue? Contact Lenses.
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Besides water, what liquid drink could you not stand to be without? Vodka.
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What do you look like? Here ya go............
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Will Bin Laden's wives be up for auction? Stop bothering me ..I'm bidding right now...........get back with ya later. lol
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Guys, don't deny it - you see women as only worth one thing. That's ashame however to accurately answer you your information is a bit vague in the sense of: What is your age? What do you do for a living. Are these young guys? Business people? What circles do you travel in? City atmosphere, country? Are you meeting these knuckleheads in the local bowling alley? It seems obvious that if you are able to carry on 'epic conversations' as you state you are...
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What do you think this cat is saying? He wants the keys to the car man. http://youtu.be/z8xRLcS7D9I
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How do you get past feelings of terror? I think it would depend on what exactly your terrified of to start.
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❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS? Single
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How influenced are you by the way that other people treat you? That does not influence me at all. Take it easy AG, Jonathan
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What is something that was once important to you that you have now given up trying to do or accomplish? Scoring with this girl Maureen back in the 6th grade. lol
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When in doubt, _________?. Divide and Conquer.............Yeah, that's it. lol
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Are you BAD? why? Perception of me is that I'm bad..................
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What book have you read that really made you laugh? What made it humorous? Can be fiction or nonfiction, any genre. Jerry Kramer's Instant Replay. He was an offensive lineman with the Green Bay Packers in the 60's. It was kind of like a personal Diary of sorts. Very funny...............
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What is something that someone might say or discuss that would make you want to say, "Mind your own business!"? When someone asks me what I'm worth (in terms of net worth). Take care Lucinda, Jonathan
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Are Americans a simple people? Wang you say? Well that about sums it up then......lol
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Peter, Peter, ___________ eater, had a _________ and couldn't __________ her? Respectfully I'm not touchin this one. lol
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If the Ghostbusters aren't in, then who ya gonna call? MOMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. lol
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Is this a really bad bruise? Given my expert internet diagnosis .............Amputation would probably be appropriate...............lol
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What is your greatest need right now? HAH!
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Have you ever noticed that the word Bed actually looks like a Bed?! Okay Mate............Back from the Pub early tonight then? lol
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Blow my fuse? You got nothing to lose. 'DUDE'..........................LMFAO................
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What song best describes how you feel at this very moment? Here ya go. Take it easy T, Jonathan http://youtu.be/zUBE850kay0
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What "kid food" do you still enjoy as an adult? Cocoa Pebbles of course. Also Fruity Pebbles. lol
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What would you do if you came upon a burning bush ? This of course! I always keep em handy just in case.......lol
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I can jump from________to__________ I can jump from my 11th floor balcony into the pool in the courtyard but it's a bit too dangerous. lol
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Bath, Shower, Neither: Which do you prefer? And Why? Both, I shower daily (sometimes twice daily) and take a bath about once a week with Lavender epsom salts and Mr. Bubble...............very soothing you know. lol I'm totally serious.
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And why shouldnt I cut myself even fucking more tonight? Jane, this is truly out of character for you so I hope you are just joking. Take care, Jonathan
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Would you wear colored jeans? Yes. Aside from black I have grey and white jeans.
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Love is ____________ ? True love is special and not to be taken for granted. It is to be cherished and nurtured. It should be forgiving and unconditional. One is truly lucky and blessed to obtain it. Take care anil, Jonathan
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What happened to the expert answer people AB promoted that prompted everyone to jump ship a while back? Pretty Lilly took care of them in a way that only she can............lol
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Who is your favorite little rascal? Stymie, of course! lol http://youtu.be/iev8kRsnNwU
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Do you like America because you are American?or your country? For both reasons. There is more opportunity here and It is the most diverse Country in the world.
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I always get looks from girls, but i suck at doing anything about it, i feel like a pussy, but for some reason its in my nature act that way Only you can can do something about that man. Man up and have some confidence.
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what do you think of new people on answerbag? They are suspect at best and need to through a proper hazing process. lol
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Are used furnitures cheaper than the new ones? DUH...................Yes, used FURNITURE is less expensive than new FURNITURE unless it is Antique FURNITURE. Then it could possibly be much more expensive than new FURNITURE. Helluva a question there man, Jonathan
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ever hear your cat fart ? Yes, Toonces. He farts regularly and knows how to drive in Ireland. Please see proof below. lol http://youtu.be/zRoiBPopr6I
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which gender is more observant men or women? Or are they equally observant just in different areas? Women, They can observe and size anything up in the blink of an eye.
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Are you bothered by all of the dangers that you face everyday in life? No, I'm fearless....lol
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any girls niphos Just keep hanging out at the Bowling Alley dude.
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Well done, SandraSandboxes has become a Guru! Congratulations, isn't that Fab? You made it Sandy....YAY! http://youtu.be/a05PgrhU3ms
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Here, I toasted you another bagel. Can you try not to drop it on the _______________ this time? Dogs head you drunk ass bastard. lol
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Was your teacher ever hitting on you? Yes, my Spanish teacher in Prep School....She was a freak, great looking but a freak. lol
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What time is it in London? Two hours later than when you first asked. lol
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I need to know how to find the profit and losses of companies. Where do I look, does anyone know? If it's a publicly traded company, find the company's stock symbol, look it up on the internet and the P&L should be there. If not you would have to look at the Annual Report which most can be found on-line. If it's a private company you probably won't be able to find a P&L.
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"Will it hurt? Is it safe?" 'Yes it's safe, it's very safe' http://youtu.be/dG5Qk-jB0D4
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In your book. Who is the most talented of all time? Explain. Tat's easy.....lol
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Do you ever become concerned about a fellow ABer and wish you'd know where they were so you could go chase them with butterfly net,, Lilly, I'm not giving you the new AB Contracts..........lol
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may i land my helicoptor on your front lawn? I prefer you land in the back yard...I don't need the nosy neighbors pokin around. lol
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so you think you're pretty cool, huh? The coolest man.......................
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Who are your 3 best comedians? For stand up Comedy: Don Rickles Buddy Hackett Dave Chappelle
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What would you say if I told you to grow a pair ? My girlfriend is weighing her options...........
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Are you one of those people that folds the corner of a page to keep your place in a book? No, I like to keep the pages clean of folds so I use a book mark or any piece of paper laying around to save the page.
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What would NOT be a good way to diet?
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What will you do tomorrow? Something very special..................
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what is the effect of eating 3 apples a day ? Apple breath?
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Why did you join the answerbag? Looking up some dopey information on google. lol
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who has the power? It's a toss up..........More Cow Bell, Nice Jugs or Pretty Lilly :)
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Do you sometimes get no respect? Where's the love? lol
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What would you like to polish ? My space capsule, it's a bit rusty. If you want to come with me you have to help :)
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I'm heading off on a journey to "find myself"....what should I bring? Breadcrumbs so you can leave a trail and find your way back home again. lol Take it easy sloroller, Jonathan
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Carly Foulkes, the T-Mobile girl, hot? or not? Smokin Hot................
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What to you is hypnotizing? A beautiful woman..................Take it easy man, Jonathan
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Get a grip! How are you losing it right now? DUDE....................................
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I wanna kind of scare my ex girlfriend for revenge a little bit. What do you think? You're a brilliant idiot aren't you now. That's sad pal, hope you're joking. Jonathan
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You know you're in trouble when______________________ Your closet exit is her bedroom window...............gotta go man. lol
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What was the old answerbag like? What makes it different? The format was different. We lost a lot of cool people that have not come back..........Take it easy, Jonathan
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How to survive a long distance relationship? Difficult yes, impossible no. True love and hope will prevail. Good luck, Jonathan
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If you swim half way across a lake and realize you can`t make it do you turn around and swim back? Seems like someone's screwed given this scenario...............................
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What are some good Mother's Day songs? 'Mama didn't mean to make you cry'............. http://youtu.be/fJ9rUzIMcZQ
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My bagel has ants on it...any help? This always works for me...........lol Take it easy man, Jonathan http://youtu.be/Nc3vcXp_7O8
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Did anyone watch the 2007 documentary ( Nat.Geo)about the "green Berets" In Afghanistan? It really was an impressive video. No, but now that you've made me aware, I'm going to look for it and watch. Thanks shunyata. Take it easy, Jonathan
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What are some childhood toys that you wish you never got rid of? My Baseball card collection.
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What is the one worst thing about living in your city? In Manhattan....The piles of garbage - they are not there long but on collection day some of the side streets look terrible. In San Juan.... People on the streets asking for money. Take it easy Zack. Best, Jonathan
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What would really make your day today...? Well, some mornings...........................lol
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___________! You dirty animal! Stop that at once! IN MY HOT TUB!
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Are these shorts practical with the cord as long as it is? see my pic i iploaded AGAIN WITH THOSE DOPEY SHORTS? Same question you asked last month. 1. Don't hang yourself with the cord. 2. Loose the toe ring, not cool.......................Jonathan
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What is the best song to have set as your alarm clock? Here ya go man............Enjoy, Jonathan http://youtu.be/hAzdgU_kpGo
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If you thought no one was looking what is the one thing you would do? I would steal some Twinkie's from More Cow Bells stash. lol Take it easy, Jonathan
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What is something one should never put in their pocket? Cacti plant. lol Take it easy man, Jonathan
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Fellow males -- Why why do you think it is right to persue sexually troubled, promiscuous women on this site? Are you proud of yourself? ON THIS SITE? What in the name of Bonaparte's balls are you talking about man? I've been here for over 2 years and have seen nothing even close to what you are referring to. Go have a cocktail and calm down man, Jonathan
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I look like my avatar, are you jealous? Is that your Prom picture from 1955? I think it's time for some updating if it's not. lol
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Fellas: are you attracted to women who wear high heels? Yes, with the right outfit, they are very classy and sexy. Take it easy, Jonathan
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You are in the house all alone, sitting on the toilet and you realize their is no toilet paper to wipe your butt with, what do you do? Bidet, if you don't have one then the shower, if you don't have a shower, the bath, if you don't have a bath, the sink, if you don't have a sink................well then you're shit outta luck man lol........Take it easy Spooner, Jonathan
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How often do you "have your cake and eat it too?" Heh Heh Heh...............lol
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What (if anything) do you collect? Please see most recent, almost completed collection........lol Seriously, I have a collection of Dupont, Dunhill and Zippo lighters. Take it easy Spicy, Jonathan
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does my new avatar suit me ? Yeah it's cool. Don't forget to take your Meds today though. lol
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what question should i ask you people? Don't ask anymore questions at all. Go join Yahoo answers, the people are more friendly there. lol
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Ombliss and I are going to the shops. What would you like us to bring you? A box of Cocoa Pebbles please. lol Oh yeah, thanks, Jonathan
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How much would 23% of aluminium scrap cost a company to get rid of it? I'm just looking for a figure that sounds right / close. It doesn't cost the company anything to get rid of it. Aluminum is a valuable recycled material and the company will get paid for supplying the scrap itself. The price will depend on the grade and quality of the aluminum. It is quite expensive currently. DO NOT PAY to have it removed. Call a local Recycling Company in your area for quotes. Good luck, Jonathan
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Where and when did the CIA train Osama Bin Laden and for how long? Supposedly about 8 weeks ago in Afghanistan, that's where they built the replica and practiced.
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Have you ever awaken with a smile on your face? Sure man, depending on the previous nights activities! lol I'm always ion a good mood in the am anyway. Take it easy Zack, Jonathan
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What inspires you to bake something? When I'm shopping and I see a bag of chocolate morsels, can't pass them up. I have to buy them and make chocolate chip cookies! With walnuts..........lol Take care Galeanda, Jonathan
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Which city is the easiest to get around without a car? In my experience, Manhattan, New York. Taxis, gypsy cabs, limos, executive cars, subways and buses, even bicycle cabs. Although I have a car in the city it is only used when I leave to go outside of Manhattan or come back in. Once here, no one needs a car to get around. It's more of a hassle then it's worth. Take it easy, Jonathan
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May is the month to _______. May is the month to break out all the snowballs I made in the winter and stored in the freezer................Surprise attack..........just for someone special. lol Take care elizabeth, Jonathan
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i'm an indian boy and i want to marry with russian girl, and i can't get affidavit from india, so i can get affidavit from indian embassy? Yeah, sure you can, they are giving them away like hot cakes, today only, so hurry up. One thing though, do me a favour on the way out and pick me up some chicken curry okay man?
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Can you imagine being happy? I don't have to imagine it, I am happy, life is great man. Take it easy, Jonathan
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What state do you live in?.. This website is global.. Isnt it.. :D :) Born in Manhattan, grew up on the North Shore of Long Island, homes in Manhattan, North Shore Long Island and Condado, San Juan Puerto Rico.
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Anyone like the new hbo show king of thrones? I watched it and generally like shows of that kind however I'm having a hard time getting into it for some reason. Take it easy, Jonathan
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Do you beleive drinking wine is a sin ? NO................A sin against what?
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how can i attract the "right" guy? big girl, pretty face,always try 2 look my best, smart, n nice. how can i bcome more approciable? There really is no accurate answer to that. It's very easy to get dates, however for someone meaningful, it will happen naturally when you least expect it. Take care Soph, Jonathan :)
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Was Bin Laden a good Muslim,who was merely following the Qur'an?Does he deserve a proper Muslim burial? NO, he was a SCUMBAG.
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What's a nice toilet song? To the tune of 'Branded' Stranded, stranded on the toilet bowl.............What do ya do when you're stranded and ya ain't got a roll? lol Take it easy waboo, Jonathan
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Why do so many men in their 20s like women who are in their 40s? Early, mid or late forty's ? She would have to be very special..............lol Take it easy, Jonathan
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If your shoulder is dislocated, after it's popped back in are you basically good to go, or does a doctor have to do something? That happened to me many times playing Football. To answer your question, you're good to go as long as you can deal with the irritation that follows. Vicodin and hot whirlpool bath helps relieve and takes the pain away. Nice to see ya ABlob. Take it easy, Jonathan
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Do you do the Dew? Yes I dew. lol
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Is there any more fun people left on A.B....If so Sign In here.... Sh*t yeah. lol
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Facebook's creator is Times Man of the Year. Does money talk or what? Cash is and always will be king.
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If an ex wanted you back, but treated you disrespectfully, what would you say? I wouldn't waste my time, just move on.
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Like my moustache? Um, a bit bushy however quite becoming. lol Take it easy Jane, Jonathan
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Why are men obsessed with boobs? You really have to be kidding right? lol I couldn't resist that one. Take it easy, Jonathan
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When was the last time you actually purchased a CD? Last week I purchased Led Zeppelin's Mothership CD and Cream's Wheels of Fire CD.
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On a scale of 1 to 10, how do you feel when someone has their unintelligible pre-school kid make their phone answering message? 1, It's cute.
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How safe are you in your kitchen? I have spatula issues. lol Take it easy waboo, Jonathan
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What did you like best about the Royal Wedding? What did you not like? There was nothing that I didn't like. In fact, it was a spectacular and classy event with all the pomp and circumstance that made it almost magical. They are a beautiful couple and I think it breathes a much needed, new and refreshing life into the Monarchy. A great success. Take it easy elizabeth, Jonathan
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Should i seduce this guy? If so how? I just read your response to gdamon. You're really 20 years old and asking a question like that? It sounds like you're 12 years old. I have no more words..........Thanks for the laughs.............................
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What other than laughter is the best medicine ? The touch of someone who loves you and compassion.
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What is a song that you would describe as comforting? The Ave Maria sung by Andre Rieu. It has comforted me for some reason ever since my Brothers death. Take Care Lucinda, Jonathan http://youtu.be/TkY9HtwXNU8
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Have you ever knocked someone out? Yes. That's all and sorry, no details. Take it easy, Jonathan
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Why are boobs so attractive? You really have to get more man..............lol
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Name something people run for? Taxi The Run for Cancer Train Decathlon Mayor Governor President.................
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When was the last time someone cheered you up when you really needed to be cheered up? What did he/she do? Tell you the truth I really can't remember. Damn, that's sad enough in itself man. Take care Lucinda, Jonathan
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If you could have a tree that produced anything except money or humans what would it grow? A tree that produced Diamonds would be nice.
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If you were traveling in another country and imprisoned on false charges what would you expect your government to do? Send in Special Forces and get me the hell outta there man. James Bond is from the UK so I have to with these guys. lol
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Can comedy be too offensive to you? Never, even though some it seemingly goes 'too far' I could never get offended. Take it easy Zack, Jonathan
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I am selling my mother; how much do think I should sell her for? LMAO............
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Do you ever walk into furniture and then blaming it? If walls count, yes. lol
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Hair tips please ? This is the new in-look for Spring/Summer 2011. lol
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Is building a mini nuclear reactor in one's backyard a good idea? lol. Try Solar Panels and throw a few of these in your yard. Less expensive and less dangerous. Take it easy, Jonathan
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I am kumar, from India, Age 23, profession: Software Engg. I have decided to marry, looking for girls, interested one message me, lets talk I am Jonathan, from Manhattan, age, not telling you, profession: Demolition expert. I have decided that your question is insane, inappropriate for AB and you should try a proper marriage site OR a Korean Massage Parlor (They will give you happy ending ending and love you long time) Furthermore you need to be fed to the Hounds.........lol
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What can you do with your AB username to make it funny? Johnny's home...........lol
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What do you look like? Here ya go. Take it easy, Jonathan
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Do I have 1 and/ or 2 Celebrity Secret Admirers? No you have none, ALTHOUGH there are 1 and / or 2 ABer's that believe you have a screw loose. lol
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i'm thinking about giving up women, i'm 22 never had a date. Man, here's the real deal for you. Number 1 you are feeling so down and depressed right now you have absolutely no shot with any woman. So you have to forget and erase your so called failed past experiences as you perceive them. Concentrate on your career, family and friends right now. Damn you are so young and have so much life and soon to be great experiences in front of you. You have to be...
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Look out for that _________________ Snowball............lol
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What is the first thing you will want to see, when you will get up next morning......? Well since I can't see my Daughters (they don't live with me) it would have to be my coffee. Going out drinking tonight and that's what I'll want to see the most tomorrow am. lol
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What is the thing that hurts you most? Any abuse, physically or mentally of children, women, the handicapped, the elderly or the less fortunate. Take it easy anil, Jonathan
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Name something that you hate to leave in the middle of? Aside from the obvious...............it would be a workout session, I take that rather seriously.
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What has to be the worst name for your child? Chester.............
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Which place would you love to travel to? The UK and Spain. Nice to see you anil, I hope all is well. Have a great evening, Jonathan
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if you were a number what number would you be and why im an 8 ill tell you why in bout aday or two ;) 25 or 6 to 4....................... http://youtu.be/LmPVxyr185A
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At what age were you able to talk to your parent(s) as an adult and no longer just as one of their children? When I was about 14.....My Parents were very lenient with me and I really had no restrictions. I was also very mature at a young age for some reason. Take it easy Spooner, Jonathan
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How to own a penguin? How to own a Penguin for dummies: 1. Find a pet store that sells Penguins. I would recommend the internet or Yellow Pages for your local area. 2. Go to the pet store that sells Penguins. 3. Ask the resident expert how to care for and keep the Penguin in your home. 4. Choose the Penguin that like out of all the cute Penguins there. 5. Purchase said Penguin after choosing the Penguin you...
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how many guys find a girl wearing glasses sexy? Sometimes, yes...................
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What does the word commitment mean to you? Oh, you meant commitment......Sorry. lol
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where did you hide the cookies?? After you finish washing and waxing my car I'll tell you.................lol
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Who like home nudity? Why? Is that ok with family members? With family members around absolutely not. Husband, wife, girlfriend boyfriend, home alone, not a problem.........I wouldn't go frying up any bacon though. lol
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Would you give up chocolate forever or your smart phone forever? Shmartyphone.........lol
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What is the most frustrating thing that you have to deal with on a regular basis? Whether to put my hair in a ponytail or not.................Take care Lucinda, Jonathan
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How about I grill up some hamburgers, ribs, chicken and steaks?.. Can I have a Cheese Burger please? Oh and a Grey Goose on the rocks...........lol
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I vented all my bottled up emotions(mostly work crap)at my husband. What is a great way to show im so sorry, and that I feel horrible. C'mon, you know what will make up for it.........................lol
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Grandfather say.. "Beware of those who have your back for what better place to put the knife", agree? Grandmother say...............Grandfather senile now...........She still love him though.....lol
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Me and couple of my friends are planning a week trip to Bali..!! what do you say..?? Have a great time man....................................
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MY YOUTUBE IS IN JAPANESE!!! HELP!!! Well that sucks grasshopper.............lol Sorry man I just couldn't resist that one..Good luck fixing that, Jonathan
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Best way to propose a girl? Ah, yes, another brilliant question pulled from the AB archives. You're as dumb as a bag of hammers man..............................
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why does my wife not show affection any more. and why will she lay in bed with me with no close on but will not undress in front of me Are you for real man???????????????? If she is laying in bed next to you naked just do something about it. What does she have to give you an invitation in writing with a wax seal on it? DUH! Just make love to her you knucklehead.........................Unreal man...............
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My ex said I was self centered when I told her that I've been stressing out lately. How does this make any sense? It doesn't, maybe that's why she's your ex Einstein.......................
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What type of toothpaste do you use? Rembrandt toothpaste...........
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guys what do you think? my boobs are 34 D is that to big to wear a push up bra? Give it a try, you have nothing to lose.......................
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How strong are you physically? Very strong and fit.......................Take it easy man, Jonathan
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Do you allow double dips with your chips? Sure, what's the big deal man..............lol
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Which birther will be the first one to step forward and apologize to President Obama? Or will it rather be a Class Action apology? There is absolutely nothing to apologize for. Obama should have done this from day one. Take Care Rosie, Jonathan
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What is the problem with having more than one girl\boy friend at the same time? There is no problem with that at all as long as the person you are taking out is aware that any potential relationship is not exclusive. Take it easy kid, Jonathan
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Who wants to go on a road trip with The Road Warrior! I'm ready when you are man...................
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If you were stuck on an deserted Island... What would you bring? You hvae water, food, and shelter so just pick one more thing. Her............................. lol
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do men misses is girlfriend after he dump her? English, with at least an attempt of proper grammar, PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
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Ever been to the Top of the Rock? Yes, Ive been there a number of times over the years. Fantastic views but it is a bit more of a tourist type atmosphere than I like. It is not a true New Yorker hot spot. The food is terrible and overpriced.
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Trump just got trumped. Surprised? Trump was far from trumped. He had always stated he hoped that Obama would prove to have born a U.S. Citizen. Regardless of my political views, Trump accomplished what nobody else could, including Clinton. Obama should have done this a long time ago. He is an ineffective, weak leader and our Country is on a downward spiral. I have no use for any Republican, Democrat or Independent currently....
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Is Kate Middleton a babe or plain jane? She is a very beautiful young woman. She has both style and grace.
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Is Donald Trump a joke to you or not? Why? Anyone would be hard pressed to call him a joke given what he has achieved in business. Yes, people make fun, yes he is arrogant, has a bad hairdo (by the way, it's real) and sometimes says stupid things (don't we all)? The bottom line is that this Country has not had a true and strong leader since Reagan. Regarding world affairs Trump is right. We are getting crucified overseas and this...
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does paying off debt actually help increase credit score, or just future chances of getting credit? Actually, both, but it is also based on the way you pay it off. If you pay large payments (well over the minimum amount that is due on a monthly basis) and keep relatively small balances your credit score will rapidly increase while at the same time increasing your chances of obtaining new and larger credit lines. Take it easy, Jonathan
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If you had a movie based on your life, what would the title be? 'Everything Comes Easy To Him'..............Well almost everything. lol
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CNN or MSNBC? CNN for sure. It's more newsworthy, a better worldwide reach, perspective and not as bias as MSNBC. I also travel out of the Country often and CNN is everywhere. Take it easy Bridget, Jonathan
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What would be the best dream Fight of all times? Name your favorite Boxers in a dream match and who do you think would win Mohammed Ali vs. Rocky Marciano. A lot of controversy surrounded a computer simulated fight that was done in 1969 (showing both fighters in their prime) that Marciano would have won. I believe he would have won because the guy could take any punch and his punches, especially his hard body blows, would decimate any opponent. He is the only heavy weight with an undefeated record. Take it easy...
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She did not want to date him so she let him down easy by saying "____________________________________________________" "Piss off loser"................lol Sorry I couldn't resist that one. Take it easy man, Jonathan
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When your Nude name something that feels good on your body? The fresh sheets on my bed...................
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Is there anything that is toxic to humans but not to dogs? My Mothers meatloaf...................lol Take it easy Daze, Jonathan
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Levi Johnson is writing a "tell-all" book about his life in Sarah Palin's crosshairs. Money, the American way/the best reason to betray? Good for Levi. He deserves the cash after putting up with all the negativity from Palin..Take Care Rosie, Jonathan
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why are you all trying to kill me? Because you know too much.....lol Take it easy, Jonathan
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we wake up in a phsyciatric ward together, using four words what do you say to me? Hell of a party..........
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When do you know your a redneck? You know you're a redneck when you've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. lol
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Is there anything for which you would never ask forgiveness? The way in which I live my life.................Take care elilabeth, Jonathan :)
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Do I have girly eyes like my wife says I have and would they look nice in eye makeup Damn man, get a life already....................................You're such a tool.
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I just want to__________and____________________- Get outside tonight, listen to some great music and have a few cocktails and a smoke while watching the sunset.
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Name a sport that's tough to play on a windy day? Lawn darts........................Damn, I swear it was an accident. lol
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Do you like yourself? Absolutely! Because I'm unique.
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Who do you think is the greatest scientist of all time and why? Dexter of course! lol I couldn't resist that one.
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What do you think of this little skit my siblings did? Very cute........and Joey is cool. lol Take it easy, Jonathan
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Don't you just HATE it when people rub you the wrong way? Last time I got a massage she said (and I quote) 'Me love you long time' lol Take it easy man, Jonathan
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How important is direct communication to you? If it's important it is the only way, otherwise text or e-mail is fine. Take it easy AG, Jonathan
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What is more sexy...high heels or bare feet on a hot summers day? For me it would all depend on the activity and the outfit. If just casual, laying around in the park at the beach, bare foot is great if walking around, sightseeing a pair or sexy strappy sandals (heels or flats) would be great. Regular high heels would be more for the evening. Take it easy, Jonathan
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Whats your height ? 5' 11"
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What do you do on a rainy day? Have cocktails..... Try some new cooking techniques... Watch old classic films.... Workout on the BowFlex while watching the nasty weather outside.... Catch up on some reading... Play around on the internet ie. AB... Other things that I'll leave up to the imagination.............lol Take it easy Bridget, Jonathan
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As a general rule of thumb ________________ ? Measure twice and cut once....................lol Take it easy Doyler, Jonathan
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How many people use Answerbag in total? About a billion or so. lol I couldn't resist that one. Take it easy, Jonathan
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In the movie L.A. Confidential, is the portrayal of the then corrupt L.A. Police Department accurate or is it totally exaggerated? Believe it or not Spooner, fairly accurate. Take it easy man, Jonathan
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_______ before you _______. Stretch and warm up before you exercise. Take care elizabeth, Jonathan
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What would you do in this situation?? Korean Massage Parlor................They love you long time..................lol I really couldn't resist that one.
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I'm a 26 year old female and I've never asked a guy out. Is that weird? It's not weird it's just ashame................Do what you feel. Take it easy, Jonathan
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Why do my siblings like to get me in trouble so much? Most likely because they are having fun doing it. Those crazy Katzenjammer kids..............lol Take it easy AG, Jonathan
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Appease or Displease....me that is....hehe I believe you know where I stand on all issues...............lol Miss Ya, Jonathan
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GUYS?? Got any questions about females you want to have answered. Give me a go. Please be serious... *rolls eyes* I tend to approach and attract/date women that most guys won't even go for because they feel that they (the women) are too beautiful and in some cases too 'stuck up' looking. I find that most of these women are very insecure and very approachable. Your thoughts?..............................Take it easy, Jonathan
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Where's my teddy bear? He was getting in the way last night and I placed him on the floor on my side of the bed. lol Sorry I had to leave early this morning.....................Take it easy, Jonathan
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You will never _______ if you do not _______. You will never know.....................if you don't follow through............. Best, Jonathan :)
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What was the last article you read? I just finished reading 'The 5 Biggest Fitness Mistakes' in Men's Health Magazine. :) Take Care elizabeth, Jonathan
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whats it like to feel? Well, I like them natural, they feel much softer and more supple than saline or silicone. lol Take it easy man, Jonathan
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Whatever happened to Mrs. GoodWench? Last I heard she's having an affair with Mr. Goodbar. lol Take it easy RW, Jonathan
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I want _______, but I really need _______. I want to make myself pastrami sandwich, but I really need to go and but some mustard first. lol Take care elizabeth, Jonathan
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sarah douglas What about her? lol
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Does sex clear your mind or complicate your thinking? Please clarify.............Before, during or after? lol
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If she wants it, ya gotta give it to her. What does she want? My American Express Black Card of course! lol
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Watching Sports channels last night i seen some footage of Walter payton , I always did think he was the best ever running back . Who do you think was the best running back in the NFL? living or dead . I used to like Eric Dickerson the best because of his grace and style of running. Sometimes he looked as though he wasn't even moving that fast at all and he'd plow over everyone. Take it easy man, Jonathan
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What is a good religion for straight men? Christianity is too effeminate, Islam too homoerotic. You're as dumb as a bag of rocks man...................................
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What's your birthday? December 25th. Take it easy man, Jonathan
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What would you do if you met a talking cake? I already have......it was a great birthday. lol Take it easy man, Jonathan
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what can parents do to encourage creativity in their children You have to interact with them yourself and show enthusiasm. Make it fun for them. They will appreciate that Mom and Dad are involved. Try many different things from coloring, the theater, museums of art and history, making models, games that challenge their mind, nature walks and discussing it like the trees, leaves, the sky, clouds.........it goes on and on. Be creative yourself and just let...
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Name something that hardly seems fair? Being very far away from someone you believe is very special............................. :(
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How would you handle a situation while your out to dinner and the person your dining with is eating like a complete slob? If I was on a date for example I would ask for the check immediately and throw a 50 on the table for her cab fare. lol Take it easy, Jonathan
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Probability of getting married through answerbag? You never know man. One of AB's most respected members met her dream guy here on AB so......................
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Best way to very, very humorously ask for sex? I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me.... Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is Jonathan..... My name is Jonathan. That's so you know what to scream in bed........... Excuse me, but I'm new in town, can I have directions to your place?........... Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants...... Good Luck RW..................Jonathan
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I'll show up right on time with______________________________ My date, we're getting ready now. lol
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What do you like to do in winter but not summer? This! lol Take it easy elizabeth, Jonathan
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is it appropriate to say manhattan, ny or only nyc, ny? why, then, do we say bronx, ny or brooklyn, ny? This is the way it works. New York City is made up of five boroughs. 1. Manhattan 2. The Bronx 3. Brooklyn 4. Queens 5. Staten Island. When someone says NYC they should specify the borough they are talking about. I was born in Manhattan and live there as well. I never refer to Manhattan as New York City. So it is appropriate to say the borough you are talking about, not NY or NYC. I hope this...
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Go on, push yourself, flatter me? and i'll return the compliment! Please see video..........~~~~~~~~~~~substituting 'The Almighty Doyler' for Alice Cooper.................lol Take it easy man, Jonathan http://youtu.be/-FucbvoFFy0
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How do you get around? Quite well, thanks man. lol Take it easy, Jonathan
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How are y'all? Howya doin' y'all? Where do people say "y'all"? I only see it on TV. Where does it really live? South East U.S., below the Mason Dixon Line Y'all..............and of course on the Paula Dean cooking show. Every other word she says is y'all. lol Take it easy Rosie, Jonathan
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What is your strong suit? What do you do best? Math,science,literary things, creative things,repairing things, homey things...anything? Tearing down large buildings/structures while preserving and improving the environment around them. I own a demolition company. Take care Rosie, Jonathan
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guys: would you be mad if you found out that your girls was doing dirty thing behind your back? What? You mean like rototilling the yard? I'd be grateful to cut down on my landscaping bills. lol Sorry I couldn't resist that one.............Take it easy, Jonathan
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I just heard on Monday, April 18, 2011 that BP was voted the worst company in America. Is it an American company? Who voted it "worst"? I don't know who voted it the worst. BP - British Petroleum is a London, UK, based oil and gas company. It it the third largest in the world with a presence in over 80 countries. It's largest division in the United States. Take care Rosie, Jonathan
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What is something that you might save but that many people would throw away? ABC gum. lol Good to see you Lucinda, I hope all is well. :) Jonathan
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Do you learn as long as knowledge is power? One can learn whether knowledge is power or not. Take it easy man, Jonathan
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When someone mentions France what do you think of right away? My heritage Templar Knights Elegant fashion Great hotels Worlds best Champagne Elegant fashion (Haute Couture) French Riviera Isabelle Adjani..................
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How can I tell if my cat is plannIng to murder me in my sleep? Easy, check the litter box for knives, guns, blow gun, flamethrower, bazooka, ya know, stuff like that. lol
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Am I racist if I hate everyone that does not belong to my race Yes and if that were true I'd feel sorry for you. Take it easy, Jonathan
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What was the greatest aha-moment of all of your education? Aha, so that's where the Ratskeller is on Campus, great. lol Take it easy BB, Jonathan
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In ONE word describe what you are.. Father. Take it easy RW, Jonathan
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When someone mentions France what do you think of right away? French Riviera Worlds best Champagne Great Food Cannes Film Festival Elegant Fashion Beautiful Hotels Isabelle Adjani
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Why do so many people on this site care about underwear? Underwear is fun to wear........Er, sometimes any way. lol Take it easy man, Jonathan
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My husband and I only have sex 1-2 times a month. He makes me feel bad about it. I don't know how to get him to understand. That's a damn shame.........................
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How to sneak out of a 3rd floor apartment with squeaky door locks & mother who wuld call t police on who find out ur gone? Here ya go! lol
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I'm dreaming_____________________________________________ Well, at the moment..........................
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What is something that is rude to do even though you're alone? Taunt your furniture.... lol Take it easy BB, Jonathan
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any man like to be slave for girls ? Here ya go, message me and I'll send you his e-mail and contact info. Have fun you two..............lol
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Watch this link: http://youtu.be/65ZT93ytDUg Not his best, I like this one.....Your thoughts? lol Take it easy Jane, Jonathan http://youtu.be/cNkp4QF3we8
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Why do I get pooped on? Stop standing under trees............lol Take it easy man, Jonathan
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Female, looking for kinky ideas involving male multiple partners in a group sex situation ? Try the AB Adult section. There are kids on the main site. Dumb question anyway.
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Girls, how does it feel like when a guy is sucking your tits? Hey mallet-head, there is an adult section here on AB for your types of questions, find it now because there are kids on this site you moron.
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What do you think this baby is watching? Peter Chao of course! lol Take it easy kid, Jonathan PS nice to see you back in action on AB............... http://youtu.be/NGI0jlz22Dg
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Tell me the sport team you adore since childhood! Which one please? New York Yankees, the greatest sports franchise of all time. Yes, I was born in Manhattan. lol Take it easy prof, Jonathan
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Over the last week I have started sweating in my sleep, also I have to get up and pee. This has never happened before, why now? You are STRESSED out man!
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What do you like to do outside but not inside? Catch Fireflies with my Girlfriend of course! lol :) Take Care elizabeth, Jonathan
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Did you ever see a rock star clearly under the influence during a concert? Does a bear shit in the woods? Yeah man, plenty of times.......Take it easy, Jonathan
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If planet Earth was box shape, would you go near the edges just to see what happened or would you stay away from them? I like the edges! lol Take it easy Spooner, Jonathan
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Would you like me to reward all answers to this question with "Asker's Pick?" Yeah Boyzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. lol Take it easy BB, Jonathan
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Do i sound pretty? PLEASE HELP You sound adorable................. Take care, Jonathan
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How should I ask a girl out? (Read Desc.) Listen to me grasshopper. You are at an age where you can be friends.......... Just chat with the girl and a friendship may develop. Leave it at that. Be nice to her man, I mean that. Good luck man, Jonathan
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What would you like to splurge on? My daughters, they are spoiled and really get everything they want..........They are great though and I am fortunate that I am able to it for them. :) Take it easy, Jonathan
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Am I just imagining it, or are jaw breakers now twice the size they used to be compared to 30 years ago? Yeah man, how do they do it? lol Take it easy Spooner, Jonathan
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guys: what is your favorite kind of underwear on a girl? I like something like this ............Take it easy, Jonathan
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Love is all you ever need. LMAO!
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I am a girl and i am very short. so that i am not confident...........what should I do? Here ya go..........lol Take it easy, Jonathan. But seriously short is cute, don't sweat it. :)
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Has Anybody Seen My Missing Mass? I'm looking now.......I'll get back to ya when I can. lol Take it easy, Jonathan
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When did you last hit the dance floor and shake the funk in your trunk? About five weeks ago at the El San Juan Hotel in Puerto Rico.......But I love the way these chicks dance man........ Take it easy Spooner, Jonathan http://youtu.be/EmxD7jDuPR0
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What do you fear the most? Did something happen during your childhood that brought this fear to you? Do you remember the incident? Have you in some way overcomed the fear? Clowns and Mimes..........I really don't know why. Take it easy, Jonathan
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I would like to clean out my computer. How would I do this? I don't have any disks or drivers. She' always done a good job for me! lol I couldn't resist, sorry, Jonathan
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Do mini marshmallows taste nicer than normal sized ones? I can't tell ya right now. lol
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Hey,Who is french here?who is living in france? I'm French but born in Manhattan, N.Y. My parents were born there.
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Left or right? it could be a trap. It always is man.
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Are you good at "taking the hint"? But of course mate! lol http://youtu.be/jT3_UCm1A5I
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Got Milk? You know it's in the frig...........go get it yourself, I'm not your personal Butler. lol Take it easy, Jonathan
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Are you a 'people watcher'? If so...where's your favorite place to watch people? I just answered that same question not two days ago................lol :)
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Itchy, Twitchy, and ___________? Itchy, Twitchy and then it's time to go to your local pharmacy and pick up some Kwell. lol Sorry I couldn't resist that one man. Take it easy Doyler, Jonathan
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Out of interest, I want to know if AB is universal. Are there people who use AB who is from/lives in other countries? (Not the UK or US) No, EVERYONE who uses AB is actually from Newark, New Jersey...........We are a close knit community like it or not man.
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I been rejected by this "woman" How can I get him to change his mind NO MEAN COMMENTS. I know you can't get a gals to like u Are you by any chance related to Randy? lol
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Do controlling people bother you? My s/o is a controlling type person and I\'m wondering what to do. Hey Cotton, I just saw your comment to Ice man..............so my advise (and it's devilish) would just be to piss her off and frustrate her when she's controlling.............then deny doing intentionally. You will giggle.... she will be visibly shaken and upset. lol Take care man, Best, Jonathan
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Has anyone worked out that it's me yet? Kushty.................I'm so happy.....Lovely Dubley lass............ lol Take it easy Juice, Jonathan
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Is 'pulling out' safe? Are you really as dumb as a bag full of hammers?
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What one word would describe your previous day? Relaxed. Take it easy anil, Best, Jonathan
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Would my eyes look nice in makeup like my says they will? She wants to put her high end makeup on my eyes. What do you think? Knucklehead............................
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Who would win, Tiny Tim or Tinker Bell? Tinker Bell would kick his arse, she is much more agile and she can fly! lol Take it easy, Jonathan
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do you support gay marriages ? i do but i would like to hear from others Yes I do. I have gay and lesbian friends, good friends, they have every right to marry. Take it easy, Jonathan
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Have you ever ridden a bicycle built for two? No, I always wanted to though. Take it easy man, Jonathan
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Are there any hot Russian guys out there who would like a smart, beautiful, American woman? Here ya go...............La Strovia...lol http://youtu.be/-vHT6b7u1_Y
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Any avid golfers out there watching the incredible level of play going on at the Augusta, Georgia Masters tournament? The Masters is steeped in a 75 year tradition........To see Rory McIlroy (21 years old) from Northern Ireland to play at this level, under that pressure is amazing.....the kid is destined for greatness. To see Fred Couples (at 51 years old) play well is just exhilarating....he is a class act. I have to say I am disappointed in Phil Michelson though....but he still has the talent to make a run...
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Things to do when you're home alone for a week? Anything you want! Take it easy, Jonathan
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Whats the 1st game you remember playing? Baseball with my Dad. Take it easy man, Jonathan
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Will Randy get off his lazy computer seat and go to this link for a list of Nintendo 64 games, please? (Link in description) LMAO!
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When asked why the Dem's didn't approve a budget before the mid-terms Charlie Rangel(D)said,"We didn't get to it".Waiting for? Charlie Rangel is a scumbag of the highest order and should have been put in jail a long time ago for his lying, cheating and stealing. That's that man. Take it easy, Jonathan
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What is the best way to remove stains from an electric stovetop's drip pan/rings(leftover stains from the last tenant)? 1. Remove from stove top 2. Place in sink 3. Soak in oven cleaner for an hour or so 4. Rinse well 5. WALLAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Clean Good luck, Jonathan
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"프로필 들려보구 그냥 가기에요?" What does that mean and how would I respond to it?? Beam me up Scotty! lol
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It's time to___________________________________ http://youtu.be/-7glgw7eCK4
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Is your motor running? Yeah, I'm in neutral right now man. lol Take it easy, Jonathan
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Does it annoy you whe people make continious 'mmmmmm' noises when they eat? Take the cork off his fork, that should help...lol Take it easy Jane Moody, Jonathan
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I am a widower. For months a neighbor has been joining me for afternoon lunch. How do I tell her I am attracted to her beautiful feet? That's easy man..........drop something or step on her foot by accident (mind you, be careful, nothing heavy knucklehead, you don't want to really injure the poor woman) and the you'll have to take care of it for her, then see how she reacts as you care for her, gently caressing her and making her feel better. You'll know right away. BTW what about the rest of her or are you just into her feet?...
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What smells or scents do you like? For my home and apartment I use Reed Diffusers. Lavender is my scent of choice. They make everything smell so good all the time. I also keep candles but they are more for mood and effect. Nothing compares to the diffusers. Other smells would be the outdoors, like flowers ( I like Daisy's, Roses,Violets ), fresh cut grass, the smell of Pine in the forest, the ocean, Steaks, chicken and other...
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I am just so sad and lonely. Why isn't my life happy - all I do is cry everyday! Please, some kind words: I think I'm depressed :'( What is exactly making you so sad in the first place is a good way to fixing the issue (s). You'll get some good advise here so try to takes bits and pieces and see if that helps. All I can tell you to break it all down and try to do positive things to erase whatever it is that's depressing you. Change your routine, mix things up, meet new people, join a club or start a new hobby. Even reading...
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Did you know that Inhaling 1 drag of a ciggie constricts your veins and arteries for 24 hrs. I guess I should start working on my Will then................Take Care shunyata, Jonathan............. BTW is that you in the new Avatar picture?
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Does anyone live in Roosevelt Island in New York? Good question man. Being a native New Yorker I wonder how many of us Manhattanites even know the answer to this...... Roosevelt Island, known as Welfare Island from 1921 to 1973,[1] and before that Blackwell's Island, is a narrow island in the East River of New York City. It lies between the island of Manhattan to its west and the borough of Queens to its east. Running from Manhattan's East...
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Do you like hats? What is your favorite type of hat? French accent in general is beautiful. British women sound very sexy as well. Take it easy, Jonathan
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If Trump becomes president I think I will consider leaving this country, lol. How about you? After this one (Obama) and the last two knuckleheads (Bush and Clinton) we had in office it may be a good change. Career politicians have proven over and over they are incapable of running this great Country. I'm not saying that Trump, the conceited blowhard that he is, would be the one but a business man should run this country for a change......take care shunyata, Jonathan
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Can you wear corduroy in the spring? Yes and in the summer as well. Many manufacturer's make very light weight cords for year round wear. Once in a while I wear a very thin cream or black cord made by Guess. Take it easy, Jonathan
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For what wedding presents should a couple not register? A vacation Villa in the South of France. lol Take care elizabeth, Jonathan
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Is butt crack sexy? How much? On who? Any makeup tips? Depends on the plumber!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol take it easy, Jonathan
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who loves tupperware!!! No one anymore..................Everyone is buying Pyrex glass storage containers now. Tupperware is shite! lol
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Okay, so I changed my user name from Jane Moody to Janey M. Go with Jane Moody or Jane Rhonda Moody. They both work well together so stop trying to be fancy here. lol
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Would you like a side of ______ with that ______? Grits with that omelet? Good night Jon-Boy. lol
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Is it possible for a boy to be best friends with a girl without falling in love with them? DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah man, absolutely.
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What's 3 words that decribe Michale Jackson? Talented Misunderstood Strange
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My doctor told me the only way to get rid of gallstones is by operation. is this true? I've seen the answers and I do know that depending on the size and severity of the individual case it may be treatable with medication. Bottom line, if it were me or someone in my Family I would insist on at least two if not three different Specialists opinions. Good luck, Jonathan
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Forecast for our future...uncertain, wih a 50% chance of __________? .......With a 50% chance of a major Clusterf*ck in the Middle East and 50 % chance there is a Major Sh*tshow coming up in the American political scene. Sad but true. Take it easy sloroller, Jonathan
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Have you ever found women you wish you could have? Have for WHAT? lol...........Sorry man, I couldn't resist that one. Take it easy, Jonathan
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What are some things that should not be rushed? Kissing your SO............................
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why are my shorts getting such bad reviews? what can i do, to make them more easy on the eye? have a look at my pic i uploaded Send a picture to Vouge and see what they say............ I haven't seen them on the runway in Paris or Milan or seen them on anybody in London, New York or L.A. so I guess it's only 'fashionable' in your mind. Good luck anyway, Jonathan
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Are you ready for what's next? Yeah man, going out to have fun tonight. Take it easy, Jonathan
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What was the last thing that you were unsure about? My last date. I was right though it was a complete and utter disaster. There wasn't enough booze in that bar it make it better. lol Take it easy Doyler, Jonathan
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What is the best word that begins with W? Women..........................Enough said. Take it easy man, Jonathan
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When someone from another country has a name like "Mo Wang" that might be funny in English, should you tell them? Not if you're trying to close a business deal man.............Bad form. Funny though. Take it easy BB, Jonathan
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Do you trust Ebay??? Yeah, I've purchased a number of items, used Paypal, no problems. Take it easy, Jonathan
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I there someone who is like family to you but to whom you are not related? Technically everyone in my family.................I was adopted. Take it easy Juice, Jonathan
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Has AIDS gone down enough for chicks to go back to riding bareskin? LMAO.................
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You know you make me want to ______! Cry.................................Why did you leave? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-EiKPrAOHA
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Has a video game ever reduced you to a strange combination of sobbing and rage? No. lol Good to see you back man. I hope all is well, Jonathan
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Hot Dogs or Hamburgers? I like both but would go with the hamburger first. Take it easy man, Jonathan
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Should I tell my boyfriend he is balding in the back of his head? He either has no clue or is in denial... No, I'm sure he knows already.......However if you feel this is necessary.............................lol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GeF7A05zQ8
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What pair of shoes do you wear the most? My Boots, not necessarily this pair though :) Take it easy Lilith, Jonathan
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What is your greatest fear? Asteroid hitting the earth............... take it easy, Jonathan
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Who actually likes to iron their clothes? This may sound weird to some....................I have my dress shirts custom made. I actually like to clean and iron them myself. I've tried the best Dry Cleaners in Manhattan (French, Asian etc), not good and always eventually shrank them. I even gave my cleaning lady a chance to wash and iron............ not the way I like. So I iron them myself and they come out just the way I like them....
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Don't we all love Rosie and her jetpacking ways? :D Yes, she's cool, very cool............................ Best, Jonathan
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What have you never seen? The Spanish Riviera..................But I will one day. Take care Juice, Jonathan
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Buy it... it'll make you more attractive to the opposite sex. What is it? Here ya go man......lol Take it easy Doyler, Jonathan
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how can i make my girlfriend sex adict to me? Hola knucklehead.........How old are you man? 12?
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I just turned 26, if I go to a bar and have a little more confidence flirting with middle aged women as opposed to women my age, I've seen a few of your nutty questions already. It's not difficult no matter what the age of the woman. Go to a bar and let the potential victim er, I mean woman know your intentions man. Just get yourself out there and do something about it already ...............At the rate you're going you won't get laid in a whore house with a fist full of fifties. You're driving us crazy.
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Should a Mormon who doesn't understand that Jesus Christ is the Almighty God be allowed to have a temple recommend? Let the games begin.......................... lol
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What's the first thing you'd say after you came back to your house and it was completely empty? What in the name of Bonaparte's balls happened here man??????? lol Take it easy , Jonathan
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After being widowed, is it okay if you actually want to remain single the rest of your life? I was going to answer your question but I looked at your profile and you asked a question 5 hours ago about your finance checking out other women?????????? Read more: Is this disrespectful when my fiance always checks out other women when we go out, tries to call attention to himself at times. | Answerbag http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2468685#ixzz1Ia0qvTPC No disrespect but what's the real...
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Do you ever eat dessert first and use it as an "appetizer" to continue on with the meal? No, I never have, just doesn't seem right to do that. lol Although I'm not one to have dessert right after a meal anyway. I usually wait till much later to enjoy sweets or a snack, maybe that's why. Take care Rosie, Jonathan
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What is the best knock knock joke? Knock Knock! Who's there? A little girl. A little girl who? A little girl who can't reach the doorbell! Silly, I know..................Have a good one, Jonathan
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Were you the fat kid in school? No, I was always very active & athletic since I was very young. I hated people who would make fun of and try to bully overweight and weaker kids. I got into many fights defending them but it was always worth it. Take it easy Lilith, Jonathan
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To the beer drinkers on AB, if you could only drink one brand of beer for the rest of your life which would you choose? Stella Artois.
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Is Hugo Chavez one of the maddest men in world politics? Any other suggestions? Yeah Doyler he is up there. He is also sly like a fox and very wealthy. Few people even know he owns 51% of Hovensa (one of the top 10 Oil Refineries in the world based in St. Croix, U.S. Virgin Islands, it was once the Hess Refinery). So he is in a partnership with the U.S. Government. Unreal right? Take it easy man, Jonathan
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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Holy Roller? Kinda corny eh? lol Take it easy court, Jonathan
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My husband makes all the rules in our house. When he or his children break them, the consequences are minimal. He obviously has ZERO respect for you, your child or your feelings. Just the fact that you state your husband makes the rules is a serious problem to begin with, what is he a dictator? He sounds controlling, egotistical and abusive (at the very least verbally abusive). I saw a response you gave to someone asking about suicide today and you stated you had many regrets in your life that you wish...
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You're sitting on the toilet in a public rest room and someone in the next stall answers their cell phone, do you listen to the .... LMAO................... You're so funny Spooner. Cheers, Jonathan
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Do you suspect that the number of active (at least once a week) participants in Answerbag is decreasing? Not really however we have lost so many great people in the last year it's amazing. Even some relatively new people (who were terrific) just left or rarely come on. A number have come back including myself. I just hope more do. take it easy man, Jonathan PS I took a look at your pictures and weather studies cloudman, very interesting and beautiful
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How do you handle it when someone on AB upsets you? I'm actually quite upset and angry! Should I be a little bit more thick skinned? Let the BS from those who are annoying you go Juice. You have so many friends here that genuinely look forward to your interaction, like and respect you. Just put yourself above it knowing that you are better than them and ignore the nonsense. I get quite a few bizarre messages from people here and just laugh them off. Take it easy darling and have a great day, Jonathan :)
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Why, when I wear street clothes women just barely glance,but when I wear a suit,I seem to get more attention? Maybe you just look better in a suit. Take it easy man, Jonathan
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My friend spanked me for using drugs... what do I do? Sit in a bucket of ice and you'll feel better..........................
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my wife is considering giving my friends a sexy show should i allow them to take photos ? Video would obviously be better Algernon. lol Unreal...........................
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Sex makes my wife a little sore. KY liquid is too slick and she loses sensation. Is there a better more natural feeling lube for the woman? Wet brand - Platinum Premium is really the best...........
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What brand are you favorite pair of jeans? Buffalo by David Bitton, slim button fly. Take it easy man, Jonathan
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Whats your favorite type of pie (apple, pumpkin, cherry, etc)? I like so many, my Sister is a baker, I don't get enough Mince Meat Pie though. Take it easy, Jonathan
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Did you like the way Kurt Cobain sang? Yeah and he was cool. Take it easy man, Jonathan
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How many swipes of deoderent do you use per pit LMAO........Roll on, four per pit! Funny Shurie, take it easy, Jonathan
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Can you write a sentence using the term "butter face"? She looked amazing from behind butter face........................
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Are you aware of the fact that the gov is playing down the fallout of japan 's radiactivity over the usa? (all about economics and $$$$?) It's always about the Benjamin's..................take it easy man, Jonathan
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Are you more or less gullible than most others around you seem to be? I've trusted too many people in my life and been burned however I am not at all gullible. Have a good one Lucinda, Jonathan :)
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