Answerbag: jessys_gurl's answers

Answer to What is the most offensive, off colour, disgusting, or krass joke you know?

Sat, 25 Nov 2006 10:51:17 -0800

What is the most offensive, off colour, disgusting, or krass joke you know?

what do you call a blonde with pony-tails? a blow-job with handals!!!

Answer to How do you cross an alligator infested river?

Sat, 25 Nov 2006 10:43:27 -0800

How do you cross an alligator infested river?

use a peice of raw chicken, and throw it out into the middle of the river(be sure to throw it down stream!!!) then use your cat-like reflexes to jump across!!! good luck and have a nice day!!!

Answer to How old should you be to go to the mall by yourself?

Thu, 16 Nov 2006 22:15:14 -0800

How old should you be to go to the mall by yourself?

depends what mall it is i think 13 maybe 14

Answer to Can you describe yourself in one word?

Thu, 16 Nov 2006 22:10:23 -0800

Can you describe yourself in one word?

bothered, dont know what to do

Answer to What are some nice things to tell a girl when you give her a flower?

Thu, 16 Nov 2006 21:37:26 -0800

What are some nice things to tell a girl when you give her a flower?

with each petal i give my love to you as each petal falls we grow stronger as we grow stronger our love gets envied envious people may become jealous jealous people will try to bring us down they may tear away at our petals what doesnt kill us makes us stronger so let them stare

Answer to What charity, if any, do you support?

Thu, 16 Nov 2006 21:07:33 -0800

What charity, if any, do you support?

breats cancer, or toys for tots(a toy drive for christmas)

Answer to Who do you think looks better, Jennifer Aniston, or Angelina Jolie? Why?

Thu, 16 Nov 2006 21:02:07 -0800

Who do you think looks better, Jennifer Aniston, or Angelina Jolie? Why?

jennifer aniston definayely, angie is too skinny

Answer to What is your favorite insult?

Thu, 09 Nov 2006 17:16:59 -0800

What is your favorite insult?

silly faggot dix r 4 chix

Answer to How do you spell manderine oranges??? is that right?

Mon, 06 Nov 2006 17:07:05 -0800

How do you spell manderine oranges??? is that right?

awwwwwww why thanx dana it means soooooo much ttyl and have a great day!!! lol

Answer to Where do you live?

Sun, 29 Oct 2006 21:27:30 -0800

Where do you live?

okay to pile on to all of these answers, i am from california, i was born in walnut, then when i turned 1 we moved to the one and only microwave oven, smog filled city of bakersfield, california, where i have lived ever since!!!

Answer to What's your favorite word?

Fri, 20 Oct 2006 22:46:39 -0700

What's your favorite word?

subdural hematoma... yes absolutely

Answer to What colour is water?

Fri, 20 Oct 2006 16:48:04 -0700

What colour is water?

aqua duh

Answer to What do petpets eat?

Fri, 20 Oct 2006 16:46:29 -0700

What do petpets eat?

nuthin i dont think.... i haven play in a long time

Answer to When you played in boxes as a child, what would you pretend the box was?

Wed, 18 Oct 2006 00:04:03 -0700

When you played in boxes as a child, what would you pretend the box was?

anythimg... a house one day; a cer the next. but my fav. was when we (me and my lil' bro) would cut arm and leg hole to make a two headed monster... hahaha those were the best!!!

Answer to Is there a place called the last resort, and if so, how do I get there?

Tue, 17 Oct 2006 23:54:21 -0700

Is there a place called the last resort, and if so, how do I get there?

i know its a bit late, but it is located at the other end of the yellow brick road, the other side of the fork in the road, a little further than "go" where you can collect your $200, and when you get to the little house on the prarie, make a right but dont follow the bread crumbs it...

Answer to How would you spell the letter w ?

Tue, 17 Oct 2006 23:35:21 -0700

How would you spell the letter w ?

double ewe double you double u u^2 ux2 you get the point???

Answer to What's the best time of day to weigh yourself to get your most accurate body weight?

Tue, 17 Oct 2006 23:27:33 -0700

What's the best time of day to weigh yourself to get your most accurate body weight?

i heard that you are the most accurate right when you wake up, because you havent added anything on so you are just a base.

Answer to Why don't things work according to plan?

Mon, 16 Oct 2006 23:40:54 -0700

Why don't things work according to plan?

plan being the operative word! never make a plan!!!! it never works!!! no matter what!!! i tryed tyippng tihs snetnece but no did iy wrok nooooo it dndit!!! c mi piont exaxly!

Answer to WHY DO PEOPLE INSIST ON TYPING QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS IN CAPS LOCK AND USING SEVERAL QUESTION MARKS????

Mon, 16 Oct 2006 23:35:40 -0700

WHY DO PEOPLE INSIST ON TYPING QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS IN CAPS LOCK AND USING SEVERAL QUESTION MARKS????

IT'''S FUNNER THAT WAY DON'''T YOU THINK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? that is all. ... hehe

Answer to What are the wonderful things about tiggers?

Mon, 16 Oct 2006 23:22:18 -0700

What are the wonderful things about tiggers?

The wonderful thing about Tiggers Is Tiggers are wonderful things Their tops are made out of rubber Their bottoms are made out of springs They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers Is I'm the only one The...

Answer to If you could meet (in person) any other Answerbagger, who would it be?

Mon, 16 Oct 2006 22:20:33 -0700

If you could meet (in person) any other Answerbagger, who would it be?

definately boredasmustard & satine oh yes, definately!!!

Answer to What are the different ways of saying dead?

Sun, 15 Oct 2006 21:42:36 -0700

What are the different ways of saying dead?

deceased put down put to sleep down for the count whacked hit murdered slaughtered Died in a better place passed on hes just sleeping a broken pulse 6 feet under with grandpa now at th pearly gates awaiting judgement sorry hunny, charlie "ran away" pushing up daisies...

Answer to There is this girl I love at school. She does love me, but I dont know, When is the right time to kiss? (I'm 13)

Sun, 15 Oct 2006 16:05:40 -0700

There is this girl I love at school. She does love me, but I dont know, When is the right time to kiss? (I'm 13)

dont just go out and do it when your the only one thats ready, that seems like it would be a little overwhelming personally, so wait until she gets that look in her eyes and you will know. love is a crazy felling huh???

Answer to Is MySpace overrated?

Sat, 14 Oct 2006 12:27:36 -0700

Is MySpace overrated?

way overrated!!! it is soooooo dumb!!! but thats just me...

Answer to Is there anyone out there that I can just have an adult conversation with?

Sat, 14 Oct 2006 11:29:33 -0700

Is there anyone out there that I can just have an adult conversation with?

Yes??? you rang???

Answer to What should I do to the guy that lives down the street from me and looks exactly like Johnny Depp? Rent a huge red Chevy convertible, buy $300 worth of extremely dangerous drugs, and politely ask him to take a savage journey with me to Las Vegas?

Fri, 13 Oct 2006 22:53:54 -0700

What should I do to the guy that lives down the street from me and looks exactly like Johnny Depp? Rent a huge red Chevy convertible, buy $300 worth of extremely dangerous drugs, and politely ask him to take a savage journey with me to Las Vegas?

where do u live???<3

Answer to What is half of infinity?

Fri, 13 Oct 2006 22:40:54 -0700

What is half of infinity?

you all are right eccept the one about half of time, Mr. Serious McSerious!!! gosh! have a good time, you are talking to about an infanite # of weird ppl!!!

Answer to I have become sad, does anyone have anything that will cheer me up?

Fri, 13 Oct 2006 22:27:32 -0700

I have become sad, does anyone have anything that will cheer me up?

it could be worse...like maybe if you in a bulk package of hoes, or is that a good thing??? oh well...

Answer to Should a test be administered to all voters to prove they are qualified and worthy to vote?

Fri, 13 Oct 2006 22:06:21 -0700

Should a test be administered to all voters to prove they are qualified and worthy to vote?

they are thinking about lowering the voting age to 16 in CA, but i think that if you are below 18 you should have to take a test to vote.

Answer to Did anyone not realize my avatar is a character from a movie, and not really me?

Tue, 10 Oct 2006 21:42:46 -0700

Did anyone not realize my avatar is a character from a movie, and not really me?

well that was obvious... :)

Answer to Where in the world can i find the most hot and spicy chilli for cooking?

Tue, 10 Oct 2006 21:22:29 -0700

Where in the world can i find the most hot and spicy chilli for cooking?

habenaro pepers... i think thats how you spell it...

Answer to Would you break up with your boyfriend if you saw him holding hands with another girl?

Mon, 09 Oct 2006 22:50:15 -0700

Would you break up with your boyfriend if you saw him holding hands with another girl?

probably, yeah, i would have to say so

Answer to What's the difference between 7-up and Sprite?

Mon, 09 Oct 2006 22:43:05 -0700

What's the difference between 7-up and Sprite?

the company.

Answer to Who invented the x-ray?

Mon, 09 Oct 2006 22:41:01 -0700

Who invented the x-ray?

a sick and twisted man.

Answer to How would a woman go about growing a beard?

Mon, 09 Oct 2006 22:23:31 -0700

How would a woman go about growing a beard?

shave a lot or take testostorone

Answer to How do most people feel about marrying another person from a different ethnic background?

Mon, 09 Oct 2006 22:17:19 -0700

How do most people feel about marrying another person from a different ethnic background?

it personally doesnt matter to me, if you love them, it shouldnt matter what ethnicity they are.

Answer to Can I go to Planned Parenthood and get birth control and an exam without having an insurance plan?

Mon, 09 Oct 2006 22:12:03 -0700

Can I go to Planned Parenthood and get birth control and an exam without having an insurance plan?

yes if you are in ca b.c. pills r free

Answer to Are there good freeware/shareware alternatives to Poser?

Mon, 09 Oct 2006 22:03:17 -0700

Are there good freeware/shareware alternatives to Poser?

what is ur avatar?

Answer to What's the funniest song you have ever heard? (and links would be good!)

Mon, 09 Oct 2006 21:58:08 -0700

What's the funniest song you have ever heard? (and links would be good!)

the llama song by burton earny

Answer to I want to die. Should I?

Mon, 09 Oct 2006 21:54:24 -0700

I want to die. Should I?

no i luv u lol

Answer to What is the difference between crossstitch and needlepoint?

Mon, 09 Oct 2006 21:48:43 -0700

What is the difference between crossstitch and needlepoint?

crossstitch: xxx xxx x x x x x x x x x x x x needlepoint: --- --- --------- --------- ------- ----- --- - that took a while, its a rough draft

Answer to What type of star is the moon?

Mon, 09 Oct 2006 21:40:26 -0700

What type of star is the moon?

ok, ill keep it short and sweet for the people who actually dont know this one either.the moon is NOT a star, it is a chunk of matter caught in the earths gravatational pull.there now you wont sound like an idiot when you are asked this question by a person like yourself, well before you were...

Answer to Why does it not hurt when you cut your fingernails?

Mon, 09 Oct 2006 21:24:38 -0700

Why does it not hurt when you cut your fingernails?

fingernails are dead skin cells, so the nerves are dead therefore you cant feel it.

Answer to What are some really fun ways to exercise?

Mon, 09 Oct 2006 21:13:19 -0700

What are some really fun ways to exercise?

ride ur bike, swimming is the best exercise, but you can jog or walk the mall a couple times a day...

Answer to What is acceleration?

Mon, 09 Oct 2006 20:51:48 -0700

What is acceleration?

acceleration is when you speed up, slow down, or change direction.

Answer to What does it mean to be 'pistol whipped'?

Mon, 09 Oct 2006 18:58:00 -0700

What does it mean to be 'pistol whipped'?

to hit with the butt of the pistol

Answer to When do I know I've finally lost it?

Mon, 09 Oct 2006 18:57:03 -0700

When do I know I've finally lost it?

A)when you talk to the pillow that you have a secret relationship w/ B)when you go on answerbag just cuz you have no one else C)when your nickname is satine D)all of the above

Answer to How tall is Mel Gibson?

Mon, 09 Oct 2006 18:49:51 -0700

How tall is Mel Gibson?

what is up w/ you and how tall people are??? it is kinda creepy!

Answer to How can I reduce the amount of unwanted email (spam) in my inbox?

Mon, 09 Oct 2006 18:47:03 -0700

How can I reduce the amount of unwanted email (spam) in my inbox?

do you have hotmail, if so, when it comes to your inbox, check it off and instead of deleting it put it in juk email. then whenever it comes it will go straight to your junk email. or u can block it.

Answer to Why do we not get shocked when we touch a battery?

Fri, 06 Oct 2006 23:19:05 -0700

Why do we not get shocked when we touch a battery?

you completes the circut and electricity runs through th circut

Answer to What causes cancer?

Fri, 06 Oct 2006 23:13:59 -0700

What causes cancer?

cells that arre mutated(kinda so to speak)

Answer to What does lol mean?

Fri, 06 Oct 2006 23:04:51 -0700

What does lol mean?

laugh out loud

Answer to Is (1 X xsquared = xsquared) a principle or a property?

Fri, 06 Oct 2006 22:51:30 -0700

Is (1 X xsquared = xsquared) a principle or a property?

(1x^2=x^2)? principle

Answer to Why do people choose to be vegetarians?

Fri, 06 Oct 2006 22:46:32 -0700

Why do people choose to be vegetarians?

dont you think that it is wrong to kill a nimals just for our eating pleasure??? think about it you get a baby pig, it is your pet/friend, then one day it is gone. then you realize that you r having ham 4 breakfast,pork sandwich for lunch, and porkchops for dinner. you realize that it is your pet!!!

Answer to What doesn't Wal-Mart sell?

Fri, 06 Oct 2006 22:40:10 -0700

What doesn't Wal-Mart sell?

apparently lip-gloss!!!

Answer to What is the most fashionable hairstyle for women and teens?

Fri, 06 Oct 2006 22:39:15 -0700

What is the most fashionable hairstyle for women and teens?

i like mine, it is blonde, short, with sideswept bangs to the left, razor cut w/ layers.

Answer to Why is farming a dangerous occupation?

Fri, 06 Oct 2006 22:35:54 -0700

Why is farming a dangerous occupation?

you should ask "fatfrickenfarmer" lol!!!

Answer to What does the acronym "OMFG" mean?

Fri, 06 Oct 2006 22:34:03 -0700

What does the acronym "OMFG" mean?

oh my f****in' god(or fricken gosh)

Answer to Who sings the song with the lyrics, "if you like me then thank you, if you hate me then fuck you"?

Fri, 06 Oct 2006 22:26:21 -0700

Who sings the song with the lyrics, "if you like me then thank you, if you hate me then fuck you"?

shes brittish or english or somthin' but i luv dat song!!!

Answer to What does Dipset, holla, and fly mean in slang?

Fri, 06 Oct 2006 22:22:54 -0700

What does Dipset, holla, and fly mean in slang?

dipset i m not sure about holla: saying hello, or agreeing w/ somthin' fly:cool

Answer to What does "OD-ing" mean?

Fri, 06 Oct 2006 22:20:15 -0700

What does "OD-ing" mean?

to overdose on drugs or alchohal or even pills

Answer to Would a Claddagh Ring be suitable for a Promise Ring?

Fri, 06 Oct 2006 22:03:57 -0700

Would a Claddagh Ring be suitable for a Promise Ring?

it is up to you, but i would accept!!! as ong a it is pointed in the right direction!

Answer to I read somewhere that toothpaste helps get rid of acne fast. Is this true?

Fri, 06 Oct 2006 22:01:50 -0700

I read somewhere that toothpaste helps get rid of acne fast. Is this true?

yes for most people, it dries it out but make sure you moisturize your face with a lightweight moisturizer, so your body doesnt produce more oil, therefore creating more pimples.

Answer to Why do we automatically shut our eyes when we sneeze and why is it impossible to keep them open?

Thu, 05 Oct 2006 22:47:30 -0700

Why do we automatically shut our eyes when we sneeze and why is it impossible to keep them open?

duh! the speed at which u sneeze is too powerful to not protect ur eyes from coming out of the socket!

Answer to Why does blowing on fire coals help it start? Doesn't human breath have less oxygen than air?

Thu, 05 Oct 2006 22:44:08 -0700

Why does blowing on fire coals help it start? Doesn't human breath have less oxygen than air?

tecnially yes, but when you blow, more oxygen is going into to coal so the fire can consume more of it and grow.

Answer to How do you get people to listen to you?

Thu, 05 Oct 2006 22:30:07 -0700

How do you get people to listen to you?

three words hun... make eye contact!!!

Answer to Does pickle juice really help with blisters?

Thu, 05 Oct 2006 22:27:50 -0700

Does pickle juice really help with blisters?

i dont know but tomatoes help w/ sunburns, just rub them on it everyday for a few weeks, and vwelah!!! your sunburn is gone!!! oh and elmers glue pushes splinters out of the skin. put a little on before bed, i know this is gross, but it will infect the wound and push it on out!(the infection will...

Answer to Why do females wear gobs of makeup?

Thu, 05 Oct 2006 22:17:14 -0700

Why do females wear gobs of makeup?

the reason women wear make-up is to make them look more feminine. in other words if there was a not so attractive, or just has manly features, lady she will wear make-up to look and feel more confident when trying to attract men.

Answer to What does it mean when someone says "no offense"?

Thu, 05 Oct 2006 22:11:28 -0700

What does it mean when someone says "no offense"?

in the simplist terms possible "no offence" means: no harm intended, or no offence intended.