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What is the most offensive, off colour, disgusting, or krass joke you know? what do you call a blonde with pony-tails? a blow-job with handals!!!

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How do you cross an alligator infested river? use a peice of raw chicken, and throw it out into the middle of the river(be sure to throw it down stream!!!) then use your cat-like reflexes to jump across!!! good luck and have a nice day!!!

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How old should you be to go to the mall by yourself? depends what mall it is i think 13 maybe 14

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Can you describe yourself in one word? bothered, dont know what to do

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What are some nice things to tell a girl when you give her a flower? with each petal i give my love to you as each petal falls we grow stronger as we grow stronger our love gets envied envious people may become jealous jealous people will try to bring us down they may tear away at our petals what doesnt kill us makes us stronger so let them stare

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What charity, if any, do you support? breats cancer, or toys for tots(a toy drive for christmas)

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Who do you think looks better, Jennifer Aniston, or Angelina Jolie? Why? jennifer aniston definayely, angie is too skinny

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What is your favorite insult? silly faggot dix r 4 chix

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How do you spell manderine oranges??? is that right? awwwwwww why thanx dana it means soooooo much ttyl and have a great day!!! lol

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Where do you live? okay to pile on to all of these answers, i am from california, i was born in walnut, then when i turned 1 we moved to the one and only microwave oven, smog filled city of bakersfield, california, where i have lived ever since!!!

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What's your favorite word? subdural hematoma... yes absolutely

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What colour is water? aqua duh

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What do petpets eat? nuthin i dont think.... i haven play in a long time

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When you played in boxes as a child, what would you pretend the box was? anythimg... a house one day; a cer the next. but my fav. was when we (me and my lil' bro) would cut arm and leg hole to make a two headed monster... hahaha those were the best!!!

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Is there a place called the last resort, and if so, how do I get there? i know its a bit late, but it is located at the other end of the yellow brick road, the other side of the fork in the road, a little further than "go" where you can collect your $200, and when you get to the little house on the prarie, make a right but dont follow the bread crumbs it will lead you to neverland where micheal jackson will be waiting, so steer clear of the bread crumbs!...

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How would you spell the letter w ? double ewe double you double u u^2 ux2 you get the point???

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What's the best time of day to weigh yourself to get your most accurate body weight? i heard that you are the most accurate right when you wake up, because you havent added anything on so you are just a base.

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Why don't things work according to plan? plan being the operative word! never make a plan!!!! it never works!!! no matter what!!! i tryed tyippng tihs snetnece but no did iy wrok nooooo it dndit!!! c mi piont exaxly!

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WHY DO PEOPLE INSIST ON TYPING QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS IN CAPS LOCK AND USING SEVERAL QUESTION MARKS???? IT'''S FUNNER THAT WAY DON'''T YOU THINK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? that is all. ... hehe

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What are the wonderful things about tiggers? The wonderful thing about Tiggers Is Tiggers are wonderful things Their tops are made out of rubber Their bottoms are made out of springs They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers Is I'm the only one The wonderful thing about Tiggers Is Tiggers are wonderful chaps They're loaded with vim and with vigor...

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If you could meet (in person) any other Answerbagger, who would it be? definately boredasmustard & satine oh yes, definately!!!

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What are the different ways of saying dead? deceased put down put to sleep down for the count whacked hit murdered slaughtered Died in a better place passed on hes just sleeping a broken pulse 6 feet under with grandpa now at th pearly gates awaiting judgement sorry hunny, charlie "ran away" pushing up daisies hes up there taking a nap this list has been done in

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There is this girl I love at school. She does love me, but I dont know, When is the right time to kiss? (I'm 13) dont just go out and do it when your the only one thats ready, that seems like it would be a little overwhelming personally, so wait until she gets that look in her eyes and you will know. love is a crazy felling huh???

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Is MySpace overrated? way overrated!!! it is soooooo dumb!!! but thats just me...

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Is there anyone out there that I can just have an adult conversation with? Yes??? you rang???

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What should I do to the guy that lives down the street from me and looks exactly like Johnny Depp? Rent a huge red Chevy convertible, buy $300 worth of extremely dangerous drugs, and politely ask him to take a savage journey with me to Las Vegas? where do u live???<3

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What is half of infinity? you all are right eccept the one about half of time, Mr. Serious McSerious!!! gosh! have a good time, you are talking to about an infanite # of weird ppl!!!

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I have become sad, does anyone have anything that will cheer me up? it could be worse...like maybe if you in a bulk package of hoes, or is that a good thing??? oh well...

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Should a test be administered to all voters to prove they are qualified and worthy to vote? they are thinking about lowering the voting age to 16 in CA, but i think that if you are below 18 you should have to take a test to vote.

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Did anyone not realize my avatar is a character from a movie, and not really me? well that was obvious... :)

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Where in the world can i find the most hot and spicy chilli for cooking? habenaro pepers... i think thats how you spell it...

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Would you break up with your boyfriend if you saw him holding hands with another girl? probably, yeah, i would have to say so

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What's the difference between 7-up and Sprite? the company.

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Who invented the x-ray? a sick and twisted man.

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How would a woman go about growing a beard? shave a lot or take testostorone

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How do most people feel about marrying another person from a different ethnic background? it personally doesnt matter to me, if you love them, it shouldnt matter what ethnicity they are.

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Can I go to Planned Parenthood and get birth control and an exam without having an insurance plan? yes if you are in ca b.c. pills r free

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Are there good freeware/shareware alternatives to Poser? what is ur avatar?

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What's the funniest song you have ever heard? (and links would be good!) the llama song by burton earny

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I want to die. Should I? no i luv u lol

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What is the difference between crossstitch and needlepoint? crossstitch: xxx xxx x x x x x x x x x x x x needlepoint: --- --- --------- --------- ------- ----- --- - that took a while, its a rough draft

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What type of star is the moon? ok, ill keep it short and sweet for the people who actually dont know this one either.the moon is NOT a star, it is a chunk of matter caught in the earths gravatational pull.there now you wont sound like an idiot when you are asked this question by a person like yourself, well before you were transformed into a normal thinking person. lol jk it was a good question. :D

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Why does it not hurt when you cut your fingernails? fingernails are dead skin cells, so the nerves are dead therefore you cant feel it.

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What are some really fun ways to exercise? ride ur bike, swimming is the best exercise, but you can jog or walk the mall a couple times a day...

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What is acceleration? acceleration is when you speed up, slow down, or change direction.

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What does it mean to be 'pistol whipped'? to hit with the butt of the pistol

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When do I know I've finally lost it? A)when you talk to the pillow that you have a secret relationship w/ B)when you go on answerbag just cuz you have no one else C)when your nickname is satine D)all of the above

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How tall is Mel Gibson? what is up w/ you and how tall people are??? it is kinda creepy!

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How can I reduce the amount of unwanted email (spam) in my inbox? do you have hotmail, if so, when it comes to your inbox, check it off and instead of deleting it put it in juk email. then whenever it comes it will go straight to your junk email. or u can block it.

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Why do we not get shocked when we touch a battery? you completes the circut and electricity runs through th circut

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What causes cancer? cells that arre mutated(kinda so to speak)

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What does lol mean? laugh out loud

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Is (1 X xsquared = xsquared) a principle or a property? (1x^2=x^2)? principle

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Why do people choose to be vegetarians? dont you think that it is wrong to kill a nimals just for our eating pleasure??? think about it you get a baby pig, it is your pet/friend, then one day it is gone. then you realize that you r having ham 4 breakfast,pork sandwich for lunch, and porkchops for dinner. you realize that it is your pet!!!

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What doesn't Wal-Mart sell? apparently lip-gloss!!!

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What is the most fashionable hairstyle for women and teens? i like mine, it is blonde, short, with sideswept bangs to the left, razor cut w/ layers.

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Why is farming a dangerous occupation? you should ask "fatfrickenfarmer" lol!!!

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What does the acronym "OMFG" mean? oh my f****in' god(or fricken gosh)

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Who sings the song with the lyrics, "if you like me then thank you, if you hate me then fuck you"? shes brittish or english or somthin' but i luv dat song!!!

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What does Dipset, holla, and fly mean in slang? dipset i m not sure about holla: saying hello, or agreeing w/ somthin' fly:cool

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What does "OD-ing" mean? to overdose on drugs or alchohal or even pills

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Would a Claddagh Ring be suitable for a Promise Ring? it is up to you, but i would accept!!! as ong a it is pointed in the right direction!

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I read somewhere that toothpaste helps get rid of acne fast. Is this true? yes for most people, it dries it out but make sure you moisturize your face with a lightweight moisturizer, so your body doesnt produce more oil, therefore creating more pimples.

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Why do we automatically shut our eyes when we sneeze and why is it impossible to keep them open? duh! the speed at which u sneeze is too powerful to not protect ur eyes from coming out of the socket!

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Why does blowing on fire coals help it start? Doesn't human breath have less oxygen than air? tecnially yes, but when you blow, more oxygen is going into to coal so the fire can consume more of it and grow.

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How do you get people to listen to you? three words hun... make eye contact!!!

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Does pickle juice really help with blisters? i dont know but tomatoes help w/ sunburns, just rub them on it everyday for a few weeks, and vwelah!!! your sunburn is gone!!! oh and elmers glue pushes splinters out of the skin. put a little on before bed, i know this is gross, but it will infect the wound and push it on out!(the infection will e fine it isnt a bad one , just enough to push it out.)

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Why do females wear gobs of makeup? the reason women wear make-up is to make them look more feminine. in other words if there was a not so attractive, or just has manly features, lady she will wear make-up to look and feel more confident when trying to attract men.

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What does it mean when someone says "no offense"? in the simplist terms possible "no offence" means: no harm intended, or no offence intended.

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