http://www.answerbag.com/profile/889901 New Answerbag answers from Legend In Your Own Mind Wed, 30 May 2012 11:57:39 -0700 Wed, 30 May 2012 11:57:39 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11200462 Why can none of the decades that followed the 1970`s hold a candle to it`s groovy wonderment?<br /><br />You mean riots and high crime then the republicans ruining everything? Wed, 07 Sep 2011 15:08:36 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11200462 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11200453 Is it safe to stand in front of a microwave?<br /><br />It's only REALLY dangerous if you stand INSIDE of it. Avoid standing inside microwave ovens at all cost. Wed, 07 Sep 2011 15:05:59 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11200453 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11200447 Can you stand in front of your class at school or in front of your co-workers and give a presentation without thinking 'they're all<br /><br />I stopped caring if they look at me.. If they're bored it means I'm not as entertaining enough and don't much give a shit either way as long as I do my job.. Let em look.. There's nothing to be scared of.. They're just people and if they're not paying attention then it'll look bad on them..not you. Wed, 07 Sep 2011 15:04:21 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11200447 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11200431 I don't know why I still bother trying to use the hand dryers in public bathrooms. I find that no matter how long I hold my hands under the hot air, I end up giving up and wiping my hands on my pants. Have any of you had success with them?<br /><br />Wash your hands with naphtha instead..It dries real quick. ;) Wed, 07 Sep 2011 15:00:39 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11200431 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11200424 Do you know whose hands are in the short clip where the guy slams the hammer on the chisel to make the Mark IV thing at the end of Dragnet and Adam 12?<br /><br />Actually it was Jack Webb himself.. You can breath now moongrim. Wed, 07 Sep 2011 14:59:15 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11200424 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025632 What do you love most about Summer ?<br /><br />It's hot then thankfully it finally cools off then gets cold then thankfully it warms back up.. Thu, 28 Jul 2011 02:56:31 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025632 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025629 I was wondering if anybody knew what the point of life is<br /><br />Get old or die.. That's the point. If you're not getting old you're dead. Thu, 28 Jul 2011 02:55:03 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025629 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025618 Death doesn't really bother me that much. Is there something wrong with me?<br /><br />EVERYTHING on this planet dies.. No biggie.. It's part of the way life works..The big fish eat the little fish. Thu, 28 Jul 2011 02:52:34 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025618 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025603 Why is it such a big deal if a man looks at a 14 or 15 year old girl and thinks she is hot?<br /><br />looking and thinking are fine.. DOING is another issue. Thu, 28 Jul 2011 02:46:15 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025603 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025600 Do you hate when people sing to you?<br /><br />I can and usually do close most people out.. Let them look stupid.. Thu, 28 Jul 2011 02:44:29 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025600 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025595 What really melts your heart?<br /><br />sulfuric acid...hearts are muscles so heat would only cook it. Thu, 28 Jul 2011 02:43:18 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025595 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025590 How am i suppose to move on when i carnt get a certain guy outta my head?! help plese.<br /><br />Learn the fine art of masturbation.. Your hand will never cheat on you and will never leave you....unless you get it amputated.. Thu, 28 Jul 2011 02:41:08 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025590 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025587 What do you view as obsession that you feel other people seem to think is love?<br /><br />idiotic pain addicts who can't or won't accept a jury decision... OH...I feel so and so's pain sooooo much.. No..they're obsessed with thinking they luvvvvvv the victims.. Thu, 28 Jul 2011 02:39:30 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025587 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025571 Lack of imagination and no sense of humor results in a person who probably doesn't light up anyone's world. Or might it? Whose world?<br /><br />Gee.. I've always longed to be some dull, unimaginative, humorless asshole. Where did I go wrong? Thu, 28 Jul 2011 02:35:08 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025571 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025569 I just updated my profile, you should go take a look. ................................................................................................................................HEY! JUST WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE LOOKING AT!?<br /><br />I probably should look, but I don't give a shit so you're shit out of luck.. Thu, 28 Jul 2011 02:33:37 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025569 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025557 You...ahh...You know what we should do... we should just go...just____________________________ .<br /><br />Buy up stocks, bonds and corporations and declare war on the public.. Oh wait..there's a waiting list to get in on that act. Thu, 28 Jul 2011 02:32:21 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025557 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025541 You are a fugitive on the run, how long would it take for your mug shot to appear on the tv news in the first random bar you went into?...<br /><br />My mug shot would pop up real quick, but I wouldn't be hanging out in public places like a goddamned fool and I don't hang out in bars anymore.. In fact I've been in hiding now for some time.. I've stayed clean for years and don't plan to change that.. Thu, 28 Jul 2011 02:27:58 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025541 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025534 Have you ever been put in the position to have to try to save someones life? Care to share this experience if the answer is yes?<br /><br />Many times. .. I was a heroin addict for about 20 years and had many peoples lips turn blue on me so I had to breath air back into them to keep them alive till they woke up or began breathing on their own.. Thu, 28 Jul 2011 02:24:31 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025534 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025527 Have you ever had sex with a fat chick?<br /><br />Fat chicks give the best head.. Thu, 28 Jul 2011 02:21:29 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025527 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025522 What is the most outragious thing that you have ever said / done (by mistake) to a complete stranger?<br /><br />Grabbed the wrong tits one day in broad daylight at a busy downtown bus stop.. Got the shit slapped outta me. It was worth it though. Thu, 28 Jul 2011 02:20:11 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025522 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025518 Do you know anyone who uses the broken record technique with lies as if repeating them somehow will make them true?<br /><br />Nearly every liar uses it, but eventually they can be broken if you ask the right questions... Most are easy to crack then the real fun begins listening to them backtrack trying to cover up what you have confirmed to be a lie. Thu, 28 Jul 2011 02:17:58 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025518 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025514 Is it a sin to read a fortune cookie?<br /><br />Sin is some made up shit religion made up for enforcement purposes...so NO.. It's not a sin. Nothing is. Thu, 28 Jul 2011 02:15:51 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025514 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025505 Have you ever fell down a rabbit hole?<br /><br />Not the way you asked the question..should have been "have you ever FALLEN down....." To answer, yes..many times in a metaphorical sense.. Thu, 28 Jul 2011 02:13:25 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025505 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025503 Ever gotten into a fight? Why?<br /><br />More than I can remember..to many scars and even steel plates in my head from them.. I'm trying to avoid any more fights as I've gotten to old for that stupid shit.. Thu, 28 Jul 2011 02:11:50 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025503 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025497 Have you ever had a 'one night stand'?<br /><br />More than once, but not as many as I would have liked.. I might try to improve on that someday.. Thu, 28 Jul 2011 02:09:54 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025497 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025493 What percentage of statistics are made up on the spot?<br /><br />0% stats are researched, not just made up.. Only a fool would believe otherwise Thu, 28 Jul 2011 02:08:28 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025493 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025491 Is is wrong to want something bad to happen to you just to see how people react?<br /><br />I don't know if it's wrong, but it's not the brightest thing a person could want to do with their time.. Go to a rough bar and start calling people names. Let us know how that turns out. Thu, 28 Jul 2011 02:06:30 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025491 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025485 When you are alert what part of your body goes limp?<br /><br />My brain..my dick jumps right up..depending of course on the reason for being alert.. Thu, 28 Jul 2011 02:04:37 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025485 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025480 Are you the type of person who first sees differences or similarities in others generally?<br /><br />It depends on if they have one eye or a giant zit on the end of their nose or are extraordinarily fat or just talk to goddamned much or.... Thu, 28 Jul 2011 02:03:34 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025480 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025465 how much is a ton of scrap metal worth ?<br /><br />around $70 but it varies .. I sold scrap iron for 20 years till I pinched a nerve in my back..It also depends on the type of scrap metal.. Copper and aluminum are worth a lot more and even copper wire with insulation is worth more.. If you're going to sell scrap learn what metals are worth and... Thu, 28 Jul 2011 01:56:12 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025465 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025461 Do I have a "skinny" neck for a girl? 11 inches around. I`d like to hear from other girls that would measure their neck for me.<br /><br />Try swallowing a whole watermelon sideways. That'll fix that fucking problem real quick! Thu, 28 Jul 2011 01:54:53 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025461 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025456 Do you have a side of you no one or very few people have seen?<br /><br />You mean that caring, loving, generous and empathetic side? No.. I ditched it in favor of being an uncaring, stingy, crabby old bastard. Don't take it to personally if I step across you if you're suffering from a massive heart attack. I signed a contract to be a crabby old bastard. Thu, 28 Jul 2011 01:51:58 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025456 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025442 Fill in the blanks: I like my _____ because _____. Also check out: http://ilikemyblankbecauseblank.blogspot.com/!!<br /><br />I like my shoe because it's comfortable and I don't care what anyone else thinks. Thu, 28 Jul 2011 01:43:15 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025442 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025436 Am I good looking or not? Very self conscious and shy. Ladies let me know. http://tinypic.com/r/li5cm/7 And how am I 1-10? Thanks.<br /><br />-73 for begging and being such a dweeb Thu, 28 Jul 2011 01:40:09 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025436 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025431 if you had to describe your current mood with forcast conditions, what would your personal 'weather' be like?<br /><br />Same as it is here.. Over 100 with no rain for almost 3 months.. Thu, 28 Jul 2011 01:37:52 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025431 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025428 What are some of the things you have done young, that now you look back at and think "how silly of me"?<br /><br />Heroin addiction, alcoholism, jail, spending money on lose women, dropping out of school, having kids, getting married to a stripper, living through the 70s, 80s and 90s, getting old, etc, etc, etc.. Thu, 28 Jul 2011 01:36:25 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025428 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025423 What is nothing? (example please)<br /><br />Religion and the belief in magic sky fairies.. Thu, 28 Jul 2011 01:33:08 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025423 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025417 Whats the best invention ever?(in your opinion)<br /><br />Shoes. It was a real bitch running away from lions and tigers barefoot. Thu, 28 Jul 2011 01:31:06 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025417 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025414 Want to go have a drink or six with me?<br /><br />I only drink "natural water" as opposed to artificial water.. Thu, 28 Jul 2011 01:29:33 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025414 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025411 What can Charlie Chaplin do that Mr. Bean can't?<br /><br />Be dead since 1977.. Mr Bean is fucked in that category. Thu, 28 Jul 2011 01:28:15 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025411 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025406 Margarine or butter?<br /><br />In my very best Popeye.. Oh Olive Oyl! Thu, 28 Jul 2011 01:25:42 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025406 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025404 What position do you sleep in?<br /><br />Horizontally usually..occasionally I sleep in my chair answering questions, but not often. Thu, 28 Jul 2011 01:24:51 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025404 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025400 If I'm a/an ________, then you're a/an_______.<br /><br />I'm an answerer..You're the questioner. There's your answer. Thu, 28 Jul 2011 01:22:52 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025400 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025397 What is the secret life of__________?<br /><br />Get old or die.. That is your ONLY available option. Once you stop getting old you...well....DIE! Thu, 28 Jul 2011 01:21:29 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025397 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025394 why would you most likely be asked to leave a vicinity?<br /><br />Because I'm a corrupting influence to all women... Well, some anyway and it was worth it! Thu, 28 Jul 2011 01:19:45 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025394 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025390 What famous people (dead or alive) would you love to see at a Roadside Diner?<br /><br />Only live ones.. I'm not sure dead famous people would be great conversationalist. Thu, 28 Jul 2011 01:18:04 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025390 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025379 How do I pick the best three numbers for the lottery?<br /><br />Eenie Meeny Miney Moe.. Thu, 28 Jul 2011 01:15:50 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025379 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025377 If you were told to leave your home, and you coud never return, what is the one thing you would take with you?<br /><br />My shoes.. Gets kind of rough walking across Texas when it's 105 out barefoot. Thu, 28 Jul 2011 01:14:59 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025377 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025370 tell me a story using ten words or less<br /><br />I farted. The End Copyright 2011 Legend In Your Own Mind Thu, 28 Jul 2011 01:13:31 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11025370 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10764434 Christians only, do you believe non-Christians should burn for answering a question labeled Christians only?<br /><br />BURN ME! BURN ME!... Hey.. Jayzez sent a F1 tornado over my house the other day and missed! Lousy shot so I ain't scared.. Jayzez will burn another planet by accident anyway.. Thu, 26 May 2011 18:25:33 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10764434 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10764424 Should we pay tithes as christians?<br /><br />No..send the money to me instead and I'll send you to heaven when you break into my house to get it back. Thu, 26 May 2011 18:22:30 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10764424 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10764418 Why do Christians pray in churches and with each other, when in Matthew 6:5-6 Jesus says Christians should never do that?<br /><br />Does it matter? Religions ALL cherry pick whatever parts they want and manipulate scriptures for their own personal gain..NO exceptions. Thu, 26 May 2011 18:21:19 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10764418 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10764410 In your opinion, is this a weak or strong argument for god?<br /><br />I'll categorically say there is no god and if there is then this so called god sucks and has absolutely no power to effect ANYTHING EVER including, but not limited to me telling said god to go screw itself. I'll even stake my life on it.. See? I'm STILL alive! Thu, 26 May 2011 18:17:58 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10764410 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10764389 Girl always responds to my texts. But never initiates conversation or asks me questions. What does this mean?<br /><br />Most likely you're really dull, but you might be really exciting.. Who knows what kinds of nonsense goes through a female mind? It could be anything..physics, baseball, combat, getting drunk in a sleazy bar.. I dunno.. Thu, 26 May 2011 18:10:00 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10764389 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10764376 guys> what type of body language can a gal give u 2 show she's interested in u?<br /><br />Rubbing her tits against me always impressed me, but sometimes just groping my crotch worked quicker.. Thu, 26 May 2011 18:06:14 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10764376 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10764373 How to make someone keep loving you :S ?<br /><br />Hand cuffs and a bullwhip sometimes works...you might want to give them a bottle of whiskey first though to ease the pain.. Thu, 26 May 2011 18:04:49 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10764373 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10764367 What to gift to the girl I love?<br /><br />You could offer to take her for a long drive and hand her a bottle of whiskey and a bottle of sleeping pills, but some people might think that's inappropriate..Maybe just a card and the other guys criminal history.. Thu, 26 May 2011 18:01:27 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10764367 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10764359 any quotes about feeling sorry for your ex-boyfriends new girl or any girl that falls in love with him?<br /><br />I never had an ex boyfriend but had ex girlfriends.. My personal favorite is HA HA HA! SUCKER! Thu, 26 May 2011 17:59:20 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10764359 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10764074 Would you vote for a Presidential candidate who promised to tear up the Constitution and Bill of Rights, and replace them with the bible?<br /><br />Soon as the loony right wing has the house, senate, SC and white house what exactly do you think they plan to do?...of than of course privatizing the entire government.. Thu, 26 May 2011 16:40:34 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10764074 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10764055 Is Gingrich doomed? Rush Limbaugh and other Republicans attacked him. Does that mean it's over politically speaking for Newt?<br /><br />Newt was doomed when he was run out of the house.. Thu, 26 May 2011 16:36:02 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10764055 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10764053 Palin is buying a home in Arizona and says she has a "fire in the belly" to run for prez. What think you? Are her credentials viable?<br /><br />I wish her belly were on fire and since she seems to take things so literal I think a literal fire in her belly should be only appropriate.. I like the idea of her swallowing some molten steel then when it burns all the way out her ass she can go on the campaign trail as a corpse. Thu, 26 May 2011 16:34:59 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10764053 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10764024 AFA-connected author says Mitt Romney’s Mormon faith makes him unfit for presidency. Does being a Mormon make him unfit? Why?<br /><br />Mormons are unfit to think much less hold political office.. Magic underwear? C'mon, man.. Thu, 26 May 2011 16:30:07 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10764024 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10764013 GA(R) Woodall preaches self-reliance won't give up his own Gov Health Care 'because it's free' What do you think of his position?<br /><br />GA also has a whole lot of slaves working in the prison system unpaid doing high tech jobs against their will so why should those greedy bastards have any lesser standing? Thu, 26 May 2011 16:27:37 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10764013 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10764002 What if I am the only thing that exists and you're just a figment of my imagination? What if you're the only thing that exists and I'm just a figment of your imagination?<br /><br />If I shot you in the kneecap with a gun I imagine you would hurt like crazy.. Thu, 26 May 2011 16:25:08 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10764002 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10763964 My son is a Mormon, I was thinking of sedating him this weekend. Than having him Baptized in a Christian church? Thoughts???<br /><br />Maybe you AND your son need open heart surgery to let Jayzez out.. He's effecting your mind.. Thu, 26 May 2011 16:16:29 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10763964 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10763944 Can Christians get any more ignorant than this? Use the video in the description.<br /><br />Are you kidding? Christinsanity has an absolute INFINITE source of ignorance. Christinsanity thrives on ignorance! If it weren't for ignorance Christinsanity would never exist in the first place. Thu, 26 May 2011 16:11:50 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10763944 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10763930 rapture, quran burning,thanking god for earthquakes, etc. atheists, aren't you glad we don't embarass ourselves globaly daily like this?<br /><br />As much as my first inclination to agree wholeheartedly is overwhelming reason tells me prisons are full of whose who think it's great to sell rapees in prison are also mostly atheists, but just as many rapists in prison think god will forgive them of their sins. It doesn't take many scruples to... Thu, 26 May 2011 16:05:23 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10763930 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10763909 When did Noah's flood take place?<br /><br />Never..It's a fairy tale just like Adam and eve, Jonah and the whale and the rest of that balderdash. Thu, 26 May 2011 15:59:11 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10763909 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10763872 What can save you?<br /><br />Being an atheist can save you from a life of fear of the unknown boogieman.. Thu, 26 May 2011 15:45:17 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10763872 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10763865 So...we die...then our atoms and molecules break down, then become part of the earth/atmosphere, right?<br /><br />Electrical and chemical impulses that make up memories and knowledge,, You die and it's all over.. If you're looking for eternal life have your dead rotting corpse donated to a body farm so they can study bodily decay outdoors then the bugs and critters can eat you, shit you back out so something... Thu, 26 May 2011 15:42:44 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10763865 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10763852 Why did you murder me (forcing me now to haunt you)?<br /><br />I just checked my murder logs and apparently you're not in them.. Sorry.. You're still alive.. Bummer, huh? Thu, 26 May 2011 15:39:39 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10763852 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10763845 I think it's best to be kind to everyone including those whom you don't trust. Being polite is bright. Just don't get too close, right?<br /><br />I have to admit I've become a cynical old bastard and I quit being kind to morons.. There are just some people who kindness just doesn't work on so I have given up wasting my time so I just go off on them and cut out the middle man part.. Other people like yourself are so much easier to be kind... Thu, 26 May 2011 15:37:58 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10763845 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10763838 Getting upset is exhausting for me so I try to avoid it. Getting really upset is really exhausting. Do you upset easily?<br /><br />Getting pissed off is much more relaxing than getting upset..It blows over much quicker.. You should try it sometime! Thu, 26 May 2011 15:35:15 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10763838 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10763831 Do you like "Feel Good" films....If so which ones,old or new.?<br /><br />I don't like "feel good" anything unless it's something to do with my pants off.. Thu, 26 May 2011 15:34:04 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10763831 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10763826 How best to reach people? Anger/friendship..Negative/positive..Frowns/smiles? Obvious right? If it's so obvious why don't we all do it?<br /><br />The best way to reach people is with your hand..You might need to walk to them or even get in a car and drive to their house, but if they like you they might let you reach them. Thu, 26 May 2011 15:32:37 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10763826 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10763817 Are we less creative now than we were before in the arts? I know we have more state-of-the-art thingies. Do they enhance/hinder creativity?<br /><br />Them right wingy types thing arts is bad fer ya..Peeples makes devil pichers and thangs like that! Thu, 26 May 2011 15:30:39 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10763817 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10763809 What is most annoying to you...other than my idiotic questions?<br /><br />The word spiritual.. "What is this "spiritual?" Sounds an awful lot like the word "superstition" spiced with vague hope, with a fine glaze of faux sophistication drizzled on top." --Hatter23 Thu, 26 May 2011 15:28:54 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10763809 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10763802 Conspiracy? Killing of 6& wounding Rep. Gifford? What do you think of "investigators" confronting people connect to the shooting?<br /><br />Yeah..so they put a schizophrenic kid on trial for the hell of it... FAIL Thu, 26 May 2011 15:25:40 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10763802 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10763793 In your opinion, what does it mean to play with someone's heart? Please elaborate.<br /><br />Being an ancient Aztec high priest it meant carving it out with a stone tool then holding it up to the sun then burning it to offer the smell of burning flash to the gods.. Now THAT'S playing with a heart! Thu, 26 May 2011 15:23:59 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10763793 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10763781 What were vintage porcelain toilets called?<br /><br />When I was a kid we called them crappers and shitters.. Thu, 26 May 2011 15:21:54 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10763781 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10763776 What do geeks hate?<br /><br />People smarter than they are.. Thu, 26 May 2011 15:20:55 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10763776 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10763740 Can You Be Arrested If You Are Suspected Of Committing A Crime, But You Didn't?<br /><br />Yep.. You're on the way to the hoosegow any time now..Grease up your rectum because in prison rape is not rape..It's considered free enterprise and protected speech, but out on the outside you can't even utter that nasty word or else! Thu, 26 May 2011 15:14:18 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10763740 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10763730 Why are people so intolerant, judgmental and uncivil when discussing politics and religion?<br /><br />Because religion is nothing more than an extension of politics, especially in the US where we're SUPPOSED to have a separation of church and state, but the fuckwad evangelicals have infiltrated and have been attempting to overthrow the US government to install a complete theocracy to become kings... Thu, 26 May 2011 15:11:29 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10763730 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10706161 Should it matter how many past sexual partners your gf, who you love greatly, has had... even if it's a lot... like 26? :(<br /><br />Ask her how many of them were hung like a horse.. You may never live up to lowered expectations.. Thu, 12 May 2011 08:33:28 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10706161 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10706142 Are futons ok for sleeping on every night?<br /><br />Not bad at all if you don't mind sleeping on the floor because 99% of them are pieces of shit that fall apart with the first time you sneeze.. ;) I sold scrap metal and every day I scrapped at LEAST two of them. Thu, 12 May 2011 08:29:08 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10706142 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10706132 I am so sleepy and my friends wont leave my room and let me get some sleep....how can I get rid of them without being rude?<br /><br />Get the fuck out or I'll piss all over you! To rude? Thu, 12 May 2011 08:27:06 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10706132 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10706123 were you worried george w. bush was going to suspend elections to stay in office and continue robbing us?<br /><br />It's been happening on a rotating basis with our homogeneous two party system all playing the same game of ONLY the very wealthy holding power. Thu, 12 May 2011 08:25:07 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10706123 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10706112 Is the Tea Party actually part of an alien takeover?<br /><br />They're worse.. they've become a nasty bacterial infection on the body politic. Thu, 12 May 2011 08:21:41 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10706112 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10706027 Why are Religious People socially dysfunctional<br /><br />Magic invisible man in the sky? Loving a 2000 year old dead guy? Long talks with the ceiling or floor in some instances..? OHHHHH.. I don't know.. Thu, 12 May 2011 08:00:03 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10706027 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10706015 I need glycerin oil for preserving something. I cant find it at walmart or home depot... Is there a large retailer that sells this?<br /><br />Stock up on suppositories .. OR get those little squirting suppositories.. Made of glycerin.. Are you sure you're not planning to get nitro too? Should we be calling HLS? Personally I don't care if you wanna blow up Wall Street so go for it! Thu, 12 May 2011 07:56:36 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10706015 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10683869 Can you name a wish of yours that you think would never be satisfied?<br /><br />Fantasy god to appear in the sky for all to see then admit it's all just one big fraud.. Surprise! I'm not real! Fri, 06 May 2011 17:45:13 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10683869 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10683859 Am I alone in my opinion that the idiot smile on the guy that does the ENZYTE commercial looks like someone is squeezing his TESTICLES?<br /><br />I think he looks like he just got out of prison after having been a long term prison bitch and someone get their broken off in there and it's stuck! Fri, 06 May 2011 17:42:13 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10683859 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10683849 I don't always go around smiling like an idiot but I do like to smile.How often do you share a smile w/someone?<br /><br />I'm assuming that you do smile like an idiot...sometimes.. Exactly how are you smiling the rest of the time? I don't share smiles. I just smile. Someone would have to use my face to share it and I don't generally share my face with others. If they want to look at my face then fine! But they... Fri, 06 May 2011 17:38:53 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10683849 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10683838 We see the same thing. Our minds process the information and we end up with radically different conclusions. How does the mind work?<br /><br />Well...Rosie.. Some people are just fucking stupid.. Just look at Fox News.. Need I say more? Fri, 06 May 2011 17:35:04 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10683838 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10683830 "Oh cool its bendable!", *SNAP* "never mind" - have you ever done this?<br /><br />My penis.. Oh never mind.. That's a bit to graphic.. ;) Fri, 06 May 2011 17:30:36 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10683830 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10683826 Given the choice would you rather live without music, television or books?<br /><br />TV is for fucking drone mindless idiots and a lot of music is too.. Books at least give me an option to think for myself without having some garbage duped at me. Fri, 06 May 2011 17:29:06 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10683826 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10683816 Would you rather embarrass yourself on TV or the internet?<br /><br />Few things embarrass me anymore. I've had all kinds of things happen so now I just don't much give a rats ass what anyone thinks so either one.. On the internet though I never use my real name for security reasons. It has nothing to do with getting embarrassed. TV is for suckers and I'm not... Fri, 06 May 2011 17:26:50 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10683816 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10682575 Peaceful protest/people willing to die for a cause. Violent protest/people willing to kill for a cause. Whom do you admire more?<br /><br />How about peaceful protesters who are given no choice but to become violent to survive? Fri, 06 May 2011 10:54:25 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10682575 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10682566 Short-term/long-term vision. Some see "now"...others see what's ahead. Focus on one tree or the entire forest. Where's your focus?<br /><br />Right now I'm trying to focus on the keyboard to type this.. I probably need new glasses.. Fri, 06 May 2011 10:52:50 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10682566 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10682560 Is trying to keep up with others ever a good idea? How can you focus on them to see where they are and focus on where you are going?<br /><br />Keep up or you'll grow up to be a BUM, my gym teacher in grade school said to me.. Turns out the bastard was right.. Oh well..fuck him and the horse he rode in on too.. Fri, 06 May 2011 10:51:19 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10682560