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Why don't insurance claims ever mention acts of Satan?
on May 6th, 2011 |
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Which came first..Miracles or Kraft Miracle Whip?
on April 22nd, 2011 |
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Newt Gingrich buddy John Hagee says SATAN worshipers r KILLING 100s & 1000s of babies!
on April 17th, 2011 |
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Where can I buy some tree of knowledge, good and evil seeds? I'm thinking of planting an orchard..
on April 16th, 2011 |
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| 1 person likes this
God is pro-life?
on April 15th, 2011 |
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| 1 person likes this
What's the most misleading ad you ever accidentally clicked on other than porn or some sort of virus/trojan?
on April 12th, 2011 |
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Has the world just gone off the cliff?
on April 12th, 2011 |
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My prayer request
on April 12th, 2011 |
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| 2 people like this
Miss Universe Contest: How much longer will we exclude space aliens?
on April 11th, 2011 |
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Have any of you nitwits stopped to think the ONLY way to stop the aging process is to die?
on February 12th, 2011 |
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Do you ever get the urge to tie a pretty blonde down to the railroad tracks? How about the local sawmill?
on February 12th, 2011 |
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Just wondering..who "ordained' the first boner? Musta been gawd..biggest rapist of em all! Eh?
on February 12th, 2011 |
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Would you back an amendment to the constitution that...
on February 12th, 2011 |
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Do you back the anti-government protesters of Egypt or back the murdering thug Mubarak and his henchmen?
on February 2nd, 2011 |
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Are you more or less sentimental than in the past?
on January 21st, 2011 |
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Is it just me or am I the only one who wants to see someone save a life then tell reporters to go F themselves?
on January 21st, 2011 |
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How can any sane person still buy the 911 official response?
on December 28th, 2010 |
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Still buy the official reason for the collapse of the twin towers?
on December 28th, 2010 |
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| 4 people like this
What do you think of your precious Sarah telling people to stand with our ally N Korea now?
on November 25th, 2010 |
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| 2 people like this
Like old movies?
on October 24th, 2010 |
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Did you drink the 911 koolaid?
on October 12th, 2010 |
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| 4 people like this
Do you believe you are owned by others?
on October 2nd, 2010 |
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How can 2nd hand smoke be worse?
on September 25th, 2010 |
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| 2 people like this
Do you REALLY buy into the idea of some boogie man, (god) is out there
on September 24th, 2010 |
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Do you look forward to death and getting off this crappy earth?
on June 20th, 2010 |
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If my cat needs leashed then shouln't the city have to leash all rats right way first to make sure THEY don't get out of control?
on June 20th, 2010 |
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Still believe your government is honest about 911?
on May 13th, 2010 |
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Should the US adopt parliamentary democracy and coalition government instead of the quagmire we now have?
on May 11th, 2010 |
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Like the UK? Liberal Democrats in bed with Conservatives..Could it happen in the US without involving hookers, lots of booze and pills?
on May 11th, 2010 |
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Have you ever known a cheating spouse to ACTUALLY change from being a liar to an honest loving person?
on May 11th, 2010 |
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Since Tea Baggers generally can't spell shouldn't we also assume they're REALLY the FLEA BAG PARTY instead?
on April 11th, 2010 |
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If the US "loves freedom" so much then why does the US have the highest incarceration rate in the history of the world?
on April 11th, 2010 |
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Life is short..Oh REALLY? What else have you ever done that took longer?
on April 7th, 2010 |
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Fellow heathens, will you support the secular coalition?
http://www.secular.org/issuepoll2010
on February 25th, 2010 |
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Do you want to run out and buy the crap in commercials or would you rather they all just throw themselves into a firey pit somewhere?
on February 23rd, 2010 |
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Exactly what does it mean to "fire your core" as mentioned in exercise equipment commercials? Have you ever "fired" YOUR core?
on February 23rd, 2010 |
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How do you spell slang term for nose, prevoscus?
on February 13th, 2010 |
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When you see a jet flying so high it leaves a vapor trail since you can't really identify THAT jet isn't it technically a UFO?
on February 9th, 2010 |
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What if alien invaders from space turn out to be 1000 times worse than any sci-fi writer ever dreamed up? Bad hair day?
on February 9th, 2010 |
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At what point do you realize that prayer is nothing more than talking to the floor?
on February 8th, 2010 |
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How can anyone declare war on an emotion? Terror.
See below.
on February 5th, 2010 |
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How long before "terrorists" or criminal gangs get drone technology or similar to use on population centers to start bombing cities?
on February 3rd, 2010 |
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Is anyone else just a bit sick of all the new "hero's" in the news over the past 20 years or so? Do any actually deserve it?
on January 23rd, 2010 |
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Do you sleep better now that Tiger Woods ins in sex therapy?
on January 23rd, 2010 |
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QUICK! Think of an arcane word or phrase that was once very popular, but is almost never used now then tell me how redundant my question is.
on January 23rd, 2010 |
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Do you tipple or are you a tippler? (don't look the word up...just answer)
on January 23rd, 2010 |
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So what are the odds that alien life forms would look humanoid and have blue skin and actually speak English? Oh, what? 50/50? Yeah, right!
on January 11th, 2010 |
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| 1 person likes this
Praying to _________ works. So you should pray to:
on January 2nd, 2010 |
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Are you sick of "Are you sick of..." questions?
on January 2nd, 2010 |
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Are you sick of "Are you sick of..." questions?
on January 2nd, 2010 |
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Are you sick of the "New Low Prices" that are 50 cents higher than last week?
on January 2nd, 2010 |
One answer
What is the most exciting thing ever on TV?
on December 31st, 2009 |
4 answers
Why can't American TV producers make drama's anyone can believe like the Brits do?
on December 31st, 2009 |
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Is anyone else sick of the BS commercials for selling your gold for "25% bonus"? ..also have any of you been suckered into that scam yet?
on December 31st, 2009 |
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Will you help boycott Valero Gasoline? The took $75 out of my mothers CC for a $5 gas purchase to keep for 5 days.
on December 30th, 2009 |
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Should election polls and hours be lengthened to a full 24 hours to allow all shift workers the chance to vote? I've worked through a few.
on December 29th, 2009 |
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If war was really about keeping the rich rich(er) would you be inclined to volunteer to die to keep a CEO in nice digs?
on December 29th, 2009 |
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If there could be an antichrist then how about the anti-boogieman? Make just as much sense and more useful for all practical purposes.
on December 29th, 2009 |
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Where did all these idiotic "catheter" commercials come from? I'm 50 and have known only 1 person who ever used one.
on December 29th, 2009 |
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Since you grew up to realize Santa Clause was really your parents shouldn't the gawd concept have similar results? God ain't real either?
on December 28th, 2009 |
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How will you cope when the US and Europe become the dumping grounds for cheap labor, pollution and child exploitation? Gonna suck huh?
on November 30th, 2009 |
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Would you allow someone elses kids starve to death so you're cell phone will keep working? Whose kids and their names please..
on November 30th, 2009 |
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Is it time to stop putting people in office who vote against the wants of their constituents and vote ONLY to get reelected through...
on November 30th, 2009 |
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| 4 people like this
Are you going into debt more this year (x-mess) for a bunch of ungrateful jerks who probably believe even less in the fake idea of x-mess...
on November 30th, 2009 |
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Would you feel more free if you moved away from family and never had to buy another xmess present? It's such a complete waste of...
on November 30th, 2009 |
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Would you buy a ticket to go watch Wall St BILLIONAIRES get beheaded 10 at a time? I damned sure would and offer to pull the ropes FREE!.
on November 26th, 2009 |
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| 2 people like this
Does anyone even believe half the crap on the news anymore? I think it's ALL fiction and there's just a single gummit now.....
on November 26th, 2009 |
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| 4 people like this
I think it's time to rope in the thieving, lying PEF's (private equity firms) to save our nations economy from corporate...
on November 16th, 2009 |
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Can you think of a better reason to be an atheist than the following video?
WARNING! GRAPHIC XTIAN VIOLENCE!
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on October 26th, 2009 |
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| 6 people like this
How can AB get away with all the "About" topics in the side bars that are so vague that they really explain nothing?...
on October 20th, 2009 |
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| 1 person likes this
Is anyone here a member of the Unification Church...aka the Moonies?
on October 19th, 2009 |
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| 1 person likes this
Do you remember when you first realized that the your world might end in nuclear war?
on September 30th, 2009 |
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Does anyone know if health insurance reform will include dental or will dental insurance remain the domain of the dirtball bastards forever?
on September 27th, 2009 |
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Since all us atheists and skeptics will "burn" in hell for eternity will you please pray that your god is imaginary to save...
on September 27th, 2009 |
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| 3 people like this
What should i charge for several 8 inch gold fish in perfect health? Any ideas?
on September 14th, 2009 |
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| 2 people like this
Should they bring back the good ol test patterns with the Indian head thing? How about selling back episodes on DVD?
on September 14th, 2009 |
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Is anyone getting tired of healthy living? Wouldn't a big fat burger, jar of whiskey and a cigarette sound good now?
on September 12th, 2009 |
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| 10 people like this
How do you feel about good ol Joe Wilson voting to fund health care for illegal immigrants?...
on September 12th, 2009 |
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| 3 people like this
Do you think people use the word "addiction" as a handy excuse for bad behavior like sex, chocolate, shopping, porn, TV, etc?
on September 12th, 2009 |
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| 1 person likes this
Has your minister ever taught you about Lorum Ipsum? It's soooo beautiful!
on September 9th, 2009 |
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Can anyone know "god" without memorizing all of Lorum Ipsum?
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit. Duis at...
on September 9th, 2009 |
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Which came first, tower of Babel babbling on or Noah's fairy tale of being the only boat that could float?
on September 4th, 2009 |
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| 1 person likes this
Are you ready for LOL Cat? Celing Cat!
Forget your god(s)..Ceiling cat is here and has da reel by-bull!
...
on September 3rd, 2009 |
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| 2 people like this
You have an old woman in horrid pain begging to "God" to die or a convicted criminal locked behind bars. Who gets to die...
on September 2nd, 2009 |
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| 9 people like this
Would you say slitting wrists to make a covenant a bit over the top? A congresswoman is asking for it now to defeat health care reform.
on September 2nd, 2009 |
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| 5 people like this
Should prayer begin with "abracadabra" since prayer is merely trying to summon up magic spells?
on September 1st, 2009 |
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What do you think of a group like COATs, etc for atheists? example Blahblah has a scarlet A as username..etc..
on August 19th, 2009 |
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Doncha love the extra free crap when stuff on TV always says, '...and we'll include some dollar store crap, a $10 gazillion...
on August 18th, 2009 |
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Do you think insurance will matter once all the bees are dead and it cost $50 for a single apple or orange?
on August 18th, 2009 |
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| 4 people like this
If you're against health care reform have you even heard of Wendell Potter? He wrote your trash ideas and is now against them. Take...
on August 17th, 2009 |
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If private insurers can't compete with government or public option then what is this saying about how great private insurers are...
on August 17th, 2009 |
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I say we dig up every road, knock down all dams and just become anarchist so we don't have "socialized...
on August 16th, 2009 |
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| 3 people like this
Sedition: 1. The raising of commotion in a state, not amounting to insurrection; conduct tending to treason, but without an overt act;...
on August 16th, 2009 |
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If heaven is so great then why not engage in a little reckless self endangerment?
See img in answer...if it shows.. ;)
on August 15th, 2009 |
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If it weren't for your belief in Satan would you still belief in god? No reason then. Without evil there is no point to believing in...
on August 15th, 2009 |
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| 2 people like this
If there really is a hell with "Satan" holding court can you imagine all the holy roller suckups and Satanic ass kissers?
on August 14th, 2009 |
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| 4 people like this
Have you heard of charcoal burning as a method of committing suicide?
http://www.bmj.com/cgi/content/full/330/7491/602-b
...
on August 12th, 2009 |
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Are you ready for the newest Xtian marketing ploy? Jesus Porn! Yes, watch in vivid color as the Holy one penetrates sister whatserfacial!...
on August 11th, 2009 |
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Religions are against "magic" yet claim the entire earth and all life on it was created in a week without magic.. Can someone...
on August 11th, 2009 |
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| 9 people like this
So..to those who buy the end of days crap on 12-21-2012 what are you going to do when absolutely nothing happens except the news? Run?...
on August 8th, 2009 |
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| 3 people like this
Have you ever intentionally given someone the wrong directions to get somewhere only half a block away?
on August 1st, 2009 |
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| 8 people like this
Have you ever asked for directions only to see the same person who gave them to you asking for directions a few miles down the road?
on August 1st, 2009 |
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| 3 people like this
Do you think ALL speculation should require a "source" like it seems the requisite anymore? "I think I might have to go to...
on August 1st, 2009 |
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If "end times" is REALLY coming then please tell us all why you Xtians who buy that nonsense still hang on to every nickel and...
on July 31st, 2009 |
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| 2 people like this
To Xtians: I'm an atheist. if I saved your life how would you account for your god then? Who would get credit? me or god? I have...
on July 30th, 2009 |
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| 8 people like this
With possibly thousands of ordained ministers and clergy locked up for everything from rape of children to bribery and fraud doesn't...
on July 30th, 2009 |
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Looking for bird identification..can you ID this one?
http://athezone.co.cc/bird1.jpg
and the eggs, http://athezone.co.cc/nest1.jpg
on July 28th, 2009 |
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Brainstorming time.. How can we bankrupt the churches? I like turning in everything they do to raise funds to the IRS no matter how...
on July 25th, 2009 |
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| 14 people like this
Is it me or do the words christianity and christ-insanity just go together just a little to well? Coincidence? I think not.
on July 21st, 2009 |
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Have you ever known anyone who claimed to be related to the Hatfields and McCoys? I grew up with a bunch who claimed it.
on July 21st, 2009 |
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| 2 people like this
Can you think of colors nobody is ever named after? Orange is one. I did know a Green..lots of them..
on July 20th, 2009 |
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| 3 people like this
YEY! I finally got medical coverage. It ain't the best, but it's some coverage! Should i celebrate or just keep my appointments...
on July 16th, 2009 |
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| 6 people like this
Other than little hexes do you see a picture or face in the following image? http://athezone.co.cc/hexshot.png How would you describe it?
on July 16th, 2009 |
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| 4 people like this
How on earth could anyone ignore my dough cam question? You would think it was a non-issue or something. I'm aghast! Just in case...
on July 11th, 2009 |
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| 2 people like this
Dough cam! Watch pizza dough rise LIVE right before your eyes! Can life get any more exciting that that?...
on July 11th, 2009 |
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| 4 people like this
Since so many people go Xmas present crazy around "that time of year" can't we stop calling them Christian and rename them...
on July 11th, 2009 |
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| 3 people like this
So what's the difference between genies and "demonic possession"? Aren't they both just handy excuses for the...
on July 11th, 2009 |
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| 5 people like this
I'm losing the use of my legs from an unknown disease. Do you take your legs for granted sometimes?
on July 10th, 2009 |
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| 3 people like this
Amazing..in a few short years there will be an entire generation of kids saying Micheal who? Don't you wish you could be one of them,?
on July 7th, 2009 |
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| 4 people like this
Did you ever get suckered into playing 52 pickup as a kid?
on July 7th, 2009 |
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| 5 people like this
Do you remember when the plain plug in calculator that only did the basics was a BIG deal?
on July 7th, 2009 |
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| 2 people like this
Are you pleased that secular Americans are once again getting a seat at the table in national affairs?
on July 7th, 2009 |
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Why do some christians find it so tough to believe I don't really hate them? I just strongly disagree. That's hate? I...
on July 6th, 2009 |
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| 9 people like this
Is there someone in your life who acts as if every error you ever make is an evil thought out plot from the bowels of hell?
on July 6th, 2009 |
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| 7 people like this
God spoke to me and told me he's not real. What do you make of that?
on July 5th, 2009 |
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| 12 people like this
Have you kissed hanks ass yet for your million dollars? Here are clear directions. http://www.jhuger.com/kisshank
on July 5th, 2009 |
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| 3 people like this
Wanna view money from almost any country? This is cool in a nerdy sorta way.. .http://www.leagueofnations.net/index.php
on July 5th, 2009 |
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| 1 person likes this
Do you think it unpatriotic to fence of a huge area then charge admission to watch fireworks? They do it here. ..bastards.
on July 4th, 2009 |
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| 5 people like this
Do you think the human soul is really just our thoughts and their effect on our bodies instead of a distinct separate entity?
on July 4th, 2009 |
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| 1 person likes this
Will you ever get so lucky to forget all the words to The Brady Bunch?
on July 4th, 2009 |
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| 5 people like this
What's the longest you ever held in a fart to either not be embarrassed or thinking you maybe had diarrhea?
on July 3rd, 2009 |
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| 4 people like this
Those 40-50 are you impressed by younger people today in ways your/our generation seemed to take for granted?
on July 3rd, 2009 |
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| 9 people like this
If you buy the virgin birth story then by evidence it must have been unconsensual sex and follow the evidence. God raped the poor girl....
on July 2nd, 2009 |
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| 1 person likes this
Can you think of one possible reason to oppose health care reform? I can't. I can think of parts to oppose, but not reform..
on June 30th, 2009 |
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| 4 people like this
If you see a guy standing on the street yelling to nobody most people think he's nuts, but if that nobody happens to be...
on June 30th, 2009 |
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| 3 people like this
89 gmc pickup brk light stuck on. I used to be able to pull brk peddle up, but now it's stuck on..any ideas?
on June 29th, 2009 |
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| 3 people like this
Do you think "heaven" is just Xmas presents from Santa Clause for grownups?
on June 29th, 2009 |
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| 5 people like this
If god is real, which I highly doubt then why are all the dumbasses in charge of representing him?
on June 28th, 2009 |
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| 7 people like this
Has an atheist ever knocked at your door during dinner then asked to pass out literature about there being no god? I kind of have a hunch...
on June 28th, 2009 |
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| 8 people like this
Did you like Jerry Falwell? Here's one of his idiotic quotes: "Good Christians, like slaves and soldiers, ask no...
on June 27th, 2009 |
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| 9 people like this
Atheism is NOT a religion so why is it in the religion section or is there some nitwit working for AB?
on June 27th, 2009 |
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Atheists, since the holy rollers out here want to DR us to hell should it be fair to DR them to non-existence?
on June 27th, 2009 |
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| 17 people like this
If your church is going to campaign for certain candidates for public office give one legit reason they should NOT pay their share of...
on June 27th, 2009 |
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| 1 person likes this
Have you been waiting for an invention so you never have to carry your own towel with your hands? Your wait is finally over! Yipp....ee
...
on June 26th, 2009 |
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| 1 person likes this
Don't ya just hate it when you can't turn your own ice cream cone? Someone invented a solution to that drudgery...
...
on June 26th, 2009 |
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| 2 people like this
Someone patented your tongue for licking stamps.. Isn't that a damned good reason to buy peel and stick stamps?
...
on June 26th, 2009 |
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Have you paid your "swing" royalties yet? Patent number 6368227, Method for swinging on a swing. Better send the kids out with...
on June 26th, 2009 |
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| 1 person likes this
Just how much work can someone do to be lazy? A light bulb changing machine for the home?
http://www.freepatentsonline.com/6826983.html
on June 26th, 2009 |
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Keep all religion out of government until a "real" god can be produced that is clearly and utterly unmistakable to all humans?
on June 26th, 2009 |
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| 15 people like this
Should US companies be allowed by law here to cooperate with regimes who censor the internet in ways that are clearly illegal here? more...
on June 25th, 2009 |
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Is it so bad to look forward to death? I've had a very hard life and this one hasn't been super enjoyable so why is looking...
on June 24th, 2009 |
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| 5 people like this
Do you believe religion is actually science or belongs in the social 'science' section?
on June 24th, 2009 |
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| 3 people like this
In 1970 Doc Ellis, pitcher for the Pirates threw a no hitter against the Padres while under the influence of LSD.. Is this saying...
on June 24th, 2009 |
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I don't believe in god or gods so theists seem to think atheists are attacking them. What about the attack on atheists for the past...
on June 24th, 2009 |
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| 8 people like this
I just saw a woman on TV who lost a lot of weight say "food was my drug of choice." Food is a drug now?
on June 22nd, 2009 |
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If money makes people happy then why do Nigerians usually end up as the worlds most content and avg less than $300 a year?
on June 21st, 2009 |
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| 2 people like this
Science has found the bones of dinosaurs which lives MANY years before any humans, but not the bones of the "Giants" who lived...
on June 21st, 2009 |
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| 1 person likes this
If you really believe the bible then you also obviously believe the earth rests on pillars, is flat and the sun revolves around the...
on June 20th, 2009 |
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| 5 people like this
Has anyone out there tried PCBSD? I've been trying to burn PCBSD7.1-x86-CD1.iso and it keeps screwing up..probably a bad download,...
on June 20th, 2009 |
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How long do you give the Iranian theocracy to pull out the big guns and start slaughtering all opposition to the dictator?
on June 18th, 2009 |
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| 2 people like this
Why on earth do people STILL run winblows when Linux is so much better and FREE? Are they just to afraid to attempt the installation? or...
on June 15th, 2009 |
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| 7 people like this
Who says dumpster diving doesn't pay? I found a VERY nice 17" flat screen monitor today! Works like a champ!
on June 15th, 2009 |
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| 5 people like this
What do ya do when the dog wants every bite of your ice cream? Give it to them or share half or give em none? I share. ;)
on June 14th, 2009 |
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| 2 people like this
Do you have someone who prattles on endlessly about the same nonsense to the point you feel like belting it out of them?
on June 14th, 2009 |
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| 5 people like this
Have you wondered how many of the do-gooder biker groups are mere fronts for gangs like the Hells Angels, etc? Cheasy PR ploys to make...
on June 12th, 2009 |
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| 1 person likes this
Mankind stopped tossing young virgin girls into volcanoes, but whose to say that practice was wrong? Maybe the GODS want appeasement and...
on June 11th, 2009 |
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| 11 people like this
Is anyone else mosquito bait tonight?
on June 11th, 2009 |
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| 2 people like this
OK electricians out there I'm making a jumper to test out a dryer because the plug is buried behind a mountain of crap. Should just...
on June 9th, 2009 |
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| 1 person likes this
Not that I buy ID (Untelijunt dezine) for one second, but assuming it's true did the "deziner" just run out of erasers and...
on June 8th, 2009 |
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| 2 people like this
Ever notice at the end of the TV show Dragnet when they're telling the results of the trial in dept 184 the people always look like:...
on June 7th, 2009 |
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| 1 person likes this
It's 9:30 pm and a bee just landed on my desk and wouldn't move.. What the heck was that about?
on June 7th, 2009 |
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| 3 people like this
I'm going to be homeless in the next day or two. Any suggestions? I don't need to hear get a job. This I already know.
on June 6th, 2009 |
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| 3 people like this
Aside from being out of coffee altogether is there anything worse than instant coffee on an early Saturday morning?
on June 6th, 2009 |
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| 8 people like this
If your government were extremely brutal and put down any descent, but allowed you to get rich in exchange for your silence how would you...
on June 4th, 2009 |
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| 4 people like this
How do I change the title or index page of a wiki? Right now it's stuck on "Front page" (not the MS crap) and i only want...
on June 3rd, 2009 |
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| 1 person likes this
This is surely a silly Q, but how does one change the name or title of the "front page" on a phpwiki? I've done this...
on June 3rd, 2009 |
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If this bible god was so perfect, knows all, sees all then why was/is his/her/its timing so shitty? Jesus died on the cross before...
on June 2nd, 2009 |
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HA! The right will have us believe the founders of the US were Christian even though all of it has been proven false. That aside read...
on June 1st, 2009 |
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| 2 people like this
If jealousy is such an undesirable trait then why would anyone want to pray to a "jealous" God? The big 10 says it: Deut 5:9...
on June 1st, 2009 |
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| 7 people like this
It's pledge week on PBS. Will you join me in not giving them a plug nickel until they stop boring the life out of everyone for two...
on June 1st, 2009 |
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| 1 person likes this
Is anyone actually buying the crap they try to sell on night time infomercials? Do you? What kind of life do you lead if you do? Does...
on June 1st, 2009 |
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| 1 person likes this
Have you ever wanted to play a carillion?
on May 31st, 2009 |
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| 1 person likes this
Have you noticed commercially produced wine tastes more like sour, bitter fruit than sweet fruit? What happened to take it from a sweet,...
on May 30th, 2009 |
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| 2 people like this
Where did my keys vanish off to? i had them this morning and now...poof!
on May 30th, 2009 |
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| 1 person likes this
Be honest..the first time you smoked marijuana how many times did you run around murdering people with the old family heirloom ax? And...
on May 29th, 2009 |
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| 2 people like this
What is your favorite frozen treat excluding human body parts?
on May 29th, 2009 |
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| 2 people like this
Do you think Thurston and Lovey Howell would have been great parents? Leave a gazillion bucks and get lost on a deserted island? How...
on May 29th, 2009 |
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Do you know an elderly person who most people think is ugly, but were beautiful or very hansom as a young person? Are they still...
on May 27th, 2009 |
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| 1 person likes this
Are you so skinny it hurts to sit down sometimes?
on May 27th, 2009 |
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| 1 person likes this
Am I the only one who knocks over the dogs food dish on a regular basis then have to pick it all up? Argggggh!
on May 27th, 2009 |
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| 5 people like this
If your church said it was time to declare a holy war on everyone else, shut down schools except religion classes for kids, behead...
on May 26th, 2009 |
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| 9 people like this
Ever have one of those days when everyone you meet seems to have something to whine or bitch about? I've tried to be in a good mood,...
on May 25th, 2009 |
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| 1 person likes this
In reference to http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6600997 and the NZ couple who took the money and ran..(diff issues) Do you hope they get...
on May 25th, 2009 |
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| 1 person likes this
I'm not saying this is reality, but would you put it past corporations to intentionally deplete the earth of freely breathable...
on May 23rd, 2009 |
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| 6 people like this
So when everyone has electric cars what are they going to do about the extension cords running everywhere? Is there an infrastructure...
on May 23rd, 2009 |
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If you knew that the bible was a fraud and based on old pagan texts could you still enjoy this life knowing it's the only one...
on May 22nd, 2009 |
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| 4 people like this
So when everyone has electric cars what are they going to do about the extension cords running everywhere? To charge a car you'll...
on May 21st, 2009 |
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| 2 people like this
Has anyone ever been arrest for conspiracy to rip the tag off a mattress or pillow? How about conspiracy to..you know..jay walk?...
on May 20th, 2009 |
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| 2 people like this
Do you know whose hands are in the short clip where the guy slams the hammer on the chisel to make the Mark IV thing at the end of...
on May 20th, 2009 |
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| 1 person likes this
Did you know you can use almost any Linux operating system without having to get rid of your current one? Just download the...
on May 17th, 2009 |
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Are you still using that crappy windows operating system or have you given up on that over sold dead horse for Linux yet?
on May 17th, 2009 |
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| 1 person likes this
I got real dizzy and it's continuing, but started seeing areas of bright light where no light actually is. Any ideas what might...
on May 16th, 2009 |
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| 2 people like this
If you got paid hundreds of thousands of dollars would you become a TV preacher even if you didn't believe a word of it yourself?
on May 16th, 2009 |
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Do you think TV preachers actually believe that foolishness or are they in it purely for the $$? I already know, but just wondering what...
on May 16th, 2009 |
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| 1 person likes this
Have you ever seen a "reality TV" program that actually had any resemblance to reality?
on May 14th, 2009 |
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| 1 person likes this
Do you ever have mystery noises shock you awake when your on the edge of sleep only to remain awake for hours on end and you never hear...
on May 14th, 2009 |
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| 2 people like this
If you wear a watch, do you ever get ants or other small insects under it to have them drive you nuts trying to find them? I'm...
on May 14th, 2009 |
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| 2 people like this
I had an English professor in college who said all words and sounds have a proper spelling. So I asked how to spell the fart noise. How...
on May 14th, 2009 |
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If you woke up tomorrow morning to learn you were suddenly King of Earth what would be your first official silly ruling? (humor only...
on May 14th, 2009 |
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With our current rates of development, building houses, factories, roads etc, how much longer do you think we can keep this up until...
on May 13th, 2009 |
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Anyone wanna buy my used washing machine? You pick it up, pay $65 and it's yours!...
on May 13th, 2009 |
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Most great books and movies are about lonely people. How has loneliness served you over the years if you're aware of it at all?
on May 13th, 2009 |
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| 1 person likes this
The west (mostly US) treats the opium trade in Afghanistan as a law enforcement issue and not part of the funding of the Taliban and...
on May 11th, 2009 |
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| 6 people like this
I set up a chat at http://aber.byethost10.com/asite//chat.html if anyone cares to use it. Free to use with no strings. just behave?
on May 11th, 2009 |
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| 1 person likes this
If you were ever suicidal and pulled yourself out of the depths of despair can you say what it was that brought you out of it? Was it...
on May 11th, 2009 |
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| 4 people like this
Is it just me or does it seem like AB causes insomnia? It has to be me. I sit here staring at my question trying to decide if i wrote...
on May 11th, 2009 |
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| 2 people like this
To you right wing church goers that love to say Democrats are drinking the koolaid tell me why churches don't serve up wine on...
on May 11th, 2009 |
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| 4 people like this
Have you ever snitched or told the truth knowing you would pay the price? This is in reference to the question:...
on May 10th, 2009 |
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| 6 people like this
Is there a way to put your home computer online using broadband without having the phone line hooked up or do you have to have home phone...
on May 8th, 2009 |
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| 1 person likes this
Feel like chatting? I set one up for those who want to..it's a cheapo, but better than nothing. Anyway..feel like killing even MORE...
on May 6th, 2009 |
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| 3 people like this
If you weren't adopted did you think you were when you were growing up? My dad told me if I wasn't his he wouldn't let me...
on May 4th, 2009 |
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| 2 people like this
Will you dig the Wolfman till the day you die?
on May 3rd, 2009 |
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| 2 people like this
Are you SOOOO concerned with environment issues you would have your cremated ashes turned into a concrete reef ball? I care, but...
on May 3rd, 2009 |
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| 4 people like this
Why don't they bury people completely naked? You come in life that way so what's the point to being dressed when you leave?
on May 3rd, 2009 |
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| 3 people like this
So far has life been better or worse than you initially expected as a child?
on May 3rd, 2009 |
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| 3 people like this
Do you believe swine flu will prove to be a red herring or will it go on to kill many more?
on May 3rd, 2009 |
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| 4 people like this
Is debating religion vs atheism sort of like debating who will win: Buck Rogers or Chuck Norris? It's all hypothetical and the rules...
on May 2nd, 2009 |
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| 2 people like this
I saw an interview where some woman said atheists are that way because of the downgrading of values rather than real reflection on values...
on May 2nd, 2009 |
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If you're an atheist is it because of your true convictions or is it more based on revolt against the nonsense of the past 20-30...
on May 1st, 2009 |
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| 1 person likes this
If we do manage to travel to and colonize other planets just how long do you think it would take humans to ruin them as well as earth?
on May 1st, 2009 |
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Do you believe life as we know it today, as in the ability to freely breath air, drink water, etc., will exist on earth in another 200...
on May 1st, 2009 |
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| 1 person likes this
In a "gated" community who pays to maintain the streets since the public isn't allowed to access those streets? Taxes or...
on May 1st, 2009 |
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| 1 person likes this
Do you find a sense of solidarity in AB and if so what sense is that for? Such as a cause or reason..
on May 1st, 2009 |
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Do you obsess about the appearance of being young even though you WILL age and eventually die?
on May 1st, 2009 |
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Has your foot ever fallen asleep when it's completely numb then you stand up and fall flat on your face? i just did that a short...
on May 1st, 2009 |
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| 3 people like this
When you were a kid and didn't understand a certain subject did you ever get branded as just being lazy?
on May 1st, 2009 |
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Is anyone else getting chewed up by mosquitoes this spring? They're getting bad here now with all this rain. :p
on May 1st, 2009 |
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| 2 people like this
You see people with Chinese characters tattooed on them..ever wonder if they really translate into something like: Stupid ass or...
on April 30th, 2009 |
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| 2 people like this
The city where i live is digging up median strips for sprinklers to apparently water the streets. Will you have a family get away on a...
on April 30th, 2009 |
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| 3 people like this
Shall we return to the old method of electing politicians by choosing them on basis of "down home charm" or shall we chose them...
on April 30th, 2009 |
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Does traffic sometimes just come out of nowhere for you? It does for me especially when i want to cross a street.It will be perfectly...
on April 29th, 2009 |
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| 1 person likes this
Do you think the demise of the newspaper industry is merely a symptom of the growth of the internet and the cost of paper or is there...
on April 28th, 2009 |
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| 12 people like this
"Reality TV" is about as close to reality as__________is to _______?
on April 28th, 2009 |
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| 2 people like this
What's the point to people wanting to live so much longer when nobody wants to get old?
on April 27th, 2009 |
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| 4 people like this
If we tore down all of our freeways in cities traffic would be forced to use surface streets thus disbursing all the congestion...
on April 26th, 2009 |
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| 2 people like this
Has society gone child protection insane? A woman was arrested locally because she made her 13 yr old kids get out of the car for...
on April 25th, 2009 |
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| 10 people like this
A rocket stove is an extremely efficient device for burning biomass for cooking and/or heating, but can be built for pennies less the...
on April 24th, 2009 |
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| 2 people like this
When you watch a plane or jet fly by do you ever wave and wonder if the people in the plane are waving back or if they can even see you?
on April 24th, 2009 |
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| 5 people like this
Have you ever used a rocket stove or do you even know what a rocket stove is? just in case.. http://www.rocketstove.org/
on April 24th, 2009 |
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| 1 person likes this
Is it possible there is a conspiracy to ruin our atmosphere in order to make it mandatory that every man, woman and child on earth will...
on April 24th, 2009 |
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| 2 people like this
People and companies are entitled to profit and nobody begrudges profit, but at what point does profit become plain old greed and gouging...
on April 24th, 2009 |
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What is it with some women who think having breasts the size of volkswagons is attractive? What is it with some guys for that matter who...
on April 23rd, 2009 |
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| 2 people like this
Many of us are completely denied health care so why shouldn't we also demand payment before calling 911 when we witness a bad car...
on April 22nd, 2009 |
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I'm seriously thinking of ending my life. I'm in constant pain and all the so called charity places that "could help want...
on April 21st, 2009 |
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| 12 people like this
What freakin moron brain dead a$$wipe decided dental care doesn't belong with general health care? Since when are teeth NOT part of...
on April 20th, 2009 |
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| 9 people like this
Is the sham of health care or complete lack of it in the US justification to despise what this country stands for? Sure as hell feels...
on April 20th, 2009 |
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| 4 people like this
Will humans wipe life off the entire planet or just us along with a huge percentage of others just in time for microorganisms to take...
on April 19th, 2009 |
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| 1 person likes this
Have you ever played the game "Filler in java" and if so are there any decent updates since 2001 to it?
on April 19th, 2009 |
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When was the last time you used an actual phone booth with real doors, a light and a seat in it?
on April 17th, 2009 |
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I'm goin to bed early as in right now..anyone else turning in early?
on April 17th, 2009 |
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| 5 people like this
Anyone else getting DRed for every other answer now? Troll Friday perhaps?
on April 17th, 2009 |
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Gee, if I get dumb enough to sail in Somali waters and get hijacked then saved by the Navy, can I get a hero's welcome and a parade too?
on April 16th, 2009 |
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| 4 people like this
What possible motivation could anyone have for jumping into a polar bear pen during feeding time other than a death wish?
on April 16th, 2009 |
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| 2 people like this
Have you ever pulled one of your own teeth out as an adult?
on April 15th, 2009 |
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| 9 people like this
Have you ever gotten your dogs fleas? Not all of them..just enough to be annoying.
on April 15th, 2009 |
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Have you ever shot a rat?
on April 15th, 2009 |
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| 2 people like this
Is your can opener electric, battery operated, hand crank, a knife or the popeye method and just squeeze till it pops open and up in the...
on April 15th, 2009 |
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| 2 people like this
Did you know the vast majority of washing machine repairs can be done at home for less than $20?
on April 15th, 2009 |
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| 3 people like this
Does anyone else get those 404 pages only after typing a good, long answer, but never when you just type a word or two? What the...?
on April 15th, 2009 |
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| 2 people like this
Should toilet paper be held to truth in advertising instead of trying to convince us it's only for use on babies skins?
on April 15th, 2009 |
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Do you buy toilet paper for comfort or thrift? Such as the fluffy kind vs the 1000 sheets per roll notebook paper kind.. ;)
on April 15th, 2009 |
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| 3 people like this
Spring has sprung, th grass is risen and here's my first rose of the season. ;) Whaddaya think?
In the answer further down. ;)
on April 15th, 2009 |
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| 2 people like this
If the Taliban takes over Pakistan do you think the rest of the world will just rub it off the planet? Pakistan has nuclear weapons....
on April 14th, 2009 |
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| 2 people like this
Are there really enough houses already built for every man, woman and child to live in or do we just keep building out of greed for...
on April 14th, 2009 |
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| 2 people like this
There used to be an online game, Damned if you do, damned if you don't written in HTML. It's kind of old and was around a long...
on April 14th, 2009 |
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If you could solve one mystery for all of humanity what would that mystery be? Mine would be what happens after death...God/No God......
on April 12th, 2009 |
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Have you ever gotten food stuck between teeth you later dislodge but never can figure out just what the heck it was?
on April 12th, 2009 |
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Does it anger or even just piss you off to no end that corporations keep making packaging smaller and smaller yet charging more and more...
on April 12th, 2009 |
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Is there a food you REALLY wanted as a kid, but never got then grew up only to learn it's really crap and always was?
on April 12th, 2009 |
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| 5 people like this
Have you ever eaten a "TV dinner" that even remotely resembles the picture on the package?
on April 12th, 2009 |
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| 4 people like this
In the brand "Banquet" chicken (TV dinner style), are those real chickens, pigeons or just rat meat? I've never seen a...
on April 12th, 2009 |
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Recently I asked a medical question and was told to pray to God so I commented I prefer science and got DRed for that. What's wrong...
on April 12th, 2009 |
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| 1 person likes this
What could cause my legs to lose over half their mass and strength over a ten yr period, but my upper body remain strong?
on April 11th, 2009 |
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| 1 person likes this
Id someone sicked their dog on you for just standing in a public open area because they didn't like you would you kill the dog if it...
on April 11th, 2009 |
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| 5 people like this
Is there an appliance repair forum anywhere where they don't charge fee$$ or play silly games to register such as asking impossible...
on April 11th, 2009 |
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Does it seem odd occasionally knowing the year 2000 is already almost 10 years past? Less than 8 months to go. I don't know about...
on April 11th, 2009 |
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| 3 people like this
Is there an legitimate function for underwear? If so I've never figured it out.
on April 10th, 2009 |
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| 6 people like this
Who are the real nut jobs? Conspiracy theorist or those who want us to believe conspiracy theorists are nut jobs?
on April 10th, 2009 |
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| 5 people like this
With the exception of this question do you ever just scratch your head and wonder who is writing some of these stupid questions? (my...
on April 9th, 2009 |
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| 3 people like this
Have you ever been preached to about religion or lack of to the point you think about becoming violent?
on April 9th, 2009 |
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| 7 people like this
Do you believe the nonsense about the boogieman you can sell your soul to for riches?
I can't even find a price tag on me.
on April 9th, 2009 |
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| 2 people like this
Has anyone heard this nonsense of recycled "post it notes"? I'm willing to bet they have produced several warehouses of...
on April 9th, 2009 |
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Do you live under the delusion that age is only a number and you only get old if you want to or do you realize the aging process is very...
on April 8th, 2009 |
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| 6 people like this
Other than eating ice cream and getting a frozen headache what else will you find pleasurable to do even though it's very painful? ;)
on April 7th, 2009 |
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| 2 people like this
I was given a matching washer and dryer (Kenmore) about 10 yrs old in good shape to sell. What price you think I should I ask? Don't...
on April 7th, 2009 |
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| 4 people like this
On the old TV show Bonanza why weren't their hired hands ever there in a crisis? Was it the actors union didn't want them...
on April 7th, 2009 |
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How is this for the best answer of all time? "I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question....
on April 6th, 2009 |
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| 2 people like this
What would you consider to be the worst in human beings? Or what people are the absolute worse people on the planet?
on April 5th, 2009 |
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| 7 people like this
Some of my thoughts on being a dad.. http://www.gomestic.com/Family/Fatherhood-Why-Some-Guys-Never-Earn-the-Title-of-Daddy.304185
What...
on April 4th, 2009 |
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| 3 people like this
If you smoke cigarettes how can you afford to pay upwards of $10 per pack or more? I roll my own and a small package of Bugler is now $4...
on April 4th, 2009 |
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| 3 people like this
I'm getting just ever so annoyed by getting the 404 page whenever I answer questions.. Please tell me I'm not alone in this...
on April 4th, 2009 |
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| 3 people like this
With bee colonies dying off around the globe faster than any time in recorded history how much longer until the human race follows suit?...
on April 4th, 2009 |
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| 6 people like this
Is it just me or do some of the "Cancer center of America" commercials on TV almost make you want to get cancer? They make it...
on April 3rd, 2009 |
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| 6 people like this
Do you or would you go dumpster diving? It's my favorite past time! ;)
on April 3rd, 2009 |
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| 7 people like this
Have you ever seen the program called "Sit and be Fit"? It's for older folks who have problems standing mostly, but also...
on April 3rd, 2009 |
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| 3 people like this
I bought some generic oatmeal yesterday because Quaker cost 3X's the price. What? They trying to sell the whole damned hat too?
on April 2nd, 2009 |
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| 1 person likes this
Given your rathers would you rather live well into your 90s with all the aches and pains or would you rather just expire before the...
on April 1st, 2009 |
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| 5 people like this
So you think the US was founded on Christian values, huh? explain this:"I have recently been examining al the known superstitions of...
on March 31st, 2009 |
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| 7 people like this
What do you think about the four jailers? Interesting writings from raft builder extraordinaries, www.FloatingNeutrinos.com. Link to the...
on March 30th, 2009 |
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| 3 people like this
How can these ads claim to CURE wrinkles? That would imply they're never coming back and we KNOW they will unless they are...
on March 29th, 2009 |
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| 2 people like this
Economics hasn't really changed much in the past 2000 years.. why haven't they gotten it right yet?
on March 29th, 2009 |
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| 3 people like this
Would a metric clock make sense? 10 hours, 100 minutes, 100 seconds..Same amount of time, just reorganize the clock face.. I've...
on March 28th, 2009 |
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| 2 people like this
Have you drank something old then half way though notice a "lumpy" object (like a bug etc) go down?
on March 28th, 2009 |
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Something I heard on the radidio this morning...Should our economies be based on thrift rather than theft?
on March 28th, 2009 |
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| 1 person likes this
Why does the "before" picture of the lady in the ad for looking 15 yrs younger look better than the "after" picture?...
on March 27th, 2009 |
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| 2 people like this
Why can't I trick my dog into thinking all the food is gone? Even the very last cookie crumb keeps her waiting for it. ;)
on March 27th, 2009 |
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| 1 person likes this
What does the number 714 mean to you? Let's see who has a good memory ;)
on March 27th, 2009 |
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| 10 people like this
Why hasn't anyone invented a remote remote for when you leave the remote on the other side of the room?
on March 26th, 2009 |
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| 1 person likes this
Health care will be the single largest expenditure of the US government soon completely bankrupting our nation so why pay insurance...
on March 24th, 2009 |
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Taxes will HAVE to be raised to pay for Medicaid/Medicare. Are you prepared to pay out taxes or not keeping in mind if you don't...
on March 24th, 2009 |
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Taxes...They will HAVE to be raised to pay for Medicaid/Medicare. Are you prepared to pay out taxes or not keeping in mind if you...
on March 24th, 2009 |
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Taxes will HAVE to be raised to pay for Medicaid/Medicare. Are you prepared to pay out taxes or not keeping in mind if you don't...
on March 24th, 2009 |
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| 1 person likes this
If I set up a answer site would you visit when AB grinds down to a crawl?
on March 23rd, 2009 |
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| 1 person likes this
I haven't brushed my hair for over a week. Cut it off, let it go or take the pain of brushing it out? I found my brush finally. ;)
on March 22nd, 2009 |
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| 2 people like this
I'm getting VERY sharp, but quick pains in my chest just under my left nipple...any ideas? (serious please..I'm 50 and smoke to...
on March 20th, 2009 |
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| 5 people like this
If Johnny Finnegan jumped off the Empire State Building I suppose you would to?
on March 20th, 2009 |
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| 1 person likes this
SHAZZAM! or GOLLLY!?
on March 20th, 2009 |
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| 4 people like this
Do you believe the following: Gettin old ain't for sissies.?
on March 20th, 2009 |
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| 4 people like this
You HAVE to get poked in the eye with a sharp stick.. Which eye?
on March 20th, 2009 |
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| 5 people like this
I see death a little differently than most. I think we were intended to get eaten just like gazelles do by lions or salmon by bear or...
on March 19th, 2009 |
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| 2 people like this
Did you ever think you would live as long as you have? In my 20's I never thought I would see 30 then 40 and 50 is right around the...
on March 19th, 2009 |
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| 3 people like this
What could make a hangover last 2 days drinking just 7 beers? Being sober a 6-7 years beforehand perhaps?
on March 18th, 2009 |
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| 1 person likes this
I'm gonna go put my head on my pillow to see if I have sprung any new leaks in my eyelids. Anyone who wishes to say good night?...To...
on March 17th, 2009 |
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| 4 people like this
Can we all agree American beer is basically piss in a bottle or can?
on March 17th, 2009 |
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| 7 people like this
Can we beat up the people who hit the - button for no good reason? Those loathsome swine..dern em!
on March 17th, 2009 |
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I can't believe I'm hammered on a 6 pack of beer after downing whiskey all week and not feeling any of it. Can you?
on March 17th, 2009 |
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| 1 person likes this
OK, folks..I'm gonna have a hangover tomorrow and in fact the first one in SIX STEENKIN YEARS! Who's going to rescue me?...
on March 17th, 2009 |
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| 1 person likes this
What am I gonna do with all this damned air man? This crap is everywhere!
on March 16th, 2009 |
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| 1 person likes this
Are we just making this crap up as we go along?
on March 16th, 2009 |
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| 4 people like this
Who wants a warm Stella Artois, Belgium beer? I found a case of it in a dumpster last week.
on March 16th, 2009 |
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Do you just run down the questions on one page or pick and choose questions here and there hither hather like a wild bangee to answer?
on March 16th, 2009 |
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| 4 people like this
Ever read the Bush McCain Bible from 1934?
[WARNING: sexually EXPLICIT]
http://www.ep.tc/mccain-bible/
Couple of real hero's ;)
on March 16th, 2009 |
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Do you have a finger or fingers almost cut off or one actually cut off?
on March 15th, 2009 |
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| 1 person likes this
Have you smashed a finger tip till the nail turned black n blue and fell off?
on March 15th, 2009 |
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| 1 person likes this
Doesn't "pioneers of television" sound sort of lame compared to "pioneers of a continent"..as IF the TV people...
on March 15th, 2009 |
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| 2 people like this
What happens when the ________hits the fan?
on March 15th, 2009 |
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| 2 people like this
Pepe my dog is on the porch freezing! it's 56 F ..should I let her in with her muddy paws?
on March 15th, 2009 |
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| 4 people like this
Did you know you can tell which sparrows are higher up in their hierarchy? even though it's not human behavior....
on March 15th, 2009 |
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OK, going against my normal policy, what do you think of Dickhead Cheney's comments on saying we're LESS safe now without Gitmo...
on March 15th, 2009 |
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How would you like to have that nose full of nickels?
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on March 15th, 2009 |
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Segregate violent criminals in prison from non-violent criminals? Why or why not?
on March 14th, 2009 |
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Anyone want to know my secret method of cooling off a roaring toothache?
on March 14th, 2009 |
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If God appeared to the whole world and said, "I don't exist." What do you think would happen?
on March 14th, 2009 |
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Do you feel sorry for formerly rich people who lost everything in stocks or bad investments? Have you ever meet one who is homeless? I...
on March 14th, 2009 |
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Do you think adults have taken all the fun out of being a kid for kids?
on March 12th, 2009 |
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Would you contribute to build low cost shelter for people living in tent cities now?
on March 11th, 2009 |
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Are these ads on AB with young women in bikini's there just to drive me nuts or to just to make me feel old? I'm probably not...
on March 11th, 2009 |
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Are you a quiet sneezer or do you just let it fly?
on March 11th, 2009 |
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Is it just me or do PBS pledge week shows REALLY blow? It's like saying Please, whatever you do DO NOT give us money!
on March 10th, 2009 |
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What's your all time favorite TV show theme song? Mine was from Perry Mason. Real jazzy and bluesy..
on March 10th, 2009 |
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When Sherwood Schwartz created the Brady Bunch was he thinking wholesome entertainment or was he trying to drive all humans crazy with CRAP?
on March 9th, 2009 |
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Scientists have proven that cats have more hair on one side then their other side. Some people believe that this is because when cats lay...
on March 8th, 2009 |
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There was a man one night. He started to run straight forward. Then he turned left. Soon after, he turned left again. Then he started...
on March 8th, 2009 |
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Alright..where did this AB unavailable thing decide to come from?
on March 8th, 2009 |
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OK..3 cups of coffee and I'm getting jittery as a bug.. How many more pots should I brew before I explode?
on March 8th, 2009 |
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Do you read your own answer back to yourself out loud and laugh then pretend you were laughing at something different if someone else...
on March 8th, 2009 |
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In the movies the good guys ALWAYS get their asses kicked then suddenly become SUPERMAN out of the blue..anyone else notice that?
on March 8th, 2009 |
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Are your hands scared and calloused? Mine look like they're used for target practice.
on March 7th, 2009 |
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I vote we ban politics from this entire category. I get to mad..should we? :)
on March 7th, 2009 |
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If you were in a comedy team, would you be the funny one or the straight man?...or woman depending on your gender..
on March 7th, 2009 |
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I'm leaving to go to the "clinic"... What'll be going on when I get back?
on March 7th, 2009 |
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My pond started going scummy. I have gold fish that are 4 years old and always did great until today. What could cause this?
on March 6th, 2009 |
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Are we just atoms on an even larger scale? And the next scale up the same going to infinity? And in reverse going the same way? Maybe...
on March 6th, 2009 |
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Have you ever been to that one place you went to that one time?
on March 5th, 2009 |
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Will you stay until you leave?
on March 5th, 2009 |
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Have you ever been engrossed in an infomercial then realize you have entirely to much time on your hands and TV really sucks at night?
on March 5th, 2009 |
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I'm OK with financial depression short term because the world has been living on borrowed time and money for to many years as is....
on March 4th, 2009 |
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Have you ever offered someone a snickers then sort of snicker (giggle) when they say yes?
on March 3rd, 2009 |
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A piss ant dying from every disease known to piss ants or Lush Limpbutt?
on March 2nd, 2009 |
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Have you ever tortured a dog by holding a tiny crumb of food in front of it for a long time and then finally give in and feel crappy for...
on March 2nd, 2009 |
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If water were made illegal to buy, sell or even possess would you buy it on the black market and risk poisoning or would you find...
on March 2nd, 2009 |
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Aren't they awfully nice? or Wasn't he a dumb smartass?
on March 2nd, 2009 |
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