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Have you ever just given up on life?If so how did you break out of the rut?
ok absolute truth I have done just about everything and guess so far they all worked. but ya gotta find the one that works all the time without burning out your liver, or brain or invites other reasons to feel that bad ot begin with...with me so far/ I got drunk, drunk again and stoned and tripped and tried all sorts of things prayer is safest to your bod and yor soul. tryit just say i need...
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What is your favorite la corda d'oro chapter (please write the number)?
114 , now will they take your question offf the hi-light?
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The police pulls you over and asks you to open your trunk. Suddenly a naked man whom you've never seen before jumps out and runs away screaming. The cop asks you for an explanation and you say ____________...?
hey thats whaqt happened to jimmy hoffa
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The police pulls you over and asks you to open your trunk. Suddenly a naked man whom you've never seen before jumps out and runs away screaming. The cop asks you for an explanation and you say ____________...?
I would say that the salesman told me I only had a donut spare......
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Does sex get better with age? (2009-12-01)
not really, cause once its over it starts to dry up.....
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What would you do (as a man) when you wake up with a condome sticking out your ass, and not remembering what happend last night?
about the same thing when you wake up with a wet ear and a quarter under your pillow
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What's something that you've done that most people have never or will never experience?
I have hang glided, helped farm animals have babies and baptized people
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I love to buy miniture watermelons and carve out a nice hole in them then heat them in the microwave a bit and then hump the watermelon until climax. I was wondering what people think of this idea? It is great fun cuz It feels like the real thing!
I tried them but too small, I can only use the extra long zucchini
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What would you do if you found out the President of the USA had a sexual fetish for goat's cheese?
I would sure enough get a goat flock and set up a delivery time with the white house
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The word of God will never change. Why are people always changing it?
sounds like you have your answer
all I can add is that just the fact that you KNOW its been changed and you KNOW the truth, thats all that matters, you know and follow and LIVE
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I can't have an orgasm with my boyfriend what do i do?
come on over and have one with me???
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How can you get your wife to give head,she use to she just stopped doing it
you can't, thats why women always smile going down the aisle to get married, they know they wont have to do that ever again.....
old joke but just had to share it sorry.
I have been married beforej and my friends who are have expressed this very same issue my friend, hope ya work it out with her
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Have you ever had feelings for someone that were so strong it hurt?
yes and it gets better once that person proves themselves either wothy or not.... as you get to know them, maybe you want them more maybe not.....hang in there....
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Why do cat owners seek a submissive role to their pets and disrupt God's natural order?
I understand what you are saying but consider that God told us to 'take dominion' over the creatures of this earth, love is the intention and exchange and have we made pets of trully wild animals.....if the kitty wanted out he would be out.....
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Who exactly are the `Cheese eating surrender monkeys`?
its too early but would they be the same as
the uninformed wanna be vegens?
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MozART just created the word "Answernag" by mistake, but I like it! Being nagged on through AB... Have you ever been "Answernagged?"
that would be a yes and and an apology to all for being one myself from time ot time......
only human?
happy holidays
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My relationship of 2 and half years just crashed because my boyfriend started cheating on me. How can I recover from the heart break
been thru it a couple times, doesnot make it any easier, you gotta just buck up and move on, hard to do I know, all the hurt....
try a 'bon voyage' party:: make a cake with a sail boat on it, light the candles and when you blow them out the tacky, ugly, negative will 'sail' away with the creep.....
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The Tao Te Ching says that the Tao is the fist cause of the universe, is there any evidence contrary to this?
not sure how to answer this one, thought 'tao' meant a pathway or road to enlightenment?????
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I'm writing and drawing a manga and one of my characters, and i'm looking a unique nickname, the only half decent one i could come up with was 'the mentally unbalanced balancing act' any ideas; he's insane and flips around like a bouncy ball.
ok its a stretch im sure but opposite of moving around is static so how is non-static nick??
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
Albert Einstein
What stupid act or words have been said that you believe make this statement valid.
its like whats the last thing you hear before someone gets injured?
either :
watch this
or
hold my beer
or
I can do that better.....
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Do you have a neighbor who borrows stuff and gives it back dirty or out of gasoline etc?
not anymore, I ran out of stuff to loan!!!!!
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Ok, why do Americans call the United Kingdom, England??
pisses me off so much.
And the Queen isn't the Queen of England, She's the Queen of the Scotland and England.
I call it Great Britton huh?
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What phrase or slogan, about anything, do YOU think, is a 'catchy phrase'?
time for change??? yours
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What phrase or slogan, about anything, do YOU think, is a 'catchy phrase'?
better ingredients better pizza
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What phrase or slogan, about anything, do YOU think, is a 'catchy phrase'?
hooked on fonnicks werked fer mee
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What phrase or slogan, about anything, do YOU think, is a 'catchy phrase'?
git er done
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What's an ancient proverb?
boy who ride bike upside down soon have 'crack up'
loose lips sink ships?
you can lead a horse to water but you cant lead a horticulture
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Hi! i'm writing a book and i'm (morbidly) looking for a disease or virus for a character to have, what i want is: for it to be slowly killing him, but on the outside he looks normal. a small chance of him being 'healed', but a fail rate of 50/50 thanks x
how about a smoker? they look normal but are suffering a looong death...
or how about syphillus (sp) ??takes along time, gets ya from the inside, dont notice anything until your eye sight goes......
the virus known to effet cleveland browns fans ( I am one so dont get all worked up ) you look normal, act like a fan, get your heart broken every year, there MIGHT be a cure but its a bit...
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What do yo think of Asia ..?
I thought it was a pretty good band.....back in the day...... today they just want to own us.
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When god was handing out common sense she thought he said what?
he said common your'e ribben me again aren't you?
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When god was handing out common sense she thought he said what?
you just got mileage on the god is a woman joke right??
she said hey adam, want to meet my sister???
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Which Word is most Sacred?
I wish I could tell you but its sacred.....
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Well, i just hit 69 on AB. how should i celebrate?
by getting two more points there friend...welcome aboard, like hotel clifornia, you can check out anytime you ike, but you cna never leave AB
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Do Mormons believe that the Mormon Bishop who was responsible for the geographical area where a person lived, whether or not they are Mormon, will be judged at the Last Judgment by that Mormon Bishop?
no, they believe we will be judged by the same one who will judge us all. GOD
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Guys what would you REALLY think of a woman who showed all on a web cam?
does it cost much or is it free?
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Does anybody find the green M&M character to be hot?
she is hotter than Wilma flintstone or Betty ruble
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What/which Spiritual thought comes to your mind today? Could you share it please?
I was reminded of the fact that we are being tested and retested. you might equate it to being 'fired' like silver, you keep getting retested(fired) until you reflect the Masters face.......
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NASA finds water on the moon, thanks to the "bombing" a little while back. What are your thoughts?
I think they could have found out in 1970 when they were there before. what took so long. I am not surprised at all that there is some form of water on the moon.
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The topic is Newton's 3rd law. in static systems (e.g. - I press with my finger on the table) - where does the reaction force comes from? If the table has so much force - can we "harvest" it? Do objects constantly has so much force indefinite within them?
just by definition its 'static' meaning no motion, the energy is already harvested in heat in your muscles.
and really its 'opposite action' not a true reaction....thats chemistry
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Did you hear about the judge that gave cusstody of alittle kid to the cleveland browns??? he figured they wont beat anyone anyway the kid is safe
ha ha ha
just wanted to add, I am a browns fan but we are 10% insoiration and 90% scar tissue.......lol
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I'm creating a "Simple Rhyme Zoo". So far I've gathered a Big Pig, an Elegant Elephant and a Flat Cat. - Care to contribute with some animals of your own?
just thought of something, the flat cat is really in the 'fuzzy frisbie' phylum of road kill kingdom of animals.
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If woodchucks can't chuck wood, why would they name them wood chucks?
used to refer to them as 'ground hogs' too
around here now theyare just plain ole' coyote food
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I'm creating a "Simple Rhyme Zoo". So far I've gathered a Big Pig, an Elegant Elephant and a Flat Cat. - Care to contribute with some animals of your own?
cant stop, help me.....
gigilo rhino
I quit after this
a john cougar.....lol
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I'm creating a "Simple Rhyme Zoo". So far I've gathered a Big Pig, an Elegant Elephant and a Flat Cat. - Care to contribute with some animals of your own?
how about a huffin puffin or a beggin peguin?
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A woman is alone in her house with a murderer. She breaks all the light bulbs, why?
when they broke the guy said 'Watt???" and she knew where he was
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A woman is alone in her house with a murderer. She breaks all the light bulbs, why?
she wanted to 'sock it' to the guy?
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A woman is alone in her house with a murderer. She breaks all the light bulbs, why?
there is alocal city tax on bulbs and she thought iwas the filament police?
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What do YOU think will happen when pigs fly?
thats swine flew
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Excuses are like a-holes... everyone's got one - so what's your excuse?
you forgat the other half of that everyones got one and
THEY ALL STINK
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Can we stop for a while?
its ok with me if you stop but can anyone tell me when they shut off the river and start it again?
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Does size matter when you are getting in a fight?
just the size of your brain for being in that situation to begin with
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I'm creating a "Simple Rhyme Zoo". So far I've gathered a Big Pig, an Elegant Elephant and a Flat Cat. - Care to contribute with some animals of your own?
how about a divine ovine(shy sheep)
in heat parakeet?
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I found a white filamentous fungi growing in my com not used for a month. Can this spread to & grow on other things? Should I be worried? What can I do?
wash out your com(comb?) with hot soapy water and maybe bleach water too. yes it could spread, or at least treat it as if it could better safe than infected. wipe down the bathroom too.
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WHAT DOES IT MEAN WHEN A GIRL SAYS SHE IS LEAVING HER ARMOR AT THE DOOR
its been aloong time but I am pretty sure it means you're getting lucky dude
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Do some customers just deserve bad service or is the customer ALWAYS right?
No one 'deserves' bad service. it only makes your company look bad too. you gotta remember that you have to be one step ahead of jackasses, figure them out , be patient and they will go away, maybe the last clerk gave them a bad time a nd theyare just in defense when they come to you. hey at least they are shopping or using your service, pays your bills right? put up with it or find...
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How impressed are you by those people who start off a response to your question/answer by correcting you?
we all get that, it just tells me that I need to handle that person a bit delicately. then just dont make it easy for them to correct you again. some people are wired to find mistakes, some wired to find SOLUTIONS
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Extrasensoryperception surveyquestion1-familiar with esp? question2-do you think esp exists question3-what do you know about esp question4-does anybody you know have it question5-have you witnessed esp question6-can anybody do esp.please give age,educatio
yes and I just realized that I won the Psychic of the Year aaward for 2025!!!!
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How do you orally ingest salvia extract?
use hot for immeadiate use and cold for that 'sun brewed taste"
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Do you know of any Unsolved Crimes in your Area?
yes no one can get to the bottom of why the banks are still jackasses and why cars are still so expensive
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Did Bob Marley ever do time for shooting the sherriff?
he did but he or none of his friends could remember
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Biblically, who was the first person to die?
if you mean die spiritually then Eve but physically Abel
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Is there a specific name for this religious/spirtual line of thinking: you believe in God, don't have anything against him, but find incessant and random mention of him nauseating?
yes find new friends or tell them to stifle for a bit
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What do you think of healthy people who lie about having health problems so they can line up with high risk groups for an early H1N1 flu shot.
i work for a health department, its started a few weeks back only getting nastier, the vaccine is safe and people are just trying everything to get one.
they lie cheat and cut in line too!
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Do you think H1N1 is just a scare tactic in an attempt to genetically modify a portion of the population via a shot that they call the "H1N1 vaccine"?
no not this time, they already got us with cherry-o's and captain crunch
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How do you orally ingest salvia extract?
brew some tea
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I've smoked one joint every day for 20 years. That's it - no alcohol, no other drugs. Your opinion?
40 yrs here man.....i am still going strong
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Shakira or Britney?
shakira por favor
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What is so bad about littering a peice of paper when there is a huge concrete slab of unnatural garbage beneath it? Why do people worry about biodegradable such as dog crap and think putting it in a plastic bag is better for the earth? A bit redundant?
just my opinion, but nothing wrong with one piece, its the pattern or habit of not being aware of what the consequences are over time.
just to stir things up, I do advocate proper incineration disposal like they do in Europe and Japan.
Problem is no one want to sort out the junk from the recylclables
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What city in the U.S. has the most fires?
it used to be Cleveland or Detroit I think but they both burned down already
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Help! I need to interview a Environmental Activist for a college essay. Any environmental activist out there that woudnt mind answering a few questions for me? Thanks!
hey I can give it a try
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What is a great internet website which few may know about?
hey not sure of exact name but neat toys and gadgets from geek.com
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What should i do if my friend totally backstabbed my other friend? i am stuck in the middle...what do i do?
you could talk to both of them, try to smooth it out, and wind up being alienated from both of them.
like the other ones said:
STAY OUT OF IT !!!! is the best advice, me too from experience
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Can ANYONE find a shred of sense in the questions/responses that this guy puts out? I'm trying, but...
what I can tell is that this guy is really into JESUS. If you were to read what he reads, then maybe you would get it. He is trying to bring a message to us.................help?
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Won't it be better to have a relationship with Jesus than to waste 80 to 90 years with a relationship on earth and spend googolplex years with a perfect relationship in heaven?
blackberry you fell right into the trap, you have persecuted the guy for his beliefs, you proved him right, and JESUS is NOT dead dude, look around, listen and maybe you will see HIM< hear HIM and start to believe........you are the poor guy
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If you've never gone camping, what's stopping you?
its too "in-tentz"
besides, I was incarcerated at the time
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I'd like to donate my __________ to ___________.
How would you complete this?
donate my love to all
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Would you run 1 mile in russia in your underwear in the winter for any reason at all?
you have not met Svtlana have you?
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Why dont i have a boyfriend?
we have not met yet......thats why
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What flavour of milkshake would you like right now?
I do enjoy rootbeer shakes but tecently tried taking a chocalot covered cherry blizzard and made it into a shake.....hey cant describe the joy.....
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What is another word for thesarus? I have a paper due next week.........
lexicon it is. Oh yea and my freind owns a 2008 Lexicon too!! thanks for your answer 50 pts to ya!!
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Is there any girls out there that love to burp a lot, loud and long? I wish I had a girlfriend who loves to burp a lot.
take your pick when you come visit beautiful MORGAN COUNTY OHIO. Bring your busch-lite or bud lite and belch away man
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Why do men really like big women?
I haave been told from a young age that big women are more appreciative of attention so they make better lovers, I still prefer thin thanks, less problems later in l ife with your heart, knees etc, and your furniture lasts longer, sorry it sounded crule but its what the guys say.... I dont carry it ot that point, lets just say I like em thin..........
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What kind of bee's make milk?
ok here goes nothin(I used to raise them and dont know)
"bessie bees"?
ruminant drones
masticating workers
hereford queen(not dairy I know)
yellow angus
ok at leat I tired
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If sustainability is so important, why do people buy bottled water instead of a water filtration system? Isn't that hypocritical?
seems like a silly question when I live in an area where people HAVE to drink pond water or spring water or water off the roof. No really they really exist!!!!!
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Will earth start over again?
mother nature ALWAYS 'adjusts'. Would an adjustment that benefits nature but not man count??
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My wife got spoiled when I let her drive my pathfinder, now she yells and pouts she want s to drive it , when she has her own good car How can I stop her , telll the cops when she takes it?
Buy her a jeep, no better yet, buy yourself one and give her the nissan
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Please send me some motivation to do my thesis- i have to write 4500 words tonight! I just want to get it done!
For a bit mMORE motivation, I called your Prof. and he is looking on AB right now!!!
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Mormons: How does one recognize a "false Christ"? (see Matthew 24:24 and Mark 13:22)
I am Mormon but do read the Bible, another Testiment of Christ, but it does say that in the last days men will tell us He is here(Christ) if we close to the Spirit and have listenedl to the warnings, then we will be able to discern a false one from the real.
ALSO, dont just read one passage, READ THE WHOLE STORY>>>>>>>> what was before in Mark and Matthew explains the...
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I like a guy who is Mormon, and I am not. I'm Christian, but I was wondering the "rules" to a teenage Mormon relationship? I've liked him for a year now, and I dont think its going to go away..
The rules would be what kids call mean or dont let lme do anything. SAve yourself for marraige, dont swear, have our Saviour on your mind all the time.
Choose the Right is the phrase Mormon kids grto up with. Its like it was back in the 60's before modern times. No drugs, think clean, keep your body clean, keep the Sabbath, no drinking, get ready for the after ife and dont get caught up...
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How come we never really hear anything about Jesus's wife, Stephanie Christ? Is she just not all that interesting or was the big J ashamed of her?
growing up in an italian family, we did not hear about alot of things, the wife and kids were kept protected, maybe it was the same way then?????
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Where can I buy cannabis seeds?
you can buy 'denatured' seeds for science experiments, they dont grow, you can look on line under marijuanna for sale and you could find some of your 'underground' friends and probably get some of the best around!!
I would offer some but sorry planted them all....lol
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If the devil collects souls, what could he possibly want with 'em?
to add to the other answers, he is out to take all the souls he can from GOD, he wants them all and as it is written he want to shred you like wheat...........
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If an LDS member aspires to go on a mission, but is poor, and cannot afford the $400/month himself to serve on it, will the church foot the whole bill instead?
There are many ways to get a person on mission. You must remember that this process starts yrs earlier, the young person starts saving, there are ways the Ward can help out, donations and gifts. We bellieve that if this person is called then it will happen, our faith makes it work.
there is also gifts for the plane flight etc.
It just seems to work out, a miracle everyday, the Lord will...
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John Lennon wrote a song called "Happiness is a warm Gun" a parody of the obsession with guns.If that is the case ,where exactly is the happiness in a deadly weapon?
the warm gun was not a firearm / give peace a chance or just give llme a piece
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What is something you probably should not say to someone who has a gun pointed at you?
I died once from a heart attack go ahead and shoot I m not afraid to die again
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Im 15 yrs old im a freshmen but im really in love with this boy i've knew since kindergarden i use 2 hate him but now i like him alot bt my parents dont want me 2 date b/c they think im not going to be focused on skool so idk what to do.
Keep it simple and light, do the school before anything else.
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If there were a fatal flaw in humanity, what would you say it is?
just being human man just being human
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Do the religious beliefs of your primary care doctor matter to you?
more concerned about their health insurance associations
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What is a "shifty" occupation?
un truthful car salesmen, lawyers, loan sharks and some vice presidents
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If the Almighty Creator were to DIE (assuming such was possible), wouldn't everything everywhere that now exists, instantly cease to exist? Don't we exist only as long as Gawd exists, and that we can't exist without Gawd?
you already sound dead there Stu baby, if it were all created with a word, then maybe the word 'eternal' was used too?????
He cant die and wont either, not around here
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Will your answer to this question be no? (you can only type one word)
yes
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If you see a snake on your front door steps, what do you do?
I would say please leave here Mr. Cheney
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Is it time to upgrade the trinity for something better?
Estaban, what do you think it is a used car lot down here?
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According to Christians Jesus is the only "passport to heaven" does that mean that despite what ever you do in this world if you don't accept jesus for what ever reason (ignorance included) you can't go into heaven?
ignorance can not be counted anymore(pretty much) the ones who missed it before were brought up to speed by Jesus(those 3 days ya know) and all will have at least an opportunity to hear the truth. It is our choice to listen and follow, I dont know for 100% I am going to heaven but I do know what was promised and what my paart is.....hope this is helpful
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Can you sum up The Bible in three words?
faith, hope and charity
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What wouldn't you expect to see the Pope doing?
the hora......lol
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Did you know it's St. George's day today? Do you wish we celebrated it like the Irish do St. Patrick....? Cos I do!
happy bday and how about a nice big green flag?
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What comes to mind when i say "Tele-Evangelist"
The pleas for your tithing
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Would you welcome a free home bible study from the Jehovah's Wittnesses? Why or why not?
I would NOT because it is missing parts......
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How can a non-Mormon marry a Mormon in temple with out converting.
a non member can not even enter the temple for marraige. and they dont 'choose' your mate
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I wanna start dating white girls, but I dont how many white girls would wanna date black men so single white girls would you date me?
Ok, I will trade you my little address book of white women for yours................
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Would you date a girl with tattoos? If yes, then how many is too many? If no, then why not?
Cant handle them on her face, but the tour of the others is always a delight......
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I bought a take-out breakfast this morning, brought my own refillable coffee cup and put it on the counter to be filled. The cashier asked me what size coffee I wanted then filled a paper cup with coffee and gave it to me. Am I wrong to be annoyed?
The food laws in some state require a new cup or dish each serving....also how can they charge you if you if they dont know 'what size???"
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How is J. Smith (Mormon) a blood relative of Jesus Christ?
Not related in true blood but washed in the blood....
chew on that awhile Osara
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I need to replace the waterpump in my 01 Jeep Garnd Cherokee Laredo. It has the 4.0 Straight 6. How do I do it...
how about googling for a repair manual?
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Mormons claim that the atonement occurred in the Garden of Gethsemane rather than on the Cross. However, the Bible only mentions the Garden in 1 Gospel, the Cross in all 4, and then throughout the rest of the NT. If LDS Soteriology is true why is this?
Again, WHO CARES WHERE< whats important is that it HAPPENED and we are supposed to go from there eh??????
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"The Articles of Faith of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints" follows the "We believe..." convention/formula/language of creeds. Some non-LDS Scholars and Theologians have asserted that it IS in fact a creed. So why isn't it called a creed?
does it REALLY matter what its called? You guys always sseem to battle over the trivial which of course is a tactic of satan...............
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LdS like to point to the competition between Christian groups as signs of a Great Apostacy. But what about this from a secular journalist: "...competition, I think, keeps American religion enduringly fresh." Thoughts?
Dont think the whole point is to keep it 'Fresh' just
true and as complete as possible
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Does the Bible (OT) prescribe a punishment for somebody that is guilty of attempted murder?
Remember I am not the final judge on this but it would appear to me that if it is said that to lust in your heart is just as bad as the act then to attemp in your heart and action might be of equal worth or sin and be judged just as bad a a murder........
hope this sparks a year of comments.....ha ha ha ahha
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What breed dog has the biggest penis
SNOOP DOG??????
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Why is it that i always feel so down?
You have a purpose my friend, you seem inteligent, probably a knock in looks and have all of us (all over the world to talk to)
Have you had two divorces? a heart attack? lost your job? loose a child?
think about what you DO have my wondereful friend, dont let negative forces keep you from being what and who you can be.
I love you my sister, in Christ it is possible, dont bellieve...
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Can a mormon go to hell? please watch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtOHB1l_d8w
Mormons can go to hell like anyone else.
We will all be judged
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What is your worse drunken injury?
dropped the bottle, lost all feeling in my glass
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What villains of today will morons of the future glorify as we have done with the likes of Jesse James, Billy the Kid and Black Beard for examples?
I think they might do this for Dick (the snake) Cheney
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What '60's British Band sang song with lyrics: Kiss me one more time, before you leave me? And what is exact title of song? Many Thanks
you might be thinking about peter paul and mary, leavin on a jet plane??
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Anyone know the name of the classic rock song or artist who sings the song with the lyrics of "no one can stop you now, tonight you're on the loose"?
sounds alot like 'jail break' thin lizzy lyrics
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Who did the song Mississippi Queen? Hard rock song...anyone remember this one? Can't find it anywhere...maybe I have wrong name. But lyrics go like this: "Mississippi queen...you know what I mean..."
Mountain did it, saw them live, kick butt too.
that wa when your mom was younger......
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Does anyone(must be over 40) remember the song "Have you seen her eyes?" I think it was by either the Kings or Kingsmen. 60's music, sounded like one of the first heavy metal styles.
Hey found my own answer on a google search.
It is the Illusions and the title is Did you see her eyes not have you seen her eyes.
If you like old garage band/heavy metal this is one of the earliest sounds, very heavy bass, screaming and all the good rock stuff....
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Who sings the song "Big Girls Don't Cry" that gets played on the radio all the time these days? It's been buggin' me for days.
Way back in the day it was Frankie Valley
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Is there any historical evidence that supports the Book of Mormon?
We are discovering the history everyday in S.America and central America, how do we even know the so called 'scholars' are even interperating the ruins and artifacts correctly? What proof do they have, yet we believe them dont we. National Geographic, my new church.....
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According to Dr De Rijke, ducks have a good sense of humor. What do you think?
I think they do, their antics can be seen everyday. They 'quack' me up
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Can anyone please name me some great drum and bass artists?
John Bonom (the late great)
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What is the opposite of opposite? I don't mean the antonym... the opposite --- of opposite. I read the other question similar to this one. I'm looking for a way to define the positive to that negative (or vice versa).
for you chemists, is it isomerism?
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What would happen if you put a car battery in the microwave for a long time?
you will need a new microwave very soon
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What is the opposite of opposite? I don't mean the antonym... the opposite --- of opposite. I read the other question similar to this one. I'm looking for a way to define the positive to that negative (or vice versa).
I am not quite sure but whats another name for thesaurus?
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Do you have that one slightly insane person in your Gospel Doctrine class that makes you cringe every time the instructor calls on him or her?
We have several in my Ward
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My boyfriend don't want sex anymore what should I do?
call me
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Have you ever fired a gun; if yes, what was your reaction? Did it lead to firearm ownership? Why or why not?
Yes and it lead to stronger guns........
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What sound annoys you?
white noise or the hissing from tv's and radios
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This is pretty embarrasing. How do I produce more cum when I ejactulate?
increase time in between uses
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Hows your news tv or radio or paper read memory ? I'm getting ready for trip to mexico city. Got suitcase,clothes,money,hotel reservation. Am I ready?
Dont eat the pork
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What do you think of the U.S. Government wanting to take away the right to bear arms?
'MY Cold Dead fingers".......
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back yo?...
Its called just a 'stick'
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If Jesus was God ...Then why Jesus had No Divine WILL?... [Matthew 26:39]: And He (Jesus) went a little beyond them, and fell on His face and prayed, saying, "My Father, if it is possible, let this cup pass from Me; yet not as I will, but as You will."
He did have a divine will but hHis calling was to save US. He had to go through the cruc. Remember He was half mortal yet in constant contact with HIS Father.
I am also a member of the Churh of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. But regardless of the denomination, the story is the same, the message is the same and isnt it a wonderful message?
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How can you feel the healing power of love, even if you're single?
The obvious, your Heavenly Father loves you and has sent a Spirit to be your guide, comforter and small voice inside you. the love is there all the time, we just have to tap into it.
I have even felt completely alone with a crowd, so try to think of the good thngs you have, and be grateful, even with troubles, be grateful in all things, you wont be sorry
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What is the best Metallica song?
never never land
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Married and _____! What emotion can you use in the blank? Single and _____! What emotion can you use in the blank?
married and bored, single and available
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I am almost in tears asking my fiance' to give up strip clubs but he refuses. What do I do? I just moved 3 thousand miles for him. He claims all my attention goes to my son so he needs attention from stippers. I dont know what to think
dont waste another minute you beautiful lady, find another man. find one that wants you to spend time with your son and wants to spend time with him too.
I like kids....lol....seriously, reconsider this arrangement
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Since my divorce and relocation to take a new job, I have not been able to 'break in' comfortably in my new environment. How do I 'relearn' the dating scene?
give it up old man, go find a place in florida and buy a pair of white shoes already...
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If you shot a bullet straight ahead and it did not hit anything would it eventually loose all of its speed and fall from the air
All the laws of motion are in play here. speed or velocity forward would slow due to gravity and air resistance. Eventually the bullet would stop and hit the ground
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How would you feel if wild animals wore articles of clothing such as hats?
Probably feel out dressed again....
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Why is that we love God and kill human beings?
this might be a repeat answer but just wondered on the other hand Why do we kill GOD?
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Type us any saying/phrase/cliche' that comes to mind.
A penny for your thoughts....
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On the yardstick of life, with levels of "Lousy", "Pretty Good" and "Excellence", do you always strive for Excellence or are you happy with Pretty Good sometimes?
I will take a 'pretty goood' sometimes.
strive for excellence but one does not always reach it.
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Why do we have to go to church and learn about the bible when the only actual recorded signage from God are the Ten Commandments? Is this true or not? And isn't the bible just a big journal of rules written by many many men?
The Bible is loaded with 'recorded signage', every prophet written is suppossed to be direct information from God given just as it was to Moses.
Which reminds me, just want to say dont get all bent out of shape over this question, remenber even Moses was a 'basket case' at one time too.
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What Bible version do you think is the most accurate?
I belileve tha the true(est) version is the one closesest to the original manuscripts or ancient hebrew version.
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Did Einstein believe in God?
I think I read that yes he did. He does now.
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What is the formula for Albert Einstein's Thoeory of Relativity? And please do not google.
cant be E=mc2 is it?
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I am a Judaist, I will set up the Holy See of the Judaism in Jerusalem. Do you still believe Jesus?
I will always believe in and believe Jesus, you will too in time my brother....
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What do you think would have happened if we combined the minds of Einstein and Newton?
the apple would still fall from the tree but we would not be able to tell how l ong or what time .....lol
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If you own a pick-up truck, what do you use if for?
you will find uses for it. from daily commute to shopping to moving friends to camping etc. you might even find yourself sleeping in it. trucks rule the world and dont ever forget it.
like the song says, theres something about a pick up man....if it weren't for tailgates what would we all do before football games?
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Girls, have you ever walked braless in summer in a see through shirt/just shirt , why and why not or will you try it.
they used to all do it all the ttime
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Will it take a Native American president to include Native American history in textbooks?
Usually I give a wise _ss answer to some of these but I agree with your concerns, it just might take another election to finally get some respect.
But think about it, they can omit just about anything they want, challenge school systems to not use certain books and in general dirrect what our kids learn. PARENTS must instill, pass along and make sure that any important cultural thing is...
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Is it hypocritical for the Democrats to cry foul when Rush Limbaugh said he wanted President Obama to fail when a poll from 2006 showed 51 % of Demcrats said they hoped President Bush would fail? http://www.foxnews.com/politics/first100days/2009/03/09/fla
equal time, and thats why we still call this AMERICA man
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Rush Limb has an Approval rating Higher than Congress what are your thoughts about this?
http://www.democracycorps.com/strategy/2009/03/rush-limbaugh-weighs-down-heavily-on-republicans/?section=Analysis
not enough room here, but prk barrel spending is one thought, over blown windbag, and who cares what the druggie thinks
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What is an upright vertical/tube Windmill called? I have seen them with 'wings' and with spiral fans they can catch the air from any direction. What are they called?
not quite sure but the word turbine comes to mind
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How much ATP is conserved from 1 molecule of glucose in paracoccus denitrificans if the bacteruim were growing by aerobic respiration and then anerobic respiration using nitrate as a final electron acceptor? in all indicate initail donor & final receptor.
Ok way beyond my education but how about one? only one C6H12O6 to start with anyway???/
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Briefly describe how DNA is packaged to fit inside a cell.
spirals man spirals
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How many species of mosquitoes are arboviral vectors? I need a source too please!
contact any state health department vector disease division, west nile and all that? they could have that info for you.
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How can you diffrentiate between a description of short chains of tapeworm segments in the stool & residual vegetable remainders in stool macroscopically?
If you have seen tape worms (microspopic exam) they do look like little segment, can also be seen with naked eye. Veg. matter would have undescribed shapes, colors. Tape worms look gray to tan in color.
Once you see them and realize what they are, you will be able to tell the difference, pratice practice practice....
there might be some stains available now, I learned during the 'old...
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In my medical terminology class i have to build a term using the word parts for the following: 1.study of immune phenomena. 2.physician who specializes in the study of immunology. 3.pertaining to immunology.
pathologyimmunedude
immunopatheticpastuer
pathoimmuneology
vaccinatedimmunpologicmd
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What are the large stained areas on the sputum slide?
lunch detritus
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Any one know which organism can be present if IMViC formula is - - + - and NO3 test is also +ve , it gives metallic sheen on EMB agar?
Are you currently working in some lab???
did you graduate yet?
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How do salmonella in food cause an infection if the stomach has acid in it?
toxins produced by them
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What is differece bacratias & viruses , need answer in detail & table form.Thank You
look at basic overall structure and genetic make up. virus like to give up their rna and need a living host like bacteria do.
chart form???? why dont yu crack the book? try studying and dont use these answers as I would not want to have you as a nurse or doctor after this session.
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Isolated species of Salmonella, Shigella, and Escherichia were isolated from a stool specimen of a patient with severe diarrhea. Explain why the H2S production test would be diagnostically significant.
all three produce hydrogen sulfide
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Why is a chemical agent such as sulfa or phenol, not considered as antibiotic
could they be considered oxydizers? chemical treatment rather than working on cell membrane or physiology?
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How do acid-fast properties relate to the gram stain?
are these for yur mid-term next week??
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Carbolfuchsin can be used as a simple stain and as a negative stain. As a simple stain the pH is
around 8? slightly basic???
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How can oceanthermal energy is used for power generation?
tricky thing, you gotta cappture actual water movement(turnover) or somehow collect that heat as it rises to the surface.
so what about wind moving trees?
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A male chimp deliberately collected and stored stones for stone-throwing attacks on zoo visitors, according to researchers at Furuvik Zoo, Sweden. How does this make you feel about the sophistication of non-human intelligence?
non-human intelligence makes alot more sense than some of the 'human' smarts I have seen lately
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Why does my white mallamute have one brown eye and one blue?
your breeder lied to you
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Which structure contributes to support and movement within a cell?
plant cells have cell walls for support, they move by groups in say the stem along with chemicals to get them facing the light.
animals have groups of cells called skeleton, muscle etc all connected to the nervous system, for movement, a bit more complex. take a bio 101 class man.
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What is it called when parts of chromosomes are broken off and lost during meiosis of mitosis
its called you've done too many drugs or alcohol
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Can tumors have teeth, hair, fingers etc?...
tumors are cells gone wild, it could be possible ( read COULD) for additional mutations to produce some type of hair like or tooth like structure.
the human body is a weird and wonderful thing man.
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What is hte relationship between genes and a DNA molecule
DNA is the building block of genes
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How many macromolecules are in each food dye?
6.02 X 10 to the 23rd?
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What is out there?
whats on second...lol
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What is the name of any bug/insect?
do you mean genus and species? or common names?
lady bug
horse fly
black widow
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If my mother 's, sister's & brother's blood groups are all O+ but mine is AB+ what blood group would my father have to be
your father could be either A or B or even AO or BO (no pun intended) because the siblings are all O that means each parent contributed an O. In order for you to be AB each parent had to have one of the other letters along with O. huh?? look this way, you carry two genes:
A+O = A
B+O=B
O+O=O
AB=AB
soooo if mom is O and siblings are all O, and you are AB
one of your parents is not your...
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Hi, my dog was just hit by a car. Although he seems okay he is dragging his front leg. Could it be broken? When he walks it drags along. Or could it just be badly bruised? Any help would be appreciated.. thank u
bite the bullet and take him to a vet, or the barn for some 45 caliber treatment yourself
seriously, dont wait too long, he sounds like he is in pain and in need of a vet's help.
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My daughter just bought a pink toes tarantula. It has 9 legs. Is this normal? The extra leg is in the front, and longer than the other 4. It walks funny too. Just wondering if this happens a lot in tarantulas. Thank you!
sounds like maybe its mutated, sort of like the two headed fish
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This morning I witnessed the birth of a calf. I have seen this many times in my life time but was curious as to just how many have also seen this. So my question is have you seen any animal give birth?
I too have farmed, but prior to that watched, dogs, cats, fish, reptile eggs, insects all give birth of some sort.
Nothing like helping a birthing ewe (sheep) have triplets, and all 3 survive.
The 'spiritual' moment in birth is worth the effort. the animals do understand you are trying to help ( my opinion) and really the only animal I have not seen in real life is humans.
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Have you ever been within 5 feet of a cow?
yes I have been closer than that and by the way, cows only have 4 feet
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How do you feel about breastfeeding in public?
yes a natural thing, moms I think do try to be discreet but of course theres always some who take offense. What did we all do when this was not such a problem( like 50 yrs ago?)
gotta say, 'my' view I hope is frontal...lol...
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If bread literally becomes the body of Christ, which part? And why does it still look like bread, or do you eat it so fast you don't see that it's turned into human meat?
the problem is you have not really read your BIBLE. The bread does not 'become' the body, it is a symbol of the body. You cant be that confused now are you?
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LDS Bruce R. McConkie insisted: "There is not one historical instance of so-called blood atonement in this dispensation," yet this contradicts the historical record. Will the leaders ever fully acknowledge the facts in this period of LDS Church history?
You will note that most or all of these examples deal with the 'radical' fundamentalists groups who are NOT part of the true church.
Joseph Smith never advocated this doctrine.
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What form of illness that you had in the past few years that you hated the most?
being alone
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Do you sometimes feel that your S/O gets in the way?
Tried to answer this once. Here goes, I used to feel that way too. But two ex's later, I realized tha tif this person is trully my 'significant' other, then why am I thinking that way. And of course one must ask..getting in the way of WHAT???
Be careful what you wish for dude, you just ight get it.....
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