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What i your "base philosophy" when you engage in a fight? Does it change whether the fight is verbal or physical? If so, how?
Keep a sunny disposition mrs stone it throws them off balance
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If you were in the woods and turned over a rock or log, why would you do that and what did you expect to find?
Turn the rock toward you. Could be something with teeth
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What do you think of having a spider as a pet.
I like having them in my house and never kill them but a pet? I don't think a large spider has the appeal of a kitten, you know?
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Why is it that lots of men expect you to eat/swallow/taste their cum, and lick yours off your fingers, but are so completely disgusted by the idea of tasting their own?
We watch porn honey
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How many times have you given your ex another chance?
Love is like a souflee' whenit falls it can never be made to rise again.
Move on to your next entree'.
Save room for desert
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What comes to mind when you think of " wheel well "
how are you feeling since your gum operation?
Ok
Just ok? No I'm well Just well?
No Wheel well Wheelie Wheelie Well. OK?
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How come every time a man made disaster happens like the World Trade attack and Pearl Harbor, allot of people believe it was a conspiracy between the attackers and the one's being attacked?
People are easily scred and cooincidentally the date of sept 11th is frequently used.
I'm not a theorist but a pattern is there.
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Can mail be delivered to everyone living on Earth?
It's conceivable
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King ______
Creole.Thankyou very much
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What comes to mind when you think of " split "
beaver
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What do you think of rats
moe larry cheese
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Do you think the internet should be more censored?
no not really but it should be safe from spying
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What comes to mind when you think of " sea monkeys "
Readin comics inthe summer in a vacant lot near my house.
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Do you use a tissue or paper towel to openthe door of a public restroom?
Yes men are lucky we and pee standing. I hate the public restroom
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What in Your opinion is the greatest Quote of all Time?
They got Sonny on the causeway. he's dead.
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What is something in a salad?
Greens and pungent herbs
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Was there anything that you played with often that was not a toy but you enjoyed it anyway? :o)
cops and robbers. I was the head of CSI
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What do you think about love in a missionary style?
I asked the 2 girls from Idaho and only one would go for it. All in all I'd say it was about the same as any other woman, however the other missionary kept banging on the door and saying hurry up ...
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What word do you wish people used more often?
Words actually,"NO you tell your story first. I will listen"
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If we advanced, suddenly, ten years ahead, what is the one recent occurrence you would forget?
nothing
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Why are Northern folk called "Yankees" ? Do you think it is an offensive term?
actually it comes from the English who called early americans Yankies. There was a bar in london that ctered to gay men or dandies. Thats where the tune I'm a Yankee Doodle Gandee came from. Look it up.
It referred to All Americans as far as the English were concerned. Google It genius
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Why do fortune tellers ask your name?
why dosen't the Psychic hotline call me?
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If there are 6o seconds in a minute and 6o minutes in an hour, why then does a clock or watch not read 7:6o instead of 8:oo and then go directly to 8:o1 from there?
darlin it would add a minute to each hour
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Is sex better in the morning or afternoon and why?
afternoon delight you like a little oral?
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Is sex better in the morning or afternoon and why?
I like it whenever. How about you?
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After a long time of nothingness, I've suddenly landed two guys. My dilemma is that one likes me as I am (shaved). The other(much hotter) wants me to grow my pubics. What do I do?
I gues I'm old school I really like the bush. The bigger the better.
I don't know about your guys. I vote hair
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What is the earliest TV program you can remember watching?
Ernie Kovacs
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WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO MAKE MY BOYFRIEND CUM?
Say Ahhhhhh
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Is a 36 B big enough breast size? Do men like big or smaller breast?
perfect with a hint of pertness
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How do you deal with arrogrant people?
usually end up screaming and making myself a spectacle. Then I buy their bible
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What spring smells do you wish you could smell year round or do you smell year round?
freash sea breeze and suntan oil
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Do you love a man in a suit and a tie or do you like the more casual dresser?
I havew a nice Armani would you like to see me in it love?
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What is the worst way to have sex?
with a girl who whines are you done yet and won't do oral..It goes like this.
Oh my god don't get that stuff on my face.
ewww I just washed my hair. No way I'm letting you put that in my ass.
My first girlfriend from NJ 1969, I fucked her sister,much better
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What do you think of Beer Cheese?
Indigestion
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Do you reserve your road rage for the younger inexperienced driver, the senior driver, or does it all go to the rude person on the phone?
Neither the Weaving Lookie Loo
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Will you help me make my porn movie? What will you do/what will your job be? Being the star or having sex with me is not an option. I am the start and already have the perfect partner to film myself with.
Best boy gaffer and I'll lower the boom
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Are you a sheep?
I'm a Ram you're a lamb
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Some people believe that the last thing you think about before sleeping is what you dream about. Do you believe this?
when I talk to prople, my dreams are somtimes influenced by the imagery of what was said.
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Are you planning on helping out your local farmers/gardeners this year? How? Why? Why not?
can't wait for the veggies
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At 2:00pm everyday a radio station I listen to has people call in to "Tell 'em why you're mad" and vent. It is usually pretty funny. My question is "Why are you mad?" (seriously, why are you mad??)
I'm mad at :
racists
pigs who won't share
tea baggers (do they Know the double entende?)
Rush Limbaugh's mom for not having a misscarriage
more
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Do the butterflys in your stomach go away after a while? Do you still get the twitter patter feeling with your partner/spouse, girlfriend/boyfriend?
usually and it is good to know
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If you HAD to gain weight, what foods would eat the most of?
I read that Jared Leto ate 6 Ben and Jerry fudge brownie pints a day to gain the weight to play Mark David Chappman in Chapter 27. I avoid it
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Which do you prefer Lemonade or Iced Tea?
I'll have the teplease
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When a person gets sworn in at court to tell the truth but doesn't believe in God do they automatically have the right to lie and if the court does know about the person beliefs what do they use and say?
The procedure is I swear and affirm
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Your magical dwarf name?? add the first 2 letters of your first name to the last 2 letters of your last name and the middle letter in your middle name.
Dick Gosinya
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What food do you like the smell of, most of all?
Garlic and ginger being cooked together
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Is there anything you have ever eaten that was alive at the time you ate it?
Clams and oysters
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Niels Bohr noted that, "Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future." What do you predict?
a meteor will hit may 21 2011
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Do you believe we can control our dreams? How?
I'll send you a hot one
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How can I get into Hell? Are there any requirements I need to fulfill in order to spend my eternity there?
There is no hell in y opinion but to play it safe:
Be a racist
ignore the needs of the porr and sick
be a grredy fuck
be generally ignorant
Be a vocally religious person
Ah shit just be a republican everything else will fall in lace.
PS. Go To Hell. ( if thats what you really want and ther is one.) Say hi to tricky Dick Nixon and All the Popes
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Are atheist the most clueless people alive?
Christ No
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If you were terminally ill would you choose traditional medicines/doctor/methods or homeopathic medicines/doctors/methods? Why?
If possible die with a smile on my face and some excellent departure drugs to ease my pain. The company of a fine woman. Music to get lost in and the finest wine. If that were not tolerable assisted suicide
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What is something you have to shake before using or eating?
salad dressing
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Why do people put faith in cures being found for diseases instead of preventing the disease to begin with? Why do politicians debate health care plans instead of plans to keep people healthy to begin with?
IT'S A BUSINESS
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I am a young woman who is told by men a great deal that I am "delicate" looking. They say it as if it is a compliment, but I don't know what to make of it. I am 5'5", 110lbs., so I am thin. Do men like "delicate" women?
Men know that women want to hear that they are small in stature. Men are all into getting laid.
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Why did God create "man" and "woman"? Are men and women supposed to represent different things that are of equal importance? If so, what?
What Forrst Gump's mom said to you....
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Is there a girl who is a real slut?
Define Slut.
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How many of you find a pregnant lady more attractive?
It can be a turn on to me. Depends on the girl
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Fill in the blank!! I WANT TO _______ YOU? (be creative)
massage
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I'm so confused with 'proper' bra sizes lol. I'm hearing all different ways to measure it. Anyone know the 'real' way?? Like most women, I've often worn the wrong size. And how exactly do the differences work with sizes like D and DD, etc? (continued....)
let me look first now turn around...this will be very pleasnat and now stand like you normally do.....ahh I am feeling a full C maybe a D. Now arch your back and open your mouth and turn your head toward me. (that's just for me dear) I like the leopard and the black ones
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Have you ever put your hand in a strangers pocket?
I once ran my hand up a cocktail waitress's skirt to see if she had panties on.
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What is your favorite line in a movie?
Oh Micahel Corleone! I was in the Olive Oil business with his father.
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What is the #1 complaint women have about men?
from what I recall men can pee standing up on camping rips. women have it made sexually. Think about it. Men have to ask for sex women just have to show up. women never buy anything, they can get a man to do anyhing to them within 10 seconds. I prefer being a man but don't tell me that women don't realize that I will suck any part of their anatomy before being properly introduced and...
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What do you like most about titty sex? I've gotten off on it a couple of times, have you?
The best parts of the experience are there. The beautiful face, the breasts and the lick uf the tongue. Now you've gone and made me horny again. Bad Girls
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Should students who object to evolution be required to learn it?
Home school ones only. For you homeschool hotties I am free for the homeschool prom. I will be happy to take your mom along to the Ramada Inn with adjoining rooms for the after party with you. Lets try to make it a family GOOD TIME
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What animals mate for life?
ducks
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New Member, this is for you; I'm concerned that my SG doesn't get enough from his GF, so he is living vicariously through me and my many stories of the day. Should I fire him or make him get a new girlfriend that is sexually satisfying?
That's a hard call. Is he harmless? I could underatand his dilemna, but I think I would handle it differently.
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Why are Northern folk called "Yankees" ? Do you think it is an offensive term?
The southern women have a long tradition of intelligence and charm
take the following:
Susan Smith
Andrea Yates
Casey Anthony
We wouldn't want to tarnish all that by calling them Yankees now would we?
Now scoot off to bed your daddy is waiting
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Real mother and son
Go to your local church and discuss it with your pastor lol
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Hello im allen 33 year old male from west virginia im unemployed and am living with my parents for last year my thing is i have always viewed porn and stuff im a virgin but for last 10 to 11 months i have secretly lust for my mom from looking up fantasy i
Have a long talk with Jesus
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If you could only say three words for the rest of your life, what would they be?
Take em off
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Three words after sex, what would you say?
Pull 0ver cabdriver
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What comes to mind when you think of " mother earth "
A voice whimpering having been forgotten, We've taken all she has and given nothing in return.
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Have you had a sexual experience - that after it was over - it was so incredible - that you have never gotten there again?
Involving mind alteration in 1967 and one time only with a girl you have all seen Fucken Aye
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Which celebrity or public person makes you hot under the collar? Tie between Christian Bale and Robert Downey, Jr. for me.
Big Fat Burping Semi Comatose Deaf Arrogant Ignorant Pillpopping Ate All The Food At The 7/11 (Rush) Yeast Infection Has Cottage Cheese Growing In The Folds Under His Arm Pits (Limbagh)
The pride of the Republican Party
He's good to his mother too
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I'm at the urinal peeing and have a coca cola in one hand and my phone starts ringing...could you please help me?
me make pee pee in your coke
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What would you think if you saw a young man with a 6inch blue mohawk?
I'd say he was probably exhagerating.
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Hello im allen 33 year old male from west virginia im unemployed and am living with my parents for last year my thing is i have always viewed porn and stuff im a virgin but for last 10 to 11 months i have secretly lust for my mom from looking up fantasy i
EEEha long as you don't mind leaving yer cousin"s behind, I'd leave town. (by the way is yer mama married?)
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What was the most disappointing or embarassing encounter regarding a Penis you have ever had?
Finding out some hot looking women may have them
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My new boyfriend thinks that I should get my clitoris pierced. He says that most men think this is sexy but I do not agree. So, men, I'd like to know what you guys really think about this so that I can prove him wrong!! Every answer counts. :)
Don't let a man hurt you.. I would kiss it first before hurting or making you hurt yourself.
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What was the "worst episode of The Simpsons ever" in your opinion?
The homage to pulp fiction..Too cheesy
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Have you ever put your hand in a strangers pocket?
NO but,I had a woman holding a baby try to pick my pocket in Temple Square in SLC Utah, a side note.... The only time a hooker ever said to me: "wanna date?" was also at Temple square during general conference same place same day.
Must be my boyish charm luckily I carry my wallet in my front pocket.
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If you met a person that was another you, what would you talk about?
I did but it was too weird to meet my double. We didn't say much.
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Why do you girls masturbat
We aren't doing our oral duties
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What is an example of a liquid that needs to be measured? (water, liquid laundry soap...etc.)
medicine
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Have you ever had an erection from the vibrations of the school bus and there is no way to get rid of it because the girl in front is wearing a pink bra and you can see it through her white shirt?
yes and yes
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What TV character and heartthrob do you miss the most? I miss Jordan Catalano (Jared Leto) from my So-called Life.
Alissa Milano
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What is your favorite Will Smith movie?
six degrees of separation
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Can you kill someone with a Red Rider BeBe Gun?
You'l put your eye out kid
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Bagel,English Muffin or Banana Nut Muffin?
everything bagel w/tomatoe onion and creamcheese.
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What normal, everyday activity causes you to become aroused or at least think about sex?
waking up, seeing the waether girl, the waitress, walking through Macy's and seeing the lingerie dept. Knowing that Summer is near and bikinis will be out soon.
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What do you call a pirate with an extra hole in his head?
Courtesy of the Navy Seals
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When someone is talking obnoxiously loud on their cell phone in a public place, do you listen to the conversation?
Yes especially someone blabbering on a bluetooth.
I recall my years on the subway in NY
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Do men secretly LOVE sluts..because men claim to want good girls yet they always CHEAT on their girlfriend/wives with SLUTS? I think most men really want sluts what do you think?
It's a taboo, ans everyone loves a taboo. WEill we do it?ure at some time we all have and find people have the same needs. What does that make everyone else? Saints?
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When you were young did you ever masturbate with your friends?
Circle jerk? No thanks
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Can we just start over?
A rich fantasy world in which we are the rulers and beloved first family. Yo my queen and I your king.. Yeah why not
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Guys, how often do you "polish the one eyed snake"? Ladies, how often do you "flick your bean"? Be honest! Why do you do it? And are you currently in a sexual relationship with someone? Do they know you touch yourself?
When he's awake
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Do you or do you justify unseemly behaviors in your current or past relationships?
What??? Me?
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Have you ever just had a day when you wanted to just scream?
Came very close yesterday my friend
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Do you feel like I feel?
I'd like to feel how you feel
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Have you ever been tea-bagged?
frequently. I like the taint to have attention paid to it
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Whats the funniest movie you've ever seen?
old school
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What topic/subject on this site starts the most arguments? I saw some pretty bad ones. There was one where a person wished the other one would die.
Right wingers, religious fanatics, and politics
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Would you stay in a realtionship if the sex was AMAZING but you fought all the time?
I did that for a while. I regret not hangin in longer. The fighting was an itgral part of the passion. I was too immature at the time to grasp it.
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Have you ever said "you can lick this"?
the nape of your neck to your lips?
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What's the freakiest sex you've ever had?
I stayed at a sorority house to stand in for their female cook for a few weeks. I was like a sultan with a harem
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Would Tom Cruise, and Jack Black out if Jordin Sparks up the set they are on? Give me a creative sentence with celebrity names!
Tom Cruise was trying to convert Jack Black and asked "Can you take Scientology into your heart" With a twinnkle and a raised eyebrow Jack said " No but I could take your wife into my trailer and wellll you knowwwww Tommmy I might just have her screamin Holy Moses."
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Can you name a song about adultry?
triad jefferson airplane
lucille little richard
whipping post allman bros
red house jimi hendrix "If my baby don't love me no more I know her sister will"
love stinks
love hurtd
whats love got to do about it
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If you had the opportunity to go on a manned mission to another star, would you go? Why or why not?
I am a curious person and am tired of the lies and ignorances of men. I'd like to see for myself.
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Someone told me black people come from monkeys, is this true?
Racists talk smack. evolution and religion are theories but at leatst evolution was researched. More than likely er came from bacteria then one cell organisms and etc.
There are always freaks of nature however
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Women, would you rather have your intimate partner's pubic area clean shaven? Men, same question.
I like the bush
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What is your favorite type, and brand of beer or ale?
(light, DARK , foriegn, domestic...BRAND)
Amstel Light
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Your magical dwarf name?? add the first 2 letters of your first name to the last 2 letters of your last name and the middle letter in your middle name.
Dickgysinya
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What do you think of a husband who gets upset if she wants to use a vibrator?
selfis and a poor lover.
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Where can I find an HONEST CHRISTIAN parallel of all the changes made to the KJV to create JST or Inspired version? I would like to have a side by side parallel, so I can study these differences.
This is a joke right? Honest clergyman and hostile biblethumpers. I'd rather talk to a pawnbroker or a ticket scalper. People who swear be an storybood are not my cup of meat
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A friend told me about a sex toy that has 2 balls and is connected to a string. I do not know the name ans how do you use it?
Thats me pull the string and I'll follow you anywhere
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Have you heard anything through the Grape Vine lately?
Rush is a tranny
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What food when you first think of it do you associate with some sort of sex & why?
mangoes peach halves hot pockets
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Can you name a song about adultry?
reo speed wagon take it on the run
the wall pink floyd
locomotive breath tull
part time lover stevie wonder
if I could fly
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Has anyone every tried the Medifast diet? Years ago you could only get it through your Dr., but now it is available to the public. I need a jump start!
No but I'm having gastric banding
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What if there were no political parties?
No idiot conservative talk shows. Rush could go to the gutter and buy drugs and chase the icecream truck.
Ahhhhh nirvana...
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If you live in Philly, is it still called Philly cheese steak, or just cheese steak (or is it steak and cheese)?
Theres' geno's, mc nally's whitehouse they don't call them philly in philly. I make 'em in my place and they are great. In Pittsburgh they are Primanti Brothers and the put cole slaw and thin french fries on them, in New England they call them grinders.
However you look at the You made me HUNGRY
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I really dont know why but my bf wants me to give him a bj in the bahroom but the problem is he mainly wants it during school at lunch when nobody is in the hallways but there might be teachers around how can i give him it if hes usually loud
Toilet sex. Don't you think you're better than that. At least enough for a motel room? Jesus H. I never treated a girl like that in my fucking life.
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Do the Christians on AB agree with Joe Frazier that Ali's condition is punishment from God for being arrogant and converting to Islam? LINK: http://www.comcast.net/articles/sports-boxing/20090410/Smokin_.Joe/
Fuck Joe Frazier. Ali is The once and future King of the sport. Frazer is a dope addict and a sellout.
A phill street trash looooosseerr
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Mr. Roper or Mr. Furley? Who would you rather have as your landlord? ☺
screw thos guys I wann bang that Chrissy. Jack is a pussy
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Peter piper picked _______
picked some pretty pussy walkin home from school
this chick was fuckin hot ti waould make a bkind ma drool
so he took der to the movies and in his pants he had ahorm so he whipped his thing right out and buttered her popcorn
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A sub/serv has requested to be tied up with his hands behind. He also desires to be spanked as well. Just need a way to tie his hands behind him so that they don't get in the way of his spanking. I would hate to break his little pinky finger. Suggestions?
Put gloves on him and tape them together.I will be thinking of you
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I overheard someone say the history books are not accurate. What do you think?
I read a book years ago called LIes my Teacher told Me. since then I have looked for historical accounts backed by journals and diaries of people who were there.
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Do you like to take your time or are you a quickie?
Quickies are great and add to the excitement if the timing is right like staying at a friend's home or in an aiplane bathroom. Imagine the possibilities. Share your stories.
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What is the best way to bring a women to orgasm?
a woman is most sexually stimulated between the ears.Not between the legs
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Have you ever had a moment of clarity where everything in your life up to that point becomes clear? How do you hang on to the moment?
In TM you have thos moments and they are fleeting. The beatles song across the universe covers the feeing in fragments. I don't keep up with it. I was trained by Maharishi same as the Beatles. Recently started up again. Positive thiings have come my way. Jai Guru Dev.
I'm more of an Andy Kaufman like meditator than other more serious people, but it is good
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Why does sex, bring pleasure to the human body?
Need for human contact because of pheramones and desire for company, hormaones that promote procration and orgasm which release endorphins.. I just like pussy
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Can you come up with another word for Orgasm?
slip and slid explosion
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Would you send naked pictures of yourself to a stranger by e mail
I fantacize about the way you look by the way you answer, You are intelligenyt but I bet you are a wildcat. If you wany me to see you I would do the pictures the justice of a shrine.
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Describe sex/fuck, in your own words.
sex is the innertwing of two people who are building a passion of heat and desire toward a climcatic release that ultimately will become a literal fuck a push to heigts of physiacl dtuggle to a hor creamy nirvan that is sexuak and spritual bliss and release.
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Don't put that ______________. (fill in the blank)
anywhere near my ass
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When you have some free time, would you rather spend it by yourself or with someone?
I travel for 2 weeks every year
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What is the best way to smoke meat?
get an old fridge. with a hot plate on the bottom put hickory chips in it to smolder
Meat must be treated with spices. Contact Pittsburg Spice for a price list. Smallman St Pittsburgh. they ship small orders.
Venison beef and other game is good. Pork needs to be cooked look up metods on line.
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Would you send naked pictures of yourself to a stranger by e mail
you wouldn't really want that
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Are you in sex mood right now and why.
Yes always
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Guys, do you watch lesbian movies and why.
@ girs maybe 3 who needs a guy
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Are you in sex mood right now and why.
cock is pointing to the sun
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Is it strange that I would much rather give oral than receive it? Maybe I've just never had it really good when I've been receiving?
Love the experience so many senses involved and it invokes deep desire
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Best time of the day to have sex?
To know one's self is the highest form of conscienceness
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Should Scooter Libby have been commuted? If so, why should he be treated differently than the 3,000 others convicted of treason who were sentenced and served/are serving 2-5 years? If not, why do you think Bush did it? How about Cheney's involvement?
The whole cabinet should be there.
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How should Cheney torture Biden for saying he was ''dead wrong'' on security?
Hunting anyone? My treat the stuttering ex vp or as I call him spawn of the Penguin Yawwww.
at least Biden as a Vet could probably handle a rifle.
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What comes to mind when you think of " pot sticker "
west coast dumplings
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A jerk at a party called me a "Femi-nazi" because I asked him why he thought it was weird that women could be good golfers. Any ideas on how to punish the clown?
The only thing he is missing is some oxycotin, a tiny moustasche and Wagner in the background playing The Flight of the Valkyries. His sweaty Ass has to be taken by wheelchair to an abmulance and then put in to a voluntary coma. On the bright side he'd be a better prsident then Bush. Sieg Heil
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Name something that has no remedy?
The moan from the bone
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What happened to all the funny beer commercials?
Moved to Maxim and other magazines. TV has lost it's edge since we have to pay for it
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I stepped _____
lively and cautious thrigh the streets of my youth feeling at home and like a stranger with the new order hood surrounding me like vipers ready to strike
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I got a big ___ in my ___
Burden in my libido
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Are there any female characters on breakfast cereal boxes? If not, why not?
Verna Equinox is on my Creamy Wheat Box
Love to look at it while I eat that creamy stuff. Ummmm. Now with Honey.
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Do you wear shades/sun-glasses??? what is your favourite color/kind?
Black watfarers
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Have you ever said "you can lick this"?
I a persaon can take his licls or beatins
So I think it means can you beat or overcome this.
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Ross, Joey, or Chandler?
Rachels's hot sister Christine Applegate. Duh those gusys are all dorks
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When you say or hear "illegal immigrant" what do you think of?
everyone except american indians
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I am a female.I started masturbating before many guys did.I was 5 years old. So why do people think guys start earlier? Women even develop earlier.
some people have sensitive genitalia. If the situation is right they could be having orgasms way before pubety and not really know it. I did and they were long lasting before there was ejaculate. Those days I rarely came out of my room. The first time I was with a girl she was a lot like me. WE were sweethearts for years. I saw her last year at a reunion and is noe a biblethumper. However she...
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How long was the bigest dick ever
Not mine but I get points for F- ort
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What is a type of valve?
gate valve,ball valve, heart valve.
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If you were a fortune cookie what would you say?
EAT ME
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You are sexy!!! You know this, though, don't you?
Love the new avatar
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Im 16 and pregnant by my 19 year old boyfriend. we've been together since before he turned 18...if my mom wants to send him to jail but i dont...can she do that? (california).
On the bright side you can het a GED in jail now.
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Sex, any good/bad thoughts about it.
It's a mixture. all ending with a stciky mess.
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I want to eat out my girlfriend but she says she feels wierd evn though she always gives me a blowjob before sex.Is there anyway to make her feel more comforatble?
a very close shave. talk to her, a lot of kising and take your time. Don't rush her. Men want to pull the head down. Some women do but fear the fumbling male might just not be familiar with the terrain. Speak little don't poke around and gently go for it.
I wish you luck Not every amle is adept.
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What makes your eyes water?
a slap from a hot chick(in the right place)
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Chillin, kiMy ex is insane. Shes obsessively crazy and even cut herself because of me in public. She threatens girls I hang out with and won't leave me aloooone. Advice?
Fuck her when you're bored eventually she'll get bored and dump you. She wants what she can't have. Offer to have e three way and ask her to bring her best friend over. She'll bolt. Logic isn't working.
Worst case scenario. Bring a video cmaera.
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Why do atheists claim that christians are delusional?
Vounteer to work on a mental ward as a christian duty and you'll see 12 Jesus Christs. 22 Satans 4 Virgin Marys a half Dozen Apostles and Maybe Joan d' Arc.
People quoting scripture like Pat Robertson and reading your mind.
It will give you pause to think. Who's crazier Them or me?
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Your new partner tells you it would really turn them on if you watched them masturbate. Would you do it?
I always try to surprise her
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Ladies: Do you lick your fingers while you're masturbating?
How many would lick another girls hot wet pussy?
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How many times a day do you mustrabate is three times too much
Go for the record. It only ghets better baby
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How to fuck.
Read the Kama Sutra or watch Barely Legal.
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Why P--y and D---k, in the middle of the body, any reason, or it just happened like that way.
It wouldn't look right to wear a jock strap on our head or a tampon in our ear now would it?
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In Palm reading: If I fell, and damaged my "life" and "fate" line on the palm of my hand, is that a sign? Am I now doomed, and/or not going to live a long, healthy life?
I'll give you a foot massge and read the same lines on your foot. It works the same, and you will be so relaxed
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What are the ways to make a women nipples hard and sensative?
lick them and suck air around them
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Whats the worst thing a man can say to a women during labor?
That nurse is coming on to me. Do I look good. I'm going in. Be back bfore you know it. Hey you're the one who doesn't want to have sex.
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Women...do you feel giving a man a hand-job is a control thing putting you in complete control
That only works for Dolphins but try me I'll follow you anywhere
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How much will a Kosher Ham cost?
Kosher Salami is $9.00 a lb
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About what age do guys sex drive decrease? I'm a 30 year female and damn my sex drive has never been this high. My husband is 38 and even though we have sex, it doesn't seem like it's no big deal if he goes a week without sex.
I hear that from my male friends. Some take anti-derpressants.
I'm 56 and all I think aboput is women and sex. Have since I was 10. I am free about every week day
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Which do you prefer macaroni and cheese or fettucini alfredo?
Ask the chef for anything
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Do i have to lick my wife,s pussy n insert my penis into her mouth as they do in porn movies
Do you not want to?
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I'm 22 years of age and masturbate about 3 times a wk on average. My current partner thinks this is 'wrong' especially because of the fact that i'm in a relationship and he can pleasure me instead. This is a pretty big issue of his. What do u think?
Men can be jealous of anything. This can be a red flag if he's jealous of your fingers. Think about it!!!!
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Do you prefer hot or mild?
Depends on my mood.I like both
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How much will a Kosher Ham cost?
Ask a Kosher butcher. They keep those in the back. OYY
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You are sexy!!! You know this, though, don't you?
you smolder
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Have you ever noticed that the way two people's sex scent mixed together in a unique smell? What does it do for you?
I would like to Rocket. Sounds like pussy heaven
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If a half brother and sister sleep together, is that incest?
.5+.+=.5
wrong math but with genetic testing for precaution you should be ok
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Men do you realize many women are turned on by touching and sucking the penis? I think many men think women only do it to satisfy them. So not true!
I have only had girls not suck it who were religious but after I licked theier pussy they came around and really dug it. Maybe a bad exoerience with hygiene was a turnoff
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What is your favorite line in a movie?
You looking at me? de Niro taxi driver
Mi ciamo Vito Adolini e' guiisti e' rer ti! Godfather 2
ASm I a clown? Am I here to fucking amuse you? Joe Pesce Goodfellas
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When a man gets oral sex it's called a Blowjob. Any nicknames for what it is called when it is done to a female?
eating pussy
pushing the button
mustache ride
face sitting
clit licking
I could go on anybody wnat me to?
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Can you tell when you are going to go through a bout of depression? How long does it last for you?
Forgot about the godamm full moon been feeling off lately. Need you to be naughty Rocket. I hope you are ok. You can torture me by teasing if it helps you hot thang
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Know your Bible? What river was Jesus baptized in?
The DElaware.
No that was Washington
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In your opinion, what is the worst thing you have ever been asked to do at work? Did you do it?
I worked for a company in NJ and was promoted to CT offce mgr and sales mgr for New England.
I went up there to survey the area in Meriden and look for a house.
The day I got there my bosses back in Clifton told me to FIRE everyone ther and hire new people. Some had been there 30 years.
I said Clifton sent there regards wenmto out to lunch and quit.
I figured they didn't have...
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What do you think is in the vaults at Fort Knox?
did you look up gunderson steel yet?
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I'm friends with several police officers and they told me about murders committed over religion and politics. Is it human nature to disagree,argue and keep accelerating to the next level till one or both are dead?
Alcohol.paranpia,fear all feed into the violence taht causes people's hopelesness, and desparation.
Desparate people do desparate things. Some for money,God, Glory and even a flag.
It makes ni sense to argue with a crazy man
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When women have breast enhancement surgery, re they doing it for men or for themselves?
Thanks for thinking of us guys. Look at my crotch for my appreciation level
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Were the Great Lakes once part of a huge ocean or sea?
once the US was underwater thats why we find seashell in the desert
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Have you already made some kind of deal with the Devil?
if you have a motgage you already sold your soul.
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How do you get back your lover with out screwing it up even worse wot can i txt her?
yes talking has always been my problem. SORRY
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Have you already made some kind of deal with the Devil?
I promised to stay away from his wife if he would stay out of my kids closet and under their bed. He's married to Christie Brinkley
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Who would win in a fight.. A Apache Indian or A Roman Gladiator?
Did you hear about the Roman Soldier?
He was a glad he ate er.
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Which do you prefer macaroni and cheese or fettucini alfredo?
Fet Alfredo with an appetizer of Prociutto Crudo and Honeydew. The entre' would be cracked crab ala Marsala for you my dear. Opening wine Vernaccia di Berghidda and for dessert a cannoli and asti spumate.
Buon Appetito. espresso or capucino?
Ciao Bella
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How would you differentiate if a person was 'clever' or 'cunning'?
The clever have the aptitude for survival through subterfuge and the ability to fake a persona to fit their environment for a period of time...to an end
Cunning is cultivated for survival through practice,learning from a teacher or teachers and a lack of feelings. The borderline personality can be found in this group but is not exclusive to it.
Drunks, addicts and the plain bad people are...
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Would you ever name your daughter after a calendar month? ie June, May, October?
I have visions of April
It's a morning in May
60's song can't recall who sang it
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If you were walking down the street and some guy came and asked you to go home with him and spank him, would you do it?(Question for the ladies)
a chick?
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Guys: Do you blow your nose in the shower?
somebody leave you a present? throw him out honey
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Name something that has no remedy?
the thrill of the chase
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What's a pearl necklace?
cum around a girl's neck
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Avatar Any1 had a party with friends turn into group sex party? how did it start? what can i do to have one of these parties with my gf and friends? i dont need a 3some/orgy, just multiple ppl having sex in the same room. plz dont answer alcohol
show porn. leave a vibrator out. have her wear a short skirt commando and put on a show. find a sex game yo play. Good luck I hope it's what you want
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Guys: Do any of you find it a turn on to be called "daddy" ? If so, why?
I had a girl do it and it didn't add anything. it wasn't a turn off either
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Have you ever given or received the "reject" phone number? If yes, were you the giver or the receiver? (If you don't know what I mean, I will give you the number to call. Rather funny)
Give it out....
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What would you do if your best friend became President of the United States of America.......but then turned GAY!!!?? lol
That would be FABULOUS
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Can i post here my nude photos?
sure you can
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Can you recommend a book that you absolutely loved, and think everyone should read? I'm looking for fiction, or at least very entertaining books. Please don't suggest the bible- I've already read that.
willard and the bowling trophies by richard brautigan
sirens of titan kurt vonngut jr
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When you get a phone call and it's a recording, do you listen or hang up?
I hate that
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What is something that can be found in a trash dumpster.
your 401K
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What is 1-3 words you can use to describe your sex drive?
Don't you rest?
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What's something you do better drunk?
You'll like his Irish Tenor voice. Thanks luv
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Have you ever masturbated in front of someone ? Who?
many times and I love to see momen do it. It is very nice
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Are you a good lover, or a Great Lover?
A legend in my own mind
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What are some of the signs that a man is transgender?
he has a penis and breasts
after sex she keeps rubbing your cock. you ask whay and she says"I miss mine"
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What is the cure to Gay disease? (where you like cock but should really like vagina)...
at your local Kool Aid stand in front of a church
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Do you think the color red is sexy or trashy?
trashy is the new sexy
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Ladies: What is the most unusual thing you have in your purse right now?
anyone have a piece?
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Are you in unfamiliar territory?
I'm at home in the univers. I close my eyes and see Jai Guru Dev
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Do you over react?
Maybe a little sometimes. I used to when I was younger. In my work I have to be strong and a good negotiator, but you get bullies in all fields. I can find their weaknesses and pounce them if the situation calls for it. With two daughters I have hadt to deal with some of their boyfriends. They regrest meeting me under bad circumstances.
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If you believe satan is among us now, who do you think he/she is?
Satan is fucken Donald Trump and Hugh Hefner. How else do you think they get those teenage women. I know of other rich guys. This is a travesty
I hate this shit.
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If the Health Department swabbed a Stripper Pole..what would they find?
enough DNA to poulate Pluto
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Is there certain etiquette that has to be followed when you have Phone Sex?
wet nap on the phone would be a nice touch
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My BF always goes to like the strip clubs and like what I was wondering is do u think he is cheating on me?
smell his fingers
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Can anyone tell me how many times the "F" word is used in the movie ScarFace? (if you're off by a few numbers, it's ok..) And then, can you tell me what movie uses the "F" word the most? The person that tells me the right answer first will get my points.
Thats n0othing compared to a fmaily ruinion. Have some fucking pasta my little friend
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Can you tell what a persons thinking most times, without them having to say a word? how?
I can usually anticipate and annoyingly finish a liars sentence. It's from experiencing a life of bullshitters.
I have been able to bite it back for about the last 5 years but It gets me so mad to have to listen to some people.
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I am having the Biggest Fourth of July Party! Beer, RockBand, A BombFire, People of the AB would you like to RSVP? (and we will also have a veggie tray and sparklers)
I'll bring:
My roman candle
Booze (bring in the 4th with a 5th)
hot wings)
music
and my ladyfriend
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Which is harder, earning money or keeping it?
I have to discipline myself to save. I can always earn
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Why is health insurance is so expensive?
Cause we won't revolt
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What comes to mind when you think of " cold case "
bush Sr and Bin Laden Family laughing it up in the Lincoln bedroom
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What do you think about the corporate bailouts?
Unfathomable bullshit perpetrated by the biggest scam artistists who could sell a cance victim a lifetime suppy of cigarettes
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Are we just a number?
Yeah call me 7
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Do all men like fake boobs?
The proper term is fun bags. No disrespect.
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Which are better for ladies shoes: flats or heels?
Heels Spike heels they promote character.
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Should students who object to evolution be required to learn it?
They should let their moms home school them through uni
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Are you watching porn right now? If so, what site, what movie?
Bill Prisoner of jenda. Its a very intense s&m movie. I never saw one before.
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Is there a purpose for our being here on earth, if so what are we supposed to accomplish here?
pass
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Would you like me to push you on a Hammock or push you off a Hammock?
You would rock my world 4 snaps and an ok
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What does it smell of to you?
fear,the scent of women and someone's been snorting coke.
I'll have a dirty martini please and send her one...the intense one.
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What exactly does vice versa mean and what exactly does et cetera mean?
et cetera means and other things in latin
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IS ANAL SEX AND ORGASM WITHOUT TAKING PREVENTION CAN MAKE ME PREGNANT?
This is the product of abstinence sex education
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Friends First or Sex First?
C'mon you'd ditch your pals for pussy in a flash
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What television show do you have ABSOLUTELY NO INTEREST in...?
dancing with the stars
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God is reporting today. Good Morning This morning's weather should be good/ Earthquakes, Wars and rumors of wars as usual. If you have any prayer requests the line is open until noon tuesday.
I'm actually black so I'll stick with the clouds.
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If you had to make a deal with the devil, what would you want?
Free fire heating
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Have you already made some kind of deal with the Devil?
He leaves me alone and I stop boning his daughter
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If you believe satan is among us now, who do you think he/she is?
He is called by many names
George Bush, Rush Limbaugh, Fox News, Howard Stern, Howard K Stern, JDMac B (only a minion). Yony the destroyer of assholes). and Rick Santorum.
I am legion for there are many of us.
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What is your favorite tv showw and why?
big love...Mormon hijinx
dexter loveable serial killer
confessions of a call girl hot hooker with the 3rd wall removed
californication..... Duchuvny bangs 2-3 hotties pe episode
flight of the concords......Funny in an od way wit good music
L word..........Hot lesbians and adukt content nudity good topics even murder
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In my early days of cooking for myself, i tried presoaking dry pasta before i went to class to save time so i could have a fast meal between classes. Not good. What sort of cooking blunders have you made?
the crock pot
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Anyone reading self employed or know someone that is? How are you/they coping with the economic slow down?
it hasn't hit yet the stock market is only the barometer of the butt fucking america is gonna get
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What is your favorite Steppenwolf song?
don't step on the grass sam
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Is there certain etiquette that has to be followed when you have Phone Sex?
say thankyou don't just throw the phone at the wall
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Do you go for long drives when you're upset?
Used to drive to the ocean for the sunrise to meditate. Now I do it near a stream on my property, It's snowing today tho
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Do you talk WAAAAYYY too much?
It gets me in trouble all the time
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What comes to mind when you think of " stud finder "
You can find them at a hardware storeor ab4adults
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Which are better for ladies shoes: flats or heels?
spikey heels
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Have you exercised today? If so what did you do and for how long?
wrestled with my conscience and sowed my seed
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Why won`t religion go away?
IT'S A BUSINESS
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Do you think the animals sold in the pet trade get treated humanly?
doubt it
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Do you think the prison systems are creating criminal street warriors?
In a video game maybe
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Have you ever been on a covered bridge?
kutztown Pa
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Men: How long can u have sex before u have a orgasm?
It can take a long time hope you're not in a hurry. If you are active and crazy it may happen faster. I have no recovery time to speak of.
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I am a woman and giving a boyfriend a BJ gives me pleasure too. I don't only give him pleasure it turns me on to play with the penis. Any other woman feel this way?
I have always had fun with it
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Three words after sex, what would you say?
pass the washcloth
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I watched a show about space exploration and there were some people in it saying the Apollo moon walks were staged. What do you think?
I 67% believe that too. In one of the Russian space walk pics it was proven they were under water in a salt mine. Bubbles in the shot. There are sites with pics of the moon shot scenery and mechanisms.
My question is why after 40 years are there no more trips to the big cheese ball?
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Do you ever seduce or lead-on a friend of the opposite sex?
lead on many
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How come we can't grasp God, but he grasps us?
That was father Donavan, he will soon be transfered
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Can only GOD save YOU.?
walmart can save you or your money back
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Have you ever masturbated in public?
ricks a closet boy thats why he hides his wif and doesn't let his kids out to play.
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How many women keep their eyes open staring at their S/O when they swallow?
The idea of you and your big eyes looking up at me amkes my balls ache.
You are truly royal.
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Did you know that republicans are the only people that masturbate?
No they are referred as jerk offs. We all maturbate.
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Have you ever masturbated in public?
I had sex in public when I was young. nobody wants to see you yank your meat Please
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Can you think of an edible flower that can go into a salad?
tiger lily is used in hot and sour soup
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If you were starting a restaurant, what kind of food would be on the menu?
Italian old world. with freah made breads and pastas.
I have a restuarant like that in the works
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Domies (servants), how long have you been with your master/mistress (dominatrix)? What makes your relationship work so well? Besides the obvious.
I'd serve my cock up on a platter and you could torture it with little nasty things
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Domies (servants), how long have you been with your master/mistress (dominatrix)? What makes your relationship work so well? Besides the obvious.
4 days and she's a hard taskmaster. she keeps me WAITING
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Women, where is your favorite place for a man to cum on you?--inner thigh, small of your back, palm of your hand, feet, etc.
Men, where would you prefer to cum on a woman?
Right down your throat, and you love it
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If you could have sex with any one FICTIONAL television character, who would it be?? I would so do Alan Shore from Boston Legal...come on..who would you do?
In the movie Heartbreak id. I'd like to be in the sex scene with his crazy fist wife. He was seemingly in pain. That looked like the perfect girl for me.
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I had a car for sale and received a counterfeit money order for more than the amount and the buyer requested the overage be sent to them. I didn't fall for it. How come authorities don't go after these crooks but actively seek out currency counterfeiters?
getting screwed anymore was never more easy. The cops don't see, to protect the consumer.
They even have molestation insurance for churches
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Will jesus return?
Jesus better Iordered a pannini and he left the bodega 15 minutes ago.
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What's something (any topic) you're not interested in?
The Existentialists
Flaubert
American Idol
Your budgie
your miniature doggie
the cost of gas
the weather
your boyfriend
Paris Hilton
The Hilton in Paris
Your conspiracy theory
How the county is using our tax dollars incorrectly
Classmates
Reunions
Thankyou
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Tell me an interesting fact about bill clinton
He isn't a Rhodes Scholar. He quit before the first year was up
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If you are at a 'Strip Club' are you also trying to access The AnswerBag while putting a dollar down a Strippers thong? Are you that talented?
Because of some of these women I am learning to type one-handed
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Does eating bee pollen or raw unfiltered honey help allergies?
Check out how commercial honey is factory grown now. Fucken make you cry. Probably causes your allergies
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Would you prefer to live in a society where you make $5 a week and it takes $4 a week to live or make $500 a week and it takes $495 a week to live?
I'm small time.
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Do you think labor unions have any effect on inflation?
There was a need for them years ago. Now they are pigs at the trough with wall street and the worker is dying
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Why do they call white & black people by their color, but spanish, asian, indian, etc. etc. are primarily referred to by their ethnicity?
I went to Canada and it was slightly different. This country was built on slavery and cheap immigrant labor. Canada was slightly better. People escaped the US to go there and Canada kicked Washington's ass and thre the US out. Somrthing England and France ot the Native people couldn't do.
They are proud of their health system and will help people. Kind of like what America used to...
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Do you think all cops are good.
They are people. They put their guns on one at a tme
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If you could have sex with any one FICTIONAL television character, who would it be?? I would so do Alan Shore from Boston Legal...come on..who would you do?
Rachel Ray doggie style
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Girls/ladies, tell guys/men, what do you want from us in bed, so that we will try our best to keep you happy.
Never underestmate the things a man will find erotic.
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I find that this can be a touchy subject with some girls but honestly how many of you here masturbate?
I can't raise my hand..
sorry Im a guy oh no I'll be right back
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Have you ever participated in a conjugal? What was it like? Would you do it again?
Conjugal sex. Never tried that. Nice fantasy
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What song or song title mostly is something you feel you want to tell your S/O or want sing to them?
in my life beatles
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What would you consider to be the worst in human beings? Or what people are the absolute worse people on the planet?
Those who look down on others.
racists
antisemites
haters
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How would you feel if your s/o went through your questions and answers on here?
How would you feel you little nudist?
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I didn't have any of my kids today so I spent the whole day on the AB and folding laundry. What do you do when you don't have your kids for a day?
Sunday is sexy time. Borat
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A Strip Club with Karaoke? That would be fun?
We can be the Blues Brothers. Raw Hide
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I am hosting an internet erotic party. It is scheduled to start Saturday, April 18th at 5pm EST on AIM. Will you RSVP?
Ill be there
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What is one thing that there are no words for?
Being hurt by someone for their fun
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What wouldnt i like about You...?
I'm slightly fat and I can be wiry. I love the UK
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I am hosting an internet erotic party. It is scheduled to start Saturday, April 18th at 5pm EST on AIM. Will you RSVP?
Good idea. timing is tricky.you kill me
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The last time you were lost, were you physically lost? Or emotionally "lost"?
sometimes you wake up and have a moment of clarity.
I did today
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How would you feel if your s/o went through your questions and answers on here?
We have no secrets well maybe one
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Can you tell me a good lie?
You are all GENIUS LEVEL PEOPLE I respect and admire you all.
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Would you be a great person to marry?
Too late. And if I could I would not
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Where's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
In the back of a subway
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Why does donald trump always date beautiful girls
Because he can and they want to be with a billionaire. Thers a severance package
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Is it possible for a married man who has a wife that won't give him a blowjob because of her religious beliefs,that the wife's husband would go to a public men's restroom at a restarea to get a anonymous blowjob under a stall from a another bisexual man?
If he's a congressman not only is it alright but he can write the trip off his expense report.
At taxpayers cost.
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Can you tell me a good lie?
I love you baby. The check is in the mail. That woman is lying she's just jealous of our relatioship.I won't come in your mouth. Oops my bad. I would have been there but I was sick and my phone didn't have service you should be grateful I'm alive I had food poisoning. Of course I want to meet your friends but I'm only free on weeknights.I work nights and weekends Due to...
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What is the last furry thing you have touched?
The old chinese food in my fridge
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Do some men actually like to have their cock and balls tortured? What specifically is it that turns you on about it?
how do you do it rocket? then I'll tell you
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Do some men actually like to have their cock and balls tortured? What specifically is it that turns you on about it?
I have an idea but I'm not sure what it is does it hurt?
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Why is male masturbation referred to as wanking? What does wanking stand for?
My Englis friends refer to jerking off as wanking it. They call asshokes wankers. Bollocks as balls. North England.
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Do you have a name for your cock, pussy, tits, or sacs?
litlle anthony and my balls are the imperials. "I'm on the ouside looking in............"
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How did you discover that you had a foot fetish?
do you have nice feet rocket? Anybody ever do something nice for them?
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What would be a very bad, terrible name for a "Male Enhancement Product"? What name besides "mikrostick 10"
winkie sag no more
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What could I say to make you mine?
I won the 124 million dollar mega bucks lottery. Do I look good in this suit?
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If you could ask God one question, what would you ask?
where can I find an honest car salesman? Even god doesn't know this.
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If we humans evolved from apes, then are we a type of ape?
I'm a monkeyyyyyyy!!!!!!
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Hi all, how many times, would you like to have sex, I want it daily, please be honest.
by hand 3-4 times a week. With my wife all weekend and Sunday probably 2-3 times.
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At what age did you have your first orgasm? Were you alone or did you have a helping hand?
10 years old. I didn't need any help.
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I HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO FIND A DOCTOR THAT WILL GIVE ME A THOROUGH PHYSICAL EXAM. TWO TOOK 10 SEC,DIDN'T MAKE ME CUM TO INSPECT IT AND TOOK 5 SEC FOR RECTAL. ALL ARE SCARED OR DISINTERESTED. WHAT DO I DO?
you need to go to a dominatrix and fulfill your fantasy occasionally. The cost will be worth it.
You are freaking these people with your meat hanging out. That's why they are giving you thr bum's rush. Lucky you don't get arrested
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I fell and scraped the ISH out of the palm of my hand and my elbow. So my question is would you rather scrape your knees, your elbows, or the palm of your hand?
(none is not an answer) ☺
Knees probably. They are the most experienced. At my age nothing really would feel good but I think hands would be the worse.
Can I kiss your owwie
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Can you cook cookies by hand in a spoon with a lighter under it one cookie at a time?
Now talk to your folks before playing with matches Biff
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Is Obama more dangerous to the well being of the United States, then the Al Qaeda terrorists? And...does a man who doesn't even like his own country, really deserve to be president?
What comes first? The voices or the visions?
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Women would you rather suck a cock that is limp so you can feel it harden or would you rather have it hard before?
Men would you rather have your cock sucked limp or hard?
My dear old drunk daddy used to say take it as it comes and never turn down a lady
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Your late for class and you need a REALLY good excuse! what is it!?
I had on 2 different shoes. Ooops my bad
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What is your favorite asian movie?
luxury car
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Can you cook cookies by hand in a spoon with a lighter under it one cookie at a time?
thats heroin
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Have you created a crazy combination of foods for a snack? Mine is: 2 spoonfuls of peanut butter, handful of raisins, and just under a handful of oats, microwave for 1.5minutes, stir, and enjoy.
everything bagel top
sliced tomatoe,slice vidalia onion
creamcheese
broil
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Why do neocons hate anime/manga?Why do neocons hate otaku?Why do neocons hate the japanese race? Why, why, why, why, why?
Bad news Rush discovered sushi and exploded at the all you can eat sunday buffet at Bonzai Palace. One less hater of anime (allegedly)
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Would u date some one without a foot?
I dated a one legged woman. Very erotic
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My wife likes to make hand made quilts and other things to sell at craft shows. I think the things she makes would sell better if it had a tag that read " not made in china ". What do you think?
put a sign on your table that says:I know you can make this yourself ,but will you?"
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What is something you'd really have to look for to find?
Cd's that won't skip
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Will short pants and stockings be the fashion statement for men in 2010?
Daddy?
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Random survey questions: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? Do you like to use post-it notes? Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? Do you have freckles?
bring products
don't care I do worry about the sheets I know what me and my wife do on them
I have some freckles. If I go in the sun I will have many
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Do thoughts or true problems inspire your questions?
My problems are challenges to be put aside. I will always prevail
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Is it true what they say; that________(fill in the blank)? Answer and give your experience with the topic. See mine below.
Gentleman prefer blondes
diamonds are a girl's best friend
get it while you can
trust no one over 30
once you eat one you can't stop
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Is Arthur Godfrey popular anymore? Why or why not?
Dead
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What famous musicians were a character in a tv show or movie and what was the show?
Stephen Van Zandt Guitarist for the E street Band
Played Sivio in the Sopranos. Bada Bing
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What classic cars do you like.
The 57 chevy
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Is it true what they say; that________(fill in the blank)? Answer and give your experience with the topic. See mine below.
all good biys deserve favour
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Would it be fun to shoot each easter egg as the easter bunny drops them, and watch him spaz out?
No the PETA people would have you arrested. Try to run them over.
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What would you do if Playboy supplied the Easter bunnies this year?
Spend more time at home
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What's a good name for a puppy which is brown in color and has shining eyes?
raisinette.just thought of it remings me of the dark eyes
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If we found out that our universe was part of a Multiverse, what implications would that have on your life?
I would consider time travel a possibility
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What is the biggest mistake that you can make on a date?
start talking whe everything is already fine
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Would you rather have Filet Mignon w/Lobster Tails or Chauteaubriand w/crab cakes?
for friday I am making broiled flounder stuffed with crab meat. Pasta and calamari and zuppa di pesce/ I have an Italian friend coming.
For Easter I am having a lamb slaughtered and cooking it on a spit with greek sides.
I may be an atheist but I know a lenten feaat
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Who masturbate most, guys or girls, wives/men, please tell us with your own experience and why.
I am in my mid 50's If I walk by a pnty hose box or the lingerie section of a store I become aroused.
When I was 34 I was in a train station and saw a womans glove on the floor and got aroused. My wife hides from me sometimes in order to get any work done. It was like that in college and 35 years later.
I am a man and a man cannot let an erection go unchecked. Its unatural. We all...
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My favorite _____ is ______. (fill in the blanks)
My favorite place is trhe jersy shore at sunrise
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Would you be a great person to marry?
I love these women they are wild especially on a Saturday Night. Have a drink and tease me more
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Oral sex or intercourse?
what do you want?
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Is there anything better than sex? What?
three way sex
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What one choice you made in the past would have changed EVERYTHING in your life? Do you wish you chose differently?
went to college at 39
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Finish this quote: "I may be drunk, but in the morning I will be sober, and you will ____________." (fill in the blank)
Out of here
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When hearing the following names, what are your first thoughts/reactions: Heather? Candy? Misty? Hilary? Jennifer?
I got a dollar bill for each of them for the dance club. They are paying their way through college.
Can I ask what happened to Bambi, Did she get her Masters?
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Who masturbate most, guys or girls, wives/men, please tell us with your own experience and why.
I think women do it as much as men they can ahve 5 orgasms at one time which frankly is amazing
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Name something you might find on The Duke's of Hazzard?
teeee and aaaaa
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What year did Walt Disney say this?: "All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them."
Easy for a rich man to say
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Who is your favorite Disney Princess? Mine is Belle from Beauty and the Beast!
Lost Me
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Would you rather have sex with: an ugly, unibrowed, bucktoothed, pimple face, but has a PERFECT body/ or a gorgeous, perfect teeth/smile, smooth skin, beautiful faced person who is obese? (and NO in between, one or the other!)
There are three words my dear drunk daddy used to say I'll always remember: "Get the bag"
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If you were a fortune cookie what would you say?
help I'm a prisone in a Shanghai cookie factory.
Can I squeeze your steamed dumplings?
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What is something you do that you shouldn't but you still love to do it? (eg. It could be something truely law breaking or a simple thing like eating an extra slice of pizza at midnight)
Girls in catholic school uniforms
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Name some things you shouldn't do in a hurry?
clean a gun
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What is something you might consider enormous?
Your ego (not mine)
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What's something (any topic) you're not interested in?
American Soccer
spice girls
idol
psychics or physics
god
atheists
evolution
Restaurants that fry everything even their veggies
chronic weed
natural anything
the mayan calendar
prostate exams
wining people
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What's something (any topic) you're not interested in?
Sarah Palin
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Don't put that ______________. (fill in the blank)
in your ear
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How can I stop my neighbor from controlling my dreams?
Bio rhythm or eat gnocchi and smoke kools
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What do you do if you got black out drunk and some evidence the next day makes you think you cheated on you girlfriend that you absolutely love? You have never cheated on her before until now but you are not even 100% sure if you cheated. Do you tell her?
get in a program and don't stir that pot
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What is your favorite line in a movie?
me ciamo Vito Andolini e' chiusto e' per ti!
my name is Vito Andolini and this is for you@
Robert De Nero Godfather II
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What is your favorite line in a movie?
I took a beating cause the way I look at it everbody has to take a beating sometime
Henry Hill Goodfellas played by Ray Liotta
Watch out for those cannolis kid Jack Nicholson Prizzis Honor
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DOES ANYONE HAVE AN OPINION AS TO THE BEST VIBRATORS FOR A WOMAN?
whats your favorite. I bet the rabbit
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Ladies, when you had your baby did you have an episiotomy or rip??? How many stitches did you have to have?
On my third child my wife got torn. The doctor was late and the attending was an intern. Dock showed up and stitched her but it was never the same. We are used to it now. I like to strangle the guy. He was playing tennis.
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Have you ever stopped to wonder why we are who we are?
We are just slightly better than animals in the past 20 years if you consider the way we treat the poor, women children and people of color in other nations.
Talk show hosts make me sick with their vitriol. They want war war war but none have the balls to take up arms to fight in this noble battle.
People mock our great president for giving a queen an ipod. What does she need? He would...
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DOES ANYONE HAVE AN OPINION AS TO THE BEST VIBRATORS FOR A WOMAN?
I had one that fit over my hand like a glove/ My wife liked it so well it wore out. Never could find another. I saw it in vegas at a sex toys show when I was working at the Bellagio.
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What is the nature of the chase?
When I was a boy of 18 I was in N Africa on leave and there was a proper English pub where pretty proper girls would come up to guys like us and engage us in provocative conersation. Every 10 minutes or so they'd order a champagne cocktail which cost me $3.00. It didn't take me long to realize a scam was afoot. They got a chip for each glass of colored water. There was never going to...
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Which is your favorite place in NY?
Lins Chinatown 69 Bayard St
Mentioned in a Paul Simon song paranoia blues
try the chow fun
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How many counties are there in your state?
pa 52
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How many different states have you had sex in?
How many different countries?
was in Navy can't say but Sweden was the best. Other states:
Bliss
shock
elation
lysergic
zippy
and like my dear drunk daddy used to say DRUNK
Altered States
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Anyone out there whjo has worked in the sex industry? Women please.
I rememeber the first one out was Richie Havens
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My wifes brother committed suicide, is he in hell acording to christian faith?
No christ no hell he may have been in pain now he is dead and that's it. Anything else is conjeture.
See to your wife
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Anyone out there whjo has worked in the sex industry? Women please.
get the movie you might see your mom and dad. Amazon .com has it. I'll tell you where I am in it
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Do you have keloids? What methods/medicines/topical solutions, etc. have you used to either flatten them or get rid of them? Has it worked?
a surgeon cuts them off and a brief session of radiation therapy does it
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I dont have infections down there, always get myself checked!!! partners i have been with have said i taste real good except with the new boyfriend now. He says i taste horrible.What do i do? i am so sad and insecure when every time i see him !!
That reminds me Its Friday and lent. Anybody wanna join me for Fish and Chips?
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I have recently experienced what feels almost like a cell phone vibration near my vagina/clitoris.This sounds crazy, but its true. I don't use vibrators excessively, or a blackberry/cell phone. Has anyone ever heard of this or know what I'm talking about?
hello.....it's me can I come in?
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DOES ANYONE HAVE AN OPINION AS TO THE BEST VIBRATORS FOR A WOMAN?
The hitachi 500 keeps em coming
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What is the best way to start your own phone sex business? Where could I find operators to help cover the phone lines?
go to an office phone rep and have a proper multiline phone system put in, like any business you gotta have a dependable set up with a service contract that will come 24/7. Talk to different ofice managers
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Is there a good diverse state/town that you could recommend? Countryside is best. I need grass for my garden. Any place you can suggest? It needs to be socially, racially, spiritually, etc. diverse. Thanks.
Pittsburgh area is up and coming. Low cost of living. New Businesses. This week 6 major papers from different cities called it the place to b. Crime id average so stay to the suburbs. People mind theor own business. ITS COLD HERE
Its a great place for self starters......
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Name something that has no remedy?
STUPID
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What are two things that just don't go together? Silly responses welcome.
hot dogs and donuts
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How many orgasms can a man have before he loses his hard on? Some one and then they are done right?
I have fast recovery and it depends on excitement
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Men when you reach orgasm do you always ejaculate?
yes. sometimes its barely anything but yes
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Men, what one thing you absolutely hate for a woman to do to you before, during, or after sex? What do you absolutely love?
I like to rest in each others arms, caressing and make love as soon as she wants to again.
A turn off is smoking and talking on the phone
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Pets or People? Why?
we had snakes at work and they got so big people were afraid of them and they Do bite. Eventually one got away 20 feet long. In our climate it has to be in the building. Think about that. The resat are in FL at a reptile rance. In NJ they found a 34 ft constictor in the crawelspace of a home. The electrician must have wet himself. I saw it in the paper. Took 10 big guys to hold it, Wonder what...
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Do you think Universities should hold off on accepting a theory until it has at least been proven a possibility before they thrust it down their student's throats as fact? (Not talking about evolution, though some will think I am)
jesus Tapdancing Christ on a stick
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Should students who object to evolution be required to learn it?
Yes I don't like math amd economics but I took them.
Religion is best aught in Bible Schools and Hebrew schools. That should be a choice that can be refused and not required.
Courses about religions should be offered and certified christian and other scholars should teach them if they are qualified and have the credentials. Not just somebody who "Believes"
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What event are you looking forward to?
the last ady of the Mayan calendar
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Any polygamists out there? Tell me about it.
Men can play many tricks with cards rings and ropes. Even the bible but you'll never convince my wife that I can have more ass than I get. NOT POSSIBLE. It could be a pop up book and Jesus himself could pop up ands say "Ley him have a little" and she would say Fuck NO.
Have fun and believe me I admire you chutzpa.
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Death by chainsaw or hand saw?
Dinosaw
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Do you do your own housework or hire someone to do it for you?
I skated through high school and parts of college. The cooking parts I already had experience, BUT you had to know algebra in mass food production.
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Pets or People?
Pets don't have an opposable thum and can't talk so:
They can't badmouth you
They can't stab you in the back
My kittie brings me dead crawly things so she evn tries to feed me. In her own very cute way. Is she cruel to animals?
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Was anyone out there at Woodstock or the Atlantic City Pop Festival in 1969?
I lived on St Davids Place for a whike when I got home from the service. Sure has changed since 1974. Do you have pics?
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If anybody knows anyone who went to woodstock in 1969 i would like to do an interview via email because my senior exit project is on woodstock and i need an interview as one of my requirements
I was. Send me your email and I will respond. I have a picture of myself from those days and I am in the Scorese movie. I was 16 at the time
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What kind of floor do you have in your den?
Just finished remodeling. Cant decide. Leanung to bamboo
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Pets or People? Why?
Did you read the article in Esquire this month about the Chimpanzees. Ouch my balls.
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Which song took the longest to reach number 1 on first time release
The artisit was Chuck Berry MY ding a ling
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What two colours really don't go well together?
can't we all just get along?
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What are two things that go well together?
lox and bagels
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Does it annoy you when people tell you that you're going to hell b/c you don't practice their religion and when you ask why is your god is so great, they reply with something like, "you can see his miracles all around you"?
Isee the beautiful trees in the woods so, I walk in the woods and see a dead bum. Where was God when he froze to death?
Yeah the arrogance of the ignorant pisses me off I love seeing their ministers and priests go to jail and disgrace weekly in hte media.
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Are you waiting for the miracle?
Silently wondering
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If websites had theme songs, what would that song be, if there were a theme song for AdultFriendFinder.com?
Strangers in the Night Frank Sinatra
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If websites had theme songs, what would that song be, if there were a theme song for YouPorn.com?
Whip it by Devo
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How would you feel if your S/O says to you "I want to sleep with you, but at this moment I could sleep with anyone"?
Another hot chick? I don't know I've talke to her about ti for years, and she always brings her friends home and they tease me about it, but it will never happen. Another man forget about it. I'd feel oddly thretened and hurt
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If you could turn back the clock to any point in time, where would you go back to. I would go back to the late 70s early 80s when my children where safe and secure with me and we had so many happy times together.
Before I made a couple decisions and did not make some simple investments.
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Do you find music box music eerie? or what about a child singing?
We'll be in your dreams tonight.(the music box ghoul sisters)
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Would you go and see a film featuring acts of cruelty to animals?
I went to a chicken processing plant when I was in cooking school. Not only was it cruel but It put me off chicken for nearly 3 years.
Years before a woman fell into a vat of chicken blood and drownwed. They didn't even slow the line down. They just fished her out and kept going.
Have you ever seen a tumor on a chicken? I have.
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Could you accept that your destiny is not how you wanted to plan it?
I could guarantee it to 90%
The greatest laid plans of mice and men
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WHAT DOES DREAMING OF A SNAKE CHASING YOU AND BITING YOU MEAN.
tHE SNAKE APPEARED UNDER MY BED IN THE DREAM WAS A CARAMEL COLOUR AND SHINEY, CHASING ME AND BITING ME.
The sanke is a phallic symbol and being chase is a symptom of anxiety. being bitten is losing the race.
You may be under pressure or sexual harrassment.
It could just be from watching Nature
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What is the nature of the chase?
It's a game we all like to play
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EW! I found _____ hair in my ______ !!
EW I found a Gerbil hair in my Tom Cruise autographed book
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Have you ever stopped to wonder why we are who we are?
Life is short why waste time trying to figure out how important we are.
Life goes on within you and without you.
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Now that there is a Democrat in the Presidency of the US and a Conservative President in France, are fried potatoes French again?
French Fries and french kiss are always in. I'm no neocon
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Which oil should i use to make my penis hard
penis butter
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Would you go and see a film featuring acts of cruelty to animals?
That's weird. Millions flocked to see Shindler's lis, the passion and other movies about war attrocities. It's in man's nature to want to kill.
In the Movie the Godfather 55 murders were simulated but the only letters of concern were for the dead horse.
KHARTOUHMMMMMMM.... he was ok
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What are two things that go well together?
politicians and sorry I couldn't keep the promise
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What beach have you enjoyed the most and why? What do you like to do there?
I read that. Cook forest is the vacation destination for many in Pbgh. my sons went to Pitt. My daughters went to IUP Mercyhurst and then Weidner Law the other Edinborough for Psych.
We go to the Galleria every week to shop in Harmarville.
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If you had the option to start at birth again right now knowing one single piece of wisdom that you could carry throughout all of life, what would it be? why?
I would have avoided peopel and situations and had a better life
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If you could be seven years old again for one whole day, knowing what you know now, how would you spend it?
If I could go back in time to 7 I would just want to be with my grandma back in the old neighborhood
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Could you spend a whole day having sex?
Usually a sunday ritual, and has been for a long time.
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How does music affect your life?
It's a major motivator. At work I have a Beatles memorabilia wall. Kids come and take oics of themselves in front of it. They are on a lot of the day.
I like to have the stero on all the time in my shop
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Anyone have a good cheesecake recipe to share, baked or non bake , I am looking for an ultimate recipe Thanks!!
I have a very simple one and it's a cheater
For your crust use oreos or left over cookies or even a stale cake.
If you use oreos or another sandwich cookie chop up in food processor until it's not lumpy
If you use oatmeal or any other non sandwich cookie and a tsp butter to hold it together
Press to bottom of pan with bottom od a water glass
Bake in oven at 350 for about...
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If you were Superman, what would be your Kryptonite? Mine would be my mother-in-law. If she hung around, I think I would die.
Annoying questions from reporters about my identy.
Where are you REALLY from
Seeing anybody
Planning a family
Are you a US citizen
Would you like to meet my niece
Are you Jewish
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Who would win in this nasty blood curdling fight? Superman or your mother-in-law?
I already know but....BRING IT ON.
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Who would win, the British Royal Family or the Kansas City Royals?
In a photo op in Madison Square Garden I'd go for The Queen and her Grandsons.
For a freethrow The Queen against the KC Royals center. Visualizing her in her fur coat and Jewels I'd bet against her.
Funny image though
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What is the British Royal Family to the Americans?
For a while a great soap opera.
I heard a commedian say sex was invented by the royals thats why mattresses are king and queen sized.
Since the death ok Princess Diana have calmed down the are back to being BORING inbred uglies. She brought a little class to the mis and left her sons to carry on.
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Forgive and forget....forgive but remember...never forgive. Which of those fits you?
Forgive:
a mistake
one who is truly regretful
Not forgive someone who just says I'm sorry
Forget
Only the first one
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Can you tell what a persons thinking most times, without them having to say a word? how?
I can anticipate what people will say because of past experience in dealing with others, and sometime..Just sometime.. I can predict things..Insignificant and I can document them but I don't know why.
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Have you found your peace in yourself or have you found it in another?
I have learned after 50 years that you can love and share your life with others and even follow philosophies that were creaated thousands of years ago.
The truth is you (I should say I) have to be at peace with my self. Be honest in my dealings, kind to the weak and less fortunate.
We all know right from wrong unless ther is some thing really wrong with us and if we can ally ourselves...
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Put of all the cars you have owned. Which was the one you loved. Year make and model. Tell a stpry about it
1974 mercury capri
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Put of all the cars you have owned. Which was the one you loved. Year make and model. Tell a stpry about it
this is identical to my dodge,
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Put of all the cars you have owned. Which was the one you loved. Year make and model. Tell a stpry about it
sorry for duplicatios
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Who wants to have online sexxx ;)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :);)
whats your birthday and number?
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What does the song, "Ramble On" by Led Zeppelin mean?
When I found out about the Hobbit references I was mortified. Geeks read Tolkein,I'm a freak
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My fave Led Zep song is Kashmir, whats yours?
Live in Love in Maid (she's just a woman)
Heard them sing it in Philly when I was 16
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Do you have a song that you love singing all year long, which really is supposedly only for one part of the year?
Paper Sun Traffic
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When making love i find closing my eyes i get to enjoy the entire bodly sensation, even a kiss becomes much more sensual for me. when you make love, do you close your eyes or leave them open ? and why?
I like to use all my senses.
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When you are digging a hole in the sand on the beach, why do you eventually reach water even when you are not close to the water?
The water level will match the body of water.It will aslo be free of salt
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What beach have you enjoyed the most and why? What do you like to do there?
I live on the Clarion River,ever heard of that Doc?
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If you close your eyes and reach out, what are you touching?
a wet dog
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If you could spend an hour with any historical figure other than Jesus, who would it be?
mozart
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Men: when last time you did enter your cock in a girl's throat?
every night or so
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What do you or your s/o say when reaching orgasm?
Beg your pardon.
We're english. Haha
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How is your pet today?
I stoke it often
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What is your cyber I.Q. ? To learn your cyber I.Q. close your eyes and hit three numbers on your keyboard number pad. Don't feel around for the keys :)
leaving high school mine was 129
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Are you well liked on AB?
Everyone but the religious
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When I say hi what is the first thing that comes to your mind? My friend says bye do you agree?
nICE ASS HONEY
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You just hit your finger with a hammer (or hard object), what do you say (first word/s to come to mind)/?
SHITTTTTTT
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What is the one thing you have but the others don't?
A piece of furniture from Louis VV palace
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What is your talent?.....or are you an allrounder?
Master chef pastry maker. Speak several languages
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Camping or hotel,what do you prefer?
Did you ever camp onthe beaces at Maui?
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Come on now, tell me what you really need!
you know
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Is the key under that mat?
I have it more cleverly hidden
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Do adult men have wet dreams?
It happens
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I tried to scuba dive for the first time today. As soon as I hit the water, I got water in my mouth and started hyperventilating. I don't understand why I panicked, because I thought I understood the instructions. Anyone have a similar experience?
It's a normal reaction like walking on a mountain. You have to gradually desensitize yourself. If you had no fear of drowning that would be abnormal.
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What do you love to do but find it hard to make time for?
Going to the Jersey Shore and deep sea fishing
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Do men seem more unavailable then women to you? REF: Wild horses, Rolling stones?
Women are more available men are willing
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Do you feel that you have a hidden part of your personality that you never let out? Why do you hide it from people?
repressed is more the word. I can never let my hair down. I have to conceal my past relationships from my wife. It's like half of my life disappeared.
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Is it unhealthy or unsafe to cry a lot?
If it's interspersed with long periods of melancholy and laughter I'd say NO
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Is it even possible for the animal rights people to see that when we test a product on an animal, its safer? what should scientists experiment on? humans?
as lond as we eat them afterward
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How many times can a person cum a day?
at 50 I'd say 5 times
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I need sex bad im am 13 and so horny. i need more than masturbation,im so desprate i lick the toilet sits in the girl bathrooms at school i need help to get sex
you need to get on some kind of meds. I would like to see the docs face when he trys to prescribe it
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A jerk at a party called me a "Femi-nazi" because I asked him why he thought it was weird that women could be good golfers. Any ideas on how to punish the clown?
Remind him that Rush Limbaugh is a dope fiend and challenge him to the back 9
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I am a woman. The penis turns me on. I love to give oral.[most women view penis like men view breasts]. I get very aroused when giving oral. So I do it for that reason first. Second to give pleasure. Any others feel this way?
I have something in my pocket
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Are there men who don't like giving oral sex to women? If so, why? Please be honest!
I know men who tell me they never give or reveive it. I think a relationship without toatl sexual expression is somehow wrong
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Do you remember all of your sexual partners or have you lost count and forgotten some of their names?
I used to have a book but my wife threw it away.
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Do you really think the Dinosaurs died several million years ago?
http://www.subversiveelement.com/CongoDinosaur.html
There are dinosaurs in the BOM I just can't find them right now. I'll fix you.
Oriin Porter Rockwell killed the last one. He was a gunslinger and body guard to Joseph Smith.
He shot 'm I tell ya.
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What evolutionary feature did plants develop about 130 million years ago to keep up with the rapidly increasing appetites of the dinosaurs?
The book of mormon doesn't go back that far so it probably never happened but if I had to guess i'd say 10 soeed bikes
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If dinosaurs lived for 230 million years, why? What form of government did they have?
flintstonian and Mr Slateian
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Atheists, how many of you have a problem with the Christmas season? I say that the majority of atheists don't care as long as it's not rammed down your throat but my friend whose a born again Christian says it's the other way, Am I right or is she?
I love Christmas. It has about as much meaning to me as the commercuals and christmas carols taht start in October. I like Mel Torme's The Christmas.
Will you fill my stocking?
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My wife wants to ask evolutionists and atheists what their 'Plan of Salvation' is??
Christians and others have plans or ideas about their salvation.
What is yours?
Don't need salvation. How do you know ther is an afterlife. Other than an uncoroborated book nobody has come back from the dead.
Except for the wards in mental hospital. They have Hundreds of Jesus' Satans and Huck Finns there.
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If evolution is true, what is our purpose as humans here on earth? Is it only to reproduce and improve the life of mankind?
You got it. Are you too conceited to see that man's limited only by his lack of education.
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Is there a purpose for our being here on earth, if so what are we supposed to accomplish here?
No we have to crerate one. Religion fills that need in the lazy and lees intelligent
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If you are honest with yourself, if you had a bad experience or bitter taste from Church or "church-goers", did you decide to not only turn from Church, but also from God?
I don't believe in God or anything ghosty and invisible and I find people who do slightly loopy
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There is a "de-baptism" (separating from church) movement going on now. Would you do it?
That would make me part of s religious group
I don't believe in that stuff
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Atheists: Have you read any holy texts? If you've read some parts, which parts did you read?
All I could including eastern and midlle eastern
I don't believe any of it
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In President Obama's inaugural address, he made it a point to be inclusive of non-believers. What do you think of that? Will it help society be more accepting of atheism?
I hope so and maybe it will take the focus off the neocons who helped nearly topple our nation
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Is it just me, or do others think that society is becoming less polite? The science fiction author Robert Heinlein wrote that one of the signs of a sick and dying society was "Personal rudeness. Bad manners." Do you agree?
You know you may have a point. People don't show any respect to anything except religious zealotry, and none seem to practice what they preach.
I like Philip K Dick too
j
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Have you ever been discriminated against between you don't have kids or because you do? housing or not getting it, work, and any other area coming to mind?
I raised 4 kids and at an interview this ugly woman asked me if I believed in birth control.
I knew I was probaly not getting hired so I said. Too bad your mom didn't.
They hired me anyway
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I was in Walmart and a guy just walked up to me and ask me for money. Have you experience something like this? A stranger just ask you for money in a public place? What would you do?
People do that more often especially in gas stations. I say I don't have spare money
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If you wanted to ask me for something, what would it be?
A back massage in exchang for a foot massage
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When is the worst time for someone to drop dead?
While they are having sex with you and they are on top
while they are showing you how fast their new car can go
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Why is it when I have an orgasm it forces my vaginal muscles to tighten and stay tight?
We both love it. It feels great. Sometimes I try to force my vaginal muscles to release the grip but it stays tightly locked around my boyfreinds penis.
People practice to get tha and you have it naturally. Sounds wonderful
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I Love turtleneck tops. Anybody like the tight feeling around the neck as mkuch as I?
It can be very flattering if you have the look
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Who sang "Last Christmas" who sounds like the Beatles, but isn't The Beatles?
Tom Petty
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♪♫♫♪ Momma told me____________ ?♪♫♪♪♫
three six nine
the goose drank wine
the minke chewed tobacco on the sreetcar line
the line broke
the monkey got choked
we all went together in a little rowboat
My momma told me
if I was gooy
That she would buy me
a rubber dollie
My auntie told her
I kissed a soldier
now she won't buy me a rubber dollie
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1. Why does an official news source use disgusting sexual slang to title a story that had nothing to do with lewd events?
Ratings Baby
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What do you think is the most informative news broadcast on the air either cable or free television? Why do you feel that way?
Free speech tv,link tv and liberty news. Check them out
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♪♫♫♪ Momma told me____________ ?♪♫♪♪♫
And then she said"Just because you become a young man
there's still some things you don't understand
before you let a pretty girl take your hand
lsten to me you know I undersatand
My momma told me You better shop around
Smoky Robinson and The Miracles
That It honey?
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I am a college student and am interested in working at the beach over the summer? Is there some sort of college work program or anything that would help me in my search?
Try Atlantic City or Ocaen City Md. You should have been looking last october
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What beach have you enjoyed the most and why? What do you like to do there?
Costa Smeralda Sardinia. Clothing optional.. Down boy
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Which language do you think is sexier....French,Spanish,Italian or other?
Italiao per securo.
ciao bella
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Hi there! I'm 20 years old and have been experiencing breast soreness for the past month. I'm not pregnant, because my period was on time, and I'm currently still menstruating. They're very sensitive to touch. My guess is that they're getting bigger?
Again don't talk to these nimrods on a/b there are no qualified medical people on here. Just perverts stroking themselves.
Talk to an MD or a clinic nurse. Breasts become sore monthly
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I think my breasts are underdeveloped. They're small and I've been stuck in the "Tanner stage IV" with the areola forming a separate bump for years. I'm seventeen, when will my breasts finish growing?
See your obgyn and don't listen to anything you read on here these guys are perverts
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"Stem cells to be used to grow bigger breasts". It was originally a treatment to help breast cancer patients it will now be available for cosmetic purposes. Any thoughts?
I would like to be a part of the palpating part of this sensntive research
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Do you think placebo drugs work and Is there any evidence to support this?
I got 'em Rush Limbaugh is one of my customers
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How do placebos work?
I got all you want 3 for 10 bucks
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What are "watersports"?
I think someone missed the naughty point
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What trait enabled the Romans to become one of the most powerful peoples in history?
Italians are the beat. Forget about it my friend..YO.
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Who thinks lee anthony or george anthony is the father of Caylee anthony?
Could be the footabll team. WEho cares put her in Jail
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I'm not condoning it, but what is so fundamentally wrong with incest?
Legally you can marry a third cousin. The rules against incest are legal, and religious, for the most part. If there is a genetic predisposition for a birtdefect it can be detected with amnio-snthesis just the same as others. In close nred societies like Jewis ther's tay sachs and in Africa there sickle cell anemeia. The real problem is societal. There may be hundres of thousands of...
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I find it difficult to meet girls who have my interests (video games, books/comics, anime... stuff some people consider 'geeky'.) Where can I meet a girl with those interests?
The library at the tech section. Tell her you have your own computer...
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♪♫♫♪ Momma told me____________ ?♪♫♪♪♫
OK never thought of that many.
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Would it be safe to drink 3-4 day old semen?
Cracking out the old nintage stuff?
Why not invite the homelss in and offer a bottle of Ripple for every shotglss filled?
I can't fucken believe this shit
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If a man gives another man a bj does that make the other man gay?
Bingo You got two...
With women it's ok because I find it sesual but with men It's gay. All of my Ateist and Religious friends agree. However if People want to do these thing and not march by on the goddam St Paddys Day Float smulating it. I think it becomes a lifestyle choice.
Like me and ny wife. You don't really want to see me and her doing it DO YOU?
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If a man smokes a cigar is that sexy, gross or something else?
Looks like shit
Smells like shit
Good thing I didn't step on it
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For fun: What are some reasons you would get kicked out of Disneyland? ☺
Smoking a joint in Space Mountain
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♪♫♫♪ Momma told me____________ ?♪♫♪♪♫
Momma told me there'd be days like this
There's be daus like this my momma said.
My momma told me .. You'd better shop around
I'll probably think of more
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Should students who object to evolution be required to learn it?
I don't think anyone should have a choice or be able to refuse to learn ANYTHING.
Religion should be taught in CHURCH, by each denomination, except for the subject religion or coparitive religions.
Chritianity and Judaism are derived fron Zoroastriansim a faith that is still practiced by Millions today.
Look it up.
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How do you let him or her go?
Send her out for a NASCAR magazine. Hitch up the house and drive away
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If he says your voice is like a hammer to his head, how would you feel?
I'd say you hit the nail on the head..........NEXT11111
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So guys, when a girl tells you on a first date that she is Bi, how do YOU react?
Does that mean you have a girl coming over to help with my dangling participle?
Together we may conjugate the verb
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Does anyone think i can satisfy a woman with a 3.5inch penis when erect?
I hope you employ a wonderful form of foreplay and don't just plow ahead. Most guys are'n much bigger (myself excepted) and they don't take the time to excite their women.
Remember to shave smoothly if you're going to get you're ears wet.
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I found a small bag in my sons room with a superman symbol on it does anyone know what drug this is?
After all the bullshit sounds like coke or heroin.
If it's in tablet form it's probably X not the worst thing you could find but serious non the less.
You and dad sit his ass down.
You can identify it on line or at the quidance counselor's office but Talk is the thing to do and don't bring strangers in unless they are certified drug abd alcohol counselors. Keep a...
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What kind of woman do you think is a Spanish man's kryptonite, for example being man of spanish decent I believe I like a petite 17-25 blonde girl with nice butt (meaning a butt like a spanish or black girl) is my weakness. But I want to know your answers
An Italian or Jewish Princess.
By that I mean nothing you do will ever be as good as Papi.
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How many men out there have a kneehigh sock fetish and what is it you do for it
Boner time and if you ask me I couldn't tell you, except there was no pantyhos until I was in the 9th grade so you could see some thigh and girls still wore those garterbelts.
Memories
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I want to have a baby by my bf but he smokes alot of weed if im on fertility drugs could that help me get pragnant with him having a low sperm cont or does he have a low sperm count he cums 3 times when we have sex and its alot
Don't know if that's a cause of infertility or birth defects but I'd go off all drugs including somking even coffee. You wouldn't want to think you caused problems..
We have 4 healthy grown kids, I stopped smoking the day my wife missed her period (Kools) and never went back.
Think of others and not yourselves. It's what being a mom is about
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My bf doesn't always cum when we have sex, is this normal for a guy, or am not turning him on anymore?
I am 50. When I was 18 I came too fast and had performance anxiety. That was the 70's and women demanded satisfaction and were not prepared to be understanding. Cosmopolitan was a big part of that brainwashing.
I met my wife and we are a perfect match sexually. We go the extra mile for each other.
Sometimes a man needs you to do a little extra something. Women as a rule need you to...
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Which casino games have the best odds?
I grew up In AC you never win. However if you want to prolong your pain I do pretty well at Spanish 21
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How can I estimate how much water I will need for a hike? Is there an approximate amount of water per mile? Per hour?
The Adiatic,Dead sea,Po River, Danube,Delaware, Brandywine,Atlantci,Pacific,The Med,English Channel,Lake Victoria (Africa) (Jumped off the 30 ft platform in NH in to Franconia Notch in February on a bet) Jumped off a ship into the Hudson River.
PS Never learned to swim
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Have you swam in a Creek, River, Pond, Lake, Pool, Baby Pool, or Waterhole?
Yes
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What are the three most important words in the English language?
Bush is gone
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One good "what" deserves another?
good turn
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What is the song that goes "ponny toe hally na na na danger zone:" those arent the lyrics but they sound like that, it's like an older song with a guy with a funny voice singing it.
Hattie told annie about a thing she saw
Two big arms and a wooly jaw wooly bully......
I don't know the rest but is that what you're looking for?
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♪♫♫♪ Momma told me____________ ?♪♫♪♪♫
Don't you be no square.....Can't recall the rest
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I live at home and i havent told my rents that i have a bf been single for 5 months im with a guy but he is 23 and im 17 dose that seem weird or is that allrite i need to break this to my rents and how can i do that aswell?
I'm sure they can come to terms with ti.
Did they know you never wnet to English class?
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Pets or People? Why?
Neither can really be trusted, however pets will chew your furniture and crap on your rug
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Is Satan represented by a speaking voice in temple rituals?
Is he the guy from MASH or WKRP in Cincinati? Haven't been to the temple in years.
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Who/what do you need besides money?
Don't give it to a church. If you ask them for it when you're broke they say"We'll pray for you."
If you have a windfall they will come and ask for a donation. Pray for them....
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New Christian Dating Site being advertised on AB features a woman accentuating her very large breasts, does that seem very Christian?
Blessed is the fruit
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When does the chinese new year start and if I was born on the 7th of feburary 1997 does that mean I would be the rat of the chinese zodiac or the ox?
A rat only if you can't keep your maouth shut. Forget about it.
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Should we support our troops no matter what, even if they are fighting an illegal war?
Again it's normal for me to detest all war especially the war our former prez. GWB got us in to, but never stop supporting the men and women of our armed forces.
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What is the meaning and origin of the surname "Dzygrynuk"
From the planet Krypton
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What is a good name for a boy starting with letter 'H'?
Hank
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Have you ever boycotted a store over bad customer service? If yes, was it after the first time you received poor service, or numerous times of "rude" encounters?
I only do it if the whole place does it. Can't judge a basket by one apple, and we all have bad days. However if I'm spending too much money to be treated like crap I will complain.
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How can you ketchup to mustard?
Shake it baby
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Do you covet your neighbor's ass?
I like a lot of 'em
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Guys, How old were you when you had a girl give you your first dick sucking?
13 my best friend's older brothr's girfriend with the beehive hairdoo and the sixties thing going. She was smoking a cigarette while she did it.
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Who is your favorite Biblical hero?
Apostle Paul
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Hat do you think someone is doing if they are hooking?
Trout fishing
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You come home from work. Your tired. As soon as you fall to sleep, the swatt team, police, and helicopters are in front of your house. What do you say and do?
Invite them in for strong coffee and call my lawyer
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Why do people say that money doesn't buy happiness?
They don't have money.
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In twenty years from now what do you think historians will say of George W. Bush?
It's hard to think that people don't remember the damage that Nixon did but Americans have short memories. I suppose the same will happen with W Real history isn't studied as much as the history chanel is watched.
Let us not forget
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We have a new Aldi's grocery in my area. Have you ever shopped at Aldi's? What is your opinion on produce and meat? (before I go I would like to know if produce and meat are safe and worth the savings)
Crappy stuff for the most part. Fresh produce, and the cheeses are moderately priced. They charge for bags and you have to bag your own stuff. Sometimes this can back up the line. Foodstamp day is very crowded. Meats are all frozen and I never liked what I got.
So for eggs butter fruit and produce it's ok but watch for spoilage as the week goes on. There is no customer service, and...
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Guys, what is the big deal with anal sex? I don't get it. It just doesn't sound fun. What is so attractive about it. It just looks like it would hurt.
Not your friend partner
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Can you recommend a book that you absolutely loved, and think everyone should read? I'm looking for fiction, or at least very entertaining books. Please don't suggest the bible- I've already read that.
paycheck
throgh a glass darkly
That movie with Arnold scwartznegger where he goes on a vacation in a dream machine. That was from a short story by Philip K Dick called I can rememeber it for you wholesale.
Vonnegut copied his ideas for his novels
Yeah there are a lot more of his novels and stories made into movies after he died
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Did you ever make your own sling shot?
What size bra are we talking about. I want a double barrel
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What pubic hair style do you have? How do you care for it?
I miss the full bush sorry
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I finally had my first kiss with my current sweetie. And I have to say it was everything I had hoped it would be. Have you ever anticipated a kiss and then I turned out to be the worst experience, like kissing your sibling? And did you tell them?
Or the Garlic Breathed vegan girl who doesn't really look that pretty (or worth the trouble)
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Do you have a funny picture that you found on the internet that you'd like to share?
My first car from 50 years ago
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Guys, what is the big deal with anal sex? I don't get it. It just doesn't sound fun. What is so attractive about it. It just looks like it would hurt.
Use the lube and stop asking weird questions fella
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Can anyone explain to me why I just received a dildo in the mail?
Maybe they are saying you're dickless
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They said a prayer on the Senate floor today for the people and familys of the kids killed or hurt at the Virginia 'Tech shooting. If you are an athiest, are you against them doing this or is it ok because of what happen?
I'm an atheist but if it brought comfort to family memebers. What harm can it do?
Lets no turn into fanatics too.
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The family of Virginia Tech gunman Cho said they feel "hopeless, helpless and lost". What or how do you feel about them?The family of Virginia Tech gunman Cho said they feel "hopeless, helpless and lost". What or how do you feel about them? (Sympathy, Ang
I feel pity for the victims and his family and a part of me wishes he had gotten help.
Becuase he didn't people who are depressed now turn to suicide and suicide by cop more that ever. We had one in our town who was turned away from a mental health hospital 3 times in two days. He left a widow and two grown kid. I knew him and he was a reasonable man.
The idea of turfing out someone...
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How do you feel about breasts?
usually with my hands
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Okay! Who took my panties?
They got stuck to the ceiling. Look Up next time your'e laying on the kitchen table.
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Guys: i'm curious, how does it feel when you get hard?
Did you hear the Carly Simon song "Anticipation" Well
It's like that but no ketchup come out.
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Do you think there is a correlation between the sagging economy and a sagging libido?
Well if you pay for sex it could put a damper on your sex life.
It's always heads up and bottoms up around here.
Don't cost nuthin.....
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Why is farting soooo funny? i know i cant help but laugh when someone rips one... but why is that?
You like me will never get old. (mentally)
I went to a reunion and people were so boring and dull My old buddies were on prozac and couldn't get erections, my old girlfriends couldn't remmeber half of what we did (maybe a good thing)
It was a real bummer.
My dayghter was with me and she had to sit at he kiddie table (she's a professional woman of 26) She said...
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Has anyone ever been denied a temple recommend because they told their Bishop they used sex toys or performed oral or anal sex? If so, what was the reason given?
Its a fiure of speach. Altough women look hot in the silky lookin garments
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I can not use the back half of my refrigerator, or things freeze! It is very annoying. Is it the temp. I have it set, or do we need a new refrigerator?
In the back of the fridge (inside there's a tray to catch codensate and a hose that goes to a tray under the fridge. Check and clean the tray and pan and blow out the hose with soap and water.
Vacuum the motor by removing grid it could be covered with dust.
UNPLUG IT FIRST
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What song(s) do you want played at your funeral??? (mine:Wonderful Tonight by Eric Clapton and Back on Earth by Ozzy Osbourne)
Paint it Black the Stones
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I finally had my first kiss with my current sweetie. And I have to say it was everything I had hoped it would be. Have you ever anticipated a kiss and then I turned out to be the worst experience, like kissing your sibling? And did you tell them?
Give us a wet one honey I'll comb the hair away from my face
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Who would you like to kiss? Have you ever kissed them before?
what are they you rascal. Do you need to borrow my flashlite?
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Do you ever feel like life is unfair?
I lok around at some unfortunate staviing oeople who don't even have a drink of water and feel pretty damned guilty. This is one of the reasons I am an atheist and resent the religious types. Why not take up another collection and send it to Catholic Charities. When Reagan was in Office he asked all churches to do this for one sunday I was LDS at the time and they collected 6 million.
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Do you feel like "something" is missing in your life? If so, what is that "something"?
The hair on the crown of my head
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What is something that feels rough like sandpaper?
A starfish
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What commercial would you like to see disappear?
The Geico lizzard is getting old. Time for him to get sat on. Ok Mate?
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What celebrity would you most like to see disappear?
Carrot top or screech
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Which female celebrity would you most like to see in a Playboy spread?
Rachel Ray right on the salad table with a little evoo on her boobies.
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What female celebrity could you see doing a commercial with the pillsbury doughboy? And would do the finger-poke in his belly?
Uma Thurman. I'd like to poke her litle belly
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Who's illicit sex tape would you *least* like to see?
The defloration of hillary clinton
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Which man would you least like to see in a Speedo?
Rush Limbaugh
Fat screaming closet queer, pill popping, couldn't get elected to judge the pie eating contest in his own home town. His name is rush because he rushes to one corner to mee Raoul for his Oxys and to the bakery for his 6 dozen donuts.
His manhood has receded into his scrotum so its only the many rolls of lard I am not wanting to see.
Was that harsh? Dittttttos.
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(for mormons) Do you watch Big Love?
Most people in the world never heard of Mormons
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Where did the peanut butter and jelly song originate from? was it just family guy? or someone else?
I always heard sunday school kids sing it.
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Other than jelly what else goes with Peanut Butter? - im tired of jelly/jam.
mix PB with some 10x sugar and it will be the consistency of reeses and then melt choclate in double boiler ladle some into a small cupcake tin with lines let cool pack with PB mixture and top with rest.
Goodbye to boredom hello to 15 pounds
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What is another name for imposition?
mooch
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How can I make tofu taste good?
Tofu should be coming out of the body. Not going into it.
The only way to make it taste good is to not eat it, or stuff it into something good, anything. It's dull,bland tasteless and mundane.
I hate
tofu
sushi
sardines
tripe
scungili
limburger cheese
Please telling me it's good. If I want to die of amoebic dysentery I'll dring water out of the Ganges.
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What can i do to make my pussy taste good
So lets all eat at the "Y"
It's settled.
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Is it normal to feel your heart beat through your tummy all the time
When it stops you won't know it
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How much do you weigh, how old are you, and do you consider yourself overweight? Also are you tall or short.
short 167 and 56 the girls all seem to like me but I only like one, my wife
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Do you think they make some medecines taste too good? Cherry flavored cough drops for instance? I know I eat more than I need simply because they taste good! Especially those "Luden's" in the little can!
I have such self control. I have half a liter of liquid of oxy syrup from a surgery I had 2 years ago and hav not touched it, I should throw it out but if my back should go out or I break something I like to have it on hand.
Tastes like blackberries, electric blackberries
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What can i do to make my pussy taste good
Let me marinate it and appl the Italian special sauce.
It probably tastes just fine, justs needs to get out more often
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Why in lucid dreams dose my brain make me have weired fingres
Tom Cruise is in the house
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My friend is a black male and his ex is a white girl with red hair and pale skin. She recently had a baby boy two months ago with blonde hair and blue eyes and very pale skin, as well. She's trying to say that it's his kid... is this possible?
The gene for lighter skin is dominant and most african americans have it already. It is more than possible, a test will prove it
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What are the odds of a half hispanic male with black hair, dark skin and dark brown eyes having a baby with very pale skin, platinum blonde hair, and baby blue eyes?
I remember reading in the Weekly Reader in 1962 that a couple had their child taken away in South Africa because she had African features. My brother-in law does and he's 50% Irish and %0% Italian.
The moops came through Sicily (Seinfeld spelling) and the Vikings came to America before the Conqistadors.
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What is the funniest way to reply to, "I love you"?
Awwwww you
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Do you think there is a correlation between the sagging economy and a sagging libido?
Well lets run it up the pole and see if anyone salutes.
I'll put it to you this way. If I'm in the middle of having sex and my house is on fire, as soon as I'm done we're out of there looking for shelter.
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Why do guys watch porns? is that mean they dont find their girlfriend or wife attractive?
or sex problem?
I dig the naked women. I prefer not to have men in the picture. I saw enough penis in Locker rooms to last a lifetime.
I don't see anything wrong with legal porn
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Did you cheat last time we played a board game?
When I play monopoly I usually get mad and kick the goddam board over. Is that cheating?
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When was the last time someone played a game with your mind?
Some young chick in my town is doing it right now, but I am aware of it.
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When was the last time you played an Arcade game?
Asbury Park 1983 Saw Uncle Floyd ther. Anybody know Floyd?
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What was the last card game you played?
Spanish 21
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What's the name of the last game you played?
hide the flashlite
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One, two, three, four, ____________. Will you finish the sentence?
Can I have a little more?
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Finish this sentence: The blacker the berry the ____________.
The more I want to mascerate it
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If you look directly behind you now, what do you see?
Smoldering bridges
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What do you do if a girl you really like isn't that interested in you and another girl that you aren't that interested in really likes you? Which one should you pursue?
You should be used to it
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Lately my boyfriend has had a problem getting erect and when he does become erect he ejaculates so fast is he having sex with someone else or is this normal for some men?
Stick it out. With persistence you can overcome anything, however if he is really that bad. Find an Italian
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Is it normal for me to have an organism very quickly like within 5minutes & sometimes twice during sex? My boyfriend doesn't mind, but I was curious if other women experienced this or if men had a problem with it?
I thought most women did. I grew up in the sexual revolution. Much better than the Franch revoulution or the industrial revolution. Girls seem to be very hung up now. Can't blame them though. Men are slackers virulent viruses abound, and you never know if a new manson is going to crawl in bed with you.
I went to a reunion and almost everyone was remarried at least once. Nobody seemed...
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Three words after sex, what would you say?
Beg your pardon
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Three words after sex, what would you say?
Have to leave
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(for mormons) Do you watch Big Love?
Yes I love the little chick Margine, she's a pistol. The Barb character seems like a reeally tortured memeber of the church who was tricked by her cowardly husband.
None od it was accurate until the endowment sequence. I think is was well done with due respect. People want to know and shouldn't it be presented properly?
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Should we support our troops no matter what, even if they are fighting an illegal war?
I can see your motives are good but you don't know the mean nasty greasy no good ways of the world, until someone shoots at you or youv'e seen body parts scattered around or floating in the water.
These kids were told they could attend drills weekends and 2 weeks a onth and get educational benefits. If they survive a lot probably won't want to go to college.
The gov't...
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Ok this is Conversational but if the guys in the Military/Army/Airforce could hear what we have to say, what would you say to them to send your support. Now no i hate the war stuff, this is to our troops fighting for us.
Hey soldier,sailor,marine nice to see you home.
Maybe buy them a coffee.
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Should we support our troops no matter what, even if they are fighting an illegal war?
Yes. They didn't sign up for the shit storm they are in. I was spat upon in a bus station in Philadelphia in 1972 and I kicked the crap out of the asshole who did it. I still carry that anger. I was drafted.
People who disrespect veterans should be careful. Some have unresolved issues, and the things people say can open wounds.
Be respectful and when you can't be supportive be...
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Has anyone ever been denied a temple recommend because they told their Bishop they used sex toys or performed oral or anal sex? If so, what was the reason given?
When I was a catholic the priest told us at pre-canna that anal sex was a no no. Oral was ok but only as foreplay not as a substitute. An LDS Urologist told me Cunnilingus was FILTHY.
When I was second counselor I used to get people calling me all the time about that. My answer was if it's not being forced....When in doubt Punt.
I forgot more about the church and the inner working...
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How many diffrent ways can you say "I need to get laid". For example: I need to get my rocks off.
I want some pussy
need to lay pipe
gotta get me some of that
shut up about your mother and turn over
I need to induct someone into the 4F club
I need to throw the blocks at her
I am scoping the room for trim
Looking for a round heeled babe (50's )
Need to mow the lawn
Disgusting enough?
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I was asked this question from a total stranger today... "If you could have any super-power what would it be?" What would you say "on the spot"?
I'd go with Superman's except the vulnerability to the Kryptonites and the hell with the alter-ego.
Give me that Lois Lane
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I always wondered what it would be like to have a super power. What would ur super power be?
Youthful imortality.
Come on.....
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If our souls are a form of energy, and our souls go to heaven, then does it not stand to reason that that heaven is a form of energy? That being said then is God not the highest form of energy and we are all connected to that energy and it us?
Your guess is as good as anybody else's.
There are ton's of theories
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What slogan could you give to a children's rights group in a country at war with itself, children's education is disrupted, gang-related bullets go whizzing over their heads, family life is disintegrated, children are jailed, most go without food..
The Children's Crusade
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Who in your family could you see going to jail?
Jimmy Swaggert,about 1000 catholic priest or however many were guilty or complicit in child abuse, and as many of any other religions. Scout masters,uncles, day care providers. Anyone and their enablers.
I'm all for life sentences, as it seems these people are unrepentant and incurable. In certain cases capital punishment would not be out of the question
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Are you aware there is a genealogy merit badge in Scouting? (See link) If you're interested in family history, could you meet these requirements?
The LDS church has an undue influence on Boy Scouts as recorded on 60 minutes.
The scouting program is a quasi religious program citing God and country but has always been non-denominational. Jew Gentile Atheist Muslim never mattered before.
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Why do liberals support stem cell research?
To get rid of diseases. Is stupid a disease. Now that The Bush administration is gone we won't be able to observe retards in action anymore.
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Why is it that some of the nicest girls go out with some of the biggest a**holes, and some of the nicest guys are left single because they are "good friends" or because they "value you friendship" should I just be a dick?
Watch Slacker Nation online
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How do you think that today's Mormonism would be different if Brigham Young had colonized Yerba Buena (San Francisco)? What if he had done so later as Sam Brannan attempted to persuade him to do? https://www.sunstonemagazine.com/audio/SW05021.mp3
It wouldn't be nearly as FABULOUS!!!!!!
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Has anyone ever been denied a temple recommend because they told their Bishop they used sex toys or performed oral or anal sex? If so, what was the reason given?
I have Baptist friends who get Temple recomends from Temple workers in the DC temple and they go there to see the actual endowment. One guy ( a gov't employee taped the whole thing.
It happens all the time. Jeepy
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Why is it that some of the nicest girls go out with some of the biggest a**holes, and some of the nicest guys are left single because they are "good friends" or because they "value you friendship" should I just be a dick?
No that's not it. You are a dick and you're not getting any dates. I've read your posts.
Youre an anal retentive,momma's boy, probably still get an allowence, bible thumper (BOM), You probably have bad grooming habits and never let a girl get a word in edgewise, and a self righteous narcicist.
An anti Dick. An Andy Dick. Go out to the singles ward there's probably a...
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What does "I can't see you right now" REALLY mean when a guy says it?
get lost
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Anyone, what type of vibrator (sex toy) do u recommend that a virgin should use?
Don't listen to them. The Hitachi 500 is the Cadillac of vibrators.
You can stay a virgin until menopause with that toy.
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Has anyone ever been denied a temple recommend because they told their Bishop they used sex toys or performed oral or anal sex? If so, what was the reason given?
I was asked if I enjoyed porn or liked to walk around naked, but I had to disappoint the stake pres and say NO
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Have you ever received or given oral sex in a moving vehicle?
I did a girl in a subway in NYC when I was 16
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Have you ever received oral sex while driving an vehicle?
Driving home from Atlantic City my girlfriend ( now my wife ) used to do all kinds of thing when I was driving. I'm surprise I never crashed or hit a deer when I was climaxing
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Where is the worst place to shout i'm horny?
If you are a priest at a cub scout meeting
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Have any of you suffered from Post-traumatic Stress Syndrome and lost a lot of your hair because of it? If so, how long did it take to grow back? How long did it take to get over have PSS?
I know someone who did. After a bad head injury. His hair grew back better than it was before the accident. He took zinc gluconate as well.
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What are some good and effective ways to bust stress?
sex heals, so does TM, exercise and diet,sobriety,regular sleep hours,and staying away from drugs including nicotene,caffein and alcohol.
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Do you find with the economy the way it is you are drinking more (or other things) to deal with the stress?
I don't but drunks will find any excuse to drink. It's a disease. it's the economy,my mother never held me. and of course it's hereditary.
It's a weakness. Exercise and get strong.
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Why is it that people who have no interest in you use their time and energy to furnish you with information? human nature?
Narcisists are all about I,me,my.
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Is fashion merely a "shallow" interest or past-time, with only people that are only interested in surface appearances? Or do you feel that it is a serious matter that is of real use to society and culture?
Just as lng as peole don't go around looking like slobs
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I want to give my husband oral sex, but he says he doesn't like it. Before being married to him I had done that with boyfriends and they loved it. How can I convince my husband to let me? He is really uncomfortable with it.
You gotta be shitting me
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Would you mind if your husband or boyfriend like to give oral to other men?
you gotts be shitting me
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If your childhood had a taste, what would it be?
Fresh as the all outdoors combined with pizza,good humor,barbecue, and an occasional washing with ivory soap
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Why do elderly people sleep so much?
As a rule they get up early and tend to need a nap at 10:30 AM and then go well into the late afternoon. They seem to run out of gas at 6:00 after an early dinner and are ready for bed at 7:30 right after jeopardy.
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Have you ever had so much on your mind that you couldn't sleep?
Yes it was like a loop running through my brain. Eventually I decided to make lists of unusual things in my mind to block tho loop. Like How many times have I gone fishing. How many occupations can I work with my experience. Before long I bored myself to sleep
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Who feels that there is a connection between love and lust....i feel both r similar in this century
If you love someone you will naturally have strong sexual desire for them. It could be defined as lust. People have urges and look at others they are attracted to in a lustful way but don't have to jump on them. It seems common nowadays but it has been around since time immemorial. I grew up in the 60's The 21st century makes the 60's look like the 30's.
Take time and get...
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If some person had contacted you out-of-the-blue and you and they had exchanged a several emails after having had no contact in many years, and you did NOT want to cotinue even a casual contact, would you re-initiate a cotact again (after a few months lul
There are sites like classmates and such that encouage thes things. Be clear and say leave me alone.
Nip it in the bud. If you are polite it will be misintepreted as consent. This person may have problems and could show up on your doorstep.
I talk from experience.
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If my gf was talking about how she would want her next wedding does that mean she is thinking about it with me? or just making conversation? She was also asking how I would want my next wedding. (We have both been divorced once before)
If you ask thats like a proposal.
Are you ready? Is she the one?
Think about it slim.
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What are you "known for" by people that are close to you?
High energy, and keeping a level head during a crisis.
People call me to help arrang things like finding out their kids financil aid benefits. Veterans who need help at the VA ask me to fill out forms.
I'm always happy to do it.
I will also help a woman with an abusive husband get to a safe place.
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How can I communicate to a not-very-good-looking guy that it's his personality and good heart that make him irresistible?
Show him you care. He'll get the message.
Woman you know what to do. Be kind and patient, he's probably been hurt many times.
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Have you ever known a person that was close to you that destroyed your reputation by sharing all your secrets with people to make himself look good?
Yeah, and I noticed a guy telling my stories at a party, stuff that happened to me when I was in the Navy and traveling and stuff. If my wife, my daughter and a girl I knew in highschool weren't there he would have gotten away with living my live in tales told. He even described my house which can be seen on-line and said his kids enjoyed growing up there. I built it myself 20 years ago...
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What are the names of some most beautiful people in history?
In my lifetime for physical beauty and you won't believe some.
I saw a picture of Mother Theresa as a novitiate and she was very beautiful.
Jackie Kennedy
Michele Phillips
Brigette Bardot
Zsa Zsa Gabor 45 or more years ago
Betty Page pin up girl died this year
Anita Ekberg
Catherine Deneuve
Catherine Ross
Elke Somer
Cindy Crawford
Ursula Andress
Halle Berry
Carmen Electra...
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What are all the beautiful people doing tonight?
I guess I'll take her out to dinner and then who knows?
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Where do 'numbers' matter??? give three places excluding AB... :P
The lottery
Account Numbers
Balance sheets
Math tests
Quantum Physics
And little did I expect. Menu planning in institutyional cooking. I needed algebra after all.
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Given a option... is there any 'vowel' you would want to add to the english alphabet?
uh... seems to be popular especially with our dopey polititians. eg The Kennedys.
Er uh I want some more chowda (chowder) please, and pass the booze.
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If you were married to someone and while on a trip to Transylvania you both happened to be transformed into vampires... would you be married for eternity in the undead afterlife?
That aside I have traveled on foot all over Europe and Eastern Europe. I slept under bridges and met some real characters during the late 60's and early 70's.
NOT ONE GODDAM VAMPIRE. I was in Amsterdam at Satanic clubs and pissed off some Satan Worshippers. If you think Christians get mad when you call them out on doctrine wait until somebody puts a spell on you.38 years later and...
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Have you ever stolen anything from a popular store like Hot Topic or Sidecca?
NO
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Have you ever camped out for anything? (like in front of a store or ticket window)
To get cabbage patch dolls
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Is there anything you still won't do in front of your partner or don't like them doing in front of you after being together for a while?
Can't think of anything
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What is the meaning of Simon and Garfunkles 'Mrs. Robinson'?? my mom said it was about an older womans affair with a younger man, i say its about an alcoholic....whos right?
The original words were Mrs Roosevelt. They changed it for the movie. Elanor Roosevelt was a lesbian so GO FIGURE
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When growing up in Brooklyn N.Y. at 20 yrs. old I became a 5%er, does anybody know what that means?
Salaam my brother
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If i come to this web site asking and answering questions does that mean i have no life? If yes then what does that mean about you? If no then shouldn't I be doing something else?
I enjoy this when I have time. The only thing that bothers me is young people's grammar and spelling, besides their lack of understaning of what is basically going on in literature,history and day to day current events.
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I don't usually ask religious questions but: Why do some Christians on here quote the bible as a source, when their initial belief comes from the bible? Isn't the idea to quote something else that backs this intial belief?
God said they believe it that settles it
A mormon catch phrase that was poular in the 80's went
I don't have to think.The thinking has been done for me......
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Everything's better when it sits on _________?
a chair and keeps goddam quiet
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If you were married to someone and while on a trip to Transylvania you both happened to be transformed into vampires... would you be married for eternity in the undead afterlife?
I will bite you honey
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How do I get rid of an ex from jr. high (I'm now grad college w/ B.S.) to leave me alone. I've been upfront & said I don't want to be in any relation with him and the reasons, yet he still thinks he can get me back. Continue reading...
get your father to intervene, I've done that for my daughters more than once. After that go to the local precinct with dad or even mom (an older authority figure and swear out a complaint) have him picked up for sexual harrassment and get a restraining order. First time he abuses it have him arrested. A couple nights in lock-up should do it and a fine will affirm it.
If I was your...
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How can I get my roomate back from lieing on me and getting me kicked out of college? I was thinking about bleech in food what do you think?
That would be attempted murder. Try the bucket of water over the door first honey. for extra fun put some red dye in it. Stay away from poisonong.
Better yet move off-campus
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Why cant you you simple stain an Endospore?
impermeable
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If you could live on your favorite science fiction world, what is the world called and what book/movie/tv series did it come from? If it is the planet Earth, what is the year? What makes that planet so much better than the others?
Venus on a half shell by Kilgore Trout
I'd be imortal and able to travel the univers with my hot companion into danger and adventure and always come out OK.
Go to new planets and like James Kirk manage to have sex with at least one hot alien on every planet.
GO SPACE EXPLORER
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Who is your favorite character from your least favorite movie/book/series?
Bill Maher from his movie religilous. I agree with the premise it was just poorly produced and presented.
It was like one of my high school term papers. Waited till the last minute. Stayed up all night cramming. and tried to give the best material at the end.
I give it 3 stars and a snap
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Who or what is your favorite character from a book, movie, play, musical, etc? What about this character particularly interests you?
From a book Kilgore Trout and Holden Caufield
From a movie Robert Dinero in several movies.
taxi driver,godfater II,Raging Bull and more
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Given the chance, would you make love to and or marry your favorite character from movies, T.V. books etc?
Mia Kirshner Jenny on the L Word is so goddam hot.
I'd like to be a character on the show that converted her with my good looks and boyish charms. Not in real life. Besides they killed her off. And she's a lesbian. Like I said on hte show and what a stir it would cause.
What a hottie
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If you were to bring any fictional character (books, movies, plays, etc.) to life right now, who would it be and why that character?
Madam Bovary. She needs a nice night out
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At what fictional restaurant (from a book, TV show, movie, etc.) would you most like to eat?
The Soul Food Restaurant in Blues Brothers,the chinese restaurant in Curb Your Enthusiasm wher Larry David got his shrimp stolen. The Pork Store in the Sopranos for a Prociutto,Provalone and wet pepper sangwich,The Diner on Bruckner Blvd in Goodfellas,(no ice pick please),Have a sausage and pepper sandwich in Baltimore in the movie The Last Detail.
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What character in a book, movie, TV show, etc., best reflects your personality?
The character Alan Alda played in Betsy's wedding. Italian American who is proud of his heritage and fascinated by the mafia part but not a fan of it.
It's a must see for outsiders to help understand how people like me have to deal with the ignorance people have toward Italian Americans and the stereotypes we face. If you don't believe it I'll smack you
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What is your quote in a movie, tv show or book? Who is it said by?
You come to me now and ask me to do murder. You don't even think to call me Godfather.
I can't remember the last time ou invited us over for coffee, and my wife is Godmother to your only daughter.......................
Give it to Paulie and tell himm not to get carried away. Don Vito Corleone
Marlon Brando The Godfather
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Seinfeld Fans: What is your favorite quote from the show?
You can't break up with me I Have Hand.
Good you're gonna need it.
I hate anyone who ever had a pony.....next day
Manya Died...
bOOKMAN SAYS "Have you ever had anybody die in your arms..? well did you big shot? I have." Gerry pays for the tropic of capricorn. "That's one angry monkey"
Next scene under a tarp a homeless amn says..."Can't...
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Who is a famous person with the name Frank or Frankline?
I was thinking about this some more,
Frankin Institute
Frankin Stove
Francoboli (postage stamp in Italian)
Frankie Avalon
Frank Snotra (green singer)
Ben Frankline Bridge ( from Camden NJ to Philly)
Franklin Delano Roosevelt Married to Elanor Roosevelt his first cousin daughter of Teddy Roosevelt
Franco Coretti famous tenor
Frankie Valli Summer (one of the 4 seasons)
OK?
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If you were on a island deserted 20 yrs what would be the VERY first thing you would do after being rescued and coming home?
shower and shave and call someone
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If you found some papers in your man/ladies closet or drawer and you knew it held info from their past, would you let it be or would your curious mind want to know?
I'd read it in a NY minute. Sorry
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Do you prefer Decaf , or regular, mocha or french vanilla, iced, cream and sugar or just black and strong?
2 cups in the morning half and half with equal. Big mugs.
Bring it to me and I'll make breakfast
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Why do some men treat women with small breasts with disgust and as a hindrance?
come unto me all who have been endowed with small perfect hand warmers
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Are new members told of temple ritual before becoming Mormons?
Actusally the correct answer is NO.
It would surely scare them away.
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Is Satan represented by a speaking voice in temple rituals?
satan is represented by a christian preacher
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What's the nicest thing a man can say to a woman?
Is your big sister home? Tell her her date is here.
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Whats the worst thing a girl can say to a virgin guy after having sex with him for the first time?
Don't worry, it will eventually grow
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Whats the worst thing you can say during or after sex?
who pooted?
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What is the worst thing a man can say to a woman after having sex?
Did you make fish today?
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Why do men like it so much to give women oral sex?
It is something you do for someone you care for and it feels good to give as well as to receive.
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I asked a question on staring at bosoms that has led me to this question...why does it bother women so much that men like breasts?
If a guy only looks at the chest and ignores everything else including what she's saying. I can see why it could be annoying.
I look at the whole package
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During foreplay most women like men to fondle their breasts, why is that?
Not all, some find it irritating, but let men do it for their pleasure.
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Who is more obsessed with "breast size" Men or women?
I like all sizes.
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How did the first Christians know what to believe before there was a new testament bible?
Somebody told them (no doubt)
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Why are atheists obsessed with the Bible knowing more about what they don't believe than many Christians?
I prefer Maxim
As for a book I could read Vonnegut before the bible as it is full of fantasy as well but have some humor and time travel,aliens and sex in a lot of them.
Poo te weet
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If doctors know how to heal people so well, why do they live just as long as the general population? Why don't they know how to take care of their own health enough so the average physician lives for 100 years?
Americans have poor diet,limited exercise, and have to limit their health care by insurance, unlike countries with socialized medicine.
Everything else we have is socialized, Education,Libraries,Prison(mostly),Military,mental health,but the insurance companies control who gets well and who doesn't (even doctors)
Also we have more alcohol,tobacco,and drug abusers than most modern...
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How long does it take to prepare a wedding with about 100 people?
As a professional without the cake. I can prepare a 2 entree wedding in an evening with 2 helpers. Approx 4 hours
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Approx how long does it take to prepare tiramisu?
40 minutes
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What is something you definately shouldn't cook in a microwave?
Raw fisk or fowl
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Can I have a photo of chicken meat spoiled due to bad storage?
Check with your local extention service, or if in a clountry other that the us the health dept.
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Can duck meat be as popular as chicken meat?
It's good and all the meat is dark. Don't go to a mass producer to avoid hormone and antibiotic enhancing. Try to find a farm that services a restaurant. A culinary school is a good place to inquire about game.
If you have a couple acres look into buying a breeding set of guinea fowl. They taste kinda like duck. Google for info. They are almost self sustaining. Their favorite food...
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Where can I order duck meat in Virginia
There's a wild game place in Wisconsin. If you have a culinary school near you they are always very helpful, alost eager to give advice.
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Have you known someone who makes their "best" dish often and you feel obligated to eat is (as a friend or whatever) even though it makes you want to hurl like you're overdosed on ipecac, but you still tell them that it tastes amazing? what is/ was it?
It is usually because they
1 only make a limited menu
2 You told them you LOVED IT
Tell them you want to try something new. If they are making meat say "Let's try vegan" or vice versa"
Not "Is this all you know how to make?"
Or ofer to cook,insist on it
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Is salmon like tuna when it comes to mercury? How often is it safe to eat?
Ocean or free range Salmon is better than farmed salmon as far as mercury content. I get chelation therapy to rid myself of heavy metals. The IV type is the only one that works
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What favorite food is honored in March?
Corned beef and green beer.
Happy St Paddy's Day to all the gay guys in the NYC parade, and of course the IRISH
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If you could change the name of Mayo to anything what would you call it?
Artery clogger
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If you could change your name to anything you wanted, what would it be?
Dirt except whe it rains then it would be mud
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Atheists, in a WORK environment where you have customers, if a born again Christian started telling you what you need to do in life to be saved, what would be the best way to handle it? I'm a Christian but this b*tch still insists I'm not saved yet?
I have that sort of thing all the time. I tell them I do not believe in god but I respect their right to do so. Please respect my right to live in peace and my LEGAL right to privacy. It's a litigious society we live in and I'd hate to point out that depriving me of my freedom of religion is a consttutional matter.
Is your zeal worth paying for an attorney and possibly thousands of...
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What are some problems your facing right now?
I want to sue pussy for all my troubles. However I want to be paid in pussy
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How far down the eye chart can you read with out glasses?
20-15
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Have you noticed that almost all children stories end with"And they Lived happy ever after" Is this done so kids can think real life is the same way?
It does and once upon a time it did. But only in stories.
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Do you think vampires can ever be truly happy living on death like they do?
Yeah, the ones I know seem just fine. Usually when there are wars they have plenty of blood to feed on. Like Hitler and his crew. He is still working around the Baltics.
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Do you think you can ever be truly 'happy'?
If certain people left me alone, YES
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If scinetists ever figure out how the brain truly makes dreams and how humans have lucid dreams do you think we'll be able to create a machine where it makes you lucid so you can do anything you desire?
I want to dream about ,,,(guess what?)
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Why in lucid dreams dose my brain make me have weired fingres
I only have one weird weird fingre
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If you have experienced a lucid dream, how did it make you feel?
It was great. I though I was having a psychic experience.
Also being a sex dream very emotional and the tactile sensations were intense.
These went on for about 6 months and gradually subsided. The people and place I went were totally unfamiliar to me but I remembered on resaturant and 4 years later I googled it and it was in Pittsburgh. I went ther and it was totally remodeled.There was...
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Im a christian but i came up wit an idea... why does so many bad things happen to people in life and they blame god?
People don't take responsiblity so they blame it on an inviible ghosty. They get mad as all hell when you don't agree.
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Why do people believe in so many things having no scientific basis but when it comes to God they demand empirical data?
The word believe says it. They accept the stuff they are told regardless of whether it makes sense. That's called FAITH
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What is the female equivalent for the words avuncular and mensch? No - I don't really know why I need to know.
womanly and a real woman
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What is the most famous or most repeated quote?
Up your nose with a rubber hose The Fonz
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What is the most famous presidental quote?
I did not have sex with that woman
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Why did Holden call Carl Luce even though he didn't like him much?
He was lonely and if you take the book as some do and that is symolically Luce was representative of Satan...Lucifer, and Holden was playing with his mortality throughout his trip to NYC
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What in Your opinion is the greatest Quote of all Time?
"Now that I'm famous, they'll probably drop a bomb or shoot me in the head...."John Lennon a prequell to his we're more poular than jesus quote to his half sister
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"Dark side of the moon" the greatest rock album of all time?
Ijn the top 100 near the top 40
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Who was/is the greatest rock singer of all time?
Elvis Aaron Pressley and he has left the house
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What is the greatest rock song of all time?
Blue Suede Shoes
Sweet little 16
Roll over Beetoven
Johnny B Goode
She Loves You
Get A Job
Brown Sugar
Sympathy for the Devil
Glad All Over
and more
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What song has the greatest "hook" of all time?
Woop there it is
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The Greatest Love Song of all time?
The neverending melody The Rightous Brothers
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In your opinion, what are some of the best love making songs of all time or what is your favorite?
Je Taime by some french couple in the early to late 70's
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What is the greatest slow dance song ever sung?
Then you can tell me goodbye The Casinos
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Is there anyone who can give me a description of something that helped you learn another language? (besides your own language).
What it was ? Who bought it for you ?Why you chose to learn that language and explain how this thing helped you.
Being raised bu my grandma. Now I pick up languages easily
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Will you teach me a word in a language besides English? : )
suono dream in Italian
sueno Dream in Spanish
Sweet dreams tonight
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Men, when your wife was pregnant was her belly a turn on or a turn off? did you want to have sex less, more, or the same?
I liked it, but I'm sort of a maniac for sex
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What are four words you would never want to hear after sex?
About being 18......
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Tell me 3 words you wish you would never hear again?
GET YOURSELF TESTED
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Tell me 5 words you'd wish to hear?
Can't get enough of that
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4 words you never want to hear?
My husband is home
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Tell me of joke that you heard of, that was in poor tasre?
The Aristocrats
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Did anyone truly be able to stand the music of Janis Joplin?
Listen to her version of Summertime and tell me what you think
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Why do us Men tend to fall asleep after sex, and women want more?
Oh I thought you wanted to chat, I'm game to go again. I don't care to hear about your:
Mom
cat
manicure
job
girlfriends
goals
dreams
Unless we get involved and if you want to hear about my
Car
Dog
buddies
people I hate
the way I'm being screwed by the government
beer
my ridiculous plans
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Why do men always fall asleep after sex?
What did you want to talk about? I'm not sleeping in the puddle.
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Are all men after sex?
Well you could tidy up, get the dishes and put a load of laundry in if you really loved us.
Oh yeah how about a late breakfast and out with you
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How did the Hogan last name get to the Caribbean i can not find any information on how i got my last name Hogan.. i was thinking maybe it was a slave name given by a master hundreds of years ago but i found no evidence can anyone help me plz%
Yes I checked with ancestry but also Hulk fought there in 1876
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What does Confucius say about relationships with other people?
Honesty is all important...No thats a lie that was Camus
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Do you remember the Irish Potato Famine?
Yeah we ate steaks instead
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How fun can an "affair" be? Doesn't it get tiring to lie and sneak around? When does the affair become more work than fun? If the woman wants him to leave his wife does she wait? If he led her to think they would b 2gether isn't 2+ yrs long enough?
Men make it work all the time ans so do women. It keeps your mind sharp(keeping your story straight) and your body toned (bed hopping and push-ups) Great cardio workout.
By the way IT'S NEVER ENOUGH.
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Why would a man cheat on his wife and lie to her about making it work if he knew all along he was going to leave her to be with this other woman?
If his lips are moving he's lying
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I have been married for 11 years, we have 4 children. My wife is now talking to and going and seeing another man. She wants me to leave so she can find herself. Can I make her leave since she is the one cheating on me. Please help..
Take asll the money out of all accounts, draw cash advancxes on all credit cards. Put it in a safe deposit box and file for divorce under adultery.
See a lawyer after you take the dough you amy have to give some back. Screw her, everybidy else does
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If you have a wife that cheated on you several times and you said you forgave her. How do you fill when she talks to other men at work? Please I need lots of feed back I do not want to over or under act. Married 30 years cheated on at lease 5 to 7 times
What's good for her is good for you. You don't have a marriage. You have a business arrangement. She has been caught 7 times, probably does it all the time.
Go out and have some fun. If only for some conversation.
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My husband seems to have problems in the hardness catagory. He uses a laptop computer a lot for work. It is always on his lap. Lately I have noticed a change in him. Does anyone know if a computer can cause this? (I'm not concerend about sperm count)
He shoould bring it to bed and look at barely 18
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Hello, i`m always horney, i can perform sex 24/24 and i love it. i can naturally last 30 min intercourse. my problem is that he sleeps! many times while im changing position or if i stop for a second & have to make it hard again,can anyone help please?:(
Sleeps?
This is truly a slacker generation.
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I am 25 yrs old and couldnt get hard last but i had sex 6x since then. my problem is that i cant stop thinkin that the next time we try im not going to get hard. im goin nuts how can i calm down n relax and enjoy sex again?
You must be hitting old age!!!
No it just happens. Not to me but it happens.
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Since I was told I was getting a big refund on my taxes I have been so crazy with anticipation, I am suppose to get it by next Sunday, I am about to loose it, what can someone suggest for me to stop being so anxious and calm down thanks!
Did it come yet? What did you buy?
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I need to know what is the word horny means because every one tells me something different and iam confused?
It derives from horned animals like deer elk etc. When they get their horns (males) it it the amting season (the rut) Are you in a rut?
I hve been since I was 10.
Google all of that
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Am I the only one on here who is horny?
That gave me wood
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When did it become common for animated films to have all-star casts?
Sccoby Doo
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What is your favorite quote from any movie, tv show....?
I love the smell of napalm in the morning. That smell of gasoline it's so fresh it smells like freedom.
Apocalypse Now
These problems and murders are the result of cunnilingus. Tony referring to Junior The Sopranos
If you took all the laughs this man got and laid them end to end they would reach the univers, and fill the balck hole of space Tony Orlando referring to Bob Hope...
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The hbo show big love is going to show one of the characters doing an "endowment" hbo claims it will be done respectfully, is it possible to show portions of the endowment respectfully? would it be ok if they left out certian parts?
I saw it and the most realistic part was not only the endowmwnt (could be wrong since I haven't been in +20 years and it may havew changed) but the underhanded way women are treated by the Bishop and Stake president, not to mention the weasely husband.
That seemed 100% accurate.
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Can Mormon men date older women?
Mormons usually find their wives on their missions, Girls who don't usually work for a year or two as nannies for wealthy families. If that doesn't work they go to the Y (BYU)
IF nothing works ther are mormon match makers and Singles Wards.
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How do ya'll feel about older men dating younger women?
Women marry for many reason and one of them is for maturity sanity and security.
I see a lot of professors marrying younger girls and they all seem happy. The younger guys I meet 25-38 or so are not as mature as you'd expect and most either live at home or get allownences from mommy and daddy. Sad state of affairs.
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What is your favorite Olympic game you will watch starting August 8?
Ever since Tanya Harding it's skating. I hate sports otherwise.
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Last night i got drunk and brought a guy home..i told my boyfriend of 2 years today..hes so heartbroken i feel horrible..it was a big mistake. How do i talk to him without feel guilty and coldhearted. how do i show him im really sorry and what do i say?
You should let him off the hook. This can't be the first time. You also have to deal with the fact that you are a DRUNK
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Why does the jello company add artificial food colors to a percentage of their instant chocolate pudding mixes to enhance the color when the mixes are already brown? the chocolate pudding cake that my uncle got us even has fdand c artificial colors .
Jello tried to sell gelatin and pudding w/o color and nobody bought it, It is a business.
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I like cooking and eating dried peas. I know some vitamins are lost during the cooking process but are there allot of vitamins lost during the drying precess? Thanks.
Just soak them and eat them w/o cooking
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Gary Null's Green Stuff has a new taste and color. Can anyone give me straight answer as to why this is. The company says that it is the same formula as the original Green stuff, but that doesn't explain the lemon taste, which is not even an ingredient.
Gary Null got his degree from Thomas Edison College Trewnton NJ. (Google it) a diploma mill. His Phd is a doctorate in Divinity. He had a colum in a Porno Magazine for years, probably still does.
I wouldn't trust him with my shrubs let alone my health.
He is however a good entertainer and a Southern Preacher with a snake oil show.
Think twice before doing business with a so...
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If you were going to prepare a stock of long-life food for emergencies, survival, rainy day etc. What are the basics?
How many kilos would you need for a year per person?
Ask a mormon. They are big on survival skills, and believe in having a year supply of everything.
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What does it mean when life insurance says "per unit"? When stating it's only $00. a unit...how many "units does a person need to be covered
safely?
a unit is an amount like 1500 in insurance.
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Would you buy life insurance for a baby?
A whole life policy bought at birth acrures cash value and guarantees insurability regardless of any health problem that may occur. A baby usually pays 10 dollars a year fro 10,000 in whole life with a good company like Prudential or Metropolitan life. Good investment.
It can always be cashed in later.
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Ok so recently when my fiance and I have been having sex I have been having pain on my left side and I have to ask him to stop or not to be so rough. I also have some mild cramping after we have sex. Is this normal or what could be causing this?
Could be serious or as simple as a yeast infectio, I'm no Doctor and that's who should be advising you not a messageboard.
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I get a stinging/burning pain after sex, which stops me from having sex again within the next 24 hrs. The pain is around the entrance of the vagina not inside. Me and partner have been tested, but are ok. I do suffer from some dryness also. Fed up of KY!
You could be messed up from using lube, Should see a gyne
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Do you get fed up with sex with your partner?
If you are listening through the wall why don't you tell me
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Which side of bed your gf/wife sleep.
Look in your binoculars and tell me
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Do you think upbringing has anything to do with people commiting crimes? It seems to me some people just KNOW better not to do bad things because of what their parents taught them?
It's aombination of nature nurture. Some very well raised and educated people just took our economy into the toilet with impunity.
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What do you think about people who lie because they want to give a better picture about themselves? I know it is bad but...
Seems common. If you question a liar on points that don't make sense or timelines that are inconsistent. You become the villian.
Spin is the new truth
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Why do some people automatically think you're mad at THEM if you're mad - you could be mad about the weather or a bad hair cut and they think you're mad at them - what gives?
You are probably mad at them in the first place for being so stupid
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Name one person that you would NEVER want to see naked.
Rush Limbaugh and Hillary Clinton
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Do I really want to see you naked?
Maybe I'll kep the lights dim
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Do you think that Eliot Spitzer has been seeing call girls in the past year since he left office as NY Governor?
Sure why not. Old habits die hard
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STD HYPOCHONDRIAC? SINCE ABOUT 3 MONTHS AGO I'VE BEEN WORRYING THAT I HAVE AN STD. IVE BEEN TESTED FOR EVERYTHING UNDER THE SUN EXCEPT FOR HERPES BUT ALL THE REST WERE NEGATIVE. NOW IM STRESSING I HAVE HERPES EVEN THOUGH I HAVE NO SYPTOMS. HOW DO I STOP?
keep it in your pants
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Do you know anyone who's into Wicca?
Yes and they are all peopel who have no friends or who have been rejected by someone or a group.
You don't need religion or anti religion to be a person
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Is there anyone that you know of that practised witchcraft or wicca in your family history? Were you surprised?
All nonsense like religion.
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How come Chritians are so hateful in their comments to non-believers? Shouldn't the set an example of love and kindness to increase their numbers> I'm just saying....
Funny Man
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What does your underwear say right now?
Wash me
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What does your shirt say right now?
ADHD
looks like ACDC when you look at it
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Do men get emotionally attached after sex?
You have that backwards
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Are all men after sex?
I can only speak for myself. I like bacon a little too
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best song by John Lennon?
Imagine is a standard. But on his last album Stell and glass
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What's the best sappy song ever written?
Good Girls don't The knaack
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In your opinion, what's the best song ever written?
Take the A train Duke Ellington
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What is the best dance song ever?
In the bottle Gil Scott Heron
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Whats the best doors song ever?
Roadhouse Blues and Love Street
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Whats the best beatles song ever?
In My Life for Paul
Something For George
I get by with a little help from my friends Ringo
John Lennon just wrot to many to count. Personally I liked Julia the song about his mum from the white album
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What do you think was the weirdest Beatles song ever?
Helter Skelter.
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What do you think is the weirdest song you have ever heard?
The story of sawrny bean
An old fable about a scottish canible
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Have you ever heard of the inspirational speakers Joyce Meyer or Joel Osteen? What do you think?
Total BULL and well paid for it. I'm in the wrong business. I want a caddy too
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Can rubbing alcohol make urine sterile? Or if used in a drug test can it help you pass?
No
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Can you tell if you are going to pass a drug/alcohol test?
If you are seeing trails or have the wicked spins chances are you are gonna fail
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How can you tell if you're an alcoholic?
If you drink all the time your'e a drunk. Alchoholics go to meetings
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If 'M' is the Roman numeral for the one thousand, why is 'K' often used in advertisements, like wants ads and car prices, to represent one thousand?
M is short for Mili or 1000 in Latin
K is shor for Kilo the metric one thoousand
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When cooking, what is one ingredient you use often?
Extra Virgin Olive Oil from Sicily
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What is your most used "secret" ingredient?
Wine
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How long does it take for spaghetti to cook?
At a rolling boil in salted water 12-15 minutes
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I bought some polenta to make a nice alternative to potatoes, but I don't want to fry it. Any suggestions?
Spray a pan with Pam spread it out and bake it
Flip it over when colled and make a light pizza out of it
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What would be the worst thing to find in your food?
A body part with a tatoo
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What food would you find in an unhappy meal?
tongue,former pet,and fried kittie
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How do u get rid ov pubic hair?
Clean the drain evertime you shower
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If my partner doesn't like french kissing or dry sex how am i supposed to turn him on and still turn myself on?
You have to handle some things on your own sometimes
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I know Mormons are not supposed to have sex before marriage, but are they allowed to do more innocent things like kissing?
GO FOR IT!!!!!
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Is oral sex allowed in a Mormon marriage?
Don't leave your wife hanging. If you do don't blame it on God. Face it you just arem't cutting it.
What's the shortest book in the world?
List of LDS Lovers.
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What is the best time/place and situation for masturbation.
Depends on how draing you are, and how much emabarrassment you can endure if you get caught
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My neighbour watches me masturbate from her apartment a couple of times a week and has even watched my gf & I have sex. I don't mind her watching but shouldn't she return the favour? We have never even spoken.
Pretend your'e killing someone and see if she calls the cops.
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I love my gf a lot. I eat her pussy whenever we are alone. But once she achieves orgasm, she doesnt even return the favour back. Let alone giving head, she doesnt even touch my penis or masturbate it. What do I do?
Find a new one
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Im attracted to older men, im 20 and since 16 when i had my first long term relationship with a 28 year old, im into older guys and now i've got a huge crush on a 40 year old, he said i'm too young, im old enough to be his daughter. i want him. help me.
He peobably doesn't feature the idea of paying for you and your child just for sex. He has his wife for that.
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Who wants to watch a hot 28 year old guy do whatever you want me to?
NOBODY
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What's your favorite part about sex?
Right at the end
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What's your favorite joke about sex?
John: Hey Bill do you remember your first BJ?"
Bill: "I'll never forget it."
John: " Did the guy come in your mouth?"
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Till what age can Men/Women have sex?
Forever for women. Most men can get erections until death. Unhealthy habits like drinking,drugs can screw up a man's sex drive. Certain prescription meds can too.
Prostate issues also cause problems but can be helped with herbal remedies like Saw Palmetto or laser surgery.
Sex isn't always about whats going on between the legs as much as between the ears.
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What is the name of a movie that Robin Williams was in?
Good Morning Viet Nam
Insomnia
Hook
What dreams may come
The Fisher King
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Once someone you have been with says that they do not love you and have never loved you but wants to now be your friend, how do you go on, keep your pride, and heal from it? Granted the two of you have been together for six years?
Fraind shmend...Walk away. The pain will evenyually go away like a hemmeroid operation.
Get even by geeting over.
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Why are patriarchal blessings so vague and so similar? Is that why they are supposed to be kept private?
I just may have been susceptible to things like that back then. And what a fertile field they had to work with. My family of 6.
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Why do most people hate christians?
:et me list your role models
Jimmy swaggert
Ted Haggert
Pope Joh Paul II (hid the fact that millions of children were molested by moving priests around) Now the want to canonize him.
And no matter what thes nimrods do you people still defend them
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What is the name of a movie that Robin Williams was in?
cadillac man
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Can anyone please explain in detail the "missionary position" I'm a missionary and my wife and I have about 80 or so different positions already, if it's something new and different, we want to try it out. Thanks, remember God created sex:-)
When missionaries first went into foreign fields and native peoples obseved them having intercourse they were amazed at the face to face positioning.
Anglosaxons have to be the only race that linit themselve to this style. When questioned they refered to the white man sex as missionary position.
That's it. And misiter if you know 80 positions you should upgrad the Kama Sutra
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Why are people still often using the N word? (Ni**a)
All the time
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What word do you wish people used more often?
No you talk I'll listen
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Which television show have you seen nearly every episode (if not every episode) of?
Missed the last episode of MASH and St Elsewhere
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Is there are any canceled TV show you've seen every episode of?
Boomtown great cop show
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Have you seen every episode of Seinfeld?
You bet. My favorites are the Bris, Spongeworthy, Bookman, and George the Oceanographer. The Acrobat
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Which television show have you seen nearly every episode (if not every episode) of?
Big Love. True tale of real Mormon life.
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If you were to choose a spouse for your son or daughter, what kind would you choose?
Someone who was not am obcessive compulsive liar with a greedy lustful heart and was accepting of them no matter what,
Someone that was kind of like what Christian Marriage vows speak of/
Like my wife
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If you had a son or daughter, 10 - 12 years of age, and he/she swore allegiance with Satan and worshipped him as his or her deity, what kind of reaction would you have?
You remember what Plato siad? "Kids these days"
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Have you ever been a camp counselor? Was it hard? What was your pay? Did you like it? And how long did it take you to hear back from the camp after you filled out the application? How old were you? Thank you
If you are in the UK or Europe and you have heard of CamP America. Read the samll print. They are slave drivers and you will ahte it. I did
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4 words you never want to hear?
Honey your girlfriend called
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How do you be friends with someone who is self centered and when approached all they say is their sorry and never fix anything and you try your hardest to look past it and b friends but they just keep doing what they want anyway?
You cannot have a narcissit friend you can only be a friend to them.
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How do you deal with someone who is incapable of saying sorry? My husband's sister skipped our wedding (out of spite) and will never apologize and now wants to pretend all is well.
It's better that she regrets what she did than just say "I'm sorry"
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Does your loyalty take in your extended family?
It used to but over the years we have all driftwed apart over petty matters. I only have one 2 cousins that I call often, and one aunt is now senile.
We used to just walk into each other's homes without knocking and exchange Christmas gifts. Nobody forgot anybody'd birthday or anniversary.
It's different now
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Guys, if the girl makes the first move, would you think little of her?
Gee thanks.... I'm out of practice.
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What do guys honestly think of girls that sleep with them on the first date?
It's been 38 years since I was on a date and that was in the early 70's.
I had that happen (sex unencumbered with beggeing)
I didn't judge, but I'd never marry a girl who did that. You have to be kidding, and that was before deadly STDs.
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Do Guys out there really care what a girls vagina looks like? If the labia was too big or different would it put you off having sex with them? I just find it ridiculous that some girls want surgery because they are so self consious about what guys think.
I have seen some big labias and some nicely tucked in pussies. I never saw one that wasn't a work of art.
OK?
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I wish pu---y was like a di--k, so that guys can find out, that she is in sex mood, what you think.
If it was nothing would ever get done.
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Ashton Kutcher said men marry for sex women just want to marry. That's Bull! There are all different reasons people marry. I know many women who married for sex. Why do guys think only they want it?
Haven't you noticed that he's a male model and retarded?
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If you make a man wait until marriage for sex, will he marry you sooner? I am not asking for religious reasons, I just want to know if a girl who waits will get more respect from men in general (not just religious guys).
I waited for my wife and not for religious reasons. She was pure. I sure wasn't. I don't regret it.
Love is a rare commodity.
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My bf is mormon. i want to know what the difference is between "being sealed" or having an "eternal marriage" by being married in the temple is different from a normal ceremony where you light a UNITY candle that "seals" the marriage and make it "eternal"
Don't let him make Kool Aid for you.
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After a marriage ceremony in the temple do Mormon newlyweds usually take a honeymoon?
After they drink the goat's blood....Sure they do.
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If YOU came with Instructions what would they say?
Handle with care. Lubricate regularly and check for special needs/ Give unit whatever it asks for.
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Iv'e just found out that a really good (not particularly close) friend of mine is doing weed. He's also 14. I think he got it from his brother. What do i do? How can i help him without sounding cheesy, like everyone else and like school? He doesnt no i no
What is this an after school special with Sonny and Cher? Talk to his folks and let them handle it, before he ends up in jail.
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Do you think that GWBush is really stupid? Seriously, does one get to that position on money/good friends/relatives only? One doesn't get to high places without help. What do you think? Is he just stupid in politics but smart in his personal agenda?
He was the perfect casndidate for as puppet regieme. He even misread his lines most of the time. I watched Nixon with Viet Nam and Watergate, but this man took the cake.
America will pay the price for this administration's work for a century
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THis is get crazy another Obama Selectie withdraws from his position seriously is this guy going to get a Government in place or what? It's getting beyond basic politics here.
This isn't the Clinton or Bush cabinet. They want honest people
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Have you ever failed a polygraph (lie-detector) test? Was it accurate?
Tes I had to take one for a job and they asked me "Have you ever stolen anything in your life?" I lied and said NO. Who hasn't stolen a grape or a cookie from the cookie jar. That passed
Then the tester asked"Ever been fired from a job?" I said no,(the truth) and that came up as a lie.
So they called every one of my references back to Junior High.
Weird Huh?
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A good war movie? similar to saving private ryan
Shindler's List
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Why are patriarchal blessings so vague and so similar? Is that why they are supposed to be kept private?
Mine says I will hold the Keys To The Kingdom of Israel
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Many religious people claim that to believe in the big bang and evolution is to believe in "something coming out of nothing" and they dismiss them for that reason. How does God solve that dilemma?
That gossip about Mary Magdalane is not true
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Why do religious people believe evolution is crazy, and yet the accept the idea that we were created from nothing? Is it so bad to at least consider the possibility of evolution?
Many are taught to fear what they don't understand. If your religious leaders are ignorant of scientific facts and find they threaten their followers faith, they may forbid them from looking into them rather than learning and incorporating them into the teachings they espouse.
Rather than say I believ wouldn't it be better to say I understand and believe. Faith and underatanding...
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Do you believe the religious version of Hell is real, or it was created as a way to keep people in line with fear and isn't real?
No God, hell,heaven,angels,demons.It's all a theory like evolution. I have to side with evolution because peoiple don't preach it and then pass a collection plate and tell me I'm going to go to evo-hell if I don't believe.
We choose our actions with the exception of the mentally ill(sociopaths,borderline personality and more than I can list) and some rare cases of evil...
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The last time you turned on your radio, do you remember the song that was playing? If not, u can turn it on now if u want. Whats playing? Would u think of what was playing and the words that were in the song, as a sign for u, or just a song?
Steppng Stone by Duffy
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Can you remember a song that was really big and popular, got played all the time on the radio, and everybody was singing it, but now everybodys just like "ohh huh what song is that?"
Crystal Blue Persuasion
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Do you remember if there was a song playing on a stereo/radio at the time you lost your virginity? What song was it?
Touch Me by the Doors was just out then
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What happens inside a mormon temple,
If I told you a bunch of Mormans would say I was lying, besides it's beautiful and sacred and stuff.
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As an adult, which children's tv show would you watch if no one was looking (and their were no children around)?
Space Ghost coast to coast
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If you had to pick one show on TV to watch all weekend long, what show would you pick?
Diary of a callgirl
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What is one tv show that you just would refuse to watch if it was the only thing on every channel?
Queer eye
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In your opinion, what is the most wholesome, clean show that's ever been on television, (one the whole family would watch, not just a children's show)?
Davy and Goliath
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What is your quote in a movie, tv show or book? Who is it said by?
I had an operation on my whaddaya callit, my clavichord. Holden Caufield,, Catcher in The Rye
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Seinfeld Fans: What is your favorite quote from the show?
The sea was angry that day my friends, Like an old man trying to return soup at a Deli. (George pretending to be a Marine Biologist)
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If every banana exploded with the power of a regular a-bomb, what would happen to the human race?
banana split the atom
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What if killer tomatoes took over the earth? What would happen to the human race?
Splat
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I'm straight, and would like to know approximately the amount of people who are okay with it,who have a problem with it,or don't give a sit. Thoughts?
Are you hot?
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I'm gay, and I want to know the truth on the amount of people on average who are okay with it and who have a problem with it. Thoughts?
I am straight.Do you want to hear about me and my wife, and what we like to do sexually? Wanna see us dry hump in the St Paddy's day parade?
No? Sexual things are intimate and private. You should be allowed to do WHATEVER makes you happy and satisified. God has nothing to do with it. If there is a God he/she put those urges in you.
Now you know how most people feel
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Have you ever watched every episode of a television series? If so, which one?
Fawlty Towers
Liked the Germns one
Also Seinfeld
The Moil and Bookman were my Fvaes
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Which television show have you seen nearly every episode (if not every episode) of?
Californication.
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Could you date someone who had a different religion than you?
This is theory. I am not a believer. I could go to a wedding or funeral at a church but not services.
If my intended couldn't deal with that,we'd have to forget marriage. However if I really cared for her I'd lie.
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Can you name the last fish you ate?
Arthur
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By age 15, how many times had you had sex...no disrespect to personal privacy
I just started 3 mos before my 16th birthday. Probably 50 or so. I am still active in late 50s. 3-4 times a week.
My frends tell me they rarely do it. and frankly think I am lying.
I think about it constantly. Sorry
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Whats the worst thing a girl can say to a virgin guy after having sex with him for the first time?
Ahhhhh don't worry it'l grow with time...
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Whats the worst thing you can say during or after sex?
when was the last time you showered?
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What's the worst thing you can say to a woman after she gives a poor performance in bed?
Did I wake you
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What's the worst thing you can say to a man after he gives a poor performance in bed?
that was your fault
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Whats the best way to entertain a 3 year old boy?
games,stories heathy snacks and short walks.
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What's the best gift for a 7 year old boy and 4 year old girl?
Trip to the beach
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What is the best gift you can think of for a 13 year old boy?
Playboy
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Whats the best thing a 13-15 year-old boy can do for his girlfriend?
leave her alone or her father will hunt you down and F you up. Do we undertand each other?
I'm not joking slick and I know who you are. God bless you
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I'm changing schools, and I am meeting a lot of new people. Sometimes, the conversation gets quiet, and I feel like I can't think of anything to say. What should I do when this happens?
Breathe and wait for someone else to pick it up.
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Why are certain people at the school I went to last trying to drag me down now that I'm getting better grades at this new school I'm going to?
You will have to deal with passive aggressive people all your life. Make a life for yourself among them but don't depend on them and try to be ivvolved with outside activities.
It's a sign your're living righjt if others envy you.
F--- them if they can't take a joke.
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Was "Buy Me A Mercedes-Benz?" the only song by Janis Joplin that was a cappella?
No I'll give you a couple
Catepillar
Down on me
Try a little tenderness
Ball and chain
Baby
Summertime
Get it while you can
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How is that posible that so many people know song Mercedes Benz but many of them never herd of Janis Joplin
She died 40 years ago
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What is the best poem or song lyrics about loving someone who is bad for you, or about something that will never work because its wrong. I have a situation in my life right now and i'm sure someone's song/poem will say it better than me!
If loving you is wrong I don't wanna be right
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Your situation in the life could have been better or could have been worse than you have right now or you believe you are exactly where you are supposed to be?
No complaints
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Suppose the teacher's union were put in charge of the schools, and held accountable for the results. Would education be better or worse than it is now?
Thieves in charge of the money till.
It would be like Bush for a third term.
No child left educated
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In our relations with others, what does the expression" practice tolerance" mean, and how is it not actually supported by cultural relativism(the moral theory)?
It means in my opinion. Put up with those who are not as good as you.
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In "The Sopranos", Dr. Melfi rebuffs Tony Soprano's attempts at courtship due to their previous doctor-patient. Now my question is: Why is it considered unethical for a doctor to have a relationship with a patient?
It really isn't for a former patient. His character made her character sick and disgusted.
Being Italian American she was in awe of him to some extent and it took an intervention to get her to drop him, but she was socially,intellectually and morally out of her league.
Lorainne Bracco is sure a beautiful woman, and James Gandolfini is a fat ugly man.
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Are christians better than atheists?
If so she'll go right to heaven
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I found a round white pill about the size of an m&m..on the top are the numbers 367 and underneath that in the center is the capital letter H (no fancy lettering)..any ideas what that is?
Go to PDR physicians desk reference
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What do you do for an encore?
Cook a nice dessert
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What lesson can I learn from your life?
Figure out what you are good at already and enjoy doing and take training and go to college for that.
Happiness in your work will help you in your everyday life. Guidance counselors will point you in strange directions for fun.
DO WHAT IS BEST FOR YOU, money will follow.
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Did you know that Mormons massacred 120 people in cold blood on September 11, 1857?
Murdering profiteering animals. They also took their women and children.
The mountain Meadows Massacre. Recently a great movie starring Jon Voight was mad about it.
They also massacred them Ute Indians. Attacked the Missouri Governer.
I think they are funny Mormons
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Are christians better than atheists?
There are some decent people, but the majority are motivated by lust and greed.
Most love to take pleasure in the suffering of others.
Thats why there are rubbernecking delays in the opposite lane of major accidents. I'd say it is about 50/50.
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Why are christians bigger porn customers than atheists?
I don't know that they are but if they are. Who cares. It proves my point that everyone is capaple of anything and what tyhey profess to BELIEVE won't stop them from their vices and desires. It might cause them to repress them and act out later in a worse manner.
Is that PC ewnough?
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Why are Republicans bigger porn customers than Democrats?
They have to keep their religious leaders like Ted Haggert with reading material. You don't think he gets fired up with the Bible do ya?
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What is the first thing that comes to your mind when I say "sugar"
Oh honey honey
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The parents in a family of eight children suddenly die. There is a will that states that all the children have the same godparents. What will exactly happen to the kids after they die?
This is why wills are important
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Why did you lose your virginity? Were you feeling pressured or were you completely ready?
I really wanted to. No pressure
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How did you lose your virginity
The regular way
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Where did you lose your virginity?
my girlfriend's bedroom at 15 while her folks were watchin Lawrence Welk just outside. Over and over again.
1967 and the Doors played Touch Me
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My ex and I broke up 6 months ago (he ended it). He's starting to call/text again. Should I play it cool, Let him make all of the moves? He asked to see me, should I see him? I still love him but don't want to be hurt. Should I initiate n e thing?
He wants a booty call. Don't be stupid, you find a new man and tell him to leave you alone. He'll only do it again.
As for booty tell him to kiss your ass.
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What are the signs that he is really not into you? Lets all get serious with this question..
They keep saying NO! Get a hint
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My kid has a red bumpy cheek, i dont know why, could it be the weather, he played in the snow for several hours yesterday>
Wind burn
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How do you avoid wanting to get back at arrogant people? How do you get them out of your mind?
Avoid them. There are decent people in the world. Surround yourself with them and make the best of your time alone.
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I need new ways to masterbate. anyone have any[im a female]
look at adam and eve store for stuff
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I need new ways to pleassure myself. any ideas?
try a vibrator
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What do you add to scrambled eggs? I need some new ideas!!!
cooked peppers
hotpepper cheese
bacon
mexican cheddar topped with salsa....That enough....?
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What is something you need to add an egg to, before cooking/baking?
cake
custard
some breads
cookies
flapjacks
omeletes
pasta dough.....ok?
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What is something you add olives to?
salad
tuna
feta cheese
giardinera
chopped up to a dirty martini
greek salad....ok?
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What are some good expository writing topics?(besides music, art and sports)
I have enjoyed stories of jaded rich people, Like Doris Duke, The Kennedys.
Their lives are full of disgusting lust,power, and disdain for the rest of the world while they pamper themselves and use people.
It should open peoples eyes and stop them from worshipping other heirs and heiresses.
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You want to write a book. What would make a good title - for the story to follow?
That's not how it happened.
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What would a good title be for Sarah Palin's book?
A nod is as good as a wink (to a dead moose)
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What would be the weirdest title for a "For Dummies" book?
Bank robbery for dummies
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Which song would you like to never hear again?
Afternoon Delight
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Let's make a fruit salad. What are you going to add to the bowl?
Richard Simmons
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Is it true that knowledge is knowing a Tomato is a fruit but wisdom is knowing not to add it to a fruit salad?
Oh no, and company is coming.
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Evolution or Creation? (i'm pro creation)
Who cares? Concentrate on the here and now
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What is a nice way to tell someone to shut up about themselves when at work?
Tant's a tough one
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My ex-husband spent years in prison for sexually abusing my children. I know it's beneficial for me to forgive him, but how do I go about doing this? Everytime I think of him I want him to suffer as they did.
Why do yo have to includ him in the forgiveness process. He cannot be trusted around children.
Walk away
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What are some of the constants you count on in your life?
Morning wood
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What would you say to me, in three words, upon meeting me?
What's happening man?
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Three words after sex, what would you say?
I gotta go
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What is the worst thing a man can say to a woman after having sex?
my buddies were right you are an easy piece
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What's the worst thing a woman can say to a man after having sex?
Did you start yet?
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Whats the worst thing a man can say to a women during labor?
That nurse has a nice ass
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Does me getting cheated on make me less of a man at all?
That is something you walk away from and NEVER look back my friend. To be coucolded is to be castrated. Do it once she'll always do it. Pity the next guy and find a nice girl. Good luck I got the only one in the world.
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Are there any naked pictures of you in this world?
I was 15 in the woodstock movie
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Do you know any women who acts more immature than the men? People say it's the other way around, which I find it difficult to believe.
Spelling error (woman)
People don't act mature. They either are or they are not.
The ability to keep organized responsible and to stay the course, that is to keep your responsibilities a priority even when you don't want to, and do it every time.
That's maturity.
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What effect might the success of the women's movement have on the men? Why is a nonsexist way of life so difficult for some men and women to accept?
It is difficult for most people to take total resposibility for their actions, and work within current societal limitations of marriage and family.
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How does the idea of encounter groups fit the attitudes of today's society? What are some of the advantages and disadvantages to such group?
Excuse for sexual promiscuity and insurance fraud. I'm surprised it still goes on
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What are participant effects?
a pecking party
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Say a kid was bullied his entire life and one day in school, one of the bullies punches him in the back of the head. The kid ignores it, turns around and quietly tells the bully, "I'm going to kill you slow...and painfully." Do you think the kid lost it?
See your guidance counselor or talk to your pastor (bring mom or dad)
If this is not enough go to the police, you should not take a beating for anybody and making threats is no good.
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Do you think public schools should or should not be allowed to teach the Bible as a piece of literature, in classes like English or Social Studies?
It should be taught at church. By all means don't leave your kids alone with the preacher.
All teachers have to have background checks and some of them are bad news. All church and scouting etc should undrego the same checks.
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Should public schools only teach the basics like math and language arts? Should they not be allowed to teach history, politics and science
What are you so afraid of? Knowlege is a good thing. A little knowlege is dangerous.
See ya at the homeschhol prom.
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Due to science reassuring the public we originated from apes, does this conduct an allowance for animalistic behavior
Just like in religion there are many theories.
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What film starring Susan Sarandon is your favorite?
Joe
She was about 18 and very hot. It's an old hippie genre movie.
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It's film time. What would you recommend as "Must See Films" from the 1970s or 1980s?
I'll try to give you some sleepers
Baby it's you, Fathers and sons,Prizzi's honor,29th st,betsy's wedding,pope of greenwich village,true romance,midnight cowboy,the graduate. all of the godfater series,little big man,Geremiah Johnson.
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What is the last film you watched with subtitles?
Luxury car
From China
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Can you recommend a book that you absolutely loved, and think everyone should read? I'm looking for fiction, or at least very entertaining books. Please don't suggest the bible- I've already read that.
The Hawkline Monster Richard Brautigan a demented western
Or for real sci fi beginners
Venus on the halfshell by Kilgore Trout
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What is your favorite line in a movie?
I have 4:
What's so funny about me. Joe Pesce in Goodfellas
You lookin' at me? Robert De Niro Taxi Driver
I'll make him an offer he can't refuse Brando. The Godfather
The negroes stole our dates Flounder Animal House
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Answer to:
Should fat people get less luggage space on airplanes?
I can tell you have an IQ of less than 90
Answer to:
What is something that it NOT very fun to do naked?
use a chain saw
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Answer to:
4 words you never want to hear?
When peeing it burns
Answer to:
How many people have seen you naked?
I grew up in the 60's been to many events. I can honestly say probably a million
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Answer to:
What is wrong with NOT believing in god?
Churches will go broke.
1 pastor's kids will have to pay for their own tuition
2 their wives will have to buy their own homes and cadillacs
3 pastors will have to find gainful empolyment
4 Pedophile priests and other church folk will have to find a new place to hunt.
5 It's not the answer-all for life's mysteries.
I respect your right to believe whatever nonsense you...
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Answer to:
My dad says that ALL religions are evil cults. Do you agree?
There's a seeker born every minute
Answer to:
Who is a famous person with the name Frank or Frankline?
franklinin and the teenagers Why do fools fall in love? (and have dyslexia)
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Answer to:
Do you find it gross that current societal trends encourage women to shave their genitals, thus emulating prepubescent children?
miss bush
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Answer to:
Why would some mormon women have a bald spot on the crown of their heads? even the young girls.?
scabies from living in the compound with the prophet. Or maybe chemotherapy
Answer to:
What will you be doing during the zombie invasion?
George Bush is gone. You can stop worrying.
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How can I help my 20 year old daughter to forgive her father who with good intentions always got her toys from the thrift shop instead of new when she was little? Now she feels worthless because she didn't get new things.
No serpent tooth is as painful as an ungrateful child.
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If you believe that Joseph Smith authored the Book of Mormon himself, then don't you also believe the Joseph Smith was one of the most gifted literary geniuses in human history?
If you want the real skinny on the L.D.S. experience please watch the Souyh Park episode "the Mormons or tune in weekly for Big Love.
If it makes the mad it must be true.
Goebbles said "If you tell a lie often enough people will believe it."
People who don't study the past are doome to repeat it." Adolph Hitler Sealed Vicariously in the L.D.S. Temple
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Answer to:
Whats a good comeback for "wow your cool"
I'd say "It's you're cool nimrod." And "Congats for graduating from Princeton, that no child left behind really worked Mr Bush."
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Answer to:
Is it true that during the Mormon temple ceremony a woman has her genitals 'anointed' by another woman?
How did you know about the tongue in cheek incident? I was picking a piece of pocorn from the inside of my cheek, when the hydrolic oil dispenser pressure wnto to 600 psi and poked me in the eye, hence my early retirement.
I'm still waiting for my missionary fiance' to return from New Jersey. "I'll keep an eye out for you Elder Stephenson."
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Is it true that during the Mormon temple ceremony a woman has her genitals 'anointed' by another woman?
Yes, I was the official annointer for 12 years. We used olive oil, and occasionally a viniagrette.
When I was annointed I requested ranch, but all they had was french.
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