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Why is the USA giving Mexicans a hard time for illegal immigration when there a immigrants entering the us from different parts of the world It's probably not Mexico they're mad at, but more or less the fact that most of the illegal immigrants that come up from central America are using Mexico as a sort of passage. Although a large percentage of the illegal immigrants are from Mexico, the Mexican-American border sees activity from Salvadorians, Guatemalans, Hondurans, and (of course) Mexicans, along with scattered people from...

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5 Days Till Debt Armageddon; Are You Ready? I've always wondered what happens if we don't come up with the money. I mean, what will everyone do, come and arrest our country? ... Ehehe... um... just forget I said anything.

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How do I copy from PC to USB, SD Card, Micro SD Card, Memory Stick Duo, CF, or xD Card? I always just plug in a card, wait for it to load, bring up it's folder, and drag n' drop.

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Is there a way to protect yourself if you wake up and find a stranger in your bedroom over you? Punches, kicks, and any weapons work fine.

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EASY MONEY!! Would you rather be a millionaire, billionaire, or trillionaire? I'd be a trillionaire. I'd give half of it to all of the underprivileged people living in third world countries so they wouldn't have a reason to complain about me. I'd use a quarter of it to fund the arts and sciences so we can all have easier and more pleasant lives. The last quarter I'd keep for myself, because not wanting any of that money at all... well, that's well beyond being insane.

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Now that we know that "everything is made of energy," how does that help us? Now we have a nearly infinite energy source?

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Help I don't know what to do about this!!! To most of you, I'm sorry for acting this way, but I remember when most of the questions were punctuated properly and weren't followed by more question marks, exclamation points and emoticons than were absolutely necessary, when I could open up an Answerbag question and not have to read a novel before actually getting to the question. A small description of the question sometimes helps when...

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Bridget_D8547, did you want to carry on the discussion? Yes, but how does rock purple?

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do you think the military draft is right? It's one of the bones of what I like to call "The skeleton of a country". It sort of falls into the same lines as taxation, it keeps the country going. I mean, suppose there is a war, unavoidable, and the other side fired the first shots. By having the ability to quickly create an army rather than wait for voluntary individuals, you can hope to have a young, strong army ready to die for all of...

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Pls explain to me why Britney Spears has a singing career - she's a dreadful singer - DREADFUL! Excuse me, are you implying that talent is required to succeed?

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Tonites the night__________________________________. Actually, it isn't THE night, at least not for 18 days.

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Do you hate me because I’m beautiful? No, I try not to hate anybody.

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I think my 12 year old daughter is asking about her bar size. Should I ban her from the internet? No, mostly because I think everyone should know the size of their bar.

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If you could have any animal for a pet, what would it be? I'd have a tiger (with laser cannons mounted on it) that would also be able to transform into a motorcycle.

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Is there such a thing as a custom made holster for women? http://lmgtfy.com/?q=women%27s+custom+gun+holsters

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Is the United States a rich country? I think so, but don't we have debt up the ass right now? No, wait, scratch that. I don't understand this crisis and I never will.

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Has there ever been a moment when you wanted to smack a classmate of yours up the head? What for? Yes, for repeatedly kicking the back of my chair But to tell you the truth, I'm surprised at how well death threats work.

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What do you usually order at McDonalds? Nothing. I used to go a block away to Burger King for all of my fast-food needs, but then they turned it into an auto-store. Jack in the Box was my backup, now it's my new fast-food source.

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Is the food you make edible? I hate to brag, but I'm pretty good with a (well-equipped) kitchen.

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What is your sign? I'm a Leo. :/ Now what?

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Are there words that you use every day that suddenly strike you as odd? 'Moist'

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why do Americans give Canada so much crap? America is considered more important and noticeable in today's society. Not that I necessarily agree with it, but the way things are is the way things are.

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Have you take care of your computer? Yes, I have take care of my computer yesterday.

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Who's the greatest player of all time? Charlie Sheen

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Why was my question about Superman and other superheroes being white removed? Although I have no personal experience from the matter, it may be this way because people these days get offended too easily, and are looking for an excuse to maintain ignorance.

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What is the best pick up line to get laid "Hey, I just won the lottery..."

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3 Windows Vista problems, inquire within. Here are some of the problems. As you can see, the flower is on the list twice and the space between the start menu and the tabs on the toolbar is empty, void of the "Quick Launch" bar.

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Are you a doom and gloom type person or are you usually positive and hopeful? Neither I accept most things at their face value and don't pursue anything unknown unless something better can possibly be found. I refuse to show strong emotion towards most aspects of my life, and this has made it much easier to remain alive and mentally stable, two conditions which I've noticed are hard for many people to sustain at the same time nowadays.

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How do you feel about sharing the food on your plate? "OH NO, YOU DON'T TAKE THAT PIECE, LEST I STAB YOUR HAND WITH A FORK."

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Would you wear bacon scented cologne? I'd probably drink it.

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If one is underage, could the police arrest you because a witness says you were drunk. In most cases, not right offhand. The police officer would have to find you drunk and have reasonable suspicion along with a sobriety test (that you fail) to arrest you.

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What does Cartman think of Kyle, Stan and Kenny in South Park? Cartman often "rips on Kyle" for Kyle's being of Jewish descent. He frequently ridicules Kyle every chance that he gets and rarely treats him as more than a common dingleberry. Cartman thinks of Stan as one of his friends, with few objective criticisms. Stan is one of the more generic characters of the show, so it's hard to really pull anything out of his persona. Kenny is usually Cartman's...

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My favorite body of water is______________________ My 90 to 94 percent.

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I have seen Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2. Have you? No, but most of the people I know have told me that it's very well done for being the 8th movie in the series. Is it?

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Did you just sass me? Yeah, we're just going to keep it to a mutual hate-hate relationship, okay?

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Will you add me? Work is boring me and I haven't a thing to do... Eh, what the heck. Sure.

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My first rule is..........? If doesn't move, eat it. If it does move... eat it.

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If you build it, _____ will come. critics

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Wouldn't defining anyone by race be considered racism? Well, well, well, what do we have here? Look at all of your answers! Such striking differences, yet I've noted that the end result is usually the same. Now, given that it would be most difficult to respond to each and every one of you with the time and care that you all readily deserve, I would like to present my (albeit, confused) current stance on the subject. Would defining one by race imply...

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Why is my computer so slow????? How do I make it stop and behave? Woah, woah here fella. First you complain about it being slow, and now you want it to stop completely? There are some things I'll never understand.

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Have you ever missed an attempted high five? Not unintentionally... Like this one time, this guy who hated me (and I hated him, coincidentally) wanted to give me a high five, so when he raised his hand, I slugged him in the gut. It has been one of the most satisfying feelings I have ever had.

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So, if you hate Facebook and love Google...do you realize Facebook has former Google employees working for them now? I also went on Google Trends a while ago and found out that Facebook has the most searches of anything else in the whole world. It depresses me that so many people seem to have a disability to type "facebook.com" into the URL bar.

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When did the end begin? Everything ends. Does it really matter when?

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Where did the pedo bear come from? "The bear character (Pedobear) originates from the popular bulletin board system (BBS) website 2channel in Japan, where it was introduced as クマー (Kumā), an interjection of the word 熊 (Kuma) meaning bear in Japanese. Unlike Pedobear, Kumā has no sexual connotations, pedophilic or otherwise." -Wikipedia

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Can you give me 1,000 ways to die? No, for several reasons: -I'm too lazy to list the ways that I know of. -Whenever I Google search "1,000 ways to die", I end up with a bunch of results directing me to the television show of the same name. -I don't happen to be in possession of any of them.

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When Justice isn't being served in the courts what is? Bias

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How deep should I go? What you should really be asking is, "How deep am I right now?" INCEPTION

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How can you prove that you are a human-not a computer-replying this question? I can't prove anything, so I'll leave it up to you to decide.

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I'm 12 years old and I want to be a famous singer. I'm amazing! How do I get discovered? Head to Youtube. Every modern celebrity starts and ends there. Also, you're breaking the terms of service. Answerbag is for people 13 years old and older.

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If the gov't imposed a tax on using the sidewalk, would you protest? By walking in the bike lane

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Do you believe spanking a child is wrong? No, as long as you hit the kid hard enough. Of course, I'm not a person to tell others how to raise their children, but I say "whatever works".

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How will I know if I am dead? Well for starters, if you're dead, it will probably be impossible for you to kill yourself. That, or Kenshiro will tell you that you are.

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If you didn't have to work for a living, and you had lots of money, what would you do with your time? I'd probably buy a large dormitory building in some city, rent it out to college or high school students, and go back to work.

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Why are politicians either right wing or left wing? I prefer the center where the breast is. See, I'm more of a drumstick man.

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AM A 14 YEAR OLD GIRL.I WANTED TO KNOW WHY GUYS ARENT ATTRACTED TO ME BECAUSE AM LIKE 30 POUNDS OVER WEIGHT Stop yelling at me.

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ive been thinking about communism latley and the basic idea isnt a bad thing i just think the leders took advantage of it and were greedy What might your question be, good sir?

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Kim Kardashian tweeted that she's outraged about Casey Anthony being found innocent ... She is entitled to her own opinion. She is not her father.

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My brother just kicked me in the nut sack. How should I extract revenge on him? Chloroform him in the face, then take a hacksaw and cut his nut sack off.

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Are Chip 'n' Dale gay? Possibly. If you have any other sexually related questions concerning fictional characters, just google search (name here) rule 34, then go to images and turn off safesearch.

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If there is a heaven, what would everyone do for all eternity? If heaven is as boring as most theists make it out to be, I don't think anyone in my generation would bother wanting to get there. If I do end up in heaven by some freak accident, they better have minigolf, or I'm jumping back down here.

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Did Jesus kill Zeus? No, but I think I know who killed Jesus...

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Justin Bieber made a purfume.... does that sound werid to you ,since he is a guy?? He's a guy? That's news to me.

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What's Your Question for Obama in 140 Characters or Less? Can I be president now?

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Does a movie that you bought from the stores have a lie release dates? Randy's back, everybody!

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Interesting mythological creatures, legends, tales you know? I'm pretty knowledgeable on Classic Greek mythology. Give me some specific requests on a type of story you want, and I'll be sure to deliver.

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Worse Prosecuting Team ... OJ Simpson Trial or Casey Anthony trial? Both

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who wants to be my friend????????? *Sigh*, okay.

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You buy a pet duck. What do you call it? Vercingetorix

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If you had a haunted popcorn machine, what would it say? "I pop it all day." I dunno, it just sort of POPPED into my head.

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Care to elaborate on this topic? :/

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Does everyone have darkness inside of them/ potential for it? Everyone has it inside of them. Everyone has the potential for it. Few have the skill to control it. Welcome to my world.

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Went to LDS sacrament yesterday. WOW!!! Little kids declaring there knowledge of the truth of Mormonism. How sad. What might your question be?

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I\'m not doing this any more......no more. I̷̧̨̙̬̭͓̜̮͓̘̪̯͙̳͕̬̯ͯ̿̔̒͆ͯͬͯͭͯ̈́͂̃̋͂̆̆̄ͅţ̹̳͍̩̭̦̩͖̼͎̘̺̖̒͊́̐̊̇̅̿̓̚ͅͅ ̃͑̏ͨ̓͐̊҉̰̙̼̠̲͚͎̹̬̼̱̼͕͉̯͢ì̴̶̷̘̱̩͈̞̗̺̝̙̼̥̻̼͇̅̀ͨ̇ͧ̉ͭͧ͐̄͌͛̃́̚s̴̜̟̟͈̗̅̊̈̽ͩ̍ͫ͐ͬ͋ͯ͝͝͡...

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Do you lie for the hell of it or just to see how much you can get away with? I'm a rather greedy bastard. I only lie when it benefits me or my friends.

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if u want to dream about a pussy how do u do it I go on the internet and look at cat pictures.

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To what extent are we responsible for our own actions? Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do. -Voltaire I'll let you think that over for a bit.

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Which do you like better? American cartoons or anime? I can't really divide it down that easily. American cartoons have that sort of charm that makes it something like a pick-me-up early in the morning, especially on Saturday. Anime is the sort of thing (I find) that is better to watch late at night with few distractions. That way it is easier to get immersed in the oftentimes massively branching story. I like them both equally.

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What's your worst/best memory of high school and why? Best memory: Being alone through the whole thing

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Should burning your country's flag be illegal? No, but it's pretty disrespectful. Still, there is freedom of speech. If someone wants to burn a flag, I say, whatever. Just make sure you happen to be on property where you have permission to be doing it, and don't make too much smoke.

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Do ethnic minorities in your neighborhood get treated differently? Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human, fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit! You will not like me. But the more you hate me the...

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Will you able to see fireworks at your house? Yeah, I did about an hour ago. It was awesome, and people are still doing personal fireworks. All while listening to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iof5pRAIZmw

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A farmer is trying to cross a river. He is taking with him a rabbit, carrots and a fox, and he has a small raft. He can only bring 1 item... Take the rabbit, then the carrots, bring the rabbit back, take the wolf, then go back for the rabbit.

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Have you named one of your body parts? Actually, I've named all of them. My reproductive extrusion is named Magnum. My eight pack has it's own names too; each ab has it's own name: Dasher Dancer Prancer Vixen Comet Cupid Donner Blitzen My left hand is Fate, and my right hand is Judgment. My left and right feet are Shame and Blame, respectively. The list goes on...

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Not the sharpest knife in the drawer..... Few bricks short of a load..... Any others you can tell me? Not the dullest spoon in the drawer...

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I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 5000. What is it? 4359

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who here likes minecraft!? I like it... somewhat. I usually spend well over a week building something, then decide it isn't good enough and delete the world. Then the next day, I log on and I'm like: "FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU..."

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whats the statistic probability of ending up alone? With me, 102% chance, with a 2% margin of error

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How would you react if someone had a sign at the front of their house saying, "WARNING, REPOSSESSORS WILL BE ARRESTED AND PROSECUTED,"? Well, think of it this way. Repo men come if people don't keep up their payments. If someone cannot pay for something or compensate otherwise, he or she does not own the property, and therefore has no right to have trespassers of any sort arrested. I wouldn't react.

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What is your fav song to listen to when something your happy? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVsbhqlyRSk&feature=related It just adds to the mood, you know?

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What do you think will happen in 2012 "2012 London Olympics" No clue. We'll just have to wait, because it's not over until the fat lady sings, as some humans say.

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What is the most played square in battle ship? Ooh, that's tough. I'd say it would have to be one of the center squares, kind of like the free spot in bingo.

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Next time, _____________________________ Keep the jar sealed

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whats the best answer for "why should i hire you?" I don't think you should hire me. I have a bad tendency to work unpaid overtime.

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"Go to hell", but people never say "Go to heaven"? See, we don't insult people TOO horribly.

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I follow _________________ . The road. Heck, I suck at following even that.

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Describe your mental state (mood) in one word right now! >mental state California

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Why is my PS3 freezing? I'd say it's a problem with the disc. Try playing a different disc-based game for that long, and see if you have the same problem.

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Who is a weak man? Me

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What is the difference between you and GOD? I'm not a tool.

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Would you prefer burial or cremation? Cremation. That way, when someone wants to reanimate my corpse, I'll be like, "SCREW YOU".

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what do i do if i opened up a site saying my computer is infected and the site tries to download something.. A) Take a sledgehammer, destroy your current computer, and go get a better one along with Norton Antivirus. B) If you want to stop the virus from destroying your computer, use Task Manager on Windows (ctrl+alt+del), or Force Quit on Mac (in the Apple logo on the upper right of the screen, sorry, I don't know the emergency program shutdown for any other operating system), then force the browser...

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what's the best attitude Stoic

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IS the Legend of Zelda Series getting boring? It is getting kind of repetitive, but I'm still personally excited to see what the one on Wii U will be like.

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Do you know what really burns my bacon about X-men: first class? Mmmmm... bacon.

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who has da moz getto textn in deez parts..I bet iz me coz Ima 1 trik az bitch...ya betta ax somebody Sorry, I don't speak ho.

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how to improve my communication skills? Have arguments with a mirror. That always helps me.

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Just how hardcore are you ? Once, I rode a Hello Kitty tricycle to school.

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Is it illegal to sleep with an underage girl who is high on pot, X and a few other drugs in a hotel room paid for with a stolen credit card? Well, the credit card is stolen, so I'd say yeah.

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Pete and repeat were in a boat. Pete fell out. Who was left on the boat? No-one would be on the boat. I'll commence by making a radical assumption that by not capitalizing the first letter in "repeat", you are referring to it as an improper noun. What "repeat" is, I don't know. While the sentence was set up well enough for a name to take the place of "repeat", it can now be used to display what it would look like if we replaced "repeat" with an improper noun that...

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After a stressful day at work, how do you unwind? Beverages, internet, and more work. I'm what some would call a hermit.

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It's all in the mind.. I actually tend to see it as a matter of perception: to some, it may seem like a ball and chain of responsibility, while others see it as some kind of new opportunity, whatever it may be.

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Is school out? No more teachers no more learnin? Yeah. It sucks that today's kids don't go outside anymore.

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Historically, what good things did President Bill Clinton do for America? I think I remember him as the first president since the Great Depression to actually lower the national debt and have a plan for controlling it... of course, that's now all out of whack.

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Name one non-smoker who thinks marijuana should be legal...? Me, but I really wish people would stop obsessing over it

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What's the difference in ebay.com & Amazon.com? If anything, I've noticed that Ebay specializes in rarer, very specifically categorized vintage goods, while Amazon just seems like a site to buy directly from the company that makes the product, just at a lower price than you'd find in a store.

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If there is no empirical evidence for the non-existence of God, then why are Atheists so sure a God does not exist? We will never know why theists believe in a god and why atheists don't, but it is important for everyone to remember, regardless of creed: "The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence." ...In all and/or both cases. Thank you.

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What would you like to put on your fried rice? Some chicken, some carrots, a bit of cabbage, perhaps some celery...

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Open for all, what exactly do YOU believe in?? I believe that nobody, including me, actually knows the difference between right and wrong.

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Why can't you just lighten up a little? Nice concept, but people are just too obsessed with their morals and ideals to pay any attention to just how feeble certain things really are.

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Are Atheism and religion equally ridiculous? Atheism- Disbelief in a god Theism- Belief in a god or multiple gods Religion- A set of beliefs concerning the cause, nature, and purpose of the universe, especially when considered as the creation of a superhuman agency or agencies, usually involving devotional and ritual observances, and often containing a moral code governing the conduct of human affairs Both atheism and theism (all types)...

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Wheres the weirdest place you've ever slept? Six Flags Magic Mountain, Medusa

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where do you find the strength to forgive ? I don't know, but I forgive anyway.

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3rd party apps Real life

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Favourite movie quote? "I'll tell you what he said. He asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!" -Kitty Farmer, Donnie Darko

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how can i hack a someones facebook Have fun.

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Did this punishment fit the crime? Texting 18 year old kills child and seriously injures mother. Um... So what was the punishment? Did the teenager kill the kid and have to seriously injure the mother as punishment? Was there no punishment?

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The sky is falling, the sky is falling! What should I do??? "The sky is falling, the sky is falling! What should I do???" ... CHALLENGE ACCEPTED Walk outside, let your rage flames burn your shirt off, and then protect your backyard with a rock-hard pectoral shield.

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Do you prefer kid or adult cereal? I'm the sort of guy who will go to Safeway, head down to the sugar cereal area, and relieve the store of all of that (mmmmfff... DELICIOUS) Trix cereal.

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How to win an argument without raising voice ? Present all of your opinions. (Remember, all arguments are about OPINIONS. People who argue about facts are just... well...) Try to agree with the opposition at least halfway. If they aren't willing to give an inch, they also aren't worth your time; just walk away.

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When someone talks about JESUS, do you get infuriated? Why? Nah. I typically don't care about a person's imaginary friends until it all starts getting in the way of my work.

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60 hours awake, is that possible? Possible, but not practical. You'd be feeling damned tired, and if you were to go even longer than that, you'd start to hallucinate... at least in the cases I've seen.

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Do you fear the coming of the lord? COME AT ME BRO

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isn't it censorship to delete a valid question simply because it may offend someone? They run the site, so we have to put up with their crap. Luckily, we all have the power to make sure they have to put up with our crap too. Expecting to see Buxtonite ..slowly losing my mind and Miss Cleaver answer this question.

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Have you ever pleaded to God for mercy? No, I find that my hallucinations (and the things that populate them) hold more directional value than something I have never seen, heard, felt, etc.

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If I talk to my hallucinations, am I crazy? I talk to MY hallucinations, and people don't call me cr... ...well... ... Yes, you are...

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How do you feel about rape I don't.

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Only ugly people say they don't care about looks. Agree? Well, I'm really ugly, and I prefer people to not set a bad example if they, say, show up at my place of business looking for work. I do care a bit about looks, I'll admit, but only to the point of looking like one takes care of him or herself. Anything beyond that point is welcome, but not necessary.

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Name something in your closet that is worth more than 100 dollars? My weapon collection surely has to be the most expensive thing I keep in the closet, but just one of them? That would have to be my Pakistani katana, it cost me a few hundred dollars.

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What does it mean to be fully human? Being human means carrying the physical traits of a human. We think differently, so there is no definite thought. Yes, it would have to be physical qualities that define a human.

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Why might a Call of Duty not be considered art? Because each game in the series since Modern Warfare has been pretty much the same thing

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why am i not allowed to swear in my answer? what is the harm? My experiment is finished. Answerbag failed the test.

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Your rubber duck comes alive...what do you do? Shoot it until it dies. Continue my bath. ??? PROFIT!

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How do you feel about the act Lynching? Lynching is an extrajudicial execution carried out by a mob, often by hanging, but also by burning at the stake or shooting, in order to punish an alleged transgressor, or to intimidate, control, or otherwise manipulate a population of people. -Wikipedia "...often by hanging..."- That means not always by hanging, so everyone else (you know who I'm talking to), stop automatically assuming it...

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why am i not allowed to swear in my answer? what is the harm? I don't even know. Also what is defined as "swearing"? Just to make the authorities mad, I'm going to (in context, so it isn't breaking the rules) list all of the "swear" words I know. Feel free to add to the list! Fuck, shit, bitch, ass, pussy, cock, dick, crap, cum, cracker, nigger, honkie, jigaboo, chink, gook, jap, derka... anything I missed? OH, I'M SORRY, DID I OFFEND YOU? WORDS ONLY HAVE...

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Guys:What is your cologne of choice? Brut

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Have you ever tried blowing a balloon underwater? Oh yes, I did. I was able to do it about 3 inches underwater, but that's it. Then I tried it in the deep end. 2 minutes later, I woke up under a lifeguard.

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Straight pride! Who's with me? Sorry, I think I'm asexual.

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If you are allergic to trees and grass could you be allergic to marijuana? Although it is common to trace allergies through large plant groups, marijuana is a flowering plant. Most grasses and trees are not flowering plants, with some exceptions. Yes, you could be allergic, but it is a small chance, and any allergic reaction received would probably be only a miniscule one.

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What do you think will happen May 21st? A number of people will be disappointed.

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what's your opinion on the purpose of life? Science cannot explain what happens to us after we die, and neither can religion. Being the querying little bastards we are, we constantly demand reasons for everything. Is there some everlasting reward for "Being good little boys and girls"? Or are we doomed to rot in a box underground? I have never, ever, been given valid proof of why I should bother to continue living, except for one little...

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Is it illegal to fly a house? like in the movie up. Unless you are in unrestricted airspace or your own property, yes, it would be illegal.

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On my PSP the 'X' on my controller won't work I can't attack or use magic and when I press start to go to the menu it works just fine Then get it fixed, at least if you want to keep playing.

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What was the old answerbag like? What makes it different? Back then it was easier to censor unpopular ideas.

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What's the best way to settle a disagreement on the Internet and end it with a mutual understanding? I have found that just suddenly agreeing with them on everything is a good way to get them to shut up. Of course, that's only if neither side is willing to give an inch. That, or find one thing you can agree with them on, and constantly try to steer the argument towards that.

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have you ever broken a bone? if so, how? and if not, how are you avoiding it!!! ;) In 7th grade, an old dude accidentally hit me with his car while I was riding my bike, and my arm (specifically, my ulma) broke. No hard feelings though.

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Facebook. Am I the only AB'er not on facebook? No, I have a life.

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Just what the hell is so offensive or unethical about wearing a hat in school!? I have no idea what is offensive about wearing hats indoors. Life is full of little buzzkills like that. Avoid them completely or face them head-on.

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I'm A Leader At My School, But I Suck At Encouraging: What Can I Do? There are many possibilities I can see from here. Were the younger ones embarrassed for some reason? Are you taking your job so seriously that others don't take you seriously? Some things heal with time, but though it may be awkward for you, I suggest asking people right up front why you might not seem sincere with them.

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What helps you practice what you preach? Well, I don't really preach anything. I think it's a dog-eat-dog world, full of unpredictability and randomness. I don't tell people how to live. I tell them what I think is right. If they want to believe it too, that's okay. If they don't, I accept that everyone has their own beliefs, and like whatever they believe, I cannot prove that what I believe is indeed fact. I encourage only...

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How do you want to kick the bucket? Roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris style... or were you talking about dying?

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Would you be willing to reduce your life expectancy by 10 years to become extremely attractive or famous? No. I don't desire to be celebrated by 1/100th of the world and ridiculed by the rest, and I'd be dead by then anyway.

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When does it bother you when you do not know whether or not somebody is okay? I am not bothered such things. If I ask them and they tell me that they're okay, I assume that: 1:They speak the truth (rare in this world, I know, but still a possibility). 2:They lie because they think they can handle their problem on their own. 3:They lie because they're scared to tell me a problem. 4:Both 2 and 3

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What would the world be like today without humans? Greener, with more ice and fewer extinct animals.

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Have you ever started a rumor about yourself to confuse people? Yes, but it was actually a rumor meant to keep people calm.

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why rn't u here? Actually, I am here, but in a little more than 3 hours, I'll just be off, kicking ass.

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Describe ways of setting high standards for own work By "setting high standards", I'll assume that you also mean to follow through with them, in which case I set my goals higher than what I actually want to reach, because I usually fall short a bit anyway.

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For those who are lonely: how do you cope with loneliness? I am very lonely, but I cannot cope with it, because even imaginary beings refuse to be friends with me.

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What would cause you to think highly of yourself? Nothing, as in the end, we are all equals

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What does hope mean to you? A typical way to make it seem that one can still have something even if all is lost

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In the upcoming Batman game Arkham City, how did Quincey Sharp become mayor? http://batman.wikia.com/wiki/Quincy_Sharp

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If you had one minute to live, what would you do? I'd delete everything on my computer and my phone, and burn down my home.

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Why would anyone use nunchucks? Are they are real weapon? Nunchaku were originally a Southeast Asian flail used to harvest rice and soybeans. It gained popularity during violent uprisings, as most farmers where prohibited from having conventional weapons like swords or bows, so they used farm tools instead. I have used nunchaku, and I must say, the difficulty of mastering it is quite high. Though I have attempted to use it properly, I find that one of...

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Since Bin Laden didn't represent Islam,why would some Muslims be upset at his death? Because some Catholics would be upset at the pope's death

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If you would've been given the choice,how would you have taken out Osama ? I would have my surgeons give him plastic surgery: specifically, breasts and a vagina, and his penis removed, then I would drop him off, without clothes of course, in the middle of a desert.

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How do you feel about Osama Bin Laden being killed? Are you glad he's gone? After 10 years, more than 1,000 deaths, and $400,000,000,000 dollars in spending, we have managed to kill a 54 year old man with kidney disease who spent his last breathing days hiding in a mansion in Pakistan. Congratulations. But what disturbs me more than anything else in these recent events is the reaction of everybody else. Many are legitimately celebrating the death of a being that was...

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Why is forgiveness important? Forgiveness is a symbol meant to tie together loose ends. Is she willing to say she's sorry, even if you're ready to forgive her? Can you trust her? Is she worthy of being forgiven? Don't listen to what I said back there. Forgiving isn't the answer. The only way to make her sorry is to make her suffer the way you did. No, listen to me. If she isn't willing to say she is sorry, she is not...

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Would you rather lose all of your old memories, or never be able to make new ones? As horrible as it sounds, I'd want to lose all of my old memories. Everyone truly relevant to them, except my family, is gone. Unfortunately, it's not as though I can stop caring, or forget all about it. Yes, it would be much more comforting to forget.

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Since Obama has ended terrorism worldwide by personally killing Osama bin Laden, does that prove that he is in fact a god among men? Go to bed.

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how can i start a fight in a bar There are several ways to go about this. The first way is the most obvious: bother people until they get angry. The second way I've heard to start violence is to do something unexpected at a "tough" bar, like ordering a non-alcoholic drink or requesting the channel to be changed to something like the Discovery channel. I don't know why, but it tends to get people butthurt (or get you...

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Have you ever awaken with a smile on your face? No, I usually awake yelling at the top of my lungs. I have bad nightmares.

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In the end, what matters? Nothing matters, because legacies, like people, always die.

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Are stirfrys good for you? Sure. I mean, there are no definite ingredients in a stirfry, so as long as you moderate the proteins, carbohydrates, and fibers and don't use a ton of oil, it can be very healthy.

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Why are people on here such douche bags? If you dont have something nice to say on a kinda serous issue, dont say anything at all... And thaaaaaaaaaat's life!

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Do you think Donald trump will be the next president of the united states Yes or No? Okay, if he was the absolute last choice of people I could pick from, and everyone else had some extremist regime lined up, I might pick him. I mean, even though everyone knows he is a slimeball, the man does have some strong business experience, and though he might be doing the whole campaign to further his own funding, I think (snowball's chance in Hell here) he could simultaneously reboot...

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Is there anything in your life that you are truly sick of? What is it? All of it But I won't end it now. There are still things I need to do.

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Do you practice moderation? I hope someone practices it more than me, even though I try.

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Why is it some movies are in black and white and some aren't? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Technicolor

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have u ever tried to write a rap song? if u did, what would it be about? Beautiful things, like plants and teddy bears... then straight to a solo about beating the crap out of my mortal enemy

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Name a food. Make me.

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Is global warming a geopolitical device? Is there money to be made off of the idea of global warming? I believe there is evidence of global warming, and it can be turned into a tool like anything else, real or theoretical.

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why do people get in trouble for the truth? After many experiences with both truth and lies, on a major scale, I have this to say. In reality, there is nothing to gain from grasping the truth. It doesn't change what was, and whatever it is could change whether or not you experienced it for yourself. If you want to be happy, avoid the truth. Lie to yourself. Live in ignorance. At least then you can be happy inside your meaningless...

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Is being anti-social a bad thing? Although typically I would say that as long as it harms nobody, it would be alright. However, I have thought about this for a bit. Like it or not, people need other people. If you sever and reject your ties to the outside world, it will naturally become hard to live in. Still, it's your choice, and I can't decide for you.

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You're only young once. But you can be immature forever. Thoughts? Well, yeah.

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is this question acceptable? Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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Whining about "them politicians" isn't really going to change the country, or? You know, I'm positively mortified by the condition of our country. It's time I do something about it!... Right after this new episode of CSI ends.

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Who was the smartest person ever? Although intelligence can be measured in a mass variety of forms, I shall assume that you mean to ask who has the highest IQ rating. That would be Marilyn vos Savant, with an IQ of 218 to 228. Of course, those were just from some of the tests.

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With gas prices so high can you afford to work? Yeah, actually, most of my business runs on solar power, so we have taken less of an impact on the recent skyrocketing gas prices. As for my vehicle, I'm planning on selling my car and moving to San Fransisco, where transit is everywhere and everything cool is within walking distance of the dormitory I run and plan to live in.

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who is the best man in the life? Anyone but me

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Can you block Someone on AB? You can block messages from individual users, but you can't completely force them out of the website. Now then, just WHO are we trying to block?

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Do you ever wonder how you’ll die? I do; I think I’ll die from Alzheimer’s Yeah, in fact, I know how I'll die. Blood cancer. Depending on whether I can pull enough money in the next couple of years, I might be able to stick around for a little longer.

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How would you feel if you found out that the person you love was once a rapist, before they met and fell in love with you? My first thought would just be... "But it was so TIGHT!" Seriously.

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Which do children need more of: advice or being listened to ? Advice from the correct people definitely helps, but I must say, I have learned quite a bit from my age-inferiors!

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Noticed that great people are misunderstood and then trashed? Why do you think people like to trash people they do not understand? I suppose people think "Better to embarrass than be embarrassed."

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Does anyone ever click "like" on your own answer? I tried. It didn't work.

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Do you know the right way to kick a female? But I've found that just using the tip of the foot tends to hurt my toes (if I don't happen to be wearing steel-toes, which would make it a special occasion).

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What do you fight for? What do you fight against? I fight for justice, though this world has little. I fight out of compassion, though I am shown little. I fight for love, though I love no one. I fight for freedom on a planet where freedom is challenged. I fight against things that try to kill me, but Earth still exists. I fight against lairs, though that makes me hypocritical. I fight against facades, though people embrace these shields. I...

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How do you respond to the question: "Do you know what you should do?" Yes, I always know what to do. I am, of course, sound of body and mind.

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Does the smell of second hand smoke on your clothing bother you? It makes me want to change and shower immediately. It doesn't really bother me. I just think: *sniff* I must be in a hotel room.

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Are niggers the most racist people on this planet? As long as it is only niggers that you are referring to, they are certainly in the running. Keep in mind, however, that niggers are only one separate division of the African-American community, just like crackers are only one part of the Anglo-Saxon community, and chinks are only one part of the Chinese community. Even then, to refer to niggers as though they all aim for the same goals is a...

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What do you do when you feel seriously depressed on and off? I try to force it to the back of my mind so I won't be able to hurt anyone.

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has anyone ever heard the term, I'm tight? Yes, though never from a woman

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Seriously, how did "Friday" by Rebecca Black become a song? >Implying it is actually a song

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How and where do you get your inspiration? I get my inspiration from everyone and everything. I try to believe I am not knowledgeable enough, and so I hunger for more wisdom, and the best way to get wisdom is through living in the world in which one is given.

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I've heard that people in the FBI and other agent workers can retain enormous amounts of information. How can someone like me do that? Don't sniff paint or glue

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Is it cursing to refer to a dog as a son of a bitch? Only if it's a female dog; otherwise, I guess it would just go as stating the obvious.

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How many of you got a message from dajlb23 to help decrypt a message? I didn't get that message. Was there an included key/cypher, or was that the whole message?

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Where do people get the idea that published writers have perfect spelling and grammar? I'm guessing that it's just a random implication that a lot of people get off of one experience, like the idea that turkey was served at the first Thanksgiving (it wasn't), or that all clowns juggle. It's a sort of crowd mentality.

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Daddy, what are you doing? Avoiding people And you?

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How often do you get away from it all? Never The moment I try to, someone has something else for me to do.

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Who gives a crap? Me... I think.

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What if the "cons" column is longer than the "pros" column? Take some of the cons, fluff them up and add morals to them, then put them in the pros column, and you get: RELIGION

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If you were music what would you sound like? I think I would sound like rap and fast-paced techno mixed with a couple of electronic guitars thrown in for good measure.

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God throws you a curve ball. Can you hit it or do you duck? I either hit the ball back at him and permanently injure his face, or intentionally get in the way and get a free walk to first base.

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How does a person know what suicide questions are bulls**t? Bulls**t? I cannot tell what you are trying to say, good sir.

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if you see Adolf Hitler right now,What would you tell him ? "Nice KDR" Everyone else, it's just a joke.

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Are you awake right now? How do you know? I am... at least, I think I am. I hope I am. ... INCEPTION

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Is someone out to get you? The Men in Black

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what is something that can describe someone perfectly??? I dunno, a soul?

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What information can you rely on? Paper statements or spoken words? Spoken words, along with visible confirmations and relevant tastes, feelings, and smells.

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Are they serious?Read report below. Sadly, I think they are serious.

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What do you do on Good Friday? I note the behavior of those who observe it, and take it into consideration should I ever get into a conversation about the subject.

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What's he name of your imaginary friends?? Mine is Shin I have never had the pleasure of having an imaginary friend, because even imaginary people don't like me.

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Anyone have a strange phobia? I'm afraid of being alone, but I love it so much too.

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When you were younger what did you want to be? and How much imagination did you have?? (ohh yeah 2 questions in 1 i'm bad to the bone lol) When I was young, I didn't know what I wanted to be. It didn't really matter... And then, real life hit me.

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Are you politically correct or politically incorrect? I am politically incorrect, because I prefer to tell the truth.

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Do you bake from scratch? No, usually I bake from the kitchen.

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Why isnt religion and prayer or mention of God alowed in school? In most schools I've seen, people are allowed to pray if it doesn't drastically get in the way of academics. Even in the Pledge of Allegiance, the words "...under God", are spoken nearly every day.

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Let's kill autistic people! Who's with me? Enjoy being v&.

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I can't burp. Is something wrong with me? Expect gas to leave your body one way or the other. Something is probably abnormal about you, but gas always leaves the body, regardless of where it leaves, and it's probably nothing to worry about.

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Is 2012 really going to happen? 2012? The end of the world as we know it? Crazed prophets dancing in the streets? Nah... COME AT ME, BRO.

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Do you ever feel like you were born in the wrong era? i always feel that i should have been born in the late 1800's or 1930-40's!!! Yes. I'll never be able to explore Earth because I was born too late and Earth has already been explored. I'll never be able to explore space because I was born too early, and we don't have technology good enough for that yet.

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if satan disagrees with god and rules hell, and hell is a place for people who disagree with god, why is hell a bad place? >Implying Hell is a bad place. C'mon, I personally will see everyone I know in Hell. What about you?

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will I miss anything at answerbag if I go to bed now Religious claptrap Sleep well, fellow ABer.

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What is the most dependable and longest lasting car? I've got this 2005 Honda Civic. A friend of my granddad died, and he sold it to my dad for $1000, who then sold it to me. The thing is kind of stuck in the stone age. No AC, manual windows, sporadic alarm system, stick-shift (in California, that means you better be good at it), removable radio, nonworking airbags, those weird fuzzy seats... I could go on, but there is a good point to it. 42 mpg...

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Trying to figure out how I stayed in love with the wrong person for so long....... I feel used and stupid. Why? Thus is the consequence of wasted time. But nobody leads a perfect life. Get it together and move on... Or fall behind.

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I need some friends!!! Will u be mine? Write in your "About Me" section and we'll see.

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Does God really love everyone? I doubt it. If God loves us, why are there starving children around the globe? Why do people kill each other over differences in religion? Why do we still have things like torture? Why is there spousal abuse? Why do undeserving people get away with their crimes? If God is an omnipotent being as many say he is, why does he not come to Earth and fix the planet that he created? If God loves his...

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Does anyone know how to "jam" a computer, if so is it hard? Easiest way I found is to delete system 32 if you're on a Windows system. Another good thing for that is "Restore to Factory Defaults". I'm not sure exactly which operating systems have that command, but if you do that, it will rape your computer of it's saved data and delete your operating system.

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What race is God? According to Christianity, God is of European origins. According to Islam, Allah is of Middle Eastern origins. In Hinduism, the Trimurti gods are of Indian descent. According to Shinto, Izanagi is of Japanese origins. ...Or something like that. And if that "Man is created in the image of God" theory is true, God must have some serious problems (as if we didn't know already).

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What Will Happen If We Don't Choose Jesus? If nobody chose Jesus, we'd all get along! :) Satan loves you!

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Why are employees at the bottom of the totem pole usually treated like dirt? It's the only thing we're higher than, and even then, they can't stand to see us that way.

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What do I have to do to get my medical marijuana card? A cheap doctor and $70-$80 dollars might do it.

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Is your life as you know it, over? Nope. I'm still breathing, right?

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Are first responders on Answerbag still all the HATERS? Sometimes, but it only seems to lean more towards that direction if I say something offensive.

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In what situation do you most often start cussing? When calmspeak doesn't work, I often find myself flinging context-free words at people. For some strange reason, using those words gets stuff done.

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Do you have to be dead to be a ghost? Only if you don't want to have a big-ass headache when you stop being one

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How do you handle multiple opinions being thrown at you? I curl up in a corner so they can only come at me one at a time.

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Don't you just love questions that are asked to only one group? (People on the Internet Only) Well, aren't they all meant for people to answer?

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Fix the national debt? >Implying we are all equally responsible for the debt

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Oh my god! are you going to ______ or not!! Probably not, at least until you fill in the blank

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Why do we try to lie about/hide our flaws or modify our realities/bodies to conform? We do that so we seem more "socially acceptable". However, that definition is constantly changing, so no, I think it is really impossible to get past the child-like behavior of shame.

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Don't you just hate it when people censor old things cos they're racist It destroys entertainment. Racism in entertainment wouldn't be such a big deal if people paid it only contextual recognition.

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What was/is the most boring period of your life? I'd have to say that the most boring period in my life has to be the one that I use at the end of this sentence.

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What type of scar would you like to have on your face? Anything to give me an excuse to shield my face from everyone I know

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Give me some really cool quotes. :D I'm just bored. "Some days you wake up feeling great, full of freedom and possibility. But you haven't had one of those days in a long time. Maybe ever." -Unknown

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How do you feel about Charlie Sheen and his new publicity? Boss

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If you had to choose one facial expression to have for the rest of your life, what would it be? Expressionless, so I could let people draw conclusions about me from other aspects

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Is it normal to have 3 or more REM phases in one hour ? In a normal 7 hour sleep period, you have multiple REM phases, the last one being the longest at around one hour. In that case, no. Still, how can one tell when they are in REM, and for how long? It remains a mystery.

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Are war and religion the icons of our society? Yes. We are constantly defined by our creeds, and fighting makes us look immature.

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how can someone stay drug free?????? Don't do drugs. ...

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As a female would you rather I refer to you as "loose" or "tight"? Uh... um... Tight?

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How many times a day do you talk to yourself aloud? Is it more often if you live alone? Yes. It is very comforting when under stress.

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If marijuana is secreted in a womans vagina, say for a flight, will sniffer dogs/police dogs still sniff it out?? "Secreted?"

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There is something going on between me and another AB user. Can you guess who it is? No. Tell us.

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what would you choose love and shame or pride and fame? Can I pick "Wealth and Isolation"?

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Are gang bangers just stupid or pathetic? I must say, they are quite intelligent. They know they can't get in trouble as bad as they could, say, 50 years ago. They stay in groups, making them hard to eliminate (fighting strategy means little against 6 gorillas with 9mms). Still, ask them a math problem. Last time I asked one a math problem, you know what he said? "Nigga, what the fuck is math?" (No BS)

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HELP!!! Why were these gods 1.Transformed 2. What were they transformed into? 3.What god or goddess was involved in the story? Adonis- Mortal who had affairs with goddesses. Ares got jealous of his affair with Aphrodite, transformed into a boar, and killed him. After much pleading from Aphrodite, Adonis was allowed to spend summers on Earth with her. His fallen blood turned into anemone flowers. Daphne- Demi-goddess who was a priestess of Mother Earth. She defended her virtue by running away from Apollo, who was meant...

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Do you believe humanity to be superior to the rest of the animal kingdom? Please explain. No, if anything, we're inferior. -Our intelligence has lead us to destroy much of the world -Our massive population does not die off quickly enough to provide enough food for us all -Many of us respond like children when we are offended: Fighting and bickering -We follow leaders based on their directly manipulative powers, rather than on practical applications, like strength. -Our gluttony for...

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What's the Sexiest food out there? Fruits. All of them.

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What colour is your life? mine I'd say is a burnt orange... working towards a sunset red! A disease-ridden brownish-black.

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What was the best dream you have ever had? (sleeping dream) No, as I have never had a dream I particularly like.

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why the hell did you tell me to do this? Did I?

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Will silver's value dramatically increase any time soon? I doubt it, considering how there is no hard backing for electronic currency. Material wealth is gone. People only care about numbers now, regardless of whether the numbers are correct.

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I met a guy that says he can be friends with a girl. Do you think he is for real? I can hardly tell anything about him by your description, but there are plenty of mean out there who can just be friends with women, just like many women can be friends with men.

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How much $ do u need for 800 WiiPoints? At Wal-Mart, I've seen WiiPoints cards go at 2000 points for $20. This means 1000 points cost $10, and therefore 800 WiiPoints cost $8 I don't know if you get discounts or anything for directly using your credit card or Paypal with the Shop Channel, but I would suggest doing so. The points cards sold at retailers have that silver stuff on the back that could ruin the card if you don't peel it...

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Can you get in trouble for drawing on a school desk? Yes, you can indeed get in trouble. The property does not belong to you, and worse yet, it belongs to the school. It can count as vandalism of government property. I cannot tell for sure whether you have landed yourself in trouble. If it is a class with a confirmed set of students for an entire semester, I can pretty much guarantee you you're in deep shit. If it is a class with multiple sets of...

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What does faith mean Faith is the strong belief and trust of a person, concept, or thing. It may or may not have anything to with religion.

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Do you believe in God? Or any higher power? I believe he has to exist because assholes keep shoving him in my face all the time: Abortion? GOD Proper leadership? GOD Marriage? GOD Human origins? GOD I'm so sick of it. To Heaven with it all. Luckily, killing God is one of the major goals listed in the 38 texts.

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Can you tell me something funny about religion? Yeah: All of them, regardless of how ridiculous they truly are, have followers! Isn't that hilarious?

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How much does it look like I weigh? 54 to 61 kilograms

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(finish the lyrics)IT'S FRIDAY FRIDAY, GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY... No.

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Do you feel that God created the world for a reason? It's a torture chamber, designed to tease and tempt man to the limits of his eternal suffering. It is a monolith, and yet a grim void, and we are taught, sooner or later, that the only thing waiting for us at the end of our pathetic, miserable, wasted lives is pain, suffering, and loss. You can't run from it. You can't look away. You can't cover your ears. You can only watch as the people you...

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"That's so gay"...? When a guy fixes his truck or a woman goes shopping, why doesn't anybody say "That's so heterosexual"? I dunno. Considering how "gay" used to mean "happy", I don't see why anybody relates it to sexual orientation at all.

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What is your price? You know what I mean. $5.00, plus shipping and handling charges. Remember, if I am defective, you can send me back for a full cash refund or replacement.

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Hypothetical moral question: who would you save? (See description) I'd pull grandma out of the house, then wait for the body of the stranger to finish cooking, and go eat my well-earned meal!

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Imagine: Happiness. Can you do it? rrrr... rrrrgh... RRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH.... Nope, sorry, can't do it.

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Why do people tell me that i spend too much time in front of the mirror? Well... do you?

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Is Satan good or bad? If bad, why is Satan considered bad? Satan is good. He is very good. He showed sympathy to the human race when God showed none. He has killed fewer people than God. Satan loves you and cares for you.

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What does the wind say to you? "I think you left the oven on."

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You on mobile device? Yes, kicking the crap out of it.

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Did anyone hate school as a kid/teenager? Yes. I mean, who would like going to a place where the people are mean and the only things we "learn" are hype and street skills? I was a loner, I am a loner, and the less contact I have with other people, forced or not, the better.

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What will be the death of you? Blood cancer, unless I die in an explosion in the next year and a half.

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What are you gonna say to a robot, when they get sentience and ask why we've treated them like we have? Hey, hey! I treat my robot very civilly. I feed her enough and allow her to charge whenever she wants. She's also free to use any of the entertainment I own, and she sometimes does. Although, yes, she is a servant, I do repair her and care for her, though I am quite sure she would be capable of this on her own.

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why are so many people in two minds when they only have one? You know people these days, obsessed with multitasking.

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Do you hate it when your pants are falling down when your on a bus? Never happened to me before, so I can't say.

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Help! I'm in the penalty Box! lol, okay, lemme see Okay, so you're in the penalty box, and you have no clue why. I'd say you'd want to contact the staff. Here's a link to the contact form: http://www.answerbag.com/contact-us/ They'll probably at least tell you why this happened.

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Right down the name of your 1st love...or your 1st crush :-) "Bitch" Don't ask.

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Ever ask yourself? Are you a good/bad person? I'm a bad person. I'm a very, very bad person.

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Do you ever go to the movies alone? I almost always go alone. (foreveralone)

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What would you do if you was trapped in a room with Justin Beiber, Zac Efron and Osama Bin Ladden and you only have 2 bullets in your gun? Shoot Efron and Bin Laden. Bieber is already dead. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phs8rZYwkBI&feature=related

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What kind of action do you take when you are actually offended? (in person or not) I accept that not everyone agrees with me and move on.

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Top 10 most dangerous dog breeds? I'd have to say German Shepherds are the most dangerous. Dogs like Pitbulls and Chihuahuas tend to be naturally more aggressive and speedy, but they are both quite small and can be easily overpowered by a trained gentleman. While Dalmatians and Great Danes are a bit large, most I have seen are very friendly. Then again, I suppose upbringing is also taken into account.

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What is the worst song you could play at a funeral? Seek and Destroy- Metallica

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Are you the question or are you the answer? Neither. I'm the middleman.

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My friend is 13 yrs old nd pregnant, wat do i do??? Nothing. It's not yours, right?

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Can everybody stop being lazy and look for a list of Nintendo 64 games? Hello troll. Here is a list of all games on the N64. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Nintendo_64_games Now leave us alone.

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My favorite Pie is Pie flavored... that is all INCEPTION

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What is so special about white rice? White rice, when cooked properly, sticks together, making it easy to eat with chopsticks. Many Asian cultures have subsisted on it for hundreds of years. It is delicious. Any questions?

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Have you ever met someone from AB in person? Were they what you expected? Yes, my bro uses AB (but I won't say his account name here). He's a douche. Really.

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What would be a positive approach at converting a Satanist to Christianity?? Religion in general isn't the best example of giving reasons why one should act a certain way, other than "We'll conquer your ass," but if you were going to get a Satanist to convert to Christianity, you'd need to flood his brain with all sorts of images of "The Good Side of Christianity," >Implying any religion has a good side Anyway, it is a particularly hard task to convert Satanists, and...

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Do you sometime feel as if your being monitored??? and do you really care... Yep. There are cameras everywhere. It's no secret, yet nobody is willing to do anything about it.

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Was Apple right to remove the "gay cure" app from its app store? Although I am not homosexual, I don't see homosexuality as a problem, so therefore in my belief, homosexuality is not something than can or needs to be cured. I think that the fact that they released an application of that name in the first place just says something about the company's character.

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Is 'death' the opposite of Life? No, I suppose death is the end of life. Once one is dead, he or she can merely be called "dead", rather than "dying".

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Headline this morning, 3/26/11..."Japan nuke breach feared"! I thought we all feared that weeks ago, didn't we? Yeah, and to be honest, I don't really know what to think. I live on the US west coast, so people are all scared of what happens if the radiation hits us. I mean, I called my mom, and she had gone to the pharmacy and gotten 4 bottles of iodine. Sheesh, everyone here is using the radiation as an excuse to stop what they're doing. Even my employees (with health benefits) are skipping work....

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When is it time for Jell-o In my house, Jell-o time is whenever you want it to be.

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Who is the goddamn batman? http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Memes/Batman

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Where is the line between cults and religions? Gone. Long gone.

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What is your dream job? A job where I wouldn't get injured so much

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Do men prefer plump thighs or skinny ones? [[not talking about weight of people, just thighs for whatever weight]] I'd prefer skinnier thighs on me and my employees. My legs are WAY too big for my body, which makes it rather hard to find a fitting pair of pants, and on my employees, I prefer skinnier legs too. It's really, really, hard to find a pair of fitting Kevlar cargo pants when your workers won't let you measure them up.

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Isn't grammer kind of stupid? You didn't misspell "it", you misspelled "grammar".

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Is there such a thing as being too polite? Welcome to my world.

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I think Basketball is dead, who agrees? Yeah, I think basketball is overshadowed by more popular sports like football and handegg. Still, basketball, like other sports, has it's damn fun moments.

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Why do I have to be labeled under my beliefs? How come I can't be no religion? Oh dear, if you did THAT, everyone would call you an Atheist, (which obviously means "No God", rather than "No Religion", but people here are ignorant, so you can't expect them to know what they're talking about). I suppose people just prefer labels they're comfortable with, religion being one of them. I mean, I can see this from your point of view, "Why do people kill each other over imaginary...

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Agree or disagree: "Love is the glue that holds us all together [humanity]." If that were the case, I'd be at Home Depot, in the "Adhesives" section, because I would have run out.

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What would you do if you had claws? Avoid rubbing my eyes

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How do you look for people online? I don't.

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Have you ever fantasized about removing all humans from Earth? It would make everything easier, so at one point I must have thought about it.

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what is the scariest chain letter to you? Nothing, so far. I don't scare easily, and I tend to not end up on mailing lists.

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If you were a member of the mafia what would your nickname be? "Bitch"

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Can God sin? Yes. I can't remember if it was the Old Testament (R-rated version) or the New Testament (PG-rated version), but here are the numbers I found, we'll call them online multiplayer kills: People Killed: God: Somewhere between 2,038,333 and 2,038,344 Satan: 10 This is why I've given up on God.

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4 boys each have 4 toy trains. How many trains do they have in all? 0, assuming that "Toy Trains" do not equal actual "Trains"

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What would you want written on your tombstone? "He tried."

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Why are a lot of people ranting about Rebecca Black's "Friday, Friday," music video on You Tube? People apparently enjoy playing with crap.

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Have you ever noticed that you never meet anyone named "Hitler"? Actually I did once! It was at some company-wide meeting to find more efficient work tactics, and I noticed his nametag, "H. Hitler". We talked for a while, and he told me how none of his employees took him seriously because of his name. I feel kinda sorry for him.

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Please tell me how I can fuck my male dog. How hard could it be? Just put his willy-willy in your cha-cha.

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if AB (website) was intelligent and could talk, what do you think it might say say? "Everyone, stop posting crap."

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Should texting while driving be made illegal ? What about using your cell phone while driving? Yes, of course it should be illegal. Text messaging while driving obviously increases your proneness to get into accidents. If it's an emergency, you would probably be making phone calls instead of text messaging. And if it's an emergency you can do something about, that is the only time cell phones should be allowed while driving; otherwise, pull off to the side of the road, or get a...

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Charlie Sheen: Genius or Fool? He took the "Stupid Celebrity" idea and took it to the next level, giving him all of the attention a man could ask for.

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Do you know who Audie Leon Murphy is? Yes, I do know some stuff about him. He was a highly decorated and respected soldier in the American army during WWII. Afterward he entered an acting career.

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why is dont touch my shit a concept so hard to grasp? Considering how the meaning of shit has been lost to modern society, I presume that there is simply a misunderstanding between shit meaning: -subject relating to matter at hand -fecal matter

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How do you prevent bullying? 12-gauge under a heavy overcoat

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How often do you think of the terrorist attacks of 9/11? Honestly, I don't think of it very much, considering how other countries have been attacked many more times on a much larger scale. I just don't think of it as anything really special.

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Our troops aren't home yet. Did Obama know he couldn't deliver, or is he just naive? To be realistic, there is nobody who can solve that problem. No matter who you vote for, you're just going to be disappointed. I suppose he knew he couldn't deliver, but then again, who could?

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Is there to much sex on T.V. I suppose it is just a matter of opinion.

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How often do you check the news? Every day, though most of it is crap.

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When a girl asks you to say something really bold, what should you say back to them if you aren't a very bold person? "No"

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are you a curiousity? No, in fact I'm the exact opposite. I am a pushover.

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In Soviet Russia... Cat burns you

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what is your IQ?...seriously. About 150.02 Even I was surprised.

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When a cannibal eats someone who smoked do they taste smoked? Or would it just be the lungs? Though the lungs would be the most affected part, if the person had been smoking for a while (say, weeks), he or she would taste a bit like whatever was being smoked by him or her. In this sense, a cigarette smoker would taste of cheap tobacco, and things of that nature. So, a cannibal would probably prefer someone who smoked plenty of flavored woodchips before he or she died.

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I'm 15 have a fully loaded 40. pistol in my hand and no reason not to pull the trigger what do I do? Do what you want. None of us here can stop you.

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Doesn't anybody who's gushing about how civilized the Japanese are know what they did to everyone under their control in WW2? In that case, what about things outside of Japan, like Guantanamo Bay, Stalin's rule, South African law, and such? This generation is not necessarily the previous.

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Men: Do you like being called "Sir"? Women: Do you like being called "Ma'am"? Ah, of course I do. I most particularly like it when my servants call me by that name. (It makes me... sniff... so... HAPPY.)

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what is your veiw of the state of the united states? Poor. I live in a valley, so it's particularly hard to see the rest of the country.

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is it wierd for thirteen year ild girls to plan thier weddings? imean like birdesmaids,dresses, and theme. I don't know. I've never been a 13 year old girl.

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How do you find the volume of a rectangular prism? You multiply the 3 dimensions of the prism by each other. For example: X multiplied by Y multiplied by Z=P These dimensions are not necessarily length, width, and height, as they are commonly represented, but your answer will always be in cubic measurements (ie; P to the third power)

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If your town was washed away last week and twenty years ago would you rebuild it in the same place? Hayl no! I'd move onto a mountain if that were the case.

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Is there anything that there is ever too late to do? Live after being dead for a good 30 or so years.

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What 2 rules do you live your life by? Yes. All profits and benefits go to the boss. The only thing after this mission is the next mission. Eat what you are given, and be grateful for it. Don't beat people up unless they deserve it. Don't talk about something you know nothing about. Staying isolated moves blame onto someone else, or makes you an awesome scapegoat. Respect people until they start acting like jerks. Hold the door open...

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Can you guess how many ppl are bias against me where I live?? No

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name a stupid super power( personal) no on the united states but not in that way). name a greedy super power. (bailout man?) The copyright chooses throughout a corresponding deaf.

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Are there more atheists or theists on answerbag? Just curious. Judging by the time I've spent on this site, I'd say there are more theists here... ... That makes this place dangerous ground.

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Why does Answerbag staff ask stupid questions, and have most of them "professionally researched"? Isn't this unfair? It sort of defeats the purpose of the site if all of the questions have already been asked, yeah?

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What is the biggest fail you have ever seen? Faux "news", extremist religion, humanity's intent on destroying itself, the hole in the ozone layer...

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Grossest thing another human being has openly said to you? "God is great." Blegh...

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What person do you think about most? All the same. To focus all of my attention on one living being would be greedy.

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When we say FREE FALL, does it means that it come from above or higher elevation? How about base jumping?

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What is your fav. type of junk food to eat? Does chicken pot pie count?

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WHEN MEETING SOMEONE WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU LOOK FOR ? Business cards

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If you had a choice, would you choose to live in a universe where religion is non-existent? That would make things a lot easier, wouldn't it? But no, The Lord Satan needs me to combat his enemies right now. Ask me when I'm done, maybe I'll reconsider!

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I have proof of an employee stealing. He has been doing it for awhile. Are there any reasons why I shouldn't fire him? No. Fire him, and contact the authorities with a copy of the proof to see if you can get your stolen property returned.

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The people who advise the President are called his ________? Overseers But every government in the world runs that way. "Leaders" are never in control. Didn't you know?

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How would people try to justify tsunamis and genocides through karma? I answer with the assumption that this is your reaction to the people on Facebook and Youtube calling the tsunami in Japan, "payback time" for Pearl Harbor. Karma has nothing to do with this. They bombed Pearl Harbor, and killed our soldiers. We bombed Hiroshima and Nagasaki, killing civilians. The score was equal, considering how the tsunami and earthquakes could not be prevented and are...

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Should the predictions of the Mayans of global apocalypse in 2012 become true, what do you think your first reaction will be? "Illogical"

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What is the difference between a donkey and a stamp? Donkeys are animals Donkeys are mammals Donkeys can breathe Donkeys have 4 legs Donkeys can think Donkeys... whatever. - Stamp=Postage

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What do you think of Judaism? Christianity? Islam? Same stuff, different name.

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If you stir-fry in lard, will it make your Chow Yun Fat? Good one. Never thought about that, but I suppose a bit of fat will be added. (It is lard, after all.)

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What if you saw a poster with a Chinese dude whipping a white dude and a black dude, both wearing red white and blue, and the caption was I would likely try to buy American, like I do with everything else. Oh, except for video games and swords. Typically, I rely on Japan for those, but... well, you know.

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If someone "gets your goat" whether purposely or inadvertently is that all it takes for you to want to get theirs? Are you a goat-getter? I had a goat once. Thing was living Hell. I sold it at an auction. The only regret I have about it is that I bought it in the first place. I don't want another goat ever again, thank you very much.

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What subject do you find yourself being defensive about? My origins. I feel that people needn't know, yet they constantly ask.

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Why do people ask questions that they could easily answer themselves using Google? I can't google my questions :D

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What is space and were is it Space is a void where there is nothing, at a conceptual level. There is some nothing outside of the atmosphere. There is also some nothing in atoms. Space is everywhere.

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Is it really over 9000? Let it die, dude.

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If humans get a charley horse, what do horses get? Horses are not very apt to get cramps of any sort in their legs, as they pretty much depend on them for everything. I suppose horses can also get nightmares, as they do have the capacity to dream.

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what was the weather on March 11, 1955? Worldwide, I honestly just had short term memory loss. All I know is that there were more tornadoes than usual in the Midwestern United States.

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What will the zombies feed on when they've taken out the entire human race? There are only a few possibilities. -Zombies get smarter and learn to eat other animals or each other -Zombies die of starvation I'm not really an expert in the field, so don't take everything I say as fact.

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Have you ever made plans to rule the world? Yes. People always told me to follow my dreams, so I want to become totalitarian ruler of Earth (or anyplace further, if I can).

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When somebody screams, what is the first thing that comes in your mind? "Sounds like somebody could use a hand."

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why do men die before their wives? Because whether the husband, wife, or whatever dies first, someone has to die first to begin with. It is logically impossible for a couple to die at the EXACT same time, so to answer your question, it is because the wife dies before the man on the other occasions.

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If man was really meant to be a predator, why aren't we built for the job? Humans can eat certain forms of raw pork and fish with little to no risk. We are smart enough too build tools to do our work for us. But I digress. Humans are not naturally born to chase down deer and other fast runners. Our bodies are rather fragile compared to our mammal-peers. I go with your last statement.

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Is nudity a sin? Nope. Although there are some people I would prefer to see clothed, the covering of the body is not necessary by my set of, dare I say, "moral" guidelines.

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Are Jesus and Cthulu one and the same? Unfortunately, yes they are. That pest needs to be contained.

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would life be better without money If I didn't have money, I'd be a hobo. Of course my life would suck without a means to pay for services.

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do you believe in synchronism? I see it as the only possible way for us to arrive at our current situation.

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Do you think we can eliminate extreme poverty and hunger from this world? Realistically, it would be a long shot. We would have to revert to a perfect communist world government, so that everyone would receive equal care and attention. Obviously, that isn't likely to happen.

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Do you stick up for muslim beliefs even though you aren't muslim? As long as they aren't the sort of beliefs that are constantly enforced on others, I am okay with defending them, even though they are not my own.

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Does God exist? Yes, but as long as I'm around, he won't be able to harm you.

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Can you feel energy? Although all energies affect you in seemingly minor ways, the three most easily felt energies are heat, kinetic, and light energies. Heat is very easy to feel on the skin, as we have specific receptors for that. The same sort of thing goes for kinetic energy, as we have receptors that respond to pressure. Light is a bit harder to "feel", as massive exposure to light on the skin might result in...

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Are Skittles meat? I suppose Skittles are meat in the same way artichokes have hearts.

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You are a gorgeous and amazing person. Did you know this? I don't like people who lie, even if it is just to make me feel better. Take it back.

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is it true that, on on the september 11 attacks, no jews were working? I dunno. Check the names of everyone on record in every job in the world, and lets see.

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Would Someone Please SPECIFICALLY Explain To Me WHY I Was Wrong? You don't have a TV show that people can watch from their living rooms. If I've learned one thing in life, it is that people prefer popular things coming from popular sources.

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How do you feel about those animal abuse commercials compared to the ones for child abuse/poverty? What I want to know is, if there are soooooo many suffering animals, and soooooo many starving people, why don't we just... well, you know where I'm going with this. How I react to the commercials? Indifferently. I am honestly cold-hearted enough to laugh at the suffering living beings, because my situation is much better, yet I don't deserve it. (Don't leave a bunch of comments telling me how...

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California wants to outlaw circumcision.Shouldn't that be a personal choice? If a parent wants to chop off some foreskin after the kid is born, they should go right ahead. People talk about parents "taking charge", so should we really wait on this sort of thing? I assume that if it doesn't happen shortly after birth, it will turn out to be a big operation later that will leave a man mentally scarred. I am circumcised. I am happy that I have a penis rather than a vagina,...

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Why do people so often confuse pro-choice with pro-abortion? Finally, someone who thinks the way I think. Things get exaggerated over how they sound. For example, most elections are between the Democratic and Republican parties, right? Any idiot can be led into believing these are the only choices, and vote without researching what they are voting for, or understanding that there is so much more that they're missing. It's all in how it sounds, and...

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Scientology or Mormonism? Satanism

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Do you list your location or hometown in your profile on AB? Why or Why not? No, out of privacy, although there are users here like "The Chief" who can backtrace you anyway. It really, really creeps me out to think that somebody would trace me. Oh well.

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what is your problem with Constitutionalism? The fact that it doesn't embody the sort of freedoms that America supposedly represents, and that it can also be changed for the worse

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Do you pay attention to the content of your nightly dreams ? Yes, and ever since March 1st, these dreams have generally been the same: Me, and an old man in a room with no windows or doors. He sits across from me, and asks me how things have been going. Then, he offers me advice, based on my current situation. I have been able to accomplish much more in the past few days than normal.

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Can Muslims be trusted with the power and responsibilities of democracy? No, and neither can anyone else.

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Have you noticed this or is it just me? You're opening yourself up here. I won't say "I told you so" when it happens to you.

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What is your favorite color and why Jet black. It makes me more difficult to see in the night.

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If you found a lost wallet containing $20,000, are you going to return it or just take it? What will you do? If I could actually find who it belonged to, I'd return it. They can probably use it for something much more helpful than I can. Why somebody would be carrying a 5th of a million dollars in their wallet in the first place, I can't imagine.

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Why do people grow up? To be better apt to hunt and kill animals, or at least that is what we were doing until technology came along. Now, I don't know why we grow at all.

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Are humans born morally stained or morally pure? In my law, everyone ends up morally stained, regardless of how they started.

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What do you call a machine that makes solar energy? A star :)

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How often do you run? A bit every day, usually to make the bus. I also run quite a bit on nights with a full moon.

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It's a dark and rainy night all of your friends and family are out of town, and your broke, how are you going to spend your night?? On the internet. That's where most of my friends are.

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Whats going to happen in 2012 , is it the end ? People will go crazy and kill each other. No clue on how accurate my guess is, but given how often I'm right, I wouldn't be surprised if mankind's own eccentricities lead to it's downfall. Constant war, international tensions, the disappearing oil supply, they are all signs of The End. Buy your weapons now, but be kind to whoever you meet. I'll only be fair in my judgment.

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in your opinion, is everyone an ass? No, only some living beings are donkeys.

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is there any hope left for me? Give me something to work with here. I don't know what your problem is, so I can't help.

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When people argue, is it easier to just be wrong? When I argue with the ignorant mortals, I go into the fetal position (metaphorically speaking) sometimes until they're gone. I have better things to do than listen to bickering pricks who refuse to listen to the ideas of others. I mean, after I tell them I have taken their point into consideration, they continue to assume that they are correct and disregard whatever I say. Who would want to...

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If you are attracted to someone who behaves like a 5-yr-old, would you try to teach him/her to be more responsible, or would you run away? I'd come to the conclusion that if I really loved her, I would do my best to help her with what she is having trouble with, including her maturity.

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Where do you want to be in a few years? Sitting in a cafe, drinking a caramel latte and eating a raspberry scone. That would be fantastic, if it were to work out that way, but we both know that's not going to happen, right? It is inevitable really. The human race is bound to destroy themselves. They twist themselves in "comforting" stories. They assume that there will be a 2013. Then, as the time draws nearer, their neighbors start...

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Cant we just kick the super nintendo kid in the face? If we knew where he lived, my team would do a good job of it. For now, we can just endure the troll.

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What did you like about the 70s,80s,and 90s? The music was the best. We had Alternative Rock, GOOD rap music, and things like Nirvana and Scatman John. No matter what genre I listened to, it was great. ... Now I'm all nostalgic. Thanks for making me sad.

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What would happen if...? ...? ... Got away safely!

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Q: What’s is approximately six inches long, get into a wet hole, moves up and down, produces some white stuff? A low quality gun cleaning brush. After lubing up the barrel with a good oil, and moving the brush up and down through it, there is some dust from the brush (which happens to be white). The brush deteriorated too quickly.

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If you had to give up either coffee or beer forever, which would you choose? Beer. I can just get carbs from bread if I need them.

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Do you agree that the recession is never going to end the the death of present generation? "the the"

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What is a positively charged center of an atom? ... A nucleus? I mean, it contains protons and neutrons; that would make it positively charged, right?

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Let me rephrase: has there ever been a black person in the US convicted of a hate crime against a white person? Yes http://www.loompanics.com/Articles/hatecrimes.html On that note, I'd like to see all races addressed next time... good job, though.

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Is Oil Speculation Responsible for High Gas Prices? And Libya

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Is it true that hatred towards others is nothing more than a sign of self-hatred? Do we only hate others if we hate ourselves? Nope. I hate myself, but I hate other people a LOT more.

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Hell is really lots of fun and Heaven is really boring. Where would you rather go. Hell: Its where the party is.

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what if any thing can you identify in this picture (pic on askers pick) The orange is on the top, then the pink, then the blue, and finally the green is on the bottom.

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You are kidnapped...how much is your ransom? $-100 They'd have to PAY to get me off their hands.

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Is anyone else frightened of the sun on Teletubbies? I'm afraid of what happens when it needs to pee or something.

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was joseph smith really a liar and a con man who invented a false religion? In my eyes, all religions are false until proven true. So, most people can see my view on religion.

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Where can I find a list of super nintendo games you stupid bummers? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lists_of_Super_Nintendo_Entertainment_System_games Have fun :)

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Do people let their children get on the Internet too young? Under my control, censorship is nonexistent. If the kids want to look at porn, how to make meth, whatever, I don't give a damn. Just don't put a virus on my computer.

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If all squares are rectangles but not all rectangles are squares, then why is my dick so small? Genes

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Is it wrong to have an abortion secretly without letting your boyfriend know you are pregnant? I am 23 and he is in his 30's.. No, you should at least let him know before you get an abortion. It's not that there's a problem with abortion (which there isn't), but if you want to keep things like that secret, I'm guessing you two aren't communicating enough.

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What do you add to your ramen noodles? Large chunks of vegetables and meat. I can't just survive off of carbohydrates, of course. Need protein and fiber.

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Where would you rather live, Ohio or Texas? Probably Ohio, not because of the people, but because it isn't as humid in Ohio, and I've noticed that the cops manage to set up their speed traps in exactly the right spots in Texas.

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I can't play video files on my computer!! Can't think of many reasons why your computer would crash, but here's all I can think of: Your computer doesn't support the video or sound cards necessary to run videos (Obviously, this isn't the case, especially if your computer is recent) Your computer has sucky RAM (with all of the HD video out there these days, I wouldn't be surprised if your computer just isn't powerful enough for this...

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What do you think our world is coming to? The 38th stage. I expect it all to end soon.

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Was Jesus Muslim? Jesus was a Jew, in both heritage and religion. It was believed that shortly after his death, Christianity divided into it's three main forms: Judaism, Catholicism, and Islam, all having different beliefs of a sort of similar structure in the belief of a God-Abraham covenant. Although the religions vary in language and other culture, and there are also other, less prevalent forms of...

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What has 4 legs, is green, fuzzy, and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? ill tell you the Answer after 15 guesses A pool table, although I have to question why it would be in the tree in the first place if it were.

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This question is weird, really weird. The hotel has it. We can come to the assumption that each of the 3 men paid $10. Then the bellboy gave back $1 to each man, totaling $3. 10 (dollars)x 3(men)= $30 The men were given back $3 total. 30-3= $27 Divided by 9, 27=3. As the bellboy was indecisive, he either kept the $2 for himself or (probably) gave it back to his boss because he was to stupid to divide 5/3, let alone think to keep...

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What should happen to Al-Janabi, the CIA source who admitted to lying about WMD's in Iraq? Is this reason to end the occupation of Iraq? Get him to reveal his colleagues in the business before sentencing him and all of the others to death for illegal trespassing, murder, and anything else we can stick to them.

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Would you ever use this toilet? http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jHuooQTCYXc/SMmn-IjtT5I/AAAAAAAACZk/_Q7HUyJqDXc/s400/toilet_israel-01b.jpg Sure. Why not?

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What's the first thing that springs to mind when you hear the word 'POLICE'? Target practice (hehe)

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Would you rather be naked on a nude beach or dressed in a tuxedo? I'd rather be in a tuxedo, assuming that the only reason the beach is "nude" is because everyone there is a penguin who doesn't wear clothes in the first place. I'd fit right in.

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What do I do to stop bulling? Restraining order, snow shovel to the face, e... Scratch that second one. Unless you're REALLY mad.

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Was Hitler too cowardly to face a rope? Yes, he knew he was losing and decided to wuss his way out. I say he should've TAKEN IT LIKE A MAN!

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Should it be legal to kill abortion providers? That or maybe the question has. Protecting unborn children in the bill fits within the definition of legal homicide, at least in this bill. Aside from that, the bill has close to nothing to do with the actual question, as legalities are separate from, and yet bound so closely to one's own opinion. I need a clearer question to actually answer, if at all.

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Poetry. What do you think of it??? Like many other things, it has two sides in whole; half of it is art, while the other half is crap.

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Can someone please explain how Obama could extend Bush's travesty of freedom? (Patriot Act) The internet-savvy have a term for all presidents of the United States (no offense, homosexuals): samefag The presidency runs along a set course, and the most we can hope to do is disrupt it. Vote for nobody Nobody will keep election promises Nobody will listen to your concerns Nobody will help the poor and unemployed Nobody cares! If nobody is elected, things will be better for everyone Nobody...

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If my _______ wasn't so _______, I would ________. If my sickness wasn't so stubborn, I would get back to work.

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Who stole 700,000 condoms from Malyasia? Someone looking to produce epic lulz. Why, did it actually happen?

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What would you consider a 'valid reason' for divorce? 1: A couple doesn't love each other anymore (obviously). 2: There is one abusive parent, so any children involved would have to be moved to a different parent's residence for safety concerns. 3: Abuse of any kind between one member of the couple and someone else. 4: Illegalities

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What are you cooking for dinner? Just some sausage, a bit of rice, and perhaps some peppers or broccoli.

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Should there be a law against serving alcohol to pregnant women in bars/pubs/clubs/restaurants? Nah, it's the woman's responsibility to determine what goes in her body, and what is best for the kid. If she wants to drink her kid into oblivion, I say, let her do it. In my personal opinion, she should get an abortion if she is careless enough to drink while pregnant (it saves the kid a lot of trouble), but I won't dictate anybody's life. It shouldn't come down to the law to determine the...

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Where is your zit located? My chin, bottom right of my face. Bottom left of anybody who is looking at me.

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I just learned in certain countries the UK, Germany, Japan and others (not the US) it is illegal to chose the sex of your baby, why? I'm not a big fan of Faux News. Still, I have confirmed this case with other sources. I figure those countries believe the baby is entitled to be born the way it is or not at all. Moreover, in societies where more pressure is put on the parent rather than the child, the parent is responsible for the outcome of the living creature inside of her. Yes, its okay to kill babies, and messing with...

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Anyone else think Global Warming and 2012 is a big hoax? I have no opinion on either of them because none of their supposed effects have had the slightest damper on my stability. When they do or don't, I will know.

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Why in a world where there are so many F**ked up individuals who are just plain cruel, spiteful, vindictive, Bleh. I was waiting for somebody to ask this, and I haven't even come up with a response yet. Before you read the rest of this, keep in mind that most of my remarks on this site have labeled me as a somewhat "caring" individual. I choose to be "good" because I get a rush out of it. That's all. I don't give two shits about the people I help. I obey my family, but not because I respect them,...

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If I survive my probation I'm going to _________ probably end up doing something that will get me back on probation.

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Do you believe in the saying that if you die in a dream, you will also die in real life? Perhaps so. This sort of subject is the pinnacle of my studies, about whether dying in one's dreams would result in any sort of shorter lifespan. Wouldn't it be awesome to live life in a dream, but then when you die, continue living on in the real world? As for the actual position on the matter, I am uncertain. While some people who die in dreams also die in real life (of heart attacks and...

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If Freedom isn't free, how much does it cost? http://www.gaebler.com/Green-Card-Costs.htm

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Name something that you are proud of having control over it... People who depend on me

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I need help! Can you make a six letterd word out of this? a e o c d h l n t No. There are 9 letters; therefore I cannot make a single 6 letter word without leaving some of the letters out. However, if you meant to say that we don't have to use them all, here are my answers: acnode, atoned, cadent, candle, canoed, canted, cantle, cental, chalet, chalot, cloned, clothe, coaled, coated, cohead, colead, daleth, dalton, deacon, decant, dental, detach, docent, donate,...

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If you could choose your name (technically you can but lets look past that).. what would it be? mine would be Jayde. n00b-pwner

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Why do politicians take on a persona that in reality does not exist? The only way they can make themselves appealing to the public is to mask themselves with an affectation that usually doesn't represent them even halfway. We live in a society that, when given a choice between something true and something leisurely, chooses to turn it's back on the truth, often preferring to swallow something that doesn't upset it, rather than something unpleasant. Suppose a...

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How long can I maintain a decent GPA with zero studying? At least stay awake in class, and only look at basic principles (obviously you have to learn the material, so unless you have a USB plug in your head, there is no way to pass without SOME studying). I was able to finish Algebra II with a B+ because I passed every test (osmosis), and I rarely took notes, and I always half-assed homework. That, or you need a big wallet. (Or, if your teacher is a...

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whats a vagina? An opening in the female that lies between the legs, typically towards the front part of the body. It contains most of the female's reproductive organs.

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How are cows slaughtered for meat? Contrary to popular propaganda, most farm animals are slaughtered/harvested humanely: A gun that runs on high air pressure shoots them through the head, and then the corpses go down a sort of assembly (or shall I say, disassembly) line, which includes the skinning of the animal, and the butchery of the meat. No big deal. But of course, in countries with fewer regulations, animal cruelty is...

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Why do men hit women? I cannot be expected to answer this fallacious question reasonably, as I will most likely be reprimanded by some of you for providing a logical argument as to explain why this question is too broad. Simply put, some women beat their husbands. That's life. This is Walgreens.

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why does the green giant man wear dress??lmao It's a toga.

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Do you have all of your affairs in order? Considering how I have never been married, I could not have had an affair.

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What ever happened to those ad spammers that answered your questions? Killed. Hopefully, all of them ;)

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Could i be a champion rock climber? I would need to know your mental capacity, your specific ability to rationally reason, and your muscular ratio.

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Is there a limit on how much one can know? There is limit of retainable facts, it being somewhere in the high trillions. Of course, humans (assuming we are, in fact, talking about humans,) cannot store information in all of the parts possible in the brain. The average human can retain about 2.5 billion facts, including basic motor functions. What makes the brain incredible is that, considering the limit, humans can forget pieces of...

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Valentines? Joyful, painful or sorrowful? Pointless. How does affection toward another being help me take over anything but that being? No, I aim higher than meaningless emotion.

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What is the most asked question ever in the history of the known world? One of the following: Who? What? When? Where? Why? How?

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Oh: is it matching to your feelings when saying oh Jesus the Christ? Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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Does anyone else get that feeling? Ooh, yeah. Hate it.

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What Ring of Hell are you going to? The ninth, so I can chill with Satan. Ya know, crack open a cold one, have some nachos, watch the game.

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How come we call it "wearing hair?" Hair is a part of the body. We don't say "wearing legs" or "wearing arms." I don't "wear" hair. Even creatures without clothes are considered naked with hair.

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What is your definition of "evil?" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8wxNNXd0lA Listen to the guy in the suit called Adachi. Even if you've never heard of this, the game does bring up good points, and Adachi (obviously the villain) has does provide a valuable example for "evil", in my opinion. People like him are ones I consider evil.

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How intelligent are Americans today It is an unrealistic expectation to accurately classify an entire group by just one label. America (assuming, of course, that you are referring to one country in the broad definition of "America"; say, the United States of America) is just like any other country. It has it's share of the ignorant, as well as it's share of the informed. Although I happen to notice the foolish more often than the...

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Is it okay to talk bad about dead people? We run on the assumption that people can decide for themselves what is okay or not. In other words, go right ahead, just keep in mind that you might hurt someone's feelings.

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There is nothing more boring than ____________. Having absolutely nothing to do on a perfect weekend.

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Can democracy thrive in Middle East? Pure democracy can't exist anywhere. I mean, it sounds good. SOUNDS

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How could anyone let this happen to a child? Normally, I'd like to think that this sort of thing is the child's fault. In this case, I'll make an exception. I'm guessing that the parents have no control over their children because they give the children whatever they want. I suggest that the parents learn to control their kids, because at that age, children don't seem to know what's good for them. They rely on the parents, so I could...

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Do you wear clothes or "fashions"? I wear inexpensive clothes that are comfortable and get the job done. I'm not willing to spend $300 on a jacket that will be $5 next year.

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Have you ever known anyone who was tri-polar? :) :( ;)

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Why would a person get turned on by a rape description? Dunno. Guess it's some kind of fetish, like bondage.

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How should I react if I meet my doppelganger? Get together and do organized crime with him/her. Worked great for me. :D

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Is animal testing good or bad? I just say we should be testing our medicines on other humans. If someone wants to test something, it should be voluntary.

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Should we eat meat? Although we shouldn't actually be forced to take a stand on "Should you or shouldn't you" for something so vague, I'd have to say no, you shouldn't. (I hate siding with PETA.) Although I eat meat and strongly encourage others to do so, I'm not going to tell people what they should or shouldn't put into their bodies. I just have to say that vegetarians are missing out.

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What came first My life or Me? You had to come first because a soul needs a body to possess in order to function properly.

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Do you find this question odd? No. And that's what scares me.

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卐?   I'll be sure to set that next to my cross, crescent moon, and Big Mac. Thanks!

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What happens if i keep imagining things that don't exist and want to create them? You go insane LIKE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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If quizzes make you quizzical, then what do tests make you? Someone who just wasted a good hour of life to sit down and scribble on paper about a pointless subject

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Why do we want to classify people;Atheist/Theist, Religious/Non religious? Is this the limitation of human intelligence? Because people are scared of each other Yes

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What would you do if you are the last living person on Earth? Do everything I've always wanted without people in the way: Endless pizza bar, blow stuff up, etc.

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Why do people (*ahem* liberals) so quickly jump to the defense of Islam when someone from that religion does something bad... Hey, hey, hey! I'm very liberal, and I think that the whole concept of God is just ridiculous. All religions should be treated in the same principle: Adults with imaginary friends have something wrong with them. I give equal credit to both Muslims for wars in the Middle East and Christians for the Crusades. This is actually quite hilarious, considering how millions of innocents were killed from...

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When does life begin? At conception? At 24 weeks? At birth? At 40? In eukaryotic organisms, life begins when an egg or sperm cell is formed. However, moving directly to the subject of abortion, abortion is okay by me. Animals like cows are manipulated to produce profits. Humans should be treated in the same way as any other animal we find: Like a commodity.

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If there were AB in Iran, would anyone be allowed to ask any questions? HAHAHAHA Good luck getting any sort of internet connection in the Middle East.

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ok... now what? Get high. All of my friends do that when they get bored.

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Did PETA go too far with its NSFW Super Bowl ad? [VIDEO] Although I am personally against PeTA (they are more hypocritical than me, and THAT'S saying something), I see absolutely nothing wrong with this advertisement. Since when has sex and nudity not been acceptable? We are born in the nude. Our ancestors hunted and gathered in the nude. Then someone came up with clothing, and it became taboo for a woman to expose anything beyond her wrists. Of...

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my mom says that im not allowed to go to my bfs house if he doesn't come to mine. is that fair? It depends on whether you own the house you live in. If mom owns the house, and you live there, mom makes the rules.

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if you were a parent what would you allow your 12 yr old kid to read? Anything he or she wants I would want my kid to be educated, and one of the ways to do that is to hand him/her a bunch of ideas, let him/her choose his/her favorite (or create his/her own), and at least tolerate the other ones. I trust that if he/she is asking/willing to read, I can trust him/her enough to choose what he/she knows is right.

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Has anyone here contacted a famous person and got a reply from them? I saw the president while I was sitting in an electric chair. I said "Hi!", but he didn't say anything back. Poor guy, guess he's just nervous.

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If dolphins are so smart, why do they live in igloos? Because they can.

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What is your one wish? The ability to wish for the ability to banish you from AB. Nah, just kidding. You're cool.

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Is it inaproriate for a 16 year old to have sexual fantasies about a 77 year old woman ? There is nothing really inappropriate about that. Everybody has their fantasies. Live with it.

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What did you kill? 8 slaves, 1 slave owner, 3 Thai hookers, 12 quadriplegic children, 5 wheelchair-bound war veterans, a secretary, several boatloads of pirates, countless threats that once carried weapons, and a madman... But above all... TIME.

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Whats a hypothetical? Hypothetical questions are questions that ask something like "What if...?"

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Is it OK if I cut this rope? I dunno. Cut it and lets see.

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I have 3 tattoos. The first 2 were my heel and inside of my wrist. Not too painful but the one on my spine hurt so bad! Why? The spine is part of the central nervous system. "Nerv"=Nerve There are more nerves running along the spine than anywhere else in your body. The spine is the sort of main pathway that they all collect on. From the spine, other nerve endings spread out across the body. Considering how these other body parts are all more loosely connected to the brain than your spine is, it won't hurt as bad on...

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Why do people type in all CAPS? I think that those people think that their question is somehow more noticeable if they invade our vision with ALL CAPS. Personally, I believe that this does work, but not in the way they intend. More people have angry or stressed reactions to these postings.

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Why do you continue to hope for the best even in unlikely situations? I don't. It saves me disappointment.

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Are you more of a cooker or a baker? Isn't baking a sort of division of cooking?

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being gay is not choice nor is it sexuality! it is wrong and should be stopped LOOK AT ME! I'M AN ATTENTION WHORE! Sorry, that's just my Tourette Syndrome kicking in. So, ma'am, please state your business. Just what is your question, if I may ask?

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How do you deal with isolation? I try to enjoy it while I can, at least until some prick comes along to disturb the peace.

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Do you think nudity is a form of art? It depends entirely on what the person considers art. I consider it a creature with no clothing on. That is all.

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Can you list three words that best describe Portland, Oregon? Huge ass town

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Where are all gods of Egyptians in time of crisis in the country? Relaxing because they know most people don't believe in them anymore; they deserve a break.

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What is one word that sums up your life as a whole? No

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What is the best gift you have ever received? Absolutely nothing. All that extra space feels fantastic to bask in!

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Which one of these women look stronger and more confident to you? ...

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URGENT!!! What is a quick way to make $300 quickly?? Stocks

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If you were the president, what would you do for the betterment of the country? Legalize everything except for murder, rape, theft, and fraud. Industrialize to create jobs, compete with other markets, and advance national security. Pull out of countries until we can stabilize situations here. Make sure everyone has a livable paycheck, a good home, clean water, and medical care.

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Have you gone to Google Images and typed in 'Blue Waffle' yet? Do it! What are you waiting for? I'm waiting for a troll to admit to spreading an old joke.

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Who would win in a fight between the Joker and Punisher and why? The Punisher would just blow his face in.

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Why do you not follow one commandment of God not to eat meat of pork? This is one of the main reasons I've given up faith in God. If he won't let me eat a delicious creature that he created, I'm better off serving Satan. At least I've got pork.

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Where is the pussy of egyptian to save themselves in time of thier anger? New movies: Pussy of Arabia, Pussypatra, Indian Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Pussy. Be more specific here, man.

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Why people eat pork meat as they have lots of other meat in the market? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBoLA_BQ4tU

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I've often heard the phrase "slow as fuck". What is the speed of fuck? Presumably faster than Hell, shit, others

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What is your favorite thing you ever had deep fried? Mountain Dew

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If God didnt want us to touch it why would he put it in arms reach? Because God gets a laugh out of watching us kill each other over curiosity.

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Am I ever going to meet the love of my life? hehe...hahaha...MWAHAHAHAHA Just give up now. I don't believe in real love. Never did. I mean, I look at it this way. There are several billion women in the world (Sorry if the following statement angers you) I'm guessing that half of them want to screw me over. All they ever want is money, sex, and control. I personally refuse to come home after work to hear someone bitch about their problems....

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Can you spot a player? Where I come from, that skill is necessary.

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How can I start learning japanese? http://www.freejapaneselessons.com/ Rosetta Stone Google Translator There's all sorts of stuff out there.

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is life an illusion? Yep. Life is what you are born into, and what you make of it. For some people, life is a dream. For me, it's a nightmare, and I can't wake up.

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What does your answerbag avatar mean? The Editor: I like to be in control.

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How would you feel if your child told you they were gay? Accept it

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HOnesty is __________ ? extinct

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Would you be willing to join the resistance ?? Sure. What are we resisting this time?

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Jesus was to preach, while the devil stayed in the shadows. But now all of that has changed. With so many riots and revolutions happening around the world, it is only a matter of time until modern society devolves into chaos. Satan is everywhere now, my friend.

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Are the Royal families of the world just a bunch of over privileged parasites? Well, I beg your pardon!

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Why doesn't tv love us? A television does not have estrogen, testosterone, oxytocin, or vasopressin.

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What's something that would NOT be a very nice gift for Valentines Day? Anthrax, time bomb, the list goes on and on... Giving, nice. Receiving, horrible.

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Why don't things work right? It's because people lie. They lie right to your face.

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Do you feel the need for weed? lol, no, weed is for pussies. Heroin, on the other hand...

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How do you say "blue lightning" in Japanese? 青い電光 ...According to Yahoo Babelfish.

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skills testing question: how much does a ninja weigh? Depends on the type of ninja you ask. Personal answer: 75.29633342000001 kilograms

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What are some unique creative ways to plunge a toilet? Vacuum cleaner hose. I'll leave you to figure out the rest.

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Did you spend a large amount of money today unexpectedly? Nope, I got a large amount of money today unexpectedly. Some guy owed me $35, and today he paid in full... if you can call that a large amount of money.

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Can someone explain to me what exactly is going on in Egypt? and a good place i can get info on it? i don't understand! >. Authoritarian government censorship vs. rioting common man http://topics.cnn.com/topics/egypt

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Since it is the 25th anniversary of the Challenger explosion, do you remember the macabre jokes that circulated after this tragedy? What's the difference between the Patriots and the Challenger? The Patriots made it past Miami. Hehehe

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Why is soccer so gay? Do you mean Football? (Not U.S. Football, that is called Handegg.)

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Hi i just created a acount on here would someone like to be my friend! :) Why, helloooooooooooooo...

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Is Print Dead? Considering how both choices for this debate are practically saying the same thing, I would also like to take this opportunity to point out that (most) print is not living; therefore it cannot die.

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So who else is tired of relationships? I figure, why have them in the first place?

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Can the people on TV see you? (especially news readers) Yes, if it is raining, and the television is off, at midnight, and you are alone, looking directly at the television, the person inside will be able to see you.

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Is your pet microchipped? Yeah, though we consider it an unnecessary precaution. The tub of lard just lays there on the floor all day. I don't think it has even considered running away.

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Why did you barbecue my pets? We ate all of the pulled pork, but we still have some buns left over.

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Why does root beer foam up so much? My first guess would be carbonation, but here's what I could find: * Quillaja saponaria--"Soapbark." * Manihot esculenta--"Manioc" or "Yuca" (root).

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What do I do if my girlfriend looks at my best friend the same way she looks at me? Friend, talking to you over the phone-"Sorry Mario, but your princess is in another castle." You-"FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"

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What is the most unexpected thing you have seen at a Zoo? Popcorn. I mean, you'd think they only have animals at the zoo, but popcorn? Sheesh. You might as well be watching TV also.

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What IS the biggest pair of boobs you've seen while out in public? Triple Ms. Don't ask where, and don't ask how.

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why is answerbag so slow? It's a website. I doubt websites move at all, so this is nothing out of the ordinary.

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Are you known on AB? What for? Yes, for being hypocritical and talking about things that get people mad. I also talk about things that have credible sources, yet are constantly challenged by the community here. YOU HEAR ME, NETWORK-FASCISTS?!!! I'M ON TO YOU...

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What do you really want/need? An ice cream truck (Hell yeah!)

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spell carthiology without thinking of it's definition? Easy C-A-R-T-H-I-O-L-O-G-Y Carthiology

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DO you say soda or soda pop! Carbonated corn syrup.

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Have you ever played with fire? Yeah, although I still prefer Lego.

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Which websites are blocked in China? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_websites_blocked_in_the_People%27s_Republic_of_China

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Time is up, no more games, no more secrets either we are or we will not be. What is your decision? I decide I'm going to eat a muffin for breakfast tomorrow morning.

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What's a quick painless way to kill myself using something inside my house? The head is probably the main target in a situation like this; with a little work, one can be dead in a matter of seconds. Headshot: If a small caliber round is to be used, it is best to point it in towards the eye socket so the bullet can bounce around inside the skull a bit after firing. If a larger caliber bullet is to be used, just make sure it goes through as much of the brain as...

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Best example of a waste of space? Air. I mean it. I can't stick my arms out in front of me without touching it.

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How should one read and teach childrens if the holy scripture some of the chapters are ponography? Read 'em the whole enchilada. There's no point in censoring something from them until they're old enough to ask why you didn't teach them this stuff in the first place. Just treat it as you would any other subject: Seriously and formally, and also tell them that some of the interpretations are not necessarily meant to be literal.

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What's gonna happen within the next 10 minutes? In 10 minutes, it will be tomorrow (well, more like 7, but who is counting?)

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Name a reason someone has to go to court ? I dunno, the person is a judge who works there?

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What is your IQ (if you know it)? According to a few tests, my intelligence quotient is 150. Is that good?

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Does every insult need a response? Only if one is constantly looking for a fight. Nice category for this question, by the way.

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great comebacks to white racist jokes Well, it depends what race you're trying to get revenge on.

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Who is the Father Of Lies? George W. Bush or Dick Cheney

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Big whoop, wanna fight about it? Not really, but if you insist... To the death. Oh, and I fight dirty.

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Do you believe that Atheists have a lower set of morals compared too Christians? Agnostics? I don't believe in morals because like many other things, they are a matter of opinion. Atheists and Religionists are equally prone to having a low standard of "morals" depending on who you ask.

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What is to sensitive of a topic to ask on this site? Racism, sexual orientation, religion, morals and ethics, the truth, anything else worth talking about

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Do you check your money to make sure it is not counterfeit money? Why or why not? No, I figure if it's good enough to dupe me on first sight, even if it is counterfeit, I can take the risk of using it with someone else.

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are you beautiful No, I'm really, really, really, really ugly.

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what colour are you today? why? Brownish-yellow. I was born that way.

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Give me the best racial jokes you got! =D (Just for fun) How do you fit thousands of Jews into a Volkswagen? Put 'em in the ashtray. BA DUM TSS!!!!!!

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How do you describe God as told and described in the Bible? New Testament: Fluffy, PG-rated, forgiving Old Testament: Egotistical prick

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if someone said he/she hated you,what would you do? Not care There are what, around 8 billion people in the world? I'm pretty sure most of them are going to hate me. That's life. This is Walgreens.

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chivalry is closer to meaning manliness or courage? Both Real men can control themselves. As for courage: "Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway." -John Wayne Real chivalry is defense and etiquette.

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Is it true!!! Witness says: Obama is chased, a hour ago Obama found dead,Osama bin Laden found sleeping near by arms on the body!! FIR FBI? TRIPPIN' BALLS, DUDE.

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Are you aware that someone always has it worse than you? I am aware that people have it worse than me, but I try to look at the pros and cons of every position in life. That way I feel like it's an equal deal. Of course, some of these positions are better than others, and I'm glad I was born into a "normal" one. However, in my strive to become the perfect human, I also take full advantage of my position, often confusing and using other people to my...

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How do you handle people you don't like? There's this person who sits behind me in History class who keeps bugging me. I don't want to tell him off, because he considers me a friend, and he is very unpopular, so he needs all the friends he can get. But he keeps pushing the back of my chair, and he starts these nasty little rumors about me. If you asked him, he'd say I am a member of the Ku Klux Klan, I drive a monster truck, and I get...

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what if your poop is white You must be a bird (or your poop must be solid ash).

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What are you most likely to find on the bottom of the ocean ? Sand and rocks

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How do you say, "Do you want to sleep with me tonight" in Vulcan? I would like to know for a parody of Lady Marmalade I'm working on. After 90 seconds of research, I have come to the conclusion that there is no literal translation. http://www.tc.umn.edu/~joela/

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Have u ever when walking with little snowice on the ground and raining and u slip and bust ur butt? Well not bust it, but It did hurt like a bitch. :(

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What is the most foolish thing you have done? Gotten crucified about 2,000 years ago for the sake of the human race. The horrible thing is, nothing has changed.

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Why are the turtles migrating to santas workshop? Because Santa knows how to turn them on

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is it possible for a fly to become a zombie? All that needs to happen is for it to infected with the right strain of the zombification virus.

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Who has a random collection? I collect bladed weapons. You name it, I've got it: Hunting Knives, Katanas, Machetes, Axes, Chakram, Shuriken, Kukuri, etc.

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what career hasnt barbie had? Prostitute

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What job would you have had in the 1700s? Explorer There would be places left to explore, and I wouldn't have had to waste the first 18 years of my life in a classroom.

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facebook is making me jealous am i the only one that feel like facebook causes trouble in relationships? You aren't alone. Although I don't have a Facebook (hate the hassle), my older uncle was harassed by a woman he apparently had a child with out of wedlock. I don't think any of us knew beforehand, but we have done a decent job of trying to keep this woman from harassing the parents of the uncle too (she calls him a womanizer). My opinion of the man has not changed, but I can't say the same for...

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Freedom of Choice. Hypothetically, If we were facing critical overpopulation would you be willing to remove it? Maybe remove it, if I absolutely HAD to. However, I was thinking more about expanding before we quickly make any rash decisions. (Luna and Mars are both prime real estate waiting to happen.)

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Are Jack In The Box tacos made of or owned by Purina dog food? No, it's Eukanuba dog chow.

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Do all objects move at the same speed in space? It depends on how much force caused them to move in the first place. No.

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Lately ive been getting really thirsty all the time and constantly have to have something to drink. What could be some reasons for this? 3 Reasons: Diabetes, too much sodium, or fat. All of them take lots of water.

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What is the most difficult question to ask? What can you burn, gas, and shoot? INSECTS

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Who WOULDN'T like this? The person you stole from http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCF6MGjslpw

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Should I get straight bangs? Can't tell

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How do u get shiny Pokemon in Pokemon Diamond Version? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkeKPlBYYbs&feature=related

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What was the worst burn you ever had? On my chest, when one of my ex-friends took a lighter to me. I've done a good job of concealing it, and you can hardly even tell it's there anymore.

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how pen is mightier than the swords It is easier to conceal a pen, and pens nowdays come outfitted with all sorts of great gadgets like guns and poison. You just have to buy them from the right person.

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Do women need to serve in Comabat roles in the military? I expect both men and women to equally respect the draft, and normal military service. That means NO girl push-ups.

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Would you vote for an atheist as president? It depends on the quality of their leadership. On one hand, Franklin D. Roosevelt led us out of the Great Depression, and he was Episcopal. On the other hand, Pope Alexander II promoted crusades in the Middle East, and he was a Catholic. Religion should have very little to do with politics, aside from outlining basic rules, like condemning murdering and thievery.

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A ball is thrown vertically upward from a height of 6 ft with initial velocity of 60ft/s. How high will it go? It depends on the weight of the ball, the gravity of it's surrounding area, and the amount of air resistance.

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if jesus christ was named something rediculous like Kimbo Slice, how many people will be christians? All of the people like me who follow street fighting like it is a normal sport.

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do u like burritos? Yeah

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here is a random question:blahh!?! now give a random question Why doesn't anyone else here acknowledge the fact that a question has a question mark at the end instead of a period?

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Is cloning human beings ever acceptable? Only if we absolutely NEED clones. Otherwise, Earth is too overpopulated and I think most people just prefer to have sex.

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Are you an arrogant person? I try not to be in fear of being approached by another arrogant person.

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What happens when all the questions in the world have been asked and properly answered? Then we will simply go to other worlds to find more questions to answer.

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Are big websites required to have a terms of service by law? No, but they do it so they can't take any blame.

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how important are you? Only as important as the position I'm born into "You are a worthless street rat. You were born a street rat, you'll die a street rat, and only your fleas will mourn you!" - Prince Ahkmed, Aladdin I take this very seriously because I know that there are no fairy tales in real life... or happy endings for that matter.

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Do you find it annoying when someone copy and pastes your question to answer it? Yeah, and not just the question! I could be discussing something with a person in the comments section, and they copy and paste a sentence of my comment into their comment, only to say, "YOU'RE WRONG". blegh

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my sister has been coming onto me alot latly shes realy hot and weve done stuf before but now i think i might just slip it in her, thoughts? I'm not gonna say a word, except for the popular internet slogan: "Incest is wincest."

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prove that god has shiny, sliky hair with no split ends. what shampoo and conditioner does god use? Well, I don't know about his hair personally, because I've never taken a good look at it. However, I did, on one occasion, happen to use his bathroom while his other one was being repaired, and while I was doing my business (there was no reading material), I happened to glance over at the shower. I must say, he does a remarkable job of keeping the place looking neat and tidy. Anyway... God is a...

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will you help jack on the donkey,and will you help jack _____________ the donkey?fill in the blank Will you help jack on the donkey,and will you help jack give a reach-around to the donkey? NO.

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What is your favorite music genre? A mix of Metal, Rap, Jazz, and (I have no idea why) violins or any classical instruments.

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when do you know when you have hit rock bottom When the loners won't take you in.

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Do you drink water from the tap? Yes. The great thing about tap water is that it comes with 3 important nutrients: Lead, phosphorous, and iron.

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how do i cut down on watching porn? Cold Turkey Island

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If you could ask Jesus one question, what would you ask? Are you Jesus?

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Is gambling a necessary risk? Yep. It's called car insurance, and if you get caught driving without it, you get whisked away to jail.

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Is it wrong to use someone? read description There's no problem with saying that you don't like him like that. It would probably be nice to find a good way to thank him for his help thus far, and say that you just want to remain friends with him.

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Is ADD overdiagnosed in children? Although I feel that it is a condition, I think that the true form of it is in a smaller percentage of children. But while we are talking about truth, I can also say that people can say they have it as an excuse to not do any work.

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spongebob is a _____________ (dont say sponge) Spongebob is an artificial yellow dish sponge with eyes, nose, and buck teeth who wears a white button-up shirt, red tie, brown shorts, socks, and shoes.

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Cat breeds... I want another cat. Which kind of cat should I get? Maine Coon. Mine has survived for 12 years in surprisingly good condition, although it is definitely schizophrenic. However, I should also note that this thing is a great hunter. It catches mice and birds all the time (when it is young).

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Do you enjoy the freedom of NOT wearing underwear? No. My nuts always get caught in the zipper when I try.

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My left arm shakes almost constantly I'm not always able to grasp items in my left hand without dropping them. What might be wrong with me? These are known as hand tremors. TheHolySpirit is right, these tremors are an early indicator of Parkinson's Disease.

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Do you really label people "liar,hater,racist etc" You think they are just that? Are they not many more things ? Good things? I rarely label, because I believe that we are pretty much all the same. The only things that set us apart are our desires, and whether/how we act on them.

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How does this flag counter thingie work? I only have 3 flags...how can I add more?? http://flagcounter.com/index.html At the bottom of this website, there is a togglebox that says "maximum flags to show". Below that you can adjust how they are displayed.

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Have i missed something or are many teen celebrities suddenly all very religious like Justin Bieber for example? Did i miss something? If you haven't seen this episode of South Park or just don't watch the show, I strongly suggest you at least see this episode. It is veeeeeeeery revealing....

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if i were to have a shitty living situation and needed to survive, what non perishable food could i gain the most energy and nutrients from Canned soups have a bit of protein, some fiber, plenty of sodium, and more than a few calories.

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My eyes all of sudden started to have bags under them . They dont hurt. It just looks like I am always tired. I get plenty of rest. It's called age, buddy. Even at my age, I have bags under my eyes. Once you realize that all of the identical skin care products cannot do anything to help your condition, you will also realize that there is no solution for the inevitable... But the girls who sit close to me tell me that some kind of moisturizer under the eyes might help.

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Is there a topic that is to controversal to debate? Yeah, but if the Answerbag Staff catches hold of you doing so, expect the question to be BALEETED. Oh yeah, they also hate it when you ask a question that "downplays" a particular country or uses particular wording. Do it for me, okay? Topics: Drug Legalization (Cocaine, Methamphetamine, strong illegal drugs like those. Asking questions about weed is generic, as weed is cheap and for pussies...

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Would you hire someone with blue and purple hair? It depends on the person's ability to do the job. There is no reason not to hire this person if they can do the job well (unless they REALLY scare customers).

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Is there any greater joy than eating in an easy chair while watching large, muscular men run around in tight, nearly see-through pants? Throw in a personal valet to get me drinks and that would just about do it.

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Do you want your kids to turn out like you? Ooh, no, I'd want my kids to be hardened soldiers. I mean, I'm not gonna have kids. I might adopt. But if I do, those kids will be trained from day one to be killing machines. I'll make them exercise regularly and make them learn all of the stuff that other people don't want them to know. I'll teach them to do what I tell them to. They'll be my little minions, my henchmen, my apprentices, if...

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What causes you the most stress? Other people. Hate 'em, but on the other hand, I can't just take a shotgun to them.

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How important is money to you? In this society, money is one of the most important aspects in life. But think about it. You could die tomorrow. There goes that massive stockpile of cash that you worked for and earned, but never did anything with. Is money truly important? When you die, and your body is either in a box buried under 6 feet of dirt, or burning in an oven, does that mountain of cash really matter then? How about...

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what is spongebob (i know i just want to know if you know) He's an unnatural talking yellow dish sponge that lives on the floor of the Pacific Ocean in a rotting pineapple. He cannot get a boating license due to his amazing ability to fail at whatever he attempts, and he wears a full suit. His best friend is a talking starfish that wears pants and moves faster than normal, like everyone else he knows, and his next-door neighbor is a cross between a...

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Sunday is not the day to _______. Pretend there isn't work to go to tomorrow.

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Spam is the herpes of social networking and Answerbag has a bad case. Can nothing be done? Nope. Just wait. In a few months, your precious social networking site will be destroyed, leaving nothing but a forceful takeover by the ones who have survived! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Do the irritants in your life make you into a better person? Only if the subject in question classifies these irritants as some sort of motivation.

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Do you thank to AB friends for...? Being there for me more often than my friends in the real world.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how done do you like your steak cooked (1 = what is cooked?, 10 = charcoal)? In a sandwich, or just as a steak, I'd say whatever is well-done. Of course, if I'm feeling particularly insane, fresh off the cow will do. 0

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Chocolate chip or peanut butter? Peanut butter with chocolate chips in them.

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What are the psychological dangers of sock puppeteering? You might start wearing gloves on your feet.

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Why am I not allowed to divide by zero? I'm having problems reading the comments to all of your answers. Is this just a problem with my computer, or can you not see them either? Thank you for your time.

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Who was the first person to look at a cow and Bill Watterson

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Someone shit on the coats and was it you? This is what happens when we run out of toilet paper and Kleenex at the same time.

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Whats turns you off the most about the opposite sex? Their attitude, and their ability to bust through my wallet faster than the Kool-Aid man can bust through walls. (Of course, most of the girls I know are crack whores.)

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"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams." What do you think? I think people are too easily driven to insanity. Still single and loving it! (And I can sleep... AND I have more money to myself.)

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What do i do if my parents fight? Hide. Just stay away from them until they're finished. Only get involved if you have ABSOLUTELY no other option. If you do choose to get involved, complain to them that their arguing is distressing you.

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Love and lust tattoo sleeve, i need some creative ideas??? An average-looking guy on one side with the word "Commitment" written on him. A hot-looking guy on the other side (I'm a guy, so I don't know the criteria for "Hot" among my own gender. Use your imagination.), with the words "Can Wait" under him.

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How many genes code for histone H2A in Saccharomyces cerevisiae? As far as I know, 2

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Do you enjoy wearing hot lingerie? Why or why not? No, because I'm... well, a straight guy.

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Is hydrogen sulfide soluble in water? It's slightly soluble in water, and it is a weak acid.

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Is optimism a waste of time? Nothing feels better than smiling when people are suffering and dying.

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What is mink oil made from? Minks

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How many liters are in 1 meter? A liter is a unit of volume. A meter is a unit of length. Liters and meters are not convertible to any sort of similar unit of measurement.

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You know the signs on store doors that say, “No shoes, NO shirt, No service!”? Well, what about pants? You'll be served... with a court date.

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how do u feel about the dentist? With my hands, like I feel about most other things. My fingers are pretty sensitive, so I can feel about things well. ... Is this a trick question?

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How long was Sputnik in orbit? 'Til it died.

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What is the melting point of palm oil? 33-39 degrees Celsius

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Are you good at hiding your thoughts before others? No, that's another reason why I prefer to wear a mask.

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Did you ever notice that if you blow Yeah, and if you blow into a balloon, it inflates, but as soon as you leave it alone, it shoots the air back out. It must not like being inflated.

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I would like to know what the best over under or pump action I could get im trying not to go over 500 dollars any suggestions Benelli 'Nova' 12 Ga. Field Pump Shotgun, Big Five Sporting Goods, $379.99 http://big5sportinggoods.shoplocal.com/big5/default.aspx?action=detail&storeid=2503823&rapid=0&listingid=-2084893397&offerid=

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If you try to fail, and then succeed, which have you done? Then you failed... at failing.

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Are people paying the price of their suffering due to keeping the distance with the almighty? Sorry, but I think you're wrong here. A lot of people live close to me. :D

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Is cloning illegal in the USA? In 1998, 2001, 2004 and 2007, the United States House of Representatives voted whether to ban all human cloning, both reproductive and therapeutic. Each time, divisions in the Senate over therapeutic cloning prevented either competing proposal (a ban on both forms or reproductive cloning only) from passing. On Mar 10, 2010 a bill (HR 4808) was introduced with a section banning federal funding...

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Why do I get more SPAM answers than Real Answers on answerbag.com? Come on. You weren't expecting to get a serious answer here, were you?

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Please Sir, can I have some more_______? More? You want MORE???

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How many electrons are in a neodymium atom? In a pure element form, 60, to match the number of protons. However in a more practical isotope, it is variable from, oh, I can't remember, 2 or 3 positive or negative charges.

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In what kind of place do sea turtles live? In the water

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Can any of the moons of Neptune be lived on? No. You'll freeze to death before you even get to Jupiter.

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What are the main differences between igneous rooks, sedimentary rocks and metamorphic rocks> Igneous rocks are formed from cooled lava. Sedimentary rocks are formed from particles that are packed together by pressure from layering over a period of time. Metamorphic rocks are formed from both a combination of high heat and intense pressure.

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How long is a lightyear in km? 10,000,000,000,000 kilometers

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What is the strangest occurence you had with your computer? I kept getting pop-up ads, even with pop-up blocker and Norton. Then I pointed a gun at the monitor. I haven't had a single pop-up since. :)

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What did John Gorrie invent? Refrigeration and Air Conditioning

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What is the cost of beryllium? About $500 per kilogram

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Is sulfur a liquid? Not at room temperature. It's melting point is 115.21 degrees Celsius.

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Who invented Egyptian cotton? I'm just gonna take a wild stab here... Egyptians?

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have you owned a portable ghetto blaster in the past. Yeah, but I loaned it to some Austrian guy in 1939 and never got it back.

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Is there really an app for that???? In this age, there is an app for everything. That ad did make me lol, though I'm guessing we will also have an app for that soon enough.

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Do Muslims want peace? As it is wrong to make assumptions, I will not assume that all of them want peace, or that all of them want strife. I can HOPE that all of them do. Of course, the definition of peace also differs depending on viewpoint.

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Can I sue a mechanic for literally totaling my vehicle while in his care? Yes. But don't. We don't need any more "scenes" in a courtroom. Just try to collect compensation for your vehicle; if that fails, THEN sue.

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Are diamonds a renewable resource? Like anything else, if you give it time, it will come back.

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Where is the most dangerous drug dealing War in USA? 2. Definitely 2.

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If you could impose a global ban on 'organised religion' would you do so?! Only if I wanted a revolt. I mean, I think people should be allowed to practice religion, I just don't want them to impose it on other people. If I impose a ban, I would become the very person I dislike (like I don't already). Maybe, if there was a way to make a compromise, I might.

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Why do people sweet talk a person and then get in a relationship Like the next day? I just don't get it Sex

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Is it reasonable to use mental illness as an excuse for murdering people? Nope. He killed people. Although I do not see the difference between shooting up a crowd of humans and squashing ants underfoot, he deserves to die. Creatures are born a certain way, that may or may not be their downfall. Whether he is mentally deficient or not, I doubt that the gun went off by itself. Someone was there to pull the trigger. Therefore, someone has to take the blame. And why not...

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If you found out your partner was using Spyware to spy on you, would you leave him or her? You have been asking many questions about this subject lately. I'm not going to jump to any conclusions, but I fear the rest of the community here may be assuming something about you. And yes, people are entitled to privacy. Ditch it.

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What is a person entitled to? What is a person not entitled to? Entitled: Good sustenance, good liberty, and swift, swift justice. Not Entitled: Violence (If an eye for an eye, exceptions can be made), unnecessary theft, other 'forcible' situations.

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So,,,,Where do you keep the good stuff ?? According to anonymous sources, I keep the good stuff upstairs in room 4.

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Is there a difference between plant protein and animal protein? One is found in plants, the other in animals. However, I have also noticed that animal proteins are more often paired with fats. Vegetable proteins usually have some kind of fiber.

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What kind of people do you dislike? One who has strong, unchanging opinions, who is willing to censor to 'protect' it's group

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Do you believe that all of the land on the Earth used to make up one big continent? Why or why not? Yes. 1: Fossils of the same animal species have been found on different continents, suggesting that, at one time, they may have shared the same space. 2: I you take a map, and manage to move all of the countries on it towards upper-central Africa, they will all fit together (nice and snug). 3: Native Americans and Native Australians are humans. It is highly unlikely that 2-3 (and unnamed more)...

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What does histone mean? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Histone If a suggestion pops up on your question, look at it. It may hint as to what the answer is.

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Are termites an energy source? If "Professional Answers" are going to dominate these questions, might I ask what the point is of asking them? I mean, most of this is information that can be found on google. And yes, when divided into their atomic form, termites will release small amounts of kinetic and radioactive energy.

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When will you use alcohol to rinse your hand? To give the cops no evidence to work with.

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Is it true that vegetarians are healthier than meat eaters? Like it or not, certain proteins and fats that contribute to a normal and healthy body are found in meat. Also, I noticed that this question is yet another generalization. I mean, there are plenty of unhealthy vegetarian foods out there: Most pastries, excessive amounts of eggs (with no meat), unspecified brands of pizza (because I want to remain formal), etc.

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Today's date is 1 / 11 / 11 how cool is that ? I must not be cool. I won't notice until 1/12/11.

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IS BLACK CUM SUPPOSED TO TASTE DIFFERENT FROM WHITE CUM? I THINK THE BLACK CUM I HAVE HAD IN MY MOUTH TASTES MUCH BETTER THAN WHITE CUM BLACK CUM? IS THAT WHAT PEOPLE WITH HERPES HAVE OR SOMETHING?

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Should Mrs. Obama need a staff that is paid 173 million dollars a year? No, and neither should anyone else.

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Have you ever fallen in love with another person here on Answerbag? Sorry, but I'm not allowed to express emotion toward other people in life (nor do I feel the need to).

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What is your FAVORITE thing about this site?? The staff's censorship techniques. Seriously. 24 years from now, I'll be running my totalitarian country, and I'll need to have some background and information on the subject. This site is PERFECT!

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If you use Spyware to spy on another person, why do you? Because I like to keep track of who owes me what

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Should Churches Be Tax Exempt? Religion is a business. They need to pay taxes just like any other business.

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Does hot water sink? To add to Baba's concise and precise statement, theoretically, water in a heated state, being closer to a gaseous state, has a slightly lower density than liquid water, because the molecules and atoms are moving faster. So no, hot water floats on cooler water.

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If you could change your name to anything you wanted, what would it be? Vercingetorix Epic, and truly rebellious!

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Pass the ____________,please. Pass the gas, please.

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Without technology _______________. Without technology, people would find something else to do with their time rather than trade electronic information through pieces of plastic and metal.

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Do you believe it is fair that Answerbag is deleting some Post(s) at their descretion? Yes

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Who here listens to Dethklok? Only late at night.

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What is the most outrageous thing that you believed as a kid? That there is good in the world. But let's be realistic. We're all a bunch of complaining hypocrites.

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What's the best way to kill myself? no pain... I'm not an expert on this subject, but I'd suggest a quick headshot with something larger than a .22, or overdosing on some drug. Die HAPPY ░░░░░▓▓░░░░░░░░░░░░▓▓ ░░░░░▓▓▓░████████░▓▓▓ ░░░░░▓▓░█▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓█░▓▓ ░░░░░▓▓░░░██░░██░░░▓▓...

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why does everyone on here think they are an expert? I don't think, I KNOW.

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In your opinion, what does a bunny symbolize? (besides Easter) Yet another meaningless chunk of flesh in the universe.

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Why are most Americans so stupid? This from a hypocritical, idiotic American: Because many parts parts of the Motherland America are low-income, and school education is not necessarily equally distributed across the country. (And, there are stupid people in every country.) Not inb4 insulting people.

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what are some useless facts? In Canada, milk is sold in bags.

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Do you eat cold pizza the next morning, or do you reheat it? Always reheat it. I like it when it burns the inside of my mouth.

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Is a Sheffield pocket watch worth anything? Hell yes! We're talking high hundreds to low thousands, possibly higher. ($700-$1200 and up) $$$$$

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How do I easily remove paint from a bike? Paint thinner or sharp nails

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Do you prefer natural peanut butter as apposed to regular peanut butter? What's the difference?... ... ASSUMING they are both made of peanuts....

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Do you think that women are more shallow than men ? I prefer not to make generalizations.

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How do I figure the length of a katana? For my katanas, I use measuring tape or a string with marker, to be checked with a ruler later.

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Do Gamecube games play on the Wii console? Yep. Just put the Gamecube disk in as you would a Wii disk, label to the right. Ports for Gamecube controllers and memory cards are under a flap on top of the console if you're standing is vertically, or to the left if it is on the rubber stoppers on it's side.

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Which racing game is better? Customization is the name of the game

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How would you deal with being abused at home? But first, injure those who physically/mentally hurt you. Preferably sharp objects.

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What is the earliest you got out of bed Xmas morn? 1:00 am to kill Santa.

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Good God! Don't you just hate how one inoffensive little B can completely wreck your cumulative GPA? Sorry, I'm more of a B's guy, with occasional A's, so I don't really know. But when I'm pulling straight A's: Essay due in 2 days. C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

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How lazy are you ? Too lazy to finish typing this answe

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Is there a way to stop the spammers? I sent them here. I hope I can get rid of them, but it's not very likely.

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today was( ) About six days ago (Or seven, if you're rounding up).

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How do you feel about stem cell research? It's fine. It helps people who need it, and helps control population.

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what does it mean when a woman produces three eggs It means it's time for a cholesterol overdose.

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Do you ever wish life had a fast forward and slow down button so you could get through the bad bits quicker and savour the good bits more? Yeah, but then I would probably skip an important part. So I'd have to go back and watch the whole thing anyway.

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i think you should make me horny You know the rules... TITS OR GTFO.

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Can i play gameboy games on the nintendo ds? Advance games can be played up to the DS lite. Pass that, they took out the insert for GBA games. However, although expensive, plugs are sold that can make Game Boy Color games fit a Game Boy Advance insert.

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are the girls in this youtube video bisexual ? Can't tell, but I'm just gonna guess, yes.

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What is something you'll eventually have to face? Oncoming vehicles.

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Why does it seem that predators usually drive trucks? Whatever kind of truck it is, there is more room to store dead aliens in the back.

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If the expression of some idea could potentially cause violence, is the censorship of that idea justified? Only if you're willing to censor everybody.

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If you saw a man wearing women's clothing in public, what would you do? Keep doing what I'm doing. I mean, who cares about what he is wearing?

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Is There a "War on Christmas"? I have heard of a war on drugs, and a war on terror. How exactly do you fight a war on Christmas?

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Which country do you think is the most religious ? Texas (Yes, I know it's a state).

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who else is a freak? By what definition?

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I think Im a strange human I have never expereinced HATE: I am unable to express hate i have never hated anyone is that normal? thoughts? If what you are saying is true, you must be a god of some sort. However, how are you supposed to know anger if you have never experienced it yourself? I myself have recently learned that I am quite possibly the most patient man in the world. It may seem like a good power, but it is actually incredibly annoying. Being able to never feel hate will be good for a while, but you'll need to get it...

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Who shall inherit the earth? Me. And believe me, I'm not very excited about it. It's like winning a garbage dump in the lottery.

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Is it possible for someone to have 0% lust? Yep. I mean, look at me. Do I LOOK like I have time for other people? No, I'm the only person who matters. There are at lot better things to do than people.

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Am I ugly? Please be honest, no hurt feeling here. http://tinyurl.com/26sx788 Nice beard.

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How are mutations and cancer related? Mutations, usually known as tumors when relating to cancer, are cell clusters that are reproducing with the wrong genetic code. If it were, say, a skin cell, these mutations would create more mutated cells, which don't act like they should. In the case of skin, the organ's purpose is to prevent disease and infection. A mutated cell cluster may not do this, which usually results in death....

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last night i was raped and i cant find anyone who will believe me what can i do Hospital first. Always. The police will take advantage of you.

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What part of "unconstitutional" is difficult for B. Hussein Obama and Mdme. Pelosi to understand? I'm not sure. I don't think there's anything in the constitution that says the government has to give a shit about health care, or pay for it for that matter.

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Why do women have the right to vote? Well, it's a natural right to be able to elect officials, regardless of social status, race, wealth, or other things that might be a "barrier" in other countries. In good old American terms, we call it the 19th Amendment. Basically, a bunch of old white guys got together in a room and decided how to end women's suffrage strikes.

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Do African-Americans really like fried chicken, or is that just a stereotype? I'm not sure. I guess that it's fair to say that some do and some don't. You can't just generalize everybody (I mean, for jokes, you can, but not in a serious situation), because most generalizations are just incorrect. However, every time I go into KFC, I see a black guy, at least 1 (Not even shitting you here, bro).

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On a scale from 1 to 10, how good do you feel about your body? 10. I'm nice and sensitive on my hands, so I can easily feel about things.

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Keep Christ in Christmas? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HEHE... oh, sorry (HEHE), that was just a REALLY funny joke.

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How tall are you and how much do you weigh? 75 kilograms, 1.8288 meters.

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What would you never joke about? Dunno. Really! It's all just so FUNNY! Racism, murder, sex, sexism, discrimination/bigotry in general are such hilarious topics. When someone mentions stereotypes, I start laughing so hard I collapse, and I'm not even that white, mostly because these people fit their stereotypes so well! Oh, and I'm gonna do a short list of offensive jokes. Don't report if you're offended, because repression of...

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What is an interesting experience you've had on AB? Receiving hate mail from some butthurt religionist was certainly the most interesting experience I've had here. Seriously, just challenge their beliefs once or twice, then they invade your inbox. You jelly?

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Who used to spank harder, your mom, your dad, or your babysitter? My mom, but my dad had better punishments (PULL ALL OF THE WEEDS IN THE FRONT YARD). Damn them both.

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Do you think PlayStation Move is better than Wii? Not really. The Wii is more accurate than the Playstation Move.

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Name a cheesy horror movie. The Creeping Terror:

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is there anyone online right now that will message me Possibly, if I'm not too busy.

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Where are you most likely to find drunk drivers? Usually, they're driving something. Check a vehicle.

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What is the greatest threat to organized religion? Something bigger... badder... another religion, perhaps?

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What are YOU sick of hearing about? Justin Bieber (Why is he important?), Homosexual Marriage (Just LEGALIZE IT already.), Iran, (The United States, Russia, and others already have massive stockpiles of nuclear weaponry), Football (American football, known to myself as "Handegg"), Abortions (Again, just legalize it. A seed is not a tree. An egg is not a chicken. A fetus is not a human. This is not a difficult concept, people.),...

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"Cowboys & Aliens" is Hollywood running out of ideas or is this actually innovation? I could say something kind of racist right now, but I'll hold my tongue.

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Religiously, do you have faith in yourself? First, I would like to start by saying, "How dare you use the f-word in my presence!" Second, no. I don't like to put belief and strength in something that I know will eventually fail.

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What has philosphy come to these days...? There is none. People don't care for something as serious as philosophy, just lame excuses for living. Remember, material possessions are the only things worth having! ;)

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If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? Testicle... is this a trick question? I'm sorry. I have a tendency to be very literal. You can still thank me for the answer, though.

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Does Marijuana have medicinal value? Why is it demonized to such a great extent when coca and opium derived drugs are so common? Marijuana is an anesthetic. It accelerates dopamine receptors in the brain, causing a high that can numb pain. Marijuana, upon intake, also causes hunger, which helps with anorexia. It is also, according to some sources, extremely difficult to overdose on marijuana compared to drugs like cocaine, opium, methamphetamine, and heroin. The only reason nobody has been strongly demonizing cocaine or...

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can children be child molesters Yes, law in most countries is that if one or more people are involved in an underage "activity", it is considered molestation.

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Do you think $20 is too much to pay for leaves to be raked or blown? Well, are we talking an average, middle-class front yard, or a golf course? Also, number of trees and/or leaves?

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My video game console started smoking, caught on fire, then burned three houses down. Now it won't read disc, so how do I fix it? I'd suggest buying a new one, but just how damaged is it? What kind of console is it?

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Why is it called, ABC Family? Most of their programs don't seem very family oriented. TV just isn't what it used to be; Reality shows aren't real. Music videos don't contain music (or instruments, for that matter). News is fabricated. "Family Entertainment" isn't meant for family. Nothing is sacred.

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كيف تتعلم اللغة الإنجليزية؟ مساعدة روزيتا ستون برامج الكمبيوتر Although you appear to be able to ask other questions in English, plus your name, something about a penguin?

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Could you kill someone with your penis? I have to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states to be able to legally wear pants.

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how many chromosomes are in a sperm or egg cell? 23, unless the child comes out with Down Syndrome, then he/she has more, or something like that.

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Am i the only one who laughs at Answerbags message when you try to click "like" on your own answers? It is actually incredibly frustrating. I am scrolling through answers to an old question, and I see one I REALLY agree with, and... "You can't like this." Yes I can. "You can't like this." YES I CAN! I LOVE IT! Look at the person who posted, and OH SHI-

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Define the term 'Ready to cook food'. Food that is ready to cook without preparation, I am assuming.

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Do you prefer a real fire or gas fire at home? By "Real", I assume you mean lighting some kind of kindle on fire rather than lighting gas. Personally, I prefer gas, just because it leaves less of a mess.

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Have you ever had a vision of God? Every day when I go into the bathroom and look at the mirror while shaving (and sometimes on my toast).

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Sweater vests? Love, hate, meh? Love 'em. I've got one in deep red. People sometimes say I look like Ermac from Mortal Kombat.

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why do i always end up in the same place? Gravity, routine

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Is polyandry legal in the world? I'm doubting it, but I'm guessing if anywhere, Brazil.

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What do u think of my avatar? Well, the only part I can read is "I'm through with love", then it shows some person having sex with some other person on the lower left, and some indistinguishable blob on the lower right.

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Do you watch your caloric intake? Once it gets in my mouth, it starts getting pretty hard to keep watching it.

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Which do you prefer, Twitter or Facebook? (Myspace is dead) I prefer to have a life that isn't posted on the internet every minute of every day.

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For whom? Me. Whatever it is, I want it. Except for STDs.

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How do i ask a question on here? Click on that button towards the upper right of the screen that says "Ask a Question". Follow the directions on asking, picking a category, stating the reason why you're asking it, then click submit.

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I am a 14 year old boy and I still wear Spiderman briefs? I dunno, are you?

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When an atheist tells someone to "go to hell". Where are they sending them? The Middle-East, where religion apparently dominates everything.

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What is something you wouldn't want extra fluffy ? MY RAGING BICEPS!

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What's the cheapest meal you ever ate that made you full? And how much did it cost? Hot and Ready pizza from Little Caesar's $5 Sure, it isn't the healthiest or biggest pizza, but it was enough to have leftovers.

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What message will JESUS will give to the people when he returns? Whatever he says, people will disregard it as crazy talk and try to have him crucified... again.

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i am a complete loner in school. Get into a group of loners and then you aren't one. It worked great for me.

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Guys have you ever kissed a guy? Girls have you ever kissed a girl? just out of curiosity not because your gay. Nope, and I'm damn proud of the fact, though I have been made offers. Staying chivalrous and avoiding sex (and/or dating in general) makes a badass badder. ;)

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Who actually IS offended by Christmas? People talk about the world being at peace, Jesus Christ being born on Christmas, the commercial assassination of a religious holiday; Let's get a few things straight: -The world has almost always been at war since "Christmas" has begun existence. There is rarely calmness around this time of year, and not everyone is a Christian. - Jesus Christ (if he was born) could not have been born in a...

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White Student Union, what is your opinion??? Both the white and black unions are racist, and are protected by their rights. Why we give rights to racists, I can't imagine.

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What would you say 9000+1 is? 9001

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Can the planets copulate to give rise to young ones? I'd love to see Uranus have sex with Mercury. hehehe Well, the planets were named to be the Roman names of the Greek Gods, so: Athena was born out of Zeus's (Jupiter's) head (No partner that I know of, sorry). Aphrodite (Venus) and Hermes (Mercury) "copulated" and had a child of both sexes. Hence the term, "Hermaphrodite". The list goes on...

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Are you unique like a snowflake? Well, I'm a snowflake, but not unique. Think about it. Out of the quadrillions of snowflakes that have ever fallen on Earth, you'd think there would be doubles, right? (Check 'em) And how about snowflakes that fall on other planets? Eventually, there would have to be doubles. So when it comes to rationalizing humans with snowflakes, it turns out no one is as unique as they'd like to be.

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Why did you put me in jail? Don't worry, we don't need a reason.

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If you had one superhuman ability what would it be and how would you use it? Omnipotence, so I can take over everything and anything (and remember, everybody knows that material possessions are the only things worth having).

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Has anyone else experienced censorship regarding questions about this site? Yeah, I ask questions about the users and their ideas, and why Answerbag staff keeps deleting my questions, then the question gets deleted (most likely by Answerbag staff). Prepare for your question to get deleted.

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Should parents spank their kids for wrong doing or find an alternative method{like restriction or time out} what would produce better results?kids nowadays seem less scared of consequences to lying or their actions My mom must've spanked me a million times as a kid. Frankly, I think that worked, because I stopped stealing (for the most part), stopped lying (for the most part), and followed orders to the word (again, for the most part). I dunno, I think it really depends on the character of the spanker and the spankee, as such in the manner in which both of them react to it. However, I do not take religion...

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Anyone rock the casbah lately? We tried to, but we didn't have the right song. :(

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Does this video shock you? Not really. I man, what can you do?

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Why do people marry? Because they've decided they want to die insane.

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christmas makes me feel............................. Rushed. I hate having to buy gifts for everyone, because they don't especially like telling me what they want.

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Is there a grain of greed left in you? How does it show? Yeah, I want it all: Food, money, minions, universal power. I'm the sort of person who knows money can buy anything.

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Do you eat meat other than turkey at Thanksgiving? Yeah, my family typically does a turkey and a ham, but nothing else in the way of meat. Mmm...

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Why did you wake me up? Because I have nothing better to do.

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How will you die? in what Way.

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PS3 Online Gaming Help I've had this problem before. Although you should probably check with SONY first, these are probably reasons why you can't go online: Unstable internet connection: If you can't get a connection that can hold for at least 20 seconds, you probably won't be able to go online. Account registration error: SONY or one of the companies that runs the online game server is having difficulties. Corrupt...

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Are there any songs that make you sad even though they're not mean to be sad? What are they? I'm just sad that this is a side-product of what humanity has produced.

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Should 11 year olds wear makeup? Just tell them that if they start that young, their skin will be hanging off of their face like a rag by the time they're 25. But don't stop them; let them screw up their face(s) if they want to.

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Movie Survey:(12 Questions)? The Godfather (Much classier than Scarface) The Toy (Because it makes slavery REALLY funny :-D) The Terminator (Because... well, come ON.) Police Academy (It's just funny.) The Jerk (Two words: Cat Juggling) Blood Diamond (Nicolas Cage just has trouble convincing me anything is serious.) Mrs. Doubtfire (Robin Williams is a more convincing woman.) Panic Room (LOL) No Country for Old Men (Real,...

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What would be your area of expertise if you were called upon to provide counsel? Creeping (Like, the creepy kind: Touching people in "inappropriate places", annoying to the point of insanity, eating ridiculous amounts of anything; it doesn't have to be food, making people feel uncomfortable, killing people.)

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What is the most important thing to bring if there was a zombie outbreak??? lol How about water?

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Why do people kill others? People kill each other because that do are selfish, ignorant little bastards who cannot comprehend the awesome matrix that is reality in front of their very eyes, and dominate their own lives with pathetic, material wants and needs, of which will not be met because of their desires to desperately, meaninglessly search for love, attention, and comfort, luckily to the ones who hate mankind and...

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What serious crimes would you like to commit? Blow up feuding countries, enslave a good chunk of the human population, and ultimately rule as self-appointed king of all mankind.

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Is the Internet the Wild West? You aren't from around here, are you?

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Will you teach me how to fight? Physical fighting? Verbal fighting? Be more specific here, man.

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why the fcuk is it so fcuking hard to find honest and caring people who is willing to go the extra mile for me,like i will for them?!!!! The word "fcuk" is getting a red underline on my computer. Are you sure that "fcuk" is a word?

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What is it gonna take to put you in your place ? Krazy Glue

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Why would someone call me a "troll"? Whats a troll? In internet slang, a "Troll" is someone of an internet community who has been labeled intolerant of others' views, talks about off-topic subjects, and is, in any sense, disrespected there. Read this, it should help. Just make sure you aren't offended easily. http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Troll Safe for work Wikipedia version: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_(Internet)

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CHIP'S,POP,PIZZA,BURGER'S,BLOOD,HOTDOGS,STAKE,RIBS,TACO'S,BURITO'S,SANDWICHES,WHICH TWO,DO NOT BELONG?! "BURGER'S" and "HOTDOGS", because they are the only ones with "G"s.

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Take a look at this picture, 'Not too bright' or 'simply insane'? Neither. Suicide attempt.

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favorite decade? 50's, 60's, 70's, 80's, 90's, 2000-2010? 50s I wasn't born yet. :-D

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One question to Barak Obama if he is going to answer? Who is Barak Obama?

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Why did you flag my questions and answers? I didn't.

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There's two things I hate - racism and... Hypocritical racists

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Are you deep frying or baking your turkey this year?

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Do you know a person who seems to be a child in an adult body? Sorry, this one was a double post due to a computer malfunction, so I just replace my answer with this "Sorry" message.

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Do you know a person who seems to be a child in an adult body? Yes: Unfortunately I've been called that person on many an occasion.

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Should flavoured cigarettes be banned? No

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Is wasting time a sin? If that were true, I wouldn't be here then, would I? Hail Satan.

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Everyone agrees child abuse is BAD! But if that's the case then why do many adults who were ABUSED as kids seem to turn out fine? If I beat you every day when I come home from work, for the next 10 years, how would you feel?

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If you knew how to avoid tax would you do it? (avoiding tax is legal in UK) Tax dollars go to many social services, like new roads, the police, the fire dept., and others, though I know some of it also goes to my congressman's Ferrari.

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Do the Jews regret that they killed Jesus? Do white people regret that they pushed Africans, Native Americans, and Asians out of their homelands?

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Is a cucumber a fruit or a vegetable? It is a fruit because the definition of "fruit" states: 1) It has seed(s). 2) It can produce a flower. Cucumbers meet both of these criteria.

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Is it wrong to question God? It is never wrong to question a theory.

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is sound the opposite force of gravity? Scientifically, no. Gravity is a power that pulls together objects based on size and density: If something is bigger and denser, it will have a stronger gravitational pull. The opposite of this would be push rather than pull. The only moderate example I've been able to find of this is the property of less dense matter to rest on top of matter with a higher density. Sound is simply a powerful...

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Is there something called 'moderate Islam'? Yes, but it is very rare, like a moderate Christian.

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How do you get rid of a horrible little brother who lies And don't be afraid to cuss at him to throw in a little scare factor.

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What should i do for my 12th birthday? Stop using this site for a year. There are age restrictions.

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Do you consider homosexuality to be a sin/ wrongdoing? A "Sin" is given definition by the user of the word. In this case, I say, no. If there is a God, and he is omnipotent, and created all life, including homosexuals, then I figure God must be a little homosexual himself.

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If you were a type of food, what would you be? A hot dog, corncob, cucumber, carrot, baguette, a footlong SUBWAY sandwich... you get the picture.

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Birds falling from the sky. What is the reason? The birds either have a rapidly spreading disease or virus, they all had a simultaneous heart attack, kidney failure, etc, or you're in a hunting zone.

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how many mormons does it take to be gay? Only one, fella.

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im scared to death of going on a cruise Glad to help.

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What does it mean when someone is liberal or conservative? Liberals are concerned with saving money, and Conservatives are concerned with spending it. (IRONIC, ISN'T IT?)

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My friend (who is bi) asked me out. What do I do? If you're not sure, go on a date, and see how it feels.

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Was Hitler real? What is the first and/or last name of this "Hitler" you speak of?

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can a wii play dvds Kudos to findinganswers for his/her answer. An SD card is required for playing movies, because the Wii's software isn't quite manufactured for taking DVDs. What I do is copy full-length movies from DVD to SD on my computer, then plug the SD card into the Wii and you can view the videos on the photo channel. I'm not sure if the sound works properly yet. And yes, Netflix is a free downloadable...

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xbox 360 kinect v.s ps3 move v.s wii motion plus,which one? Wii was the first to have motion-control AND improve on it before any of the other systems even released their motion-control systems at E3. Also, most of the games that use Wii MotionPlus don't suck (Red Steel 2, Hell yeah!).

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What's your favorite pokemon? Feraligatr, just because it was possible to teach it all of the moves necessary for getting around the environment (surf, strength, etc).

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Is there a good in every bad that happens? One man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter.

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Any way to make time go faster? I'm trying to get to March. If you can go faster than the speed of light, traveling around the world in it's current direction of rotation at that speed will place you in the future. Just remember to bring a barf bag; the experience is quite nauseating.

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Here's a fun one..have you ever played the torture game? See who can come up with the worst torture? It is simply a mind game but crazy! Oooo, I like this game. Okay, MY turn: Pull out each of his individual finger and toe nails one at a time, then staple his bleeding toes to a wall (Only his toes, so he has to hang there). Now, take a file, and slowly wear down his dick, and constantly show him porn so that he stays hard and it's easier to file down. Feed him a barbed-wire mouth gag, then slit open his nutsack with a scalpel,...

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Do you worship Jecssus? Sorry, man, I am, and will always be, a Satanist.

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So, what would you like Santa bring you for Christmas? A warning not to send any more Christmas lists in October.

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Do you really have to pee in a girl's mouth to make babies? Well, at least in her other "mouth".

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Your Opinion of Religous Preaching

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Since the majority of us are going to hell, can we gather an army to take down heaven? As Commanding General on the matter, I would like to remark that your enthusiasm is sure to earn you an officer's rank during the war. However, it is bad to talk about this attack while others can watch. Careful...

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Who do you hate most in life? Mankind Hail Satan!

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If killing someone was as simple as saying their name, would there be more murder in the world, or would it be about the same? People would be dying left and right, someone would catch on.

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Do you agree with euthanasia for the terminally ill? Why? ...Fiercely gripping the spear, the God moved between the two fighters, slowly separating their distance til they could not see the other. No blood would be shed that day, and each would continue down their respective journeys, choosing their own fates, and deciding their destinies, independently...

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Is man a potential God Potentially, man is a god... like Hades/Pluto, Loki, Set, Satan, others...

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what must a human do before death??? Be born and defined as a "human".

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God is ___________________? God is an equal opportunity ass-kicker, a starter of wars, and a formidable opponent.

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Can you really love your enemies? Yes. I mean, if you didn't have them, who would be your enemies?

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20 minute delay for questions to show up? The site takes that long to upload questions. It depends on your internet connection.

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Are monopolies necessarily bad? Please define "bad".

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What is the saddest memory you can remember? The beginning of life itself (ie: The End)

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What do you do when you got a stupied ass mom who thinks she knows everything? Although I think I can understand how you feel, I think you should take your mother's advice. No, don't punch the screen. She has experience of raising her child to 14 years of age. However, I believe if you are living under her roof she can do whatever she wants with the baby. Just take her advice, don't make things more complicated.

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Are we responsible for the sins commited by Adam and his wife Eva? I regret to inform you that Earth's impending apocalypse is a result of each and every Earthling's decision and act. Adam and Eva are not responsible for the modern-day sins that are committed. They paid for their sins, and now Earth-being will soon pay for theirs.

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Religion and peace in one sentence. Should that be forbidden? For years, Christians, Jews, Muslims, Hindus, Atheists, and others have killed relentlessly throughout timelines forgotten. However, Satanists have killed the fewest compared to the above religions. So who would you prefer? - A god who demands you follow his rules, conquering and killing millions of innocent people around the globe, with a small chance of going to the "good" place? - A rebel...

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Is there a god or everyhere is the God? Yes, I am God.

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Do you ever get the feeling that Sarah Palin is an undercover liberal who is just trying to destroy the GOP through stupidity? Why do you say she is a liberal?

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When the WW3 will start and who will start it? I've got a feeling it's going to involve the USA, Russia, and every Middle Eastern country on the map, within the next 20 years.

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Why...Is it racist? Is it right?.... Your thoughts Yes, it is racism. People can't be hypocritical and expect no consequences. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdT5JTeyn8U

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What is your least favorite holiday??? Why? Christmas People keep saying that Jesus was born in a tool shed on Dec. 25, and that is just wrong. Palestinian winters are too cold to be wandering around a desert, looking for a place to have a child. Also, I don't see why people keep saying "Merry Christmas" to every person who walks by. I mean, what if they're Jewish, or Muslim, or something else? As a Satanist, I think it's very offensive...

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Hey Americans, how does it feel to know... Uh-oh. I just looked at my alerts. It says I have 28, and I have the peculiar feeling that they are all radiating from this question.

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Do you realize that today, Marilyn Monroe would be considered a fat cow? Unfortunately

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Did you have a fight with yourself? Yeah, and I won.

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If you were to die tomorrow, what would you do today? Break every law written.

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Is it your civic duty to vote every time there is an election of some sort, and does it matter whether you do or do not? No. Voting is a right, not a responsibility. Sure, voting sounds great. You think, "Every Vote Counts", when really it all comes down to a group of corrupt politicians who are willing to make your vote "Disappear". Then when you don't vote, you can at least say: "At least I didn't vote for that guy."

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Do you own the new Wii Party game for Nintendo Wii? It may be that I don't especially like "party" games, but I'm more interested in games like this (For Wii, YAY!):

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what is your fav fighting game? This has to be the hardest question to answer, EVER. Every fighting game has it's own ups and downs, but for my complete favorites: 1: Super Smash Bros. Brawl (For it's character variety, soundtracks, and level builder, which wasn't the best, but hey, it's something.) 2: Soul Calibur 2 (For it's graphics and smoothness in voice acting.) 3: Mortal Kombat (FATALITY)

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How would you handle this situation? Friends don't get mad when a friend doesn't provide money. Friends get mad when you can't come out to play, or refuse to do something fun with them or betray their absolute trust. Your "friend" isn't your friend. She is a businesswoman who relies on you to make a cheap buck. When you don't deliver, she gets mad. That doesn't sound very friendly.

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Spiritually: What had Jesus Christ done to be crucified ? Basically, it is said that he went around teaching Judaism to people. The Romans didn't like it, but he ultimately called himself the son of God. This got the Jews all pissed, who couldn't believe that a guy like this could be their leader. They appealed to the Romans, who at first turned them down, but after a while, they gave in and, in turn, crucified Jesus.

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SHIT! I GOT BANNED ON MY OTHER ACCOUNTS FOR COPYING PEOPLES SHIT FROM OFF THE INTERNET TO SEE IF THEY CAN SING GOOD! I CAN'T SING FOR SHIT! RAEG!

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complying with the courts what will his sentence

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Is my voice good in chipmunk version. AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

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Is there any reason that would cause you to commit murder? Self defense, defense of the innocent, annoyance... The works.

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what element type are you? Oxygen, carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, calcium, phosphorus, potassium, sulfur, sodium, magnesium,copper, zinc, selenium, molybdenum, fluorine, chlorine, iodine, manganese, cobalt, iron, lithium, strontium, aluminum, silicon, lead, vanadium, arsenic, and bromine ... How about, just water?

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I am planning to prank my roommate and I need your opinion: Do you think you could sniff/see the difference between milk and semen? It depends mostly on the content of the semen. Most of semen is water, so if you want to get a good blend going with the milk, drink LOTS of water. A guy killed his girlfriend with something like this, except he used Gatorade and Anti-Freeze (They used to taste the same, but this incident caused for laws to be made requiring additives to be mixed with the Anti-Freeze to make it taste bitter)....

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What's the difference between a duck? Purple

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Is it disrespectful when someone compliments my girl in front of me? You should consider yourself lucky that that you got to her first.

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I need Youtube Videos. I want the best out there and i need a lot! Step 1: Go to Youtube. Step 2: Type in something random into the search box, like Westboro Baptist", but make sure you at least spell out the words. Step 3: Pick a random video from the list if you got a result. If you didn't, try again. Step 4: Watch it. If you want something better, look at the suggested videos column on your right. Step 5: Rinse Step 6: Repeat PS: Avoid music videos, movie...

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Is india suffering becuase they just fuck the women and produce babies and they are unable to feed them? That and a caste system

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What do you find most embarrasing about the state you live in? California has a BIG gang problem, gas prices are really high, and the schools are run like prisons.

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Why do you hate Justin Bieber? 1: I'm tired of seeing his ads everywhere I go. 2: His voice gives me a headache. 3: A lot of his work isn't original. 4: He has more money than me. 5: He complains too much. ;-)

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What is so great about fishing and hunting? Eating what you kill. Wild Boar: mmmm...

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Where will u go when u die? It's supposed to be really good there when you're dead. Beat the crap out of people all day, then during the night, people put themselves back together and go into a huge building to eat a feast served up by sexy immortal women. All to be repeated the next day.

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What did you buy for lunch? Absolutely nothing. I don't eat lunch.

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How come White gets to go first in Chess? THATS RACIST!! Well, in "Clue", the murderer is always Mrs. White, so I'd say that breaks even.

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Unruly kids seem to be on the rise. How do you cope with those screaming destructive little monsters on the prowl?

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What is a good, free, internet security service? Attention people: I have downloaded all of the software you have suggested and it is working GREAT! Thank you!

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Why are some people never happy until I cry? Because people are insensitive bastards.

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Are Mexicans trying to destroy America with delicious tacos? MMMmmm... Tacos... Obesity is killing people, and I'm laughing.

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HOW MANY KEYS DOES IT TAKE TO UNLOCK THE DOOR AT 10 DOWNING STREET HOW MUCH WOOD WOULD A WOODCHUCK CHUCK IF A WOODCHUCK COULD CHUCK WOOD?

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Which celebrity are you sick of seeing in the papers? All of them.

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Are you political, why / why not? No. If you don't like who is in office, wait awhile and you'll get someone you like even less.

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What makes you feel like you aren't being taken seriously? People

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Isn't the word "human" racist? Please elaborate.

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What do you really think of Oprah Winfrey? Why are her opinions more important than mine? Oh, wait, I forgot. SHE'S FAMOUS.

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Do you have a problem with stoners? Please explain. Well, I'll admit I have a problem with people who throw stones at others, but I'm getting over it.

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How should a father spank his 15 y.o. son? He shouldn't.

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Do you get offended easy? No. Now here, let me test you. http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Offended

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Is iced tea better sweetened or strong brewed? Both, for hardcore iced tea drinkers such as myself.

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What do you think of the stoning of the Iranian woman accused of having several affairs? People do it all the time in this country, and death rarely results (if at all). Either way, I don't give a ****.

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What do you think is the most overrated website? Facebook Everyone I know has a Facebook page, every fast food joint I know has one, and every celebrity I know has one. I don't have one. After watching my mother do this stuff for an hour straight, I still couldn't see the point. How do you level up your character? When do you get more customization? Do you HAVE to make a freakin' farm? What is so good about FACEBOOK?!

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What's inside your bag that can be used as weapon for self-defense ? Two (count 'em, TWO) testicles.

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My dad took my xbox 360 away from me 6 months ago and wont give it back to me. how do i get it back! He says he never will. i need it so bad http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Brandon_Crisp

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How can anyone think violence is the solution to anything? It's a solution to world peace.

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do you fear God and why? Nope. I'm not afraid of ideas, real or otherwise.

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Which country in the world child molesting takes place ? Put on a blindfold and throw darts at a world map. Chances are you'll be right.

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Who is the most stupid person looks like a fool in the world in 9/11/2010? DERP

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why don't Americans kill themselves? they can't even spell. They can't capitalize the first letter of the first word in a sentence, either.

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Are you scared of Servant Satan? No actually, he's a really chill guy. I just watched the game over at his house yesterday.

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I report the annoying clothing spams/ads on here, does anyone else do that? Why won't AB cancel their accounts? I RickRoll them. They're too much fun.

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if all souls went to hades before jesus opened the gates to heaven, was hades what catholics call purgatory? Heaven: A place where people go if they have not sinned or have paid for their sins. Purgatory: Basically Limbo, where a soul is not yet in Heaven or Hell. Hades: The Ancient Greek underworld. There are actually three realms of Hades, each set aside for different purposes. A) Erebus. Basically, all normal dead people go here. It was tough to leave once you were inside. There was also Asphodel...

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Excuse me, WTF are you doing? Watching this shit

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Do you think there should be public prayer in schools? Religious freedom is a given in American society. If a person's routine demands he pray at a certain time, let him as long as it doesn't interfere with anyone else's routine.

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Anybody in the mood for a deep fried avocado? How come you didn't pick one up at your local fair? Frankly, I didn't know such a thing existed. Sounds tasty.

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Who else is a proud teen that doesnt have a fb/myspace? Hi! I got rid of my Myspace a month ago and I don't see what's the big deal with not having a Facebook.

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who do u think would win in a fight a siberian tiger or a kodiak pear? My bets are on the pear.

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Why did my Answerbag account just go into the PENALTY BOX??? It isn't. Get used to it. The AB staff troll people all the time.

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Why is each dollar worth less whenever they print more of it? No. If everyone had $100 billion dollars, it wouldn't be what $100 billion dollars is worth today. Sure, the gov. keeps printing out money (or electronically "creating" more), but let's not forget the fact that that money isn't going to you. It's going to the guy who already has a ton of it but just wants a little more. Basically, the value of money goes down when the government prints more...

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someone told me that god does not exist and that the universe was created by itlself... should I believe him ? Does he have evidence? Believe what you want to believe.

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IF YOU ACCEPT THE PREMISE THAT A PARENT WOULD NEVER EXECUTE HIS CHILD, NO MATTER THE CRIME? I am.

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Why can't you wear white after Labor Day? I wore white today. I COULD. I DID.

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do you love when songs are chipmunkified? (made really high pitched?) i think it's adorable ☺

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I you died while fighting in a warzone, would you want a video game or movie made about your adventure? Sorry, meant to say "if".

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I don't understand. How come you get internet for the Wii for free, but not for the Xbox? Xbox makes you pay because of exclusive titles which usually get good reviews and a generally more diverse selection of bonus features and expansions for these games off of the internet. Wii doesn't makes you pay because they are THE richest gaming company out there. All they have to do to get money is offer a new game (because LOTS of people will buy it), so they can offer internet for free...

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Are you bothered by unnecessarily verbose sesquipedalian loquaciousness? Not necessarily, but sometimes I feel as though certain characters' capricious outbursts are notifications that these people demand an intelligent audience (and accolades for their efforts).

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What is a really weird question I can ask to the girl sitting next to me? "How much?"

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If you buy a candy bar from a vending machine and it gves you two is it stealing if you keep both? Is it stealing from you if the candy bar gets stuck in the machine and you can't get it?

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If God hates fags why are we so cute? Here's an even better question: If God hates fags, why did he put them here in the first place?

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Was the US Declaration of Independence the greatest "FU" moment in history? Magna Carta can compete with it.

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How do you make a banana split? Cut it in half with a knife.

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Would you laugh if you saw someone you hated being killed? Yes, because I hate the person and I tend to be insensitive.

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Are Slavs white? Do they consider them selves white? Although Slavs did end up defining themselves as an ethnicity, they originally were "Slaves" to Scandinavians who migrated south. The term was also used during the 1600's, to describe peasants (a lot of whom happened to be Slavic) working off a Noble's land. They had to pay taxes to farm on the Noble's land. Later, these Slavs blended with other social classes, and defined themselves as an...

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why does aluminum foil mess up your microwave?? Metal has a tendency to catch on fire in microwave ovens. Needless to say, the microwave doesn't enjoy it.

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I need a friend. Wow, are you my long lost twin?

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What do you do to motivate yourself on a bad day? Convince myself that I'm right and everyone else is wrong, then go and be a dick to the people who are pissing me off.