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Is anyone else having trouble with their answers disappearing? Yes, I had a few disappear today. I know one was probably deleted because the resident harpy recognized it's self in the descriptive I wrote in answer to a question about choosing to be nasty vs being born that way. The funny thing is, I wasn't talking about anyone in particular but the shoe fit so assumptions were made. The other two were along the same lines, so I'm sure the arrogant zero...

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If someone keeps hounding you, do you hound him/her back or ignore completely? I was hounded by this woman and I told her to her face we should stay away from each other. She said she would be willing to go along with that arrangement. But, the very same day she delibertly tried to provoke by geting directly in my face. She tried to act like the mature arbitrator afterwards, but of course most people can see through her very thin veneer. I feel our contract is no longer...

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"If you can't say something nice, say nothing". Do you follow that advice? Not always. Like you, sometimes I say some not nice things. I can't think of a single solitary soul who hasn't ever uttered a not nice word or two. The trouble with the old adage, "if you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all", is who defines what nice is? To me, it is the receiver of the comment who should define what they find nice, or polite, or appropriate.

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Has your life thus far been an 'interesting story'? ;-) Define interesting. I haven't been bored if that's what you mean. Would it make an interesting read for someone else, probably not.

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If you spend a great deal of time complaining, do you get to a point where you say to yourself "enough" and move on to something else? I don't spend a great deal of time complaining. A simple "Well, sh*t!" is about the extent of it for me, then I get over it and on with it. There are enough carping harpies on this planet.

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To what do you feel entitled? To what do you have an absolute right that no one should ever challenge? The right to life.

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Do you think people choose to be kind or mean, nice or nasty, or are they just born that way? I think they choose it. There is a woman on this site, she can be very nice when she wants to. But, you cross her or should I say, when she gets cross, look out. She can go from kind to incredibly nasty in the blink of an eye. Of course I don't really know how she was raised. Maybe her parents taught her to be a vicious little Mary sunshine. Use her sweetheart disguise to lure people in close...

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How much Silly String is in one can? LOL. Ask any child and they'll tell you there's not enough. Professionally researched by many moms. :o)

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Has this site become less personal? Yes, I have been watching the new arrivals page for over 40 minutes and it's filled with staff questions. What is the average cost of a divorce in Minnesota? If I lived in Minnesota or was contemplating a divorce I'd probably get this information from an attorney.

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Do you encourage your children to say what they think? I encouraged my children to think before they speak. I guess some parents skipped that lesson. :o(

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Do you think that those who are related to famous people should keep quiet or do you think they have a right to say what they think? I bet the famous people related to big mouth morons wish they would keep quiet or at the very least use some tact.

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Have you given up yet? No not yet.

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Have you learned anything about your capacity to accept and adapt to change from the AB format change? Nothing new. I can roll with whichever punches come my way. I'm very flexible.

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Do you REALLY think you're welcome at fluther? Do you bother to notice how few people are actually welcoming you? By the way, you have now been here long enough that we consider you an official Answerbagger. Welcome to your new home.

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Do you REALLY think you're welcome at fluther? Do you bother to notice how few people are actually welcoming you? You are recruiting more answerbaggers than you are running off. I am going to go post haste and open an account at fulther just to piss you off. I am going to discuss Answerbag ad nauseum ,knowing that is makes you so snot slinging mad you shit your pants. You are your own worst nightmare. I love people like you, they give people like me something to do when we are bored. Look for me on your...

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Not really feeling the new Answer Bag. See you all later. Will you have a nice life? =) I can't say I blame you. Between the awkward layout of this new improved design and the mood of the site, it has become a bit of a chore. I am seriously considering joining the outcasts. Just the scorned lover type response to the people who have left is enough to make one jump ship. The "you'll see. they'll come back with their tails between their legs and try to make up with us" attitude is...

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Can someone please send me a message to my inbox so that I feel important and valued? Certainly, we wouldn't want you to feel unimportant or invalid.

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Does anyone else feel sympathy for the CL's who have to try & defend the new AB site? I feel sympathy for the Cls, the staff and for the users who are upset with the changes. There is enough sympathy to go around.

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Is there any way we can petition for a change of layout here in AB? Save your breath they aren't listening. :o(

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Has anyone seen Keithold? I saw him on Fluther yesterday.

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AB is claiming that this new answerbag is easier to navigate?! I beg to differ!!!!!!!!!!!!! You're preaching to the choir. The least staff could do is give us a short daily update. I'm starting to get a back ache from being bent over for so long. Get er done already!!!

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What do Turkey and the United States have in common? Both are fowl.

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Too slow. Too confusing. Will you miss me if I "bag" out of here? It is really bad. I thought it would start to get better soon but it's getting worse. :o(

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How do you decide when it is time to put someone in their place? How far will let them push before you put them in their place ? What advice can you give other people and nations ? Do you have a set of rules or guide ? What is it? I wait until they think they have me on the run. I'm a very easy going girl and I don't mind someone giving me their opinion of me or how I live my life. I'll let them speak their piece, I'll even let them invade my personal space to a degree. I'll retreat exactly twice, if they don't take the hint I'll come out swinging. One thing I am ABSOLUTELY certain of in this life is NOBODIES place is in...

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Dear fellow ABers! As AB has completely changed, how do you feel about it? Are you satisfied with its new outlook? Comparatively speaking, they took a diamond in the rough and polished it into a real lump of coal. They created more problems for the site. I don't suppose there is a Hippocratic oath for programmers? First do no harm? That reminds me of a joke: Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: The good news is that the tests you took showed...

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Does God do anything more than fill the Christian's need for an imaginary father figure? He provides them with hope and a community to belong to and that my friend is no small thing.

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How do you feel about an expert in writing posing as an expert in mental health That right there is the first good question I have seen on this site in two days. I would really like to see their credentials. Professionally researched? This new staff has a lot of cheek.

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Do you think some atheists are entirely too sceptical about some things..? You might be right. I'm skeptical there is a God. I'm skeptical there is an Easter bunny. I'm skeptical there were ever any unicorns or dragons. I'm skeptical there will ever be world peace. By God you're right, we are.

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When I have a boner and really need sex, is there some kind of abstinence hot line or support group? Talk to the hand. lol

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Why has AB been changed. Is this the work of big daddy and his friends Apparently not Big Daddy posted in the blog that this was not his big idea.

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Who do you respect? I give it to everyone those who don't wipe their butt on it get to keep it.

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Has fluther become a formidable opponent to answerbag? Lookin like.

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I just divorced Satan's son and I am now with Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees. Should I marry them? Polygamy is against the law. Sorry

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Is anyone else finding the process of posting a question extremely tedious? Very much. I wrote four or five this morning and I finally abandoned them because they had to be whittled down to the point of pointlessness.

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How can I delete my profile on answerbag? That's too bad, it's sad. What's even sadder are the snotty Buh byes other feel are necessary to post under this kind of question. It just goes to show you what kind of people those who do it really are. Spitefully passive aggressive and selfish. I for one am sorry to see you go, as I'm sorry to see all the others go. You will be missed.

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When is enough...Enough? When I have to undo the button on my pants. Step away from the buffet.

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why are people so scared of change? I don't think people are all that afraid of change I think they are rattled by sudden drastic changes. Takes awhile to get used to the ground falling out from under your feet. The feeling of free falling is a little alarming.

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whats one famous person you wouldnt want to meet? He, of the because he said so fame. Who the duck does he think he is anyway.

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First of all,_______________(can you fill in the blank?) You can't have any pudding if you don't eat your meat.

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What would you do if your s/o feels so neglected by you that she seeks out other people for advice? I'd work on my listening skills.

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Do you like old answerbag design or this current one .. ? I liked the older one better, but it doesn't really matter to me one way or tuther.

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Seriously, if you really wanted to stop using Answerbag, would you bother posting your protest in the form of a question? I don't think they WANT to stop using Answerbag. They seem to want to have a say in how the site they have come to love and helped grow is being changed. I think protesting in the form of a question is the only means available to them. We could all get on a bus and go to Demand headquarters and chain ourselves to the doors but I don't think it's very practical. It's too damned cold outside,...

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I just want to say one thing,____________________(can you fill in the blank?) parallelogram

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When two answers have the same number of points, how is it decided which one is closer to top ranked out of all the answers? I don't think it's going to be an issue anymore.

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Have you noticed how many answers are posted as Share Your Answer? Yes.

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who hates new answerbag? If they hated it they wouldn't be so upset. I don't care one way or the other about the design. I can work with this layout just as well as I could the old one but the old one had a more welcoming feel about it. This new layout is cold and institutionalized. I found the "old school house" more appealing than the new "techno themmed institution".

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Is using a hooker anymore immoral than having a one night stand with a club slut? Did you pay for the sluts drinks? If you didn't using a hooker is more moral than using the slut and letting her pay for her own drinks.

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Is it really true that AB is also thinking about getting a new Floor Mat? No but the users are getting a complimentary lube job. Be the first to get one, they are giving them away in the blog.

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I've noticed in the last few minutes that I'm unable to post an answer to questions that disparage the new AB. Have you noticed this too? I tired to post one regarding the general air of US vs THEM permeating the site and it to was dropped. Oooooo scary, big brother is watching us. hahahaha

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A Christian and an atheist -and one bolt of lightning.. who would be struck? The one that is frantically waving their hands around and going all ape sh*t. Could be the zelot Atheist and it could be the zealot Christian.

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Is it just me or do you think 'ClothesHangerBag' when you look at our new logo? I think box, it looks like a box to me.

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Can you not post pictures now on AB. Did they just remove all of the old ones in posts? What do you look like question is pretty funny now I saw that. I think the question should be removed now because all the answers are gone.

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ABer's are you giving any "thumbs up" or are you ignoring that option? I'm using it. I am still rewarding those I find interesting.

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ok ,,, lets show them ! who wants to leave AB if the new format stays ? A lot of people do. The ones I have talked to are more upset with the rudeness and the dismissals from the staff than they are with the new layout. They thought they were of value to this site, like this site was of value to them.

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Who out there is very confused and unhappy with the new Answerbag? What's going on?!!!! I'm not confused by it but I don't think the changes were for the better. It's a cookie cutter website now. It lost all the uniqueness it had going for it before.

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Getting used to a website doesn't make it a good website. Agree? Yeah I'm talking about this horror show called the new AB. That's true, it's like Stockholm syndrome. It's surprising what people can get used to.

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Do you think it was a mistake to abandon the distinctive style of AB in favor of this one? It did have a very distinctive style, now it looks like all the others. It looks exactly like all the others.

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Why are so many people coming on here to advertise for Flutter.com ? Are they getting compensated ? We are gathering up our friends before we abandon this sinking ship. It's a very nice site you should give it a try. Never have I been to a more welcoming forum. They aren't all territorial like a few of the less cordial members of Answerbag I have run into. Some of the old users here are like aggressive dogs. The hair on their backs goes up and they piss on everything marking their territory...

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Isn't it hilarious how some people are completely incapable of adapting to a new interface and can't find obvious options on the page? I think some of the people are upset with this sort of attitude. I can figure out the new format, but I can't figure out why those who can't are being treated so poorly. Take it or leave it isn't exactly a balm I'd use on a burn. By the way, this question blows.

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Is any one pissed off with this new fucking AB bullsit? It was poorly done. The users are what make this site a success and the "our way or the highway" attitude is poor customer service. We may not pay to use this site, but we most certainly generate income for it.

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i just joined flurther, i see several ab'ers there now, is anyone else considering this, since the remodel is so horrible ? Yes I'm going to look into it. It's not really the changes to the site that irk me it's Lex's go fuck yourselves attitude. See ya later Lex.

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Does anyone want to see a picture of my testicles? Can you still post pictures here? Damn and drat I really wanted you to show me your nuts.

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Are you who you project yourself to be? Yes, I yams, what I yams. Some good, some bad.

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Can the "Theory of Evolution" be proven scientifically? Meaning can I use the Scientific Method to prove its validity? Or is there another way? Yes, this was all the proof I needed.

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Do you think our Beliefs Create our Reality? That's how it works for some people. They can only look at life through the lenses of their own personal beliefs. It sure does limit your world when you live like that. It's a small world for those of limited vision.

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Didn't the Power of Love Create the Universe? It created Hallmark greeting cards.

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Do you cry in front of people? Sometimes.

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How do you recognize people with a positive attitude? They are relaxed and practical. They rarely tell you how "positive" they are. People who are pretending to be positive can't seem to resist the chance to tell you how positive they are or how much they dislike negative things.

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When my Fiance and I argue she brings up past arguements that we have (or I thought) we resolved, from all the way to the beginning of our relationship. Why does she keep brining these things up and why does she expect me to keep apologizing for them? Either she doesn't feel they were resolved the way you do or the current situation is closely related to past situations, those that you said you would never do again. Or, she is keeping score and reminding you of all the ways you have let her down. Or, it's the scatterf*** technique of arguing. Whatever reason she has for doing it, it's going to ruin the relationship.

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Unlikely lines to find in the Bible? "Y'all figure it out. I'm just making this shite up as I go along."

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My husband left me for another woman and then left her for her neighbor. He says he loves me and will come home but never does. The new woman has been sexual with almost all of his friends. Do you think he will stay with her and is it possible he is happy Frankly, I wouldn't give a rats a** what he said or did.

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Have you ever called someone out (on their BS)? Yes I have. I usually don't bother with it, but every now and then I run across someone who actually thinks no one can see through their disguise. They are so supremely arrogant that I just can't resist letting them know their a**es are showing. I know it's not exactly a nice thing to do, but there you have it. I can be a bit sh*tty sometimes.

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Do you feel that the person you marry should be your best friend? Yes!

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I have tried so much to look cool. and to be famous among my colleagues and humourous towards feeling. is there any problem with that why am i so inferior to all these things. what should i do now. Stop it. Be yourself.

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How do you get over and move on from someone you love deeply but who has hurt you unimaginably? You just do. You refuse to be broken.

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What makes a person "real" to you? If they practice what they preach.

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Are you easy amused? Yes, I am. Gets me in trouble sometimes, but it's worth it!

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Do you think Glenn Beck's survivalist rants urging his listeners to stock up on "Guns, God, and Gold", may have something to do with the fact that he is an undisclosed paid spokesman for a major gold-trading firm? Yes, but I think it has more to do with the voices he hears in his head. I think Beck fell off the wagon and rolled under the wheels. Sneak drinker.

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When you were a kid did you ever mess up the living room and displace all the furniture and pour ketchup on your forehead and pull the coffee table over yourself and wait for your parents to come home? No, did you? Gene, I bet you were the sweetest little boy. :0)

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Is healthcare a right or a privelege? Basic human right.

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Do you own a leather jacket or coat? Three.

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If you go over the rainbow bridge where will you be? Arizona or Utah I think.

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I am a sinful human being in need of the forgiveness of God through Christ Jesus. Can you admit the same? I am a sinful human being who isn't in need of forgiveness from God or Jesus Christ. I need forgiveness from those I have wronged, and it's to those people I make amends and beg forgiveness.

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Why do atheists debate theists? Boredom. If it weren't for sites like this, most of us atheist would be running for cover when we saw you good theist headed our way carrying your bibles in one hand and your sanctimony in the other. I pretend I'm deaf when they approach me in the street.

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Atheists-you have a chance yet, would you take it? Blessed are they who did not see, and yet believed.?(John 20:29) God love you, you are one foot soldier for God that truly deserves a vacation. Rest Christian solider

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OK theists, why earth? Why didn't the omnipotent "god" put us on a MUCH BIGGER planet since this one is obviously much to small? We barely have room for storage..Yet another divine screw up. I know! I know! Because he can! HA! Why can a man never starve in the Great Desert? Because he can eat the sand which is there. But what brought the sandwiches there? Why, Noah sent Ham and his descendants mustered and bred.

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Atheists: What's your reason not to believe in God? The whole God created man thing doesn't make sense to me. It makes more sense man created God. Sounds like something a group of drunken, peyote smoking jagoffs came up with one night around a camp fire. Holy ghost stories.

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Who on AB is probably hiding a dead body in their closet? You would be my first pick, Sharona would be my second. Girls gone wild has nothing on you two. LOL

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When did you last have an argument with someone and if your honest, was it your fault? The last one was about two weeks ago and it wasn't my fault. The last one I had that was my fault was about three months ago. Both were stupid arguments.

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What are you *not* going to do before you die? Brad Pitt and I'm just bummed over it.

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If life gives you lemons, lemons give you what? Lemon meringue pie.

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What is the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning, the first thing i do every morning is reach for my glasses so i can make my way to the bathroom without walking into anyting. Make coffee.

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Whats the last object that you handled that was made from brass? Candlesticks. I was putting out Christmas candles.

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Does anyone know how Major Tom's flight is going? He's floating in a most peculiar way.

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How much importance do you place on body language? A lot. All the things left unsaid are there.

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I just answered a question on page 8725 of the unanswered questions. It was dated 2007. I feel like I resurrected the dead. Have you answered an oldie lately? I answer one or two everyday. There are some really good questions and answers that haven't seen the light of day for quite some time.

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What is your favorite video game when you were a kid Pong.

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Best Clint Eastwood line is? "Do you feel lucky? Punk" "Man has to know his limitations" "Go ahead, make my day" "Dying is a hell of a way to make a living" "_______________" “I tried being reasonable, I didn't like it.”

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Judged on their musical ability. Who did you prefer. Michael Jackson or Prince? Michael Jackson.

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You tell someone you want to achieve some goal and before you know it, they have managed to set the wheels in motion and it's happening. I think that's a very special type of person. Do you have someone in your life who can do stuff like that? I have two people in my life that are very much like that.

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If it doesn't kill you, does it make you stronger? Some it makes stronger, some it makes weaker. Some spend the rest of their lives the walking wounded.

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Jon of Jon and Kate has been named Most Provacative Celebrity by Showbiz Tonight. What would have been your choice? (I know I did not say "who") since these people are "whats". Most annoying attention seekers. Love the the category choice!

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Name a part of the world that is free of racial prejudice. Eight of the 13 Galapagos.

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What are you "known for" by people that are close to you? Easy laugh and a good meal.

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If your childhood had a taste, what would it be? Granny Smith apples.

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If there is no solution, what do you do? If you can't fix it, you gotta stand it. Brokeback Mountain wisdom.

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Do you believe in Cod? No, I'm an athefish.

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Can you name something that people "raise"? Holy h*ll.

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Why do people go outside and watch when people get arrested? Curiosity. There was a fire in my neighborhood last week, so many people drove up to watch they blocked the street. The emergency vehicles couldn't reach the fire. Curiosity, in this case, really did kill the cat, and two dogs. It almost took out the old couple that lived in the house too.

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Is your family positive or negative? We can be both.

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Would you sell your body to a stranger for an hour to feed yourself? Depends on what they are going to do to it for that hour. Sex? Sure, no rough stuff. Scientific experiments? I'll do drug studies, but I won't do any Nazi like human experimentation.

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Live by the media, die by..................? the tabloids.

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Which smell do you like best: freshly grated lemon rind or creosote? Lemon.

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Should slang be banned? (see link) No. These two arguments against banning are valid. "Language isn't just about communication, there is a strong social, political and emotional charge to it." "The very nature of English language is its flexibility."

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Are you a shining example of Senility? Hehehe Yeah.

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What have I got to lose? Your keys.

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What is the middle ground? And where can I find it? The half way point. Look for it up in the air or where all those fence sitters build their fences.

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Why do dogs look around so guiltily when they squat to have a poop? I'm thinking they might be afraid you'll see what's left of your shoes.

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If you killed someone in self-defense, would you still feel guilty? If not guilty, something very close to it. What would you call guilt mixed with relief and grateful.

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What makes the show DEXTER so great? The moral quagmire. He kills people who need killing. YAY! Wait doesn't that make him a killer, a person who needs killing?

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What would you do ladies if you were engaged & fiance your wanted you to sign a prenup,& in the prenup it states that you MUST weight 130 lbs or less and if you get pregnant you have a certain amount of time to lose the weight?What would you do?Honestly? I'd eat a couple dozen doughnuts while the movers packed my stuff up and I'd wipe frosting on his doorknob on my way out.

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Are you sick or tired today? I have a cold.

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What mistake are you not ashamed to admit that you make/made? All of them. I regret my mistakes but I am not ashamed of them.

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Any ladies would like to watch my live shower cam? Plenty, but I'm not one of them.

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What's one thing that You find hard to swallow? A watermelon.

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If Oprah offered me an all-expense paid trip for me and a guest to __________ right now, I'd go! Anywhere in the world, I'd refuse. I can't stand the woman so I wouldn't accept the gift.

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Why am you asking a question? Because you can. +

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Can you get pregnant from sucking a mans private You can only get pregnant if a man puts his Private in your Petty Orificer.

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Does polymath not ask some of the best questions on ab? Yes he does. I answer quite a few of his because they are interesting and thought provoking.

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Do you tend to stay out of AB arguments? I've been involved in a few. One or two I actually inserted myself into because I was intrigued by the guys arguing style. He uses the Arthur Schopenhauer technique verbatim and it usually works for him. I wanted him to see those methods don't work on everyone. 38 Ways To Win An Argument by Arthur Schopenhauer (A handbook of intellectual dishonesty) 1 Carry your...

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Which is the fastest growing Religion in the world today? Flying Spaghetti Monsters

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What does the word wisdom mean to you? Insights into self and others.

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When I'm reading over ABer's questions, sometimes I read just enough to know that it is a type of question I don't care for and skip to the next one. What kind of questions do you skip over? The ones I skip over most often are the attacking kind. The ones that are manufactured for the sole purpose of attacking another user. The ones that can be tracked back to an interaction between two users. If you have a problem with another user you should at the very least keep it confined to a comment thread. Those kinds of questions are written for the express purpose of garnering support...

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Have you ever been pumped for information? Many times.

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I can't stand someone with big shot or snob attitude - should I say something about it or blunt her to stop being act like this? what should I say? You can say something if you want to but, she won't hear you. She'll think you are jealous, that's what they always think. Big mouthed big shots all have little ears.

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Does it scare you to try to trust someone? No, I trust easily and I trust until I'm given a reason not to.

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Does anyone have any idea who the next republican Presidental nominee will or should be? Moongrims right it's going to be Palin that's why she is still in the headlines. That's what the book is all about, to show people she really can string a sentence together. Keep her visible and familiar. Come election time people will feel like they know her and they'll vote for the All American sweetheart, forgetting how big a douche she really is. Isn't marketing...

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What is your view on public displays of affection? I don't look long unless someones nekked then I get out my binoculars and my score cards.

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My mom said she doesn't want me to see a doctor for depression because they "always blame the mom". What the heck am I supposed to do?She's in denial! Your mom needs to put your health first. Some might consider her refusal as proof that indeed some of your depression is her fault. Either way it's a selfish reason to refuse you treatment.

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Who is the best looking female ABer? According to the votes it's this girl. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/132499 I couldn't really say I haven't gone through those answers. Too many of them.

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What kind of questions do you find to be the most rude and/or inappropriate? The ones that are clearly meant to offend someone.

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Where did you find your wild side? In an apple tree. Climbed up there to get an apple and the lady who owned the tree got p*ssed, real p*ssed. I climbed the same tree every chance I got. Ate her d*mn apples too.

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Seems to me that i recall Obama stating that the Afghanistan troops would be coming home soon. now, they want 400,000 more U.S. soldiers? am i missing something here or is the presidents nose growing longer each day? That's not his nose. You know what they say about black men. Wow it's true!!!!

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What does it mean if my girlfriend says "we are not married!!!" It means the hickey on her neck is none of your business.

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Are you going to overreact about the age you will be at your next birthday? No, I have a couple of years before I get the 10% discount at Denny's. I can contain myself for another year or two.

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Where do you go after you die if God doesn't want you and the Devil is afraid of you? You can come to my house. I'll sprinkle you on my pot and smoke you or I'll sprinkle you in my flowerbeds or I can bury you under a tree next to my dead pets or I could keep you in my freezer or I could prop you up in the lazy-boy in front of the TV.

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Say something? What's on your mind? Is there really anything better than a BLT and a cup of tomato soup.

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How do you deal with two-faced people? Would you deal with them differently at work vs. a social setting? As little as possible. Here on AB, I watch the sucking up and rump licking of the same person bad mouthed to me in an email. It's quite entertaining watching the doubletongued turd at work. Wheee

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Do you think you would make a good judge? Not really. I'm a live and let live kind of girl and I wouldn't be able to punish someone for breaking the laws that I think are ignorant. These are real laws on the books in the US......Silly Laws: - Alabama: 1. It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. - Alaska: 1. It is illegal to push a live moose out of a moving airplane. - California:...

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How do you deal with a Cyber bully that is harassing you on AB? I used the direct approach. Confronted her directly and told her to knock her sh*t off. Of course, she ignored me, until I contacted the CL's and had one of them tell her to knock her sh*t off. The thing about most bullies is, they aren't as fond of the limelight as they pretend to be. Speak up, bring it to EVERYONES attention.

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Does it ever bug you when your guest(s) continually refer to your pet as the wrong gender ("good boy/girl")? No, it would bug me more if they were constantly looking at my dog's junk to make sure they got it right.

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What is with all of the atheist questions? Why are theists so concerned with what we do, think, celebrate etc? Cause we're cool. We walk around and live our lives without God. We love, laugh, share, care, live and give and we do it all on or own. It really is quite incredible when you think about it! Atheists are neato.

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How difficult is it to do nothing...........? .....doing nothing except being what you are? God only knows.

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Can you name a food that no one will EVER find on your plate? I'll try anything once.

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Do you think atheists really do believe in God, but are pretending to themselves that they dont? No, do you? I used to believe, but now I don't. I've gone through the process and I am fully aware of the difference between believing, pretending to believe (this is a step in the process)and not believing. I'm a done deal and unless God shows up and shakes my hand I won't be a re-believer anytime soon.

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What would be a good Christmas gift for a 30yr old girl, who is a self professed biology/science geek? I have a $30 limit. Ticket to the local science museum.

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Why can't I ask logical questions about Jesus without getting downrated? Isn't this Answerbag? There seems to be a holy war going on here at Answerbag. Damed if you do and damed if you don't.

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What is Absolute Truth? Have you touched the Absolute or the Absolute touched you? Yes I've touched the absolute truth. I've held the hand of a loved one while they died. Life and death is the absolute truth.

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Would you ever be someones second wife? No. I have been married most of my life and as much as I enjoy it I will never remarry. If God forbid, I should lose my husband, I will die a widow. Till death do us part means we both have to be dead.

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What does being self-centered mean to you? Narcissistic, arrogant and selfish.

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Who is the wisest on AB? I've seen some pretty profound wisdom coming from many, many, many ABers and I would be hard pressed to pick which was the wisest.

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My nose is cold....what should I do? Stick it somewhere warm. No, not there. Stick it on your wife's neck an snuggle.

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If I asked you to sing or dance. Which would be the least embarassing option for you? Neither one would embarrass me, either one would embarrass you. Youuuuuu light up my lifffffffffe Youuuuuuuuuu give me hope To carry onnnnn Youuuuuuuuuuuuu light up my dayyyyyyyyyyys and fill my nights with songggggggggg

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What do you like when in bed with a lover? I like that it's been the same guy for over three decades.

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What does it mean when a guy stare at a girl's mouth or notices her mouth? Might mean she has something green stuck between her teeth.

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No matter what age or gender, would you be ready to serve your country if asked? No thanks. Ask not what I can do for my country, ask what my country can do for it's citizens. Ask if they intend to get on that anytime soon. People are hungry, homeless, and uninsured.

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How much does a Yah weigh? One pim.

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What would It take to blow your mind? Just put your lips together and blow.

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Do you think it is ok for 13 year old to be pregnant? why or why not? No, because I said so, now go play.

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What should Reptar call his cyber love child?=D Login

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My dad used to beat me up as a kid. When I talk about it now he gets mad and says I'm lying?! Could he really have forgotten that? No, he hasn't forgotten. I bet he wishes you would. Those memories are yours, you get to remember them no matter how mad dear old dad gets.

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If the world ended in 24 hours, what would you do? Stay up late and sleep in tomorrow morning.

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My wife has a girl friend that irritates me. she is a kind person, but when my wife or i are speaking, she just starts talking right in the middle of our conversation. is this a psychological problem or is she just rude? Maybe she is picking up on your irritation and she is nervous. I notice you're a cop, that could make her nervous too.

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Is there a god, and either way, how do we know? Can't say for sure.

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Do your personal political beliefs align with those of your parents? No, but they still love me.

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Is dismissal rather than refutation intellectual cowardice? More often than not.

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Whats the worst movie you've ever seen? Burn After Reading sucked butt.

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If someone pulled a gun on you and demanded your wallet and you know it wasn't loaded. what would you do? Give them my wallet, it's not loaded either.

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What do you say in response to someone who tells you to "go to hell" or "you're going to hell"? I know and I'm going first class.

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Who would you want to narrate your life? Sally Kellerman or Zooey Deschanel.

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If you could keep your soul in an inanimate object after your body died, what would it be? One of those huge Bob's Big Boy statues.

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What do you like most about AB - the people or the points? (be honest) The reading.

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Johnny Carson, Jay Leno, or Conan O'Brien? Which is your favorite Tonight Show Host? Johnny Carson, hands down.

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What is in your arsenal? My wits, my middle finger and a white flag.

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Now Roman Polanski is being jailed by house arrest in a Swiss Chalet mansion overlooking water and mountains. Is this a punishment? If that doesn't teach him not to rape a child I don't know what will.

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Do you know a very beautiful person, but their attitude makes them look so ugly? Yes, she is gorgeous until she opens her mean spiteful gob.

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Athiest: Can you PROVE your S/O loves you? I don't have to, he proves it each and every day. :o)

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What is the first thing that comes to mind when I say "Velvet"? Underground

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Should Tiger Woods have come clean about his affairs? I don't care one way or another.

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Don't you think there are too many Atheists here? Nope, the more the merrier.

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My friend is 11, she is dating a guy who is 17. my friend will be turning twelve in March and her boyfriend will be turning 18 in February, i don't think she should be dating him but she adores him. what is your opinion? Yuck.

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May I please have your baby? Yes, I'll get busy packing his room.

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Have you ever gone off cock unsure? You mean half erect? Yes, it's happened, but I've been told it happens to everyone.

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If sentenced to hang in public Would you rather hang In winter or summer? I don't care, surprise me.

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The 72 virgins in the Islamic Heaven is that really true? Yes it's true and here is a small sample of those lovely virgins.

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What factors are involved when good people turn evil? Selfishness, arrogance, anger.

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I need a big girl What for?

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I would just like to know people's opinion on this: How do you feel about company organized employee-only parties? Ones where you can't bring your family, friends or loved ones. My girlfriend went to one recently and it bugs me she finds it ok and I don't I think they are fine. My husbands company has both kinds. Some are for family and others are employees only. I prefer the employees only myself. Too many times I've seen a situation where a boss hits on a wife or a wife hits on a boss or a boss insults a husband or a husband insults a boss, it's better to keep some professional boundaries.

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When you wake up in the morning. Do you get up in stages or jump out of bed as soon as your eyes are open? I always wake up so early that I lie there and try to talk myself out of getting up. It never works, so I'm up by 4am at the latest.

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What does the Queen of England smell like? Mothballs

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D you let your dog watch you undress? Yes, but no pictures.

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Garlic keeps vampires away, but alas it attracts Frenchmen. What can I use to keep both vampires and Frenchmen away? I hear vampires cannot cross running water and if you toss a bottle of bubble bath in it, it should keep the Frenchmen away too.

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Were Yogi & Boo Boo gay lovers? Yes, they loved each other beary beary much.

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Can you give me an example of a miracle? Yes, walking on water.

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What do you think Santa Claus is doing right now? Collecting unemployment.

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Can anybody show me a photo that would make me laugh? This might.

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Have you got a relative / friend who makes you cringe? I have a cousin I can't stand to look at let alone converse with. She is nucking futs.

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Name something in your wardrobe that you probably need to get rid of? A few business suits. I don't need them anymore and they are just taking up space.

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Red or carmel candy apples? Red.

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Who on AB always manages to make you smile? Too many to list.

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What drives Sarah Palin? She has a tape recorder which is always playing in her ear and it says...Breath in, breath out, breath in, breath out, breath in, breath out............

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Did the Little Drummer Boy become a Little Drummer Man in a manger ritual involving being banged by a little drumstick? That ain't right! lol

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My friends dating a two timer how do i help her Stay out of it.

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Can you name all of your faults? Yes, but fortunately for me I don't have to, because so many others are willing to name them and keep track of them for me. lol

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Do you believe you have a good grasp of reality? Yes, I think I do. I don't deal in what if's. I deal in what is.

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Ewwwwwwwwww that has way to much _____ ? (have fun) cellulite, you need to put that big ole thang on a diet.

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Have you tried this ? Its AB with a chat room! (copy this to you browser bar) www.gabbly.com/answerbag.com I didn't know. That's cool.

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What can you tell me about the room your now in? Cozy and comfortable and quiet.

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Who Are your favorite people to shoot the breeze with; Older folks, people your own age, or small children? Little kids or much older folks and it's for the same reason. I enjoy their frankness.

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Have you ever given a negative rating to someone because you thought they gave you a negative rating first?? Or have you assumed that someone gave a negative when they didn't and said something embarassing/rude? No, I have never given a negative rating because I thought I had been given one first. I have said "thanks for the -5" to someone I thought gave me one, apparently I was mistaken. It was both embarrassing and rude, I apologized.

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Name one Black comedian Richard Pryor

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What good does it do if AB rejects a question if they are just gonna show the rejected ones on the right side of the front page where everyone can see them? For instance, this classic: http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1830650 You're probably one of the few users that noticed it.

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What is your opinion of a hoe? Entrepreneur

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Is being gay a sin? No, no it's not.

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Do any blatant hypocrites come to mind? Yep, I spoke to one at length this morning.

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What is the last thing you got a free sample of? Hypocrisy.

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Have you made a joke with a stranger who obviously had no sense of humour and looked at you as though you were stupid? Many times. I shrug my shoulders and tell the joke to someone else.

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Do you answer questions that are old? Yes, if there is nothing I want to answer on the first few pages, I start going back by fives until I find something I want to answer.

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Do atheists REALLY want religion abolished, Soviet style? I don't, I think those of you who want it, should get to have it.

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Another ABer has referred to me as "Nigga", what is your opinion of this? Does it come under freedom of speech? Does it come under rudeness? Could it be because they're perhaps slightly retarded? Is it all 3? Nigga is a slang term for homie, friend, buddy, etc.,

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All non-Christians are fools, for they deny the existence of the Biblical God (Pslam 14:1). What do you think? I think that's a very foolish statement.

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Why do Atheists mainly rail against Christians, can't they spew their visceral hate at Jews and Muslims too? I suppose they could if they were so inclined. There are no rules against it in our Atheist handbooks.

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Is it time for God to return in human form to the world? As good a time as any I spose.

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Atheists-do you know every theist has also been a theist initially? Its Gods gift to him now-would you love to receive it also? Say what?

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If God told you to sod off to bloody 'ell for wanking too much, would you think him a right git? I'd think him a selfish tw*t.

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I met this girl a week ago she says she is my woman she is very good looking and young says she needs money and will be with me He shoots, he scores!!!

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What can someone say to offend you? Not much.

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Atheists-will you remain as an atheist till your end? Yeah, yeah I will. :o)

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Is the USA a free country? Not yet. Won't be long now.

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They say "It aint over till the fat lady sings " Who is she and what is she singing? Oprah. Oh I wish I had an oscar meyer wiener that is truly what I want to eat.

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Have you ever seen an ugly bride? Just one, poor gril looked like Larry the cable guy in drag.

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What would Confucius say about your life? She who makes love in grass, gets piece on earth.

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What is Barack Obama doing? Polishing his prize.

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How do you tell right wing from left wing politicts? The right wingers carry guns to protest, the left wingers carry signs. The right wingers cry A LOT. The left wingers laugh A LOT.

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What would you do if you only had one month to live? As much as I could and anything I wanted to. Like Thelma and Louise Yahoo!!

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Atheists, how would you treat theists if you were the majority in society? The same way I do now. Their faith has nothing to do with me.

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Obama Is the punchline, what is the joke? Which President promised to get cocaine off of America's streets, one line at a time? Obama

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Are male genitalia a cruel joke? Have you ever taken a good look at a vagina?

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What should I do now after yelling at my bf? Did you mean what you said? If you did, you should just leave it alone. If you didn't you should apologise.

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Has a character played by Will Smith ever died in a movie? Seven Pounds.

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Would you seriously date a twice divorced 39 year old man who abadoned his 3 children from his first marriage and has been in and out of prison from age 16 to 23? Not I, said the fly.

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What would you do if you found someone had crashed your party? Introduce myself and invite them to have a good time.

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If Obama is doing so great according to our AB's liberal folks then why his ratings are steadily going down and hit below 50? Just because we are liberal, doesn't mean we don't expect our President to DO what he said he was going to do. I voted for him, I still stand behind him, but I'm not blind to the fact that he hasn't actually DONE anything yet. He wants my vote for a second term, he needs to accomplish something before the next election.

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If someone wrote a book about your life, what would they title it? She did it her way.

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Its easy for girls to be sexy. what can a guy do to be more sexy? He can be honest, funny, tender, attentive. Muskles are nice too.

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Where do you find your strength? Next to my resolve.

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Did Joseph Smith serve the devil? He served himself.

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How far would you go to save the one you love? All the way with a red hot poker.

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Do you have a bad memory? My long term memory is fit as a fiddle, my short term memory is crap these days.

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When people attempt to manipulate you how do you react ? Have you ever just looked at them and sternly said, NO ? What was the reaction? Did you enjoy it? When someone wants something from me they are likely to get it if they are direct. If they try to work me, they don't get squat, not even a direct no. I use purposely obtuse as a manipulator repellent. Works like a charm.

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What do they call person that love's to create drama? Tiresome.

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Why do I have to pay for endless amounts of Crack hoes babies? Their heat, water, power, garbage etc, why am I a slave to crack hoes? Or is that Acorns dream? No one rides for free.

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George Carlin said, "I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately." True, or just an excuse for outrageous, attention getting comedy? It's true. This is how we progress, if someone didn't cross the line occasionally, we'd still be stuck in pilgrim suits with tight buckles and Puritan straight-laced seriousness.

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Do you plan on killing yourself before December 21st, 2012 so as not to witness the end? No, I think I'll stick around and see what all the fuss is about.

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IF your lifelong friend with whom you've slept in the same bed with before, showered at the gym with before , went skinny dipping with , etc. ... after 15 years comes and tells you He / She is Homosexual ; How do YOU react? "And you're just telling me now?" "Who says you can't keep a secret!" "Want to go get lunch?" My friends sex life is none of my business and mine is none of hers. That's a prefect arrangement as far as I'm concerned.

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What is the main reason Atheists don't believe in God? The main reason this particular Atheist doesn't believe, is because in my heart of hearts I think it's a fable.

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Athiests: What would you have said to Jesus? Hiya how's it hangin. Sorry I couldn't resist. I'd have said...Sssppt Jesus, your friend Juda is a rat b*stard. Okay, I'm too immature to answer this question, I'll move on now.

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What is the Word of Wisdom? Don't drink, don't smoke.

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How come black people can call eachother certain things white people can't call 'em? Isn't that racism? Do your girlfriends get to call you b*tch? Does anyone else?

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Are you an honest person? Not always. To quote my favorite doctor "Everybody lies."

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My niece and her boyfriend just had twins. He is 16 years old. He wants to move out of his moms house and with his girlfriend and her parents so he can be with her and his twins. His mother says he aint going anywhere until he is 18. can he legally move? He already went somewhere, but I understand where his mom is comming from. If it were my son, I'd insist he be with his children. He needs to share the joys of parenting around the clock like the mother is doing.

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Does anyone else on AB, have to play mind games with their s/o's family around the holidays? My daughter put on Facebook that she is thankful for her "family". Her mom-in-law won't talk now 'cause she says my daughter only meant her own family! Comments? Your daughters mother in law is the stuff all those mother in laws jokes are made of.

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What is your view on a 14 year old girl dating a 29 year old man? Pretty grim.

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What is the most annoying thing someone can do at a table? Suck snot and swallow.

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Why are some people always mean ? What is this attitude about ? Is it away of protecting themselves? What does a smile cost them? Some people are always mean and they enjoy misery, theirs and others. The rest of us have our mean moments and it's because sometimes we just don't give a crap and we snark.

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Can you explain who your God is? I leaning toward N I C K. He seems to have insider information the rest of us are not privy to. I think I'll align myself with N I C K to avoid landing in hells. Is that ok with you N I C K?

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Are you paying too much for groceries? We all are.

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Atheists please give us your conversion story. Once upon a time I would get dressed up and go listen to the word of God. I'd look around at the faces of the other believers and see the smug, self righteous faces of my fellow believers. I'd notice that they didn't seem to have any questions about the messages we were hearing, knowing that I was full of questions. I'd say "But, that just doesn't make sense"...

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Should the United States nuke Iran? The US should shut the f*** up and stay out of sh*t every now and then. Who died and left the US in charge of every dam* thing?

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Can Atheists prove with concrete evidence that there is no God? Nope. But we have faith we are right.

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How often do you talk to God? Never, but I talk about him behind his back fairly often, on this site anyway.

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Why do Atheists celebrate Christmas? Because we want to.

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What is your honest opinion of the bible? Poppycock. If the bible was really the word of God I don't think he would take kindly to the rewrite.

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Even though Pit bulls have a bad name would you buy one? Yes, they are lovely well behaved and loyal dogs. If they aren't taught to be mean and aggressive, they aren't. Blame the inhumane owners, not the dogs.

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Ever get one of those people that just won't stop leaving another comment? Yes, she was so determined to have the last word she was finally reduced to leaving a series of smart alecky (((((hugs)))) and :) :) :) across the page. I just let them have the last word that is so very important to them and move on.

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Have anyone made some sarcastic comment about you? Yep.

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Have you ever felt like you did not fit in a crowd? What did you do? Sure, I feel that way sometimes. The good news is, I have always been comfortable marching to the beat of my own drums. I just keep marching. :o)

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Why do my cats bow their heads when I sing to them? I don't know, but I love the category you picked for your question. Very funny!

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Why on earth were you wearing that chicken suit? We all have a job to do and mine is to cluck around in this chicken suit.

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What does the word "cool" mean to you? Neato

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Why is homosexuality being embraced by society to the point where it's politically incorrect to say that it's wrong? Hatred and bigotry are no longer fashionable, neither is burning witches. Some people are evolving and sadly some are not. That's one of the problems with living your life by the rules of a book written 1445 B.C.

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I got ditched last night by this girl i like, pissed me off, what should i do? Let it go and move on.

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THE DOGS NEXT DOOR HAS KILLED 5RABBITS AND OUR KITTEN HOW DO I HAVE THEM DESTROYED I'm sorry for your loss. Keep in mind it wasn't malicious on the dogs part, it was instinctual. Shore up your fence.

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Do you own anything pink and glittery? Nary a thing. It's a little too teenage for my taste.

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If someone was messing around with your girlfriend/boyfriend, what would you do? Nothing, if someone can take my man, he isn't MY man.

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When you hear a street evangelist cry: "Jesus Is The Answer!" are you sometimes tempted to shout back:"Yes,but what was the question?" No, because I know he isn't talking to me.

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What animal best describes your neighbor? You choose which neighbor. :-) Mine would be a "sloth". Just plain S-L-O-W!!! Boar.

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What is inner peace? Does your inner peace depend on outer peace? Peace that doesn't depend on outer peace. No, I'm at peace, even though I see my country falling down around my ears.

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The duct-tape is hindering my breathing, and this rope is burning my wrists, what should I do? Lie still.

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George Bush, Carrie Prejean, Sarah Palin and Nancy Pelosi; Proof that Americans aren't good at making decisions? Proof that some Americans are nucking futs.

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Is 777 really a Holy number? Only at casinos.

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The last 3 weeks my girlfriend has been kind of distant and wierd. I think its because of her homework, as she has also slept very bad. Now I know she have had nightmares about me breaking up in various "evil" ways every night. Does she still love me? Sounds like she is feeling insecure.

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Why do ABers ask yes/no questions when they really want to know who/what/when/where/why/how? Do people just not realize they are asking yes/no questions or do they assume that people will automatically expound on their answers? These don't bother me as much as the ones that have the "correct" answer included in the question. They are leading and the asker almost always gets a bit pissy with those who don't follow the askers lead.

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Has anyone on here seen the video of mormon Glen Beck using "vicks" under his eyes, so he can "cry" on camera shoots? HAHAHAH too funny. This guy has no integrity or class whatsoever.

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How do you prove you love someone with actions? My boyfriend says he believes I love him.. but wants me to prove it in actions and I have no idea how. I agree love is a verb. He wants what we all want signs that you "see" him and accept him as he is. Little things like sharing a few of his interests, wanting to spend time with him, letting him have his share of the spotlight. Making sure he knows he matters to you in whatever language he speaks. Ask him what he would consider proof.

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How many times did McCain say "my friends" during this debate? Too many. It just highlighted how desperate he was to make some kind of connection with the people. Anyone who over uses that phrase is an inauthentic sycophant. Huge suck up.

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You bump into me in a dark alley. Are you scared? No, I'm cautious. You leave me alone and I'll leave you alone.

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What do you think about a grown man going into his young daughter's room(who is just a little kid) and yells at her that her mother(and his wife) won't give him head?Serious question. The guy is a pig. Oink, oink, oink.

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Should the couple who crashed the White House State Dinner face criminal charges? No. They showed up at a dinner uninvited, big deal. It's actually pretty funny and it took huge cojones.

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What do you think about Eminem? I like the green ones.

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What Church would Jesus attend? It's been suggested that Jesus didn't want churches. "Split a piece of wood and I am there. Raise up the stone, an ye shall find me there." Who knows. *shrugs*

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Has anyone noticed that some of the AB users are asking questions and never bother to give points? I've noticed quite a bit of this lately. I know the economy is bad but really...

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Do you know anyone who lives in a double-wide? There is a retirement park near my home, I know a few of the people who live there. They take their walks and bike rides near my home. They like to feed the horses carrots and apples.

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Michael Moore has a brand new movie out portraying the truth about how the Republican party under the Bush regime raped this country blind. How many right wingers are going to own up to this? Not very many I'd wager.

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Ladies, do you like long slow deep wet kisses that last for three days? Yes, but sometimes I like the quick sweet kisses on my neck or forehead too.

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Oprah's show is now officially ending in 2011 for good. Why are they announcing this now? So we can plan our celebrations!! Yay!!! I'm sick to death of Oprah.

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A famous chef is going to cook your Thanksgiving meal. Who is it? Gordon Ramsey. I love him.

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I was sickened by the "stars" coming to Polanski's defense about his assault that went unpunished. Has anyone heard of any celeb that took a public stand against this child molestor? Star Jones is the only one I know of and she went ape sh*t ballistic. Good for her!!

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What is something you are ALWAYS ready for? A good laugh.

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How do you define a person's "character"? Character is that which reveals moral purpose.

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Which is the better sex? Male of Female? Give reasons. Oral, male or female. Do you really need a reason?

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Why do girls like flowers so much? what does it mean? I like them because they are pretty and they smell good. It means I like pretty things.

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What makes any relationship successful? Honesty, respect, trust, friendship, love and patience.

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Is there someone in ur life...? Yes, I have a big loving family and I have wonderful funny friends. I adore them all.

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What you do to attract others towards you ......? I don't try to change them, and I don't judge them.

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How big is your personal space? Arms length.

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How come the Atheists only attack Christians but not Muslims? Here I'll do it. Muhammad is a crybaby.

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What is the best way to start the road to Christ? Put one foot in front of the other And soon you’ll be walking cross the floor Put one foot in front of the other And soon you’ll be walking out the door

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What will shatter your patience? Adults that baby talk, especially men. GAG

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What does a transvestite do at Christmas? Deck the balls. Fa La La La La.

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Do you think Sherlock Holmes & Doctor Watson, Were lovers? Yes and I'm certain Sherlock was a power bottom.

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Ladies, do you enjoy making your mans life a misery? No and he doesn't enjoy it either. We put up with each other because we're in wuv.

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Do you believe that dog pursues the evil ones? Dog is an excellent judge of character. If you are evil, dog will chase you and smite you.

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A wise person once explained to me, "Of course your parents know how to 'push all your buttons' - they installed them." Agree or disagree? Agree wholeheartedly.

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How did zits affect your teenage years? They didn't, I was lucky.

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Are you sad for atheists? Yes we are soooo misunderstood. We are pitied or scorned by so many of our fellow man. We are expected to give up holidays like Easter and Christmas. We are thought ignorant or unenlightend at best. Boo hooby hoo.

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Can you call yourself a honest person? Now be honest now!!!!! Not always. “A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself as a liar” Mark Twain Everybody lies, not everybody is honest enough to admit it. Show me someone who says "I'm always honest" and I'll show you a big fat liar.

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Why do I act like a prick sometimes. Shouldn’t I know better? Good days, bad days and you obviously do know better or this question wouldn't have occurred to you.

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Have you ever thought you were nice, only to find you were nasty? No, when I'm nasty, I know I'm nasty and I ain't ashamed to admit it.

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Would you rather have an extremely loving dog that won't listen to a word you say or would you rather have a dog that's not very loving (but non-agressive), but listens extremly well. I'd go for the loving dog. I have one dog who is very loving but she decides when to listen and I adore her for it. When she chooses to mind me I feel honored. I admire her moxy.

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What is there an abundance of where you live? Unemployment.

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My boyfriend is constantly hitting me in a playful manner and sometimes throwing things at me. Should I be worried about him being phsically abusive in the future? He does have a bad temper but has never hit me with the intention to hurt me. He is already being physically abusive. I didn't mean to hurt you is the most used apology of an abuser. I was just playing is the second runner up.

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The teacher say's your child is the smartest in her class, but she feels the child is not socially ready to move forward and wants to hold them back. But she needs your approval, what do you do? I look for other social situations for my child and I have the teacher move my child forward in the educational system.

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Happy Thanksgiving, what are you going to be doing today? I'm going to be on Answerbag while the rest of my dinner is cooking. Then we feast, then I clean up, then I nap.

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When an atheist refuses to see the light and convert to Christianity, should you give up on him/her? Yes please.

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Where is the best place to find a dominant women? On the top of the heap.

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What is it that prompts people to be cruel to animals? Indifference to suffering, and pleasure in inflicting it. Apathy, Sadism and a generous helping of warped.

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If I don't believe in Atheists does that mean Atheists don't exist? Yes, it's your faith in us that allows us to walk the earth. Thanks for believing in me. I owe you one.

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I can usually tell when people are lying to me. What are the signs that I am unconsciously picking up on? Body language, expression will be limited and stiff, with few arm and hand movements. Hand, arm and leg movement are toward their own body the liar takes up less space. They avoid eye contact or stare defiantly. Expressions are limited to mouth movements when someone is faking emotions, instead of the whole face. A guilty person gets defensive. An innocent person will likely go on the...

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What's something that can be thrown? Parties.

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Why don't 3 year olds understand the word "no"? I've met some 73 years olds who don't understand the word no. The 3 year olds understand it they just think they can make you change your mind.

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What's one thing, that YOU always put salt on? Tomatoes.

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My husband told me in may that he loved me as a friend but he was'nt in love with me i ask him why he was still with me and he said because we have a family he was drinking when he said this and when i said something to him about it he said he did'nt say Is it unusual for your husband to be a mean drunk? Did you feel like there was any truth to what he said?

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Don't you risk being though a moron yourself when you call someone else a maroon? Yes you do. Calling names is childish and it makes the name caller look childish.

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Are you ready for thanksgiving? Not completely but I have most of it prepared in advance. It was a loooooong day today.

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If i was to buy you a drink, what drink, would you like me to buy you? Usually I'd say iced tea, today I'd like a Canadian Club and 7 up on the rocks. Been a busy day today.

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What do you do to prepare for guests that you do not ordinarily do? Set out candy in my candy dishes. When it's just us, I keep them packaged.

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How did people know about things we get afraid/ashamed to ask someone else or even need a more expert answer before internet? They had to man up and ask.

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What were the grapes of wrath so angry at? They weren't all that angry really, they were just whiners.

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How can a weak or oppressed person defend themselves Unite.

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Who would you love to see in a centerfold? Rush Limbaugh

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If you ask your girl does she have the bird in the oven and she replies "six months" what does that mean? Congratulations you're going to be a father!!!!

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Have you ever noticed that people who say 'in my humble opinion' a lot aren't the least bit humble, and have a lot of opinions? I haven't noticed that. I think people who say that want others to know they are fully aware that it is only their opinion and doesn't mean they are right. All it means is they are offering their opinion as courteously and respectfully as possible. It doesn't set a limit on the number of opinions they can have.

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Psst! Want to buy a watch? Put some underwear on or close that trench coat. I'll give you five bucks for that silver timex hanging next to your..

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How badly does yahoo answers suck? I still enjoy Yahoo answers.

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If you were the Virgin Mary, would you have said NO? Yes threesomes aren't my thing.

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What can be broken? Trust.

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I say vanilla you say _______________? Ice Ice Baby.

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Do you watch Dexter? Faithfully.

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With shows like Bad Girls Club, Bridezillas, and Girls Gone Wild, is there any wonder why Islamic groups hate our western society for being morally decadent? Does not our entertainment reveal how liberal and immoral we have become as a society? I for one prefer not to be judged by the behaviors of a few reality TV stars. Reality TV isn't real.

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What kind of atheism do you believe in? The kind that disbelieves the existence of a supreme being or beings.

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Do you remember Chumbawamba? I still love Tubthumping.

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I currently have access to my daughter who is 4 for 3 hours a week. I have been told to take a drugs test by the court. What happens if I fail the drugs test for cannibis only? Illegal drugs are illegal drugs. Pot is illegal so it will have the same effect on your visitation as heroin. You'll test dirty and you will lose your visitation.

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What film starring Winona Ryder is your favorite? Girl Interrupted.

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Why is there so much hate between Christians and Atheists? I don't think there is as much hate as it sometimes appeares. Both sides are adamant in their beliefs and this can look hostile on occasion. For me it's nothing personal, I don't hate those who don't share my views. I believe what I believe and I feel it's my right to share my beliefs when asked.

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Can my boss talk about my personal life? Not if he doesn't know anything about it. Good rule of thumb, keep your personal life personal.

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What is another way to say "broken"? Damaged.

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What would be the worst store to be stuck in during the zombie apocalypse? The dollar store. Cheap plastic junk, very little to defend yourself with and nothing much to eat.

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Do you think children have the best sense of humor? They have to most honest sense of humor.

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Anyone here want to be the pope and what would you do? Remember there are no limits once you are the pope! I'd do what Sarah Silverman suggests.

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Whatdo you think of AB users who refuse to accept friend requests? *shrugs* Who cares.

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What song should not be played at a wedding reception? I'm a bitch.

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Name me things that you can pull.........? Taffy

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Our most recent president is ___________... complete the sentence. Black, deal with it!

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When people make fun of me, i have no comebacks. if someone said," you talk weird." whats your comeback. i need help. Ppppssssbbbbttttt.

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President Bush screamed "Stop throwing the Constitution in my face, it’s just a goddamned piece of paper!" Can you think of a better way to disrespect America? No I can't. The plain message conveyed by the Bush administration was that George W Bush's America is a Christian nation and that non-Christians are welcome into the tent so long as they agree to accept their status as a tolerated minority rather than as fully equal citizens. I want my tax dollars back.

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What is something with Skin? Bratwurst.

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Did you know Obama has gone golfing more in one year than Bush did in eight? No I didn't know that. So what does that mean to us as a country? Are you teed off? You shouldn't have to putt up with that. You should give Obama a birdie.

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HOW CAN I CHOOSE A BEST FRIEND? Eeny, meeny, miny, moe Catch a friend by the toe If he hollers let him go, Eeny, meeny, miny, moe My mother told me To pick the very best one And you are [not] it.

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So you think you can __________? Fly? Show me.

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Do you believe that dog gave us his first born litter to pay for our sins? Yes, then we had dog neutered.

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What would dog doo? Dog would scoot across the carpet.

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Is dog dead? Or is he just playing dead? Dog is eternal. The whole of creation, with all of its laws, is a revelation of Dog.

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Do you think dog could lick the devil? If dog can lick his own butt, he can lick anything!

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Do you think dog loves you? Do you believe in dog? I believe in dog, I worship dog. I think dog loves me but I guess dog could be using me for my opposable thumbs.

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What is something a Vegetarian, might put on a Sandwich? Avocado, tomato, red onion, alpha sprouts, sugar snap peas, salt & pepper.

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Have you heard dog speak today? Yes, that's what wakes me up most mornings. "Time to get up and go for our walk lazy lady."

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If you called out to dog, do you think he'd come? Yes, they always come when I call.

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What do you think of people that don't like animals? I don't trust them and I think it's a sign of selfishness.

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One definition of insanity is "doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. So tell us, how are YOU insane? Nope, I'm right as rain.

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What's one thing you'd never hear God say? Please pass the potatoes.

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Do you get angry easily? No, I'm very slow to anger. I'm a shrug my shoulders type of person. A live and let live kind of girl.

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I met my hubby through a friend,they had little things in the past yet didn't work.on our wed reception,that friend aggressively pass a word on me that she should be invited.i ask for address,but she never gave any contact info.now she bug me again.why? I don't either.

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Is marijuana a gift from God? It's a gift, but I prefer to think mother nature was the gift giver.

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Why do we hate? People feel threatened by those they don't see eye to eye with and it makes some people angry. It's a short distance from angry to hate for some people.

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What was the last thing you read on a public bathroom wall that stood out to you? "Your mom is a b*tch" followed by "Go home dad you're drunk"

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Who thinks that dog the bounty hunter and his crew look like they just stepped out of redneck quarterly? They look like it's been a very long time since they stepped out of a bathtub.

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Do you say hello to everyone you meet on the street in the supermarket ect? No.

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Does anyone grant permission to a school to paddle their children? We moved to a new school area, and it's a school that allows corporal punishment, with parents consent. I have 2 daughters, and I am a spanker, but I am unsure if I should say yes. If I thought my child needed a spanking I would be the only one I'd allow to give it to them. When we were kids corporal punishment was the norm. My little brother earned himself a spanking, what he didn't earn was being stripped down and spanked in a private office by a man that seemed to enjoy the whole process. That was the last spanking my parents allowed anyone to give their...

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A lot of people say "I don't care what anybody thinks of me". Can this really be true? For the most part, yes. When I say I don't care what anybody thinks of me, I mean anybody but my loved ones. I care a great deal what those I love think of me

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You find yourself at the pearly gates, what do you do/say to make your case? I did what I thought was right.

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2 points away from level 12...... gimme a hand? Sure why not.

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A man in a WalMart store got ticked off with someone's crying child and slapped it. He did not know the mother or child. What would you do if a stranger slapped your child? No vulgarities please. I would holler for help and then I'd get busy beating him for all I was worth. I'd most likey be charged with aggravated assult. He would be charged with one count of assult, one count of aggravated assult and one count of child abuse. I'd do my time gladly.

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The Anti Defamation League labeled Glenn Beck "Fearmonger-In-Chief. What do you think of their concerns about Beck's 'hate speech and incitement to violence? See LINK: Sadly, I think they are right to be concerned. When I listen to Glenn Beck my reaction is "Oh for the love of Pete, this guys is certifiably insane." Unfortunately there are many who take him seriously and they are eventually going to get violent. Already they are showing up armed to town hall meetings and Obama speeches. People like Glenn Beck are going to get someone killed. These...

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Obama's Health care and slavery and oppression of speech is that the change you voted for? Yes, that's it exactly. Now sit down and hush up.

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Is it proper to take up a collection at work and put it in a sympathy card upon giving it to a co worker who had a death in the family? It's proper and thoughtful.

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As an atheist, I have noticed that the majority of responses atheists make on this site are either rude or intolerant. Do some of my peers agree that it is ironic that atheists compose the most intolerant group on AB? I haven't really noticed this. Speaking for myself, I know I sometimes get cheeky. There are quite a few questions asked about atheist that are very intentionally insulting. I answer those with a scoop or two of sarcasm. I guess they could be considered rude and intolerant. Intolerant is not my intent, I intend to mirror the tone of the question.

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What are you afraid of someone finding out about you? I lay golden eggs.

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I say "I believe in you." You say _______________? Thank you, I won't let you down.

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Is it a sin to eat meat? Just holy goats or is that holy ghost? You probably shouldn't eat holy cows or scared cows either.

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If you could hang out with Jesus for half a day what would you want to do? Take him water skiing.

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Is Shallow to the bone? Only time will tell.

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Americans why are you all so fat Some of us are gluttons and some of us eat poor diets and some of us are extremely lazy. Why are people fat in your country? Are there any fat people in your country?

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Zombie Apocalypse! AB has managed to find secure ground in the mountains, and we're all safe, have enough food and water and means to fight back. However, we need to keep fighting and working and plan the rebirth of humanity. What part will you play? I'll make us all a pot of coffee and some blueberry muffins.

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How do I get a Letter of Testamentary without going thru a lawyer? You can download them from most court self service sites.

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My lovely young virgin Russian mail order bride, was not really what I was expecting.Take a look at her picture, should I ask for my money back? I'd keep her. Can she cook?

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Is Myspace Tom really your friend? Yes we are like this &

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What advantages does an inflatable doll, have over a real woman? Cheaper to keep her.

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Would you assume that someone with the username of killdrphil has mental issues? That or a wicked sense of humor!

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My boyfriend wants to sleep with my grandmother, what should I do? Get video.

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Who is AB's sexiest man alive? Cast your vote now. Neilychops is looking mighty fine today.

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Ugh! How can you even sleep at night?! My conscience is clear and I smoke a little pot before bed.

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What kind of people stretch your breaking point? Grown up cry babies.

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I feel the cold dark claw of the penalty box clutching at my shoulder, what should I do? Ruuuunnnnn!

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Rated PG 13 - Would you like a piece of my ______? Pie.

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What was the silliest or most minor thing you ever got in trouble for, or at least scolded for, at school? Sticking clay in Jimmy Bezoni's ears.

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Christains and other `believers` seem to be allowed to walk up to me and tell me that if I do not `believe` I will go to hell and only bring ´bad` things to this planet. They call it freedom of speech but how is it not just pure provocation? It's both. They are free to provoke you verbally and you are free to thumb your nose at them.

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What is something you have never licked? A light socket.

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Where can i Find GenderQueer Women? I'm a Black lesbian (not fem, nor tomboy) looking for a GenderQueer girl. where can i find one? The Internet, try Craig's List.

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Is 2012 really going to happen? Yes the year 2012 is right around the corner and it's a sure thing. Is it the end of the world as we know it? Nahh

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Are YOU the type of ABer, that make comments about people's grammar, spelling, question's category, etc.? If so, WHY? (It's all in FUN, remember?) No some of us take liberties with language, like waddya think or howz that, things of that nature. If I can read it, it's perfectly perfect. I hardly ever notice the category.

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Dear God......If you were to write a letter to God, what would it say? Wassup buttercup?

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A duel? Choose your weapon bat-fowling joithead! Duct tape and an enema bag.

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Did you win or lose most fights when you were a kid? I won a few, lost a few and I out ran some too.

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You see somebody you know who is drowning. This person has discriminated against you because of your race, gender, sexuality, etc. As a result you despise this person. Would you help him. Yes I'd help. Just because that person is a d*ck doesn't mean I have to be one. Besides letting someone die isn't something I could make myself do under any circumstance.

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What are you happy about today? =D The weather is absolutely gorgeous today!

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Do you smoke pot? When it is harmful for a person, why do governments legalize it? I smoke medical marijuana. It's been a life saver. For 8 years I gave the doctors a chance to help me, I took one prescription after another. I had one side effect after another which led to more and more and more prescriptions. When my gallbladder shut down and my liver became an issue I bought a bag of pot. I'm off all my pain meds, all my stomach meds and I feel better than I have...

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What is something not wise to ignore? A full bladder.

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If you have an AB stalker that downrates your helpful, innocuous answers because they don't like your offensive answers, if you found them one day do you think they would cower or confront you? I don't know. Probably cower and hide. As they leave no comment claiming ownership of the down rate I can only assume they wish to remain unknown to me.

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I say "Sarah Palin" you say? Moose knuckle.

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FIRST WORD that comes to mind? I will analyse and respond Skittles

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Do you think we meet before, in another life? Yes, we met in London. You were a little orphan pick pocket and I adopted you. We found out later, you were my long lost granddaughter. We lived happily ever after.

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Where do babies come from!1/ my mom wont tell me and I am six years old so i should kno by noqw Kids Are Us. They are on sale this week, two for a dollar. Maybe your mom and dad will get you a set of little brothers for Christmas! Don't shake your presents just in case there's a baby in the box! Merry Christmas.

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My friend (a girl) called Jesus a fag as a joke. I blew up. I called her every mean name I could think of. Am I wrong? Should I apologize? I feel I should, but don't really want to. She hurt you and you hurt her back, you should both apologize. You might have to go first but it won't cost you a thing.

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Our incredibly helpful and wise friend Galeanda is now an "Illuminati" on AB. Would you like to join me in congratulating her? Definitely deserved, well done! Congratulations!!! You've earned it in more ways than one. You have the extra burden of babysitting the rest of us and you still manage to give great answers!! Well done!

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Can Gossip actually make people mentally deranged? I have lived with gossip all my life and sometimes I just can't take it anymore because it hurts me very deep inside. How should I approach gossip? How about with coworkers or people I have to deal with? It can hurt people. My rule is, I never say something behind someones back that I haven't ALREADY said directly to their face. Mostly, I just say "I don't care and I don't want to hear it, thanks." Most people can accept that, others think I'm full of myself and I become the topic of their gossip. *shrugs* Whatever helps them get through the day! :o)

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Should I open my new green factory in Michigan or Ohio? Both states are in desperate need of jobs, so either would be great.

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Is Sarah Palin justified in thinking this Newsweek cover is sexist? See link. She should know she posed for the picture. I'm sure they said something like "Okay Sarah, give us your sexy come hither look" "That's it!" "Fantastic!" "Work it!" "Yeesss you're hot!" "That's it, make love to the camera Sarah" I don't think Sarah has to worry overly much about becomming a sex symbol.

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Describe a time when you were forced with a stressful situation that demonstrated your coping skills The unexpected death and funeral of my father in law. Everyone else fell apart and they were unable to do what needed to be done, so I did it.

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Nothing is sexier than___________. A soft hearted man with a sense of humor.

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Are babies always cute? Yes, even those with a face only a mother could love.

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A doctor friend says he asks patients how much they drink, and then multiplies their answer by 4 for the truth. Do you think he is correct? I know everyone tells the cops they only had a couple but most people tell their doctors and their lawyers the truth. Never lie to your doctor, your lawyer or yourself. Is he correct? Probably about 1/2 the time.

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What's a question that no one really knows the answer to? Is there a God.

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I met a guy on phone chatline,and we've been talking for about 3 months. We haven't seen each other face-to-face or pictures due to him not having a computer. He's 24 and I'm 19.He's paying for a planeticket to Texas for me to seehim.Should I go?ILovEHim Be very, very careful. A friend jumped on a plane to New Jersey to meet the man she was in love with. They had been chatting online for over a year, he sent pictures and presents and it was just too good to be true. She had finally met her soul mate. The first night they met in person was perfect, he was everything she wanted. A real gentleman, good looking, funny, smart etc.. The second night...

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I fancied this girl, and I think she liked me. Then my friend pointed out to her for no reason that she was taller than me. I actually saw her change her mind. There was a look in her eyes and then she looked embarrassed. Would any of the girls here care? I wouldn't care. Your story is very touching. :o)

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What do you have to give? I'll give you the benefit of the doubt 3 times, then I'll give you the finger.

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Should I celebrate the fact that this question is #1,000 for me to ask on AB, since joining in April, 2009, or is that no big deal? Is it any kind of "milestone" for an ABer to ask 1,000 questions? (Check my linked profile to verify this claim, please.) Yes you should and so should we. Without all your hard work we would run out of questions to answer. Congratulations and thank you.

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What is an example of something that really makes you tired? Whining.

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Dr.________ or Doctor ______. What name/word can you use to fill in one of the blanks? Kevorkian Kildare

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Do you wish you were born somewhere else? Yes, France or Canada.

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How do you think the world would be different if men could get pregnant? Babies would be born with smaller heads. Hopefully

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Ted Danson--John Becker or Sam Malone? Becker.

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Are you completely_______________? watertight?

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If Sex came in flavors, what would be YOUR favorite flavor? Cinnamon

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Hi, my name is Candy. I`m sooo hot! Check out my picture, you should only be able to date me in your dreams. But how would you try and win my love? I'd bake you a turkey, two hams and half a dozen more rolls for your collection.

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Courage is walking naked through_____________? A briar patch.

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What's one word, that describes people that YOU usually DO NOT get along with? Arrogant.

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I love my dog, but he barks to loud, to often. Do those bark collars they sell at Wal-Mart really work? Which works the best the shock collars, the ones that emit a high pitch sound or the ones that releases an unpleasant scent that dogs hate? The Dog Whisper works try his methods you won't regret it!

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What is something that hisses? Carrie Prejean threw herself quite the hissy fit on Larry King the other night. She's funny! Stoopid all day long.

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Do you find sarcasm funny? Not always but more often than not.

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How would you describe your temper? Like a meteor, a bright streak of light that appears briefly in the sky, you're safe unless it lands on you, then it's entirely possible it'll leave a crater in your noggin.

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Is there a shelter for battered fish? Yes, it's way down upon the Swanee River, far, far away.

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What fresh fruit do you have at your place right now? Honeydew, strawberries, blackberries, granny smith apples and bananas.

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Would you say that Family Guy promotes bestiality? Why or why not? No, because I don't think like that. Sure they love the dog, but they don't "love" the dog.

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What is your opinion on Scientology? Pppppbbbbbssssssttttt

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Why are Americans so stupid? 900 of them killed themselves just because Jim Jones told them to? I mean, something as crazy as this would never happen in Canada? Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't some of the Solar Temple wackos in Canada off themselves?

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Are You capable of criticizing Your own nation and country? Or do You automatically deem it as a sort of "betrayal"? I think it's my duty to criticize the things I feel my nation does wrong. They can't fix it, if they don't know it's broke. As citizens it's our job to report the breaks.

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What things should be air-dried? Why? Tennis shoes. Because they kick the crap out of your dryer unless you use the drying rack. Plus the sunshine helps prevent smelly shoes.

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Have you ever noticed that people who are 100% certain they are right are almost always wrong? I've noticed people who are 100% certain they are right 100% of the time are wrong at least 80% of the time.

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What is something you will never do? I will never slide down a razor blade into a pool of alcohol.

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She's uglier than a _________________. a hat full of a**holes.

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What causes whining? Childishness.

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In your opinion what would make a person mean and nasty? Some people seem to thrive on meanness. They like it. They like to try and get away with it. Mean almost always goes hand in hand with sneaky. What makes them that way remains a mystery to me. Maybe it makes them feel clever and strong. They are weak and stupid.

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Would you be angry if the owner of this site created a puppet account that he allowed to be barred in a dramatic fashion purportedly for the good of the community? I wouldn't be angry but, I don't really understand how it would benefit the community. In light of the resent hoax, the pain and upset it caused, I can't see why the staff would intentionally betray it's users. Have they done this? How do you know? Why did they do it? What good came from it?

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Have you ever No and I'm not going to start now.

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Do boys like hearing ill never forget you? Not if you have their pet bunny in your stock pot.

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How does an American get all upset about something like a flag? We have been sold a Patriotic bill of goods If we don't get all emotional we aren't patriotic citizens. It's embarrassing really. Freedom fries, pouring French wine in the streets, these colors don't run, Yippykya muther fu8ker and all that. A bunch of star spangled cheerleaders. Sheesh

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I have a bowl of tootsie roll pops. Which flavor will you choose? Raspberry.

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When Mr. Bean gets his head stuck up that turkeys tail, was that the height of British comedy? It was funny but it wasn't the best British comedy.

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How do you tell yer guests that it is now time to get the f*** out? Okay peeps I'm tired and I'm going to bed the last one here needs to do the dishes and take out the trash. :o)

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Are you aware of any movies that filmed an actual death? Twilight Zone The Movie actor Vic Morrow and two others were really killed by the helicopter, the scene is in the movie.

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If you are an ex smoker, what method did you use to quit? Cold turkey and white knuckled determination.

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Have you noticed how everyone who's ever been murdered is a lovely, kind, generous person who's loved by everyone.... why don’t people murder complete arses? They do. For instance my sister in laws uncle was murdered and he was a complete arse. Everyone hated this guy and rightfully so. He was a miserable basterd. However at the funeral he was automatically a saint. No ones deserve to be murdered and their sins are forgiven or at the very least not talked about after their deaths. People say good things about the dead, not things like he's dead...

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Did you marry the love of your life? Yes I did. I've loved him for 30 years and I will never ever stop.

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Why do people assume that the 10 year-old who is refusing to stand during pledge of allegiance to protest unequal treatment of gays is being manipulated by parents? Do you think he thought of that on his own? Kids understand unfairness. Give one a candy bar, don't give the others one and watch what happens. The ones without candy will stage a protest the likes of which you have never seen before.

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What is the cheapest place to live in or retire in in the us? Detroit is having a going out of business sale. Try Detroit.

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How does a heavy thunderstorm make you feel? Alive!

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Can a good atheist go to heaven? I don't know but I'm fixin to find out. I'll leave the light on for ya.

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In three words or less, how would you describe your emotional stability? Rock F'n solid. I'm not prone to emotional peaks and valleys. I don't ride emotional roller coasters.

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What would make for a bad flavor of chewing gum? Valida onion.

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Do you enjoy a good debate? Or do you get offended? Or does it feel too confrontational? I enjoy a good debate if all parties can be civil. The first personal insult or name calling or other nasty behaviour and I'm outta there. If you can't express your thoughts without getting all 3rd grade angry I don't want to talk to you.

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Do you believe your friends? Yes, you don't get to be my friend if I think you are a liar.

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My controlling and emotional abusing boyfriend that I am afraid of and want to dump lives with me and our to kids. So what do i do then? (2009-11-13) Gather your kids, your possessions and move out from under him.

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Do you wear anything that has cartoon characters on? I have one vintage T shirt with Swee Pea on it.

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When she says"BITCH", you say "_______________". A**hat.

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What would your initial reaction be if you heard marijuana had just been legalized? I'd be delighted.

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If a legal immigrant, from Mexico, moved in next door to you and displayed a Mexican flag in his front yard instead of an American flag, would this upset you? No.

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If you could only pick one thing, what is it about your significant other that keeps you with them? He is my best friend, we enjoy the same things, we share the same sense of humor and we get each other.

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If the American people could vote to make Marijuana legal or keep it illegal, What would your vote be? Legalize it! I sign petitions all the time. I use marijuana for medical reasons and it's changed the quality of my life. I feel better, I spend less than half the money I spent on pharmaceuticals. If nothing else, they should at least open the door for medical marijuana in every state.

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Have you seen display of "M�nchausen by Internet" lately by any Answerbag user? If so what were your reactions? (see link). Yes, I have. I see it on a few other sites I visit too. They wouldn't be able to pull it off without the participation of all the melodramatic responses of the others. Next time someone on the Internet tells you that they have a terminal illness or 12, a simple "I'm very sorry to hear that.", will do. Don't try to get all the juciy details, they'll give them to...

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What do you find really hard to talk about? Topics I know nothing about.

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Finish this statement: "Men who hit women are ____________________?" Cowards and one day they might hit the wrong woman and get their butts kicked.

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Do any of you attend school reunions or any other sort of reunions. No I don't go. I'm still in touch with those I want to be in touch with but I really don't remember the others.

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Will you buy Christmas presents this year? Not really, a few token gifts and checks for their savings accounts.

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Who has been Married or with there partner for 10 years or more . I have, 30 years and counting.

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Can you be happy spending a day doing absolutely nothing? That is how I spent this day.

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Who would win this fight? My mother or your mother? Yours, my mom is a pussy cat.

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How do you know if someone is lying? In person, body language. I have a pretty good bullsh*t detector. On line, too perfect, too tragic, too often in the spot light, it's more likely than not, a load of crapola.

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Ive been very judgemental and arguementative lately. i hate it, how can i become a more peaceful person and more accepting of other people? Admitting it is a great first step. Focus on yourself for awhile. Try to find a peaceful place inside yourself and stay there as long as you can. If, when, you leave that place, remember the way back.

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Does everyone have pride and is that the same thing as being smug? Pride is the same as self respect and self esteem until there is just TOO much of it. Then, it's the same as smugness, offensive satisfaction with oneself, self-righteously complacent.

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How often does your pride or ego get in the way of doing what is right? It doesn't, doing what is right is essential to my pride.

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Is pride ugly? No pride is fine until it crosses the line and becomes arrogant assumption of superiority, vanity or conceit.

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Would you rather poop vomit or pee diarrhea? Are those my only choices? I'd rather not know, surprise me.

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Can fear ever be a good thing? Yes it can, it's an early warning alarm for the save your arse broadcasting system.

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Would you date an eccentric person? Yes, ordinary gets boring sometimes.

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What is the value of silence? It's friggin priceless!!!!

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What are you very confident about? My strength. I'm a survivor.

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Do you need a glass of water to swallow your pride? No I can manage to choke it down dry, it's like eating toast without butter.

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What makes you proud? I'm proud of my family and I'm proud of my friends. I've managed to surround myself with some exceptionally real people.

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When you look in the mirror, what do you think of your appearance ? Do you like what you see? I look okay, getting older, more wrinkles, more grey hair the good news is my vision isn't what it used to be. It all equals out. :o)

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How mant skeletons are in your closet? None, I keep them in my freezer.

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My 15yr old brother came home 4rm school saying his health teacher told them Marijuana is not addicting and u could live normally whenever decided to not use it. I think that "teacher"is an idiot. Any thoughts/opinions/comments? I think you are correct. The teacher is an idiot, there are just some things you can't say in front of other peoples kids. The teacher was also correct, marijuana isn't addictive and you can live normally whenever you decided not to use it. I use it more now than when I was a teenager. I have been able to eliminate almost all my pain meds, all my stomach meds, I've gained some...

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Hey, does anyone know whats happened with Major Tom? I'm so confused...Whats happening on AB? I feel a negative vibe... Oh nose, more drama. Roll up your pant legs, it's going to get deep. Seriously, you didn't miss one interesting thing. A lot of OVER the TOP over reacting.

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If i gave you money will the make you happy? (if so for how long?) How much money are we talking about? Millions would make me happier than a pig in sh*t.

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You are asked to make yourself a name tag that has on it the single most important thing you want others to know about you. What would your name tag say? Still waters run deep.

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When you see a really rank personal attack on AB do you send feedback even if you aren't personally involved? I used to ignore them, now I turn them in. Everyday I see more people calling others names and intentionally insulting others on this site. Meanness and hate are contagious, I think it's best to nip it in the bud.

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How would you slay your enemy? I just sit back and watch them destroy themselves laughing the whole time. I enjoy a bag of popcorn while I watch.

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What`s the best thing about having a vagina? I don't have to waste a lot of time looking for one because I already have one.

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Hi, I`m a 21 year old multi-millionaire blond terminally ill nymphomaniac model . But I can`t find a husband, where am I going wrong? Bad breath?

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How many kittens can you fit into a thermos flask? If I fit them into my blender first, I can get more into my thermos.

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Do you have a mortal enemy on this site? Yes, I guess I do. She don't likes me, boo hoo.

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What is the first thing you notice meeting someone of the opposite sex? Their demeanor, the same goes for those of the same sex.

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How would you feel and what would you do if you had a cook-out for your friends and told them you were serving burgers and franks, but one person showed up with a T-bone steak and asked you to cook it for him/her? I'd hand them the BBQ fork and show them to the grill.

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People talk about people all the time. How do you deal with the fact that people talk about you when you are not there, and it may not all be positive? First, I keep in mind that I ain't all that and a bag of chips. Second, I don't care who says what about me. Third, you said it yourself, people talk about other people all the time and they are entitled to their opinions as am I.

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You ever stay someplace where your welcome has long been worn out and you're hated there? Yep. I've been in place where my opinion was not appreciated and those who don't appreciate it wish I'd find some place else to play, like AB for instance. There are one or two "ladies" here who have all but told me to my face that they wish I'd shut up and go away. Well, it ain't gonna happen. Like them, I am entitled to my opinion, I'm entitled to stay...

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If science destroys religion, where will we get our moral codes? You should have an internal moral compass if you don't you're screwed.

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Do you embrace diveristy or wish everyone was the same? Explain. I love diversity it makes the world and the people on it more interesting.

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Does it make any sense to you to lie on AB? Nope, but I've seen a few people do it anyway. Whatever floats their boat.

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Do you analyze things way too much or do you know to be loose and have fun? I don't over analyze. I'm a fly by the seat of my pants kind of girl.

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What is your favorite "loaded" question? "Would you be a nice guy and lend me five bucks?"

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Do you really have the right to be upset with someones opinion when you asked for it? You don't have to like it but you have to respect their right to have their own opinions.

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Is it better to fight for what is morally right and die for it or sit back and play it safe and live in misery? Better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.

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Are you a confident person? What situations can or does happen that would take that away? I'm confident and nothing can take that away. I am unafraid.

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What do you covet? World peace.

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What happens at the worst of times? You find your inner strength and you share it with others.

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Do you often bite off more than you can chew? Not yet, so far I've been able to handle all that I take on.

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If you notice injustice / wrong, not necessarily against you, Stand up against it or Pass off? Stand up. All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.

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Personal Liberty vs National Security? Personal Liberty. A nation without liberty has no security.

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Does it piss you off when people ask a question, then don't bother to give points or even comment on your answers? Are they just point whores seeking points for their questions, or what? I don't care.

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Why do some people always blame someone else for their bad luck? They can't take personal responsibility.

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If i threw a rock at you, what will you do? Catch it and throw it back.

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Don't ever underestimate your enemies no matter how weak they are. True or false/ your comment? Very true. There is no greater calamity than to under-estimate the strength of your enemy. For to under-estimate the strength of your enemy is to lose your treasure.

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If you had to define the meaning of the word "grace" (not the prayer) what would you say as your interpretation? Honesty, fairness, integrity and honor.

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Tresspassers will be ...................? Sorry. It's posted, don't say I didn't warn you.

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Do the means ever make you blind to the ends? When do the means satisfy you more than the ends? Yes. The means are more satisfactory than the ends when I've managed to conduct myself with integrity in the actions I take.

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If the United States ever elects a female president, what will her husband be called? The first man. That doesn't sound right. With any luck at all the first woman president will be a lesbian and we can still call her spouse the first lady.

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Spiritually Speaking~What/Who is your greatest enemy? Indifference

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Why is it when someone says they are depressed the first thing we think of is BLACK? The first thing I thought when I read this was BLUE.

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I spank my kids with a paddle, belt or spoon. What do you use Don't use weapons. If it hurts your hand to swat them on the butt you are hitting them too hard.

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Do you try and see the good in everyone, or do you view it as a waste of energy? I give it a try but I don't waste a lot of energy on it. If I can't spot a little good in the first few interactions I stop looking.

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How do you pick "friends" for your friend list? I prefer to leave mine empty.

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Are you the type to kick a man when he's down? Depends on why I'm kicking him in the first place. Small transgression, I kick until he is down. Large transgression, I keep kicking until I've made a bloody pulp out of his head.

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If someone is an atheist then do they think is there a point in life? If you believe 100% that there is nothing after this life and we all just turn to dirt, then surely there's no point in anything? Do you have any purpose or motivation to function? Of course there is a point, the point is not to waste our lives. To be thankful for every second we get before we return to the earth. We give purpose to our lives and we are motivated to function by love, family, friends and self.

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What is the most disturbing thing someone has said on here? So far, some guy told me his dog seduced him and now he was head over heals in love.

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Is N I C K schtick or is he for real? I hope it's a shtick. I can't imagine being that tightly wound. Mellow out and enjoy this life Nicky.

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Should miniskirts and other indecent clothing items be banned on college campuses? Yes and all the books that have vaginas in them should be burned.

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I get really nervous around attractive girls but I have to work with them all day. What can I do to stop getting like this? A bout of hand to gland combat might relax you. Give it a tug or two and Reeelaaaxxxx.

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Spiritually speaking-are atheists aware of what they are missing-Love of the Lord? No, I was totally unaware of it until you pointed it out to me. Thank you! Rest now Christian soldier.

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Is it rude to tell people they're going to Hell? I told this girl in my art history class she's facing eternal punishment if she doesn't repent, and I was threatened with physical violence. Shouldn't she be thanking me? Did the girl ask you for this information? No? Didn't think so. Yes, it's rude.

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What exactly is a girl thinking when she wears clothing that exposes her nakedness? Don't they care that men will be lusting after their bodies? Yes they care, infact that's the point. It's why skirts are shorter, shirts are shorter and zippers are shorter. And, if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away. Look away NICK!

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What do you think jesus would say to people who use the bible as a weapon against homosexuals? "Shuddup!"

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Why do people say that there are no atheists in FoxHoles? Because when an Atheists is stuck in a foxhole we start saying things like "Jesus Christ get me outta this mess." "Oh God, that was close, please get me the hell outta here." We start praying our asses off. We don't actually start talking to God, but we go through the motions.

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Are you any good? I'm so d*mn good it's scary.

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May I ask why if a person tries to give good advice, why he/she gets attacked and feels the need to make themselves unknown? I thought AB was a reasonably free forum, if you don't like it, don't comment/answer/give points. I've run into this myself and it wasn't pleasant. A simple difference of opinion and it was on. I was attacked in the form of hateful leading questions. The best route is to ignore those users. There are so many others here who are here to have fun and to be fun. I stop and smell the flowers and avoid those with thorns.

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Are you intimidated by some AB'ers? Do you feel some are in a 'click' and ultra popular? Do you feel that some would never want to be your friend so avoid asking them? Or do you simply not care less? No, I'm not intimidated by any AB'ers. Yes, I think there are a few cliques here. Popularity? What are we in junior high? I couldn't care less.

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If your best friend needed an excorcist,would you be around him and help him in any way that you can? Yes, and I'd try like h*ll to do it with a straight face.

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If you were to die in and hour, what would be your last words? Good night honey, I love you.

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Do you like the truth sweetened a little or do you prefer people to call it as they see it? Without the sunshine blown up my butt. Thanks

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Where will you be when Armageddon happens? My luck, I'll be in line at the Emissions testing center. It'll come as a welcome relief! hahahaha

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Can a female dress up as boy george (2009-11-11) She can if she wants to. Go for it!

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Why isn't the 'ole grey mare what she used to be? Work hard, play hard, love hard. She's tired, old and ready to take it easy.

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Do you believe that a spoonful of Honey helps the medicine go down? Metaphorically speaking? No Literally? Yes

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Are you drunk and/or high right now? If so what are you on? Buzzed. Smoked a little pot a few minutes ago.

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Was it scary your first time seeing someone die Not scary, it was sobering and sad.

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Will my wife still be ugly when we get to heaven? Yes, but to make it heaven for you, God's going to poke out your eyes so you no longer have to see her.

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Do you think as people get older they get wiser or just more set in their ways? Do you think that older people have all the answers or just think they do? Age hasn't got squat to do with wisdom. Quite a few older people think the two go hand in hand, but they are sadly mistaken. Take answerbag for example, I've run into some very, very insightful people on this site and quite a few of them were fairly young. Like Indigo, Talim, Halskisaklink.

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How many people are sick to death of athiest questions already? Who the ....cares anyway? Not me. They don't bother me and neither do the religious questions. I skip over them if I'm not in the mood.

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And just how do you explain THAT? That's not mine.

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Should we never underestimate the power of____________________? Will

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Is it better to confront your critics or ignore them? Please remove. I apologise for this misstep I didn't realise this was your question.

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What does a positive outlook on life look like in a person? Peaceful.

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Is your time well spent? Most of it, but not all.

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If you owned a bar.... What would you name it? Beer Goggles.

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Does it really hurt to be offended? Not really. Hurt feelings, wounded pride or ego but it can't kill you.

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How much does it matter what people think of you? Very little. No, I guess that's not true. I care very, very much what a few people think of me, the other many, many people can pack sand.

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What was the straw that broke the camel's back? The last one.

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What are some of the biggest differences between you and some of your very close family memebers? One or two of my closest family members are much more cautious than I am.

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How would you find a needle in a hay stack? Burn the haystack.

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Have you done the wrong things for the right reasons? Yes. The path to hell is paved with good intentions.

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How well do you feel you know yourself? Pretty well. I even know the things about myself I would rather not know. When I'm alone with me, we have brutally honest chats.

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Do you ever feel like winding someone up?? Do you to know who you want to wind up? Yes, but I won't. It would be too easy.

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What is "your level best?" Not too much, not too little. Sufficient

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Some watch a cat catch a mouse and say, "Thats the circle of life." Would you stick to the same motto if you were getting chased down by a lion? No, I wouldn't run around in circles. I'd make a beeline for the nearest watering hole and make a swim for it.

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My wife does what she is told not a question just bragging about the control i have got over her Ain't that sweet.

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If i had leprosy would you kiss me Yes, on the lips. Even if you keep your lips in a baggie.

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How often do you get the chance to have a private moment in peace and quiet to think about personal matters which have been tucked into the background? Do you create private moments to do some thinking on personal matters? Every morning I get up before anyone else in my house does. I get about 2 1/2 hours to myself. It's my me time.

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What do you consider "Loyalty" to be? And if you are "Loyal" then to what sort of things are you "Loyal" to? You Family, friends, work, the country, yourself? Is your loyalty flexible or is it carved in stone? Integrity and dependability. I'm loyal to my word. I'm loyal to my principals and I'm loyal to anyone I pledge my loyalty to.

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Do you see things in black/white; or do you see the gray areas too? Many gray areas.

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If you were able to cure one problem in the world (sickness or other) what would your mission be? Hunger, it's such a basic need, it's also a problem that could be solved right now.

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If you could forget your past, would you? No, my past is an important part of who I am. I learned so many things from some great and some not so great people. I wouldn't trade it for the world.

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What proof is there that marijuana is bad for you? There are prisons full of people who got caught using, selling, and growing marijuana. That's bad. If it was legal it wouldn't be bad for anyone.

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How can you help someone who is egotistical and uncorrectable? Ex Lax.

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Who is Jesus....ive heard people talk about him, but i can't figure out what he's done. We're not related. lol

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What would you think of someone who would kick a puppy? Loser

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HOW CAN I CHOOSE A BEST FRIEND? Hold a raffle.

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What is something a Nudist would pack for vacation? Sun screen

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Why was Jack (from the Jack-o-lantern legend) condemned to walk the earth? Because he was stingy.

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Do you generally enjoy the silence or avoid it? I like the silence, It's the main reason I get up so early in the mornings.

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Seeing an owl on Halloween is a bad omen. According to tradition, owls on Halloween would swoop down and take your soul. How could you prevent this? A BB gun.

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What TV show do you never miss an episode of? Sons Of Anarchy.

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Is Obama weak? It's starting to look that way.

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My mother inlaw went off the chain cause i let my boys put there halloween costumes on and she yelld at me, what do i tell her to get her off my back? (its my babys) "Shush up muther."

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Are there any prophecies that Joseph Smith made that came true after his lifetime? They say he predicted his own death a few days before it happened.

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My fellow ABers, what is your definition of intelligence? The ability to learn mixed with some common sense.

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Do you, or does anyone you know have swine flu? No, but a couple of my friends thought they did. Mass hysteria.

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I'm going as Joe the Plumber tonight, who are you going as? Sarah Palin, I'm wearing a great red suit and a vacant stare.

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How do I find a community leader? Here's one. Her name is Galeanda and she is very helpful. galeanda@gmail.com

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Is there anything that you can do if you were just verbally abused by another A/Ber? Contact the staff or a CL. I'd make it a point to tell the abuser to stay away from me and I'd stay away from them too. This is a big site, it's pretty easy to avoid the abusers.

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What is the most important room in your house? Why? My kitchen. It's the heart of my home.

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Do you guyes hate GAY people? No, I don't. Some of the loveliest people I have ever met are gay.

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When im rootin my mrs i like to push blunt objects soaked in caesar dressing up my anus - am i normal? Doesn't that burn?

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My best friend who just got rid of me 2 weeks ago promised me last summer that we would always be friends. What do you think of this? H/She probably meant it at the time. People change. One of my friends and I both swore a blood oath that we would always be best friends. I can barely remember what she looked like now. We just grew apart.

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Ladies would you lock your husband out of your bedroom and make him sleep on the couch if you found out that he lied to you about having life insurance? No, I'd be mad, I get on the phone and get the life insurance myself but I wouldn't banish him from our bed.

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If someone greeted you by saying: Jesus loves you! What would you say? Thank you.

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Do you have a black belt in making love? I have four neckties and four bedposts. Just kidding.

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If you woke up tomorrow and we were in a taxi naked together in the backseat... assuming you can only muster 3 words... what 3 words would you say to me? Crap not again.

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How easy would it be to forgive someone who commented on a physical flaw of yours? Easy enough. My physical appearance is at the very bottom of my give a hoot list. It's quite a few lines below caring what others think about what I look.

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It's mischief night tonight. Should I go around goosing everyone on my friends' list or should I just cool it? It's Friday night you should let your goose loose.

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Are you going to remember to set the clocks back one hour this weekend? Only if you call me tomorrow and remind m

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How come eggs dont taste like chicken? They will if you wait long enough. Keep them warm. :0)

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If you were refusing a particular medical treatment to prolong your life, how would you explain your decision to family and friends? We have had this talk in my house and we have agreed to honor the others wishes, to respect the right to choose. I explained my limits by saying I am more concerned with quality than I am with quantity.

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If your kid won a spelling bee and acted like this when being interviewed on national TV, would you be embarrassed? There is a pretty good chance if that was my kid and I home schooled the rude little turd it would be my fault he acted that way. I'd be embarrassed with myself for not teaching him a few manners and maybe a dash of humility.

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Is there a difference between a strong woman and an aggressive woman? If so what's the difference and which one turns you off? A strong woman can be the wall, solid, unmovable and an aggressive woman has to be the battering ram.

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When is the last time you were downrated on AB? Yesterday.

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When you answer their questions in your usual way, some users never give you points, and you suspect that they make those DRs that you get. Would you: 1. avoid their questions? 2. answer their questions differently? 3. ignore DRs? 4. do something else? 3. I'm not in it for the points and I don't really care what people think of me. I'm just here for a little fun, to learn a few new things and to share what I have learned from my life. People can take it or leave it as they see fit.

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Who wants steak and a baked potato? I do, I'm starving. I'm in the middle of preparing our dinner but I can't eat anything until tonight. Having a few medical test run this afternoon. I'mmm hungryyyy.

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Who are the black sheep among the Answerbag members? I don't know and I don't care.

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How do you respond to people who *get in your face*? I stand up straighter and wait. They get to decide how far we are going to take it. Once the parameters are set, I get involved.

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What did fake smiles and false pretenses bring to your life or the life of those you love and care about? Nothing. People can smell a phony. I've made it a point to teach my children to be candid.

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Does an imagination need exercise to remain strong? Yes. Use it or loose it.

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Does Barack Obama deserve a Nobell Peace prize, be honest. For what? No, he didn't earn it.

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If God could see you now what would he say?..........................................................................If your a non believer could you prentend please. He would say.. "You look tired, why don't you go back to bed for a little while."

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My husband cheated on a 12 yr relation with my daughter, he denied till I cornered him about it. Now he is really sorry and says it was a mistake. His step daughter 17yrs told me about it and she moved out. I since asked him to move out. Should I divorce? Uhhh, yeah!

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A question for atheists: Do you feel hypocritical rooting for sports teams from Los Angeles, San Antonio, San Francisco, or other other cities whose names are religiously-based? No. Should I?

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Did you have a hulahoop growing up? Yes and I have one now. They are great for firming your stomach.

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Is it really "cheaper to keep her?" Nope. Pay now or pay later. It might cost you some coin, but the price of peace and happiness is money well spent.

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Do you personally know anyone who has a pacemaker implanted in them? I knew someone. My cousin had one early on she died in her twenties.

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Have you, in a positive way, “grown” at all since joining the AB Family? Want to share by telling us how so? One step back, two steps forward. Yes, I have grown. I lost my cool with someone and acted in a way that I find offensive. Mirror opposition if you will. I regret it, but I'm not ashamed of it. I learned that even in a place like this it's better to avoid people you don't like than to compromise your integrity. Just like in real life. I also learned that this is a big site with...

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Can you teach or train other Adults? You can try, but if they aren't willing to attend class they won't learn the lesson. I can't imagine getting to the point in my life where I thought I had nothing new to learn. How boring that would be.

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How do you deal with someone who is always Angry? I point this out to them and then I walk away. Life is too short and peace is to precious to let someone p*ss in your punch. If they can't be nice, they aren't invited to my party.

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I just saw an ad on here saying Blacks cannot be racist. What do you think about that statement? I think it's naive.

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Who hates you? You want names? There are a handful of people who despise me. Oddly enough they are the same people that made my sh*t list.

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Your partner just said something really stupid. Do you defend them no matter what or do you join in with the public Lynching Neither. I let him take his medicine but I don't participate in the lynching. He does the same for me. I'm a big fan of personal responsibility.

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Do you know anyone who's always fishing for compliments? Yes. I'll give them a few then I go deaf. Let them stand there feeling like a blowhard braggart waiting on a compliment that isn't comming.

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What are your thoughts on the movie Milk? I loved it. I thought Sean Penn, Emile Hirsch, James Franco (yummy) and Josh Brolin were brilliant. Harvey Milk was very brave.

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Does anyone remember Blackjack and Clove Gum? I like them both. You can still get them at Cracker Barrel.

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What's your favourite sandwich recipe? French dip.

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Would people change their opinions of you if they read your diary? I don't know they might. Some might like me more and some might like me less. <shrug>

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Anyone else in a really bad mood today? Not today. I'm in a great mood today. The weather is lovely, I have plans with my best friend for lunch and we are doing a little Christmas shopping after.

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Are you able to run in sandals or flip-flops? No, I've only met one person who can really run in flip-flops. He has an unfair advantage, his toes are so long he can catch a football with his feet.

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Have you ever felt physically ill while watching a movie? Which movie? Hostel made me queasy.

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Are you more likely to say yes or no to a favor someone asks of you? If they ask, I'm more likely to say yes. If they try to manipulate me, I'm going to say NO.

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Have you crossed paths with a bullsh*t artist yet? Yes, many. Thankfully, I learned a long time ago what they smell like, that comes in quite handy. Saves all kinds of time.

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Has someone ever said to you that you have a way with words? Many times and a few of them were compliments.

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Has anyone ever accused you of being a "goody two shoes"? I seriously doubt it.

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Do you usually give people the benefit of the doubt? Yes I do but I share Gomer Pyle's rule of thumb; Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.

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Why can't atheists respect people's religious beliefs? Most of us can.

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What is your favourite form of folklore? Urban legends.

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What to do if some emo kids cross through your yard? Nothing.

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What is being poor to you? Lack of good humor.

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What is honesty? Candor. Speaking and acting with integrity and realness.

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Why should anyone care or try? Because it's better than being a quitter. If you quit you have no chance to change anything.

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Do you enjoy a good compliment from a stranger? Yes, it's quite nice.

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What do you think will make you happy and content for the rest of your life? Love and peace. I'm very content with my life.

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Watch your thoughts; for they become your words. ...... Watch your words; for they become your actions...... Watch your actions; for they become your habits........................................... What do you think of this saying? Good advise.

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Do you hand out candy on halloween? Yes. I'm looking forward to it this year. We have new neighbors and they have a huge brood of children. It going to be fun.

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If you were to buy me a present today what would you get me? Flowers or a scented candle. I don't know you well enough to get you something personal.

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What tasty snack do you enjoy if you wake up in the middle of the night? Honey nut Cheerios.

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Do you rent or own your home? We own our home, it's been paid off for many years.

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Are you a bellicose person? No, I'm a very mellow, laid back person by nature. Not, saying I can't get argumentative occasionally but it's easy for me to shrug it off and move on.

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Does this quote mean politics as usual? "I will never rush the solemn decision of sending you into harm's way. I won't risk your lives unless it is absolutely necessary," Obama said. " Yes it does. Same old song and dance.

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Is Detroit becoming a ghost town? It ain't lookin good.

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I'm 14 years old and dating a 19 year old. Our parents have given us permission to date, we have had sex. Well, I may be pregnant and I really don't want him to get sent away, should I tell them I was raped? Not by him but by unknown? Help please! Please don't destroy some innocent mans life. This is you, your boyfriend and your parents doing. Don't involve some innocent bystander.

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What is one of the oldest television commercials that you remember? An old coppertone commercial with Jodie Foster.

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Where is the strangest place anyone has ever tried to chat you up? Exam room while I was in stirrups. "So , did you see the Thanksgiving Day parade yesterday?" Shhh, we'll chat later.

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What's your favorite city skyline? San Francisco.

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Do you believe that there is someone out there for you? Do you believe that you will ever find them? I believe there are plenty out there for me. I found one I love so I stopped looking. He is the one, but I'm pretty sure he wasn't the ONLY one.

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What's your favorite marinade for a steak? Chipotle marinade.

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What do you want to know about me? You ask interesting questions.

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What makes you a survivor? Knowing when to hold them, when to fold them, when to walk away and when to run!

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What's on your plate? German chocolate cake.

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What do you turn your back on? Drama.

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What are you taking care of? My bidness, my family, my pets and myself.

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If love was a flavor, what would it taste like? Strawberry jello with whipped cream. Sweet, tart, creamy and it tickles when you eat it.

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What comes to mind when I say "cosmetic surgery"? Those women who tighten their faces to look like Lieutenant Worf on Star Trek.

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Do you think treat or treating is a sign of begging ?? whats your opinion I think it's a creative, fun night on the town for our children.

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WOW! Michelle Obama can jump rope and frolic on the White House lawn. Is that BIG news to you? Will that feed your family or help you get a job? I was watching something the other day and they compared the American political environment to American Idol. I had to agree. The news coverage is on the same level of reporting that is essential to the survival of the National Enquirer.

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Has anything ever reassured your faith in humanity? People. Every now and then you come across a truly exceptional person. I met one lady who has every reason in the world to be a bitter mean person. Life has thrown every conceivable road block at her. Her childhood was the stuff nightmares are made of. Her first marriage was brutal. Her second marriage ended in the untimely death of a sweet loving man. One tragic event after another. She is the...

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Are you tired of hearing about Jon and Kate Gosselin? Yes, they are boring. That's why I never watched the show. Now they are all over the place. I can't go to the store and buy my milk without seeing the latest headline. I'm boycotting TLC because of those two attention whores.

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Can you describe the sensation of a "gut feeling"? It feels like you are certain of something you have absolutely no reason to be certain of. You just know. Feels like a tummy full of oatmeal, warm, full and satisfied.

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Do you have a favorite soup and / or the recipe? Tomato.

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If you caught someone breaking into your home would you kill them or let them just take stuff? They could take my stuff but if I felt threatened with bodily harm I'd be willing to kill.

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Is it harmful to swallow your gum? According to my mother your underwear will stick to your butt. Just one of her many momalies.

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Can you finish this sentence?: Nobody is messing with my ______________. Eggo, Let go my eggo.

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I'm sweating like a _____. Whore in church.

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If you could vote Obama out of office, would you? Not yet. I'll give him a little more time before I decide.

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The Worst Parts To Dieing,......? When a friend dies you lose a friend. When you die you lose all your friends. The loss is the worst.

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Do you have a favourite Folk song? Man Of Constant Sorrow

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Do you ever use bleach when washing whites? Yes all the time. I double rinse the clothes when I do.

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When I say "take your medicine" what comes to mind immediately? Comeuppance.

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What's on your AB agenda for today? Big points? Big belly laughs? or Big headaches? Belly laughs would be great. Thanks

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When I say "deadpan", what do you think of first? Dry humor.

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If someone you knew was getting ready to enter into a new romantic relationship and ask for your advice, what advice would you give? Either you love him as he is or you don't love him.

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What was the worst thing ever put into your trick-or-treat bag when you were a child? A prayer card.

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Ladies, do you know any extremely handsome men in person who have character and fidelity? Several.

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Whats something you might find at a hardware store? You might find Pamela Anderson there. I doubt it, but you might.

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Do you think some people on AB forget (or don't care) that there are real people behind these questions when they are giving life altering "advice" or being really rude to people.? I think the life altering advice is given with the knowledge there are real people involved and with the understanding that the person gets to choose whether or not to take the advice for themselves. I think the rudeness is also given with the knowledge that real people are involved they just don't care.

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What is mermaid syndrome? The feet and legs are fused together.

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How would you define humility and then how would you teach it to an arrogant person? Modest and unpretentious. As far as I can tell it can't be taught to the arrogant, their arrogance won't allow it.

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If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times ________________________ you can't have any pudding if you don't eat your meat

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Message from God? I'm sorry your call cannot be completed. Please hang up and try again.

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Did you know if you slide your hands one key to the left when typing the phrase "your welcome", it looks like this "tiye qwkxinw"? I just thought you should know. Thank you, and to answer your other question "What do I think about you?" I think you're pretty funny.

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Have you planted a tree? Many. Our yard has about 50 trees in it.

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When you keep a secret.. do you really keep it? Or do you go tell someone else and make them promise never to tell. The only secrets I keep are my own. I think it's the personal responsibility of every person to keep the things they don't want others to know to themselves. You keep yours and I'll keep mine. :o)

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What is it about Colorado that seems to produce so many Christian fundamentalists? Is it something in the water, do you think? Birds of a feather flock together.

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If it wasn't for adamant disbelief what would atheist have to make them feel alive? We have a plethora of things to make us feel alive. It's too bad you feel God is the only thing that makes you feel alive. Branch out, try something in addition to your God.

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I declare today AB sorry day, is there anyone you wish to say sorry to ? (This can be anyone whatsoever, it might make you feel better) I'd like to apologise to those I offend.

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Why Is Life Shit? That's what life is. Shit and sugar, don't eat the shit.

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I am now a Sage! First off I'd like to thank God, because without her I'd just be another racist eunich with a unibrow and a mean streak. Can I get an encore, do you want more? Please, tell me more. Congrats !!

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I had an affair with a co-worker which didn't last long. Since then his wife found an old email and now wants revenge. I still work at the same place, and she is here a lot. She only knows my name. What should I do so that I can relax? Take your medicine and get it over with. I suggest you approach her outside of your work place before she approaches you inside it.

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My husband and the girl he is having an affair with have people following me so they make sure I don't catch them. Is this considered stalking or harassment? What can I do? I'd let those people follow me. Take them on some very exciting field trips. They could follow me to my attorneys office, to the bank, to the locksmiths, to my husbands new storage locker, where I was placing all his personal belongings. And, last but not least, they could follow me to my new life.

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What would your reaction be to a national or worldwide Hug-a-Bitch day? I'd run right over to my favorite AB'er and (((HUG))) like h*ll. Big ole bear (((HUG))) I don't think I've ever met a b*tchyer woman in my life. I almost admire her. If you are going to be a b*tch you might as well be the biggest b*tch you can be. Right m'dear?

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If the Bible isn't true, why are there hundreds of prohecies that came true? Dumb luck. In the 5th grade we were given an assignment to predict our own futures, the futures of our families and our town. Well over half of my predictions have come true. I chalk it up to self fulling prophecy, a prediction that directly or indirectly causes itself to become true.

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My boyfriend broke up with me 4 months ago. Everybody knows that he seriously broke my heart. His family came to NY and called me up for dinner. I thought it was ridiculous and unnecessary and I can't understand why they would do that, am I overreacting? A little bit. It was a nice gesture. They must have really liked you and they were extending an invitation to you to remain friendly with them. They sound like good people.

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Do you find eternally cheerful, optimistic people who always look on the bright side, no matter how bad the situation, to be refreshing, or unbelievably irritating? Just unbelievable in general. Everyone, and I do mean everyone, has a cynical side. The yin and yang of a "balanced" personality. No balance = no integrity.

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Sometimes do you read stuff on AB and think wow what a load of BS? Sometimes.

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Did u know Moses wore a veil the last 40 yrs. of his life..? because of the repurcussions of speaking with the Lord face to face. what do u think? ...:)justme No I didn't. What repercussions?

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What gives a Christian Evangelist the right to come up and tell me that I will go to hell and damnation if I don't believe in Jesus Christ? I mean, come on, CE's do you really believe you have the right to do this? They have the same right to speak without censorship or limitation as the rest of us do. Freedom of speech in the United States is protected by the First Amendment. The good news is they can tell you you're going to go to hell and you can tell them, "I'll be in line behind you, you judgmental turd."

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Should divorce AND gay marriage be illegal? Yes. If the heterosexual couples are going to claim this union their own and base the argument for doing so on the sanctity of this holy bond then they should have to stay in their marriage until death do them part just like it says in those holy hetero vows. Gay marriage should be legal and EVERY married person should be pressuring their government to make this so.

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What do you say to the traffic police when they pull you over for speeding? Officer: "Do you know why I pulled you over?" Me: "Yes." Officer: "Why did I pull you over." Me: "If you don't know, I'm certainly not going to tell you." It's worked twice. I'm very careful of my speed now. No point pushing my luck.

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What makes you feel really good about yourself right now? I'm happy.

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How's your bag? Wrinkled.

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What do you think about sexless marriages? Bummer.

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My ex-fiance mentally cheated. She broke up with me because she was still in love with her ex-boyfriend. She called saying she made a mistake and wanted me back. We got back together and I got orders to Korea. Broke up with me again. Is she worth it? My magic 8 ball says "Outlook Not Good"

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Would you marry a sexually impure woman? It's not legal for two women to marry in my state. But if it were and If I wasn't already married to a great guy, yes I would. I take it you frown on this. :o(

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Are you intimidated by those whom you think hold "the power"? Do you avoid them or interact with them as you would with anyone else? No, and yes I interact with them. Like many of the other answers here, I'm not intimidated by others no matter how powerful they are.

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Among your circle of friends/acquaintances, is there one person who always wants to be the center of attention, the life of the party? Do you find that to be tiresome or just accept it as part of the package? I'm not sure if he wants it or if we assign him that role because he is the funniest most entertaining man we've ever met. But yes, there is a person in our group that takes center stage when we gather. He is the best story teller ever. His humor is hysterical and everyone of us adore him. Johnny can light up any room he walks into. Now if I were competing for center of attention I...

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There are lots of reasons why you like some people and don't like others. For me, those whom I like are the ones who make me feel good about myself....those I don't like make me feel uncomfortable or uneasy or on guard. What are your reasons? I like people who can see me flaws and all and can accept me for who I am. Like kbear, I don't need people to make me feel good about myself, I get that from self acceptance.

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You are handed a grenade! Now what are you going to do? I'm going to finish the laundry.

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When you ask a question on AB just to rattle the cages are you more often pleased with the responses or disappointed in them? I'm always pleased with the responses, even those I don't happen to agree with or approve of. What's not to love about diversity.

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What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? Bored.

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If someone claims to have a fear of commitment, what is it they're actually afraid of? The act of committing. Obligation

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There's one beer left in you fridge , can i have it? Sure, but I have to warn you, it's been in there since the Carter administration.

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When was the last time you lied? and what was the lie? About 25 minutes ago. Someone tried to set up an appointment to go over some things with me on Monday, I told them I was all booked up on Monday and I'd have to check my schedule and get back to them. 1. I'm not doing squat on Monday 2. My schedule is wide open for the next two weeks 3. I have no intention of "getting back to them", infact I intend to avoid them for a good...

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When was the last time you told a lie? What did you lie about? About 25 minutes ago. Someone tried to set up an appointment to go over some things with me on Monday, I told them I was all booked up on Monday and I'd have to check my schedule and get back to them. 1. I'm not doing squat on Monday 2. My schedule is wide open for the next two weeks 3. I have no intention of "getting back to them", infact I intend to avoid them for a good...

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Is there someone on AB who you find offensive or troubles you? Not really. It's no skin off my rump.

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The problem with atheism is no reason to create anything but babies and food. Agreed? Nope. We have our reasons they just don't involve God or Jesus Christ or the bible.

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I think the lowest form of humor is when it is at another person's expense. What do you think? I don't think so. Some of the funniest things I have ever heard were at my expense. Funny is Funny.

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What comes in can? A lonely man.

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Should it be a crime not to believe in Jesus? It's been a crime many times throughout history.

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Contributor for Fox News - Cal Thomas in an editoral argues that Fox broadcasts the truth and others deliever propaganda? That sound about right? Both sides say the same things about the other side. Always have and always will. You're a liar. No you are. No, you are. No, you are. Reminds me of a Pee Wee Herman bit. "I know you are, but what am I?" "I'm rubber and you're glue." "Ha Ha,Heh Heh Heh"

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Jack_____________? be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack jump over a candlestick.

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Atheist if you have a child who is dying,how do you comfort them?This is an honest question. Without the promises the bible provides the believers. No open door that is there to usher us into God's magnificent presence. No conquering death like Jesus did. We talk about the cycle of life. Life always ends in death.

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Even though you might usually avoid controversy, if a friend is being attacked do you join the fray in defense of him/her? Depends on the nature of the attack. It also depends on who started the fight. Even my so very close to perfect friends(lol) make mistakes or lose their tempers. I don't blindly defend a person be it friend or not. I don't want my friends defending me if I've screwed the pooch. Before they defend my honor they need to make sure I've acted honorably. We all have our ignoble...

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Why does the TRUTH in http://groups.google.com/group/friends-of-jesus/web/luke-6-20 offend you? I'm not offended by your religious truth or anyone elses. Are you offended by mine?

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You've been invited to a small party to celebrate Obama's first year in office. What will you bring for a gift? Testicular implants. Time for the Democrats to get busy and I'm hoping it's just a lack of balls that has them acting like ineffectual wieners.

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17 year old girl dating a 19 year old guy? I think it is okay what is your view? I don't give a hoot. Unless one of the parties is an adult and the other is a child I couldn't possibly care less. Sh*t I don't even care if one of them is a married president and the other is a friggin nun. I don't care if they are both girls and one of them is dating the others son on the side. Same goes for the fellas. Who gives a crap.

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Do you think a girl that likes to gossip will tell everybody what you say even if she is married or with a boyfriend? Yes she will. If she'll gossip to you, she'll gossip about you, you can count on it.

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Should prostitutes and johns have their vehicles impounded and their drivers licenses for publicly soliciting? No they should be able to conduct their business with out the cops butting in. Prostitution should be legal.

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Don't you just hate people who don't love God? That's not very Christian of you now is it? No I don't hate them what love God nor them what don't.

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You are dying in your dead bed, what will you tell your spouse ? Not to date anyone else, say nothing or tell him/her to re-marry ? How long do you wait to get on with your life? I would tell him I love him. I would tell him good bye and that's about it. He's a big boy, he'll handle his love life all by himself after I'm dust.

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Do you form an opinion quickly about others and are you ever wrong? I take my time forming an opinion of others and even then I have been wrong.

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How can I convince my Christian girlfriend that self-pleasure is a sin and she must stop? Proof. Name one person past or present who is burning in hell for playing solo on their organs.

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Do you always kiss your s/o goodnight? Yes.

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My friend wanna get pregnant without the boy knowing so when he cums,he cums on her stomach and shes goes to the bathroom and put the cum in her vagina can she become pregnant? Yes, sadly, she can. Wouldn't it be great if you had to have more than a vagina to get pregnant? Like a little integrity,a little maturity, or at the very least, the sense it takes to pour p*ss out of a boot.

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Have you ever gone one toke over the line? Sweet Jesus, yes.

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What would you do if it turned out that the afterlife was in Texas? Why shoot, I'd wrangle myself up a little place over yonder and set a spell, y'all are welcome to join me.

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Do you think men who are fanatics about Big Boobs intellectually lacking? No they just like boobies. I like ice cream.

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Does anyone else think that "Don't Ask; Don't Tell" is a peculiar policy to place on a military governed by a code of honor? Yes, as a matter of fact I do, especially the American military, you know the ones who defend our "freedoms".

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Hello? Is anybody there? Just nod if you can hear me.

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What are tale tale signs your guy is a jerk He loves himself a wee bit too much and way, way too often.

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If atheism is correct, what is the meaning, or purpose of life? The meaning of life is to live it. Your purpose in life is to find your passion and incorporate it into your life.

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Have u ever been so drunk or so high that u don't remember nothing the next day? No I remembered every gory detail.

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Did Judas have a choice on weather he would betray Jesus? Free will baby!

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Are you unfluffable?:) Try me.

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What`s the best use for a dead kitten? Dental floss or butt plug depending on how you're bent.

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You are a pirate, and you raid another ship...what treasure do you find? Booty, sailor booty. They look so cute in their little white uniforms.

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Are you looking forward to FRIENDS, the movie? Nope. Had enough of them already. I'm sure Phoebe is still stupid. Ross is still a nasally whiner. Joey is still an unemployed oily bohunk. Chandler is still putting up with the control freak what's her name and Rachel is still bouncing back and forth between Joey and Ross.

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How do you feel about people who are stuck up? <shrugs shoulders> meh.

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If You Could Streak Anywhere, Where Would You Go? Where Would You Not Go? I have streaked and I did it through the Mormon Temple here in town.

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Atheists - why are you here? On this site or on this planet? I am here for the same reasons you are here, to live my life as I see fit, to believe in the things I choose to believe in. To give you someone to talk to or about depending on your preference.

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Are you through with all your rambunctiousness and misdemeanoring? lol Yes indeedy. I am the picture of subdued good behavior. :o)

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Any secrets on how to KEEP a guy?! i desperately need some help here. Thanks for any advice! Relax your grip. The white knuckled grip is the fastest way in the world to send a man running for the hills.

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Women, what do you find least attractive in men that isn't a physical trait? Arrogant windbags. It seems the two always go hand and hand. Yuck to the extreme.

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Is it fair that my mother should confiscate my laptop and send me to bed without any supper? I am 46 years old! Did you clean your room? No Did you take out the trash? No Did hide your vegetables in your pockets again? Yes Sorry but it sounds fair to me.

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My 30 yr old ex dumped me for a 19 yr old escort from Vegas. He says he hopes I will wait for him because he feels dating her is a big mistake. Should I give him another chance or just have him learn from his own mistake? Leave his needs and wants and education out of the equation just this once. What do YOU want to do? Whatever you decided to do, do it for yourself.

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To all those who do not believe in Heaven and Hell, will you be sorry if you are actually wrong? Eternity is never ending and one of those 2 places would be a complete drag to spend your forever, wouldn't it? No, I don't pretend to have all the answers it certainly wouldn't be the first time I was wrong about something. I'll make the best of whichever hell I land in, even if it's the pretty one with all the harp music. Gawd, I hate harp music.

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Do you have any T-shirts that express your political and or moral viewpoint/ I have a few. Most of them have peace signs on them.

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Your male boss comes into a very important meeting wearing a skirt and high heels and asks you what you think of his outfit, to which you reply....? "I think your lipstick color clashes with that blouse, but those are great shoes." "Where did you get them?"

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If a portal to hell ripped open before your eyes and hordes of demonic apparitions poured out, eviscerating everyone around you, what would you do? I'd crap my pants.

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Which is you're favorite john wayne movie? The Cowboys

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"Have you lost your______________!"? marbles

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How to become powerful? Could you kindly give your definition of 'Power' and 'Powerful'? "He is most powerful who has power over himself." Know your strengths and embrace your weaknesses. Learn to bend and you won't break.

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Why are there so many serious people on this sillyvilly site? I've noticed the laughs are few and far between. I've also noticed many people talking about points, they seem to be very focused on getting them. Maybe that's why they give accurate informational answers.

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As women clean their genital after urinate and wipe with paper then does it not smell? Does what smell? The paper or the genital area? If the genital area smells they should rewipe.

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How would you go about giving a stuck-up snob a humility lesson? Mimic them directly to their face. Out snob the snob. They get the hint and if they don't you can shrug your shoulders and walk away from them knowing you gave it a shot.

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What are the truths and lies about the Spanish Inquisition? It's true you couldn't talk em outta sh*t, but it's a lie he could dance.

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Where are you? Right behind you!

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Atheist what do you think about what this former atheist's came to the conclusion of? Yummy, please pass the kool-aid. Torrents of evidence? Where?

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I have a friend who gossips to all our friends about me, and then makes them stop being friends with me! She also bashes me on her online blog! But then a week later she tells me that I'm a friend she can't live without! What should I do? Shave her arse and teach her to walk backwards.

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My "friend" only texts me when he needs something, such as a ride to work. We still hang out sometimes & were close. He blows me off & cancels plans all the time, but doesn't do this with anyone else. Its all about him. Is the friendship worth saving? It's worth it for him, not so much for you. Friends give as much as they take.

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What do you do with friends who do not care for you and act insulting to you? The first thing I'd do is stop calling them friends.

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Are you ready for the Lord to return and for Satan to rule the Earth and conquer all of those who have not given themselves to the Lord Almighty!? YES! I have the lights up, the tree is trimmed, the milk and cookies are out and... wait, did you say Santa?

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Do you think there's something wrong with people who are racist? Like, in the head? I do, who agrees? I think there is something wrong with their hearts.

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How does God "smite" people? He makes them egotistical, arrogant, big talking, bigheaded, cocky, conceited, immodest, know-it-all, loudmouth, narcissistic, overweening, phony, puffed up, self-important,swollen-headed, vainglorious, windbags and leaves the rest up to us. It's up to the rest of us to teach these poor souls the error of their ways and if they can't learn they are doomed straight to a hell of their...

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I say "middle finger" you say? No thank you, I already have two.

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If you were to see a person on the street getting verbally degraded, physically abused, and just getting plain out hurt, would you try to stop the person who was hurting them, or would you just walk-on by, and imagine that nothing was happening? I wade in up to the top of my pointed little head.

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Do you notice the quiet people? They are the first ones I notice. I'm a quite person and I know there is a lot going on inside my head, so I watch the other quiet ones trying to catch a glimpse of what they are thinking.

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Wife lied to me about where she was at. I was in a different state at the time so we texted and had phone calls, but sometimes I would call or text and wouldn't get a call back from for hours later, always had an excuse about why she didn't call back. That's a bummer.

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When you say "I'm sorry", do you really mean it? If I don't mean it, I don't say it.

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What's the longest you've ever been bedridden? About an hour, but the old man and I were much younger then. :(

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The justice of the peace who refused to marry the inter-racial couple "for the sake of potential future children" should be ___________! ashamed of himself.

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Did you ever kiss a statue/dummy??? When and why? I have never kissed a statue, but I have kissed a dummy or two in my time.

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How do you go from holding a grudge to not holding a grudge? You simply put it down and walk away from it. Life is too short.

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What's something you will never do again? Streak, way to old for that sort of tomfoolery.

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What would you say your biggest character flaw is? I'm flippant.

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Maybe the amount of time and effort we spend on criticizing one other we should spend on "fixing" ourselves. What do you think? I think it's a grand noble idea and if we weren't all sitting around waiting for the other guy to go first it could work. Self improvement should never stop, no matter how old and wise you think you are.

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How friendly are we to new baggers? I was met at the door with a fair amount of hostility but only from a few users.

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Where can I find Sean Connery? (humorous answers) Sometimes I have him in the back of my mind when the hubby and I...never mind.

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Why do so many say hell is an eternal seperation from God?When the lake of fire is God's wrath for eternity. I just don't know. Why God? Why? Wwwwhhhhyyyyyy?

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How come people say Bill O'Reilly is stupid when they have never seen his show? You tube. The clips of his titty fits are enough for some. You seen one rageaholic, you seen em all. I have watched his show, I have decided after doing so, that he is a dumb arse. He doesn't conduct interviews, he picks a fight then he rants and screams and carries on like a deranged fishwife being violated.

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Okay...Who here on AB, sits on the "throne of judgement", and decides which questions are DUPLICATE, NONSENSE, OFFENSIVE, etc.? May your "kingdom" be plagued FOREVER--by the sickening sound of (C)RAP MUSIC!!!!!! Everybody who has moderation points has done it, myself included.

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Do you think Obama will be a good president? Why or why not? Maybe, but so far he is the token....

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What is your view of a 11 year old girl dating a 65 year old man? How about 7 and 43? 12 and 86? 13 and 109? Holy cow there are a lot of these questions today. Do the crime do the time. Dating a child is phucking disgusting unless you are a child too.

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Have subtle slogans from childhood, such as "Girls are better than boys!" caused the stubborness we see in women today? I never heard that one. I heard boys are made of snakes and snails and puppy dog tails. Girls are made of sugar and spice and all things nice. I have a stubborn streak in me and I'm pretty sure it wasn't due to some subtle slogan I heard as a girl. Life taught me to be firm lest I be run over by bullies and the like.

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Are you flying your flag at half-staff while Obama is in office? No, I don't fly a flag.

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People say that those who cant do teach. What do those who cant teach do? Star in porn movies.

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How can you tell when you're lying to yourself? You should have a little voice in your head whispering "Bullsh*t, peddle that crap down the road, I ain't buying it. I love ya man, but I'm not going to pretend to believe that crap, even for you."

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What is your view on a 14 year old girl dating a 29 year old man? Yuck. Takes a real loser of a "man" to get sexually involved with a minor. Creepy to the extreme.

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Is it your dream to live in Hawaii? No, too small, too crowded.

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Do you think we should harvest the fat off of obese people and use it as fuel? I think that's a fine idea. Maybe we could use the lard for cooking, to fry doughnuts and the like.

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What percentage of ABers do you think you could this song be about? I'd say probably 75%. HAHAHA 75% sounds about right. Online is filled with heroes, heroines, and honorable hotties.

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What's one thing to drink, that you won't drink? Milk. Gag.

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Is getting knocked up at 13 bad? A sexually active 13 year old is bad, a knocked up 13 year old is tragic.

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Did Rush make the liberals look stupid & vindicative by calling Rush a racist When Obama makes racist statements all the time? There are those who think so, I'm not amongst that group. I think he made himself look stupid and vindictive yet again. Many people think Rush is in the business of broadcasting real news. I think he is in the business of hate and fear mongering. He spreads his OxyContin induced bogeymen-under-the-bed nightmares to those who are easily influenced and given to histrionics.

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To the beloved atheists: is nothing sacred? Yes, imagine that! We revere many things, God just doesn't make the cut for us.

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Are Gays a Myth? (2009-10-15) No, it's true. There are those among us who prefer same gendered relationships.

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How long can you look a stranger in the eye before you turn away? Why am I staring? It depends on why I'm staring at them. If I am trying to make a point I can keep it up until they look away. If I don't have an agenda, I would look away before I made them uncomfortable.

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I was telling my friend about AB tonight and she was like: "You realize you could be talking to some weird old guy in Utah!" 2 questions. Any weird old guys from Utah? and what do you think about not knowing the people you are talking to? I'm sure there's at least one weird old guy from Utah on this site. Who cares.

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Spiritually speaking- What would you like to teach others here? Spiritually is personal, if you feel the need to recruit others it's not spiritual, it's religion.

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What is your view on an 18 year old girl in love with a 54 year old man? Depending on the girl and the man I think it might be just the ticket. Lets face it, at 54 some men start the backwards slide. Their mid life crisis begins and they start desperately trying to reclaim their lost youth. The red corvettes, the leather jackets, the hair plugs and the child like love only a teenager can provide. Not many women make it to their 50's still clingy, needy and...

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Is there anyone here on AB that if you could meet personally you would just choke the life out of them for being such a jerk? No. Jerks don't make me mad, they make me laugh. :0)In fact, at the risk of sounding like a jerk, I must admit I do get a little giddy when a jerk decides to take me on. I'm fairly unflappable and don't mind being the brick wall they dash themselves against.

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Have you any frenemies? (are you aware of the term?) No, I don't. I cut the dead weight and pull the weeds as soon as I spot them. Life is too da*n short to waste time on a two faced friend.

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Are you offended by nudity in art? I'm offended by nudity in the buffet lines only.

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Has Hugh Laurie played music other than on House episodes? Yes, here is my favorite. He is a gifted musician and a crack up!

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Is it possible to be sinless? You can, I don't want to.

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Are even die hard liberals left asking WTF with Obama winning the nobel peace prize? I am. He hasn't DONE anything yet.

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Can you define "beauty" in yer own words? Simple pleasures.

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Who deserved the Nobel Prize more, Osama or Al Gore? And your reasoning is...? Michael Moore.

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Has President Obama delivered on gay rights? So far he has accomplished three things. A dog, a swing set and a kitchen garden. Not too shabby all things considered. HHAHAHAH

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Would you eat a beaver to save a tree's life? No. I never developed a real taste for beaver.

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How do you fend off demons? I wear white shoes after Labor Day and I keep a small bottle of absolution solution in my handbag at all times.

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If you don't trust your Government enough to follow its recommendations for your own best interests, why are you here? Why not go elsewhere? Isn't Elsewhere the place you would really rather be? I am a citizen of this country (America) by birth. If I'd been given a choice, I might have chosen a different country. Just because they SAY they are acting in our best interest, doesn't mean they really are. The beauty of this democracy is, I'm free to stay here in the country of my birth and critique the government for putting the best interest of corporations, and profit,...

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Should AB have the folowing disclaimer: "feel free to be offended by any of the content on this site; this is not always a bad thing, as it can be character building". ####### Please flag.

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It does no good to__________ Whine.

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How do I get rid of a poltergeist? Tinfoil hat, a cow bell, three thumb tacks and a banana Popsicle.

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Are there too many catholics, too many protestants and not enough christians around? No, there's plenty of each.

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Do you believe in the saying what goes around comes around Yes sir, I do.

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Are you the type to start rumors or stop them? Rumors are like farts or burps after pickled eggs and beer. They stink so I stay from them on both ends.

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My new husband has an ex-wife with histrionic personality disorder. She's unrelentingly stalking me for attention. Why she needs my attention and not my husbands attention is a mystery to me. Is there anything that I can do to discourage her? Wow you lead a very colorful life filled with very colorful people. I was just looking through your questions and I see you have a needy histrionic ex, a psychopath neighbor, an envious enemy who imitates you and somewhere in the mix you also have a narcissist to deal with. You have a lot on your plate. I don't know how you put up with all those people!

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Have you ever received a traffic ticket that you thought you really did deserve? All of them. I was speeding every time I was issued a ticket for speeding.

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How would you describe your word choices? Thoughtful, colorful, provocative, charming, utilitarian or something else? Eclectic. Bit of this, dash of that. Sometimes I put a great deal of care into my word choices. Sometimes I use the first word that pops into my head. Sometimes I pick the most bizarre word that I can come up with and last but not least, sometimes I make up my own words.

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If i don't believe in God , am i doomed forever? I don't know, The threat of doomed isn't enough to make a believer out of me. I don't really care if the "doom" gets me.

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Which is better answerbag or yahoo answers? Yes/No They're the same for the opposite reasons. Answerbag seems smaller. I thought this would translate into a friendlier feeling of community, but it didn't. There are a couple of people here who are very, very territorial and a wee bit intolerant of others. They have been here for a long time and I'm sure they feel their longevity gives them more authority than a newcomer,...

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God is a fantasy and for the weak. Do you agree? :) Nope. I don't believe in God, but I know many people who have fierce strength that do.

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What makes some people act fake and act like they like some people when the don't or they talk about them behind there backs? Some people do it because they are afraid. Some people do it because they don't want anyone to know they aren't as sweet and perfect as they say they are. Others do it because they are in the sticky position of having to pretend to like someone to keep the peace. Others do it because they enjoy the two faced game.

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How would you discribe yourself to someone else? I'm a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma, but perhaps there is a key, then again, perhaps not.

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How can you tell if someone is charming in a good way or in a deceitful way? Pay attention to inconsistencies in what they say and how they say it. How often they use stock answers to describe themselves. How often they use words like, never and always. How tolerant are they of others? Do they speak with authority on how others should conduct themselves and ignore their own rules of engagement? Tone of speaking/writing, are they really positive or do they wrap their...

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If God existed what would you say to him? "Hiya shorty."

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Should AB have the folowing disclaimer: "feel free to be offended by any of the content on this site; this is not always a bad thing, as it can be character building". Hells yeah. I see some, okay really it's just one "lady" who is constantly pissing and moaning about other users being NEGATIVE, insulting, rude, hostile,impolite, uncivilized, hateful,insane,liars,full of crap,etc. She harps on and on and on and on about it. You can watch the questions roll out, follow the comment threads back and see where some poor soul had an opinion...

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Is it brave or unwise to "take on" the big guys...you know, the ones with the power and the money and smarts? It's always a good idea to question authority. Money and power are passed from one generation to the next in many cases and it's not necessarily the "smart" guys who are in the power positions. Damn few infact.

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Did you cry when Obama won I did? Tears of joy. They have all but dried up now. He needs to get his a** off the fence and get busy.

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Why is most pornography aimed at a male audience? Women have better imaginations than men. They don't need to see the story or hear the bad 70's music. They can imagine all the naughty little details while in the act.

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If you had the option to gve your spouse a lie detector test would you? And if yes, what would you ask first? No. Without trust, all is lost.

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Do you dislike negative thoughts? How do you handle them? No I don't dislike negative thoughts. They are part of a positive process. Negative thoughts are your spirit asking you to more clearly define exactly what you want in your heart of hearts. I handle them by owing them and addressing them.

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Are you a forgiving person or one who holds a grudge? Very. I won't forgive the same offence a 4th time.

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What is the most childish thing you've heard an adult say? "You're just jealous!" Waa Waa Waa

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What is the name of Kate Gosselyn's hairstyle? "Whoops"

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Why do certain users on Answerbag feel it necessary to inject their opinions that don't even answer the person's question? Maybe they feel their opinion is related to the question asked, maybe it is, maybe it isn't, maybe it's a matter of opinion.

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Are you an impatient person? Not really. Delayed gratification is much more satisfying than instant gratification. Wait for it....

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Do you believe "older" people should be treated with deference and respect simply because they're old? Christ no! If all it takes to earn respect is living long enough to get the right amount of candles on your birthday cake respect would be worthless. I value my respect, I don't just hand it out to any "old" creep.

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Are you happy with your weight? No, I'm a few pounds under weight at the moment.

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Do you know a Pompous Windbag? I've met my share. I think they are fun to watch as long as the volume is low. Puffing up like proud peacocks. Always good for a laugh.

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If I deny gods existence and challenge any god to strike me down, how come I am still around? He'll get to you! You aren't the only one in this line, there are lots of us waiting for smitey smiterton to show up.

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When someone tells you "no, you can't do that" do you become angry/resentful? Nope. People can tell me anything they want, I get to decided for myself if I'm going to mind them. Lots of people are self appointed authorities, they are always telling others what they can and cannot do, how to behave, what the rules are, where the boundaries are etc. If I got angry every time someone told me no, I'd be a bitter old b*tch and I can't imagine a worse fate than...

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We all try to influence people in one way or another for one thing or another at one time or another. Do you use the "hammer-over-the-head" approach or the subtle "variations-on-a- theme" approach? You cannot antagonize and influence at the same time, no matter how subtle or varied the theme.

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Atheists - Are you aware of Gods presence in your life? No, but please do enlighten me.

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Do you embrace hostile people or ignore them? Some I ignore and some I follow around and tickle their butts with a feather. The candidly hostile, I ignore. The insidiously hostile, I mimic until they run from me. Nothing a sneaky meanie hates more than knowing someone sees through their disguise. :)

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Is there a certain knack or skill required to get along with people that you either have or don't have? Tolerance.

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If someone knocked at your door at 3 a.m., who would you like it to be? Ed McMahon.

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Do you avoid admitting when you are wrong? No, it's easy, I've had lots of practice.

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Do you give up easy? If it's worth fighting for, I fight to the finish. Some crap just isn't worth a fight and knowing which is which, is always something to consider before you take up arms.

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In this age of political correctness, do you believe we are becoming the United States of the Offended? Yes, The Divided States Of The Selfrighteous Smugly Moralistic Intolerant. Oh, say can you see, things my way? No? Well then get out of my country, commie pinko!!!

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Do you consider yourself a neat or messy person? Neat and tidy.

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Do you remove people from your "friends" list if they ask a lot of questions on AB that you find offensive? Of course not. I prefer to expose myself to all kinds of people, not just those with whom I approve. Of course, it takes quite a bit to offend me. I reserve offence for the truly repugnant.

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Do you answer random questions truthfully? If you can't be honest on an anonymous website, you can't be honest anywhere. Yes I do.

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Some people are very aware of how others react to them....some are oblivious. Which one are you? I am fully aware, I just don't particularly care. My concern is how I react to other people, how I conduct myself and how honest I am in my interactions.

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Do you think that " sugar coating " things is just a form of lying?... yes the truth can sometimes hurt but " sugar coating " isn't that just being deceitful Depends on how much sugar coating and what you are sugar coating. No harm can come from a little creative frosting unless you are trying to feed someone sugar coated sh*t.

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Is it possible for you to kick your own ass? Metaphorically speaking, yes.

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Is it scary for you to consider the thought that there really might not be a "God"? No, it doesn't scare me, infact I find the idea peaceful.

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What is an example of something you LOATHE!!? Self-righteousness.

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Will somebody please scratch my answerBAG! I can't reach it. Wow! There's an ointment for that.

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T for thumb or T for...? Two.

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Would you say slitting wrists to make a covenant a bit over the top? A congresswoman is asking for it now to defeat health care reform. Jesus, the drama level alone is enough to make me consider handing out razor blades to the zealots.

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Why do some people on here use fake model pics for their avatars? Isn't that false advertising? Never thought much about it. I picked mine because I'm lazy.

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Do you have a reservation to heaven? Yes, I'm traveling light and going coach.

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How is life unfair to you? It's not.

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When was the last time you shocked yourself? Twenty five minutes ago. I confronted a new neighbor for abusing her dog. Normally, I would have called the authorities and let them sort it out. Today, I let her know I wouldn't tolerate watching it. She has two choices now, do it where I can't see it or stop doing it because it's going to be more trouble than it's worth. Her choice.

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Pity is one of the noblest emotions available to human beings; self-pity is possibly the most ignoble. What are your thoughts on this statement? I believe it's an accurate statement.

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How often do you take a bike ride? Every morning at dawn.

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What went wrong on your worst flight? A rough landing at O'Hare airport. A lady with a small kenneled dog lost control of the kennel and it flew through the air cold cocking three passengers. It was a mess.

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What should be the official theme-song of AnswerBag? (if you were to vote on it) Feelings.

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What's the most expensive thing you broke out of anger? A promise.

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How do you deal with the passive-aggressive types? Since this behavior is supposed to be only partly conscious, do you confront them with it, watch amused by it all or prod them a bit? I prod. I am not amused but I'm not unsympathetic either. I mimic their behavior. People who sugarcoat their hostility do not grow beyond it. They become people who, beneath the seductive veneer, harbor vindictive intent. They speak cryptically, ambiguously, they fear competition, and they are in a constant sulk. Mocking the passive aggressive behavior lets them know they have...

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Is suicide a weakness,or is it your ultimate subconcious' way of giving your survival,contradicting yourself and you can't handle it from your puny human brain? I think it takes as much courage to pull the trigger as it does to stay.

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How far is hell from u? One evil deed. Watch your step.

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When you look at police officers do you find yourself to be unexplainably disgusted by them? Some I do. The ones who wear their sunglasses at night or the ones who caress the butt of their firearm. The ones that are just itching to bust a skull.

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How many hours do you normally sleep at night? About 6 hours.

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Is there a point, where you just walk away and "wash your hands" of the situation? For your on health, is there a point, where enough is enough? This is posted in mothers so I assume you mean when dealing with your children? No, you don't wash your hands of them, you rinse your hands off, but you know if it comes down to letting them get hurt you're going to get your hands dirty again. Motherhood is a forever gig.

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Am I the ONLY one who DOESN'T care for CONAN O'BRIEN on the the LATE SHOW? There's just NOTHING appealing about him OR his humor, in my opinion! He's even disturbing to LOOK at! What say YOU? I'm not a fan of his.

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If you could meet (in person) any other Answerbagger, who would it be? I have two, Just Plain Barb, and tomsims. They both ooze integrity and kindness.

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Does everyone know themselves? I know who I am today, I don't know what changes are going to take place tonight. Everyday and every experience can change you.

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If science destroys religion, where will we get our moral codes? From inside yourself. That's where mine came from.

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Do you like allegorical/metaphorical or do you prefer "straight" talk? Whatever gets my point across. It depends on with whom I'm attempting to communicate. I'm flexible.

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There is a reason you are on AB. Do you know what it is? I'm an early riser, it gives me something to do in the wee ones.

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What do you like on your Pizza? I like it all, even anchovies.

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Do you generally answer or avoid questions that annoy you? I answer most of them. Unless they are of the filthy variety. The things that irritate me give me an insight into myself and others. I try not to let my irritation cheat me out of a learning experience. No pain, no gain.

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Is it ok to ejaculate in a public swimming pool? Like when standing too close to those water jets? Now I remember why I avoid public pools.

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I am 33 yrs old. have full time job &own a home. I just found out i'm pregnant for 1st time. I've been with my boyfriend for 8 yrs. He wants me to have an abortion.I support our household.He acts mad @ me 4 being pregnant. what should i do? Pick one, the child or the baby.

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Agree or disagree: "Age is no guarantee of maturity."? Strongly agree. I've met some horribly immature oldsters.

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What's one gift you SHOULDN'T bring your wife in the hospital after she's had a baby? Nipple clamps.

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Do you ever say things you don't really mean just so people won't be angry with you? Yes, I have. Some things just aren't worth the trouble and it doesn't cost me a thing to pay lip service every now and then.

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What was the worst thing that anyone ever thrown at you An ultimatum. I don't respond well to demands.

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Why live if all your going to do is die? For the sheer joy of it.

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What is the best way of ending a conversation with a "chatty Cathy"? "That's lovely Cathy, excuse me I have to go."

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What do you suppose it is within us that makes some of so competitive and some of us not competitive at all? Some people are more driven than others. I notice most of the other answers are focusing on the negative side of the coin, on the positive side, having a strong desire to succeed isn't a bad thing.

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What makes you "healthy"? "Wealthy?" And "wise"? Chocolate Peanut Butter ice cream.

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Are you friendly or do you bite? I'm friendly unless provoked. I growl as a warning then I nip a few times, then I go for the throat.

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What do you do when your strength seems to be failing you? Buck up. Act as if, until it's real.

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What is wrong with a washer maching that won't agitate when the machine is full with water. It's very calm, peaceful even.

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Could Barak Obama make a decent speech without a teleprompter? You mean like G. W. Bush did? Yeah, I think Obama is well spoken.

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If the truth was going to hurt...a lot....would you prefer to; not hear it at all, or have someone sugar coat it? Give it to me straight Doc.

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What makes you different from others? My memories, no one has the same set of memories I do.

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Aside from the US, what other countries have separation of church and state? It's been a very, very long time since the US has had separation of church and state.

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Do you curse like a drunken sailor, or are you always the lady or the gentleman? Some days I set sail, some days I stay on dry land.

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Which is worse, wearing Baggy pants or Skinny jeans? Neither looks comfortable to me. Bunched up around my ankles exposing my arse crack or saran wrapped camel toes. No thanks.

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Are you a criminal? No and I'm too old to start that kind of tomfoolery now.

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Life is passing you by? No, I dove in, I'm riding the waves and swimming for all I'm worth.

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Does the loss of a loved one make us bitter or more compassionate? Compassionate and deeply appreciative of life and love.

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Will i hear the gunshot when i pull the trigger? Suicide is never a solution, it's the end of solutions.

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You are now in hell, what's the first thing you are going to do? Check out the mini bar.

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What would my first words be if I saw what you looked like when you got out of bed in the morning? Aww you poor thing.

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Do you think the police watch Answerbag? I've seen two or three users who are the police.

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Pretend, obama has sent word he is coming to ab tonight to read the answers to this question. he wants to know what you think of him, the only rule is you can only use one word. what do you have to say? Hesitant

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Do you think blasphemers should have their tongues cut out? Why or why not? No, do you?

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What do you believe is the key to success? Drive.

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What causes a person to over think things and over complicate things in his or her mind? Lack of confidence or assurance could cause it.

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What are your pet peeves or interesting things about you that you dislike? I love your user name. My pet peeve about myself is I'm detail-oriented. I had to learn to relax and not be so anal.

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If you were ice cream, what flavor would you be and why? Chocolate peanut butter. Little sweet, little bitter, little salty.

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When you have the feeling that you are "outside looking in" and wish you were in there with the others, do you ever think you might have ignored a knock on the door inviting you to join them? My sense of belonging comes more from my internal identity and less from my social identity. Being part of a group is not at the top of my priority list. I get to relax and be myself, oddly enough this is why those in my circle like me.

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