Answerbag: HoboJoe's answers

Answer to 65 million years of mammals to man. 220 million years for dinosaurs to velociraptors. Why didn't dinos make a spaceship, or did they?

Tue, 29 May 2012 23:41:40 -0700

65 million years of mammals to man. 220 million years for dinosaurs to velociraptors. Why didn't dinos make a spaceship, or did they?

If you watch some science fiction movies, some aliens are reptilians. There might be some truth to leaving Earth in space ships before the big blast.

Answer to Was the "forbidden fruit" really a reference to a S E X thing ? just asking dont get your knickers in a twist :-)?

Tue, 29 May 2012 23:35:54 -0700

Was the "forbidden fruit" really a reference to a S E X thing ? just asking dont get your knickers in a twist :-)?

Be careful, Brit. Any questions regarding God, Jesus and the Bible is taken as an attack on religion. I know, I asked one because I was just curious. Some members took offense.

Answer to Have you ever been homeless? Need some advice.

Tue, 29 May 2012 22:27:12 -0700

Have you ever been homeless? Need some advice.

I've been homeless. But that was when I was young and just out of the military. I became a hippie and travelled around the country. Not sure about you. Sorry, I'm no help.

Answer to How can you help ME ?

Tue, 29 May 2012 17:51:00 -0700

How can you help ME ?

What did you do this time?

Answer to Why do you go weak at the knees when you answer my questions

Tue, 29 May 2012 17:46:48 -0700

Why do you go weak at the knees when you answer my questions

I keep remembering the time I chased you all over the hotel room in vain. We wore out the rug. What? You're not blue anymore?

Answer to Birthday Pie in the Face.

Tue, 29 May 2012 17:41:55 -0700

Birthday Pie in the Face.

Come in wearing a raincoat. Close your eyes or it will sting.

Answer to What to do when your job makes you want to drive into a tree but you cant afford to quit it. Been there 11 years about to SNAP SNAP SNAP!

Tue, 29 May 2012 17:20:24 -0700

What to do when your job makes you want to drive into a tree but you cant afford to quit it. Been there 11 years about to SNAP SNAP SNAP!

It is always best to find another job before you quit. And please don't burn your bridges. You will need them for references in the future.

Answer to Who's your favourite TV chef?

Tue, 29 May 2012 17:04:20 -0700

Who's your favourite TV chef?

Lonesome Polecat and Hairless Joe of L'il Abner. They brewed "Kickapoo Joy Juice". Nah, you're too young for my answer, Mark.

Answer to What do you feel awkward saying?

Tue, 29 May 2012 16:49:28 -0700

What do you feel awkward saying?

I'm sorry. Hobos have no feelings.

Answer to Could you send me to heaven?

Tue, 29 May 2012 16:24:59 -0700

Could you send me to heaven?

No. You and I are going to hell.

Answer to If you are not a member of Jehovah's Witnesses organization, are you aware you are considered mentally diseased by the Watchtower?

Tue, 29 May 2012 16:19:15 -0700

If you are not a member of Jehovah's Witnesses organization, are you aware you are considered mentally diseased by the Watchtower?

Watchtower might be right this time. I am mentally diseased.

Answer to Do you have a maid? We do and we really like her:)

Tue, 29 May 2012 14:05:56 -0700

Do you have a maid? We do and we really like her:)

Just a french maid in a uniform.

Answer to The last time you climbed a tree, why did you climb it?

Tue, 29 May 2012 14:03:29 -0700

The last time you climbed a tree, why did you climb it?

Oranges were getting too ripe. Farmer went to town.

Answer to What do you think is the greatest movie car chase scene of all time?

Tue, 29 May 2012 13:57:37 -0700

What do you think is the greatest movie car chase scene of all time?

Bullitt. In San Francisco.

Answer to Bright red hair is a sign of _________!

Tue, 29 May 2012 13:47:20 -0700

Bright red hair is a sign of _________!

Red heads are either very beautiful or ugly. No in between.

Answer to How long are your naps?

Tue, 29 May 2012 13:44:27 -0700

How long are your naps?

As long as the train is moving.

Answer to I'm making a summer bucket list and Im trying to think of some crazy fun things to do? Any suggestions? I'm 15

Tue, 29 May 2012 13:39:41 -0700

I'm making a summer bucket list and Im trying to think of some crazy fun things to do? Any suggestions? I'm 15

Be a hobo and you will fulfill everything in the bucket list.

Answer to Who here likes a good story about a bridge?

Mon, 28 May 2012 23:51:38 -0700

Who here likes a good story about a bridge?

Is there more than one? I only know "The Bridge On The River Kwai". BTW, where is the river Kwai?

Answer to What random thought just ran through your mind?

Mon, 28 May 2012 23:49:15 -0700

What random thought just ran through your mind?

I thought I couldn't answer this question. But I was wrong. Can you believe that?

Answer to When is it alright when history repeats itself? When isn't it? Why?

Mon, 28 May 2012 23:46:40 -0700

When is it alright when history repeats itself? When isn't it? Why?

It is never allright. I hate reruns.

Answer to Do you ever feel like something is missing from your life when you aren't reading the Bible? If so, why?

Mon, 28 May 2012 23:44:39 -0700

Do you ever feel like something is missing from your life when you aren't reading the Bible? If so, why?

So that is why I fill empty. Oh well forget it though. I fall asleep everytime I read the bible.

Answer to How do I get my boyfriend to help out with house work?

Mon, 28 May 2012 23:42:24 -0700

How do I get my boyfriend to help out with house work?

Your bf will never change. It is easier to change boyfriend than change him.

Answer to What would be a catchy name for a handyman company?

Mon, 28 May 2012 21:22:55 -0700

What would be a catchy name for a handyman company?

Honey Do

Answer to Men: What's the sexiest thing a woman could say to you?

Sun, 27 May 2012 21:29:58 -0700

Men: What's the sexiest thing a woman could say to you?

Wow! you are glad to see me.

Answer to If a person suffered from mental illness due to traumatic events in thier life but then recovered From it, Will it effect thier employment?

Sun, 27 May 2012 21:26:08 -0700

If a person suffered from mental illness due to traumatic events in thier life but then recovered From it, Will it effect thier employment?

Probably not. Just don't mention it. I don't think the job application asks that.

Answer to Have you ever argued with your neighbor? Why?

Sun, 27 May 2012 21:20:10 -0700

Have you ever argued with your neighbor? Why?

My neighbor said his wife has lost interest in sex. I insisted she has not.

Answer to the room is empty but my cat sometimes stares at the dark part of the room, what's he looking at?

Sun, 27 May 2012 20:12:51 -0700

the room is empty but my cat sometimes stares at the dark part of the room, what's he looking at?

Buy some garlic. You'll need it.

Answer to Do you have any cute habits that you would like to share with us?

Sun, 27 May 2012 20:10:36 -0700

Do you have any cute habits that you would like to share with us?

I kinda push the boys to the left before I serve in tennis. When I step into the court to volley, they are not in the way. Actually, everybody finds it disgusting.

Answer to What happened to BlueGirl?! Is she gone?

Sat, 26 May 2012 22:36:52 -0700

What happened to BlueGirl?! Is she gone?

She is back to Chelsea Lee. I don't care who she is as long as she stays my friend.

Answer to What's your favorite olde tyme comic strip?

Sat, 26 May 2012 17:24:42 -0700

What's your favorite olde tyme comic strip?

L'il Abner. This was before your time.

Answer to If God knows all, wouldn't he have known that Adam and Eve would sin?

Sat, 26 May 2012 17:17:05 -0700

If God knows all, wouldn't he have known that Adam and Eve would sin?

Original entrapment. Much like the farmer's daughter who entrapped the hobo into a shotgun wedding.

Answer to Do you think of Tiger Woods as a black American man? or a Korean American man?

Sat, 26 May 2012 11:53:17 -0700

Do you think of Tiger Woods as a black American man? or a Korean American man?

A golfer and a cheetah. He is an American cheeger.

Answer to Has anyone else found they suddenly are attracted to women after many years of dating men or being married?

Sat, 26 May 2012 08:43:45 -0700

Has anyone else found they suddenly are attracted to women after many years of dating men or being married?

I'll be glad to join you and I'll fufill No.8 on my bucket list. A threesome with two ladies. Wow!

Answer to What makes you st-st-stutter? :P

Fri, 25 May 2012 21:10:26 -0700

What makes you st-st-stutter? :P

When I was young I stuttered when I see a stunningly beautiful woman.

Answer to What underwear r u wearing right now?

Fri, 25 May 2012 21:08:00 -0700

What underwear r u wearing right now?

Diaper for seniors. I'm going to Ed's Bar and drink a six pack.

Answer to If you have a goldfish pond and stock it with a few fish each of different colors, will the goldfish segregate into schools of like fish?

Fri, 25 May 2012 20:55:34 -0700

If you have a goldfish pond and stock it with a few fish each of different colors, will the goldfish segregate into schools of like fish?

Yes. Fishes of the same fins flock together.

Answer to This aint no ordinary_________?

Fri, 25 May 2012 20:52:45 -0700

This aint no ordinary_________?

guppy. We'll gonna need a bigger boat.

Answer to FOOD FIGHT!! grab some food, what did you grab.?.haha here take some spinach Marky mark!?

Fri, 25 May 2012 19:21:51 -0700

FOOD FIGHT!! grab some food, what did you grab.?.haha here take some spinach Marky mark!?

I've got the Red Velvet Cake. But I am under the table eating it. Hey somebody throw me some fresh strawberries and a bottle of champagne.

Answer to What were the terms of Mark Zuckerberg's prenuptial agreement?

Fri, 25 May 2012 16:52:39 -0700

What were the terms of Mark Zuckerberg's prenuptial agreement?

the wife let Mark Z sign. No billions, no sex.

Answer to What Eli Whitney invention (not the cotton gin) led to mass production and changed the US from an agricultural economy to an industrial one?

Fri, 25 May 2012 16:40:07 -0700

What Eli Whitney invention (not the cotton gin) led to mass production and changed the US from an agricultural economy to an industrial one?

The steam engine?

Answer to What is something that you would like to hear others say to or about you?

Fri, 25 May 2012 15:21:33 -0700

What is something that you would like to hear others say to or about you?

I enjoyed that so much. I will never forget you, HoboJoe. Come soon when you have another $300 dollars.

Answer to Can a black person get a black eye?

Fri, 25 May 2012 15:08:21 -0700

Can a black person get a black eye?

It is called red eye. My friend's black eye turned red.

Answer to What are your favorite three letter names?

Fri, 25 May 2012 15:06:34 -0700

What are your favorite three letter names?

Joe the hobo.

Answer to Are you happy-go-lucky, or lucky to be happy?

Fri, 25 May 2012 13:25:37 -0700

Are you happy-go-lucky, or lucky to be happy?

Happy go unlucky. Story of my life.

Answer to Opinions on this lady? Take a look...

Fri, 25 May 2012 13:20:39 -0700

Opinions on this lady? Take a look...

Naw. She's not blonde and blue eyed. JK. Hot body. Must be a model somewhere.

Answer to whats timeless?

Fri, 25 May 2012 13:17:43 -0700

whats timeless?

My love for beer.

Answer to Im so over ___________?

Fri, 25 May 2012 13:16:21 -0700

Im so over ___________?

myself. I hate me.

Answer to How cool is Marky Mark?

Fri, 25 May 2012 13:15:30 -0700

How cool is Marky Mark?

As cool as an A&W Root Beer mug.

Answer to I want to be tied up and spanked with a belt on my bare butt. What 18+ woman would do that for me? Describe how you would?

Fri, 25 May 2012 13:13:18 -0700

I want to be tied up and spanked with a belt on my bare butt. What 18+ woman would do that for me? Describe how you would?

Ooooops. Wrong question.

Answer to how should a terrorist be punished?

Fri, 25 May 2012 13:03:05 -0700

how should a terrorist be punished?

Let them watch all the Pauly Shore movies continously for decades.

Answer to How God sees you?

Fri, 25 May 2012 12:59:20 -0700

How God sees you?

Been hiding. I don't think god will be pleased when he sees me.

Answer to wHAT ARE SOME BIOTECHNOLOGY QUESTIONS

Fri, 25 May 2012 12:57:53 -0700

wHAT ARE SOME BIOTECHNOLOGY QUESTIONS

Can biotech be used in selective breeding of corn? How about humans?

Answer to So, when did you start wearing underwear?

Fri, 25 May 2012 12:49:53 -0700

So, when did you start wearing underwear?

Next week

Answer to Do you like rock n'roll music?

Fri, 25 May 2012 12:46:02 -0700

Do you like rock n'roll music?

Just let me hear some of that rock and roll music Any old way you choose it It's got a back beat, you can't blues it Any old time you use it Yes, I do.

Answer to Describe "marriage" in two words?

Fri, 25 May 2012 12:41:33 -0700

Describe "marriage" in two words?

Forking and spooning.

Answer to Our life should be a message to others ....Right or wrong ?

Fri, 25 May 2012 12:26:42 -0700

Our life should be a message to others ....Right or wrong ?

I hope not. My life is sending the wrong message.

Answer to What do you think of the phrase, "I have to go find myself." ?

Fri, 25 May 2012 12:21:58 -0700

What do you think of the phrase, "I have to go find myself." ?

Usually when I do that, I find myself under the bar stool.

Answer to Whats Gods best subject?

Fri, 25 May 2012 12:19:44 -0700

Whats Gods best subject?

The hobo might be one.

Answer to What is something you should not share with others?

Fri, 25 May 2012 12:03:47 -0700

What is something you should not share with others?

Contracted "clapper" once during the Vietnam War. Don't wanna share that even with my worst enemies.

Answer to I guess Jesus isn't coming back anytime soon?

Fri, 25 May 2012 12:00:55 -0700

I guess Jesus isn't coming back anytime soon?

I hope not. My front yard needs mowing.

Answer to Do you think that we as a society are misinformed about male se#ual ability?

Fri, 25 May 2012 11:56:19 -0700

Do you think that we as a society are misinformed about male se#ual ability?

During my hippie commune days, I used to sleep with three different women in one night. But I didn't really call it sleeping. Plus with the "advent" of viagra, the one ejaculation myth is debunked, crushed, annihillated, destroyed, bombed ........ But what do I know, I am just a hobo.

Answer to Do you think everyone has done something in their past that's a little bit illegal?

Fri, 25 May 2012 11:34:01 -0700

Do you think everyone has done something in their past that's a little bit illegal?

You're asking a hobo? I found a dollar in a crowd station, stepped on it, and did not move until the crowd dissipated 8 hours later. Is that stealing?

Answer to "Every religion is my religion " - Agree or Disagree ?

Fri, 25 May 2012 11:30:12 -0700

"Every religion is my religion " - Agree or Disagree ?

It might be true for you, Anil. But not to the hobo who disagrees.

Answer to If you were freezing to death would eating red hot chilli peppers help you survive?

Fri, 25 May 2012 11:28:22 -0700

If you were freezing to death would eating red hot chilli peppers help you survive?

Put them in a burrito served with mild salsa. Taken with scotsch and whiskey. And have Venezolano Bomba bring it to my igloo.

Answer to When do you start to ignore somebody

Fri, 25 May 2012 11:16:19 -0700

When do you start to ignore somebody

First, they ignore me. Than they ask hypocritical questions. Then I ignore them forever.

Answer to Creationists: When was the last time we saw a carpenter turn into a god?

Fri, 25 May 2012 11:09:11 -0700

Creationists: When was the last time we saw a carpenter turn into a god?

Last weekend. Our carpenter made some post and lumber stand and circle my yard. He did use some cement. Then I had to donate a lot of money to his church.

Answer to what keeps you up?

Fri, 25 May 2012 10:51:57 -0700

what keeps you up?

Answerbag. Once in a while the little purple pill.

Answer to Tennis or Golf?

Fri, 25 May 2012 10:50:24 -0700

Tennis or Golf?

Mini tennis

Answer to Do you think Facebook will halve in value in spite of positive predictions by naively optimistic yuckaboos?

Mon, 21 May 2012 22:51:19 -0700

Do you think Facebook will halve in value in spite of positive predictions by naively optimistic yuckaboos?

It fell 10% from it's IPO ofering today. But I doubt it will go down any further.

Answer to You know It's time to leave when_______

Mon, 21 May 2012 22:48:48 -0700

You know It's time to leave when_______

Like right now. I know I have overstayed my welcome here. I'll see how long I can stay away from AB, my friends and all the nice members.

Answer to Who would you not want to fall in love with

Mon, 21 May 2012 22:44:56 -0700

Who would you not want to fall in love with

Any lady older than me. That about narrows it down to about 99.99%

Answer to Why is everybody so over-sensitive to generalizations?

Mon, 21 May 2012 22:39:49 -0700

Why is everybody so over-sensitive to generalizations?

It is just questions like this that gets me mad. Why do you think we hate generalization? JK buddy. I'm gonna sign off and see how long I can stay away from this site. Take care, Mark.

Answer to Do you know anyone with the first and last name as your self?

Mon, 21 May 2012 22:36:00 -0700

Do you know anyone with the first and last name as your self?

HoboJose comes closest.

Answer to Wanna go bowling with me :)

Mon, 21 May 2012 22:34:39 -0700

Wanna go bowling with me :)

Maybe. Depends on what you're wearing.

Answer to What is your view on bridesmaids carrying LOLLIPOPS instead of the floral bouquet?

Mon, 21 May 2012 13:51:22 -0700

What is your view on bridesmaids carrying LOLLIPOPS instead of the floral bouquet?

I don't care as long as I get the lemon flavored lollipop.

Answer to Has anyone ever described you in one word? If so, what was it?

Sun, 20 May 2012 22:40:07 -0700

Has anyone ever described you in one word? If so, what was it?

A$$hole by my 5 ex wives.

Answer to two things you would want to carry with you if u were to jump into the well of death?

Sun, 20 May 2012 19:29:00 -0700

two things you would want to carry with you if u were to jump into the well of death?

WatMart and a long ladder.

Answer to What/who comes to you rmind when I say 'sensational'?

Sun, 20 May 2012 17:10:20 -0700

What/who comes to you rmind when I say 'sensational'?

The Japanese masseurette. Sensational. She can walk on my body like nobody can. And after that even more sensational.

Answer to Why would a woman ask a man what size shoes he wears?

Sun, 20 May 2012 16:48:39 -0700

Why would a woman ask a man what size shoes he wears?

Any woman interested, I am a size 11. That is my shoe size and not .............

Answer to Did you ever have a crush on cartoon character when you were a kid? Wonder Woman was kinda hot.

Sun, 20 May 2012 16:36:34 -0700

Did you ever have a crush on cartoon character when you were a kid? Wonder Woman was kinda hot.

Jessica Rabbit was hot.

Answer to Are you easy to look at? Scale of 1 - 10.

Sun, 20 May 2012 16:29:33 -0700

Are you easy to look at? Scale of 1 - 10.

Probably a 6 on my good day. But the sense of humor hopefully moves it up to 7.

Answer to If your bed could talk, what will it say about you?

Sun, 20 May 2012 16:27:40 -0700

If your bed could talk, what will it say about you?

One position. Just be more creative, Old Fart.

Answer to If you have to name a newly born baby, what is your pick?

Sun, 20 May 2012 16:23:30 -0700

If you have to name a newly born baby, what is your pick?

Pablo and Paula. I just like the names.

Answer to Name one reason why you will leave this website permanently?

Sun, 20 May 2012 16:21:22 -0700

Name one reason why you will leave this website permanently?

The bid change in 2010 made me leave for over a year. Then boredom and the fact that there is nothing better out there made me come back.

Answer to Is there a decent eating place in your neighborhood?

Sun, 20 May 2012 16:19:12 -0700

Is there a decent eating place in your neighborhood?

Ed and Ernie's. A nice little bar thats been around for 30 years.

Answer to Favorite activity after love making?

Sun, 20 May 2012 16:17:28 -0700

Favorite activity after love making?

Smoking a cigar and walking around naked.

Answer to What is the sweetest name you know?

Sun, 20 May 2012 16:07:49 -0700

What is the sweetest name you know?

Honey Ryder.

Answer to You get to pick a member of this site for lunch, who will it be?

Sun, 20 May 2012 14:13:41 -0700

You get to pick a member of this site for lunch, who will it be?

I know I would enjoy having lunch with all the members who answered this Q. Actually, plus many more including all my friends. And lastly, Venezolano Bomba.

Answer to What is your favorite movie that is about ghosts?

Sat, 19 May 2012 19:04:09 -0700

What is your favorite movie that is about ghosts?

The Sixth Sense. And The Ghost In The Invisible Bikini

Answer to For Dallas fans,the Ewing's are back next month. Will you watch the newer version?

Sat, 19 May 2012 08:51:26 -0700

For Dallas fans,the Ewing's are back next month. Will you watch the newer version?

Wouldn't they be octogenarians now? That is if they are still alive. Back to the Q, I hate watching rich people bitch.

Answer to Has the world finally left you behind because society has decided you're not worth much?

Fri, 18 May 2012 21:23:13 -0700

Has the world finally left you behind because society has decided you're not worth much?

Yes. When my company retired me I became computer illiterate. Don't even have an iphone and/or an ipad.

Answer to what would you do or how would react if you found out your best friend or your S/O or even a family member is a Homo sapiens???

Fri, 18 May 2012 16:26:39 -0700

what would you do or how would react if you found out your best friend or your S/O or even a family member is a Homo sapiens???

Welcome to the club

Answer to Do you think America over-glorifies mothers?

Fri, 18 May 2012 16:23:27 -0700

Do you think America over-glorifies mothers?

No. Under glorifies is more like it. Remember your mother raised you. Is there anybody who will raise a brat like you if not for mothers? Look back and you will see what a sacrifice it was.

Answer to What WAS Kurt Russel's best movie?

Fri, 18 May 2012 16:20:59 -0700

What WAS Kurt Russel's best movie?

Movie where he playes Captain Ron.

Answer to What does SOS means

Fri, 18 May 2012 16:15:43 -0700

What does SOS means

Save Our S asses.

Answer to In poker is it more important to be able to read people or hide your feelings and project a false image?

Fri, 18 May 2012 15:31:45 -0700

In poker is it more important to be able to read people or hide your feelings and project a false image?

Read people while projecting nothing.

Answer to Can you name a famous ERIN ?

Fri, 18 May 2012 14:04:45 -0700

Can you name a famous ERIN ?

Our Erin on AB.

Answer to Are there any cars that are wider than they are long?

Fri, 18 May 2012 13:42:40 -0700

Are there any cars that are wider than they are long?

Probably not. They wouldn't be very stable.

Answer to If you have "Native Americans" why cant I be a "Native Briton" My folks have been on these islands at least 1,000 years

Fri, 18 May 2012 13:36:15 -0700

If you have "Native Americans" why cant I be a "Native Briton" My folks have been on these islands at least 1,000 years

Call yourself Native Briton anytime. BTW, who said you can't do that?

Answer to Your fav healthy and tasty snack is ________ ???

Fri, 18 May 2012 11:51:27 -0700

Your fav healthy and tasty snack is ________ ???

Frozen water with scotch and whiskey.