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65 million years of mammals to man. 220 million years for dinosaurs to velociraptors. Why didn't dinos make a spaceship, or did they? If you watch some science fiction movies, some aliens are reptilians. There might be some truth to leaving Earth in space ships before the big blast.

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Was the "forbidden fruit" really a reference to a S E X thing ? just asking dont get your knickers in a twist :-)? Be careful, Brit. Any questions regarding God, Jesus and the Bible is taken as an attack on religion. I know, I asked one because I was just curious. Some members took offense.

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Have you ever been homeless? Need some advice. I've been homeless. But that was when I was young and just out of the military. I became a hippie and travelled around the country. Not sure about you. Sorry, I'm no help.

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How can you help ME ? What did you do this time?

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Why do you go weak at the knees when you answer my questions I keep remembering the time I chased you all over the hotel room in vain. We wore out the rug. What? You're not blue anymore?

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Birthday Pie in the Face. Come in wearing a raincoat. Close your eyes or it will sting.

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What to do when your job makes you want to drive into a tree but you cant afford to quit it. Been there 11 years about to SNAP SNAP SNAP! It is always best to find another job before you quit. And please don't burn your bridges. You will need them for references in the future.

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Who's your favourite TV chef? Lonesome Polecat and Hairless Joe of L'il Abner. They brewed "Kickapoo Joy Juice". Nah, you're too young for my answer, Mark.

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What do you feel awkward saying? I'm sorry. Hobos have no feelings.

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Could you send me to heaven? No. You and I are going to hell.

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If you are not a member of Jehovah's Witnesses organization, are you aware you are considered mentally diseased by the Watchtower? Watchtower might be right this time. I am mentally diseased.

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Do you have a maid? We do and we really like her:) Just a french maid in a uniform.

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The last time you climbed a tree, why did you climb it? Oranges were getting too ripe. Farmer went to town.

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What do you think is the greatest movie car chase scene of all time? Bullitt. In San Francisco.

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Bright red hair is a sign of _________! Red heads are either very beautiful or ugly. No in between.

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How long are your naps? As long as the train is moving.

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I'm making a summer bucket list and Im trying to think of some crazy fun things to do? Any suggestions? I'm 15 Be a hobo and you will fulfill everything in the bucket list.

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Who here likes a good story about a bridge? Is there more than one? I only know "The Bridge On The River Kwai". BTW, where is the river Kwai?

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What random thought just ran through your mind? I thought I couldn't answer this question. But I was wrong. Can you believe that?

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When is it alright when history repeats itself? When isn't it? Why? It is never allright. I hate reruns.

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Do you ever feel like something is missing from your life when you aren't reading the Bible? If so, why? So that is why I fill empty. Oh well forget it though. I fall asleep everytime I read the bible.

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How do I get my boyfriend to help out with house work? Your bf will never change. It is easier to change boyfriend than change him.

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What would be a catchy name for a handyman company? Honey Do

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Men: What's the sexiest thing a woman could say to you? Wow! you are glad to see me.

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If a person suffered from mental illness due to traumatic events in thier life but then recovered From it, Will it effect thier employment? Probably not. Just don't mention it. I don't think the job application asks that.

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Have you ever argued with your neighbor? Why? My neighbor said his wife has lost interest in sex. I insisted she has not.

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the room is empty but my cat sometimes stares at the dark part of the room, what's he looking at? Buy some garlic. You'll need it.

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Do you have any cute habits that you would like to share with us? I kinda push the boys to the left before I serve in tennis. When I step into the court to volley, they are not in the way. Actually, everybody finds it disgusting.

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What happened to BlueGirl?! Is she gone? She is back to Chelsea Lee. I don't care who she is as long as she stays my friend.

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What's your favorite olde tyme comic strip? L'il Abner. This was before your time.

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If God knows all, wouldn't he have known that Adam and Eve would sin? Original entrapment. Much like the farmer's daughter who entrapped the hobo into a shotgun wedding.

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Do you think of Tiger Woods as a black American man? or a Korean American man? A golfer and a cheetah. He is an American cheeger.

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Has anyone else found they suddenly are attracted to women after many years of dating men or being married? I'll be glad to join you and I'll fufill No.8 on my bucket list. A threesome with two ladies. Wow!

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What makes you st-st-stutter? :P When I was young I stuttered when I see a stunningly beautiful woman.

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What underwear r u wearing right now? Diaper for seniors. I'm going to Ed's Bar and drink a six pack.

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If you have a goldfish pond and stock it with a few fish each of different colors, will the goldfish segregate into schools of like fish? Yes. Fishes of the same fins flock together.

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This aint no ordinary_________? guppy. We'll gonna need a bigger boat.

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FOOD FIGHT!! grab some food, what did you grab.?.haha here take some spinach Marky mark!? I've got the Red Velvet Cake. But I am under the table eating it. Hey somebody throw me some fresh strawberries and a bottle of champagne.

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What were the terms of Mark Zuckerberg's prenuptial agreement? the wife let Mark Z sign. No billions, no sex.

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What Eli Whitney invention (not the cotton gin) led to mass production and changed the US from an agricultural economy to an industrial one? The steam engine?

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What is something that you would like to hear others say to or about you? I enjoyed that so much. I will never forget you, HoboJoe. Come soon when you have another $300 dollars.

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Can a black person get a black eye? It is called red eye. My friend's black eye turned red.

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What are your favorite three letter names? Joe the hobo.

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Are you happy-go-lucky, or lucky to be happy? Happy go unlucky. Story of my life.

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Opinions on this lady? Take a look... Naw. She's not blonde and blue eyed. JK. Hot body. Must be a model somewhere.

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whats timeless? My love for beer.

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Im so over ___________? myself. I hate me.

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How cool is Marky Mark? As cool as an A&W Root Beer mug.

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I want to be tied up and spanked with a belt on my bare butt. What 18+ woman would do that for me? Describe how you would? Ooooops. Wrong question.

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how should a terrorist be punished? Let them watch all the Pauly Shore movies continously for decades.

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How God sees you? Been hiding. I don't think god will be pleased when he sees me.

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wHAT ARE SOME BIOTECHNOLOGY QUESTIONS Can biotech be used in selective breeding of corn? How about humans?

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So, when did you start wearing underwear? Next week

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Do you like rock n'roll music? Just let me hear some of that rock and roll music Any old way you choose it It's got a back beat, you can't blues it Any old time you use it Yes, I do.

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Describe "marriage" in two words? Forking and spooning.

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Our life should be a message to others ....Right or wrong ? I hope not. My life is sending the wrong message.

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What do you think of the phrase, "I have to go find myself." ? Usually when I do that, I find myself under the bar stool.

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Whats Gods best subject? The hobo might be one.

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What is something you should not share with others? Contracted "clapper" once during the Vietnam War. Don't wanna share that even with my worst enemies.

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I guess Jesus isn't coming back anytime soon? I hope not. My front yard needs mowing.

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Do you think that we as a society are misinformed about male se#ual ability? During my hippie commune days, I used to sleep with three different women in one night. But I didn't really call it sleeping. Plus with the "advent" of viagra, the one ejaculation myth is debunked, crushed, annihillated, destroyed, bombed ........ But what do I know, I am just a hobo.

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Do you think everyone has done something in their past that's a little bit illegal? You're asking a hobo? I found a dollar in a crowd station, stepped on it, and did not move until the crowd dissipated 8 hours later. Is that stealing?

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"Every religion is my religion " - Agree or Disagree ? It might be true for you, Anil. But not to the hobo who disagrees.

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If you were freezing to death would eating red hot chilli peppers help you survive? Put them in a burrito served with mild salsa. Taken with scotsch and whiskey. And have Venezolano Bomba bring it to my igloo.

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When do you start to ignore somebody First, they ignore me. Than they ask hypocritical questions. Then I ignore them forever.

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Creationists: When was the last time we saw a carpenter turn into a god? Last weekend. Our carpenter made some post and lumber stand and circle my yard. He did use some cement. Then I had to donate a lot of money to his church.

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what keeps you up? Answerbag. Once in a while the little purple pill.

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Tennis or Golf? Mini tennis

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Do you think Facebook will halve in value in spite of positive predictions by naively optimistic yuckaboos? It fell 10% from it's IPO ofering today. But I doubt it will go down any further.

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You know It's time to leave when_______ Like right now. I know I have overstayed my welcome here. I'll see how long I can stay away from AB, my friends and all the nice members.

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Who would you not want to fall in love with Any lady older than me. That about narrows it down to about 99.99%

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Why is everybody so over-sensitive to generalizations? It is just questions like this that gets me mad. Why do you think we hate generalization? JK buddy. I'm gonna sign off and see how long I can stay away from this site. Take care, Mark.

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Do you know anyone with the first and last name as your self? HoboJose comes closest.

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Wanna go bowling with me :) Maybe. Depends on what you're wearing.

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What is your view on bridesmaids carrying LOLLIPOPS instead of the floral bouquet? I don't care as long as I get the lemon flavored lollipop.

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Has anyone ever described you in one word? If so, what was it? A$$hole by my 5 ex wives.

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two things you would want to carry with you if u were to jump into the well of death? WatMart and a long ladder.

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What/who comes to you rmind when I say 'sensational'? The Japanese masseurette. Sensational. She can walk on my body like nobody can. And after that even more sensational.

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Why would a woman ask a man what size shoes he wears? Any woman interested, I am a size 11. That is my shoe size and not .............

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Did you ever have a crush on cartoon character when you were a kid? Wonder Woman was kinda hot. Jessica Rabbit was hot.

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Are you easy to look at? Scale of 1 - 10. Probably a 6 on my good day. But the sense of humor hopefully moves it up to 7.

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If your bed could talk, what will it say about you? One position. Just be more creative, Old Fart.

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If you have to name a newly born baby, what is your pick? Pablo and Paula. I just like the names.

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Name one reason why you will leave this website permanently? The bid change in 2010 made me leave for over a year. Then boredom and the fact that there is nothing better out there made me come back.

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Is there a decent eating place in your neighborhood? Ed and Ernie's. A nice little bar thats been around for 30 years.

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Favorite activity after love making? Smoking a cigar and walking around naked.

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What is the sweetest name you know? Honey Ryder.

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You get to pick a member of this site for lunch, who will it be? I know I would enjoy having lunch with all the members who answered this Q. Actually, plus many more including all my friends. And lastly, Venezolano Bomba.

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What is your favorite movie that is about ghosts? The Sixth Sense. And The Ghost In The Invisible Bikini

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For Dallas fans,the Ewing's are back next month. Will you watch the newer version? Wouldn't they be octogenarians now? That is if they are still alive. Back to the Q, I hate watching rich people bitch.

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Has the world finally left you behind because society has decided you're not worth much? Yes. When my company retired me I became computer illiterate. Don't even have an iphone and/or an ipad.

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what would you do or how would react if you found out your best friend or your S/O or even a family member is a Homo sapiens??? Welcome to the club

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Do you think America over-glorifies mothers? No. Under glorifies is more like it. Remember your mother raised you. Is there anybody who will raise a brat like you if not for mothers? Look back and you will see what a sacrifice it was.

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What WAS Kurt Russel's best movie? Movie where he playes Captain Ron.

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What does SOS means Save Our S asses.

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In poker is it more important to be able to read people or hide your feelings and project a false image? Read people while projecting nothing.

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Can you name a famous ERIN ? Our Erin on AB.

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Are there any cars that are wider than they are long? Probably not. They wouldn't be very stable.

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If you have "Native Americans" why cant I be a "Native Briton" My folks have been on these islands at least 1,000 years Call yourself Native Briton anytime. BTW, who said you can't do that?

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Your fav healthy and tasty snack is ________ ??? Frozen water with scotch and whiskey.

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Why doesn`t God stop us from doing bad things? To paraphrase the late great Flip Wilson "The devil made me do it".

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Even Obama's literary agent claims that he was born in Kenya. This is way back in 1991. Because Obama didn't have presidential aspirations back then.

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What is your God-given talent or gift? Spend and lose money.

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Why can my brother see ghost ,and see the futere in his dreams? Stop watching The Sixth Sense and Back To The Future.

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Your friend's beautiful gf goes to a summer fair wearing tight white cut-offs and no panties - he is out of town? What do you do? Just be discreet. I hope you are bigger than your friend. And a better fighter.

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Why are my questions so lame, that they only relate food and school? You have to do some reading. Go to the library and read, read, read. Write all the interesting questions that comes to mind and ask them.

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When was the last time you attended a funeral? I forgot. But the last time will be when they cart me out feet first.

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Is it just going to b another boring weekend on AB for you this weekend SOS Drink until I ran out of money.

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Do you think gardeners are creators? My gardener, Jesus Mendoza is a creator.

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Do you think the Bible would stand up in court being accused of fraud? It will be something to see when the Bible, as the defendant, puts his right hand on a bible and swears to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

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Was John Lennon a theist or an atheist? Atheist. He believed in "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds".

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If god loves the jews so much, why then does he make all of the jews enemies so powerful? God is anti semitic? Q: Difference between a Jew and a Canoe? A: A Canoe tips Q: What do they yell out while teeing-off at a Jewish Golf Resort? A: Three-ninety-nine! Q: Why do Jewish men love watching porno movies backwards? A: They like the part when the hooker gives the money back The views and jokes are not from the answerer as are not intended to hurt anybody. Just pasted and copied...

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What would you prefer to understand before agreeing to it? Marriage contract

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Do you ever suck-up? Or are you the authentic 100% you? Excellent question. IMHO, the question of the decade. Pure genius. Answerer's Pick all the way.

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What is your favorite name (other than your own)? Joey Kangaroo Or Mr. Kangaroo to you, sir.

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The core reason why men leave women? Itch. It comes approximately 7 years after the honeymoon is over.

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Are theologians more or less literal in their interpretation of the Bible than the general public (theists and atheists)? As a theologian, I usually Imagine there's no heaven It's easy if you try No hell below us Above us only sky Imagine all the people living for today Imagine there's no countries It isn't hard to do Nothing to kill or die for And no religion too Imagine all the people living life in peace You, you may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one I hope some day you'll join us And the world...

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Its friday night and I don't have nobody so______. You have your date mixed. It is only Thursday.

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Am I being judgemental to NOT want to marry or even date a doctor? My experiences with them have been bad? Give the doctor a chance. If you wait too long, you'll end up with a hobo instead. Although not a bad choice.

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I hear ghosts in my speakers. What can I do? Wow! What stations do you get? Hope I can find that station.

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What is a jock strap DIVA ? Madonna.

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why are Kenyans the fastest runners in the world ? With lions in your backyard, you better be able to run like heck.

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What's the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the name Joel Osteen? Never going to send him my hard earned dollars. Smooth talking blinking con man.

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What have you given to life so far? My liver

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Self rate your intelligence. Scale of 1 to 10? I will say a 5. There are some subjects I am very good at. And then there are some where I just have a hard time grasping the concept.

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Why my silly putty smell bad? Don't be silly.

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Have you ever eaten a coconut whole? Yeah. It gave me diarrehea.

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Do you want what you cant have? Unfortunately, I don't want what I can have. I am poor.

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Do you have a toe ring Heck no. I don't even have a toe.

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When will the Dalai Lama retire and who will be his successor? Mr. Lama will be retired when he dies. I think Dalai Lama Jr. is next in line of succession. Being the oldest son.

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$2 billion/$4 billion loss. Some say a direct result of too much regulation. They say less is what we need! What? Who are these people? You can't regulate gamblers.

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Buy hold or sell? Too late to sell. Hold and don't buy any stocks.

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translate to an inequality: two more than a number is less than eleven four

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Elvis, Rolling Stones or The Beatles? Which do you prefer? Emmylou Harris and George Jones.

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Who wants to go back to 1977 and see Star Wars? Not me. Been there. Done that.

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Do you think CEO Jamie Dimon should be fired because of JP Morgan Chase Two Billion dollar derivative loss? Why or why not? Yes. He knew what was going on. And the fact that he didn't learn a lesson during the last crisis makes him a very risky CEO.

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Im 17 and got my 27 year old techer pregnant what should I do. Will you marry me?

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What does every child deserve? A dog or a cat.

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Why doesn't the sun shine at night? So I can get a good sleep.

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If a lottery ticket gave you a 95% chance of winning $5 million, but a 5% chance of death, would you buy 1 ? I like the odds. I'll take my chances.

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When was the last time you ran out of gasoline on the road? Never. I always check before I start the car.

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How many Americans do you think will be rooting for the Brazilian Anderson Silva from the UFC when he fights Sonnen? Surprsingly, I don't root for anybody. I am just a fan and expect a good fight.

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I just found out that I am shipping off to basic training for the army in June. Is it weird that I am excited? I am very happy for you. And I salute you for serving the country.

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Did you become the person your parents hoped you'd become,or the person you wanted to become? really ? I don't think my parents wanted me to be a hobo.

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Your invited to a Block party in MY neighborhood(Chicago suburbs).Would you come not knowing if the area is wealthy or low income? Go to the party and find out. Make sure you enjoy.

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Do you believe people who are pro choice are trying to play the role of God? No. I think they are playing their own role. They want control so that their body is their own and nobody else's.

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The most complex topic you've ever encountered? Meaning of life.

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Would " Driven " describe you? ever? "Run over" is more like it.

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plese write five reasons you why you want to live and five reasons why you want to die My 2 daughters and three granddaughters. Reasons to die, my 5 ex wives.

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Are the "spelling police" on duty 24 hours? :-) whats their schedule? Up aginst the cur. I'll has to fresk u thurogly. Hop your not tiklish.

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When I was a small boy in the early 50s Mother used to say if I didnt behave she would "run away with a black man" I was terrified ?? Hope you didn't join the KKK. Times have changed. Minorities like me are more accepted now. BTW, I am part Asian.

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Can you name a song about a car? My Old Yellow Car by Lacey J. Dalton

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Every Woman needs_____________? a hobo friend.

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Juice and i have been together for a wonderful year now! We met here on AB. Would you like to congratulate us? (had to make a question) Congrats and a lot of bliss to you and Juice.

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I was Born A ____________ . baby hobo.

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Is it easier to dump your old life or to start a new one? I dumped my old one and started as a hobo. I think you can do both easily.

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What, if anything, do you use to control allergies? A prescription nasal spray.

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What, if anything, would you change about yourself if you could? I would like to be six feet tall, insead of 5'8".

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Is it legal to kill someone that laughs at me for being a virgin? You kill someone, you go to jail. And pretty soon, Bubba will make sure than you won't be a virgin anymore.

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We need a new word for ____________ . Pakistan and Afghanistan. I suggest BOWDIA (Billions Of Wasted Dollars In Aid).

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What would you do with a gold finger? Just hope James Bond is too old to go after me now.

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Do you want to be buried or cremated? I loath cremation. I want my body to lie in the ground for ever. cremation. When I die I am dead.

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What is the best kept secret in business? That all businesses are being propped by their government.

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If you can't get to Heaven without "accepting Christ," then no one went to Heaven before Jesus Christ existed? Good question. I have no answer until I get to heaven and use "Google Heaven".

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Christians, how much more should you worship god than jesus? I'm after a concrete number here! I want a god to jesus coefficient! 50 50

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With the milk marketing board being so powerful what are the chances that cows milk is really bad for humans? It has to be really bad because there is no substitute for it yet. Especially for babies.

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Did you ever have a crush on a cartoon character as a kid? Which one? Jessica Rabbit

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Can we slow dance together NOW Dirty dancing will do.

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What is your basic instinct? sharon stone you probably won't get this, anil.

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Men : are you attracted to the " librarian look " on some women ? yes / no ? sometimes. but, i like the french maid look better.

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Your world probably revolves around your family, friends, and you. Anyone outside that group you'd like to include? Whom and why? Don't forget my bartender. I would be dead without him.

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What is usually your 1st thought when you wake up? Out of the way! My bladder is bursting.

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what would be your reaction if someone gave you the keys of a brand new Lamborghini Disappointed. I want a Dodge Caravan. I need a car big enough so I can sleep in it.

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If you could be 1 kind of beer which 1 would it be? San Migue Pale Pilsen

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Women: What's the most babyish thing you've ever seen your man do? Men: same question for the woman in your life. Pretty blonde made me wear a diaper and breastfed me.

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A 70's song, lyrics, "won't you down upon me, Jesus you've got to help make a stand". Fire and Rain by James Taylor.

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Are vampires more likely to bite people who taste of strawberry? No. But stay away from Ketsup at night. Or even a Bloody Mary.

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Are you physically fit? scale of 1-10 ( 10 = where's the beach :-))? For a person my age, an eight.

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Where did the expression "Bob's your uncle" come from? Why "Bob"? Why not "Harry's your uncle"? Because I have an uncle named Robert and no uncle named Harrison. How many guys are named Harrision other than Ford.

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Why the lack of wind powered bicycles? If I eat two bean burritos, I have enough wind power to take me to Pittsburgh in a bicycle. But the pollution kills the bikers behind me. So the idea was scrapped. By recommendation of "Green Peace".

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You just pressed #1 didn't you!?:) Sorry, wrong pressure. Are you from India? Aap kaisey hain? आप कैसे हैं I meant to press zero for the operator.

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Why are so many policemen violent, racist thugs but policewomen are not? Constant exposure to violence for the policemen. Police women are usually given a desk job or public relations job. Of course, I am generalizing.

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i have a green dress, the colour is a mid green, what colour shoes should i wear with them Black or Brown would do

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All Life is suffering-says Buddha, Are we born to suffer? I am not even buddhist and I believe Buddha. I've been suffering all my life. What other proof is there?

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Is Romney like a Republican Jimmy Carter? They do have a lot of similarities.

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Does your kitty have teeth ???? No, because I don't have a pussy, I mean a kitty.

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Do you eva go a little Fruity Peel me and I'll be a banana.

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Can i be your main dish ? or side dish ?? Main course, side course and dessert. Include me as your nectar too.

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Would it be weird to teach my daughter to call my boyfriend daddy? I would say no. At least until after you two get married. It would really confuse the kid if you guys ever end your relationship.

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I have a big mouth, but my_______________is even bigger! feet are even bigger.

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Are you a person who has a LOT of luck? Jobwise, yes. I worked for some excellent companies in my lifetime. Relationshipwise, No way. Moneywise, about average. Otherwise, If not for bad luck, I wouldn't ..............

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Am i 2 good 2 refuse ? Yes. 1 of these days we will go 4 it. We will go st8 to 7th heaven 4ever and ever.

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Do you have enemies? Couldn't lick them. So I joined them.

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Do you find the "Asker's pick" option to be a bit meaningless? Asker's Pick is part of AB now. The questioner selects the Asker's Pick. It is their prerogative. Don't see any reason why it should be taken away. I am not really into policing what other members do. After all this is just a free Q & A site. As long as members enjoy, what the heck? I wouldn't really want too many restrictions. No harm, no foul.

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Why are everyone prior to Christ and Christianity considered pagans? What makes their "God" the correct and only deity? I think that is the essence of religion. Their god is the only true god. No ifs or buts.

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where do u see yourself in 10 years ? Six feet under. I am just being relaistic.

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Have you ever been tempted to go out and just smack the first 10 people you meet? How do you control yourself? Hope you know how to fight. Because if somebody smacks me in thehead for no reason at all, I will break their arm.

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Who is Mohammed ? A taxi driver in New York. Or 50 taxi drivers in New York.

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What is the easiest way to commit suicide? Go to McDonalds everyday and supersize. You will have a heart attack and you won't even feel it.

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Are you / ever been afraid of love? No. Instead I,m looking for love. I was looking for love in all the wrong places Looking for love in too many faces Searching your eyes, looking for traces Of what.. I'm dreaming of... Hopin' to find a friend and a lover God bless the day I discover Another heart, lookin' for love With apologies to Johnny Lee.

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How do I tell this man I know that I don't love him, without hurting his feelings? He pressures me to like him when I don't. Text him. I don't love you. Good bye.

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Life without money is worse than death? Probably not. Or I would have been dead years ago.

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I'm breathing 3 seconds apart and there's something that looks like a head sticking out between my legs. Could I be pregnant? Bad case of diahrrea.

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I have cancer. Feel like donating? Sorry. I have two cancers and I've already donated.

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Who's the manliest man in the world? Not me, buddy. Last week I ate quiche at my brother's house. I even watched "Fried Green Tomatoes". Then I ordered white wine at Ed's Bar. I am scared, buddy.

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Why does a cat cross the road ? Gotta make this a religious answer. So the cat can go to church?

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are you drunk ? Not yet. Saturday night is still young. Oooops. Blonde at 9 O'clock. Gotta go.

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Facebook is for ____ . birds. Facebook is trying to control the internet.

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How old do you think i am Ahh, but you were so much older then You're younger than that now. With apologies to The Byrds Crimson flames tied through my ears Rollin' high and mighty trapped countless fire and flaming roads Using ideas as my maps "We'll meet on edges, soon," said I Proud 'neath heated brow. Ah, but I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now.

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What was the meanest thing a teacher ever said to you? You are lagging behind. You will never be a hobo.

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Everyone uses it but it belongs to you? My toothbrush.

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Do you find it easy to make friends? 0. I really do not have real fiends. Except Ed, the bar owner. When at AB, I am a 5. I do have some friends. Actually good friends. They are one reason I am still here.

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He was in 3 Days Of The Condor. He was also in The Exorcist. What's his name? . Max Van Sydow. A good actor.

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How can you tell if your partner is cheating on you? Their constant headaches. Not that this had happened to me before. Maybe not 5 times.

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When you meet God, what do you want to say to Him?:) What should we do with the pedophile priests? The ones who betrayed your trust. Fire their asses and don't do the cover up. Stop transferring these bastards to a better, bigger parrishes. Back in the 1700 that policy worked. Think of all the children we could have saved. I suggest we elect a younger pope. One who can get involved and not one who sleeps all the time. Maybe we can implement...

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How many of the Ten Commandments do you routinely break? At least one. I coveted my neighbor's wife. In my defense, they were going thru a divorce. Maybe two. I was in the military. Does that count? Maybe three. I stole food. Hey, I'm a hobo. But I did follow one. I love my father and mother. The other six, I forgot.

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60% of women are________________! amazing. The rest are just beautiful.

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I am doing a case study about the company Merck for the university, and can't find their Objectives and strategies.. Any advise? Merck will tell you that they are helping humanity to live a better and healthy life. They do research for new drugs. but the main purpose is to make money for their stockholders. To get a more technical and formal view, go to their latest Annual Report. Just google "Merck Annual Report".

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Do you miss your grandma? Very much so. They both loved the hobo a lot.

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What do you not say during a job interview? If I am hired, is there a chance I would get your job sometime soon?

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would you feel uneasy if a cop car was following you? Not if the cop is a pretty, blonde lady. But that hasn't happened to me before. Usually, it is a train police who is making sure I don't board the freight train.

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Where have all your troubles began? In the hospital when I was born.

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In life do you feel cheated? Not yet. When I die, I will.

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When Jesus traveled did he hand out business cards to promote his carpentry business? And a list of previous clients so you can verify His good handiwork.

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Have you ever been possessed by a demon? Demons, not demon. My 5 ex wives were devils in disguise as blondes with a body like Angelina Jolie.

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Are there any insects that you find frightening? Not really. I actually likes them all except ants, termites, cocroaches, flies, silverfish, some spiders, cicadas and mosquitos. Include locusts, some snakes, lizards and too many to list.

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How do you get over a RUMOR about masturbating in class? If you do it on Monday, then it not a rumor anymore.

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Would you pick up an apparently clean penny? Why/Not? Even a dirty one. Every little bit helps.

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Does yelling intimidate you? Why or why not? No. Because my hearing aid is broken. Gotta buy a new one.

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How self-absorbed are you? Why? Not very. But this q is all about me, me, me. I know.

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Do you own anything that is studded? what? A leather jacket I found in Texas. It might have belonged to Sly Stallone from Best Little Whorehouse In Texas movie.

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Who's your favourite naval hero? Since I can't swim, Leonardo di Caprio of Titanic fame. Actually most of my heroes are land lubbers.

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Christians: When you get to Heaven, what song will you sing to God? I will sing 'Indescribable' by Chris Tomlin. What is heaven? American Idol? Well, in order to impress God, I will sing "Happy Birthday Song" Sorry, it is the only song I can sing without going off key.

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I set it as my profile picture. Who is this? It was being used for fake facebook account but who is it really? Gene Clark of The Byrds when he was young.

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In war what is the most dangerous weapon? Drones

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I don't want to marry/have any relationship because I don't believe in romantic love. I respect others' opinions. Why can't others... I admire you. Actually, I should have been like you. Are you sure you are not a hobo?

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Has Atheism or Agnosticism ever been shoved down your throat? If so, how? Not sure how you shove down a non belief. Or maybe, you could. But the answer to the Q is no.

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What would you serve Meatloaf if he came to dinner at your place Tossed salad

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How do you prevent a condom from slipping off? Stop using the Magnum size. Undersize him.

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I have to do a speech for my dad's 50th birthday party. Any tips? I don't want to do a long one- short and sweet! To my dad. Without him I wouldn't be here. Thanks to the the backseat of a 1955 Edsel and the drive in movies. Just kidding dad.

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Do you feel sorry for the people that pick on the people that make spelling mistakes? I mak dem. Ain' my gremer ain'ts no beter to. Wat cen I did, I em jest a hooboo.

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Did you ever watch The Fly (1986)? The original is also just as good.

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Name for the last name Locke? Girl names only! Brooks Sidney Samantha

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What does Satan really look like? Bernie Madoff.

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How good a kisser are you? Most famous kiss. Yeah I did read about that. Sorry. This was supposed to be a comment to Shunyata's answer. The one showing the sailor and the nurse in Time Squareright after the war.

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When's the last time you ate a homegrown tomato? Last summer. Tomatoes just grow all over my backyard. Red ones, green ones, small ones, big ones, yellow ones, cherry ones, buffalo ones, wild ones, etc ones.

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Can't make myself talk to my crush. Suggestions? Relax. Pretend you are talking to your best friend. Talk about anything. Works for me at Ed' Bar and Grill.

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Who invented curly fries? One of The Three Stooges.

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Would you provide a false alibi for someone if they paid you $10,000? Yes. I was with my friend Ed at his bar drinking beer. (straight face) Stella, he was there all the time. It is not true he left with a blonde at 10 PM. There is no reason to file for a divorce. (Winks at Ed, and my hand behind my back, palm up.)

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Was there a time before the Universe was created. Or did the Universe always exist. Answer with reason. There was no time before the iphone.

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*sigh* I wish I was Borna_________. superhero. Like Sergeant Hobo, the protector of the homeless.

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Are you hoping to squeeze in a banana by the end of the day? Already squeezed in. Had a strawberry banana smoothie for breakfast.

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Is it snowing in Portland, Oregan now? Yes. Ask me three months from now, the answer is no.

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Do you honestly think the Edvard Munch painting, "Scream" will sell for over $200 million tonight at Sotheby's? Well, I don't understand painting and I don't have that kind of money. But I will bid $200 tonight. What the heck, I only live once. The painting should liven up my box.

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Do you believe everything you read in the bible? Not Adam and Eve. Not Noah's ark.

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What is frightening about growing older? Wrinkles.

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What would you do if your mum was going out with a guy called 'Pablo'? Pablo is a good man.

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How long do you have to wait for you coffee pot to brew your coffee? It takes mine about 20 minutes. One minute. One MacCoffee, please. And one Big Breakfast for the wandering Hobo.

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On April 26th 2012 ,I cruised a street that existed in August 2010,who says we can't time travel ? I didn't.

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Who wants to congratulate me now I've become a Guru today? Shall we have a party to celebrate? Bring some music along if you like. Guru Kenz. Sounds good. I could see you passing the hobo sometime this year. What the heck, you should pass the hobo. You are young and pretty vs an old fart. As Andy use to say "Keep on bagging".

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Would you drink a whole gallon of water? A gallon of beer, yeah.

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What's a perfect name for a horse? Seretariat II

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I just got a message from the AB staff. Since you don't have one, AB thinks you are a terror group. Is that you Mahmoud Ahmadinejad ?

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Do you miss Weylon on AnswerBag? Who?

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If you could go back and give your 18-20 year old self wisdom and advice on life, what would you say? Marriage is not for you. Don't make the same mistake 5 times.

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Wayne Newton called..he wants _____________________ a change of Depends.

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If you found out you had a twin what's the first thing you'd do? I'll take the train and move to another city. Vancouver can only handle one of us.

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What spreads quickly? My ass. All I have to do is sit down. And it is all over the place.

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If your tree branches reach out beyond you fence your neighbors tried to cut it but got hurt in the process are you Liable? Why? He did it on his own. The neighbor should have asked you to cut it for him.

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Isn't it disgusting to see Obama re-trying to pimp off the action of the brave SEALs who took out Bin Laden to get himself a poll bounce? Obama did give the go signal. Things could have gone wrong and the SEALS could've taken out the wrong person or the opposition gunned them down. So Obama do deserves some credit.

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Does the cow gives us its milk with happiness ? It is usually milk from contented cows.

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What message is Rihanna sending to young girls reguarding chris brown? accepting abuse in a relationship?Thoughts? A guy who beats up women is the most cowardly guy in the world. Rihanna should go out with the hobo instead. She'll get a lot of love and respect. Once an abuser always an abuser. The beating could be worse next time. Or the next.

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If "Death" shows up at the door, what will you say? I prefer lethal injection, please.

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My supervisor won't let me take off for my relative's death. What do I do? Your supervisor wants you to get pissed. Maybe you will resign. That is what he is hoping for. I have seen it done to my friend. Just find another job unless you're already working for Apple or Google.

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If you only had two words to say as your last words to leave the world with, what would they be? "Asker's Pick" my asnwer, please. Sorry about the three extra words. I had 5 words left in me.

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Pippa -mania: why the fascination with Kate's younger sister ? Pippa is just an ordinary looking woman. She is basking in the glow of her sister. So my answer is, IDK.

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What word/name is meant by the middle initial "E," in "Chuck E. Cheese?" Elmer.

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What do you know about statistics? If I get married, I will most likely have 1.8 kids.

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What do you know about statistics? One in 24 million chance of winning the CA lottery. And yet I keep buying tickets. So my answer is nothing.

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How do you address the love of your life? My other right hand.

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Who do you want to win on May 5th ? Boxing.. May Weather or Cotto I'm rooting for Cotto. Mayweather is so unlikeable. So is his dad. But I've got my money on Mayweather.

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Is there a conspiracy? Talk to Oliver Stone.

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When did you feel that you should have just turned around and walked away? When I went the wrong way on a one way street.

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When was the last time you had sprained ankle? Playing basketball about 40 years ago. An opponent did it deliberately. He is lucky I couldn't chase him or I would've knocked him out.

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What's your hairstyle like today? Straight salt and pepper now. Used to be jet black. Need to take at least an inch off all over.

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Why do Americans eat cheese, cheese, cheese? Because of cows, cows, cows.

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I am glad they closed all the independent movie rental stores. They were good places to meet bad people. In public. Don't you agree? . Too bad, Netflix took out all the independents. A lot of good folks lost their jobs. I never really met bad people in those places. So IDK.

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At 72 I'm sleeping, on the average, 10 hours of the 24 and it's in bed (no daylight naps). Should I be concerned that this is too much? It might take too much of the day. You're left with 14 hours. I take an hour nap in the afternoon. Then I just need about 6 to 7 hours sleep during the day.

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If you could change a feature about your looks what would it be? Your eye color, the shape of your nose, fuller lips, what would it be? My face if fine. But does it have to be in the face? Yes, that one. Not that there is anything wrong with it.

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Do you enjoy being immature? If so, why? I've never matured. I think it is called the Peter Pan syndrome. In a few years, I will end up in Never Never Land.

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Have you been Bullied on AB? What did you do about it? Did you or anyone you know leave AB because of cyber-bullying? I have thick skin. So I just deal with them. Then they report me to AB Rich. Although, some makes me want to kick the butts in real life. But since this is the internet, we fight with words instead. All I do is not take is personal. What can they say to embarrass a hobo? Nothing. My advice? Don't act like they're getting to you. I know. Easy for me to say.

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What would you not buy if it cost $1 A Rolls Royce. It is most probably junk, not in running condition and the wheels are square.

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Is a woman required to always shave her cave? Not necessarily. Maybe in the summer if they want to wear a thong bikini. Some spelunkers would rather explore a pristine cave untouched by other men. As virgin as possible. Or some men wants it cleaned just to make sure a bear is not hibernating inside.

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What's different about you, anything? good or bad, even a little weird:-) ? Still wandering around. But this time, I am in the Philippines reminscing. I spent some time in this country before and after the Vietnam war. Was once married to a Filipino woman. Weird? Spent a night with 2 women when I was younger. Couldn't get up the next day. Had to hydrate the following night with San Miguel Beer.

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How old were you when you started to realise physical beauty is worthless? Probably on my death bed. As of now, I haven't gotten to that point yet.

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How can we change the world? Not much. Recycle. And people could start giving to hobos more.

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Why have some of the greatest movie roles of recent years gone to 3rd rate actors like Toby McGuire and Keanu Reeves? Just some. But not all of them. And it depends on what you consider "great". "The King's Speech" still went to a great actor.

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Do you enjoy watching summer themed movies in the winter? Or vice versa? Yeah. I still watch "Home Alone" in the summer. Even "Kindergarten Cop"just last week with my granddaughters.

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If you won the lottery, would you really give some money to charity? Anonymously. I would like to give to homes of battered women nd abused children.

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Why do people want the truth if they really can't handle it? You have been watching the Tom Cruise/Jack Nicholson movie again.

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What's a good way to conserve heat? Sleep naked with your partner. The body heat will help conserve energy.

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What's the number 1 item on your "to do" list? No. 1. Do not start a "to do" list. No. 2. Thee is no No. 2.

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How many companions do you like being with when you are camping? Why? A squad of Playboy Bunnies without Hugh Hefner around.

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How did Jesus view politics? Jesus was a liberal, pro abortion, Tea Party, Occupier evangelist. Supports Gun Control but not Obamacare.

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how do I no my wife cheating Aluminum seal it, like the medicine bottles. If the seal is broken then you petty well know.

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Tinkerbell said to Peter Pan...Peter when you play with Captain Hook don't let him _________________ catch you. He is a fomer Roman Catholic priest.

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If you were in high school band, did you get anything good out of the experience? Yes. I got to date the baton twirlling blonde. Ou band lost the state championship and I got to console her ....... alone. We were having a good time until the Pincipal showed up.

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Why do people day "Duck" when they warn you? In the old days, ducks couldn't get any altitude. They can only fly about 5 feet high. Since the Cavemen were just a little over 4' 8", you can see why they say "duck" when one flies by.

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whats your dogs name? Patrick. Pat the dog for short. I know. I know. It is longer.

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Would you mind cat food sandwiches for dinner tonight? Arf! Arf! Of couse, I don't like it.

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What was the worst spanking you ever got in your life growing up? Who spanked you? What did s/he use to spank with? Urrsula The Temptress of Leather and Feather R Us thought I might need one since I was having ED. Alas, something got hit by mistake and it went in hibenation like a frightened tutle.

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Why can't doughnuts be square. A study was made and it came out that policemen only eats round doughnuts. And that sealed it.

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Which punishments do you view as highly ineffective? Which ones do you view as effective? Why? Probations is ineffective. Hanging and guillotine is effective. You don't see cattle rustlers anymore and so with French Revolutionaries either.

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Who run the world? China

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Women: Do you wear a bra everyday? Yeah. do you or do you not? The inquiring hobo wants to know. C'mon Bornabrit, come back.

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What do you read slowly and carefully? Freeway exit signs. Hence, I'm always lost. And overshooting my exit.

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What do you do to ensure that you don't fall into self-pity? Once you start drinking "Ensure", you are already into self pity.

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Will you give me something easy? Two coming up. Over with bacon and a piece of toast. Plus orange juice.

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With turkey farming so common, why don't we eat turkey eggs? They're ugly and don't feel good. A lot like my former gf, a turkey of a girl.

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What is the best piece of advice you can give first time homebuyers? Look for a sturdy appliance box. Make sure you can drag it under the freeway overlooking an ocean. Can't beat an ocean view.

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How does being on a boat make you feel? Afraid. Very afraid. Can't swim a lick. Or is that a lake? Yeah, can't swim a lake.

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Have you ever heard someone use the word 'sick' in this way? 'I will sick my dog on you' or 'watch out, he will sick his dog on you'. No. I usually hear, "you sick dog of a man". Or as my ex wives use to say, "I am sick of you". Then when they see me again, they sic their new partners on me.

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How often do you eat fast food? What is your favorite fast food joint? Taco Bell. Their burritos give me enough gas to drive to Pittsburgh.

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Where should you not go swimming? Crystal Lake in the summer on Friday The 13th. Never, ever go skinny dipping at night with the prettiest girl in your group. Wait, there is a solution. If Jason chases you, run and don't look back because you might stumble and he catches up to you. Remember Jason can't run. Take your car and go straight to the police instead of going to bed with your gf.

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I'm 50 and I'm still a virgin.How should I kill myself? Go to Mustang Ranch in Reno. Get Raunchy Rhoda, Easy Daisy, Killer Karen and Orgasm Oprah. Your heart won't be able to take the excitement. PS. Send the Hobo $5,000 for finder's fee. I'll celebrate the the four next wee.

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How many ears must one man have, before he can hear people cry? The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind. Although, we don't cry. Cowboys are men.

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If you were chosen to give a name to the world's worst-tasting beer, what would you call it? How about the best? Hobo Beer. Looney Beer. Weylon Beer. M. Bromyde Beer.

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Do you want to know more about Deleware? Yeah. How is that state spelled?

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Looking for a Cloud hosting provider to boost up your business? I don't think you can drum up business on this site. You gotta create your own.

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Is it normal for an 8-year-old boy to have spontaneous erections? Your little dickie is starting to develop. Yes, very normal.

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Why does my dick hurt? From unuse. Use it or hurt it. Go find a gf instead of spending time playing video games.

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Take me on a trip ______________________ Take me on a trip upon your magic swirlin' ship My senses have been stripped, my hands can't feel to grip My toes too numb to step, wait only for my boot heels To be wanderin' I'm ready to go anywhere, I'm ready for to fade Into my own parade, cast your dancing spell my way I promise to go under it. With apologies to Mr. Tambourine Man and the Byrds.

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Other planets' moons have snazzy names...Why is ours just called "moon"? Because Earth has only one moon. Although moon has become a verb too. like google. Did you google your name? Did you moon the other team?

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Would you visit a brothel? I'm done with that part of my life. There are more women than men in my age group. Although I prefer women at least about 25 years younger than me.

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Octomom seems to be having problems taking care of all of her kids...Suggestions for her? Nine kids. No partner. No tv reality show. No job. If the kids were identical, she might have landed a show. But after Kate and 8, that genre died. I'm afraid for those kids. She could go online and ask for help like what Zimmerman did.

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An old lady was walking toward me & suddenly she disappeared. There was no where she could have gone. What could cause that to happen? Was there a sale at the Dollar Store?

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What shows do you record? Poker Tournaments. Old Black and White movies.

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are u ppl glad that i iz back on anserbag? yay Ho iz u? wer dd u g? D we knw u?

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What would happen if Kim Kardashian wore your underwear? They'll look better on her.

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You just opened a Fortune Cookie. What does it say? 4, 7, 14, 22, 39. Mega 26

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What do you tend to withdraw from? My savings account when my government check comes in.

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Do you like to play with yourself? Fortunately, I have a lot of lady friends. the movie "Friends With Benefits" was based on my life.

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What famous person do you most resemble? Charlie Weaver. My HoboJoe avatar looks like Charlie.

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How do I find my A #? I lost my paperwork and my case file turned up missing and I have not gone to court. How can I find this info? Whatever it is what you are looking for, go back to the place who issued it. Show good faith by reporting. If your file is lost, there might not be any case.

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What do you like to do when youre bored? Guess? I have 27000 points. And an overworked keyboard.

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What do you like to do when you're driving the car? Mostly steering the wheel. Stepping on the gas or brakes.

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How do I go about reporting Dora the Explorer to immigration? Don't you dare! My grandkids will hunt you down to the ends of the earth. And leave SpongeBob alone too.

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Can you forgive a person and still not trust them? Unfotunately, I don't fogive easily. So most likely, I will neve trust them. Probably comes from my being a street person.

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Is it wrong to be possessed by the "Savior" or "White Knight" syndrome? Why - if yes or no? I am only familiar with the "White Knight" in business terms. Is it similar to the "Knight In Shining Armor" kinda thing?

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If I sort my questions by most answers instead of the date posted, will it bring some of my older questions back into my profile? Probably. Test it. You can always go back to the "Date Posted" if you don't like it.

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Do you ever masturbate at work? Probably. My co workers are so used to my moaning and groaning when my boss gives me more work that nobody ever notices it.

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Ladies: What`s the difference between squirting and cumming? I'm not a lady, but I am very interested in the answers.

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What's the first thing you do when you get to the office? I check the clock and start my countdown to 5:00 PM.

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How well do you understand body language? To me body language speaks louder than words. I just hate it when the blonde lady slaps me and move to the stool farther away from me.

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What's your favorite French phrase? And don't tell me you don't have one. Que sera, sera. Sung by the French lady, Doris Day in a movie.

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Americans: I`m 42, male, and I have never even held a real gun. Thoughts? I am from the old school myself. That was the time when fights were settled by fists. You go home with a black eye. So what? At least you are alive or not in prison.

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If prayer really does work, why are you still allowed to pray for Olympic athletes? If prayers work, the Philippines would be the best country in the world. Filipinos pray everyday and yet the country is poor, plagued with all kinds of disasters like earthquakes, flooding, landslides, poverty, typhoons, tornadoes, etc. You name it, they have it. Yet, they go to church on Sundays and on Wednesdays.

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Why do people pray for the dead? I don't. Dead is dead. I don't even believe in afterlife or reincarnation.

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What sort of hat would suit a chicken most? Davy Crockett 'coonskin hat.

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Will we ever do the TANGO together ? No. But I'll dirty dance with you.

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Did you forget our 1st kiss ? Probably not. That is why I am still waiting. (lips puckered up) eyes closed, fresh mint breath, flowers behind my back, dinnr reservation at Carl's Jr.

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Do you like Amy Winehouse's music? Ys, I do. Alas, too many musicians go befor their time.

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what do you love about Yourself? :D That I can survive for days without eating. Beer and wine will kep me alive.

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Are you going to end it ? Or will I Can we have a little talk? It was fun while it lasted. But it is not you, it is me. I'm breaking up with you first.

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What makes you stand still? Why? A Grizzly bear walking past me in Yosemite Park. Lucky I was downwind.

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Ab user you dislike the most? Is it me? Have to pick one A gay guy with a name starting in S with no sense of humor. He reported me for absolutely nothing. Hint, a Brit.

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Do you enjoy watching sunrises and/or sunsets? Why or why not? I do with a pretty woman beside me. Or at least I pretend. Otherwise I really do not.

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if you were on a blind date and your date wasn't attractive would you still go through it? As long as she is paying for my drinks.

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When is walking away the right decision? When isn't it? To either or both, why? Wife throws your clothes out in the front yard. Then changes all the locks. Happened to me 5 times and that is why I am a hobo.

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can any one describe the difference between communism and capitalism ? in the simples way . I work hard to earn money to buy a loaf of bread. Capitalism, bread is all mine except for taxes, etc. Communism, government takes the loaf of bread and distributes it to everybody in the country.

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How do you deal with nostalgia? I usually just think of the good things that happened to me in the past.

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If your life were a game, what would it be? Hide and seek. I'm always hiding and my creditors are always trying to find me.

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Could Christianity survive without the Bible? There might not have been a Christian religion without the bible.

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Can you show us your bra? Don't wear one. But I just finished playing tennis, I could show you my jock strap, instead.

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What's the difference between a ginger and a redhead? I thought Ginger is a natural redhead. Although I still like the brunette, Mary Ann.

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Most shrimp I get these days have no flavor. Are there still kinds of shrimp that have taste? What kinds? The cheap ones were previously frozen from Asia or Mexico. The tiger shrimps are almost always tasty.

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Do you have any fruit trees in your yard? My one neighbor has an orange tree. the fruits are overhanging over the fence. That means they are mine My other neighbor, a professional stripper, sometimes hangs her melons over the fence. Does that means I can touch them at least?

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My boyfriend is going through family troubles and doesn't want to talk to me.. What should I do? We shouldn't talk about it.

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Have you slept in a car? Yes. But I sleep better in a train.

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Are you going to behave now or will I have to turn this car back around to go home? Go home. I wanna peepee.

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Did you ever wonder why a human being , would want to try to deny the existence of GOD Anil, have you been talking to God. You said "His word". What do you mean?

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Are those who claim Islam is a religion of peace just plain lying? Oh yeah! A religion of peace and I am Kobe Bryant.

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Do you live a life of secrecy? Why or why not? Yes. Creditors and my exes are always looking for the hobo.

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What is it like to live near a McDonalds restaurant? Don't have to walk too far to scrounge in the dumpster for breakfast.

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Why wasn't Tiger Woods arrested after that low speed police chase? Haven't heard anything. But with TW, anything is possible. Cheetah Woods has become a laughing stock and a butt of jokes nowadays.

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Is the Honeymoon Over :( We're not even in Hawaii yet. But we have joined the mile high club.

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If you're given a choice for a cellmate in prison who would it be? Jennifer Aniston

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Ted Nugent! Whatta guy! Articulate, fair, cogent and honorable! We need more Americans just exactly like him,right? :( I lean more to the right. But not as far right as Nugent and Limbaugh. We need more Americans like HoboJoe, a martial artist who doesn't need a gun.

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Why and never why people in their 20s don't join more and more social groups? When I was in my twenties, I was busy chasing girls with my friends. That was my social group. I wouldn't spent Saturday afternoon on my computer.

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Paul_______________? Larson. My best friend in grade school.

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I know you didn't mean to _____________________ shoot me in the ass. My fault, I was in the line of fire. I'm alive, I just won't be able to sit for two months.

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Does your attitude have a nick name ? 50 cents

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Have you ever cried when you taking a bath? Tears of joy. A bath is a luxury to a hobo.

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Abracadabra! What would you like to use magic to change in your life? I would like to live forever like in the movie "The Highlander". On second thought, probably not. Don't want to see all my loved ones die before I do.

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Would you rather be dead than live in the ghetto? No. I heard Elvis is alive "In The Ghetto". As her young man dies, On a cold and gray Chicago mornin', Another little baby child is born In the ghetto And his mama cries With apologies to The King.

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Are you aware that ALL of you people on AB have absolutely no life? I think it is just the ones who makes about a hundred points or more a day.

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If i "down" a bottle of pink champagne, will i be able to answer the more serious questions Makes sense to me. I just had green beer and I'm answering your serious question.

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If a serial killer is in prison for 500 years for 5 murders, is there any point to prosecuting him for yet another one? For closure. And it makes the prosecutors look good in their conviction rate. Plus the law has to be followed.

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where's Timbuktu ? I saw a movie with this title years ago. It starred Yvonne de Carlo and Victor Mature. I know it is in Africa.

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Who wrote the song for the Booty Call line dance? Alan Harper of 2 And A Half Men.

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Was the Iraq war one of muddled goals, painful sacrifice as REBECCA SANTANA and ROBERT H. REID of AP suggest? Mistake from the beginning. GW wanted to oust Saddam and it was personal. Dick Cheney poured gasoline to inflame it. At a very high cost to the Americans in terms of lives, money, resources, etc. GW should at least be brought to trial for reckless leadership. Don't know how he sleeps at night.

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What do you view as a beautiful home? Why? Good duct taped appliance box on a wooden pallet underneath the freeway near the ocean. Big enough so I can squeeze in a lady friend once in awhile.

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Can you parallel park? I used to live in San Francisco. And you better be able to pararell park or you'll end up driving all night.

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How do you feel about a couple of drunk teens NOT being punished for blowing the face off a German shepard? If it was mine, I would put duct tape fireworks where the sun don't shine. i wanna see them try to sit down..............

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Do you like getting manicures and pedicures? Why or why not? Isn't that for women? I don't feel comfortable.

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You've unintentionally made someone uncomfortable. Now what do you do? I buy the blonde another drink and hopes she calms down. Usually they do after the 3rd. My purpose is to buy her a drink 5 times.

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Are there such things as stupid questions? Stupid is as stupid does. I really don't know what it means. It just sounds right.

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Have you ever found love at a Sauna The gym I go to is not co ed at the sauna. So no. I hate the guys going into the sauna room when I'm there.

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when people who smke weed.do they really see dragons,unicorns or w.e?any one can asnswer.but i would like people who smke weed to answer2 I see my ex wives. Hence I stopped smoking weed.

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How many nostrils do you need With my sinus problems, I probably need another two.

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Who do you NOT want to grow up to be? Why? Dick Cheney. The guy can't even shoot straight.

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Have you ever been on a most wanted list No. But several bars had me on the ten most Unwanted list. Well, at least until I pay my bar tab.

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have you ever fell off a bar stool Plenty of times. My friend, Ed of Ed's Bar had a barstool made with a back and arm rest to keep me from falling and disturbing the customers.

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Have you accepted that you are not going to be here forever? Why or why not? Yes. Sometimes I log out of AB and try Answermug. And sometimes I just log out ans stay away for days.

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Does it bug you when you drink so much caffeine that you can't sleep? Like me now!:( Yes, it bugs me that you can't sleep. but, in my case, I'm off to bed. Good night.

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What color attracts your attention? Any color if nightie is worn by a 25 year old pretty lady.

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Have you laughed 2day? Life is very hard for hobos. So we hardly ever laugh. But if you lend me $25.00 today, I will pay you on Tuesday. You would see a little smile from this old man.

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İf you know you will die tomorrow, what do you do today? I'll blog all day and all night and try to get to 30,000 points.

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Was there a long-running tv show no longer seen, that you miss? G unsmoke.

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I have a 1987 bill from Mexico which says 5000 pesos. How much is this worth in American money? I keep getting all different answers from people. Some say $490, $393, $50, and fifty cents. So how much is it really worth or how can I find out for sure? Enough to buy you tequila and burritos for a few days. And don't blow it on a senorita, amigo.

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How would my name, April, be translated in Indian language? Sun Bright Snow Melts Into River. Sunsnow for short.

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How do I decrease testosterone when I have too much and my lady can't get any sleep? Is that you Charlie Sheen? Stop bragging. You're making me look bad.

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Anyone ever see a Plain Girl pageant? They're always Beauty pageants. There a great deal of beauty in plain. Why don't we value it? You'll be disqualified as soon as the judges see you, Miss Ravishing Rosie. Too bad I didn't meet you in my prime. Then I didn't have to marry and divorce 5 times.

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Does a (male) pet hold a grudge when you chop his nuts off, sometimes i think my male cat does when he stares at me I understand it had to be done. And I understand why the cat stares at you too. He is wondering how to tell his gf, the pussy next door.

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Do you have scary photos to show us ? My driver's license.

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Do you find this man to be attractive? I can't tell. I'm straight and all men kinda look alike to me. Except the hobo, who is a handsome, charming guy.

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Can introverts change to extroverts.? Some do as they get older, they gain more self confidence. And then you can't stop them from yakking all day.

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Is there anything bacon can't do? Help me lose weight.

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Ted Nugent if the president is reelected: "I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year" What do you think of his statement? I hope he is jail. TN is too radical.

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What do you do if your house is being haunted by a ghost? They're probably as afraid of you as you are of them. I usually friend them on Facebook and AnswerBag. Problem solved.

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Can your donkey run twice as fast as anybody's horse? IDK. but my jackass can.

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Did you know Apple may single-handedly cure Alzheimers? Apple records? They're not into drugs. Red delicious might.

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How many nuclear weapons do the nuclear powers across the world have, individually? Whatever God decides, Anil.

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What should be done with the idiots? Hope we don't kill them. I'll probably be the first to go. Membership at AB will go down.

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Someone's lying. Prez sez he is drilling more than ever before and the 'opposition' says not drilling enough/at all. Who lies bigtime? Politicians.

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Is a talking horse evidence of witchcraft? It is evidence of a hit TV series in the fifties.

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Are carrots the Devil's favourite food? I thought red pepper was the devil's favorite. Contrary to popular belief, the devil is red not because of his closeness to fire. Eating red pepper is how he gets his red hue.

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Can you watch this video without getting a tear in your eye ? I didn't get a tear. But I did get 4 tear drops.

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The Tea Party got shut out this time! Will they rise again and have some control in 2016? Any bets on whom they'll back for Prez then? I think the Tea Party is Republican predominantly. But I will rejoin if they rename it "Whiskey Party".

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Is it true that washing your hair in bat's droppings stops you going bald? Yes. So the question now is "hair" or "lonliness". Good luck with getting a date smelling like urine. Oh, I love my thick hair. You'll get used to the smell.

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What is creativity if not random? What do you feel about your imagination? Inspiration and it is random. Different kinds of imagination. For me it is sometimes wishful thinking. Really, I don't even know what I am saying.

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How would you react if Henry VIII arrived at your house before you've had time for a bath? How could that be? I'm Henry the VIII I am. Henry the VIII I am I am. I got married to the widow next door. she's been married seven times before.

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Tell me something untrue about yourself? Well, I am a young, handsome hobo.

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Do you miss Circuit City stores? Circuit what?

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If a replica of the Titanic was built and sailed (with newer safety features), would you go on it? Yes. But I will bring my own lifeboat.

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Should there be a law against geriatric rockers doing revival concerts long after the spark left? Can't stand Keith Richards prancing around with Mick Jagger on the stage anymore. They not only lost their range but their appeal. Sometimes I can't even recognize them anymore.

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Why do I have to babysit my sisters kids? Because they are family. And families help each other.

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Johnny _____________ . Johnny Guitar.

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What's you favorite citrus fruit? Does gin and tonic counts?

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Have you tried the new pancakes from Denny's? Denny's is racist. I stay away from the store.

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I Have Said, In the Past, that "The Truth is Not Always Pretty, but At Least it is the Truth", Thoughts? Depends. I've made little white lies to my girlfriends when I as young. Or so I think they are white lies. And in return I got some comforting fantasies.

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Would you like me to toast your marshmallows? Please don't call them marsmallows. They used to be but now they are just old apricots.

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Are you a packrat? I moved yesterday --- time to get rid of some stuff. Not sure which category to place question under. Human Behavior. Just a little. Today I got rid of a 15-year old paid of socks. Tomorrow I'll get rid of a shirt that is two sizes too small.

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How do you assure a frieghtened child that everything will be all right? Give the child a hug and tell them that you will be there for them. And go do something fun with them. Buy them an ice cream cone. Take a walk with them, ride a bike with them, play frisbee with them. Imagine you are the frightened child, What do you want as reassurance?

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How can I talk my mom into adopting another jack russell terrier? How many dogs do you have now? Tell her you will do some of the household chores in return for getting another dog. And promise her that you will clean after and also take care of all the dogs. All tell her that you will pay all expenses including food for the dogs.

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Why do people living outside Major Cities have such Liberal ' turn the other cheek' opinions of inner city problems not affecting THEM?? I, for one, have too many problems to worry about already. I'd rather leave that to politicians who are paid to solve those problems.

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Any suggestions on what to wear in a formal party nudist party? I think I'll wear a violin slung in front.

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Reminiscing about ............. ? tomorrow.

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Basketball fans, who would add to these legendary stars of the hoop? Kobe Bryant and LeBron James. And HoboJoe if he was 2 feet taller.

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Looking for Investors that want to take part in the Oil Field Boom! I need someone to help me with purchasing a semi tractor and trailer. Good luck with that.

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what does it mean when dreaming of looking at yourself in a mirror but not appearing on it? You're a vampire. Vampires have no reflection.

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I'm just here for the ____? I'm just here for points. C'mon, point me.

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Have you thrown your first cookout of summer/spring yet? It's been raining where I'm at. In a city in a little Asian country.

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Are you alright with two sausages sir? Or would you like some more? I have problems satisfying one, let alone two.

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Do you find philosophy a little bit pretentious and elitist? Not really. Even the shoe shine boy and the hobo are a bit philisophical somedays. Que sera, sera.

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Apart from potatoes, leprechauns, the colour green and beer, what else is Irish? Coffee and red hair and smiling eyes. Pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. And my friend Sean O'Hara. Don't forget Maureen O'Hara.

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At what age did you lose your precious, precious Sixteen and $5 along with it.

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With all the answers you've posted on AB...what could someone find out about you? That I am but a simple hobo with a laptop.

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Do you still have CDs? Mostly sixties music. They are in the garage collecting dust.

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i am bord!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go 2 d movys. Hungry Gaims is still shoowin.

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Tennessee's tax rate as of 2012 is 6%. How much is that as an actual number? You're talking about sales tax, right? It is 6% of taxable items. There are some exempted items from sales tax. Maybe uncooked food, bread, etc.

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What would you miss doing if you had to leave your home for a whole year? Nothing. I've been away for over 25 years.

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I am your complete slave for 48 hours, what will you have me do? Fix the faucet leak and cook me an omelette. You're the eggman, right?

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How do you get better lower ab strength without going to a gym? leg raises. Lay down flat. Raise one or both legs slowly as high as you can and lower slowly. As many as you can. Then raise both legs about six inches off the floor and hold. Or you can start slow by jogging in place and raising knees to chest high.

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have I lost my mind? I am marrying a girl in less than 2 weeks, I am 32, she is 19. Good for you. With apologies to a "Two And A Half Men" episode.

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What don't you like about yourself? That I am so easy to please. And I'm talking about a 25 year old beauty sitting at the bar, two seats away.

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Trayvon Martin's Mother says shooting was an accident? How did she know? She wasn't there.

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how does it make you feel when, no matter what you say, someone thinks you are a liar? Makes me feel like a hobo. Actually, my 5 ex wives never did believe me.

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I Have Said, In the Past, "Pretty Damn Easy, When you Have Someone Else Do it for you". Thoughts? Sometimes after I have seen it done by others, I learn how to do it. So the next time, I will try and do it. And most of the time, I end up calling them again. My point is, it is not that easy. But at least I tried.

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If I went to the middle east and said I was bi sexual but don't act on my urges would they still kill me? Bang! Bang! You're dead.

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American Idol a really grim competition this time because all left are really good? I agree. Is the Filipino lady, Sanchez still alive?

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Are you a butterfly dreaming that you are a human or are you a human dreaming you are a butterfly? Human. And I sting like a bee. With apologies to M Ali.

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when was the last time u gave generously ? Yeah! When? Don't forget the hobos.

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Name something more useless than Randy. HoboJoe

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What is something about yourself that you never knew until someone else pointed it out to you? A nice little mole in my behind. No amount of flexibility will make me notice it.

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Kathy Griffin, find her funny?I don't like her voice, jokes or even looks.I mean I like a lot of comedians.What is it you like about her? No talent, just lucky, I guess. I think her guest stints at "Seinfeld" made her famous.

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What are the simple things in your life? Wake up. Stay alive the whole day. Then go back to sleep. And the cycle starts all over again.

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What is something that you always do that you know you probably shouldn't? Drink like a fish at Ed's Bar.

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All you have to do is ________________________ dream. And you can be like the hobo.

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What is your favorite spanking object to have used on your bare butt? A feather boa neck piece.

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FUCK is an English word. Can any one confirm what I already know is its true meaning? And I'm a Brit. It means, good looking and charming. Or in the old language of the Mayans, it means Hello. So in Mayan I say to you, Fuck to you today, buddy.

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Who do you love causing drama? Meryll Streep

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______ is like _______ on acid. Life is like HoboJoe on acid. I as an author once. Just not successful.

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What does it feel like to be beautiful? And charming like me? It makes hoboing a little harder. Because it is more difficult to convince people that I am a real hobo. (Tongue firmly placed in cheek).

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Thomas Kinkade dies. Mike Wallace dies. Thomas Kinkade was interviewed on 60 minutes. Coincidence? Oliver Stone will buy your theory. Just write a book. "CottageGate".

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I'm getting kind of bored with all my favorite websites. Whats your favorite, and would you recommend it? I always go to Youtube when I get bored. I do my favorites while blogging at AB. If you play chess. RedHotPawns.com.

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What is the Joan Baez song you cannot listen enough too? The Donovan song "Catch The Wind" with her sister Mimi.

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Have you ever had sex in a adult porn cinema No. But now that you asked, I wish I did.

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What would have happened if the Louisiana Purchase never happened and French North America had a revolution and became it's own country? I will meet more French Maids in uniform. All I have to do is go to New Orleans.

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What is the secular or atheist equivalent of the concept of "sin"? Breaking the law.

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Will we ever be together 1 day ? If I ever get to Australia one fine day.

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When your vehicle is pulled over by a police officer and they ask you "Do you know why I pulled you over?" what is the best response? Because, I have doughnuts?

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how do you go about finding some one to kill you? Me. I'll walk with you to the Golden Gate Bridge. Can you do a swan dive? Oh what the heck? Do a belly flop.

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Is meditation a religious practice? Does meditation conflict with atheist beliefs and non-beliefs? No more than singing/chanting. Merely mind and body relaxation.

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Martial Arts: What would you rate THE most important, essential deciding factor? Athleticism. that might fall under speed. I practised with some very athletic guys and they could keep up or pick it up easy. Me, it took me years.

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He is risen? Or so they say. And the bible and my mother used to say. But this Doubting Hobo is having a hard time risening.

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What is the world coming to? Cuba declares Good Friday a public holiday. Cubans are predominantly Roman Catholics. Maundy Thursdayss, Good Friday and Easter Sundays are Catholic holidays.

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Is your god a vengeful god? Probably not.

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What is a game that smart people enjoy playing? Chess and "Go Fish".

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Chuck Berry has written and released so many great songs, Why is it "Johnny B. Goode" that most people only remember or know? I kinda forgot him for a while until Michael J. Fox sang the one of Chuch Berry's songs in "Back To The Future".

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What would you do if someone gave you a black eye for no reason? I've had black eyes before. But that was from martial arts practice. But for no reason, I most probably fight back and break his arm although the better way is just sue him and get some money from him.

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Have you ever been told by a doctor, " I can't help you." (?) Because I didn't have insurance. Not a very moving story, but true.

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What unsolved mystery would you want solved? Amelia Earhardt. Had to add this one to my D B Cooper. I watched all the documentaries and still confused.

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How do i kill myself as quickly as possible? I'm 15 btw Go eat junk food. You could be dead tomorrow. If you really want motivation to kill yourself, finish high school. The bullies will make you want to kill yourself more. Then join the military when you turn 18. Tell them you want to serve in Afghanistan. That will really motivate you to commit suicide. And lastly, after military, get married. If that don't kill you, I will. And in the meantime,...

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McCain says Romney should chose Palin as a VP. Good or bad idea? Why or why not? I'm voting for Romney/Tina Fey ticket.

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What unsolved mystery would you want solved? D B Cooper

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When was the last time you had a bear encounter? It was last night for me because I used peanut butter as mousetrap bait in my crawlspace. Had this blind date last week. And she was a bear of a woman. Had to run for my life.

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Do you answer the AB questions of people you don't like? Why? I try to avoid arguments since I come here for fun. There is no money, no nothing involved. So, For me just fun. Unfortunately, I still get into arguments inspite of all my precautions.

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Oh no! I am stuck_______ again? I am stuck in first gear again.

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What thrills you in life? Blueberry Hill (Make out hill in the outskirts of the city) , when I was a teen ager.

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A man hits a woman, what are your thoughts? Woman kicks guy in groin.

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Mr. Obama, why is the gas price so high? Capitalism. Great demand, controlled supply (OPEC) means high prices. Add the speculaors (wall Street), then sky high prices. Mr. Obama has very little say on gas prices. Also oil is heavily regulated (taxes).

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Do you think Jesus was a hippy? Been to a lot of communes during my days and I've seen hippies look like the way Jesus is depicted. So my answer is, in a way.

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What was your worst debit card transaction experience? And that is one reason why I don't do debit card. Besides, nobody will let a hobo have any kind of card, debit or credit.

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What would you say to me if our plane was about to hit a mountain in 30 seconds time Hope AB-Rich doesn't close my account. I have enough Q & As to keep accumulating points for decades.

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A girl stepped on my foot on purpose. Does this mean anything? It was symbolic. She wanted to crush you like a cockroach.

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Are women physically stronger than men in fights, since one groin kick can end it for men? It is hard to kick the guy in the groin. First a guy's reaction is to cover up. It is just instinctive. Second you have to know how to do a karate kick. A regular kick won't do. Then you have to time the kick good because most likely the guy will be moving.

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How can I get the courage to kill myself I just don't want to be here no more I want to die just don't have the courage to do it Eat at McDonalds every meal. Doctors say junk food will kill you.

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Do you go to "all you can eat" restaurants? I can go around two PM. And get my breakfast, lunch and dinner in one restaurant.

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Did you have the ace the whole time? Two of them. Just played the hand very slow. Well, here it is, full house. Aces full of eights.

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Oh lordy, lordy! Who can that be phoning us up at this hour? It's HoboJoe. Hey Kenz, I need a place to crash just till the rain stops. It is pouring out here.

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Explain this Atheist group's behavior please Atheists were environmentally conscious. You are not supposed to pour oil anywhere.

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late 70's early 80's show, girl w/curly hair and a big dog, was pictures like someone reading a book, not animated. What was it? Annie?

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Are you a suit and tie guy that feels he's better than you and me? Used to be. I am now just a hobo, brought down to earth.

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Oh my gosh .. they just called you to the karaoke stage.. quick !! what song are you going to do ?? Jingle Bells.

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Why do people say it's hard for men to learn a language? Is there a reason for that? It is very hard for me. I have to be exposed to it a lot before I can even grasp the concept.

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What, if anything, would you like to go back in your life and do it all over? Knowing what I now know, I would have married my first girlfriend in our town. She was the daughter of the richest man in our town.

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What would have happened if the Mongols had made an Alliance with the Vikings? What would have happened to the rest of Europe? We would have blue eyed Asians around the world.

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Are left-handed people less articulate? Or more creative? For some reason, I've seen them as better athletes.

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If a movie has ______, I know it will be a great film. John Wayne. Steven Soielberg. George Lucas. Ron Howard.

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What is the secret of Madonna's success? While she talks the talk, Madonna walks the walk.

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Is Joe Biden the dumbest Vice President in American History? Dan Quayle is worse. And Dickie Cheney is the worst.

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What's the opposite of "homie"? hobo

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I am utterly convinced a former lover of mine has placed a black magic curse on me... Throw away the cookies, she gave you. That is how she can keep track. Better yet, send them to HobJoe especially if they are chocolate chips.

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What is your most astounding fact you can share? A hobo is a rolling stone. Yet I stayed here for three years. That is astounding.

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What do Playboy bunnies do when they're too old to be Playboy bunnies anymore? Some of them marry celebrities and athletes like Mrs Jimmy Connors. And most of them become Mrs. Hugh Hefner for a month or two.

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What would you name a fantasy land? Land of the free beer and scotch.

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Do you like a woman that drinks beer? Yes. It might take a while before they get drunk enough to go with me. But then beer is cheaper than scotch.

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What would you do if you were a passenger on a Jet Blue flight where the pilot just lost it? I would first make sure there is a co pilot. I would punch the pilot guy. ThenI would arm bar the frigging pilot.

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Did you see "The Hunger Games"? If so, what did you think of it? Ate a huge hamburger and fies with raspberry ice tea. I was so glad it just a movie.

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What's something that most people believe is true but is false? That hobos are dirty and ugly. Of course not. They haven't seen HoboJoe yet.

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How did the word "like" become to be so misused, as in, "I was like and he was like?" First of all, I like your question. If others don't like it, I would like to kill them. And like it or not, so what?

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Do you put on deodorant first then a bra, or a bra then deodorant, why? I might change my mind and would not wear a bra that day. But deodorant, I have to everyday.

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is david cameron rich? Who? But he would be if he won the Mega Million Lottery today.

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I'm a 12 yo girl (Nearly 13) I hate my life and I want to run away sometimes...I even feel the urge to kill myself...Any Advice? Wait till you're about my age. Then you'll realy want to kill yourself.

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Are we ABers a cleft chin brigade? Do you have a cleft chin? What percentage of people have? No only Kirk Douglas has one. And he is inactive at AB nowadays.

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What is the Popes job? Ride around the Vatican yard in his Popemobile.

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If your about to die, what would your last words be? How many "alerts" do I have today?

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Do YOU have cute cheeks :) Buns of steel and baby ones. hahaha. In my dreams.

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2000 years from now when archaeologists dig up Answer-Bag, what will they think our society was like? Drama kings and queens sprinkled with a little humor and nonsensical questions.

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What is the happiest year of your life? 1967, the summer of love. Living in San Francisco at Haight Ashbury was like a kid living in a candy store. Women were free and so loving. "If you are going to San Francisco, you wear a flower in your hair".

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Are guns allowed in Your home? Good to see you back. I have a black belt in Karate. But I still keep a shotgun at home.

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A group which includes Magic Johnson just bought the Los Angeles Dodgers for Two Billion Dollars! Whaddya think of that and why? I am just wondering how much it will cost to attend a Dodger's game this season? And who can afford it? I imagine a family of four will end up paying $1,000 a game. The players would want a piece of the pie too. What is this world going to? I could see buying a bankrupt baseball team for maybe $750,000,000.

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Does the word "atheist" appear in the Bible? I think there were no atheists during those times. But what do I know? I fall asleep and can't get passed Page VII of the bible.

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What is the origin of the phrase "out to lunch", meaning crazy and out of touch with reality? I think it started when people started working in offices.

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Do we first "taste" with our eyes? Yes. With food and with women. But very seldom disappointed

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How fast could you run a mile with no shoes on? Probably, 10 minutes. Faster if the Train Police are chasing me.

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how often do you fake a Orgasm I don't fake them. But I know I've been faked so often, I don't even know the real ones anymore.

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Why is it that everyone hates Tiger Woods? How the mighty have fallen. Tiger changed stripes overnight. Nobody loves a "cheetah" especially when he was always "lion'g".

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What place reminds you of your childhood? Clark Air Base in the Philippines. Grew up as a military brat.

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Are there any TV preachers you just can't watch/listen to? Joel Osteen. I tried to count how many times he blinks in a minute. My best guess is 666.

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Do you have your dream car? Will you ever? I drive a 1971 Ford Pinto. And proud as a peacock. And surprisingly, I am still alive.

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What sort of activities may be called off because of raining? My previous 5 marriages.

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What gets your Bowels moving ? When I board a freight train.

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Do you agree with the decision to disqualify Jenna Talackova from the Miss Universe pagent? And I live in this world of confusion? Sixty years old and I am still learning about Planet Earth.

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What is your house made of? Made of straw. I hope the big bad wolf stays away. I'm afraid he might puff and blow my house down. I may need to move in with my brother.

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So, how would you all feel if the kid, Martin had shot Zimmerman the neighborhood watch guy because he was followed & threatened? A 17 year old got pissed being followed. He paid for his life. That teenager could have been me. Once he gets marked, he is not going to do any crime if he even intended that. If the kid shot Zimmerman, the kid would be lynched by now. Instead no charges against Zimmerman.

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What's something you should never say to anyone ever? Leave me alone, Hobo. Don't have a fiver with me. This one really, really hurts. Not sure if other people will be hurt though.

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How can i get my 2 cats to be more productive around the house ? all they do is sleep and eat, its about time they pulled there weight Without them, rodents will infest your house. Do you wanna live with rats instead of cats?

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Has your Happily Ever After ever been punched in the nuts? I was walking home from the supermarket. And somebody tried to mug me and kicked my bag of peanuts. Does that count? Weylon, you can run but you can't hide.

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Is Rock n Roll here to stay but not nearly as predominant like back in the day? A lot modern songs are rock and roll based anyways. So it is here to stay.

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Cheney got a heart transplant at age 71. Anyone know why? What did he/will he contribute and who would have been more deserving? The doctors had to. He threatened to take them hunting with him.

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Thank you for being you. You are a great gift to this planet - True or false? False. I am but a burden to this planet.

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Should churches invest and start businesses to not rely heavily on donations? And churches should be taxed because they really are a for profit going concern.

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What do you not have the patience to explain to people? Why? How and why I became a hobo.

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Duke LaCross team, Tawana Bradley, now Trayvon Martin. When will Al, Jesse, or Barack quit trying to fabricate racist crimes? I don't think they had anything to do with the murders. So they didn't fabricate.

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How you will rate the movie John Carter? I rate Jimmy Carter better. And that is not saying a lot.

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Where is Weylon? He is not Weylon today. The last I heard he was "Eye".

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Who would you like to share a hot tub with Kim K with three tv cameras on us. I could use a little "exposure".

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How can we know what 'normal' is supposed to be? If you feel doing it, it is most probably normal. Be charitable, you can't go wrong. Kind sir, can I borrow a fiver today. I will gladly pay you Tuesday.

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What are the steps to gaining back a dog's trust? Treat the dog like your best friend. Make sure the dog is not hungry and go for some walk in the woods. And lastly, pat the dog whenever you see each other.

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where do you take the postal exam in NJ Go to their website. USPS.org, I think. But they are not hiring. Plus the benefits have been cut back. Not sure if it is even worth working for them nowadays.

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R u still a Scott Baio FAN ? Who?

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I only want erotic people to answer this. Why did you have a wet dream? It rained hard. My box under the freeway started leaking at the corner. Always starts from the corners, I should've known, right? I was dreaming I as in Hawaii with all these wahinis. And the next thing I know, I was soaking wet. My box with me inside was being swept to the ocean. Still I was dreaming of wahini mermaids. Had to dog paddle to shore. Whats a hobo to do.

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How many chickens are used in the manufacture of chicken soup? Campbell Soup gets a big container, fills it with water. Gets a few chicken and let them bathe for a few minutes. Takes them out to dry for use the next time. Puts a lot of spices and salt and boil it. Add noodles and coloring. And viola! Chicken noodle soup. Uummmm. Yummy!

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Can someone give me advice on how to stop being so awesome? Is that you Warren Beatty? "You're So Vain" was all about you.

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Did you ever eat anything totally disgusting just to be polite? A half hatched duck in the Philippines called "balut". I was drunk and tasted it. I learned to like it now.

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Have YOU ever had a pet rooster Yes. But I had the comb cut.

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If your job made you move, but you could choose which country you would be living in, which country would you choose and why? Sweden or Switzerland.

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If you were Hitler, what was your last thoughts before you pulled the trigger? What happened? I am German yet I am playing Russian Roulette. Hope I hit the empty chamber again.

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Isn't it great that Maddonna and Paris Hiltons 15 minutes of fame are over? Should they have ever had that 15minutes? Did your clock stop?

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Wasn't Jesus a magical hippie? Communes dwellers in the sixties used to dress in robes. They don't shave or get haircuts. And they end up looking like Jesus in a way. So my answer is maybe.

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Do you have a big pillow? Her name is Easy Daisy. And putting in some pounds everyday. Yeah, you could say a big pillow.

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What is your choice on what my mom should cook for dinner when she invites me over? I do not eat cheese of any kind except on pizza. Steak and potatoes with a side garden salad.

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Can Religion evolve? For one, I tape the mass on Sunday and watch it when I have time. Then I donate my virtual dollars I won in a free online slot machine.

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You got nothing to drink? I'm a hobo. I drink it when I get it.

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Where do you go if you want to get away from it all? To the moon, Alice.

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Why are people so interested in telling everything about themselves to everyone? Because I am begging for attention. I am a hobo, married many times and broke as a glass window near a gold course. My only companion is Scout, a 4 year old mutt. I would live in a shoe if I can find one big enough. Usually live near the ocean, in a box under the freeway.

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Can i give you a wedgie when your not looking ? Knock yourself out.

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Where's Bornabrit? I haven't seen her in the while. I have seen some answers where her name was mispelled to get Bornabrit to quit. Hope she stays. Some members should just let her have a good time on this site since she is a good contributor. I say, if you don't like the question, go to the next one. One or two members were on her because she answered her own questions. I do the same. It is not against the rules and if AB allows it, so be it....

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I am Canadian, If US citizenship is too hard to get are there any other places warm that are nice, like Mexico, places in South America? Chile and Argentina.

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do all pussies stink? Stinky or not, I like them all. Just watch out because they scratch. Like the red ones the most. If you dont take care of them, they leave. I've had 5 leave the hobo high and dry.

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I'm happy Rosie is with us once again! She is asking questions again. Wow. A lot of members take time off from AB once in a while. I do the same. Then come back refreshed. Glad to have her back.

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Am I the only one here with good questions? IDK. Haven't seen 1 good Q from U N 6 months.

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Please advise any special requirements: ______________________________. Guys, do not relieve yourself in the woods. Crows are going after little worms.

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South Park, Again, Do you Think South Park is More than Just a Cute Cartoon Show (See Below)? It is also a commentary on the sad state of the country. The show makes us laugh at ourselves. But that is all it is, a funny commentary. Too bad, we don't learn from it.

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Does your donkey snort cocaine? Had to leve my donkey at the zoo. Couldn't afford his upkeep and bad habit.

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Do you have bad blood ? I think so. Even the vampires stay away.

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Have you prevented any crime from happening? What did you do? I left my long coat in the car. Macy's was very happy they didn't lose any jockey shorts and socks.

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See you in _________________________ Vancouver in September.

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Has AB got a police type van to transport people to the penalty box? Handcuffs too. And you get frisked by AB Rich. Hence I'll never do anything to go to PB.

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Can you bend from the waist and put your palms flat on the floor? I can't. I need to work on my flexibility. Won't do it when my dog is round. So I'll never find out.

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What did you think of the witches in Hocus Pocus? I would go out with Sarah Jessica Parker, Halloween or not.

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Random childhood memory..."Sunshine on my Shoulders makes me happy" Wow. Did John Denver and your hippie parents change the world? No. But I am taking the Country road to take me to West Virginia and my mountain momma. Or if I could fly on a jet plane.

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Global warming is a hoax (obviously), but who's behind it? Refineries, loggers, cars, Rush Limbaugh and Barney Franks.

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What's the most frightening word? Two words. Zombies, Bigfoot and Vampires. Magkukulam.

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How would you survive if you had no job or money? Two ways. Become a hobo or join the "Occupiers".

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How long can you stand to be alone? Months, maybe. Been a loner except when I was married. After a few months, I couldn't stand myself and try and get some feminine company again.

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If Jesus came back today would he be a Catholic, a Protestant, or a Jew? First Jesus will need some surgery and hospitalization. Then He will be an evangelist. And a very good one. Not sure if he will go about trying to raise money. All religious sects try to raise money nowadays.

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Milt Romney or Barack Obama? If today is election day. None of the above. One election I am not voting for any president.

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Why cant i ask a good question :( all mine SUCK Read a lot. Keep a note handy. Good questions just pop out of your head. My questions are probably just as bad. So forget the advice.

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Why is you're grammar horrible? Failed high school.

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Are you a beer drinker? Yes. Hence the beer belly.

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What do you think "Banzai" means? Means "Attack".

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77% of men polled say they believe they'll someday do this. What is it? Have sex with Madonna.

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What will the effect be if our "rear ends" become our "front ends" tomorrow? This was supposed to be a comment. Sorry.

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What's your doctor name? Dr. No. No cigarettes, no alcoholic drinks, no salt, no sugar, no etc. etc.

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If Donald Trump offers to adopt you, would you agree? WHY? Only if The Donald pays for my therapy when I see him in the AM before his 7 hairdressers fixes his hairdo.

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who could live without technology A hobo could survive.

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Do you talk to the Hispanic people? Como esta, usted? Me llamo es HoboJose, cansado y viejo.

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Do you enjoy lawn work? Why or why not? Not good for my allergies. Although the yard is good place for "it" under the bright moonlight in the summer.

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If the world does end later this year, does it mean NZ and us Aussies will go 1st Australia will be one of the first to go. I think it will be done in an orderly fashion, like alphabetically.

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What does the way you walk say about you? Go, pass me by.

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What sort of penis plays love songs in a rock band? A dick like Mick Jagger.

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Would you/did you get married just for the swag? And the availabilty and convenience.

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I begin to sing in front of friends and they will stop talking or singing to listen to me, does this mean I have a good voice? Im shy to ask You know the answer or you just ahve some very good friends.

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Do you think it's proper to take your shoes off in a public place? We did it a lot in Japan. After a long ride in a freight train, it feels good to air out my feet. I had to keep my shoes on during the ride because you never know when you would have to run away from the trian police.

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It's a beautiful Sunday out! I just got my nails done. What else can I do today!? I'm doing something more productive like being in front of my laptop the whole AM.

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As an atheist how do you account for the absolute and immutable laws of logic? I think this question should be turned around. No offense to people who have faith.

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Why are British people so boring and unintelligent ? That is one person's opinion. Have you interacted with Righty, Bornabrit, Chelsea Lee, Tel UK, etc. They are as colorful as a rainbow in an April shower.

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Can you be "Good without God"? Yes. There are a lot of good atheists mout there. Well, we can be bad with or without God. Example, pedophile Roman Catholic priests. Being good is probably more with how the parents raised you. But there are other factors too.

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Is Batman depressed or bi-polar? Why? Depressed. He is missing Catwoman. Or maybe Wonder Woman. I know I would.

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Can i be yours tonight :) For a day. And then I'm moving on. Sorry, Wanderlust. After all I am a hobo. Or maybe sorry for me.

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How many times a day do you accidentally log out of AB because the page moved and made you click on "logout" instead of "alerts"? Not often. Been here for over 3 years. Had a lot of practise.

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How do you feel when you find out one of your AB friends has a shady past? Nobody has a shadier past than HoboJoe. Hope I don't get removed from somebody's friends list.

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If you did change your username to a celebrities name (like recently happened on here), which name would you change it to? XD HoboBradPitt.

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Are the names Crocket & Tubbs good names for pet gold fish I would go for Goldie and Shawn.

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What is your profile number (as listed in the url)? 187 something.

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Gym Class: Did you like it or loath it? Why? I liked it since it didn't require a lot of thinking. But I liked it because of the girls. I got to socialize with them.

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Do you know your school song? I should. But I went to so many school because my relatives were in the military.

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Have you ever had to file bankruptcy? No. But I am bankrupt most of the time.

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Who is voting out their current member of Congress? I'm voting out Rep Don Manzullo because he's "bought and paid for" by big businsess. I'm voting out Mary Hayashi because she was convicted of shoplifting at Neiman Marcus. The way she was caught, I think she must have done it a few times before and successfully gotten away with it. I think she pleaded no contest.

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Are we on the verge of a new Dark Age? Not if I keep paying my electric bill on time.

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Did you notice that older people who have face lifts, still look older? And uglier. All that stretching makes them look white Asians.

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One of the greatest myths of humanity is ____________________ ? there is one true love for everybody. False. I had five marriages. But they turned out to be false loves.

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Just about everyone driving does this... Men are far more likely to do this while driving than Women...What? Short stop and extend their right arm to "protect" the lady passenger's breast.

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I threw a rock at a cat and killed it when i was a kid... Don't worry. The cat still had 8 lives left.

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If you could talk to anyone from any time who would it be? Uubuka. Chief of the sea dwellers cavemen in pre historic time. I would ask him for Raquel Welch hand in marriage.

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What was the last thing you lost that made you cry because of losing it? My virginity. Tears of joy and relief. Finally, I experienced sex. Relief because of peer pressure, since I was voted the most likely to lose mine first.

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_________________ is inevitable? Death and taxes. Or if you're religious, rapture. Or the coming of Jesus.

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Do men have periods too? Not really. But if you ever had a relationship with a guy, you know they have a lot of question marks, instead. And maybe a little exclamation point, once in a while.

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If you have, why have you stopped playing sports? Played basketball. But bad knees and slower reflexes made me stop. Also did martial arts. Stopped for the same reason. Now tennis is my game, a lot tamer.

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Do you really like whiskey (jack daniels and stuff)? I think there are better means of getting drunk. Real hobos drink whiskey. Isn't that what the cowboys in the movies drink?

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The British have their own? Accent. Although they will say Americans have an accent.

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What do you feel it is wise to walk away from? Why? A marriage gone bad. No sense punishing both of you.

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What do you do when you're drunk? I get shot down at Ed's Bar by a pretty blonde woman. But sometimes, I get lucky.

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Which do you prefer: Midnight feast or Afternoon delight? I like the song "Afternoon Delight" better. The Starland Vocal Band were very good.

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Why is God a jealous God? Is this an "Anil" question? Careful Anil, you might be treading on the wrong track here.

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How can we promote and help white heterosexual males in society, especially when victimized or discriminated against? For one, KKK should start taking a part Asian guy like HoboJoe into their fold. I could be head Wizard of entertainment and travel. Right arm raised. Aloha Adolfo!

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Which are some good soul stirring books you know of? The Walking Dead and the Harry Potter series.

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What do I have to do before God will say yes to my prayers for love? Join ChristianMingle.com. Maybe God wants you to make the first move. With apologies to the commercial.

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What type of subjects would theologians debate about if both of them were theists? The best wine to drink during mass. And how much? Would it be better if the priests handed out cookies instead of that tasteless white round thingy during mass.

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A little philosophy inclines man's mind to athiesm, but depth in philosophy brings men's minds about to religion - True or false? Can a question be more one sided than this one?

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Explain what Beethoven's 5th Symphony is all about? It's about some violinists playing and a guy with frizzy ugly hair swinging the baton. Except there is no footrace relay.

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How does Rush Limbaugh feel about George Clooney? I think Rush will come out of the closet for George Clooney.

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the french have their own? Fries, maid, kiss, Grey Poupon and their own language.

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Why doesn't she know she is beautiful? I'm sure she does. She gets from the way the guys look at her. They are just down to earth.

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Everyone knows about mafia's, so why don't mafia's have websites advertising themselves and offering membership? Google "Cosa Nostra.net" Use a library computer. That way, the Mafia will have a hard time tracking you. They don't like nosy people.

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Does Islam really promote violence? To some fanatics, it does. To the majority, it is a peaceful religion. I have some Iranians, Afghans and Pakitanis friends.

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Are you a grown man who likes to take bubble baths? hehehe No. Because I end up playing with my "rubber ducky".

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Give an example of a word that has lost it's meaning due to being used incorrectly or being over-used? Genius and awesome. "Fuck" you, Mark! The word lost its intense meaning. Now it means that you are an awesome genius, buddy.

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Would you rather live next door to black kids who always smoke pot and breakdance, or racist white people who constantly use the "n" word? I wouldn't want to live between them. Tahts for sure.

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What does the way you walk say about you? One way or the other, I need a drink or I drunk too much

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What are your thoughts on an anti-Obama “Don’t Re-Nig” bumper sticker? Racism has no place in the US. Or the whole world for that matter.

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I would not eat at a restaurant named "_______." Road Kill.

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Why does my cat follow me out of the house, about 30m up the road, running in front of me and standing on the wall every 5m to meow? you're a cool cat, daddy o.

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Where was California back when Earth had just one super continent(Pangaea)? I would imagine near the coast.

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Do you ever answer without thinking it through? let me think about this one.

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Do old people like chewing gum? No. We like to step on gum instead.

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What's a job you would NOT like your child to have? Presidential candidate.

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Do you find it easier to talk to males, or females. Or both? Generally, females. I find them friendlier and pleasant. It may have something to do with me being a handsome, charming and pretty.

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Ignorant question - would China buy data from us instead of stealing it if we sold it for a lot cheaper? I'm guessing we tried that..? China has been doing all kinds of espionage on the West since the fifties. Industrial and military espionage is China's specialty. Our copyright laws doesn't apply to them. They think. No. They'd rather steal than pay.

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Do you listen to the songs that has cuss words? Not really. I enjoy the mellow music and the sixties rock and roll.

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Which do you enjoy (or not) more? Making a salad? or eating a salad? I am a hobo. We hate working or making. So I'll go for eating.

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i love wearing women's underwear is it ok? As long as you wash them regularly. Nobody will know.

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How do you, as a non-religious person, deal with death? I hate it when my close relatives die. I don't mind dying. I have expired by 'use by date'. And my "sell by date" passed decades ago.

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What type of questions should someone ask in a job interview? If i'm hired, can i have AnswerBag time in the morning? Im trying to get to Iluminati, so I will need a secretary, who is well versed in asking questions. She can stay logged in my account.

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Do you like to beat up people that are smarter than you? Not really. then I have to beat up everybody.

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Do your checks have baby farm animals on them? Yes. I like playing that game on Facebook.

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Do we all know each other on AB, or are there any of us who actually know each other by face? Some, maybe. One day in Vancouver, you might run into an old, good looking hobo. That will be me.

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Has the Vatican seriously considered allowing married priests as a way to possibly reduce their pedophile ranks? Pedophilia is a part of retaining priests. There was a conspiracy of pedophiles who lived in the convent in our town When I was growing up in the Philippines. Everybody knew about it. But nobody talked about it. The Parish Church paid the victim's parents off. And the authorities were afraid that they would be excommunicated if they acted. And a lot of homosexuality presists. I know a few...

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Do you do your best work on this site when you're in your PJs? No. AB is like taking a shower. Naked is best ant there is no other way.

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If you could go on vacation right now and money was plentiful, where would you go? Take the Orient Express.

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Should I leave AB a note? Just take some time off. AB doesn't need to know or care. Tata. Knowing you, See you in a few hours.

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is it normal that i dont wear underwear My boys hate underwear. Too confining. Like me, they like to roam around.

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Does anyone have a big snake that would love to eat me? I'm 95 pound juicy human and wants to become your snakes next meal? THANKS Go to the Florida Everglades. I read that big pythons have been crawling wild in the swamp.

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Do you speak Korean? hana, dul, set, net, dasul. Learned some words doing Taekwondo.

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If immigration raided AB who would be locked up 1st ? :) They'll never catch Canadian HoboJoe. Because I'll be in Vancouver.

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Do you have any spare change? No spare change anymore. Inflation. I usually ask for a fiver now.

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I have the Midas Touch in life. Everything I touch turns to _________ . Divorces.

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How much Spam have you eaten in your life? Not much. But my laptop is full of it.

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Anyone besides me hate daylight savings time? It is a pain in the kister. Why don't the goernment/state leave it alone? It takes a hobo a month to get adjusted.

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I'm a freshman in high school and my grades are horrid. I absolutely detest school. Welcome to the club!

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Have you ever seen a blue moon? Blue moon, you saw me standing alone Without a dream in my heart Without a love of my own Blue moon you know what I was there for You heard me saying a prayer for Someone I really could care for. With apologies to The Marcels

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Should I start introducing myself to everyone as Weylon Answerbag? Might as well. And there was no winter in California this year. Enjoyed my stay under the Ventura Freeway.

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Do you write stories/poetry? Oh I'll survive, I know this old heart will mend I've been hurt before and I know I'll be hurt again I'll forget you one day when the sun shines bright These dark day is just starting and I'm already blue. These brown eyes that adored you they're already red And I see a black cloud forming just above my head I'm turning green with jealousy to think of him and you You haven't even said goodbye...

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Why do answerbag members cry so much? I want the women of AB to know that I am a very sensitive man. I cry all the time. As a matter of fact, I am crying right now.

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Can we have Obama to elect as our Prime Minister after all you Americans vote him out? The Republicans has nobody but bozos to run against Obama. He will win almost by default.

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Is being a witch a bad thing? No. I think Samantha was very beautiful. And being a genie is not bad either.

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What is your favourite curve on a woman's body? WARNING! Dangerous curve when wet. Proceed with caution. That particular one.

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Can we mention HoboJoe Battling Mole People's name in a question here? Definitely not. Give the creditors clues where Joe can be traced.

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How do you deal with dry spells? I use Dial Nutriskin lotion for extra dry skin.

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What do you feel should be taken with a grain of salt? Why? Chips and salsa

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What would you do if I travel to your country? I promise I won't rob you.

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Will YOU lend me $40 for beer and smokes ? , i promise i will pay you back Put it on Norm's tab at "Cheers".

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What is another name for a Weylon? Nobody. After you used it, nobody will touch it. Sorta like Adolph, Newt, Barack and Mitt.

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why do I look like the mailman :-)? All white folks look alike.

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If you were in a large crowd where noone knew your name what would you probably be Called as? Hobo John Doe

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Can people PLEASE stop asking questions with my name in the question? I am paying a price for this.!Thanks ? Agree. BTW, who are you again?

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Would YOU hit on Kelly Clarkson in a bar at 4am I would hit on her at 4 PM. I would hit on Jennifer Aniston at 8 AM.

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How much of the Federal Government should be eliminated? Once it is eliminated, will you move onto eliminating State and local government? Just cut the fat. And better control and audit procedures. The punishment for crimes should be harsh. Like a lot of hanging and guillotines. Firing squads should be an option. Since we can't live in an anachy society.

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what would you do if you saw hannah montana and selena gomez running in their bare feet from wolves That's easy. I just have to outrun Hannah and Selena.

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Do you think your parents are proud of you?What makes you think that way? If they are still alive, they would denounce their son for being a good for nothing.

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Can cats cry? Big cats don't cry. Big cats don't cry. Yeaah, yeaah.

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what is the meaning of hindi film name "don" IDK. It's "hindi" to me.

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What makes a person worthy of going to heaven when they die? Worship and pray. And make sure you repent on your death bed.

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At the name of Jesus every knee will bow, of those who are in heaven and on earth and under the earth.Where are the ones under the earth? Maybe the ones living on the first floors of an apartment complex.

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Do you read the newspaper on a daily basis? If so, which one? Sitting on the throne in the AM. Good way to pass the time.

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Have you been a racist, or has someone been racist to you? Yes. Us hobos hate purple people. For no reason at all.

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Her name is ____________________ Pussy Galore. Like that James Bond movie.

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I love licking pussy, may I lick yours? She is out chasing cars. But if you catch her, go ahead.

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What is the worst thing a man can say to his wife after he has seen her new haircut? Did Richard Simmons do your haicut?

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Will cremation be the way we dispose of loved ones due to the cost of a funeral? Cremation and my ashes spread in ash trays at Ed's Bar And Grill.

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If the US invaded Iraq to free its people, then why don't they go to Uganda and Central Africa to kill Joseph Kony and free the children? three words. OIL OIL OIL

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which tree or bush is your favorite? Bonsai

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Will the Lord make me an angel? I am already an angel. Says my drinking buddies. But according to my exes, I am the devil in disguise. It is all perception.

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Anybody on AB lost a guitar? I found one floating down the river. That has to be Righty"s guitar. He couldn't swim and got caught in the current. I saw him crying and drinking beer at Ed's Bar with his dog as his gf walked away into the arms of the Deputy. All he's got left is his horse and a lot of moonshine. He told me that this is the right scenario for a C&W song, but he didn't have his guitar.

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Everybody needs________________sometimes!? AnswerBag.

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Smoothies, Capucchino or Red Bull? Ummmm. berry berry Smoothie, please.

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Ever hear of a Worm Moon? No. Is that like Apple worm? Is it because it moves slow?

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Do you believe in God or a Super Power? Does Superman counts? He has super powers.

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Why did Canadians name their country 'Canadia'? That's possibly the dumbest name a country could have. Are all Canadians this stupid? Good start. You just insulted a country.

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The roots of atheism is based on religion. Without religion, there wont be any atheists - Agree or disagree? Disagree. Nothing comes from nothing.

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Can you name a member who has been inactive for awhile? I remember my buddy, The Black Knight. Anonymous

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Are you going to hump today? Well, Wednesday is humpt day. But I ain't no camel.

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I would be just like the President if ____________. I'm darker and can carry a tune.

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I have WAY too many clothes, they all fit, I love them all but I MUST cut back. What is the most constructive way to begin? I need help. Are you 42 medium? 35" waist and medium length pants? Then send them to HoboJoe. c/o Vancouver Train Station, Vancouver, Canada. Thank you in advance.

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Are you off? From some reason, I'm on automatic today.

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Can you name a member who has been inactive for awhile? I remember my buddy, The Black Knight. Icy, Barbiedoll, Twist And Shout, Tracey Knows and Sexy Rabbit.

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what could you buy that would make you happy?Anthing? if anything was possible? Youth. I already have everything.

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Do you have worms? Oh boy! Worm here. Worm there. Worms everywhere! My computer and I are infected.

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Devout Christians: Did you give up fornicating when you stopped having children? If not, why? Is it a sin then? Heaven is just a sin away.

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When I told her I worship Lord Satan, she dumped me. Why? Worship something real. Like HoboJoe.

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Does God want people to believe the scientific evidence or the men who wrote the bible stories Isn't the bible updated and edited from time to time? This is to make it conform to scientific facts.

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What is one thing that makes you appealling to the opposite sex? The pair of socks inside my pants.

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Have you ever stolen office supplies? I dated the office secretary once. But I returned her the next day.

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Let's have an AB election: who would you vote for as president of Answerbag? Sorry Nate. Righty got my vote. Us being both cowboys and martial artist like Jean Claude Van Damme.

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whats free?what can you get for nothing? no cost? My good advices at AB. And my charming personality.

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How many I.D.'s will Obama need to get in and out of Arizona without being detained for illegal status? Obama will have to sing "Sweet Home Chicago" twice. Taht should be good enough.

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Do you think AB is aware that these 'Click here for a $1000 Wal.mart gift card' is a scam? hurting ppl. world wide? your thoughts read-on I deleted a lot of those emails. Never opened them at all.

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Doesn't it seem that the more science continues to advance, the more Christianity will keep vanishing? I read that a lot of Freshmen come in as Christians. And somewhere along college, they end up as atheists.

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Hey everybody, would you mind checking out my idea on Rich's latest blog about helping AB..? just add a yea or a nay please, can you? Yea

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Did George Bush steal 6.6 billion dollars? G W had to split it with Dickie Cheney and some cohorts. He probably got just a mere billion dollars.

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Name an ex player of the New York Yankees? Here comes Yogi. Yogi Berra.

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Corn is best with __________________? corn is best with pop

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Would you let your kid eat a school lunch that includes "soylent pink?" No. Should be green. Green! Save the environment and eat veggies at the same time.

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Im so glad my first name is NOT_____________? Broiutjehcnyghdysmnlpoazjhfyrtsgefd. Thank God, I couldn't spell that again.

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During your puberty, who was your fantasy? Bridgitte Bardot, Gina Lollobrigida, Caludia Cardinale and Mamie Van doren.

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Maria shriver is getting marriage counselling with Arnold schwarzenegger, do you think she should give him a second chance? would you? As long as they don't hire another pretty maid.

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Is Jesus really coming back? Did you receive a message? Haven't checked my tweets yet. Hope He's not coming back but instead giving me a "go to heaven" pass.

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How Do I Kill My Brain Cells? Join me. We can do sychonized diving in San Francisco. the Golden Gate Bridge will be a good take off platform.

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Ann Romney says that she doesn't consider herself rich. Agree or disagree? Rich. I think she drives two Cadillacs. If she is poor, then I hate to be a hobo.

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Puerto Rico - Statehood, Independence or Commonwealth? What's your opinion? Puerto Ricans should vote themselves. And the US should give them what they want.

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Does the Devil cook with spices? Hope so. Hate to disappoint the cannibals with my bland and pale body.

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Do you hate flying through the parking lot? Not when I have a full tank of gas. And my she wants to join the mile-high club.

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Second Question for married couple..When you sleep together, you sleep on either side, it has been decided? Not married. But prefer to be the bigger spoon and my right hand free. I would thing that is the right side.

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Why Do you Think Oral Contraceptives (See Below) Are SO Expensive? A small payment to pay instead of alimony and child support for years. While helping curb the ever rising world population.

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Do YOU ever cause Mass hysteria You mean in church during a mass? Once, when I went to attend a mass at Saint Mary's.

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How do you measure beauty? Physical and/or non-physical in people? I am a hobo after all. So, monetary.

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What's the nature of your turbanned friend? Do you have a friend like that? Not just a turban. But a Ralph Lauren turban.

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Can you write a sentence only with words that begin with "W" ? Where whave wou ween wall wy wife?

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I'm moving to Orlando pretty soon, what am I to expect there? Please say hello to "Dawn" too. Oh, you'll see a lot of "Yellow Ribbon".

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Thieves: how have you rationalized it? It was just a chicken and some vegetables from your garden. I wanted chicken and vegetable soup. I was hungry. Sorry. In return I fertilized a small spot in the garden.

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Why did someone steal my garbage? You forgot to lock it last night?

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I gave you the BIRD because__________? because my friend Big Bird was waving at you.

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How old were you when you came to the United States? Not sure. But I was on the "Mayflower". The madam was just a baby then.

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Do you like hard candy? I prefer the soft inside. Then I can bite them and not break my teeth. The sugar gush is so good.

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Will you be a part of my book club? Yep. I could be the bouncer. BTW, what are book clubs? Do they serve liquor?

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Do ugly people have a disadvantage in life as a whole? Yes, so true. I am just glad I am a good looking fella.

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Is PEPSI a cool name for a baby ? Coke is better. Short for Cocaine.

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Are you happy with this website? You can't beat free.

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Did the Flintstones eat entirely organic? They shopped at WalMart, not Whole Foods.

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Never Trust A Woman - Weylon Boowa What the heck is the question? No video, no link, no laptop.

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What is man cleavage? Well I do have d cup man breasts.

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Tell me something impossible, will you please? It's impossible to get "Asker's Pick" on this one answer.

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Do girls "just want to have fun"? Why do so many young women seem to have trouble being serious? We'll have to ask Cyndi Lauper on this one.

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Has anyone ever been in a complicated dilemma? Filled with games lies and "hope"? No. Just Sex, Lies and Videotapes.

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How would you define a 'beautiful' soul? Aretha Franklin is a beautiful soul. HoboJoe not so much.

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What did you enjoy the most growing into an adult? The fun days with blondes.

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OMG ! What did YOU just do OMG. I can't believe I answered this question.

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Why didn't God send Jesus first instead of Adam and avoid sin on Earth? Good idea. But you can't change the story now. It is too late.

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Women look more beautiful with long hair -Agree or disagree? I like French ladies. So you know my answer.

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So, what do you say? You said $5000 for this mint condition '67 T Bird? I'll take it.

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Does your mind wander, and sometimes leaves completely?. My body too.

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What do you like to do during a storm? Fly a kite.

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you want me 2? I want 2 beers. Please.

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Are you good at Algebra? My worst subject. But I was good at Physical education.

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Do cats and dogs get along well together? They could rain together. So, yes.

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Have you heard this song before? I like it a lot. Thanks for sharing. Brings back memories when I was awkward in High School. Now I am suave, debonaire, charming and handsome.

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During your puberty, who was your fantasy? Roseanne Barr and Rosie ODonnell.

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First horror movie that comes to mind? All the Pauly Shore movies.

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Is that a pocket knife in your pants ? A pair of bundled up socks. Dd they fool you?

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Fuel is at an all time high in the U.K. at £6.85 per gallon. How long until you all revolt against this and say no more ? Wow! That is expensive. Bring out the walking shoes and /or the two wheeler.

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Who are Chris, David, and Johnny? the Younger Brothers

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OK, you paint there and I'll paint here. You got the paint, right? Pig at 4 O'clock. (Drops everything and run.)

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It don't mean a thing, if it ain't got that ____________ . Jack Daniels zing.

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During your puberty, who was your fantasy? Bond Girls. Pussy Galore, Honey Ryder, Xenia Onatopp, Kissy Suzuki, etc. Just their names alone made me do it.

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Johnny ______ Johnny Weissmuller. OOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYAAAAAA!

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First horror movie that comes to mind? Dracula. Hammer Films from England. Christopher Lee

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What's a good sign that your date is losing interest? He/she is texting under the table.

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Is Chinese voodoo/ Chinese magic really true giving people abilities to fight like people on Crouching Tiger hidden Dragon , because i know voodoo is real like on the islands. and if it were true what style of martial arts would it be under? sry 4 stpd q? Fake. Camera tricks.

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Men: what is the one thing you should never say to a woman? You remind me of my mother.

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Give them an inch and__________________? and they want 5 more inches.

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Did RAINBOWS exist before Noah and the Flood ? The rainbows came because the unicorns were forgotten.

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Given the choice, would you rather be a man or a woman? I am man. Hear me roar.

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Who does the laundry? My friend HoboPhil.

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Roman Catholic bishops in Italy are urging the faithful to go on a high-tech fast for Lent, switching off modern appliances from cars to iPods and abstaining from surfing the Web or text messaging until Easter. Would you be able to comply? Don't know what the message is. Is that like fasting, this time doing it digitally? Don't know it the pedophile priests can stay away from child porn that long.

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Are you an older person who feels like the world wants nothing to do with you? Yes. I was laid off work. Divorced by 5 different women. Ed's Bar cut my tab. Released from jail for no reason at all. The Catholic Church drives me away from attending the church services. (something about being smelly) Kicked out of Ernie's Bar and Grill. Relegated to riding the cable cars instead of the real freight trains.

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Have you made a wrong choice? Yeah. Should have married for money. I used to date the richest girl in our city.

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How many times have you fallen out of love? Almost every night when I get rejected at Ed's Bar.

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What is the ugliest bird? Excluding mine, the buzzard.

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Was there anything noteworthy stuck in your throat as of late? Yeah. Why do all Republican candidates suck?

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Which is your favorite pancake? Holy pancake!!!!! What? Not a religious question from my friend Anil?

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Is there any McDonald's stores in Afghanistan Yes. I like the chicken Mackabob. And the burrito Mac Swarhma.

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Did you ever read a book that you just couldn't put down,what was it ? Harry Potter. I couldn't put it down until I was out of the book store. But I had to stuff in my pants.

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Other than cheese, what do you want on your pizza? Everything in the kitchen and add artichokes. Mangia, mangia.

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Racism will end when ______________ ? we all turn blue in the face.

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Any AB users whose birthday is today? How do you celebrate your birthday when it's not a leap year? Not sure. But I wish my birthday is the 29th of February. I hate birthdays.

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Are you surprised that some people can still say they believe in the Bible with a straight face? I read an article from the NY Times about Christianity losing believers once people graduate from college. Is it because they come out more intelligent? I don't know. Just commneting on the article I read.

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How can I humanely and legally deal with the feline turf war that goes on every night outside my bedroom window? Call the police cats in your neighborhood.

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What's your favorite thing that is hot? Two things, Pamela Andersons .......mounds No, three things, incluse her asssset.

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anyone want to buy a 2005 dodge durango, I have one for sale, email me for detales You're not providing enough information. How much, where is it, condition, etc. I know you want to keep it between you and the prospective buyer. But at lease provide some details like other sellers do.

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Do you wear yellow clothes? I wear yellow because I am a Chinese fellow. JK. Although I am only part Chinese.

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What would you not put in your coffee or tea? Caffeine. It keeps me awake.

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If there is a "no mans land" where is it? In tennis, it is between the service line and the baseline. If you get caught in No mans land, you will be usually volleying low balls away from the net. If you make the shot, the next one will most probably kill you.

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I'm a job creator. I have a moral objection to guns. Should I be able to deny my employees insurance coverage for gun shot wounds? No. What if they didn't shoot themselves? You know gangs, robbers etc could have shot them. Not their fault. Although makes for a good excuse. Please don't shoot me because my company doesn't pay for gunshot wounds.

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Did you remember to give your cat a kiss? Yuck. I hate whiskers or facial hair. I am a guy and do not kiss somebody with facial hair. "Not that there is anything wrong with it".

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Who do you consider to be the best role models for kids today? What makes them so? Not sure. But I do know it is not HoboJoe.

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The way to God is ________________ ? Up

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If someone is offered a job in another state and he decides not to go because it snows there, should he continue unemployment $ home? If you refuse, you'll still get your unemployment benefits in your state. Taht is unless you tell them. Just keep quiet. But remember this benefit doesn't last forever. In my case, I might take the job and try and look for a job back in the meantime. But family, etc comes into play on your decision. Check FS answer too.

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What was your favorite song by Davy Jones of The Monkees. Davy Jones died today of a heart attack at his home in Florida. I'll Be True To You (Yes I will)

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Who is your favorite Billy? Billy Carter.

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Why don't kids realize that it isn't worth killing people because you are bullied? It is scary to face a bully. I closed my fist and rammed it in this belly. Then kicked him in the head. Walked away. I was shaking all the way. My uncle taught me karate. We spent the whole summer practising. It has helped gain confidence eversince. That was way back in the late fifties.

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God gave you a gift of 86,400 seconds today. Have you used one to say “thank you?”? For what? I live a pathetic, miserable life.

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Is it easy for you to make people laugh and entertain people? Comes naturally if I am drunk.

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Are you wasting your life on the Internet because no one wants to hang out with you in the real world? Bingo!!!!

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If you could recieve $40 per day to be without your cell phone,how long could you be without it? I'll take it. I am just a hbo wih nobody to call.

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What are the ingredients to make beer? Three dollars at Ed's Bar and you can make a big glass of beer.

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Pretend: you are a great singer about to sing infront of a huge audience, what song are you about to sing? Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! It is the only song I can sing and stay in tune.

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What is the most expensive thing you have ever had stolen? Kisses

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im so tired of _____. (what are you tired of) being old and tired.

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Innocent Canadian man arrested, strip searched and formally charged because his 4 year old daughter drew a picture of a gun? WTF? What kind of a gun? An automatic will always get you police attention.

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How did my answerbag profile get 570 THOUSAND HITS in 2 days!!? where did you go driving?

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What do you do when you see a troll on AB? At first I ignore them. If they are persistent, I insult them.

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Quo vadis? Parthenon and the Vatican in that order. Or the library to find the meaning. I saw that Robert Taylor movie when I was a kid.

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Are there any contradictory proverbs or are they all to be relied on implicitly? Do you have any proverbs of your own creation to share? After you parked your red car Don't bother me at the bar Especially when I am busy talking to Easy Daisy.

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Has any weirdness happened in your life recently? Yes. I missed a freight train today. Usually only happened once before.

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a car travels 110 miles in 2 hours. at the same rate of speed how far will the car travel in "h" hours. h miles. Thank me later when you get an "A".

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Name something people put in back yards. A shallow grave. Fredo Corleone was my friend. Didn't want him to be fish bait.

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I bought a hoodie for my cat as a joke, but ever since I put it on him he has been the most loving cat. Why? Keeps his ears warm. Or he is a Crisp or Nortereno.

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Any good country songs i should listen to? I'm Already Blue by the Kendalls.

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ladies: what would u do if all the men were to leave the world tommorow? I'm not leaving. I want to be the last man on earth. A lot of women will date me because of what they said when I bought them a drink.

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Which country has the most beautiful women? Brazil and Venezuela.

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What is it with Cracker Jack prizes lately? I remember wonderful things: rings, whistles, little boats, etc. They still sell Cracker Jacks?

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Why are there so few red pieces in a bag of M & Ms? Those are my favorite ones. You get mostly blue and green pieces. *pouting* But the R and Rs. They're all red.

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What do you not want to see in the toilet after you relieve yourself? Dead ants and spiders.

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Where can I get a life? Nowhere. You and I are worhtless piece of crap. We are just using the earth's resources and giving nothing in return. Hope this makes you feel good.

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Should I change my name to your name? There is only one Weylon like there is only one HoboJoe.

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Name an occupation that requires silence and sneakiness. Navy Seals

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In three words or less :-) can you describe your family? Im pri soned.

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How can late can your period be? Haven't had it yet. Decades?

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Girls misuse it! models sell it! photographers cage it! doctors advice it! death freezes it! artists create it! Guess, what's that? Hobos.

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What is your Achill heel? Blonde and beautiful women. Plus liquor and beer. Dangerous combination to a hobo.

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Illinois and Maine are in the top ten states struggling with debt but which one has a governor who wants to be president? They might as well bankrupt the nation too.

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How to kill the time? Sleep. Or ride a freight train.

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How many kinds of smile do you have and when do you use them? Charming smile when I am talking to women I like. Good hearted laugh when with friends, male or female. A menacing smile when I am confronted by bad people. It calms me down.

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What do you overindulge in? Why? Tiramasu cakes. Bought two at Safeway for $5.00 each. didn't know they have caffeine and they are keeping me awake. And they'll probably add a few lbs to this overweight hobo.

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What have you learned on A/B? Not much. AB is a microcosm of the outside world. Religious people, atheists, funny ones, very serious ones, some hate, a lot of likes, some nuts and a very weird hobo.

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If you had to give God some advice, what would you say? I'll tell Him to at least show up so the world would know that He is not an imaginary being. And that he really is God. Something like "The World Stood Still" kind of showing. Shock the unbelievers. I, myself, grew up Catholic. But been losing faith lately because of the calamities in the Philippines. That country has been a very staunch supporter of God and the Vatican. Yet floods,...

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Would you give a complete stranger your number? How pretty is this stranger? Blonde and beautiful. Already plastered, yes.

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What is an expensive load of rubbish? Why? My first car, an Edsel. You know why. Next in no particular order, my 5 ex wives.

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What is your favorite All-4-One song? The Three Musketeers rally song.

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what should i do about an old highschool flame? You know the answer. What are you waiting for and asking strangers for advice? Just follow your heart. As Doris Day used to say, "What will be, will be. Que sera sera.

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are you scared of a mouse? Not just a mouse. MICKEY MOUSE!

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Can you give me a terrible name for a TV Clown? Lester The Molester

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if i was to scared to end my life and give you my gun can you kill me I have a more miserable life than you. How about if I shoot myself first and then I shoot you dead.

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Do you cry yourself to sleep or wake up in terror every morning? Unfortunately, I can't cry. Much as I tried. And after 5 marriages, I had all the terror sucked out of me.

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What do you find super annoying? Superman. Why the heck does he wear tights? And a pair of panties over it. C'mon, are you a biker or a ballerina? And please do not save me because I don't want you touching me.

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How often do you gamble? Whenever I feel lucky, punk. With apologies to Clint Eastwood.

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Do you prefer the look of baldness over invisible hair? Yep. I like to fool the ladies. Egg on their faces. haha, the yolks on them.

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Does anyone think Santa is Satan? Santa gives folks things they don't work for,right? Isn't that welfare handouts, a tool of the devil? And worse, the toys break down in a few hours causing havoc in the household.

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If the FBI wanted to investigate you and Google provided all of your search history (ever!) what would they find? A poor, lonely old fart with his dog trying to survive. Always following the sun or HoboJoe will freeze to death.

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What do you see everywhere you go? At the risk of being racist, but being truthful, I see a lot of Chinese and Indians almost everywhere.

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Do you want revenge? Revenge sex is very good. And so is make up sex for that matter.

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Do you know what you shouldn't know? Yes, unfortunately. I don't know Math and I don't know computers and electronics.

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What would be different if Osama Bin Laden was an atheist? Osama would have been a good atheist. Such fanaticism. I would have joined him in killing believers. Just kidding, Mark.

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Spring training! Two or three-word phrase that is music to your ear? Check enclosed.

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Does anyone think that gal in the Progressive Insurance ad is hot? Not my type. Now Flo in the tv series "Alice" is hot.

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What do I have to do to get a high five from you? Two hands. I have only four fingers in my right hand.

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Do you want to go down to the lake with me? Yeah on Friday the 13th at night. Meet you at Crystal Lake, Jason.... errrr I mean Weylon.

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What year make and model was your first car? 1909 Ford Model T.

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Does your pet drink? Only Chivas Regal and Jack Daniels.

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How long has your company been in business? Used to work for Crown Zellerbach. Was in business for over a hundred years. Worked for Morgan Stanley. Been in business for over 50 years. Worked for Bank of America. Over two hundred years. Hobo Business for over 80 years. Or at least since the Iron Horse started.

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Do you handle your money wisely? Is this something you need to work on? No. I booze too much. should buy a house instead of booze.

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Is it necessary to impose a church dress code? Maybe St Peter can enforce it.

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How to best communicate thoughts? Texting. Or better yet twitter.

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Have you ever wrote a poem? I shot an arrow into the air. It fell to earth I know not where. Wait the Chief is running out of his hut. I see something sticking out his butt. I tried to give the chief a bribe. Instead I am out of the tribe.

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Architecturally, which Bridge do you think is the best looking Bridge built anywhere in the world? I cross it a lot in life. Bridge Over Troubled Water.

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Who would you not like to find asleep in your bed? Rosie Odonnell. And Roseanne Barr. Or worse, both of them and I am in the middle.

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If God knows the number of hairs on your head, what does that say about how He feels about us? Yesterday it was 25349. Today, 25235. Yep, He told me.

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what have you spent most of your life doing? not counting sleep! Counting sheeps.

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What is your favorite (sexiest) brand of clothing for woman? Short French maid uniform. And don't forget the accent.

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Do you think that the AB staff discusses us among themselves? Mostly about how long HoboJoe should be in the PB.

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Always________________? No, thanks. Don't need them.

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My cat wants a date,do you have a cute cat? Yes. My cat, Mandu.

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If i handed you $20 right now, what would you spend it on? Thanks. I'll try and bribe the train police who just caught me.

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what is a good question too ask Not this one.

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what have you spent most of your life doing? not counting sleep! Riding a freight train and evading the train police.

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I'm going on a date with a Canadian. What should we talk a boat? Go to the starboard and watch the stars and be romantic. Then drink a lot and go to the bow and scream "I am the king of the world"!!!!!! She'll love you for it.

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Can you be bought? How much do you have?

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How to read for exam Read at least twice if you have good memory and comprehension.

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Do you think it's possible to run out of questions? there's always Fill In The Blanks.

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Poll: Who causes the most problems in the world? Too many fanatics. Says Imam HoboJoe. Allah akbar.

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Does drinking lots of water all of a sudden make you all cold inside in an already freezing room? I think so. Unless the water is hot tea.

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Which ancient thinker would you rather spend a week reading? Plato's my choice. Unfortunately his readings will be Greek to me. What a tragedy.

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How can I get votes? Not on this site. All you get here are "likes".

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When you were growing up, how often did you move? You're askinga hobo. So many times like a rolling stone.

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How many professions have you had/tried in your life so far ? Just one. Been an accountant all my life. No I guess two. Now I am a hobo.

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Do we, as humans, need pride? Why or why not? Not this hobo, unfortunately. Don't need pride, just need to survive.

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Did your parents let you read Archie comics while you were growing up? Why or why not? Don't know Archie. Or Reggie, Veronica, Jughead, Betty, Moose, Midge, Mr. Weatherbee and Miss Grundy. Never read it.

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Where does all the money go? Greece. And Wall Street. And the two wars.

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Favorite country other than your own? USSR. Union Of Soviet Socialist Republic. The country with the most Olympic medals every four years until it was broken apart.

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What's your favoite way of preparing and eating eggs? Scrambled, poached, hard boiled, fried, or "other?" Love my boys a lot. And I don't want them cooked.

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A Mobster__ ? A lobster__? A "cop"ster___? And a monster. Then a booster. Then a coaster. And lasty comes Buster.

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God saves us from ourselves - Agree or disagree? And also Alcoholics Anonymous saved me from myself.

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How many corn dogs can you eat? Maybe ten. Anymore then my ass starts barking.

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I really need some kind of way to dream bout a certain person.Il try any kind of way bt lucid dreaming doesnt work.Should i think of them"? Dreaming is taken from random memories.So think of her as several persons. Maybe that might help by sheer number alone.

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can you use a regular toothbrush on cats? Soft bristles, mechanical ones are good. They like the purring sound.

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When you wake up in the middle of the night and cant go back to sleep,what do you do? Once I pee, then it settles down. It wakes me up when I start pitching a tent while laying down.

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Most disliked food? Durain fruit. Even the bats don't like it.

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Why do some people think that having several gods is "irrational"? I won't have enough time saying my prayers. Unless I can "ditto" my prayers.

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What percentage of your persona is that of your EGO? 115%. Wothout my I ego I am negative 15%.

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Tell me, Who are you? HoboJoe Gingrich. Prison No. 309666. Vancouver City Jail, Cell 22. Jail Trustee In Charge Of Laundry

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What good has the devil done? Made HoboJoe look like a saint compared to the Devil.

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I've become leader of the entire world! Do you want to be in my government or just a citizen? Don't forget HoboJoe always "liked" your Q and As. I will be the entertainment director and in charge of drinks.

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What is the worst alcoholic beverage to get drunk on? Moonshine with Cousin Daisy and Uncle Jessie. Had to finish it all before Sheriff Roscoe Coltrane arrived.

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Do you like vampire movies? Are Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt gay? OK, forget that. Yes. Especially The Count on Sesame Street.

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Did you ever think life would be slipping out of your hands? Everytime I am holding on to a train with one hand and my dog Scout with the other hand.

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Have you seen an albino polar bear? A Grizzly in Yosemite Park.

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My teddy bear collection covers my entire couch. Any help? We're gonna need a bigger couch. With apologies to "Jaws".

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What country are you originally from and where do you live now? Somewhere in Asia. In a Freight train, somewhere in the US.

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Can you name a celebrity that is prolific? "19 and Counting" stars. The Duggars. Repopulating the planet like we need it. Them, the Chinese and the Indians.

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Who is your favorite cowboy? Righty, first. Clint Eastwood, Alan Ladd, John Wayne and Audie Murphy.

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Have you ever been afraid to ask? When I am sober, yes/ When drunk, I could ask Heidi Klum for a date without blinking.

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Are you fake? As fake as anybody could ever be. Except the hobo part, my dog Scout, my 5 marriages, my being old and good looking and my under the freeway address. Other than that I am as fake as Harry Potter.

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Do you ever feel like an old man trapped inside a young mans body? No. Just the opposite. Young man trapped inside an old man's body.

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Can you afford to drink... in a restaurant? Once in a while. Otherwise, I go to Bev Mo and load up at home. I do drink at Ed's Bar often. Best looking women drops by there since there are a few good hotels around.

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Whats the best beer you have ever tasted San Miguel beer and Samuel Adams.

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Are you really happy or just pretend to be? I am a pathetic loser. I don't even pretend that I am happy. I hate my life but is is all I've got. Whats a hobo to do?

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What name did Hitler give his cat? Dick Cheney.

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what is your favorite piece of clothing you like to buy every time you go shopping ? Boxer shorts since I seldom do laundry.

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What is your pet's name? My dogs name is Scout. He gets mad when I call him Fido.

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I've hear that a remake of "Dirty Dancing" is scheduled for 2013. Honestly, can't the movie industry come up with new ideas? It is harder to come up with new plots and ideas. It seems like almost everything has been overdone. Sequels, prequels, remakes. Zombies, Vampires, time travel.

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How many angels and demons do you have? ;-) Just demons and monkeys on my back.

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Can you eat rice with your hands? I'm an expert. Spent some time in the rice paddies of Asia.

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Favorite country other than your own? During peace time, Japan. The niciest people ever. During war, the most brutal people ever.

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Why go to school Duh. It's 8 AM, Wednesday morning.

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I think Santorum is far more alarming than he is charming. Not very likable. Whom is he playing to? Not we the people. Whom? Santorum belongs in a sanitarium.

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whats a good excuse to be a bad influence My grandson felt lucky and picked Kentucky over NC State. The excuse was we now have an extra $1000. So now, we can go to the race track.

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What should you not do with bacon grease? Drink it as a chaser.

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