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Nice jugs is now a sage. Who would like to join me at the Answerbag pub for a party in her honour?
ABSOLUTELY...but I think I'm a little late. We'll have to have our own party, Juggies, and don't forget to bring my two friends along !! ;)
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Why do we wear underwear? Just a curious thought !!
Gotta make sure the package is packaged?
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Have you ever kept a jar or a bottle in which to keep all your spare coins and small bills? To save for a rainy day or to pay tips or bills.
I keep two large mugs full of change on my kitchen counter and another one in my office at work. I also keep change in a large compartment in my vehicle. Someday I'll cash them in or just get bigger mugs.
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If we could read one another's minds telling lies would be a thing of the past. Would that be better or worse?
I think it would totally revolutionize the planet. It's difficult to ponder all the ramifications. Better or worse? For some, yes; for some, definitely no.
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Did you make any Resolutions for the New Year, are they still intact ?
Yes and yes. (I don't want to jinx them.)
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What are you REALLY wishing for in 2010 ?
That my family and friends are happy and healthy, that our country and the world progresses in a much more positive direction and, oh yeah, lots of sex wouldn't be bad either.
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What's the first thing you thought of when you woke up to the New Year?
Gotta go the bathroom!
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Do guys like DD boobs or do they like them smaller?
Like 'em bountiful. DD is the largest.
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What is Victoria's 'secret'?
She's a transsexual.
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What's one thing that YOU have done with just one hand?
Umm...err...ummm... ;^]
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The head of a federal department is called?
Fred
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Has Christmas become too commercialized?
That's an understatement.
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Salon awarded Glenn Beck the Crazy of the Year for 2009. Who would you vote for?
Glen Beck a close second.
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What is the best way to find something that you lost?
I find many times the harder I look for something, the less likely I'm able to find it. This is especially true before bed. I misplaced two things in the past few weeks, looked for nearly an hour before going to bed, and found them almost immediately the next morning.
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Do you feel like you are in another world with the new AB?
Such a radical change should have been done either gradually or when it was absolutely ready for prime time. I also think the members should have been given more of a preview and allowed to give input.
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Are the ACTIVITY links (Questions, Answers, etc.) not functioning properly?
Absolutely, I cannot access my old questions.
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It's a BIRD!! No, it's a PLANE!!! No, it's a.....
question?
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What if everything was made of limes?
Then we'd all be limeys. And the British would rule the world!
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Is it possible for Christians to be friends with atheists?
Unless either one or both are absolute fanatics, of course!
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What are the consequences of sin?
Depends on your definition of "sin."
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Is the Father the only true God?
As opposed to Jesus and the Holy Ghost. I'm not sure I understand the question.
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When is AB going to be completely finished?
Soon, if not never.
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What if there was just one website?
We'd all have a lot more time on our hands.
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If Istanbul is Constatinopole and you've got a date in Constantinopole will your date be waiting in Istanbul or Constatinopole?
Byzantium was founded by the Greeks in about 600 B.C. at the entrance to the Bosporous and Black Sea. Then the name was changed to Constantinople in the year 324 by the emperor Constantine. It became Istanbul in 1930. So it depends on whether you have a time machine or not.
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How old were you when you were born?
I was actually spawned in a petri dish. Does that count?
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Anyone else feeling this way towards AB? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svYd5xhRUgM
LMAO!
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Anyone else feeling this way towards AB? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svYd5xhRUgM
Share your answer...
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In the hypothetical Answerbag Awards (AKA "The Baggies"), which Answerbag user would you vote for the coveted Lifetime Achievement Award?
Firebrand.
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Why do most Answerbaggers assume everyone is from the US?
Narcissism?
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This is the new AB? Wow, is all I can say - and I'm not sure if that's a good wow or a bad wow. What do you think?
Mediocre wow. I'm gonna give it a little time to decide whether or not to jump ship. I would hate to leave the community.
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What vitamins should be taken alone?
Ones that you don't want anybody to see you taking. :^]
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Have you ever thought "if it wasn't for bad luck I would have no luck at all"?
Yes, especially because I was born under a bad sign!
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Have you ever lost it? what was it?
I forget. It was so long ago.
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I miss the old AB. It's like they tor us all apart from one another. What do you think?
Only if we let them.
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Have all the Users that ask questions left the site?
I hope not, Firebrand. I think some people may be overreacting. I am going to give it at least a week or two. I would like to see the community stay together, and I'm surprised people are jumping ship so quickly. Acclimation takes time and the changes may be radical, but the members are what really make this site. It doesn't seem THAT complicated, just new and different, and more tweaking is...
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What was your first reaction when you saw the new AB design?
I was dumbfounded and literally shocked to see such a radical change. But even now, I'm gradually getting used to it, and am willing to give it a chance.
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What was your first reaction when you saw the new AB design?
I was dumbfounded and literally shocked to see such a radical change. But even now, I'm gradually getting used to it, and am willing to give it a chance.
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The girls best way to loose her virginity?
Just ask me. *smile*
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Be Honest, Do you Lie?
I'm lying right now.
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What sets Answerbag apart from other websites
The time-space continuum.
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Does peanut butter kill mice?
Only Skippy. Psychopathic.
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i just joined flurther, i see several ab'ers there now, is anyone else considering this, since the remodel is so horrible ?
I've never heard of it, Jen. But I think I'm gonna try to tough it out here for awhile and see where it leads. *smiles*
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Whole wheat or white bread?
I rarely eat anything made with refined flour, including pasta. I usually buy my whole wheat or other whole grain breads at the health food store. White flour is stripped of all its nutrients, which includes vitamins, fiber, protein and minerals. Plus, even refined liquid sugar is included in the mix. White bread was originally intended for extended storage life of the bread. With the nutrients...
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What do you do on your bed?
Why don't you come over and find out? ...ooh, sorry...Bad, Bad Polly! +
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I am finally going to have a new years resolution...and I will stick to it! What is yours and will you stick to it? 2010
Not to make any more resolutions. lol +5
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What was your most fulfilling day of your life?
The day I was born.
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How often do you eat peanut butter?
I have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for breakfast every weekday. +6
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Sherri is now a maestro. Who would like to join me at a party in her honour?
Way to go, mon Sherri!!!!
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Where does YOUR story begin?
Once upon a time...?
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Does polymath not ask some of the best questions on ab?
Thank you one and all! I just wanted to let you know I did not encourage Jen to ask this question, but she is a woman out of control, LOL, and when she sets her mind to something.....
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What's the last thing you put batteries in?
My laser gun. +
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What will be your greatest or worst memories of 2009?
BEST: I can see my son on a much more consistent basis.
WORST: Death of a very good friend.
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What are some good * 2009 * UNDERGROUND rock releases?
I know this isn't 2009 and it's not rock, but I just love this and will play it anytime it's REMOTELY relevant:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cj9_yW8tZxs
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What do you find most touching?
When you're on AB, Bridget. I MISS YOU! +
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Would you buy a Don King Chia pet?
If Don King paid for it. +5
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I'm a social worker; I love my job. Do you love yours?
I'm in the same field. I direct a mental health agency and am a licensed therapist. Love it! +6
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How do you react when someone is rude to you?
Oops!! Disregard. (meant to comment)
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What is stuffed?
A shirt. +
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Can you keep up with the model?
+5. If it was Adriana:
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Are your toes delicious?
Yes, but my thumbs suck. +
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Do you like the movie "Tombstone"?
One of my faves! +
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What music would be Jesus' favorite if he were alive today?
Death metal? +
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What's one thing that makes YOU think a girl just might be a slut?
When she charges me after sex. +
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Do you still have records? Do you have a record player to litsen to them?
Yes and yes. +5
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What's One smell, that YOU, Really don't care for?
Napalm in the morning. +
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What was your favorite television show of all time?
GET A LIFE with Chris Elliot. Slammin'!
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Who started punk....Sex Pistols or Ramones? And why?
Neither ------> THE FUGS: Proto-punk and the 60's sound that still echoes today.
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Are you getting bored with AB?
*Yawn* ...what?
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I need a neck massage, who's down to give me one?
ME!! ME!! PICK ME!!!!
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What would you get Jay-Z for his 40th birthday?
Music lessons.
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What the hell kind of question is that?
Sorry.
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When did consciousness come in through the evolutionary process, and why?
Do you mean when in the process of evolution did we develop a human consciousness? I guess it would depend on your definition of consciousness, and there are different conceptions of consciousness by various scholars/philosophers. Ya got me!
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What's a song that you would consider flawless?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoSJw6rgq5s&feature=fvw
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Our very friendly and fun Reptar has made it to Maestro, would you please help celebrate this accomplishment with him?
Congratulazioni, Reptar!! You are one monster ABer!!!!
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Should a gentleman with moobs, wear a bra to accentuate his curves?
It's called a bro. (Seinfeld) +5
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What one thing will you never do/repeat again?
Be born. +5
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Have you ever laid your own carpet?
I beg your pardon?!? lol +5
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Is it possible to get my husbands balls in my ass?
YOWCH!!!! +5
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Name something with chocolate in it?
The Manhattan Project...oops, wrong question. Sorry.
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How do you contemplate Eternity?
Usually sitting down.
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Is it safe to take methadone and alcohol together
Definitely not a good idea. It could result in death.
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Is it ever right to use "I is"?
I isn't sure.
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Is he flirting? Today, when I got to work he nudged my back w/his shoulder. He came over to my area for break and walked with me to breakroom and asked what I made him for lunch. Later at lunch, came over w/his friend and was joking around.
OMG!! He's that serial killer they've been looking for! Call the police!!
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Do you want to know what we think about your Avatar? Answer and see!
Very good question. I know I'm takin' a chance, but sure!
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Our incredibly helpful and wise friend Galeanda is now an "Illuminati" on AB. Would you like to join me in congratulating her? Definitely deserved, well done!
May I, as a lowly Guru, offer my most heartfelt congratulations. It is a pleasure interacting with you. You are always kind and thoughtful and speak from the heart!
Here's a little something I hope you enjoy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2v2Su6PkenA&feature=related
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Moongrim is now a Swami. Who would like to join me at a moon party in his honour?
Way to go, MG! I can always count on your caustic wit to give me a lift. You da man, O Great Swami!
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Why are you wearing my pants?
And why are you wearing my pants? OMG!!!! NOOOOOOOO.....................!!!!
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How did I get so drunk?
Actually we tested for alcohol in your blood and there was none there. You didn't take that little green pill that was lying around, did you?? OMG!! I'LL BE RIGHT THERE!!
Just a warning, if you get the urge to start line-dancing, it may be too late.
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What is the most painful thing about marriage?
Isn't it built-in, regardless?
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When I think about you I feel ___________!
peckish!
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What can't wait until tomorrow?
Yesterday.
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Ten dollars in your pocket and you are starving, what do you do?
Eat it?
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Celebrate ________________!
celebrating!
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Would you rather have a brownie or a cupcake?
It depends on what's in the brownies.
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When I say "clit", you say?
Clat.
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Am i atleast a lil pretty?
You're very pretty!!!
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Do you now or have you ever belonged to the "IN" crowd?
No, but I'm IN with the OUT crowd.
((hugs))
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Should you wear a white wedding dress if you are NOT a virgin?
I myself wouldn't.
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Who would like to congratulate Shatzee with me in defeating her addiction over smoking?
Conratulations to the Shatzeenater!!!!
Now you're more kissable!!
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Would Palin be better for us than Obama
Better for what is the question? +5
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What former ABer do you miss the most?
Where is Rocket? Where is Bridget? *sobs* +5
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How does moderate excitement affect you
I get somewhat thrilled. +5
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If you could hold the whole world in your hands - what would you do with it?
Look for really tiny sexy women.
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What are you afraid of someone finding out about you?
That I couldn't think of a good answer to this question.
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I would really like a bucket-o-__________?
smaller buckets.
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4 words after sex, what would you say?
What do I owe?
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When you think about steel, concrete, and water, what comes to mind?
Applesauce.
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After countless times of meeting men that treat you wrong? Should you just give up?
NEVER!!
On life's journey faith is nourishment, virtuous deeds are a shelter, wisdom is the light by day and right mindfulness is the protection by night. If a man lives a pure life, nothing can destroy him.
-Buddha
You have it within you to set things right, you just need to unfold it.
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Keithold made it to Illuminati, would everyone join me in a fantastic Aussie style celebration? WELL DONE KEITH.
Keith, I can barely make you out up there in the clouds! CONGRAAAAAAAAAATULATIONS, O Revered One!!!!!
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What still reminds you of high school?
The night terrors.
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What be good place to start looking for job
As soon as I got up! +5
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Have you ever seen a crazy person?
Tsk, tsk, very politically incorrect, I work in the field. Oh, what the hell, +5.
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Has anyone ever been to New England
I'm here! +5
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Where did you last sexual encounter take place?
In my genital region. +5
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Which is the most common name in the world?
I don't think it's Polly Math. +5
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First thing that comes to mind when you hear the word BRAZIL?
Terry Gilliam +5
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Which is the shortest complete sentence in English language?
Go! (imperative mood) +5
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You go to a bar or you are at a party and you want a glass of hard liquor. What do you order?
Cognac and single-malt scotch. A tie. +5
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Which animal cannot jump?
White men? +5
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The last time you ate fish, what was it?
Calamari salad! Mmm-mmm good!! +5
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Lieberman in 1994: "I think the filibuster is a symbol of a lot that ails Washington today." Lieberman in 2009: "Sure, I'd filibuster a health care reform bill with a public option." Hypocrite or just a paid lackey of big business?
BOTH! I despise the man. And he's one of my senators! +5
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What is your opinion on family? Please say something profound, original, and pensive. :)
Families are like fudge - mostly sweet with a few nuts.
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If you were a porn star, what would your name be?
Tripod. +5
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Why do some women like being called a w.ore despite they aren't w.ores?
They aren't? *JUSTKIDDING* :^/ +5
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Can you name any beer?
I usually call mine Fred. +5
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What should a woman do if a guy that she's not interested in asks for her number?
Just give it to me, ladies. You won't regret it! :^} +5
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What is something that would be considered a bad habit?
Serial killing? +5
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Is there something you find simply unforgivable?
Not being able to forgive. +5
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Has your opinion of Sarah Palin changed since she resigned as Governor or Alaska?
Once an idiot always an idiot! Though I'd still have sex with her! (BAD POLLY!!)
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How well does Australia get on with Canada?
They're having a long distance relationship. +5
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Can money buy good taste?
I'd sell it! +5
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The last animal you touched or petted, was what?
My pet iguana. I just had him waxed this morning.
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What is a name of a card game?
It depends on which card game you're talking about. :^]
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What shouldn't you do while in a graveyard?
Hold a hootenanny!
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This weekend would you prefer to order a pizza or make your own ? (is it worth all the aggravation for the homemade herb crust and all the gooey goodness to your exact preferences ?)
I would much prefer to stay at home and make it together with a special someone...sigh...
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Does an atheist believe in salvation from sin?
By definition, atheists, in the context of their beliefs, would see sin and salvation as meaningless or very nebulous terms, or at very least, for themselves, would not interpret them in any similar fashion as would believers, especially Christians. Salvation and sin are basically irrelevant to atheism.
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I remember you from somewhere, where?_______________________
Don't you recall in NYC (Fifth Ave.) at the Museum of Sex? How could you forget?
I remember it like it was yesterday!
*smile*
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Lips that touch ______ will never touch mine.
yours
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URGENT! Laste assignment: As a director (theatre, film etc) what are the main skills, qualities and qualifications needed to succeed?
The ability to call and hire somebody who knows what they're doing...immediately! +5
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What is the last thing you did that ended with the letters "ING"? (Mine:Typing)
Sing!
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Do you think it is sexy to sometimes see an attractive woman not wearing a bra?
Sometimes???
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Do you ever feel as if sometimes something has to be "Beaten into your head" for you to understand it?
I don't quite see what you're getting at. *smile* +5
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(Besides sex), What is something you enjoy doing with your partner?
Mumbletypeg.
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If pigs could fly, would swine flew be spelt the same way?
BADA-BOOM!! +5
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If I said New York. What would be the first thing you would think of?
Salamanders...OK, I'm a little off today.....+5
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Can demorgans get pregnant because some Walmart guy that lives in a trailer park asked her out for donuts?
Immediately...as a matter of fact it's a sure thing! +5
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In your opinion, Are you one of the great thinkers of the world?
Why yes...umm, what do you mean by thinkers...I don't think I'm familiar with that word...uhhh, this world? I know how to great cheese...I'm really good at it!
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Who is the #1 enemy in the world?
Dr. Doom? +5
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How would you treat a gay person?
It depends on the illness. :^) +5
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I have heard so much bad news lately, so can you tell me some good news?
We're alive! +5
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Can the aging Yankees continue to enjoy success?
It would seem so! (heavy Yankee's fan) +5
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What's your good word for today?
Farfegnugen. +5
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If when Atheists die, we found out we were wrong, what would be the first thing you would say to God? I would say: You never gave us enough evidence.
About that atheism thing, you really didn't take me seriously, did ya? +5
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What would you say pleases God?
Some damn peace and quiet! lol +5
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Can you name something that always gets overlooked?
The ground from a plane. +5
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Do you loot and pillage?
Only if no one is looking. +5
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Are the wealthy people have the beautiful sleep on their golden bed?
Not necessarily. Wealthy people many times don't want to spend so much money. (Maybe that's one reason why they're wealthy!) +5
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Do wealthy people eat nutrition food as the other low class people?
I would think it would depend on the individual. +5
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How do you judge that the movie has been made with cheap budget?
Like any other movie I would think. +5
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Would you think a pastor was stupid if he left a self-proclaimed cleptomaniac in charge of the offering plate on a regular basis?
I don't think it would be a very smart thing unless the pastor was helping him work on his recovery and trusted him. He may also want to pat him down after he's done..lol. +5
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So,how's it going?
I'm not sure yet, as I got up an hour ago at 5 a.m. (through no choice of my own). +5
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Can you write a good sentence using the word "property"?
I own all the property in the world (don't worry, I'll share). +5
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As looney as a _______________________?
tune. (Th-th-that's all, folks!) +5
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Is there any way, short of a bullet, to make a song stop playing in your head?
Play some different music, preferably something catchy, and you will soon have another song going through your head.
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Is there ever closure if a member of your family is murdered?
Depends on exactly what you mean by "closure." Acceptance, perhaps, but some of the pain, I think, never goes away.
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What is your favorite salad dressing?
Balsamic vinegar and extra virgin olive oil (with a little salt and pepper). +5
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At this moment, what is something you are NOT wearing?
A scuba suit. +5
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Do you ever stop & think, I`m an idiot?
I would never think you're an idiot! lol +5
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What tool is used to commit the greatest crime in this world?
The human brain. +5
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AB user, Major Tom, lost his wife Megan to an accident involving a bus, just 8 hours ago. Would you join me in expressing our condolences to him on the loss of his life partner just when he was planning his retirement with her in 2 years time?
I am so sorry, Major Tom, I cannot imagine the grief you must be going through. My sympathies to you and your family. I am pretty much speechless. I know you are a strong person but please talk to a professional if you need help working through this. Different people handle the grieving process differently. It sounds like you have a lot of support and that your friends on AB are grief stricken...
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What do you think is the greatest "Silent" movie?
Metropolis by Fritz Lang. +5
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How long should a man glance at a woman?
It depends on his intentions. +5
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What is another word for out going?
Convivial. +5
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Which country makes the best curries?
In my experience, Thailand. +5
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Do you like good and evil in the world?
I think both are necessary for a fulfilling life--it's how you deal with those forces. +5
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What drastic changes has taken place in your life past five years?
Divorced, moved closer to work, and lost a very dear friend. +5
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Emotion is the language of ............(fill blank)
the heart. +5
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ICY is officially a SWAMI!!!! Please will you join me in CoNgRaTuLaTiNG her on this GREAT accomplishment!!!! YAY Icy! YOU GO GIRL!!!!!
Congratulations, sweets!
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ICY is officially a SWAMI!!!! Please will you join me in CoNgRaTuLaTiNG her on this GREAT accomplishment!!!! YAY Icy! YOU GO GIRL!!!!!
YAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Why does a man go looking for a female friend, when he already has a girlfriend/wife?
Instinct? (debatable) +5
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When I feel down, _____picks me up. (Fill the blank)
a beautiful woman (wishful thinking) +5
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If monkeys evolved into people, then why are there still monkeys?
Cuz no one told them.
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Should you ever travel with the flu?
As long as it buys its own ticket.
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Would you ever participate in a three some?
Yes, but I'd play drums.
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What do you think of the classic rock group, "YES"?
NO.
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Is this life difficult?
Depends on your footwear.
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Does everyone have a need to be loved?
Bugger off!!
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What do you prefer: turkey or chicken?
It depends on for what.
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Lord of the ___________. (fill in the blank ?)
Bag!
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This year I want a _____________ for Christmas.
falafel
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___________ fish. (fill in the blank ?)
Sleep with the...
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___________ Park. (fill in the blank ?)
Let's go..
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Fried ______________.
on Friday night!
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Let's Go ______________!!!
to the bathroom!
+6
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What was taboo to talk about in your family growing up?
Necrophilia.
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| 1 person likes this
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What will you remember this decade for?
BUUUUUSHED!!!!!!
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Kiss Me! I'm ____________!
not contagious (I don't think)! +5
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LOOK at THIS! SPICY HOT has made 80 A(SWAMI)...... LIGHTS, cameras and ALOT of action, who wants to say CONGRATULATIONS?
CONGRATULAMATIONS, YOUR HOTNESS!!!!
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Is there something interesting (either in your own life or in general) that you would like to share?
"Millions worship...Allah, never realizing that their religion was started by the Vatican."
interesting?
+0
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Bugs bunny or Daffy duck?
Bugs for sure but I love Daffy! +5
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Do you give candy to Halloween Trick or Treaters?
You could call it candy... +6
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Nothing starts your day better than __________?
waking up! +5
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What is something that could damage your hair?
A chainsaw. +5
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Is it true we all need someone to love?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Jj3wZVc7nw
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For men and women, what's your preference for pubic hair?
Thanks, bushman! +6
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Will you join me in sending congratulations to Shatzee on becoming sage!
Belated congrats, Shatzee!
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What are good colleges in Connecticut?
Yale, Wesleyan, UConn, Fairfield, St. Joseph's, Connecticut College...just off the top of my head.
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Fill-in: I want to______every time I see you.
Aww, Kitt, I'm beginning to grow on ya...hmmm? +6
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Craziest thing you've eaten is __________
A Monster Truck.
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I crack myself up! Do YOU crack YOURSELF up?
Every day!
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Should alcohol be made available in tablet / pill / capsule form?
Ya got my vote! +6
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Would you enjoy having this flower arrangement delivered to your home as a surprise?
If it was from you. +6
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When you are on a road trip do you prefer to be the driver, the front seat passenger, or a back seat passenger ? (why)
Definitely the driver...do you think I have control issues?
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Finish this sentence: This food taste like ________.
Putrefried pustulous puke with a pinch of poop.
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Do you particpate in exchanging gifts at work during Christmas?
Good ole secret Santa!
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Can you finish a whole large pizza in one sitting?
Oh yeah, and maybe more. I can sit for a long time!
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I am back did you miss me?
We were considering shutting down the site!!
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Answer to:
What is your favorite poem?
Tame Cat
It rests me to be among beautiful women
Why should one always lie about such matters?
I repeat:
It rests me to converse with beautiful women
Even though we talk nothing but nonsense,
The purring of the invisible antennae
Is both stimulating and delightful.
Ezra Pound
Just ONE of my favorite poems. It's a guy poem that I feel really hits the mark.
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How many ________ in your _________?
bats...belfry
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How did she/he win your heart?
Craps.
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What is something that you are good at?
filling in the blank. +5
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Name of a Tropical Fish...? (no googling please!)
Plecostomus. +5
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What makes science possible?
People. +5
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Duller than a ______________?
sack of hammers. +5
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When's the last time, if ever, that you climbed a tree?
Could someone please explain why I got DR'd for this question? SHEESH!!
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Do you love me Mary Jane?
Are you talkin' to a bag of buds?
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If you were a boy and I was a girl what would you do to me?
I think we should save that for the adult section!
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To move in or not to move in together?
Well I think maybe we should get to know each other a little better fist.
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What comes to your mind when I say Kmart?
Stegosaurus. (OK, I'm havin' kind of a weird day.) +6
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Are your best days ahead or behind?
They're actually on the side.
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Does anyone know who turned off the light at the end of the tunnel?
No problem. The electric grid's down. We should have it fixed in five or six days!
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Have you noticed if the leaderboard has been updated as of Oct 18? I'm wondering if my computer is frozen because I am having problems in other areas (not ab).
It doesn't seem to be completely. I'm confused! +5
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Get out of ____________!
getting out of things!
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Today is the day you (what) ? (fill in the blank as you desire.)
have fun while waiting for dreaded Monday! :^}
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What would you do if I blindfolded you?
Put myself in your hands.
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Water __________?
ya lookin' for?
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Why gorillas have large nostrils?
To breathe through?
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What do you miss most about what your mother did for you as a child?
Not tellin' dad about the pot! :^}
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Do you interpret facts to support your own conclusions?
No, I interpret my own conclusions to support the facts.
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Do you spend too much time trying to figure things out or not enough?
Oh, I know...wait, gimme a little time to think about this.
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Name something that is black.
Complete and utter darkness. +5
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Answer to:
So, how's the weather where you live today?
My Detailed Forecast
For Waterbury, CT 06705
Today
10/18/2009
Hi: 42°
Rain. Windy. Near steady temperature in the lower 40s. North winds 20 to 25 mph. Chance of rain near 100 percent.
Lo: 36°
Rain...mainly in the evening. Breezy with lows in the mid 30s. North winds 15 to 20 mph with gusts up to 30 mph. Chance of rain 90 percent.
Monday
10/19/2009
Hi: 51°
Mostly cloudy...
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How is your day going so far? Good, fair, or bad?
It's Sunday--it's great!! +5
| 1 person likes this
Answer to:
What word can you think of ending with "ton"?
(Beef) Wellington. Thanks, now I'm getting hungry!
+5
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What kind of a blouse looks good on a redhead?
See-through! +6
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Your on a crowded elevator, Someone smells horrible. What are you going to do?
Either hold my nose or Lysol them! +5
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Name something that has wings.
Angel from X-Men. +5
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Name either an animal or an insect that begins with the letter "S".
South American Ornate Horned Frog
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Can you name something besides 'cash' that some people run out of fast?
A bar where gunshots are being fired. :^]
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What is your favorite taste?
Female skin. +5
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MEN:Is having blue balls better then getting knee'd in the nuts? I know they both SUCK!! But which one?
Blueballs adds a a psychologically painful component. Getting kicked in the nuts just hurts like holy f*ck!!
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Do you like butternut squash soup?
PURE LOVE!! Can ya Fed Ex me some? I'll make it worth your while.
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Name something that can be the color brown.
Sh8t, I can't think of an answer!
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How many pens do you presently have in your home?
Just a chicken pen.
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What if tommorow...?
Well I guess I really wouldn't know...for long! Great video!
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Are you motivated enough to get the things that you want out of life?
I still gotta get motivated to get motivated!!
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What are the chances of being bitten by a shark in an aquarium?
I would advise staying out of the aquarium!
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How many people would you tell if you won the lottery?
I'd almost be afraid to tell myself!
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True or False: I enjoy cuddling!?
Aw shucks, yeah... *blushing*
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Do you still refer to movies you rent or buy as "videos"?
It depends on my mood really...lol!
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Do you feel old or young most of the time?
I'm right around the crossroads. (but more young)
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What (if anything) do you collect?
Dust at the moment...
But really, I collect rare books and music.
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Do you welcome every problem as an opportunity?
Though it's difficult at times, it's the best approach for me. +5
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What does success means in your life?
Being happy and in touch with myself, and having others to love and love me back. +5
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Have you remembered to take your medications today?
No! I wondered what that siren headed to my house is for! +6
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Is green energy worth it?
I don't care what color it is, as long as it's eco-friendly! +5
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Mila kunis- hottest girl ever?
Sigh........ +5
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Does anybody really use the expression 'gosh darn'?
Aw shucks, ya durn got me near thinkin! +5
| 1 person likes this
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Whats a job where you work Weekends?
JUST weekends? Gotta find me one of those! +5
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Are you wearing short sleeves or long sleeves?
At present I'm wearing a wife-beater. (no offense to anyone) +6
(why would some basturd DR you?)
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Can you name 50 kinds of fish?
Why yes I can! (this is open-book, right?) +6
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Where is the party tonight?
I thought it was at your place! +6
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How do we learn what a gas is made of?
Depends on what kind of gas. I assume it's not... +6
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As wild as a/the _________________?
gun-totin' gangbanger all hopped up on goofballs!!
+6
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Do you like buzz haircuts on men?
No, but occasionally I like to get buzzed.
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What should i have for lunch
A wonderful Japaneses delicacy - Fugu - Puffer Fish.
Just have it prepared correctly or it'll poison you.
Dee-lish!! +5
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I really need to work. Any motivating words?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hkJL6wRBE8
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What are you proud of? something that you have done today or in the last couple of days
my lack of pride. +6
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How did religion originate? Did man create God or God create man?
Does eternity have a beginning?
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Are you offended by nudity in art?
No, but I much prefer it live with the right person.
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Would you rather have sex with the person before or after you marry them?
Just before. (you know how that goes)
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Men- what would you rather have in a lady? Amazing eyes, big boobs, long legs or a nice butt?
Yes.
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Do you like Oasis?
Only when I'm in the desert.
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Is there a certain position that you HAVE to be in to fall asleep?
It depends on if I'm alone or not.
+5
(I have no idea why someone DR'd you!)
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What haven't you done in a long time?
Well, the longest was being born.
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Why are some people so damn grouchy?
Listen, get off my back, I got better things to do than to answer your damn question!!
+5
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How to delete questions from answerbag- if not answered?
Hack into Answerbag's computer system? (IT'S A JOKE!!!) +5
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What was your "greatest moment in the sun"?
I dunno. I'm too burnt to remember. bada-boom! +0
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When did humans first start wearing pants?
We're supposed to wear pants??
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What else could you be doing right now besides AB?
I...I...I...don't...know...
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Have you ever fallen in love with an AB friend?
Every day! +5
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Have you ever_________________?
filled in a blank like this? +5
| 1 person likes this
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What's the worst thing that's happened to you on a date?
It led to marriage. (I'm now divorced.) +5
| 1 person likes this
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Do you like bees
I think they're the "bee's knee's". +5
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What do you believe will happen to you when you die?
I know I'll definitely lose my job. +5
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If Life is like a box of chocolates, what is Death?
What happens after you eat a box of poisoned chocolates. +5
| 1 person likes this
Answer to:
When I say AB, you say __________?
Addicted
Badly
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Why do women wear shoes that hurt them?
Masochism? Cuz I like them? lol
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Do you think i have a crush on you ? :P
Well, now that you mention it.
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What was the last pick up line that worked for you?
Hands up, you're comin' with me!! +5
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Your blind date shows up & is perfect until you find out _______?
she's a hitman hired by my ex-wife. +5
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♥ What do you think is the most hotly discussed topic today? ♥
in 4-5 billion years, the sun will enter a red giant phase, its outer layers expanding as the hydrogen fuel in the core is consumed and the core contracts and heats up. Earth's water and most of the atmosphere will be boiled away. Well c'mon people, let's get a jump on this!
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What do you do when somebody makes fun of you?
I kill them...what?
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♥ What do you think is the most hotly discussed topic today? ♥
The sun? +5
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What question should I ask, to get myself put in the penalty box?
Please, please give some points? I'll make it worth your while! +5
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What's the strangest food you've ever had for breakfast?
Sauteed antelope. +5
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Do wine and candles help set the mood for you or can you just go right to it?
You mean there are some people that aren't always in the mood? Sheesh!! +5
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Didn't I tell you to stop doing that?
Yeah, that's why I'm not! *heehee* +5
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What do you think you will do after you retire?
Well I would like to settle in either Italy or Maine (quite the difference, I know). Though as a licensed therapist, I don't know if I'll ever retire--gotta keep that mind active and, with age, hopefully comes wisdom. +5
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Do you sometimes buy things that you don't need?
Well considering I have about 4000 CDs and almost as many books, I'll let you draw your own conclusions. +5
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Do you avoid controversial questions on AB or seek them out?
I'd prefer not to answer that question as it might get me into trouble. *smile* +5
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Answer to:
Who would be the worst person to be stuck on an island with?
Dick Cheney +5
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What are some common situations when people are sometimes dishonest?
When they're trying to impress you and there's nothing very impressive about them. +5
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Have I told you lately, that I love you?
No, but don't worry, I can tell. *smile* +5
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What is something that's not fair?
Love and war. +5
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Is there a difference between a common thief and a mere politician?
Yeah, the politician has a nice suit! +5
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If Bush was awarded a Nobel Peace Prize, would Republicans question it?
You're kidding, right? +5
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Do you urinate in the shower? (Yes, this is a serious question, as I've had men tell me that they do.)
No...never...I swear! +5
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We have finally had our first cold front. It is good and chilly outside. What kind of soup should I make today?
How 'bout a nice hardy split pea with a meaty ham bone (if you're a vegetarian, leave out the ham)? +5
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What is the best way of getting free food?
Soup kitchens, homeless shelters, hunting, fishing, and my personal favorite, stealing. lol +5
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Love or sex?
Do I really have to pick? *stampsfoot* +5
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Last furry thing you touched?
I have more respect for women than to tell. *smile* +5
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True or False: You like to answer more question then to ask question?
False and my record proves it. +5
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What is the difference, for you, between love and romance?
Romance is much more superficial. +5
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Do you own anything in a leopard print?
Only my leopard! bada-boom! +5
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Have you ever cleaned your home?
Depends on your definition of "clean." +5
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What is fair?
Factual
And
Intelligent
Reasoning
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How did that happen?
I warned ya'! Now what are we gonna do. +5
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What do you describe as the perfect nose?
Among other things. +5
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What is the biggest news you ever heard in your life?
It's a boy! +6
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What are some popular places to go on a date?
My apartment? *smile* +5
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Answer to:
My girlfriend is starting to be friends with her ex, she hung out with him and some of his friends today, he kept trying to hug her in front of them, she didn't want any of it, she told him to stop, but he wouldn't stop trying. What can I do about this?
I would talk openly and honestly with her about both your feelings and support her all the way. I'm sure she doesn't want to hurt you or put herself in an uncomfortable situation. She may be asking for trouble by hanging out with him cuz he seems to have ulterior motives. I would try to let her settle it first but if not, you, the hero, may have to step in and have a word with the...
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Answer to:
The best kind of kisser is someone who ________?
kisses the best? (I'm not on my game today.) +6
Answer to:
What should you never say to your in-laws?
Boy, guys, you sure spit out a looker! +5
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Answer to:
How does mind torture work?
Come into my laboratory, I will show you! Bwah-hahah!! +5
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Answer to:
What is the headline on the front page of todays Sunday newspaper?
NOBEL MESS!! Prize was to go to Polly Math! (Oh, that's the paper I print.) +5
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Can you tell me something about you, that is unbelieveable?
Yes, I can. +6
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Do you love your car?
Yes, but we're gonna wait for marriage.
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How about throwin' some points Firebrand's way to put her at the top of the list where she rightfully belongs?
http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/189312
Now why would someone DR that. It makes no sense! (i guess it doesn't have to)
Hide behind your negative numbers and negative karma!!
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How do you think Obama's Nobel Peace Prize will affect his actions in this country and on the world stage, if at all?
As a continuation of one of my comments, trolls must be wretched little creatures who shrivel up if they come out into the light of day, which I'm sure rarely, if ever, happens. If you're gonna DR someone have the courage to identify yourself and express your opinions!
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Answer to:
How much money would it take for you to dance for 5 minutes in the middle of the mall?
Whaddaya mean, I do anyway!
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What do you like on your baked potato?
Jessica Alba +6
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Laughter has a powerful effect on your health and well-being. Do you laugh often enough?
hahahahahaha...hoohoohooo...weee...heeheeheeheehee...phew!!
Yes.
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Have you ever had a stranger actually wink at you as a means of expressing interest? Did s/he then talk to you? If so, were their other mannerisms as odd as the wink?
Yeah, the knife she put in my belly.
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_________________ sandwich. (fill in the blank ?)
Human
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Footnote to the Nobel Peace Prize awarded President Obama: Would it be possible, that he will decline the award based on the fact that he has not accomplished his objectives as of now?
Politically, I don't think it would be advisable and most likely it would create a greater storm of controversy.
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Lights on or off? I'm more of a 'lights on' girl myself. I find the visuals appealing. How about you?
It depends on what we're doing. *smile* +6
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Answer to:
Is anyone else sick of all the fill-in-the blank questions? Its like MadLibBag in here!
I really think that_______.
+5
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___________ oil. (fill in the blank ?)
F
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How do you know if you are ready for sex?
I'm alive.
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Answer to:
Could I sit down next to you?
I would be most honored and privileged, m'Lady.
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Answer to:
If you could go on a roadtrip with any person (dead or alive), who would it be?
Ezra Pound
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Answer to:
I petted a cow today. Did you?
I think you might be getting a little too personal. +5
| 2 people like this
Answer to:
What is your best question?
Why can't I think of my best question?
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Answer to:
Was jesus christ executed for being a cult leader?
Depends on your perspective.
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What are some of the best ways to hide marijuana and smoking instruments?
Give it to me. +5
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Should you feel guilty for seeking out your own happiness?
Never! Because if you're not happy you'll probably make everybody else miserable anyway. (just don't kill any body or anything like that) +5
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WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ab people, SHARONA is now a GURU !!!! who wants to celebrate this accomplishment with her?
Congrats, Sharona. And you did it with style! +5
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Answer to:
What would be the dirtiest word that you would say?
Smegma +5
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Does the "driving force" in your life bring you closer to others or isolate you from them?
It depends on the person. +5
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Answer to:
Do you dream in color or Black and White?
I dream in high definition 3D color with smell-o-vision. +5
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After your shower do you dry yourself off before or after you step out of the tub? When do you step out do you step out do you step on a bath mat, bath rug or the floor?
It depends on if I'm alone or not. +5
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Answer to:
So you finally "got your piece of the pie"! Do you begrudge others theirs?
Never if it's acquires by honest means. Though it's been tough for me because it has to be sugar-free. +5
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What is the last thing you poured out?
My guts. +5
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Answer to:
Did you clean your ears today?
No, but I sent my nose to the dry cleaners. +5
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Answer to:
What does the "half life" of a pill mean?
It is the time it takes for half of the drug to be eliminated from the body. +5
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Do men view women like a sort of a treasure hunt or wild game safari in that most of the thrill is in the chase?
Hey, I'll take it any way I can get it! +5
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Why are women more prone to suffering from stress and depression-related conditions than men?
Because they have to deal with us? +5
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Who wrote: "Memory believes before knowing remembers"?
I believe you just did. +5
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Why are the five same people always on the top five Abers of the week every week? Can someone else get a chance to be awesome for a week?
They have no life? JUST KIDDING!! (I been there and practically had to go into rehab to stop ignoring the rest of my life because of AB.) +5
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I enjoy getting downrated by people on Answerbag. Is this strange to you?
Could this be a masochistic tendency? +5 (sorry)
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How big is your______________.
dinkle +5
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Judge ________. What word (s) can you use to fill in the blank?
Judge, ya' gotta gimme me a second chance. I was framed, I tell ya'. I can't go back to the joint. Judge, ya' gotta hear me out. Judge...(alright enough of that) +5
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Bi-sexuality among women seems to be more common than it once was. and I'm curious about the reason. Is bisexuality a common female tendency or is it just considered fashionable?
I just like to watch. Shame on me! +5
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You ever gotten hott from a cartoon character? If so who was it? (LoL)
Jessica Rabbit, although I do prefer the human one...
Her name is Jessica AKA Miss Rabbit...She's a Model:
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What is the key to truly knowing God?
A formal introduction for a start. +5
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Do people who don't trust others ever have lasting relationships?
They may be lasting, but for all the wrong reasons. +5
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Who is the one person, who should never be seen naked?
Ernest Borgnine?
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After seeing this, what more proof do you need that there is no god?
I think I would want it notarized. +5
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I swear I just saw my fish hiccup...do fish even GET hiccups?
Yeah, I think so. I think they just need to hold their water for awhile, or have a glass of air. +5
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Is 25 too late to be having growing pains? I woke up last night to horrid pain radiating from hips to knees. Today it's only in my right leg and goes from hip to ankle with most of the pain in the joints. If not growing pains, what could it be?
Carrying any extra baggage lately? Come to think of it, I'm a little stiff myself...I think we need to see a chiropractor. +5
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Anyone near TX wanna kidnap me for a week....or 20?!?!?! I'm losing my mind!! :)
Hmmmmm...yes!! And I think I'm in the best position to do so. +5
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What is your favorite Van Morrison songs?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYr60DVzehg +5
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Have you ever wanted to be a kid again?
Only everyday--but only if I know what I know now! +5
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Can a psychopath and a non psychopath have a successful marriage?
Anything is possible. But most likely not, unless the antisocial personality (current term) has gone through some type of recovery, has been successful for an extended period of time, and is willing to continue to work on it. The spouse must be truly understanding. I would be very careful as this could be a very dangerous disorder, especially to others. +5
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If they offered a variety of different colored toilet paper, would you buy it or stick with white?
It depends on whether I was in my devil-may-care mood.
Do they have black toilet paper? +5
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Do you think that lobbyists as well as campaign donations from big business are at the root of what's going wrong with this country? If not, what is?
Intended by whom? Are we that egotistical that we can't learn from other countries with better health care, smarter kids, less crime. I think the whole system has to be reworked and pure capitalism would cause more problems. We need to assess what government should be involved in. It seems right about now capitalism has turned into a great part of the problem, not the solution. Greed has...
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How do you deal with someone who is always Angry?
I guess since shooting them is out of the question, I would always act very calm, controlled, and straightforward with them. Any type of emotional response is likely to escalate the situation. If is severe, anti-anxiety/antidepressant medication is often extremely helpful (especially the class of drugs known as SSRI's). That is if they could calm down enough to listen to reason. +5
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I wish I could find ______________?
what I forgot I was looking for. +5
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Besides your virginity, What is something everyone loses?
Their life. (not to be morbid) +5
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What's the most beautiful part of you?
Damn! It's just too hard to pick! *smile* +5
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Why do you ask a question?
What else can you ask? +5
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Where are you from?
Ain't that the eternal question!
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What kind of name is "Thor"?
Old Norse meaning "origin". Thursday is named after him. Tuesday, Wednesday, and Friday are also named after Norse gods.
(Thor was my favorite superhero.)
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Would you rub my feet if I asked or cant you stand feet?
Anytime. I would really get a kick out of it. (groan)
My ex-wife considered me a master and, as the loving husband I was, I did it almost every day.
I'm pretty good with other body parts too! +5
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Where is your tat?
With my tit? +5
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Can you cut your grass on Sundays in Germany?
If I had grass in Germany, I would. +5
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I wonder where NUNYA is today?
Wasn't it your turn to watch her? +5
(Don't know why you got DR'd.)
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Favorite song from "Fiddler on the Roof"?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1Ucto7HKKA +5
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What's the recipe for tiger penis soup?
Stiff or limp? +5
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You know your in for a weird day when you wake up and________?
the Flying Santini Brothers are in your bed. +5
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What do you like in your omelette?
Cold, hard cash (and a lot of it). +
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Does anyone know were polly math has gone? I looked on his profile and it said he hadn't been seen since 19 august. Is he alright?
I'm trying to locate him day and night, but I think he's alright. +5
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What would you do if a stranger slaps you?
She'd probably have a reason, so I'd try to adjust my pick-up strategy next time. *joke* +5
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Do you ever get tired of trying?
Yeah, just about everyday, but it passes quickly.
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You make me wanna _____?!?! (my answer in video)
stick around
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Would you recommend the girl asking the guy out?
Depends on the girl. (and the guy)
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Isn't warm ginger ale good for your stomach?
Absolutely good. I have used it many times myself to settle my stomach (it should be almost hot). From experience I can say say that it is definitely more effective than when cold, tepid, or room temperature. I learned this when I worked in a hospital where some nurses used to give it to patients to settle their stomachs. +5
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If I was a story book princess, would you rescue me from the evil villain or the dragon?
I think we can work something out.
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Getting ready to go meet some friends for drinks and karaoke...What should I sing?
Cool!! I'm a big Beatles fan and I would recommend:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVFsJKaBFDA
I know this version might take a little more practice, but I know how good you are at sticking to things...and remember--I'm behind you all the way. +6
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People make you what you are? True / False
A little of each.
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What is the best way to become happy with who you are?
Know yourself and love yourself. +5
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What would you do if you had two more hands?
I don't know, but I'm sure my girlfriend would appreciate it.
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I HATE answering the phone. I always feel imposed upon. I prefer the person to "leave a message" and I'll call them back at MY leisure! What say YOU?
I have a really great answer but I'm kinda busy right now. I'll have to get back to you later.
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What do you like to eat to cheer yourself up?
I think my answer belongs in the ADULT section.
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What animal makes the cutest cuddle toy?
Porcupine (different strokes) +
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Which cartoon character comes to mind when I say "cat"?
Fritz +
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At what age did you decide you were "grown up?"
I'm still waiting.
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What's the most stupid thing you've ever done "just to see if it would hurt"?
Superglued myself to someone.
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What makes you scratch your head and just say " HOLY COW!!"?
My last trip to India.
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Have you ever eaten a squirrel?
As a matter of fact, I did. When I lived in my college dorm at the Univ. of Conn. There was someone who used to catch them and cook them in his dorm room. Being the adventurous lad that I was, I tried some. And guess what: Tastes like chicken. lol +6
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Fill in the blank: ____ ______ ___ _____ ____?
Aei koloios para koloiōi hizanei. +5
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If you could meet anyone in the world, living or dead, famous or not, who would it be and why?
Carl Jung, Ezra Pound, or Nietzsche. (sorry, I couldn't keep it down to one) +5
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Will you join me in congratulating POLYMATH in becoming a Guru and a fine job he has done in getting there?
Thank you, one and all. I don't know what I would do without you. I've enjoyed every minute of my time on AB. The only problem is that I think I may have to hire a housekeeper!
Thanks, I.S. +5
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What month were you born?
October 6, the day in 1889 that Thomas Edison showed his first motion picture. +5
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When's the last time a promise to you was broken?
When I promised myself I'd cut down on answerbag! LOL!
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Im 17 and my iq 128 is that good?
The average IQ is around 100. Genius level is 140. You definitely have a high IQ. So yes, it is very good. +5
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How do i find a good pineapple
Take the Pineapple Express. +5
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What are passion fruit?
Hanging melons found north of the equator. +5
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Does water, juice, soda, or tea quench you thirst?
Good ole H2O! +5
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What do Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson have in common?
They're both American? +5
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What is another name for "nose?"
Schnozzola. +5
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A little late; but will you join me in congratulating Dodger Dude on becoming a sage?
Get down with your bad self, D-Dude!
Congratulations!!
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Do you like swimming in the summer?
Only in the water. +5
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How do i know i am going through with drawles from pills
It depends on the types of medication, the dosages, and how long you've been taking them. It certainly should be done under a doctor's supervision, as there could be very serious, even life-threatening effects of withdrawal, depending on the meds. Again, this depends on what I mentioned above. Without knowing what med(s) you're referring to, I cannot offer you more. If you would...
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If you were to hum a song at this present moment, what's the song?
Battle Hymn of the Republic. +
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What do you do while waiting for something?
Agonize. +5
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Do you hate anything? I don't mean really dislike, I mean actually hate
There is nothing to hate but hate itself. +5
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What did you last hold in your left hand?
Well, I just got out of the bathroom...nuff said? +
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If you are home alone, do you walk around naked?
In the shower, when I'm in bed for the night, and when I'm putting up drapes for the front picture window. +
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What do you Love, Love, Love about you?
My ability to love myself. +
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Did you know I can _______________________.
answer your question. +
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Give me liberty or give me _______________ !
all your money! +
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Who would like to join me in congratulating my good friend Ironhead for becoming a GURU!!! Great JOB!!
My most heartfelt congratulations to a gentleman and a scholar. You be smokin', I-Head!
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What is the first name of the person you love most?
Collin (my son) +5
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When the clock strikes twelve, the ___ come out to play!!
midnight tokers +5
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I've got to pee will you be here when i get back?
Is there any doubt? +5
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I’m me who are you?
I'm the me that's not you. +
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What is something that has a bottom?
Don't we all? +
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Can you hold your water?
Only if it's in a container. +
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What's one kind of fish?
Wanda. +
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What makes the best chasers?
Track stars. +
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Got nipples pierced, told mom 2days later. Shes mad I didnt tell her before. Says Im poor role model (but Im straightedge, tutor kids, have a 4.0). Wants to kick me out, stop helping me pay college. Im 18. Which 1 of us is unreasonable, what should I do?
I personally have nothing bad to say about nipple-piercing once you're an adult. A bit of overreacting I think. +6
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What's your opinion on glamour girls?
I wouldn't kick 'em outta... +
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Does anyone want to add me so I can be their friend?
I just did, Loco-motion. Welcome to AB! +5
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Johnny Depp or Jack Black?
Jack Black. I'm a guy, OK? +
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What colour is the cooooooooooooliest?
Ice white. +
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Is there a way to get sap out of a shirt?
No, but I know someways to get A sap out of a shirt. lol +5
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What is something that would be 'inappropriate' to say, at a parent-teacher conference?
Anyone up for some strip parcheesi? +
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Do you have any questions you would like me to answer? :)
Yes and no. +
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What made you laugh the hardest?
Nitrous oxide? +
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What do you look like?
A cross between George Clooney and Curly. +
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Do you think that there is anything wrong with Michael Jackson? Do you think he is guilty or innocence for child molestation?
I don't think so. I think he related to them as peers because of the surreal world in which he was raised. He never had a real childhood nor adulthood it seems. +
OOPS! I MEAN "NO"!
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Can you recall a cheesy film that was actually so good that it was maybe 'cheesy done right' ? Flash Gordon (1980 - Max von Sydow as Ming) was this film for me.
Plan 9 from Outer Space +
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Can you name a movie that was as bad as Flash Gordon?
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians +
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What happens when you block out all emotions?
You'd eventually implode...or become an automaton. +
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Is it illegal to celebrate Independence Day in the United Kingdom? Or does it just attract dirty looks?
I think it may raise a few eyebrows...or not. +
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I say Bar-B-Que ,you say..............?
Farfegnugen. +
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Who are the 3 most powerful men in the world?
Richard Simmons, Pee-Wee Herman and Woody Allen (alright, some opinions may differ) +
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I wanna be ______ fill in the gap humor welcome
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMD7Ezp3gWc +
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How can things go wrong on the fourth of July?
Same shit, different day. +6
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Anyone else hate liars?
I don't. (OK, that's a lie) +
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Are you wearing any green clothes at the moment?
No, but I do have a green stain on my t-shirt. +6
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Do you feel sorry for the Welsh?
No, and he better pay up or I'm gonna have his legs broken. +
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Would you support the nuking of Israel?
I'm a nonnuker. +
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What are some things that men are good at?
Not understanding women. +
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A man walks up to you and says - "everything I say to you is a lie." Is he telling you the truth or is he lying?
Both and neither. +
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Can you ask a lie?
Can you answer truthfully? +
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What is the best non alcoholic drink you have ever had
White grape juice...neat. +
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Make up your own harry potter name harry potter and the __________ humor welcome
...teletubby scandal. +
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How do I get rid of fat on my backside, hips and upper thighs?
A potato peeler? (sorry) +
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What do I get for $1.00?
Oops, wrong spot!
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Things A Man Shouldn't Have?
A gun pointed at me. +
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Favorite "homemade" breakfast...
Cheese and onion omelette.
Home fries
Whole wheat toast or biscuits
Sausage
Cheese grits
Bacon
BIG glass of OJ (like the pulp)
Coffee
Shot of bourbon (just kiddin')
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What has 7 legs?
A seven-legged stool. +
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What are some adorable things your pet does?
I don't have any...sigh...none allowed. +
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Will Michael Jackson be remembered more for his music, or his dancing?
Equally. +5
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Reasons to say F**K! or Sh*t!?
You need a reason? +
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What are you doing right now?
Breathing. (thankfully) +
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If you are the dominant one in bed what do you like to do to your sex partner?
Glare at her. lol +
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Why has it become socially acceptable to be rude to smokers.
It shouldn't be. +
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Do you think being asked your hand in marriage on Valentines Day is tacky?
Tacky is in the eye of the beholder. +
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If I were a girl______.
I would spend a lot of time with myself. +
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If you don't smoke, would you consider it a courtesy, or an insult, if a stranger offers you one?
A courteous insult. +
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Would you like to join the movement for an idiot-free America?
Does it pay? +
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Who win in a fair fight. Jesus or Superman?
Depends on if you're a Christian. +
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What things DON”T you say to your boy/girlfriend’s parents? Eg Those home pregnancy kits aren't very reliable in my opinion.
Can't wait to get a piece of that! +6
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Something you dont want to find in your soup...?
A bomb. +
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Do you have an addictive personality?
Have you seen my activity on answerbag? lol +
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How long did it take you to become a level fifty ABer?
I'm not sure, but it took me about four months to get to level 60. I have a full-time job and a child so I'm starting to slow down a bit. +
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Who is the best guitarist to ever live?
John McLaughlin. +
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gv_bkS5VVaA
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Disney or Looney Tunes?
No contest! "Th, th, th, th, that's all folks!" +
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What would you do if you found scorpions in a parcel?
Return them cuz I didn't order them. +
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Where do you go jogging?
In my dreams. +
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Fill in the blank: _______doesn't bring happiness.
A sharp stick in the eye... +
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As a human why would you beg forgiveness from a partner that treated you horribly?
Victim Syndrome. +
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Would a relationship work if the other person lived 3000 miles away? How could you make it work?
A teleporter would help. +
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Which feature(physical) do women find most attractive in men?
I've been trying to find that out for years. +
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What would be the greatest gift possible someone could get you as a present?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HJiL6OerCI I went for the sappy. +
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Are you willing to give Peace a chance?
That's all I've been saying. +
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Can you name a place that starts with C?
Camel Hump, WY +
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What are the most points you have ever recieved in one day on answerbag?
Around 1600 or so but I'm winding down. +
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Do you sleep with someone who snores?
Yeah, myself. +
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What music should I play when I am having a drive with my love?
AVALON by Roxy music. Old one but a classic. +
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Is a lady less classy if she has tattoos?
Y'know, Zack, I first didn't care for them at all, but I think I've been desensitized. I guess what's good for the goose is good for the gander. To sum it up, not really. +
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So can we stay best friends after the split?
I didn't know we were going out. +
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The greatest animal is............
MAN +
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Is your crib good enough to go on MTV's Cribs?
Only if it's a special on how not-rich people live. +
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When is enough just about enough?
When too much is too little. +
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What is the first thing u do when u wake up from ur sleep?
Get rid of the body.
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Can you or will you give me a ride?
Pick ya up in 20 minutes! +
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Why do you think you are right?
How did you know? lol +
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What is the first thing u do when u wake up from ur sleep?
Sob uncontrollably. (justkiddin) +
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How can any one with a brain believe in god?
I don't know. How? +
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If you wear perfume or cologne, WHERE do you put it on your body?
In the bathroom usually. +
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GUYS: You come home from work and your wife is standing in the kitchen. . . . . .NUDE. . . . .with one of those skimpy little white ruffley aprons on with the bib tying at the neck? Sexy. . . .or. . . . . .bizarre? Oh, yeah! And high heels on, too!
Don't get me goin' so early in the morning, Mill! +
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OMG!!, That was the biggest___________ I have ever seen!
Molecule. +
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What is your pet peeve on the road?
Cars. +
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What is your favorite cookie?
http://www.modelmayhem.com/pic.php?pic_id=492b69e618ee0&date=2008-11-24%2021:58:47&id=779731&pid=9434807&the_count=&group_id=&ua= +
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What do you usely have for a weekday breakfast?
A peanut butter and jelly sandwich and coffee. Weird? +
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Do you prefer to take baths or showers?
Why thank you! +
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What would it take for you to consent to marry Paris Hilton and remain married for at least 25 years?
A mistress, a separate mansion, no contact, and half her assets. +
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If you were God for a day, what would you do?
Get someone to clean my house. +
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What health benefits do placebos have?
The power of suggestion. +
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Whats the funniest thing u have ever seen or has happened to u?
Birth. +
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Should I follow you?
Yes, but be vewy quiet, I'm hunting wabbits. +
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If I have some money saved up what would be a safe place to put it to make more?
I'd be glad to hold it for ya. lol +
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Can you tell me the last vegetable you ate?
Why yes I can! +
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What kind of entertainment can I expect to see during your country's Indendence Day celebration?
Boob malfunction? +
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Honor Thy Father and Thy Mother. Exactly what does this mean to you?
Making their lives as miserable as possible as an adolescent. Then making up for it later. +
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Can you ride anything else well besides a horse?
Do I need to say it? +
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I really don't give a _____________?
Hoot in Hades!
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What is your favorite thing to do when you are really high on marijuana? If you haven't smoked it, please refrain from this one.
I try to take my pants off over my head. (Woody Allen - ANNIE HALL) +
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Directed toward everyone: Are you more physically attracted to blondes, brunettes, redheads, or black-haired?
Brunettes or black-haired. Maybe it's my Italian heritage. Hair color certainly isn't a dealbreaker though. lol +
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Using only one word, describe yourself as a child.
Precocious.
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How much is your car worth?
Get mine from work. About 35 grand. +
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Are you the type that has to be right everytime?
Unfortunately, I am. lol +
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Do you lie to other's just to get your point across?
Never (and that's not a lie). +
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Would you sleep in a cave by yourself?
Sure, why not? +
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Do you have paper plates in your home?
Always and I should be ashamed. +
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Comparing your likes to a movie celebrity. . . . . .what "celebrity type" would you like to date? Why?
Smart and beautiful...Uma Thurman, Scarlett Johansson, Natalie Portman, Jennifer Connelly... +
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What do you do when you completely lose faith?
Once there was a silly old ram
Thought he'd punch a hole in a dam
No one could make that ram scram
He kept buttin' that dam
Cause he had high hopes, he had high hopes
He had high apple pie, in the sky hopes
So any time your feelin' bad
Stead of feelin' sad
Just remember that ram
Oops there goes a billion kilowatt dam +
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Have you ever been harassed in your sleep by unseen evil spirit's? or demons
Have you ever met my ex-wife? lol +
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Why do airbags emit a powdery residue upon deployment?
I take it you have some experience? +
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Do you get all the sex you want?
No, but I get all the sex I need. +
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So who else here has ever had pasties? they're delicious =] i just made a batch of 35.
I didn't know pasties were edible...oh, those pasties! +
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What's the most you ever spend on a date?
260 bucks, just for dinner. +
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Have you ever been to an opera? If so, what was it and did you enjoy it?
Only Verdi's "Il Trovatore" and that was in grammar school. +
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Are you generous by nature?
What would you like? +
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Is it true that the best way to lose an enemy is to make them your friend?
"Keep your friends close and your enemies closer." --The Godfather +
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Will constant desensitizing lead to jadedness?
It certainly could, as I have seen at times working in the mental health profession. +
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Why do you think that so many of today's doctors are so hesitant about telling people that they are terminally ill?
"While there's life, there's hope." --Cicero +
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When you were young what were the "Cool" words or expressions you would say?
Jiminy cricket!! Actually it's pretty groovy that you asked such a boss question. +
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Are you more physically or intellectually developed?
Intellectually. I am actually a brain in a jar. +
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What's the most popular soda out of sprite, coke, dr pepper, and pepsi
Moxie.
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Drinks, beer ot wine?
Diet ginger ale? +
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What's the coolest thing you know about Thomas Jefferson (third president of the USA)?
He grew marijuana. lol +6
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What's the coolest thing about you?
My laid-back but enticing manner. lol +
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Whats the only thing that is worth living for?
A possible date with Jessica Alba? +
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What do u think I do for a living?
Leader of the free world. (just a guess) +
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Do you have a deep dark secret that makes you toss and turn at night?
Occasionally but I haven't levitated off the bed yet! +
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Do you need a spanking?
Sorry, just passing through.
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Would you like to join me congratulating CT(Crystal Tips) on becoming a guru?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2v2Su6PkenA
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Do most people like the smell of their own secretions?
Yuck! Can I take that question back?
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How do you prenounce "Tomato" (Tom-aye-tow or Tom-ah-tow)?
You say "Tom-aye-tow" and I say "Tom-ah-tow"
Let's call the whole thing off!
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Tell me anything, please?
`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe. +
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Who's your favorite philosopher?
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche:
"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent." +
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Who is the most inportant person who hase ever lived
Socrates +
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Angelina jolie or jessica alba?
Jessica no question! +
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In 4 short months Polly Math has made maestro!!!!would you join me in congratulating him?congratulations
Thanks, guys and gals, if it weren't for y'all I wouldn't be here. Thanks, devilman!
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Love is.....
for love's sake is not true love. +
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Is there something wrong with a human as an organism if they commit suicide? Something miswired? Or a product of society? Please discuss your thoughts............
There can be a genetic inclination toward depression, which can certainly make someone more inclined to commit suicide, but I think it occurs mainly as a result of life experience. +
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Guys do you prefer to give or recieve oral sex?
Although I very much enjoy giving it, I think most men are being dishonest with themselves if they say they wouldn't rather get it. (Not to be cynical, but guys are guys!) +
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How would you best complete this? "I'd rather have one __________ than 1,000 ____________s" (humor and creativity welcomed!)
pat on the back...kicks in the nuts. +
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I just can't control my ___?
lack of control. +
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Let there be...........................................
something that is the opposite of darkness...I just can't think of the word!
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What is something you'll never hear a doctor say at a Old folks home?
Grow up! +
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If you ______, you could ______!
fly too high...crashland! +
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Who cares?
Dick Cheney...bwah-haha!! +
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Are you a bellicose person?
Listen, I'm busy right now and don't have time to answer your damn question. +
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Which political party produces the best dancers?
The Whigs. +
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I don't believe in....................................
belief. +
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Pizza | Donut | Burger - What's your selection before you die?
I'M GONNA DIE?!? +
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Women feel a need for ___________?
desire. +
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What will David Carradine be best remembered for?
Didn't he have a grasshopper or something? +
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That is like giving ____________to a _____________.
an answer...question. +
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I like these__________ but aren't these___________better?
weapons of mass destruction...weapons of mass destruction +
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What a nice ________ this is!!! What word (s) can you use to finish the statement?
defibrillator +
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What happened when you told her _____________________
that you were an alien. +
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Fill in the blank: I BELIEVE____________.
not in belief.
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Do you think it's rude and/or inappropriate when you get the e-mail: "Good news we have an answer to your question!" Obviously no one wants to ask duplicate questions!
I usually don't answer my own questions, but this irks me. I do think "rude" is not the right word, but I find it obnoxious (although I don't think they intend it to be) when I get that e-mail. My immediate reaction is, "Oh, sh*t, a duplicate question!", although they don't always turn out to be (which I find somewhat odd but fine with me). It would be...
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Are you spying on me?
I thought you wanted me to. +
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Buy me a__________
life. +
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Do you love Starbucks?
Not quite my cup of tea. It has a slight bitterness that I don't like and is a little pricey. I think Willoughby's out of New Haven has the best coffee (about a half-hour drive for me). They roast their own beans and have a huge selection. I get the beans and grind 'em. They used to have three of them in New Haven and now they're down to one (coincidentally?) since a couple...
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I wish I could honestly tell the world that I am ________________________
very dishonest. +
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Diamonds are ____?
what you're after, hmmmm?
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Now that we're alone do you want to ____________?
get together? +
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During the day i want to ________ at night I want to _________
drink heavily...sleep heavily +
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Tomorrow is the day I ________
could say today is yesterday. +
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If i were a pirate i would call myself ___________________
a name befitting a pirate. +
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I hear "It's not the heat it's the humidity" all summer long, what phrase or word do you hear over and over again?
It is what it is. (had way too much of that one) +
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If anyone asks, you haven't seen me on here tonight, ok. Just in case they do grill you, you are going to tell them I was out at the ___ with my ___ and we got our ___ by a ___.
lake...ex-girlfriend...selves caught...cop. +
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In one word, how do you feel?
Fantabulous! +
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Stilettoes. . . .high heels. . . .2" pumps. . . . mules. . . . .or flats?
Ah like mules, ya kin ride 'em. (Real answer: It's what's in 'em that counts!) +
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Only the __________ know the way I feel tonight....?
remarkably content +
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What comes to mind when I say Wiggly?
Squirmy and squiggly. +
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Have you ever texted someone during religious services?
I'm sure there were religious services going on somewhere.
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My_________is on fire
desire +
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Are you addicted to anything and what is it?
Answerbag!!! (help me)
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What is the best part about having sex?
Intimacy, of course. Well...not always! +
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What's the 1st letter in your name
Which name? I go by many. +5
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Why is it that they make us pay for xbox live and the connections still suck!
As always, to make you pay for something else! +5
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Today is my birthday. Im always throwing parties and attending dinners for others, but today on my day...everyone seems to just be doing there own thing. This makes me feel pretty bad. Any suggestions on what to do?
Try to chill and enjoy what you can! Happy Belated Birthday! +5
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Are there any circumstances in which straight guys would ignore two sexy girls in bikinis?
If they were blindfolded. +
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A ________ and his _______ are soon parted?
man...wife
Have you looked at the divorce rate lately?
I know, not a pleasant thought...
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Fill in one or the other or both: house_________ or ____house?
animal...animal
arrest...nut
fire...fire
new...old
me...leave
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What time should a five year old go to bed?
When they're told. +
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Does mustard go bad?
Depends on its upbringing and genetic tendencies. +
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How do *you* define a drug addict?
One whose life is controlled by drug-seeking behavior. +
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At what point should I tell my wife that I got my ex-wife pregnant?
Good luck, Payton! Put on your runnin' shoes! +
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Why have I got this head-ache?
I didn't want it anymore. +6 (smile)
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What do you need for island survival?
A full-service hotel. +
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Have you cut ties with a friend because of a general uneasiness?
I guess at times, but when and if it happens, I would probably not consider them a true friend. +
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If you could think of one thing you really need in your life right now what would it be?
A trillion dollars...OK, I'll take a million. +
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Why do women say they want a good guy, but never give a good guy a chance?
Never say never! +
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How close are you to coming undone?
I am undone...but I'm gonna do it all again! +
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Would you date a fat obese person
Are they wealthy? (just kiddin') +
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My_______?
,my! +
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Shake it loose and let it__________What's your first thought?
fly!
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It is with a deep sense of sadness that I must make the following announcement. At 9:47 a.m. May 26, 2009, DreAnna peacfully was called home. I will be posting further information on her profile page for all concerned parties.
DreAnna was so kind, compassionate, a fighter to the end, and always maintained her wonderful and gracious sense of humor. Goodbye, DreAnna, you're at peace now. We will miss you so much!
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Someone who has obviously been crying ask for a hug, what do you do?
Hug them, as long as they're not a secret agent trying to get close to stab or poison me. Hmmmmm...how would I know? +6 (I have a very active imagination!)
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I'm so drunk, that when I look at you I see _______________?
perfectly fine. (Now THAT'S drunk!)
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Are you feelings hurt easily? Or are you one tough cookie?
Not really the toughest cookie. But I don't offend easily.
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If you were to wake up in the morning with nothing to do that day...what would be your first thought?
YAY!!!
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Will you join me in congratulating Chief Wanbli, the second member ever to reach Illuminati (100th) level of answer bag? A big YAAAAY for the Chief!
Go Chief, Go Chief!
It's your birthday...
Congratulations, O Mighty One!
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Why and when you never again speak to someone again?
WHY AND WHEN WOULD YOU NEVER SPEAK TO SOMEONE AGAIN? (Too late to edit.)
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You are___________about_____________.
frolicking...the beach!
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Do you think history would say that Thomas Crapper was flushed with success?
Has to be one of those power-flushers!
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If I Kill myself for peoples Sins, would that me jesus
No, that would make you dead. +6
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Please pass the_____?
cops, hurry!
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What is your secret ingredient when making guacamole?
Me.
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Tell me I wasn't dreaming__________?
out loud.
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Is your car making a wierd noise?
Define "weird".
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Simple simon met a ___________ going to the fair?
haberdasher
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Rate This question good
Only if you ask nicely! You'll never get very far with that attitude. Oh, what the hell!...+6
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Are you having enough fun..consider quantity and quality?
I think I do, but I'm always on the lookout for new sources!
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Is there a particular liquor that you just can't stomach?
The sweet sweet ones.
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Aww, isn't this amazing?
Unbelievably! Thanks, +6.
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My wife never ___________ anymore.
ever
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Does the US Government "owe" us anything?
They should owe us everything. They're supposed to be public servants.
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Waking up this morning was ______ because_______?
good...CUZ I'M BAD!
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Now is the time to _________
be in the 'now'.
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I see through your____________________?
trickery and facade. (rather through clothing, though...lol)
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I am a scorpio male,and married to a leo,lol,what can i do to make things work,i love her very much but dam,its hard,what can i do?
Look beyond the stars...
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How do you know when you're in love?
I get a rash.
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Are you, or have you ever been, In love with your best friend?
Not really, but romantic infatuation, yes (she was female to set the record straight). Back in the old days.
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Sex is best when _______?
there's more than one person involved.
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Have you looked at your tongue lately?
Why do I need to...IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG YOU"RE NOT TELLING ME? Hi, Marguerite! +6
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Offense or defense?
I like a nice balance.
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What kind of "fever" do you have? summer,cabin,etc...
ab fever and there is no cure.
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What would you do if you found an item of clothing and you didn't know who it belonged to?
I would take it to the "lost and found, if there is one. Otherwise I would probably take it home and figure something out (depends on the article of clothing). Or maybe just throw it away if it was old and beat-up.
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Hey...you gotta love those_________________?
crumpets.
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Don't you just hate_____________________?
to have to think about the things you hate. +5
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Who do you want to hug today?
Let's see...hmmmm...Jessica Alba, Scarlett, Johannson, Garcelle Beauvais, Heidi Klum, Eva Green, Catherine Zeta-Jones and so on and so on and... +
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Fill in the blank: My God u have such a big ______.
organ.
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Bomb pop, fudgecicle, or popcicle?
Creamsicles...mmmmmm...to die for.
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Did your father ever tell you he loved you?
He did only a few times but he was (mostly) a good man. (Old school Italian)
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How old was your first sex partner?
An age I could be arrested for right now (not then). +
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If you marry a ___________ then bare in mind that ______________?
chicken...you'll be covered in feathers. (first thing that came to mind)
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Do you answer every question on AB or just selected ones?
I wish I could but I'd have to quit my job. (smile) +6
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Do you think cheating is bad?
Yes, but 'how bad' depends on the type of cheating. In relationships always! +
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What is the worst place to be standing naked?
Alone and ready to go, Crazy!
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Can you control yourself at a buffet?
It's my bane! Hi, B! +6
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What kind of humor is the best?
Funny.
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I love it when __________. (word or words)
I'm not hating it.
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Jesus Christ owes me some money. How do I get him to pay me back?
Tell his dad!
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I have just used a butt plug recently for the first time i tryed to leave it in there for a while but it kept coming out is there any seceret to keeping it in for long durations?
Krazy glue?
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Do you like this question more than yours?
Yes, I do, m.
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What do you have to tolerate everyday that drives you crazy?
Not cool! +6
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What would cripple the world the most - not being able to grow the crops of corn, wheat, rice, or potatoes? why?
Hamburgers, G!
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What so you do when you suspect foul play?
Feets, do ya stuff! (political correctness aside)
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Do you know quality when you see it?
I think I'm lookin' at it!
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Get cho _______ out'a my face! Can you fill in the blank?
colate. (I'm allergic.) (Not really.)
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He did what?
I'll tell you, but it ends here!
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Do you really need a topping on that?
Why, do you like it straight up?
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Eat the truck and driver and his_______.
passengers, quick, five-o is comin!
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Your Momma's so______________?
nice, love to meet her.
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Help...there are ________ in my closet...aaaaaaaaaaaaaargh
a bunch of tiny closets
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Nothing could stop you from______. What word (s) can you use to fill in the blank?
stopping nothing.
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I had a creepy feeling that _______. What word (s) can you use in the blank to complete the thought?
a creepy feelin' is comin' over me.
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All I need is____________.
need itself!
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King of the_______________?
heap.
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Ive My __________ in my Hand...?
Whole World
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What do you think your best friend is doing right now?
Dissin' me! (I have a problem with trust.)
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Most creative use of an old toothbrush?
A sharpened weapon in prison.
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I say potato you say______?
So what are ya doin' tonight, babe!
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When you touch me, I ___________
get confused.
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A lady went into the store and bought a ______ that was the prettiest color of ______ she had ever seen!!
bag of manure...brown
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Mosquitoes as big as _______flew over our heads. What word (s) can you use to finish the sentence?
the Goodyear blimp
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When was the last time you used soap on a rope?
When I tried to hang myself (a very tragic and sad story)! Hi, Bridget! +6
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Which of these did you say last? I love you, I hate you, I miss you, Im sorry
I'm sorry...I'm not sure.
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Drop_______________?
deceased.
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Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't. What do you feel like today?
What d'ya think?
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If you had voice in your head, what would you want it to say to you?
The winning lottery numbers!
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What have you gone and done this time?
You promise you won't tell?
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If you discovered a new spice, what would you call it? What dishes would you use it in?
Briddice. Sound nice? All of them.
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Have you gone too far to turn back now?
I try to leave all my options open.
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What makes you want to soar like an eagle?
You, of course!
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Other than soup, what would YOU put in a bread bowl?
Depends on how big the bowl is--many possibilities! But usually something spicy.
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What is burned into you brain forever?
Your avatar!
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Was bullying this bad when you were at school
Not extremely. But it did help that I was one of the biggest and tallest kids in the class.
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Have you ever bought anything in a store or a restaurant just because you were to embarassed to use the restroom and not be a customer?
I always used to, but now I see if I can get away with it. I know the feeling, Karen Ann!
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A ____________ walks into a bar?
nother bar
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What is an useless item you have in your house?
My wife? No, I'm actually divorced.
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What is your favorite poem?
The River-Merchant’s Wife: A Letter (one of my favorites, can't pick just one)
by Ezra Pound (Li Po, original author, loosely translated from the Chinese)
WHILE my hair was still cut straight across my forehead
I played about the front gate, pulling flowers.
You came by on bamboo stilts, playing horse;
You walked about my seat, playing with blue plums.
And...
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Can you see me from there or do I need to get closer?
++++++++++++++++++++!?!!
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What would it take to offend you?
I take offense to that!
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Are there any songs that have your name in them?
(I ask this because I'm listening to a song called "Ashley" by Escape the Fate)
Tony Chestnut (both names are appropriate)
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Who wants to join the AB nudist colony?
Caught ya! (sure, why not, depends on the members though)
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How do blind people golf?
Ask Zatoichi.
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Is cow tipping legal?
Yeah, but I never know what percent.
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What's a good thing to have for "second" breakfast?
Early lunch.
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Besides cold cereal and cold pizza, what other cold thing you don't mind having for breakfast?
Cheerios with bourbon. +6
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What % of Americans use wash clothes when they shower?
Zero. (just a hunch) But I do know a little girly-man who uses a loofah! Hi, Gustav!
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Would you feel embarrassed if you went out during the day with your bathrobe on?
Never do! (get embarrassed I mean, unless it fell off, then I'd really get em-bareassed!)
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If cigarettes were not bad for you, would you smoke?
Yeah, but not cigarettes. +6
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If the Beatles came on the scene in 2009, would they become as popular as they were back then?
Considering the psychosocioeconomic and cultural context, I'd say...sorry, gotta get the phone! +6
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Can you get sick by eatting raw fish like in sushi?
Probably, I just wouldn't recommend biting off the fish's head right after you catch it!
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What is the oldest song that you can sing, and I mean OLD like learned from a great grandparent. Name the song
"There once was an ugly duckling, with feathers so stubby and brown..." +6 (There might be some older ones but I lost them with the brain cells.)
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Do you think we are headed towards being a cashless global system of buying and selling?
You mean we aren't?
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Do most Italian restuarants really make their tomato sauce from scratch?
No, scratch is really hard to come by these days.
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What's the worst thing a girl/guy can do to you after a breakup?
Go on a shooting spree?
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I want to know why do most of us drink, gamble, have sex,... but won't eat pork or you won't swear in front of a pastor or elder?
Point me to a pastor and I'll show you my answer! +5
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Are children fussy about eatting their vegetables mostly because most parents won't insist they eat them?
I insist they eat them. Still don't work.
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Do more people die behind the wheel from dozing off or from being distracted from their cellphone/stereo?
What,do I look like some kind of statistician or something?
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If skunks didn't spray, would they make great pets?
Only God can make pets, Gustav. +6
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Why is it when you have rotten fruit or vegetables that fruit flies seem to appear out of thin air?
Fatten up your air. (just a suggestion)
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What is one of your favorite foods that is also very healthy for you?
Ostrich liver. +6
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I need a really good cavalier statement. Got any?
"Why, yes, most noble lady, at your cervix!"
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Who just rang my door bell?
Oops, sorry, wrong house! +6
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Do you care if a politician smoked marijuana when he or she was young?
I actually prefer it!
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How long does it take you to "get right down to business?
I like to start slowly and gradually accelerate. That's usually the best part--the lead-up--but not always. I adjust myself to suit the situation. BTW, I am available for free demonstrations, FYI, sweet Bridget. (That is what you were asking about, I assume!)
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I have an incredible_________________.
incredulousness.
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If you were selling yourself what would be your 1 selling point to make me buy?
The inner beauty of my soul... my astounding, dashing good looks...my sophisticated and incredible wit...or my dick. Imagine, all in one package, Ailsa!
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Day or Night?
Neither.
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What kind of flowers did you buy today?
I don't know, but they were all buds.
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He had an arm and a leg and a ______ like a hard boiled egg?
Noggin.
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How often do you really wash the outside of your windows?
Am I bad? Not much, but it gets done...eventually. Hope all's well, Bridget.
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Science Dude has made it to Sage... Will you join me in congratulating him?
I would join you anywhere, Rocket. Well done and kudos to you, Science Dude!
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What was in the last TV dinner you ate?
Probably at least ten or fifteen years ago and that must've been when there was no 'real' food in the house or some other anomaly. I eat healthy (mostly). That kinda food just don't seem right, the lovely Bridget. MWAH!
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Are you sexually liberated or do you feel sexually oppressed? What if anything are you doing about it?
Liberated. Just got divorced last year. Ready and playing. Bachelorhood...ahhhhh!! (kisses4rocket)
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What is a clever use of toothpicks? (use your imagination!)
To keep your eyes open?
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What is there too little of in America?
Mutual respect among everyone.
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Do any cheapskates have a negative effect on your life?
Yeah, You!
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What do you think about people who are plastic?
They make them so much cheaper these days.
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What should you never tell to a naked woman in bed?
About the other naked woman in the spare bedroom.
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Where do you get your inspiration for the adult questions you ask on AB?
My very sick mind.
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What's the best song someone has dedicated to you?
The Godfather theme.
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If you woke up on your couch and your fingernails were painted badly, lipstick put on your lips and cheeks and a sign that said "Kiss me I'm passed out", Who would you suspect did it?
A very sick f+ck! +
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Whats the kinkiest thing you've ever done sexually? don't be shy.
Withhold punishment from my slave.
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Is there a happy ending in sight?
FUG!
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First thing comes to mind. _________ bandit
Mother says, 'Don't grow up to be a...' +6
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Could the ten commandments be replaced with 'thou shalt be a decent human being'?
Many think they follow the ten commandments. If they could just follow your very succinct commandment, the world would be a better place. +6
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Who, what, where, when, and why?
There I go again putting my comments in answers again. Bad, bad, polymath!
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What's the 'body electric' anyway?
2o341434+60[9w45020[um098235-295sv4FUG98U7T3NUDFNlkjfhoi38893!
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It is racist for kids to play cowboys and Indian's now-a-days?
Possibly. But it should be called cowboys and Native-Americans.
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Do you think men deny god because of science?
Many, absolutely.
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I spy ______. What word (s) can you use in the blank?
was a great show in its time. (groundbreaking)
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I might not know much but I do know _________!!! What? (mine:how to build a fence)
more than less. (Although sometimes less is more.)
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If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot?
As long as they don't forget what they remembered. +6
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Are you happy with your life?
Why, can I live someone else's?
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Have you ever had a friend, you would give up your s/o to keep?
A woman to me own heart. +6
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Divorced people- What did you do with your ring after the divorce?
Drop it in Mordor in the crack of doom.
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Why can men fart loudly on demand and women can't?
I'd like to see a match-up. Who really knows? Women just probably hold it in better.
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Who feels like a fool now (excluding me)?
George Bush...I can answer my own question, can't I?
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Does satan love?
Loves to hate.
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How often do you masturbate? Be honest.
When my mistress tells me. +6
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Before I was a mom I never _______.What word (s) can you use to fill in the blank? (mine: never tripped over toys or got puked on, on a daily basis)
thought I'd quit my job as a political assassin.
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______ is a simple solution for _____. What word (s) can you use to fill in the blank? Mine is~Food is a simple solution to hunger.
Death is a simple solution for life. (Way too simple.) +6
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Why is it cool to be called a pornstar, but we look down on prostitutes? both have sex for money
I look down on prostitutes...and sometimes up. (heehee) +6
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Would you rather live for a year in Italy, France or neither?
Italy...friendlier people, more impressive culture (what?!), and (dare I say it) better food. +6
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Have you ever felt like invading Poland?
Only when I'm really irritable.
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Count on _______.
never being able to count on anybody.
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Which is greener: bioelectricity or ethanol?
I don't know, I've never actually seen them. +6
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If you recive no comments for your questions ,,,do you get upset and feel no one loves you ,,,,,,,,i do ,,,do you
I love you, jugs, so think of me when that happens. +6
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Its almost midnight,are you concerned that your still on the computer?
2:10 here. Thanks, I was wondering what I was doing.
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What kind of oranges are the tastiest?
The ones with the best flavor.
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What is a skin tab?
It's that same thing that's on pillows and furniture. DON'T REMOVE IT!
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What's the absolute wrong way to go?
Answering your own questions mistakenly again.
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Which way do you like your potatoes cooked the best?
Scarlett Johansson.
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The man with the____(fill in the blank).
thing that he once had that he left somewhere but he couldn't find it so then he thought he knew where it was but it wasn't there so he just ended up starting back at the beginning and then he didn't even care for a while then after finding out someone said that they thought they knew where it was but it ended up not being there so when he completely stopped looking for it he...
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Do you think our country will ever experience a worse terrorist attack than 911?
You must be a lot of fun at a party, G.
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What do you think were Hitler's last words on Earth?
You mean he went to another planet?
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Tell the truth, do you really hate your alarm clock?
No, to tell you the truth, I'm quite taken with it.
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What was the Last Thing you said today? Not typed. The last thing you Said?
Farfegnugen.
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What is your favourite potato variety?
Hot.
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Has anyone got a match?
I do! Over here! What do I get?
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BIG, BAD _______!! What word (s) can you use in the blank?
Bob
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Can I bug you?
No I don't want to have to get debugged again.
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What is the first green thing you see on your screen?
klijah's avatar.
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What flavor of Gravy would NOT be good? In your opinion.
Bitter Melon.
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My mother would always tell me__________? fill in the blank
supper's ready! (Italian family--big on food)
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Before I was a mom I never _______.What word (s) can you use to fill in the blank? (mine: never tripped over toys or got puked on, on a daily basis)
suckled.
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When is it time to stop?
Depends on the act in question, Sometimes I could go on forever, if ya' know what I mean!
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What's next on the agenda?
Who's the Green Dude? +6
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Who finally got left holding the bag?
Well, that's not good. Put that foot down!
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A tarantula is crawling up your leg,,,you_________?
think we think we should Call pest control?
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I was in my G/F wedding and got wasted and left before the reception started(so sorry, she was pissed) she just got re-married to another man and didn't ask me to be in it, should I be offended?
Slightly, but I Would try to talk it out. Don't stuff those emotion!
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Have you ever made out with more than 1 person at the same time...?
Yes, but my memory's a little fuzzy.
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I really long for ______. What word can you use in the blank?
desire.
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OHHHHHHHHHH My aching _______. What word (s) can you use in the blank to complete the thought?
sacroiliac
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I have to say, I really like your ___________ (what?)
car--can I have it? (I was originally gonna say 'girlfriend' but I didn't want to offend anyone.)
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Are you a law abiding citizen?
Yeah...umm...sure...uh...why? You hear anything?
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Why is it that some people just don't know when to __________?
know when to. +6
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Why do we judge?
Because we're human. +6
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Vegetarians who eat fish...
...are pretty fishy vegetarians.
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What body type are you or do you think you are?
Human.
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Quiet, in between, or loud?
All three, just not at the same time. +6
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Do you think big oil companies have twarted the efforts of alternative fuels over the years?
Does the pope_____in the woods?
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What are some of your favorite poses that yield the most beautiful erotic photographs?
I can't decide between prone or supine. +
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I really wish you would just________ (what?)
...drop the pretense and come on over.
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What was the last food that you finished the entire bag of?
Potatoes...don't remember much about that night.
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What is in your dreams?
My many and wonderful ab friends. (And that's all I'm sayin'!)
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How much love does your recipe call for?
All you can give.
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What have you got to give?
What would you like?
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I say Smooch!! You say __________?
Sure!
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What is your favorite thing to do naked? (Sex is already known - no need to respond that one).
Direct traffic.
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If I were to buy you, would I get value for my money?
So much you'd feel guilty!
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Do you prefer to walk briskly, stroll leisurely or dawdle?
I'm grateful to just ambulate period. OP
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It is because of ___________ that women dislike each other. Can you fill in the blank with a word to make the statement TRUE?
Same Gender Hatism (OK, I made that up.) +
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Crazy, I'm crazy for feeling so________________?
not uncrazy?
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Me and my _______ go together like chips and dip!! (can you fill in the blank?)
shadow (strolling down the avenue!)
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Just what is it that you do all day anyway?
I've been askin' myself for years!
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Who looks up to you the most?
My dear son.
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What is in your coffee cup right now?
I haven't had my first cup, so the coffee goo from yesterday. (I will wash it...really.) OP
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When I say NIBBLE, what do you think of?
Ya' really wanna know?
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Are you easily offended?
How dare you!
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I have a _____ that no one else does ! (can you fill in the blank?)
trick. Wanna see it?
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What gives you the most bang for your buck?
Depends on the neighborhood. +6
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Missing something?
My Mommy.
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What country are you currently living in?
Sometimes I wonder. +6
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How Would You Make A Bomb...?
I'd cast Pauly Shore in the lead. +6
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What do you think of Know It Alls?
I know it all, but I'll have to tell you later.
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If you were to choose your powers to be a superhero what powers would it be? why?
megafantastical
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"I really love to _______ when ______"
...stay home from work...I'm not sick.
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What's better the second time you do it?
Chowin' down the day after Thanksgiving.
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Is Star Trek's warp drive possible?
Sure, maybe, why not, who could have imagined the technology today 500 years ago? +
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Is Star Trek's warp drive possible?
Oops, double-answered.
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What are some words that start with St___?
Strychnine. Sorry, I'm having a rough day. OP
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If you dont love your partner anymore why is it so difficult to let go?
Fear of the unknown.
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Reach for the _____.
unreachable.
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Complete this: I am on my way to _________?
hell in a handbasket.
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What did you do on your first date ever?
Is this bad? I can't even remember my first official date. I hung with a very laid-back group. I guess it depends on your definition of date.
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If you had to serve an AB apprenticeship who would you serve it under?
You mean I don't get to be CEO? +
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What things do you need to have a perfect life?
A perfect philosophy and the will and courage to live it.
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Are mustaches coming back into style?
Wait a minute! I have a mustache (and a beard).
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Do surgeons over time lose focus and become desensitized during operations?
I sure hope not.
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What is a more expensive recreational activity - skiing or golf?
Depends on your style, dude!
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Are raviolies worth all the trouble in cooking them?
Worth what?
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Which do you perfer, Pizza or hamburgers?
I really don't know at this point. They've been fighting it out for years.
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What's the scoop on Eggs? I like them as a snack. Are they really bad for you?
Depends on how you use them.
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I think your a ____ from God. What would you put in the blank?
world away
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Can you tell me a word that starts with Ge____?
Geocaching.
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What is the initial of your middle name? We'll see who can guess it!:):)
D (no it's not Dabney) +
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Got any questions for me? ask away. Good chance i will answer it. PS- It's hard to offend me so don't hold back.
What's the ugliest part of your body? +
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Where is my "Joe's Garage" cd?
In Joe's garage? ...just a thought. +
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What if i wrote you a love note?
I'm not homophobic, but I think I'll pass. +
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Do we live in a caffeine dependent society?
Wait a minute, I gotta get a cup o' joe, be right back.
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When was the last time you used duct tape?
The last time I kidnapped a family and had to shut them up...oops, sorry, been watching too much TV. Never mind. +
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What were you doing around this time 10 years ago?
About the same thing I'm doing now, just more slowly. +
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It doesn't take a genius to figure out ________________ .
what a genius can't figure out.
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First thing that comes to mind when I say "Hot"?
All the beautiful women in the world! (OK, my first thought was really 'tamale').
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What is your favorite month? Why?
October--my son's, sister's, and many friends' birthdays (for some reason). And I definitely love the Autumn New England weather. +
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What's your favorite time of day?
The midnight hour...I feel most alive! +
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What is your favorite day of the week and why?
Friday, Friday, Friday...what else? +
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Famous or not, Who is someone with the name of Steve? (Stevie or Stephen)
Sir Stephen Harold Spender +
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Do you think television has a harmful effect on children?
Only if they watch it.
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If you were ten years old again, what's the first thing you'd do?
Probably a wise decision, Victoria. +6
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What's a good nickname for Jenna? (excluding the obvious: Jenn, Jenny, and Jennifer.)
Niffie.
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Can I get back to you on that?
OK, but this is getting to be a pattern. +6
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Have you ever taken a lover?
Yes, to many places. +
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Why don't we hear much about Joe Biden? Is he hiding somewhere?
No, they're just trying to stop him from opening his mouth. (poor Joe) +
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What is the funniest name you have ever heard for a penis?
Mister Biggles.
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If GOD suddenly appears in front of you and say "Dear ask any thing for which you deserve, I will grant you immeadiatly", then what all would you ask?
To change places with him...just for awhile. +
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...if I die before I wake, I _______________________?
I'll think there was a big mistake. +
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How do you know when you're 'old'?
When sleep is more important than sex. +
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What are the "magic words" in a relationship?
Love, money, understanding, and 'I forgive you'. +
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First things that comes to mind: Sunny with a chance of _____
nuclear winter. +
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Where did you go on your first airplane trip?
Lalaland, CA +
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Goobers or Raisenets?
Goobers...but I prefer MilkDuds. +6
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Do you have a garage?
I got divorced last year and had one for many years...but not now...sigh. +6
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If you were buying a new car today and could have your choice of any color, what color would it be?
Black, always black...hard to clean though. +
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What parts of the body do people pierce?
I used to have a huge safety pin through my head, but I got rid of it...hurt like a b...+
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Are you a good speaker or a good listener?
I'm a therapist. I have to be both. +
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What's your favorite thing about being an adult?
The movie rentals. +
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What is a flatmate?
A roommate after being steamrolled. +
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What did you do!?
How did you...I thought I...sorry, I'll never do it again. +
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Why do some people get their anus bleached?
So that they can say--"Kiss my big white ass!" +
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If I ask you kindly, would you send topless pictures to me?
I don't think you'd want one from me...I'm assuming. +
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Who is your sweet cherry pie?
Awwwww...I'm embarrassed to say. +
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______ and I were _______. We planned on ______ and then changed our minds.
When you and I were making out, we planned on going all the way and then changed our minds. (I really didn't, I was just being a gentleman.) +
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Do you remember the TV show the " Fall Guy"?
Sure do...brings back memories. +
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Have you ever felt cursed?
Yes, but I've managed to escape it every time...so far. +
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Can you curse your phone if you turn it on and call someone then scratch a piece of metal back and forth across the keys?
I never heard of it but it's worth a try (I wouldn't recommend your own phone). +
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Have you ever tried to make your rock candy?
I just can't seem to turn my rock into candy (giggle) +6
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Have you ever felt cursed?
Only from the day I wuz borned. (just kidding) +
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Are you a silly drunk or a mean drunk?
I don't drink much, but when I do, watch out! (never mean though) +
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Do you floss every day like the dentist tells you to?
Yeah...really...I do. +
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What gets your motor running?
Gas (oline, that is). +
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What is your favorite kind of convertable?
A sofa? +
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Will love beat your brains out?
What do you mean "will"? +
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Are you more likey to avoid conflict or engage it head-on? Why?
I do my best to...but there's only so far...+
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Is your world falling apart?
No, but give me a minute. +
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Would you be embarrassed to be seen without your makeup?
I'd be embarrassed to be seen with makeup. +6
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If I were to die today I would regret that I didn't ______________________. Can you fill in the blank please?
live longer. +
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Why do women like wearing men's underwear? You don't see us asking to borrow a thong?
You'd be surprised. Transvestites, anyone? +
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Is there anyway possible to dump a toxic friend without being the bad guy?
Do it tactfully and explain your rationale. Or you could just plain avoid 'em. Either way, I wouldn't worry if you're the bad guy only to that person. They might even learn something and become less toxic to others...maybe.
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Her whiskers tickle my nose when we kiss. Do you have this problem too?
Depends on the kind of kiss. +
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When was the last time someone told you not to “Bogart” something?
Not too long, my friend. +
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Has a bear ever taken down your birdfeeder?
Only when I've asked nicely. +
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How do you get yourself out of a crappy mood?
Go on ab. +
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Ring ______ OR ______ Ring. What word (s) can you use to fill in the blanks?
Ring the bell or the bell won't ring. +
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What is up with nosey people?
Busybodies with no life. +
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What breaks your heart when you see/hear about it?
That I'll never meet all my friends on ab. +
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Do you like to dance in the rain?
Yes...and more. +
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What do you do when at least one person in your own family hates you?
Depends on what your feelings are. +
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How can I be less submissive?
Speak your mind and don't back down! +
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When was the last time you felt like this........
Too long. +
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What is an example of flirting?
Why don't you come on over and I'll show you? +
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What has given you the most disappointment?
My ex-wife, but let's not go there! +
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Will you stick your hand down there?
Can I name my price? +
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Do you often blame yourself? even when its not your fault
Unfortunately, yes. But I can usually work through it. +
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Is it a sin to masturbate?
It is if you do it right! +6
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Are you older than 16 years of age?
Is that human years? +5
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What is illegal in Sillyville?
Murder...OK, I'm the morbid type. +5
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I would really like a __________?
trillion dollars, though I'd settle for a billion.
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Who read Waiting for Godot? What was it about?
It is an existential play about the absurdity of life. I saw it and it was hilarious. +6
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When do ya' fold 'em?
.....brain glitch.
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Famous or Not, Who would you love to (((HUG))) OR (((KISS))) right now?
Now, come 'ere. +6
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What is the correct way to give a Blo Job?
I'm a great teacher and would graciously offer my servics. +6
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Have you ever walked in on something you wish you didnt see? What was it:P?
A co-worker having an interesting time with another co-worker. (I'll leave the details to your imagination.) +6
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Do you say rooster or cock?
It definitely depends on the context.
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What is the best remedy for life?
I asked you first! +0
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What is the best remedy for life?
A healthy philosophy. +6
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Say it aint _________?
the Thwacker, not the Thwacker..no...not the...aaaarrrrrggggghhhhh!!!!
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Hold a grudge or forgive? Doesn't matter what happened!
Sometime it's hard to tell, but I lean toward forgiveness.
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Are you lying down, sitting up or standing right now?
I'm squatting. +5
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Have you ever eaten Rabbit? did you like it?
Yes, I have some right hare. (sorry)
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Are you merciful or merciless?
Justly merciful...I hope.
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Have you ever baked a cake with a file in it?
No, I usually keep my files in my briefcase. +6
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What do you have in that bag?
I'm not quite sure, but it seems to be ticking. +5
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Do you shower before or after sex?
Depends on how many of us are showering.
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What is something that it NOT very fun to do naked?
Oops, meant as a comment.
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What is something that it NOT very fun to do naked?
You're my kind of woman!
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"Why didn't you go to work today?" "I had the day off." "I thought you worked every weekend." What would your response be?
Are you my supervisor?
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Would you go a nude cruise for any amount of money you'd choose? If so. how much?
Oops, comment should've gone here. But I guess I'll answer since I'm here: I can definitely be bought on this one, but I'd make sure I would be very, very expensive.
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_____ head.
I wouldn't mind some____.
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What's the best place home to hide a million dollars cash if you had to?
Thanks, +5
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What is most beautiful for you?
I've only seen them in green. +5
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What words start with Da____?
Damn, I can't think of one!
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If you were required to discard a portion of your body, what would it be?
An eyelash.
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Best way to hit on a guy
With a stick.
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Best way to hit on a guy
Or with a metal pipe...it depends on your intent.
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Money can buy anything but _______.
more money.
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You wake up...you have a third arm...you________________?
scratch your balls, butt, and head at the same time
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What fruit would you not use to make a fruit smoothie?
Bitter Melon (not too common)
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Do you think suffering is always a bad thing?
Oops, meant to comment...
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What is organization? Why do we need organization?
Because otherwise you'd have chaos. We must balance both of these elements in our lives to achieve harmony.
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Is there a style of underwear you would never wear?
Depends...at least not yet.
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Are my comments to people's questions exceptable, or should i change the way i reply.new to A.B. one month now,,honest answers please
Jugs, don't change a single thing.
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I have a friend who is falling back into drugs and alcohol. What can I do?
It's a very delicate situation and depends on how much you want to get involved. A relapse can actually be an opportunity and it is more likely that serious drug abusers will have some or many. A lot of it depends on what is the level of his/her motivation. Does your friend accept that it's a problem? That's the first step. Then your friend can attempt to proceed through the five...
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If I knit a blanket, what color should it be and will you share it with me ;o)
Red, white, and green (I'm Italian). And I'd be honored (among other things).
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Have you smooched your pooch today?
I got no pooch to smooch...sigh.
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What was the longest relationship you ever had ? Me 13 yrs .
Eight long years of marriage, but now I'm a free agent! +5
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How far up that ladder do you want to climb?
I'd prefer an escalator to the heavens. +5
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What's better, Home Depot or Lowe's?
I'm tempted to say "Lowe's blows" for aesthetic purposes, but I actually prefer it to HD. +5
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Why can't you?
It just isn't in me.
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Grab the nearest book to you who wrote the book?
Terry Gilliam and Michael Palin
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Whats the best position you've ever had?
Was that poison or position? If I had to name my poison, it'd be would be her on top facing me...or maybe me from behind...or me on top...or...oh the hell with it, I'll take it any way I can get it! +5
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Do we all have more than one personality?
I know some people that barely have ONE.
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What can you not do while sitting down?
Bungee jump. (I don't think.)
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Who is your favorite actor and what movie does he play the best in?
Robert DeNiro...Godfather II
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Who is your most favorite Actress and what movie does she play in best?
Uma Thurman...Kill Bill.
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Finish the lyric, She's so fine my _______?
...dick's outlined.
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I saw what you did and know who you are. Now will you tell everyone else what I saw you do?
I'm so embarrassed--I just couldn't make it to the bathroom!
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Is it more erotic to take off your own cloths or let your partner strip you
I can't make up my mind, Juggs. Maybe we could experiment. +5
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Is gay marriage morally correct?
Although I don't believe in absolute morals, I see nothing wrong with it
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What would happen if I press this button? (update: i just pressed it..)
Armageddon (outta here!)
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What do boobs feel like?
It depends on their mood.