http://www.answerbag.com/profile/86855 New Answerbag questions from Lemonyellow Di Vintage Wed, 30 May 2012 06:37:27 -0700 Wed, 30 May 2012 06:37:27 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2564568 Have you ever attempted to put on your belt when you weren't wearing any pants? Sat, 27 Aug 2011 03:55:30 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2564568 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2530520 If my fortune cookie is stale does that mean the lotto numbers have expired? Tue, 05 Jul 2011 13:01:07 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2530520 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2526652 Do they let you have a beer with your last meal? Wed, 29 Jun 2011 15:06:20 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2526652 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2495932 What's the sexiest salad ingredient? Wed, 11 May 2011 16:50:33 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2495932 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2495928 What's the sexiest condiment? Wed, 11 May 2011 16:47:24 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2495928 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2495926 If God played for the Red Wings would the NHL be demolished? Wed, 11 May 2011 16:45:30 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2495926 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2495923 What't the best deal you can get on a half a pound of ground chuck? Wed, 11 May 2011 16:42:13 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2495923 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2495921 When's the last time you were persecuted? Wed, 11 May 2011 16:41:04 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2495921 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2473022 What is the sexiest food? Sun, 10 Apr 2011 06:49:25 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2473022 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2471697 How does the president get to sleep with all those lights shining on the white house every night? Fri, 08 Apr 2011 05:03:23 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2471697 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2467313 Who taught you how to pray? Fri, 01 Apr 2011 14:56:42 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2467313 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2465623 Do newborn Chinese babies have a "Made in China" sticker? If so, where? Wed, 30 Mar 2011 02:43:21 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2465623 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2461380 I've never laughed before. Should I see a doctor? Thu, 24 Mar 2011 13:01:19 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2461380 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2461271 How do I better get along with a dog who has differing political opinions? Thu, 24 Mar 2011 10:46:36 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2461271 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2429449 Are there any websites where you can trade of barter items with other users? Thu, 17 Feb 2011 07:09:17 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2429449 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2429400 What is Titanium Dioxide and why is it in my supplements and dog's treats? Thu, 17 Feb 2011 05:17:42 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2429400 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2422597 Does anyone actually do a family Christmas card? Mon, 07 Feb 2011 20:35:58 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2422597 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2422514 How can I be more considerate and sociable in my Answerbag life? Mon, 07 Feb 2011 18:20:22 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2422514 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2422513 How can I be more considerate and sociable in my sex life? Mon, 07 Feb 2011 18:18:15 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2422513 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2422512 How can I be more considerate and sociable in my daily life? Mon, 07 Feb 2011 18:14:11 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2422512 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2409196 Ever feel like a channel on someone's television? Sat, 22 Jan 2011 13:45:13 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2409196 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2369204 When are Atheists going to move to excise the lower case letter "t" from the alphabet? I want religion out of my language. Fri, 10 Dec 2010 10:24:46 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2369204 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2367302 Is anyone going to see the new film, Nightmare on 34th Street: Freddy Vs. Santa? Tue, 07 Dec 2010 12:25:03 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2367302 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2315031 How do I deal with being such a skank and a slut? Thu, 23 Sep 2010 14:56:31 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2315031 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2313584 Hey, have you ever seen that episode of All in the Family where Archie Bunker says something racist? Tue, 21 Sep 2010 09:48:17 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2313584 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2263016 Any one else a big fan of the self-righteous apology? Thu, 29 Jul 2010 07:14:31 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2263016 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2247021 If a pitcher dies in mid-pitch is that considered a ground rule double? Wed, 21 Jul 2010 03:46:31 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2247021 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1918632 Are you going to spend Valentine's day alone and miserable to protest this farce of a holiday? Fri, 12 Feb 2010 21:09:23 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1918632 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1854333 Did you mean your last words? Tue, 08 Dec 2009 10:37:24 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1854333 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1846987 Can you mow your lawn in a hurricane? Fri, 04 Dec 2009 05:51:25 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1846987 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1818323 What are they doing in Heaven today? Tue, 17 Nov 2009 16:54:35 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1818323 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1813725 Why does ice crackle in my water? I guess what I'm trying to ask, is my water possessed by evil spirits? Sun, 15 Nov 2009 07:29:16 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1813725 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1784939 What do your feelings mean? Sun, 01 Nov 2009 23:09:34 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1784939 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1769555 Who invented history? Sat, 24 Oct 2009 10:53:18 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1769555 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1765173 How can I play into your hand? Thu, 22 Oct 2009 01:40:42 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1765173 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1759970 If I asked you to lie would you tell me the truth? Mon, 19 Oct 2009 12:06:49 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1759970 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1741903 And if the sun refused to shined, would you still be loving me? Fri, 09 Oct 2009 16:46:40 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1741903 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1738732 Are you taking the piss? Thu, 08 Oct 2009 02:44:26 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1738732 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1727224 Was Christianity invented so the superstitious could eat sausage without going to Hell? Thu, 01 Oct 2009 14:16:57 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1727224 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1688741 Can you find me a girl who'll sing me Beatles songs whenever I'm feeling down? Wed, 09 Sep 2009 23:51:28 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1688741 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1685982 Is anyone else having trouble opening their friend's Q&A? Tue, 08 Sep 2009 14:37:53 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1685982 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1682639 What kind of music did they play in grocery stores before they had oldies stations? Sun, 06 Sep 2009 17:28:05 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1682639 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1682538 Can I be a stripper, Christian and watch repair person at the same time? Sun, 06 Sep 2009 15:53:13 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1682538 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1661358 Tommy Boy or Brokeback Mountain? Wed, 26 Aug 2009 01:27:36 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1661358 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1657433 Have you ever wanted to sit in a girl's lap and nibble on her cheek? Mon, 24 Aug 2009 00:54:23 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1657433 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1652282 Are we responsible for our own emotions? Fri, 21 Aug 2009 06:39:27 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1652282 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1651772 Why do we sometimes look back upon our past foolishness with disgust? Thu, 20 Aug 2009 22:27:06 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1651772 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1647074 Was Babe Ruth really a sultan? Tue, 18 Aug 2009 16:13:42 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1647074 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1645636 Have you ever tried to stuff a rattlesnake into your mouth? Tue, 18 Aug 2009 00:00:11 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1645636 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1633187 What's your favorite thing about taxes? Tue, 11 Aug 2009 16:31:02 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1633187 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1625881 Where do you hide your naughty little secrets? Fri, 07 Aug 2009 19:41:11 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1625881 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1619739 Do you ever find yourself thinking of past loves? Tue, 04 Aug 2009 23:28:59 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1619739 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1618753 What do you listen to when your playing video games and the bleeps and the bloops just aren't doing it for you during your zombie massacre? Tue, 04 Aug 2009 14:21:33 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1618753 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1612657 How can I lose love I have not found? Sat, 01 Aug 2009 16:21:06 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1612657 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1608675 Why don't women refer to men as "bitches" more often? Thu, 30 Jul 2009 14:51:58 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1608675 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1605199 What's the word? Wed, 29 Jul 2009 06:29:12 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1605199 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1596694 Do you think a flag known as 'useless' would be helpful? Fri, 24 Jul 2009 19:56:22 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1596694 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1596669 Does God dislove you? Fri, 24 Jul 2009 19:41:12 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1596669 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1592490 Have you ever had a dump so big that you created a Tsunami in your toilet? Wed, 22 Jul 2009 23:10:34 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1592490 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1587043 Is there anyone here by the name of I.C. Weiner? Mon, 20 Jul 2009 15:02:50 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1587043 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1587030 Where do you buy your feelings? The department store or do you get them wholesale? Mon, 20 Jul 2009 14:57:41 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1587030 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1569853 Is your parrot passive-aggressive? Sun, 12 Jul 2009 06:52:23 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1569853 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1565499 Does the President pay for utilities? Thu, 09 Jul 2009 20:36:47 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1565499 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1540887 Is there anyone you don't give any points to? Sat, 27 Jun 2009 18:41:17 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1540887 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1540857 Must I forever be a beggar? Sat, 27 Jun 2009 18:23:25 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1540857 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1540052 Why aren't kosher pickles circumcised? Sat, 27 Jun 2009 09:49:40 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1540052 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1531161 If it's dark in your butt how do turds find their way out? Mon, 22 Jun 2009 17:31:41 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1531161 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1531098 How do you ask a question on AB? Mon, 22 Jun 2009 16:44:36 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1531098 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1528236 Do you suppose a perverted priest had ever tried to stick a crucifix up a kid's ass? Sun, 21 Jun 2009 06:45:50 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1528236 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1524640 Answer this question, damn it? Fri, 19 Jun 2009 06:08:00 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1524640 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1515769 If I could stick a pen in my heart and spill it all over the stage, would it satisfy you? Sun, 14 Jun 2009 19:06:43 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1515769 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1489629 I recently bought my child some coloring books and now he's acting very weird. Do you think the coloring books might have had a demon and possessed him? Sun, 31 May 2009 20:17:59 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1489629 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1477365 When are you properly suppose to face your mortality? Sun, 24 May 2009 23:42:46 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1477365 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1477305 If you don't have heatlh insurance, what makes you think you deserve treatment? Sun, 24 May 2009 22:30:59 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1477305 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1459386 Is your self-esteem in direct correlation with your penis size? Thu, 14 May 2009 08:16:39 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1459386 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1454375 What's your favorite lesbian love song? Mon, 11 May 2009 14:45:27 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1454375 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1453626 Killdrphil will have been here two years on the 17th yet Dr. Phil is still on the television. How would you rate his campaign against him so far? Mon, 11 May 2009 06:19:52 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1453626 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1435225 Do you like head cheese? Thu, 30 Apr 2009 20:54:41 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1435225 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1430454 Won't you lend your lungs to me? Tue, 28 Apr 2009 13:47:21 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1430454 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1424854 If you meet a nice gentleman at the park shouldn't you be able to breastfeed him in public? Sat, 25 Apr 2009 14:53:23 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1424854 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1403814 Can't you just pretend to be nice? Tue, 14 Apr 2009 15:41:57 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1403814 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1378901 Would you be my friend if I asked you really nicely and lit your cigarette? Wed, 01 Apr 2009 06:24:15 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1378901 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1378881 I have some blueberry syrup that is "best when purchased by" March of 07. Do you think it'll kill me? Wed, 01 Apr 2009 06:06:40 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1378881 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1376578 Would you sex up Yoda? Mon, 30 Mar 2009 23:48:51 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1376578 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1376454 Were Regina Spektor and 99 Luft Balloons the height of Russian music for you until you heard this guy? Mon, 30 Mar 2009 22:00:54 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1376454 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1376367 Will you chop my hand off? Mon, 30 Mar 2009 20:37:00 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1376367 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1374533 Would anyone like to join me in a prayer of healing for our friend, Answerbag? Sun, 29 Mar 2009 21:34:25 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1374533 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1365509 If I fondled you would you punch me in the face? Mon, 23 Mar 2009 15:19:26 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1365509 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1350995 Damn life, what's it worth? Sun, 15 Mar 2009 14:04:25 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1350995 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1317662 Has God ever talked to you through the laundry? Sun, 01 Mar 2009 20:18:38 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1317662 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1313568 What's Jesus's favorite movie? Sat, 28 Feb 2009 07:02:51 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1313568 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1310090 What's an ignoramuses? Thu, 26 Feb 2009 18:03:56 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1310090 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1293446 Are you feeling helpful? Fri, 20 Feb 2009 02:48:51 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1293446 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1289551 Has your heart ever urinated all over you? Wed, 18 Feb 2009 11:48:51 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1289551 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1263840 Have you ever been mistaken for Satan? Sat, 07 Feb 2009 11:24:23 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1263840 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1263267 If you could set any woman on fire who would it be? Sat, 07 Feb 2009 06:03:43 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1263267 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1262337 When does your life cease to have value? Fri, 06 Feb 2009 17:38:57 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1262337 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1262332 Have you ever dislocated your heart? Fri, 06 Feb 2009 17:33:19 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1262332 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1262286 Why can't I free your doubtful mind and melt your cold, cold heart? Fri, 06 Feb 2009 17:13:51 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1262286 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1261451 Have you ever seen a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand? Fri, 06 Feb 2009 09:37:50 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1261451