Answerbag: Lemonyellow Di Vintage's answers

Answer to Can you offer an explanation why policemen whistle when they twirl their batons when they cross the street?

Thu, 29 Dec 2011 17:21:25 -0800

Can you offer an explanation why policemen whistle when they twirl their batons when they cross the street?

What else are they going to do, play a kazoo?

Answer to Can you give me a word that starts with "R"?

Thu, 29 Dec 2011 17:20:06 -0800

Can you give me a word that starts with "R"?

Roostercogburn

Answer to Do you really want a grumpy old man (Ron Paul) in The White House?

Thu, 29 Dec 2011 17:19:01 -0800

Do you really want a grumpy old man (Ron Paul) in The White House?

Not really. But it would be interesting nonetheless. And that's all I'm really here for anyway.

Answer to Where does Lady Gaga get her hideous outfits from? How often does she wear things that aren't hideous?

Tue, 06 Sep 2011 13:10:34 -0700

Where does Lady Gaga get her hideous outfits from? How often does she wear things that aren't hideous?

Jean Paul Gaultier, I'm sure.

Answer to Are relationships like bulls? You ride them for as long as you can but eventually you're gonna fall off (they will end)?

Mon, 05 Sep 2011 10:51:30 -0700

Are relationships like bulls? You ride them for as long as you can but eventually you're gonna fall off (they will end)?

Good analogy, but I don't know if you fall so much as buckle, flip forward and get a horn to the crotch. But I suppose that depends on the relationship.

Answer to How much coffee/tea/ coke ..in other words Caffeine,does it take for you to feel fully away?

Mon, 05 Sep 2011 10:50:12 -0700

How much coffee/tea/ coke ..in other words Caffeine,does it take for you to feel fully away?

Give me three or four cups of black coffee in the morning and I'll have that book ready for you.

Answer to Did You love Motown? which artists where your favorite? Top three choices from that period in time are...?

Thu, 01 Sep 2011 08:09:40 -0700

Did You love Motown? which artists where your favorite? Top three choices from that period in time are...?

Sure. Obvious picks for me: I Want You Back by Jackson 5 Let's Get It On by Marvin Gaye Money (That's What I Want) by Barrett Strong

Answer to Where did the "Cocteau Twins" originally come from?Did you like them?

Thu, 01 Sep 2011 08:01:55 -0700

Where did the "Cocteau Twins" originally come from?Did you like them?

I'm unaware of their origins. I really like them too. I know they broke up, but that's about it.

Answer to Name the most annoying song that you know?

Tue, 30 Aug 2011 17:19:17 -0700

Name the most annoying song that you know?

Mozart's Moonlight Sonata

Answer to What makes you angry?

Tue, 30 Aug 2011 17:16:06 -0700

What makes you angry?

Kevin Bacon

Answer to What fully instrumental rock song are you in love with?

Tue, 30 Aug 2011 03:36:52 -0700

What fully instrumental rock song are you in love with?

Rumble by Link Wray And you posted a pretty snazzy take on Bad Sign

Answer to Iowa: 35% believe in Evolution and 21% believe in global warming? Is this willful ignorance?

Tue, 30 Aug 2011 03:34:54 -0700

Iowa: 35% believe in Evolution and 21% believe in global warming? Is this willful ignorance?

Truth is, that facts have rarely mattered to anyone.

Answer to My S/O is really good at__________________

Tue, 30 Aug 2011 03:32:37 -0700

My S/O is really good at__________________

Being significant

Answer to Are you a slave to your memories?

Tue, 30 Aug 2011 03:28:13 -0700

Are you a slave to your memories?

Not so much a slave, as guided.

Answer to At one point in America Will Rogers was probably the most beloved celebrity. Whom do you think takes that title now? Anyone?

Tue, 30 Aug 2011 03:26:22 -0700

At one point in America Will Rogers was probably the most beloved celebrity. Whom do you think takes that title now? Anyone?

I don't know about most beloved. But Tom Hanks doesn't seem to ruffle any feathers.

Answer to What is the biggest turn on for a man?

Tue, 30 Aug 2011 03:25:44 -0700

What is the biggest turn on for a man?

Are you implying I have a switch?

Answer to Is it safer to be an atheist or a theist?

Mon, 29 Aug 2011 11:23:33 -0700

Is it safer to be an atheist or a theist?

Safer to ignore such labels and eat whatever you like for breakfast. Even bacon.

Answer to Is the purpose in life to adapt and become stronger and stronger?

Fri, 26 Aug 2011 05:37:53 -0700

Is the purpose in life to adapt and become stronger and stronger?

I've also gotten philosophical at the gym. I forgot to have anyone spot me. Smarts.

Answer to What do you find to be ironic?

Thu, 25 Aug 2011 03:11:56 -0700

What do you find to be ironic?

That Alanis Morisette's song isn't.

Answer to Do men actually get out a tape measure or ruler to find out exactly how long their penis is?

Thu, 25 Aug 2011 03:10:37 -0700

Do men actually get out a tape measure or ruler to find out exactly how long their penis is?

Of course. If we didn't what else would we talk about?

Answer to What is something that was affected by the Fall?

Thu, 25 Aug 2011 03:07:17 -0700

What is something that was affected by the Fall?

Mark E. Smith.

Answer to Since mankind was created in the image of God -does that indicate that God is not perfect?

Thu, 25 Aug 2011 03:05:21 -0700

Since mankind was created in the image of God -does that indicate that God is not perfect?

Well, you know s/he was going on a picture. I'm mean, sure perfect. But maybe not such a great sculptor.

Answer to When giving a gift in a gift bag,do you leave the attached card unsigned so the person recieveing it can recycle it?

Thu, 25 Aug 2011 03:01:57 -0700

When giving a gift in a gift bag,do you leave the attached card unsigned so the person recieveing it can recycle it?

No way. If I'm going to get someone a tacky card, I'm damn well going to write something worthy in it.

Answer to Do you ever just feel distant from everybody?

Sat, 20 Aug 2011 23:21:41 -0700

Do you ever just feel distant from everybody?

Such is life.

Answer to Which celebrity comes to mind that defines "graceful"?

Thu, 18 Aug 2011 01:05:33 -0700

Which celebrity comes to mind that defines "graceful"?

None. They've all tripped.

Answer to How many people do you think feel just like you right now?

Wed, 17 Aug 2011 13:03:04 -0700

How many people do you think feel just like you right now?

0-6

Answer to Do you think if Texas governor Rick Perry were to run for US President, he would have a chance against Obama?

Tue, 16 Aug 2011 12:51:49 -0700

Do you think if Texas governor Rick Perry were to run for US President, he would have a chance against Obama?

How could he lose with all those prayers he has people beaming up to heaven?

Answer to Do men prefer women to shave their pubic hair?

Tue, 16 Aug 2011 12:49:49 -0700

Do men prefer women to shave their pubic hair?

No way. But it's considered unseemly bring up vagina appearance on the first date.

Answer to Who sings the song with the lyrics....I'm a joker, I'm a smoker, I'm a midnight toker......

Tue, 16 Aug 2011 12:47:10 -0700

Who sings the song with the lyrics....I'm a joker, I'm a smoker, I'm a midnight toker......

Amy Grant

Answer to Which comedian who has died, do you wish was still alive?

Sun, 14 Aug 2011 18:38:14 -0700

Which comedian who has died, do you wish was still alive?

George Carlin and Mitch Hedberg. Might as well toss in the Marx Brothers too.

Answer to What was your favorite childhood tv show?

Sun, 14 Aug 2011 18:35:36 -0700

What was your favorite childhood tv show?

Mr. Ed. I still speak to horses.

Answer to Why are Asians the wisest and most peace loving people in the world, yet even the smallest one can kill Shaq with their bare hands?

Sun, 14 Aug 2011 18:34:31 -0700

Why are Asians the wisest and most peace loving people in the world, yet even the smallest one can kill Shaq with their bare hands?

Yao Ming.

Answer to I feel like sh*t all the time so im considering getting drunk once in a while , would that help or just make things worst

Sun, 14 Aug 2011 18:32:00 -0700

I feel like sh*t all the time so im considering getting drunk once in a while , would that help or just make things worst

If you get a bad enough hangover you'll be pretty damn grateful for the way things were before.

Answer to Do you /dont you think that some AB members take the questions a little too personally?

Sun, 14 Aug 2011 18:29:53 -0700

Do you /dont you think that some AB members take the questions a little too personally?

And there are people on here who think everyone else are bored household pets. Takes all kinds.

Answer to Why do people in starving countries keep having babies if they know there isn't enough food to go around?

Sun, 14 Aug 2011 18:28:47 -0700

Why do people in starving countries keep having babies if they know there isn't enough food to go around?

You're forgetting about their cash value. And all this time I thought you were a cynic.

Answer to Did you ever eat a kitty that wasn't dead?

Sun, 14 Aug 2011 09:14:20 -0700

Did you ever eat a kitty that wasn't dead?

All kittens are dead.

Answer to Agree or disagree - God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him”?

Sun, 14 Aug 2011 09:10:29 -0700

Agree or disagree - God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him”?

Disagree. We're more alike then anyone wants to let on.

Answer to I wonder - how would you respond when it is proven that God does exist? That there is undisputed, factual evidence of his existence?

Sun, 14 Aug 2011 09:06:16 -0700

I wonder - how would you respond when it is proven that God does exist? That there is undisputed, factual evidence of his existence?

Indifference.

Answer to Who is ready for a Mormon president?

Sun, 14 Aug 2011 06:16:47 -0700

Who is ready for a Mormon president?

I think all religions should have at least one president in the white house. On that note, I'm campaigning for Tom Cruise 2012.

Answer to All the Republican presidential hopefuls seem creepy to me. Is there one that isn't?

Sun, 14 Aug 2011 06:10:09 -0700

All the Republican presidential hopefuls seem creepy to me. Is there one that isn't?

I think you're right. They're all caked in slime. God help us if Perry gets the nomination.

Answer to Who do you think is the best actor in western movies of all time?

Fri, 12 Aug 2011 11:20:03 -0700

Who do you think is the best actor in western movies of all time?

Henry Fonda

Answer to Whats the best way to kill yourself? Pain or not, doesnt matter.

Thu, 11 Aug 2011 00:05:02 -0700

Whats the best way to kill yourself? Pain or not, doesnt matter.

Life will kill ya, soon enough.

Answer to Look at this beauty. Can you guess who her parents are?

Wed, 10 Aug 2011 03:24:36 -0700

Look at this beauty. Can you guess who her parents are?

Seeing as she's a woman... Satan?

Answer to Obama's reelection team has announced their strategy for the 2012 is to destroy his opponent personally. Why won't he run on his record?

Tue, 09 Aug 2011 18:18:18 -0700

Obama's reelection team has announced their strategy for the 2012 is to destroy his opponent personally. Why won't he run on his record?

You're full of crap. A politician would never launch a malicious ad campaign! Especially a Democrat.

Answer to Do Atheists believe in the possibility of a Higher Power?

Tue, 09 Aug 2011 18:02:29 -0700

Do Atheists believe in the possibility of a Higher Power?

Yes! The President.

Answer to Who else here used to love VeggieTales?

Tue, 09 Aug 2011 02:08:01 -0700

Who else here used to love VeggieTales?

I'd say it's one of the best animated vegetable shows around.

Answer to Spilled coffee on the keyboard,so googled ,said to put in top rack of dishwasher,hot wash and dry cycle,really?should I??

Mon, 08 Aug 2011 09:01:25 -0700

Spilled coffee on the keyboard,so googled ,said to put in top rack of dishwasher,hot wash and dry cycle,really?should I??

Hell, it's just a keyboard. You can find one in any dumpster.

Answer to Christians say God will burn all the Catholics alive, Catholics say God will burn all the Christians alive, who's right?

Mon, 08 Aug 2011 09:00:39 -0700

Christians say God will burn all the Catholics alive, Catholics say God will burn all the Christians alive, who's right?

Neither of them. All they know is people want a team to play for and they offer one. It's never been about God, has it? It's about being right when you're always wrong.

Answer to How often do you see a movie and feel glad that you spent $12 per ticket?

Mon, 08 Aug 2011 08:26:49 -0700

How often do you see a movie and feel glad that you spent $12 per ticket?

Never. Last time I did that I saw The Dark Knight in Imax. Ending up sitting through another crapfest. Even the matinee showings are rarely worth it.

Answer to If you wait till you over 30 to have children, how long will your children get to have with their grandparents? Is that fair to them?

Mon, 08 Aug 2011 08:07:04 -0700

If you wait till you over 30 to have children, how long will your children get to have with their grandparents? Is that fair to them?

I don't think about them. I don't care much for the nonexistent. The idea may be floating in the air but it's just an idea. Life and death will come as they do. I could live to 115, I could die tomorrow. Hopefully my unborn grandchildren will be able to grasp that. If they're lucky they'll be...

Answer to What do you think of Mac Davis?

Sun, 07 Aug 2011 16:30:45 -0700

What do you think of Mac Davis?

I always thought In the Ghetto was a nice tune. So he's cool with me.

Answer to Which of the following applies to you In high school I was :

Sun, 07 Aug 2011 16:19:59 -0700

Which of the following applies to you In high school I was :

All of those except popular. I didn't have that kind of time.

Answer to What are the benefits of walking? Please try to be more creative than suggesting "exercise".

Sun, 07 Aug 2011 16:18:00 -0700

What are the benefits of walking? Please try to be more creative than suggesting "exercise".

It gives you a chance to think about things. In the same manner I find it kind of peaceful and settling too.

Answer to Can we all just get drunk together? what yer think?

Sun, 07 Aug 2011 16:08:52 -0700

Can we all just get drunk together? what yer think?

Now you're talking!

Answer to Is it cool in a punk sort of way to wear tighty whities?

Fri, 05 Aug 2011 23:55:13 -0700

Is it cool in a punk sort of way to wear tighty whities?

No! And your testicles won't appreciate it either.

Answer to Which sci-fi show did you like best?

Fri, 05 Aug 2011 02:02:23 -0700

Which sci-fi show did you like best?

Gotta get down with the Zone. Just can't beat it.

Answer to Do you prefer dark chocolate, milk chocolate, or white chocolate?

Fri, 05 Aug 2011 02:00:35 -0700

Do you prefer dark chocolate, milk chocolate, or white chocolate?

With chocolate, it's all good.

Answer to You walk into McDonald's and you order __________________ .

Thu, 04 Aug 2011 13:23:23 -0700

You walk into McDonald's and you order __________________ .

Fries. I can't resist.

Answer to What's your birthday?

Thu, 04 Aug 2011 13:22:54 -0700

What's your birthday?

Once a year, unfortunately.

Answer to Are you sensitive to your wrongs?

Thu, 04 Aug 2011 13:20:05 -0700

Are you sensitive to your wrongs?

Often, but sometimes much later than I 'd like to be.

Answer to When was the last time you had a Harry Potter movie marathon?

Thu, 04 Aug 2011 13:18:25 -0700

When was the last time you had a Harry Potter movie marathon?

I haven't even seen one of them. I feel like an anomaly.

Answer to Is it wrong that I would buy Hustler magazine if Casey Anthony posed in it?

Thu, 04 Aug 2011 12:52:10 -0700

Is it wrong that I would buy Hustler magazine if Casey Anthony posed in it?

Nah, I might do the same.

Answer to How were you taught the importance of forgiveness?

Wed, 03 Aug 2011 19:08:13 -0700

How were you taught the importance of forgiveness?

The moment I learned of resent.

Answer to The debt deal is estimated to cut an additional 1.8 million jobs. And it includes no revenue. Is that hope Republicans? Change?

Wed, 03 Aug 2011 19:07:42 -0700

The debt deal is estimated to cut an additional 1.8 million jobs. And it includes no revenue. Is that hope Republicans? Change?

You know how you were talking about being bugs to God. The politicians have a very similar view.

Answer to We are Gods to bugs but yet we don't like them and avoid them. And often squash them. That must be what God's attitude is towards us huh?

Wed, 03 Aug 2011 19:04:52 -0700

We are Gods to bugs but yet we don't like them and avoid them. And often squash them. That must be what God's attitude is towards us huh?

I think it's more like over infested pets. We were cool for a while. Real funny when we discovered liquor. Now there's too many of us and he doesn't keep up.

Answer to Is AnonymousGirl a sweet girl?

Tue, 02 Aug 2011 13:41:49 -0700

Is AnonymousGirl a sweet girl?

I'd say inquisitive above all else. Her hunger and quest for knowledge is like no other.

Answer to Do you know who Fidel Castro is? What do you think of him? Don't google.

Tue, 02 Aug 2011 12:06:23 -0700

Do you know who Fidel Castro is? What do you think of him? Don't google.

Why, yeah. Lives does the street a few doors down. Nice guy. Hates bankers.

Answer to What Mainstream Star Do You Think Would Be a Great Porn Star?

Mon, 01 Aug 2011 10:55:42 -0700

What Mainstream Star Do You Think Would Be a Great Porn Star?

Liza Minelli

Answer to If you were an Atheist how would your life be different?

Sun, 31 Jul 2011 11:26:36 -0700

If you were an Atheist how would your life be different?

Would it be?

Answer to True false - Religion is a mental illness?

Sun, 31 Jul 2011 10:46:58 -0700

True false - Religion is a mental illness?

No, but religious people are known to drive people nuts.

Answer to If the Truth hurts, will you tell a lie?

Sun, 31 Jul 2011 10:44:31 -0700

If the Truth hurts, will you tell a lie?

It's a central tenant of my religion.

Answer to What is the best way to get rid of lazyness?

Sun, 31 Jul 2011 09:36:20 -0700

What is the best way to get rid of lazyness?

Buy someone you know a bullwhip.

Answer to What's something every teenager should know how to do?

Sun, 31 Jul 2011 09:35:06 -0700

What's something every teenager should know how to do?

Seduce a woman. Even the females.

Answer to Atheists: Simple Question for you all!? What are your favorite reasons for trolling theists?

Sun, 31 Jul 2011 09:33:12 -0700

Atheists: Simple Question for you all!? What are your favorite reasons for trolling theists?

The attempts to convert me later

Answer to What's something that "Grinds your Gears"

Sun, 31 Jul 2011 09:32:32 -0700

What's something that "Grinds your Gears"

I had no idea you were of mechanical origins, but continue.

Answer to What is your favorite A word?

Sun, 31 Jul 2011 09:31:55 -0700

What is your favorite A word?

Abbott&Costello

Answer to What do you consider embarrassing on your social networking profiles?

Sun, 31 Jul 2011 09:28:48 -0700

What do you consider embarrassing on your social networking profiles?

Having one at all.

Answer to How do olives taste to you?

Sun, 31 Jul 2011 09:28:21 -0700

How do olives taste to you?

Like I snorted a gram of salt.

Answer to Why are people so close minded and ignorant about rap music?

Sun, 31 Jul 2011 09:22:52 -0700

Why are people so close minded and ignorant about rap music?

I don't think I'll ever understand the all consuming hate. But in the end it's only music and we have to remember, these are some of the same people who celebrate Elvis.

Answer to President Obama is going to make a statement on the status of the debt ceiling talks at 10:20AM ET. What do you predict he'll say?

Fri, 29 Jul 2011 11:20:37 -0700

President Obama is going to make a statement on the status of the debt ceiling talks at 10:20AM ET. What do you predict he'll say?

I have a feeling all we're going to see is our beloved president holding a large bloodied axe getting medieval on their ass, as it were.

Answer to Does everyone respect the gun?

Thu, 28 Jul 2011 07:21:27 -0700

Does everyone respect the gun?

Perhaps if it were pointed at me.

Answer to Is name calling helpful when debating politics?

Thu, 28 Jul 2011 07:20:49 -0700

Is name calling helpful when debating politics?

Yes, of course. Haven't you ever watched the House of Commons?

Answer to What's the best country love song you've heard?

Wed, 27 Jul 2011 13:22:26 -0700

What's the best country love song you've heard?

The Cold Hard Facts of Life

Answer to Will you have a real and educated argument with me on the subject of religion?

Wed, 27 Jul 2011 13:12:37 -0700

Will you have a real and educated argument with me on the subject of religion?

Dude, I loved your question, but I enjoy eating strawberries. You've changed.

Answer to I am running out of___________________

Wed, 27 Jul 2011 13:03:39 -0700

I am running out of___________________

legs

Answer to Hampton Ga. will begin to fine people for wearing saggy paints, $50 for the first offense then doubles, freedom of choice gone or no?

Wed, 27 Jul 2011 13:03:11 -0700

Hampton Ga. will begin to fine people for wearing saggy paints, $50 for the first offense then doubles, freedom of choice gone or no?

Stupid, but what do you expect from respectable old people.

Answer to Which celebrity would you most feel like kicking in a sensitive body area?

Wed, 27 Jul 2011 12:59:51 -0700

Which celebrity would you most feel like kicking in a sensitive body area?

Keith Olbermann.

Answer to How much does a tuba weigh?

Wed, 27 Jul 2011 12:58:02 -0700

How much does a tuba weigh?

Enough to where you gotta sit down.

Answer to does anyone agree that the U.K office is horrible compared to the U.S office?

Wed, 27 Jul 2011 12:57:04 -0700

does anyone agree that the U.K office is horrible compared to the U.S office?

No, Ricky Gervais is the man. But the US version has it's qualities.

Answer to Is there another way to play video games other than on a game console?

Wed, 27 Jul 2011 12:55:55 -0700

Is there another way to play video games other than on a game console?

Yes, it's called pc gaming.

Answer to What do you want to say to the person in the mirror?

Wed, 27 Jul 2011 12:55:20 -0700

What do you want to say to the person in the mirror?

Hey, baby.

Answer to The ultimate super power to have is____so I could.

Wed, 27 Jul 2011 12:54:24 -0700

The ultimate super power to have is________________so I could____________.

language, so i can ask fill in the blank questions.

Answer to Tonight i'm gonna have myself _______________

Wed, 27 Jul 2011 12:53:45 -0700

Tonight i'm gonna have myself _______________

a noose and dance around too

Answer to When you eat raisins do they remind you of eating guinea pig poo?

Wed, 27 Jul 2011 12:53:22 -0700

When you eat raisins do they remind you of eating guinea pig poo?

I prefer the taste of guinea pig crap.

Answer to Is a clear conscience usually the sign of a bad memory?

Wed, 27 Jul 2011 12:52:02 -0700

Is a clear conscience usually the sign of a bad memory?

Or perhaps an excised memory. I'm sure you're familiar with the typical amnesia plot.

Answer to What percentage of statistics are made up on the spot?

Wed, 27 Jul 2011 12:51:18 -0700

What percentage of statistics are made up on the spot?

four hundred thousand.

Answer to My area run amok by gangsta coyotes.. what to do?

Wed, 27 Jul 2011 12:50:28 -0700

My area run amok by gangsta coyotes.. what to do?

Step up, bro.

Answer to How do you want people who deleted you from Facebook to treat you when they see you in person?

Wed, 27 Jul 2011 10:20:37 -0700

How do you want people who deleted you from Facebook to treat you when they see you in person?

Truthfully, I don't usually notice.

Answer to Is it Religions fault that there is no peace on earth?

Wed, 27 Jul 2011 10:10:31 -0700

Is it Religions fault that there is no peace on earth?

It's ours.

Answer to Think about every single person you dislike and why. Do you have more in common with these people than you'd like to admit?

Wed, 27 Jul 2011 10:02:51 -0700

Think about every single person you dislike and why. Do you have more in common with these people than you'd like to admit?

Yes, I am those people in the same ways that I'm not.