Have you ever attempted to put on your belt when you weren't wearing any pants?
on August 27th, 2011 | 2 answers

If my fortune cookie is stale does that mean the lotto numbers have expired?
on July 5th, 2011 | 6 answers | 3 people like this

Do they let you have a beer with your last meal?
on June 29th, 2011 | 5 answers | 1 person likes this

What's the sexiest salad ingredient?
on May 11th, 2011 | One answer

What's the sexiest condiment?
on May 11th, 2011 | 2 answers

If God played for the Red Wings would the NHL be demolished?
on May 11th, 2011 | no answers

What't the best deal you can get on a half a pound of ground chuck?
on May 11th, 2011 | 3 answers

When's the last time you were persecuted?
on May 11th, 2011 | One answer

What is the sexiest food?
on April 10th, 2011 | 8 answers | 1 person likes this

How does the president get to sleep with all those lights shining on the white house every night?
on April 8th, 2011 | 10 answers | 3 people like this

Who taught you how to pray?
on April 1st, 2011 | 12 answers | 3 people like this

Do newborn Chinese babies have a "Made in China" sticker? If so, where?
on March 30th, 2011 | 4 answers | 1 person likes this

I've never laughed before. Should I see a doctor?
on March 24th, 2011 | 7 answers | 4 people like this

How do I better get along with a dog who has differing political opinions?
on March 24th, 2011 | 2 answers

Are there any websites where you can trade of barter items with other users?
on February 17th, 2011 | 2 answers

What is Titanium Dioxide and why is it in my supplements and dog's treats?
on February 17th, 2011 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

Does anyone actually do a family Christmas card?
on February 7th, 2011 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

How can I be more considerate and sociable in my Answerbag life?
on February 7th, 2011 | 4 answers | 5 people like this

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on February 7th, 2011 | 4 answers

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on February 7th, 2011 | 6 answers | 2 people like this

Ever feel like a channel on someone's television?
on January 22nd, 2011 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

When are Atheists going to move to excise the lower case letter "t" from the alphabet? I want religion out of my language.
on December 10th, 2010 | 11 answers

Is anyone going to see the new film, Nightmare on 34th Street: Freddy Vs. Santa?
on December 7th, 2010 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

How do I deal with being such a skank and a slut?
on September 23rd, 2010 | 10 answers | 2 people like this

Hey, have you ever seen that episode of All in the Family where Archie Bunker says something racist?
on September 21st, 2010 | 9 answers | 5 people like this

Any one else a big fan of the self-righteous apology?
on July 29th, 2010 | One answer

If a pitcher dies in mid-pitch is that considered a ground rule double?
on July 21st, 2010 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Are you going to spend Valentine's day alone and miserable to protest this farce of a holiday?
on February 12th, 2010 | 14 answers | 5 people like this

Did you mean your last words?
on December 8th, 2009 | 7 answers | 4 people like this

Can you mow your lawn in a hurricane?
on December 4th, 2009 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

What are they doing in Heaven today?
on November 17th, 2009 | 17 answers | 11 people like this

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on November 15th, 2009 | 14 answers | 7 people like this

What do your feelings mean?
on November 1st, 2009 | 9 answers | 7 people like this

Who invented history?
on October 24th, 2009 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

How can I play into your hand?
on October 22nd, 2009 | One answer

If I asked you to lie would you tell me the truth?
on October 19th, 2009 | One answer

And if the sun refused to shined, would you still be loving me?
on October 9th, 2009 | One answer | 2 people like this

Are you taking the piss?
on October 8th, 2009 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

Was Christianity invented so the superstitious could eat sausage without going to Hell?
on October 1st, 2009 | One answer | 5 people like this

Can you find me a girl who'll sing me Beatles songs whenever I'm feeling down?
on September 9th, 2009 | 2 answers

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on September 8th, 2009 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

What kind of music did they play in grocery stores before they had oldies stations?
on September 6th, 2009 | 9 answers | 5 people like this

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on September 6th, 2009 | 10 answers | 5 people like this

Tommy Boy or Brokeback Mountain?
on August 26th, 2009 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Have you ever wanted to sit in a girl's lap and nibble on her cheek?
on August 24th, 2009 | 6 answers | 6 people like this

Are we responsible for our own emotions?
on August 21st, 2009 | 11 answers | 5 people like this

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on August 20th, 2009 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Was Babe Ruth really a sultan?
on August 18th, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

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on August 18th, 2009 | 18 answers | 12 people like this

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on August 11th, 2009 | 7 answers | 4 people like this

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on August 7th, 2009 | 22 answers | 16 people like this

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on August 4th, 2009 | 7 answers | 3 people like this

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on August 4th, 2009 | no answers

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on August 1st, 2009 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

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on July 30th, 2009 | 10 answers | 7 people like this

What's the word?
on July 29th, 2009 | 4 answers | 5 people like this

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on July 24th, 2009 | 8 answers | 8 people like this

Does God dislove you?
on July 24th, 2009 | 10 answers | 8 people like this

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on July 22nd, 2009 | 9 answers | 11 people like this

Is there anyone here by the name of I.C. Weiner?
on July 20th, 2009 | no answers | 2 people like this

Where do you buy your feelings? The department store or do you get them wholesale?
on July 20th, 2009 | 6 answers | 4 people like this

Is your parrot passive-aggressive?
on July 12th, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Does the President pay for utilities?
on July 9th, 2009 | 2 answers

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on June 27th, 2009 | 15 answers | 13 people like this

Must I forever be a beggar?
on June 27th, 2009 | 5 answers | 2 people like this

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on June 27th, 2009 | 7 answers | 5 people like this

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on June 22nd, 2009 | 9 answers | 8 people like this

How do you ask a question on AB?
on June 22nd, 2009 | 6 answers | 3 people like this

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on June 21st, 2009 | 2 answers | 3 people like this

Answer this question, damn it?
on June 19th, 2009 | 13 answers | 7 people like this

If I could stick a pen in my heart and spill it all over the stage, would it satisfy you?
on June 14th, 2009 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

I recently bought my child some coloring books and now he's acting very weird. Do you think the coloring books might have had a...
on May 31st, 2009 | 5 answers | 5 people like this

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on May 24th, 2009 | 7 answers | 6 people like this

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on May 24th, 2009 | 12 answers | 5 people like this

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on May 14th, 2009 | 6 answers | 5 people like this

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on May 11th, 2009 | 6 answers | 3 people like this

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on May 11th, 2009 | 7 answers | 7 people like this

Do you like head cheese?
on April 30th, 2009 | 6 answers | 5 people like this

Won't you lend your lungs to me?
on April 28th, 2009 | 10 answers | 7 people like this

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on April 25th, 2009 | 19 answers | 10 people like this

Can't you just pretend to be nice?
on April 14th, 2009 | 20 answers | 14 people like this

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on April 1st, 2009 | 13 answers | 9 people like this

I have some blueberry syrup that is "best when purchased by" March of 07. Do you think it'll kill me?
on April 1st, 2009 | 8 answers | 5 people like this

Would you sex up Yoda?
on March 30th, 2009 | 6 answers | 4 people like this

Were Regina Spektor and 99 Luft Balloons the height of Russian music for you until you heard this guy?
on March 30th, 2009 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Will you chop my hand off?
on March 30th, 2009 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Would anyone like to join me in a prayer of healing for our friend, Answerbag?
on March 29th, 2009 | 5 answers | 10 people like this

If I fondled you would you punch me in the face?
on March 23rd, 2009 | 18 answers | 9 people like this

Damn life, what's it worth?
on March 15th, 2009 | 6 answers | 2 people like this

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on March 1st, 2009 | 5 answers | 6 people like this

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on February 28th, 2009 | 22 answers | 15 people like this

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on February 26th, 2009 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Are you feeling helpful?
on February 20th, 2009 | 9 answers | 7 people like this

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on February 18th, 2009 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

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on February 7th, 2009 | 12 answers | 9 people like this

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on February 7th, 2009 | 28 answers | 12 people like this

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on February 6th, 2009 | 9 answers | 4 people like this

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on February 6th, 2009 | 6 answers | 3 people like this

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on February 6th, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

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on February 6th, 2009 | 15 answers | 13 people like this

How can I get rid of a rather shrewd mouse? Leaving colby jack on the floor and hiding around the corner with a shotgun doesn't seem...
on February 4th, 2009 | 16 answers | 9 people like this

Phil? Phil Conners?
on February 3rd, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Does anyone actually enjoy canned chili?
on February 3rd, 2009 | 22 answers | 16 people like this

What do you think of My Chemical Romance's cover of Desolation Row?
on February 2nd, 2009 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

What was man thinking when they created God?
on February 1st, 2009 | 15 answers | 15 people like this

Do you know that windswept mystical air?
on February 1st, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Since the Bible has predicted every Oscar winner for the last 50 years why are people so reluctent to accept the TRUTH of Genesis?
on February 1st, 2009 | 10 answers | 8 people like this

Nickelback or Creed?
on February 1st, 2009 | 13 answers | 5 people like this

What's the worst love song ever written?
on February 1st, 2009 | 3 answers | 4 people like this

Do you break out into dance numbers when no one is looking?
on January 31st, 2009 | 13 answers | 7 people like this

Has anyone ever called you twinkletoes?
on January 31st, 2009 | 2 answers | 3 people like this

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on January 28th, 2009 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

What do you think of the new Neil Young video?
on January 20th, 2009 | One answer | 2 people like this

How much for the advertising space on your breast?
on January 17th, 2009 | 5 answers | 7 people like this

Dear Sir or Madam will you read my book it took me years to write will you take a look?
on January 16th, 2009 | 3 answers | 5 people like this

You ever see somebody that you don't know again?
on January 13th, 2009 | One answer | 2 people like this

How do you listen to music?
on January 12th, 2009 | 6 answers | 4 people like this

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on January 11th, 2009 | 15 answers | 12 people like this

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on January 11th, 2009 | 2 answers | 3 people like this

Is it immoral to put ketchup on a hot dog?
on January 11th, 2009 | no answers | 8 people like this

Be honest, Have you ever wanted to slap me?
on January 10th, 2009 | 24 answers | 17 people like this

Can you use tampons on nosebleeds?
on January 9th, 2009 | 3 answers | 6 people like this

Now that I've meant you would you object to never seeing each other again?
on January 8th, 2009 | no answers

Why is my orange juice yellow?
on January 7th, 2009 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

Why does my heart go on beating?
on January 6th, 2009 | 9 answers | 6 people like this

Was Jesus a smoker? What brand?
on January 5th, 2009 | 8 answers | 7 people like this

Hey Mr. can you tell me where a man might find a bed?
on January 4th, 2009 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

What would you do if a bullet grazed your buttocks?
on January 3rd, 2009 | 12 answers | 8 people like this

Why do we take off our hat instead of our pants when someone sings the National Anthem?
on December 29th, 2008 | 8 answers | 8 people like this

How do you untangle a Slinky?
on December 28th, 2008 | 15 answers | 10 people like this

Are you a fan of Faith No More?
on December 27th, 2008 | 6 answers | 5 people like this

Is "taking a shoe" for the president worthy of a medal?
on December 15th, 2008 | 11 answers | 11 people like this

Did you laugh when you heard that an Iraqi reporter threw a shoe at George W. Bush?
on December 14th, 2008 | 28 answers | 16 people like this

Would anyone else like to wish me a Merry Christmas?
on December 14th, 2008 | 25 answers | 14 people like this

Isn't ABC essentially the same song as I Want You Back?
on December 12th, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Do you ever decorate or accessorize your testicles?
on December 10th, 2008 | 6 answers | 4 people like this

Could life ever be sane again?
on December 9th, 2008 | 4 answers | 1 person likes this

How many fictional characters die each week?
on December 8th, 2008 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

How can I effectively disable my wants and desires?
on December 7th, 2008 | 11 answers | 8 people like this

Doesn't somebody want to be wanted?
on December 4th, 2008 | 8 answers | 6 people like this

Have you ever been accidentally turned on by someone attempting to neuter you?
on December 2nd, 2008 | 7 answers | 5 people like this

Why is our will to consume greater than our value for human life?
on December 1st, 2008 | 4 answers | 5 people like this

What do you do if you question is visited upon by grammer Nazis?
on November 29th, 2008 | 12 answers | 11 people like this

Should I thaw out the crust before putting in the filling and baking?
on November 26th, 2008 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Have you ever been digitally remasted?
on November 24th, 2008 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Were you a fan of Belly?
on November 22nd, 2008 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Do you style your pubic hair?
on November 21st, 2008 | 5 answers | 3 people like this

Who got busted in their pubic beards returning through Laredo with a belt of marijuana for New York?
on November 19th, 2008 | no answers | 1 person likes this

Do you use your nakedness responsibly?
on November 18th, 2008 | 4 answers | 1 person likes this

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on November 17th, 2008 | One answer | 2 people like this

Have you ever been Richard Nixoned?
on November 17th, 2008 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Have you ever been Ronald Reagened?
on November 16th, 2008 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Casino Royale or Octopussy?
on November 15th, 2008 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

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on November 9th, 2008 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Isn't litigation fun?
on November 9th, 2008 | 3 answers | 5 people like this

Does your toilet play Taps when you give it a flush?
on November 8th, 2008 | 8 answers | 8 people like this

Have you ever beaten yourself with a smart stick?
on November 7th, 2008 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

How many dicks is that?
on November 6th, 2008 | no answers

Are you going to vote for John McCain?
on November 6th, 2008 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

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on November 3rd, 2008 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Would you be more willing to vote for McCain if he was half-octopus?
on November 3rd, 2008 | 8 answers | 7 people like this

Has your time on Answerbag influenced you in any ways?
on November 2nd, 2008 | 5 answers | 5 people like this

Are beets edible?
on November 2nd, 2008 | One answer | 3 people like this

Have you ever wanted another Aber for use as a golf caddy or golf club?
on November 1st, 2008 | 2 answers | 3 people like this

Would you buy product from my porn production company, The Equestrians?Tr
on November 1st, 2008 | One answer | 3 people like this

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on October 31st, 2008 | 7 answers | 6 people like this

Do you wear a belt just in case you have to spank your bank teller?
on October 31st, 2008 | 5 answers | 3 people like this

Do I really have a hand in my forgetting?
on October 30th, 2008 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Can I choose again if I should lose the reason?
on October 30th, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

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on October 29th, 2008 | 6 answers | 7 people like this

When you go to sit down on the toilet do you ever fear that it will automatically flush and you'll get sucked down with the boats...
on October 23rd, 2008 | 4 answers | 1 person likes this

Have you ever been so happy to see someone your underwear fell off and ran away?
on October 21st, 2008 | 7 answers | 7 people like this

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on October 20th, 2008 | 24 answers | 18 people like this

Does mammary intercourse sicken your stomach a little bit?
on October 20th, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

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on October 18th, 2008 | 9 answers | 7 people like this

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on October 18th, 2008 | 5 answers | 8 people like this

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on October 18th, 2008 | 7 answers | 3 people like this

Ever have fried eggs and country ham?
on October 18th, 2008 | 6 answers | 6 people like this

When did you last have a double bacon cheeseburger?
on October 18th, 2008 | 20 answers | 14 people like this

Would anyone like to congratulate resident criminal, Prettypirate, for advancing to guru by offering up their best Robert De Niro...
on October 11th, 2008 | 11 answers | 14 people like this

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on October 10th, 2008 | 4 answers | 4 people like this

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on October 5th, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

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on September 30th, 2008 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

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on September 30th, 2008 | 11 answers | 11 people like this

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on September 30th, 2008 | 8 answers | 5 people like this

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on September 27th, 2008 | 7 answers | 5 people like this

Will you kill me?
on September 27th, 2008 | 27 answers | 15 people like this

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on September 27th, 2008 | 5 answers | 4 people like this

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on September 27th, 2008 | One answer | 2 people like this

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on September 26th, 2008 | 5 answers | 3 people like this

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on September 25th, 2008 | 10 answers | 7 people like this

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on September 18th, 2008 | 33 answers | 21 people like this

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on September 18th, 2008 | 5 answers | 3 people like this

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on September 17th, 2008 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

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on September 16th, 2008 | 12 answers | 6 people like this

Is hair like a plant?
on September 16th, 2008 | 3 answers | 5 people like this

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on September 15th, 2008 | 6 answers | 5 people like this

Did the Obesity get you?
on September 11th, 2008 | 8 answers | 8 people like this

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on September 11th, 2008 | 10 answers | 5 people like this

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on September 10th, 2008 | One answer | 4 people like this

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on September 10th, 2008 | 25 answers | 11 people like this

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on September 10th, 2008 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

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on September 10th, 2008 | 7 answers | 8 people like this

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on September 7th, 2008 | 5 answers | 5 people like this

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on September 5th, 2008 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

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on September 4th, 2008 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

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on August 29th, 2008 | 9 answers | 9 people like this

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on August 29th, 2008 | One answer | 3 people like this

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on August 29th, 2008 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

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on August 29th, 2008 | 3 answers | 4 people like this

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on August 29th, 2008 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

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on August 29th, 2008 | no answers

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on August 28th, 2008 | 5 answers | 3 people like this

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on August 28th, 2008 | 13 answers | 5 people like this

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on August 28th, 2008 | 6 answers | 4 people like this

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on August 28th, 2008 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

YOU DIDN'T WASH YOUR HANDS BEFORE YOU SAT DOWN TO DINNER, DID YOU?
on August 28th, 2008 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

Where do books sleep?
on August 26th, 2008 | 8 answers | 6 people like this

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on August 25th, 2008 | 6 answers | 2 people like this

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on August 25th, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

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on August 19th, 2008 | 8 answers | 7 people like this

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on August 19th, 2008 | 10 answers | 8 people like this

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on August 16th, 2008 | 8 answers | 6 people like this

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on August 14th, 2008 | no answers

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on August 13th, 2008 | One answer | 2 people like this

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on August 12th, 2008 | 3 answers | 5 people like this

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on August 10th, 2008 | 4 answers | 6 people like this

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on August 9th, 2008 | 6 answers | 6 people like this

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on August 7th, 2008 | 2 answers | 3 people like this

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on August 7th, 2008 | 8 answers | 4 people like this

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on August 6th, 2008 | 6 answers | 4 people like this

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on July 25th, 2008 | 2 answers | 5 people like this

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on July 24th, 2008 | 9 answers | 4 people like this

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on July 22nd, 2008 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

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on July 21st, 2008 | 8 answers | 5 people like this

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on July 20th, 2008 | 4 answers | 4 people like this

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on July 19th, 2008 | 6 answers | 5 people like this

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on July 19th, 2008 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

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on July 19th, 2008 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

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on July 19th, 2008 | 2 answers | 3 people like this

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on July 18th, 2008 | 9 answers | 7 people like this

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on July 17th, 2008 | One answer | 2 people like this

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on July 15th, 2008 | 5 answers | 7 people like this

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on July 14th, 2008 | 4 answers | 4 people like this

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on July 7th, 2008 | no answers | 11 people like this

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on July 5th, 2008 | One answer | 2 people like this

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on July 3rd, 2008 | 5 answers | 5 people like this

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on July 3rd, 2008 | 7 answers | 8 people like this

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on July 3rd, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

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on July 3rd, 2008 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

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on July 2nd, 2008 | 7 answers | 5 people like this

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on July 2nd, 2008 | 9 answers | 9 people like this

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on July 1st, 2008 | 11 answers | 7 people like this

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on June 30th, 2008 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

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on June 29th, 2008 | 11 answers | 10 people like this

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on June 29th, 2008 | 14 answers | 9 people like this

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on June 25th, 2008 | 53 answers | 31 people like this

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on June 25th, 2008 | 10 answers | 5 people like this

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on June 25th, 2008 | 6 answers | 6 people like this

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on June 25th, 2008 | 5 answers | 4 people like this

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on June 24th, 2008 | One answer | 2 people like this

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on June 24th, 2008 | 9 answers | 7 people like this

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on June 24th, 2008 | 24 answers | 12 people like this

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on June 23rd, 2008 | 14 answers | 5 people like this

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on June 22nd, 2008 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

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on June 21st, 2008 | 7 answers | 6 people like this

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on June 21st, 2008 | 22 answers | 18 people like this

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on June 16th, 2008 | 5 answers | 8 people like this

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on June 15th, 2008 | 11 answers | 8 people like this

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on June 15th, 2008 | 12 answers | 8 people like this

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on June 9th, 2008 | 4 answers | 4 people like this

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on June 9th, 2008 | 7 answers | 5 people like this

Does McCain have the devil in him?
on June 9th, 2008 | 8 answers | 7 people like this

Do you ever Answerbag passively aggressively?
on June 8th, 2008 | 2 answers | 4 people like this

What's a Social Capitalist?
on June 7th, 2008 | 2 answers | 3 people like this

Have you ever had to deal with an incompetent vending machine?
on June 7th, 2008 | 6 answers | 5 people like this

No smile for Frank?
on June 6th, 2008 | 5 answers | 6 people like this

Would you like to be my frisky pony?
on June 3rd, 2008 | 11 answers | 6 people like this

Who's your favorite mad scientist?
on June 3rd, 2008 | 9 answers | 7 people like this

What's your favorite kind of peanut butter & jelly sandwich?
on June 3rd, 2008 | 18 answers | 11 people like this

Have you ever fried your corn dogs in cake batter?
on June 3rd, 2008 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

Have you ever flogged someone with your prosthetic lung?
on June 3rd, 2008 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

Do sites like MySpace and Facebook essentially promote internet narcissism?
on June 3rd, 2008 | 6 answers | 6 people like this

What did you think of the film, Hard Candy?
on May 31st, 2008 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

Can your self-image and actual image be completely different things?
on May 30th, 2008 | 15 answers | 13 people like this

Do you ever critically assess your local monarch?
on May 29th, 2008 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

What's a grammar Communist?
on May 29th, 2008 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Who's your favorite AB cynic?
on May 27th, 2008 | 3 answers | 4 people like this

Does neutrality make you as sick as it makes me?
on May 27th, 2008 | 15 answers | 9 people like this

Cremated or fed to zombies?
on May 24th, 2008 | 12 answers | 7 people like this

Are your drip dry moments important to you?
on May 22nd, 2008 | 4 answers | 4 people like this

Be honest. Do you have a hairy tongue?
on May 22nd, 2008 | 9 answers | 5 people like this

Is there a plug in the bottom of the ocean?
on May 22nd, 2008 | 6 answers | 4 people like this

What makes tomorrow guess?
on May 22nd, 2008 | 5 answers | 3 people like this

Have you ever exposed yourself to a grizzly bear?
on May 20th, 2008 | 13 answers | 9 people like this

Do you ever run up and down your roof, listening to the Rocky theme song and shouting A-MER-I-CA! in a shrivelous manner?
on May 19th, 2008 | 4 answers | 5 people like this

Do you ever feel like your dog is exploiting you for food and shelter?
on May 19th, 2008 | 8 answers | 8 people like this

Do you ever pop Smarties?
on May 19th, 2008 | One answer | 2 people like this

What are menstrual monkeys?
on May 19th, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

How do you deal with being more evolved than most?
on May 14th, 2008 | 6 answers | 4 people like this

What's your favorite AB conspiracy theory?
on May 12th, 2008 | 16 answers | 15 people like this

When Googling yourself do you ever discover any useful hygienic tips?
on May 12th, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Is Answerbag user PokkiTokki being silenced due to his cultic activity and the staff's supposed intolerance of chocolate cake...
on May 12th, 2008 | 4 answers | 8 people like this

What's your damage, Heather?
on May 11th, 2008 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

What your favorite advertising ploy?
on May 9th, 2008 | 6 answers | 7 people like this

What is defined as highbrow physical comdey?
on May 9th, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

What do you think of the song Pale Blue Eyes?
on May 8th, 2008 | 5 answers | 3 people like this

Do you prefer books or good literary criticism?
on May 8th, 2008 | 9 answers | 4 people like this

Is Satan a Republican?
on May 8th, 2008 | 4 answers | 8 people like this

Is anyone bigger than The Beatles yet?
on May 7th, 2008 | 22 answers | 18 people like this

Would you accept my engagement shellfish?
on May 3rd, 2008 | 5 answers | 7 people like this

Do you ever compare breateses with your girlfriend/wife?
on May 2nd, 2008 | 5 answers | 8 people like this

Dr. Dre or Ben Folds?
on April 29th, 2008 | 4 answers | 4 people like this

Does falling rain extract the word "Amen" from your mouth?
on April 24th, 2008 | 4 answers | 4 people like this

What does an AB-Marriage entail?
on April 22nd, 2008 | 12 answers | 16 people like this

What's the most amazing thing you've done with beans?
on April 21st, 2008 | 8 answers | 6 people like this

Have you ever left your boobs in another country?
on April 21st, 2008 | 10 answers | 10 people like this

How do you feel about Leonard Cohen replacing David Hasslehoff as a judge on America's Got Talent?
on April 19th, 2008 | 12 answers | 9 people like this

How do you, personally, subvert nature?
on April 19th, 2008 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

With all the Scientology ads showing up on AB, Do you now feel a little Tom Cruisy?
on April 17th, 2008 | 9 answers | 8 people like this

Do you shampoo your pubes?
on April 17th, 2008 | 17 answers | 11 people like this

Should a country's' people be blamed for the actions of "their" governemnt?
on April 17th, 2008 | 7 answers | 5 people like this

Would it be ironic, if instead of melting the polar ice caps, the sun melted Al Gore?
on April 17th, 2008 | 2 answers | 3 people like this

Do bees have ears?
on April 17th, 2008 | 3 answers | 6 people like this

When you play Monopoly are you a filthy little cheater?
on April 17th, 2008 | 13 answers | 8 people like this

Would you like to touch my Bilbo?
on April 16th, 2008 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

How did the razor find my throat?
on April 16th, 2008 | 4 answers | 5 people like this

Have you ever had an air of Tom Cruise about you?
on April 12th, 2008 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

Have you ever consumed someone else metaphysically?
on April 12th, 2008 | One answer | 3 people like this

Has AB user Sakhalin ever taught you a lesson in home economics?
on April 12th, 2008 | 2 answers | 4 people like this

Can you balance yourself on your own head?
on April 11th, 2008 | 5 answers | 5 people like this

Are automatons outside the realm and rule of fate?
on April 11th, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

What would Johnny Depp do if his daughter beat Tim Burton with a shovel?
on April 11th, 2008 | 2 answers | 3 people like this

What's Kevin's(the axemiester) favorite color?
on April 11th, 2008 | 2 answers | 3 people like this

Do you use AB to showcase your impeccable grammar in front of others, especially the ignorents?
on April 11th, 2008 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

Are you bigoted towards bigots?
on April 11th, 2008 | 11 answers | 13 people like this

Ever felt like someone stuck a corkscrew through your heart?
on April 11th, 2008 | 10 answers | 8 people like this

How do you avoid the monster in Skifree?
on April 11th, 2008 | One answer

Have you ever tried to fill a personal void with maple syrup?
on April 10th, 2008 | 7 answers | 9 people like this

Give me liberty or give me a free Lamborghini?
on April 10th, 2008 | 5 answers | 3 people like this

How do you feel about finicky ninjas?
on April 10th, 2008 | 6 answers | 8 people like this

Was Jason Bateman's character a douchehag in Juno?
on April 9th, 2008 | 4 answers | 4 people like this

Why, on MySpace, must you be logged-in to log in?
on April 9th, 2008 | One answer

Have you ever wanted to trade in your wife for a new one?
on April 7th, 2008 | 5 answers | 5 people like this

How soon is never?
on April 6th, 2008 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

Would anyone like to give misshell a congratulatory kitty(or just plains congrats) for her recent achievement of Maestro?
on April 5th, 2008 | 31 answers | 29 people like this

Have you ever made a grilled cheese sandwich with another human being?
on April 5th, 2008 | 11 answers | 8 people like this

Is Christianity an American thing?
on April 5th, 2008 | 12 answers | 7 people like this

Do you have any AB specific phobias?
on April 4th, 2008 | 2 answers | 3 people like this

Will everyone in the future consume dipping dots?
on April 4th, 2008 | 13 answers | 5 people like this

Where can I get a road map for the soul?
on April 3rd, 2008 | 7 answers | 5 people like this

How do you measure whether your testicles are up to snuff?
on April 2nd, 2008 | no answers

What's the difference between Tom Waits and Ron Perlman?
on April 1st, 2008 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Is bell hooks any relation to Captain Hook?
on April 1st, 2008 | 4 answers | 5 people like this

How do you rate that Blood on the Tracks?
on April 1st, 2008 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

Do you ever fear that you may be the protagonist at the next Answerbag intervention?
on March 31st, 2008 | 7 answers | 6 people like this

Baby, will you hold me the moment you get there?
on March 31st, 2008 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Would you like to build a wall of groove with me?
on March 31st, 2008 | 5 answers | 3 people like this

When will these clouds all disappear?
on March 31st, 2008 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

Will you be my double-entendre?
on March 28th, 2008 | 7 answers | 5 people like this

AB user RFlagg's father recently died. Would any fellow users like to offer moral support?
on March 24th, 2008 | 13 answers | 15 people like this

Would anyone like to offer up some ELO(or perhaps some Van Morrison or even kudos) to AB user Molecule as congratulations for her...
on March 23rd, 2008 | 6 answers | 10 people like this

Do you believe that killdrphil is trying to instill a strong anti-Dr. Phil rhetoric with his menacing attitude towards the famed con artist?
on March 22nd, 2008 | 9 answers | 14 people like this

Have you ever fallen in love with a kitchen appliance?
on March 22nd, 2008 | 35 answers | 31 people like this

Can I just have one more moondance with you?
on March 20th, 2008 | 8 answers | 4 people like this

How can I be more like myself?
on March 19th, 2008 | 18 answers | 13 people like this

What do you think of Will Smith's rap career?
on March 17th, 2008 | 6 answers | 8 people like this

Do you think I come off as a sex fiend here on AB?
on March 16th, 2008 | 5 answers | 6 people like this

What do you call a David Hasselhoff - Richard Simmons hybrid?
on March 15th, 2008 | 9 answers | 6 people like this

What's the girliest film you can think of?
on March 14th, 2008 | 79 answers | 39 people like this

Do you ever feel like a song could be vastly improved by a Farfisa organ solo?
on March 14th, 2008 | One answer | 2 people like this

Do you ever offer airport security a wave of the hand and assurance of "These aren't the droids you're looking for"...
on March 14th, 2008 | 4 answers | 4 people like this

Do dogs recieve a fair trial?
on March 14th, 2008 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

Ever feel like you're just pissin' in the wind?
on March 13th, 2008 | 12 answers | 11 people like this

Can you tell when someone is pouring on the artificial sweetner?
on March 13th, 2008 | 5 answers | 6 people like this

Would you consider hiring me for my services as a smooth operator?
on March 7th, 2008 | 6 answers | 5 people like this

Why am I so mean?
on March 5th, 2008 | 14 answers | 11 people like this

Don't you find Xiu Xiu to be one of the more nauseating bands out there TODAY?
on March 3rd, 2008 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Where do you stand on the issues? If the rug was pulled out from under your feet would you be left standing?
on March 3rd, 2008 | 4 answers | 5 people like this

Do you find pussycats inordinately sexual?
on March 2nd, 2008 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

Should I just kill myself now?
on March 2nd, 2008 | 68 answers | 19 people like this

What shall I name my new brand of neuroticism?
on March 2nd, 2008 | 8 answers | 6 people like this

Do you ever refer to answerbag user Rflagg as simply, The Big R?
on March 1st, 2008 | 5 answers | 3 people like this

Can you give me some good reasons to withdraw from contemporary society?
on February 29th, 2008 | 12 answers | 7 people like this

Do you have a vacancy for a backscrubber?
on February 29th, 2008 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

Are there any Answerbag get rich(pointwise) quick schemes I can use to improve my level without any questions being asked?
on February 29th, 2008 | 4 answers | 5 people like this

If my lips grow dry would you wet them dear?
on February 23rd, 2008 | 10 answers | 8 people like this

Define: 'Maxwellian'
on February 21st, 2008 | 4 answers | 4 people like this

Is it a logistical flaw to base a film around the concept of a woman with 3 breasts?
on February 21st, 2008 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Is your hatred unconditional?
on February 21st, 2008 | 8 answers | 4 people like this

When you see the "FREE NEWT!" ad in the sidebar while browsing the politics section on AB are you disturbed any?
on February 20th, 2008 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

What technique do you use to cause others to cry? (I rub onions in their eyes)
on February 18th, 2008 | 13 answers | 12 people like this

How should I go about bringing back The Hustle?
on February 14th, 2008 | 12 answers | 10 people like this

Have you ever seduced a fellow ABer out of their bag and into your question/answer?
on February 13th, 2008 | 8 answers | 11 people like this

Let's get down to brass tacks. How much for the ape?
on February 12th, 2008 | 10 answers | 8 people like this

Would you believe me if I were to say it can't get much worse?
on February 9th, 2008 | 3 answers | 4 people like this

Why or why not should I seriously think about my future?
on February 9th, 2008 | 5 answers | 4 people like this

Is it so wrong?
on February 9th, 2008 | 6 answers | 2 people like this

Have you ever professed your undying love to somebody only to have them give you a coupon for a free taco?
on February 8th, 2008 | 11 answers | 12 people like this

What's an emotional terrorist?
on February 6th, 2008 | 8 answers | 4 people like this

What's your favorite tofu related adjective?
on February 5th, 2008 | One answer | 2 people like this

Http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/584000
on February 4th, 2008 | 13 answers | 9 people like this

What is Glycerine suppose to be about?
on February 4th, 2008 | 5 answers | 2 people like this

Are congratulatory questions, in essence, nonsense?
on February 2nd, 2008 | 4 answers | 7 people like this

Where does Pretty Pirate keep her infinite supply of chloroform?
on February 2nd, 2008 | One answer | 3 people like this

Will you be my guide?
on February 1st, 2008 | 2 answers | 4 people like this

What's your favorite suffix(besides -oodle)?
on January 30th, 2008 | 13 answers | 11 people like this

Can you hold a comment thread hostage?
on January 29th, 2008 | 6 answers | 7 people like this

What would you consider the greatest Answerbag scandal?
on January 26th, 2008 | 3 answers | 10 people like this

Would anyone like to offer Sakhalin - Sabotage - Mercenaries a photograph of their nipples as congratulations for his ascension to guru?
on January 26th, 2008 | 16 answers | 18 people like this

Have you ever seduced down a door?
on January 26th, 2008 | One answer | 2 people like this

Do you ever beat your television? Does a feeling of virility come with it?
on January 26th, 2008 | 6 answers | 1 person likes this

Is misshell perfect or does she just appear as such so as to take advantage of situations with her ninja abilities?
on January 25th, 2008 | 3 answers | 4 people like this

What happens in a meadow at dawn?
on January 25th, 2008 | 3 answers | 5 people like this

How often do you fondle your pillows?
on January 25th, 2008 | 6 answers | 6 people like this

Why is it that every time you fall in love with someone they end up getting married in three months to someone absolutely loathsome in a...
on January 25th, 2008 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Don't you think misshell's question on civilization deserves more attention? http://tinyurl.com/34kh7x
on January 24th, 2008 | 3 answers | 5 people like this

Why are American libraries full of tears?
on January 24th, 2008 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

When will America be worthy of it's million Trotskyites?
on January 23rd, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Do you ever think about someone musically and then stab an electric violin to establish mood?
on January 23rd, 2008 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Is yogurt a necessary evil?
on January 22nd, 2008 | 8 answers | 4 people like this

Do you find the term grammer nazi offensive. question mark
on January 22nd, 2008 | 7 answers | 6 people like this

Rflagg or Unabashed Thesauras?
on January 22nd, 2008 | 3 answers | 5 people like this

What exactly is broken in a broken heart?
on January 20th, 2008 | 9 answers | 3 people like this

Who's your favorite AB dimwit?
on January 20th, 2008 | 4 answers | 4 people like this

What do you think of the films of Ridley Scott?
on January 18th, 2008 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

Is suicide love?
on January 18th, 2008 | 8 answers | 6 people like this

Is the act of spooing a criminal offense?
on January 18th, 2008 | 3 answers | 4 people like this

Do you limit what your dog is allowed to keep in their bookshelf or let them have free reign?
on January 16th, 2008 | 9 answers | 7 people like this

Have you ever confused a fellow user with a work of art?
on January 15th, 2008 | One answer | 3 people like this

Why do you carry on with your sad, pathetic existence?
on January 14th, 2008 | 27 answers | 13 people like this

How do you let someone know how you feel without sounding like a chip begging to be dipped?
on January 13th, 2008 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Have you ever seen a whale cruising down the highway?
on January 12th, 2008 | 8 answers | 2 people like this

Can "any gang of bright people with scads of money behind them become appalling competitors in the American-unabriged-dictionary...
on January 12th, 2008 | One answer | 2 people like this

Is God the answer?
on January 11th, 2008 | 193 answers | 78 people like this

How do you trip up amateur grammar Nazis?
on January 11th, 2008 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

Is Hank Williams infinitely awesome or might you just be another uncultured bafoons?
on January 11th, 2008 | 5 answers | 3 people like this

Do you have friends in high places and/or Chinese shipping agencies?
on January 11th, 2008 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Is there an Answerbag Justice League or might they just be another misguided group of vigilantes?
on January 11th, 2008 | 5 answers | 6 people like this

How do you exploit your Answerbag friends?
on January 11th, 2008 | 3 answers | 4 people like this

Is there an Answerbag goon squad?
on January 11th, 2008 | 19 answers | 18 people like this

Have you ever been hit by a car whilst bathing?
on January 9th, 2008 | 8 answers | 6 people like this

How can I trick myself into thinking life is meaningful?
on January 7th, 2008 | 12 answers | 5 people like this

Why would your friends forsake you?
on January 7th, 2008 | 5 answers | 7 people like this

Do the chicks dig the existential car chase film?
on January 5th, 2008 | 6 answers | 4 people like this

Is it true the AB staff gets off on penalty bagging other users or is that some kind of childish rumor?
on January 3rd, 2008 | 5 answers | 5 people like this

If I was to hold up a Spanish market with my uzi and rob them of 90 pig legs (jamon) would I have Diplomatic Immunity like the central...
on January 3rd, 2008 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

Do you ever get the feeling that grey is God's favorite color?
on January 3rd, 2008 | 6 answers | 5 people like this

When scientists discovered Global Warming was a complex joke of God's were you a little disappointed in the Spirit in the Sky?
on January 3rd, 2008 | 6 answers | 1 person likes this

Have you ever used "Ivy League School" as a metaphor to describe your girlfriends pants?
on January 3rd, 2008 | 2 answers | 3 people like this

How can you hang on to a dream?
on January 3rd, 2008 | 8 answers | 6 people like this

What would Johnny Depp do if his daughter, after dying, was resurrected by The Doc from Back to the Future using his Time DeLorean's...
on December 31st, 2007 | 5 answers | 2 people like this

What would Johnny Depp do if his daughter starred in the A-Team yet also had a recuring role on The Jeffersons?
on December 31st, 2007 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

What would Johnny Depp do if his daughter was a doppleganger parading around as his character from 21 Jump Street?
on December 31st, 2007 | One answer | 2 people like this

What would Johnny Depp do if his daughter turned out to be Answerbag user Satine?
on December 31st, 2007 | 4 answers | 4 people like this

What would Johnny Depp do if his daughter kicked him in the shins?
on December 31st, 2007 | One answer | 2 people like this

Does AB-Rich really have the largest balloon collection among the balloon collecting collective?
on December 31st, 2007 | 4 answers | 4 people like this

How often do you allow your peers to control you life?
on December 31st, 2007 | 9 answers | 3 people like this

When you discovered the newbies organized and started a racket did you fear AB was in danger of having the highest online crime rate?...
on December 31st, 2007 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

Isn't genocide just plain unreasonable?
on December 31st, 2007 | 6 answers | 4 people like this

In your childhood marble games was there a marble mafia, a group that rigged games and kept the number of marbles low to ensure certain...
on December 30th, 2007 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Which Answerbag user do you find has the most problem with flatulence?
on December 29th, 2007 | One answer | 3 people like this

What do you think of Ron Sexsmith?
on December 29th, 2007 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

How do you undo an unsubscribe?
on December 29th, 2007 | no answers | 4 people like this

Who is your Answerbag hero(besides me)?
on December 28th, 2007 | 13 answers | 9 people like this

Why does the king of hearts kill himself?
on December 28th, 2007 | 5 answers | 1 person likes this

Why swim in the far side of the pool?
on December 26th, 2007 | 5 answers | 2 people like this

Why live?
on December 26th, 2007 | 28 answers | 15 people like this

What's a human being without flaws?
on December 25th, 2007 | 19 answers | 10 people like this

Who's making Christmas cards for the mentally ill?
on December 23rd, 2007 | 11 answers | 8 people like this

Has your wife ever stopped in the middle of everything to give you a standing ovation?
on December 23rd, 2007 | 8 answers | 4 people like this

Will telepathic plagiarism hold up in court in a copyright claim?
on December 20th, 2007 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

When did AB-Rich become self-aware?
on December 19th, 2007 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Alms for the rich?
on December 19th, 2007 | 6 answers | 5 people like this

Does your birth certificate have an expiration date on it?
on December 19th, 2007 | 20 answers | 10 people like this

How do I veer my obsession with internet pornography into a compulsive preoccupation with riding mowers?
on December 18th, 2007 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

When you discovered Esteban gave up his brother Dead Drunk for ritual sacrifice did you feel a little sick inside?
on December 17th, 2007 | 3 answers | 5 people like this

Have you ever pleaded insanity for a parking ticket?
on December 17th, 2007 | 8 answers | 5 people like this

How do you go about metaphorically committing suicide?
on December 16th, 2007 | 6 answers | 1 person likes this

With the nude photo of AB-Joel floating around Answerbag are we in the midst of our first (sexual) scandal?
on December 16th, 2007 | 12 answers | 10 people like this

Who do you find to be the most quotable AB user?
on December 16th, 2007 | 10 answers | 5 people like this

What can you buy on the Blackbag market?
on December 16th, 2007 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Have you ever pushed a total stranger off a ferris wheel?
on December 16th, 2007 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

Does the ice cream truck in your neighborhood play Helter Skelter?
on December 16th, 2007 | One answer | 2 people like this

Would anyone like to say a few words to convince our nearly dearly departed Sage and my bestest friend misshell to stay amongst us and...
on December 16th, 2007 | 5 answers | 8 people like this

Is albinopoleonbag an atheist construct designed to sell Creationism, multiplication, Dan Brown novels, whole-grain seaweed commie...
on December 15th, 2007 | 5 answers | 3 people like this

Do you ever reminisce with people you don't know?
on December 15th, 2007 | 5 answers | 2 people like this

Which deserves teh title of 'Best Comment Thread eVer'?
on December 14th, 2007 | 7 answers | 6 people like this

When did you first realize how stupid you could be?
on December 14th, 2007 | 24 answers | 17 people like this

Do you find the classic film It's a Wonderful Life depressing at all?
on December 14th, 2007 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

When you discovered Rush Limbaugh whacked off to Calvin and Hobbes comics did you lose a little respect for him?
on December 14th, 2007 | 16 answers | 5 people like this

When was the last time you made love to a fellow user in the back of a moving pick up with a few bricks on the acceleration pedal?
on December 14th, 2007 | 6 answers | 3 people like this

Do we all end up at Wal Mart eventually?
on December 14th, 2007 | 19 answers | 17 people like this

Are there any words that turn you on in any (-metaphysical-) way?
on December 14th, 2007 | 4 answers | 1 person likes this

<s>why can't you put strikes through your questions?</s>
on December 14th, 2007 | 4 answers | 1 person likes this

When did it first become apparent to you that I may be full of crap?
on December 13th, 2007 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Have you ever thought of any of your fellow users as a pet hamster?
on December 13th, 2007 | 5 answers | 2 people like this

Would anyone like to accompany me in offering our newest sage, misshell, a congratulatory haiku?
on December 13th, 2007 | 34 answers | 32 people like this

Do you only flag as nonsense q & as which don't make sense to you or don't make sense to anyone?
on December 12th, 2007 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Did you notice Eeoyre's blatant homosexuality?
on December 11th, 2007 | 6 answers | 3 people like this