Answerbag: Lights Squared's answers

Answer to When two or more AB users have exactly the same number of points, how is it decided who outranks who on the leaderboard?

Wed, 12 Oct 2011 00:21:32 -0700

When two or more AB users have exactly the same number of points, how is it decided who outranks who on the leaderboard?

Hand to hand combat

Answer to How many prescription drugs do you take every day?

Wed, 12 Oct 2011 00:09:12 -0700

How many prescription drugs do you take every day?

Painkillers, pills and herbal form, many back surgeries

Answer to Why do you come to Answerbag?

Tue, 11 Oct 2011 23:16:55 -0700

Why do you come to Answerbag?

Wanted to see what has changed since I left AB over three years ago.

Answer to Why do you come to Answerbag?

Tue, 11 Oct 2011 23:15:13 -0700

Why do you come to Answerbag?

Share your answer...

Answer to Do you ever vote for Idol contestants?

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 02:44:13 -0700

Do you ever vote for Idol contestants?

Never

Answer to What is the point of being raciest?

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 17:20:44 -0700

What is the point of being raciest?

none

Answer to Are you a couger woman?

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 17:13:54 -0700

Are you a couger woman?

No, but I have rolled around with some back in the day.... ;)

Answer to Can you describe yourself in one word using the letter "E"?

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 17:07:07 -0700

Can you describe yourself in one word using the letter "E"?

"E" ticket ?

Answer to If you had to fight off an attacker with something other than a firearm or explosive device, what weapon would you choose?

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 20:22:19 -0700

If you had to fight off an attacker with something other than a firearm or explosive device, what weapon would you choose?

My hands or maybe a good baseball bat (wood)

Answer to How do u make a bomb with barely anything? i dont got much money

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 19:36:57 -0700

How do u make a bomb with barely anything? i dont got much money

Ok,..... Here’s a way to make a bomb that won’t take much money. Take a bag, paper or plastic (your choice) next inhale than exhale into the bag. Hold the bag with one hand and then hit it with your other. Good luck

Answer to Can you name a famous "Tom"?

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 19:24:10 -0700

Can you name a famous "Tom"?

Tom (Tom & Jerry)

Answer to Thanksgiving dinner, white meat or dark meat?

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 19:16:15 -0700

Thanksgiving dinner, white meat or dark meat?

I'll take some of both please!

Answer to Do you worry about being penalty boxed on Answerbag?

Mon, 05 Oct 2009 23:59:52 -0700

Do you worry about being penalty boxed on Answerbag?

Nope

Answer to Does getting pleasure from music come from positive associations with memories of similar sounds, or is there something intrinsically beautiful in a sound that every brain recognizes? Or maybe something else? Where does it come from?

Mon, 05 Oct 2009 23:53:55 -0700

Does getting pleasure from music come from positive associations with memories of similar sounds, or is there something intrinsically beautiful in a sound that every brain recognizes? Or maybe something else? Where does it come from?

I don't know, but it's a dam good question.

Answer to True or False: Your pillow cases match your bed sheets?

Mon, 05 Oct 2009 23:48:09 -0700

True or False: Your pillow cases match your bed sheets?

That would be true

Answer to If you could ask God one question, what would you ask?

Mon, 05 Oct 2009 23:46:17 -0700

If you could ask God one question, what would you ask?

Please forgive me

Answer to How do you kill memories?

Mon, 05 Oct 2009 23:40:16 -0700

How do you kill memories?

By smoking too much dope.

Answer to Have you ever stayed to long?

Mon, 05 Oct 2009 23:29:51 -0700

Have you ever stayed to long?

Ya, and then I was 86-ED by Anaheim PD

Answer to What salon in greater Orlando, FL, gives the best perms?

Mon, 05 Oct 2009 23:26:26 -0700

What salon in greater Orlando, FL, gives the best perms?

Petsmart

Answer to My girlfriend of a year went to college this summer and cheated on me with a guy. She says that it is because iIam not there. Now she is home she wants to be back with me but still "friends" with him. How do i know that she will be faithful?

Mon, 05 Oct 2009 23:20:47 -0700

My girlfriend of a year went to college this summer and cheated on me with a guy. She says that it is because iIam not there. Now she is home she wants to be back with me but still "friends" with him. How do i know that she will be faithful?

Sorry to say this....... But dump the cheating bitch!

Answer to I'm just a teenage _ _ _ _ _ _ _ baby?

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 15:15:32 -0700

I'm just a teenage _ _ _ _ _ _ _ baby?

I think I know everything

Answer to Would you ask your kid to "score you some weed" or would you "score weed" for your parents. See link http://slate.com/id/2227962/?gt1=38001

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 15:07:52 -0700

Would you ask your kid to "score you some weed" or would you "score weed" for your parents. See link http://slate.com/id/2227962/?gt1=38001

Don’t need to ask anyone, I live in California and with a medical marijuana card and I just drive over and pick it up. J/K!!!!!

Answer to I hate tom cruise

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 14:44:35 -0700

I hate tom cruise

Dislike or hate? Hate is such a harsh word. (just asking)

Answer to Guys why do ye think farting is funny?

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 14:42:20 -0700

Guys why do ye think farting is funny?

when I was a child

Answer to Can you answer this question with the most sarcastic answer you can think of?

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 14:39:49 -0700

Can you answer this question with the most sarcastic answer you can think of?

Bush was smart!

Answer to What's something someone might pull?

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 14:37:10 -0700

What's something someone might pull?

A joke?

Answer to Be honest... do you look good when you wake up in the morning? or do you look rough?

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 14:36:00 -0700

Be honest... do you look good when you wake up in the morning? or do you look rough?

Sometimes I wonder "who the hell is that is the mirror"

Answer to If you had a pair of glasses that gave you x ray vision how would you use them? Would you be tempted to be naughty?

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 14:33:42 -0700

If you had a pair of glasses that gave you x ray vision how would you use them? Would you be tempted to be naughty?

Is a frogs a$$ water tight?

Answer to Did your parents have a saying that you now think is totally ridiculous?

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 14:15:07 -0700

Did your parents have a saying that you now think is totally ridiculous?

Yes, it went something like this: “Just because I said so"

Answer to If I was to invite you for a meal of weiner schnitzel, potatoes and vegetables, would you be interested?

Sun, 30 Aug 2009 06:06:10 -0700

If I was to invite you for a meal of weiner schnitzel, potatoes and vegetables, would you be interested?

What time & can I bring something?

Answer to Sexyrabbit just went Guru on us, who want to join me and congradulate this great achievment.?

Sun, 30 Aug 2009 06:00:21 -0700

Sexyrabbit just went Guru on us, who want to join me and congradulate this great achievment.?

Great job! Congrats!

Answer to Jonathan has been pensive lately is now a sage. Who would like to join me in a "New York City" party in his honour?

Sat, 15 Aug 2009 06:16:13 -0700

Jonathan has been pensive lately is now a sage. Who would like to join me in a "New York City" party in his honour?

Cheers from the west coast!

Answer to To become a citizen of the United States, you must

Sat, 15 Aug 2009 06:12:45 -0700

To become a citizen of the United States, you must

Learn or want/try to learn the English language, this is America. Right or wrong?

Answer to What spins?

Thu, 13 Aug 2009 05:49:50 -0700

What spins?

The small wheel on the mouse I used to look at the answers already given.

Answer to Besides an alarm clock, what sound has woken you up?

Thu, 13 Aug 2009 05:44:12 -0700

Besides an alarm clock, what sound has woken you up?

An earthquake that is greater than a magnitude 5.0, you can hear it like a freight train or a very low flying jet airliner.

Answer to Hanna Barbera or Loony Tunes?

Tue, 04 Aug 2009 16:59:35 -0700

Hanna Barbera or Loony Tunes?

Loony is good , but Hanna Barbera is king.....

Answer to What items can you buy in the supermarket that come in plastic bottles?

Tue, 04 Aug 2009 16:52:53 -0700

What items can you buy in the supermarket that come in plastic bottles?

Motor oil (in the hardware isle) Cat litter

Answer to Therapist made sage today !!!! i hope you will drop by and help her celebrate?

Mon, 03 Aug 2009 08:04:28 -0700

Therapist made sage today !!!! i hope you will drop by and help her celebrate?

Great job!

Answer to What are some fun, harmless jokes to play on your co-workers?

Mon, 03 Aug 2009 07:55:45 -0700

What are some fun, harmless jokes to play on your co-workers?

I take all the little round paper punches that are left in the printer (paper fed sprocket type) and I put them into the A/C vents in his vehicle. So the next time he goes out and turns on the A/C in this car all the paper circles blow right at him... It’s like it’s snowing!

Answer to Who would be your special person this Christmas?

Mon, 03 Aug 2009 07:48:59 -0700

Who would be your special person this Christmas?

Our soon to be "twin" girls, due 11/15

Answer to What team do you always root for, to lose?

Mon, 03 Aug 2009 07:46:57 -0700

What team do you always root for, to lose?

The Lams, I mean Rams.

Answer to What to do after submerging a quad in water

Mon, 03 Aug 2009 07:45:12 -0700

What to do after submerging a quad in water

Drain all the fluids, replace with new oil, gas ECT... Dry out the air filter; spray WD-40 on the electrical components. You should be good after that. Good luck

Answer to Why do people have so much trouble understanding God?

Mon, 03 Aug 2009 07:36:57 -0700

Why do people have so much trouble understanding God?

Because we are human

Answer to Can you become enlightened while drinking beer?

Thu, 30 Jul 2009 21:08:15 -0700

Can you become enlightened while drinking beer?

Only after a trip to the restroom

Answer to What is the point in living?

Thu, 30 Jul 2009 21:07:22 -0700

What is the point in living?

not being dead?

Answer to I say "1 Vs 100" you say?

Thu, 30 Jul 2009 21:05:15 -0700

I say "1 Vs 100" you say?

"Click" I just changed the channel, sorry

Answer to Is your blood type rare or universal?

Thu, 30 Jul 2009 20:52:18 -0700

Is your blood type rare or universal?

I think it's red

Answer to If you could say only five words to your dad, what would they be?

Thu, 30 Jul 2009 20:51:19 -0700

If you could say only five words to your dad, what would they be?

I miss you every day

Answer to Why do people automatically assume Asian ladies go w/ Asian guys? is it true that Caucasian men normally dont see "girlfriend material" when they see an Asian girl?

Thu, 30 Jul 2009 20:49:18 -0700

Why do people automatically assume Asian ladies go w/ Asian guys? is it true that Caucasian men normally dont see "girlfriend material" when they see an Asian girl?

Hell no!

Answer to How many labor hours to remove and replace a water pump assembly in Ford F550 diesel engine?

Thu, 30 Jul 2009 20:46:38 -0700

How many labor hours to remove and replace a water pump assembly in Ford F550 diesel engine?

Did my F-450 and took 1.5 to 2 hrs. Had all tools within arms distance.

Answer to How good are the footpaths or sidewalks in your local area?

Thu, 30 Jul 2009 20:42:49 -0700

How good are the footpaths or sidewalks in your local area?

very nice, no big problems.

Answer to Do you think Madonna's new $120 million contract is a good deal?

Thu, 30 Jul 2009 20:41:34 -0700

Do you think Madonna's new $120 million contract is a good deal?

As long as she does not die just B-4 she goes on tour.

Answer to Have you ever had to hire a Lawyer?

Thu, 30 Jul 2009 20:24:32 -0700

Have you ever had to hire a Lawyer?

yes in the past and I currently have one on retainer

Answer to Have you ever talked to an object that could not talk back?

Thu, 30 Jul 2009 20:17:50 -0700

Have you ever talked to an object that could not talk back?

All the time.

Answer to My favorite food is ________________, because you can never eat just one!

Thu, 30 Jul 2009 20:15:25 -0700

My favorite food is ________________, because you can never eat just one!

Tacos, beer, tacos, beer and some more tacos and maybe another beer.

Answer to Is some one you know in jail? what for?

Wed, 29 Jul 2009 23:51:25 -0700

Is some one you know in jail? what for?

Unfortunately yes, Federal Prison under false charges and the US government keeps delaying his trial (over 3 years) because they don't have evidence to even bring it to trial. Fortunately the truth is making it way around the walls the US government/ (BUSH ADMN) has built around the case to...

Answer to If you're happy and you know it _______(what?)

Wed, 29 Jul 2009 23:27:16 -0700

If you're happy and you know it _______(what?)

Grab a beer

Answer to What brand of tires do you have on your car? Do you like them?

Wed, 29 Jul 2009 23:26:26 -0700

What brand of tires do you have on your car? Do you like them?

Bridgestone

Answer to Lots of people have lucky numbers. Do you have a lucky colour?

Wed, 29 Jul 2009 23:24:44 -0700

Lots of people have lucky numbers. Do you have a lucky colour?

Hate to say it but yes. RED!

Answer to Where can I report an alien sighting?

Wed, 29 Jul 2009 23:19:44 -0700

Where can I report an alien sighting?

I gave up a long time ago, I see them all over the place. I live near Los Angeles Ca.

Answer to Would you love to have your shoes specially made?

Wed, 29 Jul 2009 23:17:39 -0700

Would you love to have your shoes specially made?

Yes, I had a pair of leather boots that had to conform to your feet. After that nothing felt better, could ware them for 12+ (on my feet) hours with no problem. But it took about 4 months to break in, ouch! So I would love a pair that I did not have to ware for 4 month in pain.

Answer to What do you think Bin Laden is doing right now?

Wed, 29 Jul 2009 23:12:30 -0700

What do you think Bin Laden is doing right now?

Answerbagging?

Answer to Which words best describe cigarettes smoking? Deadly addiction or Slow Suicide.

Wed, 29 Jul 2009 23:07:50 -0700

Which words best describe cigarettes smoking? Deadly addiction or Slow Suicide.

BOTH, and so hard to quit

Answer to If Rock n Roll music had to be called something else, what would it be called?

Wed, 29 Jul 2009 23:00:12 -0700

If Rock n Roll music had to be called something else, what would it be called?

Good question, here's my best..... "Stone and bisket " LOL

Answer to Can you drive a stick shift (manual transmission)?

Wed, 29 Jul 2009 22:43:07 -0700

Can you drive a stick shift (manual transmission)?

Yes, :0

Answer to Can you name a place that ends with '-land'?

Wed, 29 Jul 2009 22:39:27 -0700

Can you name a place that ends with '-land'?

GILLIAN'S ISLAND?

Answer to Dinner will be Lasagna. What vegetable would you like with it?

Tue, 28 Jul 2009 13:49:13 -0700

Dinner will be Lasagna. What vegetable would you like with it?

Salad please :0

Answer to What is something that requires a person to have a steady hand?

Sun, 26 Jul 2009 20:49:17 -0700

What is something that requires a person to have a steady hand?

just a few off the top of the head. Bomb maker, bomb diffuser, janga player,marks-man, and sniper

Answer to RIDDLE: I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I?

Sun, 26 Jul 2009 20:44:10 -0700

RIDDLE: I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I?

sponge?

Answer to Do people in the Netherlands go Dutch?

Sun, 26 Jul 2009 20:42:40 -0700

Do people in the Netherlands go Dutch?

don't know, but very funny

Answer to How many people on answerbag have recommended you a book to read?

Sun, 26 Jul 2009 20:34:39 -0700

How many people on answerbag have recommended you a book to read?

so far, nada

Answer to Do you treat your kids like pets? or your pets like kids?

Sun, 26 Jul 2009 17:35:42 -0700

Do you treat your kids like pets? or your pets like kids?

Many years we have had "furry" kids since we were unable to have childern of our own. As far as the kids go.... We would love and care for them no matter what. If things change (they won't) I'll update you. We have been blessed with the adoption of twins girls that are due...

Answer to I have been married to my wife for 17 yrs we have sex every night plus some mornings is that above avarage as she says

Sun, 26 Jul 2009 17:08:02 -0700

I have been married to my wife for 17 yrs we have sex every night plus some mornings is that above avarage as she says

Every night! Dang, Maybe B-4 and right after we got married. (married 16 yrs)

Answer to The study of former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin is called what?

Sun, 26 Jul 2009 16:57:46 -0700

The study of former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin is called what?

Palin in the ass?

Answer to Does it bother you that everyone's avatars are so small?

Sun, 26 Jul 2009 09:28:46 -0700

Does it bother you that everyone's avatars are so small?

Not really on the normal answer/question pages. But they could be larger I think on each A/B’ers personal information page. That way I would not have to use my magnifying glass on the ones I can't see because the avatar is small.

Answer to What are the chances that there are nude pictures of you floating around somewhere on the internet?

Sat, 25 Jul 2009 12:57:56 -0700

What are the chances that there are nude pictures of you floating around somewhere on the internet?

100% of ZERO! (I'm always the one taking the photos. JK...LOL)

Answer to Would you take your dog's teeth out if it kept biting people?

Sat, 25 Jul 2009 12:54:09 -0700

Would you take your dog's teeth out if it kept biting people?

No, my dog better not bite people, and if she did the proper actions would be put into place.

Answer to Do you want to see Harry potter and The Half Blood Prince? "Going to see it today". :)

Sat, 25 Jul 2009 12:42:03 -0700

Do you want to see Harry potter and The Half Blood Prince? "Going to see it today". :)

No, I have never watched any of the Harry Potter movies. Just not into that stuff.

Answer to What's a good reason to go to church?

Sat, 25 Jul 2009 06:11:22 -0700

What's a good reason to go to church?

Getting up and down, up and down, up and down (you see where this is going). Its good cardio?

Answer to Looks like we're even, Chief. We missed YOUR 1st AB anniversary on June 11th. Would you all join me in celebrating The Chief's first full year (and month+) of Answerbagging? How 'bout some sea shanties, pirate or Navy songs for the old salt?! ;-)

Sat, 25 Jul 2009 06:02:39 -0700

Looks like we're even, Chief. We missed YOUR 1st AB anniversary on June 11th. Would you all join me in celebrating The Chief's first full year (and month+) of Answerbagging? How 'bout some sea shanties, pirate or Navy songs for the old salt?! ;-)

Happy anniversary CHIEF! I raise a cup of TREE BARK up in honor of the CPO! So, Chief have you written down your POD? LOL.... Really, Congrats, and thanks for all you did and everything you gave for this country!

Answer to Trivia time! What's my favorite hobby?

Sat, 25 Jul 2009 04:49:50 -0700

Trivia time! What's my favorite hobby?

Well I let the cat out of the bag in Duke's corner. I was gonna say Guns too. (Love the smell of gun powder in the morning)

Answer to I am marrying a marine who wants to wear his dress blues for the wedding and i am struggling on wedding colors because i am not a traditional person i like to be different

Sat, 25 Jul 2009 03:54:35 -0700

I am marrying a marine who wants to wear his dress blues for the wedding and i am struggling on wedding colors because i am not a traditional person i like to be different

Dress blues are dark, so white will go. But this is another guy's thoughts.

Answer to Would you buy $500 shoes if they were the "perfect" pair for you?

Sat, 25 Jul 2009 03:20:42 -0700

Would you buy $500 shoes if they were the "perfect" pair for you?

Yes and I have, But they were boots not shoes. I guess that counts?

Answer to Are you over 6 ft tall

Sat, 25 Jul 2009 03:16:16 -0700

Are you over 6 ft tall

Yes sir!

Answer to Are you going To Bed?

Sat, 25 Jul 2009 02:52:07 -0700

Are you going To Bed?

Have not been able, I guess since it is all most 3am, I should just go and make coffee.

Answer to What comes to mind when I say "Flint Balls"?

Sat, 25 Jul 2009 01:43:47 -0700

What comes to mind when I say "Flint Balls"?

keeping them wet, and no sparks :)

Answer to What is the funniest song title of all time?

Sat, 25 Jul 2009 00:37:04 -0700

What is the funniest song title of all time?

I don't remember the singer’s name but it was some cowboy in the 80's and the title was..... (Please forgive me ladies for saying this)..... it was called "cum stains on my pillow"

Answer to Am I the only person under 80 years old that likes pie?

Sat, 25 Jul 2009 00:21:53 -0700

Am I the only person under 80 years old that likes pie?

Pie good, and I mean ALL pie is good. And pies you can't buy at Marie Calendars!

Answer to My puppy does not like being outside and wines about it. Therefore, he won't "relieve" himself outside until he gets back in the house. How do I train him to like being outside so he can "relieve" himself.

Fri, 24 Jul 2009 23:52:38 -0700

My puppy does not like being outside and wines about it. Therefore, he won't "relieve" himself outside until he gets back in the house. How do I train him to like being outside so he can "relieve" himself.

Very easy, this works well. When it's time for the puppy to do his biz. Take him/her outside and lead them to the grass away from the concrete. Wait a few minutes....it won’t take long. Dog will sniff around; find the right spot and go. And as mrJosh said "Praise him" and the...

Answer to What do you keep in your wardrobe for a special occasion?

Fri, 24 Jul 2009 22:47:22 -0700

What do you keep in your wardrobe for a special occasion?

I'm sorry to hear that (I feel bad now for asking)

Answer to My girlfriend has 5 cats. How can I convince her to cut it down to a more reasonable number?

Fri, 24 Jul 2009 22:14:38 -0700

My girlfriend has 5 cats. How can I convince her to cut it down to a more reasonable number?

Good freaking luck. I lived with cat's growing up. Spent only 2 years living by my self. Met the wife and now I got four, that was 16 yrs ago and they are still here. If you lover her, you just got to deal with it. And hope ones dies soon! NOW.......HOLD ON,HOLD ON I'm JK, I would...

Answer to What do you keep in your wardrobe for a special occasion?

Fri, 24 Jul 2009 22:05:08 -0700

What do you keep in your wardrobe for a special occasion?

"Nothing" (.) HEEHEEE. I'm a bad boy, LOL!

Answer to Why is it a bad idea to get involved romantically with a co-worker?

Fri, 24 Jul 2009 18:02:40 -0700

Why is it a bad idea to get involved romantically with a co-worker?

Don't do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Been there done that and it was ugly when it ended. And then office meetings later, not too pleasant.

Answer to Whats your Favorite comedy movie?

Thu, 23 Jul 2009 06:50:02 -0700

Whats your Favorite comedy movie?

The one and only, "Caddy Shack"

Answer to What memories do you associate with the beach?

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 18:40:34 -0700

What memories do you associate with the beach?

comming home with sand in my crack.

Answer to Would you rather drive or ride in a car?

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 18:27:17 -0700

Would you rather drive or ride in a car?

Sorry but move to the passenger’s seat, I'm driving

Answer to I'd like a piece of ________?

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 18:23:34 -0700

I'd like a piece of ________?

Some of Snoops sticky icky

Answer to What is a noisy toy that a child might get as a gift and will be miserable for others in the house?

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 18:07:08 -0700

What is a noisy toy that a child might get as a gift and will be miserable for others in the house?

Whistle, mega-phone, any key board, Mr. Microphone or a Karaokee machine

Answer to Where would you never put your hand?

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 17:51:49 -0700

Where would you never put your hand?

On another man's penis.

Answer to How much time each day do you spend completely alone, thinking about different things?

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 17:45:25 -0700

How much time each day do you spend completely alone, thinking about different things?

Every day since January 7th, 2009, that was the day I was let go from work. Just been way too much time on my hands. And to boot, not much out there in the job market.