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Answer to http://www.fvza.org/topthree.html Anyone believe this crap?

Mon, 31 Oct 2011 06:52:22 -0700

http://www.fvza.org/topthree.html Anyone believe this crap?

That's hilarious. It's gotta be a spoof.

Answer to Is telekinesis and telepathy real? Why or why not?

Tue, 25 Oct 2011 11:02:21 -0700

Is telekinesis and telepathy real? Why or why not?

Yes, there is quite a bit of experimental evidence for both. There are the Princeton psychokinesis experiments which demonstrate telekinesis and the Autoganzfeld experiments which demonstrate telepathy.

Answer to Do you believe in ghosts? Do you have any scary experiences?

Thu, 13 Oct 2011 21:29:51 -0700

Do you believe in ghosts? Do you have any scary experiences?

Yes, I think ghosts are real. No, I've never seen one and frankly, they're scared of me.

Answer to If the big bang theory is true, where did the materials needed to start the big bang come from if there was nothing before it?

Wed, 12 Oct 2011 21:40:40 -0700

If the big bang theory is true, where did the materials needed to start the big bang come from if there was nothing before it?

There may not even have been a big bang. The theory has a lot of problems.

Answer to Is this real or fake?

Sun, 09 Oct 2011 08:18:57 -0700

Is this real or fake?

I think it's fake. The mirror image looks CGI.

Answer to HELP! I've been saved! Will you kidnap me?

Thu, 06 Oct 2011 21:09:34 -0700

HELP! I've been saved! Will you kidnap me?

Oh noes! The Christians are at it again! Here, step inside my pentagram and wave some burning sage. That will protect you.

Answer to FOX crew assaulted & pepper sprayed by cops at OWS protests. Do you think that will change the way FOX reports on OWS?

Thu, 06 Oct 2011 21:07:07 -0700

FOX crew assaulted & pepper sprayed by cops at OWS protests. Do you think that will change the way FOX reports on OWS?

Fox News is incapable of being anything but a right wing organ grinder.

Answer to Do you accept paranormal activity MORE around Halloween?

Thu, 06 Oct 2011 20:59:49 -0700

Do you accept paranormal activity MORE around Halloween?

No, it's pretty much around all the time.

Answer to Do you think the FBI or CIA ever investigated paranormal or supernatural phenomenon?

Thu, 06 Oct 2011 20:58:54 -0700

Do you think the FBI or CIA ever investigated paranormal or supernatural phenomenon?

Google the Stargate project. It was a CIA program that ran for 20 years. It was closed down and "debunked" when one of the members went public. It's speculated that the CIA still runs programs like this.

Answer to Suppose another angel rebelled and like Lucifer fell from heaven. Would there be two hell places at war with each other..?

Tue, 04 Oct 2011 21:47:35 -0700

Suppose another angel rebelled and like Lucifer fell from heaven. Would there be two hell places at war with each other..?

Everyone knows that Hell is just the smoking section.

Answer to So it turns out that women like guys who bathe regularly - who knew?

Tue, 04 Oct 2011 21:46:03 -0700

So it turns out that women like guys who bathe regularly - who knew?

Well, my wife knew. I'm not allowed to get into bed if I smell like a feral pig on a bender.

Answer to Men, when was the last time you shed a tear?

Tue, 04 Oct 2011 21:43:02 -0700

Men, when was the last time you shed a tear?

When the SF Giants got eliminated.

Answer to What's in your pocket?

Tue, 04 Oct 2011 21:41:56 -0700

What's in your pocket?

Nothing but Mr. Happy. Please don't touch my junk.

Answer to If you stepped out of your room only to come back to find me stuffing your dirty sock from under your bed into my mouth, what would you say?

Tue, 04 Oct 2011 21:39:47 -0700

If you stepped out of your room only to come back to find me stuffing your dirty sock from under your bed into my mouth, what would you say?

If you appeared harmless, I would reach over and take my sock back and throw it in the hamper and then gently, but firmly, escort you out of my house with clear instructions never to return. If you did not appear harmless, well, I have a wicked curved hardwood stick for just such occasions so...

Answer to Would you move your shoulder if I tried to lay on it?

Tue, 04 Oct 2011 21:34:38 -0700

Would you move your shoulder if I tried to lay on it?

Yes. No offense or anything, but it's really uncomfortable and my arm always goes to sleep when someone leans on it. You could for a little bit though, provided that you have good hygiene.

Answer to Do you think the occupy wall street protestors and the tea party should work together?

Tue, 04 Oct 2011 21:31:46 -0700

Do you think the occupy wall street protestors and the tea party should work together?

You might want to learn about these two groups. I don't think they'd like each other.

Answer to Has anyone ever walked in on you talking about them? If so, what was your reaction?

Tue, 04 Oct 2011 21:30:21 -0700

Has anyone ever walked in on you talking about them? If so, what was your reaction?

I simply said "Oh, hi, we were just talking about you. I don't talk trash about people so I have nothing to fear.

Answer to Who do you turn to when the world falls apart?

Tue, 04 Oct 2011 21:28:55 -0700

Who do you turn to when the world falls apart?

I turn to my wife and say: "We had a good run." Then the world falls apart and we all die because no one is going to survive the world actually falling apart.

Answer to Would blow darts kill a zombie.

Sat, 01 Oct 2011 18:50:35 -0700

Would blow darts kill a zombie.

Nope. Gotta shoot them in the head.

Answer to What is the funniest thing you could think of to be haunted.

Sun, 25 Sep 2011 21:29:27 -0700

What is the funniest thing you could think of to be haunted.

A toilet. spectral farts and guy ghosts that miss the bowl when they pee.

Answer to Give me some jobs that would be cool if a zombie was the one doing them.

Sat, 24 Sep 2011 21:57:44 -0700

Give me some jobs that would be cool if a zombie was the one doing them.

United States Senator: Oh, wait. They already are.

Answer to Were you just singing or is there a cat in terrible pain where you're at?

Fri, 23 Sep 2011 18:28:27 -0700

Were you just singing or is there a cat in terrible pain where you're at?

No, no need to worry, everything's fine. We're just giving the cat a bath.

Answer to We mostly assume aliens are more advanced than us but if we found life that's less advanced do you think we would be benevolent to them?

Mon, 19 Sep 2011 10:26:22 -0700

We mostly assume aliens are more advanced than us but if we found life that's less advanced do you think we would be benevolent to them?

I think it's safe to say that we would do to them what we do to our own people: exploit them at the first opportunity.

Answer to Are there any psychics on here? If so did i make the right decision? :( please be specific. thanks

Fri, 16 Sep 2011 10:58:31 -0700

Are there any psychics on here? If so did i make the right decision? :( please be specific. thanks

No, you didn't.

Answer to How long can a zombie live with out eating, how long normally and if a zombie, were wolf and vampire all bit each other, what would happen ?

Mon, 12 Sep 2011 20:51:32 -0700

How long can a zombie live with out eating, how long normally and if a zombie, were wolf and vampire all bit each other, what would happen ?

I don't believe that this has come up. The zombie would not affect the vampire and vice versa, because both are dead already and the werewolf would not affect either for the same reason. I don't know if werewolves are affected by the undead, but probably not. They're all magical in some way. ...

Answer to What is something about your belief system, (thiests and athiests both), that can be established in FACT not just opinion? Support answer.

Sat, 10 Sep 2011 12:13:44 -0700

What is something about your belief system, (thiests and athiests both), that can be established in FACT not just opinion? Support answer.

Yes, psychic ability. The Ganzfeld studies, the most continually and relentlessly attacked experiment in the history of science has withstood all skeptical attacks and still remain valid.

Answer to can a landlord make you clean a mess she made? can she barge in for no reason? and can she keep her sons stufff in here. thank you

Sat, 10 Sep 2011 12:04:01 -0700

can a landlord make you clean a mess she made? can she barge in for no reason? and can she keep her sons stufff in here. thank you

I don't know where you live, but the answer is almost always no. If you have some weird, non standard arrangement, this could be messy however.

Answer to True or false - terrorism can't end until the mind-sets of terrorists are changed?

Sat, 10 Sep 2011 12:02:31 -0700

True or false - terrorism can't end until the mind-sets of terrorists are changed?

False. You have to end the conditions that breed terrorism.

Answer to How would you (if you found that it existed) capture a Big Foot?

Fri, 09 Sep 2011 11:13:59 -0700

How would you (if you found that it existed) capture a Big Foot?

You don't. You do your best to document its existence and you leave it alone. A beast that is 7' tall upright, undoubtedly intelligent and insanely strong would be extremely difficult to capture and would probably be injured in the process if it didn't end up killing its captors. At the very...

Answer to personal opinion,do we have a secret base on the moon and thats what nasa blew up with that nuke a while back?

Thu, 01 Sep 2011 08:37:03 -0700

personal opinion,do we have a secret base on the moon and thats what nasa blew up with that nuke a while back?

When I see a question of this sort, I'm intrigued, but I'm skeptical at the same time. I need to know what you know so that I'm on the same page. What are your sources?

Answer to Dad's gf' son. Where should he sleep? .

Sun, 28 Aug 2011 21:41:25 -0700

Dad's gf' son. Where should he sleep? .

No one gives up their bed. The kid is a guest and sleeps on an inflatable mattress in your room. In the morning he stands it up against the wall so that everyone can move. That kind of arrangement sucks, but it's what you do in bad situations like that. Here is a message for your father: ...

Answer to tell me about your favorite quote and what it means to you

Sun, 28 Aug 2011 21:22:47 -0700

tell me about your favorite quote and what it means to you

A ship in harbor is safe, but that's not what ships are for. I think it's self explanatory.

Answer to What are your thoughts on Amy Winehouse's passing?

Sun, 28 Aug 2011 21:21:53 -0700

What are your thoughts on Amy Winehouse's passing?

Another sad member of the 27 club. May she rest in peace.

Answer to Is it okay if I masturbate over 50 times a day and I'm only fourteen?

Fri, 26 Aug 2011 14:03:03 -0700

Is it okay if I masturbate over 50 times a day and I'm only fourteen?

That sounds like a record of some sort. You might rub yourself a little raw.

Answer to Is the result of our lives fate, or choice?

Fri, 26 Aug 2011 10:38:53 -0700

Is the result of our lives fate, or choice?

Choice

Answer to Should the U.S. Chamber of Commerce endorse political candidates? Or should it be neutral, giving voice to all candidates?

Fri, 26 Aug 2011 06:07:55 -0700

Should the U.S. Chamber of Commerce endorse political candidates? Or should it be neutral, giving voice to all candidates?

The US CofC has, ironically, turned into a front for foreign businesses and governments. They should be banned from politics...

Answer to have you hugged a witch today ? .... wanna ?

Thu, 25 Aug 2011 19:48:59 -0700

have you hugged a witch today ? .... wanna ?

Yup. I'm up for a big, manly hug.

Answer to While having sex with hubby and you get tired but he wants you to continue till he cums, would you?

Wed, 24 Aug 2011 10:27:18 -0700

While having sex with hubby and you get tired but he wants you to continue till he cums, would you?

It's normal to let a guy finish, if he can do it fairly quickly. A bit of stroking can speed things up considerably and without objections. If all else fails, there is always the hand job consolation prize.

Answer to What three words can brighten up your day?

Wed, 24 Aug 2011 10:23:21 -0700

What three words can brighten up your day?

Let's have sex.

Answer to Is the earth quack that happened today, Aug. 23, 2011, a sign the end is near?

Wed, 24 Aug 2011 10:02:36 -0700

Is the earth quack that happened today, Aug. 23, 2011, a sign the end is near?

In California, we use earthquakes like that to stir our coffee. Don't worry. It's nothing.

Answer to Besides money, what else does your work provide for you ?

Tue, 23 Aug 2011 18:01:46 -0700

Besides money, what else does your work provide for you ?

Lots of job experience, a few injuries and an unstable income and no medical insurance.

Answer to Do you believe you have a very good understanding of the male known as Jesus Christ or do you need additional information?

Tue, 23 Aug 2011 18:00:00 -0700

Do you believe you have a very good understanding of the male known as Jesus Christ or do you need additional information?

Frankly, this question seems kind of creepy in a let-me-tell-you-about-Jesus sort of way. I"ll take a pass on getting any information from you. I can look it up on Wikipedia if I'm curious.

Answer to Would you date Jennifer Lopez?

Tue, 23 Aug 2011 10:59:28 -0700

Would you date Jennifer Lopez?

I know nothing about her aside from what I read occasionally. Based solely on her looks? Yes, she's very pretty. But a relationship takes a lot more than that. From what I've heard, she's really not the sort of person who is good wifey material.

Answer to Agree or disagree - Abortion is the greatest sin?

Tue, 23 Aug 2011 10:56:25 -0700

Agree or disagree - Abortion is the greatest sin?

There is no sin. So I disagree.

Answer to Should the US divide into 2 countries, 1 for Republicans and the other for Democrats? Those on opposing sides would have 1 year to declare

Tue, 23 Aug 2011 10:26:27 -0700

Should the US divide into 2 countries, 1 for Republicans and the other for Democrats? Those on opposing sides would have 1 year to declare

This would be incredibly hard on the Republicans, who would be unable to support their large, unproductive, unemployed population. (There are far more Republicans on the dole than Democrats.) Their regions would quickly dissolve into the fiefdoms of the 1800's, with company towns, and company...

Answer to Have you ever wanted "To Kill A Mocking Bird"?

Mon, 22 Aug 2011 13:48:13 -0700

Have you ever wanted "To Kill A Mocking Bird"?

I have killed a mocking bird. It was a stupid thing I did as a kid and the bird ended up dying horribly. I hated myself for it and have never done anything like that since. I never hurt animals of any sort anymore.

Answer to How Accurate has a Psychic been for you?

Sun, 21 Aug 2011 15:37:48 -0700

How Accurate has a Psychic been for you?

I hung around with a lot of professional psychics during the New Age Movement. Some were truly awesome, others, not so much. Generally, you get what you pay for.

Answer to Can you prove you're psychic?

Fri, 19 Aug 2011 16:35:46 -0700

Can you prove you're psychic?

Yes. I've taken some psychic quizzes and come out pretty well on them. It requires statistics, which don't actually prove it, so much as they just rule out chance as an explanation. I've researched this and it's way more complicated than just asking someone a few questions.

Answer to Cat Doesn't Like to Move

Thu, 18 Aug 2011 06:46:39 -0700

Cat Doesn't Like to Move

If you need that spot to sit or you just want the cat to move, grab a pillow and shove him with it. Or use a towel and swish it on him to annoy him enough to move. These things irritate cats, but they are otherwise harmless.

Answer to Can someone explain to me what a hipster is?

Wed, 17 Aug 2011 19:32:05 -0700

Can someone explain to me what a hipster is?

Apparently a disney princess. http://www.themarysue.com/hipster-princesses/

Answer to What did Egyptians explore???

Wed, 17 Aug 2011 19:24:13 -0700

What did Egyptians explore???

The ancient Egyptians were not big on conquering, keeping mainly to the Nile and surrounding areas. They did, however, maintain relations with neighboring civilizations. Whatever exploring they did, was mainly for trade purposes.

Answer to I up rooted a small tree, but not sure I got enough roots. Leaves are withering after only one day. Does that mean for certain it is dead?

Wed, 17 Aug 2011 19:21:45 -0700

I up rooted a small tree, but not sure I got enough roots. Leaves are withering after only one day. Does that mean for certain it is dead?

Keep it watered, but frankly, it doesn't look good.

Answer to When we take the honey from the bees, do you think they notice and get mad?

Wed, 17 Aug 2011 19:20:02 -0700

When we take the honey from the bees, do you think they notice and get mad?

Yes, taking the honey from bees makes them mad. That's why no one in their right mind does this without protective gear. Beekeepers also keep a smoke can handy to smoke out the bees and get them to leave. They get stung occasionally.

Answer to What would happen if a black hole gets sucked in by another black hole? is this possible? what would happen???

Wed, 17 Aug 2011 07:53:31 -0700

What would happen if a black hole gets sucked in by another black hole? is this possible? what would happen???

If two black holes merge, you get a larger black hole. They can get really big. Big enough in fact, to put 400 billion suns in orbit around it. That's right. At the center of every galaxy is a super massive black hole providing enough gravitational pull to affect everything within a 100,000...

Answer to have you heard this theory? about how when people die, god gives them the choice of their fate? (about god, ghosts, hell... see description)

Wed, 17 Aug 2011 07:44:25 -0700

have you heard this theory? about how when people die, god gives them the choice of their fate? (about god, ghosts, hell... see description)

You can believe anything you want to, but this is just one story among many thousands about what happens when you die.

Answer to Does people talking to the dead make any seance to you?

Mon, 15 Aug 2011 07:37:33 -0700

Does people talking to the dead make any seance to you?

There is ample evidence that consciousness survives death, so yes.

Answer to young male right handed lots of pain and numbness on hand after writing for 3 hours

Sun, 14 Aug 2011 20:37:05 -0700

young male right handed lots of pain and numbness on hand after writing for 3 hours

Duh?

Answer to Do you beli3ve in vampires?

Sun, 14 Aug 2011 20:36:18 -0700

Do you beli3ve in vampires?

The myth of vampires originated in the middle ages because dead bodies bloat a few days after dying, giving the corpse a more lifelike appearance. Villagers would open their mouths and shove a brick or rock in to prevent them from coming back to life. Real vampires are extremely wealthy and...

Answer to Would you join the Mafia?

Sun, 14 Aug 2011 18:57:07 -0700

Would you join the Mafia?

There is an old saying that applies here: "If you dance with a bear, you don't get to lead." Capishe?

Answer to Is this war?

Sat, 13 Aug 2011 12:40:53 -0700

Is this war?

In the paranormal category? Always.

Answer to On average, how much does a modern sub periscope rise when it goes up?

Thu, 11 Aug 2011 13:36:44 -0700

On average, how much does a modern sub periscope rise when it goes up?

From Wikipedia: 21st-century submarines do not necessarily have periscopes. The United States Navy's Virginia-class submarines and the Royal Navy's Astute Class submarines instead use photonics masts, pioneered by the Royal Navy's HMS Trenchant, which lift an electronic imaging sensor-set above...

Answer to what is your opinion on kate gosselin?

Thu, 11 Aug 2011 13:34:11 -0700

what is your opinion on kate gosselin?

If she didn't have a show, she'd be on welfare. So I'm rooting for her. No, I don't watch her show. I'd have never heard of her at all if she didn't make the tabloids.

Answer to How, exactly, can I make money by predicting the end of civilization?

Thu, 11 Aug 2011 13:31:53 -0700

How, exactly, can I make money by predicting the end of civilization?

You're late to the party. There is already a whole industry built up around it.

Answer to Who is most guilty of allowing presuppositions to cloud objectivity, atheists, professed Christians, or true Christians?

Thu, 11 Aug 2011 11:40:22 -0700

Who is most guilty of allowing presuppositions to cloud objectivity, atheists, professed Christians, or true Christians?

It's not the religion, it's the personality. You can find blowhards on all sides.

Answer to The British government is looking at turning off social media sites at times of 'social unrest'. Do you think they should?

Thu, 11 Aug 2011 11:37:18 -0700

The British government is looking at turning off social media sites at times of 'social unrest'. Do you think they should?

Bad idea. There are a million ways to communicate and it's a double edged sword. You can't track the trouble makers and you can't use the technology to end the unrest.

Answer to Are soapstone countertops subject to staining?

Thu, 11 Aug 2011 11:34:42 -0700

Are soapstone countertops subject to staining?

Yes, any soft stone countertop will be subject to staining. (Even granite can stain.) Make sure it's sealed really well.

Answer to Do you prefer flat paint or semi-gloss?

Thu, 11 Aug 2011 11:32:50 -0700

Do you prefer flat paint or semi-gloss?

Semi-gloss latex paint tastes much better than flat and it goes well with red wine.

Answer to What is the purpose of God sending you on Earth?

Thu, 11 Aug 2011 11:31:23 -0700

What is the purpose of God sending you on Earth?

Punishment for too many fart jokes.

Answer to You're A-OK and hurray hurray if someone running the country shares your religion. What if he/she doesn't? Are you still okay with that?

Thu, 11 Aug 2011 11:30:14 -0700

You're A-OK and hurray hurray if someone running the country shares your religion. What if he/she doesn't? Are you still okay with that?

Yup. I really don't care about someone's religion. They can be Wiccan for all I care.

Answer to Why dont they let us talk about things we dont understand ?

Thu, 11 Aug 2011 11:28:17 -0700

Why dont they let us talk about things we dont understand ?

Because there is nothing quite so stupid as people standing around talking about something when they are completely ignorant about that subject. It was mildly tolerable before the internet because it was harder to find out about stuff. Now there is no excuse for it.

Answer to Are you feeling any movement ?

Thu, 11 Aug 2011 11:25:13 -0700

Are you feeling any movement ?

Nope. Things are seismically quiet around here . . . for now.

Answer to Once Hired Guns do the job they are immediately useless/irrelevant/obsolete...unless they take over the town. Do they stay or move on?

Thu, 11 Aug 2011 07:00:32 -0700

Once Hired Guns do the job they are immediately useless/irrelevant/obsolete...unless they take over the town. Do they stay or move on?

I would say that it depends entirely on the hired gun. Or as my Old Uncle Joe used to say: "If you dance with bears, don't expect to lead."

Answer to Where would a bear deficate if there were no woods?

Wed, 10 Aug 2011 19:10:26 -0700

Where would a bear deficate if there were no woods?

Wherever they want to. Don't mess with bears.

Answer to Do Oujia Boards actually work?!

Wed, 10 Aug 2011 18:26:45 -0700

Do Oujia Boards actually work?!

Just remember, garbage in, garbage out. Be specific about what you want. It's very easy for you to mess up the message because of wishful thinking, so take the answers with a grain of salt.

Answer to Can you taste the rainbow?

Wed, 10 Aug 2011 09:28:58 -0700

Can you taste the rainbow?

This guy can: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI

Answer to Do extraterrestrial beings possess knowledge regarding the origins of mankind?

Wed, 10 Aug 2011 09:27:19 -0700

Do extraterrestrial beings possess knowledge regarding the origins of mankind?

Perhaps you could ask them? Oh right. First you have to find them. Doh!

Answer to How does Japan and Germany pay its workers wages greater than the U.S and achieve a trade SURPLUS with China?

Tue, 09 Aug 2011 21:17:01 -0700

How does Japan and Germany pay its workers wages greater than the U.S and achieve a trade SURPLUS with China?

They don't sell the jobs of their citizens out from under them. They protect and take care of their people.

Answer to Hilary Clinton was wrong: It takes a family to raise a child; becaause The Village usually does not give a damn. Thoughts?

Tue, 09 Aug 2011 21:15:54 -0700

Hilary Clinton was wrong: It takes a family to raise a child; becaause The Village usually does not give a damn. Thoughts?

I hope that someday you find out what a real neighborhood is. It's a treasure that money can't buy.

Answer to Which is better cats or dogs?

Tue, 09 Aug 2011 21:13:52 -0700

Which is better cats or dogs?

Cats. I had to say that so that they would untie me.

Answer to Do Scientists know which Galaxy came into existence first after the Big Bang?

Tue, 09 Aug 2011 21:10:38 -0700

Do Scientists know which Galaxy came into existence first after the Big Bang?

Nope. That's not possible. There is no way to know what the center point of expansion was.

Answer to Will physics ever be complete?

Tue, 09 Aug 2011 21:08:54 -0700

Will physics ever be complete?

No. That's not possible.

Answer to When would you have a bad feeling or bad feelings about a company? Why?

Mon, 08 Aug 2011 19:44:37 -0700

When would you have a bad feeling or bad feelings about a company? Why?

You know your company is bad when: (I am not making this up!!) They cut used copier paper into little squares to save money on post it notes (Yes, it happened.) Your job is to find someone that will sell goods to your company on credit and the main criteria is that they haven't heard of your...

Answer to Are you from the counter era?

Mon, 08 Aug 2011 19:33:10 -0700

Are you from the counter era?

What is the counter era?

Answer to I have constant urges to masturbate several times a day, even though i am sexually active. this is a bad thing? how can i stop?

Mon, 08 Aug 2011 15:40:50 -0700

I have constant urges to masturbate several times a day, even though i am sexually active. this is a bad thing? how can i stop?

You must be a young man. Whacking off all the time will reduce the amount of pleasure you get from sex, and if you do it enough you'll have trouble getting it up when it counts, but that's about it. There is no method for stopping, you just have to have the will.

Answer to Is sex always supposed to hurt in the beginning?

Sun, 07 Aug 2011 19:54:30 -0700

Is sex always supposed to hurt in the beginning?

KY is a common lubricant that is intended for this situation. It doesn't take very much. Don't lose any sleep over this. Some women don't lubricate quickly. It's OK. Oh well, I guess he'll just have to go down on you. ;)

Answer to Can you purchase a nebula or galaxy?

Sun, 07 Aug 2011 19:51:11 -0700

Can you purchase a nebula or galaxy?

I own the galaxy just up a little ways and to the left of ours. It is for sale for $200.00. Please contact me for details and we can complete the purchase. I will send you the deed of ownership including all rights to any life you find there. It is up to you to enslave it, that's not included.

Answer to Would you let the Dark Lord touch you intimately for a weekend spent between Sandra Bullocks fishy yet enchanting thighs?

Sun, 07 Aug 2011 19:47:18 -0700

Would you let the Dark Lord touch you intimately for a weekend spent between Sandra Bullocks fishy yet enchanting thighs?

No. Neither the Dark Lord nor the TSA is going to touch my junk. And while I certainly agree that Sandra Bullock is a total hottie, so is my wife and she doesn't even wear make up. Remember, the person you see on screen is a live human being just like the rest of us. Beautiful or not she's...

Answer to Is answerbag partisan or bipartisan I am new and do not want to find out later, I am dealing with a bunch of partisan lunatics!?

Sun, 07 Aug 2011 19:16:08 -0700

Is answerbag partisan or bipartisan I am new and do not want to find out later, I am dealing with a bunch of partisan lunatics!?

If you get into politics, you'll find that people enthusiastically promote their views on both sides. Some are civil about it, others, not so much. Parapsychology debates are just as heated if not more so. I hope that helps.

Answer to Do you like traveling outside of the USA on a vacation? I loved Cancun Mexico when I went there this year.

Sun, 07 Aug 2011 19:13:33 -0700

Do you like traveling outside of the USA on a vacation? I loved Cancun Mexico when I went there this year.

I love Germany

Answer to When you ask someone to substantiate a statement by requiring a link as proof are you calling the person a liar? Do you think it's made up?

Sun, 07 Aug 2011 10:15:23 -0700

When you ask someone to substantiate a statement by requiring a link as proof are you calling the person a liar? Do you think it's made up?

I frequently discuss parapsychology and there are often situations where people claim to have facts that they don't posses. (Skeptics are the worst offenders) Since we're already on opposite sides of the issue, trust is non-existent. Everyone must substantiate their argument to show that...

Answer to Suppose we have radiocontact with an alien highly advanced civilisation. What is your first and most important question to those aliens?

Sun, 07 Aug 2011 10:05:53 -0700

Suppose we have radiocontact with an alien highly advanced civilisation. What is your first and most important question to those aliens?

What do you think of this season of "Jersey Shore?"

Answer to Would you like to be a child again or are you happier being an adult?

Sat, 06 Aug 2011 11:52:52 -0700

Would you like to be a child again or are you happier being an adult?

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Answer to ALMOST every Baby Boomer I talk to says that the 1970's decade was terrible.

Sat, 06 Aug 2011 11:47:45 -0700

ALMOST every Baby Boomer I talk to says that the 1970's decade was terrible.

We're the same age. Obviously the clothes were terrible. No question there. And Disco was a blight on humanity, and of course, all the frigging smoking everywhere was bad, but how can you fault a generation built on love? And we had the super awesome Jimmy Carter as president. That guy is...

Answer to Does premarital sex get in the way of building a good relationship? Does not the pleasure of sex blind you to the other persons shortcomings

Sat, 06 Aug 2011 11:38:55 -0700

Does premarital sex get in the way of building a good relationship? Does not the pleasure of sex blind you to the other persons shortcomings

No. I think it's a really good idea in fact. It can expose problems before two people commit to each other. Having sex also helps people learn that it's not a big deal and not to obsess over it so that they can concentrate on other areas of their relationship. Just avoid pregnancy because when...

Answer to guys: got any urinal stories?

Sat, 06 Aug 2011 11:22:51 -0700

guys: got any urinal stories?

At Abu Graib one of the ways that we Americans tortured the male prisoners was making them walk into a public bathroom BAREFOOT!!!!!!!!! I'm ashamed of my country. No one should ever have to endure such cruelty.

Answer to Recommend good any genre movie ... Quick!!!

Sat, 06 Aug 2011 11:19:28 -0700

Recommend good any genre movie ... Quick!!!

Fantasy: The whole HP series.

Answer to Do you think humans will ever discover an afterlife?

Sat, 06 Aug 2011 09:49:01 -0700

Do you think humans will ever discover an afterlife?

I'm sure there will be a torrent of skeptical comments, but they provide no proof, they only attack. There are two areas where research points to an existence beyond our bodies. One is near death experiences, which cannot be explained by any current theories...

Answer to Would you ever stop watching porn?

Sat, 06 Aug 2011 07:05:38 -0700

Would you ever stop watching porn?

Porn is crushingly boring and no substitute at all for the open arms (and legs) of a beautiful woman. I stopped watching years ago.

Answer to Isn't it an incredible achievement of the Obama administration that a record-high 45.8 million depend on food stamps?

Sat, 06 Aug 2011 07:01:02 -0700

Isn't it an incredible achievement of the Obama administration that a record-high 45.8 million depend on food stamps?

Well, this is what happens when you don't follow a progressive agenda. Lack of regulation leads to large booms and busts; the rich get richer and the poor get poorer and the middle class evaporates. Obama certainly deserves some of the blame, but he's gets a lot of help from the whole...

Answer to What do you think of Mac Davis?

Sat, 06 Aug 2011 06:55:49 -0700

What do you think of Mac Davis?

Oh, Lord, it's hard to be humble . . . when you're perfect in every way!!