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http://www.fvza.org/topthree.html Anyone believe this crap?
That's hilarious. It's gotta be a spoof.
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Is telekinesis and telepathy real? Why or why not?
Yes, there is quite a bit of experimental evidence for both.
There are the Princeton psychokinesis experiments which demonstrate telekinesis and the Autoganzfeld experiments which demonstrate telepathy.
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Do you believe in ghosts? Do you have any scary experiences?
Yes, I think ghosts are real. No, I've never seen one and frankly, they're scared of me.
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If the big bang theory is true, where did the materials needed to start the big bang come from if there was nothing before it?
There may not even have been a big bang. The theory has a lot of problems.
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Is this real or fake?
I think it's fake. The mirror image looks CGI.
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HELP! I've been saved! Will you kidnap me?
Oh noes! The Christians are at it again! Here, step inside my pentagram and wave some burning sage. That will protect you.
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FOX crew assaulted & pepper sprayed by cops at OWS protests. Do you think that will change the way FOX reports on OWS?
Fox News is incapable of being anything but a right wing organ grinder.
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Do you accept paranormal activity MORE around Halloween?
No, it's pretty much around all the time.
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Do you think the FBI or CIA ever investigated paranormal or supernatural phenomenon?
Google the Stargate project. It was a CIA program that ran for 20 years. It was closed down and "debunked" when one of the members went public. It's speculated that the CIA still runs programs like this.
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Suppose another angel rebelled and like Lucifer fell from heaven. Would there be two hell places at war with each other..?
Everyone knows that Hell is just the smoking section.
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So it turns out that women like guys who bathe regularly - who knew?
Well, my wife knew. I'm not allowed to get into bed if I smell like a feral pig on a bender.
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Men, when was the last time you shed a tear?
When the SF Giants got eliminated.
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What's in your pocket?
Nothing but Mr. Happy. Please don't touch my junk.
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If you stepped out of your room only to come back to find me stuffing your dirty sock from under your bed into my mouth, what would you say?
If you appeared harmless, I would reach over and take my sock back and throw it in the hamper and then gently, but firmly, escort you out of my house with clear instructions never to return.
If you did not appear harmless, well, I have a wicked curved hardwood stick for just such occasions so that you would probably find yourself running out of the house as fast as you could to save your life....
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Would you move your shoulder if I tried to lay on it?
Yes. No offense or anything, but it's really uncomfortable and my arm always goes to sleep when someone leans on it.
You could for a little bit though, provided that you have good hygiene.
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Do you think the occupy wall street protestors and the tea party should work together?
You might want to learn about these two groups. I don't think they'd like each other.
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Has anyone ever walked in on you talking about them? If so, what was your reaction?
I simply said "Oh, hi, we were just talking about you.
I don't talk trash about people so I have nothing to fear.
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Who do you turn to when the world falls apart?
I turn to my wife and say: "We had a good run." Then the world falls apart and we all die because no one is going to survive the world actually falling apart.
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Would blow darts kill a zombie.
Nope. Gotta shoot them in the head.
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What is the funniest thing you could think of to be haunted.
A toilet. spectral farts and guy ghosts that miss the bowl when they pee.
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Give me some jobs that would be cool if a zombie was the one doing them.
United States Senator: Oh, wait. They already are.
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Were you just singing or is there a cat in terrible pain where you're at?
No, no need to worry, everything's fine. We're just giving the cat a bath.
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We mostly assume aliens are more advanced than us but if we found life that's less advanced do you think we would be benevolent to them?
I think it's safe to say that we would do to them what we do to our own people: exploit them at the first opportunity.
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Are there any psychics on here? If so did i make the right decision? :( please be specific. thanks
No, you didn't.
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How long can a zombie live with out eating, how long normally and if a zombie, were wolf and vampire all bit each other, what would happen ?
I don't believe that this has come up. The zombie would not affect the vampire and vice versa, because both are dead already and the werewolf would not affect either for the same reason.
I don't know if werewolves are affected by the undead, but probably not. They're all magical in some way.
In a fight, the vampire wins hands down.
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What is something about your belief system, (thiests and athiests both), that can be established in FACT not just opinion? Support answer.
Yes, psychic ability.
The Ganzfeld studies, the most continually and relentlessly attacked experiment in the history of science has withstood all skeptical attacks and still remain valid.
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can a landlord make you clean a mess she made? can she barge in for no reason? and can she keep her sons stufff in here. thank you
I don't know where you live, but the answer is almost always no.
If you have some weird, non standard arrangement, this could be messy however.
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True or false - terrorism can't end until the mind-sets of terrorists are changed?
False. You have to end the conditions that breed terrorism.
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How would you (if you found that it existed) capture a Big Foot?
You don't. You do your best to document its existence and you leave it alone. A beast that is 7' tall upright, undoubtedly intelligent and insanely strong would be extremely difficult to capture and would probably be injured in the process if it didn't end up killing its captors. At the very least you would emotionally scar the creature from the sheer terror of being captured.
It's a living...
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personal opinion,do we have a secret base on the moon and thats what nasa blew up with that nuke a while back?
When I see a question of this sort, I'm intrigued, but I'm skeptical at the same time. I need to know what you know so that I'm on the same page. What are your sources?
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Dad's gf' son. Where should he sleep? .
No one gives up their bed. The kid is a guest and sleeps on an inflatable mattress in your room. In the morning he stands it up against the wall so that everyone can move.
That kind of arrangement sucks, but it's what you do in bad situations like that.
Here is a message for your father:
Make sure your kids' lives stay as normal as possible. Don't make them give up anything for the new...
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tell me about your favorite quote and what it means to you
A ship in harbor is safe, but that's not what ships are for.
I think it's self explanatory.
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What are your thoughts on Amy Winehouse's passing?
Another sad member of the 27 club. May she rest in peace.
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Is it okay if I masturbate over 50 times a day and I'm only fourteen?
That sounds like a record of some sort. You might rub yourself a little raw.
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Is the result of our lives fate, or choice?
Choice
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Should the U.S. Chamber of Commerce endorse political candidates? Or should it be neutral, giving voice to all candidates?
The US CofC has, ironically, turned into a front for foreign businesses and governments. They should be banned from politics...
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have you hugged a witch today ? .... wanna ?
Yup. I'm up for a big, manly hug.
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While having sex with hubby and you get tired but he wants you to continue till he cums, would you?
It's normal to let a guy finish, if he can do it fairly quickly. A bit of stroking can speed things up considerably and without objections.
If all else fails, there is always the hand job consolation prize.
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What three words can brighten up your day?
Let's have sex.
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Is the earth quack that happened today, Aug. 23, 2011, a sign the end is near?
In California, we use earthquakes like that to stir our coffee. Don't worry. It's nothing.
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Besides money, what else does your work provide for you ?
Lots of job experience, a few injuries and an unstable income and no medical insurance.
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Do you believe you have a very good understanding of the male known
as Jesus Christ or do you need additional information?
Frankly, this question seems kind of creepy in a let-me-tell-you-about-Jesus sort of way. I"ll take a pass on getting any information from you. I can look it up on Wikipedia if I'm curious.
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Would you date Jennifer Lopez?
I know nothing about her aside from what I read occasionally. Based solely on her looks? Yes, she's very pretty. But a relationship takes a lot more than that.
From what I've heard, she's really not the sort of person who is good wifey material.
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Agree or disagree - Abortion is the greatest sin?
There is no sin. So I disagree.
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Should the US divide into 2 countries, 1 for Republicans and the other for Democrats? Those on opposing sides would have 1 year to declare
This would be incredibly hard on the Republicans, who would be unable to support their large, unproductive, unemployed population. (There are far more Republicans on the dole than Democrats.)
Their regions would quickly dissolve into the fiefdoms of the 1800's, with company towns, and company stores and the government and private security firms suppressing unions and workers, while they...
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Have you ever wanted "To Kill A Mocking Bird"?
I have killed a mocking bird. It was a stupid thing I did as a kid and the bird ended up dying horribly. I hated myself for it and have never done anything like that since. I never hurt animals of any sort anymore.
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How Accurate has a Psychic been for you?
I hung around with a lot of professional psychics during the New Age Movement. Some were truly awesome, others, not so much. Generally, you get what you pay for.
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Can you prove you're psychic?
Yes. I've taken some psychic quizzes and come out pretty well on them.
It requires statistics, which don't actually prove it, so much as they just rule out chance as an explanation. I've researched this and it's way more complicated than just asking someone a few questions.
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Cat Doesn't Like to Move
If you need that spot to sit or you just want the cat to move, grab a pillow and shove him with it. Or use a towel and swish it on him to annoy him enough to move. These things irritate cats, but they are otherwise harmless.
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Can someone explain to me what a hipster is?
Apparently a disney princess.
http://www.themarysue.com/hipster-princesses/
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What did Egyptians explore???
The ancient Egyptians were not big on conquering, keeping mainly to the Nile and surrounding areas. They did, however, maintain relations with neighboring civilizations. Whatever exploring they did, was mainly for trade purposes.
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I up rooted a small tree, but not sure I got enough roots. Leaves are withering after only one day. Does that mean for certain it is dead?
Keep it watered, but frankly, it doesn't look good.
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When we take the honey from the bees, do you think they notice and get mad?
Yes, taking the honey from bees makes them mad. That's why no one in their right mind does this without protective gear.
Beekeepers also keep a smoke can handy to smoke out the bees and get them to leave. They get stung occasionally.
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What would happen if a black hole gets sucked in by another black hole? is this possible? what would happen???
If two black holes merge, you get a larger black hole. They can get really big. Big enough in fact, to put 400 billion suns in orbit around it. That's right. At the center of every galaxy is a super massive black hole providing enough gravitational pull to affect everything within a 100,000 light years diameter. -And star clusters that are even farther away!
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have you heard this theory? about how when people die, god gives them the choice of their fate? (about god, ghosts, hell... see description)
You can believe anything you want to, but this is just one story among many thousands about what happens when you die.
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Does people talking to the dead make any seance to you?
There is ample evidence that consciousness survives death, so yes.
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young male right handed lots of pain and numbness on hand after writing for 3 hours
Duh?
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Do you beli3ve in vampires?
The myth of vampires originated in the middle ages because dead bodies bloat a few days after dying, giving the corpse a more lifelike appearance. Villagers would open their mouths and shove a brick or rock in to prevent them from coming back to life.
Real vampires are extremely wealthy and don't pay their fair share of taxes.
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Would you join the Mafia?
There is an old saying that applies here:
"If you dance with a bear, you don't get to lead."
Capishe?
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Is this war?
In the paranormal category? Always.
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On average, how much does a modern sub periscope rise when it goes up?
From Wikipedia:
21st-century submarines do not necessarily have periscopes. The United States Navy's Virginia-class submarines and the Royal Navy's Astute Class submarines instead use photonics masts, pioneered by the Royal Navy's HMS Trenchant, which lift an electronic imaging sensor-set above the water.
Signals from the sensor-set travel electronically to workstations in the submarine's...
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what is your opinion on kate gosselin?
If she didn't have a show, she'd be on welfare. So I'm rooting for her. No, I don't watch her show. I'd have never heard of her at all if she didn't make the tabloids.
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How, exactly, can I make money by predicting the end of civilization?
You're late to the party. There is already a whole industry built up around it.
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Who is most guilty of allowing presuppositions to cloud objectivity,
atheists, professed Christians, or true Christians?
It's not the religion, it's the personality. You can find blowhards on all sides.
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The British government is looking at turning off social media sites at times of 'social unrest'. Do you think they should?
Bad idea. There are a million ways to communicate and it's a double edged sword. You can't track the trouble makers and you can't use the technology to end the unrest.
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Are soapstone countertops subject to staining?
Yes, any soft stone countertop will be subject to staining. (Even granite can stain.) Make sure it's sealed really well.
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Do you prefer flat paint or semi-gloss?
Semi-gloss latex paint tastes much better than flat and it goes well with red wine.
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What is the purpose of God sending you on Earth?
Punishment for too many fart jokes.
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You're A-OK and hurray hurray if someone running the country shares your religion. What if he/she doesn't? Are you still okay with that?
Yup. I really don't care about someone's religion. They can be Wiccan for all I care.
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Why dont they let us talk about things we dont understand ?
Because there is nothing quite so stupid as people standing around talking about something when they are completely ignorant about that subject.
It was mildly tolerable before the internet because it was harder to find out about stuff. Now there is no excuse for it.
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Are you feeling any movement ?
Nope. Things are seismically quiet around here . . . for now.
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Once Hired Guns do the job they are immediately useless/irrelevant/obsolete...unless they take over the town. Do they stay or move on?
I would say that it depends entirely on the hired gun.
Or as my Old Uncle Joe used to say:
"If you dance with bears, don't expect to lead."
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Where would a bear deficate if there were no woods?
Wherever they want to. Don't mess with bears.
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Do Oujia Boards actually work?!
Just remember, garbage in, garbage out. Be specific about what you want. It's very easy for you to mess up the message because of wishful thinking, so take the answers with a grain of salt.
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Can you taste the rainbow?
This guy can:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI
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Do extraterrestrial beings possess knowledge regarding the origins of mankind?
Perhaps you could ask them? Oh right. First you have to find them. Doh!
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How does Japan and Germany pay its workers wages greater than the U.S and achieve a trade SURPLUS with China?
They don't sell the jobs of their citizens out from under them. They protect and take care of their people.
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Hilary Clinton was wrong: It takes a family to raise a child; becaause The Village usually does not give a damn. Thoughts?
I hope that someday you find out what a real neighborhood is. It's a treasure that money can't buy.
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Which is better cats or dogs?
Cats.
I had to say that so that they would untie me.
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Do Scientists know which Galaxy came into existence first after the Big Bang?
Nope. That's not possible. There is no way to know what the center point of expansion was.
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Will physics ever be complete?
No. That's not possible.
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When would you have a bad feeling or bad feelings about a company? Why?
You know your company is bad when: (I am not making this up!!)
They cut used copier paper into little squares to save money on post it notes (Yes, it happened.)
Your job is to find someone that will sell goods to your company on credit and the main criteria is that they haven't heard of your company. (Yes, it happened.)
They build 15 machines at $1 million a pop -without ever testing the...
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Are you from the counter era?
What is the counter era?
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I have constant urges to masturbate several times a day, even though i am sexually active. this is a bad thing? how can i stop?
You must be a young man. Whacking off all the time will reduce the amount of pleasure you get from sex, and if you do it enough you'll have trouble getting it up when it counts, but that's about it.
There is no method for stopping, you just have to have the will.
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Is sex always supposed to hurt in the beginning?
KY is a common lubricant that is intended for this situation. It doesn't take very much.
Don't lose any sleep over this. Some women don't lubricate quickly. It's OK.
Oh well, I guess he'll just have to go down on you. ;)
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Can you purchase a nebula or galaxy?
I own the galaxy just up a little ways and to the left of ours. It is for sale for $200.00.
Please contact me for details and we can complete the purchase. I will send you the deed of ownership including all rights to any life you find there. It is up to you to enslave it, that's not included.
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Would you let the Dark Lord touch you intimately for a weekend spent between Sandra Bullocks fishy yet enchanting thighs?
No. Neither the Dark Lord nor the TSA is going to touch my junk. And while I certainly agree that Sandra Bullock is a total hottie, so is my wife and she doesn't even wear make up.
Remember, the person you see on screen is a live human being just like the rest of us. Beautiful or not she's still just a person.
The old saying goes like this:
"Behind every beautiful woman is a guy who is...
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Is answerbag partisan or bipartisan I am new and do not want to find out later, I am dealing with a bunch of partisan lunatics!?
If you get into politics, you'll find that people enthusiastically promote their views on both sides. Some are civil about it, others, not so much.
Parapsychology debates are just as heated if not more so.
I hope that helps.
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Do you like traveling outside of the USA on a vacation? I loved Cancun Mexico when I went there this year.
I love Germany
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When you ask someone to substantiate a statement by requiring a link as proof are you calling the person a liar? Do you think it's made up?
I frequently discuss parapsychology and there are often situations where people claim to have facts that they don't posses. (Skeptics are the worst offenders)
Since we're already on opposite sides of the issue, trust is non-existent.
Everyone must substantiate their argument to show that they are dealing with actual facts and not just blowing hot air.
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Suppose we have radiocontact with an alien highly advanced civilisation.
What is your first and most important question to those aliens?
What do you think of this season of "Jersey Shore?"
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Would you like to be a child again or are you happier being an adult?
Adulthood is much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much,...
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ALMOST every Baby Boomer I talk to says that the 1970's decade was terrible.
We're the same age.
Obviously the clothes were terrible. No question there. And Disco was a blight on humanity, and of course, all the frigging smoking everywhere was bad, but how can you fault a generation built on love? And we had the super awesome Jimmy Carter as president. That guy is STILL making the world a better place.
Oh, and we got out of the Vietnam war. That was pretty good.
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Does premarital sex get in the way of building a good relationship? Does not the pleasure of sex blind you to the other persons shortcomings
No. I think it's a really good idea in fact. It can expose problems before two people commit to each other.
Having sex also helps people learn that it's not a big deal and not to obsess over it so that they can concentrate on other areas of their relationship.
Just avoid pregnancy because when it occurs outside of marriage life gets much more difficult for everyone.
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guys: got any urinal stories?
At Abu Graib one of the ways that we Americans tortured the male prisoners was making them walk into a public bathroom BAREFOOT!!!!!!!!!
I'm ashamed of my country. No one should ever have to endure such cruelty.
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Recommend good any genre movie ... Quick!!!
Fantasy: The whole HP series.
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Do you think humans will ever discover an afterlife?
I'm sure there will be a torrent of skeptical comments, but they provide no proof, they only attack.
There are two areas where research points to an existence beyond our bodies.
One is near death experiences, which cannot be explained by any current theories
http://weilerpsiblog.wordpress.com/2011/01/20/evidence-for-near-death-experiences-ndes/...
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Would you ever stop watching porn?
Porn is crushingly boring and no substitute at all for the open arms (and legs) of a beautiful woman. I stopped watching years ago.
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Isn't it an incredible achievement of the Obama administration that a record-high 45.8 million depend on food stamps?
Well, this is what happens when you don't follow a progressive agenda. Lack of regulation leads to large booms and busts; the rich get richer and the poor get poorer and the middle class evaporates.
Obama certainly deserves some of the blame, but he's gets a lot of help from the whole Washington idiocracy.
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What do you think of Mac Davis?
Oh, Lord, it's hard to be humble . . . when you're perfect in every way!!
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Spontaneous Human Cobustion is caused by...?
I put my vote with electrochemical imbalance. How else do you explain a body burning with no apparent source and leaving the surrounding area untouched? And how do you explain that the extremities are often left intact and sometimes the internal organs?
My unverified wild guess opinion is that some particular conditions come together:
1. A genetic predisposition towards a peculiar chemical...
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Do you believe in psychics? And if so what positive or negative experiences have you had with them?
There is an amazing amount of mis-information about psychic ability, nearly all of it spouted by skeptics who know absolutely nothing about the subject.
These are the fact:
Psychic ability has been proven to exist:
http://weilerpsiblog.wordpress.com/evidence-for-psi/
Although skeptics claim that the evidence is sloppy or biased, there is absolutely no proof to justify these claims. No one...
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A sixty foot circular object has been found at the bottom of the Baltic sea, by a Swedish research team, a crashed UFO?
I've seen the pictures. It looks like the Millennium Falcon. You can see swath leading up to the thing that makes it look like it crash landed.
And the salvagers have received some funding, so they're going to take a look at it.
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What is the point in ladybugs?
They eat bugs that are harmful to crops, so they are a desirable insect.
There's a spot in a forest near where we live where the ladybugs spend the winter. During that time there are probably a hundred thousand of them in one tiny area. It's really cool.
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what is witch craft? do think its real?
It seems to have power for those who believe in it. Kind of like prescription medication.
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Do you ever feel as if what you just did, whatever it may be, was just a memory and you really didn't do it as you thought you did?
That sounds vaguely familiar, but I haven't had that feeling in many, many years.
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What do you think about crop circles ?
It's generally believed that crop circles are made by pranksters, but this very believable scenario does not hold up under scientific investigation:
http://www.greatdreams.com/crop/hoax/hoax.htm
"Crop circles are usually explained as the handiwork of creative pranksters. `Not true,' says Dr. Eltjo H. Haselhoff, Ph.D., former employee of Los Alamos National Laboratories. `The complexity of the...
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What is real???
That's a good question. Here's why:
Is the world "out there" real? Not very much. We don't interact with actual matter, only energy. Touch is actually the forcefield of electrons opposing each other. Technically, it is impossible for us to be in direct contact with actual matter.
Sight is only what happens when photons of a specific wavelength trigger responses in the optical nerve.
Sound...
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how can you manipulate other powerful psychic vampires?
I don't think that you know what a psychic vampire is.
It's someone that is needy and unhappy in a way that drains the energy in the people around them.
They are not people you want to manipulate, they're people you want to avoid.
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I know Christians around here can be mean, spiteful and sarcastic, we've seen it, but what about atheists. Those that are not like that
Mean, spiteful and sarcastic are generally atheist traits. I don't see much of that from Christians. When they're obnoxious they tend to be sanctimonious.
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If you party three or four days a week. What will happen?
Amy Winehouse could probably tell you. . . oh wait . . . she can't.
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How do I become a paranormal investigator?
Do you mean a ghost hunter or a PhD scientist involved in parapsychological research? They are much different occupations.
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Do you believe in Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster, and the theory of Atlantis?
Atlantis may or may not have existed. There is no way to prove it. We don't know where it was, how big it was or what sort of civilization existed there. It's not like someone is going to find a sign.
Nellie? Dunno. The evidence is inconclusive.
Bigfoot is another matter. Of the three, this is the most plausible if only because the sheer number of cell phones with video, cameras and...
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What do you call it when you dream and it happends the next day?
These are precognitive dreams. I know of quite a few people that have them. It's more ordinary than you might think.
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What's the difference between these dreams?
1. Precognition is the scientific term for premonition.
2. Prophecy is a mystical term that means the same thing as precognition.
3. See number 1.
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Which of the supposed 'sixth sense' abilities in humans is most likely to eventually become fully accepted as valid?
Probably telepathy since successful tests have been going on for almost fifty years. The ganzfeld studies have been successfully replicated so many times that when they are lumped together in meta analyses the odds that the results were due to chance are billions to one.
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Has anyone successfully demonstrated psychokinetic powers under laboratory conditions?
Sorry I'm late to the party. Here's the real, informed answer: Yes, it's been proven. This is old news actually.
Here is a list of the peer reviewed, scientific studies:
http://www.princeton.edu/~pear/publications.html
Here is a test you can take on line:
http://www.fourmilab.ch/rpkp/experiments/bellcurve/
Here are the results of a meta analysis:
"From a wide range of sources, we found...
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Does lifting weights shrink your penis?
Weights don't make your penis grow. That's what women are for. They are experts at this. Seek their advice.
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Can cats see ghosts?
Most people don't know this, but cats are actually Cosmic Light Warriors, who are in their small furry form most of the time.
They are here to protect us from the Unseen Dark Forces which constantly try to overwhelm us.
Their superpower is The Purr. Evil is defenseless against this weapon.
We would see ghosts and goblins and evil spirits all the time if it wasn't for them.
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Is it actually possible to spot celebrities going about their business in cities like Hollywood and Los Angeles? You ever seen anyone?
Although several famous people live in my town, I've never seen them.
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Should vegetarians be fed a meat substitute made from human feces? http://www.dailytech.com/article.aspx?newsid=21932
As far as I can tell, vegetarians do an excellent job of feeding themselves the foods that they want to eat and do not need any help.
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what causes 2 people to have the same "auditory hallucination" at the same time?
All kinds of weird stuff goes on in your head when you're on the verge of sleeping, so it's hard to say that this is anything paranormal.
I wish I could say something more encouraging, but it doesn't seem that special.
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Have you ever seem something in the side of your vision but you look and there's nothing there
Yes, this has happened to me, but I don't ascribe this to anything supernatural even though I am psychic. It's just how peripheral vision works.
We are extraordinarily good at detecting movement at the edge of our vision, but not much else. All of our ability to see things clearly is limited to a relatively small area front and center of our vision.
Our brain can be tricked into seeing...
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It seems like many animals have evolved to be smaller and smaller. Sharks, crocodiles, bears, roaches, dragonflies, sloths, etc - (contd)
The much higher oxygen content allowed for much larger creatures because energy in the form of oxygen conversion was much easier to come by. The air was also denser making larger flying creatures practical.
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Can you really pull the heart out of someone's chest during a Thugee Cult ritual?
Yes, with the help of a knife.
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hows ur summer going so far? have u been anywhere? done anything fun?
Went to Oregon for four days to visit family. We're going to Germany next month for the same reason.
It should be interesting.
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Those who watch ghost adventures, when they do the lock down, they stay for 12 hours....do they not eat or even go to the bathroom? O.o
Of course they do. You just don't see that. It breaks the mood of the show if everyone is sitting around eating sandwiches and munching on chips.
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why do babys look at you, make a sharp sreaming sound, and then laugh?
Because they're babies.
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just wondering...how would you approach a women you like?
Well, she happens to be my wife, so I just grab her and kiss her while making sure to get a little groping action while I'm at it. Seems to work pretty well.
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What would you name your pet chinchilla?
Fur coat.
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Would you vote for an atheist president?
Since all of them worship money, it really doesn't matter what their other religion is.
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Will scientists even discover the gene that causes many women to cheat compulsively and then lie about it?
No, it's a learned activity.
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I really need to know if my pinkie toe is sprained or broken. And please no weird answers. This is serious.
Normally you get it x-rayed to find out if it's broken. If that's too expensive, give it a day and see if the swelling goes down. If it does, then it's probably a big bruise.
In the meantime, ice it and take some aspirin.
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If anybody needs any help and if your going through depression tell me about it i can help.
I don't (sob) need any (sob) help. I'm (muffled snivel) just fine.
Thanks for asking. (breaks down crying.)
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do u like the rain?
Nope. Makes my job harder.
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Would you call the Police if you saw an Older Man talking to random Children in Public?
Depends on the context. It happens all the time at Christmas. It's called talking to Santa.
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what would you do if you were in the middle of nowhere and have no money or car, the only thing you have was a penny in your pocket?
Hitchhike. I used to do it as a kid. It's not as bad as it is made out to be.
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Does having an ugly lead star in a movie make you like the movie less??
Not if it's Tommy Lee Jones or Bill Murray.
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I keep getting a chat request from this blonde girl on the right side of this site. When did this site get chat rooms?
She has a personal message for 2 million men. She's kind of busy.
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Would you consider me creepy if I like Elmo?
If you watch the show as an adult or sleep with an Elmo doll, then yes.
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Should they ban homosexuality, and bar men from being hair stylists? Like you could still be a barber, but you just couldn't cut hair any
Ban homosexuality? WTF??? That is seriously F**ked up. If you ban gay hairstylists you've eliminated every male with any talent.
What's wrong with gay people anyway? Why do you care?
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Do you often make "dumb" mistakes while doing ordinary daily easy tasks?
No. Because of my job I am in the habit of doing stuff right the first time.
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Can you rhyme something with orange?
That is an annoying question that deserves an annoying orange:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZN5PoW7_kdA
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You ever hear any cannibal stories?
Yes, the most famous one around here is the Donner Party that got stranded during a horrific winter.
The most well known recent one involved an airliner that crashed in the Andes.
In both cases people were starving and their choice was either eat their dead or die. They chose cannibalism over starving to death.
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Was it hard for you during high school years?
Awful, just awful. I bailed my entire senior year to be an exchange student in Germany instead. I didn't miss anything worthwhile.
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Are you Expected to Quietly Accept a Decree By a Person (or Bureaucracy), Without Question?
Yes, you're expected to do that. But you don't have to do what they expect. I have won many times against rules and bureaucracy, it can be done. Just be nice, respectable and persistent.
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Any tips for drawing good portraits of people that don't end up looking like a piece of crap?
Have ya tried practice? I hear it works pretty well.
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Do you think clairvoyance is the work of the devil, explain ?
I've heard that. It's a bunch of hogwash.
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Why is it so hard to believe in something that there is photographic evidence of?
With regards to life not from this planet using space craft to investigate us, the evidence is pretty weak individually, but extremely compelling as a whole. Skeptics, I've noticed, are psychologically incapable of approaching the evidence that way. The claim that they could never get here is absurd and demonstrates that their grasp of physics is stuck in the mid twentieth century.
As the...
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How can I break my thumb?
Stick it out, keep practicing and learn to play the game better. That's how everyone else handles this problem.
The thumb is pretty delicate and if you break it, you run the risk of having many problems right away and even more later on. Your thumb might never work the same way again. You could end up losing it entirely. If it gets infected with a certain type of resistant germ, you could...
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Any of you ABrs self employed out there? What do you do?
Yes, General Contractor
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How many of your body parts have their own nicknames?
None. Not even my dangly thingy has a name.
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what are some things i can sell online to make some money?
Your kidneys.
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Do "bandaid" solutions ever last or are they always only thumb-in-the-dike temporary?
I run into this problem all the time as a handyman. As you might guess, the answer is predictable:
It depends on what the problem was and what the bandaid solution is.
A leaking pipe in a horrible location is one example. It may be too difficult to replace without tearing out walls, so you patch it. Whether it leaks in the future depends on how good the patch is. You can make a permanent...
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If you could choose a part of your body to be removable and re-attachable, which one would it be?
My arms. There are just some jobs I have to do where it would be easier if I could take off one arm, squeeze into the tight space and then use the detached arm to reach farther and take care of the problem.
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If I forgive you, do you promise to never do it again?
Uh, sure. Yeah, I totally promise to keep your feelings in mind and to carefully consider my course of action before I take it.
That's my best vague non promise. (Pat. Pending.)
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When will hairstyles that were popular in the 1800's become popular again?
Given their impracticality, I'd say it will be a long, long time.
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what does it mean if u tried to date a guy for a year but rarely had time to go out, but he continues to persue it? (never had sex)
It means he's desperate. If it were me I'd be long gone.
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what's the best attitude
Don't worry. Be happy.
http://youtu.be/d-diB65scQU
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When a woman covers her breasts with her hands to signal sexual anticipation does she take off her shirt and bra first?
If it's time for sex, my wife knows better than to cover her breasts unless she wants me to uncover them. I'm happy to do it.
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Quote of the Day:"Don't blame me for walking away when you never even asked me to stay" How about yours?
A ship in harbor is safe, but that's not what ships are for.
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Is it legal for us to do this?
No problem. The law only applies to actual sexual acts.
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I heard a boom the other night while lying in bed.The next day I learned that a chemical plant had exploded locally at 4:30PM.
No one will ever know but you. Precognition is a fact. It's been proven in experiments, but that doesn't automatically mean that this is what happened here. Can't say you did, can't say you didn't.
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can you describe christianity with a picture ?
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We need to prioritize. By all means. What is most important? More tax cuts for the wealthy or healthcare/education for our citizens?
Healthcare and education. Giving more money to the wealthy accomplishes nothing for the rest of us.
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I got a plea deal in the mail, it says under detention: 30 days D.O.C. pending compliance with court order. Please help me translate that?
Who helped you get the plea deal? Did you have a public defender? Do you have their phone number? Can you text them? You can get help with this. The D.A. will probably be willing to explain this to you as well. You don't have to go on AB and hope for an answer from some random person. If nothing else, call the courts and explain your problem. Someone there will be willing to help you....
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monkey see monkey do if monkey sees some one killing them selfs will he do the same too???
No, in some regards, monkeys are smarter than humans.
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Did you know God granted a request for Word/Jesus Christ, who wanted the opportunity to judge others?
If I understand your question correctly, God is in charge of computers in Heaven and has everyone using Microsoft Word. Jesus just got his own copy and he's hacked it to run a program that automates judging people. Presumable, he intends to sell it to Santa Claus.
Did I get that right?
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Can an century old observation be regarded as a truth that cannot be disputed?
No. Not because it isn't or might not be true, but because anyone can dispute anything regardless of how obvious it is.
No amount of physical evidence or testimony will convince everyone that the holocaust occurred and there are still people that think that the earth is flat.
Never underestimate the power of willful ignorance.
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Do teenage atheists text "OMD[arwin]!" ?
Atheists never say OMG. They're way too busy making fun of the National Enquirer and Christians.
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Dorothy Parker gave me a _________________. It was so pretty!
gave me a pair of red shoes, which Toto stole from me and used in a desperate attempt to escape from the hated Oz.
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shouldn't teachers face criminal charges for knowingly ignoring bullying in school?
This is a very good question and it requires a thoughtful answer. Is this a criminal or a civil matter? Here's my take on it.
Criminal charges are too severe and besides, you have the problem of criminalizing a situation where someone did NOTHING. You don't want to set that precedent. We must be careful to only make it unlawful if someone commits an act, not if they fail to act.
However,...
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Do you believe in Ghosts? Why or why not? Thank you All:)
Based on the huge number of testimonies of ghost experiences, (numbering in the millions), photographs, film and voice recordings, I'd say yes.
It is preposterous to imagine that all of it is either delusional, faked or outright fraud.
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Ever notice how often actors and actresses pupils are dilated? They don't film in the dark, yet many have saucer-sized pupils...(DRUGS?)
If you have never done any acting, you probably won't understand this, but it puts you in a condition of very heightened awareness and that is probably responsible for the pupil dialation.
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So, is anyone shocked...SHOCKED that the real reason we attacked Libya is Gaddafi wanted a bigger cut of the oil profits?
Oil politics are disgusting.
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There's these kids breaking our fence
Chances are, it will be difficult for the cops to identify them. It is also petty vandalism and not a high priority for the police.
But I feel for you. It's the sort of thing that makes you want to beat them with a baseball bat.
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Can ah sell mah daggone soul to da debbil?
Yes, providing you take credit cards.
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I wish I had a bigger/longer _____________.
bank account.
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Zombie apocalypse preparedness - is your city prepared?
Thank God! I didn't think I could make it through the day without yet another zombie apocalypse question. Keep them coming. The topic is so fresh and original.
We're as prepared as we're ever going to be.
All the houses are rigged with explosives
Machine gun nests dot the countryside covering all points of entry.
Large open areas have anti-personnel mines everywhere.
We have several...
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You know you need to join an Anger Management class/group when______________
Someone anonymously signs you up for anger management classes . . . and you find out it was your dog.
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If, a person likes to stare at themselves alot in the mirror and take several pics of themselves, does that make conceited?
It depends on the situation. There might be an alternate explanation. They might be monitoring a skin condition and measuring changes.
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Can ants cause any health problems if they get into your home?
They're only a problem if you mistake them for sprinkles on your bagel.
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If you take credit for your country's successes, do you also take credit for your country's failures?
Since the U.S. belongs to large corporations, I am just a spectator, I don't take credit or blame.
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Can I get sick from drinking coffee in which a fly has laid dead for at least an hour?
You drink coffee that's been cooking for an hour? That's more nasty than a dead fly.
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You know you're too arrogant about your beliefs when . . . ?
You take your dog for a walk . . . and he pretends that he's not really with you.
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Is AnswerBag owned by Terminix?
No, they are just the advertiser du jour.
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Is it me? Or most women in the San Fan bay area just fricken miserable?
That hasn't been my experience and I've lived in this area for fifty years. I don't think that the problem in this case is the women . . . I think it's you.
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If everything in existence is based on reactions between atoms and natural forces, then is free will a figment of our imagination?
It is worth noting here that the problem of consciousness has been almost completely ignored and that it is a big fat anomaly in the middle of practically every science.
Your question cannot be answered properly without understanding what the hell consciousness is.
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Do you think rising sea-levels could be avoided, if we drilled into the sea floor? With large bore diameter drills?
No, it won't work. The oceans cover 2/3rd's of the earth. The volume of water in a sea level rise of one foot is so huge that we'd never be able to displace enough mud to make any difference.
We'd have to move the mud to dry land remember. If you move mud around under the water you aren't accomplishing anything.
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I just got a twitter, want to follow me? cause i want some random people to follow :)
I tried twitter. I stopped because it all seemed so pointless. . . for me.
I won't follow you, but I do wish you the best of luck and I sincerely hope that you find something meaningful in the experience. You just never know . . .
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Is it appropriate to have sex on the first date?
I think that is one of those areas of life that are best left to those who are a bit older.
Sex on the first date can be something significant if you're under 25. After 35? Not so much. The act of sex simply has less importance when you're older.
If you're younger, it's probably better to give the relationship a bit more time.
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Do European women find beards attractive?
Women are different. You can't generalize like that.
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is it wrong for a girl to like another girl
No. Lesbians are normal.
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Eisenhower:last (R) to have a surplus taxed the rich & warned against corporations. Could current (R)'s learn something from him?
Ya, good luck with that. The R's have changed, and not for the better. Also, their media machinery is far better now than at any other time in history.
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Do you think I'm ugly or attractive?
The profile picture is too small. I can't make any judgment from it.
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What is a baker's worst nightmare?
Probably the bagels we keep seeing in the ad to the right of the questions.
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isn't this awesome?
Thanks for sharing. Of course, actually seeing the lyrics would be an improvement.
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Which country has the best Food?
England . . . no, haha, just kidding.
France, followed by Italy.
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What is a maid's worst nightmare?
She comes in to clean, and not only is the frat party not over, but the stripper was supposed to arrive at the same time.
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What is a skydiver's worst nightmare?
The new inexpensive paper mache parachute isn't working as planned.
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What is an accountant's worst nightmare?
His client's nickname is "Knife" and he's auditing "a little discrepancy."
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Why is 'Big' a smaller word than 'Small'?
Not always:
BIG
small
Why can't we do html? Arrrrggggghhhh
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What is a casino dealer's worst nightmare?
An anonymous gang from MIT has chosen his table. He's about to lose the casino's money.
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Has anyone been a vendor at the Road To California Show in Ca.? I am worried about buying a booth I here that they may be closing next year.
Don't know about that one, but it's like any other show. You need a certain amount of traffic, which generates a certain amount of business, which has to pay for all expenses and you still have to make a tidy profit. If the show is iffy and the booth is expensive, don't do it. You don't want to end up paying for the privilege of working.
Promoters always overestimate their traffic, so just...
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Did you miss the huge solar explosion this morning? Interesting to say the least.
It wasn't pointed at us. That would be . . . bad. Nicolas Cage did a movie where that happened. Everyone died except a few kids who were scooped up by kindly aliens and sent somewhere else.
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If anti-abortion rights activists are not full of hate and violence, why do they call Planned Parenthood criminal?
For people who are supposedly so full of love, they are the most vicious organization of religious, fanatical home grown terrorist thugs I know of. They murder, they bomb, they terrorize. Yet somehow, the Republicans love them.
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Okay, so I finished Firefly and now I'm watching Serenity... Why, for God sake, did this series not make it?!
I don't know. As short as it was, the series was positively amazing. It could have run for five seasons with no problem.
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is it wrong i take i kill animals for fun with a cross bow and a long metal pole
Start with humans, but make sure they're armed with guns. As a sport, it so much more fun if they can shoot back.
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Do you find any word press website development?
Asking and answering your own question to plug a commercial service: classy.
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Isn't being Partisan to a fault a fault? Shouldn't there be some line a Partisan refuses to cross even when it goes against the ideology?
Everyone's got their own brand of politics and religion. They're like snowflakes. No two are alike.
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Now "they" believe the source of the e-choli is not the sprout farm. Tests they did found no contamination. So when do we believe them?
It will eventually come down to cow manure fertilizer. That's how it happens. Our cows are lousy with the disease.
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Would "speed dating" interest you if you were single?
That would work with me. I only need a couple of seconds to size people up.
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Seems to be a huge disconnect with some people between their actions and potential consequences thereof. Nature/nurture?
Too much Fox News.
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A "condition" of some celebrities seems to be that their brains take a sabbatical when another part of their anatomy takes over. Why?
Yeah, they're like humans that way.
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How many wars have the Japanese lost?
They were once ruled by Korea, and of course they lost WWII in spectacular fashion, but mostly, they've stayed out of big conflicts. It's a benefit of being an island nation.
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Is the climate change hoax the most elaborate, far-reaching, conspiracy ever?
No, because it is not a hoax. The idea that it is a hoax, is itself, a hoax. Many people have bought it hook, line and sinker.
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How likely is it that I could make a living off of being a stand up comedian?
It can be done. Be prepared to keep at it for many years before you become good enough and well known enough to make a living at it.
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Have you ever watched a movie knowing someone died during the making of the movie?
The movie that stands out is "The Crow" with Brandon Lee, who was shot because one of the blanks in the stunt guns wasn't.
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What topic besides politics and religion begs a passionate debate?
Materialism vs. Dualism/spiritualism/God.
Those who claim a Darwinian existence vs. those who believe there is more.
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What if Steve Jobs was "SkyNet"? What should Arnold do?
Ah-nold is in his sixties these days. Here's what he looks like:
Skynet has nothing to fear from him.
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Is being a good liar a life skill?
There are definitely situations where lying is both necessary and important. Some adversarial situations require it. However, you have to know which situations are like that. If you do it at the wrong time, it can backfire badly. This is difficult because there are exceptions to every rule.
As a general rule: Never lie when you are trying to gain someone's trust. Don't lie about your...
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Does this seem suspicious to you....
Perhaps he has a dehydrator fetish. Blow baby blow.
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How many people can pet a cat?
It depends on the cat. I've had cats anybody could pet and others that nobody could.
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Telepathy test: did I write "A", or "B"?
As you can see, your test is not going well. By the way, this is not telepathy, but clairvoyance you're testing, although the dividing line is admittedly not clear since people could potentially either read your mind or mentally look at what you wrote to get the answer.
The test you've proposed has other problems, besides the lack of people taking it seriously. The most challenging problem...
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I'm singing the national anthem at school for 8th grade promotion. How can i prepare my voice?
Get some help from your voice teacher. Other than that it's simple:
1. Practice
2. Warm up your voice beforehand and drink something warm.
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I want to touch the sun. How can I achieve this?
You will have to die first and go as a spirit. There is no shielding, no protection at all, that can withstand the temperatures and radiation of the sun.
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What would happen if you went to the bottom of a mountain and jumped up?
You would gain a height of about a foot, maybe a bit more if you're athletic. Then you would land on your feet. As long as you are on a firm surface, this works everywhere.
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Why do I think female vampries are sexy?
Men love strong women.
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If a person gets brain freeze and a zombie eats his brain, would it be like a Popsicle?
Sure, that sounds good. It's all make believe, so why not?
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How would you react if a complete stranger, who you did NOT find attractive, walked up to you, said they loved you, and started to kiss you?
They would never get close enough. . . .
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Is bestiality illegal? It's weird.
Bestiality is weird, but there is no reason to make it a crime because there is no victim and I seriously doubt any policeman wants to actually catch someone in the act. Yuck.
I don't get it either, I find it repulsive.
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If the US withdrew from Afghanistan, what would prevent it from reverting to Taliban control and being a terrorist sanctuary?
Nothing. But so what? The Taliban isn't going to invite terrorists in anymore. They're radical, but they're not stupid. They know what happens when you do that. They found out the hard way. You get invaded.
They are dirt poor, splintered into a million factions, geographically separated and uneducated.
We have nothing to fear from them if we leave.
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Oh no! I made a boo boo! What should I do?!
The next time to try to make homemade fireworks, do it out in the desert far from civilization.
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Is there a better way to prop up one leg of a ladder on the stairs (for painting) than a cinder block on the lower stair?
I use a piece of scrap 3/4 inch ply and cut a couple of legs out of a 2x4 for the lower stair. That way I have a platform. It's safer.
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Decode this phrase: "This isn't working for me, but I'd still like to be friends." (Humor appreciated.)
It's over. We're done. But because I'm insanely passive aggressive I'm going to make this ten times more difficult by pretending I still want to hang around with you. I'm probably going to do something really callous like show off my new boyfriend to you.
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Assume an electron and a positron, with the same spin, annihilate. What happens to the angular momentum?
It is annihilated.
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Why Is science blind to tell us about after death?
Science actually has a lot to tell us about it. The trouble lies not with the science, but with those who simply refuse to acknowledge it.
It is estimated that there are over 700 near death experiences in the U.S. each year and of those, a small fraction remember experiences that occurred while they were completely unconscious or completely brain dead. While there are all sorts of "rational"...
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What do you think about brain surgery? With a power drill, that is.
You do what you gotta do.
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A christian says you're going to hell. What is your response?
Here's what I say:
"Thank you very much for your opinion. Your thoughts on this subject are very important to me and I will consider them carefully and give them all the attention they deserve. Ok, I'm done."
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How many men have lost their lives fighting in wars, throughout history?
That number is really unknown. I would guess that it's probably close to a hundred million.
This is really hard to estimate because there are so many wars where the dead weren't counted. You can add up all the modern wars and this probably accounts for at least 75%. I'm not going to that much trouble however.
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Do you assume that everybody you talk to on the Internet is a man if you do not know them personally?
Unless someone has a name that obviously gives them a gender, such as yours, I assume nothing. I wait for the person to identify themselves.
I would much prefer to know people's approximate ages, as this has a greater effect on conversation.
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Can you commit yourself, like they do in the movies?
Yes, you can voluntarily commit yourself to a mental institution. You might have to pay for the privilege.
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Do large settlements put into the American psyche, law suits are for profit after an inconvenience and not to make you whole after a loss?
Large settlements are for punishment. When you have a large corporation engaging in institutionalized wrongdoing, it's for profit. If the settlement isn't significantly larger than the profit made, then it is profitable for the corporation to commit crimes. Got it? That's why we need astronomical jury awards against large corporations.
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Is your S/O jealous because you have AB friends?
The friends I have on AB do not even register on her scale. She doesn't care in the least.
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i see a little silhouetto of a man...
Got a moose? Got a moose? Can you do the fandango?
Thunderbolt and lightning, very very frightning
Ok, there's no moose in the song, but that's what it sounds like.
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I'm concerned about receiving anal sex from husband.
From what I understand, it's not especially good for women to do this frequently because you can develop problems from it. However, doing this occasionally poses little to no health risks.
The guy needs some therapy because this isn't normal; he's too controlling and not flexible about sex. A normal relationship has a bit of give and take in it.
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You know you are too embarrassed when . . . ?
You fly to Peru to live out the rest of your life rather than face your family after you got stinking drunk and groped at your new sister-in-law under her dress . . . at the altar during her wedding to your brother.
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You know your trust issues are really bad when . . . ?
you do a background check . . . on your mother.
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You know you care too little when . . . ?
your donation to the United Way is used chewing gum.
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do 'dissident' and 'rebel' have the same meaning?
A rebel engages in armed resistance. A dissident is not necessarily an armed combatant.
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When is the Zombie Apocalypse? (and why are there over 100 questions about zombies on AB?) Culinary.
The revised end of the world is now October 21st, 2011. I'm assuming that the zombie apocalypse will follow shortly thereafter as soon as God has finished snatching people, ripping off their clothes and hauling their naked asses out into space to die. Because he likes them best. After they have endured this terrifying death, their souls go to Heaven where they hopefully get treated for PTSD....
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How should I celebrate becoming a 'Guru'? (awesome)
Congratulations!!! It's quite an achievement.
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Do people at parties talk any more? After dinner with quiet music playing just sit and talk about whatever? No games or dancing,just talk?
When I go to parties, which is seldom, all anyone does is talk.
Rarely is it something of interest, but there is still plenty of it.
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Okay we GET second place but why a medal for third when it is little more than 1st LOSER?
It depends on the competition. In areas of intense competition, such as the olympics or the world cup, 3rd place is a big deal. It's still a great accomplishment to be third greatest in the world.
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If the prisoners in solitary confinement are allowed to bring in their laptops & surf the internet, what do u think they will do?
Surf the internet.
You cannot take apart a laptop with no tools without smashing it. The guards might be a bit suspicious about that.
They would have their every keystroke monitored, so they couldn't try anything stupid.
May as well use it for its intended purpose. There's not a lot else to do.
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When will Answerbag start banning and removing users who "answer" questions with insults and attempts to bully question askers?
I agree with Capital J. It was an immature answer, but not the sort of drivel that deserves a ban.
The key here, is that the answerer is deriding the question, not the questioner. Therefore, the answer isn't a personal insult.
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Why doesn't President Obama support destroying unions like Republicans and Adolf Hitler?
He's not totally committed to the rich. Only partially.
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Master of all trades and Jack _____ of none?
Jack of all trades and master of none. That I believe is the original statement.
In this case? I'm going with "et." as in "jacket of none."
Lame? Yes, but it's all I"ve got.
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What's the problem with Obama ? why is he lying every time ?
Maybe you should expand your sources of information just a tad. That statement is ridiculous on so many levels it can't possibly be taken seriously.
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are we alone in the universe/ do aliens exist
It is an absolute guarantee that life exists elsewhere in the universe. There are approximately 400 BILLION stars in our galaxy and there are billions of galaxies.
You do the math.
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Do you lose/or gain weight when apart from your significant other?
Bad thing. I gained weight because I wasn't eating the right foods and I was eating too much of them.
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What is one thing women don't know?
When the guy is tired of hearing them talk. (Not all women. My wife is good at reading me.)
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If you could devote ,some time/or more time,to help as a volunteer, at a charity ,what charity would you pick?
I occasionally donate time to Habitat for Humanity.
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What, do you think, of the “sliding glass doors” that the receptionist at the doctors office,seems to be, hiding behind?
I think that they allow receptionists to get some work done.
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"So, what's wrong with the Mormon Church?"
Like any conservative organization, they think when people are different, (gay for example) that there is something wrong with them. The Mormon church is famous for its bigotry.
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Do you think that if people could read your mind that they would be appalled?
It depends on the person. How other people judge me is up to them.
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Do you think that if you could read people's minds that you would be appalled?
I can do this and I am not appalled. Most people, most of the time, are churning thoughts in their heads that are merely representations of how they are feeling at the moment. And most people, most of the time, don't feel good about themselves.
So I see thoughts of grandiosity, which is a cover for insecurity, outright self hatred and self pity. People, in general, are not good at...
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Does anyone actually believe the government is engineering a bio weapon that could actually cause a zombie epidemic?
The government has absolutely created bio weapons.
Of course the problem with any such weapon is that you can easily kill the people you're trying to protect.
Can any of these viruses create zombies? And therefore zombie epidemics? I doubt it. First, the closest thing we have to a zombie disease is rabies and it is fairly easy to protect against. Second, the zombie disease has to be...
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Do you have sins, since Jesus died on the cross?
No. Sins are a religious thing and I'm not into that.
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Does bamboo flooring look any different from ordinary hardwood flooring?
Pretty much any flooring company stocks it. It's the cheap stuff. It is lighter than most hardwood and it has a more open grain. It is also softer and easier to damage.
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What to do when you can't get any food vendors to apply to your small festival?
Call them up and find out why. If it's about money, (and it probably is) you might have to cut a deal for cheaper rates with them or even subsidize their presence to get them there.
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I have been working on my abs for over a month and i havn't seen results. what should i do.
Remember, you build muscle when you rest, not when you work out. Don't overdo the work. Read up on how to do it right.
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We exist only to support the existance of the human speci.
Our individual existance is secondary. Comments?
My personal existence is important to me.
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Are we less discerning about what is/is not appropriate or is it rather than we no longer care?
Standards become more lax as the world gets more crowded. Anonymity allows people to relax their standards and care less about the people around them.
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You have a project that needs to get done. You learn there is a better way to do it, but it will take time to learn. What do you do?
As a professional who has faced this question many times, the answer is . . . it depends.
Not every project requires excellence. You do not build a shed for your tractor with the same care as the entryway for your million dollar custom home.
The correct answer is that you apply the skill and attention to detail that is needed for the satisfactory completion of that particular project. No...
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What's the goriest horror movie you've seen?
Pretty much any Troma film. There is only so much of that crap you can put into a film before it becomes monotonous.
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How can a mother kill her own child?
Mental instability. What else?
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BT (before television) we used to gather 'round the radio and use our imaginations. Now we watch a TV screen. No need to imagine, right?
You have to use your imagination to believe that it's worth it to sit through all the commercials.
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Do I type like a 12 year old?
No, you do not type like a 12 year old. However, your anger has clouded your judgment to the point that it is easy to mistake you for one. Uncontrolled anger is typical of children.
I wish you the best and please remember that no one on-line matters in your life . . . at all. We are all anonymous people who you will probably never ever meet. No one can truly insult you here because it is...
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How to meet up with your boyfriend in the summer (without your parents knowing)?
Millions of young women throughout the centuries have climbed out their windows to go meet their boyfriends and come back a little bit preggers.
Ya might want to take heed of that.
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I was just wondering, if there is no oxygen in space, why does the sun keep burning?
The sun is a giant gas ball so big that the weight of all that gravity heats up the center so much that atoms fuse together releasing enormous amounts of energy. It starts off as hydrogen, which has one electron, becomes helium, which has two, and so on. All matter is created in this way.
Let me put it another way: The sun doesn't use oxygen, it creates it.
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is this real after death human soul becomes a ghost show me any scientific prove because i escape the ghost
What will you accept as proof? Video? Audio? Personal accounts?
There is a ton of that stuff out there and the sheer volume of it represents proof of a sort, but you can also find reasons to disbelieve any of it if you want.
It's more complicated than you're making it out to be.
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John Edwards may be indicted on criminal charges for using campaign finance money to pay off his mistress. Just reward for an unjust man?
On a Washingtonian scale of evil, this is small potatoes. While I don't approve of it, it hurts him more than anyone else and isn't anywhere near the same league of wrongdoing as other things that go unpunished.
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Are you touched? Mark Haines of CNBC is dead.
I have no idea who he was, so there is no connection for me to draw upon. Consequently, no, I am not touched.
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What do you think of Justin Bieber and Why?
He's a tween sensation. They come and go. In ten years he'll most likely be a B list celebrity barely remembered by most people. It's the nature of fame. I wish him the best.
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Ladies I can't decide if I should jackoff to a pic of beyond or Jessica alba?? I haven't jerked in 2 months
Dude, just step in the shower with some soap and get it over with. It's date night with your hand, not a supermodel. In the meantime, stop sharing; it's too much information.
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Have you seen the movie "hachiko a dog's story" . If you did , did you cry ?
Yes, I did see it. It was very moving. I did not cry, but it was a close thing.
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Serious answers only, please... if you're going to treat me like an idiot, stay away from this question. About Harold Camping and rapture.
Camping seems like a nice man, and he seems sincere, but that doesn't mean that he knows any more than anyone else.
Keep the questions open. The answers will come to you.
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What is a man to gain if he gives his soul for the world?
He becomes the first to be infected with the zombie virus and after nearly all the humans are wiped out he becomes the Zombie King.
The humans though, lay low and build up their numbers and eventually force a massive showdown with spectacular make up and special effects. They all die valiantly and the Zombie King rules the earth for the next thousand years.
Along the way, memory of humans...
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What is the difference between orcs and trolls?
Orcs live in books, movies and games.
Trolls live in the internet.
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Does the internet contain all the knowledge of mankind?
No, but I do think it contains absolutely every opinion on everything known to man.
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For those who believe in God: What do you not want people saying about your God? Why?
Don't care. Opinions are cheap.
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What do you wish you could have,but know you never will have?
The presidency.
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What do you think it means to have a dream that you're caught in a tornado?
You're Dorothy.
OZ awaits you.
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Would I be a millionaire if I owned a dog-food brand & sold it nationwide? If so, how long would it be before I make my first million?
You would be a millionaire within a year . . . not.
Business just isn't that simple. Do you really think it's that easy to compete against several national brands?
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If you sell your soul to gain the world, what happens when you die? Do Yall know where I'm going with this?
You waste one of your five lives. Remember: CTRL + SHIFT + ALT and then jump when you see Satan.
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How can I prepare for Biology I (freshman college)
Buy your books as soon as they're available and attend every class. It doesn't hurt to study for exams and do your homework either.
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when is the point of no return for you?
When I'm dead. Until then, it is all up for grabs.
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Did you know that only stoners believe marijuana should be legalized?
I am not a stoner and I think it should be legalized. I know a lot of other people who don't do pot who also think it should be legalized.
I don't know where you get your information but your sources cannot be trusted.
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Using your knowledge of history can you predict America's future in the following areas: economy technology politics
Yes. The economy is going to crash again within two years, technology will be adversely affected and it will be politics as usual.
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Do they have shelter for death row inmates when a Tornado hits? Do they even care?
A tornado isn't going to do much to a prison. However, flooding is rather dangerous and when that happens and no transportation can be arranged in time, the inmates are set free to run for their lives.
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are research studies safe?
No, they are not always safe. Most however, do no permanent damage.
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What would we do if we could live beside the ocean, leave our fire behind, and swim out past the breakers?
Get on the boat, hoist up the main sail and catch the wind.
A ship in harbor is safe, but that's not what ships are for.
Maybe get a little swimming in while we're at it.
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If you could, would you take it all back?
No way. My life hasn't always been great, but I have my wife and my cats and my house, a job that is better than most people's and I like who I am.
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If Heaven exists I think excluding non-believers is illlogical. That would prove the existence of a Loving God would it not?
This is the bible we're talking about and the bible has rules. The first rule of the bible is: Do Not Talk About The Bible. Wait, no, that was from someplace else. Anyway, God is only loving if you Follow The Rules. If you don't follow them, he becomes a real prick. At least that's how I understand it.
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Try a Pick up line on this girl - http://beautifulgirlspictures.net/index.php/Beautiful-girls-pictures-gallery-15/beautiful-girls-picture-97
Aren't you the Henderson's little girl? I used to babysit for them.
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Im a pledge for a fraternity, and last night i broke my leg pledging, Should i give up?
Something is wrong with a fraternity that has an activity so risky that you can break your leg doing it.
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Can we access our archival selves and turn into the bird that was in our evolutionary makeup?
I haven't heard of anyone being able to do that.
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CAN TELEKINESIS HAPPEN
Yes, it is real. It has been demonstrated in relatively simply studies done at Princeton University and elsewhere.
Here are the relevant studies:
http://www.princeton.edu/~pear/publications.html
The effect is small, but significant.
The theories surrounding this all point to consciousness as fundamental to the universe.
Here is a telekinesis experiment you can try on line:...
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Does TRUTH have to make sense to be true?
When you find out what is true, then you try to make sense of it. If you cannot, the fault lies with you, not with the truth.
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Would you secretly like to be an undercover police person? if yes what would you specialize in?
No way. Those people can get seriously effed up. Being undercover messes with your head in a big way.
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Furrys out there, Question about zoophilia.
Ouch. Yeah, I wouldn't exactly call that cheating, but it's not exactly NOT cheating either.
People who are like this usually don't change, so you're either going to have to learn to live with it or move on.
If you move on, I understand completely.
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Are teaser rates the most legal con in business today?
They rank waaaaay up there.
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Are you proud of me?? :D
Yes, not everyone can ten episodes of Seinfeld in a row without going insane. You can be proud of your accomplishment.
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My family vanished at 6 PM! I think they were raptured without me! What do I do!?
I'm emptying my truck and I plan to spend a quiet, relaxing night looting. As civilization is collapsing, I need to stock up on beer, guns and ammo. You're welcome to join me.
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Guys - would you be man enough to be in a physical relationship with a Klingon gal?
Wot? Noooooooooo.
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anyone disappointed about the rapture
That's when Zeus says:
RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!!
Right?
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Can an antique drinking fountain bowl be refinished?
What's it made out of?
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Will atheists survive the end of the world because they don't believe?
Yes, although here in California there are still 5 hours left for rapture to start, in some parts of the world, the window is already closed. Everyone, including atheists who was going to seems to have survived. As no one has been taken to Heaven who didn't already have an appointment today, we can conclude one of two things:
1. Either the date was wrong and no rapture took place, OR
2....
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Would you rather be in a car that has no air conditioner, but has a radio? or one that has no radio but has a working air conditioner?
The air conditioning broke in my truck years ago. Then the radio died. I replaced the radio.
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Why do people "like" a question on AB, but they don't answer it ? Anyone ?
Sometimes, someone has a good question, but we don't necessarily have the answer for it.
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After the supposed rapture of 2011, how will the rapture-believing christians recognize the non-end of the world?
Rapture came and went. Nobody qualified.
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If the world was really ending tomorrow, what one thing would you do today?
RELEASE THE BECKEN!!!!
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What will tomorrow bring?
The Rapture, apparently. It's time to . . .
RELEASE THE KRAKEN
http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/107/224/release-the-kraken-zoidbergjpg-c9e4413d29706dcf_large.jpg?1300535799
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Here in the UK there is 10 minutes until the end of the world. What should I be doing right now? ;)
It's time to . . . RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!!
http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/107/224/release-the-kraken-zoidbergjpg-c9e4413d29706dcf_large.jpg?1300535799
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If the bible is a true book, why do believers go to such great lengths to defend it? Is this normal behaviour when dealing with the truth?
The vast majority of people who participate in a Bible related religion regard it as a book written by men and subject to errors.
However the small portion that believes in an infallible Bible written by God is the loudest and most persistent in voicing their opinions. They are a bit wacko and their actions don't always make a lot of sense.
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Will we get to see men from Mars that eat heads and cars on May 21?
Sure, why not?
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If you were a medieval soldier what would be your weapon of choice?
A ladle. I would make sure that I was the cook. If I absolutely had to pick up a weapon, it would be the long bow. I prefer to shoot farther than my enemies.
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I said 'I Love You' and he didnt say it back? Wehave been together for 5 months now. Will he ever love me?
He probably has no idea what it's supposed to be.
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How do you determine the amount of moles created tthrough electrolysis
My cat catches moles sometimes, he kills them, so we don't have to electrolyze them.
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how can you be sure it is a spirit asnwering you and not you asnwering yourself because you want to know really badly?
Anytime you want to know an answer really badly, you almost certainly have too much fear to use your ability effective. It clouds your ability to listen.
Get someone else to help you who doesn't care about your question.
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If you were a Lord of the Rings character, who would you be (or want to be)? (The gender doesn't have to be the same...) Why?
A member of the 475th Elf Reserves. They didn't show up in the movie because the battle was over before they saw any action. Mostly they just stood around waiting, drinking elf brew and trying to hit up on any hot looking elf chick that wandered by.
But they got credit just like everyone else.
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What is something that always makes you stop and ask, 'Why'?"
Republicans a bit, but especially Libertarians.
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The oldest prejudice of our beloved Americans: could you talk about it frankly and open-mindedly?
You must mean socialism.
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What are some of the 'stupid' things you did as a teen?Have you heard of 'planking'?
My friend and I ripped a 12' wide road sign out of the roadside and threw it in a ditch.
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have you seen a ghosts ever or felt the presence of an evil spirit?
Yes, I made it go away.
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What would the Government recommend for the Zombie Apocalypse, duck and cover, or duct tape and plastic sheets?
They would tell everyone to stay calm and stay in their homes while they ran for shelter and protected themselves.
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Question for guys
You know, that's an interesting question because while it appears that the only sane choice is the second one, real life has a way of turning things like this on their head.
People are complicated. The first person might be spoiled and controlling, but also might be extremely smart, self assured, capable and incredibly loyal. More importantly, she might be aware of her traits and applying...
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I was convinced that there was a Santa Claus, by some of the same people that introduced me to religion. Isn't this the same as believing in God and Lord, etc.?
There are some definite similarities, yes.
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Where does Al Gore stand on Global Warming (based on the energy consumption of his house)?
The question is nonsensical. His position is based on science, not his house.
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are we all just puffs of energy?
Yes, actually.
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Can psychic abilities be trained?
Yes, it can be taught, but not everyone can learn it. Certain personalities are lost causes. These are typically analytical, non-creative people with little emotional range. The more emotional and creative you are though, the better you will be at learning psychic ability.
The biggest hurdle in learning this is that the focus is so much different than normal tasks. You have to learn to...
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Is this true? The USSR commenced their activities in WW2 immorally, but ended up acting in a much better way than they started...
No. The Soviet Union had a non aggression treaty with Germany, which they honored. But Germany Attacked the USSR in 1941.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Barbarossa
The USSR then spent until 1945 defeating the Germans. The Eastern Front was about 900 miles long.
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How can one stop taking himself or herself so seriously?
Here's what you do: (This works for everyone in the world.)
1. Fill a bucket with water
2. Make a fist and stick it in the water up to your wrist.
3. Pull it out very quickly and watch the spot where it came out very closely.
4. The hole that you leave in the water is how much the world is going to miss you when you're gone.
There is nothing to be gained by being serious.
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How many swallows does it take to make a summer?
One, but he has to hang out at Mission San Juan Capistrano to make it official.
http://www.sjc.net/swallows/
(A little bit of California lore for you.)
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I have a idea requiring opinion(s)...please respond (In the description. It's about Going green..)
I had to rush to get here, but I've arrived and -wait a minute while I pull this out of my pocket- ah, here it is; here is your response. It's blank though, because it's waiting for a question.
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If you ask a sheep if he believes in god and he answers "baaaah", does that mean he is an atheist or agnostic?
Learn to speak sheep. He's saying Gaaaaaahhhhhd. Which is sheep for "I"m a theist."
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Why would a guy act this way?
That's really creepy. I don't have an answer.
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Why do you have to use higher octane fuel for high compression pistons?
You have to delay the explosion until you get the best compression possible.
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Agree/Disagree?
Agree. You're a little late to this party by the way. This discussion has been going on for almost fifty years. It basically boils down to money vs. health.
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Why does it always feel like it's my fault?
You'll get tired of him and leave him eventually. No one can live that way forever. Nothing here is your fault. It's his problem and he has to deal with it. He's creating his own hell.
For the record, he will probably eventually change, but it won't be fast enough to do you any good. This kind of problem does not go away easily.
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what do we think of this girl? I can't decide if she is odd looking or pretty...maybe both? http://models.com/oftheminute/?p=30455
Beautiful woman, terribly underweight and probably suffering from an eating disorder. She looks skeletal. That is way too common for top models.
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what to talk about to keep things interesting with a girl?
Have you tried listening? Most people prefer to do the talking and if you keep showing interest, you don't have to think of things to say.
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What is the least expensive way to travel on ground from Brookfield, Missouri to Tampa, Florida?
There are companies that match drivers to vehicles that need to be driven to a new location. The owner pays for any maintenance costs that may occur and gas (I think.) I have no idea what is available in your area.
Buy your food at grocery stores and sleep in the car.
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If "the more things change, the more they stay the same" is true, shouldn't we use ONLY renewable resources in our world?
I think that the statement was a reference to politics, not recycling.
To answer your question, of course we should be using renewable stuff.
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We wake up in jail together. Four words, what would you say to me?
No more carjacking! Eh?
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how important to you is it to hear the word "i love you" if you don't hear it do you think a person loves you?
It's been 25 years now, I'm not obsessing about whether she really loves me or not. If she's put up with me for this long, it must be love.
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For those who do not believe in spanking children, what is your reason(s)?
Reasons not to spank:
1. Your little person will be afraid of you.
2. Time outs work just fine and the kid is much calmer afterwards.
3. Kids are such good mimics. Ever wonder where bullies come from?
4. If spanking doesn't work, you're screwed.
5. Sibling rivalries can get pretty ugly. (see #4)
6. Do you want obedience or initiative? Can't have both.
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How's the nicotine working out for you?
It's not killing the smokers I don't like fast enough to suit me.
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addiction means you are compulsively doing it, thinking it, ingesting it etc.
Got a compulsion?
Yeah, actually I do. I compulsively answer questions on this site.
It's a long ways to Guru.
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If you are, why are you so proud?
Because I have never fallen for a Nigerian scam.
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Do you know anyone who bailed out of a relationship for a very stupid reason?
I think Schwarzenegger, who fathered an illegitimate child (probably in their home) while he was living with Maria qualifies.
What an idiot!
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Answerbag Staff and Professional Researchers are often seen as a sort of 'hostile' entity. Do you view them as such, and if so, why?
I just ignore them most of the time, but occasionally I'll put in an answer.
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Is this a good thing?
Short shorts on women, mmmmmmmmmmmmm
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How many double standards do you have?
When I find that I have a double standard, I double it. Then I double it two more times so that I now have sixteen standards. This confuses me and everyone else so that if I go back to a double standard, everyone is so relieved that they forget to be bothered by it.
Moral? Never back away from crazy, just double down.
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Are there any non-Texans / non-ex-Texans who actively like Texas?
I've been there and the people were nice. It's a big state and has a lot of liberals.
The radical right wingers don't jump out of bushes.
So yeah, I like the place. They need to eat better though. Steak and shrimp are not the only foods on earth.
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Do you perceive the world beyond the obvious ?
Yeah, that's normal for me.
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I'm afraid to think about certain things? See description to understand...
Let me give you a little perspective as a psychic person: very few people have the ability to read your thoughts. They are safe in your head.
As someone who can get an idea of where people's thoughts are going, I am well familiar with how people actually think, (as opposed to what people will admit to.)
All kinds of thoughts run through everyone's heads. Thoughts of committing unspeakable...
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Now Obama's certificate is available, does that mean we who said for a couple of years that it wasn't available are somehow "wrong"?
The birthers were always wrong. Everyone else knew it.
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Any home haunters out there?
No, we'd prefer not to have a bunch of strange people trooping through our home.
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Is it really possible to turn a human being into a "zombie" by pouring hydrocholric acid into their frontal lobe?
You would kill someone doing that, and it would be a rather gruesome death.
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Why did you eat my lunch?
I didn't eat it, it just disappeared. It might magically re-appear if you pay me back what you owe me.
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Would you visit Swedish 'love hotel' where rooms come with sex toys and the services of a professional orgasm coach?
Sounds interesting, but I'd never in a million years ever be able to talk my wife into it.
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I'm feeling depressed what should i do?
Volunteerism helps. Get out and find a way to volunteer for something. Habitat for Humanity usually has something going on.
It helps you feel good about yourself.
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when flashing lights at the RR crossing go off and the train clears when should you proceed ?
right away. The person behind you is honking already so get a move on.
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Is there one "telepathic man" on planet Earth?
Everyone is a bit telepathic. It's very ordinary.
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How do I concentrate on the most important things in life when I'm so stressed?
There is no answer. It has to be done, so you do it no matter what.
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How do I honor my husbands wishes? See description.
It will cost a lot more, especially if it has to be shipped, but you can buy organic veal that doesn't come from tortured animals. You just need to do some research.
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Do you believe that a worldwide cataclysmic event is really going to unfold in 2012? Why?
People have been predicting the End of the World since the middle ages. How'd that go for them?
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I need advice about my cat and her food
Your cat will eventually go back to dry food, but you are going to have to be more stubborn than her. Don't worry, she won't let herself starve.
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My mother-in-law and I have never argued (32 years). She's terrific and I love her. What's your in-law situation?
She's Ok. She's not a monster-in-law or anything like that, but she's a bit of a princess and that's a strain on my wife.
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Why would a spouse bring up divorce in every single argument, big or small?
Maybe, but truthfully, they are probably scared to death of divorce. Also, this is something they learned from their psycho parents.
Be kind, be gentle, be stern, be calm and don't take that crap.
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How can I make my life a better one?
do some volunteering.
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Am i ugly? I know i am not pretty but i am 1, never had a bf, and i think it is because of my looks. Be honest.
I think you're an attractive young girl. And you're still very, very young. If you've ever seen the yearbook photos of a lot of movie stars, they all looked like a bunch of dorks until well after High School.
Despite what you may think, dating isn't about looks. It's about being good at being social.
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Is saying "Guns don't kill people, people kill people" equivalent to saying "Toasters don't toast toast, Toast Toast Toast"?
I prefer this one: "Guns don't kill people unless you hit them really hard with it. Bullets work much better."
The toast thing? That's WAY funny.
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What do you think about Osama Bin Laden's tombstone? LMAO!!
http://radiopatriot.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/2.jpg?w=500&h=375
I'm glad OBL is dead, but that's not much of a joke IMHO.
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Would you rather buy produce that is genetically modified to resist infection and pests or have it in sprayed with chemicals?
You never heard of organic growing methods? They work just fine. It requires more labor than factory methods, but this more than offsets the risks and rising costs of pesticides.
Read up on that GM crap and games they play with it.
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If a US gallon of gas cost 35 cents in 1960, and the same gallon cost $2.61 in 2009 how much profit is made off of $4.28 a gallon in 2011?
You're ignoring inflation and the rising costs of production.
Still, they're ripping us off.
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Is this a good way to deal with someone letting their dog poop on your lawn? LMAO!!!
I suppose. Better to catch the dog walker in the act so that they remember.
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How can I talk my dad into letting me have live chickens?
Chickens are high maintenance, so your Dad may be right. If you don't care properly for them, they can stink up an area and become a rat magnet.
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what are the working conditions of a franchise owner?
Depends on the franchise. Some have better terms than others.
However, owning a franchise is generally going to be less successful and going it alone. Some franchisees, particularly McDonald's, are a very bad investment because of the terms. They suck out a lot of your profit.
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My step dad passed in March with no will. My mom is still living. Are his kids entitled to anything even if he disowned them years ago?
The wife usually gets at least a third and the kids divide the rest of what's left over after probate.
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Which human quality do you think is rare to find?
Sociopath
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What do you know will happen?
Within two years we're going to have another financial meltdown that will make this last one look like a booming economy.
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Women in cat costumes look HOT! Ladies, what animal costume could guys wear to drive you wild with desire?
The World According to Furries.
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Your home is North America. Which other places have you gone to, you REALLY liked? Would you live there?
Germany or Australia.
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Is it easy to upgrade from business to first class?
Anything is possible with money.
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When does faith change into superstition and superstition into faith?
They are interchangeable. Superstition is what you call the other guy's faith.
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Americans: Have you traveled anywhere outside of North America?
East Germany, West Germany and the new united Germany. France, Italy, Australia, Austria, Belgium, Holland, Mexico, Dominican Republic, the Bahamas
And Texas.
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Why do societies make progress so slowly?
I can answer that in one word: Conservatives.
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Do you agree - Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away!?
Yes, love is like quicksilver. Prolonged contact with it will make you sick and drive you insane. (Mercury poisoning.)
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What can you never eat for breakfast
Me? Cold pepperoni pizza.
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How would one arrange to have one's arms torn off by bears, but without the risk of head or torso damage?
This is The Black Knight's Dilemma. (see Monty Python and the Holy Grail)
The best way to do this is to hire a Black Bear Samurai. http://www.flickr.com/photos/44098998@N00/306660473/
They ALWAYS get the job done right.
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For anyone who has seen the movie "Pale Rider", do you think "The Preacher", played by Clint Eastwood, was a ghost??
It's been a long time since I've seen that movie, but I think not. I think he just survived a horrific shooting.
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Should me and my foot be concerned?
Get to a doctor and get it x-rayed. You're not going to necessarily know if you've broken it and you have to be sure. The longer you wait, the harder it is to fix.
I worked all day on a big toe that had the bone broken clean through and I didn't know. It required a podiatrist to re-set it.
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Do you beleve in lord?
I don't believe that a monarchy is the proper form of government for the afterlife.
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How does one go about converting a gasoline engine driven car into an electric. Also, what is the estimated pricing and parts list?
You need an automotive engineer. You have to remove the existing engine. It is too heavy and takes up too much space which you'll need for other things.
You might want to consider something here: electric cars and hybrids do best in city driving where they go short distances and sit a lot. If you're planning on long hauls, an efficient diesel engine is your best bet.
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If a guy i know calls me by a nickname a lot and teases me, does he like me, or is he just being a guy?
If he ddin't like you he wouldn't pay attention to you.
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To be against spanking is fine but why continue to falsely claim using a belt to punish a child/teenager is against the law when it's not?
Hitting a minor with a belt is a felony. It is assault and battery. Whether this crime is prosecuted varies wildly from one area to another.
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Do you ever wonder whether or not plants have feelings?
They do. This was proven in experiments conducted by Cleve Backster using lie detector machines. He first began doing this in 1966.
You can read about it in the book "Primary Perception."
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What should you do when you're expecting an earthquake? What about when you're experiencing one?
There is no way to expect an earthquake. There is no warning at all. The best you can do is prepare for one.
How safe you are depends a lot on where you are and whether the buildings are built to withstand those forces. In California, you're pretty safe. In the Midwest, not so much. In Haiti, not at all.
You are most at risk from falling things, so hiding under desks and things is your...
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How many miles is a Ford Taurus good for?
Like all cars, it depends on how good the maintenance is. Bad maintenance will destroy a car in under a 100K miles, while great maintenance will keep it going over 250K.
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Men who go out at night with the intention of taking a woman home are...
being interrupted while watching the ball game in their underwear and an old bathrobe with their favorite pizza in one hand and a beer in the other, and Fido on the couch next to them getting the occasional nibble of pepperoni.
And all because the wifey forgot to take the car into the shop when she first heard "that funny clanking noise." (The water pump. It's going to be very expensive.)
...
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Black guys?
Open up your available dates by not being so picky about race. It's not such a segregated world anymore.
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"I feel like something is missing in my life." How often do you feel that way? What do you do about it when you do feel that way?
More money. That's what's missing. I feel that way occasionally when I don't have enough money.
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Aliens come to Earth and ask YOU to show them the daily life of a human. What would you do first?
That sounds pretty boring, so I'd take them to a men's restroom first. After that, we'd never see them again.
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Why do People pick on the Poor Stick?
Stick people even pick on each other. You can find games where they go to war.
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In 1933 The Northern Tissue Company advertised as the first splinter-free toilet paper.
Great invention/promotion or what?
I doubt that fooled anyone. No one has ever used toilet paper that can cause splinters. Even in the most backward places they use leaves and rags, not branches, to clean up.
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Who do you think is the worst actor of all time and why?
Laugh all you want at popular mainstream actors, but you haven't seen bad until you've sat through someone's film they made with their friends and their mother as actors that never drew any interest from film festivals or distribution.
Bad is when you can tell that someone is just spitting out some lines they memorized with no inflection and no emotional interaction with the people around...
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It's not the money it's ____________ ?
"It's not the money, it's, uh . . . um . . . well . . . yeah, y'know? Actually, it IS the money."
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i want to live in america in a few weeks but i dont know what ill need apart from a passport
If you plan on living here you'll need a green card.
Lots of money too. Money is VERY important here.
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Are you an Indigo child?
If you had any familiarity with the New Age Movement many years back, you would know that every generation a new batch of "special" children are born. Star Children, Indigo Children and other titles that escape me, it all boils down to the same narcissistic tendency of parents to declare that their child is somehow more special and gifted than your child.
Don't pay too much attention to it.
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Why do people think black people are ugly?
There are beautiful people of every race, and everything in between. Some of this is simply cultural preferences.
I advise against putting forth arguments like this against highly disagreeable people of questionable intelligence. You don't gain anything and some of them slime rubs off onto you.
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Can you shave your nose?
I think that the iphone has an app for that.
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Why would people text and answer the phone while at dinner with you? I mean you have seen people do this in a restaurant?
People need to get up and leave if they do this. While I think it's OK in a larger party of people, it's not OK at all if it's just two people.
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Folks are still looking for this missing kid: have you seen her in your neighbourhood / whilst on your travels?
No. That's so sad.
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What helps you not snoop?
I find that nothing prevents snooping quite like over the top narcissism.
You see, it's all about me. If people aren't talk to me and about me, I'm not interested. Why would I care about other people when I'm so fascinating that I never get bored thinking about me?
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my gf is having severe back pain why?
Blow off the doctor and send her to a chiropractor. The doctor has apparently determined that she doesn't need surgery, so the only thing to do is calm down the inflammation and get the bones to straighten out to relieve the pressure on the nerves.
That's what chiropractors do.
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What is your favorite saying?
"A ship in harbor is safe, but that's not what ships are for."
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Hello,I am not able to get my answers here.Can anyone help me?
Perhaps you're not asking the right questions.
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Have you ever been to Bubblicity?
No, I don't get out much. Is it just for kids? 'Cause I'm probably too old for that.
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What the hell are you talking about?
The origins of consciousness and why the evidence points to a dualist approach as opposed to a materialist one.
Aren't you glad you asked?
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Traveling from Indianapolis to Milwaukee on Fri 6/3. What is best time to leave Indy Fri afternoon to bypass Chicago rush hour traffic?
I don't live there and I've never driven those roads, but common sense still applies.
Rush hour traffic is typically from 7am to about 9am and from roughly 3pm to 7pm. Other things that cause extra traffic in specific areas are large events, construction and accidents.
I hope that helps.
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what can cause severe back pain?
The most common is car accidents, since they put an enormous strain on the back with sudden, violent motion.
The second most common is falling injuries for the same reason.
Right up with those are injuries from improper lifting.
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On what issues do you want an opinion from the opposite sex?
Girl stuff.
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what does it mean when you cant move at all or speak and you feel a bad presence behind you that whole time you can't move?
"What does it mean?"
Interesting choice of words. You're describing a fearful situation, and yet you want to explore this philosophically and commune with Plato. Why do you care about the meaning of this event?
If it were me, I would be asking the question:
"How do I make this go away . . . for good?
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a lot of the Greek and roman gods look very similar and a lot of people believe there weren't gods and that they was ALIENS.
Greek and Roman gods look similar because the Roman god ARE the Greek gods. The Romans adopted the same set of gods and gave them different names.
The alien angle is just wishful thinking.
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have you ever broken a toy by stepping on it or drowning it into water ?
I confess, I drowned my GI Joe when I was little. The poor thing struggled for a long time before it finally died of asphyxiation. I was always cruel to my toys.
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Do you speak Italian?
I hear that there are a bunch of people on a peninsula of southern Europe that speak that language. It's weird how they're all bunched up like that.
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Should it matter how many past sexual partners your gf, who you love greatly, has had... even if it's a lot... like 26? :(
After a thorough medical examination and a battery of tests for every conceivable type of STD?
No, no problem.
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The Big Five Oil Company Execs are on the hot seat in Washington explaining why they "need" tax subsidies despite record profits. Great?
More talk, no action. This is pointless.
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What is the Brain made of??
Delicious edible pieces, ideal for gourmet zombie dining. Best served fresh.
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What would you do if your dad stuck your toothbrush up his ass then after you used it he told you that it was up his ass?
I'd start packing my bags and looking at bus schedules.
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I am so sleepy and my friends wont leave my room and let me get some sleep....how can I get rid of them without being rude?
Turn the lights on and off several times. That's a good impersonal cue.
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How much of you would you be willing to sacrifice to do the right thing? Would you pass on by or dive right in and take the consequences?
It depends on what is at stake. I've stopped to render assistance when I found an elderly man crawling on the ground with his groceries spilled all over. (Someone else had called an ambulance, but he had bad knees and just needed someone to lift him up. He then walked home.) That just made me late; no big deal.
I won't risk my life though, for people I don't know. There are too many...
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Are you bruised beat up and battered and screwed yourself up so bad
and life feels totally disastrous and you can only hope for a next life?
No. I got knocked down, I got back up. I got screwed up, I straightened myself out. My life was a disaster and I turned it around.
I didn't put in all this effort to just throw it away. I plan on getting some dividends on all this hard work.
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Is there ever going to be an Austin Powers 4?
I hope so because that's just what the world needs. They can premiere it with Bill and Ted's AARP Adventure.
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Have you ever touched a unicorn?
My unicorn is none of your business. Stay away from my junk.
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When does the seventh trumpet sound in the book of Revelation?
Right after Jesus does his epic guitar solo.
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If my eccentric Grandpa left me a chunk of change to establish the AB Memorial Petting Zoo, what animals should we include? Anything goes!
Trolls. Keep them out in the bright sun where everyone can get a good look at them. (They hate it there.)
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Why do you enjoy blowing the bubbles of a bubble wrap all the time?
I pop the bubbles. I'm sorry, but blowing is just not my thing.
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Serious replies only please, no jokes thanks ! what do you think of the choices so far for presidential candidates ??
I'll vote for that The-Rent-Is-Too-Damned-High guy.
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How to stop worrying or thinking about things excessively that haven't even occurred yet?
It's good to worry because that way the stuff you worry about will never happen.
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What movies has Dane Cook been in?
I seem to be drawing a blank for some reason.
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If the religious right fundamentalists were to run the country as they wished to -how do you think that would affect YOUR existence?
I'd move to Germany.
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Is there a website that helps you find the name on a tv program or movie?
Yes, it's called Google.
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I love you because of your ___________?
family's money. And you're OK too.
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can i sheetrock a ceiling with 24" on center 2x4 trusses 20' span with 5/8 rock will it support the weight. should i put blocking in 16"
It can be done. There is a possibility of some minor sagging over time and you'll have to fasten the short edges to each other with some ply if they don't lay on a joist. Don't bother putting in the blocking. It's overkill.
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Physics
Read "The Trouble With Physics" by Lee Smolin. You will gain important insights into that field.
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You see Batman and Superman fighting outside your house....what do u do?
Get out of the way as quickly as possible. Whenever superheros fight there is an enormous amount of collateral damage. They're sloppy and they break EVERYTHING.
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True or False--Only real true friends will tell you when you are wrong in life?
That may be true face to face, but on the internet people will line up to tell you how wrong and utterly stupid you are.
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how powerful can teenage hormones be on state of mind? how much confusion can be created?
Very powerful. A whole lot.
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Is snow really as nice as movies and pictures make it out to be?
Snow is cold. Very cold. If you get it in your clothes you get wet . . . and cold. It tenses up your muscles and makes going outside into a big production.
It's nice to visit, but no fun to live with.
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I have AB+ blood. Most medicines work the opposite way on me. Is this the norm for my type of blood? Can it be passed down from grandmother?
Your blood type is based genetically, so yes.
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WHO WOULD HAVE BEEN DRACULA'S BARBER? OR DID HE CUT HIS HAIR HIMSELF?
Sweeney Todd, of course.
Your caplock button is stuck again. You should get that fixed.
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Have you experienced paranormal activities first-hand? Share it...
Yes, I'm psychic. It's pretty ordinary.
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What do vegetarian zombies eat?
They dine on the Tofudabeast.
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What do you think is the most often asked question on AB? I got 2 rejected duplicate questions so far!!!!
Well, there's always the ever popular:
my bf is so jelus, he hurts me n hates my friends, but I still luv him wot shud i do?
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It appears Newt is in, anyone else looking forward to the "shellacking" he'll give Obama in the debates
Obama? Master of the Smackdown? Getting a shellacking by Gingrich?
Obama, in case you forgot, weathered a huge storm of Republican crapola to get elected. He was never once ruffled or thrown off his game. The guy is pure ice.
Attacking Obama is a hopeless cause. Perhaps instead the Republicans could come up with an . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I D E A...
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What NATURAL feeds can rabbits have? Not like organic but natural foods they would eat if in the wild...
Grab a variety of weeds in the area and find out what they will eat. They generally like leafy stuff.
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How do you see a rainbow? Describe it to me.
Like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI
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When i was little, ghosts were my worst fear but after i've seen one, i was never that afraid again. is it normal?
Yes, when we face our fears they go away. That's how it works.
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Are "witches" just people who forgot to grow up? I mean, don't they realize how stupid they look and sound?
Well, that was certainly an imaginative question. My guess is that this person is not really interested in a real answer.
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How do YOU think (not the scientists, not the religion, just YOU) what the soul is? And can animals or plants have one?
All living things are conscious and therefore have souls.
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Can you feel your fingernails grow?
Nope.
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When were you insulted last, and what did you do as a response?
Only on the internet. And those I ignore.
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OK - on the lighter side - what is the funniest thing you have ever seen, heard or did?
That would be blowing up the whale in Oregon:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Vmnq5dBF7Y
Still a classic after all these years.
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If you have ever thought someone was pathetic was it due to pity or contempt? Why?
I'm rather neutral emotionally about this sort of thing. People make their own choices and there is nothing to be done about it.
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I have a pinched nerve in my back; vibrations in my foot, what could that be?
A pinched nerve in your back will resonate all the way to your foot. They are related. Do some stretching exercises.
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What do you prefer to believe in an argument: that the other side is wrong, or that they see your point, but just deny doing it?
This is where facts come in handy.
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my cat can't keep any food down. she has been vomiting and has some diarrhea.
Cats can survive a bit of hunger just fine. Make sure she has water and keep her indoors until it's time. There is really nothing more you can do short of taking her to an emergency clinic.
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Is it possible to begin a career in politics late or without a college education? And if so, how?
If Sarah Palin can do it, anyone can.
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Where did the study of economics come from?
A game of darts in a British pub in Lancaster in 1879.
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Are you sick of seeing questions that begin with "Atheists..."?
Nope, I head straight for them. They are often quite amusing.
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how do you have sex with dogs?
You don't.
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You're dead wrong...screwed up bigtime! Everyone knows it. Do you admit it or make excuses? Do you continue to justify justify justify?
I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything.
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when u see spam do you always report it?
Yes, all the time.
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Will Holder and Obama go ahead with the prosecution of the CIA agents who obtained the info which led to Bin Laden
Your question contains a factual error. Nowhere in the article is the capture of Bin Laden tied to the torture of prisoners. He is not mentioned at all.
The time to go ahead with torture cases was years ago when it was first discovered at Abu Ghraib. And they needed to put some high ranking people behind bars.
Now? Seems like a waste of energy.
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What level are you here? What is your aim?
Looks like you just got to Guru. Allow me to congratulate you. I know how hard that can be to achieve. I'm a Maestro and a couple thousand points behind you.
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Do people outgrow their youthful peculiarities, or to they become part of their adult personalities?
It depends on the youth trait. Drug use generally declines with age. Some other traits stick around.
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Worst punishment: Being locked in a room of golden retriever puppies or in a room full of chubby, fluffy kittens?
Puppies are worse. Kittens use litterboxes, puppies don't.
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any girls niphos
I'm going to take a wild guess that you meant "nympho" which is short for "nymphomaniac."
Which, by the way, is not a girl who is on sexual overdrive, but an emotionally damaged woman for whom sex is an unhealthy way of trying to have some self esteem. It becomes a fix.
Nymphomania is not a good thing . . . for anybody.
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Would you live in this zombie proof house when the invasion starts?
That's awesome. Thank you for sharing!
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Why is it so important to include a social media strategy element as part of a communications campaign?
Because a lot of people use social media. And it's the IN thing.
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as we get older do we become less interested in finding a mate? When I was young it seemed so exciting now it seem like trouble/problems.
I am less interested in finding a mate. Probably because I have one already.
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What do you I have that you want?
You probably want my command of the English language and proofreading skills. Or maybe not.
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Would you eat canned porpoise with tuna in it?
No, I try not to eat anything that is just as smart as I am.
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if i try to lose the game and i succeed, do i win the game?
You won at losing. it's generally much easier than winning.
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If you were to make a horror movie, what would it be like?
I would create one where the monster was attacking a house full of people over 40 to make it much harder for the monster:
They wouldn't leave the group for a quick round of nookie in some deserted and insanely dangerous location, thus guaranteeing their quick death.
They wouldn't split up at all.
Everyone would be armed with something all the time.
When the monster arrived, their lookout...
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Who is the most powerful superhero?
That would be Superman. His nickname is "God in Tights."
He is very nearly perfect.
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how big do you think my boobs are
You're . . . normal.
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why the hell did I knock on the door to my own room?
Because you're locked in and need help.
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What does Jesus mean when he says he would have gathered the people under his wings?
He's actually a Boeing 767 in disguise.
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Should Pakistan be declared a rogue/terorist nation?
No. It won't accomplish anything. Besides, look at a map. Pakistan is right next to Afghanistan, where we've got a few people running around. It wouldn't be a good idea to piss off their neighbors and make our lives harder.
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Why should we wait for death to meet God?
He smokes. And I can't stand the smell of tobacco.
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True or False - It's Now or Never ?
I'll get back to you on that one.
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Who watched the 60 Minutes interview with President Obama last night? It made me want to convert to American.
Convert to American? Two words: Health care.
Probably better for you that you came to your senses.
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Is it true that Easter marks the bicentennial anniversary when Christ burst forth from a giant chocolate egg?
No, you've got it all wrong. That's when the guy comes out of the ground and if he sees his shadow, it's six more weeks until Spring.
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If I am using regular cement not quikcrete to make stepping stones how long do i have to wait to start putting on the accent pieces?
Drying time varies tremendously according to environmental factors. I don't know what you mean by accent pieces or how you are applying them. If this is like tile, and they are glued on, then wait until the concrete turns mostly white. Usually a week or so. If this is something that has to be set into wet concrete, then you'll have to monitor the concrete very closely.
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If we`re halfway from here to there, where are we?
Middle aged.
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who brought the "smackdown"
That would be the Navy Seals under the direction of President Obama.
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In you opinion, who is the smartest of all time? Explain.
Marlyn Vos Savant: IQ = 228.
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Might an imploding black hole appear as the BIG BANG of a new universe it has imploded into?
A black hole is the most densely packed matter in the universe, as far as we know. I don't see how something like that can implode. There's no room for that to happen.
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Is there ANY reason to think that if PETA/Vegans had their way and people stopped eating meat, that there would be ANY less animal death?
An awful lot of animals are born solely for the purpose being killed for their meat. If that didn't happen, there would be fewer of those animals alive in the first place, so fewer of them would be killed.
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What's the best job in the world?
Former U.S. president. All the pay, all the prestige, none of the stress.
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What do you consider a ROADSIDE ATTRACTION when traveling? Are they things you stop to participate in or just look at?
Bad car accidents. And I've never seen one where it was necessary to stop. In every case either assistance had already arrived or was not necessary. So I just gawk as I slowly drive by.
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What's another word for "head?"
Neck ornament
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My daughter told the police I was bi-polar and not taking my meds, then the police made false allegations against me. Can I sue for costs?
Suing is pointless.
And btw, I have a suspicion that you've left out part of the story.
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Would you agree that the potato is the most versatile food on the planet?
1. There are people who are allergic to potatoes.
2. They don't do well in dry climates without constant watering.
3. Look up "Potato famine."
All foods have their limitations, and so do potatoes, however, they are a very good food.
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When you think "woe is me" do you suck it up silently or share it?
I go volunteer. Cheers me up right away.
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How many Muslims does a black man have to kill over a weekend before the crackers will climb down off his ass?
While I sympathize with the sentiment, you might want to re-phrase that question.
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Atheist, theist and agnostic:- What should be the best way of life?
Be excellent to each other.
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American motorists: Do you miss the closed roadside rest areas on interstates 95, 75, 6, and 90?
No, they're not anywhere near where I drive.
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Have any of the problems about which you've asked questions on AB been resolved or do they still weigh you down? Great progress or none?
When I have a problem, it's generally not the type that people on AB can solve. I do, however, enjoy answering questions from other people as I have a lot of knowledge and once in awhile I actually do some genuine good for someone.
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If all you want is corroboration, you will see what you want to see and always find it. What happens if you seek truth?
When you seek the truth, you get a choice to take the blue pill, and wake up in the morning as though nothing had ever happened.
Or you can take the red pill and find out just how deep the rabbit hole is.
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On May 22, 2011, what will you say and do?
I see on my schedule that the world is going to end. After that, though, my calendar is free.
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Hey assbutt, how are you today?
Just fine . . . . . . . . . . . . . moron.
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Why are batteries always made with toxic materials? (lead, acid, mercury, etc)
Because batteries require chemical reactions and reactive chemicals are almost always toxic in some way.
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What do you own the most of... and are likely to buy more this season?
tools
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What would NOT be a good way to diet?
Deliberately using tapeworms.
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What does it mean when you hear bells? (read desc)
I'm not dissing psychic stuff, but sometimes, you just aren't going to know. Just get on with life and if it happens again, see what you can learn from it.
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i used to be that nerdy girl, shy, straight a student. and now i work at a strip club as a waitress.
I think it's OK.
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men would mind if your GF said you were the BEST in front of your friends? How would that make you feel, good, embarrassed, angry?
I just roll my eyes when that happens.
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Have you ever before seen this level of skepticism toward a President?
The conservatives hate all the Dem Presidents. They don't know why, they just know that they have to be hating.
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How can marijuana usage and hooking be illegal in California the Liberal Capital of the World?
We have a lot of conservatives here too. Look up California's Proposition 8 that passed: The Hate-the-Gays bill. (Which I voted against.)
What we actually have is that pot and prostitution are "sort of" illegal.
Anyone can obtain a pot card to legally buy medical marijuana and prostitution is not a big deal crime with heavy enforcement. We have more important things to do.
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How much "adult material" was found on Bin Laden's computer?
According to my exclusive sources, he was into cartoon horse porn.
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What is your most random posession?
Rocks. I like to have them around. Especially river rocks.
I have one that I've sanded to super smooth that I use to fidget with when I'm watching TV.
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Pain in chest/hands/neck when sad or emotional.
We feel emotions with our bodies, not just with our heads. You have to mentally choose to release the pain instead of holding onto it.
You might be a Highly Sensitive Person.
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What does it take to profoundly reach you, touch you, move you? Have you built a wall around yourself to protect you from feeling/caring?
It's pretty easy to move me these days. All the value in life lies in feeling things deeply.
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Do christians who believe god speaks to them in their head have schizophrenia?
I think it's mostly wishful thinking, but you'd have to know the person. Schizophrenia is not just about voices in the head, so you'd need a full diagnosis.
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What does he think about me ?
Don't overthink this. If it works, it works, if it doesn't, just move on.
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"We've found weapons of mass destruction", and "we've got Bin Laden"...... really?
Different presidents, different ethics. Besides, Bin Laden was shot in the face so he'd be a tad difficult to recognize.
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You are in the house all alone, sitting on the toilet and you realize their is no toilet paper to wipe your butt with, what do you do?
Use a warm, damp cloth towel and then throw it into the wash.
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What was the most stupid or funny thing you have done when drunk?
Stupid is easy. All you have to do is throw up all over the place. Been there, done that, got a tee shirt.
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how do we get male calico cats?
Male calico cats are freaks of nature. They have to possess an extra X chromosome. Instead of being XY, they are XXY. They are very, very rare.
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If deaths come in threes...who will be the other two?
C'mon. You know better than this. If you wait long enough, two more famous people will die, completing your trio.
I'm not supposed to tell you this, but they're from the cast of Jersey Shore.
They're hoping to improve ratings.
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How can I avoid a fight in a bar when someone is trying to start one with me?
It takes two to tangle. Stay in the room, but back away.
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Now that Bin Laden's dead who/what is America's next distraction (focus of hate) from what's really going on?
The threat from our Marxist, Socialistic President who is determined to ruin America.
(Yes, that was snark.)
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So do you think that when Osama got into hell,he got a special "FastPass" so he could go to the head of all the lines with no waiting?
No. I don't believe in Hell. I"m not a bible based religion type of guy. I don't believe in evil.
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Will the Bin Laden kill marginalize all the attention seekers and keep them quiet for awhile or will they still insist on attention?
Oh, they will seek attention. See Orly Taitz, birther queen, for confirmation of this phenomenon.
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May 1st 1945 Hitler .... May 1st 2011 Bin Laden... WHAT ARE THE CHANCES?
He's dead.
Can we get out of Afghanistan now?
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Do you believe the heart doesn't lie?
The heart always tells the truth. The hard part is listening to it.
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A nutritionist told me that eating fruits & drinking alcohol, your body will recognize fruits as fat. How true is this?
I would believe your nutritionist. Fructose is generally a fat producing sugar.
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Who hates their boss, hates their job and hates their commute?
I do not hate my boss because he is me. I do not hate my job because it is my business and the commute is what it is. Sometimes good, sometimes it sucks.
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Caught a timber rattler in the yard today. Poison snakes are rare in MI. Have you ever caught a snake with your hands?
When I run into snakes on the trail, I leave them alone. We have western rattlesnakes out here and you absolutely don't want to mess with them. Their venom can maim or kill you and they have an insanely fast strike.
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Is it ever appropriate to demand respect? What situations do you consider appropriate and inappropriate?
It's a waste of time. If someone wants to disrespect you, just look for ways to get rid of them. They're not worth the effort.
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Is there anything that inspires you to be a better you? What is your inspiration? How does it inspire you, in what ways?
Jimmy Carter. The man is simply amazing.
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Am I wrong to ask a person who disrespects my family, my friends, and me to treat us with respect? Am I missing something?
No, you're not wrong, it's just a waste of your time and energy. Defending yourself from idiots is tiresome. it's best just to let them run off at the mouth, don't say anything and then make sure to avoid them in the future.
At some level, they are combative people and the best you can do is to not give them anything to argue about.
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Does a 36" table make the room smaller or larger?
Depends on the size of the room.
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Men which do you find more attractive in a female an overly mature but pessimistic mind, or an overly childish but positive mind? No middle.
Positive people are easier to work with. That's what I'd choose.
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Am I a control freak?
You might be a control freak if:
1. You announce your birthday on reminder cards . . . a month ahead of time.
2. You insist on showing your mechanic how to change your brakes.
3. You host a party and then call all the guests an hour ahead of time to remind them about when to arrive.
4. You take your cat to obedience school.
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What did a quill pen cost when first made or invented?
People made their own quill pens. Feathers are hollow and if you cut the fat tip at the bottom of the feather off at an angle, it will be sharp and hold a small amount of ink.
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Why do men's neckties have diagonal stripes instead of horizontal or vertical?
Ties look better that way and they don't clash with other clothes.
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What if it turned out Obama really was born in the US, but he released a forged birth certificate as an FU gesture to birthers?
Hawaii has certified that he was born there. End of story. The birthers won't be satisfied with anything real or imagined so I don't suppose it makes much difference.
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Did any Hitler's attempts of propagating fail, if so what?
No, Hitler did not have any children.
Or did you mean propaganda? I'm not entirely sure.
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When Jesus Christ comes back and He will, will you be ready to meet Him?
Given that the world as we know it will be ending, I doubt seriously that anyone will be happy to see him.
Does that mean I get medical insurance?
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When Jesus Christ comes back and He will, will you be ready to meet Him?
Given that the world as we know it will be ending, I doubt seriously that anyone will be happy to see him.
Does that mean I get medical insurance.
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I'm trying to make an Original Character, and I need some clothing ideas, or anything else you wish to provide.
Learn what a Mary Sue character is and avoid falling into that trap:
http://www.wikihow.com/Avoid-Making-a-Mary-Sue
You could make your character a really poor dresser.
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Could The Colt kill Superman, without using Kryptonite bullets?
Let me put it this way, another nickname for Superman is "God in Tights".
Does that answer your question?
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I'm doing a vid. project in school and need a narrator. Anyone know Morgan Freeman's number?
A standard fee for a day's work for an actor of his caliber was about $30,000 dollars last time I checked. All expenses are in addition to that fee.
If you're still interested, you can probably book him through here:
http://www.athletepromotions.com/celebrity/Morgan-Freeman-appearance-booking-agent.php
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When a homosexual flirts you, how do you react?
I tell them in a direct, but friendly way, that I am straight and completely not interested. However, this hasn't come up in the last 25 years.
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Is it legal for an incorporated club (who's by-laws state the dues rate) to add a "surcharge" to the dues without changing the by-laws?
If it doesn't say they can't, they probably can. But who is going to fight it? Clubs are non profit and if they are adding a surcharge they probably need it for something important.
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Do you feel inferior, superior, or at par with most people here?
I am not superior, but I am better educated, more articulate and better versed in a wide variety of subjects than most people here.
Better skills in a certain area do not make me superior. Others might be more skilled in other areas of their lives and besides, who made me judge and jury?
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Do right-wingers fear being left behind?
Since they fear everything else, sure, why not?
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Why does Ich Bin Ein Big Bang Warrior like everything? What's he been smoking? Where can I get some?
He probably listens to this song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-diB65scQU
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How would you like to die?
I want to die like my grandfather, who died peacefully, in his sleep.
Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
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Is Superman an illegal alien? How did Clark Kent get hired? Did he use fake papers?
He was adopted by the Kent family. That makes him a legal citizen of the U.S.
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If UFOs are said to be extraterrestrial, then how come after 50 years of sightings wouldnt they have completely revealed themselves by now?
The answer to this question requires a bit of psychology. If you're looking for proof of visits to our planet from ET's, there's plenty of personal accounts from all over the world, we well as videos of craft with abilities beyond human capability.
If you actively disbelieve, you can dismiss all of this evidence as being circumstantial and insist on a much higher standard of evidence: which...
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In the U.S., why do bus drivers and truck drivers have different rules for hours of driving and service when they used to be the same?
Bus drivers carry people. It's a safety issue.
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Brokers are jerks! why use them for any transaction?
Stock brokers? Most of them aren't any good. But real estate brokers and loan brokers? Many of them are pretty good people.
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How soon should after dating should I expect him to ask me to stay overnight?
Dress provocatively and tease like crazy. If he doesn't get the hint go really over the top with the teasing. If he still doesn't get it, check carefully to see if he has a pulse.
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Would you agree: swearing reduces pain temporarily?
Sometimes it helps get the pain out.
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You think you know people. You think they know you. You think you can trust them to give you the benefit of the doubt. No you can't. Why?
In general, I'm an exceptional judge of character. I also have the courage to stand up for myself and put my foot down at bad behavior. As a result, I can trust people because I'm not afraid of being taken advantage of. I'll allow a certain amount of it if I've made a mistake judging someone, but this is usually calculated to get rid of them without further hassle.
That almost never happens...
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Whaddya think? People are no dam* good or people are spectacularly supercalifragilisticexpialidocious? Why did you respond as you did?
My experience is that most people are basically good. Given the opportunity, they will do good.
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Ever personally known a "deadbeat"? What is a deadbeat exactly? I know it's not a compliment but I don't know what it is, do you?
Someone who deliberately doesn't pay their bills. They typically have enough money, they just don't use it to pay their obligations.
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Are tax payers in the United States being ripped off by our government, especially when it comes to military and corporations?
No, the government needs money to run. We pay our fair share.
Corporations and the extremely rich, do not pay their fair share. That is a rip off.
The military budget, which comprises about half of all government expenses, is way too high. It is not a rip off, but it is very, very bad.
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Do you ever feel that love just isn't possible for you, no matter how hard you try?
Nope. I have love. It's great . . . most of the time.
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my exbf dump me coz he said he nids 2 clear things n his mind til recently he send me msg teling me dat he loves me so mch n he mis me badly
It sounds like you're crowding him. You can overwhelm a guy with attention and they will back away for a bit.
I think this is just a normal part of the relationship.
Oh, and learn to spell please.
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Im looking for a free video editing software....Do you know any
PlEASE AND THANK YOU XD
Mac = Final Cut
PC = Premiere
These cost money. Pay the price for at least the limited versions. Trust me, the price of free software is too high. Video editing software is very complicated, very tricky stuff.
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What is your definition of Wisdom? Why am I often called wise? What is the difference in between Intelligence and Wisdom?
Wisdom is emotional intelligence: you might feel hate, but act out of compassion.
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Do you believe the internet has made "tastes once regarded as deviant more widespread"?
No, people aren't more deviant, it's just that this behavior is more visible to the rest of us.
The end result will be tolerance for everything that doesn't involve harming non voluntary participants or children.
That is a good thing.
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What is choice of vehicle to drive for Man or woman, while date ?
A limo. With a driver.
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Do you believe if the government continues as is that we soon will be under a dictatorship?
We will have what we have now: a government that does not represent our interests. We will still vote and elect officials, but the systems is so completely rigged that we have no chance of creating any significant or lasting changes.
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How can I get out of this dark, deep well in which I am living in my head?
Do volunteer work. It helps you feel better about yourself.
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Some are against all entitlements... "handouts to the lazy",thus anathema. Why not eliminate government altogether? Happy now?
Oh Somalia, you great libertarian land!
where no one at all gets a hand
No pesky government at all,
no one to catch you if you fall,
No taxes, no services, no disease control,
So what if cholera takes its toll,
Oh Somalia, you great libertarian land!
where no one at all gets a hand.
Enjoy your time in the African sun,
but remember to bring your bigggest gun,
Enjoy your walk in the park,...
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Do sagittarian men value freedom in friendship as much as in a relationship?
You've rejected him and he's too nice to flatly reject you as well. You're not going to be friends, so just take a hint, leave him alone and move on. He wants a real relationship and you're just in the way.
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life was never better for young people than it is today? agree or disagree? give reasons please need for debate.
Kids have it worse today. The world is more crowded and more polluted. There is sugar in everything, increasing obesity and chances of diabetes; freedom has been restricted, we have global warming and economic meltdowns. It is even worse than it was in the 1800's in some ways.
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Why not have here ( On the Answer's Box )provided a " Dislike " button same as " Like " button.
AB used to have that. It was stupid. Ultra-conservative trolls ran around disliking every liberal question and answer they found. And some people got picked on.
This is better. Much better.
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Would there be a large difference between using a heat-sink combined with a fan to cool a CPU, and merely using the fan alone?
All CPU's require heat sinks. They allow the heat to transfer quickly away from the CPU and into thin fins where the heat can then transfer into the air. At that point, a fan can blow the hot air away.
If the heat can't transfer fast enough, the cpu will overheat.
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Why would a girl go from thinking about you all the time and being excited, to suddenly telling you she doesn't want to hang out anymore?
Perhaps she didn't want to be one taking the lead.
This is the bestest advice ever all wrapped up in a wonderful song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lOBc3QZD9w
It worked for me.
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Everything isn't always about you. I know you know that but some don't. Some see themselves in everything everywhere all the time. Why?
It's fear. Once you get beyond that you realize that all the joy comes from being in service to other people. It's more fun to help others.
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Do you think SETI efforts to find space aliens is one of the things that should be cut from the budget?
SETI funding: $2,500,000 per year. (About the cost of a high priced home in my area.) Defense Spending: approx. $1,000,000,000,000 per year.
SETI produces occasional research which is beneficial to other areas of science, even if they don't find other life in the galaxy. It's interesting.
Military spending produces dead bodies, wrecked nations and destroyed infrastructure abroad, while...
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Please read my poem ,,Frayed Rope and comment?
give 15 minutes to post..thanks
You really should learn a bit about poetry. This one has a lot of problems:
1) It's not at all clear who it is being addressed to. It flips between being a poem to somebody to a generalized voice. And is this an angry rant? Or a thoughtful moment? Is this anguish? I can't tell.
2) Every other line is a brand new topic, none of which relate to each other. This is confusing.
3) This...
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Girls: Do you think this dress is cute?
That dress is hideous.
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Will you be watching the royal wedding on April 29 th?
Oh, are they getting married? Is it a big deal?
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How would you get rid of a lot of pain that dwells inside you?
Well, since this is your pain we're talking about, I'll spare you my mildly humorous answer.
(It was going to be alcohol, drugs, cutting and petty theft)
Do your best to meditate on this pain and learn to see it and understand it. It will go away . . . eventually.
Hang in there. Things do get better.
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How much thought do you believe people should put into having a solid stance on the gun registry?
Tracking who owns the gun can be useful in determining who did the crime.
People should put some thought into this.
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does your past haunt you?
Nope. I'm a happy soul.
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Frau Blucher.
Herr Blucher called. He wants to know if you have a question.
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Have you ever heard of this? Seriously so cool if it really works!
http://www.varolo.com/village/kaymurphy
More ads? No thanks.
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Why would you claim to not to have a belief system?
Because they think they know The Truth. Admitting that you have a belief system is an acknowledgement that you might not be right.
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i have been charged with grand larceny it is my first offense what are the chances that i will get probation i dont have an attorney or pd
You are legally entitled to a public defender. They are often better than paid attorneys.
Take advantage of it. Answerbag is no place to play with your life.
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Should I kiss my girlfriend first or wait for her?
Watch this video. It will tell you absolutely everything you need to know about this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eHqYtUDWio
KIss the Girl!
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If someone is born in another country, should they be allowed to run for the US presidency?
They can run for the presidency, but they can't serve. Only a natural born U.S. citizen can become president of the U.S.
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If you were to stick your head into a piranha tank, would they bite it, or are they wired to bite only foodlike shapes?
You would definitely be bleeding in very short order.
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At least one thing today has happened in your life because of me, what was it again?
I answered your question. Yup, that's everything. No more, no less.
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What is the reality in which we live in?
Well, technically it's mostly empty space. As in 99.9999999999999% empty space. By comparison, if the nucleus of a hydrogen atom were a fly in the middle of a football fied, the electron would be circling the coliseum.
We can only interact with that world because electrons form a force field around the atoms and repel each other unless they are bound into molecules.
Our experience of that...
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What do bumblebees have to do with ghosts?
A bumblebee is what a ghost turns into eventually if it doesn't go into the light.
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Donald T says he has a good relationship with "the blacks"/always has. Do they agree? The blacks like Obama. Trump doesn't. Next move?
I don't know. I'll give him the benefit of the doubt though. I wish him well in business, but he'd suck as a politician.
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How many women raise hell over these guys who leave the toilet seat up? and is it that hard for women to put it back down?
I leave the lid up. That way the cats have fresh water to drink.
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Why is it that some guys don't appreciate the things that you do for them?
It's genetic. Kiss him, make it better.
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Other than having an embarrassing name (Hortense instead of Sue) or having a "contract" put out on you, would you ever change your name?
I have a perfectly normal name that I am quite satisfied with, thank you very much.
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Do any girls think your younger teenaged brother is good looking?
My younger brother will be getting mail from the AARP very soon. Even my youngest nephew is past teenaged and on his way to turning 30.
But when my younger brother was teenaged, he was never as handsome as me.
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I am 16 years boy masturbate at home .. i feel excited by masturbating while watching girl hot videos.. is girls of my age do this reply me
Boys do this. Yes, it's normal.
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Why is it that when you are waiting on a specific call or email, everyone else in the world calls and emails?
I don't know. My phone will be totally quiet all day long except for a five minute period when three people try to reach me all at the same time.
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Romney"[Obama's] approach has been to engage in one of the biggest peacetime spending binges in American history." Is Mitt confused?
Republicans don't like to think about how much the wars are really costing us. They're too afraid of a handful of extremists.
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How much of the US economy depends upon our involvement in wars? Will those whose finances depend on wars allow peace? Ever?
Roughly half our budget is for war. It's a crime against the American people.
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Why is it difficult for women to communicate what they want in sex?
Why do they blame the guy for not reading their minds?
It's not just sex. Women want their men to read their minds and anticipate their needs.
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What are some perks that the rich enjoy that are unavailable to the hoi polloi?
The ability to live on a lot of land close to urban areas in a large, well kept house.
The ability to fulfill wants without having to make sacrifices.
Long expensive vacations.
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Is your career at a dead end, dying, or just no longer valued by the world?
My profession is a handyman. (licensed)
This is one job that will never, ever go away and when it is done well, it is nearly always appreciated.
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Are Seventh-Day Adventists TRUE christians or are they a Christian cult?
It depends on your definition of a true Christian. Christianity has a number of oddball offshoots, from Christian Scientists to Snake Handlers.
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My doctor advised me to fire my lawyer & then sent me to his son, a lawyer, after an auto accident. Is this considered solicitation?
That was unethical. The doctor is abusing his position of authority.
Recommending his son is OK. Recommending that you fire your lawyer is not.
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Why characters are the heart of a story?
Action isn't interesting unless we care about the people performing the actions.
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When you change your name what else changes? You? Who you are? What you think? Nothing has really changed at all, has it?
I think it kind of depends on what your name was before. The following people might benefit from a change:
Anita Dick
Ima Nidiot
Al Bino
Andy Friese
Buster Cherry
to name a few.
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Is it illegal for a 22yo woman to slow dance like this with a 14yo boy or does it look OK & its cute?
No, it's not that big a deal. Bieber is older than he looks. He knows what he's doing, you can tell by the light bulb in his head in the first picture.
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What happened to this site?
There are a lot of people in a lot of pain. At least they're talking about it. It's worse if they actually go through with it.
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Do you think there's smarter, more advanced life in our universe.
Yes, but the bar has been set rather low.
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Do you have too many hands on your time?
No, I have my time well in hand. Learning that lesson cost me handsomely, but learn it I did, so I give myself a hand for that. I can handle my schedule pretty well.
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I tend to bruice alot, but lately my bruices are a yellowish or light green color, instead of the basic purple. My question is, is that bad?
If your health checks out OK, it could be that your mother married a Vulcan. How well do you know your father . . . really?
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How many different renditions of a song can you sit through?
I've sat through way too many renditons of Louie Louie. There were over fifty.
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I've started cutting myself how do i stop?
If you want to have intense pain without hurting yourself, stick your hands in ice water for as long as you can stand it. It's harmless, but it really hurts.
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Burger King won't hire me?
Time to call the Waaaaaaaaambulance.
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What's the best way to start a flame war on Answerbag, and why?
Ask a question like:
"Isn't it a shame that unbelievers in (fill in the blank) religion really are complete scum, total idiots and will burn in hell for all eternity?"
That gets people's blood boiling in a hurry.
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What punishment should a 17 year old woman receive for allowing the murder of her unborn baby by consenting to an illegal abortion
None. A provider of illegal abortions however, should do some jail time. That could get a woman killed.
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______________ makes me cringe. :)
Fail video compilations
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Crayons are _________________________. :)
Not especially tasty.
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Why there are some people are so addicted to world of warcraft? What do u think that u can get from it? Team,union,joy,money...
My neighbor's kid, who was really into this game for years, used his experience from it to land a sweet job at Google. Yes, I'm not kidding, it's true.
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My favorite amusement ride is ____________. :)
My wife.
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Do I seem like a nerd if I say !!!!^! As in ! To the power of ! ??
Is that the new geek meme? I can't keep up with this stuff.
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Does being a super model have more to do with height and body than face?
Supermodels are always tall and very skinny and with gorgeous faces normally. They are freaks of nature.
The fashion world has its own beauty standards that have more to do with showing off clothes than women.
As you have noted, the rest of us have a much more forgiving standard of beauty. We allow women to be short, such as Eva Longoria from Desperate Housewives, or curvy such as Christina...
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My gf is having sex w/ her dad. She said she's not going to stop. Im very much n love w/her.Im confused as she acts as if its norm. Is it?
It's time to move on. There is no way that this is going to end well for you. That is a very sick situation and it is so FUBAR (look it up) that there is very little of chance of it improving enough to make it worth pursuing.
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If you could think of only one general thing for a whole day what would that be?
Consciousness. May as well think about something totally mind blowing.
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Basically everyone's goal is to not die poor and alone, right? That's what it comes down to.
I try to reach a bit higher with my goals actually.
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What helps you stop talking about yourself?
I don't much care to talk about myself.
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are there any psychics on here?
Yes, there are a few of us.
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If you had to go to prison, what would be the coolest crime of you were convicted?
Protesting for civil rights.
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Is/is not. If you think it is then it is for you. Whether it is or is not matters not. Just what you think is, is all that matters,right?
Does the matter matter? Will we weather the weather of our emotional attachments? Whether 'tis or 'tis not, we shall endeavor to persevere or at least persevere to endeavor.
What was the question?
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First man on the moon...the true story...
I know it's not a question, but thanks for sharing it. That was a great commercial.
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Is all or nothing the way the world works? My way or the highway? You're either with me or against me? Black and white is right? Why?
I'm a little more easy going than that.
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Have you refinanced your home mortgage? What is an excellent non adjustable rate?
The answer is the lowest rate you can get at the time you need to do the re-financing, provided the terms of the loan are acceptable. Watch out for points.
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Q.LOTTERY HERE! For every ten points you will be paid ten times. Write your guess now: how many A.s are likely coming?
Uh, Ok. The Ultimate Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, The Universe, and Everything is 42.
I'm going to guess 5
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What are some reasons why marijuana should stay illegal economically?
In order to artificially prop up the forest industry. Of course, that's why it was made illegal in the first place.
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I can't wait for them to actually prove the found the Lost City of Atlantis whose with me?
The hottest new vacation spot in the world.
I suppose that they will know that they've found it when they find the sign that says:
Welcome to Atlantis. Now go home.
They weren't very friendly.
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Do the people that wear to much perfume or colon give you a head ache?
Yes, I get a headache when people wear a colon. They usually stink quite badly.
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Can somebody PLEASE tell me the secret of happiness and life?
I started volunteering for Habitat for Humanity. That made me happier.
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH? WHY I NOT ON LEEDERBORED?
You're a guru and have almost twice as many points as I do with 13,018. You're on page three of the leaderboard at #222 as of today.
So I recommend that you enjoy your success.
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How can you tell if other people think you smell bad?
When people will only talk to me on the phone, -even when they're in the same room.-
When dogs come up to sniff me, only to whimper and run away.
Plants wilt if I stand near them for too long.
When I go to raves, I always have 10' of free space around me when I dance.
Even rocks move away from me.
That's when I know that it's time for my yearly bath.
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Do you know that you're being watched right now?
Day and night, I am always being watched. Right now even. It's what happens when you have cats.
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Two people are walking, no wait make that running to the bus stop, but they do not make it. What happened?
They woke up and it was all just a dream.
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Do you believe every police officer should have one "free pass" for brutality, to be used within one year of their first day on the force?
I don't think so. I, for one, would not want to be on the receiving end of that brutality.
Most cops are good people, but the bad ones? they're frightening.
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Why don't Goonies every say "die"?
You mean the 1985 movie? That was a long time ago. They're all still alive, although John Matuszak, who played Sloth, died in 1987.
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What's the worst injury you've ever had?
For a guy who has been in construction for many years, I have tired knees, a balky left shoulder, some tendons that need a lot more rest than they get and I've probably lost a little lung capacity. I broke my left wrist once as a kid and I cut open my chin and needed 40 stitches.
All in all, I count myself very lucky.
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Are they serious?Read report below.
I saw the article, but I couldn't bear to read it. Stupidity on that level makes my skin crawl.
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Do you believe that everyone over 18 should should have to serve in the military for at least a year?
No, warfare has changed and we don't need a 5 million man army of half trained reserves.
What we do need is to scale back our military . . . a whole lot.
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What are the coins for in answer bag? What am I suppose to do with them? Do I win something for collecting a lot or is it just for fun?
What coins?
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Did civilization die at Auschwitz?
Never Again
Except for all those times it happened again.
Republic of Congo: 5.4 million (not finished yet)
Rwanda: 1 million
Sudan: 2-3 million
Somalia: 1 million
Cambodia: 3 million
Vietnam: 2 million
Iraq: 1 million
And the Holocaust Irony Award goes to:
Palestine: (avoidable deaths) 300,0000 (and counting)
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Would you admit to being a hollaback girl?
I don't think you'll find anyone admitting to that. They probably don't admit it to themselves.
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Has anything paranormal ever happened to you? If so, what happened? I'm very interested in this sort of thing, even if it is usuallyu fake
I'm psychic and it's as ordinary as breathing to me. It's just a part of who I am.
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What would you do if you met a talking cake?
I'd say "hey sweet thing, why don't we go outside. It's baking hot in here." (cue rimshot.)
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Talk about Big Brother interference. Bud Selig has taken over management of the Los Angeles Dodgers. Where do you weigh in on this?
All I can say to this is:
GO GIANTS!!! Dodgers? What Dodgers?
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What is a good religion for straight men? Christianity is too effeminate, Islam too homoerotic.
The Jedi Religion You can't get much more geek than that.
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if a ball hits the foul pole and go left or right is it fair or foul ball?
It depends on which direction it bounces. Does it bounce into fair or foul territory?
A bounce to the left is a foul in left field and fair in right field.
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Do you get confused or do you know the ins and outs of logical thought and avoid confusion? Did you learn how or were you born that way?
It was learned. I'm very good at logical thought. I need it for my job.
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Wow, do you think this girl has schizophrenia?
She's just an oddball. Schizophrenia is different. She does have problems though.
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http://vivirlatino.com/2011/04/19/white-house-immigration-meeting-a-pr-stunt-with-little-substance.php No-one from a border state?
It's a bad time for immigration with Americans scrambling for jobs. We need to get the economy (for the average American) straightened out before we address this.
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Does fighting wars on foreign shores insure domestic tranquility/promote the general welfare/secure blessings of liberty to ourselves?
Good lord, NO! The only thing that fighting promotes is more fighting. If anything, it has decreased our domestic security by making more enemies.
Let's not forget the tremendous drag effect it has on our economy.
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Just heard that BP has paid only $3 billion out of the $20 billion compensation fund. One year later. What are they waiting for?
We all know the answer. They intend to keep as much of it as they can for as long as they can.
They will eventually say that they have settled all reasonable claims and that they are keeping the rest of the money.
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Probability of getting married through answerbag?
Close enough to zero to not take it seriously.
The barriers are:
Anonymity -Is the cute girl picture real? or is this some middle aged fat balding guy?
Limited conversation ability- hard to have a real time conversation
No geographical data. -the other person could be half way across the world.
There are much better ways to date.
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Go on, push yourself, flatter me? and i'll return the compliment!
You're beautiful babe, don't ever change.
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Is the price of gold in a bubble? Will it come crashing down just like the housing market did a few years ago? What would cause a crash?
No. The price of precious metals goes up as the health of the economy goes down. The rich are investing in gold . . .
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What would happen if I ate a zombie?
Zombie meat is not the freshest stuff, so you have to learn from the Germans in Berlin of 1945, who became quite the experts at eating stuff that had been dead for awhile. (They were cut off and there was no food anyway. Due to the constant bombing however, there was an abundance of dead stuff lying around. However, the Nazis forbade anyone from scrounging during the day on the grounds that...
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My boyfriend doesn't like the idea of me reading relationship books. Are all guys against this?
Relationships require skill and skill is learned both by doing and by reading. I'm a guy and I've read relationship books and my wife won't touch them. The books give you the big picture so that you have an overview of the situation when the details come up, which are unique to your situation, you have some idea of what the best course of action might be.
It works. I've been married 25 years.
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Do you agree or disagree with this quote (LOOK AT DESCRIPTION) And for best answer Tell me your understanding of this quote
Freedom is a tricky word. If you want perfect freedom to do whatever you want, go to Somalia. You can drive on whichever side of the road you want, or take up the whole road or shoot people as you drive by. There are no laws to stop you. There are no government taxes and no regulations. Just make sure you're inoculated against every disease imaginable and be well armed.
That's a certain...
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We're at the bar in the first Star Wars movie. Which alien do you want to see there and whose drink would you buy? Which earth alien?
Ford Prefect. And I would buy the Pan Galactic Gargle blaster
"The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, the effect of which is like having your brains smashed out with a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick."
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What tricks does your dog know?
One of our cats learned how to piss on the kitchen counter. We didn't even have to teach it.
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Is reality real? is it "just" an illusion?
The "real" reality that we can see and touch and smell is almost entirely empty space. A fly in the middle of a stadium empty. What we see are just waves of photons that have bounced off of force fields instead of being absorbed. Touch is nothing more than two force fields repelling each other.
Color is something that the mind creates to interpret photons.
Illusion? No. Interpretation?...
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How much credence do you attach to a person's line of work? Does profession impress/lack of one unimpress? Whom would you likely believe?
I think that a person is completely defined by their work and you can tell everything you need to about them just in the sort of job they have or don't have. And your money completely determines your self worth in its entirety.
Of course, I'm also as shallow as a rain puddle.
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Financially illiterate! HELP!!?
You need to move away from Somalia. That would be a good start.
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I can see my girlfriends moms sexy black thong all the way up her ass! OOO what shud i do? ;p
Do nothing.
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I think you will never regret being kind, even toward those who do not return the favor. Their loss, your gain, true?
Kindness, (or lack thereof) is a way we see ourselves that is reflected in our actions. Rather than seeing it as gain or loss, it's simply our choice in how we act.
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Can Lady Gaga play hide the salami solitaire style?
From everything I have read, she is not a hermaphrodite. She's just a girl.
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Why all the interest in Vampires and Zombies. I would have thought they had been done to death in B movies of the fifties from the UK?
I have no idea. Although the first zombie movie was "White Zombie" from 1932, this was a voodoo zombie; a living person under the control of another person. The modern zombie (flesh eating undead) did not originate in the fifties. They were first conceived in the U.S. in 1969 by George Romero in his movie "Night of the Living Dead."
Vampires though, are a different story. They have gone...
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Will you ever get out of your lazy seats for once and look for a list of Nintendo 64 games?
In answer to your question: No.
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Is it normal for married men to leave for nights at a time and lie about there whereabouts? Talking does nothing ive already tried. advice??
No, it is not normal. By your description, the situation does not sound encouraging.
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Has any explorer ever gone looking for the Fountain of Smart?
We have rivers of retard flowing through mountains of moron, streams of stupid trickling through meadows of mental and downpours of dumb raining upon Isles of Idiot.
I'm sorry. A fountain of smart is too much to ask for.
And someone needs to take that lyricist out behind the shed with a willow switch and some Shakespeare and learn him how to write good.
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You might (as the song goes) catch a grenade or put your hand on a blade for your sweetie, but would you take a zombie bite for him or her?
There is no zombie fast enough,
nor strong enough to be,
The creature that prevails,
and takes my wife from me.
Her safety is matters most,
And fills me from within
with love that gives me power,
and guarantees I'll win.
No zombie's teeth will touch me,
their grasp I will elude,
For I cannot protect my honey,
If I become their food.
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what is breathing without air called
Gasping, I believe, is the word you're looking for.
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my wife thinks her breasts are to small and that she needs an enlargement . how do i pursuade her not to ?
Show her some pictures of bad boob jobs. Remind her of the scars and the health risks and how this will affect her mobility. (Breasts have weight and affect physical activity.)
Besides, she's married. There's only one guy she's gotta impress and you're just fine with her how she is.
Good luck. Remember, lots of reassurances, kisses and hugs help too.
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What would you do in a zombie apocalypse? I'd grab a shovel and hook up with my zombie fighting crew I already assembled. :)
What is it about zombie apocalypse questions? There have been about 500 of these, all basically the same "what-will-you-do-in-a-zombie-apocalypse?" question within the last few months. Is there some sort of cosmic conspiracy to drive us all mad through repetition?
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Not so smug now, are we? (who could i be talking to/ about)
That honor probably goes to Barry Bonds, the home run king who was convicted yesterday of obstruction of justice and will have a penalty of some sort.
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Are you excited that it's finally the year Lord Stanley's Cup will come home to Vancouver?
San Jose is awesome and will win the Stanley Cup this year, so don't be planning any celebrations.
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Does anyone know how to "jam" a computer, if so is it hard?
It's easy. I use a ten pound sledge hammer or a six foot straight pry bar. Either one can jam up a computer in seconds.
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Do you need relashionship advice?
I'm not filled with confidence that this would be a useful thing to do.
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What would you do if a alien showed up at ur door?
I would tell him:
Yo no tengo trabajo hoy. Por favor tratar manana.
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Can animals become zombies, or only humans? If yes, would herbivore zombies desire flesh?
It's the zombie squirrels you have to watch out for. They're fast and they're mean.
And oh boy, can they jump!!
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Do you have to be dead to be a ghost?
I've never heard of a ghost of a living person that anyone has ever been able to identify, but some people have had out of body experiences, so I suppose that's a ghost.
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Do you feel bad when your neighbors are throwing a loud party and didn't think to invite you?
No, My neighbors do no throw loud parties, that job falls to their children. I never liked parties that much anyway and don't miss them.
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What eventually happens to a zombie corpse?
I'm guessing that it becomes a normal corpse again, subject to normal decay. A zombie is basically a magically re-animated creature, and once the magic is dispelled, it no longer has zombie status.
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In a zombie infestation, would horses be a good means of transportation? Would they be spooked by zombies?
Trucks would be better, but a horse would do in a pinch. Ideally, you'd want a genuine warhorse. I'm thinking of a huge, nasty tempered beast that would take pleasure in kicking the heads off of zombies and wouldn't flinch at the sound of gunfire.
I'd give him some thick leather or plastic armor to protect his sides and back. Woe to the zombie that gets in front or directly behind him.
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Why are animals believed to sense the paranormal?
I've heard of this, but that's as far as it goes. There have been some tests done that demonstrate psychic ability in animals, so it's not a far fetched idea.
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Men, what is a good quality you need from a woman...
The qualities that my wife already has.
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Would you eat my cookies, or my juicy apple?
Tempting, but I'm sticking with my wife's cooking.
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Knock knock, "who`s there?", "justin beiber", "FUCK OFF!"
He's just a young over-marketed singer who will be popular until he can grow a beard. Get a grip.
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Do you favor reinstituting the draft?
Draftees are a thing of the past. The highly integrated and specialized nature of modern warfare requires far more training and coordination than in wars past. We simply won't run into a situation again that requires us to throw bodies into a fight. That's obsolete.
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I'm from the government, and I'm here to ________________________.
help you fill out some forms. Just a few, no need to panic; it'll only take a few minutes.
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Does Monk's pepper or Chastity tree have any uses in occultism and herbalism, aka herbal magick ?
Send a message to the Anonymous Witch. She might know.
The question is way too specialized for me to answer.
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A healthy relationship, how? is it important to you???
Not at all. I can get by on a codependent, bitter, one sided, mutually destructive and violent relationship.
Healthy relationships are for wimps.
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Which type of home best suits you- Ranch, story and a half, two story, apartment, mobile home, condo?
The Palace of Versailles is about right for me. And it's in a great location.
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Are cardboard scratchers safe for cats?
Yes, they're better than most materials because claws can't get stuck in them. They seem to have just the right feel for cats that want to scratch.
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Hmm, here's all the spam...is it 6:35?
The spam beat me here. I arrived a couple of hours late.
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Why did the bear climb the tree?
Because some hunter used his dogs to tree the bear, and while it was defenseless up in the tree, he shot it to death.
Welcome to the real world.
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Can pets (fish) pick up on paranormal activity in the home?
Psychic ability has been detected in a number of different animals, so there is no reason that it wouldn't occur in fish as well.
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Is it a good idea by AUSTRALIA to ban logos and distinctive branding on packets in a move to reduce cigarettes’ appeal to consumers?
Yes. Anything you do to reduce smoking is going to have a positive effect on society as a whole. The hidden cost of smoking is huge and society as a whole has to pay the price. Literally.
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Do ufologists ( sometiems, and not all of them ) seem slightly paranoid if not delusional to You ? Some of their claims exceed SF fantasy
Some people do go off the deep end, but there are also too many people with similar experiences not to take them seriously.
I'd say, just ignore the wild stuff.
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Do you think this would be a good prank to play at work?
That's a pretty good joke.
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i blew my nose and it was blue and dark green. is something wrong?
Dark green is generally an infection. The blue comes from the paint you just huffed.
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What's the first power tool to buy to start a woodworking shop?
You be wantin' a shop to put all your equipment in before you buy any of it.
After that, you'll need an industrial vacuum, plenty of electricity and lots of ventilation.
After that you can buy your most important piece of equipment: a big table saw. (You'll still have to build tables around it.)
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Why's Obama already having to make 2012 campaign stops? Great Hope and Change who he is, can't he just run on his record as president?
Blah, blah, Obama sucks, blah, blah, he's the worst president since FDR, blah, blah, we're heading to socialism, blah, blah blah, he'll steal your children in the middle of the night, blah, blah, he eats white babies for breakfast, blah, blah.
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does any one realize that there's actually a bitten apple for macintosh's logo?
It took you thirty years to notice this?
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Is this a prank gone wrong? LOL!! Listen to the end . . .
Yes, that went horribly wrong, especially at the end. Thanks for sharing!
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Want to eliminate the national debt? Put executions on pay for view.
Eliminating the three wars we're now in might work a bit better.
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How can a lamb always be able to pick it's mother out of a herd of sheep even though they all look the same?
They have a bond. They can recognize each other by sight, sound and smell, like most other animals.
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who believes in psycics
I'm assuming you meant psychic. Psychic ability is a reality. It's not based on belief.
http://weilerpsiblog.wordpress.com/evidence-for-psi/
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Almost 70 % of the US budget goes to SS, Medicare and MILITARY. Should we stop foreign military actions ?
Yes, the foreign wars are insanely expensive and quite useless. It's costing us education, medical care and domestic infrastructure changes. There is no good reason to be fighting everywhere.
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Are Ted Williams and Joe DiMaggio the only hitters to have 400+ seasons? Why don't batters have higher averages today? Better pitching?
Yes, I believe it is better pitching. The training that goes into pitching mechanics is better, the fitness is better and pitchers are not overworked like they used to be.
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Why do most people assume aliens can breath on Earth?
The conditions for life come from a fairly predictable set of circumstances. It's very likely that atmospheric conditions are similar on other earth-like planets. There might be some variations, but overall, we're probably interchangeable with a lot of planets.
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http://www.theblaze.com/stories/child-zombies-march-against-gov-walkers-union-bill-eat-the-rich/ C'mon Libs.Your children?Really?
You have a very narrow ability to focus don't you?
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Is it bad to be soft spoken? explain your answer please.
WHAT??? I CAN'T HEAR YOU. SPEAK UP FOR PETE'S SAKE AND QUIT MUMBLING.
Being soft spoken is good for you only if people try to pay attention better. If they don't, you're screwed and some people will see it as a weakness and run right over you.
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What do we learn about poetry through studying poets?
Good poets are better at using words to create imagery than anyone else. They are also very effective at conveying emotion.
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is it legal to install a lock on or block a gate in a neighbors' fence that leads directly into your property?
Talk to your neighbor. Talk to your neighbor. Talk to your neighbor. Talk to your neighbor.
Did I make that clear enough? Find out why the gate is there and why the person has installed it. I put in a gate between our yard and our neighbors because we were all going back and forth enough to make it a good idea.
Neighbors are good. They help defend the street from trouble, you can...
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A 8yro boy,was causing trouble,spitting,hacking,throwing fits @ staff & administrative and the police guard mased him, was he justified?
Mace just hurts, it's not harmful otherwise. And if the kid has totally gone off the deep end, that may have been the only way to get his attention. An 8yro can be a real handful.
I don't think the guard was out of line.
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Physics accepts intutions?
Physics generally has nothing to say about intuition. However, the subject of consciousness somehow being tied to physics is a topic of serious discussion. Really.
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Physics accepts intutions?
Physics generally does not comment on intuition. However, the subject of consciousness being somehow tied to physics is a topic of serious discussion. Really.
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What is the mechanism that the human brain uses to collimate all its sensory input into a single coherent world view?
What you're speaking of is consciousness and no one has even the slightest clue how you get from a bundle of neurons firing to coherent images in the brain.
There are theories floating around that consciousness is a fundamental property of the universe.
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Have you convinced yourself that you are in fact and extra-terrestial?
Nope. Born and raised on planet earth, our spinning ball of dirt and catastrophe.
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Will you watch American Idol next year?
Nope. Never seen it, never will.
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Can you finish this sentence?
Please STOP!! I've had enough of your _______________ing.
(Keep it clean .. lol)
Pseudophilosophizing
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How do you achieve emotional composure?
Valium.
"Better living through chemistry."
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I can't think of this song. I know it came out in 2009 or 2010 and it was pop. It was both male and female vocals. It was a soft song.
I'm pretty sure that this is the song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwGFalTRHDA
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What does this look like to you?
http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/da/ink-blot-test-0508-lg.jpg
A dead pheasant suspended upside down.
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How much of yourself have you given away to get the things you want?
None, I don't play that game.
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Why neuter your pet? It doesn't make any ethical sense to go to such drastic means to prevent reproduction and disease.
So is it a better idea to round up strays once a week and kill them, en mass? Because that's the choice. Neuter the animals to reduce the breeding population or kill them when the overpopulation gets totally out of control. (Which it definitely will.)
It's not a very difficult ethical choice I hope.
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Is it true that 5 out of 4 people have trouble with fractions?
Yes. Oh, look at the time. It's half past double of two fifths of three quarters of an hour.
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Should one apologize and confess for arsen committed 8 years ago?
Only if the statute of limitations has expired. Otherwise, no.
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What do you love the most in the world?
Easy answer. My wife. She da bomb.
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Is it expensive to live in Rio De Janeiro?
It is if you hook up with a woman with expensive taste.
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how many English teachers have committed suicide after looking at this site?
When they see this site, they realize that they have lifetime employment.
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What is something you have a strict routine for?
Breathing. I make sure to do it regularly.
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Why don't we reduce the human population in an ethical way , one may believe it is at the root of so many problems.
I can sum up that problem in two words:
You first.
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What's the biggest let down?
Obama.
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Did you ever do some disastrous vandalism and truly believe you have gotten away with it?
A friend and I tore down a large road sign and threw it in a creek.
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What's the most satisfying thing you've ever done?
Built my house.
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What if I were your close friend and one day I came out and told you I am gay? Will you hate me? (For girls and guys)
You're gay? Yawn. That is so yesterday. Surprise me with something interesting.
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Is there a meaningful but unknown book with a pointless but blockbuster movie based on it?
I Am Legend starring Will Smith. The book questioned the definition of monsters. The movie? Not so much.
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Is capitalism a bad system? Could anything else replace it? What?
Capitalism is not a very good system, no. It leads to absurd inequality and an inability to deal with planet sized problems. The economy is one big roller coaster and reforming anything is a huge battle.
Pure socialism isn't all that great either, fascism, or corporatism,is even worse.
We'd need a hybrid that allowed for some capitalism, to spur innovation, but limit it greatly so that most...
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How would we perceive things that exist in the 4th dimension?
The fourth dimension is time and I'm pretty sure you didn't mean that, so I'm going to assume you meant the 5th dimension.
A 5 dimensional object or being would look three dimensional to us, but behave 5 dimensionally. That is to say, it could pop into and out of our space without difficulty, move through walls and traverse great distances very quickly by moving from one area to the next...
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Are you the question or are you the answer?
I'm the answer.
The question is: Who can fix this damned thing?
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What do you look for most from a relationship?
Dinner on the table at six pm. I'm easy to please.
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Could you please read my poem and tell me what you think?
Speaking as someone who is actually pretty educated on poetry, I'm sorry to say that this one doesn't measure up very well.
As poems go, this is nothing special. It's, uh, not very good.
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How many years in a light year?
One. Relatively speaking.
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Can anyone prove to me that ghosts or demons or any paranormal activity exists
I felt and saw the soul of my cat leave when she died. It was very sad. :(
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THIS IS A MUST WATCH!!! FUNNIEST VIDIO I HAVE EVER SEEN! KEEP AN EYE ON THE DOOR.....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLrVzBBi-dg
I didn't know that they made sex toys for horses.
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How would a universe form without a god?
There are a ton of very scientific answers here, none of which mention a few curious things. How do you have a universe with a two page list of constants, that, if only minutely different, would prevent our existence? Why is it so completely fine tuned . . . for the existence of life?
What caused the big bang if nothing was there? Where did all this insanely huge amount of energy suddenly...
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Do you have a speech impediment? Has it affected your daily life?
i haz a lolcat impedmnt. i kan onli speekz lolz.
i can haz cheezbergr?
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how many years the liberals holding power for;?
The rich hold the power no matter who is in office.
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Is there a supplement that can help me fight my diabetes?
You don't fight diabetes, you manage your blood sugar carefully so that you don't need to shoot up with insulin.
Exercise, proper eating and some dietary supplements help.
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James lives in a rent-controlled apartment and has for the past few weeks been trying to get the real estate agent to fix his shower.
Rent control reduces the amount of rent that a landlord can charge a tenant. Sometimes by a lot. The less money a landlord makes from the rent, the less money that is available for repairs.
I know some people think that landlords are just rolling in money, but that's often not the case. In fact, some people depend on their rental property as their sole source of income.
Deferred...
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Do you believe in the Matrix?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67xw2ScYjVs
You mean are we living in a made up world controlled by giant sentient machines?
Uh, no. It was just a movie.
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How much radioactive material can spill into the Pacific Ocean before the ocean is polluted? Not enough nuclear reactors in the world?
Any pollution makes the ocean polluted. Eventually, the oceans will not be available to feed the world because the contamination will make people too sick to consider eating fish. That will end up killing a lot of people when that happens.
Hope it was worth the money.
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Does anyone believe in ghosts?
Yes. They have been filmed, photographed, and recorded; they have been reported by every culture on earth for as far back as records go and continue to be seen or felt to this day. There is simply enough proof.
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Anyone remember Clarence the cross-eyed lion? Do you know what year he passed?
No one knows. I did a quick internet search and came up with someone's forum post that looked into this obsessively. They could not find the answer.
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Jesus came, and died on the cross for all people's sin's, Why is this so offensive to some people???
The belief is not offensive, but insisting that other people believe it with you is definitely offensive.
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How would I convince my mom to give me a spanking?
How about going to therapy instead?
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What is the basic or average salary of a contractor working in California?
A general building contractor works for him/her self. Income can vary wildly depending on how things are going. I know of several that gave up after this last recession. I hung on, but I do handyman work, which grosses me about $75,000 a year.
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can we generate electricity from the hot lava or volcano? i think it will be possible soon?
Not a good idea. Lava and the volcanoes they come from are insanely dangerous. People who study volcanoes die with regularity doing field work.
Just getting to the lava is dangerous because the rocks are unstable nearby.
The heat can kill you rather quickly. (Darth Vader and Obiwan would never have been able to stand next to a lava flow and fight, no matter how powerful the force. They...
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Why Are There So Many Barriers Put In Place For Serious Entrepreneurs With A College Degree!
Because without experience it really doesn't matter how serious you are. No experience=high risk=no funding.
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What are the happenin' pre-teen/teenage words nowadays besides "Awesome", "Dude", "Random", and "Really...?"?
yung ppl don rite any difrent wot make u say that?
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Would this ruin your family picnic? LOL!!
Aaaahhhhhh!!!!! Yes. That would ruin my whole day. Great stunt btw.
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wat does 'apparatus' mean in 'iran's diplomatic apparatus' ?
It means bureaucracy.
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How do you accidentally kill yourself fast and easy?
Around here, people "accidentally" jump off the Golden Gate Bridge. Over 1,000 served.
Seriously? Life gets better. You have the power to make it that way.
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If sumthing horrible were to happen to sumone, regardless if you kno them or not and you r the only one who knows, would you help him/her?
As long as it doesn't put me in an unreasonable position to get injured or die, then yes, I'd help.
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Do you know anyone or have you ever performed home surgery?
Does pulling out splinters count?
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How would you describe "the human effect?"
What isn't the human effect?
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¿uʍop ǝpısdn ƃuıɥʇʎɹǝʌǝ sı ʎɥʍ
Wow! That was clever. I'm impressed. How'd you do that?
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Do most actors hate how they look on camera?
Camera close ups tend to accentuate minor details of the face that are missed otherwise. The camera also slightly squashes the face making it look rounder. Use telephoto lens and the face will be flatter and use a close up lens and the face will be distorted around the edges. Also, Cameras interpret light differently than the human brain. They cannot compensate well for mixtures of light...
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Does the difference in the color of light result in a difference of the angle the light is traveling from?
The color of light that you see is the wavelength that reaches you. We can see wavelengths of light in the 400 to 700 nanometer range, and what we see is what objects reflect. So if a leaf is absorbing all the wavelengths except 510 nanometers, that one will bounce off the the shell of negative electromagnetic energy on the outside of the leaf and some of those reflected photons will reach...
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Who'd be worse - a Republican zombie or a Democratic zombie?
Once they become zombies and lose their ability to think they aren't Democrats anymore.
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If My Boyfriend Is 19 And Im 15 Can The State Arrest Him If My Mom Doesnt Want To??
The age of consent for sexual relations is 18. As long as you don't have sex, he is need not fear the law.
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The Catholic Church's new witch hunt target;the internet. Does the net spread Satanism? Did you expect the Spanish Inquisition?
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSe38dzJYkY
Beware the COMFY CHAIR!!!! Bwahahahahaha!!!!
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Should you have to pay taxes? If not, why not?
Unless you want your life run by war lords, huge corporations and dictators with no regard for human life, then paying taxes is a really good idea.
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Do you consider yourself out of the ordinary in any manner or deed? Why?
I'm psychic. In that respect, I'm out of the ordinary, but other than that, no one is going to confuse me with Einstein or Brad Pitt.
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I think insults diminish the Insulter more than they harm the Insultee. Do you agree?
Some kids have been known to commit suicide after being insulted, so no, this doesn't apply in all cases. Sometimes the person being insulted is harmed more.
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I think it's much much worse to say you'll do something and then not do it then it is to say "no" in the first place. Do you?
Unless you're planning on intentionally jerking someone around, yes.
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Charm accompanied by substance...great combination. Charm attracts you, substance keeps you there. Any politicians fill the bill?
No. We need someone from outside the system that hates big business passionately and recognizes bribery when they see it.
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When others want something from you that you don't have to give or you don't want to give, they get angry at you. What are they...babies?
The anger is a reflexive form of manipulation that some people do as easily as breathing. It's called bullying and it works on some children and neurotically people pleasing adults, but no one else.
I don't think of them as babies, I don't think of them at all.
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The nor'easter blew snow and freezing rain in APRIL yesterday. Where's Al Gore? Global warming? The Armageddon inferno?
So you had some cold weather and from this you conclude that global warming doesn't exist? Did you ever stop to think that this weather you had comprised less than 1% of the total planet surface?
Did you ever stop to contemplate that what happens in your own backyard does not necessarily reflect the weather conditions of the entire planet?
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War in the North?
Oh, I thought it was a movie at first. All these games are basically the same: kill stuff, get weapons and armor, kill more stuff. Complete quests for better weapons and armor, kill more stuff, etc.
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i am 27 years old woman and i have been single for like 3 years.somehow I cannot remember how to date. What should I do?
It can be hard to suddenly live your life with another person in it. Just keep at it and remember that it's not always going to go smoothly.
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What is the collective noun for a group of sluts?
An awesome.
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does anyone hope for zombies?
You mean living in constant fear of being eaten alive? That's not my idea of a good time.
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KAAAABLINNNNNGGGG! I just put a spell on you. What spell though? I'm a forgetful witch...
It's obviously a spell of compulsive question answering. See, it's already working!
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I turn 40 this year how come I am getting more attention from guys now than I did when I was 20? People do say I look young for my age.
It must be the sparkle in your eyes! The young don't have it because there is only one way to get it: you have to earn it. Over 40! Woot woot!!
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What do you put on your pizza if anything?
Lots of veggies!! OH, YUM!!!
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Have it cleaned or get rid of it??
Clean it first to find out how good you can get it. Make sure to use natural cleaners so that they don't react with stains. (Some cleaners make them permanent.)
My stain remover is unusual. I bought a spray bottle thingy that converts plain water into a cleaner. It's called the Ionator. That and a nylon bristle brush will clean up most anything. And it's just water. (It's expensive....
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Are you more often the person who reveals a friendly or romantic interest first or the one who hides it until the other shows interest?
I show interest first, usually. Sometimes in the form of begging.
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If you had 5 minutes to leave your house in an emergency what would you bring?
My cats. Everything else is replaceable.
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What is the least intelligent mammal?
Farm bred roosters are almost as dumb as AB trolls.
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I we get in contact with an intelligent alien lifeform, is it actually logical to assume that it wil be familiar with the concept of sound?
Earth-like planets, of which there are millions in this galaxy alone, are the most conducive to the kind of life forms that we would most likely have contact with. Therefore, they would almost surely be familiar with sound as we know it.
But most people who have reported contact with aliens describe their basic form of communication as telepathy. Since hearing is a great help in survival...
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If ghosts are real, then why do most people automatically believe that they're not real?
About 37% of Americans believe in ghosts and that number is much higher for surviving spouses of long term marriages. About 75% of Americans believe in the paranormal in some form. So "most people" is closer to a simple majority than an overwhelming number.
Not believing in ghosts has a lot to do with a person's upbringing. There is enough evidence that they are real, but belief plays a...
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My loan service company has not been able to produce pay history. I have taken them to court. Loan transferred 5 times. Can I ask for title?
There is a procedure for demanding that they show you the title. You're probably going to need a lawyer because I expect they are going to fight it. If they don't have the title, then you might be able to get the house without the loan.
Serves them right.
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How can I get my husband to forgive me for flirting at work?
He'll get over it . . . eventually. In the meantime, flirt with him. Don't waste it on other guys. Yes, you get the attention, but it comes at a heavy price. It can take awhile before a guy starts to feel secure about this sort of thing.
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Do Christians who get divorced or have premarital sex realize their hypocrisy when they talk down on homosexuals?
I hope I don't rain on your pity party too much, but I thought that you should know that a great many Christians have no problem with homosexuality. Many of them are very tolerant people.
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I have Strong feelings for a certain person we were together for about a month in a half. But he decided to give his ex another chance.
Give it up. You'll just end up torturing yourself for nothing.
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How can one defend laissez-faire capitalism when the abuses & horrors that occurred during the Industrial Revolution happened under it?
We've actually never had laissez-faire capitalism. What we've always had is corporate socialism.
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what are the complications associated with having hodgkins and bipolar?
You can end up being happy you got cancer.
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Guys:
describe your perfect girl physically, and mentally
My wife.
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I'm not good at ________. :)
Basketball. I'm too short and too slow.
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Is love a lost hope??
Not for me. I married the love of my life. We've been together almost 25 years.
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I get horny, & enjoy sexual foreplay with my fiance but I cannot have an orgasm! I always stop him too soon! What is wrong with me??
Keep trying. It'll happen. No sense in worrying about it. You'll eventually lose your tension over this and stop fighting it. Everyone does.
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Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons
Because your mother might come along and wash your mouth out with soap for saying something bad.
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Is it possible for a human being to live without any source of natural light? excluding fire-light.
Yes, it's called solitary confinement in prison.
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ok, i have a friend, my parents haven't met yet, and i would like to invite them to hang out (continued in description)
Why the secrecy? Give your parents the information they need to make an informed decision.
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What are the probabilities / possibilities of being able to measure the difference in time between multiple moments?
I have no idea what you're talking about.
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Is Every Beam of Light unique? If two lasers are compared would there be any difference? If not why?
Yes, every beam of light is unique. It's because of randomness at the quantum level.
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How can we experiment to determine if time is speeding up? Is anyone out currently trying to do this? Has it been achieved?
Can't be done. There is no frame of reference from which to measure the difference.
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How can USA call nuclear energy a clean energy sourse in the same breath as wind geothermal hydro and then say coal and oil is green tech?
Re-naming things to make them sound like something they're not is an old game. Read the the book "Brave New World" by Aldous Huxley.
It's all in how you define the terms.
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Are there other industries, besides the tobacco industry, that buy scientific opinion to influence public opinion?
Big Oil-----> Climate Change Denial
Big Pharma -----> Rigged Drug Study Results
Big Media ------> Rigged Opinion Polls
And that's just off the top of my head.
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Is Arming the Libyan Rebels, the "Mission Creep" Many Have Expressed Concern About?
"And it's One, Two, Three, Four!
What are we fighting for?
Five Six Seven Eight,
Open up those Pearly Gates.
Whoopee I don't give a damned.
Next stop is Vietnam."
The lyrics to a song by Country Joe McDonald that came to mind because, well, that's how the Vietnam conflict started.
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I WOULD LIKE TO SEE??? Wiccans and Atheists share in Gods future plans fr this world..
Wow, that was obnoxious! Have you tried tolerance and understanding? I'm pretty sure Jesus would go along with that.
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What are wiccans and atheists so upset about?????
I have known many Wiccans over the years and also a few atheists. The Wiccans are just a bunch of people following a religion that appeals to them. (My mother is a Wiccan.) Most atheists are just people who don't believe in God, nothing more.
In neither case have I noticed a pattern of them being upset.
That honor usually goes to fundamentalists of pretty much any religion.
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Why don't people piss around to make mates follow them as animals do?
Are you talking about territory marking? Because if you are, it doesn't serve the purpose you're talking about.
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Did some of the writers of the Bible lie about their identity? (see description) If so, why?
I posted this link in one of my answers as well. I thought it was interesting. Nice to see that someone else reads Huffpo as well. The reason for this deception is that these people wanted the Bible to include their personal views, including a misogynistic view of women.
I'd be interested to know how the Bible reads without these interlopers.
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What is the best way to accept defeat?
I've found that pouting, throwing a hissy fit, complaining and being a complete jerk don't change the outcome, but at least I'm the center of attention.
(just kidding)
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What Wild Animal is btter?
Hyenas are especially bitter about the bad press that they get. They may be laughing on the outside, but they're seething on the inside.
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Wicthcraft is a dirty filthy pratice? Agree (or) Disagree??? (serious replys only)
Well, isn't that hilarious. Here's an idea: religious tolerance. We all just agree to disagree on who runs the universe and what name we call our personal sky daddy or if we even think that there is one.
We agree to disagree on quite a few personal values and stop trying to make other people conform to our personal ones, but learn to compromise on the more basic values such as how to deal...
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"Let scripture interpret scripture". What do you think of this?
You mean the bible? You might want to read this:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/bart-d-ehrman/the-bible-telling-lies-to_b_840301.html
Some people who wrote the bible were lying about who they were.
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Can we impeach Obama for sending military personnel into an engagement without Congressional consent?
What Obama did is perfectly legal under the constitution. This is a limited action, not a war. (Vietnam was famous for being an undeclared war. You can send in troops for something like 60 days without congressional approval. Every modern president has done this. Get used to it.
This is small potatoes compared to Bush et al lying to everyone about the presence of WMD's. He can be tried...
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Are rocks living?
By ordinary definitions: No.
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Aliens turn out to be our creators. They come down and say that you are the chosen one. Who do you take with you?
I think I would politely refuse their offer and quietly back away and then run to join the resistance. No sense in making too easy for them.
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Whats better, foreclose or short sale your condo?
Financially, you might actually be better off with a foreclosure. Your credit rating will suffer for a few years, but you will get past it.
Once you decide to allow a foreclosure, you stop paying the bank and live in the house until you are physically kicked out. In some areas, that may take years. Meanwhile, you can stockpile funds for future housing.
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We live on a ranch and need to hire help . My wife who is retired wants me to only work on the ranch and will pay me instead.
You usually want someone young to do the really hard work.
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Is the "I AM" that you experience the same "I AM" that I experience? Or is it unique within each form.?
All are unique. That's basic physics.
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why don't you answer my question?
Ok. Here you go: The answer is 42. You might want to work on that question a little more.
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What do you think of this? Wise men speak because they have something to say. Fools speak because they have to say something.
Then there are the really wise people who don't say much because they usually end up arguing with fools.
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Does the body have a soul or does the soul have a body? If your answer is neither, what are you?
Without going into the details, consciousness appears to be fundamental to the universe, in which case, the soul has a body, not the other way around.
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do you believe in the healing power of crystals ?
The New Age lore is that quartz crystals magnify energy. I don't know about other types of crystals. There is a very successful healer down in Florida, Barbara Ann Brennan who has the gift of "seeing" energy. (She wrote a couple of beautifully illustrated books.) She uses a variety of crystals and rocks in her work; she swears by them.
Personally, I use river rocks from the Sierras. They...
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Does drilling for oil and natural gas weaken the integrity of the Earth's crust? Could it contribute to earthquakes along fault lines?
We simply don't understand plate tectonics well enough to be able to answer that question.
My guess is though, that the forces that move entire continents are so enormous that oil drilling would have a negligible effect.
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Scientists say the discovery of Dark Energy may prove some of Einsteins theroies wrong.How or will it effect current uses of Einsteins work?
Two things: The theory of relativity will likely not be disproved, rather it will be eclipsed by a theory that gives us the theory behind the theory. For example: Newtonian physics are not wrong, they are merely incomplete.
With regards to dark energy, it's important to know why it's even being considered. The big bang theory holds that the universe exploded into existence, so to speak....
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As a Christian how do I use my authority in Christ against the enemy? serious answers only
3 out of 4 Americans are Christians. The majority of the remainder are Jews and Muslims who BOTH USE THE SAME BIBLE!!!!! (So I'm assuming they're not the enemy.) The rest are a small minority of atheists and small religions.
Why worry about enemies when nearly EVERYONE is on your side?
Can we drop the victim complex now?
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Is this the luckiest soldier in the world??? See video!!
That was quite possibly the stupidest military exercise anyone has ever thought up. It is obviously needlessly dangerous on so many levels.
Kudos to that guy for not giving the idiot behind him a serious need for immediate dental work and facial reconstruction.
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Why weren't demoRATs ever told about UFO's? I've read many books and they all only have republicans knowing and keeping them secret.
Wot,
I'll take you seriously. First of all, when dealing with TOP SECRET stuff that can only be accessed in the most roundabout ways, you have a game of telephone going with the facts. Especially matters that concern heads of state. You can't know for sure which information is legitimate. It is legitimate to be concerned about disinformation because there is certainly documentation that...
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In light of problems associated with nuclear power is this spuring a new wave of interest in alternative energy production?
One would hope so. The problem in Japan is highlighting the danger of using radioactivity for power.
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help, im leaving for the miltary.I have a girlfriend an we plan to live together but how to i resure her i will be ok,an that we can make it
A life together is about more than what job you have at the moment. It's about sticking together through everything. If you support each other, you'll make it. It's that simple.
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Do you think the "Rawhide" theme song sounds a little like "Jump Around" by House of Pain?
Rawhide is an American Western series that aired for eight seasons on the CBS network on Friday nights, from January 9, 1959[1] to September 3, 1965, before moving to Tuesday nights from September 14, 1965 until January 4, 1966, with a total of 217 black-and-white episodes. Starring Eric Fleming and Clint Eastwood, the series was produced and sometimes directed by Charles Marquis Warren who...
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Do you think Rush Limbaugh or Michael Moore would make a better US President? (I realize neither would ever run) Why do you feel as you do?
Moore. He's not a drug addict, he doesn't say stupid things and he deeply cares for actual people. That is really the most important quality that I see lacking in politics. Moore cares, and cares a lot about how ordinary Americans cope. His very real empathy puts him head and shoulders above the crowd.
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If you knew of someone who looked identical to you would you want to meet them? Same question if they were the opposite sex?
I'm male and while I would be interested to meet a male identical to myself, a woman? Not so much. I'd make a terrible looking woman.
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Genetics or determiniation?
Some of both.
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What's the proper way to put the toilet paper in? cause the end could hang from below or from above...does that make sense?
Over in most situations. It's easier to reach and pull.
Under if you have animals that like to unroll toilet paper. It prevents them from unwinding it.
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I had a dream that a cat attacked me. Does this dream have any meaning?
The best advice is usually this: The person having the dream is in the best position to interpret it. You will be the best at understanding symbols in your own life.
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Is this cool or what?
You have to take that stuff with a grain of salt. I suspect a lot of very loose translating is going on.
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what is the funnest thing you have ever seen a drunk person do?and did you laugh or say thats me?(:
A guy slept in the bathtub.
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does having a mental illness exclude you from paying child support?
Rule 22: (a.k.a. catch 22)
RULE-22, specifies that a concern for one's money in the face of child support payments that are real and immediate is the process of a rational mind. If you're crazy, you'll pay it every month, but if you object you are no longer be crazy and have to pay more child support.
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What are the major things that are most likely to dissapoint you in your life so much, that life itself would seem disgusting suddenly?
If I go past a week without nookie, life becomes unbearable.
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How long would it take to get to Neptune from Earth?
If you're rowing, it can take a very long time.
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how many men does a women have to have sex with before she's concidered a slut or hoe?
The number is six, unless it's five, but only when it's not ten or eight, except on Tuesdays when it's nine. The exception to this is when it's eleven.
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The Mayan calendar ends in 2012, but the calendar on my cell phone ends in 2098. How do I know which date constitutes the end of the world?
All I can say is this: There were a lot of clocks that only went up to 1999. A whole lot. Mostly in computers. What happened? People got new clocks.
End of clock = End of world? You figure it out.
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Is Nostradamus dead?
Yup, he's still dead.
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Why are young white women are blindfolded during interracial sex with black men?
Porn, in general, is a waste to spend time thinking about it.
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im really needing some pics from girls! do any good looking girls want to send me some naughty pics?
Good grief, the internet is the ultimate porn delivery system. Why are you bothering women here when there are about a quadzillion nekkid pictures of women out there? You can select women of any nationality, race or age to, er, stare at.
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im really needing some pics from girls! do any good looking girls want to send me some naughty pics?
duplicate, plz ignore.
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Why is the media and our government shifting our focus to something other than the global nuclear disaster in Japan???? I live in California
That's just how the media works. No matter how important the news, they eventually move on, even if the next story is about cats in trees.
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The UN has stiffened sanctions against Iran for purportedly seeking to build nuclear weapons. Any plan to sanction Israel for having them?
No, that's not how it works. Israel isn't the bad guys . . . er . . . well . . . sort of, kind of not really the bad guys.
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signs of a unhappy person
They're standing in front of their burning home, holding the ashes of their beloved dog in one hand and a notice that they've been fired in the other, while being served divorce papers just as they're getting a phone call from the doctor telling them that they have terminal cancer.
That's the sign of an unhappy person.
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what does everyone think of Lady Ga Ga. do you think she is a girl ? a guy ? do you think she had a sex change operation ?
Stefani Germanotta, (a.k.a. Lady Gaga) is indeed a woman and she always has been. She did not have a sex change operation; you can find old videos and pictures of her on line as proof.
She writes her own lyrics and has a fantastic voice. In my opinion, she has earned her incredible success through talent and marketing.
I'm waiting for her to give up her huge high heels and silly clothes....
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Are dominant people psychic?
Charisma has been thought to be a psychic ability. And people who are really hard headed and won't hear answers they don't like can get in your head if you try to steer them away from that crap.
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What good is a paper bag once you get home from the store ?
We use the paper bags as recycling containers for other paper. The plastic ones go straight to recycling. They're useless.
We also carry shopping bags with us.
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My girlfriend recently told me she can see spirits.
The "Gift" comes in many forms and this is one of them. The personality traits that your describing fit perfectly with a psychic person. People with the ability to see spirits are extremely rare, but they do exist.
What this means for you is that she is an extremely sensitive person and it speaks highly of you that she has chosen you. She can see your soul and knows that you are a good...
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Robin Hood, Robin Hood with his band of men,
Robin Hood, Robin ood riding thru the glen,
who can fill in the rest?
From Monty Python:
Male Peasant What you got for us today then.
Moore Well I've managed to find you four very nice silver spoons Mr Jenkins.
Male Peasant (snatching them rudely) Who do you think you are giving us poor this rubbish?
Female Peasant Bloody silver. Won't have it in the house. (throws it away) And those candlesticks you got us last week were only sixteen carat.
Male...
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In Soviet Russia...
In America you can always find a party, in Soviet Russia . . . the party finds you.
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how to tease your boyfriend, until he is horny? (:
Bootie shorts, braless and a bit unbuttoned to let him almost see nipple, but no more. He has to both know he is going to get it and that he as to wait.
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Who sings"talking about my generation?"
The Who. They're also the geezers who sing: "Hope I die before I get old." Ah, the irony.
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Do you appreciate people's differences?
Yes, everyone has a different SQUIRREL!!! story.
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At what point is it necessary to have a competition with someone when trying to solve for y?
If they're better than you. It's easier to beat them up than to get better at math.
(just kidding)
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will you pay to see Charlie Sheen spew his nonsense when he takes it on the road?
If it gets good reviews and people talk it up, I might be interested, but I'm not going just out of curiosity. I don't pay money to see car crashes and train wrecks.
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Where is the line between humor, stupidity, and offensiveness?
Line? What line?
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Where's the Raëlism category in the religions? Shouldn't a religion that argues for female right to be topless be the biggest by now?
You mean the religion with 200 guys and one old lesbian? That's why it's not popular.
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Have you ever refrained from making a sexual suggestion, afraid of losing their respect; but later learned they would have readily agreed?
No. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
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True/False? Feelings toward other people are largely determined by feelings toward ourselves.
True. We can only express emotions that we allow ourselves to have.
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What is your Zombie Plan? Yes, I know many people ask.
Go live on an island. Zombies aren't good swimmers.
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Okay then explain this...
According to the international ghost hunters society (http://www.ghostweb.com/) you need high resolution to differentiate between a ghost and a dust mote. Dust motes have sharp edges and ghost orbs don't, but you have to examine the footage very carefully to tell the difference.
They say about 99% of what they examine are actually artifacts and not the real thing.
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I would like to write a book, and I don't know any ideas. I'm 14, and I love to write. Please, give me some ideas (: Thanks!
Having ideas is the first part of writing a book. If you have no ideas, no one can help you write.
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Does a refrigerator need to be on it's own breaker or circuit according to the Canadian electrical code?
I don't live in Canada, but since electricity is the same everywhere, I imagine their laws are not much different. Code requirements only come into play when you're building, remodeling or something has been made unsafe. You are very probably in an old house, with few circuits; the electrical is grandfathered in. No one is required to upgrade the electrical.
Fridges should be on their own...
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does anyone else have a legit reason for hating wal-mart?
Where I live, there are very few Walmarts because it's a large metropolitan area and they aren't the only show in town. Fewer people are interested in their cheapo crap goods, they won't pay and people have other options so their employees suck and of course, they have their awful reputation.
I don't hate them, but I don't shop there either.
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Do you think a zombie apocolypse could happen to humans?
There is no such thing as the re-animated dead. But there are enough other ways to die to keep us on our toes.
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Do you have the gift of being able to feel other people's emotions? Do you like it or dislike it?
Yes, I have "the Gift." I'm over 50 and just starting to feel like I"ve got a handle on it. It's not easy, but I do treasure the ability to feel things profoundly.
Here's a bog post you might find interesting: Characteristics of psychic people.
http://weilerpsiblog.wordpress.com/characteristics-of-psychic-people/
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Do you believe Plato's account of The Lost City of Atlantis ?
Although I think it would be cool to find Atlantis, it would be insanely difficult to confirm that whatever civilization was found was it. It's not like there's going to be a sign and no one is really sure where this place is. It's been thought to be in Antarctica and the gulf of Mexico and now off the coast of Spain. There is no agreement.
So this isn't a sure thing.
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As a continuation of my last question, how long does it generally take to astral project?
Antidepressants? No frigging clue.
The resource you want to find out more is the Monroe Institute in Virginia.
http://www.monroeinstitute.org/
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Might a subconscious part of the brain be highly developed calculating odds to high degree making hunches certain and appearing psychic?
The people who excel at psychic ability tend to be non linear thinkers and generally creative types. That is, they tend to find their answers through hunches and instincts normally, which they trust. Psychic experiences such as telepathy and clairvoyance are also visual in nature.
For example, a famous precognitive event happened when a woman dreamed that her baby would be killed by a...
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How is the best way to go about making a fund raiser for Japan?
Find someone to team up with who knows how to do this. It's not for novices. Event planning is hard work; you'll need some time to put this together.
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How long do you think this question will be posted? Fuck Shit Fuck Fuck Fuck Shit Fuck.
Looks like Tourette's syndrome. Good luck with that.
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What's the best way to annoy someone?
With this video:
http://www.youtube.com/user/realannoyingorange#p/u/69/cL_qGMfbtAk
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If an adult leaves a child unattended and the child is abducted and murdered the should the adult be charged?
with murder? Why or why not?
Neglect? Child endangerment? Maybe. But not murder.
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Is it possible to be friends with EVERYONE on AB if everyone accepts your offer?
No. there are many accounts that are inactive. You will not get any response from them.
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Can anyone give me an idea of what is going on with me? Warning: Kind of long!!
You're feeling depressed. You need help from a therapist. This sort of things takes awhile to sort out so be patient.
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is it illegal to be naked in your house with the blind open, because i sleep naked and my blinds broke.
No, just be modest about it. Turn off the lights before you get naked.
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Who else wants term limits for congressman to be amended to our constitution(USA).
This doesn't really help much. It does not make for better lawmakers.
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WTF? (read descrip)
sounds like a fungus. go to a doctor.
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As an adult, would you rather live the rest of your life with your parents or with the ex that emotionally hurt you the worst?
Uh, my parents are more likely to be living with me, not the other way around. And while they're nice people and all, I'd rather deal with an ex that hadn't worked out, but that I had once loved. That would be easier.
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Do you tend to be drawn to older or younger people online? What about people who happen to be the same age as you?
I'm drawn to people who are thoughtful. Some of them are young, and some of them are older. A person my age? It depends on the topic. Reminiscing, for example, is age specific. (There are a lot of people these days for example, who don't know life before computers and cell phones and color TV's.)
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What does it mean when he calls you drunk; while he is at a party when all his friends are asleep?
It's time to move on. That's not what you want.
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It's so hard for me to care about things without asking about them, talking about them, or reading about them. Why?
It sounds like you're just an investigative personality. Some people thrive on detail. Nothing wrong with that.
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Will there be any NFL this season?
Maybe, maybe not. If there is no football it won't be the end of the world.
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Does charity touch your heart or turns u off?
The incessant phone calls even when we tell them to stop are a definite irritation.
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I've been looking for hours to find Mila Kunis' oscar dress, but didn't find it. Does anyone know whwere I could buy it for prom?
These custom dresses are designed by fashion houses exclusively for the people that wear them. They are all one of a kind.
You may eventually be able to find a knock off. I don't know.
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Do you believe that you have ever had a premonition?
I had a disaster premonition about huge plumes of fire reaching high up into the sky in July of last year. Since this was during the massive oil spill, I thought it had something to do with the gulf and that it would happen to New Orleans.
It didn't of course. It happened 15 miles away from my home. It was one huge plume of flame and it was from the gas main explosion in San Bruno, Ca.
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What's the difference between a "Twilight" vampire and an emo kid? :)
Emo kids are real and they don't heal very fast when they cut themselves.
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do you believe in synchronism?
Yes, synchronicity is normal.
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The answers to my last question were...wow. A lot of people believe that we are not God, yet I see it as sort of both? I'm weird, I know.
Well, supposedly God made us in his own image. And since he's PERFECT we must therefore be PERFECT replicas. Therefore, we are also God.
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Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?
Real answer? Can't cover the whole net and can't move fast enough to react.
Something similar was done in baseball once. A team owner hired a very small midget to pinch hit for his team. He had something like a 3" strike zone. He walked on four balls.
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Are Jesus and Cthulu one and the same?
They're both the brothers of Raptor Jesus.
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Someone asked me about my religious preference, so i told them i'm practicing atheism. Do you think someone can practice atheism?
Just be tolerant and everything will be fine.
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Hmmm… just saw “Field of Dreams”… are Brits, Aussies, Chinese, etc also required to play baseball in heaven?
The British play Cricket. Over there is the Field of Googly.
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How many times did Houston order the Alamo abandoned?
Darn those Mexicans for abolishing slavery.
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Whats the last thing a man wants to hear?
Oh honey? Could you do a small favor for me?
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Do you agree with euthanasia for the terminally ill? Why?
Anyone who has had pets knows the answer: Yes. Terminating the life of a human or animal that is near the end of its life with only suffering and pain to look forward to is a humane thing to do.
With people, at least they can tell you. With pets, you have to make that decision for them.
One of our cats lost the ability to make red blood cells due to a disease it had. We put him down when...
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I think it's in the air... people are hooking up left right and centre. If you are in a relationship, What season did you start dating?
October, 1987
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Why are some gay people so unhappy?
Probably for the same reasons everyone else gets unhappy. They're human you know.
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If humans get a charley horse, what do horses get?
Nightmare is kind of sexist. From now on I'll refer to it as Nightcolt.
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Does homeowners'insurance cover hotel damages?
No, when the completely wasted drummer from your crappy rock band blows up the toilet and sets the bed on fire, you'll be liable for it.
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How many balls does it take to make a sack?
You can find the answer in the Christmas Ballet: The Nutsacker.
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Did you hate alcohol for a long time but forced yourself to drink to fit in? How long did it take to tolerate it?
I liked drinking from the moment of my first beer.
It took me until my late 20's to get tired of it.
I know that wasn't what you were looking for, but that's all I've got.
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In Act 5, Scene 1 of Macbeth, Lady Macbeth uttered three lines, "Out damned spot! Out I say... What was she going through at this point?
The dog piddled on the carpet again. It pissed her off.
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Have you ever wondered?
It's crossed my mind once or twice.
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Im 15 and unfortunately im terrible with girls and have no idea how to have a conversation. any tips?
Find an activity where you can hang out with girls. You'll have something in common to talk about.
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If I started playing devil's advocate on you, would you assume that we agree on nothing?
I can only say "it depends." A good argument well thought out is interesting and engaging, but being contrary just for the heck of it is annoying.
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When somebody screams, what is the first thing that comes in your mind?
Find out who is screaming and why.
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In my day, we didn’t have all these fancy _______________________!
Wheels. We had it rough. No one drove those big trucks. We had to tie ropes around them and drag them. People have it so easy these days.
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Would you willingly die to protect your child from harm? Do you believe the average parent would die to protect his or her own child?
It looked like an interesting question, but now I see that someone has it as homework. Good luck with that.
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Would you worship Bane?
Yes, he's the Bane of my existence.
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Does this make you feel insignificant?
No. I'm familiar with this number. It can't get much higher. We'll run out of food.
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If a bank is too big to fail, shouldn't we break it up into smaller pieces? Certainly as a condition of receiving tax money bailouts?
Personally I think it should be turned into a credit union.
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While watching tv, there is a news interruption and it says there that zombies are true. What is the first thing that you will do?
Head off to an island.
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Have you heard the latest Charlie Sheen news? He's suing Warner Brothers for one hundred million dollars.
I'm sure he will win with his fire breathing fists.
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Does anybody need a job in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada?
Probably someone does.
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I walk by massage places all the time! I'm not a big fan of being massaged but I've heard the ladies will do more with you,
Sleazy massage parlors do what is called a "happy ending." Basically, when she's done, the girl gives you a hand job.
Massage parlors generally don't do real sex. They'll get busted.
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what was the weather on March 11, 1955?
Hot, cold, rainy, sunny, cloudy, clear, windy, still, stormy with lightening, stormy without it, dry, humid and everything in between.
It's a big world out there. Lots of room for diverse weather.
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Why buy shampoo when real poo is still free?
You first.
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favourite movie quotes?
Go ahead. Make my day.
Well punk? Do you feel lucky?
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Is Schizophrenia, a doctors way saying "your energy is too Powerful, so take these pills to dumb it down a lil" ?
No, absolutely not! Delusions like this are common to schizophrenia though.
I've never met anyone who thought in terms of how much power they had that was anything but an ordinary person without much . . . power.
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I believe in ghosts and people say im crazy... am i?
No, you're not crazy. A very substantial portion of the world agrees with you. The other portion has no idea what they're talking about.
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If you were an alien from a highly technologically advanced planet, what would you think of Earth?
I would have to notice that humans are destroying their planet for the short term gain of a relatively few while allowing their population to explode to unsustainable levels.
I would put yellow biohazard tape around the planet to warn others not to approach for their own safety.
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ok! i caught an ORB !!!!!! in my house!!!!! come to find out a man killed himself in my basement!!!
That's actually kind of believable. By zooming out and zooming in, you've reduced the dust mote and light flare as possibilities. The object would have changed size or position when you did that.
Still, the resolution isn't good enough to be absolutely sure. Dust motes have distinct edges and ghost orbs have very fuzzy edges. It isn't possible to absolutely rule out the possibility that...
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Do ghost live in the 4th dimension?
It is not widely known, but the truth is that they live in the Luminiferous Aether. Normally they occupy the upper atmosphere, but in dense fogs they can descend and haunt mankind.
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do you have to be a american born to work in area 51?
I can't tell you. It's a secret.
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I saw a ghost and i_______.
reluctantly agreed to share my joint with it. He tried to bogart it, but I took it back from him.
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Did a UFO really visit the Dome of the Rock in Jerusalem?
Can't say for sure. It looked like it did.
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What are women?
The most beautiful creatures on the entire planet.
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Are you more of a Princess or a Queen ??
I'm neither. I'm the King trying to get the princess married off before she meets an ogre and falls in love with him. You have no idea how hard it is these days trying to get a princess to marry a prince. They used to obey their fathers.
When did she start dressing Goth? Why can't she listen to good music, like Def Leopard? She puts on too much make up and stays out too late. And I don't...
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Would this be a good spokesperson for whoever runs against Obama in 2012? LOL!!
Oh, look! I didn't know that Sarah Palin had a sister.
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Doing anything to prepare for hard times that seem to be coming? Maybe buying up extra food/supplies? Who thinks this is a dumb idea?
I don't see those kinds of hard times on the horizon. I think it'll be different than that.
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Have you considered the possibility that things going on in the middle east now are related to biblical prophecy?
No, I don't see that happening.
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what is the true battlefield of mankind?
Wealth
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How come you can't login to youtube without a google account now?
This login process is damned annoying.
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When you hex or curse someone (or in case you have to hex or curse someone), what hex/curse do you (or do you plan to) use? Why?
I have a F**ck them up good curse that I use when people steal stuff from me. It's designed to make sure that they don't profit from the theft.
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Do you believe in ghost? Have you ever had any experinces with ghost?
Yeah, I don't think millions of people who have seen them are all liars or mistaken.
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I work in a Haunted Armory on Okinawa, Japan. How can i communicate with the ghost/spirit without using a ouiji board. Pissing it off or not
They're soldiers right? Swear at them, be ornery and tell dirty jokes. That should get their attention.
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Would you get an internet connection straight into your brain, like in Shadowrun?
Interesting trivia alert:
The first reference to this comes from a 1984 novel by William Gibson. "Neuromancer"
He coined the term "The Net"
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Is it still a big taboo for a woman to go to a bar by herself? why? when will this change?
Women go to bars alone all the time. That's where women go to date alcoholics.
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In order to be a Diplomat, what do you need to know and study in college?
International Relations
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What does "Aggressively Benign" mean???
Aggressively benign? I would define it this way.
"As long as you leave me alone I won't beat the crap out of you."
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Is this setup possible?
You need a video card that supports dual monitors. Generally they have a port for a second monitor on the card.
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Theists: If you stay here are you not AB leaver?
A new song! "I'm AB leaver"
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How do I get my parents to approve of my bf who is a different race, when they strongly disapprove.
Well, if you're Greek, the answer is simple. Spray him with Windex. After that, they'll love him.
(movie ref. My Big Fat Greek Wedding)
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Which was the first 70mm film you saw? Mine was "King of Kings" starring Jeffery Hunter.
Lawrence of Arabia
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How do you feel about funding for the homeless?
It's less expensive than having them homeless. (High maintenance for social services, many emergency room visits vs. having a roof over their heads.)
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What's the deal with people who attack your character and then get all butthurt when you attack theirs back?
That's the personality. Aggressive and mean is also thin skinned.
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What was your best and fastest way to lose weight?
I was going to suggest that you set yourself on fire, but I see that mortal injury in not an option.
Eat a little meat and lots of vegetables. Stay away from processed food (because of the sugar) and stay away from artificial sweetener. (Will make you hungry by lowering your blood sugar level.)
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Is there any merchandise with 'what would jb do?' on it yet?
Who is jb?
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What do you think of texting? Convenient and fun or pointless and annoying?
Not a very interesting way to spend my time.
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What do you think of texting? Convenient and fun or pointless and annoying?
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