http://www.answerbag.com/profile/855293 New Answerbag answers from nzguy.. Wed, 30 May 2012 07:49:38 -0700 Wed, 30 May 2012 07:49:38 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7370183 When someone farts, why does everyone try to find out who did it? It is not going to take the odor away. Humor is welcome!<br /><br />Does a fart have lumps in it? Well I guess I may have shit myself then.. Grin.. Fri, 07 Aug 2009 01:08:35 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7370183 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7370155 Im very irregular on my menstrual cycle i havnt had a period in 4 months. what are some things i can do to have a regular period other than birthcontrol?<br /><br />To regulate your menstrual cycle it&#039;s best to check that both front and back wheels have the same pressure, having a loose chain can affect your cycle as well! Grin..!! Fri, 07 Aug 2009 01:02:49 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7370155 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7370134 Someone say something to cheer me up! a joke or anything! :(<br /><br />A young red indian kid once sat and asked his mother about where she got his name from. She sat and explained that when a baby was born they looked out of the wigwam and named the child after the first thing about nature they saw. &quot;Passing eagle!&quot; our chief was named because as his... Fri, 07 Aug 2009 00:57:55 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7370134 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7370073 When someone farts, why does everyone try to find out who did it? It is not going to take the odor away. Humor is welcome!<br /><br />As a doctor I often get invited out for dinner and things like that, once I went to a upper class house because I had helped a family member. After dinner a man was standing next to an old woman when she farted really loudly. Everyone looked in the direction and then the guy standing next to her... Fri, 07 Aug 2009 00:46:22 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7370073 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7359898 What comes to mind when you see the expression, "Feminine Fresh"?<br /><br />A picture in my mind of my ex mother in law, standing by the kitchen sink with her tights and knickers around her ankles, she was spraying herself with something to get rid of vaginal odours... Thu, 06 Aug 2009 05:28:57 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7359898 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7359880 What medical 'condition' do you, or have you, had?<br /><br />The doctor has just given me the diagnosis of having &quot;Tom Jones syndrome!&quot; I asked him if it was very rare and he said &quot;It&#039;s not unusual!&quot; Grin.. Thu, 06 Aug 2009 05:26:36 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7359880 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7359256 What is the pain that never goes away?<br /><br />That&#039;s often called &quot; An ex mother in law!&quot; Thu, 06 Aug 2009 03:42:17 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7359256 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7359252 Is Viagra addicktive?<br /><br />The company that makes viagra are just about to rename the medication to &quot;MYCOXAPHALLIN!&quot; grin.. Thu, 06 Aug 2009 03:41:01 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7359252 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7351913 My sister accidently left her tampon in for a few days because she forgot about it and now she is vomiting constanly as well as having bad diareah and dizzyness. Does she have TSS?<br /><br />A young nurse in our A&amp;E was walking around for three days, with a tampon behind her ear! I called her over and said to her &quot;Hi Debbie, I was wondering if your okay because you appear, to be walking around with a half used Tampon behind your ear!&quot; She then said &quot;Shit what on... Wed, 05 Aug 2009 12:58:01 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7351913 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7349821 How often do you look up at all the puffy white clouds and wish you could sit on one?<br /><br />As I awoke this morning when all things sweet were born, a puffy white cloud came and passed me by, as though the start of a new dawn.The birds were happy and singing, very sweet it did sound as well, until a passing Sparrow decided to have a shit as well. The moral of this tale is &quot;Dear... Wed, 05 Aug 2009 08:56:31 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7349821 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7349572 I'm looking for a new apartment. Just looked at a nice place, but the rental agent said the landlord's lawyer would have to visit me and talk to my cat before approving me. What on earth might they mean by that?<br /><br />That almost sounds like the casting test, a woman might get when going for a acting job. Wed, 05 Aug 2009 08:30:36 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7349572 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7332297 Should hypocondriacs be given broad sprectrum placebos?<br /><br />Only if fired by a 12 guage shootgun... Mon, 03 Aug 2009 18:29:45 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7332297 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7332211 What's more disgusting than diarrhea?<br /><br />Buckland Diarrhea, It is without a doubt the worst form that diarhea can take. It can make your anus point in more than six hundred and forty seven different directions at the same time. It was first called &quot;explosive diarrhea!&quot; In just one case in Italy, the person had eaten roast... Mon, 03 Aug 2009 18:18:48 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7332211 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7331348 Would you rather have smelly feet or smelly breath?<br /><br />Smelly feet because most momen don&#039;t kiss your feet. grin.. Mon, 03 Aug 2009 16:31:19 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7331348 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7331305 What are the symptoms when you get cancer in the ass? and how many years can you live with it before you die? :(<br /><br />Question: What are the symptoms of anal cancer? Answer: The anus is often confused with the rectum, which is the last several inches of the lower intestine. The rectum ultimately ends at the anus, where fecal material exits the body. Like other parts of the body, the anus is susceptible to... Mon, 03 Aug 2009 16:27:51 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7331305 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7331183 Have a head MRI coming up and don't want it to pass! need something to show up!! (long story) is there anything i can do? i know already there isn't anything wrong but like i said need something to show!! any ideas?<br /><br />Could you explain to me why you don&#039;t wish to pass an MRI scan? Mon, 03 Aug 2009 16:14:51 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7331183 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7331081 CAN YOU TWIST UR TONGUE?<br /><br />Sure I can and I can even walk into a crowded bar and then start to lick my eyebrows which makes the ladies interested. Grin.. Mon, 03 Aug 2009 16:04:59 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7331081 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7331041 How come the names of some diseases are always so long?<br /><br />In Medical school your often taught the latin names of everything, this is used to make old doctors at med school look clever. In a written letter of refferal, things may be described as pos - post frontal lobe infarction Pos + tourettes! This can often leave a heap of symptoms un mentioned. Mon, 03 Aug 2009 16:01:28 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7331041 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7330905 Would you rather have smelly feet or smelly breath?<br /><br />A bottle in front of me is better than a frontal lobotomy! grin.. Mon, 03 Aug 2009 15:48:07 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7330905 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7330871 Is it normal to have a small amount of spotty blood when you have a yeast infection?<br /><br />Yes it is quite normal to have a few spots of blood. Usually as soon as you start treatent those small spots go away... Mon, 03 Aug 2009 15:44:01 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7330871 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7330783 Which online pharmacy is reliable for ordering medicines like Cialis or Viagra?<br /><br />I don&#039;t trust any on line pharmacy! It isn&#039;t a pharmacy at all, it just might be a website setup to supply forged Viagra and other medication. It is far easier to sit and say to your doctor &quot;at my age some things don&#039;t work as they used to, so can you prescribe say six Viagra... Mon, 03 Aug 2009 15:34:18 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7330783 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7330666 Has anyone had trouble getting used to progressive lenses?<br /><br />For me they are easy to use, I soon managed to get my eyes looking through the correct area within a few hours. Mon, 03 Aug 2009 15:25:04 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7330666 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7330583 What goes through one end and explodes out the other?<br /><br />The head of a fly just has it&#039;s head comes into contact with your front window in the car.. Mon, 03 Aug 2009 15:16:02 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7330583 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7330519 Do nursing homes lack privacy?<br /><br />I was invited to a private nursing home once at the same time as Bruce Forsyth. After a few seconds, some slightly strange things made us wonder. Just before lunch, I noticed an old lady sitting in a dressing gown, as she was in a wheel chair.Her breasts were exposed and hanging down by her... Mon, 03 Aug 2009 15:10:20 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7330519 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7330303 Is it true that wearing boxers will help improve a guys sperm count?<br /><br />Yes it is true. The testicles produce more sperms when the temperature is lower than the rest of the bodies! That&#039;s why a man&#039;s testicals have been evolved to remain outside the body. Mon, 03 Aug 2009 14:45:36 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7330303 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7329798 Health Insurers are fighting healthcare overhaul with truckloads of Cash for Congress. Do you believe they are doing it to protect our health or their profits? See LINK:<br /><br />I would really like to see the USA develop the same type of healthcare we have in the UK &quot;The NHS!&quot; It would lift millions of people out of the poverty trap. From my very little experience of the USA, I would imagine it to be one huge step towards equality of everyone. Many black... Mon, 03 Aug 2009 13:50:37 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7329798 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7319767 Some pigs in Australia have contracted the "Swine 'flu" off humans who have been working with them. Do you think the pigs are calling it "Human 'flu?"<br /><br />Those pigs in Australia may well be some of my former patients when I worked as a bush doctor. So All I can do is hope... grin... Sun, 02 Aug 2009 15:40:08 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7319767 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7319652 Would anyone be intersted in joining another support/info. group? If so, We started one in honor of my grandson who had one of the worse cases of DGS. www.elijahslegacy.ning.com For support groups,chat..etc<br /><br />CAUSES DiGeorge syndrome (DGS) occurs when patients are missing part of chromosome 22. Chromosomes contain an individual&#039;s genetic makeup. This particular chromosome contains about 30 genes that are necessary for proper fetal development. When this chromosome is missing, patients are born... Sun, 02 Aug 2009 15:26:43 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7319652 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7319595 Do you agree that a government should increase taxes if you have a nice view?<br /><br />I might send them a photo of the woman who lives next door trying to get a sun tan. When I first spotted her, I wasn&#039;t sure if I should phone Green Peace, so they could try and drag the beached whale back into her swimming pool or to call the police, to say that around three hundred pounds... Sun, 02 Aug 2009 15:20:03 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7319595 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7319519 Do you have any facial tattoos?what is it of?<br /><br />When i lived in New Zealand many of the Maori people would have a &quot;Moko!&quot; which is a facial tattoo. I&#039;ve added a link to a website with pictures of them for you below.. http://history-nz.org/maori3.html Sun, 02 Aug 2009 15:09:20 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7319519 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7319393 What was the worst case of sunburn you've had?<br /><br />That would be the summer of 1976. I went to the Lido in Hyde park. On route to the Lido, I had a few beers and then tried my best to strut my stuff. A couple of super models were laid out topless in the sun. I just managed to scare a skinny git out of his position a few feet away from... Sun, 02 Aug 2009 14:55:45 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7319393 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7318778 I am a soldier currently deployed to Iraq; my third trip. I often find myself happy one minute, and angry the next. I feel lucky to have my wife one second, and the next I start an argument with her, then I am depressed. What the heck is wrong with me?<br /><br />It would appear that you may have PTSD. Posttraumatic stress disorder (abbreviated PTSD) is an anxiety disorder that can develop after exposure to one or more traumatic events that threatened or caused great physical harm. It is a severe and ongoing emotional reaction to an extreme... Sun, 02 Aug 2009 13:48:11 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7318778 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7318683 Is their a type of cancer called seeds ? Basically it's spread through out the body, similar to spores. resulting in many small cancerous lumps that it's impossible to treat?<br /><br />Carcinomatosis Description Carcinomatosis is described as a condition in which multiple carcinomas develop simultaneously usually after dissemination from a primary source. It implies more than spread to regional nodes and even more than just metastatic disease. The term is usually taken to... Sun, 02 Aug 2009 13:38:48 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7318683 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7318560 Does anybody have experience with N-Acetyl Cysteine and Trichotillomania?<br /><br />N-Acetylcysteine, a Glutamate Modulator, in the Treatment of Trichotillomania: A Double-blind, Placebo-Controlled Study Archives of General Psychiatry, 07/08/09 Grant JE et al -This study found that N-acetylcysteine demonstrated statistically significant reductions in trichotillomania... Sun, 02 Aug 2009 13:23:43 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7318560 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7318518 How can I get rid of looking tired even when I've had a good night sleep?<br /><br />It&#039;s not always the lack of sleep! You might be mastabating too much as well GRIN... Sun, 02 Aug 2009 13:18:47 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7318518 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7318453 Im taking 12.5 ml of zoloft and want to stop taking it is it safe to do this<br /><br />* Zoloft Withdrawal People who stop taking Zoloft too abruptly may experience withdrawal symptoms, such as anxiety. Zoloft - Side Effects Defined - Zoloft withdrawal side effects 1. Anorexia Zoloft &ndash; No longer having a desire to eat. 2. Apothous Stomatitis Zoloft... Sun, 02 Aug 2009 13:08:36 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7318453 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7318413 What is your favorite dish, the one your mom makes?<br /><br />My old gran used to make a wonderful meatless meat pie. She started making them during the war when they had no meat. I would say that it was impossible to say it was vegitarian! God knows what was in it, but it smelt like meat, tasted like meat and looked like it, she even did beef, chicken... Sun, 02 Aug 2009 13:04:00 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7318413 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7317117 Do you have a exercise machine in your house,what kind do you have?<br /><br />I have a very advanced one that&#039;s called &quot; Wellington, ignition, firing Endocrine &quot; other wise it&#039;s known a &quot; A WIFE!&quot; grin... Sun, 02 Aug 2009 10:21:34 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7317117 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7317067 I think I have shoulder bursitis. I am unable to lift my arm in front of me and experience pain if I try. I have a tender patch where the bursa is located. I am resting it and taking ibuprofen. How long is it likely to take to recover movement?<br /><br />Sounds just about right, it&#039;s often called &quot;A frozen shoulder!&quot; possible caused by some minor damage to the rotator cuff which is part of the shoulder joint. It can take months to heal up, it can be helped along by injections of silicon and or steroids into the joint. I would... Sun, 02 Aug 2009 10:12:53 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7317067 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7317006 Where does a cold come from some people believe from wet hair or getting wet in a rain my family in Germany still believes in such dumb things.<br /><br />The cold is a virus, and getting infected isn&#039;t made worst by having wet hair. The phrase &quot;Bless you!&quot; when you sneeze is related to London in 1665 as the great black death swept through everywhere. The symptoms were Sneezing so they would bless you just in case you died. The... Sun, 02 Aug 2009 10:04:28 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7317006 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7316903 Ive burnt my upper lip from using chemical depilatory cream!!! N now Ive the '5 o' clock shadow'!!! How can I get rid of it?? does bleaching works? Does waxing gets rid of it?<br /><br />That reminds me about the group of terrorists who tried to blow up a London bus! They all burn&#039;t there lips on the exhaust system.. Grin... Sun, 02 Aug 2009 09:51:36 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7316903 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7316873 Is is okay to call a cigarette a 'cancer stick'?<br /><br />That&#039;s fine perhaps &quot;Gold BAR&quot; could be used, I know hundreds of people who never hand them out because they are like gold bars... Grin... Sun, 02 Aug 2009 09:48:00 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7316873 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7316860 What is the best thing to use to get nail glue off the screen of my mp3 player?<br /><br />You could try nail polish remover (Acetone!) that might clean it for you, but test a small area first before you pour it all over the place.... Sun, 02 Aug 2009 09:46:04 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7316860 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7314499 Do you smoke? <br /><br />I or my partner don&#039;t smoke, this is because we always have correct lubrication before we have intercourse. I did hear that almost 50% of people smoke after having sex and in my opinion this is due to bad lubrication... OIL be back! Grin...... Sun, 02 Aug 2009 01:00:01 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7314499 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7314484 Is it possible to have a 12 inch penis?<br /><br />I have a twelve incher! But I don&#039;t use it as a rule! Grin.... Sun, 02 Aug 2009 00:55:35 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7314484 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7314472 I have felt sick since Thursday. Now I can barely talk, my nose is stuffed up, my throat feels tight and I can barelt swallow(its very painful). Any ideas on what I could have? Thanks<br /><br />If you had recently started a new relationship or possibly been kissing a heap then I would suggest Glandular fever. High temperature, swollen areas around your throat and neck areas. Try gargling with warm salt water, take some ibuprofen or aspirin.. Even eating some honey may help ease your... Sun, 02 Aug 2009 00:53:14 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7314472 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7314450 MY HUSBAND HAS JUVENILE MYOCLONIC EPILEPSY AND HIS SEIZURE SYMPTOMS INCLUDE SEVERE PAIN AND PRESSURE IN HIS HEAD, INABILITY TO REGULATE BODY TEMP, INABILITY TO BREATHE AT TIMES AND SEVERE AGE REGRESSION. iS HIS DIAGNOSIS CORRECT?<br /><br />That does sound like some of his symptoms are a little different. The bodily temperature is not a normal symptom and this sounds like it needs looking into. Could you give me a few clues like what medication he&#039;s taking because they might be causing this! What do you mean by age... Sun, 02 Aug 2009 00:48:01 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7314450 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7310947 I'm pregnant and keep having a lot of bad dreams(almost every night.) They're all different, but a slightly regular theme is my boyfriend cheating or things similar to that. They kind of make me angry at him in real life... What can I do?<br /><br />Hi I&#039;m Dave, I work as a clinical neurologist, I normally deal with more physical conditions but I would just like to say that I feel, that you may just be a little insecure at the moment. When you first discover that your pregnant, this can make you feel a little insecure, which may be... Sat, 01 Aug 2009 16:49:09 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7310947 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7310715 What are the side effects of Chemotherapy in treatment to malignant brain tumor 2.8%of grade II?<br /><br />I hope that the following information may help you out! Oligodendrogliomas are a type of glioma that are believed to originate from the oligodendrocytes of the brain or from a glial precursor cell. They occur primarily in adults (9.4% of all primary brain and central nervous system tumors) but... Sat, 01 Aug 2009 16:20:16 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7310715 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7310488 Can people with Asperger Syndrome hold down a job?<br /><br />Introduction This short guide is intended for use by a range of people such as parents and professionals, or anyone who is actively supporting someone with Asperger Syndrome or High Functioning Autism to find employment. The guide can be used as a starting point and addresses some of the... Sat, 01 Aug 2009 15:43:55 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7310488 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7310411 I think I may have Asperger's Syndrome, as I seem to have many of it's symptoms but I want to check. But how do I check without having to let everyone know where I live, my phone no. ect.?<br /><br />What is Asperger Syndrome Asperger&#039;s syndrome (AS), is a neurobiological disorder affecting several areas of one&rsquo;s development in contrast with Autism. Asperger Syndrome is commonly referred to as a form of &quot;high-functioning&quot; autism. Individuals with Asperger&#039;s are... Sat, 01 Aug 2009 15:29:41 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7310411 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7310374 I think I may have Asperger's Syndrome, as I seem to have many of it's symptoms but I want to check. But how do I check without having to let everyone know where I live, my phone no. ect.?<br /><br />The thing is that whatever you tell your doctor is confidential, so no body will ever know about any diagnosis that may be made, so I would suggest that you simply visit your doctor. Broadly speaking Aspergers, is diagnosed when a person displays some of the symtpoms that are along a thing... Sat, 01 Aug 2009 15:23:28 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7310374 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7310262 How old is the oldest living person you know that is still self sufficient( not in Nursing home or with full time nurse)?<br /><br />That would be Jim, he&#039;s my partner&#039;s Dad who&#039;s 87. A couple of weeks ago I went out for a beer with him. As we came out of the pub he said &quot;Dave look at the arse on her?&quot; and he pointed out a woman with a very short skirt! A few seconds later he said &quot;It looks... Sat, 01 Aug 2009 15:10:40 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7310262 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7307401 FACT!: Einstein married his first cousin. Your opinion please.<br /><br />When you look even closer into the history of Albert Einstein many things can be discovered. He became world famous almost overnight! His University celebrated this by arranging a huge ball in alberts name! The Master of ceremonies was in fact a single man which was frowned upon in those days.... Sat, 01 Aug 2009 08:52:17 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7307401 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7307103 My hair is naturally salt and pepper. I had it dyed dark brown to cover the gray and then highlighted. can i color the gray roots blonde and still have it look highlighted?<br /><br />If your hair is salt and pepper just add a touch of vinegar it will make it look very tasty.. I&#039;m not joking either a dash of vinegar when you rinse your hair makes it look naturally shiney and alive.. The native women in NZ do it and it looks stunning. Sat, 01 Aug 2009 08:16:47 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7307103 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7305916 What brand of aspirin do you recommend?<br /><br />You should all thank my anscestors for aspirin. My great, great, great, great uncle UGG discovered it around 600,000 years ago. His missus refused to have sex saying &quot;I&#039;ve a head ache!&quot; after a few weeks great old UGG said &quot;If you don&#039;t perform then I&#039;ll make you... Sat, 01 Aug 2009 03:41:55 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7305916 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7305809 FACT!: Einstein married his first cousin. Your opinion please.<br /><br />I would suggest that Albert came home from uni one day, he walked in and said &quot;Where&#039;s me dinner?&quot; but it wasn&#039;t ready, she had been sitting and developing her ideas about space/time, she had heaps of papers with calculations written on them. Albert wasn&#039;t very bright... Sat, 01 Aug 2009 03:10:00 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7305809 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7305775 I have an embarrassing question. For about 5 weeks my boyfriend and i had sex quite frequently but this time, as soon as he inserted i wanted to cry with pain. Sex hasn't hurt like this before, is my vagina breaking? Do i have diseases? What do i do?<br /><br />I&#039;m a doctor so you can trust me ! (I say that to all the women) Grin.. I would imagine that your in your teenage years! I would doubt if you have anything medically wrong with you. This may simply be a case of time! You and your boyfriend may not be spending enough time building up to... Sat, 01 Aug 2009 02:56:41 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7305775 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7304740 I'm hearing a lot about scams of the acai berry supplements. Which is real? And do these really work?<br /><br />Well it takes one calorie to raise one CC of water one degree. The food you have digested but not used, is stored as fat. No matter what berries or tablets you swallow the eccess will still need to be burnt off. If people were living in a third world country with a crap diet the berries might... Fri, 31 Jul 2009 23:24:32 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7304740 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7304662 FACT!: Einstein married his first cousin. Your opinion please.<br /><br />The fact that she appears to have been helping him with relativity seems to have been forgotten. She was awarded her degree but couldn&#039;t have it because she was a female.. Fri, 31 Jul 2009 23:16:05 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7304662 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7299539 How often have you had to go to the hospital in the last two years?<br /><br />On average at least once a day.. It&#039;s mostly because I&#039;m a doctor.. Grin.. Fri, 31 Jul 2009 13:27:04 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7299539 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7294873 Do you think your Doctor Does his best for you?<br /><br />I&#039;m a doctor and I will admit my fuse has just started to burn. I get really pissed off by seeing hundreds of people trying to buy diet pills on line without a prescription. Do they really think, that they can sit in a chair in the KFC all day, popping heaps of fried chicken down there... Fri, 31 Jul 2009 02:19:29 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7294873 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7294788 None of the docs down here will prescribe the diet pill phentermine for me. it works for me though. does anyone know a way that I can get these pills again without a script?<br /><br />Doctors will not prescribe what may harm a patient! To ignore medical advice like that is foolish. And then you go and seek what may be harmful by trying to buy it via dodgy web sites. Some idiot has even posted a link to such a website that sells HERBAL things, herbal stuff has never been... Fri, 31 Jul 2009 01:58:09 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7294788 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7294731 What do think, purchasing medical refurbished equipment from everx.com is a good deal.?? Are these equipment reliable and at market lowest cost<br /><br />New laws are coming at the moment, which stops the sale of refurbished medical equiptment. After the BSE and CJD diseases hit the front lines, it was realised that the PRIONS that cause the infections are not killed by autoclave sterilisation and so using some medical stuff a second time, is... Fri, 31 Jul 2009 01:45:44 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7294731 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7294663 What does it feel like when a woman gets her period?<br /><br />It feels like I&#039;m about to get roasted again. She says stuff like &quot;You don&#039;t understand me!&quot; &quot;You don&#039;t listen very well&quot; &quot;Men are like pigs! Grin.. All because I once said to her &quot;I have just found out why women have periods!&quot; she said... Fri, 31 Jul 2009 01:33:00 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7294663 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7294622 How can I lose 37 pounds overnight?<br /><br />That&#039;s very easy. Either get your self mugged or eat a few pounds of raw chicken. The food poisoning will then give you the trots and you&#039;ll blow out a few pounds in the DUNGY! grin.. Fri, 31 Jul 2009 01:24:31 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7294622 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7294607 When I hurt my big toe, at ER two interns are discussing my x-ray. one says does this look old? Then she says to me it doesn't look broken, maybe sprang, maybe you should see orthpedic dr. I couldn't due to bad insur. Should I have ask for more exper. Dr?<br /><br />It sounds to me like you went into a vetinary hospital by mistake because they sound like quacks! Possibly second year med students doing a few hours work experience.. get a second opinion. Fri, 31 Jul 2009 01:21:23 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7294607 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7294574 What negative effects does inhaling helium have on humans?<br /><br />Everyone knows that a breath of helium can make your voice sound funny, the problem can arise becuase a lung full of helium displaces th oxygen, so all the while your lungs have helium in them, your being suffocated of oxygen.. Fri, 31 Jul 2009 01:14:26 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7294574 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7294377 If you have a benign Papilloma ( HPV ) tumor in your throat, and you've never had or given oral sex, how could you possibly have contracted this?<br /><br />It could have arrived by a secondary source. The virus could have found itself on your finger and then been passed to your throat by putting your finger in your mouth, Another is that someone you may have kissed may have had the virus on say a tongue then it passed into you via saliva. Fri, 31 Jul 2009 00:19:22 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7294377 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7289574 Whats your real name and do you like it<br /><br />If I were Chinese it would be Wun HUNG LOW. Like the Chinese dentist called &quot;TUTH HURTY!&quot; Indian taylor &quot;MAHATMA COAT&quot; grin.... Thu, 30 Jul 2009 15:15:03 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7289574 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7289513 How long should i have discontinued my use of apo-divalproex before becoming pregnant?<br /><br />Pregnancy: In the stomach, divalproex breaks down into a substance called valproate (also known as valproic acid), which has been linked to an increased risk of birth defects, including neural tube defects (e.g., spina bifida). This medication should not be used during pregnancy unless the... Thu, 30 Jul 2009 15:08:17 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7289513 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7289461 Inhaling nitrogen. if you had a tank of nitrogen with a regulator on it that would fill a ballon with 60% nitrogen and 40% air would inhaling the contents of that ballon kill you?<br /><br />No because those levels are similar to the natural levels found in air. The air in the troposphere consists of the following proportions of gases: 78 percent nitrogen, 21 percent oxygen, 0.9 percent argon, 0.03 percent carbon dioxide, and the remaining 0.07 percent is a mixture of hydrogen,... Thu, 30 Jul 2009 15:02:02 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7289461 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7289436 Are boxer shorts good for boys and men to be worn throughout the day or only for the night?<br /><br />As it happens if a man wears boxers instead of tight fitting underwear it will usually increase the number of sperm they produce. That is why the testicles are outside the body, because they are more efficient when at a slightly lower temperature than the rest of the body.. It may also... Thu, 30 Jul 2009 14:58:53 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7289436 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7288727 When the doctor writes a prescription and you take it to the pharmacy to get i filled and they say it needs approval who has to approve it ? the doctor who wrote it in the first place or the insurance company. were on medicaide.<br /><br />In the UK some drugs need to be approved, what it means is that the coset of the medication may be high and the doctor, has to apply to the health authority to enable you to take it. Years ago the medication &quot;Lipex!&quot; needed this to be done. They just issue you a number and then the... Thu, 30 Jul 2009 13:49:49 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7288727 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7288659 Stop raising taxes on smokers and impose and enforce a Fat tax instead. Wouldn't you agree?<br /><br />Big business simply wouldn&#039;t allow it to happen. Big mac, KFC businesses would go bust and the unemployment would affect hundreds. Around half of the USA would then go hungry.. Grin.... Thu, 30 Jul 2009 13:43:44 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7288659 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7288580 I'm trying to quit smoking weed and sort my life out. Any advice would be greatly appreciated. (I suppose I should change my avatar as well!) Thanks.<br /><br />I will say that I admire you for doing what your doing it will pay off in the long run, by making your health much better. Take each day at a time and if you ever feel like giving in, the just realise that days like that will turn up every so often. I wish you the very best... Thu, 30 Jul 2009 13:36:34 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7288580 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7288517 If you had your tubes tied 19 yrs ago and are in the early stages of menopause what do you think the chances are of being pregnant? I have alot of the systems but pregnancy test comes back neg?<br /><br />I would imagine that the chances of your being pregnant would be very small indeed. It should be impossible.. Thu, 30 Jul 2009 13:32:30 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7288517 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7287284 What are some signs that you need to take a shower?<br /><br />Friends stand upwind of you and your pet dog puts it&#039;s paws over it&#039;s nose.... Thu, 30 Jul 2009 12:12:36 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7287284 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7286105 A steak a day keeps the doctor away - especially washed down with beer. Is this nonsense or what?<br /><br />A steak a day keeps the &quot;VEGANS&quot; away.... Thu, 30 Jul 2009 10:18:26 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7286105 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7285928 I know vegetarian diets provide enough of everything your body needs, so why have I felt so bad since I turned? (about 3 weeks ago, craving meat so bad...)<br /><br />Just imagine the smell of smoked bacon on the BBQ? Grin.... Thu, 30 Jul 2009 10:04:04 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7285928 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7285897 Is it cheaper to use toilet paper or facial tissue to blow your nose?<br /><br />I&#039;ve travelled around the world, lived in many countries and it always amazes, me just how tight some folks can be! I would imagine the qustion asker may well hover around toilets to save a few bucks buying a toilet roll!! Saving a dollar here and there can&#039;t be &quot;Sneezed... Thu, 30 Jul 2009 10:01:01 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7285897 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7285834 I have apain in between my vagina and my leg rite in that crease, it feels like a briuse buts theres no bruise and theres no knot . It just started over night and i helped my hubby move the living room around could that be it??? Please help?<br /><br />Has my &quot;GROIN STRAIN&quot; alarm just gone off? that sounds like one... Thu, 30 Jul 2009 09:54:20 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7285834 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7285805 Is there something psychologically wrong with men who prefer blow jobs over normal sex?<br /><br />I did speak to a guy once who only ever had oral sex and never intercourse and he said &quot;I&#039;ve never seen anything with lips that big and hair around it that doesn&#039;t have teeth so I&#039;ll never put my tally wacker in that!!!&quot; Grin.... Thu, 30 Jul 2009 09:51:11 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7285805 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7285772 Dose jacking off make your bigger<br /><br />Well just like tennis elbow you can also get &quot;Wankers wrist!&quot; I Always wonder if I see a guy, with one arm better nuscled than the other..!! A sure sign is hard skin around the palm edges.. Thu, 30 Jul 2009 09:47:31 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7285772 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7285744 They sell us cigarettes that causes deadly diseases, wether they warn us or not. Doesn't that make them killers?<br /><br />If that were true then I suppose that anyone smoking could be arrested for attempted suicide which is against the law! Thu, 30 Jul 2009 09:44:13 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7285744 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7285730 What is the normal recovery time for cataract surgery?<br /><br />When I had mine done I was fine the following day, bandage off and away I went.. Thu, 30 Jul 2009 09:42:42 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7285730 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7284136 My mother died of gullian-barre syndrome in the late 1940's. Is it possible that I may have inherited a risk for gbs? How safe would it be for me to get a swine flu shot?<br /><br />Causes Typically, Guillain-Barre develops as an autoimmune reaction following an acute infection. It&#039;s not inherited, although it&#039;s thought that genetic factors, it just may make some people more likely to develop autoimmune conditions. Guillain-Barre affects about 1,500 people... Thu, 30 Jul 2009 06:40:31 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7284136 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7284074 Can I tell you something? Thanks! I am going to be leaving tonight to go and have foot surgery on Thursday morning and will be gone until Friday. Just wanted to let you know that. Wish me luck!!?? *HIGH FIVE*!!!<br /><br />It&#039;s a &quot;Step!&quot; in the right direction for you, I hope that you &quot;Heal!&quot; up well. As long as you &quot;Toe!&quot; the line you will be fine.. The anaesthetic should &quot;SOCK!&quot; it to you... I hope that medical insurance &quot;Foots!&quot; the bill. Don&#039;t... Thu, 30 Jul 2009 06:30:44 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7284074 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7283658 Please help, i feel like i need to urinate all the time, even straight after i have gone to the toliet. I have been to the Dr's and it's def not a urinary infection. It's torture and i want to know if it's a side effect from the implanon birth control.<br /><br />The most common side effects are of having dark coloured urine, I can&#039;t see anything relating to increased urine output. Thu, 30 Jul 2009 05:33:01 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7283658 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7282843 What is a good electric shaver for legs? I like the foil ones b/c I don't think they can cut you. I can't use non-electric razors and I already know that they shave closer.<br /><br />An Italian girl I knew once needed a 105 hp petrol driven mower to do her legs. When she got to just over her knee three explorers climbed out waving white flags. Thu, 30 Jul 2009 02:47:19 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7282843 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7282805 Are sunbeds as bad for us as smoking or asbestos?<br /><br />The news released yesterday said that sun bed use by people under 30yrs increases the chances of skin cancer by 75%. Sunbeds are now said to just as dangerous as smoking and asbestos. Thu, 30 Jul 2009 02:37:57 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7282805 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7282795 Why have been getting grey hair since I was in my teens?<br /><br />Why do you keep getting grey hair, you must be able to buy or get hair in other colours... Grin.... Thu, 30 Jul 2009 02:35:27 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7282795 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7282300 I can't fall asleep because I keep having a feeling right as I fall asleep like I am falling and I jump, so I can not fall asleep. What could cause this and is it serious?<br /><br />It sounds to me like myoclonus! Myoclonus describes a symptom and generally is not a diagnosis of a disease. It refers to sudden, involuntary jerking of a muscle or group of muscles. Myoclonic twitches or jerks usually are caused by sudden muscle contractions, called positive myoclonus, or by... Thu, 30 Jul 2009 01:05:29 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7282300 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7281895 Are tomatoes forbidden for RA paitents<br /><br />Rheumatoid arthritis the foods that can trigger this disease. Tomatoes are evil, according to a web site called tomatoesareevil.com, which is dedicated to anyone who has a powerful dislike of tomatoes. I happened across tomatoesareevil.com when I was checking for information about foods... Wed, 29 Jul 2009 23:59:46 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7281895 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7281870 Have you ever none someone with Korsakoff Syndrome, alcohol dementia.? What was the onset like and the progression?<br /><br />It&#039;s caused because heavy drinking damages the lining of the stomach, which stops the person from ingesting the &quot;B&quot; group vitamins. The frontal lobe of the brain, needs these vitamins to function correctly, so over a long period of time the persons frontal lobe stops working... Wed, 29 Jul 2009 23:55:15 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7281870 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7281829 How come it feels good to pee after orgasm?<br /><br />As slight hint at a joke I would say. Most men say &quot;I&#039;m comming!&quot; as they do but in your case you could also add &quot;I&#039;m going Im&#039; going!&quot; just after it. grin... Wed, 29 Jul 2009 23:46:56 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7281829 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7281613 My Hair is orange!! Helpppp<br /><br />Buy a yellow top and a green skirt, it will look like a new fashion. Otherwise you&#039;ll look like dumb blonde in disguise. Grin... Wed, 29 Jul 2009 23:08:11 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7281613 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7281582 I always pick at my fingernails....I really want to stop this habit. How can i?<br /><br />Just stop using toilet paper I bet you won&#039;t bite your nails then...Grin,., Wed, 29 Jul 2009 23:02:59 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7281582 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7281571 Guys: Do you lie about the size of your "manhood"? Why? What's the point? Any girl that you're going to get with is going to find out the truth eventually.<br /><br />I don&#039;t have to because it&#039;s twelve inches long. But I don&#039;t use it as a &quot;RULE!&quot; grin... Wed, 29 Jul 2009 22:59:50 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7281571 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7281554 Which words best describe cigarettes smoking? Deadly addiction or Slow Suicide.<br /><br />It&#039;s best called &quot;Sex in white paper with tobacco!&quot; because sooner or later it will screw you!. Wed, 29 Jul 2009 22:56:31 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7281554