Answerbag: Beavis - the other white meat's answers

Answer to Read the book or watch the movie? If both which comes first?

Wed, 30 May 2012 02:52:07 -0700

Read the book or watch the movie? If both which comes first?

The book, always.

Answer to there is only two reasons why people lie; to gain or self defense, is there a third?

Tue, 29 May 2012 07:12:43 -0700

there is only two reasons why people lie; to gain or self defense, is there a third?

To hide poor grammar?

Answer to If you could change one thing about the world and how it works, what would that thing be?

Tue, 29 May 2012 07:07:51 -0700

If you could change one thing about the world and how it works, what would that thing be?

Slow a$$ people would stay out of the left lanes!!! And Jerry Jones would retire or sell the Dallas Cowboys...If he did that, I guess I could live with slow people in the fast lane, but not both.

Answer to What was the longest time you ever spent fasting?

Tue, 29 May 2012 07:05:48 -0700

What was the longest time you ever spent fasting?

3 days

Answer to Deep down, everyone is _________________?

Mon, 28 May 2012 05:24:50 -0700

Deep down, everyone is _________________?

Just a collection of blood and gore...

Answer to Black Licorice? Yay or Nay?

Mon, 28 May 2012 05:19:41 -0700

Black Licorice? Yay or Nay?

Love it!

Answer to wats the difference between "reticle" and "crosshairs"?

Sat, 26 May 2012 05:55:50 -0700

wats the difference between "reticle" and "crosshairs"?

You've got to be kidding me! You can spell "reticle" but misspell what's with ""wats"? No wonder you couldn't find the answer on Wikipedia...

Answer to Why does the GOP dislike/despise unions?

Sat, 26 May 2012 05:46:34 -0700

Why does the GOP dislike/despise unions?

That a bit too broad of a statement, but as A generality, union leadership and money supports Democrats consistently, so there's no reason for the GOP to cozy up to them. Add the fact that union upper management has a history of being as corrupt as the politicians (of both sides), then it's just...

Answer to What is your favorite HBO series (hung, entourage, true blood, game of thrones, big love, boardwalk empire, flight of chcrds...etc) and why?

Fri, 25 May 2012 01:05:35 -0700

What is your favorite HBO series (hung, entourage, true blood, game of thrones, big love, boardwalk empire, flight of chcrds...etc) and why?

Game of Thrones. While it is excellent, it can't compre to the books ;-)

Answer to WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE LIST BELOW OF SONGS I USE TO LISTEN TO (MINUS TWO I STILL LISTEN TO)? 200 - 2010

Thu, 24 May 2012 07:59:03 -0700

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE LIST BELOW OF SONGS I USE TO LISTEN TO (MINUS TWO I STILL LISTEN TO)? 200 - 2010

To each his or her own, but shoot me first... Ok, admittedly, it was an extremely uninspired decade...

Answer to How do I get an education in the military?

Thu, 24 May 2012 07:57:27 -0700

How do I get an education in the military?

Enlist

Answer to How many bottles of beer can you drink?

Thu, 24 May 2012 07:56:24 -0700

How many bottles of beer can you drink?

I don't drink beer. I spend too much time in elimination of the varios by-products. Stick with a good Irish whisky ;-)

Answer to hi; i was wondering if i'm a good looking guy cuz i don't get girls attention

Thu, 24 May 2012 07:52:53 -0700

hi; i was wondering if i'm a good looking guy cuz i don't get girls attention

I have no idea. I didn't look at the images. It's not about what you look like, it's about who you are and how you present yourself. Get past the superficial and women might start being interested. Then again, what do I know ;-)

Answer to The first Bain attackers were GOP candidates. They brought that ball to the field and it is now in play. Regrets or just complaints?

Thu, 24 May 2012 06:17:00 -0700

The first Bain attackers were GOP candidates. They brought that ball to the field and it is now in play. Regrets or just complaints?

3.14159

Answer to Whats the 1st thing you do when you go camping

Thu, 24 May 2012 06:13:33 -0700

Whats the 1st thing you do when you go camping

Leave the house

Answer to What, in your opinion, caused the Civil War?

Thu, 24 May 2012 06:09:52 -0700

What, in your opinion, caused the Civil War?

States rights vs federalism

Answer to What do you think about Australians?

Thu, 24 May 2012 06:05:53 -0700

What do you think about Australians?

One of my favorite nationalities. I've. Only met a few dozen, but haven't met one yet that I haven't gotten along with well.

Answer to Dont ignore __________?

Wed, 23 May 2012 08:10:43 -0700

Dont ignore __________?

That feeling that something isn't right. It will save your life...unless you really suck, then I'm sure it's really nothing ;-)

Answer to Give me the best racial jokes you got! =D (Just for fun)

Wed, 23 May 2012 08:06:30 -0700

Give me the best racial jokes you got! =D (Just for fun)

How many racist does it take to make a complete idiot? All of them

Answer to Do you think that the reason Americans have changed "football" to "soccer" is to show our overwhelming narcissism and individuality?

Wed, 23 May 2012 08:01:24 -0700

Do you think that the reason Americans have changed "football" to "soccer" is to show our overwhelming narcissism and individuality?

No, it's just an American thing. We like something to actually happen during our ball games. That's why soccer has never caught on and baseball has declined over the years. (I'm assuming you are looking for answers supporting American football. If not, I have no idea ;-)

Answer to Have you ever taken home a kitten because he/she was all alone in the rain?

Tue, 22 May 2012 05:25:20 -0700

Have you ever taken home a kitten because he/she was all alone in the rain?

Yep

Answer to Every woman desires______________________________________

Tue, 22 May 2012 05:23:31 -0700

Every woman desires______________________________________

More than she has and less than she's likely to receive

Answer to What is the most important thing you need to get accomplished today?

Tue, 22 May 2012 05:21:34 -0700

What is the most important thing you need to get accomplished today?

Bury up like a tick

Answer to How often do you change your toothbrush? Why? (Please insert “E” for electric toothbrush)

Tue, 22 May 2012 05:20:09 -0700

How often do you change your toothbrush? Why? (Please insert “E” for electric toothbrush)

When my wife buys me a new one

Answer to what time is it? right now as you answer this question?am? pm?

Tue, 22 May 2012 05:18:38 -0700

what time is it? right now as you answer this question?am? pm?

I don't believe in time...

Answer to Does your pet snuggle under the blankets with you?

Tue, 22 May 2012 05:17:04 -0700

Does your pet snuggle under the blankets with you?

Our dachshund Lola always does and Kitty often will, one on each side. Piggy sleeps on the end of the bed. The boys sleep outside.

Answer to Who is the best rapper ever?!?!

Tue, 22 May 2012 01:47:47 -0700

Who is the best rapper ever?!?!

Johnny Cash. He was a rapper befor rap was invented ;-)

Answer to Do they have engineering and maintenance courses on Saturn?

Tue, 22 May 2012 01:42:34 -0700

Do they have engineering and maintenance courses on Saturn?

I'm not sure, but they have mining courses on Uranus.

Answer to Wanna go bowling with me :)

Mon, 21 May 2012 22:27:52 -0700

Wanna go bowling with me :)

Sure. Im a very funny bowler ;-)

Answer to why do the witches want macbeth to fall?

Mon, 21 May 2012 22:26:35 -0700

why do the witches want macbeth to fall?

Read the play. It's really well written...

Answer to Why are Lakers fans so phony and fake?

Mon, 21 May 2012 22:23:21 -0700

Why are Lakers fans so phony and fake?

They seem like a real basketball team to me.

Answer to Do you know anyone with the first and last name as your self?

Mon, 21 May 2012 22:21:25 -0700

Do you know anyone with the first and last name as your self?

Yep

Answer to What will taking 60 mg of codeine and smoking a joint do?

Mon, 21 May 2012 22:20:04 -0700

What will taking 60 mg of codeine and smoking a joint do?

If you are seeking advice over the Internet, you probably have a short shelf life...

Answer to Proposed new sports rule.....(See description)

Mon, 21 May 2012 22:16:43 -0700

Proposed new sports rule.....(See description)

What's the point...

Answer to By 1740, traders from New York and Pennsylvania were crossing what in search of furs

Sun, 20 May 2012 22:00:33 -0700

By 1740, traders from New York and Pennsylvania were crossing what in search of furs

Their streams when they had to pee?

Answer to has anybody ever called the cops on you ?

Sun, 20 May 2012 21:59:13 -0700

has anybody ever called the cops on you ?

Yep

Answer to What movie have you seen recently and thought you could've directed it better?

Sun, 20 May 2012 21:58:26 -0700

What movie have you seen recently and thought you could've directed it better?

Hunger Games. The cinematographer and director both botched it.

Answer to Tempted to take mom's car, never drove before, advice?

Sun, 20 May 2012 21:45:27 -0700

Tempted to take mom's car, never drove before, advice?

Thank you, drive through...seriously

Answer to On the grand scale of human achievement, what do you consider mankind's most profound accomplishment?

Sun, 20 May 2012 21:42:13 -0700

On the grand scale of human achievement, what do you consider mankind's most profound accomplishment?

Deodorant. Too bad it's not more widely used...

Answer to roman catholic, born again, seventh day adventist, christian, protestants? WHAT ARE THE DIFFERENCES? please tell me :(

Sun, 13 May 2012 06:07:23 -0700

roman catholic, born again, seventh day adventist, christian, protestants? WHAT ARE THE DIFFERENCES? please tell me :(

That would requpace more space than is avavailable on AB and adherents from the various branches would have their individual issues with a "blanket" definition of the differences. I've found, in Christianity in particular, to focus on the things they have in common and you find the universal...

Answer to How many hours of sleep do you get on average each night?

Wed, 09 May 2012 13:53:48 -0700

How many hours of sleep do you get on average each night?

Not enough 4 1/2

Answer to How do you bathe your dog?

Tue, 08 May 2012 15:53:18 -0700

How do you bathe your dog?

We have small dogs now, so they go into the bath tub. When I had large dogs, I had a wash tub that I used outside.

Answer to Is it really such a hard life? To be two lovers together? To love and live forever in each others hearts?

Tue, 08 May 2012 14:39:48 -0700

Is it really such a hard life? To be two lovers together? To love and live forever in each others hearts?

Depends on what day it is...

Answer to Would you do Jessica Simpson?

Thu, 03 May 2012 08:27:17 -0700

Would you do Jessica Simpson?

I find this theme of combining religious, Star Trek, and masterbation fantasy questions simply..."facinating"...

Answer to does anyone else like to wear saggin nylon pants .i like to wear them so my boxers are showing.

Thu, 03 May 2012 05:07:42 -0700

does anyone else like to wear saggin nylon pants .i like to wear them so my boxers are showing.

Why not just wear boxers and save the time,effort and money required for pants???

Answer to Would you ever ditch Answerbag for Reddit? Why or why not?

Thu, 03 May 2012 05:05:19 -0700

Would you ever ditch Answerbag for Reddit? Why or why not?

As irritating and annoying as AB can be at times, it's by far the best of the bunch.

Answer to Comedy, is that an art to you?

Thu, 03 May 2012 05:01:07 -0700

Comedy, is that an art to you?

There is definitely an art to being consistently funny.

Answer to Who loves escargots with lots of garlic butter and sourdough?

Thu, 03 May 2012 04:45:41 -0700

Who loves escargots with lots of garlic butter and sourdough?

Count me in! ;-)

Answer to Men: What do you think of Ballet?

Thu, 03 May 2012 00:07:54 -0700

Men: What do you think of Ballet?

I don't understand dance. It's an art that I am unable to fully appreciate.

Answer to How do you hold on

Thu, 03 May 2012 00:02:30 -0700

How do you hold on

With my left hand

Answer to What happens to the energy in light when it hits a polarizing filter? Is it absorbed and become heat or is it reradiated as IR?

Wed, 02 May 2012 23:43:43 -0700

What happens to the energy in light when it hits a polarizing filter? Is it absorbed and become heat or is it reradiated as IR?

Is this occurring within a dilithium chamber?

Answer to Do you ever worry that there might be ONE more piece of Skylab up there - with your name on it?

Wed, 02 May 2012 23:40:34 -0700

Do you ever worry that there might be ONE more piece of Skylab up there - with your name on it?

Nope, not at all ;-)

Answer to Do those who are impolite/unaware of proper protocol upset you? Do you expect 'professionals' to know better? Shouldn't they?

Wed, 02 May 2012 18:38:05 -0700

Do those who are impolite/unaware of proper protocol upset you? Do you expect 'professionals' to know better? Shouldn't they?

If they act from ignorance and I definitely do not have a problem. You could have all manner of factors that influence the situation and cause either party to percieve the other's behavior as improper. However, in a professional setting, it's much less likely to be the case.

Answer to The next President of the United States should be

Wed, 02 May 2012 18:28:44 -0700

The next President of the United States should be

Honest and competent???

Answer to What does this symbol mean to you? If anything?

Wed, 02 May 2012 18:27:08 -0700

What does this symbol mean to you? If anything?

Someone was doing mushrooms at the highway department again?

Answer to recently got a DWI ticket. I'm told I was at 1.6%??

Tue, 01 May 2012 22:39:57 -0700

recently got a DWI ticket. I'm told I was at 1.6%??

If you spend enough cash, you can beat any charge...

Answer to Have you ever eat anything at the airports?

Tue, 01 May 2012 22:36:16 -0700

Have you ever eat anything at the airports?

Many times, bar food to fine dining

Answer to I just got a message from the AB staff.

Tue, 01 May 2012 20:41:48 -0700

I just got a message from the AB staff.

The monkey is loose...

Answer to What is your one of the best Black and white movie?

Tue, 01 May 2012 20:38:39 -0700

What is your one of the best Black and white movie?

Paths of Glory is one of my favs

Answer to What can you keep yourself from thinking about? What can't you? What makes the difference?

Sat, 28 Apr 2012 15:39:58 -0700

What can you keep yourself from thinking about? What can't you? What makes the difference?

Songs. Often, a song will get stuck in my head and repeat endlessly, it seems. I hate it when it's a song that sucks or is annoying ;-)

Answer to Should I buy a leather hat or a cotton hat?

Sat, 28 Apr 2012 15:36:23 -0700

Should I buy a leather hat or a cotton hat?

Buy what you like

Answer to We have hip and knee replacements where metal parts replace human parts. What about the brain? Will metal ever replace human there? How?

Sat, 28 Apr 2012 12:27:13 -0700

We have hip and knee replacements where metal parts replace human parts. What about the brain? Will metal ever replace human there? How?

Scientists are still attempting to understand how so many can go through life without any signs of higher brain activity to determine what is actually required ;-)

Answer to Who does the cooking in your home?

Sat, 28 Apr 2012 04:34:01 -0700

Who does the cooking in your home?

I'm a better cook than my wife, so I do.

Answer to If this were the 70s or 80s and you wanted an amplifier, what? Peavey, Fender, Marshall..something else?

Sat, 28 Apr 2012 04:31:55 -0700

If this were the 70s or 80s and you wanted an amplifier, what? Peavey, Fender, Marshall..something else?

Marshall for guitar, Fender for bass

Answer to Listening to Country music is __?

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 03:11:34 -0700

Listening to Country music is __?

Like a box of chocolates...

Answer to How much do you love chairs that can roll and spin?

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 03:10:03 -0700

How much do you love chairs that can roll and spin?

Our dachshund likes to ride with me across the office when the remote disappears ;-)

Answer to I prefer a president with a sense of humor. Do you too or do you prefer one who is saturnine, serious and somber? Why?

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 03:04:15 -0700

I prefer a president with a sense of humor. Do you too or do you prefer one who is saturnine, serious and somber? Why?

I'd rather be able to laugh with them than at them.

Answer to I want animated series like samurai Jack, Mr bean. i love when its more action,fighting,comedy situations without much speaking in it.

Thu, 26 Apr 2012 21:15:52 -0700

I want animated series like samurai Jack, Mr bean. i love when its more action,fighting,comedy situations without much speaking in it.

I want a cup of coffee. I like it black.

Answer to Can you fire a Glock pistol in space?

Thu, 26 Apr 2012 21:13:04 -0700

Can you fire a Glock pistol in space?

Yes, but you wouldn't want to ;-)

Answer to Can I rent or buy you !

Thu, 26 Apr 2012 21:11:48 -0700

Can I rent or buy you !

No, I'm only available on the barter system...

Answer to Do you hate sitting in the back of the vehicle?

Thu, 26 Apr 2012 17:53:30 -0700

Do you hate sitting in the back of the vehicle?

Only if it's an ambulance or hearse.

Answer to Is 133 a high IQ?

Thu, 26 Apr 2012 17:51:53 -0700

Is 133 a high IQ?

"My mama alway said stupid is as stupid does."

Answer to Have you ever tried to say something smart in company and someone tells you to relax?

Thu, 26 Apr 2012 17:46:56 -0700

Have you ever tried to say something smart in company and someone tells you to relax?

Umm, I can't recall anyone ever having to tell me to relax...

Answer to If I said I was going to boycott a company, which company would you like it to be and why?

Thu, 26 Apr 2012 17:44:54 -0700

If I said I was going to boycott a company, which company would you like it to be and why?

M and M. The dancing candy gives me nightmares...

Answer to When was the last time you tripped over a homeless person?

Thu, 26 Apr 2012 17:40:41 -0700

When was the last time you tripped over a homeless person?

If you are that clueless to your environment, tripping over a homeless person is probably the least traumatic event in your future...

Answer to why don't guys just tell you the reason why they don't like you anymore? girls wouldn't be better if they just told you the truth?

Thu, 26 Apr 2012 17:37:59 -0700

why don't guys just tell you the reason why they don't like you anymore? girls wouldn't be better if they just told you the truth?

What you need to understand is there is a huge gap between thinking you are a terrible person and simply not wanting to date you anymore...

Answer to Do you support nuclear energy ?

Wed, 18 Apr 2012 22:15:18 -0700

Do you support nuclear energy ?

Yep

Answer to Would you be friends with a devout follower of Ayn Rand?

Wed, 18 Apr 2012 22:13:49 -0700

Would you be friends with a devout follower of Ayn Rand?

That would not be a major factor in the decision

Answer to How many people could you kill?

Wed, 18 Apr 2012 05:53:24 -0700

How many people could you kill?

Why?

Answer to Who is your favorite German?

Wed, 18 Apr 2012 05:51:05 -0700

Who is your favorite German?

Anna

Answer to What is the most valuable qualification one can earn?

Tue, 17 Apr 2012 22:19:41 -0700

What is the most valuable qualification one can earn?

Being able to look in the mirror on the last day of your life

Answer to Will "texting" turn the young generation into bad spellers with no social skills?

Fri, 13 Apr 2012 00:41:22 -0700

Will "texting" turn the young generation into bad spellers with no social skills?

It's certainly a contributing factor, but not the only cause.

Answer to Do Native Americans receive too many special priveleges?

Thu, 12 Apr 2012 00:06:55 -0700

Do Native Americans receive too many special priveleges?

Ask a Native American...

Answer to Which girl is prettier/more attractive?

Wed, 11 Apr 2012 14:40:09 -0700

Which girl is prettier/more attractive?

Why?

Answer to What if the end of the world is near?

Wed, 11 Apr 2012 14:37:23 -0700

What if the end of the world is near?

Then we might fall off the edge...

Answer to Would you sit next to a woman with Large boob implants on a long flight? Why/why not?

Wed, 11 Apr 2012 05:13:30 -0700

Would you sit next to a woman with Large boob implants on a long flight? Why/why not?

Not a factor

Answer to Do you remember what it is like to write with a pen in your hand? =)

Fri, 06 Apr 2012 14:03:00 -0700

Do you remember what it is like to write with a pen in your hand? =)

Yep, I often still do ;-)

Answer to Do you ever feel guilt for eating meat? If so, why?

Fri, 06 Apr 2012 14:00:34 -0700

Do you ever feel guilt for eating meat? If so, why?

Answer to Do you ever feel guilt for eating meat? If so, why?

Fri, 06 Apr 2012 14:00:32 -0700

Do you ever feel guilt for eating meat? If so, why?

Nope, not at all ;-)

Answer to What would you do if a kid at your school keeps calling you fatso?

Thu, 05 Apr 2012 22:18:20 -0700

What would you do if a kid at your school keeps calling you fatso?

Tell him he needs glasses...

Answer to Does your Sharona have the knack?

Thu, 05 Apr 2012 22:14:07 -0700

Does your Sharona have the knack?

Always ;-)

Answer to Rate my Computer Specs

Thu, 05 Apr 2012 21:07:01 -0700

Rate my Computer Specs

Orange

Answer to What's the best way to kill myself without damaging my lungs?

Thu, 05 Apr 2012 20:39:40 -0700

What's the best way to kill myself without damaging my lungs?

Old age

Answer to Have you noticed anything strange?

Thu, 05 Apr 2012 20:38:55 -0700

Have you noticed anything strange?

Not since I've been married...

Answer to Why do men expect their girlfriends or wives to make THEM the MOST important person in their lives?

Thu, 05 Apr 2012 20:35:09 -0700

Why do men expect their girlfriends or wives to make THEM the MOST important person in their lives?

Thank you, drive through...

Answer to Saints coach Greg Williams caught on tape urging players to injure 49ers players. How should they be punished?

Thu, 05 Apr 2012 18:08:28 -0700

Saints coach Greg Williams caught on tape urging players to injure 49ers players. How should they be punished?

He has admitted to his role and received his sentence. As for the recording, he didn't say anything that's can't be heard any any locker room on any given week. Typical media hype at this point.

Answer to Is a husband right to be mad if his wife loves her parents more than him & will save them in emergencies?

Tue, 03 Apr 2012 21:48:14 -0700

Is a husband right to be mad if his wife loves her parents more than him & will save them in emergencies?

Long questions get short answers - it's over.

Answer to What do you think of building 2 reactors in the beautiful green river area, endangering all water sources SW of it?

Tue, 03 Apr 2012 21:45:02 -0700

What do you think of building 2 reactors in the beautiful green river area, endangering all water sources SW of it?

Rock on

Answer to if you pay 125 quarter pound weed and sold it in nickle bags how much would you make?

Thu, 22 Mar 2012 23:09:16 -0700

if you pay 125 quarter pound weed and sold it in nickle bags how much would you make?

Math and weed are pretty much mutually exclusive...

Answer to Do you think that the word flyover used as a road is a misnomer?

Mon, 05 Mar 2012 22:44:37 -0800

Do you think that the word flyover used as a road is a misnomer?

We call it an overpass around here ;-)