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Answer to how can i get the smell out of my shoes and off my feet

Wed, 13 Apr 2011 15:34:00 -0700

how can i get the smell out of my shoes and off my feet

amputate your nostrils

Answer to What's the most exotic animal you've seen in real life?

Mon, 21 Mar 2011 10:02:02 -0700

What's the most exotic animal you've seen in real life?

a human being

Answer to If you had the choice between a black president or a communist president which one would you chose?

Thu, 17 Mar 2011 18:52:46 -0700

If you had the choice between a black president or a communist president which one would you chose?

A black, communist, homosexual, crossdressing, physically and mentally handicapped president terminally ill with a very virulent strain of the bubonic plague.

Answer to What causes itchy butts?

Thu, 17 Mar 2011 18:50:57 -0700

What causes itchy butts?

itchy fingers

Answer to Is heaven a hierarchical place?

Thu, 17 Mar 2011 18:50:24 -0700

Is heaven a hierarchical place?

No. There are no places which are in themselves both hierarchial and heaven.

Answer to Can a 16 year old girl date a 22 year old guy?

Thu, 17 Mar 2011 18:47:20 -0700

Can a 16 year old girl date a 22 year old guy?

statistics don't lie my friend

Answer to Have you ever had a back-and-forth with another ABer and realized that you know him/her?

Thu, 17 Mar 2011 18:46:49 -0700

Have you ever had a back-and-forth with another ABer and realized that you know him/her?

Michael? is that you bro?

Answer to Give me a challenge!

Thu, 17 Mar 2011 18:45:45 -0700

Give me a challenge!

become omnipotent, omniscient and immortal... oh, and you have 14 hours.

Answer to I'm really bad at talking to people in groups.

Thu, 17 Mar 2011 18:44:36 -0700

I'm really bad at talking to people in groups.

when you talk.. look everyone in the eye.. in turn

Answer to Will Kanye West be remembered as our generation's Mozart?

Thu, 17 Mar 2011 18:40:02 -0700

Will Kanye West be remembered as our generation's Mozart?

only if Saliere rises from the dead and murders him

Answer to Men what you do if you had a females body and gender

Thu, 17 Mar 2011 18:35:59 -0700

Men what you do if you had a females body and gender

i'd give it a nickname

Answer to What do guys love about red lipstick?

Thu, 17 Mar 2011 18:35:27 -0700

What do guys love about red lipstick?

it's a perfect accessory utilized in the art of cross-dressing to make the change be perceived as even more believable

Answer to does anyone else have a legit reason for hating wal-mart?

Thu, 17 Mar 2011 18:33:39 -0700

does anyone else have a legit reason for hating wal-mart?

Yeah, the columbine perpetrators purchased ammunition from one of its stories beofore carrying out the bloodbath

Answer to Has there ever been a story about you in the newspaper?

Thu, 17 Mar 2011 18:29:21 -0700

Has there ever been a story about you in the newspaper?

I'm so famous, there's been a story in ME about a newspaper

Answer to if i was in your room right now what would you do?

Thu, 17 Mar 2011 18:24:33 -0700

if i was in your room right now what would you do?

Answer to What am I Supposed to do if I believe there is a Demon in my house?

Thu, 17 Mar 2011 18:21:14 -0700

What am I Supposed to do if I believe there is a Demon in my house?

The demon isn't inside your house- the demon is inside your HEAD... and he's telling you that he's inside your house.

Answer to Have you ever saved a life, or at least rushed in to apply first aid?

Thu, 17 Mar 2011 18:17:44 -0700

Have you ever saved a life, or at least rushed in to apply first aid?

I almost died saving someone's life but before i passed out i managed to apply first aid to revive myself

Answer to When you close your eyes and think of the world, what do you see?

Thu, 17 Mar 2011 18:15:56 -0700

When you close your eyes and think of the world, what do you see?

my oversized fist pusing clean through a giant, useless, oversized sphere populated by the equally useless, stupid and self-destructive human race

Answer to Do you think rappers read dictionaries so they can freestyle better?

Thu, 17 Mar 2011 18:13:46 -0700

Do you think rappers read dictionaries so they can freestyle better?

No, if they did, they'd be intelligent and none of them want that because no one like to hear intellectual rap so the industry would eventually end up going bankrupt as less people would tune and they would have to pursue different occupations as a result.

Answer to im having trouble gaining weight

Thu, 17 Mar 2011 18:11:52 -0700

im having trouble gaining weight

healthy and beneficial daily schedule, chocolate milk, protein shakes, exercise, exercise, exercise, exercise

Answer to Have you ever killed someone?

Thu, 17 Mar 2011 18:09:47 -0700

Have you ever killed someone?

Yes, by becoming "enlightenened" i have, in a way, killed myself- that is my mind and my "self". I'm still alive and i still exist but without a mind or self- in a way i'm the exact opposite of an "undead": i was born and then many years later, i ended up killing everything which I thought was...

Answer to What is something you hated as a child, but you enjoy now?

Tue, 15 Mar 2011 17:06:26 -0700

What is something you hated as a child, but you enjoy now?

sex

Answer to If cycling is so much fun why do cyclists all look miserable?

Tue, 15 Mar 2011 17:04:44 -0700

If cycling is so much fun why do cyclists all look miserable?

because they can't run the cars off the road.

Answer to Would you be willing to have horrible nightmares every night for a year if you would be rewarded with extraordinary wealth?

Mon, 07 Mar 2011 16:08:49 -0800

Would you be willing to have horrible nightmares every night for a year if you would be rewarded with extraordinary wealth?

Yeah, but i'd want to be lucid ;p

Answer to iam ready to die today and iam tired of tryin and getting nowhere. i am going to hang my self i was wondering if a phone cord would work?

Mon, 07 Mar 2011 08:28:45 -0800

iam ready to die today and iam tired of tryin and getting nowhere. i am going to hang my self i was wondering if a phone cord would work?

As Charlie Sheen said, "Dying's for fools"

Answer to How to pick up a girl if you are a girl?

Sun, 27 Feb 2011 19:27:59 -0800

How to pick up a girl if you are a girl?

It doesn't work that way. you have to be gay first.

Answer to Is television getting worse?

Sun, 27 Feb 2011 11:51:57 -0800

Is television getting worse?

No, if it got any worse it would be taken off the air

Answer to Do you freak out when a person you hardly know starts to care about you?

Sat, 26 Feb 2011 20:39:16 -0800

Do you freak out when a person you hardly know starts to care about you?

No, i just urinate silently and peacefully on their cheek.

Answer to if an arrow needs an archer, because that arrow in unintelligent, surely our planet needs a designer as it too is unintelligent. agree?

Sat, 26 Feb 2011 20:35:31 -0800

if an arrow needs an archer, because that arrow in unintelligent, surely our planet needs a designer as it too is unintelligent. agree?

Our planet doesn't need a designer beacuse it's unintelligent. WE need a designer because WE'RE unintelligent.

Answer to What would you do if you found out you were a Super Saiyan?

Sat, 26 Feb 2011 20:34:12 -0800

What would you do if you found out you were a Super Saiyan?

I'd start to question the veracity of my human lineage.

Answer to Why do you believe in God?

Sat, 26 Feb 2011 20:32:22 -0800

Why do you believe in God?

There's no God. Only my fist of fury upon the world.

Answer to Is it possible to fall in love over a video game?

Sat, 26 Feb 2011 20:30:17 -0800

Is it possible to fall in love over a video game?

If both of you lock eyes during the moment that you or her/him, controlling Mario, make him save Peach then why not..

Answer to Do you think rape is on the rise because of the clothing young girls are wearing?

Sat, 26 Feb 2011 20:25:59 -0800

Do you think rape is on the rise because of the clothing young girls are wearing?

It's on the rise because of certain places on their bodies not being covered up the clothing that should be there

Answer to what comes to your mind when i say american government?

Sat, 26 Feb 2011 20:23:51 -0800

what comes to your mind when i say american government?

Uncle Sam born high on crack

Answer to My children ages 7-10 eat their meals slowly. How can I make them eat faster?

Sat, 26 Feb 2011 20:21:06 -0800

My children ages 7-10 eat their meals slowly. How can I make them eat faster?

Take a fistful of food and forcefully, but gently, ease it down their throats

Answer to Knock knock. Who's there? Ken. Ken who?

Sat, 26 Feb 2011 20:10:02 -0800

Knock knock. Who's there? Ken. Ken who?

Ken you do the Ken Ken?

Answer to what comes to your mind when i say takeaway's?

Sat, 26 Feb 2011 20:09:09 -0800

what comes to your mind when i say takeaway's?

Arby's

Answer to How do you reinforce the realism of your existence?

Sat, 26 Feb 2011 20:07:14 -0800

How do you reinforce the realism of your existence?

I cut myself to feel pain.

Answer to What is your reason for being a vegetarian?

Fri, 25 Feb 2011 17:03:57 -0800

What is your reason for being a vegetarian?

got tired of consuming human flesh.

Answer to What do you do when sombody hits you for no reason?

Fri, 25 Feb 2011 16:43:04 -0800

What do you do when sombody hits you for no reason?

Throw them into a wind turbine. A nice and bloody resolution :)

Answer to Do you think Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan should get married and both exile to a distant uncharted island,,,,

Fri, 25 Feb 2011 16:39:37 -0800

Do you think Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan should get married and both exile to a distant uncharted island,,,,

No, cause then they will inbreed and their offspring will be of less vigour than those that have to be via normal heterozygotic cross, leading to inbreeding depression.

Answer to Is anyone else having a sh*tty day today?

Fri, 25 Feb 2011 16:32:41 -0800

Is anyone else having a sh*tty day today?

I've defecated 3 times already

Answer to Has there ever been a more reliable or trustworthy news source than fox?I'm trying to name some.

Fri, 25 Feb 2011 16:31:20 -0800

Has there ever been a more reliable or trustworthy news source than fox?I'm trying to name some.

Yeah, but only like about every other news station (cnn excluded)

Answer to Do you consider yourself as a vegan, vegetarian, omnivore or carnivore?

Fri, 25 Feb 2011 16:25:48 -0800

Do you consider yourself as a vegan, vegetarian, omnivore or carnivore?

no human being can be a carnivore these days.

Answer to is china a threat to us yes or no?

Fri, 25 Feb 2011 16:24:43 -0800

is china a threat to us yes or no?

only if you break it and the glass gets in your eye.

Answer to My stepdad cheated on my mom and I dont know what to do!!!!

Fri, 25 Feb 2011 16:23:32 -0800

My stepdad cheated on my mom and I dont know what to do!!!!

cheat on him. see how he feels being the victim.

Answer to What do you think are the most significant differences between men and women?

Fri, 25 Feb 2011 16:20:46 -0800

What do you think are the most significant differences between men and women?

men are male, women- female

Answer to What type of plane do dogs fly?

Fri, 25 Feb 2011 16:13:49 -0800

What type of plane do dogs fly?

A Roering 747

Answer to I'm thinking about a 2nd career in science. Money not an issue. What field/ career in science would you recommend? (Something interesting)

Fri, 25 Feb 2011 16:10:39 -0800

I'm thinking about a 2nd career in science. Money not an issue. What field/ career in science would you recommend? (Something interesting)

sexology

Answer to Was Charlie Sheen acting or just playing himself on Two And A Half Men? A very funny show indeed.

Fri, 25 Feb 2011 16:05:17 -0800

Was Charlie Sheen acting or just playing himself on Two And A Half Men? A very funny show indeed.

Charlie Sheen failed at accurately portraying himself on the show. He usually came out way too sophisticated.

Answer to Why do people have to get drunk in order to have fun?

Fri, 25 Feb 2011 16:03:06 -0800

Why do people have to get drunk in order to have fun?

They don't HAVE to but they do it anyway

Answer to What's the best come back when somone makes fun of your mom?

Fri, 25 Feb 2011 15:58:34 -0800

What's the best come back when somone makes fun of your mom?

"My mom may be stupid but at least i get to do yours all the time"

Answer to Are there any stereotypes that are actually true or are they all bulls**t?

Fri, 25 Feb 2011 15:57:07 -0800

Are there any stereotypes that are actually true or are they all bulls**t?

Stereoptypes that are true aren't stereotypes in the first place

Answer to i have a fat friend what should i do?

Fri, 25 Feb 2011 15:54:53 -0800

i have a fat friend what should i do?

Suck her fat out with a straw

Answer to stop me doing________in your bathroom!

Fri, 25 Feb 2011 15:50:33 -0800

stop me doing________in your bathroom!

cat piss

Answer to wat was/is the craziest thing that has ever happened in your life?

Fri, 25 Feb 2011 15:45:24 -0800

wat was/is the craziest thing that has ever happened in your life?

being born

Answer to chicks with mohawks, hot or not?

Fri, 25 Feb 2011 15:44:02 -0800

chicks with mohawks, hot or not?

only if you cook the damn bird properly

Answer to if you were a character on south park who would you be?

Fri, 25 Feb 2011 15:42:42 -0800

if you were a character on south park who would you be?

Kenny's corpse being consumed by rats and vermin of all sorts

Answer to i wonder if Obama will get re elected in 2012?

Fri, 25 Feb 2011 15:41:47 -0800

i wonder if Obama will get re elected in 2012?

Who cares. the world will end

Answer to Is self-improvement selfish or selfless?

Fri, 25 Feb 2011 15:17:10 -0800

Is self-improvement selfish or selfless?

It's SELFish because it's SELF- improvement. DUh.

Answer to If a man considered to be a womanizer has a specific characteristic that makes him so, what would a woman whom has the same characteristics be called? A manizer?

Fri, 25 Feb 2011 15:15:54 -0800

If a man considered to be a womanizer has a specific characteristic that makes him so, what would a woman whom has the same characteristics be called? A manizer?

nymphomaniacs, whores, take your pick

Answer to How do I become anorexic thin? I need to know some tricks to keep me on track.

Fri, 25 Feb 2011 15:11:37 -0800

How do I become anorexic thin? I need to know some tricks to keep me on track.

just put a bullet in your head- it's easier that way

Answer to Is retirement for you? or do you plan on working till the end?

Fri, 25 Dec 2009 10:26:48 -0800

Is retirement for you? or do you plan on working till the end?

the nearest i'll come will probably be semi-retirement

Answer to A guy I know said I was 'one of the dudes' (I'm female). What does that say about me?

Sat, 19 Dec 2009 20:14:11 -0800

A guy I know said I was 'one of the dudes' (I'm female). What does that say about me?

it means you get along well with guys.. which makes it easier for them to sleep with you

Answer to Does this new site suck or what?

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 19:20:20 -0800

Does this new site suck or what?

Well it's not an easy question.. but i'll say what

Answer to Does the new answerbag format allow the asker to to edit their question after it's already been posted? If so, how?

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 19:54:45 -0800

Does the new answerbag format allow the asker to to edit their question after it's already been posted? If so, how?

i can't find it? lol

Answer to Which source(s) would you turn to if you had pressing problem to solve? Is writing out your thoughts on a sheet of paper enough to do so?

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 19:28:59 -0800

Which source(s) would you turn to if you had pressing problem to solve? Is writing out your thoughts on a sheet of paper enough to do so?

Personal problem of worry regarding relationships and dating etc- to be specific

Answer to Is it possible to cheat without ever touching someone else?

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 17:57:00 -0800

Is it possible to cheat without ever touching someone else?

Share your answer...

Answer to why did answerbag change?

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 16:47:27 -0800

why did answerbag change?

Because i altered the space-time continuum

Answer to why did answerbag change?

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 16:47:05 -0800

why did answerbag change?

Because I altered the space-time continuum so if anything.. BLAME ME

Answer to I am 19 and I am having trouble getting a full/hard erection. I have had alot of stress lately and havent slept much, but i can't even stimulate myself manually. Whats wrong with me? Is there anything I can do>

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 22:00:42 -0800

I am 19 and I am having trouble getting a full/hard erection. I have had alot of stress lately and havent slept much, but i can't even stimulate myself manually. Whats wrong with me? Is there anything I can do>

if you look at porn- stop it. if you masturbate- stop that too.. or at the least, minimize the amount of time spend on both (or one) of those activities.

Answer to Does your handwriting reveal anything about you?

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 18:54:53 -0800

Does your handwriting reveal anything about you?

assuming that the reader is literate, it reveals that i am versed in the english language

Answer to Would any of you continue to pursue someone if you found out they were already in a relationship?

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 18:48:03 -0800

Would any of you continue to pursue someone if you found out they were already in a relationship?

Yes, but then it wouldn't really be pursuing- it'd just be me incapacitating their S/O with a single well-placed elbow to one of the eyeballs

Answer to Me + you =_________?

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 18:43:02 -0800

Me + you =_________?

Syntax ERROR

Answer to What's one thing that's always in your refrigerator?

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 18:41:37 -0800

What's one thing that's always in your refrigerator?

dihydrogen monoxide

Answer to Do you think you are good looking?

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 18:40:20 -0800

Do you think you are good looking?

I am a transparent, non-physical entity from an alternate dimension

Answer to What's the point of maping your mind when your are insane?

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 17:51:31 -0800

What's the point of maping your mind when your are insane?

so that you know which path to take in order to get back to the exact point you started out from

Answer to What would you give obese people for dessert?

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 11:28:39 -0800

What would you give obese people for dessert?

A fist covered with chocolate frosting- easier to go down

Answer to I really need to replace my _______ soon before it quits working?

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 21:10:11 -0800

I really need to replace my _______ soon before it quits working?

duodenum

Answer to What would you do if an armed robber walked into a shop you were managing?

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 21:09:18 -0800

What would you do if an armed robber walked into a shop you were managing?

I'd start a conversation with them and go on to point to my own arms inferring a conspicuous aspect of similarity between the two of us, thereby eventually building sufficient rapport with them which would eventually allow me to join that individual with arms in robbing banks and eating...

Answer to What are the responsibility of a husband to wife?

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 21:05:03 -0800

What are the responsibility of a husband to wife?

to impregnate her with 151 children and send off each child to a different country to live with extremely distnant relatives thereby upholding global diversity

Answer to How do I open a portal to hell?

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 21:01:54 -0800

How do I open a portal to hell?

You must go blind. To do that, you need to stare at your reflection in the mirror for a full 30 seconds and subsequently realize how hideous you are. If you don't have a mirror you need to purchase it at your local glass and appliances store. If you don't have enough money to purchase...

Answer to Atheists-do you know every theist has also been a theist initially? Its Gods gift to him now-would you love to receive it also?

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 20:51:42 -0800

Atheists-do you know every theist has also been a theist initially? Its Gods gift to him now-would you love to receive it also?

the truth on the matter is.. take 'a' from 'atheist' and separate it from the rest of the word

Answer to Would you if convicted of murder Hang in public?

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 20:40:43 -0800

Would you if convicted of murder Hang in public?

Would I?? It's my part-time job to hang random folks. (Yes, along with committing other forms of murder)

Answer to Name one Black comedian

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 14:57:06 -0800

Name one Black comedian

Jack Black

Answer to My ex wife let our 14 year old daughter get a tattoo what can i do?

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 12:50:00 -0800

My ex wife let our 14 year old daughter get a tattoo what can i do?

follow suit

Answer to Name one Mythical creature

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 12:20:09 -0800

Name one Mythical creature

Hitler

Answer to In your opinion, what is the best American State and why?

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 12:19:40 -0800

In your opinion, what is the best American State and why?

you've just committed a grammatical fallacy- you used the word 'best' and 'American' in the same sentence

Answer to Who or what is the biggest power drain of your mental resources?

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 12:17:12 -0800

Who or what is the biggest power drain of your mental resources?

my mental resources are boundless

Answer to Does the Bible really contain all the answers to life's questions?

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 13:08:42 -0800

Does the Bible really contain all the answers to life's questions?

The Bible was written by people and people's judgements are often faulty and there's a bunch of knowledge which hasn't been uncovered yet (as can be attested by constant new discoveries). If it really contained the answers to all of life's questions, people would've...

Answer to Who or what do you most associate with Christmas?

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 12:16:42 -0800

Who or what do you most associate with Christmas?

the anti-christ

Answer to How do you get horrible images out of your head?

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 12:15:45 -0800

How do you get horrible images out of your head?

slide your slender, dainty fingers through your nostrils until you touch something soft and spongy- that's your brain..Now...start digging..

Answer to Which Color Describes you the best?

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 12:13:17 -0800

Which Color Describes you the best?

Such a colour has yet to be discovered

Answer to What you do to attract others towards you ......?

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 12:08:21 -0800

What you do to attract others towards you ......?

I exist. In my case, that's sufficient

Answer to _______when I was 14.

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 12:06:30 -0800

_______when I was 14.

I was 14

Answer to What makes a man hit another man?

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 10:54:52 -0800

What makes a man hit another man?

displeasure brought about via the acquisition of the knowledge that the latter of the two cheated on the former with the half-brother of the former

Answer to How many licks does it take to get to ______?

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 09:53:48 -0800

How many licks does it take to get to ______?

the loss of your ability to pee

Answer to Are you sad for atheists?

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 09:46:33 -0800

Are you sad for atheists?

Yes, because little do they know, God actually exists 'roll eyes'

Answer to How do you react to rejection?

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 09:45:19 -0800

How do you react to rejection?

1 punch KO

Answer to What is one word to explain the opposite sex?

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 09:37:34 -0800

What is one word to explain the opposite sex?

umm...stuff