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how can i get the smell out of my shoes and off my feet
amputate your nostrils
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What's the most exotic animal you've seen in real life?
a human being
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If you had the choice between a black president or a communist president which one would you chose?
A black, communist, homosexual, crossdressing, physically and mentally handicapped president terminally ill with a very virulent strain of the bubonic plague.
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What causes itchy butts?
itchy fingers
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Is heaven a hierarchical place?
No. There are no places which are in themselves both hierarchial and heaven.
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Can a 16 year old girl date a 22 year old guy?
statistics don't lie my friend
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Have you ever had a back-and-forth with another ABer and realized that you know him/her?
Michael? is that you bro?
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Give me a challenge!
become omnipotent, omniscient and immortal...
oh, and you have 14 hours.
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I'm really bad at talking to people in groups.
when you talk.. look everyone in the eye.. in turn
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Will Kanye West be remembered as our generation's Mozart?
only if Saliere rises from the dead and murders him
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Men what you do if you had a females body and gender
i'd give it a nickname
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What do guys love about red lipstick?
it's a perfect accessory utilized in the art of cross-dressing to make the change be perceived as even more believable
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does anyone else have a legit reason for hating wal-mart?
Yeah, the columbine perpetrators purchased ammunition from one of its stories beofore carrying out the bloodbath
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Has there ever been a story about you in the newspaper?
I'm so famous, there's been a story in ME about a newspaper
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if i was in your room right now what would you do?
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What am I Supposed to do if I believe there is a Demon in my house?
The demon isn't inside your house- the demon is inside your HEAD... and he's telling you that he's inside your house.
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Have you ever saved a life, or at least rushed in to apply first aid?
I almost died saving someone's life but before i passed out i managed to apply first aid to revive myself
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When you close your eyes and think of the world, what do you see?
my oversized fist pusing clean through a giant, useless, oversized sphere populated by the equally useless, stupid and self-destructive human race
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Do you think rappers read dictionaries so they can freestyle better?
No, if they did, they'd be intelligent and none of them want that because no one like to hear intellectual rap so the industry would eventually end up going bankrupt as less people would tune and they would have to pursue different occupations as a result.
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im having trouble gaining weight
healthy and beneficial daily schedule, chocolate milk, protein shakes, exercise, exercise, exercise, exercise
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Have you ever killed someone?
Yes, by becoming "enlightenened" i have, in a way, killed myself- that is my mind and my "self". I'm still alive and i still exist but without a mind or self- in a way i'm the exact opposite of an "undead": i was born and then many years later, i ended up killing everything which I thought was me, and so "I" still remains without mind or self
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What is something you hated as a child, but you enjoy now?
sex
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If cycling is so much fun why do cyclists all look miserable?
because they can't run the cars off the road.
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Would you be willing to have horrible nightmares every night for a year if you would be rewarded with extraordinary wealth?
Yeah, but i'd want to be lucid ;p
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iam ready to die today and iam tired of tryin and getting nowhere. i am going to hang my self i was wondering if a phone cord would work?
As Charlie Sheen said, "Dying's for fools"
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How to pick up a girl if you are a girl?
It doesn't work that way. you have to be gay first.
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Is television getting worse?
No, if it got any worse it would be taken off the air
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Do you freak out when a person you hardly know starts to care about you?
No, i just urinate silently and peacefully on their cheek.
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if an arrow needs an archer, because that arrow in unintelligent, surely our planet needs a designer as it too is unintelligent. agree?
Our planet doesn't need a designer beacuse it's unintelligent. WE need a designer because WE'RE unintelligent.
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What would you do if you found out you were a Super Saiyan?
I'd start to question the veracity of my human lineage.
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Why do you believe in God?
There's no God. Only my fist of fury upon the world.
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Is it possible to fall in love over a video game?
If both of you lock eyes during the moment that you or her/him, controlling Mario, make him save Peach then why not..
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Do you think rape is on the rise because of the clothing young girls are wearing?
It's on the rise because of certain places on their bodies not being covered up the clothing that should be there
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what comes to your mind when i say american government?
Uncle Sam born high on crack
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My children ages 7-10 eat their meals slowly. How can I make them eat faster?
Take a fistful of food and forcefully, but gently, ease it down their throats
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Knock knock. Who's there? Ken. Ken who?
Ken you do the Ken Ken?
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what comes to your mind when i say takeaway's?
Arby's
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How do you reinforce the realism of your existence?
I cut myself to feel pain.
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What is your reason for being a vegetarian?
got tired of consuming human flesh.
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What do you do when sombody hits you for no reason?
Throw them into a wind turbine. A nice and bloody resolution :)
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Do you think Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan should get married and both exile to a distant uncharted island,,,,
No, cause then they will inbreed and their offspring will be of less vigour than those that have to be via normal heterozygotic cross, leading to inbreeding depression.
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Is anyone else having a sh*tty day today?
I've defecated 3 times already
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Has there ever been a more reliable or trustworthy news source than fox?I'm trying to name some.
Yeah, but only like about every other news station (cnn excluded)
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Do you consider yourself as a vegan, vegetarian, omnivore or carnivore?
no human being can be a carnivore these days.
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is china a threat to us yes or no?
only if you break it and the glass gets in your eye.
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My stepdad cheated on my mom and I dont know what to do!!!!
cheat on him. see how he feels being the victim.
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What do you think are the most significant differences between men and women?
men are male, women- female
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What type of plane do dogs fly?
A Roering 747
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I'm thinking about a 2nd career in science. Money not an issue. What field/ career in science would you recommend? (Something interesting)
sexology
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Was Charlie Sheen acting or just playing himself on Two And A Half Men? A very funny show indeed.
Charlie Sheen failed at accurately portraying himself on the show. He usually came out way too sophisticated.
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Why do people have to get drunk in order to have fun?
They don't HAVE to but they do it anyway
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What's the best come back when somone makes fun of your mom?
"My mom may be stupid but at least i get to do yours all the time"
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Are there any stereotypes that are actually true or are they all bulls**t?
Stereoptypes that are true aren't stereotypes in the first place
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i have a fat friend what should i do?
Suck her fat out with a straw
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stop me doing________in your bathroom!
cat piss
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wat was/is the craziest thing that has ever happened in your life?
being born
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chicks with mohawks, hot or not?
only if you cook the damn bird properly
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if you were a character on south park who would you be?
Kenny's corpse being consumed by rats and vermin of all sorts
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i wonder if Obama will get re elected in 2012?
Who cares. the world will end
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Is self-improvement selfish or selfless?
It's SELFish because it's SELF- improvement. DUh.
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If a man considered to be a womanizer has a specific characteristic that makes him so, what would a woman whom has the same characteristics be called? A manizer?
nymphomaniacs, whores, take your pick
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How do I become anorexic thin? I need to know some tricks to keep me on track.
just put a bullet in your head- it's easier that way
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Is retirement for you? or do you plan on working till the end?
the nearest i'll come will probably be semi-retirement
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A guy I know said I was 'one of the dudes' (I'm female). What does that say about me?
it means you get along well with guys.. which makes it easier for them to sleep with you
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Does this new site suck or what?
Well it's not an easy question.. but i'll say what
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Does the new answerbag format allow the asker to to edit their question after it's already been posted? If so, how?
i can't find it? lol
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Which source(s) would you turn to if you had pressing problem to solve? Is writing out your thoughts on a sheet of paper enough to do so?
Personal problem of worry regarding relationships and dating etc- to be specific
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Is it possible to cheat without ever touching someone else?
Share your answer...
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why did answerbag change?
Because i altered the space-time continuum
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why did answerbag change?
Because I altered the space-time continuum so if anything.. BLAME ME
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I am 19 and I am having trouble getting a full/hard erection. I have had alot of stress lately and havent slept much, but i can't even stimulate myself manually. Whats wrong with me? Is there anything I can do>
if you look at porn- stop it. if you masturbate- stop that too.. or at the least, minimize the amount of time spend on both (or one) of those activities.
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Does your handwriting reveal anything about you?
assuming that the reader is literate, it reveals that i am versed in the english language
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Would any of you continue to pursue someone if you found out they were already in a relationship?
Yes, but then it wouldn't really be pursuing- it'd just be me incapacitating their S/O with a single well-placed elbow to one of the eyeballs
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Me + you =_________?
Syntax ERROR
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What's one thing that's always in your refrigerator?
dihydrogen monoxide
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Do you think you are good looking?
I am a transparent, non-physical entity from an alternate dimension
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What's the point of maping your mind when your are insane?
so that you know which path to take in order to get back to the exact point you started out from
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What would you give obese people for dessert?
A fist covered with chocolate frosting- easier to go down
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I really need to replace my _______ soon before it quits working?
duodenum
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What would you do if an armed robber walked into a shop you were managing?
I'd start a conversation with them and go on to point to my own arms inferring a conspicuous aspect of similarity between the two of us, thereby eventually building sufficient rapport with them which would eventually allow me to join that individual with arms in robbing banks and eating children
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What are the responsibility of a husband to wife?
to impregnate her with 151 children and send off each child to a different country to live with extremely distnant relatives thereby upholding global diversity
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How do I open a portal to hell?
You must go blind. To do that, you need to stare at your reflection in the mirror for a full 30 seconds and subsequently realize how hideous you are. If you don't have a mirror you need to purchase it at your local glass and appliances store. If you don't have enough money to purchase it, you need to obtain the money- preferably by robbing a bank. To do that you need a facial facade...
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Atheists-do you know every theist has also been a theist initially? Its Gods gift to him now-would you love to receive it also?
the truth on the matter is.. take 'a' from 'atheist' and separate it from the rest of the word
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Would you if convicted of murder Hang in public?
Would I?? It's my part-time job to hang random folks. (Yes, along with committing other forms of murder)
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Name one Black comedian
Jack Black
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My ex wife let our 14 year old daughter get a tattoo what can i do?
follow suit
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Name one Mythical creature
Hitler
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In your opinion, what is the best American State and why?
you've just committed a grammatical fallacy- you used the word 'best' and 'American' in the same sentence
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Who or what is the biggest power drain of your mental resources?
my mental resources are boundless
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Does the Bible really contain all the answers to life's questions?
The Bible was written by people and people's judgements are often faulty and there's a bunch of knowledge which hasn't been uncovered yet (as can be attested by constant new discoveries). If it really contained the answers to all of life's questions, people would've stopped asking newer and newer questions and regurgitate past questions ages ago (due to the obvious lack...
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Who or what do you most associate with Christmas?
the anti-christ
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How do you get horrible images out of your head?
slide your slender, dainty fingers through your nostrils until you touch something soft and spongy- that's your brain..Now...start digging..
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Which Color Describes you the best?
Such a colour has yet to be discovered
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What you do to attract others towards you ......?
I exist. In my case, that's sufficient
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_______when I was 14.
I was 14
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What makes a man hit another man?
displeasure brought about via the acquisition of the knowledge that the latter of the two cheated on the former with the half-brother of the former
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How many licks does it take to get to ______?
the loss of your ability to pee
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Are you sad for atheists?
Yes, because little do they know, God actually exists 'roll eyes'
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How do you react to rejection?
1 punch KO
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What is one word to explain the opposite sex?
umm...stuff
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Ever had a crush on a member of the same sex?
Never. But i did actually CRUSH.. a member of the same sex..oh boy that takes me back
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When was the last time you hugged your mom or dad?
when i was born.. really i had no other choice- the damn doctor thrus me into their arms like i was some fucking long-lost amethyst ring or something
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What will happen if there is no love left in your heart?
my heart will become unoccupied and officially become a free organ
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Do you like to make waves or do you prefer a calm and peaceful sea?
whatever suits my mood- if i'm happy i let things live. if i'm not i destroy galaxies and alter the atmosphere on distant planets
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What can not be never mended after it's broken?
sense of reality
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Have you ever had to deal with verbal abuse in your life?
i counteract it with physical violence.. one that often causes serious injury or death
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Fill-in: The one thing I really want is__________.
soul. yours
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Can you put your heels against the wall and bend over and touch your toes?
i lost my toes in a basketweaving incident
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If you like it you should _____ ? ( use as many words as needed)
do it. stick that phallus in there
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What one thing are you most thankful for today?
passing that last kidney stone.
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How come the 2 tall towers I saw in pictures of downtown New York City weren't there when I went last year?
good sir, please find me a crowbar so i can knock you out back into the coma from which you've just seemed to wake from
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If you could have an extra body part, what would it be and why?
an extra pancreas to rip out of my chest an throw at unwary challengers
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Everything goes better with...?
a loaded shotgun
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What 's one thing, One Thing, that will "always" turn you on?
my personal on/off switch installed along with my main processor and circuitry located 2 centimetres above the side of my left nostril
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If you saw someone shoplifting, what would you do?
I'd tell them to Put THAT SHOP DOWN NOW!!!!
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Which animal would you least like to turn up to a picnic?
an airborne, 3-headed komodo dragon who feasts on human tongue and shoots water out of his armpits
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All we are saying is give _________ a chance?
metamphetamine
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(Besides sex), What is something you enjoy doing with your partner?
imagining what it would be like to have a 10some
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Are you afraid of flying?
Not at all. My giant, condor-like wings are perfectly able to keep me airborne for long periods of time and are often able to overcome wind resistance (no matter how strong and if i'm flying against the wind (to my nest high up in the mountains to feed my chicks))
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How do you know he/she is the one?
he/she starred in the movie
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Are you the centre of attention?
I'm the centre of everything- not just attention
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What was the last naughty thing you did? come on, own up!
i tricked my own mother into giving birth to me
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What goes best with meatballs?
ketchupsquares
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What are you most crazy for?
I have nothing to be crazy for due to my satisfying of the criteria for BEING crazy
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True or False, You prefer brunettes instead of blondes?
i prefer some hair on the head
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What seemed magical to you as a child?
The inside of my mother's womb
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Wearing anything yellow or gold today?
My smile.. and my Rolex
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Does God have a physical form?
God would be lucky to have any form whatsoever in my opinion
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Isn't believing in God the safest choice? If you dont believe and your right then you just die but if you dont believe and you die you go to hell. So isn't it a safer bet believing?
No, because anything that's ever been ascribed to God has been made up by people. There isn't a proof of heaven or hell and there isn't a proof of God and something tells me that even if God exists, he wouldn't take it so personally if someone didn't believe in his existence seeing as he hasn't done anything to show in an indisputable manner that he exists, thereby...
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Why do we dream of a White Christmas?
Because every Christimas so far has been dark and dreary
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Native Americans didn't domesticate the horse till after Europeans arrived in the Americas. Why?
the horse didn't want to live at home without having some cool kids to chill with across the block
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Do you prefer brown or blue eyes?
Red, fiery eyes like those of a small dragon
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What is the first part you wash when you are taking a shower?
my conscience
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Is there something better than sex?
binary fission- my species' main way of reproducing
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Have you ever owned a bird?
Never. But as it happened i once flew on the back of one.. across the atlantic to visit my ancestors.. 10 MILLION YEARS AGO
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Why do women NOT divorce their husbands, if their husbands cheated on them?
Because they're too busy cheating themselves
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What is the greatest thing in the world?
a good ol' blood orgy
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Who's voice makes your skin crawl?
My own voice. Every time i speak (and within the entire duration thereout) my skin, like the waves of the ocean, periodically interchanges from up to down in a sinusoidal wave-like manner. Impressive, needless to say.
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Is Bin Laden any more real than the BoogeyMan?
yes....he's my ex-roommate
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Are you buying a Christmas present for your pet?
No but i'm selling my pet for an inaminate equivalent of the same durability, price and efficiency
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How often do you wear a belt?
Well.. a 15-mile radius restraining order encompasses the wearing of a belt..to restrain..
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You're over 50...why do you avoid visiting a doctor?
Because i am one.. well whenever i play doctor at least
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How do you contract the stomach flu? Like when you throw up?
Someone jumps inside your stomach and sneezes
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Do soldiers go to hell or heaven?
Dead soldiers don't go anywhere. They stay behind to protect the living in spirit form
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What is the one thing you have to do before you die?
make sure you're not getting sufficient-enough oxygen to continue to live
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When life gives you apples, what are you going to make?
wouldn't make anything but instead just throw them back into life's little face and demand oranges.
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A person who never makes mistakes never makes __________?
it to the start of life
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Do you ever get the feeling someones there with you when no one is really there?
I always get that feeling and yet every time i know that that individual is merely my split personality
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Have you ever edited your question after it was answered to make the answers look ridiculous?
HAHAHA.. do you REALLY want give me any more ideas??
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If you have ever been heartbroken than just put your name down, you dont need to explain, just so i know im not the only one suffering
my heart's been broken so many times, the superglue that's continuously been reapplied every couple months or so up to this point to hold it together, is losing its effect and i subsequently risk becoming heartless as a result of the organ collapsing in on itself and disintegrating to nothing via the acid of my stomach
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Love is blind. Do you agree or disagree?
You can't siply agree or disagree to something that's stated in the form of a fact..so.. love is either BLIND...orrr..nnnnnnnnnnnnnnot
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IF your s/o told you it was OK to go out and have an affair ; would you?
Yes, but i'd take them with me
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Have you ever blamed someone else for something you did?
Yes, but coincidentally that someone else was myself
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What's one thing you can do, for exercise?
jump up and touch the nearest orbiting planet.. Come onn REACH THAT VENUS!
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I say vanilla you say _______________?
something or perhaps nothing
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What is the best defense in a street fight?
the best defence is the best offence. you can't lose
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DOES ANYONE THINK THAT WHEN YOU DIE YOU CAN COME BACK TO LIFE AS SOMEONE ELSE...IS THAT TRUE OR NOT...
If i die, i'll make the conscious choice to come back to life as myself. (notice i didn't say WHEN i die)
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Who or what do you most associate with cowboys?
hat-. wearing. MEN
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Is horseback riding animal exploitation?
yes, just like farming and every single other practice that's been established by humans in relation to animals.. by the way i'm joking
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What's the girliest film you can think of?
Girl 2: The return of Girl
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It's getting cold! Are you using an electric blanket, electric mattress pad, or just blankets?
my skin protects me from the elements
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What's your favorite thing to put on a cracker?
cyanide
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What, in your opinion, is a "bad" candy?
one that contains sharp, pointy things inside
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I am convinced I have been cursed by a witch, what should I do?
Go to a shrink
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What's something you might find in Egypt?
sand
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Do you suck your milkshake thru a straw or just eat it with a spoon?
suck it through a spoon
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If you had a hammer, what would you do?
Have you ever reaad the poem "Maxwell's silver hammer"?..
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What can I do to make about 4 weeks go by quicker?
spend time here 24/7- that shouldn't be too hard
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What colour do you think your aura is?
ultraviolet
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Should we go to university or college to learn about new things?
this will probably be the shortest answer here.. but.. YES
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How do you like your eggs?
hatched
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Why do people hate the police when all they do is try and help?
No, they're an alright band
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The last time you used an egg, what did you use it for?
i smashed open the shell and strangled the little chick inside
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What are tale tale signs your guy is a jerk
He likes giving you showers.. inside a washing machine
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Who was the last person to lie to your face?
my guardian angel. and now.. he's dead
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In your home do you have a room that is painted red?
yes, to camouflage the blood on the walls
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If you were glasses or other prescription lenses, how old were you when you first got your glasses?
I'm not glasses so i can't answer your question
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Can i check that i have ego problem?
answer the questions "How long do i spend looking in the mirror each morning?" and "How many pairs of slippers made from the hide of the endangered white rhino do I own?"
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Should girls be forced to wear bras
No, but bras should be surgically attached to girls' chests at birth and hence globally renamed 'life bras'
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True or False, you love True or False questions?
False... i only answer them when they're the only kind of question i want to answer at some particular instance. However, since you've just read this writting of mine which constitutes an answer to your question, the answer is somewhere in between true in false since if it was 100% false, you would not have read this in the first place
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Use the death clock, when will you die?
according to the death clock i have about an 85% chance of avoding death in the next hundred years- not bad
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What is a polite way to tell someone you would not like to see them on your birthday?
Don't even hint to them that you have a day of birth in the first place so that they'll assume you've existed forever
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What should you wear while eating at a restaurant?
the conscience of the waiters serving you
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Do you pee sitting down (males)?
i don't pee. i piss
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Would you go and visit a haunted house?
i'm already haunting one so no need to go and visit another
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I see dead people, what should I do?
tell them i said 'hi'
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Should we work hard and play hard?
yes..both at the same time
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Would you rather date a virgin or someone with experience?
someone with the experience of not having had sex
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Facebook users... I just learned about all the application on Facebook. Which ones do you use? What do you recommend?
i recommend not bothering with fb in the frist place but i guess it's too late for that
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What color are your eyes and hair?
hair: very dark shade of orange
eyes: very light shade of purple
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Your parents are coming to visit you. What do you have to hide?
the evil leprechaun under the rug
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Why don't you send me an email ? :P
That's a good rhetorical question to ask
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Would you get a Michelle Obama action figure?
No, i'd just turn HER into an action figure
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I say "feed me" you say_________".
something or perhaps nothing
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Can you accept the possibility that God might just be female?
I think if an entity (we call 'God') truly exists than he/she is androgenous
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Tomorrow is my birthday, what would you buy me if money were no object (and you were my bestest friend!)?
happiness
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Do you prefer Cheetos or Fritos?
Freetos
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Should we go to a bar and drink away our sorrows?
No, we should let the bar come to us a la Soviet Russia
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What problems are most common with Halloween costumes?
The costume steals your soul and what's left of you gets fully merged into whatever you were portraying. A tricky but common setback
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Do you like the person you have turned into on AB?
Yes, i love the heartless, literal meaning- connoting and sarcastic devilish fiend that I've become. Thanks AB.
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Can dogs have hearing problems?
Yes. They can especially manifest when the creature is being barraged with uncomfortable verbal stimuli, such as that relating to scolding i.e. after another unfortunate 'accident' on the family sofa
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Did you ever have to disect anything in biology class? what did you disect?
A pig
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When should kids start school?
Prior to birth- that way they arrive into the world already possessing some of the knowledge and know-how
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Is it a good idea to wear soiled panties on a first date?
better yet- no panties at all! (you dirty girl)
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What's a worse eating habit than someone chewing with their mouth open?
simultaneous swallowing and defecation
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If you had the ability the read minds would u? Why or why not
totally. know everyone's darkest secrets and painful insecurities and all that. that'd be cool (but only to a certain point- i respect people's privacy)
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What was the first question you asked on AB? What was the first answer you gave on AB?
'Huh, how do you work this thing..?'
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Do your facial expressions really tell how you feel?
i have no face, hence i can generate no expressions
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I think we can all agree lying is wrong. But can you honestly say you have NEVER told a lie?
Yes, i've never told a lie.. (by the way what i just said wasn't the truth)
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What animal annoys you the most?
the human- uggghh
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I don't like what I have become. I don't like my life.
I feel like my life has no purpose. Why was I even born? I have destroyed my life with so many mistakes? how do I make things better
devote the rest of your life to trying to scientifically prove that time travel is possible and then perform the undo function- it should work that way
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When someone asks a personal question and you do not want to answer...what do you say?
i say: "hey look behind you!" and then run off when they do. the best way to deal with it in my opinion
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Name one tool used for cutting.
guillotine
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What would you do if you became a king or queen?
i'd use superglue to glue every other monarch into a giant (human) ball and use it to play basketball on my giant basketball court
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Go to your fireplace, check up there for hidden valuables. found anything?
No!.. i don't have a fireplace
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How do you get a puppy from biting and going potty in the house?
You exchange the live puppy for a robotic one- problem solved
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Why do some people make fun, ridicule, insult, overweight people?
Because they're jealous that they're not overweight themselves
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Are you strong-willed?
No, if iwas i'd have been off this site by now
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MEN:Is it okay if I give you a drive by pinch on the butt?
I have your car so you're not going anywhere tonight, darling
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Are you bi-curious?
No, bipedal
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Hey guys, what do you like more, short nails, or long nails for women?
Depends on what mallet you're planning to use to hammer them in later on
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My hair is ..........?
get a mirror and you'll know what adjectives to use to describe your hair
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Your evidence of 'Life after Death?
Boo!, etc. (i am the proof..)
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How do you respond when some one on AB gives you a compliment?
I tell them in order: 1. 'Thanks for the compliment' 2. 'you look pretty' 3. 'Do you want to go out tonight?'... unless it's a guy
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What comes to mind when i say "Vampire"
X Anonymous Z.eDD
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Is it hard for you to say, I'm sorry?
Well i've never had anything to be sorry for
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Have you ever swum naked in a public place?
well there was this one time when i DIDN'T..
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How many kitchen gadgets are too many?
You know it's too many when you can't walk into your kitchen without getting stabbed
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Do you notice the quiet people?
Oh i'm sure they exist
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Fill-in: If I really liked you, I guess I would consider________.
not knocking you out with this spade i currently have on my hands
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I kissed my lover is there is any wrong with me.or can i kiss her gain
wow, i can't belive someone would do such a thing 'tisk tisk'
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Is it hard to read a book holding the book upside down?
Not at all. All you have to do is break your neck and turn your head 180 degrees
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Which type bed do you prefer to SLEEP in - twin, full, queen or king?
Deity..fit for me
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Do you think zoos are inhumane?
No, i mean there are people there aren't there?
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What comes to your mind when I say FUN?
FUNeral.. sorry am i going to hell now?
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Last time when you had your blood drawn, was it for test or donation?
civilized vampirism
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How Do u know if a girls is flirting or just being nice?
Well usually girls act nice by flirting so it's a win-win scenario
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Why is marriage like a circus?
Because i assume there's a lot of ball-juggling going on?
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Do you get on roller-coasters?
I did 19 years ago and haven't gotten off since. I'm talking about life of course
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Whats the worst thing that anyone has ever said to you?
"I love you"
I couldn't force myself to do anything afterward that entire day cause i was so depressed
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Today is my 1 year anniversary with AB - does anyone want to party with me?
yeah man except 2 questions: Where are you and how many illegal substances should i bring?
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Do you know there is a 6 year old Boy flying around Colorado by himself, in a Hot air balloon?
i do now. cool!
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Do you ever eat anything that you know is not good for you?
souls
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Do you think answerbag is mostly a joke? there seems to be some really stupid questions and answers here
bhaduhhhhhhh???
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Where is the happiest place on earth?
in my bedroom, at my bed, under my mattress
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Can you name something that is always white?
lies.. with a potential extra on top
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Can ghosts or demons hurt a child in any way?
Totally!.. but for anything to have the potential to hurt you it must exist first. Since ghosts and demons fail to satisfy that criteria well..
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Does each and every person really have a Guardian Angel?
my guardian angel went to pursue another client after he demanded a higher pay which i couldn't afford so now i'm only just stuck with random angels
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What three words sum up how u feel when some 1 lies to you
They
must
die
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How often do you eat gum?
I always eat gum. Everything else i chew
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After you opened a bottle of ketchup, do you put it in the refrigerator?
no, after i open a bottle of ketchup there's nothing left (give take 15-20sec) afterward but an empty bottle
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Have you ever pretended to eat dog food in front of a dog? if so, how did the dog react?
the dog reacted by first pretending to and then in actuality, eating a whole plate of people food
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Poll: What is bigger? Your heart or your ego?
my liver
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By biblical standards, do you think your going to Heaven or to Hell?
who said i'm going anywhere?
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Should plays be banned if they show topless women?
no, they should be banned if they don't
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Are you jealous of people who look better than you do? If so why (please answer asap and honestly!) Thanks
unfortunately, since no one looks (or can look) better than me i don't have, didn't have and will never have anyone to be jealous of. the impeccable nature of my looks has been assessed and confirmed by the most highly-esteemed scientific minds of the decade
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What is God's True name?
no one knows his real name but i can tell you that his online alias is X Anonymous Z.eDD
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Revenge or letting go of the anger?
letting go of the anger via revenge
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What song reminds you of your significant other? Why?
This song called 'silence'. There's no lyrics, no melody, no rhythm and no sound at all for that matter- very appropriate
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Atheists: If God stood infront of you and showed you his power would yo believe in him them? :D
no, i'd kick his ass all the way to the lower world and continue merrily to disbelieve
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No matter where you go... what do you leave behind a trail of?
dispersed air molecules
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What attracts you most to the opposite sex?
heterosexuality
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Do you sleep with someone at night?
i don't sleep. i wait
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Is smoking and drinking alcohol really bad for health?
yes, too much drinking at least (of alcohol) is bad for your health though you can't really smoke it ;p
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Is being strange attractive?
being strange isn't but being mysterious is. 'disappears in a lightning flash'
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Do you like to take control?
i would've liked to take control every now and then had the very essence of the word not have been as deep as my own
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What is the plural form of jesus? as in more than 2 or 3?
um..jesuses? fuck, as far as humanity is currently aware, there was but one jesus and jesus is a name so this question is kinda moot
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Are you as tough as you look or act?
i'd say more say more so. much more so
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How do you fend off demons?
Stop pretending they exist
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What's the best religion?
Atheism or agnosticism: either one. Try it, it's cool
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Is life fair? Do we get what we deserve?
I'm not sure. Can't really speak for anyone else but i definately don't think i got what i deserved. The b.s. in the form of regret corresponding to too many wasted opportunities in my life has been far too much in extent and has lasted for far too much time causing unbearable suffering.
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Should you feel guilty for seeking out your own happiness?
No, as long as it doessn't come at the expense of others' happiness.
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After seeing this, what more proof do you need that there is no god?
HAHAHAHAHAAaaa holy fuckin shit i'm dying here, you gotta stop
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Do You Have Any Regrets?
way too many but i've been slowly learning to get over them
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God is a fantasy and for the weak. Do you agree? :)
God is a fantasy but not the kind of fantasy which undoubtedly can't be real- not saying that i believe in him, it's more the case that it isn't (and might never be) possible to prove or disprove his existence. So that ties in to the second part- belief in God is definitely NOT for the weak- it's about as weak to believe in God as it is not to, meaning it's probably...
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When is it considered evil to kill another human? Revenge? Prevention? Fun? Religious beliefs? Ever? Always?
In every single case, unless it's due to the reason of execution (for a very great wrong), self-defence in which one's life was obviously and undeniably threatened, or suicide
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If "realist" isn't a choice, would you consider yourself an optimist or a pessimist?
An pessimistic optimist
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If you are tickelish have you notice you cant tickle your self ,whys this
Because while the brain sends a neuronal message down to your hand to initiate this action it simultaneously recognizes the tactile surface upon which your hand initionates this action as that relating to its own system. In other words, it recognizes that the stimulus being exerted on whichever area you have decided to try to tickle isn't coming from the outside but instead orginitates...
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Are you an impatient person?
must.. answer... question.. COME ON SUBMIT SUBMIT!!!
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Do you ever think your life has been wasted on you?
Myself and my life as two higher-order concepts are innately inseparable- my life has made me who i am. This obviously doesn't necessarily mean i like my life now or the way it went. If anything, my innate potential has so far been wasted on the life that i've lead up to this point.
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Are all stalkers psychopaths?
If you stalk someone once that immediately classify you as a 'stalker'? Case and point.
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What is the coolest thing to do when you are in slow motion?
swallowing dynamite and then rushing over to an x-ray machine where the lense will show the entire load travelling down your esophagus all the way down to the stomach where contact is made and you watch your own implosion
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What's a joke that you might hear crickets after telling?
uh.. any joke that isn't funny?
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Does it bother you when someone standing behind you in a line (store, bank, etc.) stands so close to you, that you can feel their body heat?
if it's a hot chick, i don't mind
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Do you love people?
whatever
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What has life taught you?
That once you eff up as bad as i did, it will stay with you for the rest of your life and will probably be the first and last thing which will cross my mind on my deathbed (assuming there'll be such a bed)
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How likely are you to kill someone?
not likely. I even detest killing insects while many other people seem to do so without hesitation
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I tried to text my boo with love thoughts and stuff, and she was good with texting back in the first few weeks of our relationship, but now it has seemed to wane. Would this be a sign of a loss of interest?
'cough' stop texting 'cough'
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Can bees really sting you after they die?
Uh.No. i mean you could accidentally move your finger into a dead bee's stinger and get jolted that way but that wouldn't really be the bee would it.
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What is a word that starts with the letters ST?
stock
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How many texts do you get a month?
anywhere between 0 and 1 (usually the former)
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What will happen if I smoke a cigarette?
Once- nothing. After the second time you'll crave more. After the next couple of times you probably wouldn't understand how you've been able to go without it all this time and on and on- welcome to nicotine addiction and its (eventual) costly ramifications on your health
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Would you date a flat chested girl?
Yeah, i'd date a girl ;p
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What do you think of Lady GaGa?
She's kinda cool- i kinda like her.
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Getting ready to go meet some friends for drinks and karaoke...What should I sing?
...your heart out
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Are all your emotions "in check"?
SHUT UP! (;p)
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Do you feel bad about eating meat?
Not at all. We're omnivores by our nature aren't we?
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Can i have your email address?
You can if you believe you can
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Does anyone here know or has met a famous person? If yes, who?
'errehmm' 'beginning listlessly whistling with eyes wandering around while continuously interchanging the position of each foot- heel to toe'
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Is the African American race genetically superior to whites and other races?
NO
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What ever happen to Sparta? Is the city still around today with historical sites like Athens?
Sparta is not still around. It was destroyed not long after the Peleponessian war (check spelling) after they were conquered by another tribe. No historical artifacts belonging to the city have since been recovered in the modern era.
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How often do you check facebook, or your social networking site of choice?
i try not to check it unless i receive an email like an event invite, which means i go on there at most (usually) about as much as i check my email- 3/4, sometimes more and sometimes less times per week
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What is your height?
10 ft and still growing
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Do humans deserve death?
That's like asking "do humans deserve life?" Both are just undeniable realities in my opinion. Where there's life, there must death. Where there isn't life, there's just that- the absence of it.
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How do you get out of facebook?
you log out.. or close the window.....
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Are you upset that Michael Jackson died?
yeah
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Since humans prefer the taste of herbivorous animals to carnivorous ones, would cannibals probably prefer the taste of vegetarians over people who eat meat?
Cannibals are humans who eat other humans so the answer would probably be "yes"
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Can you piss me off?
I guess.. if you're like a tiny little beetle on a leaf lol
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Why have I wasted my life?
I can relate. I've definately wasted 7 years of my life- 4 of those were in high school. Now I'll probably be taking my regrets all the way to the grave..
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