Answerbag: Rottweiler's answers

Answer to Has anyone ever heard of someone with "rottweiler" in their name on this site(NOT including me!!)? If so, what did you think of him/her?

Wed, 31 Jan 2007 19:50:32 -0800

Has anyone ever heard of someone with "rottweiler" in their name on this site(NOT including me!!)? If so, what did you think of him/her?

Nope. Never. BTW, Nivets, she's referring to me.

Answer to What are the levels on Answerbag?

Thu, 30 Nov 2006 13:42:09 -0800

What are the levels on Answerbag?

Just a way to distinguish who contributes more. In the previous system, it was solely to distinguish the QUALITY of answers given. Now, it's more QUANTITY-driven. I think it was better before...

Answer to How will you leave your mark in life?

Thu, 30 Nov 2006 13:15:32 -0800

How will you leave your mark in life?

Via the Internet. Not here, though. I'm leaving. I'll be gone before tomorrow, but my answers will live on. Check my profile for more info.

Answer to How do we take back our country? EVERYONE should know english. STOP trying to teach me spanish!!!!!!!!!

Mon, 27 Nov 2006 17:32:44 -0800

How do we take back our country? EVERYONE should know english. STOP trying to teach me spanish!!!!!!!!!

Excellent point. Language is probably one of the main reasons we're losing our national identity. Sure, we've got lots of cultures mixed in, but that shouldn't be taking away from our stability as a whole. Another way we can help curb the problem is to close the open...

Answer to What is a power slide in Mario Kart 64?

Tue, 21 Nov 2006 17:27:55 -0800

What is a power slide in Mario Kart 64?

While you're turning, hold [R]. This will send your Kart into a Powerslide. Basically, a Powerslide allows you to take corners without losing much speed. GREATLY NEEDED BY: DK, Wario, Bowser HELPFUL FOR: Mario, Luigi HARDLY HELPS: Toad, Peach, Yoshi

Answer to What do you think of the nintendo wii?

Tue, 21 Nov 2006 17:22:19 -0800

What do you think of the nintendo wii?

Highly anticipated, totally awesome, and a much better value than the PlayStation 3. Shall I go on?

Answer to How do you unlock the "Super Smash Bros. 1" stage Whispy Woods in "Melee"?

Tue, 21 Nov 2006 17:08:10 -0800

How do you unlock the "Super Smash Bros. 1" stage Whispy Woods in "Melee"?

Finish the Target Test mode with all "twenty-five" characters.

Answer to How would you define a "win" in the Iraq war?

Tue, 21 Nov 2006 07:30:44 -0800

How would you define a "win" in the Iraq war?

Iraq is able to hold itself together and doesn't need our help in everything they do. Law enforcement can do their job, people can vote freely, and we'll always be on hand in case the surrounding terrorist nations decide to invade.

Answer to Do you think we should pull out of Iraq?

Tue, 21 Nov 2006 07:26:15 -0800

Do you think we should pull out of Iraq?

No. Basically, we'd get the same situation as we had in Vietnam. We lost because we gave up and pulled out. Now we have a country that hates our guts for it. Instead, we should stick with it. Eventually, the insurgents are going to run out of steam, and the Iraqis can have the freedom...

Answer to Why can't we be friends?

Wed, 15 Nov 2006 20:18:48 -0800

Why can't we be friends?

'Cause you suck. Just kidding, RFlagg.

Answer to Having a hard time switching my puppy from weewee pads to the outdoors, any advice?

Wed, 15 Nov 2006 20:16:15 -0800

Having a hard time switching my puppy from weewee pads to the outdoors, any advice?

Lock him outside (assuming your yard in fenced in).

Answer to Do you believe in Santa Claus?

Wed, 15 Nov 2006 20:13:59 -0800

Do you believe in Santa Claus?

No, but I do enjoy *The Santa Clause*.

Answer to Wouldn't it be good to be able to detach all emotion, whenever you wanted to?

Wed, 15 Nov 2006 20:12:21 -0800

Wouldn't it be good to be able to detach all emotion, whenever you wanted to?

No. Your emotions can be sorta like warning bells. If you had no emotion and thought through everything logically, there's no longer any such thing as imagination, intuition, or moral sense. Emotions are the very basis of the human mind.

Answer to Is there any way to remove dry paint from carpet?

Wed, 15 Nov 2006 20:10:01 -0800

Is there any way to remove dry paint from carpet?

Scissors. Or Goof-Off. NOTES ----------------------------------------- Nov 15 06 Goof-Off is actually the name of a cleaning chemical that you really don't want to get on your hands. It burns.

Answer to I got a massage with a "happy ending." Is that considered cheating on my wife?

Wed, 15 Nov 2006 20:08:35 -0800

I got a massage with a "happy ending." Is that considered cheating on my wife?

Uh... YEAH!! Is that not common sense?

Answer to If you are born blind how do you know what colours and every day objects look like?

Wed, 15 Nov 2006 20:07:16 -0800

If you are born blind how do you know what colours and every day objects look like?

No. They have no frame of reference on which to base such an experience. Instead, they comprehend it in a completely different way.

Answer to What the hell is your problem?

Wed, 15 Nov 2006 20:05:16 -0800

What the hell is your problem?

Questions like this.

Answer to Can you describe yourself in one word?

Wed, 15 Nov 2006 20:04:42 -0800

Can you describe yourself in one word?

Screwed. No, not literally! I just lost my job on the 30th, I have a medical bill to pay (that I can't), and I only have enough money for about one more week of gas! phr33 st00f pl0x! NOTES -------------------------------------------------------------- Nov 21 06 Okay,...

Answer to What would happen if a person went back in time and killed his father?

Wed, 15 Nov 2006 19:59:31 -0800

What would happen if a person went back in time and killed his father?

Assuming you mean going back to BEFORE he was conceived... The person would never have existed. A paradox causes all existence of a person to be completely erased. Everything the person had touched in life would now be as it would have been if the person were never there. Because,...

Answer to Why are people offended by the natural act of women breastfeeding their babies?

Wed, 15 Nov 2006 19:57:38 -0800

Why are people offended by the natural act of women breastfeeding their babies?

They're not. But when a mother begins breastfeeding a child IN PUBLIC, this creates a problem. You can't really cover up with the baby's head there. And not covering up is called "indecent exposure".

Answer to Enya: good or bad?

Wed, 15 Nov 2006 18:37:03 -0800

Enya: good or bad?

Both. I mean, she's great when you're in class taking a test, and the volume's turned way down low. You can actually concentrate pretty dang well! But if you're not doing anything, her songs' repetition just gets on your nerves. And FAST.

Answer to I'm gay but my best friend is straight, and I like/love him, what should I do?

Wed, 15 Nov 2006 18:35:13 -0800

I'm gay but my best friend is straight, and I like/love him, what should I do?

Leave him alone. I wouldn't want some gay guy (even if he was one of my best friends) hitting on me! If you value you're friendship, don't offend him by trying to make passes at him. NOTES ----------------------------------------- Nov 15 06 I'd offer the same advice...

Answer to What are your favorite salad toppings? (Not types of salad dressings please)

Wed, 15 Nov 2006 18:32:39 -0800

What are your favorite salad toppings? (Not types of salad dressings please)

(NPO): Croutons Almonds Cheese

Answer to If my dog bites the UPS or FEDEX person in my neighbor's driveway, who is liable?

Wed, 15 Nov 2006 18:29:25 -0800

If my dog bites the UPS or FEDEX person in my neighbor's driveway, who is liable?

You are. It's your freaking dog! Keep track of it, and it'll behave! (Unless of course you've spoiled it half to death, in which case it will never again behave.)

Answer to Why is hunting camels illegal in Arizona?

Wed, 15 Nov 2006 18:27:16 -0800

Why is hunting camels illegal in Arizona?

Because the only camels in Arizona are people's pets or in zoos. There are no longer any wild camel herds in Arizona.

Answer to Should I do what my Rice Krispies tell me to?

Wed, 15 Nov 2006 18:23:37 -0800

Should I do what my Rice Krispies tell me to?

Oh, yes. Rice Krispies are known as the world's best fortune-tellers! If you ignore them, that'd be like, dumb or something! NOTES ----------------------------------------- Nov 15 06 Humor. Please rate accordingly.

Answer to What is your accent?

Wed, 15 Nov 2006 18:21:40 -0800

What is your accent?

I have a mainstream midwestern American accent, with just a dash of Texan thrown in.

Answer to How old should you be to wear a thong?

Wed, 15 Nov 2006 18:19:00 -0800

How old should you be to wear a thong?

Old enough to know how to keep it from showing when you sit down. *shudders* EDIT (Nov 30 06) In today's society, that'd probably be about 20 to 25 years old.

Answer to Is it legal to drive a truck with the tailgate down?

Wed, 15 Nov 2006 18:17:54 -0800

Is it legal to drive a truck with the tailgate down?

In most states, yes. It's just not recommended when there's people in it.

Answer to My PS2 starts making grinding noises after forty minutes of use. Is there a way to fix it?

Wed, 15 Nov 2006 18:14:03 -0800

My PS2 starts making grinding noises after forty minutes of use. Is there a way to fix it?

Call Sony. If that doesn't work, just don't play it for more than 35 minutes.

Answer to Can all animals become dizzy?

Wed, 15 Nov 2006 18:12:47 -0800

Can all animals become dizzy?

Well, if you exclude the insect/arachnid world, yes. Even cats get dizzy! Ours was chasing a laser light around the floor. He only spun about ten times, until he stopped, and just stood there, wobbling.

Answer to I deleted WordPad. How can I get it back?

Tue, 14 Nov 2006 20:41:26 -0800

I deleted WordPad. How can I get it back?

Reinstall Windows. It should pop right back up.

Answer to What is your favourite sound?

Tue, 14 Nov 2006 20:35:53 -0800

What is your favourite sound?

I have a few (NPO): Keys typing. People having fun with a game I created. People laughing at a joke I told. A really good joke. The *Super Mario Bros. 1* World 1-1 tune (it is NOT the theme song). Our cat purring. Our old dog grunting (he makes this sound when he's receiving...

Answer to How do you levitate, or is levitation just a hoax?

Tue, 14 Nov 2006 20:27:36 -0800

How do you levitate, or is levitation just a hoax?

Quite simply, it's a hoax. Unless of course, you're fictional. NOTES ------------------------------------------------------ Nov 16 06 Hello, drive-byers. This answer is true and correct to the best of my knowledge, and it answers the question. So would someone PLEASE tell me...

Answer to How can I make money and have fun at the same time?

Tue, 14 Nov 2006 20:25:07 -0800

How can I make money and have fun at the same time?

Become a freelance game designer. Heck, I'm having a blast just SUBMITTING my games! (I've already submitted two to Steve Jackson Games.) NOTES ------------------------------------------------------- Nov 16 06 I see I have the drive-by raters after me again. And again, I must...

Answer to Where can I download 3-D animated avatars?

Tue, 14 Nov 2006 20:19:56 -0800

Where can I download 3-D animated avatars?

Elsewhere. Okay, okay. Go to http://www.animationfactory.com. NOTES --------------------------------------------------------- Nov 16 06 | To CluelessNed What's wrong with this answer? It's the only one you've gotten so far, and I can't do a dang thing with negative...

Answer to How can I teach my dog to protect the yard?

Tue, 14 Nov 2006 20:18:47 -0800

How can I teach my dog to protect the yard?

Teach him to not leave it, or fence it in. Then, do as the Dog Whisperer (not me) says: First and foremost, "you must treat your dog like a dog. Dogs have a different psychology than humans do." Second, discipline him when he needs it. And believe me, he'll need it. ...

Answer to Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

Tue, 14 Nov 2006 20:13:12 -0800

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

It helps prevent some (but not all): Vandalism Water bills Maintenance Theft Health hazards All in all, it's a good system, but the store clerks do abuse it sometimes...

Answer to What is the optimum tire pressure for a 1997 Pontiac Grand Prix?

Tue, 14 Nov 2006 20:09:50 -0800

What is the optimum tire pressure for a 1997 Pontiac Grand Prix?

Whatever it says is the max PSI on the tire.

Answer to What religion (or lack of religion) do you follow and why?

Tue, 14 Nov 2006 20:07:13 -0800

What religion (or lack of religion) do you follow and why?

I'm LDS (or Mormon, for those of you who like the derogatory term). This is for several reasons. We don't trash other churches and say they're going to hell just because they're not us. We don't drink or smoke because it damages families (firsthand experience...

Answer to Someone told me dogs can't breathe through their noses. Are they wrong?

Tue, 14 Nov 2006 19:51:23 -0800

Someone told me dogs can't breathe through their noses. Are they wrong?

Yep. And our dog Scooter has proven this many, many times. While sniffing around our dirt driveway, he'll sometimes inhale a rock, which lodges in his sinuses. He then spends the next hour making funny noises and faces in an attempt to get it out.

Answer to Does anyone here know or has met a famous person? If yes, who?

Tue, 14 Nov 2006 19:49:04 -0800

Does anyone here know or has met a famous person? If yes, who?

As far as I know, I've only met two: John Bytheway Tom Tancredo Both of these guys are awesome!

Answer to What is the most expensive substance ever to exist?

Tue, 14 Nov 2006 19:46:58 -0800

What is the most expensive substance ever to exist?

Gasoline. Okay, I take that back. Milk's more per gallon. (jk)

Answer to If somthing's hyphenated, is it still two words, or is it one?

Tue, 14 Nov 2006 19:45:37 -0800

If somthing's hyphenated, is it still two words, or is it one?

For academic uses, one. For practical uses, two. English is fun, isn't it?

Answer to Would it be wrong to accept a video game cartridge from someone you've only just met?

Tue, 14 Nov 2006 19:40:21 -0800

Would it be wrong to accept a video game cartridge from someone you've only just met?

No. If it turns out it's crap, oh well. It's crap, and you didn't have to spend any money on it. If it's stolen, you can simply explain to the police if they come your way what happened and what he/she looks like. If it's got a virus that crashes your system,...

Answer to How does God feel about gay marriage?

Tue, 14 Nov 2006 19:36:02 -0800

How does God feel about gay marriage?

No. It's simply an oxymoron. Marriage is, by definition, a somewhat religious union between a man and a woman. Period.

Answer to Will Michael Jackson ever have another hit album?

Tue, 14 Nov 2006 19:31:27 -0800

Will Michael Jackson ever have another hit album?

Man, I hope not.

Answer to If I find a dead body on my front lawn, what should I do?

Tue, 14 Nov 2006 19:26:52 -0800

If I find a dead body on my front lawn, what should I do?

Print out these steps, nail them to your door, and follow them exactly should the situation arise: 1. PANIC!!! Freak out, run around the house, curl into a fetal position, cry, give yourself a swirlie, however you do it! You'll feel much better when you're done. 2. Call the...

Answer to How many hours does it take to learn to type?

Tue, 14 Nov 2006 19:17:19 -0800

How many hours does it take to learn to type?

Countless. I can type about 20 wpm, and that's using the hunt-and-peck method. I've never been able to use the @%#$ing home row, and I doubt I'll ever learn now. Basically, I've spent a grand total of about a year of my life on a computer by now (and I'm 19)! ...

Answer to Do you rate every Answerbag answer you see?

Tue, 14 Nov 2006 19:14:40 -0800

Do you rate every Answerbag answer you see?

Pretty much. I'll back off if I'm not sure how to rate it. Here's how I see the ratings I give: Useful - Good or better. this answer is... - Unsure or needs work. Somewhat Useful - Okay, but lacking lots of information. (Or for humor, not very funny.) Not Useful - ATAC...

Answer to Is there any way for an illegal immigrant to draw money from the Social Security trust fund?

Tue, 14 Nov 2006 19:07:35 -0800

Is there any way for an illegal immigrant to draw money from the Social Security trust fund?

Not legally. Obviously. Y'know, you're really not supposed to ask these kinds of questions, even if it is for a debate. Research it yourself.

Answer to What's seven feet long, green, and asks way too many questions?

Tue, 14 Nov 2006 13:47:23 -0800

What's seven feet long, green, and asks way too many questions?

You current avatar! NOTES ----------------------------------------- Please don't rate this after RFlagg's avatar changes.

Answer to My xbox loads the game but when press start appears nothing happens. It plays music cds though. what's wrong

Tue, 14 Nov 2006 13:41:15 -0800

My xbox loads the game but when press start appears nothing happens. It plays music cds though. what's wrong

IF THE CONTROLLER IS NOT WIRELESS: Check to make sure it's plugged in correctly. If it is, and it still doesn't work, try it with another mini-cord. If it still doesn't work, call Microsoft. IF THE CONTROLLER IS WIRELESS: Make sure it's on. If it is, make sure...

Answer to What are some good and/or funny quotes?

Tue, 14 Nov 2006 13:18:18 -0800

What are some good and/or funny quotes?

Here's one from Kenny Rogers. Okay, so it's the whole dang song. Just read it, all right? START QUOTE------------------------------------ Oh, the last ten years, it's been quite a trip. Over thirty-six-hundred spins around without a cosmic slip. But within the realm of our...

Answer to Why did Nintendo portray Yoshi as very intelligent in Super Mario World and Yoshi's Island, but as significantly dumber (esp. after he got his voice) in later games?

Tue, 14 Nov 2006 12:54:34 -0800

Why did Nintendo portray Yoshi as very intelligent in *Super Mario World* and *Yoshi's Island*, but as significantly dumber (esp. after he got his voice) in later games?

I think it's actually because it's not the same Yoshi. Starting with *Yoshi's Story* (N64), we began following one the green Yoshi baby and generally accepting him as the new Yoshi. This young dino was born into a comical world, and so his personality upon birth immediately...

Answer to If you knew for a fact that you could get away with it would you cheat on your spouse or significant other?

Thu, 09 Nov 2006 13:50:48 -0800

If you knew for a fact that you could get away with it would you cheat on your spouse or significant other?

Please note before you read this that I'm not married or anything. Yet. Not a chance. For several reasons: First, I'd feel freaking terrible all the time. Someone'll notice that eventually, and I'll spill the beans. I'm not good at lying. Second, no one gets...

Answer to Do humans make good pets?

Thu, 09 Nov 2006 13:39:17 -0800

Do humans make good pets?

No. Humans cannot make dogs, cats, birds, or horses. Instead, dogs make dogs (puppies), cats make cats (kittens), birds make birds (chicks), and horses make horses (mini-horses).

Answer to My PS2 gives me a message saying to insert a PS or PS2 format disc. I have never seen this before. How do I fix this?

Thu, 09 Nov 2006 13:14:36 -0800

My PS2 gives me a message saying to insert a PS or PS2 format disc. I have never seen this before. How do I fix this?

Insert a PlayStation 1 or PlayStation 2 game. If that doesn't work, call Sony.

Answer to Have there been any wars that were not directly or indirectly connected to religion?

Tue, 07 Nov 2006 10:22:27 -0800

Have there been any wars that were not directly or indirectly connected to religion?

The American Revolution (or Colonial Insurrection) ^ though this is arguable The American Civil War The French and Indian War (or Seven Years' War) "War of the Worlds" Oh, wait. That one doesn't count, does it?

Answer to When is the Nintendo Revolution coming out and how much is it going to cost?

Tue, 07 Nov 2006 10:06:25 -0800

When is the Nintendo Revolution coming out and how much is it going to cost?

Sunday, November 19, 2006. Wal-Mart: $249.24 + tax Target: $249.95 - $249.99 + tax The following is included with your purchase: Wii Wii Remote Nunchuk "Wii Sports" Power cord TV cord Hours and hours of awesome gaming!! I think what Nintendo has done here is permanently...

Answer to Will the Revolution have interchangeable faceplates?

Tue, 07 Nov 2006 10:02:52 -0800

Will the Revolution have interchangeable faceplates?

No. Really, the thing's too small for faceplates to have a real purpose. You will probably be able to buy it in black, pink, and sky blue in the near future (December-January). You can also buy gloves for your Wii Remote already at Target. They come in packs for three, and some of them...

Answer to What should I be for Halloween? Here are my current ideas: a mime, a beatnik poet, the cat in the hat, or a washing machine. Any suggestions?

Wed, 25 Oct 2006 18:38:20 -0700

What should I be for Halloween? Here are my current ideas: a mime, a beatnik poet, the cat in the hat, or a washing machine. Any suggestions?

The washing machine idea sounds real interesting! I wanna see that! Maybe you could post a picture of you in it!

Answer to I'm practically drowning in school work should I take yet another day off or pull an all- nighter?

Wed, 25 Oct 2006 18:36:28 -0700

I'm practically drowning in school work should I take yet another day off or pull an all- nighter?

That's a toughie. I've found that a day off can actually be good, but you'll still get make-up work for the day you missed. So, sometimes that can backfire. Pulling a all-nighter is probably not a good idea. You do need sleep, don't you? For all you know, the midterm exam...

Answer to What are some good and/or funny quotes?

Thu, 19 Oct 2006 13:00:50 -0700

What are some good and/or funny quotes?

"Always remember you're unique. Just like everybody else." (source unknown) "If you want to be somebody else, change your mind." (from a song; title and artist unknown) "You'll be sorry that you messed with the U.S. of A. 'Cause we'll put a boot...

Answer to Do we really live in a yellow submarine?

Thu, 19 Oct 2006 11:52:24 -0700

Do we really live in a yellow submarine?

Yup. And we hate the dang thing. We wanna paint it green.

Answer to On the average, how many English words do you think, would 16000 characters equal?

Thu, 19 Oct 2006 11:51:30 -0700

On the average, how many English words do you think, would 16000 characters equal?

Well, considering that the most commonly used words in the English lanuage consist of about four letters and are not postable here, I'd have to say about 4,000. EDIT (Nov 7)---------------------------------------------------- Aww, the little drive-by raters don't like being told...

Answer to How many of you Answerbaggers know nothing about most of your answers?

Thu, 19 Oct 2006 11:47:22 -0700

How many of you Answerbaggers know nothing about most of your answers?

Seems like quite a few. There seem to be a lot of people on here who like to answer falsely, just to give misleading information. This can be found predominently in the Video Games and Religion sections (that I know of). But me, personally? I try to stay away from the things that I don't...

Answer to If a dog and a human switched brains, what would happen?

Thu, 19 Oct 2006 11:32:06 -0700

If a dog and a human switched brains, what would happen?

PHYSICALLY (assuming it was successful): There would be a lot of empty space in the person's head. There would either be an articifical skull attached to the dog's head or brains sticking out the stitch-seams (I prefer the former). MENTALLY: The person would be a complete...

Answer to What annoys you most while you are driving?

Thu, 19 Oct 2006 11:08:22 -0700

What annoys you most while you are driving?

Here we go (NPO): People who pass me on the road when I myself am going 15 mph OVER the speed limit. People who go 15 mph UNDER the speed limit in no-passing zones, but speed up to the limit in passing zones so you can't legally pass them. People who race you down the street so they...

Answer to Have you made any friends on Answerbag?

Thu, 19 Oct 2006 10:19:38 -0700

Have you made any friends on Answerbag?

That's a rather tough question. There are certainly people I admire, though I'm kinda n00bish here, so I don't think I know anyone well enough yet. So here's my list (no particular order): FRIENDS: ADMIRE: Glenn Blaylock Jodie44 Lady Fuschia Boredasmustard Mr....

Answer to If I swallow a quarter and end up with two dimes and a nickel, what has happened?

Thu, 19 Oct 2006 10:11:16 -0700

If I swallow a quarter and end up with two dimes and a nickel, what has happened?

Your digestive system broke the quarter down. If you get twenty-five pennies, it means you have a really high metabolism!

Answer to How can democracy be introduced to the United States?

Thu, 19 Oct 2006 09:48:25 -0700

How can democracy be introduced to the United States?

It'd be a little tough, since it already exists here. Apparently, you would argue otherwise and rate me down, but it's simply not possible. That's like introducing Mickey Mouse to Disneyland. It doesn't make sense.

Answer to What is easiest way for me to copyright my graphic design image?

Thu, 19 Oct 2006 09:45:21 -0700

What is easiest way for me to copyright my graphic design image?

If you have a website, one way to copyright your image is to post it. According to copyright laws (provdied you're the author), BAM! Instant copyright. This information was originally given to me by Freewebs Customer Support. I seem to no longer have the e-mail (I know I didn't...

Answer to Who has the best avatar on AB?

Wed, 18 Oct 2006 17:44:19 -0700

Who has the best avatar on AB?

I'd have to say... EDIT: Jodie44's avatar changed. See below. Mr. McClister It's nice to see who you look up to. Boredasmustard Clever pun, but how'd you ever come up with it? Jackiecupcakes I just saw that, and that's flippin' strange. I like it! ...

Answer to Don't you ever get tired of celebrities?

Wed, 18 Oct 2006 17:41:48 -0700

Don't you ever get tired of celebrities?

I believe Brad Paisley summed it up best: Someday I'm gonna be famous, do I have talent, well no These days you don't really need it thanks to reality shows Can't wait to date a supermodel, can't wait to sue my dad Can't wait to wreck a Ferrari on my way to rehab ...

Answer to George Clinton or George Bush? And why.

Wed, 18 Oct 2006 17:38:37 -0700

George Clinton or George Bush? And why.

Bush. Absolutely. I hate so-called celebrities. (If you think I'm kidding, think again.)

Answer to Is it illegal to sell movies of space aliens invading Earth and kidnapping people?

Wed, 18 Oct 2006 17:36:23 -0700

Is it illegal to sell movies of space aliens invading Earth and kidnapping people?

If it's your own, no. If it's someone else's, yes. Copyright laws specifically state that the moment you place something into a public forum (of any kind), it's yours. No one else can claim it because the copyright is yours.

Answer to What makes a movie a "B" movie?

Wed, 18 Oct 2006 17:30:13 -0700

What makes a movie a "B" movie?

Any combination of at least four of the following: Low-ranking celebrities Little or no original storyline (counts as 2) Re-used footage from other movies (counts as 3) Low-budget props and sets Discontinuous plotlines Low-quality cameras Low-quality cameramen Shadows of directors and...

Answer to What's a good movie that you recommend?

Wed, 18 Oct 2006 17:18:43 -0700

What's a good movie that you recommend?

Listed in no particular order: The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen Hellboy The Emperor's New Groove Down Periscope Liar Liar The Incredibles The Marine The Mummy The Mummy Returns Tremors Tremors 2 Termors 3 Hoodwinked Ghost EDIT Nov 27 06: Red Dawn High School Musical...

Answer to What would you say is your "type"?

Wed, 18 Oct 2006 16:47:54 -0700

What would you say is your "type"?

Good communication, won't drop you at a moment's notice, nice manners, very friendly... Unfortunatly, I have Verizon.

Answer to Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?

Wed, 18 Oct 2006 16:44:59 -0700

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?

CHIP!!! (our cat) Stay off the counters!!

Answer to Whats the best invention ever?(in your opinion)

Wed, 18 Oct 2006 16:43:00 -0700

Whats the best invention ever?(in your opinion)

Me! Time to be serious now: Answerbag! Well, that's as close to serious as I'm gonna get.

Answer to What if leprechauns existed?

Wed, 18 Oct 2006 16:39:12 -0700

What if leprechauns existed?

We'd all be in Lucky Charms up to our ears. ...*shudders*

Answer to If strawberries could talk, then might what they say?

Wed, 18 Oct 2006 16:37:21 -0700

If strawberries could talk, then might what they say?

"Pick me! Pick me!" Credits to "Sabrina: The Teenage Witch" Intro sequences for that one.

Answer to If your dog's head suddenly turned into Snoop Dogg's head and started rapping, what would you do?

Wed, 18 Oct 2006 16:36:10 -0700

If your dog's head suddenly turned into Snoop Dogg's head and started rapping, what would you do?

Give him a hot dog. Maybe that'll shut him up.

Answer to If you could give me one tip for the future, what would it be?

Wed, 18 Oct 2006 16:17:07 -0700

If you could give me one tip for the future, what would it be?

Don't rely on tips for the future. There will come a time when they just don't apply. Also, here's one from one of my favorite religious speakers: "Have fun, and love people."

Answer to Why do Mormons paint their entrance doors blue?

Wed, 18 Oct 2006 16:04:59 -0700

Why do Mormons paint their entrance doors blue?

Ours are white. Does that help? The ones whose doors are blue are proably only that way because a blue door matched the style and color scheme of the house it was on. There's nothing religious about it, if that's what you were asking.

Answer to Is it customary to turn on all the lights in the house after a person dies?

Wed, 18 Oct 2006 16:02:50 -0700

Is it customary to turn on all the lights in the house after a person dies?

I've never heard of this, so probably not.

Answer to I met a Mormon girl who wore only dresses. Is this just a personal preference or is it a tradition among Mormons?

Wed, 18 Oct 2006 16:01:49 -0700

I met a Mormon girl who wore only dresses. Is this just a personal preference or is it a tradition among Mormons?

It could be either a personal preference or a tradition within her family. Remember that belonging to a church doesn't deny you the right to have your own family and club traditions, etc. If it did, we'd all be the same.

Answer to I really want to convert but I think my husband will get mad and my father will disown me. I pray about it all the time. Any suggestions?

Wed, 18 Oct 2006 15:55:14 -0700

I really want to convert but I think my husband will get mad and my father will disown me. I pray about it all the time. Any suggestions?

Follow your heart and your spirit. Where do they lead you? If they lead you toward the Church, know that He'll take care of you. If they lead you away from the Church, know that He'll take care of you. The LDS Church is not necessarily right for everyone. Sometimes you just need...

Answer to Can one be baptised by being submerged forwards rather than leaning backwards?

Wed, 18 Oct 2006 15:52:32 -0700

Can one be baptised by being submerged forwards rather than leaning backwards?

The generally accepted way to be baptised is by leaning backwards, bending at the knees. However, if you can't or would prefer not to do it that way, I suppose forwards would also be accepted. I must say that I've never seen it done that way, though.

Answer to Are Mormons allowed to drink alcohol?

Wed, 18 Oct 2006 15:30:29 -0700

Are Mormons allowed to drink alcohol?

Within the standards of the Church? No. However, you do get those who claim to be LDS, staggering around with a lampshade on their head, completely hammered. They really aren't LDS. If you do find someone running around with a lampshade on their head, and they're NOT drunk,...

Answer to I am Mormon, and at a friend's house I had some Red Bull (caffeinated), not knowing what it was. I am afraid to talk to my family about it. What should I do?

Wed, 18 Oct 2006 15:27:13 -0700

I am Mormon, and at a friend's house I had some Red Bull (caffeinated), not knowing what it was. I am afraid to talk to my family about it. What should I do?

I don't think it's a big deal. I had a bottle of Vault (I've been LDS for eight years) a while ago. I won't do it again (man that was a freaking rush), but I'm not going to worry about the fact that I drank one. However, if you feel the need to talk to your family...

Answer to My Mormon boyfriend goes to the temple every morning at 5am. Is this common for Mormons, or is it a personal choice of his?

Wed, 18 Oct 2006 15:08:57 -0700

My Mormon boyfriend goes to the temple every morning at 5am. Is this common for Mormons, or is it a personal choice of his?

It's actually quite common, and for several reasons: First, you're thinking of Seminary. This is not held at the Temple, but at a regular Ward Building or Stake Center. 5:00a seems like a bit of an exaggeration, so I'll assume you mean 5:45a to 6:00a. It was always said that...

Answer to Who, in your opinion, was the samrtest man/woman of all time?

Tue, 17 Oct 2006 19:41:08 -0700

Who, in your opinion, was the samrtest man/woman of all time?

Glenn Blaylock. ...Well, one of 'em at least. Moving on, I'd say Bill Cosby ranks up there pretty high, too! NOTES ---------------------------------------------------------- To Mr. McClister: Are test scores everything to you? There's a lot more to the human mind than...

Answer to Are there any guys out there who really want the whole package, or is every guy horny and/or shallow?

Tue, 17 Oct 2006 19:38:23 -0700

Are there any guys out there who really want the whole package, or is every guy horny and/or shallow?

There are plenty of guys "who really want the whole package". I'm one of 'em, but I'm not really lookin' right now. But if a girl can steal my heart away, even if I'm busy, I will most definitely try to make it work (and I hope she will, too). However, this...

Answer to Which is the best tasting cereal? And which is the best cereal for you?

Tue, 17 Oct 2006 19:26:49 -0700

Which is the best tasting cereal? And which is the best cereal for you?

Well, I hate all cereal, so best-tasting would have to be none. As for the best FOR you? That's probably Total, but I can't get past the taste.

Answer to How well does online answer collaboration really work?

Tue, 17 Oct 2006 19:24:23 -0700

How well does online answer collaboration really work?

You're getting answers, so I'm assuming at least well enough for that.

Answer to What is a platform game?

Thu, 28 Sep 2006 18:27:46 -0700

What is a platform game?

n. sing. pl.: platform games usu.: platformer A 3D or sidescrolling 2D game in which a player must jump over/into/on objects/platforms in order to complete the game. Common examples include: "Super Mario Bros." (series containing 8+ ~s) "Spyro the Dragon" (series of...

Answer to What is a ATAC?

Thu, 28 Sep 2006 18:21:20 -0700

What is a ATAC?

n. sing. abbr. pl.: ATACs Pronounced as "attack". Shorthand for "Answer That Are Crap". Used in a somewhat humorous manner to denote specifically untrue, offensive, or very poorly communicated answers. NOT used to denote answers of opposing viewpoints. NOTE...

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