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Could be please have for just one day no religious questions, pregnancy or am I pretty questions...and get on with serious stuff?
ok,what is religion?
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How do you feel when and after you see someone giving you a dirty look?
dont care,dont want to know,asshole,lol
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If you watch (movie name) backwards it's about...
lmao,far out,good smoke,lol
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God is ____________ ?
around.
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What was your first Sin?
i think i lied first,then selfish maybe,i stole ok lets say a few no a lot of sins in my time,so i still have a long way to go,lol
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Brandon Quintana, 19, went to jail after he attacked his mom because she drank his Starbucks iced coffee. Do you think he should be charged?
pity no man beat his sorry ass there and then,give him some food for thought the childish brat.
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Why should weed be legal if all non-users are against it?
and everyone who drinks is an alcholic,guess im both but at least i am free,lol
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Should parents beat girls in childhood?
no,why you asking?
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do you believe in the healing power of herbs ?
i do,here in south africa we have "sangomas"some call them witch doctors,they are shall i say medicne men and give various herbs and roots to cure ailements the people have who come to them,there is a small amount of sangomas who use humane body parts for various reasons and childeren and adults have been butchered to get the parts needed
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How did evil get started?
i think it had something to do with a apple a woman and a snake,lol
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Is there any essential difference in the souls of a bad and a good person?
i think the only essential difference,one is bad,one is good
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what color is an alligators stomach
dark,very dark
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Why does the male human being have nipples? What purpose do they serve?
duh to breastfeed with.
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Does anyone else wake up at 3:00 am in the morning and then toss and turn for the rest of the night? (Why always 3:00?)
i allways thought them spooks and spirits came out at 12pm but alas im afraid its 3am,food for thought,all the best(just dont look in a mirrow,lol)
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What is your greatest weapon against Satan's attacks?
the big man.
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Why are some people so secretive?
who wants to know??????
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Do Birds make the best TV comedies?
cant think of any comedies with birds in it,in fact i cant even remember one with birds in it oh wait something about a pirate with a parrot,a tweety bird and the bird in the desert running from that coyote,thats about it.lol
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Is god or "God" real or just an elaborate hoax?
thats a yes he is,ok all stand to the side and alltogether now....yes yes he is real...louder...yes yes he is...LOUDER I SAY.....YES YES HE IS REAL.....much better,lol
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$$ devaluation continues ? Is the dollar dying ?
hi shunyata,here in south africa before ressision it was R11,50 to $1,00 after ressision it dropped to R5,94 TO $1,00 ,the dollar is now getting stronger and has climed to R7,19 to $1,00,so i think the dollar will fight its way back,another bit of info our interest on investments at the banks was 11,50%p/a and dropped to 4.85%p/a but has now climed to 5.96%pa still a far cry from the good old...
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I'm Scottish. I'm angry, alcoholic, I wear an itchy skirt, I eat whiskey flavoured chocolate for breakfast...
love you to bits,try raw wildcat with whiskey for breakfast no water in the whiskey as it ruins it oh and the wife beating drop that,it aint manly,smoke drink eat wildcat and fight at the drop of a hat but remember the 2 rules we dont do,1)hit/abuse women or 2)we dont drink water or non alcholic beverages,all the best
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Y2K,05-05-05,12-21-12,and now 05-21-11...How many doomsday dates will come and go before you stop believing in them?
i learned after y2k,i am still living from those supplies,tired of tin food and rice,lol
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Do you think that spelling as anything to do with a persons intellagence if so why why not because i dont
na bt heard too git wurk ifn u caant spelling writ eh,but if you live in the amazon with a primative tribe or you are a bushman you will learn the skills they need to survive and spelling wont matter for now but there day will come,to read the words one must be able to spell to some degree.
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I'm on 20mg fluoxetine (Prozac) daily for my depression, but have noticed my erections are softer than before I took it. Remedy please?
viagra,its a side effect from prozac but check with doctor if you have heart problems.....well check with him even if you dont better to be safe than sorry.
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Are you certified?
certifiably mad,just need the papers.
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If things evolved "billions" of years ago, why aren't things evolving know?
things are evolving we dont realise it, bit by bit,think of all the changes the past 100 years,imagine the next 100,as we humans get physically smaller,bigger heads and who knows what eles,maybe live underground,lol
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Do you dislike the police, or are you glad they are around ?
in general i am glad they are around but here in south africa corruption is bad and for the amount of crime we have we do not have a big enought police force,the cops face huge problems,dont get paid enought and our murder rate is 34 to 100 000 people,we have a rape every 40 seconds in our country,a tought job for the cops but we are winning,in 2000 our murder rate was 50 to 100 000 down to 34...
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what do you want to be when you grow up and die
shark food.
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How come people who claim to be religious spend every sunday on AB? Have they got a laptop in church?
we are testing the waters,we want sunday laptop time.sunday movies.sunday beer just like the heathens we want fairness and fun in the sun.
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Can you still smoke weed in coffee shops in Amsterdam (2011)?
i have never been to amsrerdam(green with envy)but watched a programme the other day that they still do but there was something about the tabacco law that you cant smoke cigarettes,so you can only smoke weed that has no tobacco mixed in it,boy i dont have a problem with that,lol
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I haven't brush my teeth for ages(about 3 months), today I brushed it cause I saw my teeth in mirror and it has yellow stain on it and I brush it and then I rinse it and the water I spit out is crimson and I see my gum is bleeding, do I have to see a doc?
how often do you come across a mirror ?
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Why does god believe in me and you dont? Don't you want to be like god?
god knows you i dont and no i dont want to and cant be god,i am a recovering sinner who has a long way to go.
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When someone asks you a personal question, are you offended?
depends on question and asked by who(can range from good answer from me or asker looking up from down)lol
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What's 1 thing that would make You, Not easy to live with?
my bag of ocd's,lol
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Don't you think the blood curdling, tortured screams of the damned are just as pleasing to god as the thankful praise of the faithful?
no i think it dont let the big man feel good or pleased but rather a bit sad maybe even a tear or two but we will never know,but we do know he has taken many a painfull blow and carried it with him,he must of freaked out with what we done to his son,but he took it for us and by the way we act i wonder why he bothered,but he did,wow talk about heavy weight to carry.
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What feeling is so good that if it came in a bottle it would be a sell-out?
stoned by da vinci
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Do a lot of theists fear atheists? Why or why not?
i dont fear atheists,why should i just because a few are bad one cant class them as one,just as us theists have bad amongst us we cannot all be judged the same,the big man gave us freedom of choice so which human can judge another ?a hypocrite,i think both sides could do better for earth working toghether,both sides have good people,both sides should have respect for the other but oh no we let...
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Men....Do you think twice before eating an apple?
i do,i hope when i cut it open that its as nice as it looks and not bruised and bad inside,it seems as though all our top grade apples are exported and we get 2nd grade,pisses me off.
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Who is Charles Stanley?
we call him charlie and he lives over the mountain next to the river,about 5hrs on donkey,why are you looking for him.
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Are there any Satanist groups, gangs, organisations near Sydney, Australia that would accept me?
Hail Satan!
why accept you?what are your goals in this direction?
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pls a question is always popong in my mind "is god true?" pls help me whats the answer
yip its true.
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If you don't question me does that mean you are a niahlist?
no it just means i dont care to question you
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What should i do for my birthday? its today
dont matter just do something,go out for dinner,have a bottle wine at home with candles,with someone or not but spoil yourself big or small dont matter and a happy birthday to you.
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How many people are murdered each year in the US?
usa-5 per 100 000
south africa 34 per 100 000
el salvador 74 per 100 000 the worst in the world
monaco 0 per 100 000 the best in the world
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What valuable lessons have you learned in school?
i cant know who learned me but i knew the national anthem but now our national anthem was changed in 1994 and i cant know it now so it must be nothing.lol
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If a man is bit**y does that mean he is really a she in drag? Or can men be bit**es too?
oh boy and big bit**es at that but dont point it out to them as they call it manly and you will only get responses full of ....... bit**iness,lol,hi rosie and a good day to you.
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Why has God created so many men and women in the world?
lucky we are not rabbits.
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Who will win the UEFA Champions league ?
that would be...manu u but wont be easy with real madrid and barcalona.
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If there is a law requiring people to report child abuse if they witness it should those who break such a law be consider acomplices?
i dont know if there is a written law but seeing as its 2011 i would expect one would do something about it as the childs wellfare should take prioroty and if one knew of something and done nothing.........it reminds me of something i read,for evil to suceed it takes good men to do nothing.
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I hear things..............what could they be?
does it feel like you are sitting in a round pot with a marble shooting around inside pinging around you ....Pingggg Pinggggg pingg Ping Pinggggg.. ?
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The shape of which continent looks the ugliest to you?
all nice but africa is the best by far,totally astounding,fantastic, best animals best plant life,best weather and at the bottom of africa you have south africa where you find the best people in the world............. yes i am south african,lol
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Why would I think of murder so often?
have you been spending time with my daughters boyfriend?its the only time i think of murder,like burning him alive.
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Why do bible thumpers refer to the bible when debating the non-religious?
yes we have them" bible pushers" amongst us beleivers but alas nothing we can do,just as the unbelievers have there" pushers" amongst them and also cant do nothing about it,so dont judge all on the actions of a few a**holes walking around blowing off hot air,relax and ignore them.
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Over the next few hundred or thousand years do you think Pastafarianism could overtake and outdo Christianity as an alternate religion?
lmao
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Do you think Aliens exist? If you do, are their society intellegent?
yes i do.
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Why people are never satisfied with anything?
give a hand and they take a arm,greed,more more more,me me me,moan moan moan thats us humans
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Does anyone really think a world without religion would be any less violent?
same crap different name.
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Do you really know yourself as well as you think you do?
at times i think i do but life puts you in situations and how one reacts to these situations,to some of these situations you might surprise yourself at your reaction and how you handled it,some good and some not i would say
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Where can I find the best tasting steaks?
Barries Grill,rosebank mall,johannesburg,south africa,enjoy.
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Could you ever kill someone if it were absolutely necessary?
pass me the gun.
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If Chuck Norris has a fist behind his beard, and Jesus has Chuck Norris behind his beard, does Ozzy Ozbourne have an invisible devil behind
ozzy has bruce lee
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Is there any good news for modern man?
you can blowdry your hair
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If you can control one emotion, what would it be and why?
the need to make my daughters boyfriend dissapear because he is a a**hole,i have tried for 8 yrs and things seemed to be looking up but alas he is still a a**hole,hi waboo
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Is it neurotic that the number of songs on my phone has to always be a multiple of 5?
no its called OCD,lucky you have one i must have about 6 or more lol,welcome to the club.
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ok if 2 people are talking how do you know which one to pay attention to?
for example, 2 girls, or 2 customers, or a guy and a girl. i d k
i cant listen to 2 people at the same time,i just hear words but they have no meaning i just smile and when they are finished let them know i heard nothing,but i do know that women can listen to 2 people at once and reply to them i have wittnessed this when with my wife,3 women talking at once amazing truly amazing, and to the men dont get involved because as soon as you say somthing they all...
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What is more important than understanding what happens when we die?
understanding life,ok maybe thats a hard one as life is not all roses but to enjoy ones journey in life.
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Have you become used to stress?
its what i live on,my energy boost
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What is your biggest concern right now?
i am sorry to say but i have regressed and am back to the point of wanting to make my daughters boyfriend dissapear.i seem to daydream of this quite often,lol
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Can you be arrested for giving a cigarette to a monkey in the zoo?
yes one should,only a fool or retard would do something like that.
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Is anyone else frightened of May 21, 2011?
what now?i am still living on my y2k supplies,lol,pray do tell is it going to be like 21/12 2012?
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What is your reaction when someone yells out, "WHITE POWER!"?
what a asshole.
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What would NOT be a very good topping on an ice cream sundae?
sardines.
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what do i need to start studying
a brain.
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What should parents never do or say in front of their children?
well there are a few things but parents should not fight in front of the kids but alas these kind of parents are far and few of a kind,one of wich i am not so i guess i still have a way to go.
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How far away are you, from Las Vegas?
i am in south africa,it would take many moons on horse to las vegas.
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what music and drink should i serve at my annual T.M.G party?(T.M.G.- The Middle Ground party for atheists and theists annual get together)
please rsvp asap.
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Why are alligators so angry all the time?
they not angry at all its how they look,even they get pissed at how they look if they only looked cuter and we came closer...yummy.
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What's the biggest fine you've had, for overdue library books?
$800,oh for the library no fines at all.
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what's your favorite illegal activity?
having a smoke.
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Are we the supreme species?
we like to think so but looking at our planet we might just be the silliest of them all.
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I am an alien, what are the most impotent things I should know about planet Earth?
dont tell nobody,dont trust anyone-exept me,i will explain when you come to my house and i have a safe secure room for you to live in.
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Where do you go to purchase your herbs?
from my herbalist up in the mountains,we call it mountain cabbage,lol
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What type of shoes does a witch wear?
i would imagine something comfortable,earth friendly and would vary from black shoes to sandells.
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Why it's agood idea to have such kind of prison?
why they should be punished for their crimes?
please help me ^_^
they must be punished for there crimes,do the crime do the time,then again those doinig time learn a lot more about crime,its another world in there one you cant imagine so dont do the crime.
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Why do we eat in public but eliminate in private?
because it wont be appetising to be eating a nice meal and watching other people eliminating around you and i guess babies wont be wearing nappies,nice man nice!
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CHRISTIANS TRUE or FALSE: The more I tithe, the more I'm blessed.
false,those who believe that might have a shock when they cross the finish line.
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To everyone older, what general advice would you have for a 19 year old?
male 49,be polite,treat people as you would like to be treated,listen-really listen when spoken to by loved one believe me on that,enjoy life and tackle the worst chores first, an eye for a eye(ok some might say im wrong on that but im not perfect) oh and dont ever carry hate and revenge in your heart it will make you bitter with life and lastly if you fail at something in life so what, better...
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I have two daughters named Destiny and Heaven and for my third girl I want a name that goes well w/ the others what would you pick?
Willow or Starr
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As it is not addictive, I could quit cannabis for life if I wanted to, but why would I want to?
beats me.
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How to become white in colour? wat to do to make face white?
stick head in bleach,try many creams and stand a chance to create more problems,and in 5 yrs time wish you had stayed as you are or be happy with yourself,we all have something we want changed but be happy with you or nobody will,all the best
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If you do not believe in heaven, how do you describe what it will be like after your death?
i think the athiests will be dust to dust,sand to sand
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Grumpy/Grouchy seem to be winning the match. Happy/ Funny are getting weaker and weaker. Why are grumbling grouches taking over?
my granpa allways said if theres one bad apple in the bunch,lol,i hope its not true what you say rosie or lord help us all.
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Do you think it is childish to "go after" people whom you find annoying? Isn't that a waste of time? Do you know anyone who does it?
not only childish but stupid as well,leave them be and dont spend time consumed with "going after "thoughts.some people will go out there way to be annoying if they know it gets to you,so you have heard the saying in one ear out the other,anyhow let them have there say,relax and think that as they are trying to annoy you you are in fact annoying them,good day to you rosie
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Why do you like AB more than facebook?
i am not a big facebooker but on ab its nice,good people and i enjoy it
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What on earth are you doing?
shuuu quiet now,dont want any attention now,lol
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Hey answerbag friends I just got my new grandaughter born 1/8/11 weighing in at 8lbs 11 ozs and I patched things up with my kids.WONDERFUL!!
10/10,all the best
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If I will slap woman in face in Japan can I be arrested for that?
i hope so and maybe some man notices and gives you a few bitch slaps,why not go to a bar and slap a man?
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Do you think aliens from outer space would be offended by this question: "Is Earth the greatest planet"?
no they would laught at it,it would most likley become a joke among them as they watch us destroy ourselves
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What is the relationship between thoughts and realities?
they are relative.
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Can any one think about past and future at the same time?
only the woman can al
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Can anyone think three things at the same time?
the woman can al.
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What is something that you wish you could get paid for doing?
daydreaming
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How old were you when you first lived alone? (without roommates or housemates)
16
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How old were you when you first lived alone? (without roommates or housemates)
16
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Since all religions believe in a single God, why not all of us come together as one....?
the words "power" and "greed" seem to jump out my mouth.
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Is it a sin when we unknowingly/unavoidably kill some small insects like mosquitos,bees,etc?
its a big sin,but bigger still if its ants so watch for the ants,lol
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What if the Bible is so magickal, that in the end it burns itself?
or we choke! koff! burn it,koff! koff!
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who is the patron saint of gymnastics??
St Mastics.
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I was a late starter, because I had, had a brain injury I didn\'t start puberty untilI was 15, (boy).
no problem you still got a lifetime ahead,enjoy it.
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Are there Marshmallows in Mars?
yes,just as there is cheese on the moon.
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If a non-catholic who is divorced (civil marraige before), finds their soul mate who is a practising catholic (never been married), they decide to get married can they have a catholic church service? Would there be a problem with the previous divorce?
i would think it would be ok,unless no catholics have ever been divorced or married someone who is divorced.
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What is the biggest threat to the Amazon rain forest?
that would be us as usual,mankind.
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does an atheist named jesus believe in himself ?
lol.no it would just be a name,madonna broke up with jesus(her boyfriend)a while back,just a name and if the real "jesus"does come i hope us christians realise it,who knows maybe an atheist might point him out to us.
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How many questions can Answerbag Staff ask in a half hour?
2,belly belly clebar questions too hay?
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Which country that people carry guns in the streets?
many countries,many guns,many people,many dead,flip i sound like a soothsayer.
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What are you planning to do on World Leprosy Day?
have a nice swim in the pool,massage,sauna and a refreshing shower then a few beers.
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My boyfriend is a picky eater and it stresses me out mainly because the food I cook or like to eat he dislikes. He has OCD and some of the food that creep him out are my Favs, He hates a lot of vegetables and fruits. He cant cook and his picky. Advice pls
let him cook until he meets you in the middle,besides let him see you can also be picky and call it OCD,i have OCD not one but quite a few,lol,all the best.
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Are frogs a good animal to raise for fur?
just might be a bad idea,try raise baby seals that might be better untill the clubbing starts.
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What is my cats name?
tie a name tag on the cat untill you remember,heck you can even tie one around your neck this will help you remember when you are not with the cat,you can even take the nametag off your cat.(its around your neck incase you forgot)if you do forget its around your neck then you can tie something around your wrist to remind you that your cats name is around your neck,all the best.
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Are there any stupid space aliens out there or are they merely shy not to be interviewed by CNN?
they are not shy,they dont sleep,they watch,something like chuck norris.
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When's the last time you had a good talk with yourself...and what did you discuss?
just reflected on the past year and gave myself a harsh word or two,felt bad then a bit of a pickup chat.
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Where can i buy all IVF equipments like micro injection tools ,ivf workstations,Spermfuge, ThermoPlate,Embryo Freezer,System for ART,Suction Pumps for oocyte aspiration,CO2 incubator,
are you dr frankenstien?
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Whoever said "Money doesn't buy happiness" never had to choose between heat and food.
or tried to pay with happiness,sure it dont buy happiness but it makes life easier.
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everyone lies... any exception?
yes,my wife.
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What is the difference between a fork and a spoon?
sorry man but if you dont know that by now why bother,just carry on eating with your hands.
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What is the difference between a fork and a spoon?
a fork is similar to the garden fork,it is flat and has about 4 sharp ends that you can stick in your meat or food and then cut it with you spoon,use the flat side of the spoon for cutting.
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What are some things you shouldn't ask people you just met?
what brand soap do you use?
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What do people "speaking in tongues" talk about?
you,lol
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The liar says, "You will positively die!" "You will not be like God!"
Who is the liar?
the liar is the liar.
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did you know that answering your door in a black hooded robe carrying a 14" dagger makes Jehovah witnesses leave very quickly?
thank you,lol
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do you think crazy people are crazy ?
crazyeee people,sometimes it helps to be crazy kwaak!pok!pok! (as per marky mark,lol)
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Can a 30 year-old man lose 60 kilos of weight if he currently weighs 50 kilos?
very interesting,wabbo,very interesting,be good to see,lol
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Are you running down the drain?
i was last year but am now climbing out,or should i say slithering out,lol
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What year had the date October 17th?
every year
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How many times the name of Jesus's mother is mentioned in the Bible ?
2846 times,not that im counting,lol
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Do you feel Moses was a good person or something else?
yes i feel he was a good person.
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Favorite names for restaurants?
The Lions Head.
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if you and your s/o were the last people on earth, and had to repopulate it, would you suppress relgion ?
no,suppress this then that and here we are again,i think we need diferent views in life,not that one allways listens.
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True or False: God loves us all?
he does,but that dont get you to be with the big man,i think your footprints you leave behind you till you cross the finish line is what makes the difference.
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why are there atheists?
same reason there are Christians,i am a believer and seems a lot of us christians forget that god,yes our god gave us the freedom of choice,not over certain things but everything.
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Why are you, you?
tis who i am,me.
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Should I really pay this woman for a tarot reading?
keep the cash,some may see the future in a single way but each choice you make will change your future,the different paths you take on each choice makes for a difficult maybe impossible prediction of ones future
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Whether you read it or roll joints with it, is not the Bible just "harsh?" hack, hack, choke.
very harsh,choke,hack hack,lol
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What kind of cereals do the answerbag staff eat for breakfast?
cheeryO's
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I did something really bad, I took a gold necklace from boyfriends house, and sold it because I didnt have any money.
stand still and empty your pockets,lol, tell him about it and offer to replace it or give him the money,im sure things will be ok,all the best
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I'm thinking of getting a green anaconda for a pet. I know they can grow to 25 feet or so, which would be awesome. I'm going to keep it loose in my apartment, cause I don't have a cage big enough for something that size. What do I feed a giant snake?
great thinking,something big and alive about the size of a human,maybe have a friend sleep over every 2 weeks,ok soon it will be strangers sleeping over,lol
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Would something I own already make an appropriate wedding gift rather than a store-bought item?
i think its a great idea.
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If I gave you a dollar would you not press charges ???
do you have the police telephone number?
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Is it crummy if mummy is rummy?
no its fummy,gooday to you rosie
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I try. I really do try. But I fail. Should I give up?
never failure,always a lesson mr bromide,fail at what if i may ask?
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Why do people driving in their cars stare at other drivers?
maybe they are looking at you looking at them,lol,dont worry its just you,sometimes after a joint i feel like everyones looking at me,so if you look at nobody then you wont have anyone looking at you but i still look at people looking at me,so i think its in the head.
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How far is it between the moon&sun?
around by half.
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Are you satisfied with who you are?
I don’t quite like myself. I don’t let anyone get close to me.
we all have something about ourselves we are not happy about,i must of been in the front when it came to ears and nose(big)but the reality is one must like yourself or how can otheres,it takes all kinds of people on eartrh,each different,each special in some way,but one becomes ones own enemy in your mind.peace
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What grade or mark did you get in Physics in high school?
i never made it
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What is striking about you appearance?
full of tattoos,one one neck by ear as well
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I need to keep up with my American and other friends here for New Year celebrations.It's 2.47 pm here in England.What about where you are?
5.27 pm here in south africa.
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Are you a better hunter on an empty stomach?
the lion hunts better hungry,a worker works better when hungry,watch after lunch,ok not all ,maybe
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Why would our friend send us this tiny Christmas card in a flimsy, thread-bare envelope?
wow,its the thought,if this is what confuses you get a life.
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i think im going to write a book,,what do you think it should be about??
i keep wanting to write a book as well,very difficult task,my was something like "life and times of ront"about my life my mistakes my bad my good,but dont sound to eye gripping,like shouting" brittney spears meltdown"maybe call it "meltdown of ront"naa still dont grip the mind...ront who,lol
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Who would like to wish a happy new year to all AB members?
big up to you all,have a good one(be safe)take a listen.
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Who would like to wish a happy new year to all AB members?
big up to you all,have a good one(be safe)
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Who would like to wish a happy new year to all AB members?
big up to you all and may the best still be coming.
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Jesus was well known, so why did they need Judas to identify who Jesus was?
because that was how it had to go down,the big bust,the judas amongnst friends,the lies and you know the gory rest...peace
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To all my AB friends and other AB users: I wish you all a very happy New Year and all the best for 2011! :)
back at you bloed en melk and your loved ones,have a good one
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What is something that you once thought you'd never do, but now have done?
cocaine for about 12 mths,but am now clean,thankfully,but caused big trust issues in my 22yr marrage i caused.
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Why do people from other coutnries constantly critisize United States citizens as though they are the ones causing trouble in the world?
beats me,i live in south africa and think you guys do more help around the world so big respect to you guys,some questionabal but most good,as for the criterzisers who are they?do they even matter,you guys are great but alas my friend south africa is greater,lol
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Will you actually get inebriated for your New Years celebration?
this year i am going to pluck right out,im not into pissed out the head,vomit,pass out,i just get to a pluck with my odd drink and what,so yes this is major PLUCK this new year till them birds srart the mood for champane breakfast and hit that bed,maybe pluck dont evan have champane breakfast,just the birds sining me to sleep,nice pluck to you guys
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Are you afraid of the police? Why or why not?
why,where are they??????
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Do you celebrate boxing day where you live? we do in Canada.
its a holiday here in south africa but no big celebration day more like a quiet day,the day after day,lol
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What is your 2011 New Year's resolution?
i will try harder,lol
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What did your parents want you to be when you grew up?
to have a trade,electrician,mechanique or some trade behind my name,something i could allways fall back on if any my dreams dont come true,good advice i now know but did not listen to and went from one job to another,try to open a bussiness and fail,a few times i might add,and in some of those times with no work and a family i understood what they meant while looking in the jobs pages in the...
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I resist change. Don't like it much at all. But most of the time after I get used to it I really like it better. You too?
i hated the change on ab,but now its fine,hope you and loved ones had a merry x-mas,gooday rosie
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Wll one be able to run 100 meters in...second after 1000 years?
exaactly,it will be so quick that it seemed as if it did not start,lucky by then we will have super slow motion buttons on our remotes,and we will have very small bodies with big head,maybe they dont even run its just broadcast on tv,ratings,money,power blha blah
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What will happen if I pick my nose?
you might change your mind
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Where does the light go when I close my refrigerator door?
its there you just cant see the light,but its inside
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What age should you tell your children santa is not real and how do you explain why you lied to them so long?
i still have not told them,they are all finished school and wood of figured it out,and if they believe in santa today .... well lets say i pulled off my part perfectly,and you seeing those eager faces,bright eyes,not feeling tired,then finding sant had come,santa has gone again and you had to fall asleep like you allways do.
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Would you pay $500,000.00 to attend LeBron James birthday party?
no,i dont think i would pay that,flip i wont pay to attend anyones birthday party,i get invited to parties,or not,peace
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Are you a very patient person?
no,i try hard and seem to do ok,but at times i have tried to count my blessings with the spare time,but alas i have opened my big mouth and mostly got a good surprise but at times lets just say..put my foot in my mouth,ask about embarrassing,lol
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name 3 things that make life worth living......mines are Love, games, and drag-racing!!!
love,family and bad habits,lol
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What is your favorite mixed drink - brand of beer - wine of choice for the holidays?
start the morning with beer,by 12 its time for good old jack with the odd shooter then at five a bottle or 2 of wine with a small snack then from 6.30 its tequelas with the odd jack inbetween and i think by midnight its shooters,but nothing like that first beer in the morning as you wake up,ice cold and down the whole beer,gets you awake,lol
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why do people insist on being stupid
thats stupid,if you do it must be handled as a buss deal,no family,friends promise and say so apply here,bussiness straight from the beginin,but lets not forget that there are those out there whos handshake does mean more than a contract,but thats far and few between,anyhow beats me how people insist on being stupid,maybe its a stage one goes throught,maybe i have been throught it or maybe...
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Do you have a re-occuring dream ? Details....
out in the boat,shark infested water,family leaning over the edge and falling in and just not making it back to the boat,you seen a great white hit at a speed,puff all red spots behind the boat,what could this mean.......am i the shark,lol
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How much is too much? Of anything ? With anything ? regarding anything ?
one one knows,but we have done so much with so little that we are now qualified to do anything with nothing,sorry just take some meds....or maybe there can never be to much of anything with anything regaurding anything,to some it is half empty and to others it is half full,i allways prefer mine half full,on a serious note oneself must decide what is to much or not for oneself sake,one must...
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If there was one moment in your life that you could re-live - which moment would it be ?
970151
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Why 2ply toilet paper?
softer on the nose,lol
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What is your view of Rastafarianism?
like the smoke rule,lol
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How can i make money as a lazy teenager?
not easy,get a passion ang chase it,you will be thankfull later,one must have the dream so forget the lazy part,work hard,good bucks,nice living and hard parting,listen now to a fool for once
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In your opinion, what does a bunny symbolize? (besides Easter)
frying bunny in onions,tomatoes and spices,thick sauce on a bed rice.
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if i do nothing bad or nothing good for my whole life, do i go to heaven or hell?
wont that be boring avoiding the sweet and sour in life,what would you do sit in a room alone all day doing nothing,staying in nothing for how long,what happens when you fall in love,how would you do nothing,so no its bad to do nothing,the only thing worse than the culprit of the crime is the people who say nothing,
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How do I remove labels from plastic bottles?
rub cooking oil on lable with finger,leave standing for a day,and presto off they come with no residue stuck to bottle,as if it was never there,same for glass bottles to remove labels,do it be shocked
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what to say back to soemone who calls you rich ? when you're not...
just reply ..you wish.
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What makes God awesome? What makes God not awesome?
1)giving us the freedom to choose and decide on our own what we want and what path to follow in lifes jourmy until we cross the finish line,2)giving us that choice he could of made us all perfect but alas he put it in our hands,and a right mess we seem to be doing as a human race,peace
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What did the Police want last time they were at your house?
fraud charges,i was innocent but case took 2yrs lto finish and i was cleared,allways keep reciepts just a tip,lol
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What did the Police want last time they were at your house?
fraud charges,i was innocent but case took 2yrs lto finish and i was cleared,allways keep reciepts just a tip,lol
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What did the Police want last time they were at your house?
fraud charges,i was innocent but case took 2yrs lto finish and i was cleared,allways keep reciepts just a tip,lol
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Should public humiliation be used as a form of punishment?
whould be nice to see a rapist taking a flogging,bring him roung when he faints and beat him some more,but maybe some bigwigs out there deserve this as well
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You see a vampire suddenly in your room, while you were on Anwerbag.com. He looks very hungry for blood, and he blocks the exit, you react?
calm down man,you can be a supplier of humanes to him,befriend the down and out of there luck,get him washed and clothed party his last party and whammo,you deliver and vamp will reward you generosly,you will have a good life,lol,think of the inlaws first.
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Express the fraction 2/7 as a rounded decimal.
3,39
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What do you make for breakfast when there is no milk in the fridge and the store ran out of milk as well?
water,not the same but gives the body enery,those house bugs are packed with protien,after a week you will love it,just leave the snails as many can kill you,wheres that bug?
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i am atheist! afraid to let the world know.especially my neighbors.what do you suggest i do?
avoid christian talk,i dont base any of my friends on believing or not,i believe but so what,be yourself your footprints you leave on earth will count,more than one thinks,guess there will be many athiests up with the big man and quite a few christians down by you know who,and i really believe this very warped you might think.
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Your favorite race?
100m sprint.
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What say we abolish religions & religious beliefs & just start all over by simply accepting God does exist -on one's own terms?
here we are " T.M.G " i am a prhophet of T.M.G and feel free to ask any questions and suggestions.
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what is a great gift for a man? please help
on /off switch,on the woman that is,lol
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What is a teacher's most important responsibility?
to bring out the best in each pubil,sounds easy but the way the teenagers speak i would beat some manners in them,oohhppss watch out for the child protector groups,lol
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Do you know who created Rudolph the red nosed reindeer?
must be the big man upstairs, i do know he was nasmed by santa,lol
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darkness ? light ? or gray ?
i think we need all and maybe shades as well
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$$ bills say " in God we trust". Do you not use money any more because you don't trust/believe in God. Seems the USA is a God loving nation.
no its just a trustful name,means nothing to me,makes the dollar seem good,well to some,i dont read the fineprint,i just loof at amount of bill,lol
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How do you go on living with nothing left to live for?
time heals,but one needs to put oneself first,yyou may stumble along the way,repair yourself in and out,come to terms and one step in front of the other,no speed,time will get you there,you will come out stronger than you thought,all the best
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Do you ever push the "close doors" buttons instead of the "open doors" button when you see someone coming for the elevator?
no,but ashamedly,well actually pushed close doors due to some sorry excuse for my self at whateveri was going int that time of my live,lol
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What's the best way to start a savings?
cents make the dollar,as the bal increases you find it harder to withdraw,pretty cool,stat with the cents,makes sense to me,lol
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Do not suspect that you are able to answer me, don't you? But what's the question then?
i suspect i can answer you?
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Do all believers go to to Heaven?
no,some only wear the believers coat.
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What to do to while away time while on an elevator on the 200th floor during a long brownout?
stand still and dont move
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Is your name on the "No Fly" list with the TSA?
yes
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What is the way to wisdom?
the same way as to age.
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What's one thing that you know to be a lie, that many people accept as truth?
goverments mushroom managment programme.
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What do you think about people who were caught driving under the influence?
drag them round the backyard and shoot them.
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I dont understand how an adult could believe in Imaginry god after reading....I mean realy reading the book of fairy tales in the bible
some do some dont,dont diss us and we wont diss you,if you dont believe i dont care.maybe you reading kids books,pull yourself toghether man,peace
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Would you continue to eat meat, if it were mandatory that you butcher your own meat? (Not allowed to have someone else do it for you)
yes,drag it to the back yard and shoot it,bleed it and cut up.
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If you have a pet crocodile, what would be a nice name you can call it?
matilda
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How old will you be next year?
50 why remind me,lol
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Why do christians believe in a god that is not just?
who said the big man is not just,i hear what you say and i think the footprints one leaves behind you will play a big role and nobody knows what waits for them at the finish line in life or how the big man will judge us,so i expext many athiests in hevan and many christians in hell,but we will know when we cross the finish line so watch them footprints,lol
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Do you ever do things at work to look busy while not doing anything at all and what do you do to look busy?
no,if im busy im busy if not i sit and look and listen,it helps that its my bussiness,lol
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Do you ever do things at work to look busy while not doing anything at all and what do you do to look busy?
no,if im busy im busy if not i sit and look and listen,it helps that its my bussiness,lol
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are you a reptilian shape-shifter? if so, please take me to your leader.
yethh you mussst firssst tell usssss why you neeeeed to seeeee him?
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do you think paul mccartney died in 1966 and was replaced by a paul lookalike?
yes,so were the rolling stones and kings of leon,oh yes and ozzy osborne has been replaced 3 times,sorry just let me light my spliff,lol
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How can I become a member of the Flying Ku Klux Klan? I love to fly in my broom. ;-)
same as the gangs waboo stay away,hows the ice cream,finished?lol
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Can anyone tell me their secret to being a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, VERY GOOD lover?
keep trying,forever,lol
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do you consider JWs taking their kids along house to house to recruit , a form of child abuse or using the child ?
maybe its in there teachings and view on life,im sure the kids would rather be eleswear and i dont think its cool but then i dont know the JWs ways,me been christian and when they knock at the door politely say no,i dont know why i have never let them in my door,guess we all have our own paths in life.
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If the name John McCain is mentioned, what comes to mind?
McCains frozen vegetables
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If the name John McCain is mentioned, what comes to mind?
McCains frozen vegetables
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What would be the first question Pres. Obama would ask if he joins AB, supposing his two lovely daughters prodded him to join for a week?
No Paparazzi(YYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)
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Which gang is more dangerous, the Mafia or the Yakusa?
no joining the gangs now waboo,have some hot chocolate sauce with the ice cream,yummy.lol
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Do you sometimes stop in the middle of the hallway and end up trying to remember where you were going and what you needed or wanted?
many times a day,dont worry about it..... worry about what was that again,lol.
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Fill in the blank: Waboo is ____________
SUPERMAN,no hes human like us all,lol
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Can you say in backwards?
ni
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What language did god speak?
the language of peace( in our language,amazing hey?)
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If atheists discovered that there IS a God should it be kept secret ..or should we tell the Christians?
ah ha so you know something,spit it out and shame the devil,lol
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Who is Jesus' Father? If you get it wrong, you are marked.
he is my son,my son.
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There are people who are usually involved in some "gettingbackatcha" battle or another. Do they believe they are always under attack?
one must feel sorry for them as they become there own worst enemy,hi rosie and a great day to you.
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When was chutes&ladders created?
snakes people snakes and ladders,lol
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Should civilians with a concealed weapons license be able to carry a gun anywhere since we have had so many shootings?
they have the licence to do so,they know how to handle the weapons and may even save you or a loved one in a situation and yes like everything in life one or two dont deserve or should have weapons.
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Aren't you horrified to be a man in a Church? When the veil is lifted, Are You going to slip him the tongue when You kiss the Groom?
stoned man stoned,lol
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Where can I find some good and funny chinese proverbs or mexican proverbs? These sure can be funny if you know how to talk it right
confucious says,what goes up must come down.
confusious says,that what breaths in must breath out.
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I hate going poo poo out my bum, is there some operation I could have to poo poo from another place?
there there,wipe your mouth now,lol
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is there really a god?
yes,let the poll speak
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is there really a god?
Share your answer...
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Can people in heaven look down and see us?
i dont think the big man would make them suffer and see what a mess we make on earth,i think the big man has shed a tear or two looking at some of our choices on earth.
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How can my boy friend get used to womens clothing
maybe he dont want to,just a thought.
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Is it better to be self-taught, or to have a great teacher?
self taught is fine but if one can learn more from great teacher then learn from them if you can,lol i sound like" confucius says"
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Can you judge the quality of someones intelligence on their handwriting?
by the way my doctor writes a perscription i hope not
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Give your age & your top Christmas present
29 and a small island with house and boat of my own,just kidding 49 and nowdays having my kids around is tops
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How do you feel about suicidal people?
not that i would notice if one was suicidal i might, but i guess feel sorry for them,not having walked in there shoes.
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Which memories live the longest?
sadly to some only the bad times.
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I lost my favourite socks. Other than the last place I saw them, where do you recommend I look?
your friends house,maybe she also liked them,lol
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Can Animals Commit suicide
some do by nature,lemmings,whales spring to mind,but i am sure there are a few pets who must think of it,so old and want death but the owner will love them to death,and some who cant stand there owners but cant get out the yard to run in front of a truck,lol
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If you could change one physical thing and one personal thing about yourself, what would they be?
10 inch and to think before i speak,lol
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Religion makes a person happy, decent, humanist, powerful, and ---?
stupid to even believe that,i am a christian but still have a long way to go on lifes road and face what lies ahead,the christians who think they are powerful are insecure bible pushers,peace
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I wish to be swallowed by a snake
could i not interest you in a lioness with young cubs,she would only injure you so the cubs could learn to hunt and you could be there first kill,better than watch you get crushed by a python and watch him slowly swallow a dead you,lets have fun watching the cubs learn to kill you, should take a few hrs and loads of fun to see.
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Was Jesus a Sith Lord?
no a sith is a sith,jesus not big on the show and prove things thing.
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my uncle was beat and choked to the point of blacking out by his step-son in kentucky what can he do?
wait till hes sleeping and beat crap out of him,stay away from face and concentrate on knees,elbows and hands,bottom of feet also a good place,use a medium sized baseball bat will do,or kick him out the house,unless un uncle was wrong and stepson reacted that way.........be warned i am not a proffesionall at home counselling it just my feeling so think before running for the bat,lol
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just came from a rave been dancing all night.took two 5 hour energy drinks and 3 monsters....what should i do (started at 8pm its 6am)
stand in the cornere and dance,like the best dancer in the world,lol.
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Botox? or do I age gracefully?
botox
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Which country is the most powerful in the world?
SOUTH AFRICA
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I ate corn flakes today, but instead of using the normal 2% fat milk, I used 1%. Could I be pregnant?
and it shall be named... babyflake.
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Safe to shower with my tattoo?
yes,gently wash tattoo area,dont let water spray on tattoo only when rinsing soap off,when drying pat the tattoo area dry,apply antiseptic cream on tattoo,gently wash your tattoo every 3 hrs pat dry and apply cream for fist 2 days then just cream until scabs fall off,do not pick scabs or scratch when it gets itchy,keep tattoo moist as much as possible
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What do you expect from God?
not expect but hope he lets me in the gate.
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What do you think God Googles?
our choices.
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When an atheist tells someone to "go to hell". Where are they sending them?
they picked up the saying from us christians who swear,means the same as f**k off
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how long does a person have to live in order to create enough shit that would equal to twice the mass of the earth?
so thats how we are getting closer to the sun,lol,about 2cm a year(a pure guess)
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Which cake would you like me to serve ?
nice slice good homemade chocolate cake,thank you
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Do you consider swearing or cursing to be immoral? Does God frown on it? Or does He not care?
swearing and cursing is not good,i have done much more than my fair share of swearing(feeling ashamed)and will still swear in future because i am not perfect,i dont think the big man likes it when we swear and curse but i think he might understand at times,he must of bit his lip once or twice looking at how we humans behave,but he cares,in a good way that is,so lets try not to swear and i for...
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When you're at the bow of a huge ship traversing the Atlantic Ocean, what do you think as you spread your arms to embrace the cold wind?
titanic
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What was there in the universe when there was nothing?
a black hole,lol
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how do you deal with abused women if those are the type of girls who you are attracted to?
how many have been attracted to you?do you work with abused women?
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Why did God create woman?
so man wont rest,lol.
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What's the best job you can offer Sarah Palin other than politicking?
a posision at goverments mushroom managment center
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The outside world already has a very low opinion about Americans... But did you have to prove our point with Palin?
well i dont have a low opinion of americans and we all have palins of our own,so dont sweat it those that judge a nation by its idiots are themselves idiots.
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If you have total control of your life, could you please turn that rock into bread?
only the foolish can believe they have total controll of there life,you can to a point but then theres" life" that can bring a twist of fate and those that believe they can controll fate well those are the breadmakers of stone,lol
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Why waste your time writing questions about Sarah Palin?
sarah palin who?
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Which is worse, a drunk or a stoner?
the drunk
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is it anoyin wen i tipe leik a morun?
i cank know,whoo learned you too spoke engeesh,,yoou speaker welly wel engeesh my flend not bee mbarrasset yoou keep to bee treing welly haard,mee speaker heelp yoou much flend,flank yoou soo much
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What was left out of the bible and why, and was it right that they did so?
who knows and its not right because then man has changed it for whatever reason,good or bad who knows.
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nun uf da vowls on my keyboard wurk wat shud i do
y cn nly d yr best,gd lck mt
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If Jesus were alive today would he be on a "no-fly list"?
why?i dont get the question,lol
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what can i add to my list of 100 things to do before i die?
sit and enjoy a sundowner or 2,all alone,african bushveld is awsome but wherever you are,enjoy the sunsetting with a drink of your choice.
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hey, how do you ask a question on answerbag?
same as you just did,snap man,snap out of it.
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Where Abouts Are You From In The World?
i live in south africa,zululand in natal,i am a white zulu,lol
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You have come to a fork in the road...Do you go left or right?
go right,its the right thing to do,lol
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Why do they sell things cheap in the ghetto?
its things that"fall off the trucks" lol
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Can the supernatural Big Bang warrior fight the fairies?
what fairies?
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Why can't Americans be as intelligant as Canadians?
i are canadeean and i cant know why.
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Do Americans realise that they are the most hated country in the world?
says who "die_untoten_artz" translated means " the_untold_asswipe" gudendagen assholen.
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What kind of people seem to be the naughtiest?
me,lol
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What kind of people seem to be the naughtiest?
me,lol
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How do theists explain the difference of all the religions?
the same as we do to athiests.
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If you hear someone screaming that he/she is drowning, would you care?
i would help,but remember it is very dangerous if you dont know what to expect,you can die
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if at a restaurant, a client like you starts chocking, would you move to another table?
why to get a better view of them chocking to death,why not help? sounds like you must live at lake helen?
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What kind of people seem to be the naughtiest?
seems like my kind
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Is everyone on AB aware of the simple fact that nobody really cares about their opinion?
some do some dont,i do to some and not to others,in fact i like ab and not here to f**k around,for those that do i dont care of them.
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Which would you rather have? Law Abiding Citizens AND Criminals having GUNS or both of them WITHOUT guns?
with guns,what chance do you have against 4 people with bats and knives,not all have guns and id rather go blazing away at them with or without guns,they meant harm
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Should I Call Her
if you single then nothing to lose with making the call,do it
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Is becoming a dentist hard?
harder than life,no
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Where to find language exchange partner?
no fala engeesh.
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What are some good techniques to help someone to quit smoking?
the mind,iv been trying to stop for 31 of my 33yrs smoking and i sill have a long way to go,lol ............ WHAT? you mean help somebody well you cant,they can,if you could help someone there would be no smokers in the first place??
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Why would a person curse the day he was born?
normally guilt,getting caught doing bad things and facing the ones you hurt,feeling sorry for yourself,or just because they are assholes,remember this is one side only.
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How old is your cats?
she died in 1979,about 39yrs old,sniff,did you have to bring it up,sniff,lol
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When you receive a chain email that tells you to forward the email or else something bad will happen, what do you do?
delete
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Do you do anything special to reverse aging or just let things happen naturally?
i use that special anti aging cream,lol,but yes exersise,watch the gas cold drinks,i try to drink water,eat a bit healthy,smokings really bad at aging you but at 49 im still trying to give up,lol,the other thing iv heard is small bites at a time,no smiling,frowning,laughting at all,but that seems stupid to me,and then theres surgery which is cool so long as you dont have the chipmunk look.,all...
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If you get close enough to Jehovah, will you pluck his beard?
no i would pluck myself.
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Who/what was your favorite bad guy on Supernatural?
spike
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Is cussing allowed in ab?
its not nice but some on here do at times,the buggers and i am one of them,i do it when its done to me and other times i just cant help it because of some egg im trying to talk to,i guess i still have a long way to go,may i use this oppotunity to apologise to any i have offended and to those i am still going to offend,all my apologies to all
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We are trying to breed my dog and my friends but the female keeps turning and bitting , growling at him. She is in heat
thats creepy,rather use a male dog,lol
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Is it too late, too late, too late, too late for love?
i dont think so,love strikes at funny times,sometimes in bad times and sometimes in good times plus in between,i think one shuts or closers themselves away from love also many reasons,mainly pain and unhappiness that has affected them from past relationships,but love is great and when in love again one must love like one has never been hurt,
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if you could be with the devil what would you ask him?
better move on there here comes the big man
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Now be honest. Did any of the Fathers here have a little taste of Mothers milk when their first born was breast feeding?
i did,my kids are now 24 and 19 but i am sill breastfeeding,lol
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Just to be clear: Athiests can't be 100% sure that god doesn't exist?
no they cant,same as we cant show them
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Should You Let Your Child Cry It Out?
yes,its good for his lungs
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Why do we get information stuck in our minds, like songs?
the ears get full,lol
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Do you agree with euthanasia for the terminally ill? Why?
yes,i dont want my ass wiped,be a burden on family,they suffer more than you,your loved ones that is,if i dont have a right i will find a way myself even if i chew my arm off
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What is your take on New Age spirituality?
maybe crap,maybe a different path to the same place (religion)or a need for certain of there followers,a cult,as a christian i really dont give a hoot?
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What is your take on New Age spirituality?
maybe crap,maybe a different path to the same place (religion)or a need for certain of there followers,a cult,as a christian i really dont give a hoot?
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What is your take on New Age spirituality?
maybe crap,maybe a different path to the same place (religion)or a need for certain of there followers,a cult,as a christian i really dont give a hoot?
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Are all forms of slavery bad and abusive?
sorry excuse my smal edumucation but what is a "good"form of slavery and abuse?pleasee help me master"
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What do you think happens to you when you die? How do you know yor dead?
you rely on otheres,if you wake up screaming in the dark coffin dont scratch your fingers to the bone,it hurts and you will run out of oxegen and then you will know you are dead,dont scream in confined spaces as this could harm your hearing,lol
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What would you give a pimp for christmas?
hiv
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What's the difference between trash, refuse and garbage?
you can REFUSE to to it,you throw out the GARBAGE,and TRASH can talk.
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I had an incident the other night, and my doc said to take it easy for a few days and relax, should I be here on AB? LOL
count to 10 at some of the questions/answers before charging in now,lol,enjoy
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Weapon of choice? (See Description).
2 swords and a zippo.
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Are you good at palm reading? What can you predict with what the creases on this hand show?
you can tell a lot from that hand,1)it is 32yrs 8mths old 2)index finger has been broken 3)the hand has carried a lot of weight4)it is a female 5)she has hung around a lot 6)the hands have picked a lot(fleas) 7)that hand could kill you quite easily,now as for the eyes .... lol
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Why was answerbag created?
i dont know but turned out quite cool,i enjoy abville,lol,cool and different people from here there and everywhere,a few asses but they are everywhere.
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someone seriously help me kill myself. i need to die. my mom even said so. please. tell me the easiest and quickest way.
please you cant do that to yourself,those who love you would be crushed,todays problem will have a different view tomorrow,sad for your mom to say that and im sure she dont mean it in her heart,things get heated and when one is hurt you normally retaliate by saying something you know will really cut deep and hurt the other person and it becomes a vicious circle as you both say things you do...
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What is an impala?
its a buck that we have plenty south africa
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What do you think of"He who is not against me is for me", agree or dissagree and what do you think it means?.Points if you identify source
i agree,sounds like king hendry VIII th,but it from the bible i think and as a christian i have not read the big book completly.
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A sphincter says what?
eat all your dinner now!
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How do atheists find meaning in life ?
A humans life purpose in life is to worship god ...
What do atheists look forward to?
hi anil m,many christians say they worship,they talk the talk but dont walk the walk,many athiests talk there talk but dont walk the walk,good and bad both sides and as for meaning in life i think we all have our own meanings and thoughts,as a believer i have the big man with me who i neglect whe life is good but in bad times i maybe fill his ears a bit to much,funny thing us humans
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What is more important to you (and why): Love, Money or Power?
love it is,but i wont say no to the other,all three would be good,lol i wish
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What would you do about a person who called you a liar, said you treated people badly, and called your family antisocial
one of three things.1)tell him to f**k off as it would be crap hes saying.2)if it has affect on my family i would beat him up(primative i know but would make me feel better and him think twice before talking crap about someone.3)if he persists after no 1 or no 2 then drag him round to the backyard and shoot him,lol
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Is there a translator for American English to Canadian English, eh?
yo,its camerican,eh?
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Im thinking of a tattoo, which is better of the two black panther or white tiger? the other is a medievil dragon or chinese dragon?
cant see
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Can you listen to music and concentrate on something else at the same time?
i am only a man.
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how can i stop having nightmares about Krispy Kreme closing down
take it one night at a time,but try to find something to replace it,bury a Krispy Kreme and say farewell to it maybe a last bite of it but at least bury half and be done with it,remember one night at a time,all the best
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Is there a place for good people, but not quite good enough to get into heaven?
never thought of it but i sure hope so just in case i miss by a small shot,a nice place with sports and bars ect,lol
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Is there a major corporation that you actually like?
coca cola for the brandy,jack,cane ect ect
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What is the initial of your first name? Mine is K:)
R ............
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What do you think when people arbitrarily announce good deeds or charities that they do?
some even make me throw up a little in my throat,lol
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Hallo.How can i get someone probably in a developed country to implement my simple lucrative car selling idea?am John
tell me all about it,my good friend and if its good i will stea.. i mean manage it for you?
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What if you woke up the next day as a member of the opposite gender, and no one else seemed to notice?
i would do what every man has thought if he were a woman,lol
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"In God We Trust". To do what?
to help us in troubled times,thats when many of us christians remember do in troubled times,but when things are good we tend to neglect the big mam,peace
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What does"for sale by owner"mean?
he never believed in advertising,lol
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What does"for sale by owner"mean?
hes tired,throwing the towel in
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can you teach your dwarf rabbit to do tricks
only small tricks,lol
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You are found Sunday morning wondering the streets naked !
What is your excuse ?
on Tuesday last week we had an attempted home robbery,i have a 2,1 m wall around my house,3 dogs and passers by cant see in,i live in south africa have a wife and 2 daughters,3in 5 women are raped in s.s. one every 40 seconds,housebreaks end in brutal and barbaric rape and death,as i got out the shower my wife screamed that somene was at the window i looked and saw him,grabbed my weapons and...
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Why are the old and new testaments so contradictory? For example, why would God say "whoever doesn't work, doesn't eat", then later
the big book needs to be updated and throught time im sure bit by bit man has curbed here and there for many reasons i guess,some good and some not,soonest oneth shalt notter forestandeth whateth stares upon thee uyonder the biggeth booketh, now dat be tyght to say to allyo peeps out dhe,lol
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Christians: what are your exact reasons for beleiving in god? is it because you had no where else to turn or just need to beleive in it?
the same as yours not believing in god,only faith separates us but thats cool by me,as for no where eles to turn there is nowear eles to turn exept to walk alone and im quite happy to have the big man there for me,ok so i do neglect him now and again and also pray my hardest only when i need him thats not cool of me i suppose,but im only humane dude and can only hope i make it up there if...
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What age would you recommend is the best age to start having kids?
between 28 to 32 seems a good age,i was married at 17 it failed 2nd time i was 26 it failed,my 3rd wife we have benn togheter 23yrs and only got married in 2005,maybe i was scared or she was cautious,lol,but the thing is love pays no heed to age and the heart is then known to make wrong choices.
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What is your favorite word to spell?
avocadobanachiepeel
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If a Psychic is "Psychic" then why can't they win the Lottery?
because they are fortune tellers,tellers of the future as i see you coming into great happiness,winning the lotto on your 3rd try from today with the numbers ........ sorry thats all i can say until you cross my palm with gold,mucho gold,lol
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Do you think the US President should have a gold air chariot like Serpentor?
yes with a pack of heyenas pulling.
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What is the basic difference between a Republican and a Democrat?
we need a demopublican to take from the wealthy
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WOW!! Venus is rather fast, don't you think?
its chasing mars as usual,or in some cases running from mars,much the same as on earth,lol
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I been married to the same guy most 3 years iam sick him runing my life he a man hitter it hard to get away from iam sick of going to my family all the time we have a child togther i dont know what to do iam looking for a nice guy know how treat a girl.
get you and child out of the relationship,forget about another man,get yoursef emotionally better and then a job to be indipendant,love will find you,this is easy said advice but many circumstances could be holding you back,please find help now it gets worse with time he will destroy you and make you feel worthless,all the best,be strong
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What word do you spell wrong over and over and over?
hippoelicrockoduk
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What is the most important thing your have learned in life?
trying not to be a hypocrite,i still have a way to go,lol
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We are adding a German Sheppard pup to our family. Can you help us name him? We want a strong name.
BRUTUS or PANZER what about GUSPAR
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Ghandi: maHOTma or NOTma?
HOTmama
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Ghandi: maHOTma or NOTma?
HOTmama
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When someone sings a song in a tonal language like Mandarin, notes take the place of tones, so how can you tell what words are being sung?
i cant,if its nice on the ears ill listen if not then some blues or rock for me.
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Should I convert to Kaballah?
why not,try a few things
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My face no longer fits. It is uncomfortable having a face that does not suit. Does anyone know how to adjust it so it fits again?
mines getting a bit loose and not fitting quite right,lol
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Does God really exist
to me yes and the reason i do is "believe" some do some dont and i dont care,we can make our own decision he gave us the freedom of choice,and when we cross the finish line and those who go be with the big man upstairs dont be surprised at the amount of athiests who made it,just as many believers will find them selves downstairs in that hot place with you know who,lol
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Is it true that Africa is where humankind came from?
yes then we evolved to kill each other.
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Which is one TV character that you simply adore?
Dexter,your friendly neighbour serial killer
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I spilled alcohol on my wood furniture? How do I fix it?
lick it up dont waste,lol,just kidding what wood?has it left a white mark?
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I hope this is not silly but I was wondering what the difference is between a deer and a reindeer? And where do reindeer mainly live?
deer live in forests and reindeer in the north pole.
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What artist or band would you like to go on tour with and why?
ill go with ozzy osborne i think we would click and be it would be interesting.(for him,lol)
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Are you old fashioned? If so, in what way?
kids need to feel the belt but wait hidings are banned in places and thats the reason screaming rude kids actually rule the folks.
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Can you get a headache from using dry board marker pens?
try writing with them its the sniffing giving the headaches,try glue,lol
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What is a good book to train dogs?
a small rolled up newspaper up to a phone book depending on size of dog,example:phone book works well on a toy pom,lol
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are atheists god's chosen people?
no they dont believe in god which is cool,those who believe are divided into many different houses(religions)of which i am sure each house thinks they are the chosen people,as a christen i have never thought who the chosen people are i dont care and believe the big man will judge us all and dont be surprised at the amount of atheists we see in heaven but that depends if we make it,and if one...
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Are you a giver or a taker? I hope people think I am a giver but sometimes I just don't know.
i guess a giver i seem to try and stand in the others shoes and end up giving,i guess iv been scammed here and there,lol,suppose the down and out also need cash to survive,mind i dont seem to recall any givers my side,lol,but all good.
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If Jesus can just resurrect himself at will, then why is it such a big deal that he died for "our sins"?
the big man resurrected jesus,lucky we did not see how he died a cruel and barbaric even tourtured death for our sins,f**k we dont even deserve it the way us humans behave and do you think it was easy for the big man,believe or dont your choice i dont care but lets not diss the big man,peace
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How many Abers will be getting the flu shot this season?
26
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If you discovered a new planet what would you call it?
planet "ront" lol
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I am a white male so that means I am a racist person and evil according to society right?
No,you are a racist if you are racist,normally small minded people with there head up there ass full of there own complexes,lets call them assholes,why you ask this question?
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How did you gain self confidence to go on after many failures?
never failier allways a lesson,it makes you stronger as a person,besides better to have tried and failed than to allways just wonder,to get up and carry on is what makes one,all the best
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My Boss want to reduce the size of employers but we all need the job and we are all good hard workers. Please help with suggestions.
all wear shorter shoes.
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Are you afraid of the mummies?
all toghether yes.
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Are Russian girls awesome?
no,all girls are,naughty naughty waboo,lol
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What would Satan's opinion of God be..?
mr perfect.
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Do you have any beauty secrets you'd be willing to share with your fellow AB users?
never frown,never smile and small mouthfulls slow chewing,lol
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Are we supposed to hate Satan?
i do,a bit scared of him but at least the big mans got my back....i hope,lol
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I feel like something is in my eye, but there's nothing there... ever had that feeling before? What was it?
never have had this before,except when something is in my eye like once pepperspray and that burned like hell,lol
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Seek and ye shall find? Find What? is this a joke?
find what you seek,missing keys,remote,cash and to us reliegious folk theres a meaning to it so dont let it worry you.
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Are all cats evil or is it just mine?
they turn into the ones they love,lol
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Can the atheist prove there is no God?
Come in fruitpunchS! hehe
no they are in the same boat we are in,just the faith that differs us.
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How much would this tattoo cost/take/hurt?
where is it?
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How long since you have watched the Rocky Horror picture show? I think I'll watch it tonight! What fun!!!
1978 and i enjoyed it,even had the cd,sorry lp,lol
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My 8 year old son wears his sisters clothes and want his own clothes should i buy him some of his own.? and he also wants his both ears piercedmy wife says she will go ahead with both but i dont agree what o you think .?
two things here first,dont worry its just a stage,second does he have clothes of his own?lol
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I don't think there is such thing as failure. Do you believe in failure? Or is it just an opportunity/redirection? No blame and shame.
never failier allways a lesson
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Hypothetically speaking, where should i hide the dead body?
rose garden
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Where does the black color of coke or pepsi go after you drink it?
one day i asked my dad why the sea has waves and he said he did not know,later i asked him what made it rain and again he said he did not know at dinner i asked him why it got dark at night and again he said he did not know,later on i said to my dad i was sorry for asking all these questions but he said that it was no problem because if i dont ask i will never learn,the black coulour of coke...
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What's the purpose of having a moon moving around a planet? Can planets have no moons?
yes,the moon has only planets and no moon moving around it,sad but true no moonlight for the moon,lol
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If you had to invest a million dollars into a company for the next 25 years which company would it be???
"united mining products" my company,lol
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Who said: Me thinks thou dost protest too much?
i cant know,who learned you to spoke english?
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Ferret owners-What is their personality like? Cuddly, frisky, etc?
sneaky and cunning owners.
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Without _______, I _______.
water........ die.
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How do u stop yourself from sinning?
we try to learn with time but boy at 49 i still have a long way to go,lol,but i think the big man upstairs understands this and hes not that bad anyway,peace
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Ladies, would you pose nude for Playboy just for the fun of it?
my wife rekons not for the fun of it,hugh heff must cought up the $$$$$$,lol
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Do you think women are worthless if they don't have a job? Why or why not?
stay at home mom is good,its actually easier to work i think,big respect to home executives(thats what it is)only stupid people would think a homemom is worthless.all the best
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Which one good for you?
daytime coffee,sundowner 5 to 6.30 beer,6.30 to 8.00 wine,8.00 to 10.30 jack and coke,10.30 till bed tequila whisky shots anything goes
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I need to write a letter to the bank...see description
back in the day i used my knee pads when i went to speak my bank manager,and they are quite worn in i might add,lol
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can a child be adopted without the parent knowning or signed anything
lol,i dont think so,someone must know something,or do they appear from ............. nowhere?
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My Friend Had An Abortion AND I Think Its Absolutely Selfish !
dont judge others as you are not in there shoes and there can be many reasons for this,support her or keep your views to yourself as i am sure she had a difficult choice to make and live with.
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Atheists: Do you think of yourself as a sophisticated Robot?
why would they think that,as a christian i think they are just like us,they dont believe so what thats there choice and yes they have a few asses amongst them just as we do.
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I am American decended from Polish and Irish ancestors. Where can I go to discuss how I really feel about other races? Everywhere I go, I feel like my right to free speech is being supressed!
sounds racist to me,bad thing that and funny it allways comes from a minority of people,iv seen it,lived it as a white person in south africa
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If a ghost can make its presence known visually and/or audibly -why can't or doesn't God?
i think he does but we dont see,and with faith one believes,it sure would be nice of god to show himself,maybe a talk show once a year for all to see even do a few miracles on stage,make wine flow from the kitchen tap and all have a good singalong,i suppose we would think its just a magician,lol,anyhow i dont think god is big on the showing off side.
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can you figure out this statement? ........... todays yesterdays tommorow
today is yesterdays tomorrow as is, todays is tomorrows yesterday.......tomorrow is todays yesterday tomorrows today????????????????,lol
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Why do women stay with men who constantly cheat on them?
many reasons thats why one must make sure your daughters can be indipendant and not be forced to stay in a relationship they dont want.
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"why cant people belive that we are being fooled by the goverment"?
mushroom managment
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Ok, so I admit it,but why are women so much better at multi-tasking than men ?
because they are women,much better than us men in all they do and touch lucky for us men,thank you thank you
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What if, this whole time, the Greek religion was right?
good for them,lol
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When will the delusion of born-again Christians that they are superior to other Christians end?
there are many christian houses with different views,not all christians think they are better than others,those who do are wrong and lets put them under "bible pushers" but even in the non believers houses they to have "pushers"i respect ones choice to believe or not as i dont care,i think respecting one another is important and all my friendships are based on that,lets face it there are asses...
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if you were president, what would you be doing right now?
mushroom managment.
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What is genius IQ?
its a packet with brain food (looks like bird seed)its called "GENIUS IQ food" i have never tried it.
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What are your thoughts on Justin Bieber?
..................... ............................ ........................ ,lol
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Do you take criticism well or do you just get offended by it?
WHY? WHAT THE F**K IS IT?SPEAK UP MAN.
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What is the correct term to use - black person, coloured person or is it something else?
someone saves your life would the coulor matter? a person saved your life,or would you say .... ...... ........ ....... what?
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It's Sunday, nothing needs doing at work, I'm not going anywhere today and no one is supposed to come by, Should I comb my hair?
no,be brave live on the edge today,lol
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Why are so many black men in prison?
must be that us whites lie better,lol
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Why is it everytime I walk out the door and go to the laundromat and
things people end up in my eyes dumb and sucking like enemy aliens?
does true enemy aliens bad blood sucks up eyes dumb people to,me live room 534 your room also white cushion wall not hurt head?
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After typing your answer or question do you check for mistakes before posting?
not allways only if i think i have make a mistake,but i make many mistakes and think they are right.............. wait is this my life i am writing about....oh spelling mistakes only if i think i have make a mistake,but i make many mista.....lol
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How can we take revenge on the verminous spammers on AB?
catch them,drag them to the backyard and shoot them.
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If humans will always be seperated by religious belief, does this stand in our way of achieving world peace?
yes,respect each other and live in the middle ground,work together to bring peace to our world,but then there's power and greed which is everywhere in all houses,pretty bad odds for peace
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what do you think is the ugliest creature?
bird,my dog(love him)
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If the answer is 42, what is the question?
pick a number between 1 and 10 then add 30 and plus 20 minus 5 minus the number you thought of then plus 4 and then minus 7 and the answer is....
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Is it bad if I don't want to meet God?
no just a bit scared thats all,we have all dissapointed him in some way but just treat others as you would like to be treated and dont worry hes a pretty cool person if one thinks of it,all the best
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Which member was the first to quit The Beatles?
jhon lennon i think.
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So if I used salted butter with my Cannabis is it going to affect the potency of the Canna butter THE POTENCY?
pray do tell,should be good for the choff i mean koff,lol what do i mean
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Is there any business that is honorably operated 24/7 or are all businesspeople scoundrels?
well the mining bussness is full of scoundrels but not everyone is a scoundrel(i hope)i guess that must apply in all aspects,but it does seem to be getting worse i fear,good day rosie
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What if the devil was trying to bring peace because God had designed all the war and therefore the only way to bring peace was to dethrone God?
far out man,good stuff you smoke,munchies next?lol
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Would you spank us?
spank no,but a hiding of note one they will never forget,classified includes me or its no while they are only 12.....a good hiding,to bed with no dinner,only 1 blanket and sleep on the floor,if they get out of hand chain the to the toilet
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if aliens from a different planet were to land on earth without weapons and said that they wanted peace, do you think they would get it?
catch and cage them,experiment on them,torture them and then go take over there peaceful planet and then our rot can est in,greed,power,wealth that sounds like us no?
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What are some slang alternatives to the word 'gun'?
gat,twa,equaliser(for women)piece.
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do you wish you never did it?
for sure,wife caught me with cocaine,the hurt i caused her is bad and am at a loss here.
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why don't you kill yourself, there's no reazon to live, we'll going to die anyway in 2012
ok.................BANG BANG........ hes gone now,my daughters b/f,lol
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Do you have the heart to swat a fly?
im a serial killer,lol,mass murderer
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why don't you kill yourself, there's no reazon to live, we'll going to die anyway in 2012
well then we die in 2012 so be it,i dont think we will die,besides im frikking tired of still living on mt y2k supplies,lol,but if you believe this well give me all your possesions cash and jewellry and i will put it into my personell acc sorry save a orphan child in africa,"SHOW YOUR FAITH"
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Why do uncultured people think they can teach cultured people how to behave? Can they not see the error in their ways?
some cultured people are uncultured,some uncultured are culturd and dont know it,do cultured people flock together away from the uncultued?i know not what i am as i mix with all and enjoy both sides,just the asses i dont waste my time with and they are also on both sides,so i dont think culture matters only with milk.
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why should i not kill my husband in his sleep?
the wife loves me,she got me good here,lol a joke i hope(anyone have some cyanide?)
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Why is it so hard to listen to the inner voice?
because you might not like what it is telling you.
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On a scale of 1 to 10 (1 = very discriminatory, 10 = all for it!) what is your feeling on the restaurant that has banned screaming kids?
10 x 10
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Why do people call you that?
because that is what you really are
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What event could you win a gold medal in if it was an Olympic event?
gold for shame,silver for lying and bronze for hypocrite
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If a dude has had a vasectamy and wears a condom, what are the chances of him getting a female pregnant?
about the same as him getting pregnant.
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When atheists say 'there's no evidence for God' do they mean within the universe?
they mean proof of god,something anything i suppose,and all we can show them is our faith which they cant see and we cant prove to them.
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How many cats do they have to milk to produce one bottle of cat milk and how to they get it from them?
3 cats will do i pint,cut hole in box and put the cat inside and put the tip of his tail throught the hole,close box the take th tail and pull it till the cats butt and teats are sticking out the hole,proceed to milk cat,remember hold the tail very tight,ps if you dont use the box you will be badly scratched and bitten,when finished milking open box(pointed away from you or at mom-inlaw)let...
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How many babies does it take to make a pint of baby oil?
about 4,i normally use 5 but then have 2 and a bit pints i throw away
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Why do so many people don't believe in God.
there are many reasons why one wont believe in god,there are many who do believe in god,i am one who does believe,so we choose what we want its our choice to believe or not and to respect ones choice,unfortunatley both sides have to many pushers fuelling a fire of hate,sad very sad,both sides have good and bad,respect join forces and lets fix this planet of ours.
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What would make you quit smoking?
seeing my wifes father pass away with throat cancer,the last 3 weeks,bad really bad,but here i sit smoking still,stupid me
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Do you think smoking is bad
super bad,i have been smoking for 33 yrs,still trying to stop for the last 9 yrs,hate all these attacks on us smokers,not here,go there,not allowed,hide here,lol,i still have a long way to go and thats not even talking about wasting all that money to kill yourself,die a painfull slow death that puts the loved ones into a hell watching you die,stupid things us humans,all the best
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Would it be a good idea to buy your mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift?
and kill the xmas spirit,lol
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I want to eat my own toenails but they are too tough. How can I soften them up?
sharpen your teeth or try food first.
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If the child is consenting, is pedophilia wrong (with boys not girls)?
keyword "child" thats a child,bad word "pedophilia" its wrong,stupid word "consenting" why you asking?(the norm would be to drag you to the back yard and shoot you but there may be a reason you ask)
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It's my body, so why can't I take illegal drugs?
you can,go ahead be sly,tell lies and decieve your partner,get caught by your partner like me and see the pain you give your loved ones,bad feelings man,but if single then dont worry take them drugs,oh crap thats if your family dont matter to you.
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I am 33 years old and still live at home with my parents. I do not have any kids, but I help my sister with her child all of the time. I am ready to move in with my boyfriend, but I am afraid that my family will hate me. Please help me?
they wont,its part of life and who knows they might throw a big party when you move out,your sister might miss the babysitter,at 33 get out and enjoy,they will be there for you and you for them,go be in love,all the best.
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What are some things that can make us start to say goodbye to romance and true love?
Lying, deceiving and cheating.
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To truly MAKE love, do you have to BE in love ?
Yes otherwise its just sex.
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I REALLY want to Drown my troubles. Is it wrong to ask my wife to go swimming?
only if you dont give her the cement shoes,lol
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Do you find forgiveness a hard thing to do?
The forgiving is the easy part, but the forgetting is the evil that is left behind. Forgiving is something you have to do for yourself because without it you are allowing the person to continue hurting you. You owe it to yourself and then allow yourself to deal with the forgetting, as thats only something time can bring.
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When it comes time to live in a Nursing home, will the highlight of our day be rubbery chicken, cold pasty potatoes and green Jell-O?
no, medication time.
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Why do some elderly people move their mouths like they are chewing on something despite their mouth being empty?
they are speaking,check your hearing, hello helLO HELLO ..... lol loL LOL
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if you think black people are hot beacuse they are black, is that racist?
no,you just find black people hot,some find blondes hot,some short hot,some big hot ect ect,alls cool
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What would be the best way to raise myself to 'legend' status among my friends?
you allready have ......... legend asshole.lol
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Should murder for the sake of revenge carry a different sentence? Example: Two men (same age, ethnicity, education, etc) each kill another man. "Mike" killed a man to take his money. "Paul" killed a man after he raped his 13 year old daughter.
yes it should,give mike the death sentence,paul get a life in prison sentence and the inmates,who dont take kindly to rape as they have wifes and kids,the inmates wont kill him but he will be raped over and over,day by day.
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I'm having a moral issue, which I am having a hard time dealing with, and I require some advice...
for those who end up in heaven,i think many will be shocked,as a christian i think that how you run your race on earth,the footprints you leave behind,will give you points on you scorecard,and i also think many who end up in heaven will be shocked to be there but happy I'm sure,just as many who think they will end up in heaven walk into hells flames.
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age aint nothing but a number is it true?
in the brain it is,just the outside slows down a bit,lol
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"in heaven all the interesting people are gone" agree?
hi turd,that depends on what you find interesting turd,but dont worry much turd as there will be allsorts up there,i think so turd,all the best turd(strange name...turd)
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What if the Devil is the Father?
Would you be pissed?
Would you curse Him/Her? And die?
Laughing hysterically?
Do you love magic?
thats some serious stuff you smoke.
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Athirst have you tried PRAYING to God? He answer prayer what do you have to lose!?
better watch that mouth of yours,try mixing with other people and get some real between the ears,dont worry i prayed for you and asked the big man to hold off on them lighting bolts courtesy from a few ab folks...........to all out there,forgive this dufus he knows no better and lives in a box,lol
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Who went to CHURCH today?! what was your sermon about?
about you the devil in disguise,talking non stop crap,you need to get out man,mix with some normal people,live man live
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Athirst why do you HATE God so much?! You better love him or bad THINGS are in store for you!!
as a christian you know we have freedom of choice,so let it be,if you have nothing good to say then be quiet,we have the bible pusher who causes more harm than good just as the athiests have there pushers,the shit stirrers we might say,allways stirring the pot,luckily only a few so dont be a pusher,
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If we cannot accept the fact that The Devil is the Father, Who is the liar?
Who is the Father of the lie?
Who lies?
Who hides?
no speak crapanese
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Why do white people insist that Obama was born in Kenya when he showed his Hawaiian birth certificate?
thats what us evil white people do,beware the white devil................lmao,chill dude
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What would be an example of an announcement that might come over Hells public address system? (Humor is welcome but not required)
HA HA HA now you believe HA HA HA
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Who thinks we should make WHITE PEOPLE sit on the BACK OF THE BUS?
yo can throw dis white azz boi in da back of da bus you cracker crackerhead......so how is my crapanese coming on? lol
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THEISTS T/F: It's OK to be rude and disrespectful to atheists if that's what it takes to 'wake them up.'
no thats called bible punching.
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Theists - Are you aware, whether you like it or not, there is NO God that rules over you?
thats true,he gave us freedom of choice and thats a plus,better than been ruled,we follow because thats our choice and the reason you make your choice,pretty cool hey?
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Does anyone on here have $250,000,000 i can have? so i can quit my job and stay at home so i can be with my kids?
bit greedy now?
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Some smokers are stingy with their time/money/selves but generous with the smoke from their cigarettes as they pollute our air. Why?
it is our way to "give back" for to long have we took,hi rosie im just kidding,you have a great day now.
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CHRISTIANS T/F: The world would be a better place without Atheists and Atheism.
no,who would be next among us christians? whites,blacks,gays,over 70s,the blind,catholics,prodestants,baptists or the disabled?
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Why would an all-knowing god make plan for salvation that doesn't have a 100% success rate?
if he did not give us freedom of choice it would be 100%
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Will you blame Jesus if he doesn't save you?
no,i failed myself
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Harrison Ford said 'F*** O**' to a reporter as he came out of a restaurant. Does this mean he is unloving? Can you judge him by this?
no it dont mean he is unloving and one cant judge him on this,he should be used to this so i guess all he meant was F*** Off to the press,hes human and swears just like us but with the bucks he has he should know better,maybe he had a few to many drinks
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Did you know Republicans who've smoked pot consider Palin their favorite candidate?
there you go blaming the pot again.
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Is mayonnaise better than shampoo? If so, why?
yes,food wont taste soapy.
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what did you say say to your dad for his birthday?
omg..you are your dad a?...sicko
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Guy, have you ever been caught taking or wearing panties? If so what happened?
tied to the bed and these people came and beat the demons from me,3 days i lay there i think thats where i lost my mind,lol, no i have never worn panties but its harmless so its cool,strange maybe lol
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do you want to know who I am?
prey,do tell.
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How long can you go without sleep?
18 days 7hrs 51 min
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I have a Chinese wife. I want to go there looking for work. How do I be allowed to go there and stay there for work long term?
i cant know,who learned you to spoke engeesh?
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Does not the good association of pot smoking make for useful habits?
To be kind to others and self? Share the wealth?
good associaton yes,but alas alchol has played a large part in giving pot a bad name,a huge part in fact.
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Do you think that hitting your kids is an effective means of punnishment?
yes,they do bad they know what they will get,my kids remember one or two and they dont hate me,lol,remember the little bloodsuckers have no mercy for you it only about them,them,them,stay strong.
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How much do throat cancer victims get to do the vocals in songs like Kanye West's?
you go spend time with throat cancer victims close to there last days and then you will see how much they do,question is....easy to talk the talk but can YOU walk the walk?
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Do you have any pets? if so what is your favorite of them?
my favorite, divo but he likes to be called bird,lol
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Are you offended by this question?
i asked my dad once why the sun rises in the east,he said he dosent know.later i asked him why it rains and again he said he did not know,before dinner i asked him why it got dark at night and again he shook his head and did not know,after dinner i said sorry to my dad for pesting him with all these questions and he said i must not worry because if i dont ask i will never learn.
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why do tramps always have a dog ?
a dog allways loves you.
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Should I sell it? How much do you think I would get for it?
i would buy it but would not know what to do with it,but maybe i will fix it and sell it to someone that needs and knows what to do with it.the price would depend on how much one needed it,
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If all the people in China jump up and down at the same time, what will happen?
many in china die from suffocation.
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"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace" Jimi Hendrix ..What do you think?
true words,thats how it should of,could of been but for man.
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Is there an animal that can swim, fly and run fast?
a hippoelicrocoduck.
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I feel great, lively and happy being an atheist, is this a good thing or bad thing?
its a good thing,main thing is the footprints you leave behind you,the man upstairs gave us the freedom of choice,i dont base my friendships on weather or not someone is religious,only problem is all the pushers not respecting the other side,as a christian we have the classic "bible pusher"and you have the as yet "unnamed pusher" lol
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Should atheists be allowed to donate blood(?)
stirring the pot
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do any ov u losers actually hav a life?
fank you,now kan you frend with me?i am looser and you are looser too haa haaa you be BIGG LOOSER haa haaaaa
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What does God think of anal sex between a man and a woman?
why worry him,ask you mum and dad,lol
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Why cats do not want to walk on two legs?
why you not want to walk on 4 leg?
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Can one grow in height by stretching their body
stretching is good for you and if you increase in height thats a bonus,in your ride on lifes journy you will find the size of a man is nothing to do with height,i have a short friend and i dont see him as he sees himself,to me hes the same as me,ok so i can reach heigher than him,lol,but the guy has speed on his side,guess what im trying to say is dont let it be a issue to you as it holds you...
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was Jesus really put on the cross because he had too many complaints with his carpentry business?
its not the same book,you are reading "carpentry complaints by jeses"
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What is the best way to approacha girl in a night club!! And I also wanted to ask whether White british girls find Pakistani men attractive
every time i am in pakistan and go to a night club them pakistani women approach me and i allways go home with 2 of them,i know they like as white guys,lol
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Why do witches hate religious people, and denounce EVERY religion ANY chance they get? Are witches evil?
not that i know any witches,have crossed paths with a few and have no negatives to say,interesting yes,and i would think a good bunch of people to have in your corner as friends,i understand the Christians burned many a witch and many more who were not,i guess us Christians done this out of fear and not understanding,no real excuse but back then it was barbaric and churches spread fear and...
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i get an uncontrollable urge to rape n bash grannies - am i normal?
thats flipping bad dude,get some help to sort it out and remember this dude,them guys in prison love there grannies and when you end up there....better to kill yourself or you will pay for it over and over,day after day,week after week,month af.......... get it.
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Does anyone share the same views as me? I think that women are only good for two things. Cooking and Cleaning
i think men who believe that have issues with themselves so what you hear daddy say to mommy is not cool or right and daddy forgot the 3rd thing so maybe hes not into girls,dont worry about that you will understand this as you hit the teens,and if daddy been touching or making you do things you dont want to please tell someone.remember you dont have to do anything you dont want to....you will...
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Do you think it's possible to achieve a world where everyone is an atheist?
hitler ... ring a bell?
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The Bible says a womans hair is not to be shorn (to make short), My hair is at my knees, I'd like it at my butt. Biblically is that wrong?
all the preachers wives iv seen have cut there hair,me as a christian dont care how you keep your hair,so long as you feel good with it thats all that matters,as for the big man i dont think he will mind your hair or judge you on it,now those footprints you leave behind you,that i think might count.
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Do you feel that God may have sent you here just to comfort others?
yes he sent me here(a.b.lol)not to comfort but to lead the believers and nonbelievers to the "middle land" the land where we can be at peace with one another,respect each other,and toghether fight the woes of our planet(and the devil people)to leave footprints behind us that we are proud of,god gave us the freedom to choose so lets respect each others choices(just the devil people i leave...
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We see what happens when you NOT choose GOD but what will happen when he NOT chooses YOU?
downstairs to the fire and brimstone you go.
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Why can't science prove there is a God?
proving science is also flawed.
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Ladies, which angel do you want to be touched by?
"touched" not like that man,lmao
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Do you ever get tired of people bashing our Lord? What is your reaction?
hi anil,yes but we have bible pushers and the non believers also have there form of(i dont have a suitable word)lets say bible pushers who bash us,i think we all can respect each others way,the big man gave us the freedom to choose our path in life and when we cross the finish line we will finally know whats what,not all christians will make it upstairs just as i think not all non believers...
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why did God make stupid people???????
so they could ask stupid questions.
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What question would you like to ask God when you meet Him in Heaven?
did i make it?
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Am i pretty and how old do i look???#
Share your answer...
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Do you think Iranian men are just a tad insecure having thier women stoned to death?
very sad this,any country or group of people who dont treat woman as a equa must be insecure,scared about something.l
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If you are full of hate is your spirit more likely to be earth bound after death?
problem here dude is while you are alive on earth that hate will turn a person into a mean sour person filled with sadness and lonliness till death,not cool try to forget,deal with,get help with the cause of this hate,at times in life a bird will break its wing and need help,with help it once again flies on with its life,its all in the mind...easy words to say,but i have hated before and that...
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Wasn't this question already answered?
it depends on the conte...........damm 5 times damm
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Wasn't this question already answered?
yes i have answered it 3 times,this is the 4th time,talk about stupid.
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what would you like to invent in the future..something that is useful?
a water maker,or a a**hole disintergrater,lol
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If I asked God, What the f**k is wrong with you, do get off watching the world go to sh*t you sick f**k? What do you think he would reply?
listen and look you sick f**king sh*t,i gave you f**kkers the freedom of choice,now you f**kers really f**ked up big time,talk about sh*tting in ones backyard you little f**ker now go back and play in your yard before i crisp you or turn you into a bag of f**king salt you a**hole..... thats what i hope but as a christian i must try hard,harder so i guess iv got a long way to go,f**k a looong...
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¿ƃuıʞ puɐ ɹoıʌɐs ǝɥʇ ʇsıɹɥɔ snsǝɾ uı ǝʌǝıןǝq noʎ op
si senior,no fala engeesh,por favor el stoo pidoo.veeja el moketa.
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Should sterile men be allowed to marry barren women, or would that piss off God cuz they can't have kids and have sex for fun?
if two people love each and marry thats cool with the big man even if they dont have children,if they can and decide not to have kids the big man is also cool with it,remember the big man gave us the choice to do or be how we want,he has the power to make us do anything he wants but he did not,pretty cool hey,besides sex for fun is also ok,dont think us believers only do missionary position,we...
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If you believe there's a hell where you are punished for your evil deeds, WHY would the devil want to punish you? Shouldn't he reward you?
its not punishment,if you dont make it up by the big man then its downstairs you go,and yes the devil will reward you with what awaits you,dont think its gonna be fun with all the misery down there forever and ever and ever,what can you expect from the master of deceit and lies who stabs you in the back while smiling at you,he thrives on your pain and suffering.
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PLS HELP! How can I contact bigfoot? Anyone who is a friend of him and can tell me?
pedro who lives by the mountain in the east will help you,he has seen bigfoot many times,he tells us around the fire at night that bigfoot is so big,it is 4 sunrises on foot to pedro if the rain is stopped,bring yourself and i will take you to pedro,it will cost many dollars for to see bigfoot,thank yoou
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Why do Democrats deny the existence of God?
silly to think that,people in all areas of life deny this and many dont.
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How do you know if you've had a nervous breakdown or not?
thats a good point,some may have a breakdown but carry on with life,others need help to get back on the road of life,some will turn to drink,drugs and it just gets worse for them,it might seem that those who push on and seem to handle it on there own are strong,but thats not so the strong one will seek help,another tip is family and loved ones are they happy and fine with you,if not they might...
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what the heck is that behind you ??? :-o
my mother in law,bad hey?
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Satan was a pretty cool guy.
something like cool parents,who let there kids do anything and its cool,no respect,honesty and goodwill in there house,same as in your house of lies and betrayel?and love is that in your house with satan,sorry what was it thats cool about satan?
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Were Mary Magdalene and Jesus Married?
before i tell,you christian or not?
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i wanna make a very meaningful tatoo on my wrist , can you suggest what kind of image would be perfect ?
tell me a few things you like and a few big moments in you life.
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Atheists only: how many babies have you sacrificed to Satan today?
as a christian(ok i sneaked in)may i say,dont you mean satinists,why drag the athiests down here?or am i wrong?so you do the baby thing down here,why not someone who wants to be sacrificed,like you or one of you peeps,not on the defencless not fair man,anyhow happy flames dude or is it unhappy flames,i only say that cause i hear you guys hang the cross upside down,is this true?do spirits also...
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Have you ever gone swimming in something other that a bathing suit?
yes,my birthday suite,jeans and shirt i(got a bit pissed that time )a suit but i fell in the pool,a accident(gee i was pissed that time as well)now would you believe it,i was also pissed when i swam in my birthday suite,lol
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As citizens of the same country, are people ever obligated to one another or is everything always a free-for-all?
in life its free for all,threat to a country will bring all toghether,and like us south africans its legendary we stand with each other,have each others back no matter who the foe,dont diss south africa never,its the land,the earth its africa its..................................................... anyhow thats when we are not in south africa,back home we have the worst crime,rape and murder so...
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Is the bible fake, and was it written by the wrong people it could of been writing by anyone why do people follow it?
to us believers its the big book,to the non believers something to ridicule and try and prove false,these are "non believer pushers" (like our bible pushers not all only a few)so let both sides get along and leave each other to our beliefs,and one can allways change and cross over to the other side its our choice,even the big man gave us believers the choice to decide,and lets face it he could...
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Should you believe everything you read on the internet? If not, who should be believed?
theres a lot of truth on the internet but not everything is true.
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how do i open a door?
why start using a door now?or are you new to the big city?
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What attracts Atheists to a Religious forum?
we have bible pushers our side,atheists have pushers there side as well,you know the know it alls,the asses,the trouble makers on both sides my friends(friends on both sides i say)now you all make a contribution in the red bag and pass it on now,lol
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How would you define 'loneliness' ?
missing something you had,i guess there are many things but a partner or friend who is no more springs to mind and the more they were loved the greater the pain that lonliness brings.
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Name both: 1. something that is currently legal but should be illegal and 2. something that is currently illegal but should be legal.
alchol and weed can swap around,damm alchol giving weed the bad name,lol
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Anyone know any good dog treat recipes? Ones that don't take fifty million ingredients, you know?
take fully grown toy pom,skin and clean,rub salt,olive oile and garlic generosly to meat,wrap in silver foil and roast at 150 for 2 hrs,open foil and rub more garlic and oil,turn oven to 180 and leave for 20mins,serve with baby potatoes fried in butter,yum yum.
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Do some people devote themselves to outshining others or are they just being themselves unaware of how they compare?
hi there rosie,there are those that do devote themselves to this and its a sad state that speaks of them,those that do and are unaware of it are pretty cool people and dont need the "SHINE" to make them feel good(the shine used by the devoted is normally to put down or embarres others,you have a good day rosie.
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What is your word for the day?
expherasious.
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Do Priests Use God As An Excuse For Sex?
well those"guilty/not caught yet" might of in some sick way,we all have bad in our houses.
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Why cant everything been free? Money is the main problem we don't need money to build things, why dont we just build things without money?
if everything been free then we would all strive for ? all been motivated by ? all been free can be bad for all,no gym,no nothing,same for all,all for one,lol
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How does the evidence for your god differ from evidence for other gods?
well he dont run around showing himself for one,but hey that sure would make things easier on us if god did show himself,put some of those stories to rest,not nice stories at that,but thats not how the big man does it,pretty cool hey?
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God VS Devil who are you rooting for?
the big man upstairs.
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Do you hold the door for people?
yes
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Did Jesus want to die at such an early age? Why didnt Jesus use His powers to stop the people from killing Him?
not that he did want to die or jumped for joy about it,it was the big mans decision and what he decided is what happened,and the way he died man that was cruel,bad and the way Jesus suffered would of had you crying like a baby,fuck even i would of pissed my eyes out....... anyhow look at the humane race and even i wonder why,why look at us ..... but i guess the big man suffered big time...
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Why do people make fun of other religions but when someone does it to them it's not moral, it's wrong, unethical, ect...
because they have issues in life,and for some reason by doing it they think they look good to people who hear there babble(they need ears around them)and they think they talk the talk and they cant walk the walk,sad weak people one should maybe feel for them,feel what?maybe a tad pity only a tad for asses they will be,all the best.nb..one should not heed what they babble its not worth it
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What type of marine creature lives in freshwater puddles and eats tadpoles amongst other things in its diet?
a hippoelicrockoduct.
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i am a muslim man looking for dating catholic girl and then making for muslim religion
because you are 3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
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Q. Can somebody repair my laptop keys?
yes this guy pedro can at his home across the mountains,it has been said that once he fixed the keys of the woman from the big city,he nevers speaks of it much,it will be 3 sunrise before i return from pedro by foot to get his telephone number for you.
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Can I modify my car to look like a tank? Will the police not arrest me?
just dont have any live rounds with you and remember the flag its a must have,lol
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i m 4m kolkata.9477410987.gigolo require?
sorry about that man,chin up and one leg in front of the other,remember everyones got problems and faces them,small steps and all the best.
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Would you demand that aliens from outerspace have you sign a consent first before they do a dissection of your body?
hehe
i thought they were meaning visitor book every time i signed,now the blackouts make sense,wait till next time i will get them back.
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What the hell is the No-nothing-party?
its the party that one is not invited to or wanted at.
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so, how many people are going to die because they didn't get the television warning cause they turned it down when the noise started?
teach them heathens to respect each other,lol
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If there were a real God -how could one compare it to an imaginary God?
who knows whats in your head,lol,anyhow the big man is there,fyi.
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Christian: With such pervasive unbiblical, antibiblical influences in society, how can a Christian possibly…?
people believe or not,this does not make them bad or evil,bad and evil are in all houses and one should not criticize the other,we live side by side and should rather focus on bad and evil,for to walk with blinkers on can make one ................(lol sounded good but i forgot the end)anyway the big man put us all on earth and we get to choose which side of the fence we would like,and we can...
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Would you want to feel the wrath of God?
no,so best we watch what footprints we leave behind us.
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Do you think God is fair and just
he sure is,and more as well,in fact hes pretty cool but he can be just as brutal and fierce as well.
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Will we all die in 2012 on Dec. 21 and is 2012 real????IM SCARED OUT OF MY WITS :(
we are still living on our y2k supplies,lol,on the serious side just live your life as normal,only thing you need worry about is to calm down before you scare yourself to death,all the best
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Whats wrong with driving an old van around and offering candy to kids?
it would teach them to take candy from a stranger is ok,the car would seem ok to them.now out there in the world are perves,sickos and the such who do bad things to kids,real bad sick and fucked up things to kids because of whatever sick issues they have with there sorry and pathetic sick lives,now if i saw someone driving a old van around and offering candy to kids something of the above would...
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Give me 1000 dollars and i will give you _____________
food for thought.
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How do i hide a wrist tattoo without using makeup, a watch or bracelet, a jacket, or a band aid?
i have done so much with so little that i can now do anything with nothing.................. ok so how do you hide it? why do you want to hide it?
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What makes people bitter?
many reasons i guess but revenge,hatered and jeously carried by someone eventually makes them bitter.
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If my body is MY temple, shouldn't I be able to decorate it as I see fit? What's the big deal with tattoos and piercing
be nice to those who dont have any,its not there fault.
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You arrive home to find your girlfriend standing next to the 6 foot pet elephant she just bought! What would you think and say?
hope you have a spade.
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Do you believe with your whole heart ,That there is a one and only God?
yes i do,why you asking bout da big man,are you one of us?put your hands up,slowly ,dont move and no one gets hurt.
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Which team do you support in the 2010 soccer World Cup?
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When my mother is on the phone, if you speak while she's talking, she cannot hear you at all. Is this a known condition?
yes its called "switched off rudelicosius"the fear of smacking someone who speaks while you are listening to someone on the phone so a process then kicks in called "block-out",lol
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Names for female aliens?
ex
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What is required for one to understand what the Bible REALLY teaches?
ah so you speak in american standard version,lol,i asked you before to try,just try speak in american from the mouth version,speak to us not so edumacated so we get it,the message you want out here,come down to our level man,its easy to speak to a king but difficult to speak to a beggar in the street,why?
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Being a christian does not automatically make you a decent human. Do you agree?
Share your answer...thats for sure,some who hog the front seat on sunday,who blow hot air up there a-- and can only see as far as they can throw themselves,lol,im a christian by the way.
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why dose my friend smell
tell him to try another brand soap,the one hes using dont smell nice or dont work.
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I just had a baby in March, I go back to work in late June, a lady is coming to watch my baby I sooooo dont want her to, pray for me??
someone must watch the young one,if its bad vibes you get from her then dismiss her and find one that you can trust,yes you must also do the background check,things will work out fine and you be the best mom you can,having to work to provide a stable life is fine and does not mean you love her any less,all the best. ps in 15 years time you will smile when thinking back to this while the...
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Do mad people like to write in Green ink??
i write with black,red,blue and yellow how are you? i am fine but dont like the jacket i must wear because i cant move my arms or hands to write down what the voices tell me when the light goes dark,i ask the bad doctor and he askes me if i can see in the dark,lol how stupid is i cant see i say,so he says thats why,anyway each letter i rite in different coulour and it looks nice and then the...
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Do UGLY,WRINKLY,MIDGETS need to go to prisons?
no,we come in all shapes and sizes,quite amazing that is,whats allso amazing is the size of your brain,for that you should go to prision,but that would not be fair to the inmates now,would it ? all the best ( i have typed very slowly as you cant read fast)
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Do you ever sometimes want to check yourself into a mental hospital?
love to but am i scared they wont let me out.
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can a guy be stuck up and if yes how does one act to be stuck up ?? and how can one change that??? It's kind of confusing
yes a guy can,hes all full of himself and to change this he would need to pull the stick out of his ass,lol
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Religion should be banned?
bad move that would be,REALLY REALLY BAD for everyone and i mean EVERYONE,lol
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so ,, can jesus walk on oil ?
he can,but not to seem like a showoff only if he really had to,lol
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Why is it so hard to get along with your other half?
trust,trust and trust............check up on that.
listen ...... you listen but dont hear,you dont understand,people have so much on there mind and this is the main reason,you are polite and listen to your partner but you are thinking about something eles so you miss the importance of her reason for telling you,this makes one feel unimportant.all the best
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do the anti gun people really think all gun rights supporters are trigger happy? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4G8Ko16vzs
yeah,they better watch out before they get shot,lol
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What do you think about nude slumber parties for teenage girls?
no i cant,i am married.
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do you believe people came from god or evolved from monkeys - or both or neither?
lmao,far out man that was good,imagine if eve never took that bite,then what?
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Why does Atheism increase with High IQ?
lmao,just because i have a low iq now you go think all us christians are like me,lol,both sides have from low to high and all inbetween,you know this anil m,so why stir the pot? .............. or OH NO are you a "pusher" ???? we also have "pushers"on my side and call them "bible pushers" what do you call your pushers????
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Christians, how do you feel when atheists "try to get you to think"?
i dont care,just another"pusher"wanting to prove that something i believe in is flawed,he dont have to because i know there are cracks in my house and more than likely he has not had the time to notice the cracks in his house due to all that "pushing" besides i dont get into that with people,if you dont believe i dont care but we can have a drink toghether.
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Can I eat goldfish?
just clean it good.
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Is it possible that my blood type changes on its own?
i think the alchol changes the blood,it changes me and i become the best dancer in the room,also the bravest and strongest man around,lol
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What day was Earth's bithday?
01-01-0001
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Are atheists as preachy as the religions they condemn?
both sides have there pushers,we have the "bible pusher" and the other side have theres.
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Who was BEFORE, the Father or the Son?
umm................................ granpappy??
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If your 'church' has teachings that contradict the Bible, should you be a part of the lie?
how would you know,its your church,you belief your church,you will be part of the lie but would not know it,which is why i say the man upstairs will judge people the way he sees fit and many who think they know how god will judge are in for a shock,he is a compassionate god just as he is brutal and fierce,all the best
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At what point are pants too tight? like on a girl not a guy
camel toe ring a bell?
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Is your God different from my God?
well if its the big man up there then yes,not sure what path yours is as there seem to be quite a few but i think they lead to the same place.
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Is there an age you are scared to turn?
yes,but i dont know the age, i know it starts when i cant wipe my ass,my first clue that im there,lol,im at number 48 now.
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What is the best way to start enjoying pain?
start skinning yourself from th toes up,slowly and little toe first,all the best.
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Should we teach the Bible in public schools?
and split the class into many different groups,no leave that to the home and church to teach,and we cant just make all the non believers attend or sit in the corner thats not cool or very christian like.
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Why is love in the eyes of the beholder?
if i or someone tells you to love this man and marry him,have children and be happy,i somehow cant see this working unless the two of you are or have nothing between the ears,ok ok so maybe 1 in 826 923 people i tell to love someone will work,when you SEE with you EYES that special person,get to know them and fall in love with,the EYES make you get that good feeling as you SEE them,but...
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Is it true that more and more people across Europe are converting to Islam, and if so, why?
lol,who said so?i think if asked where are more and more people joining many different beliefs would stand up and say "more and more are converting to our belief" do you want to convert to islam?
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I keep smacking things so it breaks my knuckles opn so I bleed
over and over again & I'm 50 I'm still doing it. How do I break this habit?
well dude,do you know that most of our problems are in our head,when i get freaked out i go sit down and go into a room in my head and think my shit out,when i feel fine i leave the room and carry on with life,i have a few rooms in my head and depending on whatever i can go into the room that is for that problem,you can have as many rooms as you want but when you leave the room you leave the...
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has any body seen my Schweine-Hund anywhere
no but funny you asked,i saw a sqasheneine-hund lying in the road,oops.
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Does your eyes red?
no my eyes wun red i try.
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anyone interested to buy my house in south africa?(the ground is 4500m2 and the house 21m2 make me a offer)i need a value.
it wont take the other picture so this is not the best view....
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anyone interested to buy my house in south africa?(the ground is 4500m2 and the house 21m2 make me a offer)i need a value.
this is it.
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anyone interested to buy my house in south africa?(the ground is 4500m2 and the house 21m2 make me a offer)i need a value.
here it is.
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Selling or buying a house? Do you go private sale or through a Realtor?
use a pro,here in south africa we use a laywer if its private....im selling my house in south africa,what do you think i could getfor it,the ground is 2500m2 with this home consisting of 15m2
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Best rockin roll band of all time
u2 but i like ozzy,and into blues
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so...do any of you guys believe the whole 2012 thing?
no, i think whats fooling most people is mother nature letting us know shes still boss and also us humanes with all the trouble around the world,and here at my house we are still living off supplies we stashed from y2k.
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What are your hobby's/hobby
finding and restoring old furniture pieces,tattooing i tattoo on appointment on wednesdays,thats about it if tv counts then tv,lol
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Atheist and Christians... can we just agree on one thing?
we can agree,but not on christians and there bible,why ask that its like me saying you should agree that we need the book,why let a christian not have the bible it comforts us,and yes there are cracks in reliegion,same as the other side,your side,so let each other be,i dont care if you or anyone are not christian thats cool,well for a spiriual and open minded person,ya'll sure tryiny to stir...
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how old do you have to be drop out of school in nj
listen to a old fool,i hated school dropped out after 3yrs high school and stepped into the big world at 16,pushing pram at 17,so many doors are closed without edumacation,it might seem like nothing now but believe me when paying the bills(keeping the wolves from the front door)you will understand,wishing one could go back,not cool,do the time add a bit of effort at the school work and soon the...
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Do you realize that you are a potential God?
you can scratch me off that list anil m,and give yourself a smack on the hand for putting me there,thanks
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Who regulates used car dealers?
ex car dealers,lol
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True or false: Athiests and agnostics are sad people.
why would they be,im a christian and i think there are sad people on both sides because in life everyone has sad times,without the sad one cannot know happy.
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do you think jesus was hot r not and why you think that
because i think he is giggty
yes he was the hottest thing in his day back then,only proplem was us humans did not get it..and look at what we went and done to the best thing ever to touch our earth we torture and kill him,so please i do beg your pardon for him looking a bit giggty,i think you or anyboby today would of died long befoe they stuck you on that cross and nailed your feet and hands to it,funny thing is that his...
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am i weird for holding onto guilt for treating my first girlfriend bad, 13 years ago?
hey man thats big of you i say(its things like this that make a big man)on ones journey in life,we make mistakes ,its life and we carry on,there are many paths till we cross the finish line,but to stand up and say sorry to her is now a must for you,not by anyone elses push or shove,but by your own will.....you must also understand its your ex and exs have caused plenty proplems if one looks at...
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Could you share some words of Wisdom?
dont carry hate.......keep that big mouth shut when you know not what you speak........dont do something to hurt others.................giving is better than recieving............if you dont buy a lottery ticket you cant win..........a big man is not determined by his size.........and listen when spoken to really listen,just about everybody listens but they dont hear and therefor dont...
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Why do men think women are inferior to them?
it is a foolish man who thinks that.
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wot would you do if u took sumone into ur home, and caught them stealing from you?
be dissapointed with myself,take my stuff back what they stole and send them on there way,depending on what they say and do during this time i might give them a hiding,if someone just broke in and stole things i would not mind,claim from insurance but unfortunatly here in south africa a break in allways ends with rape,brutal torture and killing,sad very sad,all the best.
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How old will you be in 2025?
63,wifey and me living on the mozambique coast with the beach sand and waves in our back yard,if i am still around.
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Are we all Dying soon?
no we are not,our time is written in the big book and your time will be your time, not sooner or later,we all have a time,so till then enjoy life,live like there is no tomorrow,as for 2012 i am still living on y2k supplies i stashed,lol,all the best
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How might you begin the conversation if Jesus Christ were sitting across from you?
ask forgivness and to be blessed with wisdom.
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(I'm not racist but) Why do Indians eat with their hands when they can use a spoon/fork?
its there culture,i think they use the one hand only to eat with,also a reason for this i think,there are other cultures who do this,i have used the hands when a bit pissed at times,thats how we all ate way back then,lol
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What is the key to a woman's heart?
listening (and hearing)
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i am a christian,for the death penalty and pro abortion,any Christians who feel the same as me?
well firstly let me correct my mistake..i am pro abortion(didnt know about all them pros)very sorry to all offended.
im not trying to turn my life,its good i love life,and happy on top of that,i live in a christian country(south africa)i hope,a rape every 40seconds,killings every day(a elderly couple having the soles cut from there feet and placed in boiling water,forced to drink drain cleaning...
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This is so scary I need advice! Please read my description.
please ignore my other response as you description was not there,not that i am any sort of pro on this but death is normally a birth some would say,any births about to happen around you friends,family or people you work with?? but i think that you fear for you sisters life because of the fast life and as for your hubby well thats also a fear that you have,its normall to have those dreams,i...
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This is so scary I need advice! Please read my description.
there is none,be scared,very scared.
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Can it be possible not to think?
easy thats what i do when my daughters b/f speaks to me,the idiot,then when i realise his mouth has stopped moving i excuse myself from the oxygen thief.
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Why has God created the world?
so we could enjoy it,but ever since the bite from that apple things went downhill,up to the present time we humans just seem mess this earth of ours up,very civilized of us no,as a earth worrier I fear i am losing the war,if everyone became worriers and took a stand we would win but alas that will never be,so my worrier comrades across the globe and i will fight to our end and more will pick up...
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What should be Barack Obama's first priority?
stop.."mushroom managment"
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How do you hide a small ankle tattoo from parents?(dont bother answering if your answer is dont get it)
best to tell them,face the music,you might be surprised ,then enjoy it.ps..im for tattoos my wife and two daughters all have tats and im a tattoo artist,anyway best to get them on your side they are your folks,all the best
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I found a recipe for chicken wings that I would like to try, but would I be able to replace the wings with chicken legs instead?
no rather replace the recipe for chicken legs,same thing
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If you were an house animal what would you be?
not to sure but my kids are leeches.
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If one questions the existence of God -is there really anything definite that natural forces could not account for?
why compare the two,if you dont believe thats fine,but why bring religion up if you dont and have the different sides arguing and belittle each other,a bit like stirring the pot,i dont meet someone and ask ..are you a believer,it dont matter to me so long as we treat each other right
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How many times to we have to tell illegal immigrants that they have NO rights here because they are ILLEGAL?
no fala engeesh........ILLEGAL.....policia,policia..vamoose el paco.
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who is god to you ?
hes the big man up there.
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who is god to you ?
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What's taboo in your culture?
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Are you special? or do you admit that you are just like everyone else?
yes but not special in a sense of better than anyone eles,strange may be the word,or a mixture of a few like different,wierd or whatever....but anyway am pretty happy with my lot,all the best
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How do I stop smoking?
only willpower will work,i have been smoking for 32 yrs(guess those lungs look a sight)been trying to give up for 28 yrs(see no willpower)so if you sucseed please let me know where you bought this willpower everyone keeps speaking about,all the best
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I'm 14, and my lungs and throat have been so extremly numb!! It's like I'm being sucked into the water, drowning. I can breathe, but it seems like I can't, the air so thick when I breathe it in. I don't have asthma, nothing has been wrong with my lungs b4
hi you still there? its 3 mths later you ok now? if it happens again dont wwaste time asking us get to your doctor.all the best.
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Can you become a lawyer after watching a 1,000 hours of Law & Order?
lmao ....nice mr bromide very nice,and you can add"QBE" behind your name.
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Was it real? Was I dreaming again? How can it end, just as soon as it begun?
it was and you where and it does,good meds you got,me too sometimes i dont know if i am awake or dreaming,all the best
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Who is Narciso Rodriguez?
he lives over the hill from me near his friend dirty sanchez.
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I gave my girlfriend's kitten a whole ibuprofen smashed into his food, Will it kill him?
why did you do that?
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Do you need a person's permission to found a church and worship them as God? I want to start the United Method Man church.
ask me.
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should guys wear skinny jeans?
if you are in a rock band.
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What are some recent national concerns that YOU care about?
goverments to stop "mushroom managment"
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anybody crazy about the TV show House???
that rude,self obsessed lunitic,wifey and me love him.lol
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How can you tell when you've been set up for failure versus you just don't know what you're doing?
you failed so you learned a few lessons,you tried and failed,good on you now get up and carry on,better to sit as a old man and say i tried but failed,thani failed to try,you will allways wonder and think i wish i did,shake it off,plan better next time,ask advice people like to speak of there sucsess and pick bits of infomation,look at your plan and try to find fault,be vicious at finding...
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Do you do any dancing?
best dancer around after a few to many,lol
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Do you believe that President Obama has really actually tried to make government information more accessible to the public?
he has,now all goverment officials have to attend "mushroom managment"seminars on a regular basis until they achieve their advanced diploma,those with diplomas will only be required to do their advanced diploma.
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You have been set up to fail? How do you deal with the situation?
if by life then take it as a lesson, its not the failing that counts its how you pick yourself up and carry on with life,try and try again..........if by friend or foe,i can only think of treating it the same as above(after trying to bring the other party down,paint stripper on there cars,terrorise the crap out of them,have them "taken care of")then back to try and try again( by now you must...
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Would you like to leave this site for another? Why? Haha
no,pretty ok here,thanks anyway
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Do you think that people who criticize others to you are doing the same about you behind your back?
yes i guess so,i dont judge on what i hear best to form your own opinion if i meet or know the person,if its really bad stuff i will be cautious and store the info in my mind.
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why do I sleep with my eyes open?
you to,i thought only chuck norris does this,well done.
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what is your favorite game of all time? (even the old people can answer this)
thank you for allowing me to answer this (old people)we start life and poo in our nappies,we get older and enjoy life,we get older and mellow out,we get older and the body slows down,the mind stays young ok not all ....... then we back to poo in the nappies ok ok some in our pants,someone to wipe our bum,then we cross the finish line.................. meds my meds.............there all ok...
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what are the names of some stars that are bigger than the sun?
a few that spring to mind bono,tom cruise,robbie williams
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I'm a pagan but I don't believe in a god/ or any kind of god. There is nothing wrong with that right?
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Do miracles happen?
they do,but they go unnoticed or one does not realise it,like the gaurdian angles who look after us,things happen and we do not realise it ............ (for the unbelievers please take no note of what i say as i am not pushing bible on anyone,i dont judge and dont care if one does not believe,i ask this with respect and this is my belief)
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How many miles can a freight train travel on a gallon of fuel?
wownever knew that a train runs on fuel,here in south africa our trains are electrical and some run on coal ...... our tv also works with coal.
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My ex-wife boyfriend has moved in with her & pays her rent. Do I still have to pay child support for my daughter whos living with them?
you do,its for your child,but i think if you give up any rights to her and the ex agrees or the b/f marries her and adopts her you can stop paying but you loose your rights either way,but whatever happens or conflict you have both of you i hope will think about the child and not let her be a tool to hurt each other with,all the best
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Is it possible to marry a woman and a man?? Like i got this girl and this guy i wanna marry do i have to chose or can i have them both?
check this out in south africa,lol
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What soft drink(s) do you like?
beer.
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Should murderers & terrorists have human rights - if yes WHY?
no,drag them around the back and shoot them....
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was hilter the devil in disguise
no he was a person,a sick twisted asshole who had syphliss, a selfish cruel power hungry pervert,check out idi amin of uganda (i think) and in todays times robert mugabe in zimbabwe and most probly a few more i dont know about...as for the devil i think he might make them look like kids play.
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I see my neighbours robot sneaking around my back yard at night. What could it be doing?
its plotting a robotic movement or is attracted to your lawnmower.
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If you could change one thing in history, for the betterment of humanity, what would it be?
turned the apple tree into a lemon tree.
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What word has the weirdest spelling?
hippoelicrockoduck.
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Why did God wake you up today?
to do my chores,listen to wifey and the kids and to let me try and see if maybe i can be civil to my daughters b/f the idiot,but alas 7 yrs im trying.... and its hard.
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Is it women who tempt a man to sin or vice versa?
takes 2 to tango,but both sides sin.
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Can God be found only 'within' or can he be found outside also?
my view is all over,but each to there own.
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Can you post me a picture of yourself in another country? If so...post it!
my house in south africa.
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Can you post me a picture of yourself in another country? If so...post it!
my home in south africa.
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Do the seemingly never ending questions about God on this site betray some doubt or insecurity on the part of "believers"?
you right about the never ending questions,some stupid,some asked in mockery,some asked to deliberatly hurt and offend.....there are 2 camps the believers and the non believers....both camps have good and bad people..and i dont care from which camp you or anyone is and as for the doubt or insecurities, both camps have people who suffer this,not all mind you,so as iv said before treat each...
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god made plants on the 3rd day. if he did this how did they survive if the sun wasnt made till th 4th day
which plant do you plant today and tomorrow its all grown....there you are clear as muddy water...but what about the water,and what about the fools who muddy the water,and aeroplanes and cars when did god make them....gee so much to ask,and the french fry and the flipping lions that eat all that game of football,all the best
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Is the missionary position and act of faith or a sin?
sex position,fruit cake.
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what tattoo can i add to this cross on my back.
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what should i add to this cross tattooed on my back?
this one shows it better......
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what should i add to this cross tattooed on my back?
hope this comes through
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what tatoo do you have?
plenty,this is one i had recently and now need to fil the rest of my back.
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what should i add to this cross tattooed on my back?
this is the cross
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what should i add to this cross tattooed on my back?
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What tattoo do you like the most?
i like the cross(the sixth one down)but remember to think what will be next on your back so it can blend and compliment what you have,i have a cross on my back and am thinking what to add,all the best.
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How would u react if you had a 13-14yr daughter, and she got her first real boyfriend? would u cry, be very happy, etc?
i would be happy for her as its all part of growing up,that said i would of course had a "private* talk to the said boy,which i done a few weeks ago to a boy who came to take my daughter out for dinner(shes 18,my other daughter is 24)i explain its my daughter to the boy,that i love her and if he hurts her i will hurt him,lol.
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There's a bug in your house. What do you do? Gently move it or SQUASH the living daylights out of it?
i remove it outside and see it on its way,this is what a worrior does to help mother nature,all the best.(are you a warrior?)
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Can you post me a picture of yourself in another country? If so...post it!
me in south africa where i live,the best place in the world,lol
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Does Jesus love little boys ?
wtf,you into kids freeko ? if not and its a serious question then..wtf man you want to insult something that i believe in???? i dont diss people or what they believe in,each to there own,i dont treat people different because of believing in the big man or not but rather as to how they treat me as a person,so if you dont believe dont fuck up and make all the nonbelievers look bad,just go fuck...
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What type of music do aliens listen to?
they like blues/rock music,and can they party up a storm except the way they dance,lol,i thought i was bad,except when im pissed then i am actually one of the best dancers in the world.
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What are weight loss drugs?
hope,but none work and companies make billions a year,all from hope....if it worked there would be no fat people and all the rest in between,same as bald men nothing works or the rich would all have hair,work out a eating plan,slowly add a bit of activity and take it from there....my tip,eat breakfast it" breaks the fast)from sleeping and gets your metabolism started,all the best
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Is vampires real?
yeath they is.
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how does a man eat his own head?
from the inside,start by pulling top lip back over the top of ones head,painfull hey..? thats how giving birth feels im told,lol
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Why are apes still around not gaining our advantage? Why has "EVOLUTION" not showed them how wonderful it is to be us?
time my friend time,give it another 563869725 yrs and lets see.
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Does anyone know if a 41 year old is still young enough to have a child, but if so, are there higher risks of birth defects etc?
it should be fine,as for the risks it would depend from person to person check with gp.i think the question of to old depends on oneself,one would be pretty settled and have a good stable enviroment plus patience to raise a child,me i was pushing pram at 17(i know,i know stupid,stupid)anyhow it was a hard and unstable start in life,the kids feel it.might be a better world if one could only have...
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who do you think red she hulk is?
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Have you taken your poison lately?
ye s tha nxanda m sti llbuzee,utwo buxy wiyh yours/
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Where can I post essays so that people can read them and then tell me what they think about them?
got me,i thought it was another question.....was it ?
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should i feel bad that i dont have any decent questions to ask?:)
no way,i sit and just go blank ad when i think of a question then it sounds stupid,so back questions i look,lol
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i am 17 almost 18 and my bf is 14 his mom threatened to call the cops but can i get into trouble?
normally the boy is older,reason is that we are more immature than girls our age so we have younger g/f.......okay......so now you 18 and him 14 but because we boys are immature he is like a 12 yr old......okay......now you girls are more mature tha us that makes you about 20yrs old.....his mommy can still call the cops for a couple more yrs,why not give him a dollar and tell him to phone you...
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What kind of person is someone who won't remember the good things that you did, but only the bad?
thats the kind of person you must leave,for whatever twisted reason they have,they will only break you down,try to control you,punish you as they sink into a bitter filled life..dragging you with them,accepting there reasons and staying only empowers them,let them get help or let them go,there choice,all the best
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Is it possible to marry a woman and a man?? Like i got this girl and this guy i wanna marry do i have to chose or can i have them both?
check this south african advert,lol
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Is it possible to marry a woman and a man?? Like i got this girl and this guy i wanna marry do i have to chose or can i have them both?
check this south african advert,lol
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How do woman end up pregnant with the boy or a girl child?
the same way a lawyer ends up without a job.
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Is the Bible relevant?
to many no,to many more yes,is it to you?
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Which group of people (HAVE) to lie to earn a living yet are respected through out the world?
politicians,there skills in mushroom management shines through,lol,maybe this could include lawyers,all the best.
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What kind of articles can be written on kitchen appliances? Any ideas? I need some attractive content for my website.
on a sugar holder put the name of a sugar brand,which the brand will pay you for,on a micro put micro brands for different micro products,never two brands that are opposition,the same to a fridge...milk,cheese ect brands,you will offer this unique advertising to them,there product name in thousands no millions of homes been seen everyday,incredible advertising of the future,the rest follows...
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if you were in a very heated debate on AB and could choose one ABer to come to your aid , who would it be ? dont be shy name them.
i already answered and did not realise you had asked,you are one of the few,just thought id let you know,all the best
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What's life like in the AB cubicle?
i like it,i think all on ab are good folk,and some are not,cleaver and stupid are here and some wise to,rags or riches mean nought in ab-ville,so welcome and enjoy yourself,say what you want,ask what you want,but show respect as one would want,and if you dont like it here just logout in the corner up there and wish you all the best we do.(p.s. no christian or athiest questions....in the...
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if you were in a very heated debate on AB and could choose one ABer to come to your aid , who would it be ? dont be shy name them.
i have a few,but moongrim it is.
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How many spiders have you already eaten? It is said we all unintentionally eat "x" number of spiders in our life time. How many do you think you have already eaten?
hundreds if not thousands,nice bite after sinking a few beers,then shoot the schnapps and snack on some deep fried black cane spiders,i think you folks in the big city snack on peanuts,lol,all the best,do...do you guys overseas also make your own beer and homebrew schnapps?
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Are microwave ovens safe to use?
so long as you dont get in,they fine.
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Should semi-transgenders get their own bathrooms and have a third category (she-male) added wherever gender is required on a questionnaire?
no i dont think thats nessesary,i have never heard of any bad or up to no good about semi- transgenders and if one or two have done bad i dont think that one can judge on that as there is bad in all groups,race,religion,gay,non gay(me,lol)police,goverment,banking and i could go on and on,in fact i would say they must be pretty good people, i dont know a semi-transgender i do know a few gay...
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Should semi-transgenders get their own bathrooms and have a third category (she-male) added wherever gender is required on a questionnaire?
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Should semi-transgenders get their own bathrooms and have a third category (she-male) added wherever gender is required on a questionnaire?
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If you could invite two prominent personalities to a dinner, who would they be? Why?
ozzy osborne and nelson mandela,sit and get nice and chilled around the table,ask nelson mandela a few things and learn something and ozzy for the fun of it,i like him,all the best
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where and when do magic mushrooms grow in the carolinas?
its a secret,if people knew where and when then there would be none,only known by a select few,naturally this is the basis for" mushroom management" which we all have a degree in,all the best
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What job do you have?
i have a company that sells mining equipment to the coal mines and i am a tattoo artist that tattoos on appointment on wednesdays only.
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Coldplay or Muse?
coldplay
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Why do Africans wear masks?
to frighten the enemy,to communicate with the spirits,to dance the dance before eating the enemy,to show how high ranking you are(big mask beats small mask)to impress your soon to be bride and lets them see how many human heads you have shrunk,to make you fearless,and when you rob a bank.(whites also wear masks for this)
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What spanking implement brings back the worst memories of growing up for you?
the CANE,that same CANE everytime i got a hiding,i was shit scared of the CANE i admit with a smile on my face,i dont think i got more than 5 hidings in my time but boy they were given with no mercy,i deserved them all and a few more that i got away with,done me good.....ok...ok....i do think a few hidings would do some of todays kids a helping hand to understand the word no,no means no,all the...
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What is the most recent occasion you experienced that made you feel "happy happy joy joy"?
when my eldest daughter left home to study in the big city.
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Agree or disagree: Losers should lose
no,they should pick themselves up and with a little help get back on track in life,but many will fall some more than others but with a little help.....many get back on track but not all i fear,all the best
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Only in America.........?
you have the ....american dream..... i want the american dream,lol
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Where did today's janitors and building maintenance workers commit follies in their lives?
in your mind,dont be busy looking down at people,and the job dont make the man,life is a funny thing so be happy with your lot,and dont assume you know as it makes a ... ass u me....you dont walk in someones shoes so dont assume.many of the people you look up to,your goverment,your police,buissness men,men of respect and men with power and money,they commit follies and still do and this will...
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Are there places where people go to gamble or play casino online? How do people compute gambling odds? Do some people gamble a lot on horse racing?
1)yes there is,2)they dont but they allways think they are in some silly way,3)they sure do and on many other things as well,it becomes a sickness,it destroys families,it destroys you and is a one way trip down........no other way but down......down......and down.so think twice,no thrice,casinos are designed to win,i speak at the one extreme of the chart,at the other end are the none gamblers...
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Are there places where people go to gamble or play casino online? How do people compute gambling odds? Do some people gamble a lot on horse racing?
1)yes there is,2)they dont but they allways think they are in some silly way,3)they sure do and on many other things as well,it becomes a sickness,it destroys families,it destroys you and is a one way trip down........no other way but down......down......and down.so think twice,no thrice,casinos are designed to win,i speak at the one extreme of the chart,at the other end are the none gamblers...
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(youd be surprised how many ppl get this wrong)theres 100 birds on a roof,a hunter kills one, how many are left?
none
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When should i start masterbaiting
when in a private place.
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Can we blame Mrs. Jones for what she did?
how could one,did you see the smile on his face?
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Have you ever thought of suicide?
yes,but still trying to figure out how to get my daughters b/f to do it,lol.
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Is it possible for people to obsess themselves into madness or is it madness that causes the obsession in the first place?
with me its the madness that causes my obsession,but i have acepted the madness and use the obsession to control my madness.
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Sometime I think we're all in the same boat...sometimes I think some of us don't have clue. Where are you on this issue?
hi rosie,i guess we are but everyones rowing in a different direction.good day to you rosie.
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and how did that make you feel?
wow....im going for another.
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What if Jesus had fallen to the dark side? Would God have whipped up another "only begotten son" to brutally murder? Or would he have
what if .....the man upstairs did not love you ?(i dont know why he does,so you do what you do and he will do as he will,no gun to your head,no force on you,so why the big worry and concern from you about god?you a bit worried then go check out a couple different churches and see,if nothing then nothing lost on you,if you dont try it out i dont care but the big man upstairs will and guess...
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If your left eye had committed sin, will you pluck it out?
no,it only looks at the menu,but i will pluck yours ok not pluck just bruise and swell close for a few days
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Do you want to become the president of the United States?
yes,hows the expense account looking....fine suits,$400.00 shots of fine whiskey,bodygaurds to carry me to my limo and to tuck me after all those shots,fine food,fine living,in fact everything would be fine.so send me on the MUSHROOM MANAGMENT programme(takes 4 - 6 mths to complete)and then i would handle all the problems.lol
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How good is your handwriting ?
.like a doctors.
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who was the first man and woman?
katie and tom.
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what name is given to actors with rude behavior and with exaggerated gestures in 19th century?
kanye west......oops thats music.......russel crow ??
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Being HOT, is being_______.
is being hot duuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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For those who believe that they are going to heaven; what will you do there, what of earth?
have a happy time,peace and harmony with all up there by the big man,it dont matter what i do up there im easy and the big man is pretty cool so alls good,the problem is how did you score down here,enough to make it upstairs?..cause as cool as the big man is you dont want to freak him out,he make the devil look like snow white if gets angry......
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Will you make any plans after the date 12-21-2012?
remember how last year and many more years before i had said next year i wont get caught in the last minute rush,as i look at the mad rush around me and smile,why what's happening on 21 dec 2010? we are still living on our y2k supplies.lol
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How does God expect people with ADD to be happy in heaven forever?
thats a earthly thing,it will stay behind,no add up there by the big man.all the best
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The more money you save the more you have to draw on. The more you put into life, the more you get back from it. Do you agree?
hi rosie,i totally agree with that,but on lifes road we have the extremes of both sides..those with,those without,and everyone inbetween,nice to have money to draw on,many live from hand to mouth,and i think there are a lot of broken spirits out there,due to whatever reason on the path of there life that cannot see this as it has maybe never been felt,just a thought,maybe in time as more and...
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Would you surmise that a pet turtle would have a personality? Would it communicate with you in some way?
it sure does,and it sure does,all the best
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I'm suicidal and I told my ex-gf that I'm okay when she broke up with me...which was a lie. I don't want to put that burden on her...but now I seriously want to kill myself. I don't know what I'm asking but I love AB and I thought I could get some help.
you know all the reasons not to do it,start by accepting your depression you are not the only one theres millions and millions suffering with it,there is help,now try this for a start,gofind a shelter for the homeless or a soup kitchen to help out for 2 weeks for a hour or two a day and do it,get back to me once completed and we will go to the next step,all the best to you and remember life is...
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What does it mean if you have 3 hard knocks on you window but no one is there?
steady with the meds.
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If an angel appered before you and told you the armageddon would come unless you killed a man he identifies as the antichrist, would you do so on faith or question your sanity?
pass the sword.
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Ever been bitten by an animal ? if so what kind of animal? - some details plz
out fishing and the boat i was in got overturned,swimming to the shore i was atacked by a crocodile,lucky not a big one,ripped my leg badly but i got to shore and headed into the bush,i was loosing blood and sat under a tree near the dusty road unable to move,still there that night i heard a pride of lions approching from the east then i passed out,when i came around the sun was just rising...
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The older you get, do you find yourself caring more, or less?
i care less,not in the sense of hurting anyone but not caring about all those things you stressed and worry about for 20 - 30 yrs,like that extra 20 pounds you weighed,looking back that 20 pounds looked pretty fine,lol
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What are the most important qualities in a successful leader? Keep in mind successful doesn't always mean good or nice.
skills in...mushroom managment.
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should parents be punished for their children's mistakes?
you raise them best you can and when they stand on there own,you can only trust in how you raised them,and no a parent cant be blamed for a childs mistake,but as we know the blame for many can be laid at the parents feet,so when a child makes a mistake the parents of that child will know the fault was theres or not,but this matteres not to me if my kids made a mistake i will be by there side...
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What do you guys think about California putting legalizing marijuana on the november voting ballet?
hey cool man,they should do it man,the taxes on it can be put to good use,far out man,think man people will be chilled man,yeah some even rushing around all parinoiaded up man,some even forgetting what they doing man,lol,what with the munchies and all we be sitting doing nothing but .......but............ok where was i oh yes now.....
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If I'm saying good-bye to my sister, for good. How should i do it and wat should i say?
speak from your heart remember the good things,forgive and forget the bad,stand strong,shed a tear and bid farewell,all the best.
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Is it possible to marry a woman and a man?? Like i got this girl and this guy i wanna marry do i have to chose or can i have them both?
here in south africa you can,check this advert out.
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If pigs could fly, would the price of bacon rise?
it might but umbrella sales would skyrocket.
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Do you have tattoos? How many? How many you regret? If you have no tattoos, do you frown upon those that do?
plenty,regret none,maybe change one or to,dont matter if you have tattoos or not,and those who dont like tattoos well i never thought of that,my wife and 2 daughters and i all have the family mark,lol(family tattoo),mine on my neck and them on the left wrist,mtmy daughters both have tats on there lower back,my wife on the lower stomach and chinese writing on her spine,all the best
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How can i get a six-pack abs without visiting a gym
only in ones dreams,lol
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Where is the best place to go for a great holiday?
come to south africa,go to the kruger national park,you get about R7.40 to $1.00,and you will definatley come back,enjoy.
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Do you have to pay to do Community Service?
no only attention
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How do you ensure that people feel welcome when visiting your home?
i dont,they like they come back,they dont like i dont care.but all who have been here want to come back i choose who does.lol.
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Would it be such a mistake to put a fake snake in a baked cake for goodness sake?
not if you send it to my mother in law,lol
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I love my child so much I am going to build a torture chamber to put her in, just in case she disobeys me. Anyone see a problem with this?
there are so many kids in tortue chambers as it is,so give it a skip,love her,protect her and when needed out with the belt and give a hiding,not abuse,all the best
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Do you think that it should realy be illegal for a 15 year old to date a 18 year old? and if so why?
hows supermom sound,lol,and it happens just like that,robbing you of enjoying some of life first,robbing you of building a good career,robbing the child of quality time,many struggle in life and some have to take abuse,verbal and physical because they are trapped in a marriage with no love.......not that age should be the factor but it is,so wait your time and when it comes there's no race,time...
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what do u think about immagrants workin in the usa who dont speak english & u cant communicate when
ordering food, etc.?
no fala engeesh,el-umbra dois cheeseburger and fries,el-bondiva coke,senyor myie bondiva priqino hesta al-ubaa,fenk uwe.
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Does being very greedy mean you're very needy or just typical/ordinary/normal/average?
hi rosie,all humans are greedy the only difference is the extent,we or should i say humans dont have a very good track record,history is littered with events,wars ect,all filled with greed,a good day to you rosie.
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I'm 17, is it early to shave myself?
where?
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What is your tattoo of?
1) tribal (as a cover up top lright arm)
2) oriental (bottom of both arms)
3)eagle (chest)
5)swallow (right rib)
6)cross with veritas and equitas)my whole back)
7)each of my daughters(2)names on my arms)
8)dragon(on my top left leg)
9)and another cover up on my top left arm
10)tattoo on my neck by left ear.
before getting a tattoo,think,research,think some more,talk to your tatto guy,go think...
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Have you ever been spanked by someone other than your mom or dad? When I was 15 my friends dad pulled both me and my friend over his knee and spanked our buts with a hairbrush. Just curious.
when my kids were growing up and we went away for a few days and even if the friend was at my house or out with us,i would disipline them as if they were my kids,they knew this and lucky for them they never got a hiding but i would correct anything i deemed wrong,if the friends are at your house,go out with you or on a holiday with you,you are responsible for them anything happens to them you...
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Cats or dogs?
i only have dogs,but as a worrier against animal cruelty i fight the fight for all animals,all the best.
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Somalia seeks money to help fight Pirates. Do you believe that? Or will the Government Officials use most of the money on themselves.
at a guess about $1.00 out of every $10.00 gets to the cause or charity which it is donated,maize meal that was donated to zimbabwe for the starving was sent to a goverment officials farm,was sold and exported to another country,a real pity but thats what happens,all the best
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What do you do when you are lonely and no one else is around for you to talk to?
well i have a few rooms in my head i visit every now and then,each room serves a different need,one for work,one for home,fantasy,ect,ect,i thats where i go in times of whatever is happening,i might be considered "strange"by many others,and i might be spending more time up there but i have a happy place up there and always leave with a decision and feeling better,all the best and here in ab...
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Why do people hate lawyers so much?
i like mine,but they all speak with forked tounge.
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Did you pee in the swimming pool?
Add your answer...yes,everyone eles also did,they lie.
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good short jokes? as in height
as in...little man syndrome?...so short he cant get over himself?
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When someone is totally honest, do you consider them weak, stupid and unintelligent or do you consider them strong, wise and intelligent?
to be honest is much harder,to lie is often the easy way and the weak,stupid,wise and strong all lie,so totall honesty from one would class them above the rest.
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Why do women wear shoes that hurt them?
because that is what love does.
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Using AB levels as measurement, what is your maturity level in life as of this moment?
mummy....mummy.... bottie...mummmmmmmmmyyy.lol
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I WANT YOUR HUMBLE OPINION: What age(s) have I acted when you observed me?
you have acted very well at times,sometimes you try to act a bit older but you still have a way to go,at times you have come across as a much younger person but your wisdom soon comes across to us,so with a long way to go,be yourself and give not a fig to what i think.
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What is redcap?
redcap riding hood,the one in the forest,the bears found her sleeping in one of the beds in there house after she ate the porrige,remember now,all the best
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Is 4 years after a man's wife is murdered too soon to move on,date,married,and have babies?
i dont think so,i dont think one can put a time frame to this,fate will decide and you have no controll when you will meet that person and when you do,some light will come back and feelings will start and that would be the right time,all the best to the man and his love.
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Should it be considered a crime (i.e., murder) when a home owner kills an intruder?
no,thats called protection,here in south africa when a home is broken into there is allways rape and brutal and savage attacts ending in murder,aged people having the skin cut from there feet and put in boiling water,a family tied up woman raped and the man getting cut and left to bleed out while the family can only look,now the cops here expect you to overpower a intruder,you shoot you get a...
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what could be a suitable first gift for my mother in law?
a cut-throat,get one at your local barber shop.
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what is my boyfriend's name
raj.
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If it was an apple that Adam and Eve ate in Eden, then why doesn't the Bible call the tree "Apple Tree"?
maybe the apple was not a apple,just maybe.
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where do fir trees go while they are waiting to get into heaven?.
they hang around shops and homes in bundles then they get cremated in our fireplaces.
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what is the origin of black magic?
made by cadburys,a box of chocolates"black magic"very nice think i will get a box now,not sure what date they came out,all the best.
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will you cangratualate me im finally at peace with the world
do tell.
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What would happen if mirrors would shatter when hatemongers looked into them? A good way to identify them or would they simply not look?
yes what a good way to identify them,not that we even want to know,but the big plus to this is the glass companies would not be able to supply the demand and would keep on expanding,millions of jobs created better living for many,only scarey thing is how many might i break,none i hope but who knows,lol,all the best rosie.
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How was the computer mouse created?
most likely some computer nerd,how i envy them for just a tiny bit of there knowlage to find my way around my pc,lol
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I recently dicovered a place that serves different flavors of popcorn... if you made a strange flavor of popcorn what would it be?
sardines and cream.
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Could "Adam" in "Adam and Eve" from the Book of Genesis be a female?
if he was a she,the she was a he,sounds right to me then,so we all agree he was a she,all the best
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Does it take intelligence/brains/smarts to be corrupt? Or can any average/below average joe/jane do a good job at it?
hi rosie,intelligence is not a necessity for corruption,dishonesty and the ability to not care about the consequences of what they do is all it takes,a real pity this corruption thing,a real tragedy for us humans,imagine those in power doing there best and all would follow and thrive,but no greed and power fan the fire of corruption,nice day to you rosie.
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how do you conduct a criminal background check on yourself
grab a pen and paper sit down and now write down all the times you have been convicted,yes and those that you were not convicted for,ok that page is full turn over and now list all the things you GOT AWAY with yes everything,now there you have your background check,not to proud now are we?ok burn those 4 pages(dont want them in the wrong hands now)
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If they are "pro-life", why do abortion haters want to murder women who have abortions?
like my2cents said,there are idiots on the extreams of any issue,like i have said one has not walked in anothers shoes to know there story,you may think you can imagine it but the point is you cant,a woman brutally beaten,raped repeatedly,chuncks of meat ripped from her face with a iron,fingers broken and left for dead....surviving the phisical damage,a long way to go with her mental...
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a guy got a girl pregnant the girl wants to abort but the guy doesn't want that. he wants to keep the baby. who gets to choice him or her?
she gets the choice(as you dont see many,in fact i never have seen single men pushing prams around and raising the child,but there are single dads out there who raise there kids and can stand proud)it takes 2 to tango,so if the guy wants to have a say he must step up to the mark and be counted.all the best
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If an alien that looked like the elephant man raped your daughter, would you have it aborted?
thats deep,very deep.
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i saw you pushing a huge box (on wheels) down the street ,,, what the heck was in it ? ??
oh that was just a stove,if my daughter comes looking for her boyfriend dont mention you saw me,anyhow i better go unpack that fridge.
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Why do parents ground their children as a punishment?
because we can,and so will you missymoo,the day you become mrsmoo.all the best
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What kind of a father would put their child up for adoption if found to have birth defects?
sad father,like if you cant feed your child and it would die,what would you do you only have 2 choices,watch your child die or give up for adoption?now what kind of a person are you?
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What is the best religion?
why?are you looking for the best?well all will shout from the rooftops that theres is the best,i am a christian...i hope and at my end hope to be up there with the big man,many may get there following different paths,many wont.so your question i find rather silly,many believe and many dont(in the big man)which is ok,and in the end we will all see what awaits us at the finish line so let it...
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Why boys are more intelligent than girls?
because they let you think you are,smell the roses man.
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What is your pet's name? My dog's name is KushBlue.
wallace,divo,ava.
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Is your dog a smaller dog or a bigger one?
ugly one.
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You think you've finally gotten rid of the pests and then you see they are back. Do you get a Pest Control expert involved this time?
hi rosie,well the pest keeps coming back to my house,7yrs i have tried to no avail,now i dont know if i must accept him or look for a hit man,lol,my daughter must see something in .......him,but when i see him i realise i cant stand him so i think i will get a "professional,all the best to you rosie.
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You think you've finally gotten rid of the pests and then you see they are back. Do you get a Pest Control expert involved this time?
hi rosie,well the pest keeps coming back to my house,7yrs i have tried to no avail,now i dont know if i must accept him or look for a hit man,lol,my daughter must see something in .......him,but when i see him i realise i cant stand him so i think i will get a "professional,all the best to you rosie.
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How long is forever?
till you reach the finish line in lifes journy,enjoy the ride.
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Should the U.S. Abolish the Death Penalty?
no,killers and rapists must die,the thing to change is to kill these people within a week and not years and years of waiting costing us the taxpayer,do whatever to them harvest body parts,experiment with them for the benefit of the humane race and replace the animals that dont deserve to be there,and yes i know innocent lives may suffer and am sorry about that,thats the responsibility of the...
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Should the U.S. Abolish the Death Penalty?
Share your answer...
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who on earth can raise up somebody in the mortuary?
why?how many raised people do you know(i thought so)how many raised people have you heard of from other people?(exactly,now there you answered your own question)glad to help,all the best.ps..those who say they can..stay away man they only want something.
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Do homeless people make you angry, or ashamed, or both?
none,i tend to feel sorry for them as one has not walked in there shoes and life can allways take a turn on things,so a helping hand is not a bad thing,expecting nothing back,a good deed one could say,all the best.
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I can't understand why this happened?
well i dont think one should try to be perfect rather enjoy and learn the steps with time,maybe you were out of step who knows who cares,find a class you enjoy and forget the bad experiene,dont give up as it does and will make you feel good and good for the body as well,my wife loves her class,all the best and remember you do it for you,nobody eles matters.
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Do you think the human race could ever go extinct?
we deserve to,mother nature might do it to us one day or that big bang we hear about or us ourselves,no sorry i guess we are already doing that,or maybe we could all as one become earth worriers and save the day but that i think will never be,so on we go as mother nature takes her toll,her warnings falling to but a few,and on we go.
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When looking for a good tattoo shop, what are some questions I should ask to make sure they are a good quailty shop?
check how clean and tidy they are,meet the artist who will tattoo you and explain what you want,see what imput he has,ask him to show you some of his work which he will be only to happy to do,if he does not then ????? ask him how many sittings wood be needed if not done in one day,ask him anything you want to,silly or not its your skin at the end of the day and at a good shop they wont have a...
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Why do some of us flock to, adore and worship negativity? We shun the positive/ hopeful and embrace/celebrate doom/gloom. Why?
birds of a feather flock togheter.
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Does it hurt to get a tattoo on the back of your leg on the calf?
good place no bone so dont worry you will be fine,i have many allover,all the best.
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Is there anyone that you just hate? Why?
i dont ever think of hate,not worth the space in ones head or the time involved and i think one who carries hate will find bitterness,lonliness and sadness along lifes road,i do hate mugabe in zimbabwe,hitler ect,but if i really think i guess there are things that could make me hate and seek revenge and even kill,all the best
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how many cigarette should I smoke for my hunger to go?
have a coffee or two with your cig,or i suppose just chain smoke till the hunger goes,ok ok or the lungs go,lol,why you dont get something to eat?
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Will half a birth control pill work?
no,just take yours one a day and be safe,thats the best you can do,as a father of 2 daughters 18 and 24 i could actually give another 6482 reasons but as my girls will say..you just silly now dad,lol
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What motivates you to do good deeds?
nothing,i dont plan it,a situation happens and you react and if it turns out to be a good deed i usually say to myself..thats your good deed for the day..why i say this i dont know it must be something i heard as a child,lolbut i must admit that doing a good deed does give me a nice feeling in the heart and i am sure there have been situations that i have not noticed or i decided not to do...
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What defects do you see in certain religions?
i suppose all of them,mainly with those over the top bible pushers,breathing fire and brimstone and want to ram the bible down your throat,thats only one of i am sure many flaws,i am a christian and hope that i end up with the big man upstairs,but till i cross the finish line as many before and after me,those of faith and those who dont,we as one shall finally see what we believe or not,so till...
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What's the best diet pill you've ever used?
there is not one,the same as there is not one to regain ones own hair,yet both make millions no billions of cash from people who need to believe,a tip from me..eat breakfast it gets your metobolisim working(when you sleep your body fasts with breakfast you break-the-fast)a good starting point,try to eat a bit healthier,a tad of fruit every day and a bit of exersise,dont get sucked into the diet...
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Is vanity lying different from other lies.. someone who lies about his/her age but is honest about other things? Is such a person a liar?
hi rosie,no,such a person is not a liar and some things need a lie,let it be known from today and for evermore that this shall be known as a white lie,lol,all the best to you rosie,anyway who needs your age,one is as old as you feel.
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Is there anywhere I can trade my girlfriend for a new television?
sorry neilychops,cant change the rules she allready traded her can opener for you,nice try but sorry you have to stick it out till she says,all the best
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Whats the best running shoes for someone that hates running?
why worry,just run around the block 2 times,then kick it under the bed,lol
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Why some people when they decide to do some thing they simply do it, while others always try to find excuses not to do it even its useful ?
thats what humans do,some lazy some not,some can some cant,some ask some dont and so and so.
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Do you think physical punishment on a child is wrong?
no and given early in age they learn and remember,today parents are abused by kids as young as 3,programmes like supernanny to help parents,a good solid hiding(tip-smack good and hard for a little longer than you think)once they understand respect you all live happily,and no i dont mean abuse,sickos abuse there kids.
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When someone close to you is seriously ill - but refuses to go to the doctor, it it cold to walk away rather than watch them deteriorate?
this happened to my mom last year,i was with her at the end and nothing i or anyone could do to get medical attention for her,she refused,she had been about 5 yrs in the old age home and i lived about 4hrs drive away,i sat with her,feeling her pain,hearing her breath after 2 days i went home to get some things and come back,she passed on 2 hrs after i left,i remember as i left she wanted a drag...
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Recent movie, had something to do with a mental patient and having Jesus DNA? Any idea's?
it was just a movie,i hope,never can tell when an angel might pop up.
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Recent movie, had something to do with a mental patient and having Jesus DNA? Any idea's?
it was just a movie,i hope,never can tell when an angel might pop up.
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What is the best way to extract juice from used underwear?
i fear to ask.......extract juice from used underware...........you kid me,no i wont ask why.
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Who is the richest person in the world?
with what? money,happiness or....or..... i thought i might list at least 5 things but no,i cant.
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If you could live anywhere on the planet, then where would you live?
good old RSA.
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Dad grew up in the 1950's, he and friends were punished with spankings, the wooden spoon or belt. If you grew up then how were u punished?
the same,good old fashion hidings,you done wrong you got it,you remembered so this helps one to think wisely next time,and parents battle and get abused by small kids and ask what they are doing wrong,give a good hiding will sort them out,i dont mean abuse the kids,sickos abuse kids,and get this they still love you(the kids that is)i loved my parents even with them hidings,all the best.
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How do you think Generation Y and Z will react to being old?
i guess the same as we will,1)20s no worry,still a long way to go 2)30s only miss the 20s feeling a bit old 3)40s realise you not that old and anyway the 40s are the new 30s.ok so now im 48 and think boy 50 is right here,well i will just ease into the unknow,wont give up lol,and as for my jeans,t-shirts and one foot in the 70s i dont know,but suppose as all before us will just ease into it.
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If a rich guy in his Cadillac or BMW tries to run you over in the crosswalk, is it ok to spit on his car?
spit no way man,i would kick the crap out of his car,or a brick or two or anything but not spit,and if possible beat the crap out of him to.(see i wont be the bigger man)
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Why does my left ear hurt after hearing my mothers voice? And I don't mean just when she speaks, even after she leaves it still hurts.
lmao,turn the other ear her side,the left ear is full,my ears get full when i listen to my daughters idiot,sorry boyfriend(looser)talking i could kill him.there that feels better now.all the best
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I need a real French Person to talk to! >.
dont we all,anyway try france,we,no,wee wee.
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What evidence of God is there?
really,what a good question,you are breathing,no?,anyway if you dont believe,good for you im not here to push a bible down your throat,if you ask to not jest then try a church or two or even more and see the evidence you seek,and if you dont nothings lost and all the best to you and yours.
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If you could exterminate a race of people which one should it be
good idea,lets do all you racists,come onnkien,donkien.dikhead or whatever step into this room for a shower.
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If spanking can lead to horniness, is this a good reason not to spank your children?
where you from dude,what a load of crap,only sickos do this.
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What doesn't Wal-Mart sell?
wall carpets.
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Would you give up everything you have for revenge?
thinking of revenge will make you a bitter unhappy person in life,easy words to say i know and difficult to give advice to you as to the reason of your hurt or anger i do not know,tell me if you can and if you cant i respect you and wish you all the best and all i can ask is speak to someone,for you and all you hold dear.
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Do you speak in tongues as described in the bible? If so how did you recieve this gift?
i have on a few occasions,the gift i suppose came from the bottle or two i had finished with other people,ashamed i am but pleased to say a few i know have also spoke in tongues i could not understand,this always happens late into the evening or early hrs of the morning with no recollection when waking up.
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How big exactly is Mr.Obama's package??
big,very big if you count his clothing allowance.
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As an American I am tired of politicians saying they speak for the American people when all they speak for is their party. They lie..why?
hi rosie,its called MUSHROOM MANAGMENT(keep ypu in the dark and feed you crap)something politicians must learn while climbing the ladder to success,like traffic cops all wear mirrow sunglasses,lol,good day to you rosie
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Why is it so hard to be the bigger man?
because to be the bigger man one does not try to,it just happens because you are the bigger man,size dont matter,one can be the bigger man today and not tomorrow and vice versa,because you dont beat up the other guy in the pub and be the main attraction but accept his apology you are the bigger man,its hard but not impossible to achieve this in all situations and be the bigger man,but like i...
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Can wisdom be accrued by listening to wise people?
it can,but most wise people are very quiet,so maybe wisdom is accrued by listening and age(and keeping ones big mouth shut at times or when speaking of things one does not really know)then theres life that also shows one that the more you know you realise the less you know,maybe thats why the wise are are so quiet,but hey thats life and we are all wise(ok ok i know)we just make bad decisions...
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My Tunisian friend is looking for a europian wife. What should he do?
go find a europeen woman and ask her to marry him,that is what europeen woman like,it is there way,if the woman slaps him or gets annoyed do not worry, this is a good sighn and your friend must carry on day after day with her,she will show all her anger but this is a test to see if he carries on therefor proving his love for her and he will win her over,this could take time but the normal time...
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Your boss makes you stay late to work on a project. While working on it, you discover a secret that could destroy them. What do you do?
"CHING CHING"what are they worth,lol
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Why do these women alienate their kids from their dads and when 14, 15 ,call the dads, because can't do anything with them?come get em?
most divorces are filled with bad blood and the kids become weapons to use and hurt the other or both parents(once you would die for your partner,love would last forever its special and meant to be,and this is replaced with such burning hate)i guess if parents put the child first then things like this would not happen,some parents do this but alas most end up wanting to hurt or destroy each...
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In the winter, what garments do your youngest-kids wear to bed? just wondering amount of kids in blanket sleepers in early ages.
michael michael is that you michael?
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You're in the desert. You see a tortoise on it's back. What do you do?
for survival,eat and dry strips of meat for later use,otherwise turn him over,give water and let him on his way.ps.watch out when picking tortise up have bottom part turned away from you as they will pee on you and boy,it smells.
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Can u tell me who am i? I am expecting serious answers.
you are who you are,you have the huge highs in life and the low of lows,you must know both to understand one,you are one(no two people alike)warts and all,learn to like yourself for who and what you are,be happy with what you have in life,many are far worse off,never look down on one as you dont stand in there shoes,and remember life is a show with each of us starring in the main role,thats who...
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Why is crushing ants such a bad thing?
who cares?they say the wheel of life turns slowly,who cares?they say you get what you give,who cares?they say you take life someone close gets taken from you,who cares?big thing kill small thing,who cares?big bully beats small guy.who cares?.....but wait maybe you are not older than 5 then dont worry,if older then maybe care....all the best
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In California, how long after going to court does a divorce become final, and the partners free to remarry?
why does it matter?1 day,1 year,if you love each other even a year is fine to wait,you love each other,unless ones got big issues and need to rush so one can controll,manipulate or some other twisted reason behind the RUSH to marry.listen to this "HOW QUICK CAN I GET MARRIED AGAIN AFTER MY DIVORCE"sounds pretty stupid,sounds like...listen now...REBOUND...you rush along now you hear,the only...
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Can those who have committed somewhat major sins (not criminal or adulterous) become leaders in the church?
as humans we stumble and do wrong,make wrong decisions,are tempted by greed and many more stones and boulders to cross our path in lifes journey,by realising ones failures and getting back on lifes road forward grows and makes a person,pain,sorrow,a broken heart,happiness,death,birth are all lessons we will learn on our journey of life......and i would find it hard to believe that leaders have...
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Whie driving in Pa without ever being licensed and having minor child in car is this child endangerment
driving with no driving licene..shame on you,having a minor in the car with you...stupid,very stupid,in fact very stupid on both.are you special that you dont need a driving licence?the law is there for a reason dont you think?and most importantly my 2 daughters and wife drive there cars out there,i and all licenced drivers dont need people like you out there endangering our loved ones,a car is...
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yahshua/jesus said you can`t serve god and mammon , my question is this who or what is mammon ?
its a very nice tasting fish that is served with............sorry i thought it was gammon....or sammon
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If a mormon breaks a speed limit whilst travelling in a car, will he/she have to pray for forgiveness?
i think so,speed kills and innocent people die from speed,families are devastated by this,so it is unfair to mention one small group when in fact speedsters/killers are lurking in all walks of life,guilty of speed but think nothing will never happen to me,until it does just like that......so stay alert on the road,even when there are no mormons driving around,lol
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what do you feed sea monkeys?
sea food.lol
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Is hand-rolling tobacco less harmful than cigarettes?
depends what tobacco you smoke,mines hand rolled.
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What is a good, easy high to do at home? All of my pills are locked up. Anything to snort?
so u wil snort anyting dat any dumpass tel u,if him tel good confincing story to u den u snif it up,now u da dumpass fool whois,wat it be poision dumpass fool whois and u die boy,dis stoopid fool whois no care yo break yo perents heart?do dey diserve dis yo stupid boy whois,fink hard stopido,yo go have happy life now,ok
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"its been shown time & time again that very few people ever manage to exceed the achievements of their parents"
True or false
big question,but if thats true how have we advanced over time?and if it were true imagine how the world be if we did exceed the parents??so in my simple mind,yes we do exceed our parents,not all mind you,thats how we advance,look at these long haired walking as if they dont have a spine dropouts who are actually computor masters,it makes me feel like the dropout and thats advancment.
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Will Answerbag ever be 'fixed'?
sigh,the good old days,good old ab......
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why do some guys wear tiny shirts?
there are many reasons,so not to jest or be unkind, lets be thankfull that its not tiny shorts,lol
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To your opinion (and generally speaking), in what country do they have the best sence of humor?
local is lekker,lol
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Where can I find air tight door in Delhi/NCR?
look in air tight door frame attatched to air tight house,house with no air,airtight house need air to breath inside,i sell the fresh air to you,no?
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Why work for a funeral home?
cool working enviroment,no talking,refrigurate drinks and cold meats(lunch)thats about it,the rest sucks for me.
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An 11-year-old just gave birth to a baby. You OK with that?
no,poor baby,poor kid having baby,poor parents,poor society,poor country,poor mankind,but life goes on,this is only one small story of mankind there are many worse,but life is good and we achieve more and more as we slowly but sureley,bit by bit become that what we fear,fear not for as allways there is hope.
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what should you do if you if ur 12 year old want to get pregnante.
what you should do if you if ur 12 years old,furst go finnish your edumecation,get a good work and den you think of havving chilldren,if you have chilldren now you have no grow up life,no paarties,no dancin,no fun,you be stupid and will sit many unhappy days and nights waiting,alone,sad sad all da time,so be cleaver and first you grow up first,plenty time for all to happen later,be cleaver not...
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will you that the risk of having a gud future of your child but youll sacrifice your happiness?
dontz chill toooo much chillz,you sacrifice your happiness,child grows up in unhappy family,not healthy for child or mother,the kids know the vibe,feels it.
but unfortunatley life is difficult and many do life that life due to many things.empower yourself for your kids sake.
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Can you describe your bank account in 3 words or less?
pass the gun.(just kidding its pretty fine,gives a warm feeling when thinking about it)lol
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Do you fear the night?
no,love it me and wifey are night people,or people of the night.(no not that,not bad night things)lol
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Have you ever eaten alligator?
crocodiles yes i have,it has a lovely taste between fish and meat,normally we have a few friends over on a saturday,a few drinks then walk down to the river and catch,kill and skin a croc,then we braai(cook on a open fire) it and enjoy with salads,pap or whatever,good stuff.
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You just murdered your mother-in-law, what do you do first?
have a beer while the lions finish off the remains,allways told my wife her inlaws were better than mine,lol,just kidding i get on quite well with the old go...oops..mom.
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Is 9 to 10 years old too old for my dog to have puppies?
yes,let her enjoy the rest of her life just been your best friend,and loving you,what kind of dog is it?
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What can the U.S. dollar buy these days ?
here in africa....a goverment official,adopt a orphan,take the family out for a a meal,ak47 rifel,a missile launcher.lol
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Where is your dad?
up in the sky.
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Shoulderpads: do you find yourself being constanly aware you have them on or do you not notice them?
hi rosie,never wore shoulderpads before but i thought i might mention that i used to wear my kneepads at times when seeing my bank manager,lol
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Do you think that the past is irrelevant?
yes,once you have pondered and learned from the many lessons along lifes ride,which will shape you and your desiciones and choices along lifes journy.carring bitterness,hatred,revenge and jealousy all make for a sad and bitter life.enjoy the ride
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Where do mafia gansters sell the merchindse the steal when after they hijack a truck for example dvd players or wmens clothing?
over here in south africa and then into a few more countries in africa,send it to africa,lol,some villages have the latest equipment(music,tvs,electronic ect,)but no power to use the stuff,stuff we dont even have in our shops,far out man,so come shop in africa,all you need,cheap cheap man.
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Do you believe that the most valuable information is learned outside the classroom?
not a very educated person myself i think education is a must where possible as i think all will agree.as to your question i do agree that more of life is learned outside the classroom and whatever rights and wrongs one has done,and learned from will make you a better person on your road of life,but having said that you still need that education or your job prospects can be very limited and...
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Is australia a good country to live on?
they are my countries arch enemy(rugby,cricket) but yes a very good country to live,good people,good cities,nearly as good as s.a.(nearly i said..lol)
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Is white people get married beuase of sex and kick thier wife off after marrage is beuase of sex and lust?
are you stupido?do you do that,in fact where do you come with that crap belief dude.
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for what reasons do people wear eyeglasses?
heard of clark kent?.......superman......now you get it,do you really think it has something to do with eyes?...now you know.
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Are earthquakes just big, overzealous bearhugs from God?
no.thats mother nature giving us a warning that we are messing up big time,if only we were all enviromental warriors.
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I like rock but I'm black. I am a black person. I'm scared that if I tell someone this I might be pinned as weird. Can anyone help me?
nothing weird man,walk your path in life,enjoy and forget the coulor thing man,not easy in some parts i know i live in south africa,im white and as a country we are all trying as well but as allways theres allways the few diehards around.peace man.
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Have u ever saw ur babysitter get spanked
lol,by who..daddy.
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Does anyone punch themselves in the head or face when they are frustrated or angry?
hope not,that would be stupid,but i think there is a name for people who do ...tantrum yes i think thats what it is called or attention seeking it could be or even the me,me,me sickness,something like that,all the best
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What's the most beautiful country in the world, in your opinion?
good old south africa,we got it all and the big 5 as well.
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how do you cut a bus brake lines with out getting caught?
now why would you do that darkmoon?for 1 you would be caught and in that goverment accomodation for the rest of your life will be bad man,what you think you have is nothing compared to that,its another world you dont want.2nd you want to kill someone,what about other people,fathers,mothers brothers and sisters wtf man?
if someone has hurt you that badly,speak to someone,get help and see a...
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My goal is to become a successful fire fighter and a good husband.Any advice?
firefighter-do your training,be confident,be humble.husband-listen,really listen and understand what she says, many listen and dont hear and do as you would like done to you,all the best.
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why do men pee in carparks ?
nature calls,woman have been known to do this to,and hillbilly comes to mind as well,not cool but it happens all over and i think everyones been guilty of this at least once,shame on yee all,lol
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I think people are more prone to suffering from paranoia these days than they used to be. If you agree, why do you think that is?
hi rosie,that you rosie??whos suffering paranoia..me?who wants to know??why..whats going on??...lol,happy new year to you and yours rosie.
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How did Noah, Enoch and others early in Biblical times live to be over 900 years old? Why can't we?
lmao,thank goodness for that,and with todays medical advances we would live to 1000-1100yrs old
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Do you like fruitcake?
only eat it at x-mas time,love it the rest of the family dont eat it,lol
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If a contractor is referred to as a "cowboy" what does that mean?
like a fly by night bussiness,here today gone tomorrow.you will pay for a job you both agree to and in the end you will sit with a poor and bad renovation,be unhappy and have to get in someone eles to fix the problem costing you more money,watch out for the friendly knowit alls who will do this and that at no extra cost,get 3 qoutes and ask for references so you can see there quality of...
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How would most Americans react if Queen Elizabeth & Gordan Brown were to visit Obama?
i am south afrcan but i guess most americans would be more than fine with it,they voted him in so he has the masses behind him,no?
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Once normal folk become politicians, does it seem that they forget about the true values of their purpose as politicians to the people?
seems like they do,straight after "mushroom management"programme.
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Is it true that chicken's skin is unhealthy to eat? If yes, why?
i guess if a person is trying to loose weight its true,to the lollipop brigade it would do them good,but they would never eat it,so grandpappy must of known something when he said....eat to live my boy,dont live eat everything in moderation
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My penis is too small for me.can any1 teach me penis enlargement?pls teach me......
shine whith shoe polish every day,twice a day every day
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Is Bloody marry real or fake?
very real,helps me get up the morning after.
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Has someone in your family died of cancer?
my dad,i always thought it was because of a car accident that we were in,he died 6 weeks after the accident,i was 3 and he was 29,for some reason i showed my doctor his death certificate and he told me he had died from cancer,my wife's dad passed away about 7 yrs ago with throat cancer and this was my first time to see cancer at work,a slow painful death and seeing his wife and children...
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is there any medical test to find out whether the women is swallowed semen and whose it is ?
yes there is sicko,sorry saj123 you can call Dr jerry springer at 10810
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I feel silly about buying $115 Shoes, what's the most you spent on shoes?
why?a persons feet are real important and many feet are neglected,they need to be taken care of,good shoes are a nessecity.(its true because my wife has explained this to me)
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French Fries Dips For Indian Palette?
curry dip,lol
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i have constracted 3floors house without pillar with 5course foundation ,is it safe ?
i am no spelling boffin but if you cant spell constructed,ok forget that.
because you ask i say you better get a pro to inspect and advise you dude,you want to die or have someone killed?all the best
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Can a Guy who is maybe a 3 have a chance of being seen as serious relationship material by a girl who is a 10?
if you mean 3yrs old and 10 yrs old,lmao.
but i guess this is some kind of measuring scale,in lifes ride it you will find that it really is whats on the inside that counts,ok so my wife of 23yrs is a 9 and still a 9 today(i dont say for what,and keep her at 9 so she still has a long way to go,lol,i wish)so yes she(10) does have a chance with the guy(3)charm her,listen when she speaks...
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Can a squirrel buy something from a store if he has your ID and a piece of paper saying he has your permission and the money?
only if you sighn the piece of paper.
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why is connor so gay?
the same reason that fred,steve,duke,butch,dave and bush are so gay,itsjust a name mikey2k9,and its all part of life,the only men iv seen who have issues with gays seem to somehow have deep issues of there own and think that shouting out gay this and gay that makes them manly,shows a huge weakness in them,i am old school and back in the day the gays stayed in the cupboard or got...
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Do you work with what is or complain about what isn't?
have to work with what is,what isn't is no help at all,but i dont like this new ab system,its a bit cold,but i guess i have to work with what is,lol
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what should i add to my back?(the black will be filled at next sitting)
ok,so how do i get the picture here??
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what should i add to my back?(the black will be filled at next sitting)
ok,so how do i get the picture here??
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Which part of your body do you think you neglect the most?
i guess the feet,they seem pretty important and i for one dont treat them as they deserve.
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how to get thongs without people knowing and how to wear them without people knowing ?
just dont get them and nobody will know
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Can you name a female AnswerBagger?
that would be...rosie
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Given this is an internet based resource, why do so many post questins they couldsearch for themselves?
this is abville,its what we do,what we like,all types here from the clever to the not to bright and now and again the odd ass who soon wanders away,enjoy wiyh a pinch of salt.
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What is the title of the story about a middle-aged couple that had their teenage kids visiting over Christmas from boarding school. However, the kids hardly spent any time at home, preferring to be out with their friends and totally ignoring the parents?
sorry i dont know the title or about the book,but it sounds like something that happens to a lot of families,sounds like life,lol
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Hi Respected One.. Please help me to get my Gmail which was disabled before 3 days. I tried to get through pass word recovery page and account support page.But i still not getting it. i have secondary Email and security question..How can i get?
hi pknppsn,send gmail a email and follow from there,peace to you.
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Is there any truth to the rumour that Santa had to lay off two of his reindeer and several elves due to the recession?
he sure did stroller,sad but true and this year all the naughty kids will be skipped,but he rekons things should pick up and be back in line next year,lol
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Less than a day away before we say good day to Answerbag as it shuts down for six hours and comes back changed. Any final words before that occurs?
hi rosie,it will be the dawn of a new day,not that im fond of change but thats life,good day to you
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If you were starving to death and there wasn't any food left on Earth, and you had the ability to go anywhere to anyone, who would you kill and eat? Or would you just wait to die?
just have to think pork roast,pork roast,pork roast no thats not working so guess its going to be a long 28 days(if theres water)and talking to myself,lol
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How do i enter a bill which is more than 20,000,000
why worry about that,if thats one of your bills then just employ someone to do it for you,lol...like me i will look after your money as if it were mine,and get you 3% yearly interest,say what?
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Is there a diet pill that actually works?
no,same as hair or there would be no bald men,good eating and a good walk or some sort of exersise will get you to where you want,breakfast the most important of all,dont get pulled into the diet world its a money making industry(as a thought if it worked they would make less and less profit,,,i think)full of dissapointment,thats it breakfast most important you gear up on the rest,all the best.
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Do you own more glass drinking glasses or plastic drinking glasses?
glasses?????over here we drink from hollowed out dried fruit and store our water in large jars made from well mixed mud from the elephants mud bath pool,yeah bit dangerous getting the clay when they bathing,lol
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What is the best album that I have never heard?
try "seether" its a south african band,let me know what you think.
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Why are moms very possessive about their sons..?
Particularly when we date with a girl or getting married to a girl..
all moms are the same but all are different,there are many reasons i guess but thats life,and allways will be......gee i dont know where that came from but thought i would share it,lol
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I saw an Asian male-White female couple today at a Chinese restaurant, it seemed like the workers at the Chinese restaurant seemed very surprise and jealous and I can tell they are talking a lot about the couple behind their backs, why is that?
people do that every day and you notice it only now,ever heard of backstabbing.
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What are the health benefits of being vegetarian, and vegan?
very healthy for them cows and sheep,lol
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Certainty of death, small chance of success, what are we waiting for?
the dream finny,the dream you must carry along lifes journy,we all have the dream but many are lost,broken and beaten along the road,so what matters is not how many times you fall but how many times you get up,and when all is said and done one understands sucsess is not measured in the cash you got(yeah its good stuff i know lol),but by the journey you had itself,so enjoy today make it the best...
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I've been lookin into certain diet pills. can anyone recommend a good over the counter diet pill?
well stop looking,you will just be sucked into the diet world,make time for 3 meals a day,breakfast the most important(make your meals as healthy as possible)and fruit as a snack,now step it up and do away with gas coldrinks,crisps and sweets,have a treat now and again,only a treat i said.lol.now you can take it a step higher and add an enjoyable bit of exersice whatever it may be(good for the...
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I got a puppy who is 10 1/2 wks old. He has a bad problem with going to the bathroom in the house. He knows hes not supposed to do it because when I call his name to punish him he runs and hides. How do I stop him from staining my carpets? HELP!
no good hitting or shouting,i would take him to where he messed and in that "serious voice"one which you have or will introduce,twist his ear until he cries,a gentle firm twist dont break his ear now,you will know so dont worry,after 2 or 3 times he will get the message.
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Will everyone hate me if I become the "grammar police" on AB? Maybe I'm mentally unbalanced, but it drives me nuts. What do you think of posting grammer corrections along side answers so people can learn to use English properly?
u go right ahead n help us tapatio,it would be g8 and wed apreci8 da help,thanx,we not all good with da english grammar(allways thought dat was gran lol)
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Flip Wilson's character, Geraldine, used to say "The Devil made me do it". What did "the Devil" make you do? (All answers, both serious and funny, accepted!) (Video's a version of the phrase)
the devil made me do it.lmao i still battle with him.
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We are humans allright, but are we always humane?
we are also,murderers,greedy,liars capable of many horrors,we are even so stupid we are killing the world we live on,every day some plant,animal or insect becomes extinct,yet we are full of kindness,loving and intellegence,funny hey!
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Should I coose to be a hindu, christian, muslim, an athiest or a scientologist? What are the benefits?
ok dave,but could you just explain what each one is to me first then i will help you choose,thanks
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What are the early warning signs of your kid being gay?
you would be the early warning sign,you got kids now nick? you get instant family?
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The ABer bubblegum72 just became a sage!=D Who wants to congratulate him with me?
big up to you sage bubblegum72,yeeeehaaaaaa.
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What song is stuck in your head at this moment and is it pleasant or driving you mad. Is there a story behind it being stuck in your head?
hello darkness my old friend......but im really happy,no stress and i love blues music.
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I am a married man. I am also a manager of a company. I am also 42. One of my co workers who is 32 and very sexy is flirting with me and wants to have sex. she says that nobody needs to know and it will be just fun. what should I do?
2 things here.1)you married so its not cool,dont do it(fairs fair)2)having an affair at work turns bad most of the time,co-workers and you as a manager will loose the respect of staff and they do get to know believe me and its allways over your head.so all yopu should do is feel good about the interest shown but stand strong...like a man,all the best
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If my ex-husband is sleeping in my driveway and following me around town, is this considered stalking?
just dont see him in the driveway,you must rush off to town,quick reverse....bump....whats that,drive back up the driveway....bump again....get out and see whats causing those bumps..ooops.lol
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Last night I smoked 4 joints, did 3 hits of acid, took a dozen ecstasy pills, slamed some herion and snorted a pound of coke, Will I pass a drug test tomorrow?
lmfao,not in this life dude
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Are you a habitual drunk or a social drinker?
i have gone from the one to the other,i am now a social drinker(who still gets pissed)lol
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How do pineapple grow ? palm trees or ground?
from a ground tree,grind tree,smoke tree,lol
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Cell phones are bad for society. Agree or Not?
they are a good thing,dont mean that i dont want to rip it out some rude persons hand,it has its down side but you will find that us humans(once again)are the cause.
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Do you still like someone even though they dont like you back?
angelina jolie
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Do you have an imperfection that you like?
i have many imperfections i never used to like,then i realised everyone has imperfections,many worse than me,and as you travell along lifes road,the ups and down,they fade away and time was wasted on all the worry.
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Tattoos are said to be addictive. Do you have only one and feel content to stop at that?
lots of people only have one and stop there,many more go back to add another and some like me carry on and thats where the saying comes"im craving for another tattoo"now its addictive i hope nobody starts a tattoo rehab out there.lol
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Male ABers - do you find smart woman threatening, stimulating, or somewhere in between?
my wife is smart and i find it stimulating,i dont see how it could be threatening to anyone unless they have issues about themselves.
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PENIS! why?
you must be a asshole
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When will there be peace on earth and goodwill towards all mankind?
when humans are extinct.
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What would you do if you woke up and michael jackson was staring at you?
i would ask him hows things going,and note to self;get more of that stuff as soon as mj went away.
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Is there any problem in the world that love couldn't solve?
love could help the world a lot,but action is needed and with action greed and corruption raises its head,funny things us humans.
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Is marriage solely for child bearing?
thats stupid,but with the amount of divorces happining one could be forgiven for thinking that.
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If I say Abracadabra, what would you like me to make disappear?
kay,thank you,thank you,thank you so very very much,will he disintergrate,may i watch?
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What would be the hardest thing about loving you?
maybe a few of my ocd.
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I remember you from somewhere, where?_______________________
$500 you owe me.
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When she says"BITCH", you say "_______________".
exactly
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Ever ate pheasant before?
no the rich taste better
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Does the rain, rain go away song really work? LOL
no,but the old man does bump his head.lol
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Would you please help me congratulate my friend Beavis on reaching Guru level? (Congrats, Beavis! You're awesome!)
big up to you beavis,yaaaahooooooooooooo
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Have you heard of someone believing their own lies?
yes kay my duaghters b/f,the idiot actually does,the egg.
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Marguerite is now a guru, Who would like to join me at an art party in her honour?
big up to you marguerite.yaaahooooooooo
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Will you rate this question up for being creative, rate it down for being spammish, or not even bother?
very creative
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Whats one thing that you have always wanted and never got?
for my daughter to break up with idiot(7 years its been,but i shall not weaken)lol
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Do you like Americans? Why or why not?
yes,because.
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Who made us?
sea men
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Stop! Wait for the __________ to cross the road. What is crossing?
idiot(daughters b/f)but who am i kidding now,i would not stop or wait for the idiot.
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If it were possible to remove all posturing/preening from politicians, would anything be left? What?
hi rosie,there would be a yellowish rubbery spine or a bag of hot air.
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My puppy is sleeping and he lets out little barks, whimpers, and growls. His legs move and his body twitches. My puppy is dreaming...what do you think he could possibly be dreaming of? :0)
chasing a rabbit,they allways chase rabbits.lol
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Is preaching the good news of Jesus to a group of Jews a bad idea?
fantastic nick just fantastic,speak loud and clear now.
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I lose bet,an my friend(female)want to humiliate me,what kind of humiliation i can expect from her?
public flogging sounds good to me.
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What was the last book you bought? Why did you buy that book?
vintage tattoos,nice book with lots of old school tattoos.
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A dish of gasoline and a dish of concentrated sulfuric acid are weighed and then left uncovered for several houres. Then they are weigh again. What change in mass, if any, would you expect to occur in each substance? Why?
the acid would weigh 75kg more,i would of added kay to it.
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What Devils has produced to misguide human?
kay,who misguides my daughter.
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Want to find out what people on here think about you? Type just your name in an answer so that people can comment with adjectives. I'm not responsible for what people say about you.
ron-t,easy now the ticker aint so strong,lol
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Why do we all have to go through hard times?
you need the hard times to know the good times,peace
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What is your favorite nickname you give your partner?
rottweiler,sorry that was the ex.
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Would the world end in 2012?
yes but mr shezi the hearbalist on the corner can prevent this,do not fear and waste your hard earned cash,a small contribution of $8.50 is a mere pittance for the future of the kids and grandkids,thanking you all,mr shezi,acc no. 6348827945,standard bank,south africa.
thanks from me and shez my drinking/smoking,thinking buddy.
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