Answerbag: Shavale is very happy's answers

Answer to Are unicorns real animals?

Thu, 23 Jun 2011 11:05:07 -0700

Are unicorns real animals?

Yes they are. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Elasmotherium1.jpg They're just... less majestic.

Answer to Which superhero are you?

Mon, 31 Jan 2011 00:03:38 -0800

Which superhero are you?

Either the Green Lantern or Dr Manhattan.

Answer to Are Doctors actually sex offenders?

Wed, 23 Jun 2010 21:25:54 -0700

Are Doctors actually sex offenders?

Yes, and pilots are actually bartenders just looking for a place to try out their merchandise.

Answer to Is There a "War on Christmas"?

Thu, 24 Dec 2009 22:39:01 -0800

Is There a "War on Christmas"?

Why is it offensive to say Christmas tree? I'm not offended by a kinara...

Answer to Is the heater on in your house right now?

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 19:27:20 -0800

Is the heater on in your house right now?

Yup.

Answer to What is the most obnoxious saying you have ever worn on a T-shirt?

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 19:26:58 -0800

What is the most obnoxious saying you have ever worn on a T-shirt?

Amateur Gynecologist.

Answer to Would your workplace environment make a good sitcom?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 15:43:32 -0800

Would your workplace environment make a good sitcom?

Yeah, but it'd be ruined by the second season.

Answer to If you were 14 years old and you got pregnant would you keep it?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 15:41:59 -0800

If you were 14 years old and you got pregnant would you keep it?

Yep, and then I'd let NASA know that I'm a guy, and that I'm with child.

Answer to Who wraps Christmas presents better, Men or Women?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 15:38:29 -0800

Who wraps Christmas presents better, Men or Women?

Women. I suck at it, whilst my sister is great.

Answer to What song(s) made you cry?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 15:33:34 -0800

What song(s) made you cry?

Aeris's Theme... when she died. *sniff*

Answer to What is a hurricane?

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 21:09:54 -0800

What is a hurricane?

Something you can be rocked-like.

Answer to What is the saddest thing that you have ever learned about life? What's the happiest?

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 20:59:12 -0800

What is the saddest thing that you have ever learned about life? What's the happiest?

The saddest is that death isn't as grand as it is in the movies, and the happiest is that love is better than I thought it'd be. :)

Answer to Is the USA a free country?

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 16:33:54 -0800

Is the USA a free country?

If it is, I'll take it!

Answer to My friends boyfriend just broke up with her today. What can I do, and mostly what should I say to help her. I told her that the best thing to help get over it is just keep yourself busy and distracted, but she said she can't think about anything else.

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 16:32:59 -0800

My friends boyfriend just broke up with her today. What can I do, and mostly what should I say to help her. I told her that the best thing to help get over it is just keep yourself busy and distracted, but she said she can't think about anything else.

Tell her that there's plenty of fish in the sea and then invite her to go fishing (literally). That'll distract her, if only a bit.

Answer to Why are men facinated with woman who have full lips such as(Angelina Jolie)..Why is that such a turn on?

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:25:44 -0800

Why are men facinated with woman who have full lips such as(Angelina Jolie)..Why is that such a turn on?

Ever kissed full lips? yeah.

Answer to Do you trust your current s/o with your biggest secret, whatever it may be?

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 20:01:43 -0800

Do you trust your current s/o with your biggest secret, whatever it may be?

Yup, she knows all of my secrets.

Answer to What is the closest object to you that is multicolored?

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 21:13:25 -0800

What is the closest object to you that is multicolored?

My monitor.

Answer to Can you give me some TTs; two words put together that begin with T?

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 21:10:59 -0800

Can you give me some TTs; two words put together that begin with T?

I can do you one better: Thomas The Tank-engine.

Answer to Im mad, who can i hit?

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 18:52:48 -0800

Im mad, who can i hit?

Sarah Pallin. What? It seems like everyone takes pot-shots at her these days... and she's not even in the running any more.

Answer to Whats one thing that you have always wanted and never got?

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 19:19:47 -0800

Whats one thing that you have always wanted and never got?

A million dollars in unmarked bills.

Answer to When you hear the words"funk" what comes to mind?

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 19:17:46 -0800

When you hear the words"funk" what comes to mind?

70's porn and/or the music therein.

Answer to What are you learning at the moment?

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 19:17:04 -0800

What are you learning at the moment?

How to rub my puppy's belly while typing and eating a salad.

Answer to What song are you addicted to at the moment?

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 21:45:18 -0800

What song are you addicted to at the moment?

Calvin Harris - Acceptable In The 80s and Wrong Hole with DJ Lubel, Taryn Southern and Scott Baio The second one is a classic.

Answer to What is your dog's name?

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 21:43:52 -0800

What is your dog's name?

Cloie.

Answer to Can I wear a white dress to my best friends bridal shower?

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 19:30:33 -0800

Can I wear a white dress to my best friends bridal shower?

As long as its not a bridal gown.

Answer to What's the average life of a laptop?

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 19:29:49 -0800

What's the average life of a laptop?

Right up until you try to ride it, I've found.

Answer to When was the last time someone said to you "i love you"?

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 12:31:22 -0800

When was the last time someone said to you "i love you"?

About 3 hours or so ago.

Answer to Would you go on a blind date to the world's best restaurant?

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 12:30:56 -0800

Would you go on a blind date to the world's best restaurant?

I think that would piss off my GF so no, lol.

Answer to What are some good healthy foods to eat for Thanksgiving?

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 12:30:21 -0800

What are some good healthy foods to eat for Thanksgiving?

Turkey! Just don't get a butterball or the dark meat and you're good.

Answer to I have an interest in a married man. And he's shown interest in me. He's not happy, and says he's getting a divorce. I want to go forward, but he seems afraid. What do I do? He acts like he wants me, but never wants to talk about "us".

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 12:28:47 -0800

I have an interest in a married man. And he's shown interest in me. He's not happy, and says he's getting a divorce. I want to go forward, but he seems afraid. What do I do? He acts like he wants me, but never wants to talk about "us".

Wait until AFTER the divorce. He could be just all talk.

Answer to I have a cold. Can I go back to bed?

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 12:27:55 -0800

I have a cold. Can I go back to bed?

Ya, just call up your work and tell em you think that you've got the swine flu.

Answer to What is the best milkshake flavour?

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 12:26:19 -0800

What is the best milkshake flavour?

Soylent green.

Answer to Want to go party!?

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 19:54:38 -0800

Want to go party!?

Party Hard!

Answer to ...favorite shape? circle, square or triangle?...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 19:53:16 -0800

...favorite shape? circle, square or triangle?...

A torus. :)

Answer to What age should a male child start shaving? (facial hair)

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 19:51:43 -0800

What age should a male child start shaving? (facial hair)

When the hair itches.

Answer to Could you sail a sea of cheese?

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 19:51:14 -0800

Could you sail a sea of cheese?

Me? I can't even sail dry land.... so I guess my answer is no.

Answer to Stop typing for a second, and just listen! What do you hear?

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 21:28:42 -0800

Stop typing for a second, and just listen! What do you hear?

The wind howling at my window.

Answer to Did you remember to turn your Glocks back last night?

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 15:29:37 -0800

Did you remember to turn your Glocks back last night?

Yup... gave 'em a "test drive" too. Incidentally, I no longer have that raccoon problem.

Answer to What is the greatest thing you have accomplished today?

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:51:02 -0700

What is the greatest thing you have accomplished today?

Bought my GF her birthday gift. :)

Answer to Which program is better for doing PC backups? Nero or Windows?

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:50:12 -0700

Which program is better for doing PC backups? Nero or Windows?

I use an external hard drive and "ghosting" software. That way, if the hard drive fails, I just boot that one up and I'm good. This is a slow method, however, and isn't recommended for anything less than an advanced user.

Answer to What color was the last pill/vitamin you swallowed?

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:47:42 -0700

What color was the last pill/vitamin you swallowed?

Brick-Red.

Answer to As we all know what a cheap date is, what would be your idea of the cheapest date?

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:46:15 -0700

As we all know what a cheap date is, what would be your idea of the cheapest date?

Adventures in the neighbor's (found) fridge cardboard box.

Answer to There is a ________ in my soup!

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:44:02 -0700

There is a ________ in my soup!

nuclear weapon

Answer to Can lifting weights at 14 effect me in any negative way?

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 21:51:48 -0700

Can lifting weights at 14 effect me in any negative way?

Only if you over do it.

Answer to No matter what, I will never _________________.

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 21:51:18 -0700

No matter what, I will never _________________.

mix horseback riding and laptops ever again.

Answer to What made you lose faith in the human race?

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 21:50:07 -0700

What made you lose faith in the human race?

When we stopped running in it.

Answer to Have you ever played the role of a Point Fairy for a friend?

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 21:49:47 -0700

Have you ever played the role of a Point Fairy for a friend?

For two, in fact.

Answer to What's a catch phrase from a TV show and who said it?

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 15:46:51 -0700

What's a catch phrase from a TV show and who said it?

D'oh - Homer Simpson.

Answer to Can you think of anything scarier than having Rosie O'Donnell behind you... with a strap-on?

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 15:43:51 -0700

Can you think of anything scarier than having Rosie O'Donnell behind you... with a strap-on?

What? Oh god no..... that'll give me a nightmare for a week!

Answer to How much weight have you gained since 5 years ago?

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 15:42:51 -0700

How much weight have you gained since 5 years ago?

-20ish.

Answer to What do you associated with the word "sweet"?

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 15:42:12 -0700

What do you associated with the word "sweet"?

My GF. <3

Answer to What was the last soup you had?

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 15:40:53 -0700

What was the last soup you had?

Champion mushroom soup. Mmm Mmm good.

Answer to If it were given to you, would you drive a pink cadillac?

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 15:40:27 -0700

If it were given to you, would you drive a pink cadillac?

Yes, yes I would.... right into a pole. I uh, haven't got my license.

Answer to How do you get past the awkwardness of meeting on a first date?

Sun, 18 Oct 2009 22:34:40 -0700

How do you get past the awkwardness of meeting on a first date?

Show up naked.

Answer to What do you think will happen on September 11th, 2011?

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 14:09:22 -0700

What do you think will happen on September 11th, 2011?

That's a Saturday, so I guess millions will be sleeping in.

Answer to Can you tell if someone is dangerous by looking at their face?

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 13:36:00 -0700

Can you tell if someone is dangerous by looking at their face?

If they have a freakin lazer on their head.

Answer to Is it legal to kick out your 18 year old daughter who is a senior in high school, has no where to go, and made to pay rent since 16 years old (in Pennsylvania) FYI she is an honor role student never misses school and never in trouble.

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 13:34:02 -0700

Is it legal to kick out your 18 year old daughter who is a senior in high school, has no where to go, and made to pay rent since 16 years old (in Pennsylvania) FYI she is an honor role student never misses school and never in trouble.

Yes, it is.

Answer to I got knocked up 4 times am i a slut?

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 13:33:14 -0700

I got knocked up 4 times am i a slut?

If it's in the same week, yes.

Answer to If you don't mind me asking, how did you get that scar on your leg?

Thu, 08 Oct 2009 19:04:45 -0700

If you don't mind me asking, how did you get that scar on your leg?

You know how sometimes a dog will try to hump your leg? Well, I had a Rhino.... yeah.

Answer to What is your theory on Easter Island? What are those giant statues for and how did they get there? How does this relate to our modern selfs?

Thu, 08 Oct 2009 11:40:10 -0700

What is your theory on Easter Island? What are those giant statues for and how did they get there? How does this relate to our modern selfs?

I think that some bunnies did. Just my theory.

Answer to What time to bed, is an early night for you?

Thu, 01 Oct 2009 13:55:16 -0700

What time to bed, is an early night for you?

10:30 PM

Answer to What is the one question that you should never ask a customer?

Thu, 01 Oct 2009 13:54:26 -0700

What is the one question that you should never ask a customer?

Didn't you used to work at "Ms Ho's little Whorehouse"?

Answer to Fruit or vegetables?

Thu, 01 Oct 2009 13:53:12 -0700

Fruit or vegetables?

Fruit, unless in a meal. Meal time is veggie time.

Answer to Family Guy Disney style. What do you think? Video included.

Thu, 01 Oct 2009 13:51:36 -0700

Family Guy Disney style. What do you think? Video included.

Wow. It's a wonderful day for pie...

Answer to Movies or tv?

Thu, 01 Oct 2009 13:47:53 -0700

Movies or tv?

Movies. I wouldn't pay to go see the newest house episode, yet I will for the newest Spiderman.

Answer to Could you forgive a partner who raped you?

Thu, 01 Oct 2009 13:46:32 -0700

Could you forgive a partner who raped you?

No.

Answer to Scale of 1-10...how much do you love yourself?

Thu, 01 Oct 2009 13:46:02 -0700

Scale of 1-10...how much do you love yourself?

8. I'm not perfect, but I'm happy. :-)

Answer to Name a turn off for you?

Thu, 01 Oct 2009 13:44:59 -0700

Name a turn off for you?

Man-parts.

Answer to My man called me a kinky bitch today.what exactally does it mean when a guy calls you this?is it a good or bad thing?

Thu, 01 Oct 2009 13:43:40 -0700

My man called me a kinky bitch today.what exactally does it mean when a guy calls you this?is it a good or bad thing?

I thought that he was attempting "dirty talk". He's just trying to be sexy... trying being the operative word.

Answer to What human nature confuses you the most?

Thu, 01 Oct 2009 13:38:40 -0700

What human nature confuses you the most?

Laughing at another getting hit in the groin with a football. Why is this funny? I laugh, yet I do not understand...

Answer to Ladies: Why shouldn't a woman wear a bra to bed? Have you ever done it?

Thu, 01 Oct 2009 13:33:34 -0700

Ladies: Why shouldn't a woman wear a bra to bed? Have you ever done it?

Because the wires hurt.

Answer to When is it OK for a woman to go braless?

Thu, 01 Oct 2009 13:32:11 -0700

When is it OK for a woman to go braless?

When it feels good.

Answer to How much cash do you have on you right now? Plastic money, dont answer.

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 18:12:58 -0700

How much cash do you have on you right now? Plastic money, dont answer.

I have four bucks in lint, but that's it.

Answer to What's something that goes down?

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 16:50:38 -0700

What's something that goes down?

The devil in Georgia.

Answer to Do you own or rent?

Mon, 21 Sep 2009 19:38:01 -0700

Do you own or rent?

Neither. I just... live.

Answer to Explain your best friend in one word.

Mon, 21 Sep 2009 19:37:18 -0700

Explain your best friend in one word.

Downstairs.

Answer to Would you like to see a fourth Pirates of the Caribbean movie?

Mon, 21 Sep 2009 19:36:15 -0700

Would you like to see a fourth Pirates of the Caribbean movie?

Yes, in fact I was hoping that they would make another one.

Answer to When someone says, "My manager is being a butt," what do they really mean?

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 21:10:37 -0700

When someone says, "My manager is being a butt," what do they really mean?

he's talking sh*t.

Answer to What does a typical taxi driver's house or apartment look like?

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 21:09:49 -0700

What does a typical taxi driver's house or apartment look like?

Absent of yellow. +5

Answer to Give me one word in a language different from English?

Mon, 07 Sep 2009 20:40:10 -0700

Give me one word in a language different from English?

Sonne. It means Sun.

Answer to If you could have any power what would it be?....(and not th power to have any power you want)hahaha:P

Mon, 07 Sep 2009 10:27:29 -0700

If you could have any power what would it be?....(and not th power to have any power you want)hahaha:P

Total atomic control with telepathy.

Answer to Name a very short person. (Be anything, T.V., etc.)

Sun, 06 Sep 2009 22:23:44 -0700

Name a very short person. (Be anything, T.V., etc.)

Gary Coleman.

Answer to Have you petted your pet today?

Thu, 03 Sep 2009 21:05:19 -0700

Have you petted your pet today?

Yeah, as she slept on my lap.

Answer to What emotions wash over you as you stand at the top of a mountain?

Thu, 03 Sep 2009 21:03:46 -0700

What emotions wash over you as you stand at the top of a mountain?

Fear. I'm afraid of heights.

Answer to In high school, how loyal were your friends? How loyal were you to them?

Thu, 03 Sep 2009 21:00:35 -0700

In high school, how loyal were your friends? How loyal were you to them?

Very, until one of them tried to steal from me. Then I was more... selective with my loyalty.

Answer to A man in a WalMart store got ticked off with someone's crying child and slapped it. He did not know the mother or child. What would you do if a stranger slapped your child? No vulgarities please.

Thu, 03 Sep 2009 20:59:34 -0700

A man in a WalMart store got ticked off with someone's crying child and slapped it. He did not know the mother or child. What would you do if a stranger slapped your child? No vulgarities please.

There is no sense in my saying what I would have done as... he (the stranger) wouldn't be able to remember it anyway.

Answer to Are you pets allowed to sleep in the same bed as you?

Thu, 03 Sep 2009 20:28:55 -0700

Are you pets allowed to sleep in the same bed as you?

I think that it would be more accurate to say that she lets me sleep there, lol.

Answer to What is love?

Thu, 03 Sep 2009 11:37:11 -0700

What is love?

Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more. +5

Answer to Can i bomb the world?

Thu, 03 Sep 2009 11:30:54 -0700

Can i bomb the world?

After dinner.

Answer to Can you name something that is or can be "instant"?

Thu, 03 Sep 2009 11:29:27 -0700

Can you name something that is or can be "instant"?

Attraction.

Answer to What do you think of when I say "level 12"?

Thu, 03 Sep 2009 11:24:10 -0700

What do you think of when I say "level 12"?

Paragon tier in D&D 4.0

Answer to Do women like men with furry a**es?

Thu, 03 Sep 2009 11:21:08 -0700

Do women like men with furry a**es?

Some women like a furry man. As in, furry everywhere. They find it feral.

Answer to Would you scream or stay calm if you were abducted by aliens?

Thu, 03 Sep 2009 11:18:41 -0700

Would you scream or stay calm if you were abducted by aliens?

Um, what kind of aliens? If it were a bunch of Vulcans, I'd be calm. If it were the independence day ones, I'd be freaking out.

Answer to What do liars think when they are lying to you? Are they laughing at you or feeling guilty?

Thu, 03 Sep 2009 11:16:44 -0700

What do liars think when they are lying to you? Are they laughing at you or feeling guilty?

Depends on the lie, the reason for lying and the liar themselves. I imagine most lies are done with a sense of "please don't find x out".

Answer to Who would women prefer a funny man with little income or a mature & serious one with fat pocket?

Thu, 03 Sep 2009 11:15:13 -0700

Who would women prefer a funny man with little income or a mature & serious one with fat pocket?

I'd like to hope that it's the funny/broke one as well, that's me. lol.

Answer to Loving Japanese culture is almost a cult. What is the appeal of Japan for you?

Thu, 03 Sep 2009 11:07:41 -0700

Loving Japanese culture is almost a cult. What is the appeal of Japan for you?

It's weird, and very different from our own culture. In it's oddness, there is a certain charm.

Answer to Do you have to have your clothes hangers all facing the same direction (as well as the clothes)?

Wed, 02 Sep 2009 10:23:17 -0700

Do you have to have your clothes hangers all facing the same direction (as well as the clothes)?

Yes. Yes I do.

Answer to What has to be broken before it can be used?

Tue, 01 Sep 2009 21:53:48 -0700

What has to be broken before it can be used?

A person's heart. When you break someone's heart, they often feel used.

Answer to What religious group would win if there was a modern crusade?

Mon, 31 Aug 2009 23:15:08 -0700

What religious group would win if there was a modern crusade?

Before I can answer this, as it is a multi-religion question, I must ask you to define "win" for me. What would it mean for them to win?

Answer to Should women Love, Honor, Worship and Obey their husband/partners?

Mon, 31 Aug 2009 23:12:47 -0700

Should women Love, Honor, Worship and Obey their husband/partners?

Yes, just as Men should to their partners/wife.