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Are unicorns real animals?
Yes they are. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Elasmotherium1.jpg
They're just... less majestic.
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Which superhero are you?
Either the Green Lantern or Dr Manhattan.
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Are Doctors actually sex offenders?
Yes, and pilots are actually bartenders just looking for a place to try out their merchandise.
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Is There a "War on Christmas"?
Why is it offensive to say Christmas tree? I'm not offended by a kinara...
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Is the heater on in your house right now?
Yup.
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What is the most obnoxious saying you have ever worn on a T-shirt?
Amateur Gynecologist.
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Would your workplace environment make a good sitcom?
Yeah, but it'd be ruined by the second season.
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If you were 14 years old and you got pregnant would you keep it?
Yep, and then I'd let NASA know that I'm a guy, and that I'm with child.
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Who wraps Christmas presents better, Men or Women?
Women. I suck at it, whilst my sister is great.
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What song(s) made you cry?
Aeris's Theme... when she died. *sniff*
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What is a hurricane?
Something you can be rocked-like.
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What is the saddest thing that you have ever learned about life? What's the happiest?
The saddest is that death isn't as grand as it is in the movies, and the happiest is that love is better than I thought it'd be. :)
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Is the USA a free country?
If it is, I'll take it!
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My friends boyfriend just broke up with her today. What can I do, and mostly what should I say to help her. I told her that the best thing to help get over it is just keep yourself busy and distracted, but she said she can't think about anything else.
Tell her that there's plenty of fish in the sea and then invite her to go fishing (literally). That'll distract her, if only a bit.
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Why are men facinated with woman who have full lips such as(Angelina Jolie)..Why is that such a turn on?
Ever kissed full lips? yeah.
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Do you trust your current s/o with your biggest secret, whatever it may be?
Yup, she knows all of my secrets.
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What is the closest object to you that is multicolored?
My monitor.
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Can you give me some TTs; two words put together that begin with T?
I can do you one better:
Thomas The Tank-engine.
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Im mad, who can i hit?
Sarah Pallin.
What? It seems like everyone takes pot-shots at her these days... and she's not even in the running any more.
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Whats one thing that you have always wanted and never got?
A million dollars in unmarked bills.
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When you hear the words"funk" what comes to mind?
70's porn and/or the music therein.
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What are you learning at the moment?
How to rub my puppy's belly while typing and eating a salad.
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What song are you addicted to at the moment?
Calvin Harris - Acceptable In The 80s
and
Wrong Hole with DJ Lubel, Taryn Southern and Scott Baio
The second one is a classic.
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What is your dog's name?
Cloie.
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Can I wear a white dress to my best friends bridal shower?
As long as its not a bridal gown.
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What's the average life of a laptop?
Right up until you try to ride it, I've found.
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When was the last time someone said to you "i love you"?
About 3 hours or so ago.
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Would you go on a blind date to the world's best restaurant?
I think that would piss off my GF so no, lol.
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What are some good healthy foods to eat for Thanksgiving?
Turkey! Just don't get a butterball or the dark meat and you're good.
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I have an interest in a married man. And he's shown interest in me. He's not happy, and says he's getting a divorce. I want to go forward, but he seems afraid. What do I do? He acts like he wants me, but never wants to talk about "us".
Wait until AFTER the divorce. He could be just all talk.
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I have a cold. Can I go back to bed?
Ya, just call up your work and tell em you think that you've got the swine flu.
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What is the best milkshake flavour?
Soylent green.
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Want to go party!?
Party Hard!
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...favorite shape? circle, square or triangle?...
A torus. :)
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What age should a male child start shaving? (facial hair)
When the hair itches.
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Could you sail a sea of cheese?
Me? I can't even sail dry land.... so I guess my answer is no.
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Stop typing for a second, and just listen! What do you hear?
The wind howling at my window.
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Did you remember to turn your Glocks back last night?
Yup... gave 'em a "test drive" too.
Incidentally, I no longer have that raccoon problem.
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What is the greatest thing you have accomplished today?
Bought my GF her birthday gift. :)
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Which program is better for doing PC backups? Nero or Windows?
I use an external hard drive and "ghosting" software. That way, if the hard drive fails, I just boot that one up and I'm good. This is a slow method, however, and isn't recommended for anything less than an advanced user.
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What color was the last pill/vitamin you swallowed?
Brick-Red.
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As we all know what a cheap date is, what would be your idea of the cheapest date?
Adventures in the neighbor's (found) fridge cardboard box.
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There is a ________ in my soup!
nuclear weapon
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Can lifting weights at 14 effect me in any negative way?
Only if you over do it.
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No matter what, I will never _________________.
mix horseback riding and laptops ever again.
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What made you lose faith in the human race?
When we stopped running in it.
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Have you ever played the role of a Point Fairy for a friend?
For two, in fact.
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What's a catch phrase from a TV show and who said it?
D'oh - Homer Simpson.
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Can you think of anything scarier than having Rosie O'Donnell behind you... with a strap-on?
What? Oh god no..... that'll give me a nightmare for a week!
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How much weight have you gained since 5 years ago?
-20ish.
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What do you associated with the word "sweet"?
My GF. <3
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What was the last soup you had?
Champion mushroom soup. Mmm Mmm good.
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If it were given to you, would you drive a pink cadillac?
Yes, yes I would.... right into a pole.
I uh, haven't got my license.
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How do you get past the awkwardness of meeting on a first date?
Show up naked.
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What do you think will happen on September 11th, 2011?
That's a Saturday, so I guess millions will be sleeping in.
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Can you tell if someone is dangerous by looking at their face?
If they have a freakin lazer on their head.
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I got knocked up 4 times am i a slut?
If it's in the same week, yes.
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If you don't mind me asking, how did you get that scar on your leg?
You know how sometimes a dog will try to hump your leg? Well, I had a Rhino.... yeah.
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What is your theory on Easter Island? What are those giant statues for and how did they get there? How does this relate to our modern selfs?
I think that some bunnies did.
Just my theory.
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What time to bed, is an early night for you?
10:30 PM
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What is the one question that you should never ask a customer?
Didn't you used to work at "Ms Ho's little Whorehouse"?
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Fruit or vegetables?
Fruit, unless in a meal. Meal time is veggie time.
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Family Guy Disney style. What do you think? Video included.
Wow.
It's a wonderful day for pie...
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Movies or tv?
Movies. I wouldn't pay to go see the newest house episode, yet I will for the newest Spiderman.
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Could you forgive a partner who raped you?
No.
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Scale of 1-10...how much do you love yourself?
8.
I'm not perfect, but I'm happy. :-)
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Name a turn off for you?
Man-parts.
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My man called me a kinky bitch today.what exactally does it mean when a guy calls you this?is it a good or bad thing?
I thought that he was attempting "dirty talk". He's just trying to be sexy... trying being the operative word.
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What human nature confuses you the most?
Laughing at another getting hit in the groin with a football. Why is this funny? I laugh, yet I do not understand...
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Ladies: Why shouldn't a woman wear a bra to bed? Have you ever done it?
Because the wires hurt.
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When is it OK for a woman to go braless?
When it feels good.
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How much cash do you have on you right now? Plastic money, dont answer.
I have four bucks in lint, but that's it.
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What's something that goes down?
The devil in Georgia.
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Do you own or rent?
Neither. I just... live.
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Explain your best friend in one word.
Downstairs.
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Would you like to see a fourth Pirates of the Caribbean movie?
Yes, in fact I was hoping that they would make another one.
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When someone says, "My manager is being a butt," what do they really mean?
he's talking sh*t.
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What does a typical taxi driver's house or apartment look like?
Absent of yellow.
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Give me one word in a language different from English?
Sonne.
It means Sun.
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If you could have any power what would it be?....(and not th power to have any power you want)hahaha:P
Total atomic control with telepathy.
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Name a very short person. (Be anything, T.V., etc.)
Gary Coleman.
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Have you petted your pet today?
Yeah, as she slept on my lap.
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What emotions wash over you as you stand at the top of a mountain?
Fear.
I'm afraid of heights.
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In high school, how loyal were your friends? How loyal were you to them?
Very, until one of them tried to steal from me. Then I was more... selective with my loyalty.
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A man in a WalMart store got ticked off with someone's crying child and slapped it. He did not know the mother or child. What would you do if a stranger slapped your child? No vulgarities please.
There is no sense in my saying what I would have done as... he (the stranger) wouldn't be able to remember it anyway.
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Are you pets allowed to sleep in the same bed as you?
I think that it would be more accurate to say that she lets me sleep there, lol.
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What is love?
Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.
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Can i bomb the world?
After dinner.
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Can you name something that is or can be "instant"?
Attraction.
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What do you think of when I say "level 12"?
Paragon tier in D&D 4.0
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Do women like men with furry a**es?
Some women like a furry man. As in, furry everywhere. They find it feral.
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Would you scream or stay calm if you were abducted by aliens?
Um, what kind of aliens?
If it were a bunch of Vulcans, I'd be calm.
If it were the independence day ones, I'd be freaking out.
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What do liars think when they are lying to you? Are they laughing at you or feeling guilty?
Depends on the lie, the reason for lying and the liar themselves. I imagine most lies are done with a sense of "please don't find x out".
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Who would women prefer a funny man with little income or a mature & serious one with fat pocket?
I'd like to hope that it's the funny/broke one as well, that's me. lol.
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Loving Japanese culture is almost a cult. What is the appeal of Japan for you?
It's weird, and very different from our own culture. In it's oddness, there is a certain charm.
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Do you have to have your clothes hangers all facing the same direction (as well as the clothes)?
Yes. Yes I do.
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What has to be broken before it can be used?
A person's heart.
When you break someone's heart, they often feel used.
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What religious group would win if there was a modern crusade?
Before I can answer this, as it is a multi-religion question, I must ask you to define "win" for me. What would it mean for them to win?
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Should women Love, Honor, Worship and Obey their husband/partners?
Yes, just as Men should to their partners/wife.
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I'm getting a dog soon.. so I wanted to know if anyone has any good/cute dog names I could name my dog.. I was thinking of naming my dog 'boomer' but I'm still not sure.. so can anyone give me some of their opinions?
Call him "Soab".
It's an acronym. Son Of A B****. lol
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I'm 16 and an athletic teenage guy I'm 5'8 and I weigh 140 and I'm not fat. Why am I hungry all the time?
You have a high metabolism due to your age and athleticism. Eat, but try to eat healthful.
And uh, I don't know why you were downrated but here's +5.
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Do you say "hard" or "difficult"?
Both.
The difference between the are (to me) are as follows:
Difficult is where you are met with a challenge and have the tools to face it.
Hard is where you are met with a challenge and do not.
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Your mother’s brother’s only brother-in-law is asleep on your couch. Who is asleep on your couch?
Me.
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Is christianity considered a cult?
It was about 2000 years ago, but not so much anymore.
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How do you feel about women who don't wear bras in public?
I think that they're good for the economy... mostly tourism. ;)
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What, in your life, is painful?
My wrists.
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Do you believe in "Time can heal the pain"?
I do believe that. But I also believe that some things take longer than others.
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How can I find out where it's legal to target shoot
Start shooting. When/where they don't arrest you, it's legal.
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What's one beverage you've drank today besides water?
Cola.
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Drinking beer is bad for your ___________.
Drinking beer is bad for your copilot's sanity.
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I say "afterlife"... you say?
Is it any easier than this one?
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What would make a really bad addition to the McDonald's menu? The Mc______?
McMystery Meat Burger.
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Coke, Pepsi or Dr Pepper?
Coke
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Think of the last person who you know that died. You have the chance to give them 1 hour of life back, but you have to give one year of your life. Do you do it?
No, it would be selfish of me to bring them back just so that I could see them again for an hour. Let them rest.
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Why don't you like your name?
Because it's a girl's name.
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How do you feel about drivers who never signal?
I think that the crash will be their fault.
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Have you and the truth ever been on "speaking" terms?
I'd rather not say.
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If i get my tubes tide can i still have a orgasm
In the words of Obama and Bob the builder "Yes we can!"
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What would you do if you caught a burglar wearing only your underwear?
I'd ask him how he was able to break in wearing only my underwear.... how'd he put that on BEFORE he broke in anyway?
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If you wind the best ever clock for 10min... how long will it tick and tock?
until it's battery wares out :p
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You want me to put it where again?
You heard me, in the flux capacitor.
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How do you deal teenage daughters
Duct tape.
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My ______ is long and ______. What words can you use to complete the sentence?
My speach is long and boring.
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Do you like the flavor of pork?
Oh my, yes.
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When my 14 year old daughter tells me "She hates me"..what is a real creative way to respond to that? Teenagers I would also love to hear your opinions:)
"Be that as it may, I'm still not paying for your therapist later in life."
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Say something Obvious!!!
Black people are actually brown and white people are actually kind of a peachy colour.
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You know You've Seen too Much When?
Your eyes start to bleed.
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Do you feel beautiful today?
Would you think me to be vain if I had said yes?
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Some Christians use the symbol of a fish on their car,what is a good symbol for Atheists to use? ; )
Nothing, lol. Isn't that the point?
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Is obama an american citizen?
Yes.
Imagine that, a black american, who'd have thought?
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Take a line from a book or a movie and add the two words 'In Bed; at the end. Like, Give him an offer he can't refuse,in bed.
"But you have heard of me, in bed."
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What did you think about the movie 'I Am Legend'?
Just terrible.
Poor Will Smith seemed to be doing everything he could to save the film, but the simple truth is that he just wasn't made for the part. And what a cop out of an ending:
**SPOILERS**
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It was like he went "ok, I'll die here. There's no need for me dieing here, and in fact my plan would work better without my body being in the way, but...
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Where is your VCR?
It's on top of my TV.
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Frasier or Friends?
Frasier.
I still remember one of my favorite lines:
Frasier: "But, Tom's not gay..."
Niles: "He seems to be under that impression."
lol, classic.
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What is the most addicting video game you have ever played?
Poke mon red version. I (with no word of a lie) have played over 1000 hours of it. I played it so much, that I could tell you how much HP would be left after each attack.
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What is the most addictive television show of all time?
Hypno-toad.
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Do you know any nice big words?
Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. This is, without a joke, the fear of long words.
EDIT: it keeps adding a space in there, but there's no space.
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Which is worse, being a lonely 21 year old or a lonely 50 year old?
50 year-old.
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What is a good song to cheer me up? im an optimist but im depressed about life right now. I dont even really know why im upset i just am.
First, Spongebob.
Then, Stacy's mom. (straight shota is funny)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FXmj4BH6tY
(sorry, the embedding was disabled)
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Do you believe something really bad is gonna happen in the year 2012 like some people believe?
If the world will end, will it matter? Will we be able to gripe about it?
I say "Don't take life to seriously, you die in the end."
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If you won a million dollars, what would you do with it?
I'd help my loved ones out first and foremost. Then I'd put some away for retirement and then play.
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How come the Swine Flu pandemic is primarily affecting America, was this a biological attack on the United States?
If it was, it was a poor one. I still don't know why we even freaked out about the swine flu... I mean, it's just a flu. The normal flu kills just the same, it's just a new strand.
"Oh no, our flu shot has failed and we might have to take a week off of work and get to a clinic or something for some antibiotics. What ever shall we do?"
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Do you place a paper napkin on your lap?
No, I'm a very clean eater. I very rarely even require a napkin at all.
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Are you done procrastinating yet?
Hmmpf. 5 more minutes.
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Have you ever had a bad experience on a plane
Yeah, after a 12 hour flight (9 of which were in the air), we (everyone) were asked to leave the plane. So I sorely (I was sore after sitting in those cramped coach seats, not that I've ever flown first class) got up and reached for my family's carry-on luggage as well as my own. By the time I had all of it wrapped around me (so as to make carrying it all easier) I looked up to see...
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The years sure seem to fly by, do they not?
No, in fact some of them take too friggin' long.
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What color cars have the most accidents?
Pink. You just wanna ram those guys...
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Do Hollywood movies generally have a left-wing slant?
It is hard to find A-List movies that have a right-wing slant.
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What have you been thinking a lot about lately?
Relationships... mainly the ones that I have with my GF, my friends and my family.
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If there was a rule book for your life, what would be the first rule in the book?
Always know the rules of the game before you play.
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What is something that you are good at?
Technology.
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GUYS>>> why do to hide ur feelings? And if somethings bothering u, u choose 2 hide it?
Because if we express them, we are given negative treatment from other men. Kinda hard to explain beyond that, really.
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What do you do to keep your brain active?
...b'wha?
I guess I don't, really. I mean, I read alot but other than that...
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As a really hot person, people find it difficult to befriend me because they are intimidated, what should i do?
Dress down a bit. It'll make you seem cute and more approachable.
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What would be a bad pizza topping?
Me.
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Does kissing lead to sex?
It can, I guess. But not necessarily.
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We must celebrate articfox700 making maestro !! will you join me?
Congrats!
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Is Spinal Tap still the world's loudest and most punctual band?
As much as they have always been, yes. lol
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Whereas there is “deviled” egg, is there “angeled” egg?
There was, but the deviled egg got to him.
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If I hate everyone am I a racist?
No, just unpopular.
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Why does "the flying spaghetti monster" have it's own sub-category?
Because the jellyfish will it so, of course.
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Do you think you're a good role model?
Yes, I model my role perfectly.
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What do you think of people who point out other people's spelling errors on here?
I think that if they do it rudely, that they're being a jerk. Otherwise, I think that it's ok.
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Where is the most painful place for a piercing?
Eyeball.
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Name 3 simple rules you live by....
Never tickle sleeping dragons.
Before every argument ask yourself, "is this truly worth fighting over?"
Be polite, even if you don't know/like the person. It's not like it'd hurt you.
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Who would play Michael Jackson in a movie about his life? (You know there's one in the works already)
Garry Oldman. Either he or Crispin Glover.
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Besides being Black or White, What are you?
A geek.
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Which is your favourite internal organ?
Stomach. Get in mah belly'ah!
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Are you married or single?Would you like to get married?
I think it can lead to many great paths in life. And yes, one day I plan to. :)
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What would you do if your cell phone company tried to install spyware on your Blackberry?
Sue.
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What is wrong with NOT believing in god?
Nothing, just do not insult those that do and we'll all get along peachy. :-D
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How long should foreplay be....?
Until one or both of you can't wait any longer. :)
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What movie have gay subtext, in your opinion?
Philadelphia.
Good movie, Tom Hanks was great.
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What should I do about my marriage?
Get a divorce, it's all the rage right now.
Seriously though, what's wrong with it?
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Can you forgive, and forget, if not Why?
I never forget. But I do forgive.
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Sexual ---------------------? (Fill in the blanks, please)
Sexual Healing.
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Do you know what its like to be invisible for a long period of time.
For a long while, I was invisible, if you know what I mean.
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Holy_________
shorts!
I should really change these...
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Is it wrong for a man to want a woman that will care for him as he would for her?
If that's wrong, I don't want to be right.
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I say "fingers", you say ______________________.
11.
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Do you dwell on the past or look towards the future?
I can dwell, yes.
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Why did you ______ me?
coconut-slap
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What would your tombstone say when you are dead?
If you need me, you know where I am.
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I'm going to go smoke a cigarette, how does that make you feel?
It doesn't. I don't really care, light up a ciggy if you want to.
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How do you know if someone had a bad time on a date?
When they walk in the room covered in wine and/or pasta sauce.
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What's something that might have a light(s)?
An idea/A person with an idea.
(ie a light bulb over the head)
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Can you name a song with "alone" in the lyrics?
Isolated by Chiasm. I rather like this tune.
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If you just drank 15 beers, what would you be doing?
Singing (believing to be) Margarita-ville, but it'd sound more like i was moaning in drunken ecstasy.
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Has anyone told you they don't want to ever lose you?
My GF, and I told her the same. I love her very much. <3
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Have you ever had a dream and you wake up, but you try to go back to sleep to pick up where you left off in the dream to see whats gonna happen next?
Oh yeah. Almost every time that I dream, in fact. This is because I do not dream very often.
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True OR False? You generally have more than 2 cups of Coffee in the day?
No, I dislike the taste of coffee.
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Is Cheese Vegetarian?
Yes, but it isn't vegan.
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I will never ______?
give up meat. I'm a meatitarian.
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What is the most amazing smell in the world?
Hawai'i. Trust me, just go there and breathe in.
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Found a tiny key made of bone in my stool. Could this be some sort of portent?
Is it a crappy skeleton key?
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I refuse to buy..............?
Something that I can get for free.
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What's easier to lose....excess weight, or old habits?
Weight. The trouble is, your old habits brings the old weight back, lol.
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What is better than money?
The things it gets you.
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Can men live without women?
Some can, yes.
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Is "Bruno" as good as "Borat"?
Yup, they both suck.
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My boyfriend has cummed in me 3 times and last time it wasnt an accident we wanted to get pregnant but i went to the hospital and they said i wasnt which makes no sence why im not pregnant f he has cummed in me 3 times!
On average, it takes a lot more than just 3 times. It'll take a while, most likely.
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Is it scientifically correct for a person to say, can you memorize something by heart?
No, but grammatically correct it is. Unless, of course, you were memorizing something beside a heart, or by using the heart's rhythm.
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Why do so many men act like boys. Why cant some men take responsibility for their actions?
Why are so many women so serious that they can't have any fun in life?
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Do you really think we are having Global Warming or just made up what is your opinion?
I think that it's happening. I just not convinced that we're the ones causing it. There are other planets in our solar system that are warming as well, moons too.
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Hold up... wait a minute!! You ________ my ________?
Hold up... wait a minute!! You, my, with her?
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Name something that is black and white
The light spectrum.
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Satan has a bad reputation. Do you guys think that god may just be a bigger, powerful, bullying type? Maybe he just kicked Satan off his playground(heaven) because he was a bit more powerful...Maybe Satan is the good guy...?
Yeah, and maybe I have a family of unicorns living under my bed.
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What kind of ice cream is the best do you think?
Cookies and Cream or Chocolate Mint. Either of those are the best.
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What would happen if you drove over a big speed bump too fast?
Not much... I walk everywhere so I guess I'd just stumble or something.
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What can I expect if I kiss a toad?
Depends on whether or not he calls you back I guess.
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I am a lesbian do you still like me?
Why not?
I may not be a lesbian, but I love their work. ;)
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If I had a quarter for every time I said_______, I'd be rich!
If I had a quarter for every time I said "what's that smell coming from the fridge", I'd be rich!
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"Male and female created He them (Gen 1:27)." "The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man...(Deut 22:5)." God wanted men and women to be distictly different. Should a woman wear pants? Should a man wear a dress or a kilt?
I dunno, I just think that maybe he didn't want couples to dress the same.
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Men and women: Would you date a transexual?
Nah, my GF would hate that.
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When was the last time you spoke to your sister?
A few min ago.
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What is your favorite ninja weapon?
The Sai. It was a backup weapon, but a good one.
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What would you do if a teletubby rang your doorbell?
Change its channel.
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Psychological thriller or gory screamfest? (include name of fave movie please)
Both. "Saw"
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What is your favourite song about parenting?
When I was your age. - Weird Al.
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Where on the earth can I keep the money I earn instead of it being mostly confiscated?
Mafia.
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What is the worst ice cream flavor you can make up?
Soylent Green.
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What is your favorite line in a movie?
"I hate you more! If hate were people, I'd be China!" - City Slickers.
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My friend doesn't support the troops, wants Afgansitan & Iraq over now, and is opposed to Obama's new strategy. What do you think?
I think that he's fully entitled to his opinion.
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What do you think about anti-Americans?
I think that they're good for the global economy. This might sound cold, and it is, but if they want to start a war, they have to buy weapons from someone. That someone then restocks their weapons for sale and thus the market continues.
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What takes a day to learn and a lifetime to become?
Sex.
Conversation.
Love.
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What is your most boring birthday experience?
We were going to celebrate the day after my b-day... and I forgot. I spent the whole day thinking that everyone had forgotten me and basically wallowing in self pity.
When I realized that I had simply forgotten, I felt like an arse, LOL.
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Does someone love you?
A few people... all in different ways and uses of the word.
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My friend says he will ONLY date and marry an American - no matter what. Does that make him a racist?
This depends on his motives as it's possible that he simply doesn't wish to travel the world in search of a mate.
It he feels this way because of a belief that they would be inferior to him then yes, he is racist.
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I'm 13 and I've never had a bf. What is wrong?
Nothing.
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How did you choose your avatar? (presuming it's not one of the 'bags)
I chose mine because it was one of the coolest, most original pictures I'd ever come across. That and, I rather like the idea of being a blue dragon.
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What are some good arguments FOR the separation of Quebec?
Before you read on, I would like to state that I'm trying to be objective here, in that I don't really care if Quebec separates or not. This is just what I think will happen if they did.
Not to sound cold, although it is, but my best argue meant would be so that they could crash and burn and then we'd just take them back in. The simple fact of Quebec is that they feel that...
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Were you Introduced to who you are 'with' now, or how did you meet?
At this school we both go to, I saw her reading a manga that very few others that I have met have shared my liking of it. It is called "Death Note" and is intellectually interesting. I went over and talked to her about it and here we are. :)
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Do you think bi people are discusting?
Only if they don't shower.
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What do you like to keep an eye on?
My head. I rather like to keep them both on, actually.
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What is the best videogame of all time?(for you)
Dues Ex.
The first one, before the series began to suck.
The story in that game was just so damned good.
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Why do we have middle names?
Because when naming a child, it was important to honor the families of both parents. These days, it doesn't matter as much.
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Is a hot dog from a pig or a cow?
Mine are from a chicken.
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Who was the last person that you said good night to?
The most beautiful woman that I've ever seen.
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If the one you "loved" was seconds away from being shot by a mugger, would you jump in front of the bullet to save her/him knowing for certain that you would die?
I don't see how I'd have any other choice, do you?
If you really love them, could you live without them? Would you want to?
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Would you rather cook or clean?
I like cooking so that.
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Do the majority of people who are shot, die from their injury?
On which scale? A country of the entire world?
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If you could instantly paint in the style of any well-known painter, in whose style would it be?
Leonardo da Vinci because I find his work to be truly real. I really get the feeling that he understood what a body was.
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Michael Jackson is dead. How do you feel?
To be honest? I wish that I had met him.
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What was the best Sci-Fi movie "Plot"?
The fifth element.
Alien.
Serenity.
The new Star Trek.
2001.
Enemy mine.
Dreamscape.
I could go on.
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How do we know anti-matter exists?
Because we use it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Positron_emission_tomography
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Positron_emission
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What are potatoes also known as?
A vegetable.
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Do you get seasick when out in a boat?
Only the big boats. I feel great on the small and bouncy ones.
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Have you ever been to a strip club that you enjoyed enough to go back?
Nope, not one.
I've only ever been in one... I saw a friend's sister working in there and I turned around and left. Awkward.
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Its time to CELEBRATE Michael Jackson my respects to you Mr Jackson Billie Jean live!
I'm still kinda surprised that he died.
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Have you ever had 7-up and cider?
No I haven't. In fact, I've never even heard of this combo before, is it good?
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Studies show that humans prefer to listen to conversations with their right ear. Does this apply to you?, I prefer my left.
I tend to use both, and that's not me being a smart-alec.
I'm bi-brained.
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Are you a good cook or a lousy one?
Very much so, yes.
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What's the first thing that comes to mind when I say "christian"?
A cross.
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Do you ever wish that you didn't know so much?*
I used to, as a teenager.
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What is the most important part of the eye?
It's beholder.
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What should you do first when you don't know where you're going?
Decide where it is that you want to go while you're figuring out where you are now.
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Any tips for low confidence level persons?
Realize that no matter how badly you mess up on something, it's bigger in your head VS everyone else's.
Also realize that there's someone, somewhere making an even bigger arse of themselves at the same time that you feel that you are. Laugh at the idea of this in your head, it'll make you feel slightly more relaxed.
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What is something that causes pain?
Listening to that song on the radio again for the umpteenth time this hour and realizing that you haven't switched the radio station yet.
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Girls who wear PJ's in public. How do you feel about it?
It can be either a) sexy or b) really silly. It depends on the person and her PJs.
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What do you think of a 20 year old with a 33 year old?
kinda pushing it, so I don't really think that it'll last. They'll both have fun though.
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Do you think people in relationships should take breaks? Why or why not?
No, never. You'll just end up in cooling your flame of love, so to speak.
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When is it good to go fast?
When it's a quickie.
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I'm on the fence about reincarnation. What would it take for you to believe it's real?
Me coming back as an even bigger smart alec.
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If you had the power to go back in time and change one thing, influencing the present, what would it be?
Nothing, for I fear that I would abuse this power.
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Would you ever consider a mail order bride? What if she was really pretty?
Somehow I think that would piss off my gf, lol.
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What should you never say to someone you just met?
Did you know that the plastic surgeon's in town are having a huge sale?
...you should check them out.
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Why is the goverment allowed to steal our money that we work for?
They're not. Do you think that roads and cities are free to maintain? What about education or health care or the postage service?
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Do you look down on people who have had an abortion?
Only if they're shorter than I am.
(heh, get it?)
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What is the most beautiful song you've ever heard? Please include link?
Just because, you know that he meant it, in that his regret is almost palpable.
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You see a spider walking across the ceiling as you lie in bed. Your reaction would be...
Calmly and curiously watch it, like a child who watches clouds in the sky.
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If a genie granted you three wishes, what would you wish for?
1) The ability to pick and choose at will who can be completely immortal and who cannot.
2) The ability to have total atomic control.
3) Complete control over time and space.
There, now I'm more powerful than you and I can grant my own wishes, lol.
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What animal(Includes humans)do you think is the most evil?
Cats. What other creature must die 10 times (ie 9 lives) before it's dead? :-)
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If i was a ball and i needed to bounce to stay alive, would you let me bounce off of your head?
Depends upon how much I like you and whether or not you can still stay alive bouncing elsewhere.
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Would you be scared to walk through a cemetary at night?
I don't understand this fear of dead bodies. I can prove with statistical accuracy that a dead person is 100% less likely to ever try to harm you VS a living one, and yet when we see another person at say, a bus stop, we don't run away screaming, now do we?
So I guess my answer is no.
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So my dad went for a routine lung cancer screening (he quit smoking over 20 yrs ago) and they said they found a small something, but they're not sure what it is. He's going back for a CT scan next week. Should I automatically think cancer?
No. It's much more likely that it will be a benign tumor, which is absolutely nothing to worry about.
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If you know when the world would end, would you tell everyone? Would you tell anyone?
If I knew that there was no possible way of stopping it?
No, let the people enjoy their last days.
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We rely on sight, sound, and smell. What would life be like if we judged each other and our surroundings on taste and touch?
Cannibalistic and sexual.
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What's the most popular cause of sibling rivalry?
Siblings.
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Do you flirt with the people wh delivers your pizza?
Nah, they're always guys, and that's what big sausage pizza is for. Lol, don't google that now, it probably is actually something, although I'm not 100% sure of that.
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How much is a loaf of bread in your area? ($2.59 here)
One dollar even. I live in Ontario.
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Do you just like movies with happy endings?
No, I loved Titanic and Serenity's endings.
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What is the one hobby you have that could be considered "Geeky"?
I play Dungeons & Dragons. I think that says it all right there, lol.
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?
That is the question, yes.
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Do we all have the potential for kindness?
Yes, it is a choice we make.
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Why are you an idiot?
Because you touch yourself at night.
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Why are so many species of frog disappearing?
There's actually a video about this on youtube, I have it right here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI
Sorry, embedding was disabled by whoever posted it up there.
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What do Americans think the 2nd best country in the world is?
Kenya... if only because of the catchy song, "only in Kenya"
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Who is the "black sheep" of your family? What makes them so different?
My sister and I.
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When do you finally get to relax?
When I find that out, I'll let you know, k? :)
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Hubby calls at 4:30 to say he's on his way home. It's now 6:40 and I get a call saying he's been in an accident. It's not his fault (the accident), but he's OBVIOUSLY had a beer or two. Is it okay that I'm RIDICULOUSLY pissed?
Only if you know that he had a beer or two BEFORE the crash. If it was after, I couldn't blame him.
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Do you like getting kisses on your neck?
Yeah, it feels goooood. :)
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What is the most confusing sentence or statement you most often hear?
"I need to dethaw the meat in the freezer."
So, you need to freeze it then?
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I once heard a psychologist say that extremist ideas were a sign of mental illness. Do you agree?
Chocolate covered almonds are really great!
Does this make me nuts? :-)
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"Make love..not War"...do you think this should be made compulsory?
No, this would start a war on what love is. It would be a fierce, cultural war that would reignite the flames of racism.
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I never met a _______ that I didn't like. (what word(s) can you fill in the blank with?)
twinkie
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While you are on AB, do you often see avatars as the red "x" instead of the photo that should be there?
No, I see a picture.
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Since death is a certainty, are you prepared and willing to talk about your own?
Is this a negotiation?
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What are your funniest ''yo mama or yo daddy'' jokes, could be anykind! =]
Yo mama's so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.
Yo mama's has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.
Yo mama's ain't so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!
Yo mama's so stupid she stayed in the grocery store for one day looking at a can of orange juice just because it said...
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Approximately how much do breast implants cost?
Depends upon the size of the implant itself.
But otherwise it's between $3,500 and $15,000.
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What is something that's "like" crack to you? (Food, drink, candy...etc)
Frozen Yogurt.
Good god yes.
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Have you ever kissed your best friend on the lips?
I have two best friends. I'm dating one of them, you do the math.
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Christians: What do you think is worse - an atheist or a Satanist?
Depends on a great deal many things. But my biggest concern would be how they feel about other religions and why that chose the one that they did.
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Do you have a very strong opinion about something?
Yes, and I'm against it.
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Why exactly do teenage girls like older guys so much? Is it because they can drive?
Read: Young and stupid.
Teenage girls think that they are getting a man who is experienced and not a "horndog" but what kind of a man dates jailbait?
Sorry if I'm being a little too blunt here.
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Put these in order of how you think they should occur - marriage, having sex, sleeping together at night, living together, making babies?
Sleeping together at night, (read sleep over) sex, living together, marriage, babies.
Marriage and living together are interchangeable however as that will vary upon the couple.
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What was your first impression of your significant other?
I thought that she was quiet, and a bit of a geek... and I was right.
(side note, I am a geek)
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There is a song by a female singer which was probally released about 5 or 4 years ago. The only bit I remember is her singing ''With You'' and its a slow song. Anyone know the song?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bW2LTnzD-vE
Is that it?
In any event, it's a good one.
The "With You" part really kicks in at about the 2:50+ mark.
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Difference between men and women? Try for something that is not so obvious.
When a woman looks under a fridge that hasn't been moved in a long time, she thinks "eww, I/someone should clean that up."
When a man sees the same thing, he thinks "Meh, no one looks there anyway."
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What should be well-cushioned?
A hemorrhoid pad.
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When is the best time to reach you?
About now.
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Keep your _______. What word (s) can you use to finish the thought? (Mine: Mind on your work)
Keep your freak on when you're in bed.
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Would you rather look at porn or politics?
Porn. Fewer arse-holes that way.
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What is the best way of cooking potatoes?
Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew.
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Good girls sleep alone. So what do you fellas think of that?
Good girls sleep alone, but very good girls do not. ;)
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Who do you hate in bleach? why?
I don't, I like that anime.
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How is it going to end?
The same way it began, but backwards.
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What's your battlecry?
LOOK! BEHIND YOU!
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I would not describe myself as hot, or pretty but I would say I am cute. What would you say about yourself?
I have a nice butt, apparently.
Seriously, I dunno what it is but I've even had women scream or of cars "Nice a**!" at me whilst I was walking down the street minding my own business. Kinda funny when you consider the fact that I don't exercise save walking.
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Has a police car ever given you a ride?
Yeah, I was quite the wondering sort as a child.
Did you know that there's no door knobs in the back seat of those things?
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Are you tired of apologizing?
I'm sorry, no.
In my culture, apologizing (even when it isn't your fault) is respectful, and as such is done all of the time. If the person doesn't do it, then they are a jerk, lol.
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Its 3:00 am your phone rings and you say to yourself___________?
If that isn't an incredibly beautiful woman, I'm hanging up.
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Complete this sentence: it's childish to ______________.
Title a film "Snakes on a plane"
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Would you like to sign my yearbook?
Sure, I'll put in my John Hancock.
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For what would never accept an apology?
Murder of a loved one or of myself.
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What did you just put in my pocket?
;-)
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Do you hate me? =)
No, I barely even know you.
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When did it become popular and/or fashionable for a woman to call herself a b**ch?
(see videos)
Also there's this:
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Do you know what 714 X 715 is off the top of your head?
Well, 7 x 7 =49.
100 x 100 = 10,000.
Ergo 700 x 700 = 490,000.
700 x 10 = 7,000.
700 x 5 = 3,500.
10 x 700 = 7,000.
10 x 10 = 100.
10 x 5 = 50.
4 x 7 = 28.
4 x 100 = 400.
Ergo 4 x 700 = 2,800.
4 x 10 = 40.
4 x 5 = 20.
So the answer is 510,510. Huh, that's a funny number.
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If you came home and found your loved one watching porn on TV, would you get mad or watch it with them.
I'd be confused. Not in a bad way mind....
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What is the correct name for this symbol (see answer) when it is used in a line graph to show that you have gone farther than what would have been allowed by your scheme, ie 0, 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30, 125.
This is the picture:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/shavale/Resistor.jpg
The file name is Resistor but that (I believe) is wrong. It wouldn't make sense to me.
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What do you think of Green Day's new album?
I think it's good for the economy.
lol seriously though, I like it.
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Whats the second-most famous video sharing website next to youtube
Spankwire.
Don't google it unless you're over 18, savy?
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What definitely not appropriate for ab?
Videos of bomb threats being carried out.
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The Good,The Bad and The ______?
Law.
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Can you be greedy in the bedroom?
In a way, yes. I like pleasing my partner, and I aim to do it as often and effectively as possible.
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Are you happy living in your home/apartment? Or would you move if you could find a better home/apartment?
Only if it's to tear this 1 down and build a better one in this exact spot.
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What is the worst color to paint a house?
Clear.
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If you could ask for and recieve anything in the world just one time, what would it be?
Happiness.
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If a picture is worth 1000 words, what is the value of a song?
Depends on the song.
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Why do people like Obama so much?
They don't. They like what he stands for, and that is the anti-Bush ideal.
Not ENTIRELY a bad thing.
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How do you know if you know you have feelings for another person?
Their very presents in the room makes your completely happy and when they are sad it hurts you emotionally.
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I just painted the front of my guitar, now i am going to stencil a phrase on the back or a quote from a movie. Any ideas?
Let them hate me, so long as they fear me. - Caligula.
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Pig__________?
Bacon, the very best kind.
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What do you look like?
Hey, cool new pic.
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Who do you dream of when you're alone at night?
Who says I'm alone?
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Where is the most unusual place you've kissed someone?
Nose.
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Who do you consider the most evil & sadistic, Saddam Hussein, Adolf Hitler or someone else?
The guy who invented Muzak.
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What gay strip clubs hire fat men?
One's named "The Closet"
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My new guy invited me to his house,when i got there he had a porn movie for us to watch hich im fine with.he never mentioned it before,is it that he is getting comfortable with me and can be himself or do all guys like porn?
Yes, he is getting comfortable with you. And kudos for not getting jealous over a film, many peeps do.
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What is a type of strip?
Lap dance.
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Fight fire with ________ (what?)
Hire.
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What is the most frightening sound?
A wet, yet painless, snap.
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What song do you know has"moon" in the title?
I can't believe this isn't on here already.
Pink Floyd : Dark Side Of The Moon
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Are you strong enough to be able to pick up your mom?
Yeah, I can lift over 250 pounds, so lifting her is a snap. She's no where near that.
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If a kiss describs all the respect you have for her, then where would you kiss her?
The same place she's kissing me.
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When can I finally see it?
Show me yours and I'll show you mine. :)
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What is something that you might consider to be Potent?
Plutonium.
I figure something that can rip the very building block of the universe is pretty darned potent.
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How old were you when you woke up one day and said to yourself, "Man, where did all the years go?"?
16
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Jesus Christ owes me some money. How do I get him to pay me back?
You don't, dude, you just bought your way into heaven with guilt, go for it!
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What excuse would you have for fighting sleep?
....Just one more level.....
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Where did the saying "sign your John Hancock" come from?
Uh, John Hancock.
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What is a nosey question that nosey mothers ask their grown children?
So, how many men is your wife sleeping with?
Just you? Really? ......... are you sure?
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What Color Underwear(bra, undies, briefs, boxers) do you have on now? My bra is light green with sparkles and my undies are black.
Bra = none, I don't wear them.
Undies = see Bra.
Briefs = see a pattern here?
Boxers = grey.
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Who is the first person that comes to your mind when I say angel?
My girlfriend. <3
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Ok, honestly, do men like eyeshadow on a woman?
It's ok, but not really important.
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Do you have no friends?
No, I have friends.
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Would you rather work for a man or a woman?
Depends, which one pays better and which one is easier to get along with?
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You have the personality of a _________?
You have the personality of a jabberwocky.
...look it up ya ignoramuses. :)
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If you could be any person from the Star Trek series, who would you be?
Riker and I'll tell you why. Perfect career, bad-ass boss with class, having that in common with your boss, still looks good, girlfriend was a sex symbol for a "generation", said girlfriend has a mind and a soul, looks good in red, gets to work with Data... the list goes on.
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Would you check my ______ please?
boobs please. I think they're getting larger...
*said by a man*
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How important do you think it is to be intelligent?
Enough that I wouldn't even date someone who isn't my intellectual equal.
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Should al gore be accepting awards for preventing global warming?
Has he? Really?
How?
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How does gay marriage affect some one who isn't participating in the marriage?? If it doesn't, don't they not have a say in the matter then?
If two gay women want to get married, what difference will it make on the world? It's not like telling them "no, you can't get married" will stop them from living together or having sex, so what will it do?
And the same goes for gay men. I mean really, who cares? As long as they're not doing it in public (I don't care if you're gay or straight, you...
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XP or Vista?
What're, kidding? XP by and far.
Vista is like Windows for a Mac user.
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After losing your saninty, where might be the best place to find it?
You'd never even try. Part of being completely insane is not even believing that you aren't sane... and if you're sane, why look for your sanity?
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Who thinks Buggs Bunny is the Man?
He's so manly, he wears a dress and kisses his attacker.
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Idaho? (It's a joke. Think about it.)
I'd respond to this, but my buddie is talking to me and, you know, bro's before ho's. :)
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Have you ever met anyone whom you initially judged one way, but who turned out to be very different?
Very rarely as I tend to not judge others.
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If you were an animal, would you rather live in a zoo, or in the wild?
In the zoo.
I'd love the safety and free food.
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What is the real problem with credit cards?
They're bad for the global economy.
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Have you been nicely surprised lately?
Yes, several times a day.
I love my GF, she's awesome. :)
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When the going gets tough...what do you do?
When the going gets tough, the Nomad gets going.
There again, I'm no nomad.
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What type of person are you after your drunk?
Sharp shooter, in both accuracy and distance.... if you know what I mean. ;)
It's one of the reasons that I don't drink.
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Would you date someone who is obviously stupid, but has a number of other good qualities?
No, my GF would hate that. :-)
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If a person said, "I'm gonna soak in my bathtub for an hour, beginning at 10 PM," it would be OK to reply to that by saying, "FILM at 11," right?
I'd think that it was a classic, and I plan on using it too. :)
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If you could change the weather what would it be like most of the time?
It'd be sexy.
What? In your question, I can do what I want. :)
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Have you lied before? and why do you not want anyone to lie to you if you've lied yourself?
We all lie.
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What do you think of the name Kaylin for a girl?
Sounds nice.
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Have you ever seen the movie Casablanca?
Yeah, and until I had, I had no idea that it had to do with Nazis.
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A co-worker is out for a medical procedure, what are some good ideas to "decorate" her cubicle while she's gone?
Get a can of red bull (empty) and clean it out. Spray pint it a flat colour, like black. then write on the side, "Laughing Gas". Carefully remove the top of the can and insert a series of jokes into the can. Place the lid back on. Leave it on her desk for her to find when she gets back. :)
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What do you do to kill time?
I shoot it.
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It's 4 in the morning, your phone rings, who do you expect it to be?
An incredibly attractive woman. If it's anyone else, I'm not picking it up.
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What is your first thought when I say Madonna?
Pointy boobs.
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How good a shot are you?
I could neuter a rabbit from a distance... maybe. ;)
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Are you observant?
Yeah, fairly.
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How did Lord Capulet, Lady Capulet and the Nurse react to Juliet's death?
Uh oh, better get mako.
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What Is The Wallpaper On Your Cellphone?
Same as my bedroom.
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How would you humour me?
I'd tell you a few bad jokes.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Circumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
I wondered why the...
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What is the sillyest thing you have ever put marshmellows on?
My nose.
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How many fudge rounds can you down in an hour?
More than what is healthy.
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What colors are in YOUR rainbow?
They cannot be seen by the human eye.
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If left handed is to intuition,and intuition is to blessed,blessed to gullible,gullible to stupidthen is being stupid is being blessed?
Yes, yes it is.
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What is a song title with only 1 or 2 words in its title?
Everybody Hurts by REM.
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When should drivers turn on their headlights?
When they realize that others have theirs on.
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So this girl I like always brings up other guys and it pisses me off. I was being lovey dovey with her and she just brings up another guy. What should I do? I like her, how do I get her to be just interested in me?
She might just be trying to get a rise out of you.
As per whether or not she's doing this because she likes you is 50/50.
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What song would you choose if you were singing on American Idol's rock night?
Santa Monica by Theory of a dead man.
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How do you dispose of whipped cream cans?
With whips.
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It's not gay for me to look at a woman's face instead of her breasts when she talks to me, right? Right?
It's called being respectful. This gets you better sex in the end, and happier people all around you.
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Do you believe in aliens or bigfoot or both or neither?
More Aliens than Bigfoot, but I don't discount his possibility.
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Do you agree knowledge is power?
Yes, and I believe that wisdom is the hand which guides said power.
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How many bonsai trees have you murdered?
WHO TOLD YOU?!
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Who else DOESN'T read Harry Potter?
My roomate.
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Why are drugs seen as such a "taboo" across the world?
South Park said it best, "Drugs are bad mmm'k? Drugs are bad."
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Roses are red....(give a - preferably humorous - answer)
Roses are red, Violets are blue.
Actually they're violet, but care not will you.
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If you had Boobs..what would you do with them?
He he, what wouldn't I do?
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I need help. im 14 and i really want to lose weight. please help me im looking to lose at least 30 pounds hopefully by the end of summer. any suggustions?
We need a little info first off. What is your height, weight and gender. These (coupled with your age) are vital to weight-loss statistics.
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Can a male doctor work at an all girls' boarding school or would they only hire females for that sort of position?
It would be a woman, to avoid lawsuits.
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I saw a woman who wore her panties on top of her pantyhose. Do women usually wear them on top of or under pantyhose?
Um, why were you looking?
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Do spiders sneeze?
No, I don't think that their body's are designed for that reaction.
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What will you buy next?
Pizza.
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Did you know that there was once a Google answers? Why did it get shut down?
Yes,
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Google_Answers#Unconventional_uses
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Have you ever found anything that someone lost and use it on a daily basis?
How about a person's pin number?
Or their mind?
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What do you think about the new name for the Swine Flu, H1N1? What would be the purpose for changing it?
People thinks that it comes from pigs. We need to fix that.
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Is it Ok to have violence in Society?
Yes, it is. If we didn't have any, we wouldn't know what to do when such a situation arose.
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Is music as much fun if you don't sing along?
It can be. Music is different things to different people.
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Do you dream in color or Black and White?
Both, actually. It varies on the dream.
Mainly in colour.
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When do you think marijuana will be legalized?
5-25 years from now, but I want it treated like any other legalized substance. A legal age, need a license to sell it, taxed and no driving with it in your system.
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Don't you ever just wanna ask Why?
Every day of my life, and I do ask it, as I feel a need to understand.
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Can you become addicted to video games?
Sort of, it's more accurately described as being addicted to fun.
You get addicted to endorphins, not video games.
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I had a nightmare about a singing pineapple and it was singing big red car by the wiggles, i dont usualy have dreams like this.... any coments?
Do you have any kids? If yes, then that explains it all.
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Do you know a good "Mondegreen" (misheard lyrics)?
"The answer my friend, is blowin' in the wind."
"The ants are my friends, they're blowin' in the wind."
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What is your body's PH?
D.
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If someone gave you $20.00 what would you do with it?
I'd probably take my GF out to eat somewhere.
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The answer, my friend...
The ants are my friends, they're blowin' in the wind...
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How old is your current main computer?
About a year.
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Are you number 1 in your life?
I don't assign a ranking system. I just am.
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What kind of person smokes marijuana everyday?
Afroman.
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Life_______!!!!!! What word (s) can you use to fill in the blank?
Life is whatever you perceive it to be.
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What is a good song that mentions mothers?
It isn't a nice song, exactly... but I like it.
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How do girls love boys?? If older or younger, if strong, etc.
It varies greatly on the girl, of course.
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What are some different organic objects?
You and I are organic objects.
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Supreme Court Justice David Souter is retiring. Who should replace him?
Chuck Norris.
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What is an intresting fact about Niagra Falls?
It has been called one of the 8 wonders of the world, and yet it was never designated as such.
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"Rome wasn't built in a day." Exactly how long did it take?
100-300 years.
Seriously.
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Would you prefer I kiss your cheek, lips, hand or butt?
Only one way to find out. ;)
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Will i ever get used to eating my own ...?
words?
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Is this an eternal flame? Or is it syphilis?
Oh god. Put it away.
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Are your socks stinky right now?
Yes, sadly.
But I'm not wearing 'em.
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You Know You Are A New Yorker When_______...?
You argue that ALL fries are New York Fries.
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Someday I want to climb ________. What word (s) can you use to fill in the blank?
Someday I want to climb ****censored****.
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What do you think of gay marriges
I think that I care as much about other people's relationships as they care for mine.
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Was Dr. Seuss the doctor of anything? If not, any guesses as to what his "imaginary" Ph.D. was in?
Fantabery, I'd guess.
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Can you have more than one thought at a time?
I always have three running at once... it's why I don't sleep much.
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Six short _____, went on a short_____, to see a short_____ for a short time. (my son is asking this question)
Six short squirrels, went on a short whirl, to see a short girl for a short time.
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Do i need to put water in my bowl?
You do now.
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Are implants used to emphasize facial features?
Who looks at your face when you have implants? :-)
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Does an Alien live near you?
Yeah... ET phoned home, his parents said he could stay.
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Do you ever get tired of being right? Do you ever feel like it's so obvious yet nobody can see it?
Yes, at times. But people around me are starting to see that what I'm talking about makes perfect sense... 85% of the time I'm always right.
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Have you ever thought about how you would die in the future?
Yeah, taking you all with me.
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Have you ever fallen in love so bad you couldn`t even sleep?
Yeah, that's where I'm at now.
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What percentage of your worrying would you say is probably unnecessary?
Depends on the situation, I can't realistically place a number here.
If worrying is bad 100% of the time, then how do you think people would react to you if your child went missing, and you weren't worried?
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Do you remember any high school cheers?
Yeah, but they weren't G-rated, if you know what I mean.
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Are you passive or aggressive
Both.
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Is rice is good for you?
Yep, it has lots of fiber in it.
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Atlantis. Was it real? No? Yes?
No, Plato invented it to demonstrate a point.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlantis
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Why do girls cry more than boys?
Because women aren't told to "be a man."
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What is a description of a polar bear's environment?
Cold and wet.
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What is the safest condom?
The one that doesn't break.
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What should you do if the condom breaks?
Stop!
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Anyone have a good recipe for barbecued male chauvinist pig?
Think "beer-butt chicken" but without the chicken.
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You don't actually expect me to believe that story, do you?
Ok, so maybe, MAYBE, I lied about the part with the aliens that look like Jamie Farr... Maybe.
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How many pairs of underwear are you wearing right now?
16, of course.
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Is it discrimination to hate dumb people?
Yes, but it's a slightly more acceptable kind.
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A sound that does not have a definite pitch or a definite pattern is called
A sound.
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Your boyfriend comes to your house to eat every night then after hes eaten he goes home??What do you make of this?
I think he's getting a pretty sweet deal.
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I was watching Bond and it makes me wonder, if M16 is the British Secret Service, what is the USA's equivelant? DHS? CIA?
That'd be the CIA.
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How many sins do you think the average person is guilty of committing?
All of them.
We are human, after all.
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Would you eat human meat for 1 million dollars?
As long as it was dead, clean and the person didn't mind the idea of it.
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What is the best quality about a guy / girl that you just adore and simply love them for it?
The way that I feel around/with her.
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Anyone ever heard the black box recordings from the september 11 supposely highjack planes?
No, have you?
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I am a 19 year old virgin and i like to watch porn... is that bad?
As long as it's not in public, no.
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Can you make perogies?
Yeah.... not from scratch though.
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When does a limit not exist?
When you've gone too far.
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I'm afraid to practice driving for fear I'll wreck the car, how can I overcome this fear so I can practice driving?
Wreck the car. That way, it's already happened, and you won't have to worry about it anymore. :-)
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What was your most costly mistake
Ever tried to ride a laptop?
Yeah....
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When you want a hug, where do you go to get it?
My girlfriend. She's awesome. :)
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Do you suppose I'm baked right now?
Well, I uh..... what was the question?
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Circumcised vs. non circumcised? does it make a difference? how many men are and how many arent?
Non. It's more healthful, I think.
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Keep on rockin' in the_____ _______!
tree world
There's nothing better to do there
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I'd really love to ______. What word (s) can you use in the blank to complete the thought?
Spend some more time with the girl I love. :)
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Do you always hand wash your dishes after every meal?
Nope. :)
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Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard drive?
Don't worry, he's cool. He won't tell anyone about your pr0n/mp3's.
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We just found your name on the _________ list
eh
(I'm Canadian)
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I want to get a Tattoo for my 18 bday, something of a sheep. But i cant decide on what it should look like, happy, sad, etc. with flowers, names, hearts shapes... any ideas?
It should be in bed, trying to sleep while counting people.
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What is best ignored?
A jerk.
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I saw a prostitute with a sign that said "I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week...Is this good advertising? Humor a must when answering this LOL
This reminds me of "Least I could do" older strips
http://www.leasticoulddo.com/comic/20030704
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If your favorite musician died, would you go to thier funeral?
No. I don't know the person, why would I go to comfort their surviving family and friends?
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What do you think about couples who dress alike?
It works great if it's a homosexual couple.
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Gifts, choose only one, bundle of dollars, kisses, huggs or real love for life.
Love. Money will come and go, but love will stay forever... if it's treated with love, that is.
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Name you favorite part of a woman/man. Why? (And keep it clean)
I love eyes and hips... and a few other places that I'm not 100% sure would constitute as "keeping it clean". ;)
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Do you purchase music, or do you download it for free?
Why pay for something that you can get for free?
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On a scale of 1-10, How comfortable would you say your bed is?
A 6. I need a new one.
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Youve got to see the Doctor RIGHT NOW cause youve got _______!!!
You've got to see the Doctor RIGHT NOW cause you've got male!!!
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“My girlfriend tricked me, should I be mad”?
Depends on the situation, we need more info to accurately answer your question.
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What is the best armor in Oblivion
Do you mean heavy or light?
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Are you a 'lover' or a 'hater' when drunk?
Lover, like always.
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Have you ever been a better friend to someone than they have been to you?
Sadly, yes.
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What's your favorite kind of potato chip?
The one in my mouth.
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Has your identity been stolen?
Yes, I am Iron man, but Black Sabbath has been claiming to be me for so long that people have begun to believe them.
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I pray every night for a genital enhancement. Why he no answer?
Because vanity is a sin.
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Does it matter to you what color your deity was during his/her incarnation on earth (if he/she had one)? If so, why?
Yes, I want to sate my curiosity.
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Can you name a song about adultry?
Run to you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gF5LaVkDhyk
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Have you ever hated who you are?
Yes, but not anymore.
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I am a 16 yr old boy. Is it normal to experiment with other boys? And where is the line? And is it normal to want to do it again and again?
In a way, it is. It depends on what your sexual preferences are.
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If most people agree Love is more important than money, why do they assume having money will find them love?
Because without it, how can we impress them? We live in a world that tells us that you need $ and material gifts to win over love.
That's why. It's bollocks, but that's why.
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My girlfriend came home early and found me with 6 exotic dancers from Rachel's on top of me ,why doesn't she believe me that it was all completely innocent and nothing happened?
Because there's nothing innocent about that.
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Do men secretly LOVE sluts..because men claim to want good girls yet they always CHEAT on their girlfriend/wives with SLUTS? I think most men really want sluts what do you think?
I think that the term slut within itself is offensive. Why is it that a man can enjoy sex and be socially fine but not a woman?
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Does cheese really taste better on the moon?
Only one way to find out.
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What do you have a passion for?
My girlfriend.
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America is famous for _ _ _ _ _ _.
Being disliked due to Bush..... or at least, believing in this.
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You know your car is a piece of junk when______________?
the engine falls out when you try to start it.
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What would really scare me?
Close up pictures of me (naked) trying to open a mayo jar.
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How would you describe the state of Louisiana in one word?
Easy.
Beads for boobs.
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If I were a billionaire, I'd ________(Fill it in!)
Do whatever I wanted to do.
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What would you do for £1,000,000?
Dye myself blue and act like a solo version of the blue man group.
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If you have a choice of a full body massage by a strange woman or take a bath with the women you love, which is the most fun?
Bath.
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What recent movie do you recomend?
Slumdog millionaire.
The Watchmen.
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Have you ever played Pokemon?
For over 1,000 hours, yes.
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Does anyone have a favorite oldies song? How about "I only have eyes for you!"? What's yours?
Crimson and clover.... or imagine.
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If you were an Easter egg, what color would you be?
Sky blue.
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Can I Have A Mew? My Friend Code Is 2493 0233 2692 and my name is Bond
No, get one yourself via Pokemon Rancher.
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What color do you see of when you hear the number 9?
Red.
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Are you doing okay?
Fantastic, :-D and you?
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What makes you happy at this time in your life?
Her.
In the words of Sherlock Holmes, "there is only her."
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I am a straight female, went on a blind date with a guy who talked about his "support of the arts" , his wine expertise, and said he "loved" crate and barrel. Guy is 50 y/o and never married. Seemed very effeminant- do you think he is gay?
I love art, and I tend to make friends with women faster than men due to my total lack of interest in sports.
I also say that I "love" things all of the time and I'm not gay. I'm just comfortable in my masculinity and my sexuality. Such a guy is the type to not lie to get into your pants, or at least, in my experience.
EDIT: That last line sounded wrong in this...
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What if there were no political parties?
Then we'd be in a dictatorship.
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Keep 10 girls in a house and keep 10 boys in another house,who are more likely to fight among themselves?Boys or girls?
Boys will be first, but it'll be a flash in the pan. The girls will have their fights for years and years.
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Have you ever bought a movie soundtrack?
Yeah, one.
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On a scale of 1 to 10, how warm do you like your tub/shower water to be (1 being ice cold, 10 is scalding)?
Hot. Unless I'm taking a shower to wake up, then cold.
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Is there a movie that you liked a lot but the ending was really disappointing?
Darkness. It needed an ending.
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What is the easiest way to kill a person?
Nuclear weapon. Boom.
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Is it a sin to reject somebody love?
Nope, not that I've ever seen.
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Should i worry that my daughter is 15 and a half and hasnt started her period yet?
Not until she's 17, no.
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Will you put that thing away? You're scaring people with it!
You know you like it. :)
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PLS SUGGEST ME.. SHOULD I KEEP A MUSH OR SHAVE IT.. WHICH LOOK SUITS ME
Let's see a pic, then we'll judge.
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"Im just not in to it today" what is it?
molten lava, thank god.
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Would you be my "shoulder to cry on" if I were upset?
Yes, if you needed me.
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What are some good sources of dietary iron?
Subway... not the restaurant. ;)
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How did Herman Goring die?
Potassium cyanide capsule.
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How would you define "long distance relationship?" in your own words?
Doomed to fail 90% of the time.
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If everyone in the world had the exact same personality as you, what would the world be like?
Efficient. Everyone would understand everybody else, and would be able to work toward our various goals honestly, but tactfully. Politeness would be more common, as would protected sex.
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WHAT ARE SOME OF THE SIGNS THAT A PERSON SHOWS WHEN THEY HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU?
Difficulty making eye contact.
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Why do alot of thin people treat obese people like there inhuman,and no smart-ass comments.This is serious.
Because they're different, and it's not racist/sexist or any other ist. Perhaps it is prejudiced but that's not how they look at it.
Even worse is the mindset that people who are fat are only so due to laziness and/or eating too much.
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Do you like like Donuts with or without holes?
With. Mmmmmm, tractor tires. :9
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What gives YOU indigestion?
Bananas.
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What are your favourite colour schemes for your home, do you have those colours?
Green and white.
Nope.
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Why isn't being in love easy?
It isn't? Oh.
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What is love? explain it in one word?
Grand.
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There is no unselfish good deed.....do u agree too?
I agree, yes. But we must add to this the full definition of what "selfish" is.
Selfish is when you do something because it benefits you in some way or another.
If, for example, I were to help a friend move, I would be doing this to not only benefit my friend, but also myself in that helping him would make me feel good/happy in some manner or other.
In society, we tend to use...
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Do you know any songs that are good to fall asleep to? What are they?
Anything by Enya.
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Do you know any songs that are good to fall asleep to? What are they?
Anything by Enya.
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How hard is the wind blowing where you are?
50-60 KPH.
It's windy, lol.
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Anyone know any good illustrators?
Yeah, Ryan Kinnaird.
http://ryankinnaird.deviantart.com/
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Do Muslims think God is male or female or both?
I believe it is the belief that God is male.
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Name Something you do with your Shoes off...?
Be big in Japan.
It was a song... in the 80's. Look it up, I'm not joking. :)
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"I know I should exercise and I want to, but when I get home from work, I feel too tired to do so, so I don't. Then I feel guilty that I didn't." Sound familiar?
Yeah.
It's called the North American condition... or at least it should be.
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Do you slouch or stand tall
Slouch.
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Have you ever watched a movie and wanted the bad guy to win? What movie and why?
Poison.
She was a bitch, but for a good reason.
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Life with out _____ is__________. ( pl fill the blank)
you
an oxymoron.
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Are the ladies closet perverts?
Some are, but not many.
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Is Frank Lucas, considered a bad or a good person.(the bad thing he did was sell drugs but with that money he was helping his community. What do you think?
This is a question of whether or not the ends justify the means.
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What is a meat, You would never find at a butchershop?
Man-flesh... unless you're really nice to Mr. Butcher. ;)
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Is it better to be loved or feared?
"Let them hate me so long as they fear me."
That was from Caligula quoting his adopted grandfather.
Caligula was crazy. Really, really crazy.
Savy?
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Why do people care so much about being downrated, and then go on to say they arent here for the points?
Because being downrated is stating that their opinion is either offensive and/or wrong.
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How long does an average case of mono last
About 35-45 metres.
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Do you believe something really bad is gonna happen in the year 2012 like some people believe?
Nah.
If they were so smart, then how come they're all dead?
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To all Christians, Muslims, Non-believers and Star Trek fans - do you regard this article disgusting and/or offensive?
Yup, goto Bell. Taco Bell, that is, and pick me up something to make it up to me. :)
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What is something you can associate with John Fitzgerald Kennedy?
A loud bang and the image of his death.
See, I've just seen the watchmen and they briefly mention it in there.
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Im a Bachelorette - is that Bad...?
No, why would it be? :)
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Why does the discussion of religion bring out such venom and mostly hatred?
Because most people are too immature to accept the fact that they might be wrong, and that the person they are talking too might be right. Or perhaps, they simply do not care what the other person believes and all that matters is that they do not believe what the other person does and therefore are in opposition to what the first person believes in.
This goes for religious and non-religious...
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Spaghetti in a white sauce (with mushrooms, onions and bacon) with pan roast garlic chicken. Yummy or yuck? I just can't get excited about it.
Get rid of the bacon and that sounds great. :)
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Jimmy has become a sage. Who would like to join me in offering congratulations?
Welcome to the cool crowd Jimmy! lol.
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I sell advertising and my client asked me to sign his name for a new contract because his fax machine was broken. I trust him and we have a good relationship, so I signed it. Was that ok?
As long as you trust him, yeah.
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What does rap music look like?
Well, if I understand it correctly, some hoe's lookin' to bust a cap in someone's arse.
I'm guessing that's a sexual thing. ;)
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What is the ugliest color to wear in your opinion
Pink with orange and lime green.
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What is the least romantic place you could ever imagine for a proposal?
Porn set, while effing another woman.
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What would be the worst thing to be saying to yourself when somebody walks into your room?
"I'm so gonna masturbate to her later" (your GF walks into the room).
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How do you get over the fear of rejection?
Realize that you're worth more than what you think you are.
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Have you ever been to a clam bake?
Is that a sexual thing? lol.
Either way, no.
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Have you ever lived too close to an active volcano?
No, but I stood on one.
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What would you do if you had to spend a night with a lion?
Die.
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How would you react if your boyfriend/girlfriend was being hit on by one of your friends?
I'd laugh it off... unless she went for it, of course.
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What is the most X-Fileish thing that has ever happened to you?
I used to live in a house wherein it always felt like you were being watched... I could swear that there was SOMETHING there. I dunno what.
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It says that 1 billion people turned offf their lights for 1 hour in earth hour,were you part of that 1 billion people?
Nope, I forgot, lol.
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Are you, or have you ever been, In love with your best friend?
No, that'd be gay... literally.
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What is the best/least painful way to commit suicide? This is just a question cause I'm just wondering, I'm not really gonna do it. SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!
A nuke. That way, you can't turn it off.
The only trick is doing it in such a way so that you wouldn't hurt anyone else.
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What does it mean when someone has lifeless eyes?
It's where you look like you're not there... or that you're staring off into space all of the time.
These are examples. Just make sure to look at the photo before you read around it, or else you won't see it due to the power of suggestion.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/atouchofcolor/3235581792/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/edgar_pr/2668456619/
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Do you feel like flying?
No, I have a fear of heights.
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Which is more important to you? Looks or Personality?
Personality, although, I still want to be attracted to the person that I'm with.
That is more of a want than a need, however.
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Have you ever been really frightened?
Yes, a number of times, sadly.
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Have you ever hated someone?
Yes. For a time, it was myself.
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Do girls like those who make them laugh?
Of course they do. Don't you like to laugh?
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What is an example of something that is made out of leather?
A jacket, a wallet, cows...
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Ben Ten is now a guru. Who would like to join me at a Big Ben party in his honour?
Grats!
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Is anyone here on LiveJournal?
Nope.
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What gender are you?
Male.
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If adultery was no longer a moral, marital or legal sin, would you carouse?
Nah.
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Would you rather visit Italy or Greece?
Italy. Venice man, Venice.
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Do you ever feel like all you need is a "good cry" and everything will be better?
Maybe once a year, yeah.
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What is the best way to reheat leftover quesadillas?
C-4.
Don't knock it until you try.
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How do i get a specific girl? i got to see a tall girl before my class period started. I got the same exhilarating feeling staring into her eyes like you would staring into the barrels of a shotgun.
My short girlfriend has the same class with her.
Impress her, specifically.
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WHAT IS THE SPEED OF LIGHT
About a million miles a second.
Or more accurately, 299,792,458 metres per second.
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What do you think of Rush Limbaugh saying, "I hope Obama fails"?
I think that it's his opinion.
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If you could get away with something...what would you do?
Four words: Snakes on a plane.
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What is a hopeless romantic?
Me.
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Whats another Word for Naughty...?
*cracks a whip*
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Do you think American women, should be more docile?
Lenny Kravitz does.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Z_fsdWYXMA
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I'm 63 and she's 18, she says she loves me. Will this work?
Let me put it to you this way, if you had had a kid when you were her age, he'd be 45 by now.
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Do you ever dream of having a maid?
Only sexually.
EDIT: Make that paid sexually. ;)
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When, do you think, would be the worst time to die?
5 minutes after being told that you have a year left to live.
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Who will have cyber-sex with me?
No thanks, I have better things to do then cyber with an "23 year old girl" named Phil.
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What kind of snake was known as "Two Step Charlie" in Viet Nam?
Vietnamese circus act?
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Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
I'm thinking so. :)
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What's a good name for my Silkworm? I found it in my neighbor's garden yesterday.
Kimono.
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What are five things that you should never say to a Hells Angel?
Harley Davidson sucks like a girl with braces.
Same line as before but the girl is replace by yo momma.
Know where I can bum a fag 'round here? (British for borrow a cigarette)
I'm from Jackass and I wanna set your bike on fire.
Have you heard the word, sinners?
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Where will you be tomorrow?
With someone who loves my company. :)
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What is the name of the last person you went to lunch with?
Krys.
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What would be a really inappropriate gift for your mother-in-law?
Something actually good.
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How to keep yourself happy?
I'm a realist and as such, I see things without optimistic or pessimistic bias. Baring this in mind, things have been pretty good as of late for me, and as such I really have few reasons to not be happy and a few more reasons to be happy, therefore I'm happy.
Savy? lol.
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Would you object if your house / apartment block is seen on 'google street view'?
Depends as to whether or not I was dressed as the time.
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Is good kissing an essential part of good sex?
Good, nah. Great, yes.
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Just who do you think you are?
I'm Mr Big Stuff.
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Fill this question with random answers! The most random thing you can think of?
Because the jellyfish will it so.
*runs off naked into a forest*
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How can i get someones attention?
Well, according to Kevin Spacey in the film "Seven", the only way is to hit someone on the shoulder with a sledge hammer. The only trouble is, once you do have their undivided attention, you'll have forgotten what it is that you wanted to say. lol.
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What's the best color for underware
Silver or black.
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Can I play with your __________?
dingaling
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Which group are you in? (see link)
I'm a Goth, I guess.
Meh, not so bad.
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Why does God create people he knows are not going to be Christian to send them to hell? eg.(God creates George whom God knows is going to be a non christian. When George dies God sends him to hell).
I think that this is where free will comes into play.
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Most men dislike................?
Being lit on fire... or such is my experience anyway.
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Do you have a new boy or girl friend?
Yeah, first one that I've ever really connected with.
She's awesome. :D
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What jobs that women normally do would men be better at?
Be whinny when sick.
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What are a couple of signs that means that they're not into you?
Answering everything with one word answers.
Of course, this only means that something is on their mind. It might not be that they're not into you at all, but it can.
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Use the death clock, when will you die?
Sunday, March 28, 2083.
I'll be 97, woot!
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"Well that is the longest one I could find" is the answer, What is the question?
Why didn't you get a bigger boat?
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Why is honey sold in plastic bears and not plastic bees?
Because then Pooh wouldn't know that it was for him, of course.
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What would you think if the level you are on now was your age?
AAHHHHHHHHH!
Man, life is short... I just lost more than half of mine.
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My uncle recently passed away, and i inherited a his freezer....what can i do with 75 lbs of camel meat?
Boil it?
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What comes to mind when I say "guzzle"?
7-11 or the quickie mart.
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Anyone know a good joke?
Yeah but this is a G-Rated site. ;)
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I have two female rabbits, or so we were told, today my brown one is trying to hump the black and white one and when I tried to seperate them, the brown one tried to attack my hand, whats going on?
Either one is male or they're lezbos.
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Tell me 5 possible ways the earth would end..
There will be only one.
Me.
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How to say "i love you" to your girlfriend, so she wont laugh at you?
..you're gonna have to take off that hat.
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Name A Medieval Form of Punishment...?
Spankery.
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What is the first thing that comes to mind when I say "wiggle"?
Well, thanks to Little Miss Dangerous Not short-Fun Size's avatar, wiggle that but!
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How to prevent pregnancy with out using pills?
When in doubt, don't put out.
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Dudes, do you think a "Babes of Answerbag" bikini calender would be a good idea? Would you buy one?
I would pirate one, yes. :)
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Do you prefer, Sweet tea, Unsweet Tea, Hot tea, Iced Tea, No Tea?
Iced Tea.
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Do you like japan
I do.
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Golden Girls - best sitcom ever?
Nah, that was Roseanne.
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What would cause a person to "cry tears of joy"?
Hearing their s/o's voice (whom they had been told had died in a plane crash) tell them that they're ok, and coming home.
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Do you have wondering eyes?
Yes, I'm always seeking to learn.
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What are your thoughts of a 30-something, married woman, who is planning a large gathering of women to celebrate a wedding of herself to herself?
She's already married and she trying to marry herself? Isn't that polygamy? As you have more than one spouse? :-)
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What is your favorite color? Not green or blue but the discription like daisys or sunset!
A deep Celtic emerald.
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'On the Waterfront' won best film the year I was born. Do you know what film earned "best film oscar" the year you were born?
Platoon.
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Do you have a favorite Kenny Rogers song? Yes/No?
On a warm summer's evening, on a train bound for nowhere....
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If you suddenly started growing a third nipple what would you do?
Watch it grow.
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If you had to live on one Fruit for a month which would you choose?
Strawberries or watermelon.
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Will you state two truths and 1 lie about yourself? Don't say which is the truth and which is the lie and I will try and guess. :)
I am a big geek.
I have a girlfriend.
I have more than $50 in my bank account.
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What comes to mind when i say "dracula"?
Dead and loving it.
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Which was the Best - Brady Bunch or Bewitched...?
Ugh, neither.
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How bad it is to sleep alone?
Meh, it's ok.
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Did you marry the love of your life?
I've never married as of yet.
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Do you sleep naked in summer?
Only one way to find out. ;)
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Have you ever gotten a robo-call from a computer generated telemarketing voice? What's with that? Would you buy?
I have and no, I wouldn't.
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Does anyone else love Johnny Cash's remake of One and Hurt?
I think that this should answer your question: http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/69914
:-)
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What is the time where you live?
1:38 PM.
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MEN: Have you ever been abused by a woman?
Emotionally, yes. God, yes.
Physically? Well, there was this one girl in my high school who thought it funny to try and kick us boys in the boys.
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Tea and Toast or Cookies and Milk...?
Just wrap me in red and call me Santa! Milk and cookies plz!
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Whats the Last Thing you Switched On...?
My modem.
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If the American people could vote to make Marijuana legal or keep it illegal, What would your vote be?
Make it legal, but place warning labels on it showing it's side effects and what-not (just like everything else) and make sure that it gets taxed. Also, restrict it's sales to those who are 19 or older and enforce this strongly. Make driving under it's influence as big of a crime as alcohol, if not bigger.
Have no pot signs placed in restaurants and make it so that the only...
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What's your definition of porn? Nudity? Tasteful nudity? Art? What is it?
Porn is whatever causes the intended audience to want to masturbate and/or have sex.
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Do you personally find it rude for men to wear hats indoors? Why?
At a dinner, yes. Otherwise, no, it's not rude.
Why? Because it doesn't effect me in any way, shape or form, how can it be rude if it doesn't bother me? Unless I'm just being picky that is. ;)
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I dropped my wallet full of cash, you see me drop it do you give it back or keep it?
Yes, and then I make a joke about it.
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What is something you love hugging?
My GF... and my puppy.
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Is it ok for pregnant women to go bowling?
Yeah, as long as they don't overdo it, the exercise is good for them.
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Are diamonds really forever?
No, just really, really long lasting as when compared to other materials.
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Do all cats hate water?
No, the bigger cats seem to like it at times.
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Ok or okay?
ok, okay, okey-dokey. It's all good.
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Do you ever feel like you are just to nice, and people take you forgranted?
Yes, but I see into such things better now.
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Would you rather be severely ill or dead?
Ill.
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When you see the color red, what is the first symbol that comes to your mind?
Circle.
I blame Coka-cola.
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Should abortion be put to a stop? Do you believe its fair to the new life? And what if it was your life being aborted?
If it was my life being aborted, I wouldn't even understand it in order to say no and I would simply be dead.
And just to fire this right back at ya, do you think it's fair for a child to be raised in an environment that isn't ready for/doesn't want it?
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Why is the Nintendo Wii so popular?
Because it's fun and it looks that way.
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When a girl says i cant date you right now i am jest not ready what dose it really mean
That she's trying her best to let you down gently. Be happy that she did it this way, instead of going into a relationship that she has no interest in.
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I had a very .. complicated relationship with my ex neway long story short he doesnt want me back but wants me 2 stay ova with him and go and see him everyday and is all cuddly with me yet he is still going after other women what do i do?
Say no. He wants to have his cake and eat it too.
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If you were on your death bed, what would be the biggest concern when you know that you are going to pass away?
Is there truly life after death? Will I like it? Will I go somewhere good?
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Did you drink like you where Irish on St Patricks Day ? :)
Nope. :) I don't drink, don't like the taste.
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I am 17 and i have never had a girlfriend does that make me a loser?
I've known guys that had never even dated until they were in their mid 30s.
So I'd have to say, no.
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If a friend of yours is 15-20 minutes late to EVERYTHING, do you say something to them? Does it affect your opinion of your friend?
Buy them a watch that is 15 minutes fast.
Yeah.
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Is it okay to date your best friends ex-lover if they didn't have an actual relationship and it's been over for 3 years?
All's fair in love and war.
And it's been THREE years.
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Could you kill 1 to save 1,000?
As long as I don't know the 1, yes.
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What's the name of the last game you played?
Soul Caliber IV.
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Do you know anyone that doesn't have a cell phone?
Myself.
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Are you a creative person?
I would say so, yes. Why?
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If you could save your enemy's life by killing your pet, would you do it?
No, why would I?
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What is the funniest misspelling you've ever seen?
A friend of mine was telling me where he worked for his shipping company. And after this he told me that he worked down by the cocks.
He had meant to say that he worked down by the docks, lol.
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Has God ever talked or revealed Himself to you
"revealed Himself to you"
I don't think that he's a flasher.
:)
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What is a good age to teach my daughter how to cut her own meat at dinnertime? she is 7 years old now, is this too young?
That sounds about right. 7 I mean. Maybe, maybe 8.
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Why are all the guys in prison gay?
You've been watching too much Oz.
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Is there a fith dimension could you explain
It's the one holding space (1st, 2ed and 3rd dimensions) and time (4th) together.
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I am 54 years old....are there women who'd have no hesitation kicking or kneeing me in the nuts?
Not if you pay them enough.
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Here we stand...
broken hearted. I came to....
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Can you say a complete sentence with out using the letter "E"?
Uh huh, can't you?
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How would science prove the existence of God?
Only if Christianity is correct and not another religion.
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What is the best thing for a headache?
To get one? Go to a rock concert and yell "You SUCK!" at the band.
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How many centimeters are in 921 millimeters
92.1
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Ever feel as if you're too mentally old / mature to date people younger than you / your own age?
Yes, heck my girlfriend is four years older than me.
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How many millimeters are in 50 centimeters
500.
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Has anyone ever called their new pet the same name as the one that died? Would this be OK?
Yeah, but I liked "Superman!"
EDIT: After re-reading this question I realized that I COMPLETELY misunderstood the question at hand.
My answer would therefore be no.
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Whats your favorite advertisement punchline?
Do you uh, "Yahoo?"
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Are you worse off now than you were this time last year?
Nope, twice as good as last year. :)
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Do you share your bed with someone?
My puppy.
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What is your favorite song by the Eagles?
Hotel California, by and far.
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What do men really want in bed?
Excedrin, the headache medicine. ;)
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What is your Leprechaun name? Mine is Tiny O'Shamrock?
http://www.blogthings.com/leprechaunnamegenerator/
Your Leprechaun Name Is: Tweedle McNugget.
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Finish this: you can't reason with a...
you can't reason with anyone who has already made up their mind.
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< I like this guy and he asked me out before but I said no and now I like him a lot more. What should I do???>
Ask HIM out. Tell him the truth, tell him that you see him in a different light now, and would like to take him up on his previous offer. :)
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Name Something you Jump on...?
A good thing.
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Would you marry you girlfriend/boyfriend?
...... maybe. ;)
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I just blew away that annoying Burger "KING", Should I go to jail or did I do the world a great service?
You go to jail, you go to jail and you die!
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Are you tryin to test my hood and get clapped?
Um.... word up?
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Do you find it funny when people ask you for points?
Only if they do it in a funny way...
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Do you like the month your birthday is in? (my son's is March and it is impossible to have an outside birthday)
Yeah, I like the rain so April is fine. :)
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"I dreamed that I was "Spring Cleaning" in my ___________?
car going 900 mph.
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What would I do without you?
Same thing we do every night Pinky... try to take over the world!
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What is heaven like?
It's nice, but very cloudy.
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Can You keep a secret for me?
Sure.
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Why do chunky girls wear tight clothes and/or let their bellies hang out? When did this become fashionable and, how do you feel about it?
I think that it's good for the economy.
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Smacking children- right or wrong?
Well, I'd guess its when your partner doesn't want to do it anymore.
EDIT: um, nvm.
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Do you think being heterosexual is something that is natural born,or is it a illness?
How could it be an illness?
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How old are you? How many cars have you owned in your life?
22 and not a single car.
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Do you let your age get the best of you?
Yes, at the old, old age of 22 it does tend to get the better of me.
:-)
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If insects were much larger, wouldn't they probably rule the planet?
No, they'd get crushed by the Earth's gravity every time that they would have to shed their exoskeleton.
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Have you ever raised chickens
Only with a fork. ;)
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Have you ever been to New York?
Yeah, I liked it.
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Has a song ever scared you?
The ending of Lecher Bitch.
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Whats one thing are you craving today?
Um, well, I'll give you a hint (as it would be crass to just come out and say it) it's not a food... but you can eat it.
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If i just came up to you and said HEY what would you say back
Uh, hey.
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Is there any logicical reson to believe the bible is true?
No, but that doesn't exclude that it is a lie. Nor does it therefore mean that there is no god(s).
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Help, my bf wears wind pants, the nylon pants kind everywhere. why? and what can i do?
Live with it, at least he's not cheating on you or treating you badly.
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My friend Blackberry made it to Maestro! Does anyone want to join me in congratulating him? Congratulations Blackberry! ☺
WOOT! Congrats man!
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Do you own a copy of the Urban Dictionary?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/
I want one, lol.
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How can I make a good salad?
Make it with chili.
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Her body sways as she _______. What word or words can you use to finish the statement?
swoons over her beloved. The night is quiet, the air still, the... oh yeah, the sentence is over, heh.
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Would you pay for Facebook?
No, I'd make a new website in the same vein of it called Bookface or Freebook or some such. And I'd bet that I wouldn't be the only one. Remember Napster? It went into a pay service and hundreds of clones popped up over night. Facebook would go the same way.
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I just have a feeling I forgot to do something today ... any ideas what?
You forgot your pants... again.
At least you remembered your underwear this time.
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Who is your favourite SpongeBobSqaurePants character?
Plankton or spongebob himself.
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Would you shake hands with President Barack Obama?
Among other parts. :)
lol, j/k. Yes, I would.
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Ok..so i have mulitiple personality disorder..and i was wondering, when you switch personalities, are you supposed to remember anything that the others did?
More often than not, no.
But this can be rectified with proper treatment. I don't want to offend you but, seek help for this, you won't regret it.
Also, if you want to comment on something that a person has said, hit the Add a Comment button right under their answer, or else they'll never know that you commented.
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Is anybody out there?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfaKWONFpfw
(sorry, embedding this video was disabled by the uploader on youtube)
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Has there ever been any self-hating children?
Right here.
For years I hated myself... and I didn't even see it.
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Today is my 21st birthday. What should I do to celebrate?
Go bowling!
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If love is life, then what is hate.
Irrelevant.
Hate is not the opposite of love, apathy is.
And according to some writers, apathy is death.
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Can you please give me the name of a song that was "popular" the year you were born? Video too if you can.
I think that I'm the youngest one in here, lol.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1986_in_music#Biggest_hit_singles
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Where is the worst place you could ever take a person on a first date?
No-tell Motel.
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Have you ever taken a real beating, if so when & was it your fault?
Yes... I hated grade school.
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How do you transport weed to a foreign country?
Sling shot.
Hey, you asked how I do it.
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Did you go to church as a child? Was worship inspiring?
Yeah I did. And... I don't remember.
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Everything is Fair in Love , War and "______________"?
video games.
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Informal survey: Do you or do you not believe in Jesus Christ? A simple yes or no will be adaquate.
I believe in the possibility.
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Personally, I see viewing porn (alone) as cheating. You're lusting after other men/women, and claiming that you're not actually with them seems like a poor justification. If you don't agree, will you please explain to me your point of view on this?
I disagree. How can you cheat on your s/o with someone that you've never met?
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Would you ever let anyone pee on your mouth for a billion dollars in return?
...are they clean? Like, disease-wise? And for how long/many times?
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I lost_________!!!! Can you please help me find it?
my virginity
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How do you stop yourself when youre on a Roll...?
I try not to ride the rolls, the bakers hate that.
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How do you kill the roots of a bush once you have dug it up
With fire.
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Do you prefer Russian or Puerto Rican women when it comes to their look?
Russia, home of TaTu.
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What was the first video game sequel?
Pong II: The Revenge.
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What does it mean if a wedding picture falls?
It means that someone, somewhere, will have to pick it up.
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I'd love to kiss you but.........What?
I'm sick and I might sneeze and cover you with my mucus, and that's not very romantic.
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Is it time for bed yet?
No, that was 47 min ago.
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Are you good at giving 'compliments'? Give me an example of one please.
Your eyes are like the sea in their beauty. Untamed, wild and free.
How's that?
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What are the odds of the winning numbers of a lottery game repeating itself in a subsequent drawing of the same lottery game?
Less than 0.
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Has anyone (like me) gone to a Kentucky Fried Chicken NOT to buy chicken, but to buy their cole slaw?
No, but I've gone there to order a taco.
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If you were given a free unlimited supply of anything, what would you like an unlimited supply of?
Power, and by that I mean electrical power.
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What type of pajamas(if anything) are you wearing to bed tonight?
Birthday suite with boxers.
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What are some characteristics that disturb you?
Murderous tendencies.
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Is Satan as powerful as God?
I'd guess no. If I were a god, I wouldn't create something more powerful than myself.
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What comes to mind when i say "pelvis"?
Elvis.
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When does it become "too much"?
When a problem arises.
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Will Quebec ever separate from Canada?
Only if a REALLY BIG earthquake hits.
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Do you own a Gas Mask?
No, I use Beano now.
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How's your ego today?
Needing some lovin... damn sinus cold.
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When you were a kid, did you play with Mr. Potato Head?
Yup, I did.
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Do you think (realistically) that someone would be discriminated against if they had an Atheist or secular bumpersticker or decal on their car?
As long as it wasn't mocking those who have a region, I doubt it.
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Are you as Good as they say you are...?
Yup, pretty much.
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Have you ever used the phrase, "Get a room", when seeing two people making out in public?
Yeah, and they did.
It shut me up, lol.
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Does anybody else have "spring fever" right now?
After winter horny-ness.
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What is the difference between electrics and electronics?
About 400 bucks.
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Do you think some men like dogs so much because there like a no ties attached baby?
Kinda. Same with cars.
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I have this neighbour&his little kidsalways throw stones at anyone passing(my dad too)around 4 nieghbours complained directly before&the kids have also smashed next doors window&nearly hit the little baby,thier father(wifebeater)doesnt listen.wht shud i d
Calle the cops the very next time it starts to happen and then do it every time it happens.
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Why can blacks have special groups and whites cant without being conciderd racist?
It's called the double standard. There's perks for both sides here.
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Which is worse? Lying or cursing?
&%^&*&^*^%(*&*(&*^(%$#$@!#^@$#%#$ing lying.
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What name wud u give, if you were to re-name India?
Slumdogland.
Love that movie, Slumdog millionaire.
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What are your views about Chris Crocker's obsession with Brittany Spears?
I think that it's good for the economy. :)
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Do you think the world is stupid to be putting billions of dollars every year toward space exploration when there are problems in the world (like poverty) that they should fix first, or do you think the space exploration will pay off? I'm pro exploration
It'll pay off. We need to start colonizing new planets.
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Which OS you would prefer to use? Windows Vista or Mac OS X 11 Leapord
I'd rather use XP. But if I had too, Vista.
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Are women attractive if they have small breasts?
Yes. Remember, it's not the size, it's the shape.
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What is the Strangest thing you have Ever done to your Hair...?
Ever seen "There's something about Mary"? Yeah, nothing like that.
I used to shave it all off.
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WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF CHRISTOPHER COLUMB HAD NOT DISCOVRED AMERICA
There'd be fewer casinos.
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What is normal childhood sexual curiosity?
That's a very good question, where do we draw the line?
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Do you think being drunk frees the inner you that is always there or changes it into someone else?
I think that it taps into my inner lunch... if you know what I mean. :)
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You spot a beautiful woman in a restraunt and walk up to her,what is the first thing you say?
I say, "Hey honey."
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Where is your tattoo?
What makes you think that I have one?
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Which is the better rifle.....an ak-47 or a M-4?
AK-47. millions of extremists can't be wrong.
Ok, maybe they can, but not with their weaponry.
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Shouldn't a good woman know how to treat her man?
First off, we need to define what a "good woman" is.
Please give me your definition.
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Do you lie to make other people feel better?
No, I just make the truth sound better.
Some call it spin-doctoring.
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There was a clear and cohesive message from the International Conference on Climate Change recently. The whole Global Warming thing was all false, based on bad science. Isn't that a relief?
Can I see said bad science? All I see is an article.
I'd like to make my own judgments.
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Name 1 thing that has a circuit board
Damn near everything.
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What have you learned from a cartoon character?
That umbrellas will protect you from anything.
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Just as _____ as me. What comes to mind?
dead
I've been listening to "Theory of a dead man" lately.
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Do you have vegetables every day with your dinner?
I try to.
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How did you first learn about Answerbag?
Pure luck while surfing the web.
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Why can light travel through space, but sound can't?
Sound can (and always does) travel trough space. It simply requires something to be in that space.
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Why is it every cool girl you find attractive or begin to like has a boyfriend or husband?
Law of averages.
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Whom do you think deserves the title ' Sir '?
Anyone who goes to a hotel.
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What does your underwear say right now?
I've asked it, and it's impressed.
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What are your thoughts on Ouija boards?
I think they're good for the economy.
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Is it illegal to film your mum getting shagged by a male dog and putting it online to make some money? But actually enjoy watching the video at the samer time?
It should be.
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If you have fallen in love with someone, what is your next step?
It doesn't matter what my next step is, you're the one in love.
Congrats. :)
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Are you a Pitcher OR A Catcher?
Pitcher.
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What is the most important thing to you in a relationship?
Trust, which therefore begets honesty.
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Don't stop _______________.
till Simon says.
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What price would you have paid for a ticket to see Michael Jackson Live at the o2 Arena?
20-30 bucks.
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What are some fun games to play in the shower?
Follow the yellow brick road? :)
Sorry, bad joke.
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Does attractive mean you like someone?
No, I think that lots of girls are attractive, but that is different from appealing.
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I am pushing 43 what age are you pushing? (your next age)
23... god I'm old.
(just kidding)
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Does a nice butt play a part in your idea of beauty or attraction to a man or woman?
Well, it doesn't hurt. :)
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Is society becoming too politically correct?
Yes we are.
Farknugget buckfutter.
See? If you're offended by that, you've proved my point.
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I understand people have the freedom of speech, but who is fed up with anti-american hippies that choose to protest everything America does but in the end they still choose to live in the great USA?
I'm not, to be honest.
I like hippies.
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Have you ever been suspicious of a fast food employee's intentions?
Only when I hear them having a 'good time' in the back.
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What happened to your Innocence...?
I don't remember ever having it. :(
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Honest and innocent question: If a good, hard working job was offered to a homeless person, would they seriously take it?
Yeah, if they could.
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What is your definition of Mass Media
One or multiple forms of media meant to be seen en'mass.
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Cotton is now a SAGE!!! Lets give him a PaRtY & say CoNgRaTuLaTiOnS!!!
Big Grats!
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Help. bf and I have physical fights. We end up wrestling on the floor. He has spat in my face, we call each other names. My wrists usually hurt for days after, from when he pins me dwn. We hve scratched each other but he never hits. i love hm. normal?
Hmmm, only if it leads to sex, believe it or not.
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What would be the most practical thing to give a homeless person?
Probably a home and a job.
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How to stop being aroused by s/o before or after marriage
Good god, why would you want to not be?
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Why did Picard start wearing his uniform with the coat unzipped in the last few season of TNG?
It makes him seem more captain-y, like an old painting of a captain from the 1800's.
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Has anyone been in this situation before? you have a best friend of the opposite sex. you end up sleeping with them, and it's amazing, and you are both truly in love with each other.but, they are married, and you are also friends with the spouse.
No, that's never happened to me.
I'm sorry that it did to you, that's quite a pickle.
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Does anyone remember the doodlemaster?
No, was he a wanker, or an artist?
... or both? lol.
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If you died in 30 minutes, would you be happy with your life/legacy?
No, I wasn't finished with it yet.... where's my frickin' sharks with the frickin' lasers on their heads?
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When arranging a date, would you meet inside the place you are going or outside somewhere?
Either/or.
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Are women liars? And if so, why are they that way to a man that is being honest to them?
Ok, technically yes, but so are men.
The average person lies in a normal conversation, even.
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Is using the internet making people think less, as everyone tends to google everything?
No, quite the opposite. It's just that we need to change how it is that we think and define what makes a person smart. The reason for this is that we have always relied upon the idea of having to learn everything that we ever wanted to know from school or from the people within speaking range. Now, however, we can simply search for the answer to damn near everything, and as such knowledge...
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Are you smart? (it is your opinion)
Lets just say that I understand how 42 can be the answer, and leave it at that. :)
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A man turned 18 years old nov. 25 2008 but he was born in 1978 how is this possible?
He was drunk and forgot how old he was at the bar.
EDIT: or maybe he is having his mid-life crisis early.
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What are your Thoughts on this: A women i know ( 32 ) was in a relationship with a boy (16). She just had his baby!
What in the hell would they have in common?
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What is another name for "husband" OR "wife"?
Better half.
Old man/woman.
Hubby/wifey.
Partner.
Whatever their name actually is... etc.
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Simple, name of thing that is shiny.
The show Firefly. ;)
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What is the root cause of homophobia?
A scary gay guy.
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Do you think those couples that look very much alike are wierd? (like other people think they are brother & sister?)
Well, only if they ARE Brother and Sister.
Ewww.
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How old is carrot top?
44.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carrot_Top
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Why do so many people in the USA celebrate Saint Patrick's Day?
Same reason why the Irish mafia comes from America.
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How can you tell if you're an alcoholic?
Try to go 3 weeks without a drop of the stuff, if you can't, you are an alcoholic.
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Would you want to be a Millionaire...?
Yeah, very much so. And I wouldn't let the cash corrupt me.
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Sex is banned ! What are you going to do now?
*sigh* same as always... lately.
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When your heart beat very very fast?
When she walks in the room. :)
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What can I do to brighten your day up for you?
A couple million $ would be grand.
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What would be the worst thing to find in your food?
A dead guy.
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Do you like to eat raw bacon?
Oh god no.
Ewww.
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What food would you find in an unhappy meal?
A toy named sad Sarah.
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Superman or Batman?
Batman.
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Is there one person who can make you smile right now?
Yeah, she does all the time. :)
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I sometimes feel like _______!
something to eat.
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Are you ready to apologize yet?
In one week.
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What color are your shoe laces?
Black-ish gray. They're uh, dirty.
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Do you think Beethoven knew that centuries later people would still be listening to and loving his music?
Only if his ego was as big as captain Kirk's.
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What are you made of? i.e. sugar and spice....
Carbon.
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How much weight do you have to lose/gain to reach your "hot" size? And what is your age? I am 40.
Given the attention that I get from the opposite sex, none.
BTW, I'm 22.
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Who is Tobi Really? I mean I heard he was the first uchiha and i've heard hes obito
Its the flaven of the ribo.
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Win by cheating or loose with honour?
Honorably cheat.
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Whats the worst way can somebody get rejected from a marriage proposal?
From her new BF.
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How often do you go through sunglasses
Not too often... it kinda hurts.
What with the glass and all. ;)
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Is this an instant classic for politics the reset button Hillary used with Russia had the word overcharge on it?
Yes, a thousand times yes.
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How would you describe yourself to someone you've never met?
If I've never met them, then I couldn't, could I? I can't even talk to them then...
But I guess that I would say that I'm smart, nice and that I try to be funny... also that I'm a geek.
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How could you mess with someone else self-esteem if its their "SELF-esteem"?
You simply make them reassess what their sense of self is. The less that they think of themselves, the less there is to help them push forward, as it were.
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Who 'makes' the best bottled water?
Genies.
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What's more important than answerbag?
Um... I'll get back to ya. ;)
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What do you think the silliest fear is?
Anablephobia - The fear of looking up.
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Have you ever given unconditional love to someone?
Yeah, I have.
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What is the highist number of pet you've had at once?
4. 2 cats, a big dog and a turtle.
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What do you think Rodin's "The Thinker" is thinking about?
Man, that nurse said that the doctor would see me soon... what's taking him so long?
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What's a fear that everyone probably has?
Fear of the unknown.
It is what all fear stems from.
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What is your favourite Karaoke song to sing?
"Louie Louie" as no one really knows the words..... not even the guys who sing it! lol. :)
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You've been granted the gift to bring only one person back to life, who is it going to be and why?
John Candy. He was truly a great actor and a very funny comedian. I miss seeing him in films.
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Does anyone else have an irrational fear of pool drains?
I did for a while after seeing that rescue 911 episode.
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What are the titles of famous movies that you have never watched?
The Watchmen.
What? It's not out yet.
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How can I slow down my aging?
Well, this one guy from Nigeria (of whom is a princesses) sent me an email detailing the ingredients to an anti-aging powder, want it?
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Who's on top?
Canada.
We're bigger, and we're on top. ;p
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Name one thing you cant' resist?
Temptation.
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As an adult, which children's tv show would you watch if no one was looking (and their were no children around)?
Well, he lives in a pineapple under the sea...
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Why does this guy think I don't have a sense of humour just because I don't really laugh at his jokes? Is it my fault his jokes really aren't as funny as he thinks they are?
Yes, yes it is.
See, if that didn't make you chuckle, he's right. :)
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What was the craziest dream you've ever had?
...lets just say that I never looked at wallabies the same again.
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Lots of Americans would like to slap the French upside the head, and a lot of Europeans would like to slap the US upside the head, but is there ANYONE who'd want to slap the UK, Canada, or Australia upside the head?
I would, but then I AM CANADIAN.... and I don't like our PM.
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My urine doesn't come out in a stream anymore, its more of a spray or sometimes a fine mist. Urethra has been getting smaller now its so narrow I can barely fit a sewing needle inside. What is wrong with me?
Well, for starters, you're having a problem with your wigwam so you try and stick a needle up it.
I mean damn...
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Men: What is it that females do the most that get on your last nerves?
Socially stab at one another and try to steal each other's BFs.
I'm not saying that that is common, I just hate it when it does happen.
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Can you count on one hand how many boyfriends or girlfriends that you have had since giving up your virginity?
Yes, absolutely.
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What is the strangest odor that you like but should not?
Rich cigar smoke.
I don't even smoke, it just reminds me of a part of my childhood that I cannot remember.
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Guys: what is the best part of a woman's body?
Well, sexually speaking I like breasts and butts, but otherwise I tend to like women who are.... well, like me I guess. Intelligence is always great.
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War _____. What goes in the blank?
Warthog jeep bomb sessions.
Woot!
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What would you say/do if I was pregnant, and it's your's!?
Bulls***.
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Can you fight the ghosts that haunt you?
Yeah, in fact... bustin' makes me feel gooood.
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Obama Drinks Beer During NBA Game: Is it okay for President Obama to Drink Beer in Public?
As long as he doesn't get himself drunk, why not?
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A lot of people call me _______?(fill in the blank )
Nick Nailer, because I can argue that anything is right or wrong.
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Using only text symbols, can you tell me how your felling today? ...I am ;)!
(:-D)
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Why is it that white women often seem to prefer black men, while black women often seem to prefer white men?
Because this is what the people believe:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis_size#Race_and_penis_size
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What's your favorite Mel Brooks role/character?
Yogurt.
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What is the first thing you think of when I say "drunk"?
Drunk off your ass.
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Name something People make into a Ball...?
A classy dance party.
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With the Wii game system being so interactive, does that open the doors to virtual porn?
That door is already open.
I'd post something on that subject, but this is a G-rated site.
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Hi i got my tragus pireced at a mall and they did it with the gun, i just want to know if thats not a good thing?
As long as they didn't use a hollow-point bullet, I don't see why not. :)
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Does isolation lead to depression, or is it depression that leads to isolation?
Yes.
Both can be true.
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Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?
Because if they didn't, it'd look weird on a poster.
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I have a rumble in my belly. Is it love or could I be pregnant?
If you're pregnant, I'm Jodie Foster.
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Which member of your Family is tallest?
Me.
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Would you like to ride in high speed chase in a police car?
Yeah, Die Hard 4 style.
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Name Something you do at the same time Every Day...?
Sleep.
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Where in China is the Great Wall located?
In the central, northern area.
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Have you ever been scared of eating seafood because the food looks alive?
Yeah, squid tentacles moving and clinging on to my plate wasn't exactly what I would call appetizing. Tasted ok though.
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How many of you guys use the term 'weak' meaning funny? Or do just beach kids use that?
Weak, as I understand it, means that it sucked or tried to hard to be funny.
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What goes with yellow pumps (shoes)?
A cold turkey sandwich.
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Name A Famous Composer...?
Danny Elfman.
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Name something a Man with a Wig should never do........?
Lathe.
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Would guys still take Viagra if the pill was pink?
Yeah.
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What is the difference between Immanuel Kant, Rene Descartes and John Locke
One was prussian, one was french and one was english.
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Who would win, Jar-Jar Binks or Glen Quagmire?
Neither. They'd just hump.
Would Glen be able to tell that Jar-Jar is male? Who knows...
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Who is better-Best friend or Lover?
But what if they're the same?
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Old people are they wise?
Maybe, hopefully.
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Why are numbers .... numbers?
Because the Arabic method of counting works better than the greek/roman method of letter placement.
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What part of the human anatomy is a primary cause for snoring?
The lungs.
What? When you snore, you breathe.
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Do you think that all the money in the world should be divided evenly among the people? Or should it unjustly stay the way it is?
Money was created to not be fair, why should that be changed?
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When was the last time you went to bed happy?
Last night.
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Whom would you NOT want to be on an airliner with you?
Richard Simmons. According to Jay Leno when he sat beside him on a plane, he wouldn't let Jay eat a sundae because it was too fattening.
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What should you never say on a crowded airplane?
Where are all of these snakes coming from?
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Is there a way to send a letter in an envelope to a person or company without leaving any fingerprints?You know, so the letter can't be traced back to from where you sent it from?
Yeah, but I'm not saying that over the internet.
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Name something you get in a jar.
A door.
It's very easy to get it ajar. ;P
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What is your interpitation of hell?
Nothing.
Really think about what I said there, I'm not being atheistic in my answer.
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People say a person can be too predictable, but can a person be too spontaneous?
Oh god yes.
I know a few people like that.
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Why let beef roast sit
Because it's tired.
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How important do you think it is to have confidence in life?
Well, it has improved mine dramatically.
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On average how much walking do you do in a week?
Somewhere between not enough and too much.
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What do you think of pyromaniacs? Can they be rehabilitated?
Sure, just put em in Antarctica. Fire would be useful there.
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What was the first alcoholic beverage you ever got drunk from?
A few fruit coolers that were left in the fridge.... heh, I never did that again. :)
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Which 80'S pop group took it's name from the method of movement to music developed by Emile Jaques Dalcroze?
Eurythmics, but they spelt it wrong.
It SHOULD be spelt Eurhythmics.
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Why do guys like cheerleaders?
'cause 2, 4, 6, 8, they help us mastur.....
Nope, not gonna finish that sentence. :)
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Who was the only man to be a Major League baseball manager, a college football head coach, and a NFL head coach?
Chuck Norris.
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Fill in the blank.. "When you have love in your sight's, watch____, _____ ____"
When you have love in your sight's, watch her shows, even if it's not of your likes.
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What color shoes should I wear with a dark green skirt and salmon colored shirt?
Brown.
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What is an occupation where people have big egos?
Porn.
The ultimate in phallus symbology.
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What do you call a collector of beer cans?
Phil.
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What time are you going to bed tonight?
About half an hour before I go to sleep.
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What might you see in a rap music video?
Bad music.
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Complete this sentence: Life is like _______.
an elevator. It has its ups and downs.
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Prove that your god exist!!!!! With logic and not quoting some relgious book written be men who didn't treat women with respects (and still don't) who make up silly stories about ghost and heaven and hell. And the threaten you wil an imaginary "Hell"
Give me one reason to even bother to waste my time explaining something to you when you've already made up your mind on the subject.
It'd be like going back to 1403 and trying to explain that the world is round and is one of many... planets that is.
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Did you ever have "the talk" with your parents about the birds and bees or did you just find out?
Sort of, yeah.
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Have you ever rode a camel across the Sahara Desert?
No, but I've been in the desert on a horse with no name.
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Name something you can buy in a tin.
I don't know, I've never bought anything in a tin before... what kind of a store is that?
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What was your favorite old sci-fi TV show, The Twilight Zone or The Outer Limits?
The Outer Limits. I didn't see the Twilight Zone until years later.
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Does anyone else think Immortal Technique is the illest rapper ever?
Nah. After all, what about 2-pac? He's so ill, he's dead.
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How do I know that Jesus and God are real?
We'll all find out eventually, won't we?
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Can you define " trust"?
A lack of a need to question one's motives.
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What would you do if you woke up, looked in the mirror and you were a different race?
:D
I would say "Sweet! So there ARE aliens!"
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I'm thinking about reinventing myself, who should I become?
James Bond.
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Name Something carried by a Handle...?
A Handle? Is that a job now?
lol, j/k.
Laundry basket.
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What smells fishy but isn't a fish?
A twist in the plot of a murder mystery.
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Being you honest with yourself - what is your worst quality?
...do I have to pick only one?
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What's one type of meat or animal you will never ever eat again?
Human, the other white meat.
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Is fingernail art something you find attractive on a woman?
No, do you think a bunch of frat boys are gonna go get drunk and make cat-calls based around a nail?
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What is Obama's best quality?
He's not Bush.
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What is always the answer and never a question, and the answer is yes?
You just told us that "yes" is always the answer, ergo it's "yes".
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What is Kenny Dalglish best known for?
Who?
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Do men like natural beauty or a girl who needs to put a face on to be good looking?
Honestly? Most guys I know could go either way.
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Is it OK to pick my teeth with a rusty nail if I have nothing else I can use?
No dude, not cool.
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When is your birthday ( just month )
April.
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Whats in your refrigerator right now?
1% Milk, large eggs, extra cold.
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What comes to your mind when I say Cincinnati?
WKRP in Cincinnati's theme song.
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Can you name something you would find in a park?
Yogi bear.
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Are video games a waste of time?
Only if the games suck. Otherwise it's an ideal waste of time. Much like TV or anything with the word 'board' in its title.
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Has eny one seen the lord of the rings?
Has anyone Not seen it?
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RedSox or Whitesox?
Neither, I ware Blacksox.
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Any girl looking to share apartment with a guy.
Yeah, but the guy will differ from girl to girl.
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My friend is gay. should i tell his parents?
Only if he asked you to.
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What is Ireland known for?
Green, Bono, whiskey.
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What is the best way to get revenge on someone anonymously?
The greatest revenge is living well.
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How can I make my bleached blonde hair lighter?
Fill it with helium.
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Is it acceptable for a woman kick a man in the groin for getting aroused?
No, why would it be?
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Can i get pregnant if i gave my boyfriend a hand job and then he came but i had my pants on,but we cleaned it up and then i touched the towl that he cleaned it up with, and later when i washed it right after i went to the bathroom.
Only if seamen touched and/or entered your vagina.
Or if you have a vagoo in your hand, lol.
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Would you believe me if I say; "I only tell lies on Wednesday"?
Tomorrow I might.
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Can you describe teen spirit in one word?
No, but it smells like Nirvana.