Answerbag: Halskiisaklink's answers

Answer to What are the causes of night sweats in men?

Sat, 26 Feb 2011 06:43:30 -0800

What are the causes of night sweats in men?

Hardcore masturbation.

Answer to Should I become a Raver?? If so, why?

Sat, 26 Feb 2011 06:36:13 -0800

Should I become a Raver?? If so, why?

No, they listen to repetitive music and take awfully artificial drugs. You should instead start listening to reggae music and dub. Start with some of Bob Marley & the Wailers's earlier albums, before they sold out and produced pop songs that make hipsters feel good, then move on to Augustus...

Answer to Do you love the way I lie?

Thu, 24 Feb 2011 09:37:06 -0800

Do you love the way I lie?

No, I love the way you stand.

Answer to What does a high school diploma represent?

Thu, 24 Feb 2011 08:57:57 -0800

What does a high school diploma represent?

A mastering of the ability to go to school.

Answer to im tired but i dont want to sleep and i dont like coffee or energy drinks so what can i do to wake my self up?

Thu, 24 Feb 2011 08:56:49 -0800

im tired but i dont want to sleep and i dont like coffee or energy drinks so what can i do to wake my self up?

V8 juice has a very powerful laxative effect, and no-one wants to fall asleep on the toilet.

Answer to Who else likes seeing a girl wearing a sweatshirt or hoodie tied around there waist?

Thu, 24 Feb 2011 08:55:53 -0800

Who else likes seeing a girl wearing a sweatshirt or hoodie tied around there waist?

Energetic pedophiles.

Answer to So,what's new with you?

Thu, 24 Feb 2011 08:55:28 -0800

So,what's new with you?

Getting naked at the bank.

Answer to Who do you think is the hottest actress?

Thu, 24 Feb 2011 08:54:27 -0800

Who do you think is the hottest actress?

Richard Simmons.

Answer to In your opinion, what is the basic requirement to be a successful politician?

Thu, 24 Feb 2011 08:53:40 -0800

In your opinion, what is the basic requirement to be a successful politician?

The desire to make money more ethically than possible in the private sector, too often coupled with a persuasion towards ultimate corruption.

Answer to I have this weird urge to choke, stab, or shoot the person sitting next to me what should i do?

Thu, 24 Feb 2011 08:51:10 -0800

I have this weird urge to choke, stab, or shoot the person sitting next to me what should i do?

Ask someone on the internet for advice.

Answer to are there any teenage girls that like wearing school uniforms an do u have to wear them fron the time you get up till you go to bed

Wed, 06 Oct 2010 05:46:49 -0700

are there any teenage girls that like wearing school uniforms an do u have to wear them fron the time you get up till you go to bed

I'm a dude, but all Australian students (mostly) have to wear school uniforms. My mum never made me wear it all day, though, that's just weird.

Answer to how has the consumer changed in the last 50 years? how have you changed your habits of spending?

Wed, 06 Oct 2010 05:45:31 -0700

how has the consumer changed in the last 50 years? how have you changed your habits of spending?

Advertising has become more manipulative, more invasive and more ideologically powerful, it creates identities for consumers and so people spend more and save less than they used to.

Answer to Who wrote that one song that goes like "No, no, no, no, don't let me down"?

Wed, 06 Oct 2010 05:43:46 -0700

Who wrote that one song that goes like "No, no, no, no, don't let me down"?

Every pop band ever.

Answer to What does it take to earn your respect?

Wed, 06 Oct 2010 05:41:38 -0700

What does it take to earn your respect?

Superimposed testicles and a Welshman.

Answer to Who is most likely to eat fast food?

Wed, 06 Oct 2010 05:40:34 -0700

Who is most likely to eat fast food?

The Americans and the obese. It's a national sport.

Answer to Is it your civic duty to vote every time there is an election of some sort, and does it matter whether you do or do not?

Wed, 06 Oct 2010 05:39:36 -0700

Is it your civic duty to vote every time there is an election of some sort, and does it matter whether you do or do not?

It is, I get fined if I don't. Australia's cool like that.

Answer to When you say 'pajamas' do you pronounce it as "pa-JAM-uhs" or "pa-JOM-uhs"?

Sat, 15 May 2010 00:17:19 -0700

When you say 'pajamas' do you pronounce it as "pa-JAM-uhs" or "pa-JOM-uhs"?

There's an R in there somewhere.

Answer to Why did you come to my _____________?

Sat, 15 May 2010 00:16:25 -0700

Why did you come to my _____________?

Cheese.

Answer to If you had two people george w bush and the devil. both were drowning who would you save?

Tue, 06 Apr 2010 04:54:40 -0700

If you had two people george w bush and the devil. both were drowning who would you save?

This is a ridiculous question (assuming he exists, if the devil died, where would he go? To hell?), but still, GWB I guess, although I'd squeeze as much reward money out of him as possible.

Answer to Who is the greatest scientific mind, the earth has every seen?

Tue, 06 Apr 2010 04:51:40 -0700

Who is the greatest scientific mind, the earth has every seen?

You'll find quite a few candidates here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_people_who_have_been_called_%22polymaths%22 I'd vote for Avicenna, personally.

Answer to Why do we have so many questions??

Wed, 31 Mar 2010 07:24:38 -0700

Why do we have so many questions??

Because everybody's secretly disinterested.

Answer to In the last decade, has Al Sharpton furthered anti-black racism or helped to heal anti-black racism?

Tue, 30 Mar 2010 19:06:44 -0700

In the last decade, has Al Sharpton furthered anti-black racism or helped to heal anti-black racism?

Is this poll seriously trying to say that blacks could be responsible for racism? Really?

Answer to Why can't I pull the trigger when it's pointed at my head?

Tue, 30 Mar 2010 05:21:21 -0700

Why can't I pull the trigger when it's pointed at my head?

Because your testicles are in immense pain.

Answer to Triple C's are pills that current teenagers use to get high. Have you ever tried them and if not, would you?

Sun, 14 Mar 2010 21:26:28 -0700

Triple C's are pills that current teenagers use to get high. Have you ever tried them and if not, would you?

No, I haven't and I wouldn't, from what I've read they screw with your heart. And I imagine it makes most adults high, as well as teenagers.

Answer to Do you think it\'s ok to cheat a large corporation? (ex: shoplifting, not giving back the wrong change)

Sun, 14 Mar 2010 21:21:01 -0700

Do you think it\'s ok to cheat a large corporation? (ex: shoplifting, not giving back the wrong change)

Yes, but not in the senses you described. Just like choosing not a by a product for yourself won't have the least effect on the company which produces it, stealing something from the store will only affect the employees of the store (and the manager if it's a franchise like IGA - which isn't as...

Answer to What is your favorite Beatles song and/or album?

Sun, 14 Mar 2010 21:16:40 -0700

What is your favorite Beatles song and/or album?

At the moment I'm quite fond of Happiness is a Warm Gun, and the White Album in general (although Paul McCartney's contributions (aside from Helter Skelter) weren't all that).

Answer to MTV, VH1, or neither?

Sun, 14 Mar 2010 21:15:18 -0700

MTV, VH1, or neither?

Neither. Although MTV has produced some good shows - Jackass was fun, and Daria arguably did what the Simpsons set out to achieve, only much better.

Answer to Are women supposed to shave their arms?

Sun, 14 Mar 2010 21:13:15 -0700

Are women supposed to shave their arms?

Maybe according to some people, but they're probably idiots. Being forced by convention to shave your legs is one thing, having to regularly shave your arms is just ridiculous. For the record, I'm a hairily-armed twenty year-old dude and if I don't have to shave mine you don't have to shave yours.

Answer to Can video games cause aggressive behavior?

Sun, 14 Mar 2010 21:02:17 -0700

Can video games cause aggressive behavior?

I don't know if they cause it, but they can encourage it. Counterstrike and Halo 2 have brought out the inner douche of many a teenage boy.

Answer to Who's idea was it to spend most of your life doing something you hate for not that much money?

Sun, 14 Mar 2010 21:01:05 -0700

Who's idea was it to spend most of your life doing something you hate for not that much money?

I imagine Milton Friedman had a say in it.

Answer to What color should I paint my room. Read description for more info. Thanks. :)

Sun, 14 Mar 2010 21:00:01 -0700

What color should I paint my room. Read description for more info. Thanks. :)

A white would offset it nicely.

Answer to What has the greatest day of your life been so far? (description)

Sun, 14 Mar 2010 20:58:42 -0700

What has the greatest day of your life been so far? (description)

It involved beer and pastries, I shan't say any more.

Answer to Do you think that shirts with inappropriate messages should be banned from public places?

Sun, 14 Mar 2010 20:58:08 -0700

Do you think that shirts with inappropriate messages should be banned from public places?

No, I don't think any article of clothing should be 'banned'.

Answer to have you ever been alone in the house , and heard a fart ?

Sun, 14 Mar 2010 20:57:27 -0700

have you ever been alone in the house , and heard a fart ?

Yes. I blame poor urban planning.

Answer to Does rap music contribute to violent crime?

Wed, 24 Feb 2010 22:44:07 -0800

Does rap music contribute to violent crime?

No, inner-city poverty, poor urban planning and a society that glorifies the rich and blames the ethnic poor for their own disenfranchisement does though.

Answer to I need to know that you wont try and stop me if I were to assassinate Katy Perry and that other loser singing with her.

Wed, 17 Feb 2010 21:39:42 -0800

I need to know that you wont try and stop me if I were to assassinate Katy Perry and that other loser singing with her.

Hell, I'll lend you a shotgun.

Answer to I'm looking for games with romantic story lines. I play all kinds of genres & have most gaming systems in my household.

Wed, 03 Feb 2010 23:58:31 -0800

I'm looking for games with romantic story lines. I play all kinds of genres & have most gaming systems in my household.

Final Fantasy VIII gets pretty romantic.

Answer to I'm looking for games with romantic story lines. I play all kinds of genres & have most gaming systems in my household.

Wed, 03 Feb 2010 23:58:17 -0800

I'm looking for games with romantic story lines. I play all kinds of genres & have most gaming systems in my household.

...

Answer to How many films or TV shows can you name that pass the Bechdel Test?

Thu, 21 Jan 2010 05:01:48 -0800

How many films or TV shows can you name that pass the Bechdel Test?

Frasier? I don't think so.

Answer to Why do I find most British humor to be far funnier than American humor? I've never even been to Europe.

Sun, 17 Jan 2010 08:12:35 -0800

Why do I find most British humor to be far funnier than American humor? I've never even been to Europe.

Because American networks have a nasty habit of treating their audiences like idiots, and by doing that Americans are forced to accept their roles as idiots in order to find entertainment in television, which makes them good fodder for advertisers. In Britain, the BBC is the main network and,...

Answer to Does being a lesbian make one less of a bein'?

Sun, 10 Jan 2010 04:46:52 -0800

Does being a lesbian make one less of a bein'?

No, it makes you a woman who likes a bit of snatch.

Answer to what is your favourite girl's name? mine is Maria...

Mon, 04 Jan 2010 09:45:40 -0800

what is your favourite girl's name? mine is Maria...

That's a little too biblical for me. I prefer Steve.

Answer to Would you eat bacon flavoured popcorn?

Mon, 28 Dec 2009 04:49:33 -0800

Would you eat bacon flavoured popcorn?

Ew, no.

Answer to Do you respect God?

Fri, 25 Dec 2009 22:33:47 -0800

Do you respect God?

No, he's a complete bastard.

Answer to Why is it that the word 'gullible' isn't in the dictionary?

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 00:58:06 -0800

Why is it that the word 'gullible' isn't in the dictionary?

...Oh dear.

Answer to Will you avoid AB's advertisement banners in protest to their new, substandard design?

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 10:01:16 -0800

Will you avoid AB's advertisement banners in protest to their new, substandard design?

I use Adblock so I don't see them anyway, but I quite like the new design.

Answer to Can we send this crap "new" edition of the beloved AB straight back where it came from please?

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 10:00:08 -0800

Can we send this crap "new" edition of the beloved AB straight back where it came from please?

Nah, it's some good shit. Maybe people will get less involved now.

Answer to Is the answer to this question no?

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 09:49:02 -0800

Is the answer to this question no?

Fight the power.

Answer to Does the new AB layout suck?

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 21:32:43 -0800

Does the new AB layout suck?

It's slick, but I kinda like it. Points seem to be gone, which is probably for the best. It'll certainly change the site's dynamics.

Answer to The Sims 2 Deluxe (nightlife) installation code

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 04:03:45 -0800

The Sims 2 Deluxe (nightlife) installation code

Fight the power, brother.

Answer to To all the dads out there with daughters: What is the most intimidating thing you have said/done when a boy was picking your daughter up for a date?

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 19:16:00 -0800

To all the dads out there with daughters: What is the most intimidating thing you have said/done when a boy was picking your daughter up for a date?

Quite a few fathers I have met have expressed interest in murdering, as they seem to want to be only ones allowed to have sex with their daughters.

Answer to If the plural of mouse is mice, shouldn't the plural of spouse be spice?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 08:54:50 -0800

If the plural of mouse is mice, shouldn't the plural of spouse be spice?

You and me are fuckin' done professionally, you know that.

Answer to Does this link put the unemployment rate in perspective? Wow!

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 07:29:56 -0800

Does this link put the unemployment rate in perspective? Wow!

Oh dear. Glad to be living in Australia at the moment.

Answer to How can you hang on to a dream?

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 07:16:20 -0800

How can you hang on to a dream?

Beer and tightropes.

Answer to Wanna have a nice, hot, sweaty F*** right here RIGHT now?

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 01:44:50 -0800

Wanna have a nice, hot, sweaty F*** right here RIGHT now?

No thank you, your hair is a turn off.

Answer to What do you do when your in love with someone who is 500miles away.......

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 08:17:19 -0800

What do you do when your in love with someone who is 500miles away.......

Masturbate and cry.

Answer to "The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who are not". - Thomas Jefferson. Do you agree or disagree?

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 02:48:30 -0800

"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who are not". - Thomas Jefferson. Do you agree or disagree?

The same guy who also thought that government should exist to protect the interests of the minority from the interests of the majority. I don't think the idiot CEOs who are destroying the environment would be very willing to get down on their hands and knees and clean it up.

Answer to How does one attract the attention of the greatest number of people to draw them to a cause.

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 02:47:09 -0800

How does one attract the attention of the greatest number of people to draw them to a cause.

Boobs and manboobs.

Answer to What do you think of when I say the word: POLITICS?

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 02:46:45 -0800

What do you think of when I say the word: POLITICS?

Coiffed pubic hair.

Answer to Rookie President Obama, When, during the election campaign, did you say that troops would be coming home?

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 02:45:50 -0800

Rookie President Obama, When, during the election campaign, did you say that troops would be coming home?

They're all paid off in the two major parties, neither of them particularly care about the people suffering in Iraq.

Answer to Can I find some Jews who are offended by how Israel behaves towards Palestines?

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 02:40:53 -0800

Can I find some Jews who are offended by how Israel behaves towards Palestines?

Does Noam Chomsky count? He's a Jewish Atheist, and a zionist.

Answer to How is it possible to be fiscally Conservative and socially Liberal? The Conservatives kill all social programs, or would like to so what would be left to be socially Liberal with? I just heard Florida described that way and I don't get it...do you?

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 02:40:16 -0800

How is it possible to be fiscally Conservative and socially Liberal? The Conservatives kill all social programs, or would like to so what would be left to be socially Liberal with? I just heard Florida described that way and I don't get it...do you?

Eh, they'll tell you their wet dreams about how perfect the economy is and all that. Or perhaps they're only fiscally conservative in the sense that they regulate the economy and don't go on massive spending projects, but still keep stuff like healthcare and education and all that...

Answer to Is genital slicing considered torture?

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 02:38:06 -0800

Is genital slicing considered torture?

It isn't a fucking picnic.

Answer to Why wouldnt barak come out to play with gordon? is he not best friends anymore?

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 02:35:32 -0800

Why wouldnt barak come out to play with gordon? is he not best friends anymore?

They possibly disagree on how much deregulation is boner-material.

Answer to Do you think education makes people think they are better than other people or does it infact make them better than other people because they show initiative.

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 02:34:03 -0800

Do you think education makes people think they are better than other people or does it infact make them better than other people because they show initiative.

The education system does work to kind of justify arrogance through indoctrination, yeah.

Answer to Who was the first politician you voted for?

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 02:32:14 -0800

Who was the first politician you voted for?

Bob Brown. He's climbing, slowly but surely. Let's hope he sticks around for a while.

Answer to Goldman Sachs Chairman defends handing out $24 billion in bonuses to top bank bureaucrats. Says his firm is "Doing God's work." Did you realize God paid that well?

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 02:27:25 -0800

Goldman Sachs Chairman defends handing out $24 billion in bonuses to top bank bureaucrats. Says his firm is "Doing God's work." Did you realize God paid that well?

God created the economy, god will destroy the economy in anger after seeing those idiots drop the Bretton Woods System.

Answer to What is your opinion on South Carolina wanting to issue a vehicle number plate with a Christian image and slogan, and the US judge rejecting it?

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 02:25:06 -0800

What is your opinion on South Carolina wanting to issue a vehicle number plate with a Christian image and slogan, and the US judge rejecting it?

I think Americans get worked up, and spend large numbers of tax dollars, on silly things.

Answer to Are you willing to listen to someone who is trying to convert your political viewpoints?

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 02:24:19 -0800

Are you willing to listen to someone who is trying to convert your political viewpoints?

Yeah, there's always the chance they may be privy to some information I'm not.

Answer to Do you think taxes should be lowered for the poor or raised for the rich?

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 02:23:22 -0800

Do you think taxes should be lowered for the poor or raised for the rich?

A bit of column A, a bit of column B. And just ignore the preachy middle-class SOBs.

Answer to Does "Political Correctness" have any blame in the Military not acting on the signals from Maj. Hasan before his terrorist actions at Fort hood?

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 02:18:12 -0800

Does "Political Correctness" have any blame in the Military not acting on the signals from Maj. Hasan before his terrorist actions at Fort hood?

It's more the shitty structure of the military itself that is to blame, as well as the poverty that a lot of American students in tertiary education experience and the acts of aggression of overseas. I think 'political correctness' is one of the least notable concerns in this case.

Answer to Muslims: Why would a cleric condone the type of behavior that just took place at Fort Hood?

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 02:16:02 -0800

Muslims: Why would a cleric condone the type of behavior that just took place at Fort Hood?

Because he's looking for attention. Also, it's important to remember that this guy was intelligent, he'd written very balanced papers on this sort of thing himself. He just didn't want to fight his own people. It wasn't the most commendable way to get out of it, but his...

Answer to The Fort Hood shooter was a known radical, Muslim first then an American second. Is it time to stop being so F'en PC and screen ppl without fear of beling labled a racist?

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 02:13:41 -0800

The Fort Hood shooter was a known radical, Muslim first then an American second. Is it time to stop being so F'en PC and screen ppl without fear of beling labled a racist?

Yeah, I agree, you're right. You Americans are lunatics, always shooting each other, and then saying it's not because you're American it's because of your religion. Stop being so PC! Take responsibility for your nationality and lack of gun control.

Answer to Would Taliban fighters consider changing sides?

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 02:12:19 -0800

Would Taliban fighters consider changing sides?

Not anymore than most US soldiers would consider changing sides. Although I suppose it depends on which side gets the best brothels.

Answer to To my American friends: On CNN tonight I saw a news program that showed radical Muslim groups protesting in various American cities. They were handing out literature and shouting angrily. What do you think of all this? Please be honest.

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 02:10:51 -0800

To my American friends: On CNN tonight I saw a news program that showed radical Muslim groups protesting in various American cities. They were handing out literature and shouting angrily. What do you think of all this? Please be honest.

I think posting this question in the terrorism category is a real dickish move. If protesting against what the US military is doing in the middle-east is 'radical', then perhaps you should start a neo-fascist political party because it sounds like an awfully totalitarian view to hold.

Answer to Do you eat chicken at least twice a week?

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 01:54:09 -0800

Do you eat chicken at least twice a week?

I eat it most days a week. And, as such, I could give Pam An a run for her money.

Answer to Why did so many people dislike John Lennon's relationship with Yoko Ono?

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 01:51:07 -0800

Why did so many people dislike John Lennon's relationship with Yoko Ono?

Because she was non-White, because she was an emancipated, (very) intelligent, artistic woman who wasn't passive, and because they wanted someone else to blame other than Paul McCartney (or Ringo), who was/were the real troublemaker(s).

Answer to Should they make a John Lennon day?

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 01:49:27 -0800

Should they make a John Lennon day?

Yeah, and we should all burn effigies of Paul McCartney.

Answer to What was the best song that John Lennon ever wrote (not Imagine )?

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 01:48:17 -0800

What was the best song that John Lennon ever wrote (not Imagine )?

Working-class Hero wasn't too bad.

Answer to Who should become Aerosmith's new frontman?

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 01:46:41 -0800

Who should become Aerosmith's new frontman?

Morrissey. That'd fuck with people.

Answer to Is left 4 dead 2 banned in australia?

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 01:29:34 -0800

Is left 4 dead 2 banned in australia?

I'm afraid so. http://www.kotaku.com.au/2009/09/left-4-dead-2-banned-in-australia/ We are a nation of prudes, aren't we.

Answer to Is America finally ready for Dr. Who?

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 01:28:36 -0800

Is America finally ready for Dr. Who?

Yeah, I imagine the heavily Americanised British relaunch would appeal to them. Just another show where they can go "Guffaw haw haw! Those wacky Brits!"

Answer to Description of a thief

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 21:46:35 -0800

Description of a thief

Someone who doesn't wear clean underpants.

Answer to What do you think of when you hear the words: fluffy, soft, and pink?

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 21:43:13 -0800

What do you think of when you hear the words: fluffy, soft, and pink?

Vag.

Answer to What do you think of TV nowadays?

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 03:23:19 -0800

What do you think of TV nowadays?

Too much American crap on it.

Answer to Muslims: How would you react if my screen name was MUHAMMAD-IS-HINDU? Wouldn't that be disrespectful?

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 07:00:23 -0700

Muslims: How would you react if my screen name was MUHAMMAD-IS-HINDU? Wouldn't that be disrespectful?

In a matter of speaking, both "Jesus is Muslim" and "Muhammad is Hindu" are sort of correct - they certainly can be interpreted as such. The only problems that come into it are contextual, and as such the feelings of animosity that may come from many of the devout are somewhat...

Answer to Are you in to superstitions, black cats and voodoo dolls?

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 06:56:44 -0700

Are you in to superstitions, black cats and voodoo dolls?

No, I am in the nude.

Answer to What's the largest animal that's ever been inside your dwelling?

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 06:52:56 -0700

What's the largest animal that's ever been inside your dwelling?

Richard Simmons.

Answer to When you hear of a terrorist being killed, what is your first reaction?

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 05:56:02 -0700

When you hear of a terrorist being killed, what is your first reaction?

I question the political motivation behind describing that person as a 'terrorist'. Pure propaganda and dehumanisation.

Answer to What is the sissiest sport that you can think of?

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 05:48:51 -0700

What is the sissiest sport that you can think of?

Handegg.

Answer to What's your favorite soda?

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 03:34:34 -0700

What's your favorite soda?

Richard Simmons.

Answer to What does this mean? Jabir also said: Allah's Apostle said, "Why didn't you marry a young girl so that you might play with her and she with you?'" Sahih Bukhari 7:62:17

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 04:58:21 -0700

What does this mean? Jabir also said: Allah's Apostle said, "Why didn't you marry a young girl so that you might play with her and she with you?'" Sahih Bukhari 7:62:17

I suppose this is why a lot of Muslims don't put much credence in the hadith.

Answer to Do bf's get arroused if his girlfriend lets him know she is taking a shower?

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 04:56:47 -0700

Do bf's get arroused if his girlfriend lets him know she is taking a shower?

It depends. Are you urinating in the shower?

Answer to What is your favorite Weapon? Be Specific.

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 01:56:30 -0700

What is your favorite Weapon? Be Specific.

Richard Simmons.

Answer to Would you marry a sexually impure woman?

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 01:42:41 -0700

Would you marry a sexually impure woman?

But of course! I am a sexually impure man.

Answer to Should divorce AND gay marriage be illegal?

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 01:41:20 -0700

Should divorce AND gay marriage be illegal?

No, and no. Women shouldn't be forced to live with abusive partners (and vice versa).

Answer to Which world figure (alive today) is most likely to be the Antichrist?

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 01:37:58 -0700

Which world figure (alive today) is most likely to be the Antichrist?

Richard Simmons.

Answer to Do you care if your wife/girlfriend/sister/daughter dresses like a prostitute?

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 01:36:43 -0700

Do you care if your wife/girlfriend/sister/daughter dresses like a prostitute?

I haven't met a prostitute before, I wouldn't be able to make the association, and people should be able to dress how they want to. I'm not in any position to moralise, and neither are you, so get off your pedestal and pull up your pants.

Answer to Where can I find hanging intimate piercings?

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 01:35:24 -0700

Where can I find hanging intimate piercings?

Richard Simmons.

Answer to Should women be allowed to talk in church?

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 01:32:15 -0700

Should women be allowed to talk in church?

No, it is disrespectful to Jesus's testicles.