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| Display name: | Halskiisaklink |
| Gender: | male |
| Location: | Perth Western Australia |
| Website: | http://sakhalinskii.deviantart.com/ |
| Date joined: | September 7th, 2006 |
| Last seen: | February 26th, 2011 |
| About me: | "The claim that "our side" never targets civilians is familiar doctrine among those who monopolize the means of violence. And there is some truth to it. We do not generally try to kill particular civilians. Rather, we carry out murderous actions that we know will slaughter many civilians, but without specific intent to kill particular ones." - Noam Chomsky (http://www.zmag.org/znet/viewArticle/20316) "they themselves are not humans. they're americans." - Noodle, on Christians "You know me too well. The molestation must have paid off." - Ah-knee. "I wish my boobs would tell me the time." - Masha, on clockboobs "Are we somehow telekinetically joined?" "I certainly hope not. You would be appalled." "Yes. I don't think I could handle that much curry." - Annie and I. 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"I want cat boobs!" - Masha and her feminine whims "We'll pull your whole deck, fuck pulling your card And still take my guitar and take a walk in the park Any play the sweetest melody the street ever heard Now bitches sucking on my nouns and I'm eating they verbs" - Andre 3000, some gangsta shit "Chomsky is a man who knoweth that which ought to be knowed." - Random Youtube user "Actually, no." - Glenn Blaylock's idiosyncratic interpretation of the topic sentence. "God, I want cheese. I don't know what is it with me lately and my desires for salty dairy things. (oh dear..)" - Masha, growing old and mature. You want to see my profile? Well, what can I say. You might like to have a look at my blog even (fingers crossed): http://sakhalinski.blogspot.com/ Or, you can just read my story... ---- Well, it's a long story, so I may as well start at the beginning. I was speeding 200 miles over the limit somewhere on the outskirts of Dallas, when I noticed I'd caught the attention of the pigs. My Stinger was running on biodiesel, that being illegal in Texas, I didn't want to get stopped, so I veered off the road into the wild scrub land. I'd gone about 20 Ks when it looked like I'd lost them. All of a sudden, the wheels gave out and I began to skid. I had to apply the handbrake to stop. Bumping my head on the fluffy dice, I got out of the car and had a look 'round the back. Just what I thought. The fuckers had cheesed my wheels. I had to jack the car up, but when I opened the boot the only thing there was the body of my former boss from the Yiff Bar - he made a rude comment about the colour of my socks. So, I figured I had to use what was available to me, and I began to 'jack' him up underneath the car the only way I knew how: with a spoon. However, it didn't work as I imagined, and the sharpened axle ended up beheading his corpse. I was pondering my next move, when it struck me on the head like Richard Simmons in Chinatown. I decided to forget about all this and go play San Andreas. I later checked my emails and found a link to this site. Been here ever since. ---- Chomsky on 'Iranian interference' in Iraq: "If you're looking at this from some rational standpoint, you have to collapse in ridicule. Could there be Allied interference in Vichy France? There can't be. The country was conquered and it's under military occupation. And of course we understand that. When the Russians complained about American interference in Afghanistan, we'd laugh. But when we talk about Iranian interference in Iraq, going back to viable political candidates, every single one of them says that this is outrageous Ð meaning, the Iranians don't understand that we own the world. So if anybody disrupts any action of ours, no matter what it is, the supreme international crime or anything else, they're the criminals. And we send them to Guantanamo and they don't get rights and so on. And the Supreme Court argues about it." Worth a look. http://www.chomsky.info/ ---- Below is a conversation between me and Masha ('Jjokbit') that I ran through the Google translator for Korean, then back into English. This would qualify as one of the most magical things I've ever done, and there are so many things here that are ridiculously hilarious, not the least of which is 'Indigo' re-translating into 'Jjokbit information'. Apparently 'K' means 'republic' in Korean. Jjokbit information: How do you and Jesus? Dylan: On a roll us. Dylan: Butter together. Dylan: Bahalluah you and how? Jjokbit information: Yes - I saw that bit in your bed sheets. Jjokbit information: Oh, wonderfully - just two days before the teaparty. Dylan: ... Why? Jjokbit information: Reason why? Dylan: Sex? Jjokbit information: "Why do you have sex"? Dylan: A handful of the many pleasures of sex. Jjokbit information: I turned on the girl, I did not know you go to the bathroom. Dylan: I do not speak. It is the man. Jjokbit information: ... Eugh! Jjokbit information: How do you know? Jjokbit information: What? Jjokbit information: Ew. He heumeulheumeulhanga all - bunehapnida. Dylan: Adrian edmundson to toblerone. Dylan: Yeah, I know. Jjokbit information: I will need to look at this, I do not want to look like a female version of him. Jjokbit information: Oh no, I must be boobless. Dylan: It would not be bad .... Jjokbit information: Why? Dylan: * Write down 'boobless the word' * Dylan: There's nothing wrong with a little bit of saljom. Jjokbit information: Pen and write down your street snatches * "= 0 - less." Jjokbit information: ** Jjokbit information: Yereulitda. Dylan: Damn. Dylan: She can. Dylan: But you are an American. Dylan: And in eastern Europe at the same time. Jjokbit information: ... If you were here, I have to kick. Dylan: So you are overweight, even some kind of hybrid and fear is too rich for anorexia. Jjokbit information: Byeongyioheul beonhapnida two. Jjokbit information: Normal weight does not? Dylan: Only in America. * * Fight Back spoon Jjokbit information: Your skin is not insignificant spoon to feel the heat on my legs. * * Kick back Jjokbit information: John Cale? Dylan: Ah, yes. Dylan: Orange and green shirt sleeve. Jjokbit information: He can wear whatever I want. Dylan: I know. He knows. Dylan: Geuneune album produced by the pixies, Patti Smith and Jonathan Richmond. He is a live album recorded in the late 1970s for cbgbs mercenaries. And he was in the Velvet Underground. Dylan: He pretty much do anything motneomeogalgeoragu. Suit. Jjokbit information: And yet, sad to give his shirt. Dylan: Magnificent. Dylan: He's not a construction worker from the barbecue. Dylan: But I am. Dylan: I love you. * * Slaps pelvis Jjokbit information: Hello, Mr.. * Slaps non - pelvis * Dylan: Pelvis, sir, I have not. Ginger hwaiteul with me! Jjokbit information: I am unemployed teenagers. How pathetic. Jjokbit information: Perhaps you should give something to my thighs and fat. Then we both love the weight. Dylan: If you are overweight, or it's not. Jjokbit information: I think I probably am. I do not want to find out. Dylan: How do you weigh? Jjokbit information: I tried again, taking some of eliminating ampetamin, however, feel so terrible comedowns. Jjokbit information: I do not want to. Dylan: The guess ... Jjokbit information: 145? Jjokbit information: I used to weigh 125, just seven months ago. Jjokbit information: Today's urge is required. Jjokbit information: Yes, I am not going to eat today. Dylan: Try spinach live in, if you are so worried. Jjokbit information: The food's better. Dylan: You know as much as the weight. Jjokbit information: Jjokbit information: For Dandy, it's okay, you are classified as severely diminished. Dylan: How big? Dylan: No, we do not do serious. Jjokbit information: 5'3 ". Ago, I told you before that. Dylan: Forgive me for not knowing your measurements of the heart off. Jjokbit information: Ha, ha. Jjokbit information: Now, when you start getting fine, pale hair all over one's body, and I started eating more, the better. Dylan: I probably found a needle must be present to stop using the zoo. Jjokbit information: I just want you to ignore my rib nuneulhapnida Fargo. Dylan: Sorry, it measures 16 - nanhapnida old woman. Jjokbit information: And I can not count them all, every parent ... Not good, not bad. Look at the players monocle * * Dylan: What is the monocle? Jjokbit information: One eye glasses for only a lens design. Dylan: Then, in your genital What are you doing? Jjokbit information: Why were you looking at my genital? I thought we had told them not to do that part of my computer hacking. Jjokbit information: Http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/3066112.jpg?v=1&c=viewimages&k=2&d=32f168f2f013ca9ac52f1264d9b981f2a55a1e4f32ad3138 Dylan: I have no choice. I stand by my article, click - you run the Vista. Dylan: Use shaving suit .... Jjokbit information: So your testicles. Dylan: To leave out of my testicles. Jjokbit information: Out of the files on your computer, leave my heart. Dylan: Leave your computer files out of the Bo - ... Oh, no. Jjokbit information: Bo - ....? Jjokbit information: Ner? Dylan: What jiteulhagoitneun usb stick clock, a young woman. Jjokbit information: Psh, co kkuneunji --- I like, uh, an errand. Dylan: Kodein? Jjokbit information: Of course, as we are going. Dylan: Ah, cocaine. Dylan: The advanced kodein. Jjokbit information: No, I really liked his tartan trousers do. Dylan: They pants. He needs a shave. Jjokbit information: How guhaeteulkka tartan head? Dylan: The needle monkey. Jjokbit information: I would like to invest in some of the - maybe the hair is thick enough to coat against the coldest day quarantine natahjul Dylan: And your disguise looming obesity. Jjokbit information: Jjokbit information: Prove you are wrong, I still Jjokbit information: And a diet of vegetables / fruits and tobacco Jjokbit information: My idea is not cutting, eventually Dylan: Just stick spinach. Jjokbit information: Why? Dylan: My mother managed to keep food and the people who eat spinach 50 kilometers, or close to, and she was 5'8. Jjokbit information: Hmm. Mayhaps. Jjokbit information: I choose only the remains of no more yellow peppers, spinach, and mango. Dylan: Toss mangoes vehicles to pass. Jjokbit information: No. And our car is too long ... Dylan: In your garden? Jjokbit information: Unfortunately, no. Jjokbit information: Oh - and I found my mother why the operation is a small pony. Jjokbit information: It is the blind woman. And I found out through the newspapers, strange things happen. Dylan: This gentleman is a really small blind pony? Jjokbit information: To lead people around, yeah. Dylan: Oh, good. Dylan: Kind of like a big dog? Jjokbit information: Yes. Jjokbit information: She gaehapnida die too soon. Dylan: But that's not insider with her, if she can do this. Dylan: Her into the house, it is. Jjokbit information: Why? Jjokbit information: It's house training. Dylan: That sound is a little bit larger. Jjokbit information: It is the size of the dog. Dylan: Wow. Dylan: Ah. Jjokbit information: I sent you a picture, I believe .... Dylan: Yes, but with a gender perspective, the need to give all my money. Jjokbit information: Ah. That gamble away? Dylan: Cheap sends it to the confectionery. Jjokbit information: That's share? Dylan: Licorice, and the smell of all euljuji aniseed taste. Jjokbit information: What kind of loser. Jjokbit information: I was just in the same rootbeer. Dylan: I am nothing like them inside. Dylan: Rootbeer what? Age is not in it. Jjokbit information: Emergency room, delicious? I like to describe unless you do like pathetic, synesthesia. Dylan: I lack the synesthesia. Dylan: Do you like tea? Jjokbit information: Yes. Right? Dylan: I like it lactated vary. Jjokbit information: Right now, rather than the tea boiler, though. Jjokbit information: The third floor and my toes are eoneun clothing is not doing enough. Dylan: How cold? Jjokbit information: Inside, a little less than 60. Outside, I was OK. Dylan: The flu is 15 degress. Dylan: You are very sensitive. Dylan: * Degree Jjokbit information: Yes - that's blowing cold air vents, except for some reason. Jjokbit information: Outside, it's ice. Dylan: Uck. Dylan: Rather, you could not be here, in our times, perfumes and 82 nights? Jjokbit information: Outside, it was -7 Celsius. Jjokbit information: Shuddup. Dylan: Thank you in the afternoon rather than the 110 we spend, but ... Jjokbit information: Yes - I am probably the day to a cold shower. Dylan: You, m'dear, is a walking, talking of his rights to a shower of cold water. Jjokbit information: I will not take it as a compliment. Dylan: That's just the kind of person. Jjokbit information: Lady, you are so - together. Dylan: Suhap I say. It is one trillion people. Jjokbit information: Relief near her husband - the size of the breasts is a really eye-catching to me. Dylan: C-minus the size of the breasts. Jjokbit information: Dalrajilkka your chest is a huge cave. Dylan: You just for a giant cave. Jjokbit information: They barely managed to reach my head. Dylan: That's true. One of the suit obtained by using the mechanism to push carts, I give oral sex. Jjokbit information: But on the ground, and then fly to New Zealand, the disabled levitate. Dylan: It can be good, yeah. Jjokbit information: Commrad a pretty g - I mean, Jjokbit information: * Cough * Jjokbit information: You have to prepare delicious fruit costumes there, m'dear. Dylan: They are not the fruit costumes. Jjokbit information: What are they? Dylan: Commrad. I killed him. Jjokbit information: * You are very viciously murders, the pain extended * Dylan: You will use more effective than a wooden spoon, m'dear. Jjokbit information: * * And buried with Richard Simmons Jjokbit information: Well, I think I always hit the spoon handle, up someone's ass, are relatively effective. Dylan: After seven you are, I am sure. Jjokbit information: The seventh is the magic number. Dylan: If you do not want to have sexual intercourse. Jjokbit information: Then you just draw suhap. Dylan: And upload it unique. Dylan: I wonder in my account is suspended. Jjokbit information: Depends on how well - it's drawn, and how. Dylan: And how? Jjokbit information: You know - the difference between his two legs around each other naked people, and big - a chest of a man in red - the dog hair style Dylan: I have no doubt. Dylan: And you know, I certainly do. Jjokbit information: I am in a red head. Jjokbit information: Boobed or large. Dylan: They confirmed that I have a fair size. Jjokbit information: Smaller than the national average, obviously. Dylan: So we need to calculate the national average for men. Jjokbit information: Pathetic boilsu my heart to do, yes, Jjokbit information: *. Dylan: Not in the United States. Dylan: A little more sensitive to people, I am sure. Jjokbit information: I know that many people are more overweight in at least diminished. Dylan: Because of that, you Masha. Jjokbit information: How did that relationship? Dylan: You just kind of underage girls. Jjokbit information: Absolutely. Dylan: Jeongjunghan the way. Jjokbit information: Thank you? Jjokbit information: Brb - to a few cigarettes ciggie Jjokbit information: And my little toes freeze. Dylan: Oh. Punching a hole in the wall * * Dylan: Entertain slowly dying. Jjokbit information: Thank you. At least I doeldoeji obesity is not. Jjokbit information: Be back in five minutes or so. Dylan: Republic' |
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