Answerbag: Mr.Troll_has_a_COAT!'s answers

Answer to Is the phrase "getting head" an adult phrase?

Tue, 08 Mar 2011 11:18:41 -0800

Is the phrase "getting head" an adult phrase?

U jelly?

Answer to Spanking?

Tue, 08 Mar 2011 11:05:41 -0800

Spanking?

Lol, my question was marked an adult topic. That proves my point. Case closed! Spanking is a sex act.

Answer to Are you jealous of anyone? or Is anyone jealous of you?

Mon, 14 Feb 2011 12:48:02 -0800

Are you jealous of anyone? or Is anyone jealous of you?

yeah, the Answerbag staff. They copied all my questions for the main question for half a year give or take.

Answer to Shouldn't this site be called the Atheist/ republican hate bag?

Wed, 15 Dec 2010 14:10:01 -0800

Shouldn't this site be called the Atheist/ republican hate bag?

You can always find a new website like I am.

Answer to What productive things has Obama done so far?

Mon, 13 Dec 2010 21:51:08 -0800

What productive things has Obama done so far?

What was insignificant, and what is significant? I would give you a straight answer but first I need a straight question.

Answer to Who gave you the right to decide who is ugly and who isn't?

Mon, 13 Dec 2010 21:49:10 -0800

Who gave you the right to decide who is ugly and who isn't?

The Founding Fathers.

Answer to Who gave you the right to decide who is ugly and who isn't?

Mon, 13 Dec 2010 21:48:51 -0800

Who gave you the right to decide who is ugly and who isn't?

God.

Answer to What is an interesting experience you've had on AB?

Mon, 13 Dec 2010 21:48:24 -0800

What is an interesting experience you've had on AB?

Meeting famous people.

Answer to Christianity on homosexuality? I know Leviticus 20:13 says man on man is bad. I get that. But what about women?

Mon, 13 Dec 2010 21:47:38 -0800

Christianity on homosexuality? I know Leviticus 20:13 says man on man is bad. I get that. But what about women?

Yes.

Answer to Who has it harder in life, guys or girls?

Fri, 10 Dec 2010 14:01:27 -0800

Who has it harder in life, guys or girls?

Where I live employers give jobs only to the hottest most sluttiest girls. My neighbor is one of these girls and she makes enough to live on her own. She just bought a new car and other stuff, big TV, it's not like she has a real job either, she works at a bar or something. But if your talking...

Answer to have you watched the movie "inception" is it really good I havent seen it yet just want to know if you though it was good or hype.

Fri, 10 Dec 2010 13:54:12 -0800

have you watched the movie "inception" is it really good I havent seen it yet just want to know if you though it was good or hype.

The girl dies and it turns out the guy was just crazy. But then the girl is alive in real life.

Answer to Teletubbles or Barney?

Tue, 07 Dec 2010 22:28:29 -0800

Teletubbles or Barney?

Teletubies is straight up for infants.

Answer to do u like this video?

Tue, 07 Dec 2010 22:09:47 -0800

do u like this video?

I don't know what video your talking about.

Answer to I'm a bisexual girl that likes a lesbian. What should I do? Read Description.

Tue, 07 Dec 2010 22:01:16 -0800

I'm a bisexual girl that likes a lesbian. What should I do? Read Description.

Ask her out, then if she says no ask out another person. I'v asked out like 3 different girls all within the same day before. It didn't work, but I don't care.

Answer to Likeing a guy and not knowing what to do

Tue, 07 Dec 2010 21:58:29 -0800

Likeing a guy and not knowing what to do

On a scale of 1 to 10 how attracted to you is he?

Answer to Are we losing our children in this world?

Tue, 07 Dec 2010 21:57:39 -0800

Are we losing our children in this world?

If you are a pedophile/jerk... ues.

Answer to Do you trust science? To what degree?

Tue, 07 Dec 2010 21:56:21 -0800

Do you trust science? To what degree?

Look it up in the dictionary.

Answer to Has anyone that you've ever gone to school with turned out to be a major criminal (ex: serial killer, drug king pin, CEO)?

Tue, 07 Dec 2010 21:55:18 -0800

Has anyone that you've ever gone to school with turned out to be a major criminal (ex: serial killer, drug king pin, CEO)?

Not yet.

Answer to Do you love watching Barney?

Tue, 07 Dec 2010 21:53:48 -0800

Do you love watching Barney?

No.

Answer to Who created us and the planet?

Tue, 07 Dec 2010 15:44:36 -0800

Who created us and the planet?

Baby Jesus

Answer to My boyfriend always asks me what my fantasy is during sex and if I could have him fuck me one way right then, how would I want it?

Tue, 07 Dec 2010 15:37:01 -0800

My boyfriend always asks me what my fantasy is during sex and if I could have him fuck me one way right then, how would I want it?

Invite your friends over and dress as clowns.

Answer to Should Everyone Die In 2012?

Tue, 07 Dec 2010 15:31:29 -0800

Should Everyone Die In 2012?

Yes.

Answer to What do you think of Miley Cyrus? Personally, I love her and I will be a fan no matter what.

Tue, 07 Dec 2010 15:29:13 -0800

What do you think of Miley Cyrus? Personally, I love her and I will be a fan no matter what.

Even if she murders babies?

Answer to exotic dancers, what do you prefer your customer to do while your giving a lap dance?

Mon, 06 Dec 2010 22:06:52 -0800

exotic dancers, what do you prefer your customer to do while your giving a lap dance?

Sorry, I'm not an exotic dancer but I answered anyways imagining that I was one.

Answer to Have you ever been taken away in handcuffs?

Mon, 06 Dec 2010 22:03:21 -0800

Have you ever been taken away in handcuffs?

I was put in cuffs by a couple of rouge cops who informed me they were profiling me. Then they wouldn't give me directions to get home out of the ghetto.

Answer to Who are your least favorite sort of people?

Sun, 05 Dec 2010 19:11:48 -0800

Who are your least favorite sort of people?

I can understand racism, but sexism gets a little bit silly, immature. Like little kid stuff. Like boys can't wear pink, even though they did in the 18th century and girls wore blue... It's just a color. But Racism is just stupid.

Answer to y do guys one day talk 2 u nd other days ignore u

Sun, 05 Dec 2010 19:07:06 -0800

y do guys one day talk 2 u nd other days ignore u

Use proper English.

Answer to Is white and black a color?

Sun, 05 Dec 2010 19:05:51 -0800

Is white and black a color?

What would you call it???

Answer to Should parents spank their kids for wrong doing or find an alternative method{like restriction or time out} what would produce better results?kids nowadays seem less scared of consequences to lying or their actions

Sun, 05 Dec 2010 18:47:19 -0800

Should parents spank their kids for wrong doing or find an alternative method{like restriction or time out} what would produce better results?kids nowadays seem less scared of consequences to lying or their actions

Not because it is child abuse, but because I associate it with sex.

Answer to Recently within the last 6 months has Answerbag been getting all their debate ideas...

Sun, 05 Dec 2010 12:45:58 -0800

Recently within the last 6 months has Answerbag been getting all their debate ideas...

I don't understand why this is in the adult section?

Answer to Why is my mother talking to me?

Sat, 04 Dec 2010 19:20:38 -0800

Why is my mother talking to me?

Because she likes to listen to her own voice. Blah, blah, blah.

Answer to I'm a 20yr studen,I have recently done some research on 2012 and came deeply intrigued and also apprehensive by planet X and sumerian culture. How credible is Planet X?Does the dwarf planet Nibiru really exists and will its orbit intervene our solar syste

Sat, 04 Dec 2010 19:01:04 -0800

I'm a 20yr studen,I have recently done some research on 2012 and came deeply intrigued and also apprehensive by planet X and sumerian culture. How credible is Planet X?Does the dwarf planet Nibiru really exists and will its orbit intervene our solar syste

It has alot of sources to back up it's claims. So it is literaly very credible.

Answer to Planet X has been going on since 1984, do you believe this load of junk about PLanet X crashing into us killing everything ect.?

Sat, 04 Dec 2010 18:59:41 -0800

Planet X has been going on since 1984, do you believe this load of junk about PLanet X crashing into us killing everything ect.?

It's been going on a little bit longer than that. You must have just picked up that year from the book/movie "1984".

Answer to Boys, what are the first thing you notice about a girl?

Sat, 04 Dec 2010 18:55:31 -0800

Boys, what are the first thing you notice about a girl?

The face and the body frame. The health.

Answer to Who is the redheaded actress in one of the new Alka Seltzer Commercials?

Sat, 04 Dec 2010 18:51:47 -0800

Who is the redheaded actress in one of the new Alka Seltzer Commercials?

Good moarning. I am Mr... I have found a teapot in the back yard. Care for a pineapple? Ummm... On second thought. Good bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer to how do you ask for more when he has a girlfriend?

Sat, 04 Dec 2010 18:49:11 -0800

how do you ask for more when he has a girlfriend?

Are you dateing hims? What do you mean?

Answer to how do you ask for more when he has a girlfriend?

Sat, 04 Dec 2010 18:49:11 -0800

how do you ask for more when he has a girlfriend?

Are you dateing hims? What do you mean?

Answer to Dose Jesus own an assault riffle?

Thu, 02 Dec 2010 13:35:24 -0800

Dose Jesus own an assault riffle?

He doesn't need one because he has the force, but he owns one anyways for amusement.

Answer to Army Times is reporting an 11th infant died of unexplained causes at Ft. Bragg. Have you heard about this? What are your thoughts?

Tue, 23 Nov 2010 15:39:55 -0800

Army Times is reporting an 11th infant died of unexplained causes at Ft. Bragg. Have you heard about this? What are your thoughts?

How many child births occurred total?

Answer to I say G. W. Bush. Your first thought?

Mon, 22 Nov 2010 11:51:14 -0800

I say G. W. Bush. Your first thought?

Some one you would vote for.

Answer to In the hood do they serve jive turkey?

Mon, 22 Nov 2010 11:49:58 -0800

In the hood do they serve jive turkey?

no.

Answer to Girls: what would u do if ur brother cuzin or anyother famly member caught u masterbating. ever happend to u and wut did the 2 of u do.

Mon, 22 Nov 2010 11:49:21 -0800

Girls: what would u do if ur brother cuzin or anyother famly member caught u masterbating. ever happend to u and wut did the 2 of u do.

Tell them to get out...

Answer to Why did 'God' make it so we can get high?

Wed, 17 Nov 2010 13:04:20 -0800

Why did 'God' make it so we can get high?

Because it is a stoner/ homosexual, and eternal darkness got kinda boring.

Answer to Why am I so damn good-looking? I can't get enough of myself.

Tue, 16 Nov 2010 16:04:43 -0800

Why am I so damn good-looking? I can't get enough of myself.

That's how I feel about my penis.

Answer to Is it True Pelosi never saw a spending Bill she didn't like?

Tue, 16 Nov 2010 16:00:40 -0800

Is it True Pelosi never saw a spending Bill she didn't like?

This should be a poll, there fore it is a wast of internet memory. It will go down in history as such.

Answer to Is it True Pelosi never saw a spending Bill she didn't like?

Tue, 16 Nov 2010 16:00:40 -0800

Is it True Pelosi never saw a spending Bill she didn't like?

This should be a poll, there fore it is a wast of internet memory. It will go down in history as such... Congratulations.

Answer to So I'm going to take over the world... any suggestions?

Sun, 14 Nov 2010 19:07:47 -0800

So I'm going to take over the world... any suggestions?

Get your dirty little paws on the three items. 1 invisibility cloak/ rain jacket. 2 Camelieon type face mask like in spider man/ mission impossible. 3. teleportation belt. Not only can these thing be used to take over but it can also be used for 'other things'.

Answer to Women respond only: would you date a man who can't drive?

Sun, 14 Nov 2010 18:30:10 -0800

Women respond only: would you date a man who can't drive?

I am a man.

Answer to Black opp's for the ps3 and 360,Have it? how much do you love it?!

Sun, 14 Nov 2010 18:23:51 -0800

Black opp's for the ps3 and 360,Have it? how much do you love it?!

Needs more reality.

Answer to When did you learn to use chopsticks

Sun, 14 Nov 2010 18:22:36 -0800

When did you learn to use chopsticks

My father would train me vigurusly to use the chop sticks at a young age. When I got it wrong I would be beaten/ molested.

Answer to Should Amazon really sell "The Pedophile's Guide to Love and Pleasure"?

Sun, 14 Nov 2010 18:18:16 -0800

Should Amazon really sell "The Pedophile's Guide to Love and Pleasure"?

Yes. Just because some one loves children does not mean they don't have rights.

Answer to What kinds of rights should women be given?

Sun, 14 Nov 2010 18:11:37 -0800

What kinds of rights should women be given?

100% full rights in the kitchen. Other wise how are they supposed to make me a sandwich?

Answer to Why US failed in Afghanistan?

Sun, 14 Nov 2010 16:53:20 -0800

Why US failed in Afghanistan?

And what was it again that we were even doing there that we are failing at in the first place?

Answer to Do you believe in Satan or in the "dark power" if you will?

Sun, 14 Nov 2010 16:46:20 -0800

Do you believe in Satan or in the "dark power" if you will?

Satan is a washing machine in the basement which I am fraternized with.

Answer to How old is too old to trick or treat?

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 12:36:50 -0800

How old is too old to trick or treat?

I thought it was some time in high school but apparently I'v seen college kids doing it. I guess it gets kreepy around the age 27.

Answer to Did angels really sleep with women.

Fri, 12 Nov 2010 10:53:41 -0800

Did angels really sleep with women.

No the slept with other men.

Answer to Do Angels have sexual organs?

Fri, 12 Nov 2010 10:52:50 -0800

Do Angels have sexual organs?

What is an angles even?

Answer to Out of all the five basic necessities... which is the most pointless?

Wed, 10 Nov 2010 11:00:23 -0800

Out of all the five basic necessities... which is the most pointless?

You will die faster without water. There fore it is least important. Clothing is most important. You will want to look snappy when you die.

Answer to Who is a bigger Atheist Billy or Mandy?

Wed, 10 Nov 2010 09:25:00 -0800

Who is a bigger Atheist Billy or Mandy?

FTOUWRD... It's a trick question.

Answer to Do people really love the mall? because i dont see what's special about it?

Wed, 10 Nov 2010 09:20:33 -0800

Do people really love the mall? because i dont see what's special about it?

This should be a poll.

Answer to What would be on the college guy’s “5 things to do before you die” list?

Wed, 10 Nov 2010 09:19:23 -0800

What would be on the college guy’s “5 things to do before you die” list?

Have sex, do drugs, kill some one, paint a picture, build a house. Or just nothing because life is a joke.

Answer to What is the most ridiculous fad that you can remember?

Wed, 10 Nov 2010 09:16:06 -0800

What is the most ridiculous fad that you can remember?

I'm definitely going to have to go with Christianity. Second would have to be Ritalin.

Answer to Are You Still Waking Up Early Due To This Clock Change ?

Wed, 10 Nov 2010 09:15:00 -0800

Are You Still Waking Up Early Due To This Clock Change ?

It has literally been 1 day.

Answer to Do you love your boyfriend? How come you're kissing another guy?

Wed, 10 Nov 2010 08:44:43 -0800

Do you love your boyfriend? How come you're kissing another guy?

Because she's not interested in you.

Answer to I am in love with a woman, but a psychic, she saw 8 years ago told her she would meet another

Wed, 10 Nov 2010 08:41:31 -0800

I am in love with a woman, but a psychic, she saw 8 years ago told her she would meet another

She is crazy. I would recommend dating her... But don't let her know that it is a date and go around telling other people that you are dating. Change your Facebook status to in a relationship the second she agrees to go to the grocery store with you.

Answer to What's common between Christianity and Buddhism?

Wed, 10 Nov 2010 08:38:29 -0800

What's common between Christianity and Buddhism?

Well... they both believe in a universe... and that people exist.... Well I'm not so sure that Christians believe that... but... Does that answer your questions... Oh and Buddhists tend to be more relaxed while Christians refuse to except their sexual preferences... Oh no... never mind then...

Answer to Do you think money is the root of all evil?

Wed, 10 Nov 2010 08:26:34 -0800

Do you think money is the root of all evil?

That is just silly. Obviously evil is the root of all evil. Sometimes random phrases like "the root of all" does not make sense in sertin context. It would be kind of like saying "what is the evil version of the word why?". Or saying there were 10 dimensions as apposed to just 3 considering...

Answer to Ashley Baby should i buy black ops?

Wed, 10 Nov 2010 08:21:11 -0800

Ashley Baby should i buy black ops?

You should buy a copy of "Lost Planet 2" I think you will enjoy it.

Answer to i think im bisexual.... how do i know for sure?

Tue, 09 Nov 2010 16:14:18 -0800

i think im bisexual.... how do i know for sure?

Well personaly if I was in your shoes I would keep it a sexy secret. But ya, you are definitely bi. I would say it is common for bi girls to be mainly interested in girls but then once and a while be attracted to a guy. Probably usually an extra good looking guy.

Answer to Have you heard of the poem 'Ode', by Arthur O'Shaughnessy?

Tue, 09 Nov 2010 15:35:33 -0800

Have you heard of the poem 'Ode', by Arthur O'Shaughnessy?

I agree.

Answer to Have you heard of the poem 'Ode', by Arthur O'Shaughnessy?

Tue, 09 Nov 2010 15:35:32 -0800

Have you heard of the poem 'Ode', by Arthur O'Shaughnessy?

I agree.

Answer to How can I wage more effective Jihad against infidels?

Mon, 08 Nov 2010 15:24:24 -0800

How can I wage more effective Jihad against infidels?

Pray harder. Perhaps incorporate self inflected pain. Use toilet paper or at least a stick or something. You won't blend into a crowed with poop stains on your hand.

Answer to Is it legal for a school to take a video or photo off of your cell phone without your consent?

Mon, 08 Nov 2010 15:22:14 -0800

Is it legal for a school to take a video or photo off of your cell phone without your consent?

Would it kill you to make this question a poll?

Answer to is obama's visit to india benificial for both countries india and america?

Mon, 08 Nov 2010 15:19:23 -0800

is obama's visit to india benificial for both countries india and america?

Duh question. It is always benifitial to be diplomatic.

Answer to Ever been involved in cyber sex?

Mon, 08 Nov 2010 15:17:14 -0800

Ever been involved in cyber sex?

When I was like 2 years old.

Answer to What will happen when 2012 comes? O.o

Sat, 06 Nov 2010 17:27:20 -0700

What will happen when 2012 comes? O.o

Most people will stop saying nothing's going to happen because they just saw it happen, so they will keep their mouthes shut. Of course many fundamentalist Christians will argue that nothing happened even though it just did and people video taped it.

Answer to If you were suddenly turned into a woman for a day, how would you spend that day?

Sat, 06 Nov 2010 17:09:25 -0700

If you were suddenly turned into a woman for a day, how would you spend that day?

Once you get past all the trivial things you could do it would be kind of pointless. One day is not long enough to even pick up a chick... especially if you are a girl your self.

Answer to Would you rather be in hufflepuff? Ravenclaw? Gryphindor (sp?)? or Slytherin?

Fri, 05 Nov 2010 07:07:53 -0700

Would you rather be in hufflepuff? Ravenclaw? Gryphindor (sp?)? or Slytherin?

Ravenclaw because There seemed to be more attractive girls in there according to Harry Potter in the book.

Answer to Do dogs fall in love?

Tue, 02 Nov 2010 20:14:07 -0700

Do dogs fall in love?

My dog fell in love with me and now we're thinking of starting a little family.

Answer to If Jesus were here today. would He be a Christian?

Sat, 23 Oct 2010 14:05:49 -0700

If Jesus were here today. would He be a Christian?

I don't know what he would be, but he wouldn't be a Christian anymore. He has been to the other side and so now he knows the truth.

Answer to If Jesus were here today. would He be a Christian?

Sat, 23 Oct 2010 14:05:42 -0700

If Jesus were here today. would He be a Christian?

I don't know what he would be, but he wouldn't be a Christian anymore. He has been to the other side and so now he knows the truth.

Answer to How do you control evil thoughts?

Fri, 22 Oct 2010 12:19:43 -0700

How do you control evil thoughts?

don't

Answer to How do you control evil thoughts?

Fri, 22 Oct 2010 12:19:43 -0700

How do you control evil thoughts?

don't

Answer to What is a non Asian white guy or girl doing wearing a singular Chinese tattoo symbol on there bodies? Is'nt that announcing brazenly sexual?

Fri, 22 Oct 2010 12:19:03 -0700

What is a non Asian white guy or girl doing wearing a singular Chinese tattoo symbol on there bodies? Is'nt that announcing brazenly sexual?

First of all your question did not make 100% sense. Secondly it's a free country. Thirdly they do kind of look cool in some respects. Fourthly I didn't even understand your question anyways...

Answer to Why not restrict the political process to billionaires?Let them buy elections openly rather than anonymously. Save time, cut crap, right?

Fri, 22 Oct 2010 12:15:26 -0700

Why not restrict the political process to billionaires?Let them buy elections openly rather than anonymously. Save time, cut crap, right?

I'm not sure how to answer your rhetorical question.

Answer to I have a black hooded cape. What should I go as for Hallowe'en?

Fri, 22 Oct 2010 12:13:49 -0700

I have a black hooded cape. What should I go as for Hallowe'en?

A goth.

Answer to Someone on AB said we no longer get points when we report spam. First is that true? Also, is it a decision AB Staff made or is it a glitch?

Fri, 22 Oct 2010 12:12:28 -0700

Someone on AB said we no longer get points when we report spam. First is that true? Also, is it a decision AB Staff made or is it a glitch?

If it is like that then I'm pretty sure it isn't a glitch. If a troll wanted to rank up they would try to just go around reporting every little thing.

Answer to Kabuki makeup, anyone?

Thu, 21 Oct 2010 18:06:42 -0700

Kabuki makeup, anyone?

I might buy a kabuki airsoft mask.

Answer to Is the information we receive from corporate media honestly portrayed and truthfully told?

Thu, 21 Oct 2010 18:03:26 -0700

Is the information we receive from corporate media honestly portrayed and truthfully told?

You can not trust them with the information because they are not monitored and controlled, and they benefit from misleading people. There might be some groups of people on their own who tell the truth, but the mass of corporate power usually smothers them away. Absolute power corrupts greedy...

Answer to Do Christians believe in plate tectonics?

Thu, 21 Oct 2010 17:56:41 -0700

Do Christians believe in plate tectonics?

Actually I recall some not believing in that because it would mean the world was once shaped different.

Answer to What should I do. I recently resumed contact with an Ex girlfriend. Its been a almost two years since we've talked...

Thu, 21 Oct 2010 17:55:19 -0700

What should I do. I recently resumed contact with an Ex girlfriend. Its been a almost two years since we've talked...

Live life to it's fullest. What would Tyler Durden do?

Answer to Without looking it up, do you know what satanism is?

Thu, 21 Oct 2010 17:19:49 -0700

Without looking it up, do you know what satanism is?

worshiping the devil, selling your sole to the devil.

Answer to Is Bender from Detroit or Chicago?

Thu, 21 Oct 2010 16:43:23 -0700

Is Bender from Detroit or Chicago?

Mexico.

Answer to Find the inverse of the function. f(x) = 2x + 1

Wed, 20 Oct 2010 11:09:29 -0700

Find the inverse of the function. f(x) = 2x + 1

Well, it's been a while...here goes f-1 =x But don't take my word for it, it's been a while, so try it your self.

Answer to 17 and wanting a baby...

Tue, 19 Oct 2010 18:28:38 -0700

17 and wanting a baby...

Wear a condom.

Answer to HEY ANIMAL CROSSING CITY FOLK LOVERS WII READ THIS NOW! OR IF U KNOW ANYBODY. CUZ I REALLY NEED NEIGHBORS. READ BELOW

Tue, 19 Oct 2010 17:56:56 -0700

HEY ANIMAL CROSSING CITY FOLK LOVERS WII READ THIS NOW! OR IF U KNOW ANYBODY. CUZ I REALLY NEED NEIGHBORS. READ BELOW

ALL CAPS LOCK!!!

Answer to If you could develop an App. for a SmartPhone what would it be ?

Tue, 19 Oct 2010 17:55:27 -0700

If you could develop an App. for a SmartPhone what would it be ?

Money locator.

Answer to If you could develop an App. for a SmartPhone what would it be ?

Tue, 19 Oct 2010 17:55:27 -0700

If you could develop an App. for a SmartPhone what would it be ?

Money locator.

Answer to What is a good way to try to recall my memories of 2008?

Tue, 19 Oct 2010 17:53:16 -0700

What is a good way to try to recall my memories of 2008?

Look through your old stuff and listen to music from the time.

Answer to how does roots help tree in windy weather?

Thu, 14 Oct 2010 19:43:28 -0700

how does roots help tree in windy weather?

idk