Answerbag: Will Smith's answers

Answer to WAITER, Can I please get ___________________.

Sat, 06 Dec 2008 09:31:29 -0800

WAITER, Can I please get ___________________.

A Vasectomy

Answer to How do i get my 12 yr old to listen?

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 10:54:23 -0800

How do i get my 12 yr old to listen?

discipline

Answer to What's the funniest toast you've ever heard?

Sun, 28 Sep 2008 19:58:26 -0700

What's the funniest toast you've ever heard?

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Dude that was the funniest thing i've ever heard.

Answer to Can you name the person you love right now? just there first name

Fri, 12 Sep 2008 06:55:22 -0700

Can you name the person you love right now? just there first name

Charity

Answer to Zombie Apocalypse! AB has managed to find secure ground in the mountains, and we're all safe, have enough food and water and means to fight back. However, we need to keep fighting and working and plan the rebirth of humanity. What part will you play?

Fri, 12 Sep 2008 06:45:29 -0700

Zombie Apocalypse! AB has managed to find secure ground in the mountains, and we're all safe, have enough food and water and means to fight back. However, we need to keep fighting and working and plan the rebirth of humanity. What part will you play?

Go Kamakaze on every zombie I see until I get bit....then shoot myself.

Answer to What would happen if everyone was drunk?

Wed, 10 Sep 2008 22:20:11 -0700

What would happen if everyone was drunk?

There would be a lot of puke.

Answer to How old were you when you felt what you believed was absolute "true" love?

Tue, 09 Sep 2008 21:28:57 -0700

How old were you when you felt what you believed was absolute "true" love?

14...it wasnt

Answer to Do you smell what The ROCK is cooking?

Sun, 07 Sep 2008 11:53:51 -0700

Do you smell what The ROCK is cooking?

Oh dear what is that delightful smell? MMMM I love the smell of....eeeewwwww

Answer to What type of things can I be in...HOT PURSUIT of?

Sun, 07 Sep 2008 11:50:04 -0700

What type of things can I be in...HOT PURSUIT of?

You can be in the Pursuit of Happyness.

Answer to What can we do in a America to make divorce laws more fair for men. I mean really, women don't deserve the extreme bias they automatically receive in almost all matters of divorce. How can we change this?

Sun, 07 Sep 2008 11:49:23 -0700

What can we do in a America to make divorce laws more fair for men. I mean really, women don't deserve the extreme bias they automatically receive in almost all matters of divorce. How can we change this?

I don't think we can. My opinion is that women were so mad that they didn't have as much rights as men that well the revolution happened right? Now they have MORE rights than men. We may have some better rights but they do have more.

Answer to Are there any good zombie movies besides Resident Evils, 28days/weeks, and I am Legend?

Sun, 07 Sep 2008 11:47:27 -0700

Are there any good zombie movies besides Resident Evils, 28days/weeks, and I am Legend?

I am Legend Wasn't a zombie movie. Those we're dark seekers. They were similar but not the exact same. I'd say dawn of the dead (original) Shaun of the dead was a classic. And night of the living dead. (original)

Answer to What makes women turn into whores?

Sun, 07 Sep 2008 11:46:02 -0700

What makes women turn into whores?

I've answered this before. Media and bad families.

Answer to Can I borrow a quarter?

Sun, 07 Sep 2008 11:45:20 -0700

Can I borrow a quarter?

Phone call no problem my good sir.

Answer to What is your least favorite kind of soup?

Sun, 07 Sep 2008 11:44:47 -0700

What is your least favorite kind of soup?

Pea soup

Answer to What is your favorite slogan?

Sun, 07 Sep 2008 11:44:25 -0700

What is your favorite slogan?

"Don't ever let someone tell you that you can't do something." Will Smith in Pursuit of Happyness.

Answer to What is the need to be thin? i mean why do people want to be thin(not healthy but thin)?

Tue, 02 Sep 2008 08:42:42 -0700

What is the need to be thin? i mean why do people want to be thin(not healthy but thin)?

Good question. But the answer is obvious. Media. We watch TV and see people getting hot boyfriends/girlfriends by being thin. In this day and age you can't be fat without people making fun of you. Admit that when you see a thin person you have more of an urge to socialize than with a...

Answer to When you have time to yourself what do you do?

Mon, 01 Sep 2008 07:25:27 -0700

When you have time to yourself what do you do?

Play guitar. Nexopia. Answerbag. Facebook. I'll staple random things to my dad's wall and see what his reaction is when he gets home...you know the usual.

Answer to What is the coldest city in the world?

Thu, 29 May 2008 18:10:21 -0700

What is the coldest city in the world?

north pole

Answer to Do you think if i really, really tried i could predict the lottery numbers?

Sun, 11 May 2008 23:32:03 -0700

Do you think if i really, really tried i could predict the lottery numbers?

yes

Answer to Which is a fantastic country -UK or USA?

Thu, 01 May 2008 07:00:07 -0700

Which is a fantastic country -UK or USA?

I'm not too fond of the USA. Too much Violence but UK is peacful and very diplomatic +100000000000000 for the UK

Answer to How do you know if a friend is using you?

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 22:05:20 -0700

How do you know if a friend is using you?

ask them

Answer to What is your most useless kitchen appliance?

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 21:16:15 -0700

What is your most useless kitchen appliance?

none

Answer to How do you get around smart filter?

Fri, 25 Apr 2008 06:45:00 -0700

How do you get around smart filter?

You can't.

Answer to Is it safe to thumb a lift these days?

Fri, 25 Apr 2008 06:41:01 -0700

Is it safe to thumb a lift these days?

No

Answer to Is the Playstation 3 worth all the money that people are actually paying for it?

Mon, 21 Apr 2008 23:06:36 -0700

Is the Playstation 3 worth all the money that people are actually paying for it?

two words. yes

Answer to Where do you buy a flying monkey?

Mon, 21 Apr 2008 22:45:06 -0700

Where do you buy a flying monkey?

The flying monkey store.

Answer to What is more? A 20 pound box of 50 dollar bills or a 50 pound box of 20 dollar bills?

Mon, 21 Apr 2008 22:40:00 -0700

What is more? A 20 pound box of 50 dollar bills or a 50 pound box of 20 dollar bills?

They're the same amount.

Answer to Is anyone else on here unemployed?

Mon, 21 Apr 2008 22:33:46 -0700

Is anyone else on here unemployed?

REVOLT AGAINST EMPLOYMENT!!! yeah im currently unemployed

Answer to I'm taking a deck of cards and writing a quote on each one. do you have any good ones for me?

Mon, 21 Apr 2008 22:32:55 -0700

I'm taking a deck of cards and writing a quote on each one. do you have any good ones for me?

"Don't be troubling trouble if trouble ain't troubling you" -Bruce Kennedy

Answer to What is the best way to meet new friends in a big, anonymous city?

Mon, 21 Apr 2008 22:17:38 -0700

What is the best way to meet new friends in a big, anonymous city?

Walk around, go into bars, restaurants, see if there are any girls you might be interested in. Socialize. Go to social events. When you arrive, do not isolate yourself, just get out there and socialize.

Answer to Is becoming immune to pain a good thing?

Mon, 21 Apr 2008 22:15:38 -0700

Is becoming immune to pain a good thing?

No, you need pain to feel. Technically everything we feel is a mild pain. As you are typing right now, many cells in the tips of your fingers are dying. If there is no pain then there is no feeling which means that you have to check up regularly on yourself to see if your dying or not.

Answer to Why is it often assumed that when you ask a question there is a predetermined motive behind the question?

Mon, 21 Apr 2008 22:14:09 -0700

Why is it often assumed that when you ask a question there is a predetermined motive behind the question?

Humanity is crazy, therefore we think crazy.

Answer to If you were to make a "slasher movie survival guide" what tips would you include?

Mon, 21 Apr 2008 22:13:37 -0700

If you were to make a "slasher movie survival guide" what tips would you include?

Don't die

Answer to Why don't you get a job?

Mon, 21 Apr 2008 22:12:23 -0700

Why don't you get a job?

I'm a new born... No, I seriously have no idea how to make a resume.

Answer to Do you ever wonder if your toys come to life when you leave the room like in the movie Toy Story?

Mon, 21 Apr 2008 22:09:12 -0700

Do you ever wonder if your toys come to life when you leave the room like in the movie Toy Story?

I have always wondered that. But we will never know because they go back to their toy state when we walk back in. And even when your not there...technically...tehy aren't either because you can't see them.

Answer to How do you make the + sign give as many points as you want to give?

Mon, 21 Apr 2008 22:07:50 -0700

How do you make the + sign give as many points as you want to give?

hover your cursor over the plus sign then bring it up to the number of points you wnat to give

Answer to If you met the right person, how many children would you have?

Mon, 21 Apr 2008 22:07:16 -0700

If you met the right person, how many children would you have?

2, one girl one boy girl named jillian boy named bob

Answer to Does he who laughs last, thinks slowest?

Sun, 20 Apr 2008 20:07:35 -0700

Does he who laughs last, thinks slowest?

you got that off of a billboard in kamloops... but no its not true it just means he didnt hear correctly

Answer to Do you sometimes feel that you're the only one who doesn't get the joke?

Sun, 20 Apr 2008 19:54:41 -0700

Do you sometimes feel that you're the only one who doesn't get the joke?

i dont get it

Answer to What good is that going to do?

Sun, 20 Apr 2008 10:33:17 -0700

What good is that going to do?

thats the point!

Answer to Would you make a good soldier?

Wed, 16 Apr 2008 21:27:15 -0700

Would you make a good soldier?

no

Answer to Which is more satisfying, a good question or a good answer?

Mon, 14 Apr 2008 11:28:59 -0700

Which is more satisfying, a good question or a good answer?

A good answer for it gives me more information.

Answer to Where is your spot? This question goes for guys too.

Sun, 13 Apr 2008 13:48:56 -0700

Where is your spot? This question goes for guys too.

The back of my neck. When ever someone massages it I literally pass out and It just feels so good. Oh yes and my penis. (obviously)

Answer to How did you meet your best friend?

Thu, 03 Apr 2008 19:07:36 -0700

How did you meet your best friend?

Gears of war online

Answer to WHAT DID YOU SAY?

Thu, 03 Apr 2008 19:06:55 -0700

WHAT DID YOU SAY?

what?

Answer to How come Steven King has allways been so sucessful at horror films and books?

Mon, 31 Mar 2008 23:18:34 -0700

How come Steven King has allways been so sucessful at horror films and books?

The man is a novel genius. He is a pretty twisted man but he's still a genius. He has the best twists on his endings...like The Mist.

Answer to If my father has a gun in his house,what must I do?(I will not tell the police)

Mon, 31 Mar 2008 22:59:09 -0700

If my father has a gun in his house,what must I do?(I will not tell the police)

Ask yourself WHY you won't tell the police. Chances are that he has a permit anyway. But if he doesn't confront him and ask what it's for.

Answer to Would you rather do dishes or laundry?

Mon, 31 Mar 2008 22:58:04 -0700

Would you rather do dishes or laundry?

Dishes all the way.

Answer to How many times have you thought you found "the one"? Have you finally found that person?

Mon, 31 Mar 2008 22:57:06 -0700

How many times have you thought you found "the one"? Have you finally found that person?

never

Answer to On a date, what is the most money that you've spent?

Sat, 29 Mar 2008 23:17:30 -0700

On a date, what is the most money that you've spent?

10 bux

Answer to What is the most thing make you attracted to a girl?

Sat, 29 Mar 2008 23:16:55 -0700

What is the most thing make you attracted to a girl?

Bad grammar by the way. But I always look at the eyes.

Answer to Who do you think is the best musician in history to have had a disability?

Sat, 29 Mar 2008 23:16:22 -0700

Who do you think is the best musician in history to have had a disability?

Steavie Wonder

Answer to A guy's standing on the street with a sign saying "Free Hugs." Do you take him up on the offer?

Sat, 29 Mar 2008 23:15:21 -0700

A guy's standing on the street with a sign saying "Free Hugs." Do you take him up on the offer?

Depends on if he's a pick-pocket...but if not then yes. Hugs make everyone happy

Answer to What kind of love have you got?

Sat, 29 Mar 2008 23:14:00 -0700

What kind of love have you got?

None

Answer to Do you wanna kill the trolls?

Sat, 29 Mar 2008 23:13:38 -0700

Do you wanna kill the trolls?

No I would like to ban the trolls from answerbag.

Answer to What is your favorite all time movie and why is it your favorite?

Sat, 29 Mar 2008 23:13:06 -0700

What is your favorite all time movie and why is it your favorite?

I am Legend

Answer to What would i need to do to be emo?

Sat, 29 Mar 2008 23:12:47 -0700

What would i need to do to be emo?

on drugs

Answer to Whats 5 plus 5?

Sat, 29 Mar 2008 23:12:10 -0700

Whats 5 plus 5?

10...its quite simple

Answer to Anyone else hafta pee?

Thu, 27 Mar 2008 22:33:36 -0700

Anyone else hafta pee?

I didn't...but now that you mentioned it

Answer to Can smell turn you on?

Thu, 27 Mar 2008 17:35:59 -0700

Can smell turn you on?

yeah there are a couple out there that get me goin

Answer to Is it true that Everyone here is a teen?

Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:32:59 -0700

Is it true that Everyone here is a teen?

yeah im 14

Answer to Can I buy a piece of tuna from the supermarket and just eat it raw like sushi?

Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:57:28 -0700

Can I buy a piece of tuna from the supermarket and just eat it raw like sushi?

No. It must be Salmon. Make sure it has been frozen for over 24 hours then let it thaw in the fridge. Cut it up into squares, fill a bowl with wasabi and kikoman soy sauce, stir, dip the salmon in, eat it, and wait to get your head blown off.

Answer to If you drove a bus with 43 people on board from Chicago, stopped at Pittsburgh to pick up 7 more and drop off 5, and at Cleveland to drop off 8 passengers and pick up 4 more and eventually arrive at Philadelphia 20 hrs later, What's the drivers name?

Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:52:09 -0700

If you drove a bus with 43 people on board from Chicago, stopped at Pittsburgh to pick up 7 more and drop off 5, and at Cleveland to drop off 8 passengers and pick up 4 more and eventually arrive at Philadelphia 20 hrs later, What's the drivers name?

My name

Answer to What turns you on more, being in control or controlled during sex?

Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:48:42 -0700

What turns you on more, being in control or controlled during sex?

I like being controlled. Or seduced.

Answer to What are good highschool graduation presents? (sister to sister)

Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:46:20 -0700

What are good highschool graduation presents? (sister to sister)

-Male stripper -Money -First season of South Park -Led Zeppelin albums

Answer to What are two things you think should never be mentioned in the same sentence?

Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:41:46 -0700

What are two things you think should never be mentioned in the same sentence?

Marylyn Manson and Classical music.

Answer to Do you think Hitler went to heaven? Why or why not?

Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:38:13 -0700

Do you think Hitler went to heaven? Why or why not?

No offense but that's not really a great question, but iether way it's a question so I'm gonna answer it. I don't believe in heaven or hell. I think he just died and is now walking the earth laughing at people and blessing people when they sneeze with "gazunteit".

Answer to Are you tolerant of the beliefs of others?

Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:36:19 -0700

Are you tolerant of the beliefs of others?

everyone is entitled to their opinion.

Answer to Did anyone else scream at their computer when AB didn't load?

Tue, 25 Mar 2008 19:29:44 -0700

Did anyone else scream at their computer when AB didn't load?

Haha, no I was just frustrated because no one asnwered any of my questions when I got back

Answer to Where were you during the 9/11 attack on the World Trade Center buildings in New York City?

Sat, 22 Mar 2008 22:32:11 -0700

Where were you during the 9/11 attack on the World Trade Center buildings in New York City?

grade 3, eating cake and chips and it came over the annoncments

Answer to What is the most interesting experience youve had yet?

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 13:39:40 -0700

What is the most interesting experience youve had yet?

quicksand

Answer to I changed my avatar! Watcha think about it :D

Sun, 16 Mar 2008 13:17:07 -0700

I changed my avatar! Watcha think about it :D

Is it you? if its you then yeah its great (didnt mean that in a perverted way)

Answer to Which type of bass should i get, a precision bass or a jazz bass. Its so hard to choose!!!

Sun, 16 Mar 2008 11:02:30 -0700

Which type of bass should i get, a precision bass or a jazz bass. Its so hard to choose!!!

Jazz. The sound it makes when playing any song is just perfect.

Answer to Who am I?

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 06:41:44 -0700

Who am I?

Your not me that's for sure.

Answer to I feel so silly. . . I majored in english and I am applying for a job and on my resume I am not sure whether to put english with a capital or not. which is the correct way?

Wed, 05 Mar 2008 21:44:48 -0800

I feel so silly. . . I majored in english and I am applying for a job and on my resume I am not sure whether to put english with a capital or not. which is the correct way?

I'm pretty sure that all languages have capital E's.

Answer to What is the first thing that comes to mind when you see this, (.)(.)?

Mon, 03 Mar 2008 20:20:33 -0800

What is the first thing that comes to mind when you see this, (.)(.)?

I didn't Do it!!!

Answer to Is an original photograph printed onto canvas (straight from the camera) still considered a giclee'?

Mon, 03 Mar 2008 19:10:28 -0800

Is an original photograph printed onto canvas (straight from the camera) still considered a giclee'?

Well not exactly. It can't be EXACTLY like the photo. Nothing is an exact copy of anything so technically nothing is a glicee.

Answer to Men, do you like your women Spicy or Sweet? Attitude wise.

Mon, 03 Mar 2008 18:57:50 -0800

Men, do you like your women Spicy or Sweet? Attitude wise.

sweet

Answer to What do you do to kill time in an airport with a 2 hour layover and only 10 dollars?

Mon, 03 Mar 2008 18:56:39 -0800

What do you do to kill time in an airport with a 2 hour layover and only 10 dollars?

Eat your money?

Answer to Jimi Hendrix, Stevie Ray Vaughn or Al King?

Sun, 02 Mar 2008 11:47:13 -0800

Jimi Hendrix, Stevie Ray Vaughn or Al King?

None of the above. Carlos Santana.

Answer to Do you believe that your taste in music heavily influences your lifestyle?

Sun, 02 Mar 2008 11:46:29 -0800

Do you believe that your taste in music heavily influences your lifestyle?

Very much so yes. The Beatles have infulenced many people. Thae've influenced me to love and not hate. To root for peace and not war.

Answer to FOR MEN- Would you wear a womens thong for an entire day for 50 dollars?

Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:44:41 -0800

FOR MEN- Would you wear a womens thong for an entire day for 50 dollars?

Dude, I'd do ANYTHING for fifty bucks.

Answer to Will smith is loved by many & internationally famous. When you hear the name WILL SMITH what springs to mind?

Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:41:27 -0800

Will smith is loved by many & internationally famous. When you hear the name WILL SMITH what springs to mind?

AWESOMENESS I bet you asked this JUST for me that man is very very good. He did an amazing job in pursuit of happyness and the legand of bagger vance.

Answer to What is the craziest thing you've ever done?

Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:29:34 -0800

What is the craziest thing you've ever done?

LSD

Answer to Will Smith, Hot! or what? ;-)

Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:29:08 -0800

Will Smith, Hot! or what? ;-)

WOOOOHHOOOO Will Smith is SUCH an under rated actor. He plays a different character in every movie and he can be anyone he wants. The man is a legend and i will debate with anyone who disagrees...Al pacino is pretty awesome too.

Answer to Would you rather eat a human being raw or starve to death?

Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:16:57 -0800

Would you rather eat a human being raw or starve to death?

well if eating a human raw would keep me alive then i would eat a human raw. quite simple.

Answer to Is it okay to ask for more?

Wed, 27 Feb 2008 22:23:14 -0800

Is it okay to ask for more?

It's always okay to ask for more but is it the apporopriate timing? well depends on what your asking for

Answer to Any other ABers happy to be alive?

Wed, 27 Feb 2008 22:21:16 -0800

Any other ABers happy to be alive?

If i wasn't happy to be alive I wouldn't be alive would I?

Answer to What kind of thing on Answerbag REALLY annoys you?

Wed, 27 Feb 2008 22:20:26 -0800

What kind of thing on Answerbag REALLY annoys you?

Using our email to sign in

Answer to How will you know that someone admires you?

Mon, 25 Feb 2008 22:58:15 -0800

How will you know that someone admires you?

Ask them.

Answer to May we please be given the option to flag comments? Some comments here are truly flag-worthy.

Mon, 25 Feb 2008 22:52:01 -0800

May we please be given the option to flag comments? Some comments here are truly flag-worthy.

Scroll to the bottom of the page. It says "feedback" click on it and follow the instructions and you can give the site some suggestions.

Answer to Are there any famous or celebrity users of Answerbag?

Mon, 25 Feb 2008 22:50:19 -0800

Are there any famous or celebrity users of Answerbag?

Well can I SAY I'm famous to make myself feel better?

Answer to I cant sleep it is a real problem what can i do

Mon, 25 Feb 2008 22:49:09 -0800

I cant sleep it is a real problem what can i do

That's when you start to take sleeping pills. Go see your personal Doctor.

Answer to What percent of self-esteem do you have?

Mon, 25 Feb 2008 22:48:06 -0800

What percent of self-esteem do you have?

90% People need to love themselves before they are loved by others.

Answer to Say for a moment, that God is not perfect. What do you think His biggest mistake may be? Or his one mistake?

Mon, 25 Feb 2008 22:47:34 -0800

Say for a moment, that God is not perfect. What do you think His biggest mistake may be? Or his one mistake?

War

Answer to Do you know the truth?

Mon, 25 Feb 2008 22:45:15 -0800

Do you know the truth?

THE TRUTH? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!! but anyways yeah I know people didn't go to the moon.

Answer to A lot of people keep telling each other to "Be Yourself." What do you think about this advice? Is that good advice or not?

Mon, 25 Feb 2008 22:44:24 -0800

A lot of people keep telling each other to "Be Yourself." What do you think about this advice? Is that good advice or not?

If all people were "themselves" then alot of us would be in jail and most likely dead.

Answer to Any embarrassing family moments

Mon, 25 Feb 2008 22:42:37 -0800

Any embarrassing family moments

Running down the street naked because your brother undressed you when you were drunk. That's not me. that's just something that would be embaressing.

Answer to In 1408, was he still stuck in the hour loop or was the end real life? If he was still stuck in the hour loop, why was his recorder all melted from the fire?

Mon, 25 Feb 2008 22:41:45 -0800

In 1408, was he still stuck in the hour loop or was the end real life? If he was still stuck in the hour loop, why was his recorder all melted from the fire?

It was probably just a plot hole. but I think it was the hour loop

Answer to What is the worst punishment you have recieved

Mon, 25 Feb 2008 22:38:42 -0800

What is the worst punishment you have recieved

Cleaning my room. It was because I smoked a joint. (last year I can't stand pot it makes me puke)