Answerbag: duckmysick's answers

Answer to At the age of 17 I still sleep with my stuffed squirrel that I've had since I was 2 years old. Does anyone still sleep with a teddy or something similar? How old are you?

Tue, 03 Feb 2009 11:46:13 -0800

At the age of 17 I still sleep with my stuffed squirrel that I've had since I was 2 years old. Does anyone still sleep with a teddy or something similar? How old are you?

no. i`m emotionally stable

Answer to If you are pleaded to give one day of your life to a dying STRANGER, would you agree? Your life would be shorter by one day but you will give him 24 more hours to live ...

Tue, 03 Feb 2009 04:38:58 -0800

If you are pleaded to give one day of your life to a dying STRANGER, would you agree? Your life would be shorter by one day but you will give him 24 more hours to live ...

same as donating organ - shortens donor life

Answer to Where can I find Knob Lick?

Tue, 03 Feb 2009 04:15:29 -0800

Where can I find Knob Lick?

eastern europe

Answer to If you see depressing news while eating - hungry children , streets strewn with blood & bodies . What do you do ?Change to an entertainment channel. Sympathize and keep eating. Listen attentively. It kills your appetite. - Any other. Please share.

Tue, 03 Feb 2009 04:09:52 -0800

If you see depressing news while eating - hungry children , streets strewn with blood & bodies . What do you do ?Change to an entertainment channel. Sympathize and keep eating. Listen attentively. It kills your appetite. - Any other. Please share.

same ads but when u try 2 hav a w@nk

Answer to Which is the most read book in the in the world?

Tue, 03 Feb 2009 04:08:04 -0800

Which is the most read book in the in the world?

the readers digest in my bathroom

Answer to What is the modern version of the village idiot?

Mon, 02 Feb 2009 23:48:17 -0800

What is the modern version of the village idiot?

council house scum

Answer to What is something specific that happens to you when you sleep that makes you look funny in the morning.

Mon, 02 Feb 2009 12:15:35 -0800

What is something specific that happens to you when you sleep that makes you look funny in the morning.

codpiece

Answer to My boyfriend and me are both Christians, but he is a protestant and I'm a catholic. I don't go to church, but he goes every Sunday. Would I go to hell for going to his church someday with him? I have a strange curiousity for learning about other religions

Sun, 01 Feb 2009 02:36:53 -0800

My boyfriend and me are both Christians, but he is a protestant and I'm a catholic. I don't go to church, but he goes every Sunday. Would I go to hell for going to his church someday with him? I have a strange curiousity for learning about other religions

not many priests would condemn you for this

Answer to It's been over a year since my dog died, and I still cry about it, is this normal?

Sun, 01 Feb 2009 01:52:38 -0800

It's been over a year since my dog died, and I still cry about it, is this normal?

yes but time heals take care 5

Answer to HELP!! I'm getting ready to try & quit smoking. Can anyone give me advice as to what to do when I want to bash someones skull in or cry like a baby? I can't use the patch & I don't want my family to suffer from my bad moods

Sun, 01 Feb 2009 00:59:25 -0800

HELP!! I'm getting ready to try & quit smoking. Can anyone give me advice as to what to do when I want to bash someones skull in or cry like a baby? I can't use the patch & I don't want my family to suffer from my bad moods

you live for the short term sit and reprogram your mind

Answer to What are some keywords you would use to describe your religion?

Sun, 01 Feb 2009 00:49:03 -0800

What are some keywords you would use to describe your religion?

i believe in father christmas - mind you.... i am greg lake!

Answer to Do you love to have a partner?

Sun, 01 Feb 2009 00:18:59 -0800

Do you love to have a partner?

depends on your upbringing

Answer to I'm coming to your house for the Superbowl...what should I bring?

Sat, 31 Jan 2009 14:25:36 -0800

I'm coming to your house for the Superbowl...what should I bring?

vibrator

Answer to Is there a type of music you no longer listen to?

Sat, 31 Jan 2009 14:24:41 -0800

Is there a type of music you no longer listen to?

unfortunately i had a knock on the head 2 years ago which rendered my being unable to understand good music. I love rap

Answer to IS IT ME OR DO BAKED BEANS DONT TASTE THE SAME AS THEY DID 6 MONTHS

Sat, 31 Jan 2009 14:19:06 -0800

IS IT ME OR DO BAKED BEANS DONT TASTE THE SAME AS THEY DID 6 MONTHS

osama bin laden is growing gm haricot beans that makes people unimportant

Answer to What causes you to feel fatige?

Sat, 31 Jan 2009 14:17:42 -0800

What causes you to feel fatige?

its all to do with crystals and your sun sign

Answer to What does your mustache say about you?

Fri, 30 Jan 2009 23:38:29 -0800

What does your mustache say about you?

nothing - my moustache knows to keep his damn mouth shut

Answer to What is the most misunderstood emotion?

Fri, 30 Jan 2009 15:24:21 -0800

What is the most misunderstood emotion?

melancholia

Answer to Going straight home from work? If not where will your stop be?

Fri, 30 Jan 2009 15:00:17 -0800

Going straight home from work? If not where will your stop be?

stopping by your analyst 4

Answer to When was the last time you looked up to the night sky just to watch the stars?

Fri, 30 Jan 2009 14:57:00 -0800

When was the last time you looked up to the night sky just to watch the stars?

increase the dose 4

Answer to If you won a huge lottery would you put your time and finances toward any particular cause?

Fri, 30 Jan 2009 14:53:44 -0800

If you won a huge lottery would you put your time and finances toward any particular cause?

shopping travel shooting

Answer to Were buying those rechargable batteries a disappointment?

Fri, 30 Jan 2009 14:49:02 -0800

Were buying those rechargable batteries a disappointment?

best move ever

Answer to Why are roses red?

Fri, 30 Jan 2009 14:42:45 -0800

Why are roses red?

they dont smell red

Answer to What scent really gets your mouth to watering?

Fri, 30 Jan 2009 14:32:10 -0800

What scent really gets your mouth to watering?

meat pies fresh bread pasties

Answer to What is a sport people play for exercise?

Fri, 30 Jan 2009 12:05:14 -0800

What is a sport people play for exercise?

u woke again??? aaaagghhhh!! 4

Answer to How can you walk on a fountain in gaia towns?

Fri, 30 Jan 2009 12:04:16 -0800

How can you walk on a fountain in gaia towns?

hover shoes

Answer to Could you be a redneck if________?

Fri, 30 Jan 2009 11:42:07 -0800

Could you be a redneck if________?

you dare to speak your mind on AB and upset some blinkered student knobhead

Answer to Today i saw 2 woman arguing but couldnt here the conversation, what do you think they were arguing about?

Fri, 30 Jan 2009 11:30:48 -0800

Today i saw 2 woman arguing but couldnt here the conversation, what do you think they were arguing about?

10 years ago one of them forgot to return the other one`s pen

Answer to What's the one thing you would change about me?

Fri, 30 Jan 2009 11:25:08 -0800

What's the one thing you would change about me?

your nappy

Answer to How can you stop a woman from blowing a rape whistle?

Fri, 30 Jan 2009 11:14:46 -0800

How can you stop a woman from blowing a rape whistle?

impossible

Answer to Do you realize this is Answerbag not B.S.bag?

Fri, 30 Jan 2009 10:50:09 -0800

Do you realize this is Answerbag not B.S.bag?

quit bringing down the vibe dude

Answer to I want to be the most important person in my future husbands life..even more important to him than his mom..is that wrong?

Fri, 30 Jan 2009 10:45:56 -0800

I want to be the most important person in my future husbands life..even more important to him than his mom..is that wrong?

you evil bint!

Answer to What the heck is wrong with muslims??? They made frito lay take the pork enzymes out of all their products! my cheetos taste terrible now!

Fri, 30 Jan 2009 10:14:58 -0800

What the heck is wrong with muslims??? They made frito lay take the pork enzymes out of all their products! my cheetos taste terrible now!

and then they dont even buy them tw@ts

Answer to If you are worried about the economy, have you bought garden seeds for this year?

Fri, 30 Jan 2009 09:52:48 -0800

If you are worried about the economy, have you bought garden seeds for this year?

think you have solution there to the credit crunch

Answer to If you are sleepy, do you still pick up the phone call from your sweet heart?

Fri, 30 Jan 2009 09:47:58 -0800

If you are sleepy, do you still pick up the phone call from your sweet heart?

if i`ve masturbated, no

Answer to Your boss is_____?

Fri, 30 Jan 2009 09:38:18 -0800

Your boss is_____?

ok

Answer to What's the first thing you think of when I say "warm and fuzzy"?

Fri, 30 Jan 2009 05:18:40 -0800

What's the first thing you think of when I say "warm and fuzzy"?

warm Coke

Answer to Do think hunting is ok?

Fri, 30 Jan 2009 05:15:47 -0800

Do think hunting is ok?

yes, but be vewwwy vewwwy qwieit

Answer to If the "Man" wants your head and your "homies" have got your back who's watching your a**?

Fri, 30 Jan 2009 05:12:13 -0800

If the "Man" wants your head and your "homies" have got your back who's watching your a**?

your boyfriend

Answer to How many words are we allowed, to ask a question?

Fri, 30 Jan 2009 04:58:11 -0800

How many words are we allowed, to ask a question?

one, if it`s long enough

Answer to Should we expect people on our AB Friends List to give our Questions points, how would you react if you found they never point your question?

Fri, 30 Jan 2009 01:54:21 -0800

Should we expect people on our AB Friends List to give our Questions points, how would you react if you found they never point your question?

best that you can hope for is to die in your sleep

Answer to How do i get my family to ask me if i am gay? i want them to have the guts to ask before i tell them.

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 12:01:37 -0800

How do i get my family to ask me if i am gay? i want them to have the guts to ask before i tell them.

keep playing "20 questions" eventually that question will come up

Answer to How do you subdue your dirty mind?

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 11:39:14 -0800

How do you subdue your dirty mind?

wrestle conscience

Answer to Should poor people pay more taxes because there are more of them?

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 11:38:18 -0800

Should poor people pay more taxes because there are more of them?

taxing the poor is a tax on the bone idle i`m in 4

Answer to Do answers here ever remind you of Family Feud? You know , when everyone says "Good answer good answer" when its about as stupid as can be?

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 11:29:42 -0800

Do answers here ever remind you of Family Feud? You know , when everyone says "Good answer good answer" when its about as stupid as can be?

i ahve no opinion

Answer to Could you be a close friend with a girl if not attracted to her?

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 11:29:01 -0800

Could you be a close friend with a girl if not attracted to her?

if she`s ugly, yes

Answer to My boyfriend and I live together for about 7 months now, I really love him and he is loving and caring guy but financially he doesn't really support for I need. I quit my job moving in with him because i love him. What should i do?

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 11:22:57 -0800

My boyfriend and I live together for about 7 months now, I really love him and he is loving and caring guy but financially he doesn't really support for I need. I quit my job moving in with him because i love him. What should i do?

say you`re pregnant

Answer to Men or women, would you marry a virgin if you were remarrying?

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 11:14:05 -0800

Men or women, would you marry a virgin if you were remarrying?

yeah and she better like it up her too

Answer to What has been your experience with getting revenge against a person?

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 11:13:18 -0800

What has been your experience with getting revenge against a person?

she closed the curtains on me b1tch 4

Answer to Did ANY type of birth control ever fail to do it's job for you or somebody you know?

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 11:10:30 -0800

Did ANY type of birth control ever fail to do it's job for you or somebody you know?

self restraint aint reliable

Answer to Has anyone got an idea for making an office "greener" to reduce the costs?

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 11:04:28 -0800

Has anyone got an idea for making an office "greener" to reduce the costs?

kill the boss - one less car used every day

Answer to For men, when you are in love, do u think sexually about other girls?

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 11:03:46 -0800

For men, when you are in love, do u think sexually about other girls?

yeah.. i`m a right bastard! p.s. the woman in the avatar is lush! 4

Answer to What is the one word that defines you?

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 10:46:46 -0800

What is the one word that defines you?

undefinable

Answer to How do you get in those hard to reach places?

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 10:45:51 -0800

How do you get in those hard to reach places?

hire a filipino

Answer to Why do men and women think SO differently?

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 10:44:12 -0800

Why do men and women think SO differently?

men got bollocks women talk bollocks

Answer to Why are people poor in Africa?

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 10:38:36 -0800

Why are people poor in Africa?

black on black conflict

Answer to Can you put a veneer on a dead tooth? I don't have the money to replace the tooth yet but I could afford a veneer till I have enough.

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 05:29:20 -0800

Can you put a veneer on a dead tooth? I don't have the money to replace the tooth yet but I could afford a veneer till I have enough.

if america can vote a turd into the oval office anything is possible

Answer to Do you have an expensive name? e.g. Chanel, Mercedes, etc.? (Meaning your parents named you with an expensive name.)

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 05:21:28 -0800

Do you have an expensive name? e.g. Chanel, Mercedes, etc.? (Meaning your parents named you with an expensive name.)

yeah - Big Buck

Answer to When someone says to you "give me a break"..."cut me some slack".."why don't you give me the benefit of the doubt?"...do you?

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 05:20:46 -0800

When someone says to you "give me a break"..."cut me some slack".."why don't you give me the benefit of the doubt?"...do you?

they become slavs in my eyes and must be chained to boats

Answer to Who is, in your opinion, the greatest guitarist ever?

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 05:17:36 -0800

Who is, in your opinion, the greatest guitarist ever?

vim fuego

Answer to Who is the banker on deal or no deal?

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 05:17:16 -0800

Who is the banker on deal or no deal?

there are a pool of bankers and they rotate

Answer to Do you ever take the wash clothes or towels when you stay at a Hotel?

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 05:15:19 -0800

Do you ever take the wash clothes or towels when you stay at a Hotel?

if it aint nailed down it`s a souvenier

Answer to How can I stop my feet, sandals, and sneakers from smelling so terrible? When I say I have horrible foot odor, I actually mean it. Odor Eaters spray has not been helping me. Any ideas?

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 05:14:03 -0800

How can I stop my feet, sandals, and sneakers from smelling so terrible? When I say I have horrible foot odor, I actually mean it. Odor Eaters spray has not been helping me. Any ideas?

bathe in acid

Answer to How can I stop blue screen errors from occuring multiple times per day?

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 00:00:03 -0800

How can I stop blue screen errors from occuring multiple times per day?

press [SHIFT]

Answer to What TV shows, if any, are you watching these days?

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 14:20:21 -0800

What TV shows, if any, are you watching these days?

my tv i won in a baked beans competition..... i only get repeats!

Answer to How do you react when someone is driving too closely behind you?

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 14:07:25 -0800

How do you react when someone is driving too closely behind you?

slow down until they back off if that dont work.....reverse

Answer to Eastside or westside?

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 14:00:43 -0800

Eastside or westside?

backside

Answer to You step out of the shower, dry and slip into something comfy then park yourself in front of the tv and switch it on; you are watching footage of yourself while in the shower! How would you feel?

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 13:55:49 -0800

You step out of the shower, dry and slip into something comfy then park yourself in front of the tv and switch it on; you are watching footage of yourself while in the shower! How would you feel?

wet

Answer to Who gets on your nerves? Why?

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 13:52:37 -0800

Who gets on your nerves? Why?

AB "gurus" who in their head are something special but in reality are social inadequates

Answer to What helps burn loads of fat on a diet?

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 13:41:48 -0800

What helps burn loads of fat on a diet?

speed

Answer to You would have to be a pretty bad cook to mess up what kind of foods?

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 13:33:02 -0800

You would have to be a pretty bad cook to mess up what kind of foods?

aw come on luv, take a nap! 4

Answer to How do you know when you love someone?

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 13:23:52 -0800

How do you know when you love someone?

weight loss insomnia .... bit like flu

Answer to Guys, do you like the colour pink?

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 11:28:41 -0800

Guys, do you like the colour pink?

esp on a birthday suit

Answer to Do you eat too much salt?

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 11:27:50 -0800

Do you eat too much salt?

gotta watch salt..... i`m a slug!

Answer to Whats the difference between waterboarding and snowboarding?

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 11:16:40 -0800

Whats the difference between waterboarding and snowboarding?

one is the same, the other is different

Answer to How politically correct are you?

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 11:09:20 -0800

How politically correct are you?

very

Answer to How long is pork good after the sell by date? obviously its been frozen the whole time!

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 10:12:43 -0800

How long is pork good after the sell by date? obviously its been frozen the whole time!

my girlfriend looks forward to my pork in cider

Answer to What is a worst addiction? Games or Porn?

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 09:54:15 -0800

What is a worst addiction? Games or Porn?

interactive uno

Answer to What is a reason for people to celebrate?

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 09:53:37 -0800

What is a reason for people to celebrate?

your bedtime

Answer to Describe 50 Cent in one word.

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 09:41:06 -0800

Describe 50 Cent in one word.

black

Answer to What is lol mean?

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 09:33:51 -0800

What is lol mean?

it means "look out lovely" - it is used in camp exchanges

Answer to What is the difference between an amp and an ampere?

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 09:21:27 -0800

What is the difference between an amp and an ampere?

ampere is a scientific specific amp is common gutter ambiguity

Answer to What do you like to do when you are bored?

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 09:15:58 -0800

What do you like to do when you are bored?

procrastinate

Answer to What kind of day are you having? good, bad, happy or sad?

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 08:57:14 -0800

What kind of day are you having? good, bad, happy or sad?

another bloody day, eddie

Answer to I have a curved penis it curves down, will it be harder for me to get my wife pregnant?

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 05:24:04 -0800

I have a curved penis it curves down, will it be harder for me to get my wife pregnant?

try it on someone else`s wife

Answer to What do you think about girl with long feet...(like clown kinda but not that big though)?

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 05:22:53 -0800

What do you think about girl with long feet...(like clown kinda but not that big though)?

ugly man feet get the operation

Answer to How much doesit costs for Mc Donald's franchise?

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 05:16:56 -0800

How much doesit costs for Mc Donald's franchise?

2 bits and a snog

Answer to What goes up and down the stairs without moving?

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 05:11:12 -0800

What goes up and down the stairs without moving?

a runner

Answer to If you had only had three months to live what would you do?

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 05:04:51 -0800

If you had only had three months to live what would you do?

take them in the summer

Answer to Why do the AB'rs answer sex questions by the thousands but not more important issues?

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 04:47:39 -0800

Why do the AB'rs answer sex questions by the thousands but not more important issues?

our answers cannot be found in any book

Answer to Which countries were neutral during World War II?

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 04:46:55 -0800

Which countries were neutral during World War II?

atlantis

Answer to Is It Possible To Build A Weapon Of Mass Destruction With Nothing But A Bowling Ball And A Couple Of Dimension Doors? =)

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 23:39:08 -0800

Is It Possible To Build A Weapon Of Mass Destruction With Nothing But A Bowling Ball And A Couple Of Dimension Doors? =)

depends on what you are planning to destroy

Answer to How do you keep you wife interested through the years?

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 14:14:05 -0800

How do you keep you wife interested through the years?

pounce

Answer to How do you make an anonymous call to the police about someone

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 14:11:07 -0800

How do you make an anonymous call to the police about someone

use a pseudonym like osama bin laden

Answer to Why do I only want to eat fruit?

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 14:00:00 -0800

Why do I only want to eat fruit?

are you a fruitbat?

Answer to Which do you prefer: ♥ or <3?

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 13:59:29 -0800

Which do you prefer: ♥ or <3?

fuckall^0.5

Answer to I have decided not to have children, but people keep telling me that this is a "selfish" decision. Thoughts?

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 13:22:37 -0800

I have decided not to have children, but people keep telling me that this is a "selfish" decision. Thoughts?

u will regret it get some kids out

Answer to How many days out of the week does your mate take off and do what they want to do without you?

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 13:14:34 -0800

How many days out of the week does your mate take off and do what they want to do without you?

yeah, 24/7

Answer to John Updike died today (age 76 of lung cancer) 27jan2009..Have you read any of his works? What did you think? I admire him but I didn't always care for his style:)

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 13:10:39 -0800

John Updike died today (age 76 of lung cancer) 27jan2009..Have you read any of his works? What did you think? I admire him but I didn't always care for his style:)

what was his biggest hit?

Answer to What shall i have for dinner tonight ?? keeping in mind i dont like vegetables.

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 13:00:00 -0800

What shall i have for dinner tonight ?? keeping in mind i dont like vegetables.

will it be chips or jacket spuds?