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At the age of 17 I still sleep with my stuffed squirrel that I've had since I was 2 years old. Does anyone still sleep with a teddy or something similar? How old are you?
no. i`m emotionally stable
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If you are pleaded to give one day of your life to a dying STRANGER, would you agree? Your life would be shorter by one day but you will give him 24 more hours to live ...
same as donating organ - shortens donor life
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Where can I find Knob Lick?
eastern europe
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If you see depressing news while eating - hungry children , streets strewn with blood & bodies . What do you do ?Change to an entertainment channel. Sympathize and keep eating. Listen attentively. It kills your appetite. - Any other. Please share.
same ads but when u try 2 hav a w@nk
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Which is the most read book in the in the world?
the readers digest in my bathroom
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What is the modern version of the village idiot?
council house scum
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What is something specific that happens to you when you sleep that makes you look funny in the morning.
codpiece
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My boyfriend and me are both Christians, but he is a protestant and I'm a catholic. I don't go to church, but he goes every Sunday. Would I go to hell for going to his church someday with him? I have a strange curiousity for learning about other religions
not many priests would condemn you for this
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It's been over a year since my dog died, and I still cry about it, is this normal?
yes
but time heals
take care
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HELP!! I'm getting ready to try & quit smoking. Can anyone give me advice as to what to do when I want to bash someones skull in or cry like a baby? I can't use the patch & I don't want my family to suffer from my bad moods
you live for the short term
sit and reprogram your mind
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What are some keywords you would use to describe your religion?
i believe in father christmas - mind you.... i am greg lake!
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Do you love to have a partner?
depends on your upbringing
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I'm coming to your house for the Superbowl...what should I bring?
vibrator
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Is there a type of music you no longer listen to?
unfortunately i had a knock on the head 2 years ago which rendered my being unable to understand good music.
I love rap
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IS IT ME OR DO BAKED BEANS DONT TASTE THE SAME AS THEY DID 6 MONTHS
osama bin laden is growing gm haricot beans that makes people unimportant
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What causes you to feel fatige?
its all to do with crystals and your sun sign
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What does your mustache say about you?
nothing - my moustache knows to keep his damn mouth shut
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What is the most misunderstood emotion?
melancholia
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Going straight home from work? If not where will your stop be?
stopping by your analyst
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When was the last time you looked up to the night sky just to watch the stars?
increase the dose
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If you won a huge lottery would you put your time and finances toward any particular cause?
shopping
travel
shooting
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Were buying those rechargable batteries a disappointment?
best move ever
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Why are roses red?
they dont smell red
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What scent really gets your mouth to watering?
meat pies
fresh bread
pasties
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What is a sport people play for exercise?
u woke again???
aaaagghhhh!!
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How can you walk on a fountain in gaia towns?
hover shoes
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Could you be a redneck if________?
you dare to speak your mind on AB and upset some blinkered student knobhead
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Today i saw 2 woman arguing but couldnt here the conversation, what do you think they were arguing about?
10 years ago one of them forgot to return the other one`s pen
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What's the one thing you would change about me?
your nappy
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How can you stop a woman from blowing a rape whistle?
impossible
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Do you realize this is Answerbag not B.S.bag?
quit bringing down the vibe dude
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I want to be the most important person in my future husbands life..even more important to him than his mom..is that wrong?
you evil bint!
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What the heck is wrong with muslims??? They made frito lay take the pork enzymes out of all their products! my cheetos taste terrible now!
and then they dont even buy them
tw@ts
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If you are worried about the economy, have you bought garden seeds for this year?
think you have solution there to the credit crunch
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If you are sleepy, do you still pick up the phone call from your sweet heart?
if i`ve masturbated, no
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Your boss is_____?
ok
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What's the first thing you think of when I say "warm and fuzzy"?
warm Coke
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Do think hunting is ok?
yes, but be vewwwy vewwwy qwieit
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If the "Man" wants your head and your "homies" have got your back who's watching your a**?
your boyfriend
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How many words are we allowed, to ask a question?
one, if it`s long enough
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Should we expect people on our AB Friends List to give our Questions points, how would you react if you found they never point your question?
best that you can hope for is to die in your sleep
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How do i get my family to ask me if i am gay? i want them to have the guts to ask before i tell them.
keep playing "20 questions"
eventually that question will come up
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How do you subdue your dirty mind?
wrestle conscience
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Should poor people pay more taxes because there are more of them?
taxing the poor is a tax on the bone idle
i`m in
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Do answers here ever remind you of Family Feud? You know , when everyone says "Good answer good answer" when its about as stupid as can be?
i ahve no opinion
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Could you be a close friend with a girl if not attracted to her?
if she`s ugly, yes
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My boyfriend and I live together for about 7 months now, I really love him and he is loving and caring guy but financially he doesn't really support for I need. I quit my job moving in with him because i love him. What should i do?
say you`re pregnant
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Men or women, would you marry a virgin if you were remarrying?
yeah
and she better like it up her too
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What has been your experience with getting revenge against a person?
she closed the curtains on me
b1tch
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Did ANY type of birth control ever fail to do it's job for you or somebody you know?
self restraint aint reliable
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Has anyone got an idea for making an office "greener" to reduce the costs?
kill the boss - one less car used every day
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For men, when you are in love, do u think sexually about other girls?
yeah.. i`m a right bastard!
p.s. the woman in the avatar is lush!
4
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What is the one word that defines you?
undefinable
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How do you get in those hard to reach places?
hire a filipino
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Why do men and women think SO differently?
men got bollocks
women talk bollocks
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Why are people poor in Africa?
black on black conflict
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Can you put a veneer on a dead tooth? I don't have the money to replace the tooth yet but I could afford a veneer till I have enough.
if america can vote a turd into the oval office anything is possible
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Do you have an expensive name? e.g. Chanel, Mercedes, etc.? (Meaning your parents named you with an expensive name.)
yeah - Big Buck
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When someone says to you "give me a break"..."cut me some slack".."why don't you give me the benefit of the doubt?"...do you?
they become slavs in my eyes and must be chained to boats
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Who is, in your opinion, the greatest guitarist ever?
vim fuego
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Who is the banker on deal or no deal?
there are a pool of bankers and they rotate
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Do you ever take the wash clothes or towels when you stay at a Hotel?
if it aint nailed down it`s a souvenier
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How can I stop my feet, sandals, and sneakers from smelling so terrible? When I say I have horrible foot odor, I actually mean it. Odor Eaters spray has not been helping me. Any ideas?
bathe in acid
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How can I stop blue screen errors from occuring multiple times per day?
press [SHIFT]
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What TV shows, if any, are you watching these days?
my tv i won in a baked beans competition..... i only get repeats!
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How do you react when someone is driving too closely behind you?
slow down until they back off
if that dont work.....reverse
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Eastside or westside?
backside
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Who gets on your nerves? Why?
AB "gurus" who in their head are something special
but in reality are social inadequates
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What helps burn loads of fat on a diet?
speed
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You would have to be a pretty bad cook to mess up what kind of foods?
aw come on luv, take a nap!
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How do you know when you love someone?
weight loss
insomnia
.... bit like flu
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Guys, do you like the colour pink?
esp on a birthday suit
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Do you eat too much salt?
gotta watch salt..... i`m a slug!
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Whats the difference between waterboarding and snowboarding?
one is the same, the other is different
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How politically correct are you?
very
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How long is pork good after the sell by date? obviously its been frozen the whole time!
my girlfriend looks forward to my pork in cider
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What is a worst addiction? Games or Porn?
interactive uno
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What is a reason for people to celebrate?
your bedtime
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Describe 50 Cent in one word.
black
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What is lol mean?
it means "look out lovely" - it is used in camp exchanges
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What is the difference between an amp and an ampere?
ampere is a scientific specific
amp is common gutter ambiguity
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What do you like to do when you are bored?
procrastinate
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What kind of day are you having? good, bad, happy or sad?
another bloody day, eddie
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I have a curved penis it curves down, will it be harder for me to get my wife pregnant?
try it on someone else`s wife
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What do you think about girl with long feet...(like clown kinda but not that big though)?
ugly man feet
get the operation
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How much doesit costs for Mc Donald's franchise?
2 bits and a snog
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What goes up and down the stairs without moving?
a runner
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If you had only had three months to live what would you do?
take them in the summer
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Why do the AB'rs answer sex questions by the thousands but not more important issues?
our answers cannot be found in any book
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Which countries were neutral during World War II?
atlantis
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Is It Possible To Build A Weapon Of Mass Destruction With Nothing But A Bowling Ball And A Couple Of Dimension Doors? =)
depends on what you are planning to destroy
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How do you keep you wife interested through the years?
pounce
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How do you make an anonymous call to the police about someone
use a pseudonym
like osama bin laden
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Why do I only want to eat fruit?
are you a fruitbat?
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Which do you prefer: ♥ or <3?
fuckall^0.5
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I have decided not to have children, but people keep telling me that this is a "selfish" decision. Thoughts?
u will regret it
get some kids out
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How many days out of the week does your mate take off and do what they want to do without you?
yeah, 24/7
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John Updike died today (age 76 of lung cancer) 27jan2009..Have you read any of his works? What did you think? I admire him but I didn't always care for his style:)
what was his biggest hit?
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What shall i have for dinner tonight ?? keeping in mind i dont like vegetables.
will it be chips or jacket spuds?
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I am sitting here marking exam papers - will you do some marking for me if I do your ironing?
no, fuck off
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Does this website censor words and phrases like: fuck, shit, dick, piss, cunt...etc.?
there`s only one way to find out
you cocksuckin, mothafuckin butthole rimmin rapscallion
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What is a coconut?
black on outside
white on inside
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Where did the phrase "he doesn't have a Chinaman's chance" come from?
chinaman poor
yanky man rich
duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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My son has varicocele
i dont like foreign food
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Last indian meal in uk should i get 2 nans?
no foreign muck - try bacon and egg
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On a scale of 1 to 10, How good of a kisser to you think you are?
more questions huh?
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What are your plans for your income tax refunds?
fund the birth of a political party
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Am i still liable for my husbands debts even if they not in my name? Should I start divorce proceedings or is it too late?
yep, pay up
it`s the law
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If somebody pinched your bracelet , is nasty to you all the time, hated your daughter, bit you on the forehead, would you let them move back in.. or have any contact with them at all?
i`d bring flowers to their grave after dancing on it
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Whats something you do before retiring each night?
check the pension
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I tried to wash IT off,but it wouldn't clean up!
try raikei
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Can you undo a bra with one hand and without looking, with one smooth motion?
i`m more smash n grab
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Who's a good boy?
Obama
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Would you grant someone's dying wish by having sex with them?
unless they had AIDS
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Do you announce when you have to pee?
no need, they can see it seeping thru
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How many times have you had your best fitting clothes shrink in the washing machine?
i have a french maid handwash everything
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Why are my eyes are watering more than usual?
better than bleeding
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What is something you'd find in a home aquarium?
are you just looking around the room for questions to ask?
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Are you a "push over"?
for sexy girls that flirt, oh yes
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Do you believe global warming is a fact or a myth? If you think it is a fact, what would you do about it if you were in charge?
we will drown
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If you have a boyfriend and you think about another guy and you think about kissing him and stuff is that considered cheating?
just don`t let it slip out
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Is it ok to go out with ur best friends brother?
he is 16 I am 17
be bit weird
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Opinions on the inverted bob?
prefer the perverted gob
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Anyone think its weird that i think Jessica from rogger rabbit is hot?
any sketch of massive tits is pleasing
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WHEN WILL PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD GROW UP WITH THE WHOLE INTERACIAL DATING THING?
never
it gives the horn
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What is a noise that is either way toooo loud or very annoying for your ears?
any woman
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Do you find the rumble of an earthquake amazing?
noone has ever experienced an earthquake - they are an urban myth
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Don't you think that each and everyone needs to know atleast some fighting moves?
best form of defence is awareness
and a knockout punch
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I am being subject to a personal point attack! Someone is DR all of my questions and answers simply because I spoke to them with the same attitude in which they spoke to me and they didn't like it. What can I do about this?
+3 from me
those people are pedos
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If your 13 year old boy keeps throwing all his clean and dirty clothes on his bed room floor and you tell over and over to clean it up and he is very slow a bout it is it better to hire a maid or take every thing from him like games and tv stuff?
put him on the naughty step
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What is the best day to go grocery shopping? (the day with the least amount of people)
not at night - theyre stacking shelves
and you get the alcoholics and druggies in
car park isnt safe
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What are some color names of nail polish?
Dull Tart
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What happens when you eat too many olives ?(stuffed with garlic)
cubic zirconia becomes all too real
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Does it bother you that President Obama smoke cigarettes?
yeah, he`s a twat
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I have really really dry skin, my face is peepling everywhere !!!!!!!! what can i do?
join a circus
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Who would you rather get stuck in an elivator with, Jim Carrey or Jim Morrison
jim macdonald would be better co.
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Which do you like more black or blue?
ever tried getting on a Blue Studies course?
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Super Bowl XLIII: Steelers or Cardinals?
i always bet on whitey
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In the state of North or South Dakota, what is a tourist attraction you might want to visit?
the rings around uranus
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If i reboot my laptop will that get me a new ip address?
depends if you have a static ip
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Do you believe something really bad is gonna happen in the year 2012 like some people believe?
yeah why not
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What is the name of any bean?
carib
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I want to apologize to someone I've never had to say sorry to. How long should I wait for him to cool down before I do so?
until the earth cools
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What's the scariest thing you had to go through in High-School?
a case of JD
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What your idea of the perfect day?
one that never starts
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Excuse me, "Can you watch my purse for a second while I run over there, I'll be right back?"
can i shit in your handbag?
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Golden Girls - best sitcom ever?
cheers
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HOW THE HECK DO I GET MY FRIKKEN RATING UP?
try publicly marking everyone down
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What games (sports, video games, etc) did you play as a kid?
pass the parsnip
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What's green and smells like pork?
mouldy pig
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WHen is the last time you were extremely frustrated because you were in a situation you could not control no matter how hard you tried?
when i tried juggling egg albumen
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Stumbleupon, Twitter, Facebook, Myspace. There are too many social networks now. I keep getting invitations to join, often from people I have never heard of. Which do you belong to and why?
shitspace - lots of folk intrigued by all things bog
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What would you do/say if someone said your children were ugly?
say nothing - just keep punching
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Right now should i eat chocolate or crisps ? or both
crisps = main course
chocoalte = dessert
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How was the demon in the mines of moria awoken?
did his mom shout up the stairs "Schoo-oool, time to wake up sleepyhead!"
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Who wants free microsoft points? ^^
any chance of shares in the Titanic while you`re there?
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What type of question (that has been asked multiple times in different forms) do you get sick of really fast? I have seen at least 10 "Am I pregnant" questions in the 1/2 hour that I have been on here today.
things about dinner party guests
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Does friendship comes with an expiry date?
god says to only like him
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When you purchase a product, what are you buying?
ask them next time in Argos
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What games do you remember from school?
drinking milk out of dirty bottles
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What time was it as you answered this question? Please give local time and GMT or geographic information.
time for hartley hare from Pipkins
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What is something, Your Grandmother always Said?
it`s so cold here on the floor
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If you could sleep with a celeb which one would it be?
groucho marx
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Who is your favorite porn star? why?
all naive newbies
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What is your favourite drink/food?
mannah
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Is your hair color natural or do you color it
all of the above
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One satisfying thing in life, is doing what others say you can not do! Do you agree?
i reckon you can`t chew me off
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Does a bear s*#t in the woods?
bears fear noone - they make others crap
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Should there be a female Pope?
there should never be a female Popeye
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How does Rory Peyton get to see me
Maybe he can ask you back out
may i suggest a knife fight?
they are the modern day fencing duel
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Have you ever lied to your doctor?
i tell him whatever i understand to be the truth at the time
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What is your favorite dog breed?
deputy dawg...... i loved that guy
but he hated muskrat
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Have you ever eaten Alligator meat?
I ate Wally Gator when the show cancelled
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What is the meaning of 'don't have a cow'?
see RSPCA vs Pervy Farmer
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Do you feel atheists appear just as pushy about disproving god as religous people are at converting/recruiting?
do atheists gather in a big building on a sunday to do nothin much?
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When will Prince Harry be the King of England?
there is a plot to install the Princess Royal as sovereign.
meet me behind Woolworths later
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If you could burn any one thing in the world, what would that be?
my enemy`s face
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What do others find attractive about you?
7 inches
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___ is dangerous.
a song by michael jackson
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Why do men like it when women don't wear a bra?
slutty behaviour erects the wang
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Women go to the Gyn. So what's a penis doctor called?
cock doc
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Whats a question with no answer called?
any question asked of a politician
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Do you recognize your voice when it's recorded?
every time... however I am R2-D2!
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Cold drink chillin' in my right hand.....What is it?
nitrogen?
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With women, where's a good place to get a tattoo that won't be affected by pregnancies. (i.e. somewhere that it won't stretch) but also a place that can easily be hidden under clothing if needed because of a job.
being a woman...that wont be your mouth then
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What type of computer do you use or trust?
aquarius
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When your left foot talks to your right foot........... what do they say?
they only hum
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On the TV show "Angel", if Angel doesn't breath, why does he pant so hard when he fights?
he works on the dirty phone lines
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Do you always believe there's more to someone than what meets the eye?
the left eye is sinister
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Is it wrong to think deeply?
only if you want to live in a council house
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At what age can a child get chicken pox?
what age do they want it?
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Sometimes we defend people who we know to be in the wrong... how far would you go ... where do you draw the line between people who need help regardless and those who deserve what they get?
lawyers make a living from it
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Is it ever appropriate to judge an individual on how they look? If so when?
yes - in an ID parade
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Do you believe that life is a lot tougher when you're stupid?
i hope so
let`s get rid of the thick
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In america, we will spend tens of thousands of dollars medicaly treating someones ill-health for the purpose of executing them. am I the only one who finds this rediculous? how is justice less served if you kill him while he is dieing of something else?
its called humanity
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Are you a morning person or a night person? I get more done at night, and sometimes stay up too late. How 'bout you?
id love 2 be up ALL night
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How can I commit suicide without feeling pain or screwing it up or getting sick first?
drown in anasthaetic
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IM in 7th grade and i like a grl whos going out with a kind of friend of mine. I dont wanna ruin any friendships, and me and the grl just met 4 real the other day, and we get along realy well. Wut should i do?? And i kinda think she might like me. Maybe
show her your winkie
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Is it ever appropriate to judge an individual on how they look? If so when?
people with piggy eyes are evil
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Should i travel with good airline as treat or low cost airline as someone else is paying?
no brainer - good airline
get some perfume and pringles on the way
put it on the bill
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Whats your best excuse to end a phone call? I particulary like "I have to go, I need a poo."
your front door is really tough to break through with an axe
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Have the public transit system workers on your city ever gone on strike? How long did it last?
it`s difficult to tell
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What's a good prank to play on an annoying co-worker?
find out his email address and send an email to alqaedah saying that they are all naughty boys
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At what age did you start to feel old?
when you look at your arse in a mirror
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How have you removed yourself from someone who was toxic in your life?
they done it to me
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Are you a knock on the door or ring the bell person when presented with both?
bell every time
although i do personally like the feel of a big knocker
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Was Jesus born in December?
which Jesus?
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What kind of problems do you have with your bathroom?
there`s a terrible stink in there
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If Obama had inherited the white gene of his mother instead of the black of his father; would he have been elected president?
was that her name... White Gene?
bit racist
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I couldn't resist (at least it's AB related): There is no such thing as stupid questions only __________?
life itself
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I live in the united states and want to take a trip to amsterdam what will i need.
u wont need prossies
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A name for someone Half Scottish and Half Native American.....what would you call him? Hawk Eye The Noo? What is your best attempt.
sqwuaks with sheep gut
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Were you inspired by the New President's Inaugural Speech?
dont think america liked him saying they gotta reign in
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I was born with a tooth, does that make me have special powers? If so, what sorts of special powers must I have?
to ensure u r bottle fed
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I have a MItsubishi projection Tv model VS-4552/VS-4552A. When we turn the tv on there is no sound. It takes almost an hour before sound comes on. In the beginning it was only a few minutes. I want to know if it's worth fixing. Thanks
why not make it fun by imagining what they`re saying?
then when it is repeated you can mark yourself
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Which is the best energy saving heater?
jumper/hat combo
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Could you ever work at the same job as your s/o?
as long she gave me a rise
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A _______ is a terrible thing to waste? (Fill in the blank)
opportunity
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Do you find it more exciting or annoying when your Answers/Comments button lights up?
button?
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How do you get a group to work , when all they do is sit there waiting for you to do it for them?
random violence
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I got in a fight with my girl friend a big one and i have been ignoring her for about 3 days and we live in the same house, what do you think she thinks? and what should i do?
keep your head down
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What's your favorite flavor of coffee or cappuccino?
mellow birds
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When a muscle is joined to a bone via a cable-like extension of its connective tissue sheath, one calls that attachment....
kfc
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Im going to take my drivers test tomaro and everyone tells me the written test is just common sence what do you think?
read your book from cover to cover
it will save your life
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How long did it take you to come to terms with your insignificance?
the universe song from The Meaning Of Life puts it into perspective
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Do you care that you’re apathetic?
any other state is embarassing
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Do you eat lunch at your desk or do you go out?
depends if i`m in work
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How many moons does each planet have?
well there`s keith ... can`t think of another
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What do you consider yourself an expert at?
goofing off
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Why was Framlingham Castle built where it is?
if it were built in Moscow, it`d be called something else
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Beauty without virtue is _ _ _ _ _ (fill in blank)
still beauty
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What in your opinion is needed to make life perfect?
total power over all
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What color goes well with purple
black - both the colour of bruising when i bang my head after being on AB too long!
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Where does 'new car smell' come from? Is it the carpet, some glue or chemical, a certain type of plastics?
it`s before your own stink wreaks out the car
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How could I run a mile faster? I can run a mile in at least 8 minutes but I'm going for 7 minutes.
consult a sports scientist
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Would you go on strike in order to get a pay decrease?
just keep working as usual.........it`ll come dear boy
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Give me a scenario when you were impatient
to put it in a lady
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I work at 5:30. Do I stay with my S/O tonight and leave in the morning at 4 or do I go home tonight around 10?
theres nothing more important than sleep
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Is it possible to get rich from AB?
censored
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Any advice on how to stop laughing?thank you
watch most US sitcoms
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How much do you spend per week on alcohol for personal consumption?
all of is mine, but i buy nothing
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Do you have to work today(Martin Luther King Jr. Day)? What would/are you be doing if you were/are allowed to take the day off?
americans have way more national holidays like these. get back to work you layabouts!
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Are white people scared because obama is president?
i`m sure he`s a coconut really
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Keithold has returned from a long break and back to asking and answering questions. Would you like to come by and help me welcome him back?
he`s changed
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My friend woke me up by texting me at 4 am. I'm pretty pissed. How should I confront her?
stay awake until 4:30am then text her
do it again at 5am
keep on doing this until harm comes
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Have you seen anyone taking his/her baby to office?
thankfully no, and hopefully never
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How do you deal with saddness after miscarridge who do you talk too , how do you stop getting upset and not forget about it but seem happier and look healthier.
think about something else
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How can i cash a cheque made out to me if i dont have an account
many gangsters will use your knees as security
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Why do adults always say they understand about everything. when they don't have a clue?
software issues - ask them to log off then log back on
this can be done by poking them in the right eye
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If polygamy were legal, how many spouses would you want? 1? 2? 5? None?
why have more than one bottle washer?
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Do you enjoy telling jokes?
more than people enjoy hearing them
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On my first night on AB I thought everyone was an idiot.... On the second night I realised I was the idiot... On the third night I started respecting people.... On the fourth I Loved you all. What the hell will happen tomorrow?
you will gain self awareness and resign
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Where do people 'find' all these pills they want us to identify? I mean, seriously. I'm 44 years old and have never 'found' a pill.
the people can be found in all walks and sits of life
some of them require a prescription but can be bought cheaper by crossing your fingers and the border
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Does it annoy you when you're ready to check out at a store, 2 lanes open & the lines are long, and you see 3 other cashiers/workers standing around doing nothing?
they must be slaughtered at all costs
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Will you be watching the inauguration ,and do you believe it may result in violence?
blacks, liberals, the unemployable, angry loners, alcoholics
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How can I download a virus into my friends computer?
disguise it as a mars bar
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Which one of the seven deadly sins do you think you violate the most?
or the 8th ..... stupidity
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What items do you own with Obama's name or face on it?
i actually own his face - won it in a craps game way back when.
now i earn a cent evry time someone prints it in a newspaper
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What do you put on Grapefruit to sweeten it up?
battery acid
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How do i get a boyfriend? I am lonely and my friends keep saying they will get me one but I want to do it on my own.
put a card in the window of the 5 and dime
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Name 4 types of lamps used in traffic management?
3 red bulbs and a cats eye
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If you're watching the road how can you see the cars?
why don`t you just mind your own business and shut your eyes?
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How much Obama bling do you own?
the silver spoon
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Is marriage one of biggest reasons for divorce?
and the biggest reason lawyers drive around in big cars
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Since we have a black president (elect), can we have white gangsters?
-no racisim intended-
gangsterism is an equal opportunity employer
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My friend keeps telling me he's bored on msn. I'm busy and I want to tell him politely to go away. What can I say/suggest?
join the army
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Whats your fastest time while solving a rubiks cube?
i never understood the question not alone solve it
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Can someone verify for me if p(x)=x^2-2x+4 is a real number?
did you carry the 1?
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The cat keeps peeing on the bed. Why do you think this is? Is it stress due to the two new cats that moved in, or is it a health issue?
that cat will save your life if you fail to extinguish a lit cigarette as you snooze
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I cry when you cry, but will you cry when I cry?
only if you are peeling onions
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What's up with God and Satan? Why are those two always fighting? Can't we all just get along?
if i was muslim you`d be fatwahd by now
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You're given $5000 to spend tonight and only tonight, or else the money will go to waste. What do you do with it, where do you spend it? Explain.
after i`d written a lovely thank-you letter
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What is the best thing to wake you up in the morning if your really tired?
the courage to continue
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Do you believe in having free love and casual sex?
preferable to almost everything else
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Have you ever used an ouija board? What happened?
i was overcome by the spirit of ammonia
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Do magical spells time travel exist?
more so in the 1960s
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Can someone put a curse on somebody so they hear voices and take their on life?
humans are capable of believing any nonsense
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Do you keep things that an ex gave you when you two were dating?
only the heartache
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Do you know of someone who could qualify as the most selfish person on earth?
anyone that has a permanent stoop from walking home staring at pavements looking for dropped pennies
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Is it ok to roll around in a wheelchair if you're not disabled?
as long as you are not taking the p!ss
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Does the Bible hold any answers for you?
it holds the answer to the question "what ancient writing has been translated, transformed, interpreted, manipulated, added to and yet still given providence and importance by millions of people"
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Is debate essentially confrontational?
just keep control of emotion
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What do you like to do the most on your computer?
ordering food - chips with everything!
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Are you comfortable nude, or do you feel a need to cover yourself?
it suits
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Someone blows out the candles on their birthday cake and then wishes they were still alight, is this smart or stupid?
fire is fascinating
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Three weeks ago I broke up with my girlfriend because i found out on her myspace profile that she was dating another guy. I called her up and told her it its over between us. she said the other guy is just and an online bf. I need some feedback.
ask yourself what she would do if the shoe was on the other sock
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If you dropped your marshmellow in the bonfire, should you just steal a kids marshmellow instead of starting over? Times a valuable thing to waste...
learn from your mistake and enjoy the smell of experience
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I know, Everybody expect for the best,but how many of you are actually get prepared for the worst?
every time i read an AB question
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Someone I know named their kid Justin and their last name is case (just in case) Have you heard of any funny names using the first name and last?
my neighbours Mr and mrs. Hoal called their son Bud
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Do you kill bugs on sight when you are outside?
only when they come inside - but you are not allowed to do so if you invite them in. that`s the law
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"law is the most specialized and highly finished engine of social control employed by society" whose statement is this?
elmer fudd..... but be vewwwy qwiet.... he`s hunting wabbits
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I am studying 3 year 2 sem mechanical engineering and i want to do a mini project ?can anybody suggest me what to do/
something you can be proud of
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Are you planning to travel to DC for inauguration day?
fawning over politicians just ain`t my thing
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Have you ever had a nutty professor in your academic carrier?
the guy who looked after the lab glassware kept saying "it`s not chemically clean" when we returned our chemistry glassware to the stores. mind you..... he was a total tw@t
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How cold does it have to be for your pee to freeze before it hits the ground?
six inches below
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What is the greatest article of clothing you have ever owned?
Dr. Marten shoes
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What weapon do you think can be used gracefully
sarchasm
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Ronald Reagan said, "Government is not a solution to our problem, government is the problem." Do you believe that's true?
political hooha
deregulation is when wide boys and liars grow wealthy
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LATELY I HAVE BEEN DEPRESSED AND I THINK I HAVE FOUND OUT WHY BECAUSE I DIDNT HAVE A FATHER AND NEVER REALLY HAD MALE ATTENTION SO I CRAVE IT AND IT TEARSME APART THAT I DONT GET IT I AM UNATTRACTIVE AND I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO
"It`s everyone`s fault but my own" - Homer Simpson
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What can you do to a person who terminally ill?
pretty much anything - they`ll be weak
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Last christmas i gave you my heart but the very next day you ____?
rang the insurance
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Is there a picture in your wallet beside your Driver's Licence?
it`s a photo my erect penis. I keep it there to give the cops a tough job tracking down my identity if I ever drop my wallet in the street.
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Whats the first thing that comes to mind when i say the phrase whats the first thing that comes to mind
tape loop
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What comes to mind when I mention " camping "?
charles hawtrey
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How do I get rid of a perm that I don't want anymore, I have semi long hair if that helps
take your receipt back and ask for a kojak
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How did African-Americans arrive in America?
by black-mail
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Who do you think are the best actors of our time, male and female?
husband when his wife confronts him about a lovebite on his foreskin
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How many Languages can you speak? Can you read
fluent in bullshit
thankfully so is everyone else
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which is ur favourite colour?
ginger between the legs
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My boyfriend of only 2 months is currently living with me because he doesn't want to live with his mother. I hate this situation, I want him out of my house but don't have it in me to kick him out. How do I build up the courage to tell him he has to move?
drink gin. lots of gin. then pretend he`s sex offender who`s been doing the dirty. then pretend he`s posted photos of you taking it up the wrong un on the majority of telegraph poles in your hometown. that`ll get your dander up
failing that...smack his mum`s tits next time she`s around and say "hey mo-fo, get your stinky child out of here"
hope it helps
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HOW DO I WIN MY EX-GIRLFRIEND BACK IF SHES SEEING SOMEONE? WE'VE BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH TOGETHER IN THE LAST YEAR OF OUR RELATIONSHIP AND I'VE BECOME HER BEST FRIEND (SOUL MATE) I WONT HER ON MY ARM AS THE LOVE OF OUR LIVES... WHAT CAN I DO?
how do you win her back?
play poker better!
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Last new years my girlfriend (whom I've been with for two years, love very much and have a great realtionship with) was drunk and passed out in a room. I slept in another room and found out that my best friend fingered her that night.
jealous of him or her?
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Do you think someone will answer this question? :)
what`s the point of rhetorical questions?
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Have you "Got with the Program" yet?
no, but i wanted to get with my french teacher
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Why do vampires bite the neck and not the inner thigh?
many fannies stink
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Last new years my girlfriend (whom I've been with for two years, love very much and have a great realtionship with) was drunk and passed out in a room. I slept in another room and found out that my best friend fingered her that night.
he`s not a gentleman
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Which is your favourite nut?
brazils satisfy
walnuts too
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Whats the lamest thing you have ever told a cop?
you smell like raw bacon
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Why would my ex of a yr be on edge when we are in the same pub and look for me when im out of sight, if he was the one that dumped me? b4 he saw me he was laughing and jokin with everyone then changed to being edgey
does he have a really bas memory and is thinking "I KNOW her from somewhere!" but is too shy to approach you?
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Do you prefer to take baths or showers?
i`d prefer to be caught in a shower
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Do you think math is like crack? I have a problem, I keep doing math problems constantly even when school is out. My hands are hurting but I can't help it, its so addictive. I think about math 5 hours a day too
u r ok
however, if u carry on in this vein u run the risk of never kissing a girl
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Do you ever recover from abortion?
time heals
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Do you prefer going to Iraq over going to Mississippi?
i`m waiting for someone to write a song entitled "Iraq"
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What percentage of 'Evil Genius' are you?
mostly genius
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Picasso had blue and pink periods? So is he the mother of the Smurfs and the Pink Panther?
he lived off Quink and blancmange
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Whats the definition of a bad boy?
bad boys stick together,
never sad boys
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What are some good skin littener to bleach out strech marks?
"Black Man" by michael jackson
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My new horse is called jim or jimmy, i need a show name for him...any ideas?
pie filling
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Did you even feel really secure in the relationship with your s/o and then have that other person breakup with you with no warning?
the word "relationship" - what that mean? i`m a bloke
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Is there a picture in your wallet beside your Driver's Licence?
yes, a photo of my driving licence
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How can i tell if someone love me
god required a sacrfice to prove it
has he slaughtered anyone just to make you smile?
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I believe in a relationship consisting of love and devotion, could you deal with that?
as long as u cud deal with my ideal of sleeping around and not doing much
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Can you tell me why my horse circles me in the feild
tied to a post?
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Have you ever suffered from insomnia? How did you get over it?
visit the opera
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Have you ever heard of the "evil woman" hypothesis?
you add a "D" on the first word , you got a Cliff Richard song
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What causes ocean pollution?
dirty sea-men
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Do fish get pregnant?
some can...always wear a cod-dom
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There's been surveys proving that Americans have been getting less happy over the decades. Why do you think this is so?
they have started reading books as opposed to colouring them in
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Are people not getting married as much these days?
the stigma of shame has gone, this was a driver towards marriage
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What famous painting do you feel is overrated?
mona lisa
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How do you stop yourself from falling for a someone's charm?
ensure waxed spats
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What major college or university do you live closest to?
depends where u live
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What first comes to mind when you think: Designeedawn?
colormebad
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I want to stop cutting what can i do to replace it?
tearing?
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Having just watched the film "Cloverfield" Why do i feel that i just blinked and missed it? Did anyone else feel the same?
was it a blink that lasted almost 2 hours? if so u probably did miss it
p.s. thats called a sleep!
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What date did the US Government release the Alien Autopsy after Roswell?
belief in aliens or belief in religion - bit like attempting 2 eat a tree..... very hard to swallow and ultimately pointless
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Who invented the alarm clock?
the chinese invented most things. probably Ringdingding
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''If I were a computer ''
i`d bum a chip
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What would you think if your best friend tells you that he's only your best friend because you're too ugly to be his girlfriend?
just say "you are only in my past"
then shit in his cup
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You know the picture of the bag that fills up for your points on answerbag? Shouldn't it stop at the tie, and not go all the way to the top? I mean if you put lawn trimmings in a bag like that, it would stop at the tie, right?
but you pay for the whole bag. i spose we cud try asking 4 bags without a top. come back candid camera!
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If you could just hold something right now, what would it be?
The Happiest Man Alive trophy
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Isn't it grand being at the top of the food chain? What if we were not?
who is we? the richer the human, the nearer the top you are. i would say top of the food chain are bacteria - they were here b4 humans, and they eat humans after death. bacteria are waiting 2 eat our corpses
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Where is the best place to have sex? and what is your most turn on point?
in a climaxing fanny
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If I say "your wrong" How long does it take you to ask why?
i first need to overcome my anger at poor grammar
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Is it possible to develop intellectual curiosity in someone who is at least 35 years old and has been taught in an educational system that relies on rote learning....someone intelligent, educated but just seemingly passive outside of their career pursuit?
try open-ended questions and get them to think for themselves.
pose philisophical questions... sign him to answerbag
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Do you let people push you around?
i love it - however i am in a wheelchair
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Do you trust the people around you?
no- and i`m alone!
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Do you feel paralyzed with fear when people give you dirty looks, yell at you, and/or talk condescendingly towards you?
yes, but eventually you will snap and stand ur ground. noone has the right to willingly piss you off.
we receive what we tolerate
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What does "tepid" mean - slightly warm or slightly cool?
slightly warm . Luke
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What does it take to become a true disciple of Christ?
noone truly knows
the bible words have been translated, modified and adulterated and interpreted by man through the centuries
scepticism VS faith
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How do you feel when you see folks laughing at somones expence and you can tell the victim is negatively effected, do you try to aid the victim or join in on the fun?
depends on if you can defend urself by raising your head
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My friend claims to be a Denebian, does anyone know of any spaceships he can hitchhike on to another planet?
marc almond can usually be found hanging around uranus
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What is something that you would like to witness in your lifetime?
jehovah
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What do you think should never be wasted?
the future
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What was your job 5 years ago?
leader of a cult that prophesised that the world would end last year
i am both humiliated and unemployed
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WHO IS THE TALLEST MAN ON EARTH?
any new father
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I had the greatest question to ask, one that would just get you all thinking?? But I forgot it. Should I just keep asking questions even if they start getting a little dumb or take a break?
keep asking stupid ones like everyone else
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What's the first thing that comes to mind when I say "nothing?"
space
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Would your life be good now, if all the lies you've ever told came true right now?
if all the lies were found out - a definite no
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If someone called you a liar and said your full of sh** would that bother you?
unless it was meant as a compliment or ironic banter
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After being charged with a drug offense are you subject to search everytime being pulled over?
probable cause or suspicion.
that of course is a subjective parameter. "I could smell drugs", "he was acting suspiciously"
if the rozzers want to abuse their powers, they have the opportunity
if i were you, always conceal a didgital voice recorder in your inside pocket and start it going when you get pulled over
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$150.000.000.00..for inauguration ceremony. Is this the kind of "change" Obama was talking about ,cause' that's a lot of change, ain't it?
history will judge based on tv footage
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Which is sexier: A Female in a dress or a female is some Jeans and T-Shirt?
jeans/tshirt is more figure hugging - so probably this
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If you had to summerize your past in one word what would it be?
compulsory
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Is there such a thing as a classy prostitute?
depends on your expectations and standards
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HOW TO GET WEED INTO EUROPE?? FROM THE UK MANILY DOVER TO CALISIS AND THEN FURTHER ON TO GERMANY
smear the outside with male wolf shit - dogs will steer clear
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How long will Obama get to fix economy?
he cannot fix anything - only a figurehead
best he can do is inspire a "new" way of thinking
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Is there any such thing as a "good dictator" or "good dictatorship"?
all dictators are good for their society by stamping down on squabbling and warring factions within. Once dictator is gone, squabbling starts again.
Iraq is a prime example
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What does AIDS look like?
the symptoms of the syndrom mainly stem from a poorly performing immune system. Just think of it as a terrible viral infection that leads to death
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Which was the most brave person on earth?
animals do not comprehend the concept of courage
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Hi i wan to proceed my career in modelling ...do u think that it will be a right business..i m 6 feet tall and 65 kgs
are you really 18 metres and 6 feet tall?
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Evertime i have anal sex with a girl, no matter how hot or clean she is, my dick always gets covered in shit. Do other guys have this same problem?
possible solution: cook her a romantic meal consisting of boiled eggs and vintage cheese.
constipation should ensue and your dick will be shit-free, hopefully
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By law should i get a annual payrise?
would you be happy if noone in your company could be bothered?
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What does dark black residue from tail pipe mean
yeah - burning oil or cat frigged
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Is there anyone here who has a real *depth* of knowledge of the English language? (and probably others too) How did you get there? Where did you study? What did you study?
just read lots of books and talk to pompous english people
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Do you agree with this: Women with higher estrogen levels are prettier and more likely to cheat? I read it in an article...
no - many slags are ugly
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If you could choose a song to die to, which would it be?
Too Drunk To Fuck by The Dead Kennedys
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My wife found a condom in my 14 yr. old sons bedroom. She got mad and wanted me to punish him. I told her to put it back. be quiet, and be thankful he has the maturity to use them. She's mad at both of us now. Was I wrong?
"Was I wrong?" - hmmm is there ever a definitive right or wrong? depends on worldview, personal morality, societal factors. Really, maths, sciences and religious philosophy questions are more relevant to right or wrong amswers. everyting else is up for discussion - and using all of these influences and personal judgement one can generate responsive actions and decisions on the way...
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How many British pound coins would you need to stretch around the world?
the metal would expand / contract dependent upon temperature. so you would need fewer coins in an African mile than a Siberian mile
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Pound coin or a pound note the same size- which would harbour the more germs?
paper tends to be drier, so this would inhibit growth and division
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