Answerbag: pimplestump's answers

Answer to Why do so many ladies like horses?

Sun, 12 Apr 2009 14:54:17 -0700

Why do so many ladies like horses?

they are 'huge' and they don't answer back. obviously

Answer to How do i know if i am a homosexual.sometimes i get horny for Daniel Radcliffe (harry potter)and other actors

Sun, 12 Apr 2009 14:48:17 -0700

How do i know if i am a homosexual.sometimes i get horny for Daniel Radcliffe (harry potter)and other actors

the time to get worried is when you start getting the horn for gary glitter

Answer to Gay guys, did you became gay by accident or by choice.

Sun, 12 Apr 2009 14:38:37 -0700

Gay guys, did you became gay by accident or by choice.

Did you "slip" on a bar of soap ?

Answer to How to get a relative older teen cousin not think that you are a slut,yet have some fun(no sex)that you wouldn't do again with them? Such as out of curiosity and the fact that you would not just do it with just any other guy unless dating them. (not me)

Sun, 12 Apr 2009 14:33:45 -0700

How to get a relative older teen cousin not think that you are a slut,yet have some fun(no sex)that you wouldn't do again with them? Such as out of curiosity and the fact that you would not just do it with just any other guy unless dating them. (not me)

sounds like your keeping too much in the family... Have you seen the hills have eyes ?

Answer to How can I not suck at life?

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 22:31:12 -0700

How can I not suck at life?

are you a carp?

Answer to Do you hate Bush?

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 22:30:30 -0700

Do you hate Bush?

I prefer trimmed or waxed

Answer to Have you any suggestion to stop crimes?

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 22:29:07 -0700

Have you any suggestion to stop crimes?

big sheets of fly-paper

Answer to Name Something you Jump on...?

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 22:27:23 -0700

Name Something you Jump on...?

The nightboat to Cairo

Answer to What are some good ways to keep your arm in shape (pitching) without actually pitching?

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 22:11:25 -0700

What are some good ways to keep your arm in shape (pitching) without actually pitching?

watching quality adult entertainment

Answer to How would a woman behave to make you classify a her as a BITCH?

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 22:09:15 -0700

How would a woman behave to make you classify a her as a BITCH?

it's all in 'that' look/glance. It's clear.

Answer to If two people with braces kiss, it it possible to get stuck?

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 22:07:29 -0700

If two people with braces kiss, it it possible to get stuck?

best do it away from commercial flight paths and shipping.

Answer to Who is someone you can always count on?

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 22:04:14 -0700

Who is someone you can always count on?

Nosferatu

Answer to Is it ok to want to choke someone when ur having sex?

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 22:01:33 -0700

Is it ok to want to choke someone when ur having sex?

d'you mean choking a 'third party'?

Answer to One word you always use and give an example.

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 21:59:18 -0700

One word you always use and give an example.

'Brundle' - to eat ferociously. (From the character Seth Brundle, movie - The Fly - Brundlefly, when he 'brundles' the biscuits by throwing up on them and sucking them back up and records it on his video tape.

Answer to What color/pattern is on your pillowcase?

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 21:53:34 -0700

What color/pattern is on your pillowcase?

dribble patterns

Answer to Is good piano playing attractive to you?

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 21:34:38 -0700

Is good piano playing attractive to you?

most definitely, although I draw the line at Stevie Wonder and Les Dawson

Answer to I have had many bf's in my time. i can never keep 1 past 5 weeks, the boy wud always dump me. am i doing something wrong that makes him do that?

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 21:32:39 -0700

I have had many bf's in my time. i can never keep 1 past 5 weeks, the boy wud always dump me. am i doing something wrong that makes him do that?

stop making jokes about their manhood every time they light a cigar

Answer to Name Something Every School has...?

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 21:30:34 -0700

Name Something Every School has...?

a boy who still looks like a foetus.

Answer to Name the place where you last saw a woman breastfeeding her child in public?

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 21:21:01 -0700

Name the place where you last saw a woman breastfeeding her child in public?

in some weird house but it wasn't a baby, it was a member of parliament dressed in a nappy.

Answer to How do you feel about your neighbors right now?

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 21:19:26 -0700

How do you feel about your neighbors right now?

better now they're under the patio

Answer to How do you feel about obesity?

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 21:16:46 -0700

How do you feel about obesity?

not much as a matter of fat.

Answer to Would you rather be a vegetartian or a carnivore? (aside from health issues, like becoming overweight)

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 21:15:35 -0700

Would you rather be a vegetartian or a carnivore? (aside from health issues, like becoming overweight)

predator

Answer to ...what do you find tedious?...

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 21:13:25 -0700

...what do you find tedious?...

not being able to stop the deluge of simultaneous thoughts constantly swirling in my head, hence it's 04:13

Answer to What is the best way to avoid come downs wen ur on ecstasy

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 21:06:24 -0700

What is the best way to avoid come downs wen ur on ecstasy

pop another one

Answer to If you build it, they will come...but what will they bring?

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 21:05:15 -0700

If you build it, they will come...but what will they bring?

bailiffs and an eviction notice

Answer to What do slim girls like?

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 21:03:36 -0700

What do slim girls like?

in my experience they enjoy the sensation of being 'full'.

Answer to What is a movie that you liked and was popular in the 80's or 90's?

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 21:02:32 -0700

What is a movie that you liked and was popular in the 80's or 90's?

Bruce Campbell VS The Army of Darkness, a real howler, I managed to get another copy the other day, noiace, black comedy horror, can't get enough. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQtDimqQLXM

Answer to What's your favorite type of gathering?

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 20:58:59 -0700

What's your favorite type of gathering?

a bagful of shrews

Answer to My ankle is cracking non-stop especially at the end of the day, and only the right foot. its never been injured before and it releases a relief why?

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 20:57:18 -0700

My ankle is cracking non-stop especially at the end of the day, and only the right foot. its never been injured before and it releases a relief why?

must be the weight of all those extra toes

Answer to Do guys see girls with tongue rings as 'slutts'?

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 20:54:43 -0700

Do guys see girls with tongue rings as 'slutts'?

I don't see anything, I just hear a speech impediment.

Answer to Can you name something you have to peel before you can eat it?

Fri, 13 Mar 2009 15:24:07 -0700

Can you name something you have to peel before you can eat it?

crevettes/prawns

Answer to What WERE you doing up in the Woods at 2 am last night...?

Fri, 13 Mar 2009 15:22:26 -0700

What WERE you doing up in the Woods at 2 am last night...?

digging up another of trouble's shallow graves, it was nearer 2.30am

Answer to _ called! and he wants his ___ back. (Fill in)

Fri, 13 Mar 2009 15:07:43 -0700

_________ called! and he wants his ___________ back. (Fill in)

The dentist called! and he wants his nitrous oxide back.

Answer to Name something you can proove.

Fri, 13 Mar 2009 15:03:25 -0700

Name something you can proove.

if you look in the dictionary, I can prove you spelt that wrong.

Answer to How do you get a guy to notice you. Please HELP!

Fri, 13 Mar 2009 15:00:48 -0700

How do you get a guy to notice you. Please HELP!

flop one out

Answer to Matt Dillon is 44 and has not been married. How can such a hottie escape from matrimony?

Fri, 13 Mar 2009 14:59:02 -0700

Matt Dillon is 44 and has not been married. How can such a hottie escape from matrimony?

escape being the operative word there........or there's a possibility they think he's Matt Damon.

Answer to What looks good with brown hair and green eyes

Fri, 13 Mar 2009 14:58:04 -0700

What looks good with brown hair and green eyes

a massive zit

Answer to How do you nicely tell someone to Go Away...?

Fri, 13 Mar 2009 14:56:44 -0700

How do you nicely tell someone to Go Away...?

I say, how about toying with the idea of pissing off, hmmm?

Answer to What are some good excuses to get out of work?

Fri, 13 Mar 2009 14:51:39 -0700

What are some good excuses to get out of work?

an alien stole my skin last night, so if I turn up to work, call the police.

Answer to Which part of the female body do you think about the most? Why?

Fri, 13 Mar 2009 14:02:51 -0700

Which part of the female body do you think about the most? Why?

I can't stop playing with it.

Answer to Finish it... You knock on my door, I answer, then____________________________________?

Fri, 13 Mar 2009 14:01:54 -0700

Finish it... You knock on my door, I answer, then____________________________________?

I lamp you with a sock full of gerbils and make good my escape.

Answer to If men alledgely think with their penis, what do women think with?

Fri, 13 Mar 2009 14:00:36 -0700

If men alledgely think with their penis, what do women think with?

the duty neuron.

Answer to Do you prefer a shotgun, a sniper rifle, or a crowbar?

Fri, 13 Mar 2009 13:56:20 -0700

Do you prefer a shotgun, a sniper rifle, or a crowbar?

what the phuq for?

Answer to Do you believe butch lesbians would make good moms?

Fri, 13 Mar 2009 13:55:02 -0700

Do you believe butch lesbians would make good moms?

probably better as a father figure

Answer to What are hot dogs composed of?

Fri, 13 Mar 2009 13:51:40 -0700

What are hot dogs composed of?

If it's not 'mechanically recovered meat', it's the nose, udders (which give it the 'bouncy' texture) and everything else they can't get on a hook.

Answer to What do you think my voice sounds like?

Fri, 13 Mar 2009 13:49:12 -0700

What do you think my voice sounds like?

a belt sander

Answer to Name something you associate with Cowboy Movies...?

Fri, 13 Mar 2009 12:23:49 -0700

Name something you associate with Cowboy Movies...?

spitoon

Answer to If a foreign power invaded your country, where is the first place you would go?

Fri, 13 Mar 2009 12:22:56 -0700

If a foreign power invaded your country, where is the first place you would go?

I'd hunt them down, throw my arms open wide and suggest we all hug.

Answer to Who would win in a fight between Satan and God?

Fri, 13 Mar 2009 12:19:26 -0700

Who would win in a fight between Satan and God?

make sure he's got beer or pizza and invite him in.

Answer to What are the duties of devil(SATAN)?

Fri, 13 Mar 2009 12:16:36 -0700

What are the duties of devil(SATAN)?

generally keeping the place tidy, restricting divine immigration, minion recruitment, gremlin task assignment, opposing god, arranging mysterious night-time activities, soul buying, general torment, severe torment, deep belly laughing, stock control of chicken's feet, soul...

Answer to What did the british encourage the indians to grow instead of food?

Fri, 13 Mar 2009 11:54:31 -0700

What did the british encourage the indians to grow instead of food?

their bottom lips

Answer to What does your underwear say right now?

Fri, 13 Mar 2009 11:52:15 -0700

What does your underwear say right now?

it's washing day

Answer to Is there anything a song has NOT been written about?

Fri, 13 Mar 2009 11:51:33 -0700

Is there anything a song has NOT been written about?

oily nads

Answer to In That 70s Show, what did Donna mix to make it taste like dr pepper? It's like a couple types of liquor.

Fri, 13 Mar 2009 11:42:56 -0700

In That 70s Show, what did Donna mix to make it taste like dr pepper? It's like a couple types of liquor.

Amaretto I think, it's a sweet almond-flavoured liqueur of Italian origin, made from a base of apricot or almond pits, or sometimes both.

Answer to Have you seen a mouse in your house before? If you do see a mouse in your house what will you do?

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 11:46:31 -0700

Have you seen a mouse in your house before? If you do see a mouse in your house what will you do?

yes, they're quite sweet really. So long as you don't encourage them by leaving food around they'll soon get hungry and leave, no need to kill them.

Answer to I believe in the God and the Goddess, but my proof is only subjective (I feel them, but I don't necessarily expect everyone to do the same.) As long as I don't try to convert you, is this enough evidence for you to at least accept my beliefs?

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 11:34:41 -0700

I believe in the God and the Goddess, but my proof is only subjective (I feel them, but I don't necessarily expect everyone to do the same.) As long as I don't try to convert you, is this enough evidence for you to at least accept my beliefs?

absolutely, and we'll hear no more about it.

Answer to Simple, name of thing that is shiny.

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 11:33:19 -0700

Simple, name of thing that is shiny.

easter egg

Answer to Is it better to tell the truth, and cause an argument, or remain silent, and get along?

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 11:32:15 -0700

Is it better to tell the truth, and cause an argument, or remain silent, and get along?

it depends entirely on circumstance, but people get doubley pissed off if they catch you fence-sitting in that situation so it's a tricky one. I had the same dilemma with a couple of friends, she was seeing someone else on and off and I knew, but I didn't say anything because there was...

Answer to What is the rudest form of social conduct?

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 11:24:46 -0700

What is the rudest form of social conduct?

the Dutch Oven. This is when a person farts in bed and pulls the covers over the other person’s head and holds them underneath getting a full blast of their gas. See also covered wagon or a hot bunk.

Answer to Hi, my yorkshire terriers mated twice yesterday, it was by accident as we didnt shut the kitchen door properly when we left them seperate but is it likely she will be pregnant now? she is a year and a half and he is 11 months :(

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 11:20:16 -0700

Hi, my yorkshire terriers mated twice yesterday, it was by accident as we didnt shut the kitchen door properly when we left them seperate but is it likely she will be pregnant now? she is a year and a half and he is 11 months :(

yes, if they've done 'the do' she's most likely pregnant.......who as a dog could resist?

Answer to With vampires so prevalent in our pop culture, are paintings of them showing up in art exhibits or museums?

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 11:18:30 -0700

With vampires so prevalent in our pop culture, are paintings of them showing up in art exhibits or museums?

in the form of mirrors.

Answer to What are some good words to say 2 sum1 who feels like crap?

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 10:42:10 -0700

What are some good words to say 2 sum1 who feels like crap?

'fancy a beer?' or 'do you want to go gnome-smashing?' or 'do you want to talk?'

Answer to Wow -9 and counting?What is the problem atheist trolls does the truth hurt?

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 10:39:28 -0700

Wow -9 and counting?What is the problem atheist trolls does the truth hurt?

yes, and counting, now go away before I make you eat your sandals.

Answer to Who was your super hero when you were a child. example batman, wonder woman, bionic man or woman superman/girl ect

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 10:36:12 -0700

Who was your super hero when you were a child. example batman, wonder woman, bionic man or woman superman/girl ect

bananaman. 22 acacia avenue. http://www.80scartoons.co.uk/bananaman/bananaman18.jpg

Answer to Why do atheist keep asking can you prove God?Why cant you just open your eyes and see that this couldnt have just happened?The Bible says someone who doesnt believe in God is a fool= someone who says in their heart,there is no God.

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 10:33:17 -0700

Why do atheist keep asking can you prove God?Why cant you just open your eyes and see that this couldnt have just happened?The Bible says someone who doesnt believe in God is a fool= someone who says in their heart,there is no God.

Why would atheists ask you to prove something they clearly don't believe in?

Answer to Do you wash your own windows?

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 10:31:37 -0700

Do you wash your own windows?

don't get the buckets mixed up.

Answer to Do you find your SO in a dress incredibly sexy?

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 10:15:24 -0700

Do you find your SO in a dress incredibly sexy?

I'm sure I would, I just need to find her.

Answer to Have you got a well known land mark where you live if yes what is it.

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 10:11:24 -0700

Have you got a well known land mark where you live if yes what is it.

yes. this thing: http://mydorset.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/hardys-monument.jpg

Answer to Are there any Sea-Gulls flying around where you Live...?

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 10:09:03 -0700

Are there any Sea-Gulls flying around where you Live...?

yes, heaps.

Answer to What is something that makes people ill?

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 10:07:08 -0700

What is something that makes people ill?

shit drugs

Answer to WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE FROM FLORDIA

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 10:05:08 -0700

WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE FROM FLORDIA

a knobscoffer

Answer to What's the difference between a bucket of gravel and a bucket of placenta?

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 10:04:12 -0700

What's the difference between a bucket of gravel and a bucket of placenta?

You can't gargle a bucket of gravel.

Answer to Where is the fuse for interior light onan 2002 Toyato Corolla LE

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 09:59:31 -0700

Where is the fuse for interior light onan 2002 Toyato Corolla LE

No owner's manual? The fuse probably governs a few devices in the car aswell as the interior light. Hang on, I've found it. http://manualspace.com/search.php?q=2002+toyota+corolla+LE

Answer to What's your favourite type of sweet?

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 09:31:27 -0700

What's your favourite type of sweet?

I really like aniseed, in any shape or form; blackjacks, aniseed balls, pernod, pastis, arak etc

Answer to If you are a divorced woman...and you have fallen in love with another woman...how would you feel about her raising your kids?

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 09:28:32 -0700

If you are a divorced woman...and you have fallen in love with another woman...how would you feel about her raising your kids?

I think if you're divorced and you've fallen in love with another woman that you're not going to reopen your heart very easily to another miserable time, I'd trust my judgement if I were you and let it happen, if you're serious about this woman then there's no...

Answer to What type questions would you avoid answering?

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 09:15:48 -0700

What type questions would you avoid answering?

If the Q is not flexible enough to play with or if it's a boring Q.

Answer to Can you tell anything about me by looking at my name?

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 09:13:15 -0700

Can you tell anything about me by looking at my name?

Joseph's technicolour dream one was taken?

Answer to Have you ever started something you cant be bothered to finish?

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 09:11:56 -0700

Have you ever started something you cant be bothered to finish?

No, never, I'm ADHD and drowning in 25+ years of unfinished projects and insanity.

Answer to How many people do you know called Emma?

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 09:09:22 -0700

How many people do you know called Emma?

about 3, not enough.

Answer to I want to be either most loving or hated person on answerbag.

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 09:08:24 -0700

I want to be either most loving or hated person on answerbag.

gnomes

Answer to Would you buy used underwear from a consignment store? would you sniff them first to make sure they were clean?

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 09:06:25 -0700

Would you buy used underwear from a consignment store? would you sniff them first to make sure they were clean?

there's no point in sniffing to see if they're clean if they're secondhand, I'd probably sniff to ensure dirty dirtiness, in fact I'd probably volunteer to work there.

Answer to Do girls like watching porn like some boys like watching it?

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 09:04:15 -0700

Do girls like watching porn like some boys like watching it?

who cares? lol. sorry ladies, I do care really, loads.

Answer to Which of these lookalikes do you find to be the most attractive: Brigitte Bardot, Claudia Schiffer, or Pamela Anderson?

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 09:02:38 -0700

Which of these lookalikes do you find to be the most attractive: Brigitte Bardot, Claudia Schiffer, or Pamela Anderson?

Bardot, but I'd like to try them all over a number of years to help me make up my mind.

Answer to America tastes like_________________?

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 09:00:41 -0700

America tastes like_________________?

doughnuts

Answer to What kind of Pasta is your favourite? Tagliatelle is mine

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 08:59:41 -0700

What kind of Pasta is your favourite? Tagliatelle is mine

Ginster's

Answer to Do u have a friend that is a hoe dirty or just not such a good friend but ur still frinds with?

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 08:51:57 -0700

Do u have a friend that is a hoe dirty or just not such a good friend but ur still frinds with?

Vicky Pollard.

Answer to Is it necessary to have lots for friends in life?

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 01:25:49 -0700

Is it necessary to have lots for friends in life?

no, it's necessary to have a few friends only, otherwise I feel the person never gets really good at being themselves because they're too thinly spread and trying to keep the whole world happy.

Answer to If you saw a car accident, would you help be a witness, or figure someone else would do it?

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 01:22:20 -0700

If you saw a car accident, would you help be a witness, or figure someone else would do it?

check for signs of leaking fuel, potential explosions etc., deal with them if possible, then drag everyone clear, pop home for a bite to eat, don the cape and go save the rest of the world. All in a days work.

Answer to I am a 18 years old boy and lot of people say my face is "cute".. the kind that attracts homos..And actually i find it quite true..And they really creep me out...PLEASE..Can't i do something?

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 01:17:57 -0700

I am a 18 years old boy and lot of people say my face is "cute".. the kind that attracts homos..And actually i find it quite true..And they really creep me out...PLEASE..Can't i do something?

have a drawstring surgically grafted to your rusty sheriff's badge, pull it tight and walk with confidence. But on a serious note; as you get older (not patronising) your cute thing will fade as you realise the twisted ways of the world in which we live. Girls like cute faces too, perhaps...

Answer to Ever done anything crazy with a bunch of beer bottles?

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 01:03:17 -0700

Ever done anything crazy with a bunch of beer bottles?

nothing quite like that, shit they must've been bored..

Answer to I'm kinda addicted to porn comics right now..is it normal?? if no,what should i do

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 00:58:12 -0700

I'm kinda addicted to porn comics right now..is it normal?? if no,what should i do

lol, there's nothing wrong with a healthy interest in carnal knowledge, keep spankin' that monkey......

Answer to How do you put an image as your avatar?

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 00:56:03 -0700

How do you put an image as your avatar?

click on 'view my profile and activity' top right, than find 'See My Public Profile Edit my profile/avatar' just under 'GO!', click on it and you'll find 'Your avatar: Click here to change' - click on that to change avatar. Lemon squeezy :)

Answer to What is the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 00:50:26 -0700

What is the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

go on, I can't wait any longer..........

Answer to I want to try out for my high school football team and I'm a girl I'm aloud to but I don't want to scare any of the guys away or something like have them stop liking me because I'm in a sorta guyish sport.. any suggestions?

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 00:48:30 -0700

I want to try out for my high school football team and I'm a girl I'm aloud to but I don't want to scare any of the guys away or something like have them stop liking me because I'm in a sorta guyish sport.. any suggestions?

if you manage to scare away any boys by taking up sport, then they're undoubtedly unsuitable for a 'go-getter' like you. Don't you worry, I find a girl who wants to do sports, sweat (or perspire for girls), get scratched or muddy and be as fit as a butcher's dog very...

Answer to Can you describe yourself in 3 words?

Wed, 11 Mar 2009 18:50:03 -0700

Can you describe yourself in 3 words?

off my rocker

Answer to Do you have a formal dining room, and if so, do you use it regularly?

Wed, 11 Mar 2009 18:38:31 -0700

Do you have a formal dining room, and if so, do you use it regularly?

dinning? are you the fronch policemin from Allo Allo?

Answer to Would you journey to the center of the Earth?

Wed, 11 Mar 2009 18:36:28 -0700

Would you journey to the center of the Earth?

there's no gravity there, I've been.

Answer to Name something that breathes

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 16:09:55 -0700

Name something that breathes

a gerbil

Answer to What's your one word description of "Madonna"?

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 16:05:10 -0700

What's your one word description of "Madonna"?

sinew

Answer to Whats your secret ingredient for a great kiss?

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 15:58:40 -0700

Whats your secret ingredient for a great kiss?

cigar smoke