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Finish this: 'we all _______________the other night, and ______________his gnarly todger.
on March 19th, 2009 |
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Why do some women's clitoris' precede them when they walk into a room/bar/nightclub?
on March 19th, 2009 |
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Fungal spores from Earth have been found in the stratosphere and further out into space, is the reason we hallucinate when some strains...
on March 19th, 2009 |
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I've only been away for a couple of days and the questions have really backed up, who's responsible for this?
on March 19th, 2009 |
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I've only been away for a couple of days and the questions have really backed up, who's responsible for this?
on March 19th, 2009 |
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There's always some self-righteous DR freak who's even happy to go into the 'Jokes' section and DR the first part of...
on March 12th, 2009 |
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What's the difference between a bucket of gravel and a bucket of placenta?
on March 12th, 2009 |
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Boys and Girls; It's nearly the mating season, I can feel it in the air. Are you ready to 'display' magnificently to the...
on March 12th, 2009 |
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J.K. Rowling has a new book about to be released; Jacko's the baddie, and it's titled, 'Escape from Neverland',. Can...
on March 12th, 2009 |
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It's sellinTs' fault but - what's got 4 wheels and flies?
on March 12th, 2009 |
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Was your obscene gesture enough?
on March 9th, 2009 |
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Do you think it spineless for people to downrate your question without leaving an answer for the 'offending' question?
on March 9th, 2009 |
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Do you think it spineless for people to downrate your question without leaving an answer for the 'offending' question, I...
on March 9th, 2009 |
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Do you think it spineless for people to downrate your question without leaving an answer for the 'offending' question, I...
on March 9th, 2009 |
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Do you think it spineless for people to downrate your question without leaving an answer for the 'offending' question, I...
on March 9th, 2009 |
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I drilled holes in the oars for my boat to make rowing easier, what have you done to make your life easier?
on March 9th, 2009 |
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Enema or bottle brush?
on March 9th, 2009 |
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Have you ever pushed so hard that you broke your farting strings?
on March 9th, 2009 |
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Have you ever felt so ill that you turned on the news to see if there'd been a terrorist attack?
on March 9th, 2009 |
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Should Alfie Patten, the 13 yr old father in the news recently, join 'Fathers for Justice', seeing as he's already got a...
on March 9th, 2009 |
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Do you think small people should be classed as hand luggage on international flights?
on March 9th, 2009 |
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Do you remember that creepy egg from Kinda Surprise?
on March 9th, 2009 |
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Which 'new' words would you like to see in the dictionary, and what do they mean?
on March 9th, 2009 |
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Why do some questions just disappear?
on March 9th, 2009 |
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Bullies; what are the best undergarments to wedgie?
on March 8th, 2009 |
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Do you suffer from clinical lycanthropy? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lycanthropy_(clinical)
on March 7th, 2009 |
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What's the first thing that comes to mind when I say, 'cheesepipe'?
on March 7th, 2009 |
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Name something that's got a 'pointy end'.
on March 7th, 2009 |
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How many of you are ABing from bed?
on March 7th, 2009 |
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If someone was 'officially' a dipstick, but the word dipstick didn't exist, what would you call them?
on March 7th, 2009 |
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What makes you wretch?
on March 6th, 2009 |
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Fellas: Is yours a chode?
on March 5th, 2009 |
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Rubber mallet...................what's that all about then?
on March 5th, 2009 |
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Nature's Great Events 9pm BBC1, is it enough to make you stop asking/answering?
on March 4th, 2009 |
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Flatulence: do you get complaints about your 'ringtone'?
on March 4th, 2009 |
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D'you wanna bag for that?
on March 3rd, 2009 |
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Do you remember the book '101 uses for a dead cat'? Apart from the 'pencil sharpener', can you remember any others?
on March 2nd, 2009 |
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How many imaginary peoples names can you think of that have other, sometimes vulgar meanings, like - Richard Swell - Dick Swell for...
on March 1st, 2009 |
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Do you believe 'down-rating' peoples Q's & A's to be self-righteous?
on March 1st, 2009 |
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Can you do 'The Timewarp'?
on March 1st, 2009 |
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Name any celebrity who has successfully mutated themselves with the help of 'surgeons' into something frightening.
on March 1st, 2009 |
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Have you ever turned to Satan for any 'impartial' advice or moderate 'assistance' when things aren't going as...
on February 24th, 2009 |
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There's a cheese made in Dorset UK called 'Stinking Bishop', should it be rated 18?
on February 18th, 2009 |
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Fellas, plenty of bacon in the sandwich or just a bit poking out?
on February 18th, 2009 |
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Most 'pop' music is sex-driven, gutless, talentless pap; is it right that this dangerously low quality form of stimulation be...
on February 18th, 2009 |
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How is black light created on computer screens?
on February 18th, 2009 |
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Banana custard or ice cream?
on February 8th, 2009 |
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How do you kill a leper?
on February 8th, 2009 |
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Is it true that sharpening earthworms using a pencil sharpener is easier if you freeze them first?
on February 7th, 2009 |
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I like to put myself about a bit, and was wondering if any of you AB members out there fancied a fight?
on February 7th, 2009 |
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What was jon lennon's last hit?
on February 7th, 2009 |
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What's yellow and lives off a dead beatle? I can't answer this as it's occured to me to be offensive to some people, sorry.
on February 7th, 2009 |
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What's green and smells of pork?
on February 7th, 2009 |
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Have you ever spent the whole day answering questions with questions?
on February 7th, 2009 |
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What's got two legs and bleeds?
on February 7th, 2009 |
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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your boxer briefs?
on February 7th, 2009 |
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What's grey, 50 feet long and stinks of urine?
on February 7th, 2009 |
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If 'there's more than one way to skin a cat', name them?
on February 7th, 2009 |
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Why did the baker have brown fingers?
on February 7th, 2009 |
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If 85% of the serotonin in the body is stored in the bowel, how come noone has hard-wired their brain to it?
on February 7th, 2009 |
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Finish this: Gimme the squid, or the ___________ gets it!!
on February 7th, 2009 |
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Soft pornography: people who like porn don't like it, people who don't like porn don't like it. What's it all about?
on February 7th, 2009 |
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Was it fair enough for you to get fired from your job? what was it you did to 'deserve' it?
on February 4th, 2009 |
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Fellas, If I meet a girl I really like, I suffer terribly from vaginal concussion and have this stupid grin on my face for days on end,...
on February 4th, 2009 |
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Is 'phishing' a problem on AB?
on February 4th, 2009 |
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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, this one doesn't. What rhyme will you be sending to your s/o?
on February 4th, 2009 |
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Would Jillian McKeith be proud of your last visit to the bathroom?
on February 3rd, 2009 |
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I'd like to find the smoldering husks of Dorothy and her stupid friends at the end of the rainbow, what would you like to find there?
on February 1st, 2009 |
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We hear so much in the UK about so called 'rebel-muslim-clerics' preaching illwill and being jailed for it in some cases, where...
on February 1st, 2009 |
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If Typhoo put the T in Britain, who put the c**t in Scunthorpe?
on January 24th, 2009 |
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What've you got planned for your epitaph?
on January 24th, 2009 |
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Do you know anyone who loves forks?
on January 24th, 2009 |
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I've just seen 'family guy' fighting with a chicken, have you ever had a fight with an animal, what was the conclusion?
on January 24th, 2009 |
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Finish this: Butt______?
on January 24th, 2009 |
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Finish this: cheese_______?
on January 24th, 2009 |
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When are you gonna let me out of this box?
on January 24th, 2009 |
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Will penile dimentia be an issue for those of us who have spent most of our lives thinking with it, hmmm?
on January 21st, 2009 |
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Is it possible to give a girl any other body part other than head as I need mine and I'm frightened?
on January 16th, 2009 |
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Whilst using a trampoline and your bottom lip pulled up over your head, is it possible to swallow your own head?
on January 14th, 2009 |
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I really miss Dennis Pennis and his jibes at celebrity, he said to Gerrard Depardieu how disappointed he was when Andy MacDowell kissed...
on January 14th, 2009 |
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If 'reversal surgery' were offered after 3 years and having earned your millions in the film industry in that time, would you...
on January 14th, 2009 |
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When did the carnivorous picture plant make the concious decision to smell like a rotting horse and eat insects, rather than walk the...
on January 14th, 2009 |
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