Finish this: 'we all _______________the other night, and ______________his gnarly todger.
on March 19th, 2009 | no answers | 1 person likes this

Why do some women's clitoris' precede them when they walk into a room/bar/nightclub?
on March 19th, 2009 | no answers

Fungal spores from Earth have been found in the stratosphere and further out into space, is the reason we hallucinate when some strains...
on March 19th, 2009 | One answer | 2 people like this

I've only been away for a couple of days and the questions have really backed up, who's responsible for this?
on March 19th, 2009 | no answers | 1 person likes this

I've only been away for a couple of days and the questions have really backed up, who's responsible for this?
on March 19th, 2009 | 2 answers

There's always some self-righteous DR freak who's even happy to go into the 'Jokes' section and DR the first part of...
on March 12th, 2009 | One answer | 2 people like this

What's the difference between a bucket of gravel and a bucket of placenta?
on March 12th, 2009 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Boys and Girls; It's nearly the mating season, I can feel it in the air. Are you ready to 'display' magnificently to the...
on March 12th, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

J.K. Rowling has a new book about to be released; Jacko's the baddie, and it's titled, 'Escape from Neverland',. Can...
on March 12th, 2009 | One answer

It's sellinTs' fault but - what's got 4 wheels and flies?
on March 12th, 2009 | One answer

Was your obscene gesture enough?
on March 9th, 2009 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Do you think it spineless for people to downrate your question without leaving an answer for the 'offending' question?
on March 9th, 2009 | no answers | 3 people like this

Do you think it spineless for people to downrate your question without leaving an answer for the 'offending' question, I...
on March 9th, 2009 | no answers | 1 person likes this

Do you think it spineless for people to downrate your question without leaving an answer for the 'offending' question, I...
on March 9th, 2009 | no answers | 3 people like this

Do you think it spineless for people to downrate your question without leaving an answer for the 'offending' question, I...
on March 9th, 2009 | 8 answers | 1 person likes this

I drilled holes in the oars for my boat to make rowing easier, what have you done to make your life easier?
on March 9th, 2009 | 7 answers | 6 people like this

Enema or bottle brush?
on March 9th, 2009 | One answer

Have you ever pushed so hard that you broke your farting strings?
on March 9th, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Have you ever felt so ill that you turned on the news to see if there'd been a terrorist attack?
on March 9th, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Should Alfie Patten, the 13 yr old father in the news recently, join 'Fathers for Justice', seeing as he's already got a...
on March 9th, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Do you think small people should be classed as hand luggage on international flights?
on March 9th, 2009 | One answer | 2 people like this

Do you remember that creepy egg from Kinda Surprise?
on March 9th, 2009 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Which 'new' words would you like to see in the dictionary, and what do they mean?
on March 9th, 2009 | One answer | 3 people like this

Why do some questions just disappear?
on March 9th, 2009 | 4 answers | 6 people like this

Bullies; what are the best undergarments to wedgie?
on March 8th, 2009 | 3 answers

Do you suffer from clinical lycanthropy? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lycanthropy_(clinical)
on March 7th, 2009 | One answer

What's the first thing that comes to mind when I say, 'cheesepipe'?
on March 7th, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Name something that's got a 'pointy end'.
on March 7th, 2009 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

How many of you are ABing from bed?
on March 7th, 2009 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

If someone was 'officially' a dipstick, but the word dipstick didn't exist, what would you call them?
on March 7th, 2009 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

What makes you wretch?
on March 6th, 2009 | 5 answers

Fellas: Is yours a chode?
on March 5th, 2009 | One answer

Rubber mallet...................what's that all about then?
on March 5th, 2009 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Nature's Great Events 9pm BBC1, is it enough to make you stop asking/answering?
on March 4th, 2009 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

Flatulence: do you get complaints about your 'ringtone'?
on March 4th, 2009 | One answer | 3 people like this

D'you wanna bag for that?
on March 3rd, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Do you remember the book '101 uses for a dead cat'? Apart from the 'pencil sharpener', can you remember any others?
on March 2nd, 2009 | One answer

How many imaginary peoples names can you think of that have other, sometimes vulgar meanings, like - Richard Swell - Dick Swell for...
on March 1st, 2009 | One answer | 2 people like this

Do you believe 'down-rating' peoples Q's & A's to be self-righteous?
on March 1st, 2009 | 3 answers | 5 people like this

Can you do 'The Timewarp'?
on March 1st, 2009 | 5 answers | 5 people like this

Name any celebrity who has successfully mutated themselves with the help of 'surgeons' into something frightening.
on March 1st, 2009 | 10 answers | 5 people like this

Have you ever turned to Satan for any 'impartial' advice or moderate 'assistance' when things aren't going as...
on February 24th, 2009 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

There's a cheese made in Dorset UK called 'Stinking Bishop', should it be rated 18?
on February 18th, 2009 | One answer | 2 people like this

Fellas, plenty of bacon in the sandwich or just a bit poking out?
on February 18th, 2009 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Most 'pop' music is sex-driven, gutless, talentless pap; is it right that this dangerously low quality form of stimulation be...
on February 18th, 2009 | 2 answers | 3 people like this

How is black light created on computer screens?
on February 18th, 2009 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Banana custard or ice cream?
on February 8th, 2009 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

How do you kill a leper?
on February 8th, 2009 | One answer

Is it true that sharpening earthworms using a pencil sharpener is easier if you freeze them first?
on February 7th, 2009 | 8 answers | 8 people like this

I like to put myself about a bit, and was wondering if any of you AB members out there fancied a fight?
on February 7th, 2009 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

What was jon lennon's last hit?
on February 7th, 2009 | no answers

What's yellow and lives off a dead beatle? I can't answer this as it's occured to me to be offensive to some people, sorry.
on February 7th, 2009 | One answer | 2 people like this

What's green and smells of pork?
on February 7th, 2009 | no answers | 2 people like this

Have you ever spent the whole day answering questions with questions?
on February 7th, 2009 | 6 answers | 3 people like this

What's got two legs and bleeds?
on February 7th, 2009 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your boxer briefs?
on February 7th, 2009 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

What's grey, 50 feet long and stinks of urine?
on February 7th, 2009 | 6 answers | 4 people like this

If 'there's more than one way to skin a cat', name them?
on February 7th, 2009 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Why did the baker have brown fingers?
on February 7th, 2009 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

If 85% of the serotonin in the body is stored in the bowel, how come noone has hard-wired their brain to it?
on February 7th, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Finish this: Gimme the squid, or the ___________ gets it!!
on February 7th, 2009 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Soft pornography: people who like porn don't like it, people who don't like porn don't like it. What's it all about?
on February 7th, 2009 | 2 answers

Was it fair enough for you to get fired from your job? what was it you did to 'deserve' it?
on February 4th, 2009 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Fellas, If I meet a girl I really like, I suffer terribly from vaginal concussion and have this stupid grin on my face for days on end,...
on February 4th, 2009 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Is 'phishing' a problem on AB?
on February 4th, 2009 | One answer | 3 people like this

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, this one doesn't. What rhyme will you be sending to your s/o?
on February 4th, 2009 | One answer

Would Jillian McKeith be proud of your last visit to the bathroom?
on February 3rd, 2009 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

I'd like to find the smoldering husks of Dorothy and her stupid friends at the end of the rainbow, what would you like to find there?
on February 1st, 2009 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

We hear so much in the UK about so called 'rebel-muslim-clerics' preaching illwill and being jailed for it in some cases, where...
on February 1st, 2009 | One answer | 2 people like this

If Typhoo put the T in Britain, who put the c**t in Scunthorpe?
on January 24th, 2009 | One answer

What've you got planned for your epitaph?
on January 24th, 2009 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Do you know anyone who loves forks?
on January 24th, 2009 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

I've just seen 'family guy' fighting with a chicken, have you ever had a fight with an animal, what was the conclusion?
on January 24th, 2009 | 4 answers | 1 person likes this

Finish this: Butt______?
on January 24th, 2009 | 14 answers | 8 people like this

Finish this: cheese_______?
on January 24th, 2009 | 5 answers | 3 people like this

When are you gonna let me out of this box?
on January 24th, 2009 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Will penile dimentia be an issue for those of us who have spent most of our lives thinking with it, hmmm?
on January 21st, 2009 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Is it possible to give a girl any other body part other than head as I need mine and I'm frightened?
on January 16th, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Whilst using a trampoline and your bottom lip pulled up over your head, is it possible to swallow your own head?
on January 14th, 2009 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

I really miss Dennis Pennis and his jibes at celebrity, he said to Gerrard Depardieu how disappointed he was when Andy MacDowell kissed...
on January 14th, 2009 | no answers

If 'reversal surgery' were offered after 3 years and having earned your millions in the film industry in that time, would you...
on January 14th, 2009 | One answer

When did the carnivorous picture plant make the concious decision to smell like a rotting horse and eat insects, rather than walk the...
on January 14th, 2009 | One answer