Answerbag: Outta-here's answers

Answer to What are your favourite colour combinations to wear?

Wed, 30 May 2012 03:19:08 -0700

What are your favourite colour combinations to wear?

Gray and grayer. Kinda matches my personality.

Answer to How can i make a dumb question even dumber

Wed, 30 May 2012 03:15:18 -0700

How can i make a dumb question even dumber

You just did. LOL

Answer to How many types of question are there? I'm thinking open, closed, divergent, convergent... etc.

Wed, 30 May 2012 03:14:29 -0700

How many types of question are there? I'm thinking open, closed, divergent, convergent... etc.

Here there are three kinds...stupid, not stupid and preggo.

Answer to Whats in your pipe ??

Wed, 30 May 2012 03:12:54 -0700

Whats in your pipe ??

I think it is medicinal.

Answer to Where do you hide the good stuff ¿

Mon, 28 May 2012 03:00:32 -0700

Where do you hide the good stuff ¿

In YOUR back yard.

Answer to You have discovered an alien life form hiding in your backyard, it doesn't understand human speech, how would you communicate with it?

Mon, 28 May 2012 02:59:29 -0700

You have discovered an alien life form hiding in your backyard, it doesn't understand human speech, how would you communicate with it?

Brats and beer.

Answer to Worst Superhero ever?

Mon, 28 May 2012 02:58:04 -0700

Worst Superhero ever?

The "Human Stapler" from a late 70's SNL.

Answer to Could you go a week without your mobile phone?

Mon, 28 May 2012 02:55:27 -0700

Could you go a week without your mobile phone?

Easily. I could probably go the rest of my life w/o one.

Answer to if i get caught with marijuana in new zealand, and it is my first offince. can i still go overseas?

Mon, 28 May 2012 02:54:19 -0700

if i get caught with marijuana in new zealand, and it is my first offince. can i still go overseas?

Overseas from where to where? Do they have weed laws in NZ?

Answer to Last time you ate cheese, what type was it?

Mon, 28 May 2012 02:52:47 -0700

Last time you ate cheese, what type was it?

Cabot's Vermont cheddar...extra sharp.

Answer to Pest....human/non. Which annoys you more and why?

Sun, 20 May 2012 04:04:58 -0700

Pest....human/non. Which annoys you more and why?

Humans...they have a choice to be or not be a pest. I like my pesky critters.

Answer to You ... you eated my cookie?

Sun, 20 May 2012 03:38:45 -0700

You ... you eated my cookie?

I don't eated cookies....but I eat cats.

Answer to what is the most alsom item you have put in a storage ficility

Sun, 20 May 2012 03:37:15 -0700

what is the most alsom item you have put in a storage ficility

Alsom???

Answer to What is a weird trend that you see developing?

Sun, 20 May 2012 03:36:38 -0700

What is a weird trend that you see developing?

More and more stupid questions here. Not yours of course.

Answer to If you could change your species what would you be?

Sun, 20 May 2012 03:33:40 -0700

If you could change your species what would you be?

Klingon

Answer to Why Cambodia always have hot days?

Sun, 20 May 2012 03:31:20 -0700

Why Cambodia always have hot days?

It may be that Cambodia is so far south.

Answer to Do you have a Nemesis? In your real-world life or your pretend AB life? Are you someone's? Think you'll ever get the best of him/her? Why?

Sun, 13 May 2012 03:43:06 -0700

Do you have a Nemesis? In your real-world life or your pretend AB life? Are you someone's? Think you'll ever get the best of him/her? Why?

Life is my nemesis.

Answer to Your world probably revolves around your family, friends, and you. Anyone outside that group you'd like to include? Whom and why?

Sun, 13 May 2012 03:41:52 -0700

Your world probably revolves around your family, friends, and you. Anyone outside that group you'd like to include? Whom and why?

You, of course, Rosie...why not?

Answer to Better to stifle it and give in than continue to dig the hole deeper you're in. Do you know when to stop digging and start climbing out?

Thu, 10 May 2012 03:15:03 -0700

Better to stifle it and give in than continue to dig the hole deeper you're in. Do you know when to stop digging and start climbing out?

Right now the hole is too deep to climb out of and the walls are starting to collapse.

Answer to Has your life gone according to your plan so far?

Thu, 10 May 2012 03:12:28 -0700

Has your life gone according to your plan so far?

No. I never had a plan.

Answer to What's one game that you never win?

Thu, 10 May 2012 03:11:35 -0700

What's one game that you never win?

Life

Answer to In Russian there is no word for "privacy", in Mandarin there is no word for "yes" nor a word for "no". Do you know of any other examples of a language not containing commonly used words that are present in English?

Sun, 06 May 2012 04:56:00 -0700

In Russian there is no word for "privacy", in Mandarin there is no word for "yes" nor a word for "no". Do you know of any other examples of a language not containing commonly used words that are present in English?

In the Cherokee language there is no word for the name Lenny.

Answer to What is one of the best adventures you've ever been on?

Sun, 06 May 2012 04:48:44 -0700

What is one of the best adventures you've ever been on?

Whilst in the US Navy I screwed my way around the Med with my girlfriend.

Answer to What random knowledge do you have in your head?

Sun, 06 May 2012 04:46:35 -0700

What random knowledge do you have in your head?

More than I can write here. Most of my knowledge is random.

Answer to What can you text your ex boyfriend to get him to talking to you again?

Sun, 06 May 2012 04:42:27 -0700

What can you text your ex boyfriend to get him to talking to you again?

Why don't you just call him instead of texting? Duh.

Answer to What is fossil dating?

Sun, 06 May 2012 04:29:12 -0700

What is fossil dating?

Dating my wife

Answer to Are you ready for tonight's supermoon? http://www.usatoday.com/tech/science/story/2012-05-05/supermoon-saturday-myths/54777202/1

Sun, 06 May 2012 04:27:29 -0700

Are you ready for tonight's supermoon? http://www.usatoday.com/tech/science/story/2012-05-05/supermoon-saturday-myths/54777202/1

Dang...missed it again...too cloudy.

Answer to Why does Schrödinger's cat only get 2 lives when all other cats get 9?

Thu, 03 May 2012 13:38:43 -0700

Why does Schrödinger's cat only get 2 lives when all other cats get 9?

It is either alive or not alive, but the uncertainty principle does not allow us to determine both at the same time.

Answer to Would you sit down and drink tea, Earl Grey, hot with Patrick Stewart?

Thu, 03 May 2012 13:35:07 -0700

Would you sit down and drink tea, Earl Grey, hot with Patrick Stewart?

Absolutely...if he were willing and interested.

Answer to is nitrogen and phosphates found in bottled water like poland spring and aquafina?

Thu, 03 May 2012 13:33:01 -0700

is nitrogen and phosphates found in bottled water like poland spring and aquafina?

I would have to test it.

Answer to Any measurement of time can be divided an infinite number of times, so does any exact time really exist? Or time itself?

Thu, 03 May 2012 13:31:07 -0700

Any measurement of time can be divided an infinite number of times, so does any exact time really exist? Or time itself?

Time is a human definition. We use it to schedule our lives.

Answer to What is the healthiest option in the Burger king menu ?

Sun, 22 Apr 2012 05:46:09 -0700

What is the healthiest option in the Burger king menu ?

The ink on the menu.

Answer to A Whopper with 1050 pieces of bacon at 74,170 calories sold for $80! Interested?

Sat, 21 Apr 2012 03:53:35 -0700

A Whopper with 1050 pieces of bacon at 74,170 calories sold for $80! Interested?

Just what I need...another heart attack

Answer to At what temperatures can no life form survive?

Fri, 20 Apr 2012 14:47:41 -0700

At what temperatures can no life form survive?

1,000,000,000 degrees Celcius

Answer to Who invented the left turn arrow?

Fri, 20 Apr 2012 14:46:15 -0700

Who invented the left turn arrow?

A guy named "righty"

Answer to Where is your heart right now?

Sun, 18 Mar 2012 04:32:52 -0700

Where is your heart right now?

In california

Answer to Free Will is impossible - True or false?

Sat, 17 Mar 2012 04:18:00 -0700

Free Will is impossible - True or false?

False...I freely chose to not answer this question.

Answer to If you have, why did you put all of your eggs in one basket?

Thu, 15 Mar 2012 04:26:11 -0700

If you have, why did you put all of your eggs in one basket?

I haven't...but I have put all my ducks in one sock.

Answer to Naked with boyfriend while playing games. What should the loser do?

Tue, 13 Mar 2012 15:26:25 -0700

Naked with boyfriend while playing games. What should the loser do?

whatever the winner wants....both win.

Answer to Have you any ambitions that have been fulfilled?

Tue, 13 Mar 2012 15:22:07 -0700

Have you any ambitions that have been fulfilled?

I have never had ambitions.

Answer to What would your life be like now if you had made the opposite decision to the one you made when you first left school?

Tue, 13 Mar 2012 15:18:46 -0700

What would your life be like now if you had made the opposite decision to the one you made when you first left school?

I probably would have been killed in Vietnam

Answer to What if the monkey evolved from man?

Sun, 04 Mar 2012 05:57:19 -0800

What if the monkey evolved from man?

Ironic, eh.

Answer to What is the most honest thing that you want to tell your boss?

Sun, 04 Mar 2012 05:56:08 -0800

What is the most honest thing that you want to tell your boss?

Interesting...I don't have a boss.

Answer to Are you putting me on?

Sun, 04 Mar 2012 05:51:57 -0800

Are you putting me on?

No...putting you on

Answer to What is the farthest point of land from Florida? (United States)

Sat, 03 Mar 2012 19:31:23 -0800

What is the farthest point of land from Florida? (United States)

Alabama

Answer to How long has your brain been out of order?

Sat, 03 Mar 2012 19:29:46 -0800

How long has your brain been out of order?

60 YEARS

Answer to Im gonna wash_______________?

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 14:06:53 -0800

Im gonna wash_______________?

your back and neck and hair in the shower...slowly.

Answer to Life spent ____________would be fantastic?

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 14:05:17 -0800

Life spent ____________would be fantastic?

with you

Answer to Love to Sex is like : Wisdom to ______.

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 15:21:47 -0800

Love to Sex is like : Wisdom to ______.

stupidity

Answer to Can we trade lives?

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 15:07:19 -0800

Can we trade lives?

I don't think you would want to....maybe for a week.

Answer to Men, is your girlfriend/wife satisfying you sexually?

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 15:06:12 -0800

Men, is your girlfriend/wife satisfying you sexually?

Sex??? I heard that word once...what does it mean?

Answer to Who was the most handsome president in your opinion?

Tue, 31 Jan 2012 15:43:59 -0800

Who was the most handsome president in your opinion?

Millard Filmore

Answer to does general motors hire felons? and if so what felonies wont they hire if you have them?

Sun, 29 Jan 2012 11:08:20 -0800

does general motors hire felons? and if so what felonies wont they hire if you have them?

Car theft

Answer to I'm really in the mood to_________?

Sat, 28 Jan 2012 01:31:36 -0800

I'm really in the mood to_________?

Answer this question.

Answer to What is one thing you know for sure?

Sat, 28 Jan 2012 01:30:45 -0800

What is one thing you know for sure?

I am leaving this website.

Answer to Why should marijuana be legalized if everyone who thinks it should is a stoner?

Sat, 28 Jan 2012 01:29:41 -0800

Why should marijuana be legalized if everyone who thinks it should is a stoner?

Ever here of the Libertarians...I am not a stoner and it should be legalized for numerous reasons. The main one is money. Billions of dollars in taxes and major reductions in DEA funding. In fact, we believe in legalizing all drugs but also removing funding from rehab centers. Let people kill...

Answer to What makes some people able to come through catastrophes while others just as able,strong, and brave go under?

Sat, 28 Jan 2012 01:24:42 -0800

What makes some people able to come through catastrophes while others just as able,strong, and brave go under?

Luck

Answer to Have you ever stated your view,been respectful toward the others',yet 2 keep on pounding "at" you, then they resort to name calling ?

Fri, 27 Jan 2012 14:13:37 -0800

Have you ever stated your view,been respectful toward the others',yet 2 keep on pounding "at" you, then they resort to name calling ?

Sounds like fun, actually...keep 'em coming'. I would smile a lot.

Answer to Where have you been given a life time ban from?

Fri, 27 Jan 2012 14:11:35 -0800

Where have you been given a life time ban from?

Yahoo answers.

Answer to Coffee or Ativan?

Fri, 27 Jan 2012 14:09:16 -0800

Coffee or Ativan?

A bit of ativan in my coffee. I could fall asleep and stay awake at the same time.

Answer to What is the worst smell known to man?

Fri, 27 Jan 2012 13:11:27 -0800

What is the worst smell known to man?

Butyric acid.

Answer to What's so bad about dying?

Wed, 25 Jan 2012 12:54:04 -0800

What's so bad about dying?

We will all find out...or not.

Answer to So why did you choose that avatar?

Wed, 25 Jan 2012 12:52:54 -0800

So why did you choose that avatar?

I teach physics and chemistry.

Answer to Can u wear Flip Flops to church?

Wed, 25 Jan 2012 12:50:54 -0800

Can u wear Flip Flops to church?

God doesn't care what you wear. I hear Jesus wore sandals a lot.

Answer to Do you know when to break the rules?

Wed, 25 Jan 2012 12:49:27 -0800

Do you know when to break the rules?

Right now is a good time.

Answer to I just got poked five times on Face Book....could I be pregnant?

Wed, 25 Jan 2012 12:46:30 -0800

I just got poked five times on Face Book....could I be pregnant?

It's how I got pregnant.

Answer to I scored 2000 points since joining AB about a year ago at age 65. Will I live long enough to become an illuminati?

Wed, 25 Jan 2012 12:45:00 -0800

I scored 2000 points since joining AB about a year ago at age 65. Will I live long enough to become an illuminati?

Talk to Rosie

Answer to I haven't Bathed in __________

Wed, 25 Jan 2012 11:02:36 -0800

I haven't Bathed in __________

motor oil

Answer to I say potato, you say...?

Wed, 25 Jan 2012 11:02:02 -0800

I say potato, you say...?

Potahto

Answer to How do you react when someone give you the "finger"?

Wed, 25 Jan 2012 10:57:17 -0800

How do you react when someone give you the "finger"?

I smile and ask "Is that your IQ?

Answer to I was so humiliated when _____________?

Wed, 25 Jan 2012 07:04:40 -0800

I was so humiliated when _____________?

My wife looked at my phone messages

Answer to What or Who make your heart "skip a beat"?

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 16:05:30 -0800

What or Who make your heart "skip a beat"?

When you say you love me.

Answer to How many wrong turns have you made?

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 16:04:20 -0800

How many wrong turns have you made?

one a day times 365 days times 60 years

Answer to What do you thrive on?

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 16:03:08 -0800

What do you thrive on?

Your questions and LR's love

Answer to Would you swim in the ocean with a Great White shark for a million dollars?

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 16:02:03 -0800

Would you swim in the ocean with a Great White shark for a million dollars?

Yes...

Answer to How far would you go if you start running right NOW?

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 15:59:15 -0800

How far would you go if you start running right NOW?

Half way down the block...then heart attack.

Answer to What about them__________?

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 15:56:37 -0800

What about them__________?

Packers

Answer to follow up on Element99, I will watch Obama's speech tonight because?

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 14:57:21 -0800

follow up on Element99, I will watch Obama's speech tonight because?

Good question

Answer to If you're ever stuck at a party with someone boring you to death, would the following work?

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 14:54:02 -0800

If you're ever stuck at a party with someone boring you to death, would the following work?

It would work...but I usually just tell the I have to go take a crap. LMAO

Answer to What's it called when two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transcient of passions, they are required to swear that they will remain in that exited, abnormal and exhausting condition until death do them part? Can you elaborate?

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 14:51:52 -0800

What's it called when two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transcient of passions, they are required to swear that they will remain in that exited, abnormal and exhausting condition until death do them part? Can you elaborate?

Marriage?

Answer to Can you make a funny face?

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 14:50:22 -0800

Can you make a funny face?

My students laugh at my funny face a lot...so I guess I can.

Answer to Does quantity equal quality in your world? Is 'the more the better' true for you? Why?

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 14:29:02 -0800

Does quantity equal quality in your world? Is 'the more the better' true for you? Why?

Quality is almost always better...unless it is retirement money.

Answer to The Movie Test WOW! This is pretty damn amazing. Mine turned out to be "The Good The Bad and the Ugly" what's yours? (see description)

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 14:27:19 -0800

The Movie Test WOW! This is pretty damn amazing. Mine turned out to be "The Good The Bad and the Ugly" what's yours? (see description)

Actually...the goat one was one of my favorites...number 3 after Airplane and Blazing saddles.

Answer to Sometimes do you have to let the train come off the tracks?

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 14:24:15 -0800

Sometimes do you have to let the train come off the tracks?

My train hasn't seen a track in 40 years.

Answer to what rhymes with rejoice?

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 14:23:05 -0800

what rhymes with rejoice?

Purple and orange.

Answer to I'm not watching Obama's speech tonite because_____________.

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 14:11:39 -0800

I'm not watching Obama's speech tonite because_____________.

I'm not because I get tired of congress applauding at every third sentence...making the speech interminably long. I also don't give a crap what he says because nothing is going to change.

Answer to My heart_______________?

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 14:08:39 -0800

My heart_______________?

Is filled with ______________

Answer to Is today better than your yesterday?

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 14:07:48 -0800

Is today better than your yesterday?

All of my days are about the same. Good if pain is low...bad if pain is high. Not too bad right now.

Answer to Be what?

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 14:06:31 -0800

Be what?

All dat you can beez.

Answer to Ask a stupid question on answerbag, get a _________ answer?

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 14:05:13 -0800

Ask a stupid question on answerbag, get a _________ answer?

One of my idiotic answers.

Answer to Why is it alright for black comidian to make fun of the way white people act, talk, eat , also call them honkeys or crackers etc... see Des

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 02:37:26 -0800

Why is it alright for black comidian to make fun of the way white people act, talk, eat , also call them honkeys or crackers etc... see Des

Hell...you will probably be accused of being a racist just for asking the question.

Answer to What are you called if you're not attracted to males or females?

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 02:34:07 -0800

What are you called if you're not attracted to males or females?

Wise

Answer to Have you ever slept with a co-worker?

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 02:32:38 -0800

Have you ever slept with a co-worker?

Yes, actually...not a lot of sleeping going on though.

Answer to Is Paco a good name for a pet Spider :)

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 02:31:35 -0800

Is Paco a good name for a pet Spider :)

Excellent...what kind of spider?

Answer to are you Serious or just having fun?

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 02:30:48 -0800

are you Serious or just having fun?

I'm never serious and I rarely have fun...guess I'm just hanging out waiting to go to work.

Answer to what is the funniest nick name for your "winner" you ever heard?

Mon, 23 Jan 2012 15:51:10 -0800

what is the funniest nick name for your "winner" you ever heard?

Winner or wiener.

Answer to My Dad ____________?

Mon, 23 Jan 2012 15:40:38 -0800

My Dad ____________?

Left when I was 6...never saw him again...asshole.

Answer to I dont think I should recycle _____________ do you :-) ?

Mon, 23 Jan 2012 15:37:46 -0800

I dont think I should recycle _____________ do you :-) ?

Urine

Answer to What would Don Juan's dumb brother be like?

Mon, 23 Jan 2012 15:22:01 -0800

What would Don Juan's dumb brother be like?

Oh...Don Larry...Nascar fan living in a trailer. No talents other than a useless handyman who can't fix anything.

Answer to How many times can one get PB'd before he/she is banished forever? Some go in/out,in/out over and over. Does it ever end? When?

Mon, 23 Jan 2012 15:17:13 -0800

How many times can one get PB'd before he/she is banished forever? Some go in/out,in/out over and over. Does it ever end? When?

Rosie...I have been trying...but they ...just...won't ...listen