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What are your favourite colour combinations to wear? Gray and grayer. Kinda matches my personality.

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How can i make a dumb question even dumber You just did. LOL

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How many types of question are there? I'm thinking open, closed, divergent, convergent... etc. Here there are three kinds...stupid, not stupid and preggo.

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Whats in your pipe ?? I think it is medicinal.

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Where do you hide the good stuff ¿ In YOUR back yard.

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You have discovered an alien life form hiding in your backyard, it doesn't understand human speech, how would you communicate with it? Brats and beer.

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Worst Superhero ever? The "Human Stapler" from a late 70's SNL.

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Could you go a week without your mobile phone? Easily. I could probably go the rest of my life w/o one.

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if i get caught with marijuana in new zealand, and it is my first offince. can i still go overseas? Overseas from where to where? Do they have weed laws in NZ?

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Last time you ate cheese, what type was it? Cabot's Vermont cheddar...extra sharp.

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Pest....human/non. Which annoys you more and why? Humans...they have a choice to be or not be a pest. I like my pesky critters.

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You ... you eated my cookie? I don't eated cookies....but I eat cats.

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what is the most alsom item you have put in a storage ficility Alsom???

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What is a weird trend that you see developing? More and more stupid questions here. Not yours of course.

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If you could change your species what would you be? Klingon

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Why Cambodia always have hot days? It may be that Cambodia is so far south.

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Do you have a Nemesis? In your real-world life or your pretend AB life? Are you someone's? Think you'll ever get the best of him/her? Why? Life is my nemesis.

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Your world probably revolves around your family, friends, and you. Anyone outside that group you'd like to include? Whom and why? You, of course, Rosie...why not?

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Better to stifle it and give in than continue to dig the hole deeper you're in. Do you know when to stop digging and start climbing out? Right now the hole is too deep to climb out of and the walls are starting to collapse.

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Has your life gone according to your plan so far? No. I never had a plan.

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What's one game that you never win? Life

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In Russian there is no word for "privacy", in Mandarin there is no word for "yes" nor a word for "no". Do you know of any other examples of a language not containing commonly used words that are present in English? In the Cherokee language there is no word for the name Lenny.

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What is one of the best adventures you've ever been on? Whilst in the US Navy I screwed my way around the Med with my girlfriend.

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What random knowledge do you have in your head? More than I can write here. Most of my knowledge is random.

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What can you text your ex boyfriend to get him to talking to you again? Why don't you just call him instead of texting? Duh.

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What is fossil dating? Dating my wife

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Are you ready for tonight's supermoon? http://www.usatoday.com/tech/science/story/2012-05-05/supermoon-saturday-myths/54777202/1 Dang...missed it again...too cloudy.

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Why does Schrödinger's cat only get 2 lives when all other cats get 9? It is either alive or not alive, but the uncertainty principle does not allow us to determine both at the same time.

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Would you sit down and drink tea, Earl Grey, hot with Patrick Stewart? Absolutely...if he were willing and interested.

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is nitrogen and phosphates found in bottled water like poland spring and aquafina? I would have to test it.

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Any measurement of time can be divided an infinite number of times, so does any exact time really exist? Or time itself? Time is a human definition. We use it to schedule our lives.

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What is the healthiest option in the Burger king menu ? The ink on the menu.

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A Whopper with 1050 pieces of bacon at 74,170 calories sold for $80! Interested? Just what I need...another heart attack

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At what temperatures can no life form survive? 1,000,000,000 degrees Celcius

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Who invented the left turn arrow? A guy named "righty"

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Where is your heart right now? In california

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Free Will is impossible - True or false? False...I freely chose to not answer this question.

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If you have, why did you put all of your eggs in one basket? I haven't...but I have put all my ducks in one sock.

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Naked with boyfriend while playing games. What should the loser do? whatever the winner wants....both win.

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Have you any ambitions that have been fulfilled? I have never had ambitions.

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What would your life be like now if you had made the opposite decision to the one you made when you first left school? I probably would have been killed in Vietnam

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What if the monkey evolved from man? Ironic, eh.

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What is the most honest thing that you want to tell your boss? Interesting...I don't have a boss.

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Are you putting me on? No...putting you on

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What is the farthest point of land from Florida? (United States) Alabama

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How long has your brain been out of order? 60 YEARS

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Im gonna wash_______________? your back and neck and hair in the shower...slowly.

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Life spent ____________would be fantastic? with you

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Love to Sex is like : Wisdom to ______. stupidity

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Can we trade lives? I don't think you would want to....maybe for a week.

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Men, is your girlfriend/wife satisfying you sexually? Sex??? I heard that word once...what does it mean?

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Who was the most handsome president in your opinion? Millard Filmore

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does general motors hire felons? and if so what felonies wont they hire if you have them? Car theft

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I'm really in the mood to_________? Answer this question.

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What is one thing you know for sure? I am leaving this website.

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Why should marijuana be legalized if everyone who thinks it should is a stoner? Ever here of the Libertarians...I am not a stoner and it should be legalized for numerous reasons. The main one is money. Billions of dollars in taxes and major reductions in DEA funding. In fact, we believe in legalizing all drugs but also removing funding from rehab centers. Let people kill themselves.

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What makes some people able to come through catastrophes while others just as able,strong, and brave go under? Luck

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Have you ever stated your view,been respectful toward the others',yet 2 keep on pounding "at" you, then they resort to name calling ? Sounds like fun, actually...keep 'em coming'. I would smile a lot.

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Where have you been given a life time ban from? Yahoo answers.

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Coffee or Ativan? A bit of ativan in my coffee. I could fall asleep and stay awake at the same time.

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What is the worst smell known to man? Butyric acid.

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What's so bad about dying? We will all find out...or not.

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So why did you choose that avatar? I teach physics and chemistry.

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Can u wear Flip Flops to church? God doesn't care what you wear. I hear Jesus wore sandals a lot.

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Do you know when to break the rules? Right now is a good time.

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I just got poked five times on Face Book....could I be pregnant? It's how I got pregnant.

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I scored 2000 points since joining AB about a year ago at age 65. Will I live long enough to become an illuminati? Talk to Rosie

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I haven't Bathed in __________ motor oil

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I say potato, you say...? Potahto

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How do you react when someone give you the "finger"? I smile and ask "Is that your IQ?

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I was so humiliated when _____________? My wife looked at my phone messages

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What or Who make your heart "skip a beat"? When you say you love me.

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How many wrong turns have you made? one a day times 365 days times 60 years

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What do you thrive on? Your questions and LR's love

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Would you swim in the ocean with a Great White shark for a million dollars? Yes...

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How far would you go if you start running right NOW? Half way down the block...then heart attack.

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What about them__________? Packers

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follow up on Element99, I will watch Obama's speech tonight because? Good question

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If you're ever stuck at a party with someone boring you to death, would the following work? It would work...but I usually just tell the I have to go take a crap. LMAO

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What's it called when two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transcient of passions, they are required to swear that they will remain in that exited, abnormal and exhausting condition until death do them part? Can you elaborate? Marriage?

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Can you make a funny face? My students laugh at my funny face a lot...so I guess I can.

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Does quantity equal quality in your world? Is 'the more the better' true for you? Why? Quality is almost always better...unless it is retirement money.

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The Movie Test WOW! This is pretty damn amazing. Mine turned out to be "The Good The Bad and the Ugly" what's yours? (see description) Actually...the goat one was one of my favorites...number 3 after Airplane and Blazing saddles.

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Sometimes do you have to let the train come off the tracks? My train hasn't seen a track in 40 years.

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what rhymes with rejoice? Purple and orange.

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I'm not watching Obama's speech tonite because_____________. I'm not because I get tired of congress applauding at every third sentence...making the speech interminably long. I also don't give a crap what he says because nothing is going to change.

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My heart_______________? Is filled with ______________

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Is today better than your yesterday? All of my days are about the same. Good if pain is low...bad if pain is high. Not too bad right now.

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Be what? All dat you can beez.

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Ask a stupid question on answerbag, get a _________ answer? One of my idiotic answers.

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Why is it alright for black comidian to make fun of the way white people act, talk, eat , also call them honkeys or crackers etc... see Des Hell...you will probably be accused of being a racist just for asking the question.

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What are you called if you're not attracted to males or females? Wise

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Have you ever slept with a co-worker? Yes, actually...not a lot of sleeping going on though.

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Is Paco a good name for a pet Spider :) Excellent...what kind of spider?

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are you Serious or just having fun? I'm never serious and I rarely have fun...guess I'm just hanging out waiting to go to work.

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what is the funniest nick name for your "winner" you ever heard? Winner or wiener.

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My Dad ____________? Left when I was 6...never saw him again...asshole.

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I dont think I should recycle _____________ do you :-) ? Urine

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What would Don Juan's dumb brother be like? Oh...Don Larry...Nascar fan living in a trailer. No talents other than a useless handyman who can't fix anything.

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How many times can one get PB'd before he/she is banished forever? Some go in/out,in/out over and over. Does it ever end? When? Rosie...I have been trying...but they ...just...won't ...listen

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Are you a better person than you were a year ago? No...still a f***** idiot.

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Are you the type of person whose brain turns to mush when you enter into a relationship? If so, how do you feel about that? I try to keep my brain mushless....alcohol usually negates that.

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Which would you rather have. Zombie Apocalypse, Alien Invasion, Uncontrollable Ebola outbreak, Robotic enslavement, or All out World War? WW III...are you prepared?

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What do you view as punishing yourself? Why? Not lieving this stupid marriage...idiocy

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Have you ever been disgusted my you own behaviour?yes / no? Yes...i found I could no londer speel.

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Is there anything you wish you had not seen? Yes...the first 20 minutes of the movie "Idiocracy" I changed the channel.

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where can i buy a curved bath mat to fit round a p shaped bath? Buy a very large towel...then get a pair of scissors...

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How would i go about attacthing a bike rim to a PVC pipe? A couple of sheet metal screws should do nicely.

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Whats not to like about you ¿ That is for the liker/unliker to decide. With me you get what you get.

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What makes you feel young? anymore...nothing...maybe AB

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What's something you've been away from for a long time? Sex

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Where have you been and what have you done? Whilst in the Navy I have seen much of the world...I have done so many things in my life I could write a book..as could many of us here...Good question

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What wakes you up in the middle of the night? My bad hip...pain 24/7

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have u ever wasted time? What do you think I am doing right now? ABing is SO productive.

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Where can I hire a stripper or exotic dancer for a private party for my 25th birthday? Depends on where you live. My sister will do it for 20 bucks.

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What could you beat Chuck Norris in? Pissing off my wife.

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How's your January so far? Same as most months with more snow and a bit colder.

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What are some of the painful or tedious rituals you go through for the sake of looking good? Don't need to....I look good all of the time with little or no effort.

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Which English accent do you find the most amusing? Yours...

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Apparently the old and the new cannot occupy the same space so the old gets tossed and the new takes its place. Such a disgrace. Isn't it? No...nature...we must go to leave to make room for the new...I am not afraid of going to let the newer take over.

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What period is beryllium in on the periodic table? Uh...look at the periodic table...duh.

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Drugs might mimic the effect of a neurotransmitter because......? If they didn't I might _________ someone...including myself.

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What was the month of your birth? No...November...do you still love me? :(

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Would you sing alone infront of "inmates" in prison for $10,000? Just a stage,you and some security...no bars:-(? 10 thou...I would do about anything...yes....I would kiss you

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what day do you get the most housework done? July 23rd

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wot do u do on a sunday evening?? AB

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Are you a good mate? I actually have no friends other than here...am I a good mate to you?

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Have you ever been in a situation that you were quite literally "afraid for you life"? even close? No

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Was one of your parents a bigger disciplinarian than the other? Which one? Father disappeared when I was 6...mother always drunk...

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Are you good with math? I teach physics sweetie...I have to be...are you? I can't believe I am the first one to answer one of your questions.

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What do you call metal details on clothing? Metal details

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How often do you wear a belt? Most of the time...lost 2 inches of my waist.

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Men: do you wear underwear everyday? Summer garb...shorts...no underwear...pocket tee or wife-beater...flip-flops. School year..dress professionally. How about you darlin'?

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"Frankly m'dear I don't give a dam*"! Do you give a dam* who is prez? Don't they all belong to the same club and are interchangeable? We've been around long enough none of that stuff makes a difference...we have our own club...citizens...and it appears we are powerless, but I really don't care. The next generation can figure it out.

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What is the antidote for Fear? Got your back bro...

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Could you live on half of your yearly salary,if you had to? Easily sweety...if my wife left me (I can't wait) and I got rid of this f@@@@ house.

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I am making a list for Going Out. So far I have an ID and/or a driver's license, three dollars, a cap or hat. What else should I need? A loin cloth, some sturdy boots and a hot date.

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Once we reach a level of abysmal ignorance what's next? We learn/communicate through metal devices now. Will we become metal devices? Many of us will never reach that lower level as we chose not to. You and I communicate on these devices, but will not become them...and most importantly do not really need them. If my computer died right now I would continue along just fine...same with my cell phone.

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Is every battle worth hanging in till you win? When is it better to grin, give in and leave the battlefield? :) In a battle of wits...when I know I have already won and the other wants to fight on...I smile and walk away.

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If you are open to the belief that there are infinite universes did we get the best one or could better be out there waiting for us? Why? We will find out oh too soon Rosie...once we shed these frail puny shells.

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How reliable are you? scale of 1-10( 10 = very reliable) Usually a ten

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Do you come AS IS You get what you you get. Love it or leave it.

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Does anone know ANY acts of honor done by any politician in the last year? Honourable politician...oxymoron don't you think?

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is it normal for a pussy to be wide open and fit four fingers in a girls pussy after four days without sex? Wrong category dude.

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Whatever happened to the Peace & Love Generation; the hippies? Aside from the drug casualties, did they all just become accountants and soccer moms/dads? Are there any actual studies or statistics on what became of the flower children? My oldest sister lives on a marijuana plantation in Hawaii.

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Who on AB do you want to go mud wrestling with? BB and LR...Slarty can take the vids.

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Is too much fun not fun at all? I have heard that word before...what does it mean?

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Did a witch turn Gingrich into a Newt? Yes...but he got better.

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Do you plan on waking up on the right side of the bed tomorrow? No.....it is against the wall

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Did you catch the chicken yet? Nope...only choked it a few.

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Do you ever feel that God doesn't listen to you sometimes? Why would he/she care about my petty problems?

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Have you ever held your breath so long that you began to rise up to the ceiling? That would break a couple of laws of physics

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A guy whom I am friends with, he just confessed he likes me,What can I do.Im starting to think hes in love with me. I like him a little to? Ask him to massage your feet...

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What are the healthiest types of candles? Those that you don't buy.

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Do you wish people with closed minds also had closed mouths? Perhaps closed caskets?

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What is something everybody has a strong opinion on Your question.

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You are absolutely resolute and rigid about this one thing..zero wiggle room. What is it? Speeling

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How can I possibly deal with someone like you? I have no idea...you have so far bro.

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Will Michelle Obama and her food police will be happy if Twinkie maker Hostess liquidates and dumps its 20,000 jobs? LOL

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Who was the first person to beat you up? No-one....either it was a draw or I won...although I lost a qualifying match at a karate tournament 1-2 after winning four others.

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"I'm not scared of anything." Do you feel this way? If so, what makes you so fearless? I am not so...I only fear for my loved ones...including you and all others that fear. I am too old for trivial fears. Death may be welcome as my life energy will be freed to roam the universe.

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Can you name one completely irrational fear that you have? I actually have none. I fear only that which might harm my family...and that is quite rational.

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What are some basic rules of etiquette that are taken for granted? Men should NOT wear hats indoors. Yes ma'am, yes sir, no ma'am, no sir, thank you, please....I learned these things as a child and never forgot them....

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Will you still love me in the morning when the booze wears off? We all love ya here Weylon...no matter what.

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Any suggestions for a graduation gift? Money...

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If you had to be allergic to one thing, what would it be? Stupidity...wait...I already am and itch terribly 24/7

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Do guys name Tom have bigger toes than the average man What a silly question

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Would you share your last chicken nugget with me Share...no...give to you..yes and would smile as you ate it

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I cant curb my enthusiasm for_____________? can you? I wish I had some sweety

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Can an educated person explain to me why I feel so cheerful the day after drinking heavily, despite minor physical symptoms of a hangover? Probably still shit-faced

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How does walking in slush make you feel? Cold feet.

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By the time I hit the ground _______________? I realize my parachute didn't open.....ooops

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What will be your parting shot when you leave this life? FIFJI

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Which side of the mountain are you in now? Thursday

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In your family, who are the better cooks the men or the women? Others in the family...I don't know...me...the best...even Gordan Ramsey would agree.

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What wont you ever understand ¿¿¿ Uh??? Women

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what is the exact value of pi A already told her...Navy for Phillippine Islands....

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How was earth made? Why are we alive? Two questions for the price of one

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When was the last time you saw the skies/stars through a telescope/binoculars? Looked at sunspots about two months ago

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Do you care if I just.. u know... try to be alone... what do you think about that eh? Eh...are You Canadian?

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anyone knows anything about chemistry (b)? Of course....I teach it.

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Do you ever go to bed sad? Sad...no...lonely....yes

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What is the most money you have ever spent for a pet? A couple of thou for a diabetic dog

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It looks really weird/silly to______________in the middle of winter!? make naked snow angels

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How could I forget____________-? you???

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how to underline on a computer Ctrl...U

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___________ in my opinion,rules the music world right now!? Money...

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When is Answerbag the busiest (times/days)? Now

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Do you take flirting too seriously? With whom?

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What is the difference between living and existing? For me...no difference.

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You are given more change back than you are due...what do you do? Life change or money change?

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At the end of the day, what really matters? My kiki . Ab friends and going to bed.

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What is your opinion of the musical group Blondie? Never heard of

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Men?! (Continued) I love you...walrus

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MEN: do you prefer long or short hair on a woman? Neither...either...a brain is more preferable.

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Why would my boyfriend rather masterbate to porn than have sex with me? Uh...you are not giving him the porn he wants...duh.

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What is that about you which is still hidden from your spouse? My sweet walruses here.

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When do you call on nature? I bet this one's for my dear friend shunyata. LOL When nature calls on me...I call back

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Do you strike back at or attack those whose way of thinking challenges you or discomforts you? Why? I know none of such...but I would just smile...knowingly

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Ive never loved anything/anyone as much as I love/loved_________? Gotta say it...Rachel...my number one.

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stuff it______________? in my wallet

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Heaven on earth would be ___________________. In her arms.

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I will never give up ______? On meeting her.

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what is the strongest smell you can smell in your life right now? I wish I could smell my number one walrus.

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What color is the room you are in right now? Walls are off-white..beige carpet...brown and tan area rug.

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Who would you invite to dinner? Rachel

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Who was the wisest person you knew as a child? Never met one...

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Do you have a very disciplined mind or does it engage in flights of fancy from time to time? Ever come back with something useful? What? Mostly disciplined...20 years Navy...Flights of fancy when I think of opportunities missed.

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What is your alter ego doing right now? Stalking you

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Which is the biggest cruise ship in the world? It WAS the one that capsized in Italy

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How come Obama killed the Keystone pipeline (from the Gulf Coast to Canada), but not the Afghan pipeline? All questions pertaining to politicians have only one answer.....Money.

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Do you like talking to people? Mainly here where all of my friends are.

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Do men think more with their weiners or their wallets? or 50/50? what do you think? BB men don't do a helluva lot of thinking with either.

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What type of calendars do you have ? (ie;at home or work) Grand daughter photo calendars...sweet.

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Why do I feel as if there's parasites nibbling away at my mind? Because you have parasites nibblin' away.

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What happens when love comes to town? I'm sure I won't be there.

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Will you be purchasing a new aluminum foil hat for Spring/Summer this year? I use Plutonium foil...It's a blast.

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Can I touch your CDs? NOT the Beethovens.

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Education is one way to __________. pay my bills...(I am a teacher)

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There goes my_____________. last chance

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I just dont know what to do with myself !! any TIPS 1.Try to find out how this question got in the birth defects category. 2. I would only say this one to a guy. Too polite I guess.

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Im tired of feeling____________? unappreciated and unloved.

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I always keep an extra ______________ around. Joint...I'm not..Hi BB

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then along came____________? me

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I am not tring to________you!? Yes you are...you can't fool me young lady.

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Help! I need __________ love

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is there any excuse for____________? stupidity....no

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Im in/out if control with ______________right now!? my feelings and life...

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It's a small world _____________________ Filled with stupid people.

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The world according to_________________? Chuck Norris

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What is something you would never do? Disrespect you...walrus.

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Im off to see the ____________?Wanna come? Psychiatrist...What would I do without you my special walrus??

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How old are you guys? 60...wanna fight about it? LOL

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Dead men don't _______________ wear plaid

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your impression of a Russian? Мои бабушка и дед были от Киев… я всегда имел увлекательность тот угол мира

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Men: What do you consider feminine in a woman? Woman aroma....nothing else matters.

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Have you ever made anything out of wood? I made two loft beds for my daughters that will probably be around for a hundred more years....I built them well.

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If you were going to strike it rich, how would you want to make this or have this happen? I would think it would be cool to find a ten thousand pound boulder of gold in a national park.

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Is the period (.) going extinct in today's society? . .... ...... .no...At least not in my stupid answers...

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The time for_________________ has come!? Calling Eric

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Which to you is grosser? Food with a hair in it; or someone else using your toothbrush? Food with hair...yuck

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Whats that__________for? blank in front of the for for.

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What Would You Like A Piece Of? Your mind....

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I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane, while people behind me are going insane, I'm ______________ Snail Man

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Bend me________________________? BB ... Stop that...I will be embarrassed for you

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When you go shopping, do you know how to swipe your credit/debit card? Unfortunately yes...too many times a week.

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Did you know that a turtle can breathe through it's butt? Fill in this blank. "I know this because____________"

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No! Why should I? Because you want to....and can

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If I came to visit you for the day, what would we do? Whatever you fancy.

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Where do you you wish to be just now? In Rachel's arms

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Mouth watering _____________. walrus

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What makes you feel warm and safe? Nothing

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What are you going to do someday that you are just not able to do right now? Tell my wife FOAD...and move on

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Does every one know you 'have it' when you walk along the street? Yep...I am "all that"

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What is something that just takes far too long? you answering my questions young lady

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On a scale of 1-10 how good looking do you think you are? For my age....7-8

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How important are emotional bonds to you? I'm not sure...I only have one and that is being repressed by an outside force...she is all I have that is important to me.

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What is your most cherished possession from your childhood you still have?? Odd you should ask. A small leather bag my Aunt gave me when I was 7. It belonged to my Uncle and originally contained a Pfleuger fishing reel. I used it to put my coins in. It is about 3 meters from me as I type.

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What's your weapon of choice? (No guns or knives, be inventive!) I use my "Finger-O-Doom".

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EVO_UTION is still a theory because.. Chuck Norris hasn't approved it yet.

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How are you feeling this morning? I think I had too much to drink last night.

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Quantum Q: UNI_ERSE is a theory which predicts the existence of: LOL on the V...if that was not a choice it would have been my answer. I think q-physics actually proves the existence of nothing, including this ans

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If we could choose the kind of person we want to be prior to birth would our choices be similar or vastly different? How? Similar to or different from what? I would probably choose to be the same, but would make different life choices....maybe.

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Quantum Q: Can a quantum physicist use both sides of the toilet tissue at the same time -without getting his fingers sticky? If you give the paper a half-twist then join the ends you get a poiuyt that has only one side. This creates both a lemma and a dilemma. Oy.

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________ Pride! Just another brick in the wall pride..

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Would it be better if everyone always agreed on everything? Or would that be much worse than the way things are now? Why? No it would not be better...it would mean we all agree on a terrorist's or other criminal's point of view.

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Have you ever had a pet adopt you instead of the other way around? Not me, but my wife. She got out of her car at a job and a scraggly cat started following her around. The cat has been with us ever since.

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I'll take _____________ for 3 thousand!? Bornabrit....for a million

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i need a name for a male red shih-tzu i was thinking of tyson as a name but i would like some other ideas Bob

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Wow, do you think that YOU will still be on here to earn Illuminati status? thats staying power isnt it? BB...do you really care about that? walrus

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We have multiple husbands/wives/partners/SO's but only one set of parents. Do parents deserve special consideration? Why? Odd question from you Rosie...I find it difficult to believe you have multiples of partners....also...my parents are quite gone.

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Quantum Q: Would it be a problem for you if you had nowhere to go because you were everywhere? I am an electron and can go anywhere I want.

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Are you a supporter of athletics? One of my former students is now a world class high jumper...I support him.

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Why do people want to buy a house to live in so they can spend all of their time at work paying for it? Good question...I bought it for her and now I feel like an idiot

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Scenario: Your son is playing, and goes in the bathroom. Suddenly, you hear him go "UGGHH". I like to drink vinegar. I would take the bottle and have a swig.

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Josey Wales is mowing down Bluecoats. He says "He ain't got nothing better to do?" Why does Josey have nothing better to do? No other talents

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What's your purview? I asked my cat...she said puuuuuuuuuuuur

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Are Ants on Bagels a form of Socialism? I miss them greatly...I think they were Commies.

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Is it your responsibility to keep up? With what or whom?...hmmm

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I just dont know what to do with_____________? my insane love for you

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Where the hell is ______________? (This has nothing to do with pickle forks, duplicate my ass) Ladyrocket...my number one walrus???

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My friends count on me__________________? All my friends are here and count on me to be their walrus. MWAH

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When did you stop looking at hourself in the mirror? Never...I look good and it is a highlight of my day.

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What's the matter with all these Hipsters in here? Hey brother...we are all hip here.

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Have you ever done anything in your life that seemed out of character to what you would usually do? No....I am crazy...and everything I do comes from my craziness.

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Tortellini? or Manicotti? Matters not...all comes out the same

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Out of males and females.Which have been recorded with the highest IQs........YA....hehe Me...off the charts

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Who would win, Chuck Norris? or Jason Statham? Chuck Norris would win without even showing up.

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Monkey see, monkey do, monkey ________? Wanks....LOL

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Are you seeking Fame and Fortune No...just love

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Sometimes all I need is the air that I breathe and _________? To love you...Hollies.

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How much does a "heavy heart" weigh? Approximately 0.35 kg

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Are you the "Cats Wiskers" or the "Dogs --------"... Juggly One....I am the cat's MEOW.....puuuuuuuuuuuur

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When was the last time that someone knocked on your door and asked if you are coming out to play?! Never....60 years and still waiting

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The Taliban – terrorist group or political entity? Political extremists...they do what they must for their idiotic beliefs.

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If you could invent anything, what would you invent? Wife eraser

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Name something that is a load of codswollop? Could you restate that in English?

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Name a fantasy item which would make life infinitely more exciting? Anything but my wife

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I would trade___________ for ______________. my wife for a rocket....or anything else

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What did you just hide behind your back? M1911A1 45 caliber

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How did people communicate over the internet before there was a written language? Signing and webcams

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Someone you thought was most loving turns out to be the least loving and you never saw it coming. Ever happen to you? What did you do? Present wife...only wanted steady income and health insurance...got what she wanted...I'm hanging in there...slowly dying.

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Why am I a chicken sh**? Can you be more speci***

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You never know _______. when misha is going to ask a fill in the blank question... luv ya

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Have you ever been to a factory? Yes

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Do you like people that constantly answer questions with the answer "No"? No...I just don't like people.

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What would you gladly welcome? You in my arms...

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Have you ever taken dance lessons? No...would you like to take one with me?

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What do you wish you could undo? Present marriage

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You feel your best when________________________? I don't understand the question

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Hey!!! Gimme back my ____________? Bucket-o-chicken gizzards

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1.) What is the best job you ever had and 2.)What is the worst job you ever had? Best job: Training Navy recruits...worst...pumping gas

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Have many times in life did you approve something against your true will? never

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Have you ever been where the sun doesn't shine In your arms...no

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Who invented plexiglas? Chuck Norris...he invented everything

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Thunder only happens when ___________? Lightning occurs...hi Juicy

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1. Favorite Color 2. Least favorite Color Fav...gray Least fav..sky blue pink

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What happens when your brain is full and you can't learn anymore? Your head implodes

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Would you be embarrassed if I go to your house? No...but you might be.

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What's one thing that's 'not a big deal' to you? Everything

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Can insanity be cured? Mine can't...can yours? walrus

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what's your biggest pet peeve??!! stupidity

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Rachelle and I are having a party,the theme is "Kinkytwist",what you going to wear? Your panties///on my face...Let's party

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When i say the color "red" what is the first thing that comes to mind? Commies

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What makes your heart race like crazy? Not taking my heart meds.

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Do you like elevator music? I haven't been on an elevator in years...what kind of music is there?

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Did you ever fail a class in high school or college? Yes

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Can I drive your car? You can have my car.

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Would you let me hug you? Hug away....

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Have you ever embarrassed yourself on a night out drinking? How badly? I can embarrass myself without drinking...or going out.

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What are the most absurd spoiled-brat-stories you've heard? My present wife raising her daughter...long story

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Name a time when you where you felt SO UNLUCKY? When buying a lottery ticket...maybe I just feel stupid.

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What is one thing you are afraid to do ALONE? Nothing...I do almost everything alone and I fear almost nothing.

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What is your secret weapon to attract the opposite sex? If I told you it would not be a secret.

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What is something that you're really passionate about? This may sound odd, but I am passionate about absolutely nothing.

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Have you ever been given a paycheck made from rubber? Yes...once

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Where can you find my EX girlfriend pants? On your new girlfriend

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Have you ever stopped traffic Yes...when my car got totaled, I got out and stopped and re-directed traffic until the pain caused me to collapse.

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What do old people's cars look like? I have a rusty 97 Grand Prix that runs great and is paid for.

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In the name of what , If there's no God? Chuck Norrris

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I love watching ____________, but I would NEVER do it/that? Ski jumping

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Put your _____________ on it. carp

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while I was cleaning out my closet I found a __________O.M.G.!? bag of gold doubloons

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Fly me to___________________-? Simi Valley or Richmond VA. You choose.

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I want to play under the covers with ________. My walrus

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Watch out for that______________(Can you fill in the blank?) Walrus

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Do you have any favorite book titles with authors' names? Example: "Under the Bleachers" by Seymour Butts "Siberian Holiday" by Frazier Aassov

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Would you like to live in a hotel? With the right woman.

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Did you ever put a spider down the back of anybody's neck when you were in school? No...but if a student is sleeping I have put a rubber spider on a thread and lowered it in front of their face.

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Should the "big bang" be renamed the big flash, as sound cannot be heard in space? How about the "Big Deal"

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Is there anyone here who is missing any body parts? My brain and my heart

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When you express an opinion about something you know nothing about, that makes you an idiot, most often, right? Got any examples, for fun? All of my opinions are idiotic.

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What's the weirdest thing you've put in your mouth? I don't consider ANYTHING I put into my mouth to be weird...you might, though.

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What are your lucky habits/charms/number(s)/colors? I don't know about lucky, but my favorite number is 17 and favorite color is gray.

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It's time for _____? another cup of coffee and a smoke... BRB

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It will be a long time before I ever _____________ again? get laid

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"Alas, poor Yorrick"...Name someone YOU could recognize by skull shape alone? Spock

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I don't want to hear___________ during_____________. Any talking during the exam

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What are some of the stuff you purchased last year that you can still use/benefit from this 2012? Food/slippers/weed

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Do you prefer your AB username over your real name? On AB...yes

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Who or what would you hug all day if you could? Ladyrocket...my number one walrus.

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If you could ask someone who can predict the future just ONE QUESTION, what would your question be? Will I ever find love?

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What was the last thing you turned upside down? ɹǝʍsuɐ sıɥʇ

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Do you consider old people to be cute? The older I get the cuter they (and I) get

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Will you be drinking tonight? Yes...starting at noonish

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What is the most fun you have ever had with your clothes on? What is fun??

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Are your leisure activities: A.Tame B.Average or C.Extreme? Drinking and watching TV...lame

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What, according to you, is the root of all evil? Life

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Comfort.... What is "comfort" for YOU? Probably death...

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Ever feel very happy or very sad and not know why? I haven't felt happiness in years because I know it will be followed by unhappiness...even keel.

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What is something you really do far too often? Drink cheap vodka

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Are you missing something in your life that you know you will never receive? Love

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Do you feel like you have very little control over the things in your life? If so, how does this make you feel? Of course you do...stop it

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Should Spanish be banned as a language in the United States? Nothing should be be banned in the US. except sloth and stupidity.

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What is something that will always be popular? Sex

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What is something that always leaves you wanting more? Sex with my wife

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do astronauts masturbate when in space for a long time? Not if there is a female astronaut

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Do I need an appointment to meet with Chuck Norris?? Just misspell his name and he will make an appointment with you...your final appointment.

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suggest a good name for my team? Knuckleheads.

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is there a way to get somebody out of ur mind completely? I wish...If there were a method to do that, i would do so and sell my secret and make a fortune.

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Do you want to play with my Slinky? What is her name, number, and what does she look like?

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Would you continue to eat meat, if it were mandatory that you butcher your own meat? (Not allowed to have someone else do it for you) Of course...that is why God made them

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What can't be turned on , on Fridays My wife...or any other day

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Is it ok if I ignore you for a little while? Of course...I get that a lot at home....used to it.

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Have you ever driven a go cart ? When was the last time to drove one? Numerous times

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What does "treat yourself nice," mean to you? Nothing

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what do YOU protect? YOU...from idiots like me...walrus.

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Is a diamond tester accurate always. I have what appears to be diamond it cuts glass doesn't fog up and reflects blue Send it to me...I am an expert gemologist.

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where does the minerals of gold come from? God

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Would you pay to use AB? No

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Not all scientists disregard the belief in a Creator, why is this so? We do not know where the true beginning is...so we call it God.

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have u ever stolen a dollar? Never...I have given quite a few away though

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Where will you be hiding the Easter eggs this year? In your arse??

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I can see __________ for miles and miles

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Do you know anybody who is a true clinically defined idiot savant? me...I am not sure about about the savant thingy...but I am an idiot

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wild as a __________? Minefield of radioactive elements in a room full of rockets

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will you STOP___________________me? Loving you...NEVER walrus

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there's something about_________________? Rachel....

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These days people's idea of a secret is___________________? they love you and can tell no-one

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Out of nowhere,_____________________appeared! Chuck Norris appeared.

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Team ______! up.

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What do you find utterly boring? Actually nothing...

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What's the nearest thing to you made of paper? An unpaid bill.

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I get undressed when I get ready to shower.

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I would go anywhere to find_____________? love....

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Can you name something that everyone has? A walrus....do you?

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Wanted Urgently -------- Love

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What are you really good at? Can only say on AB4adults...sorry.

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Sexy As ___________________? Bornabrit....need I say more?

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Name something you own that's plaid? I am looking at 2 plaid flannel shirts in my closet right now.

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Who or what is the LAST thing that comes to mind when I say "fair"? Wait...I haven't reached the last one yet...may take a while.

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Some say that cats are the only domesticated animal not mentioned in the bible, but I can think of at least three more, can you? Armadillo, capybara, anaconda, possum, Sydney funnel web spider, shovelnose catfish, eye-eye, goliath beetle, luna moth, pica...need I go on?

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What's your definition of "hardocre"? Hardcore what?

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Are you part of "internet culture" (Facebook, Twitter, memes, underground message boards, YouTube, etc.)? No...other than AB and research....

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Give me a ____________? doob and a beer.

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Whats impossible for you to EVER forget? My first walrus' voice

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why do lovers_____________? stop loving

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lead me to your________________? heart.

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What would you buy at a "half off everything" sale at WalMart? The hot checkout gal working aisle 3

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How would you write YOUR obituary? Or is that kinda writing beyond your boundaries? He was an asshole

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Why do people love the Video Game "Call of Duty-MW3", can play well, but won't join the real Military and fight for our Country? Because they are weak weenies who can barely lift a game controller much less a real weapon.

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What do you need most right now? Ladyrocket to e-mail me.

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What do you believe is your fatal flaw? My life

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Ask a stupid question, get a ________? an element 99 preggo answer

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What would you say the first word if you amounted to Mars? Damn I'm glad I am off that ship.

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Your Element? 99

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Did you ever have a pippy love? No but a couple of peppy ones....very hot peppers.

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What would you do if a guy dressed up as a clown sprays you with a waterhose while you are reading a book? Pass that bowl over please.

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What is a good time party boy I am a good time... party... man....

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What do you do on a rainy day? AB

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What would be your last request? SHE tells me she loves me and always will.

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If you could live in any television world, live action or animated, which would you choose and why? NCIS

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Stop wasting my time right now get me what I want do you know any modern rock songs in 2000? You are about 3 minutes from getting rousted with your stupid question

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Are Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver getting back together? He will take his half billion and she hers and they will never_____________again

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Is Mitt Romney somewhat dyslexic? He leaves out the predicate in his sentences like "Corporations are people." Should have said...Copratunz beez pepoes...more would have understood him.

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what is something you're in denial about? Yes...I can't believe they removed your can I have sex with you question.

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Does anything really ever happen or are we just random bags of protoplasm in a fiery hell that came into existence like it was Yes.

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What is a true fact? Logic: if it is a fact,...it is true. Try some of these...http://www.funny2.com/falsefacts.htm

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What do you want LESS of in your life? Fewer student, fewer bills

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I think that_________________ couragous? You are for answering my stupid questions... Luv ya Walrus

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Do you wanna have sex? Of course...but not with you Knucklhead...with my wife...(or GF)

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Should I be Weylon or Weyloony? You should now be officially be permanently be called (drum roll please)...Bob

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Have you ever broke your CD player? Yes...broken...on purpose.

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Do u wanna do dis or dat? Depends on whether you would like to dis or dat me.

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Do you like it when your mom cooks foods? She was a lousy cook but did her best because she was usually drunk and didn't know very many good good Kosher recipes... I on the other other hand....

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Things men do brilliantly? Piss off women

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Things women do brilliantly? Tease me then piss me off.

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Good Idea, Bad Idea: Games for TV Shows? Take on Chuck Norris...win a million...good and bad idea.

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Say, where'd you learn to dunk? In finishing school? Donuts or basketballs??

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What you got in there that's good to eat? Bean and smoked turkey soup...Yum

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I spent a year... I spent a year in _______________ In Guam...actually a year and a half.

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You can never have too much/many_________________? Too much love...too many friends...I love AB

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You ought to be ashamed of yourself. Where'd you hear that story? I was in California... dreaming of course.

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Shall we dance the night away? I would love to...do you think you could handle this old guy for a few hours?? Dancing of course?

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Why do you think that a 49 year old man falls in love with a 21 year. How do you think it might end/carry on? I am 60 and love a 42 y/o woman...not going anywhere but it happens

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Has anyone whose day in the sun was done ever made a try at a comeback and won? And stayed a long time and kept winning? Who? Jack Niclaus

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Would Chuck? Chuck Norris would kick that ass.

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Plus/minus/nil. Positive/negative/neutral. How do you go through life? Which do you choose? Why? Some days positive...some negative..Bi-polar...neutral sux.

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Why do you have a fire hydrant in the middle of your living room? Have to pee somewhere. Lot closer than the bathroom sink.

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When someone makes a movie out of a book you enjoyed, do you generally like the movie or hate it? Depends...if the movie was accurate, then I generally liked it. Good example was "Hunt for Red October"

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As long as their bellies are full and their needs/ wants are met,life is good for some.Is that all it takes for life to be good for you? My wife's needs and wants are met....

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How much of the success of a General on the battlefield is due to him and how much is due to the excellence of his troops? Good Generals = good Colonels = good Captains etc = good troops. Or so we hope.

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If there's an app for that and it's outside the box, can you google it and send me a text message? ??

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Don't stand in my way ... I'm on my way to _______________!!! The Asian massage parlor

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If no one was watching, would you do it in the road? Yeah...I have peed on the street.

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I wear my sunglasses________________? Anytime there is a threat of sunlight....walrus

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Why are gorgeous men so rare that I never even see one where I live? I am right here...and not looney

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What's the craziest/funniest thing you've ever seen happen at a baseball game? My tongue fell out of my mouth...hilarrirous

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Who was originally cast to play the role of Clarice Starling in "Silence of The Lambs"? Who cares?

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What is your favorite weather storm? Doldrums...story of my life.

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What are "laws of nature", were they spontaneously generated, as we once thought maggots were? Take a Physics class seeker-o-true stuff.

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Ladies only: how can you get pregnant without getting aids HIV and all that stuff Idiot...go to yahoo answers

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Can I get pregnant if I took the pill for 4 days, then on the 5th day, missed a pill and had unprotected sex w/ my bf? You can only get preggo if 1. Chuck Norris impregnates you 2. I approve it. Not to worry

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Cee Lo Green changes 'Imagine' Lyrics 'All Religions' from Lennon's 'No Religion' on NYE show. What do you think about this? This is another HUH?

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Han Solo, Napoleon Solo, Napoleon Bonaparte or Napoleon Dynamite. Who would you take on a road trip with you? Ilya Kuriakin

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HUSH WENCH! FOR I SHALL FORCE______________? you to give me that fancy cell phone thingy

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What's something that's loosing it's popularity? AB

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What is going to be hot in 2012? The earth...as it is destroyed...

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"Everyone's a loony, baby, that's the truth ..." Are you jumping on the loonywagon? No...I prefer walrus

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Name your favorite dictator? Me

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Honeymoon in_____________? Hell

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Would you like to release some anger ? Let it go here! Not coming back....... :(...fuck you then, asshole.

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What have you been thinking off? Suicide

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Have you ever thrown an egg at someone's house, car or other? No...but it sounds like fun

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How many foot pounds of torque would it take to reverse the moon's spin? Nice question....I will calculate it and get back to you.

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Could a Three Mile Island happen in the US? It already did but the media blew it way out proportion and in reality...nothing happened.

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What are you trying to prove? My love to someone

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Are you a slave in one form or another? Slave to life....

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I am not sorry for ______________. The stupid stuff I say on AB

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The IQ score of Miley Cyrus is 125...is yours higher? Who is she?...she is but an insect

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What game would you like to play? Strip Scrabble...with you.

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please scotty beam me up to_______________would yer? Eric's place please

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if you were allowed to do any thing but only once, what would you do and why? :L Go see someone special in Simi Valley. I would only go there once but would stay forever.

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Ask not what your Loony can do for you but what you can do for your __________. Walrus

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Do you want to go somewhere without me? I already am

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Sexual or Sensual which do you like more? 4 hours of pleasing the senses is worth about 2 minutes of sex.

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Follow me to__________________? The gates of Heaven or the pits of Hell...where would you go with me?

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What's your favorite place in the whole world ? I can't give you the address, but it where she lives...somewhere in CA

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What do you when in a creative mood? AB

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Who do you think is the best singer of all time? (Male or female) Roy Orbison

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When Life gets you down you ____________ ?? Drink cheap vodka and think about Rachel

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Are you willing to try anything atleast once? I would make love to Misha

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Anybody else tired of all these loony questions? No...kinda interesting...better than preggo questions

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Is there anything about you that is different from last year? Is the transition from 2011 into 2012 differ from 2010 into 2011? I am 60...wanta fight about it??

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This must be how FaceBook started.First one, then another, then more, then many. Scary. A communicable virus that captures the soul. Why? Hasn't captured mine sweety...let's see what happens when it crashes. Got your horse and buggy ready?

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At times, silence is more meaningful than words. Agree? Disagree? When the fox gnaws...smile.

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If it's going to be a long long time before touchdown brings you round again to find, you're not half the man you are at home, will you I don't miss my wife.

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Should I "Pun'ish" Elizabeth 17.....??...or Pun'kah her...As I'm a large Fan of hers......hehe You should ask her to be a walrus

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Which Artists music most inspires you? Beethoven...especially his piano concertos

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Why do so many guys have a foot fetish? What's sexy about feet compared with boobs or bottoms? They are pretty...and usually lead to better things.

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The first thing that I am going to do next year is _______. Wake up...I hope

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On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate your sanity? 1=insane 10=perfectly sane. -3...nice ass

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When will you finally forget all of your mistakes? When the last shovelfull fills my grave.

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Apple cider vinegar is diluted to 5 percent(this one is). So if the ACV were diluted to 50%---what would that mean? Caustic? Apple cider vinegar would never achieve 50% as the yeast needed to achieve the fermentation to the alcohol necessary to create the acetic acid would long be dead due to the acidity.

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Do you believe there is any real purpose for being alive? IF so, what do you think is the primary reason we exist? As with all life-forms...to reproduce.

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Are you getting plastered for New Year's Eve? Yes...I purchased 12 pounds of plaster and my sister-in-law is going to smear it all over me...my wife will be too stoned.

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Does it concern anyone that the new average weight for men is 192 lbs and 160 lbs for women? I doesn't concern me as my weight is just about right for my height according to the doc.

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Should i get a Ps3 or Xbox 360, and why? Neither...go outside and play football.

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You ain't complete till you've seen______________________ My walrus

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Do you have a morning regime? If so, any reason why that particular way? Awaken...make coffee...watch sportscenter drink coffee..go to work. boring

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Name something that's good, bad and ugly.. Me

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Would like hot coffee, iced coffee, hot chocolate, or chocolate milk? Hot coffee...black and strong.

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My male friend just called me and wants to have sex. Do you think I should do it? Strictly up to you. Do you want to? Only thing important.

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Can I have you? You already do...walrus

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What is the point of girls having fake acrylic nails? For you to ask this question about them.

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What do you think about girls that get the fake acrylic nails? Would you prefer them not to have them? I can't figure out how they wipe themselves...otherwise who cares?

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What do you think about while you are driving? That everyone within a mile is trying to kill me...defensive driving. And you of course.

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Nothing compares to __________________? This _______________ Luv ya...walrus

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From my childhood I miss_________________? Being able to do things physically I can no longer do.

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I would like to meet ________________? Ladyrocket...my number one walrus. Where did she go? I would like to meet all of my AB friends.

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Having a bad day.....someone please tell me a joke or story to make me smile!! So this guy walks into a bar...his wife ducks.

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Where you nervous about asking your future father in law for his daughter's hand in marriage? Nah...he was drunk and I didn't have to ask.

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Iowa City is being besieged by crows, could this be related to the caucuses? Is that crows or cows?

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Does your country's native foods rock? Or do you prefer the native foods of other countries? Feel guilty" Why? Grilled steaks...roasted potatoes... garden salad...corn on the cob....gets no better Rosie.

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what were you doing on december 29 1984 at 2:25PM? Having a wank

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Which would you rather hear from another person: I love you or You're so smart? I love you...I already know I am smart but rarely feel loved...except....

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What are the tell tale signs when one becomes a zombie? Walking faster than those who are running full speed away from you.

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Do you believe that the world will end before you die? Why or why not? Not possible...when it ends..I will die... logical eh?

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Are you a Pretty Important Guy? That is up to others to decide. Are any of us really?

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Men: do any of you prefer older women? Since I am 60...I am fond of women of all ages....older than 20 of course.

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Are you going crazy? ALREADY THERE....

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Are you interested? I am always interested in something....got something in mind?

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Have you ever gone up to a very pretty girl and said "You are so beautiful" and sincerely meant it? Of course...my little Grand daughters..I usually get hugs and kisses.

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?aixelsyd evah uoy oD No...lexdisia.

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who are your top 10 AB friends? All my friends are in the top 1

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A modern day warrior mean mean stride _______________________ And the question is______________________?

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I would not pay _______ for _______. A dime for one of my stupid answers. walrus

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In my opinion: ______________ is an answerbag legend!!! Me....and Rosie

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I want to see mo ponies, mo ponies. If not, I'll start dancing like Scott Weiland okay? What the hell are you smoking?....can I have some?

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What is something you consider "grotesque"? My silly questions?

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Mister Sulu, why, is, warp factor five, not, working? Ooooohhh Captain, it's not working because ___________ earlier today? I was in the holodeck... schtooping...well..you guess

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Do you think we can pull this off? Not pulling mine off...it still works...sort of.

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What can you prove beyond a shadow of a doubt? I do idiotic things...therefore...________

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Should we sterilize stupid people to keep them from reproducing? Sorry about this question. My apologies to whom it offended.

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Describe your hair in one word. Gray

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What thing, are you tired of doing everyday more than anything else? Living

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How can I find love in 2012? Here...on AB...it is everywhere...I love you.

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Who is the Republican frontrunner in Iowa? Ron Paul...but he is too old...

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if u get a chance to give a new name to las vegas what would that be? Bob vegas

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where do u want to kiss or get kissed the most? Anywhere would be fine

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Why does the Sea makes Waves at me...??...hehe Humour Welcome...hehe Everyone here at AB is waving at you...my water laps at you feet.

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Toe cleavage: How do you feel about toe cleavage? Do you find it offensive? Do you think it's sexy? Would you purchase a pair of shoes that revealed toe cleavage? Yes...but I prefer the full toe sandal look...I am a foot guy.

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4th day of vacation now, and all I feel like doing is spending the day in bed...what is wrong with me? Might I spend it with you?

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Anyone else agree there are too many puritan minded people in the USA? There are too many STUPID people in the USA. They are stealing my resources.

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Who got the Christmas sweater this year as a gift? Nope...only got kisses from 4 grand-daughters...best gift ever.

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what's a necessarry extravagance?Have one? Love...got some extra?

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I cant live without _____ My special walrus...

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What do you find entertaining? Your questions

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Where have you been all my life? Right here... waiting for you. Are you still there?

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When you "settle" for something you are often stuck with it. Did you and are you? Are you reading my mind....? Yes I settled and am stuck with her.

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You know what you want to do is very wrong for you but it rings your chimes and floats your boat. Do you do it anyway or do you resist? Sounds like my vodka problem and my AB addiction

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What can you prove beyond a shadow of a doubt? I am an idiot.

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Has AB passed the millionth question asked yet? Was there or will there be a prize for the person who asks the millionth question? Rosie asked it last week. Luv you Rosie.

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Can you describe yourself in one word? Asshole

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Can you teach me how to whistle? You have to watch me do it...my family has a number of expert whistlers...including myself.

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How does an Irish accent sound when speaking a foreign language? Like, does it sound nice, ugly, masculine etc. ? It sounds quite odd when English is spoke with an Irish accent.

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What do you find boring and why? Much of my life.

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Do you mind if I call you at 3am? You may do so....Message me for my number. I am looking forward too hearing from you.

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Are Jews and Muslims living in America jealous of Christmas or could they care less? I...as a Jew don't care one way or the other...it is only a big economic holiday. What would Jesus think?

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How many minimalists are there on AB? Do minimalists own computers?

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Are we done talking? Yes...let's start kissing now

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What is your favorite cut of french fry? Example: Straight cut, shoe-string, krinkle-cut, waffle, steak fry.... Whatever you cook me my sweet walrus.

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Do you like questions? Only the ones in the rabbit categories.

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What word starts with the letter 'Q'? Qat....excellent scrabble word.

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What is the best way to get a high school transfer student a 5th year in high school football? 5th year in HS football means 5th year in HS. Ooops. Most schools will take him if he has a pulse and you have a checkbook

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How to you get points on answerbag? You can buy mine for a dollar each.

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How do you break the ice with a girl you've never met? Take an axe...hit the ice very hard...impress her...hey I can break ice.

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Do you really want a grumpy old man (Ron Paul) in The White House? He is the closest to a Libertarian...but too old...I'm voting for Ted Nugent.

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i got an i pod touch 4, for christmas what did you get electronicly? A static spark from my grand daughter......better than an Ipod...whatever that is.

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What is the force that holds electrons in orbit around an atomic nucleus? Their love for protons.

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What kind of smoke is used to keep bees calm? Got some righteous from my brother-in law.

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What's the last thing you rubbed? my pillow...I was napping. Thanks for waking me up.

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Do you think the reason not many guys approach me to talk is because I'm so pretty? How would we know if your avatar is a box with a ? mark on it. Look at Bornabrit's pic...

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How fast is your internet connection? http://www.speedtest.net/ Mega fast

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My husband purchased a refurbished Droid 2 in Mar. Thursday he turned it off now it wont turn on. Any ideas how to fix it? What is a droid?

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You have been told that you have one month left to live, what would you do in that time, or still carry on as normal? Go to California to be with Her.

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How much do you spend for a haircut or style? I just go to a place that's part of a chain, for $13 + tip. Abut 15...place calle "Lady Janes" not a haircut...an experience.

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Does everyone miss NUNYA? She is still around...observing....with Violet and Rocket....I miss them all so much.

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What gift did you get this Christmas that you will treasure the most? Kisses from my grand-daughters...duh.

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If you were going to troll future archeologists, what would you do? 8 billion golf balls in what were once lakes and ponds should confuse them enough.

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Name something you can do with your hands? Lefty can do something very special.

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What color were black holes before shoe polish was invented? Weren't they invisible..? This question is right up there with " What did tornadoes sound like before freight trains were invented.?"

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Define: Artist? The person who took that latest photo of you....melting.

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What do you do that I don't? Chemistry and Physics equations....

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Do you have an action plan for recovering from Christmas? Yes...no work...so I will AB and drink cheap vodka for a week...and insult all of my friends here.

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Breakfast at __________________Yum! My place....megayum

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Free your _______________________? self from tyranny and hopelessness.

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Maybe glum just gets a bad rap. Maybe underneath the glum there is a lot of un waiting to happen. Ever gone from glum to un? Why? Yeah...bi-polar...I can change at a moment's notice...I can't believe I just told the world I am bi-polar...oh well ...who gives a crap?

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Why do some get sadder and madder when others get gladder? We are just human my dear...we can be both..just not at the same time. We should co-teach a philosophy class.

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Do you always say what you mean and mean what you say? What I mean...is this a trick question young lady??????

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Who here is really struggling to maintain the charade of Christmas cheer this year? Would you rather just keep to yourself? I actually had a good time with my sister, kids and grand kids. Time to go back to reality.

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Pick one..... Jessie, Holly, Abby or Zooey? This is for a little black kitten btw :) Zooey sounds good...mine is KiKi

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Write me a short story? ...anything. Once upon a time they lived happily ever after.

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Did you end up finding someone better? Yes...but I can't have her.

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Why do I keep seeing belittling remarks about the British on this site? I have nothing against you or anyone else.....I love you all.

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If you were an elment on the periodic table, which one would you be? What a silly question......99 of course walrus

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Memories are made of ...............? (what) plse fill blank, humour welcome Electrical signals that leave imprints on brain cells.

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Christmas question: Are you naughty or nice? Ask my wife...then my GF

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Life is too short for____________ Spend on AB answering silly questions. walrus

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Do you have the Higg's boson..? Put it back!! No wonder the LHC people can't find it. My cat hid it from me. She is now splitting into a cat and an anti-cat

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A knock on your door and there are three of your friends inviting you come to a 'come as you are' party.. Would you go along with them? Can't happen...other than here I have no friends...by choice.

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If you would like to live a more interesting and exciting existence you would 'unglue' yourself from the present situation and___________. move to Simi valley

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I would feel incomplete without__________________? My special AB friends...walrus

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why do we do things that we know we regret later? Because we are stupid?

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I am 52 years old and I still ask Santa for things on Xmas eve. Do you do that too? I already have too much stuff....would you like some?

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Neither time nor gravity require a particle in order to exist; that would suggest their existence must be infinite -no beginning, no end? Are you sure particles don't exist for time and gravity? Are you sure YOU exist...

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My ex girlfriend has nude pictures of me when i was a 16 and she is threatening to report me to the police. Can i get in trouble? Why would the police care?

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"Too many people, not enough evacuation routes" What am I describing? Toledo

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What was the last thing you squeezed? Actually my wife's feet as I was massaging them. Odd question...odd answer.

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Agree Or Disagree - Nothing is permanent except change ? If nothing is permanent then nothing changes...what??? You are crazy.

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To "take a stroll down memory lane" would you need: A: Mace and a lead pipe? B: Hip-boots? C: Other (explain) C. ten thousand condoms....LMAO

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Only 366 days until Christmas. Are you excited? Only 1200 hundred days until retirement.

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Is it day or night? Is WHAT day or night??

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How does Answerbag's new system for points and levels work? I will sell you my points for a dollar each.

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Has anyone had BBQ'd soup? I believe I have...would you like the recipe?

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Why don't you sleep on my couch tonight? OK...somebody there to keep me warm?

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Please do not touch my collection of _______. Buffalo hide bracelets.

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I find __________________ to be SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SEXY! how about you? Uh...You...Have you looked at that pic???

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The last time I cried was_______________? When my special walrus was really hurting...two days ago.

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What was the most unhealthy thing you ate today? A Kosher hot dog?

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I miss Chief Wanbli, Galeanda... who do you miss on here on AB who left/hasn't been on? Yeah...Violet and lady Rocket

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Have you ever stared at ants running around and tried to pick which one is going the slowest? No...and I will not apologize for this answer.........God love ya....walrus.

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How much nicer is it to to Heck than to go to Hell? Depends on the langugue you speak

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i just seen chris rea driving by me, wonder where he is going?! Toledo

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What is something you can do with a belt? Hold up my trou...

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Ever had a run-in with a Pied Piper/Piperess? What was the terrible price you had to pay? Her name was Rosie...the price was...immense...but worth it...and sweet.

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Have you ever stared at ants running around and tried to pick which one is going the slowest? Can I have some what you are smoking

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What do you wish for for Xmas and what do you think you'll get? You...no

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What inspires plants to reproduce since they don't seem to be capable of having any sex drive? I don't think they are inspired...they just want to sew their seeds. Kinda like humans

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Do people either totally like/love you or totally not? No middle ground. If so, why so? My students love me....I am not sure why. That is what keeps me going...and friends like you. Walrus

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Did you coast through 2011 with no problems? No...problems are part of life and we deal with them......better than being bored.

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Sexy is_________________________? Your latest pic......WOW. That smile could launch a thousand ships.

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Which is more dangerous, people who are ignorant or people who are stupid? Those who are too stupid to know they are ignorant...or vice versa.

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So,StartMindingYourOwnBusinesses&GoAboutYourOwnWays&StopTheMonopolyYou'veBeenGivingMeTheLast3Years,MyReputationIsRuined,Inca-GOATS Really?

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I RefuseToEngageOrAssociateMyselfWithTheInca-Goats,I'mPuttingItBlunt&Clearly!You'reSocialists,YouRuinedMyRep.&MyLife!Capish?!! I still love you

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What is something you're never too young for? Candy

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I have to write a paper on if chivalry is dead or no and i want to use some statistics so what do you think? and why? Not sure...might I open that door for you my dear?

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Does the truth hurt? If I told her...yes If I told the other her...no.

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Which Artist was formerly known as Gordon Summer? Pablo Picasso. Luv you.

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What have you stopped caring about? Myself

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What have you been doing lately? Waiting for you to ask this question.

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Is your body firm or saggy like a sheet? Like a rock.

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What words best sum up and describes your 2011 experience? F***ed up

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In a nutshell....... What have you learned this year? I am an idiot

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Which lasts longer for you...wearing out mentally or physically? How do you recuperate? I am wearing out bothly. The pinched nerve in my hip is almost debilitating. It never goes away. My mental problems are also permanent....drugs aren't working. Still have my friends here, though.

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Do you close your eyes while having sex? I can't remember.

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What can't you do like you once did?? I can still do it but she doesn't want to anymore.

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Why would an English teacher stab another English teacher 16 times with a screwdriver? For misspeeling a word.

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What would you do if you were swimming in the ocean and a shark came along and ate your trunks/or bikini bottom? Ate Bikini Bottom???...no more Spongebob???

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Do you talk to your husband or wife? Rarely...she doesn't understand me or what I say. She is only here for the health insurance.

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What would you do if you found a flying reindeer in your backyard, on Christmas morning? Reindeer jerky...Yum.

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TheInca-GoatsHaveToStopInfluencing&MisleadingTheLocalPeasants,StopYourF~#^*N-mindGamesCauseI-CanPlayThemBetterYourProblemIsSolelyWithME I agree.

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Have you ever tried penut butter with cereal? No-one ever has.

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Will you get off of me? Say please.

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Do you automatically think the best of people or the worst? Why? Rosie...I try not to think that hard....we are what we are...good or bad...three dots or four dots between phrases....better question...do you love those whom you meet? I love you. Happy, Merry whatever you celebrate.

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Do you like the person you are becoming? I have already becomed....not particularly happy with me but I am all I get. Have a day.

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If there is someone who is willing to believe anything you say -what would you tell 'em? I love you

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Has anyone ever accused you of being defensive? Did you defend yourself? Why would you ask this?...You have something against me? Huh? What did I do to you?

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Can wore out bras be recycled to make the cups into good dust masks? We could try...is there any profit in it?

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Are you addicted to me? Do you want me to be?

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What would you say is/was "Worth every penny" ? The beef jerky I just spent two days making.

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Have you gotten back up yet? Only if she will get up with me.

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Taking a break is a very good thing to do. Whether it is a break from work or a relationship or a situation. Do you return refreshed? I don't return...would you like to go with me.?

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can you give me a hand? Which one...I need the left to ....well you know.

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why do you keep looking at my___________________? Pic...because you are ___________________

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Within the greater scheme of things, what is your role? To like and answer questions...yes...including yours.

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Remind me again, who climbed to the top of The Empire State Building holding the tiny lady, was it King Kong or Kim Jong? Chuck Norris

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Your spouse comes home at 3am, covered in blood. They refuse to tell you what happened and ask you to forget about it, what would you do? Toss her in the shower, light up a doob and not worry about it.

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If the LHC cannot find the Higg's boson should the scientists offer a $1000,000,000 reward for any person who does find one? I have one locked up in my file cabinet with my coin collection and AK 47

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How long did the 'honeymoon' period last for you? Didn't happen...once she got her health insurance...it was over.

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What brings you to Ohio? My job...

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What foolish game is tearing you apart? I like Rachelle's answer

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Have you ever tried spicy pizza? Is there any other kind?

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Should I be nude for a play? I'm being given a chance to do this but am not sure if I should. What the Hell...go for it ...you can tell the grandkids about it.

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Do you ask better questions after a few beverages ? im tanked and have nothin :-( I answer more when I have more than a few.

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That dude just _________ me! Ignored me

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Would you like to play chess with prisoner? Are you a prisoner?....where?

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If I go to Coventry ...Will you still talk to me.....Hehe How can I? ...you won't give me your number to ring you up...:(

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You wanna dance with me? Disco?

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Would you ever want to "Titivate" me....??...hehe Stop it NJ...I would "footivate you" Walrus

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Would you let a chump live with you? I live with myself 24/7

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how far is to far for you? Too many questions is too far.

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What does it say about cultures where husbands can hit wives if their wives cheat on them? I don't know...but I hope mine cheats on me so I can get rid of her and start over.

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I love when you _________. answer my questions.

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DO people that stand up in your room while you are sitting down annoy you? No...I sit in my classroom and my students often stand up.

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Do I get on your nerves? Do you want to?

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Am I expecting too much from people who come into my life and should I start lowering my expectations from now on? Are you asking..."Don't raise the bridge...lower the water."?

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Do you often entertain violent fantasies in your mind about mutilating in all its forms to do on somebody and when it's time you pussy out? No

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What is your strange love? She is not strange...she is my only love.

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When marijuana is legalized will your weed habits change at all or they just become less expensive? Taxes will make it more expensive...I will grow my own when I retire.

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should you have a license to have children? No...but one should have an IQ greater than 110

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Does "Merry Christmas" offend you? To my AB friends, I say "Have a good one, and one for me too!" No..it doesn't offend me...and I am Jewish...no big deal.

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Will you be logging into AB on Christmas Day 2011? Probably..

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Am I "Teem"...Hehe I am HeHe

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I am confused about my long distance bf and need advice. My bf and I have been in a long distance relationship now for 11 months. My LD female friend's new male friend now forbids me to talk to her and threatens to leave her if I do. I conclude that online relationships are not worth it, as we are both devastated. We are only friends and he is a jerk. Welcome to the newest soap opera...AB

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Did I waste your time? Never my sweet melody. I waste my own time...Have I wasted yours?

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What do you always have to hurry to do Talk to my online GF before the wife gets home.

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Is this a standard German greeting? Nein.

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What are you looking for? A way of communicating with a friend as her jealous IS/O can't know.

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if you could be a professor of anything what would you want to teach? Chemistry of course...wait I already do..high school level though.

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Why were you in my closet? Hiding from your boyfriend. I met your other boyfriend.

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What is something you always misplace? How long can it take you to find it? Reading glasses. That is why I have four pairs.

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What happens to unspoken words? They are not responded to.

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Are you on vacation? Winter break starts tomorrow

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Have you ever had too much to drink? Bout twice a night

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Have you ever practiced knife throwing while blind folded? If yes, who did you throw the knives at? I am gabberflasted

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Have you ever practiced knife throwing while blind folded? If yes, who did you throw the knives at? Myself....and you.

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Have you ever thought that saying "don´t judge anyone unless you walk in their shoes" can also apply to murderers, child molesters etc.? Don't judge a man until you have walked a mile in his shoes. Then you are are a mile away from him...and hey...you have his shoes.

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How do you live with yourself? Cheap vodka

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What is the best thing that has happened to you in the past ten years? Rachel

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do you think rainbow sprinkles make a cookie better? No

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Are you more or less likely to be attracted to someone of your own race? Yes

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What would be a good name for a recycling center? Bob

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Bradley Manning: Hero or villain? Idiot

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Who's making that noise?! Pass that bowl over dude.

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Is it safe to drink Coca Cola that is older than me? Nothing is safe anymore....not even this answer.

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What should The USA do, if anything, about China manipulating its currency? Nuke Beijieng

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Does anyone else, besides myself, prefer dialup to connect to the Internet? No...you are unique.

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Is it just me or is this website Anti-Christ? It is anti-Bob

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"I am yours" or "You are mine", which is sweeter to hear from a special someone? I have never heard either...each and both would be special.

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What are the advantages and dis of each? Fancy, Plain, Hi-Lo requirements? Are you fancy or plain? Do you require much or little? Why? Mr. plain here.

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Why is it so hard to resist the flesh when it calls? I'm still waiting for it to call.

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Name something that "Eye Popping"...Humour welcome....hehe Your shoe collection. Hi sweety

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Who would win: a condescending goldfish or an insecure panda? Chuck Norris

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Who would win a fist fight between Beyonce and Taylor Swift? Chuck Norris wins ALL fights.

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Can I borrow your heart? As soon as someone else gives it back.

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We all know what TOYS FOR BOYS are, but what are TOYS FOR LADIES? Ladies, care to tell us what's on your list? I used to be a toy Spoonie. No one wants to play anymore though.

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Can I borrow a hug? I promise to give it back. My hugs are___________. fill in the blank. Here is yours.(((:)))

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What bug scares you the most? The one that affects my commmpppuuuutttteerrr

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What object represents your heart? A cold, gray rock.

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Have you ever accidently walked out your door in slippers to go to work? Never....went barefoot once

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Do you have your own personal fertility idol, habit, ritual or one for infertility, other than putting on a condom? Infertility....cold wife.

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What's bothering your happiness? Me

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Building a life together is easier when you're older. You know the ropes so it isn't as hard to go from "me" to "we". Do you agree? I agree. When young..it is "stuff". When older..it is "us". I wish someone else would see this.

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It's easy to go with what you know because it's familiar/seems safer. But if you never check out anything else how do you know it's best? Can't check everything out Rosie. Not enough time. There can only be one "best" and we might spend our life looking elsewhere. Vague answer?

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Do you live in a fantasy world ? and then come onto AB :-) Life is a fantasy. All of my friends are here.

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Is it time right now 2 ? Yes....Walrus.

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whats something you might have in common with me We are both Mammalian. And your uncle Ralph is one of my golfing buddies.

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What is something you LOVE My first walrus...she is not a thing

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How should streakers be punished? They should be required to be Jezebelles's friend

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Whats the first word that comes to mind when i ask you to describe yourself? asshole

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How do you get a condescending goldfish to be more obedient? Threaten to swallow it.

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Are you "Spick or Span"....?? hehe Are you he ....or he...? I am such an ass.

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is this a stupid question????? No stupider than many of mine.

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Did Nazi Germany have universal healthcare? Yes...if you were sick...they shot you.

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Would you start smoking 2 packs of cigarettes a day for the rest of your life for $500,000 a year? Hell yes...about a half a pack more than I am now and getting paid for it? Are you kidding.

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Would You Rather Have A Million Dollars or a Penny to be happy? I heard that H word before....what does it mean?

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Subaru, Hyundai, Nissan or Toyota? Chuck Norris

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Do you play with ice? No...ice plays with me.

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How often does your brain fart? Every time I open my mouth...wait...did I say that?

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Rock 'n' roll and brew and _________? What is the third thing YOU need to make your life complete? Hell... someone has to say it....and a screw.

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Do gnats piss you off when they start flying around your food? No...I snatch them from the air with my tongue and eat them. Small but tasty.

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Is a one-fingered man, capable of slapping anyone? Yes...and flipping you off also.

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Where is my ________ ? ___________.

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How will you save the world? By leaving

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Do you think this question shows the power of CSS after you answer it? Is CSS an ipod?

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Do you like Butterfly? I love butterflies...and you. Walrus

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Whats a life with no fun? I heard that word once...what does it mean?

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Are you in love? With whom? Yes...so is she...and we will never meet. Story of my life.

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do you want to wish anyone you know "Good Luck"? I wish everyone good luck.

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Some people may never like you and some people will always hate you/try to bring you down... I don't care what others think of me...that is their problem.

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how many things could you not be able to do if you were missing just one of your 5 trivial senses? My senses are not trivial....

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what 10k buys ______________? A KIA

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Bring me my ___________________ Flagon of ale

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What's complicated? Life and women...I would rather solve physics equations...at least here is an answer.

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What was the last thing that you blew up? Hydrogen balloon in the courtyard of my school last may. It is on Youtube.

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Are you in the mood for a melody? Creeque Alley sounds good...ya ready Baby?

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When a Good thing goes Bad it's not the end of the world. Right? The end of the world will occur when all bad things happen at once. Walrus.

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Can you clap my hands? Can you ?

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What things should you not grind in an Ostracizer? An ostrazicer

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What if you found out that Mick Foley was God? I would ask God who Mick Foley is.

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What for is universe created? For us to ask questions on AB

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What did you do the last time you made a fool of yourself? I got married a second time.

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Quick! You've only got three seconds. Which wire are you cutting, red , or green? Piss on it ...cut them all.

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can you tell me a mind blowing statistic? 97% of those surveyed think Chuck Norris jokes are real....Chuck Norris knows they are all real. 3% of the population will die.

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Can I sleep in the bed with you? Only if we spoon and snuggle.

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What do you do when someone makes you upset? Drink cheap vodka

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Do you have a strong immune system? Yes...I rarely get ill. I haven't even had a cold that lasted more than 2 days for 20 years.

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I wish I could lose ________________ My wife

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Are scientists ever planning to make some kind of two way communication device that operates on the principle of quantum entanglement? How can we know what scientists are planning to do or when?

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Why do we use Helium in discharge lamb? ( We used it in Spectrum Experiment) Helium makes excellent spectral lines. I also have neon, oxygen, mercury and hydrogen lamps that I use in my lab.

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do you dream about penguins? No...they dream about me.

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If you've been in the military, what non-combat elements of it did you like most and hate most? Like most...seeing the world. Dislike most...being away from my children.

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Is Newt the saviour of the Republican party or the antithesis of one? There is no saving of the republican party. Libertarians unite.

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Are you thinking about getting a new computer? Or are you satisfied with what you have? Mine is six years old and going strong. I'll get a new one if I can't fix it when it breaks down.

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Who wants to place bets: January 2012 Apple releases iPad 3, iPhone 5 and Amazon releases Kindle Fire 2? Most of us here don't know what those are...so my bet is with you...I guess.

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How much computer knowledge do you have? I can build them and use them, but I cannot set up hard drives.

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How do I read a clock with 3 hands? I read clocks with my three eyes.

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What color is the sky in Mr. Bromides world? Bromine is a deep orange-red...rather pretty.

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How often do you take time for yourself and just sit and think? About what? Are you relaxed or energized when you're through? When I sit and think...I usually drink. Unless I think about physics equations or chemistry.

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Ever been duped,scammed,conned,swindled,tricked by someone you knew? What did you do? Yeah...when I was a young sailor, my now former wife was screwing around with my boss for nine months before I found out.

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Are all groups okay? Political, religious, ethnic, professional, etcetera? Do you belong to one or more groups? Any groups ungood? Which? I believe that all groups that purposely do no harm to others are neither good nor bad. They may do good deeds. Good and bad are subjective.

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Family/friends probably give you the most joy. After them, what/who is next? Why? Nothing...my choice...their is little joy left in me.

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Are you better today than you were yesterday? Why? No...just a day older. I will probably never get better, nor do I care to use the energy to do so.

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The person I love talking to doesn't have an interest in talking to me anymore. Should I just accept it and leave that person be? Online or real-life person?...Either way, nothing you can do.

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What is the appropriate way to react when your friend talks about you in another language to other friends? Answer back in Klingon

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When did you last fake it? I have faked being a teacher for 17 years.

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Have you ever gone hungry, if so for how long? I fast periodically...sometimes to remind myself that others have very little...sometimes from depression. I fasted for 3 days a few times.

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Why are men not allowed to get pregnant? Does it mean that G-d is sexist? No I don't think she is. Oy.

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Can you name the three wise men? Moe, Larry and Curly

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Are on-line bill payers responsible for causing the death of the Post Office? If not them, who? 90% of my mail is unanswered junk. At least I recycle it. And all but two of my bills are automatic debit.

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Would you do Mila Kunis? Is that a new kind of smoke? If so, I'd try it.

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What do you have in common with a giraffe? We are both Mammalian

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Have you finished all your Christmas shopping yet? Or are you procrastinating? Yes...I am not a Christian.

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What do you consider inappropriate behavior at your company Christmas party? Wearing a yarmulke.

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When do you like to slow down and take you own time? When I get home from school...a couple of drinks...AB...no wife...no stepdaughter...maybe text my walrus.

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How many ________ does it take to change a lightbulb? (Please provide the answer and explanation also.) Straight San Fransiscans....both of them.

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Will sevoflurane (1,1,1,3,3,3-hexafluoro-2-(fluoromethoxy)propane) remove motor oil stains from a tshirt? I have a can of sevoflurane. Try it...but don't inhale it as it is an anesthetic. Where did you get it?

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ABS or round Tummy . What you like more? My abs...her round tummy.

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Are "Spiders" computer literate ?....I just wondered,as I often see them hanging about on the "Web"...??...Hehe You are incredibley silly...guess that's why we love you.

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Name two buildings anywhere in the world you'd like to see before you die. Why these two? My # one walrus's condo...inside of course. I don't care about any other.

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Is a person's enjoyment of the afterlife inversely proportional to their enjoyment of this life? We will find out soon enough.

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What makes a person "hot?" Looks? Attitude? Fashion? Income? Just wondering... I ask myself that question each day.

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reason for your silent stare? Nobody to talk to and glad of it.

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The good, the bad and the ugly. Is it mostly good on the internet or mostly bad and ugly? Any stories you can share either way? I love those spaghetti westerns.

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Depressing but true: the earth does grow more and more inhospitable toward human presence. Can we still change it ? We are changing it...we are making it more inhospitable.

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Japanese and Russian Scientists may be able to use old DNA to clone a Mammoth. Whats next? A T-REX? We can only hope so

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vectors!!!! I have a better idea...you figure it out.

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find the magnitude and the direction No can do...east of south is meaningless without a number of degrees. Numbers...must have numbers.

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All I truly DESERVE to get this holiday is __________________ . Nothing....I don't care one way or the other.

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Can you name something you can do that most people can't? Tie a cherry stem into a knot with my tongue...really.

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Why are you sitting at the computer? Pissed at the wife and stepdaughter.

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What things remind you of AB when you are not here? I see a santa hat and think of Spooner and my juicy little friend when having breakast. I think of my # 1 walrus 24/7. I need nothing to remind me.

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Tom's parents have four kids: quarter, nickel, dime, who is the forth? Larry

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What has been the biggest change to your life in 2011? Turning 60

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What's the deal with the questions asked on Saturday night? Really bored, stoned or drunk...and not getting any

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Will you be mad if I video taping you? Doing what?

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If the police arrest a mime, does he have the right to remain silent? We all do

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Do you like to stare at people? Only at women's butts

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Where does bug off come from? Why don't we say bird off or spider off or fish off when we want folks to go? Are they annoying like gnats? I thought it was "bugger off"

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What if Jimmy Walker decided to follow you around shouting DYNOMITE? What a bizarre question...it would be kind of cool. pass that bowl over please.

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Girls, what is the wierdiest thing you have used to masturbate with? One of my girlfriends about 25 years ago...she was whack

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Stereotyping? Tell me what you think. (Humor please - this is meant to be funny!) And an American organized it all. And screwed it up

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why suck on toes? Would you like me to suck on yours?

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Guys, do you like to impregnate Lady G? Curiously...you look like someone else.....

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If me and my partner use a condom over again and didnt know what side he used can i get prego or not? Finally another stupid preggo question. Idiot.

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Can you dig it? I am with ya mutha.

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What's inside of you? Love for a special walrus.

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Quickest you have made a guy cum? Five minutes of masturbation...I cum

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Have you ever gotten some panties in the mail from someone? I am still waiting...

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Who actually built the Great Wall of China? Chuck Norris

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Where Is Dildo ?? Hiding with Waldo

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What does your breath smell like today? Garlic

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What, if anything, would make you leave your career? Another pay reduction

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Would you eat at a pizzeria owned by Mike Piazza if it were called The Piazzeria? Yes...if he made crispy thin crust.

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What if a ghost or demon floated above your bed, in the ethereal form of Celine Dion, and told you in that slow ghost voice that only you I would invite her to start one with me in my bed.

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is it Possible to be cute and sexy at the same time I am

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Metal heads what is the heaviest song you can think of? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4CzqrPZtXk

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Best movie ever? Tombstone

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What is your way of reducing stress and clearing your mind? cheap vodka

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What in the world were you thinking? I generally try not to think.

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If forced into a scrap, I go for your teeth, as you will remember me for years to come, what body part do you direct your wrath? I would rip off your bollocks and remove your eyes...I can get new teeth. Let us not fight and go have a beer.

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Did you know that you still have to buy music CD's if you have internet? Keep in mind...this is America...you don't have to buy anything you don't want.

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You tell everyone how great it will be when your team is in charge! Guess what? They are! How do you know they won't choke? I don't have a team. I have only me. Why did I answer this question then? Hell, who knows?

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Where are you going yesterday? Back in time of course...trick question?

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What (if anything) do you collect? US coins and AB friends. Ab friends are worth much more

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can you sing your national anthem ? your kids can sing it? Yes and yes

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When playing chess is it an advantage to be black or white? Most of those who beat me were black, but one was the NY state champ. He was an African American.

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In order to hit the nail on the head you need many hammers. Do you? I can no longer hammer a nail as I had wrist surgery on the right and I couldn't hit a wall with a hammer with my left hand.

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What helps you avoid people you don't like? Tough question. I cannot, at this time, think of anyone I don't like. My wife's family is becoming a bunch of assholes, though as her daughter's boyfriend is mixed race and they are racist. I don't need help avoiding them.

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What's the simplest direction you gave someone that they were too confused to follow? Turn to page 593

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What do you remember that you wish you didn't? Letting "Her" go.

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Where does time go when it's gone? (From a poem I wrote) Watch the move "Langoliers" By Steven King.

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What could you do 10000 times? What couldn't you? Could: Kiss my number one walrus. Per day. Couldn't: pushups.

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When you look at the words, “Penalty Box”, what comes to mind? NHL

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ANDROID OR APPLE?? Apples...can't eat an android.

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What do you hate when you're using your computer? My wife thinking I am talking to my online GF. (I usually am.)

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What is something that you would not allow a nerd to do? Attempt to rap

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What ever happened to Tommy Hilfiger? I'm not sure, but he left two shirts in my closet.

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To avoid pain, avoid ______. Women

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Do you think in average you have met your wishes and expectations so far? No...I keep striving

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Casey Jones, Ironside, Columbo, Mister T, McGyver, Jim Rockford, Quincy MD or Jack Lord. Who should run the country? Chuck Norris or Ted Nugent

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Do you like YOU? If so, why? If not, why? No..too many stupid things I have done.

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I cant download any app on the nokia store, what could it be? What could what be...what are you talking about??

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What is english oldest word? F***... oldest Human word

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When I was out today, a woman noticed noticed my nails. She said "those are ridiculous." What do you think she meant by that? This is America...our nails get to look like we want them too...she was an idiot.

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Is the education system any good? No...three years until retirement.

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What makes computers crap out on you after only 2 or 3 years? Mine is 7 years old and still going strong.

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Has AB changed you? No ...I have changed AB

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I'm hiding from the ________. AB SWAT team

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Chocolate covered ________ ? buffalo sardines squid broccoli onions Tacos

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What are the best ways to make money for a 15 year old boy? First a question...are you the 15 Y/O lad or his father? If you are the younger, I would recommend finding those who have odd jobs for you, such as weeding gardens, mowing lawns, hauling refuse, chopping wood and the like. Physical labor keeps you honest and strong. I don't know where in the world you live so I don't know the availability of such jobs, but this is what I did when I was your...

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Life is like a ________________ . Bucket-O' clams

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The only thing harder than ________ is _______. Boron nitride is diamond.

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It's colder than a _______________________________? Grave diggers ass in Alaska

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Fill in the Blank: How big is your __________________? wallet.

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What is something you're naturally good at? Being a smart-ass...sarcasm...unconditional love for my true friends.

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How important are newspaper endorsments of political candidates to you? Zero...I don't read our pathetic newspaper.

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What makes your word more trustworthy than other people's? It isn't if they are like me...I say it...I do it.

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The worst political system is __________. any political system.

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Are smart phones making us dumber? Not me, pal. I can't wait for the day the whole network crashes. Millions will be lost. Not me.

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Should trolling be a crime? We troll for walleye in Lake Erie. It is only a crime if you don't have a license.

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If you were looking death right in the eye, what would your last words be? F*** you, I ain't goin' easily.

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Does life become exactly as you expect it to? No...it generally comes exactly as you make it.

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"No. You're just plain stupid." Do you ever get the urge to say that? I have said that here more than a few times. My sisters and wife need to hear it every now and again, but I am generally polite around them and refrain.

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Do you have a bad attitude? If so, how bad is it? Why? My attitude is bad toward those screwing with me or mine. Our board of so-called education is a good example.

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When do you want to be sugarcoated? When don't you? I never do...you get the raw me all the time.

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I think my sis is underweight... 12 years old 5'10" and 105 lb Nice of you to be concerned. She is only 12 and will fill out horizontally in a few years with a normal diet.

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Cn U SPK like DIS coz itz like bad an ya m? Speak like that at a job interview and see what happens.

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What is your opinion on today's teenagers? Lazy, ignorant, self-centered, arrogant...just like my generation.

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Who is the head cheese or dear leader on AB? Rosie of course.

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When would being on the receiving end of a seemingly blank stare bother you? Why? I get dozens of them a day from my students. Why? Because they are idiots.

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Why do you deserve to have a perfect mate if you're not willing to be a perfect mate first? I am willing...she isn't. Maybe I should ask her this question.

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Where would be a baaad place to apply crazy glue? Toilet seat

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Do you even remember what started the last fight you remember being in? All of the verbal fights over the past five years were with my wife and were caused by her daughter. I don't physically fight.

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When was the last time you wasted time? Now

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Do you believe you have a soul? And why do you think so? (Or don't think so) Reiligous theology? Or your own opinion? I believe in "life energy". If that is what others call a soul, so be it.

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Do you try too hard to be a hero? If so, why? Not really AG. If I am a hero to someone, that is their choice.

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When is nice jugs coming back? I miss her and it's been a year since she logged on in here? Better question...where the hell is Violet??

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I'm engaged and we have jokingly talked about a foursome but the idea of a foursome is starting to become obsessive what should i do? Go for it...kinda fun

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Girl won't date me because she said she needs some time to, "be her." What does that even mean? It means.."bugger off"

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Is a young American man foolish for entering a marriage without a prenumptual agreement these days? I didn't read the entire thing, but a young American (or any other nationality) man is foolish for getting married at all.

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When do "Books" become "Bikes"....?? hehe When spooks become spikes. Pass that bowl over please.

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Have you had a "rude awakening" lately ? I awaken rude everyday...ask my wife.

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Can you name something that has no purpose? A nun's vagina??

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Can humans or animals survive in a constant temperature and humidity or has the got to be a constant variability? Constant variability...oxymoron?

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What do you do if a hairy monster comes out of your closet and tickles you while you are asleep? Offer it a hit from my bowl

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Except for reconstructive surgery due to an accident/birth defect, does plastic surgery ever change someone's life? What changes inside? Each individual who makes these decisions has their own feelings about such things. I can't answer for other, but I believe Shunyata is correct in that reconstructive surgery makes on feel better about oneself.

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Do you believe Black Friday is a good day to prove that humans are absolutely not different from other animals? Good point...but I disagree on one point...other animals don't act as stupidly. Let us not insult them.

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who else smoke a bowl before eatting ?! Maybe two hits...then I don't stop eating.

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How many questions have you asked on A.B. since you joined....?? 6.023X10^23...not as many as you though.

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why do people back out when they say they are going to do something ?? They only do that to me once.

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Our culture glorifies ____________________? Money and consumerism. Happy Black Friday.

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Have you ever been "all out of sorts" and had no clue why? That would be me... Yes...I looked my kitchen cabinet and could not find one sort...I went to Big Lots to stock up.

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What comes to your mind when I say 'wild'? When I was in my early 30's

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Do you want same sex marriage legalized? Legislatures should not be involved in personal choice issues such as gay marriage or abortion. They do so only for political reasons to get more votes. Lobbyists from big businesses want to ensure gay marriage is banned so they do not have to provide health insurance for the increased number of new spouses. It is always about the money.

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Is Black Friday the day you dread the most? Why or why not? I dread all days equally. All this consumerism makes me sick; to think that our economy relies so much on one day of the year is pathetic and embarrassing. I apologize for all Americans with like feelings.

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What would you do if I accidently broke your new TV? Give you the phone book so you can call a repair shop.

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I beat you at ______________. Yhatzee

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How would I know if someone is pulling your leg? You wouldn't...we live in different cities, so how could you know?

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Garbage in, garbage out. So what did your mother eat? Kosher food of course.

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You know you are skinny when...? Your body whistles in the wind.

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What is the best way to quickly heal a huge blister on my hands? You can't...it will only heal if you don't use it. Put some antibiotic ointment and a bandage on it and Stop Wanking.

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Who put the ______________________ in the punch bowl? ram-a-lamma-ding-dong

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Who or what are you running away from? I Should run away from my wife.....

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I love AB when ___________________ I am stoned

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Do you hide your intelligence from other people/co-workers?m No, I don't...and they know it.

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ABers observing Thanksgiving today - do you have turkey or another meat and what are your favorite side dishes? I'm going to my daughter's home...she will have everything her mother used to make. I'm not into food though so I have no favorite side dishes.

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Was you happy or not with your Sex education? Why? I'm with Pinta and Wiseacre...self taught...born to please. Wish my wife knew that.

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Are you up at midnight answering pointless question on AB Nah...I can answer pointless questions any time I want.

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Who's to blame if you're not around? I'm sure she'll figure out a way to blame me.

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Can you spell your name using letters on your keyboard? No...not on this one...I must use a Klingon keyboard.

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When is nice jugs coming back? I miss her and it's been a year since she logged on in here? Huh?...she's here all the time. Maybe she is avoiding you. :)

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Sixteen & Pregnant Do you think thats CUTE? No...I think it is STUPID!!!

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Did catnip and cats evolve together? Did weed (marijuana) and humans evolve together???

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Do hawks hunt at night? Some yes...some know

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Would a dog eat a cat if people didn't stop them? No...it would have sex with it.

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If you found out your best friend smoked weed, would you shoot them in the head as an act of mercy? No...I'd say...pass it over...eere

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Does your cat ever sleep on your bed? Of course...she loves me.

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Would it be immoral to build a machine that creates a perfect copy of an existing person from scratch and then give him a lethal injection? Sounds like fun.

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Do you agree with the following quote as a general rule? “The few who do are the envy of the many who only watch.“ —Jim Rohn I don't really care.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how weird are you? 10 being the highest score :) 15

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What is the HARDEST place you have ever been in life? Life

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Are you really good at being bad? No...I am really bad at being good.

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If you were definitely going to get a 'yes' answer then what would you ask and who would you ask? My wife for sex....yeah..right

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Do you refuse to eat sugar, salt, caffeine, alcohol, wheat, gluten, yeast, soya, corn or dairy foods? You could be orthorexic like me! NO

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Is the turkey over-rated? What would you rather eat on T-day? My wife and I had a seafood thanksgiving 6 years ago: Fish, shrimp, clam chowder and other morsels. I had a heart attack 2 days later. Go figure.

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You find a million dollars in a bag no one around, do you keep it? Indeed..then I would give half to my wife if she promised to leave.

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What would you do if I stole your mind? Too late...it's already gone.

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How did you get in my bed? I was invited...you showed up unexpectedly.

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Who would you love to kiss? My number one walrus.

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rub________? this.........

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If you avoid ______, your life will improve. Women!

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Would you like to spend a day with me? Indeed...where would you like to go?

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What can I do to make my mom agree on letting me leave the state and explore the rest of the world? Join the Navy. Seriously. I had 20 great years, and saw much of the world...and got paid to do it.

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What do you have to brag about? personally...60 y/o six pack ab's Overall...great children and grandchildren.

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Agree or disagree - If speaking the truth may bring more harm than good to another person, its wise to remain silent? my opinion....yes

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Name something you have that everyone wants? Actually...nothing

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Too many problems that seem impossible to resolve...foundation on the verge of collapse...no light at the end of the tunnel. What is next? Lack of Pez dispensers

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What are 5 things you are most thankful for? Four sweet grand daughters...and LR

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Would you paint my toenails for me? I would have to file and buff them first...is that OK?

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Quote "It's a poor man that blames his tool" Question ? How much money do you have....hehe Enough to buy new tools.....??? Pass me that doob, please.

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How many Liberty Ships survived the second world war....? I'll call my Uncle...he was a crew member on one of them.....never mind...he died two years ago.

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Life is meaningless without ________________ ? My walruses

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Has anyone evar thought...How many fish did/does a single depth charges kill during the Second World War...on average ?? No...no one has ever thought of that. How many pairs of shoes do you have?

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What applications do you use Vaseline for? I actually put it on wood screws to make them go in easier...guess you could say I use it for screwing.

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How does the way you use your email today differ from the way you used it five years ago? I use it to store e-bills. I also let my students send their writing projects to me. Quite handy.

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What can I do with my used toothbrush? Makes a good finger/toenail brush.

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Hemarried i havea crush on himI have a boyfriend but im more attracted tohim than anyguy iv seen n my LIFEhe flirts with meshould i go forit HUH??

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If you're horny and you know it ______________________? ______have a wank.

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