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Answer to Are you Jimmy Ray?

Mon, 21 May 2012 22:39:29 -0700

Are you Jimmy Ray?

Who wants to know?

Answer to Why do men turn into slobs after getting married

Sat, 19 May 2012 13:21:36 -0700

Why do men turn into slobs after getting married

Why do women get lazy and fat after getting married?

Answer to You sit down in an empty theater and the only other people inexplicably decide to sit down next to you..what would you do?

Sat, 19 May 2012 12:37:18 -0700

You sit down in an empty theater and the only other people inexplicably decide to sit down next to you..what would you do?

Poop on them.

Answer to How can you speak or email SIMON COWELL with a idea for his show the X-FACTOR

Mon, 14 May 2012 03:29:41 -0700

How can you speak or email SIMON COWELL with a idea for his show the X-FACTOR

Ignore

Answer to My husband got sent to jail for failure to appear in Smith Co for child support. Whats the maximum sentence for the first offense?

Thu, 12 May 2011 12:28:19 -0700

My husband got sent to jail for failure to appear in Smith Co for child support. Whats the maximum sentence for the first offense?

A billion years probably.

Answer to Do people only dislike Obama because he is Indonesian?

Thu, 12 May 2011 12:22:53 -0700

Do people only dislike Obama because he is Indonesian?

I thought he was Martian.

Answer to Do you read the ingredients of the processed food you eat? do you know what monosodic glutamate is?

Thu, 12 May 2011 11:53:08 -0700

Do you read the ingredients of the processed food you eat? do you know what monosodic glutamate is?

I don't know what that is, but I bet it's delicious.

Answer to can you help me pick a name for my newest crystal skull carved from dragon's blood stone ?

Thu, 12 May 2011 11:27:59 -0700

can you help me pick a name for my newest crystal skull carved from dragon's blood stone ?

Juan.

Answer to There was a study done, but I want to see if it is true. Are you more scared of dying or of spiders?

Thu, 12 May 2011 10:47:38 -0700

There was a study done, but I want to see if it is true. Are you more scared of dying or of spiders?

I'm not really afraid of either. The fear of spiders seems so misplaced.

Answer to where does my last name watkinson come from

Thu, 12 May 2011 10:41:11 -0700

where does my last name watkinson come from

"northern English: patronymic from the medieval personal name Watkin." http://genealogy.familyeducation.com/surname-origin/watkinson?detoured=1 I also read it could be from Wales. So....the UK.

Answer to What is your favorite quick, simple, and cheap recipe?

Thu, 12 May 2011 10:34:53 -0700

What is your favorite quick, simple, and cheap recipe?

Put water in ice cube tray. Freeze it. Enjoy.

Answer to What do you think of Neutered Gingrich running for president?

Wed, 11 May 2011 22:48:13 -0700

What do you think of Neutered Gingrich running for president?

I thought only immature conservatives used stupid pet names.

Answer to Embracing small government a GOP lawmaker wants to remove tax deductions if children are obese. Do you agree?

Wed, 11 May 2011 19:24:20 -0700

Embracing small government a GOP lawmaker wants to remove tax deductions if children are obese. Do you agree?

Sounds good.

Answer to Who's the hottest of these four guys? http://lockerz.com/s/25740958

Wed, 11 May 2011 18:50:45 -0700

Who's the hottest of these four guys? http://lockerz.com/s/25740958

The second guy from the left seems to have worked up a bit of perspiration, therefore I believe he is probably the hottest.

Answer to Roxette, Heart, Blondie or The Cranberries?

Wed, 11 May 2011 18:42:53 -0700

Roxette, Heart, Blondie or The Cranberries?

In order: Heart Roxette Blondie The Cranberries

Answer to How do I unclog a commode or toilet?

Mon, 09 May 2011 17:36:47 -0700

How do I unclog a commode or toilet?

Sometimes it is best to call a plumber.

Answer to I say "Whats your favorite band?" You say...

Mon, 09 May 2011 17:33:33 -0700

I say "Whats your favorite band?" You say...

Chicago. I can't name a favorite, though "Feelin' Stronger Everyday," "Make Me Smile" and "Alive Again" are good. But so are "Saturday in the Park" and "25 or 6 to 4."

Answer to My daughter lets her boyfriend have INTERCOURSE WHEN SHE IS SLEEPING, ARE THE RULES SHE GIVES BF GOOD RULES?

Sun, 08 May 2011 12:01:02 -0700

My daughter lets her boyfriend have INTERCOURSE WHEN SHE IS SLEEPING, ARE THE RULES SHE GIVES BF GOOD RULES?

She's a really heavy sleeper.

Answer to Is racism ever funny?

Thu, 05 May 2011 15:25:50 -0700

Is racism ever funny?

Yes it is.

Answer to Do black people exist?

Thu, 05 May 2011 10:51:54 -0700

Do black people exist?

No, it's more of a brownish hue.

Answer to Did anyone else ever throw up every time they took pepto bismol?

Tue, 03 May 2011 20:20:21 -0700

Did anyone else ever throw up every time they took pepto bismol?

I personally enjoy the taste and texture of that stuff.

Answer to what should i name my puppy? i want something original like ferris, kemba, etc. thanks!

Tue, 03 May 2011 14:29:49 -0700

what should i name my puppy? i want something original like ferris, kemba, etc. thanks!

Oatmeal.

Answer to In light of Osama's death, I think this is the perfect time to ask all AB members: How do you know that you aren't a monster?

Mon, 02 May 2011 23:17:56 -0700

In light of Osama's death, I think this is the perfect time to ask all AB members: How do you know that *you* aren't a monster?

*Cue "Devil Inside" by INXS.*

Answer to Do you believe that there is a hierarchy of intelligence in the animal kingdom?

Mon, 02 May 2011 23:16:05 -0700

Do you believe that there is a hierarchy of intelligence in the animal kingdom?

Yes. When worms start making computers, I'll think otherwise.

Answer to I goona be mad about this virus.It keeps pop up windows and what's more,I can not find my homework now.How can I do? Plz help me remove it!

Mon, 02 May 2011 23:14:26 -0700

I goona be mad about this virus.It keeps pop up windows and what's more,I can not find my homework now.How can I do? Plz help me remove it!

Malwarebytes Anti-Malware Spybot Search and Destroy Super Anti Spyware Lavasoft Adaware In that order.

Answer to Has anyone of you read a book from the British author David Icke ( about Global Conspiracies)? Would you recommend it to me?

Mon, 02 May 2011 18:29:54 -0700

Has anyone of you read a book from the British author David Icke ( about Global Conspiracies)? Would you recommend it to me?

The guy thinks lizard-people rule the world...

Answer to Osama Bin Laden

Mon, 02 May 2011 16:51:40 -0700

Osama Bin Laden

Yes, Osama has been Laden...with bullets.

Answer to I revised my opinion.I am impressed by this wonderful government.The President of the USA is doing an awesome job.Don't you think so,too?

Mon, 02 May 2011 16:48:33 -0700

I revised my opinion.I am impressed by this wonderful government.The President of the USA is doing an awesome job.Don't you think so,too?

No thanks.

Answer to Do you think President Obama will get re-elected because Osama Bin Laden was killed on his watch?

Sun, 01 May 2011 21:02:15 -0700

Do you think President Obama will get re-elected because Osama Bin Laden was killed on his watch?

Not if gas prices are still $4-$5 a gallon.

Answer to Name a food.

Sat, 30 Apr 2011 22:07:43 -0700

Name a food.

Rake

Answer to Did you know a small lunchable contains 19 grams of fat? Why are we feeding this to our kids!?

Fri, 29 Apr 2011 21:01:26 -0700

Did you know a small lunchable contains 19 grams of fat? Why are we feeding this to our kids!?

Because they are delicious.

Answer to what are the negative side effect of a cannabis user who use five times a day

Thu, 28 Apr 2011 20:00:08 -0700

what are the negative side effect of a cannabis user who use five times a day

Retardation.

Answer to Is Rick Secessionist Perry the surprise GOP candidate for POTUS? Would you vote for Perry?

Mon, 25 Apr 2011 19:36:21 -0700

Is Rick Secessionist Perry the surprise GOP candidate for POTUS? Would you vote for Perry?

I would vote for whoever opposes Barack Obama.

Answer to What do you think of when I say Ketchup??

Sun, 13 Feb 2011 20:01:35 -0800

What do you think of when I say Ketchup??

Used toilet paper

Answer to What one word best describes "Lady Gaga?"

Sun, 13 Feb 2011 20:00:54 -0800

What one word best describes "Lady Gaga?"

Gaudy.

Answer to Do you support a particular charity?

Sun, 13 Feb 2011 16:20:21 -0800

Do you support a particular charity?

Food for the Poor.

Answer to Do you trust DARPA??

Sun, 13 Feb 2011 13:59:41 -0800

Do you trust DARPA??

No, I don't trust people of Indian descent.

Answer to I'm about to go and urinate. How do you feel about this?

Sun, 13 Feb 2011 13:15:52 -0800

I'm about to go and urinate. How do you feel about this?

I care. I truly do. Please report back on how it goes, and make sure to provide specifics include stream strength, duration, urine color and urine warmth.

Answer to is there any other features in cardiff

Sun, 13 Feb 2011 13:13:14 -0800

is there any other features in cardiff

You know, asking the same question over and over is a great way to get yourself banned.

Answer to what facilities are there in cardiff

Sun, 13 Feb 2011 13:09:49 -0800

what facilities are there in cardiff

Yes.

Answer to What is the least painfull way to kill yourself?

Sun, 13 Feb 2011 13:02:07 -0800

What is the least painfull way to kill yourself?

Killing yourself might not hurt you, but it will hurt everyone who has ever known and loved you. If you do it, not only will you be deemed a coward and weak by a large part of society, you will also be destroying the lives of those around you. Don't do it. Living is good.

Answer to which is your fav. starter out pokemon

Sun, 13 Feb 2011 13:00:25 -0800

which is your fav. starter out pokemon

Michael Jackson

Answer to Has anyone actually changed their religious beliefs based on what they have seen people say here on AB?

Sun, 13 Feb 2011 12:57:17 -0800

Has anyone actually changed their religious beliefs based on what they have seen people say here on AB?

No, after reading what the idiot atheists here say, it's made me want to avoid their influence even more.

Answer to On SodaHead.com I am the top 325 ranking person... out of like a million, or millions of people. I forget how many exactly. Are you jealous?

Sun, 13 Feb 2011 12:55:42 -0800

On SodaHead.com I am the top 325 ranking person... out of like a million, or millions of people. I forget how many exactly. Are you jealous?

No...I feel a sense of pity. Perhaps one needs to remove oneself from the computer for a while. Just joking. Just keep doin' what you like :D

Answer to What can be done about stinky feet?

Sat, 12 Feb 2011 21:49:59 -0800

What can be done about stinky feet?

This might help: http://www.thriftyfun.com/tf689584.tip.html

Answer to What will happen with U.S. relations now that the world has seen what it does for its allies that its had for over 30 years?

Sat, 12 Feb 2011 15:52:40 -0800

What will happen with U.S. relations now that the world has seen what it does for its allies that its had for over 30 years?

You mean the way it keeps paying it's allies billions of dollars to be allies with it? Sounds like a pretty good deal to me.

Answer to Can I drink energy drinks?

Sat, 12 Feb 2011 12:11:51 -0800

Can I drink energy drinks?

Do you have a mouth?

Answer to Is the game "Evony" good?

Fri, 11 Feb 2011 18:11:48 -0800

Is the game "Evony" good?

It is a rip off of the game Civilization if I recall correctly.

Answer to How can we stop pollution?

Fri, 11 Feb 2011 15:13:02 -0800

How can we stop pollution?

Stop breathing.

Answer to Inst it fun to make men our slaves?

Fri, 11 Feb 2011 11:42:07 -0800

Inst it fun to make men our slaves?

Yes.

Answer to If I say chocolate, you say_________.

Thu, 10 Feb 2011 16:25:28 -0800

If I say chocolate, you say_________.

Quantum physics

Answer to For school i wanna look amazing!! please any advice!

Tue, 08 Feb 2011 19:26:35 -0800

For school i wanna look amazing!! please any advice!

Lederhosen.

Answer to Is it appropriate for a teacher to tell a student to "shut it"?

Tue, 08 Feb 2011 19:19:07 -0800

Is it appropriate for a teacher to tell a student to "shut it"?

Not at all. Kids need to learn to behave.

Answer to What social and political forces encouraged division within the various Gothic, Anglo-Saxon, and Frankish kingdoms?

Tue, 08 Feb 2011 19:13:52 -0800

What social and political forces encouraged division within the various Gothic, Anglo-Saxon, and Frankish kingdoms?

The Frankish kingdom, named after World War II writer Anne Frank, was attempting to steal land from the Gothic Kingdom. The Goths, who were the Ostrogoths and Emogoths, were allied with the Anglo-Saxons, who were summarily dragged into the conflict brewing between the Franks and the Goths. The...

Answer to How did the rapid expansion of Byzantine under the Macedonian dynasty contribute to the empire’s slow collapse?

Tue, 08 Feb 2011 19:08:10 -0800

How did the rapid expansion of Byzantine under the Macedonian dynasty contribute to the empire’s slow collapse?

Well, the Mongols and Franks were fighting the Normans at this time, which caused the Ostrogoths to cede the Ottoman Empire to Charlemagne, ruler of Frankendy. The Byzantine Empire had a treaty with the United States to send aid to the Mongols, which in turn would give land to the Byzantine...

Answer to Does a foreign accent attract you? If so which one?

Mon, 07 Feb 2011 19:10:03 -0800

Does a foreign accent attract you? If so which one?

Russian sounds kool.

Answer to What US state in your opinion is the most boring overall?

Mon, 07 Feb 2011 19:07:53 -0800

What US state in your opinion is the most boring overall?

Canada.

Answer to Is it bad to eat the sunflower seed shells?

Mon, 07 Feb 2011 00:22:07 -0800

Is it bad to eat the sunflower seed shells?

"There is the theoretical concern that, like any form of insoluble fiber, eating sunflower shells to excess could cause an intestinal blockage, but I've been unable to find any actual reports of such in the medical literature. Likewise, some people fear that the sharp edges of a broken...

Answer to What did you learn at church today?

Sun, 06 Feb 2011 10:48:11 -0800

What did you learn at church today?

That sometimes the guy in the pulpit needs to just stop talking before everyone falls asleep.

Answer to Why does Religion seem to be at the root of so many problems?

Sun, 06 Feb 2011 10:38:31 -0800

Why does Religion seem to be at the root of so many problems?

Because it's everywhere. Something that is ubiquitous brings bad with it. But it's not religion that is the root of problems, it is the fanatical latching onto ideologies. Don't think that a world ruled by atheism would be any better than what we have now. People will always find reason to kill...

Answer to Is anybody here part of the KKK?

Sun, 06 Feb 2011 10:26:42 -0800

Is anybody here part of the KKK?

Yes. I am a member of the Kool Kids Klub.

Answer to You know you should stop coming on AB when ______________. Do you mind filling in the blank? ;-)

Sat, 05 Feb 2011 13:55:42 -0800

You know you should stop coming on AB when ______________. Do you mind filling in the blank? ;-)

Yes, I do mind filling in the blank. (I answered the only real question in your post).

Answer to What effects do cosmic rays have on the human body? What do they do to us?

Sat, 05 Feb 2011 11:47:11 -0800

What effects do cosmic rays have on the human body? What do they do to us?

For anyone who is interested, read this article: http://www.wisegeek.com/what-are-the-health-effects-of-cosmic-rays-on-the-human-body.htm

Answer to In Germany, what is the difference between the chancellor and president? Who has more power? What are the roles of each?

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 23:00:46 -0800

In Germany, what is the difference between the chancellor and president? Who has more power? What are the roles of each?

The Prime Minister serves as the head of government, while the President serves as head of state. The PM has more power - the President is little more than a figurehead.

Answer to What is your favorite Louisa May Alcott book?

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 19:02:10 -0800

What is your favorite Louisa May Alcott book?

"Little Women." Well, I saw five minutes of the movie and it was okay, at least.

Answer to What are some of Bill Bryson's more popular books?

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 19:00:41 -0800

What are some of Bill Bryson's more popular books?

It seems "A Short History of Nearly Everything" is a very popular book of his.

Answer to Is Vince Flynn a good author?

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 18:57:45 -0800

Is Vince Flynn a good author?

I have not read any of his work, however political thrillers can be good, so I'd say he's an okay author.

Answer to Is Chris Paolini a good author?

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 18:56:59 -0800

Is Chris Paolini a good author?

From what I have read about him, I don't believe I would like his work.

Answer to What are some of Ken Grimwood's best known books?

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 18:54:55 -0800

What are some of Ken Grimwood's best known books?

"Replay" and "Into the Deep."

Answer to What is your favorite Alice Deejay song?

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 18:51:37 -0800

What is your favorite Alice Deejay song?

"Better off Alone."

Answer to The new Answerbag still sucks. Why don't they go back to the old one?

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 15:07:07 -0800

The new Answerbag still sucks. Why don't they go back to the old one?

Because people have gotten used to the new one.

Answer to Is the spider near the beginning of the movie James and the Giant Peach, when he's singing and drawing on the potato chip bag real?

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 15:05:39 -0800

Is the spider near the beginning of the movie James and the Giant Peach, when he's singing and drawing on the potato chip bag real?

The Internet tells me it is a real spider, however it is difficult to identify what kind of spider it is because it has too much Hollywood "make-up" on it.

Answer to Paul McCartney? More like Paul McFARTney, right? Ay oh!

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 15:04:44 -0800

Paul McCartney? More like Paul McFARTney, right? Ay oh!

And George SCARYson! LMBO.

Answer to This really is amazing. The choreography must have taken months?

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 15:04:08 -0800

This really is amazing. The choreography must have taken months?

I agree. Months, years even.

Answer to Penis? giggles

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 15:03:01 -0800

Penis? *giggles*

Wow, I asked some stupid questions last June.

Answer to Would you please answer this question?

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 15:02:22 -0800

Would you please answer this question?

I decided to answer this question after months of waiting for an answer.

Answer to What is your favorite Dokken song?

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 15:00:29 -0800

What is your favorite Dokken song?

"Into the Fire." But they had a lot of good songs.

Answer to What is your favorite Faster Pussycat song?

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 15:00:08 -0800

What is your favorite Faster Pussycat song?

"Bathroom Wall."

Answer to What is your favorite Ce Ce Peniston song?

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 14:59:27 -0800

What is your favorite Ce Ce Peniston song?

"Finally."

Answer to What is your favorite Chi-Lites song?

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 14:58:08 -0800

What is your favorite Chi-Lites song?

"Have You Seen Her" and "Oh Girl."

Answer to What is your favorite Alicia Bridges song?

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 14:57:38 -0800

What is your favorite Alicia Bridges song?

"I Love the Nightlife (Disco 'Round)"

Answer to What is your favorite Andrew W.K. song?

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 14:56:09 -0800

What is your favorite Andrew W.K. song?

"Party Hard."

Answer to What is your favorite ATC song?

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 14:55:32 -0800

What is your favorite ATC song?

"Around the World (La La La La La)."

Answer to What is your favorite Average White Band song?

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 14:54:48 -0800

What is your favorite Average White Band song?

"Pick Up the Pieces."

Answer to What is your favorite Bad English song?

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 14:54:02 -0800

What is your favorite Bad English song?

"When I See You Smile." "Best of What I Got" is good too.

Answer to What is your favorite Baha Men song?

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 14:52:51 -0800

What is your favorite Baha Men song?

"Who Let the Dogs Out?"

Answer to What is your favorite Bang Camaro song?

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 14:52:05 -0800

What is your favorite Bang Camaro song?

"Pleasure (Pleasure)."

Answer to What is your favorite Barclay James Harvest song?

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 14:51:13 -0800

What is your favorite Barclay James Harvest song?

"Hymn."

Answer to What is your favorite Billy Vera & The Beaters song?

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 14:50:01 -0800

What is your favorite Billy Vera & The Beaters song?

"At This Moment."

Answer to What is your favorite Blessid Union of Souls song?

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 14:49:03 -0800

What is your favorite Blessid Union of Souls song?

"Hey Leonardo (She Likes Me for Me)"

Answer to What is your favorite Blues Brothers song?

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 14:48:32 -0800

What is your favorite Blues Brothers song?

"Soul Man."

Answer to What is your favorite BoDeans song?

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 14:48:19 -0800

What is your favorite BoDeans song?

"Closer to Free."

Answer to What is your favorite Bulletboys song?

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 14:45:39 -0800

What is your favorite Bulletboys song?

"Smooth Up in Ya."

Answer to Talimze? More like TalimY, amirite?

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 14:44:58 -0800

Talimze? More like TalimY, amirite?

Right.

Answer to I don't think trees exist. I think they are just a myth perpetrated by Bush & Co. to try to keep us subservient. Is this true?

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 14:43:34 -0800

I don't think trees exist. I think they are just a myth perpetrated by Bush & Co. to try to keep us subservient. Is this true?

It's true.

Answer to

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 14:42:56 -0800

Indubitably.

Answer to Do you remember when we used to dance and incidents arose from circumstance?

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 14:42:24 -0800

Do you remember when we used to dance and incidents arose from circumstance?

Heat of the Moment by Asia. Good reference!

Answer to How did the band Badfinger get its name?

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 13:50:50 -0800

How did the band Badfinger get its name?

" The name Badfinger was suggested by Apple's Neil Aspinall, and was a reference to "Bad Finger Boogie", an early working title of Lennon/McCartney's "With a Little Help from My Friends"; supposedly, Lennon had composed the melody on a piano using only one finger, after having hurt his...

Answer to What are some examples of multimedia art?

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 13:26:17 -0800

What are some examples of multimedia art?

It's whenever you combine more than one media (or art form, as it were) to make an artistic creation. http://www.paikstudios.com/gallery/1.html Examples ^ Thanks to the intelligent folk at Straight Dope for straightening this one out.

Answer to Can you think of some one syllable girls' names?

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 12:54:17 -0800

Can you think of some one syllable girls' names?

Jim