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At what point in your life do you think you'll stop coming on here..?
When I get thrown away!!!
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Whose responsibility: Rape prevention is more of the man's or the woman's responsibility......
everyone's! Why would it be more the responsability of one or the other???
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Why do UFO's frequently visit certain areas,such as deserts more than other areas,or is that there is more recorded sightings in these areas?
Because they can't go to cities! Too many people would then witness that they don't exist!!!!
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I saw a fox in my garden last night. It appeared to be about 5 feet in length and spoke spanish or possibly italian (I;m not a linguist). When I raised the issue with sainsburies customer services.. they just ignored me.. what should i do?
Maybe it wasn't a fox, but your wife trying to sneak in!
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Why do the english call the subway "Tube"?
because of the shape of it. The tunnels are round like a tube! simple!
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Why do British women like Amy Winehouse and Lily Allen use vulgar language and try to fight with people in the streets of England?
thats a common trait of brtish girls!
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I love the British! Any other Anglophiles here? ;-)
I am and I've got one in my bed!!! ;)
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What would you do if your mates started kicking someone in you liked?
Depends if i's deserved or not!
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My boss is giving me too much work. Do you think I can avoid work by just ignoring him when he asks me questions?
if you want to lose your job!!!!
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Is it right to ask my boss about his sexual life ? He keeps talking to me about very strange staff, and uses explicitely an imaged vocabulary to let me understand about his interest for me...
I think you're in the right to do so!
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When you do a "number two" in the toilet and your mom (or any relative close to you) just comes to the door to ask you a question, does it make it go back in?
Oh yes, it does!!!!
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What would you think if your best friend tells you that he's only your best friend because you're too ugly to be his girlfriend?
What a waster!!!
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Is England the biggest city in europe?
You're the cleverest, most intelligent here! you're the only one worth listening to!
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If God doesn't exsist then why not commit suicide?
As god doesn't exist... Why not commit suicide anyway???
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Do men find overweight women attractive?
yes, if they've got sick fantasies!
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Who was "The Weakest Link" in your life, or someone who always gave you the wrong answers?
Myself!!!
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Someone has been banned from AB just because he was speaking his mind. Don't you think it's a bit 'totalitarian'?
It's not really fair, is it????
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Is YOUR car a cop magnet?...in other words, does your car attract more cops than a donut shop?
You don't even need a car to catch cops!
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What painkillers do people get addicted to?
Heroin
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Why do fat people act is if they cannot see the obvious, that they are, in all actuality, in fact FAT?
Because they can't see over their belly!
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Have you ever meant to pass gas, but pooped instead?
Nearly! I've bee lucky and the turtle's head went back in!!!
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Is it smart to ask a woman if she's expecting?
Well, can she still expect anything?
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Do You think you will be Buying a New Car or truck to help out the Auto makers?
Do you drink to death just to help out the breweries? No, you drink because you're an alcoholic, don't you?
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My Son is 16 going on 30 any tips on punishment for that age group?
I am myself 15 going on 42, and there's no point for any kind of punishment now! Too late!
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Do you know Genesis P-Orridge (Throbbing Gristle front man) and what does he inspire to you?
TG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The Telephone is ringing. Who do you hope it is and what are they going to Say...?
I hope it's the tax inspector telling me I owe him a huge lot of money!!! I love danger!
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What are some good examples of industrial bands?
Throbbing Gristle of course!
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What is the best song by The Killers?
The Joy Division cover 'Shadowplay' is briliant!
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Why do you abuse your body?
Because it's so GGGGOOOOOOOOODDDDD!
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Is it possible to get Hurt by the same thing that makes you Happy?
Of course, maybe because each man kills the thing he loves!
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Do you come here when you are depressed?
Fucking hell! no, I come here when I want to feel depressed!
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What's the worst thing you can say to someone suffering from depression?
Oh please, stop that nonsense!!!!
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I have lost interest in Answerbag. Have you?
Yes I have! there's no many funny (or intelligent) people here!
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What is the easiest and fastest way to make money!?
Selling drugs!
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What's your favourite musical theme? (from a movie/tv show/video game/orchestra)
'Only Fools and Horses' series' theme, and the great music of Angelo Badalamenti for David Lynch's series 'Twin Peaks'
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What's your favorite word?
Putain!!!!! (French swear word)
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Are you thankful for anything because of Answerbag? If so, what?
Yes being abused by GOATS!!!! I love it!
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Can people tell by your accent where you are from?
You can't miss my accent, I'm French!!!
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What is the significance of February 5th to you? IE: Has anything good or bad happened in your life on February 5th?
My mum's birthday! Good or bad thing? Well... I don't want to shock you!
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Are you reading any interesting books right now?
A brilliant one : 'Keep the Aspiditra Flying' by Georges Orwell. As good as his other book I read months ago : 'Down and Out in Paris and London'.
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What would you say if I told you that I had the cure for cancer?
oh, please, keep it for yourself!!!
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I'm so mad I could _____________!?
kill you!!!!!!!!!
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What do/did you Grandparents do for a living?
they're all eating worms at the moment!
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Only he who can see the invisible can do _ _ _ _ _ (fill in blank)
...me a 'favour' with me realising!
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Why is humour attractive?
because we all enjoy having a good laugh!
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What do you think of my paintings?
follow the link!!!!
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How would you describe your wardrobe?
mostly black clothes, jeans, dresses, leather boots and leather jacket!
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When I was a very young girl I would get some tingles in my vagina, what were those and where did they go, how do I get them back? I am now 32 years old and married
find a man! even though a man is not everything in this instance!
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How do you know when: "He's just not in to you!"?
well, it's easy question, isn't it! You know this when you don't feel his willy inside you!!! ;)
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I really enjoy AB but why are some people on here so uptight, and easily offended?
I guess on AB like everywhere some people have a stick stuck in their ass!
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Am I invisible on here at night?
no, look, I'm here!
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Women what fabric feels the best on your skin when laying with your partner?
No fabric! just skin!
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Could COAT members be considered Trolls? What if they don't like what someone says and gets all there COAT's after them? Would that be a form of trolling?
What is a COAT?
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Who thinks people get labeled as a "troll" to fast? and over the smallest things?
because they're stupid and can't get subtlety!
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What do you do that is *not* appropriate for your age?
trying to pee like a man when i'm a woman! trying to escape adulthood in any way possible and searching my nosetrils while on AB!
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Ladies would you like a guy with or without tattoos?
with tattoos!!!! but not shit ones!!!!
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Do you get homesick?
I feel homesick everywhere since I'm an adult!
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Answer this question with the very first word that comes to mind , one word only please , how are you feeling...?
sexy! with my leather pants and bras!
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Why are can't we have more than 2 major candidates for president? Or at least them not have to be Republican or Democrat?
because there is only two major parties in most democracies. Here in France we have two main ones as well, but more parties take part to the elections, on both sides, and there are the centrists as well, who are always a bit more on the right or the left according to the national tendencies!
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Have you ever participated in a wenis rodeo?
No, but I've taken part to a penis rodeo! Does it count??? ;)
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Have you ever given your siblings, your pet or yourself a hair cut, when you was a child?
I did! I shaved half of my head! I had very log hair at the time!!! I nearly got killed by my mum!
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Have you ever been to a recording studio, performed music and made a CD?
I used to play guitar in a band but never got that far!!!!
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Can you think of a more screwed up family than Kaylee Anthony's? I mean her mom killed her and her Granddad is on suicide watch!? WTF!! Your thoughts Please!
Oh, well! I know some screwed up people too! One is a British called Dennis Nilsen, a serial killer who was picking males at pubs, having them back to his home, having them drinking a lot, almost to unconsciousness, killing them with a tie around their neck, and then laying next to them in his own bed, 'making love' to them, and keeping them like this, with rigor mortis setting in the...
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How could I go about proving that a gas chamber is a inhumane way to put animals down? I just found out that in the city where I live they use this method cause "it only takes one person to administer"! I think it is sick and want it stopped what can I do
It's specifically inhuman because it's animal!!! but you're so right! this shouldn't exist!!! They do to animals what have been done to humans during WW2... The world 'holocaust' has been used, some people have been trialled on the account of crime againt humanity, and now humans do this as well!!! what the hell is happening there???
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What is something pink?
your 'zboob'I guess!
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Is Obama the President of the U.S.A. or the World?
Every president of the USA acts as if he is the president of the world. That's not new!!! Every US election is here (in France) as much broadcasted as the French ones!!!
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Have you read Willy Wonka?
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory??? I haven't read the book but seen the film... Great!!!
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What do the wheels on the bus do?
Has a bus got wheels??? Are you sure??? Never seen one like that!
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As a American do you feel the need to question the government?
I think everyone in every country should have the need of questionning their government...
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What should I do with all this Mercury I found? It is in a jar it is really heavy but fun to play with. Can I take it some where or should I just keep it?
God!!!! Mercury!!! Give it back to Freddy (or pour it on his grave at least!!!)
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Is it against the rules to positroll?
what is positrolling about?
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What do people taste like, in a cannibalistic sense?
probably shit!
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Have you ever heard of the West Memphis Three? Do you support them?
www.wm3.org
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Which is a better series... "Twilight" or "Harry Potter"? (I vote Twilight; the Harry Potter books sucked)
I vote "Twin Peaks", the excellent David Lynch series!
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If you are bilingual, what language do you think in?
Good question! +3. I'm French so I think in French most of the time, but my BF is English and we live together. We mostly speak English at home, so as soon as I come home, I automatically think in English. This is the same when I'm out and think around things to do with my my BF...
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When I say... "I am lying", it's not the truth, but it's not a lie. So what is it?
Hmmm... Dunno!!!! IS it a thrie??? Or a luth???
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Do you and your spouse/girlfriend/boyfriend have a song that you consider "Your song"?
If so, which song is it?
Many songs, by Tindersticks, Joy Division, Baby Shambles, Leonard Cohen, The Specials...
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Hi, my wife tried to use a credit card online by inserting it into the floppy port of our pc. I have tried to fish it out but looks like it will have to come apart to retrieve the card. Is that a easy task to do? Thanks.
she should have asked on AB first!!!! now it's too late to ask for help! but you're wife makes me laugh! she's a good one!!!!!
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What would you think if your best friend tells you that he's only your best friend because you're too ugly to be his girlfriend?
the plonker!!! the twat!!!!
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Lady Astor to Winston Churchill : - “If you were my husband, I’d put arsenic in your coffee.” Winston Churchill to Lady Astor : - “If I were your husband, I’d drink it!”... Don't you think this is brilliant?
brilliantly brilliant!!!
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Is it okay for me to wear white on my wedding day, even though I'm not a virgin?
Is it ok for every woman of the occident to wear white on their wedding day, even though they are not virgins?
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When you hear your name, how do you respond?
It depends who asks for me! My name is Bitch, so it's not always easy!!! I'm French and in France, this word does not mean anything, but when I've been to England, I understood that I was a bit handicaped with that name!!!
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I am so bored of life (any one else)?
That's why I'm on AB!!! What more lifeless than a computer??? (and why have you choosen the picture of a foetus if you're bored of life???)
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Why do you love music?
why do you love beauty? Why do you love nice things? It's all the same, isn't it?
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Do you ever feel like people are trying to get into your mind just by hanging around you and saying certain things? and once they get in thney want to hurt you so youll never be the same? i feel like that all the time, anyone else?
Try not to be too paranoid!!!!
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Have you forgiven yourself today?
I always do! If I didn't it may mean that I do not act according to what I feel or think!
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Do any of you think it is possible to truly despise someone for no apparent reason?
of course! some people are just not good for you to be around!
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Your thoughts on People who are Fit and Able but refuse to go to Work...?
Wise man!!!!
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If you came across a mirror that would show you all the characteristics of yourself, the beautiful, ugly, rightest or loathsome would you look into it? Why or why not?
is there a rope next to the mirror?
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Why do some people have no friends even though they are nice?
TOO ugly, maybe?
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If you found out your unborn child would be either handicapped or mentally retarded, would you have an abortion?
Of course!!! Isn't there enough retards on AB???
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When faced with a real life emergency... Would you sit and take the time to type out said emergency and ask other AB'ers for advice? Or would you do something more productive like get some actual help...
What??? Making a decision by myself??? Without asking AB'ers if I should or shoudn't??? Are you mad?
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What do Aliens do for fun?
Watch us and just laugh out loud!!!!
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What are some really good ska bands or artists?
The Specials are the best, but you have also : Bad Manners, Madness, The Beat, The Selecter, The Clash, The Skatalites, Dexys Midnight Runners, The Maytals...
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What happens to animals when they die? ( 4 kitties ) Kitty heaven?
or Kitty hell if they've been bad and rejected breastfood!
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Woohooo I have just found out that I have a Brain!! Anyone want to pat me on the back and buy me a drink?? :o)
Horrrrayyyy!!!! great!!! brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!! +3
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Do you think that women and men have equally dirty minds?
Of course, the difference is just that women keep their mind silent!
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Name one thing you would not sell for any price.
My virginity!!! because it's too late!!! ;)
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Is anyone else totally in love with Pompey Dave..or is it just me?
it's just you!
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Who was the last person you kissed?
you should ask 'where' as well!!! I kissed my boss on his buttock last month to get extra money!
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Do we all think in the same language?
You think in your own language!!! How else could you think??? The ony difference between 2 people using the same language is that one will think 'to make love' when the other will think 'to fuck'! ;)
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What's the worst thing a person can say to a couple on their first date?
Hey, John, you found someone to put your silly willy in?
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Do you enjoy the smell of your own farts?
Not really but they strangely always smell better than your neighbour's!
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Have you ever posted a photo of yourself on the internet sticking your tongue out?
Would it be of any interest, except for my dentist?
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Somebody needs a (((HUG))) or a (((hand shake)))!!! Would you give me one of them please?
Do 3 points enough?
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What would happen if acid rain hits you?
stay still and hope it's not too long before the pain is totally gone!
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Have any big plans for Valentines day?
I'm planning to romantically drop my boyfriend!
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Do you speak up when you see bad parenting?
It's none of my business!!! You an't judge people's parenting on the 5 minutes you will see them acting with their kid in the supermarket or wherever!!! Can you?
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Now, Do you live the life u was hoping when u was a child?
God, I'm glad I don't!!! I wanted to be a prostitute hooked on crack!!!!!
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What's the first thing you do when it starts to rain?
I go on AB and ask what to do when it starts to rain!
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If I told you someone in this room is gay, who do you think it would be? your friend,family,neigbour ,ex boyfriend
MY BOYFRIEND
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How do you feel when you see this image?
Tommy??????
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What one quote do you try to live your life by?
None!!! it's hard enough to live without one, so I can't imagine putting myself into the position of having to follow a quote!!!!!
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Why don't you get a job?
A what? 'Job'? More than two letters, sorry I don't know this word!
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Where do wiccans truly live?
On the Wicca planet, eating Wiccabix!
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How do you unflag a question? I have sometimes accidentally flagged by mistake.
Liar!!! You must assume your decisions! even when they're bad! lol
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In your opinion, what do you think American people do well?
chosing their presidents?!
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Do you find it impolite when people ask you how old you are?
Yes this is definitely obscene!!!
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What do you like most about life?
death!!! No, I'm just kidding!
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Is being a vegetarianwrong in Christianity?
For sure! eating animals must be right! If killing people in the name of it is right!!!
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It bothers me when men check out other girls when you are in a relationship with them. Am I insecure? Is it okay for them to do this?
Of course!!! they've got eyes just like us! don't you look at men in the street! I mean, if we can't at least have a look at beautiful things/humans, what's left to us on this planet? It seems that everything has to be ruled, even in relationships, when it's obviously in this matter that we should feel the most comfortable and free...
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Music can be enjoyable and can soothe a human, is it possible that animals like music too, like household pets, dogs, cats, etc.?
Of course, why do you think they hang around with Ipods then?
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Are Jehovah's Witnesses banned from listening to music other than their own?
they're not banned enough in my opinion! ;)
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The police in America......if you could give an overall rating for the police in America, what would it be? take into consideration every facet of their duties to protect and serve and your personal experiences, good or bad. be honest.
I hate all kind of uniforms!!!
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If your worst nightmare (whomever that might be) became president in 2008, would you ever consider leaving the country?
my worst nightmare as a president has left the White House in 2008! Unless his daughters come to power as they grow up and if they really inheritated their father's stupidity, then I would worry again... Anyway, we French people already have a kind of nightmare as a President! Nicolas Sarkozy!!!
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What would be your worst nightmare? why?
to receive a compliment by G W Bush!!! Arrrgghhhh
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Are there days when your marriage mate is so appreciative and complimentary that you wonder why they are so nice all of a sudden? You are just being yourself.. nothing above and beyond.
Of course! And this is right about all kind of relationships, as there is always a reason (good or bad) why people behave the way they do!
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According to you, what is the worst thing you could do to your bf/gf? And how much would it affect the relationship?
Stealing his bit of pizza and refusing his lollipops would definitely affect our relationship. I guess he would go as far as not talking to me for 15 minutes!
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Whats the most shocking thing you ever saw on tv?
Georges W Bush!
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How do you calm yourself down at work when you're mad?
I suck my male colleague or my boss... Whoever is available!
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What are you waiting for?
I was waiting for your question! Now I'm fulfilled!
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My daughter is 13 and the other day i caught her masterbating in her bedroom. i know kids could be curious but i didnt expect it to hit me like this when the time came. what should i do?
Nothing!!! Haven't you ever masturbate yourself in your teen??? She must be enough embarassed to have been caught by you. Just let her discover her own body. It's only natural!!!
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What does a calorie look like?
looks like a bit of very tender skin on your bottom!
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Who won the fromula 1 world chapionship in 2000?
what is a FROmula 1 world CHApionship?
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Have you ever been within 5 feet of a cow?
I've already been within less than 5 feet from being a cow!!!!
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Why do gay men (in general) treat gay Asians as a minority over all other races?
Wow! that sounds like bad experience, doesn't it?
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Do you give more points away than you make?
Yes, definitely!
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Can rabbits drink water from a bowl instead of a hangy... sucker... thing?
Of course they can!!! You must be kidding! How do you think they do in the nature??? I don't think they build hangy suckers themselves, do they?
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There are many cars named after animals, such as the Jaguar. What is a name of a car that would NEVER be named after an animal? (Mine is a donkey)
And what about animals named after cars??? My pet isn't a ratn but actually a Ford Escort 89!
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When it comes down to it, what is your real reason to come on answerbag?
The very thoughtful and intelligent question asked here
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Anybody here ever have any psychic experiences?
If you've got a mind you might have!
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You know your winning when............?
your tits go bigger!
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Haha. Do you think it's possible to sleep in the same bed with a platonic member of the opposite gender, without intercourse, and without things getting too awkward?
Yes if the other one is really ugly!
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If you were going "incognito" how would you do it?
I would go as myself cause no one ever notice me!
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What's a good prank to play on an annoying co-worker?
Invert the letters on his keyboard!!! that's funny!
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Do you think that when a 20 something hears derogatory comments about their age from someone who is older it is because that older person is jealous of the youngers age?
For sure! That remembers them they'll die before you!
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Does the thought of 'forever' in death haunt you?
yes, I can't wait!!!! hoping I'm not ending in heaven with all the efforts I make!
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My rabbit is shaking like a nervous wreck even though it is not cold inside the house and also he is lying flat on his stomach which he hardly ever does. he didn't eat or drink yesterday and is hardly moving at all, what could be wrong?
They all do that to bring attention!!! bloody rabbits!!!
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Graph the linear equation? x=y+3
Bloody doring maths!!!!!!!! +2
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Would you marry someone of a different religion/belief system to you? Why (not)?
No but I would expect from him to respect the fact I do not believe in any god!
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I am a gay guy and have a question for lesbians that might seem a bit bizarre. I have often read ( on a few gay websites) that some lesbians get off on gay male porn. This seems a little strange to me yet I have read this more than once. Is this true?
I'm not lesbian but I can guess that the opposite can be attractive in every matter. Maybe 'straight' couples enjoy that too!
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Do you think "The Office" is funny, or just stupid?
that's brilliant!
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What's your favourite thing to squeeze?
spots
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HOW CAN I IMPROVE MY RELATION WITH MY HUSBAND?
stop going on his nerves!
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Is Great Britain the best country in the world ever(I think so) and why?
I've lived in London for a year. I think GB is a great country but not the best country for me. It depends about what matter anyway! I think people's relations in GB are too violent!
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If you went missing would there be any acceptable pictures of you to post around town/news?
Well, I hope if you do that you'll have a more decent one than this one!!!
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Did you know President Obama is a smoker? Does it bother you? Do you think he should smoke? Considering the ban on smoking in any government building, do you think he should have to smoke outside of the White House?
Bloody hell! where is people's freedom?
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What is the biggest money saving invention
not spending any!!!!
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My boyfriend still talks to his ex-girlfriend, even though he knows it hurts my feelings. He says they're just friends. What should I do?
Maybe they realised that they are better friends than lovers and truely go on well this way. Don't look at it with a bad eye and don't think of the past.
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What is the best anti-aging creme you have tried?
lollipop juice!
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Who killed Laura Palmer?
David himself in the scenario!
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Your in it up to your neck.........what are you going to do about it?
I eat it all and find myself delivered!
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What is your favorite musical movie?
'Control'about Ian Curtis, 'Absolute Beginners' with Bowie and 'Rude Boy'with the Clash and the great Ray Gange
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What is your favorite musical movie?
'Control' and 'Absolute Beginners', fantastic films!
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Do you think Joy Division would have made a hit in America in may 1980 if Ian Curtis had not commit suicide on the night before travelling?
Yes I think they would have!
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Could I be pregnant if we used the same straw while sharing a big mac with a large mountain dew? We didn't have any fries!
No bu be careful sharing a double peanut caramel Sunday!!!!
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In the room that you're in right now, name an item that begins with the letter 'M'.
Motorway
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What is your average typing speed in words per minute?
To get an idea, I posted this answer in 1976.
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How do i will tell to my new boyfriend that i have a one child already...is there any good reason to tell him this?
If you want to go on with the relationshipe, I guess you'll have to tell him! If he drops you because of that, it would mean he doesn't deserve you!
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Should it be legal to sell your virginity?
Legal or not, people sell just anything now!!! Even their own organs, so why not virginity!!!!!
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How many hairs are present on your head?approximately
2 AT THE MOST!!!!
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Hey guys I know this might sound stupid but I feel so Lonely.,... I dont want to fall in Depression... any one show me some love... thanks....
Come on! 2 point to cheer up!
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Would you be in a relationship just for the sex?
Of course! what else for?
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WHEN you get to heaven whats the first thing you say to GOD?
Hey! where are you hiding???
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How do you prevent from getting pimples when you wax your face?
my face doesn't take wax!
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Is there a movie you thought was too long and would have been better if it was shortened?
The lenght of the film is the choice of the director. Then if the film isn't good as it is, because of the lenght or any other reason, that is just bad directing!
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What is your idea of a 'dirty film'? Where do you draw the line and not tolerate things in films such as sex(including references), language, and nudity? Please tell me I'm not the only one who still appreciates clean films.
I am usually more shocked by violence in films thatn by a nipple!
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Want two points?
yes, thanks! I gave you 2 as well!
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What would it take to piss you off right now?
Asking me what would piss me off right now!
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What would you think if your best friend tells you that he's only your best friend because you're too ugly to be his girlfriend?
what a waster!
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What is your meaning of life
You know this question doesn't mean anything!
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If it was a matter of life and death, How many hard boiled eggs could you eat?
1 at the most. Then I accept to die!
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What is the small white foul-smelling bits that I sometimes cough up from my throat?
don't forget to drink a lot of water after a lollipop!
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If you ate alphabet soup and then got an x-ray, what would it say?
let me out!!!!!!
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What is a good excuse for a little boy who finds something that is red and from a girl (if ya know what im sayin) in the bathroom trashcan. he keeps asking what it is.. helpp!
tell him its a mouse's pillow!
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You just sneezed, and you don't have a tissue. What would you do? And what would you consider "acceptable" behavior for it?
I would get rid of the 'marshmallow' onto my boyfriends clothes, prentending I want a hug!
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Would you have a shower in complete darkness? i have its quite strange :S
No, I never a problem with my electric system
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How did you meet your sweetheart and how long have you been with your partner?
I met him on a musical forum, him being British and me being French. After 3 months emailing we met!
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What's your favourite all-time band?
Joy Division, but also The Smiths...
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Would you marry someone who had tattoos all over their body?
mine has but I didn't marry him!
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How much of your brain can you do without?
I already don't use much of it. I suppose I could get rid of (or sell even at low price) about the 3/4 half of the back.
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What comes to mind when I mention " camping "?
merguez and toilet roll
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What part of your life would you not want to repeat?
The one I'm experiencing now, spending days posting questions on a website!
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Name at least three top serial killers?
The greatest one doesn't need any pals to be named by him : Dennis Nielsen.
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What is something in your home that's out of date.
My boyfriend!
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Does a gun shot hurt, or just numb
If you find half of your brain on the sidewalk, then I guess it may hurt a little!
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My daughter is 14 and her and her boyfriend(16) they have been going out for about 3 months now and she recently came to me and asked me if i would put her on the pill. what do i do? does that mean she already had sex? help
It doesn't mean this necessarily. My granny told me I should take the pill whane I was 14... My father was shocked but her only motive was in case I got pregnant from a rape!!! Thanx Granny!!!!
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What is your favorite candy?
lollipops
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Have you ever heard of the West Memphis Three? Do you support them?
please visit www.ww3.org
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If you could go back to any point in history to witness anything first hand, what would it be?
Joy Division concert
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How often do you wear pantyhose any more?? as they seem to be going out of style.....
I still do! not easy to wear but so sexy!
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Why do vampires bite the neck and not the inner thigh?
because they don't give blow jobs!
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Did you have a nickname in middle school or high school?
Marlin, La Buche or Buchette...
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If it was physically possible, would you make love to yourself just to see what it's like?
and what would you do to yourself?
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All men are created equal, but it's what a man does after conception that determines his chance of survival in the world.
Agree or Disagree?
Yes, but some are created more aqual than others...
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What percentage of 'Evil Genius' are you?
57%
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I just bought a pink camera, what was the last pink item that you purchased?
a tool box
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You wake up and the room is dark. You squint as you turn on the bright light. One eye still shut, the other, barely open. Which eye is shut?
Both because I can distinguish a human shape next to me and wonder about who it can be, knowing I drank a lot last night!!! Who the hell it can be??????? So I prefer to stay still in bed, waiting for the monster to leave my appartment with no trace and no phone number...
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Anybody have anything positive to say to Adolf Hitler?
He was a man, just like you and me... Even though he was a shit painter!!!
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If people started calling you by your username, what would you think?
THEY DID BEFORE I HAD IT HERE!
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Is there a picture in your wallet beside your Driver's Licence?
am I allowed to answer that question if I don't have a driving licence?
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Do you consider yourself a "germaphobe"?
No, not at all. I don't have anything against German people. :)
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What will happen if you send a text message (SMS) to a home telephone number?
(in France anyway) if you send a text to a home phone number, the person will receive a voice message translating the text with a synthetical voice (kind of robot voice). The problem is that the voice translates what you wrote litterally, which means you'll have to write your text in full letters if you want your message to be understood!
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I believe in a relationship consisting of love and devotion, could you deal with that?
What? Love? In a relationship? No I think I would not cope with it!!!!
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Whats the worst thing a man can say to a women during labor?
'Come on, now it's your turn to fuck me up the ass'... because the woman can't!!!
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Do you think every living person on Earth who can type in proper English should have an account on here? Why or why not?
I hope every living person on Earth won't think to comme on that site or it would just end up like a mess!
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If a guy called you pet names like angel,baby,darling or hun.and always gave you lots of eye contact and a wink every time he see you,what would you think?
I know a guy who calls me pet names but such as Rex, Max, Brandy... He gives me loads of eye contacts as well...Does he think I'm a bitch?
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What is the smallest white lie you have said? If you care to share....What is the biggest lie you ever said? Don't have to say a bunch of detail just enough to let us know.
I told my bf I have big tits... and it isnt true!
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In the beginning, there was _______
NOTHING
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What is Link's last name?
David Link, is it?
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Where can i find (downloadable) anime music?
no, I don't think you want that!!!!
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Which is the best natural fruit laxative?
Fear !!!!
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What do you guys/girls think of this poem. It is a Haiku so it is kinda short. The Snipers/// Spys in the window/ Killing all those that they see/ Killing for country/
Well, to be totally hoest, it's not good!
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A girl asked to be my friend on facebook. After a few days she started asking very personal questions so I deleted her. When I searched for the girl again the search came back a girl from my highschool with a different name. Could she be the same girl?
Ask her at school!
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Is it possible to give a girl any other body part other than head as I need mine and I'm frightened?
Yeah, lend her your lollipop if you don't need it!
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According to you, what is the worst thing you could do to your bf/gf? And how much would it affect the relationship?
On my part, cheating would end the relationship...
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My mum tells me that sex is dirty but she has had many differents boyfriends coming home during the past 6 months. How can she behave this way and tell me such things. Isn't there a contradiction?
Would it be overeacting to tell her about it?
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Are you free to do anything?
We are all limited in our actions, aware of it or not... This goes from the laws, the social taboos, the moral, down to more personal limits like ethics and psychological inhibitions...
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Do you assume that fat people are more stupid than skinny people?
Does fat has any influence on the brain?
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During the first world war, I have betrayed my husband and got pregnant of our son. Now my husband has passed away, should I tell my son that his real father is his uncle or should I keep it secret?
any advices?
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Tonight I will make it with a boy but I have my cycle at the moment. Can I keep my tampon inside while making it and not tell him about it, as I don't want to disgust him?
Well, I guess it's possible!
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Is your family under "man law"?
If the man in question has got a very small willie, do we still consider the family under 'man law' or can we say the family is under 'plonker law'?
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If someone had a gun to your head, is there anything you wouldn't do to keep yourself from getting killed?
If he asks me to lick his shoes I would rather be killed!!!brrrrr.... Anything else, I don't mind.
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Who remembers Fraggle Rock? I feel so old! I even wear a shirt sometimes!
I do! that was a great TV program with the puppets!
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I AM HAVING SUICIDAL THOUGHTS AND I AM REALLY DEPRESSED LATELY NI CANT TELL ANYONE I REALLY CANT NOT EVEN MY THERAPIST AND IF A CALL A HOTLINE MY MOM WILL FIND OUT WHAT SHOULD I DO
Call a hotline from a phone outside!
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What is less healthy, being bulemic or being fat?
None I guess. The difference is that in one case you throw the food out in the toilets and in the other case you keep it in your body!
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My main goal in life is to be a divorced woman or a widow. But I am not married yet. Any suggestions?
Is it possible to marry someone dead?
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My boss is giving me too much work. Do you think I can avoid work by just ignoring him when he asks me questions?
Or should I stay home sick until I find another job, better paid with a boss who woujd shut his mouth to my behaviour?
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Why do fools fall ________?
on your message!
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My boyfriend's nipples have a very strong garlic/onion-y taste. I don't think it's associated with anything he eats- he hates both garlic and onions. Is something wrong? What could be causing this?
Give him lollipops to eat, that will sweeten the taste of his nipples.
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Do you find nipples to be deeply offensive?
It depends how much they point out!
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Does anyone know the name of a Lucian Freud painting of a young man that is resting his head on his hand, making his mouth look big? I cant find it anywhere.
No, sorry I don't know the name of this one!
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What were the best decisions made by President George W. Bush?
to leave!!! but sadly it isn't even a decision to be attributed to him!
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Does the Bible really contain all the answers to life's questions?
Oh no!!!!!!! What planet are you from? Just to know!
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If you could say anything to your mother what would it be?
Why did you kill my dog feeding him with rat poison when I was 8?
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My boyfriend had put me, he had two woman there and he told me if i can't cope with them leave and i did leave Know he wants me back should i go back
I don't know but it can be fun as well!
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Big 3 CEO's working for a $1 salary? Whats the catch?
Wow!!! what a wage???? Can we swap?
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When you do a "number two" in the toilet and your mom (or any relative close to you) just comes to the door to ask you a question, does it make it go back in?
And what if it's your dad? Or close friend???
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What would you think if your best friend tells you that he's only your best friend because you're too ugly to be his girlfriend?
What a 24 carats plonker!!!!
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Have you ever felt followed in the street and realised it was only by your shadow?
or a ghost???
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I love lamp. Do you?
hhhmmmm... No, I am more into lumps myself!
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Do you ever feel judged by people because of the way that you look/dress?
Yes I do but I got used to it. But I understand people because I would judge myself harshly if I wasn't me!
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Today I lost my book and I am now desperate to know how it ends: tragedy, happiness, salvation, redemption... The not knowing is driving me crazy. The book is called : The Art of Indian Vegetarian Cooking by Yamuna Devi. Can someone PLEASE fill me in?
Well you'll love the ending of the story... the main character manages to get the peppers and bananas he was looking for... While cooking the pepper and after peeling the bananas, he slips onto the skins left on the floor and falls on the knife which fell at his feet... He did not die as he was to old to die, but stayed crippled.
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What is that extra skin near vagina due to intercourse it comes out or it is kind extra skin without sex it comes out?
your question doesn't make much sense !!! Are you sure this extra skin is near vagina and not stuck on your eyes?
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I think somebody is trying to kill me... Do you have a red dot pointed at your head too?
Yes, and more than just one! But I identified themas spots. If that is your case and you want to get rid of them, just squize them! easy!
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How do you define a romantic evening out?
A meal at Mac Donalds, sharing bill, then sitting on a bench next to the highway and end up making it at the back of a car!!!!
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My husband and I have a great relationship but it is a sexless relationship. I'm always asking when and he says soon. It has been well over a year and I'm tired of waiting. What should I do?
Find someone else who would give you what you need!
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If you put your glasses on back-to-front, can you see your own eyes?
Yes, and if your eyes are blank enough you may see your own brain, if you owe any!!!!
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Is it fair to judge a democratic nation by its President/Prime Minister?
By nation, you mean the people. In this way it isn't fair. On the other hand, President are democratically elected by the people... But still, they're never elected by the majority of the people, considering the number of voting people...
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Instead of eating and then throwing up, why don't bulimics just throw their food straight down the toilet?
because the toilets would be blocked!!!!
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Do you always notice how the people around you are feeling?
The problem is that you are never the best judge about your surrounding people's feelings... Even though you should theoretically speaking be the best person to understand them (because you're supposed to know them well), it is paradoxally always hard to notice all their feelings. Distance helps seing things better!
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I've been told that my daughter (7) has witch in her as she has a 3rd nipple and claims to see ghosts. What do you think?
wOw!!! That sounds like someone I know. Does her bed raises from the floor? Does vomit green stuff? Does she talk with a deep male voice and says the mother of the local priest sucks dicks in hell?
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Is being bisexual a genetic trait or a confused state of mind?
You cannot relate a behaviour to genetic. Let’s take the example of child abuse : it is said that people who have been sexually abused by their parents in their childhood will reproduce the same behaviour with their own children. This can happen, of course, as it is established that in many of those cases, the abuser has been abused theirselves. But this is not something brought by blood....
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My penis is so small that sometimes I think its a hair. Is there a medical term for having such a small wanger?
A hair seem to be a quite good term!
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How old are you?
31
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ARe you in love with a man who has a huge ego..how do you handle him?
not but he's got a huge banana! And that is hard to handle as well
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Would you agree that Michel Foucault was the greatest French philosopher in the past 100 years?
the greatest of all time!
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If I'm unhappy with Jesus's advice who can I complain to?
Write a letter and try to have publish in the Bible!
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Can you be too old to die?
Yes, some old people are so dead while still 'officially' alive! Considering you can't die twice, I let you guess my answer!
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Are all babies naked at birth or some born already clothed?
As if the mother eats peanuts the baby can develop a taste for it, I guess if you eat your own knickers the baby may wear at birth some kind of very suitable pants!
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I'm suffering from rigor mortis... any tips for relieving the stiffness?
Try to come back to life. That may help. If you can't, just wait 48 hours or so. Rigor mortis doesn't last forever!
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What would make you kill?
your question!
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If cancer free cigarettes were invented would you smoke?
No, what would be the point of smoking then???
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Why are boys so mean to the girls they like?
because they fancy them but they are so clumsy to let them understand with kindness that the only way they know is to be mean to them.
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How hairy is too hairy for legs? Show me your fuzz!!
Legs are too hairy when you can make dreadlocks with it!!! This is a style which doesn't suite everybody!
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Have you ever heard of the "evil woman" hypothesis?
What is that nonsense? Does it have to do with a kind of stupid religious theory?
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Is EVERYONE that was on that plane that landed in the Hudson River a Hero?
How can you be a hero when you just undergo?
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My girlfriend vomits whilst making love, what can be the reason for this?
Maybr that is because you give her rotten bananas!!!
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I enjoy going to the movies with my mum, but she just wants to sit at the back kissing... what can I do to stop this (at least until we get home)?
Alright, but who would she kiss once you get home???
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My gf broke up with me, next day i found she lied to me and was messin with another guy( jus kissing she says) And now she cares bout him. And she dont know if she shud chose me or him. and she asked me to wait to see how it would go with him. wut do i do
this would mean that she considers you two guys like merchandises!!! She tries one, then the other, and makes her choice once she's satisfied!!! That sounds a bit mean to me! Do you do customer service?
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What's the funniest stereotype you've ever heard? (ex. All Germans have mustaches)
that the French don't wash!!!!
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Is being bisexual a genetic trait or a confused state of mind?
Are you serious??? How can a sexual preference be a genetic trait??? If we go this way, would being a democrat or a republican be determined in my blood? Bisexuality isn't a confused state of mind either!!! This is only a sexual preference. You may feel confused because you don't accept this situation and ould like to be clear on this question, but it isn't a mental illness or so...
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If I threw all my kids out of the house without any life lessons and just a book someone else wrote about me and then only welcomed back the ones that found me, would that be love?
I don't think so! But this would be a life lesson!
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If people lived in freedom without rules would life be hard?
Isn't that obvious?
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What would you think if your best friend tells you that he's only your best friend because you're too ugly to be his girlfriend?
What a difficult situation!!!
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Do we all have to bath with our brothers and sisters until 20 or is it just common in my family (related to water bills)?
Just had another one!
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What comes to mind when you hear the word comprimise?
necessity if you live in society!
nonsense if you live by yourself in the woods!
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Does anyone drink more than 7 cups of coffee in one morning? This morning, on the news, I heard that if you drink 7 or more cups of coffee, you could hallucinate. Could this be true?
Only if you put drugs in your coffee, and then even one cup is enough!
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Why r Blacks so heartless?Dey hv no conscience abt making use of others jus bcz dey r down & out.I helped an african when he didnt have money for food,etc & also loaned him my fone but he refused 2return it whn I asked for it.
What kind of question is this??? What a bloodystupid question to ask!!! Why would Black men be more heartless than White ones???
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Is Francis Bacon the most influentiel artist of the last 50 years?
Sorry to inform you that Francis Bacon wasn't an artist!!! He wrote about the Atlantis, an essay describing an utopia...
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What are your pros and cons on a convertible car?
convertible into what???
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Why does alcohol make you pee alot after you 'break the seal'?
it makes me poo a lot the next day!
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How would you ask a guy out?
show him your behind ans shake it!
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What would you say if the person who bullied you in school walked into your office for a job interview?
god, I would employ him and bully him straight!
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Do you like ghosts at all? and why?
yeah they're great pals!
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What is your favorite musical movie?
Control
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What is your favorite part of going camping?
going to the toilets, hanging around with my toilet roll!
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Does No Doubt and Gwen Stefani's music sound like lullabies?
I don't know, get an album and listen! You should make up your own idea about it!!! :)
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If someone pleads with you desperately: "Please do such-and-such thing for me, I shall give you anything you want." What will you ask for? Please do not answer "Nothing", "I love to help", etc.
At least a 'lollipop'
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Does it annoy you when you go to a place of business, and employees are too busy chatting to actually help YOU - the customer?
No, I don't mind, I would start chatting with them and then slightly make a turn in the conversation to what I'm interested to get!
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If someone questioned whether you were a Christian, how would you react and why?
NO RISK!!!! and if this happened, I guess I would question my behaviour!!! No way people can think I'm a Christian!
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Ladies in terms of flirting is the chase better then the catch
of course! once you catch the girl/boy, what's left in terms of desire?
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What would you think if your best friend tells you that he's only your best friend because you're too ugly to be his girlfriend?
I would think myself that he's seen me too long!!!
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My neighbor just accused me of stealing her bike! How should I react to this?
Hide the bike to a friends and just act indifferent!
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I have posted a lot of mean stuff on here and I think I am feeling what the people I was mean too felt. I am really depressed and my life is going downhill it seems . I would like to apologize and ask for some help with these feelings myself.
How mean have you been?????
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I was abusied emotionally and physically as a kid and i still am now as a young adult. ive never learned how to deal with this so thats why i started cutting myself. i dont know how to quit it. can someone please help me before i end up killing myself?
Pain can become an addiction... I've known it myself as a teenager. You start doing these things because you need help, but you go on with this because you kind of size the physical pain to the moral one which is less visible and therefore less accessible to others and to yourself... I think you should find someone to talk to about it. Your behaviour usually covers up for some deeper...
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Have you ever ate shit before?
before what? Before having your s..t question? ;)
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Has a police officer ever flirted with you?
yes and that's scary! I thought h was searching me for drugs but he was only trying to be kind!
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Who likes french kissing?
I'm French and still don't understand why it is called this way!
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Would you ever venture into public wearing pajamas and house slippers? I'm seeing more and more people doing just that.
of course, that's very comfortable
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If a girl does not want you to like her and she says her friend girl like me then should i like the girl that she says i should like or not?(please i want more than 15 answers!)
take the one who likes you and see how the other one reacts
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Is it true that teenage guys only want to be with a girl to get into their pants?
LIKE ALL GUYS!!! not only teenagers!
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How many people with the surname "Smith" do you know? Just wondering really, i seem to know loads including myself now i married a "Smith"!!!! (and not just his family!)
I know a group of 5 guys named 'The Smiths'... They're from Manchester and played great music...
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My boyfriend calls me names like bitch,slut,whore,ugly,fat,skank,smelly,tramp,etc.But he says that he is just joking and he doesnt mean it.Well I dont take it as a joke,and I take very seriously.Do you think that Im overreacting?Would you take it as joke?
I would! My BF does this, but not only him!!!
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ABers who live outside the USA, will you be watching the US Presidential Inauguration on January 20th?
of course, the world will watch it!
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Do you believe in the universal law of attraction?
you don't have to believe! that's a fact!!!
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I have the video that we made together, how will you pay me not to sell it to a tabloid?
nothing, the tabloids wouldn't be interested!!!
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What ringtone do you have on your cell phone right now?
'Nevertheless' by Brian Jonestown Massacre
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Would you ever consider having a nose job?
to do it by the nose??? Never! I like to please my partner but that would hurt so much!
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True or false: If you talk to God, you're religious, if God talks to you, you're crazy.
ha ha ha excellent!!!
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When you do a "number two" in the toilet and your mom (or any relative close to you) just comes to the door to ask you a question, does it make it go back in?
Yes it does to me!
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If my sister wants to give 'lollipop' to my boyfriend, should I accept or should I tell her she's too young?
????
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My boss is giving me too much work. Do you think I can avoid work by just ignoring him when he asks me questions?
Of course!
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So you think you deserve ________ from me?
a 'lollipop'
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Can a girl get pregnant on top? I think so but my g/f says different.
on top of her stupidity?
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Why do guys only want that one thing from girls?
girls want the same as boys sometimes!
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Many people have no_______?
balls
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I have had a GF for just about 6mth now.We recently had a discusion of how many partners we have been intimed with, she thruthly answered me with 6 including myself. Now im finding it hard to see her da way i used 2. Wat should i do? I still care 4 her
6 is nothing! but that is always the risk. Everyone wishes to be the first even though we know this is not quite possible. We want to know how many partners our GF/BF had in the past but can't stand it. I guess this is part of human mysteries. my advice : just forget about it, what is important is what you share with her now!!! and for the future
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What did your parents forget to tell you as you grew up?
that my dad was in fact my mom
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My husband is in jail for murder on my son and I don't want to go on with him. I have a friend who has helped me through emotionally and my fillings for him is growing we both want a relatinship with each other. But I'm still married what should I do?
Get divorced!!! He won't know about your relationship if his in jail. And be a bit discret until the divorce is pronounced
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Whats the time where you are at the moment?
21:35 from Lyon, France
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If your best friend had information you had to have at what length would you go to get it?
I could go as far as giving him a 'lollipop' if that suits him
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If you drink only one type of thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?
lollipop juice
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My gf said she wasnt wearing this very revealing shirt to school but then i found out that she was wearing it. Then she tried to lied to me and i proved that i knew and she said she was sorry...should i be mad? she does this stuff all the time
Bloody hell! let her wear what she wants!!!! give her a break!!!
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What do you do if you keep dreaming of church related things?
I'd consult a psychiatrist!
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Do you live near a rotten neighbor?
Yes my BF is just rotting next to me on the sofa for 5 years. Besides that, I haven't seen the old one from 1st floor for ages!
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What do you think enables a person to kill without remorse?
If the victim turns up on AB with such an awful avatar!!! lol
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What would you NOT want to come to life?
GWB
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Have you ever seen yourself naked? What did you think?
do you bath????
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When a man is obviously in love with a woman, why would be still not be ready to be in a relationship with her? What is he waiting for?
Sadly he's waiting to see if he can't find better!
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What major college or university do you live closest to?
Université Jean Moulin where I passed my Philosophy Master
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Little wispy ear hairs, they are new to me! Should I shave them off or will they came back as thicker hairs?
LEAVE THEM! this is hot stuff!!!
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If a man fucks his girl in the butt do you feel that he is gay since anal sex are for gay men only.
Of course not! If we go this way, do you think that if I like giving 'lollipops' to my boyfriend, this means I like eating bananas???
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Do you think it is ok for parents to allow a young child to dress however they want? For example if a 5 year old boy would rather wear dresses and bows should the parents let him? Why?
My boyfriend still wears dresses and he is a very healthy man! this is just a question of taste. He is heterosexual by the way. And there is nothing wrong in having a homosexual child anyway!
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I heard a saying it was......When your in love you will believe a lie and deny the truth have you done this?
Loves makes us blind! I've spent 5 years with a cockroach without even knowing it was a cockroach!!! See!!!
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I'd be better off dead....half my face is paralyzed (bell's palsy, 9 months ago), can't smile, bald, short, small hands and feet, hate my job, no friends, no girlfriend, 25 years old, mad all the time, nothing goes my way.....I'm gonna kill myself
Is that a question? Anyway, I'm sure there is something in your life that you enjoy. Focus on it until things go better!
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I'm 16 and my mom is always hugging and kissing me in front of my friends; this is embarrasing; I want her to stop. I don't know how to tell her; I don't want to hurt her feelings. How can I tell her to stop without hurting her feelings?
mine still does the same and i'm 32!
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What's the rudest surname you've ever come across?
cocksucker!!!! that went on for a long time!!!!
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Older Ladies have you found that you are growing a mustache and some chin hair? Do you look in the mirror and see your mom AND dad?
Yes that is true! I even develop some tits hair like my dad!!!!
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Are their just any nice girls (14-17) out there? you dont have to be hott, at least decent looking, good personality, likable, doesnt drink/drugs, virgin(preferably)?
I am twice that age. Would you consider me as two teenagers?
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I am missing some items that I think were pawned by my grown adult daughter, Should I call the police and make a report or ban her from my house entirely?
is it for drugs?
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Im 5months preg and my boyfriend treats me like nothing at all, its hard gettin a cuddle from him i feel so rejected. he cheated on me in the beginning of the relationship but i took him back we have been together 12months please help?
oh my god!!!! these bloody men!!!!!!
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What causes some people to have big ears that exceed the most of the population to a great extent? Why is it common for people to have big ears but not common to have very large fingers, noses or lips?
And that gets worse in time!!! Do you know that the only three parts of the body that keep growing all your life are the ears, the feet and the nose? Lookat old people, they always have large ears and big noses!!!
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Can a guy like to wear girl clothes and not be gay? Or what would you call that?
Of course! my boyfriend enjoys to wear my knickers!!! and he wears skirts sometimes in the streets, but only on the week end because I suppose his boss would like it! but I think that suits him well!
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My husband's brother has been staying with us for too long now. It's getting on my nerves but my husband won't lay down the law and tell him to move on. What should I do?
is he good looking?
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My bf never wants to have sex! He says it's cuz he's SO stressed out. When we do, he doesn't last for more than 5 mins! I feel really unloved and unsatisfied. I need some intamacy or I'm going to go crazy! What can I do?
Ask someone you can trust to give you what you miss in your relationship, such as someone who would like to be helpful... a cousin, a friend... or even someone you don't know!
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Am I a bitch?
Well, i guess not! You an talk, you don't bark, then I don't think you're a dog's female! Are you?????
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What can a short man do to be overall more attractive?
grow up?
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Is it possible to be inlove with someone in a non sexual way?i'm a straight girl but i think im inlove with a woman without wanting to be 'physical' with her.she has now left my life & im completely heartbroken,am i inlove?
I guess you are, unless this is only a strong friendship!
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Why are woman attracted to single fathers?
no, they don't!
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How do I motivate myself to clean my apartment?
Don't!!!!
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I like this girl who sits next to me in one of my classes. We just recently began to talk a lot. Mostly we talk about school and sports, most of the time she walks with me to my next class. How can I know if she really does like me back?
Try to invite her! and spend more time with her. If she accepts, that would mean she understands that you're after her tits and then would take the right decision.
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Finish this: Is that a banana in your pants, or _________...
or a banana with no skin ?
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If a girl come in front of you, their backs faced towards you, what does it mean? I was sitting on a bench in school. happened to me many times, dont know why. they stay there for about one or two mins. go, then come back to same place
I guess she wants you to slap their boms!!!
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Is it possible to have total intimacy with someone without any sexual interaction?
no, but I think you can have at least oral interaction for the sake of the closeness.Then it's up to ou if you want it to become sexual.
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Could you be sued for spreading rumor about someone? Even if it is a true rumor. Wondering if it could be considered slander?
that depend if there is any proof, recordings,etc... No proof, no problem. This would only be your words against their words!
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Hey do you want to congratulate me? I am a Maestro!!!
Great job! I like what you do in life! with style!
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The school just called me. My son called the teacher a Bitch. What would you do?
Tell your boy a bitch is only the female of the dog. Nothing wrong in it!
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Is it more important to be 'liked' or 'understood'?
I think you need to be understood in order to be liked!
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Ladies,when you wipe after a #1 do you swipe it once or do you hold the toilet paper there for a few seconds,i hold it there to make sure im dry.
That depends on the size of the #1 ! And mostly on the texture of it. The more liquid it is, the harder it is to wipe!!!
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Whats your excuse getting up this morning?
'I'm gonna get the piss out of my boss!!!! ah ah ah!!!!!'
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Do you sit or stand when wiping your bum?
I do sit because that's easier to wipe all the p..h away!!! what about you!
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When will you eat peanuts?
Depends if I 've got any up my nose!
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Would it be justifiable to break up with someone based merely on the fact that you rarely get to see them?
I broke up with someone with worse justification than that!
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Is there ever any justification for a cheating spouse?
When you want to, anything will be fine as a justification of your gesture!
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Perfection is boring, isn't it?
Sorry for your illusions, but perfection does not exist! and this is a good thing!
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My perfect woman would be my mothers head on my fathers body. Is this a common fantasy?
Certainly not!!!!
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I returned home and discovered my girlfriend giving my dying grandad 'lollipop'... should I confront her or forget it?
I think you should confront her! That's a shame!!! 'lollipumping' with an old one, fucking hell!!!!!!!!!
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How else can you say "shut up?"
Tais-toi
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Does God accept all forms of worship?
I don't know... Does he accept 'lollipops'?
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Pogo.com recently changed its interface to make its free SCRABBLE games just too miserable to play. Is there a free site for SCRABBLE that you can recommend? One that lets the player choose to play against the computer, or against other humans? Thanks!
I've got one but they don't let hamsters play
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If you could have invented something from the past what would it have been?
The Saucepan Retriever
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Do you believe something really bad is gonna happen in the year 2012 like some people believe?
Bloody hell!!!! No!! it's too far in time!
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What is the oldest know standard of measurment?
the foot
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What size nipples do u have?
Mine have always made me uncomfortable because of their shape. Their size is alright but i've always been told they look like a pair of forks.
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Would you kiss someone who has a cold sore
Yes, just for the pleasure to get one!
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Why cant dogs talk?
because you don't bark!
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What is metrosexual?
people getting excitement from getting into the metro every morning to go to work
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Have you ever said something without thinking first and had it come out totally different than what you intended it it to come out like then had someone misinterpret what you really meant
What??? I don't understand your question!
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Whats the best snowboard for beginners
A plastic bag
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What's the most annoying noise?
A fart from my boss trying to get all the attention in a meeting.
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Does it mean anything when cats lick their lips, are they trying to say something?
I can't tell about when they lick their lips, but you should know that when they lick their ass that means they're trying to get their turtle's head to go back in.
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