Answerbag: Einstein's answers

Answer to Christians: What is your favorite praise and worship song? (please share a link so we can listen to it)

Fri, 05 Aug 2011 18:22:30 -0700

Christians: What is your favorite praise and worship song? (please share a link so we can listen to it)

"Shout at the Devil" by Motley Crue.

Answer to You go home with a woman whom you just met. You feel a strong connection and end up having sex. Do you pursue her?

Thu, 04 Aug 2011 20:37:29 -0700

You go home with a woman whom you just met. You feel a strong connection and end up having sex. Do you pursue her?

Well,...kinda sucks because we really have alot of common opinions/interests...it just so happened that it worked out that way

Answer to What's the most ridiculous "clean" insulting name you've ever publicly called someone, because you didn't wish to curse/swear at them in front of ladies? (I once called a dude a "DIP-THONG," whist watching my language.)

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 11:14:44 -0800

What's the most ridiculous "clean" insulting name you've ever publicly called someone, because you didn't wish to curse/swear at them in front of ladies? (I once called a dude a "DIP-THONG," whist watching my language.)

Butt Face?

Answer to Which soup do you like better, clam chowder or lobster bisque?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 11:12:15 -0800

Which soup do you like better, clam chowder or lobster bisque?

Lobster Bisque RULES!

Answer to If you got in your vehicle and drove north what stateline, border, etc. would you cross first?

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 00:37:47 -0800

If you got in your vehicle and drove north what stateline, border, etc. would you cross first?

Oregon

Answer to Which is the greater baseball sin: steroid use or gambling on the game (Pete Rose)?

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 00:35:45 -0800

Which is the greater baseball sin: steroid use or gambling on the game (Pete Rose)?

roids

Answer to What does one do if colleagues at work seem to undermine you? whatever you do they want to take the credit.

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 00:34:56 -0800

What does one do if colleagues at work seem to undermine you? whatever you do they want to take the credit.

Stand up and Shout!

Answer to If I advertised myself as AB's 'date doctor', would you come to me to help you bag the guy/girl of your dreams? Fees are negotiable but usually a smile will do ;-)

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 23:00:43 -0700

If I advertised myself as AB's 'date doctor', would you come to me to help you bag the guy/girl of your dreams? Fees are negotiable but usually a smile will do ;-)

i've got a great smile...

Answer to I've just bought the house next door to you, what do you think to that?

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 22:59:33 -0700

I've just bought the house next door to you, what do you think to that?

I'm a musician...don't call the cops on me...talk to me personally please..=P

Answer to Guys - why do you think singing 'Sex is on fire' by Kings of Leon to a girl is going to impress them enough to bag you a date? Girls have you noticed this keep happening to you too since the song was released?

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 22:58:14 -0700

Guys - why do you think singing 'Sex is on fire' by Kings of Leon to a girl is going to impress them enough to bag you a date? Girls have you noticed this keep happening to you too since the song was released?

i hate that song

Answer to How beautiful is/was your your mother?

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 22:55:49 -0700

How beautiful is/was your your mother?

Very

Answer to I am in my late 20s and I have never had a boyfriend. Some how I always end up being the best friend or buddy. is there something I can do to make guys take me more serious or to look at me as the girlfriend type?

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 22:54:44 -0700

I am in my late 20s and I have never had a boyfriend. Some how I always end up being the best friend or buddy. is there something I can do to make guys take me more serious or to look at me as the girlfriend type?

BE open and honest

Answer to What is the most corrosive substance know to man?

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 22:50:00 -0700

What is the most corrosive substance know to man?

human nature..

Answer to How many Cats/Kittens do you have?

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 22:49:13 -0700

How many Cats/Kittens do you have?

2.5 ...one has a split personality

Answer to George Michael the pop singer reads my questions on AB? True / False

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 22:48:14 -0700

George Michael the pop singer reads my questions on AB? True / False

Only when you post questions about sex in public bathrooms...

Answer to Is 130000 miles on a 2003 mustang v6 ok?

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 22:47:16 -0700

Is 130000 miles on a 2003 mustang v6 ok?

nope...

Answer to Would you like to live in San Francisco?

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 22:46:44 -0700

Would you like to live in San Francisco?

Sure ,..why not?

Answer to My son asked me today "Which bird was first to make all the other birds", what should I say?

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 22:45:58 -0700

My son asked me today "Which bird was first to make all the other birds", what should I say?

"Well,..ya see son,..birds evolved from reptiles and.." givem' that whole shpiel..

Answer to Do croutons get stale?

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 22:40:55 -0700

Do croutons get stale?

ya ...everything does...

Answer to 7x-2(3+4x)=19

Wed, 30 Sep 2009 16:12:03 -0700

7x-2(3+4x)=19

If you're asking what X is....X=-25

Answer to I love my boyfriend so much the thought if braking up would just tare me up. we get on so well and things are good between us, but he can get quite jealous when i talk to other boys. what should i do?

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 08:34:33 -0700

I love my boyfriend so much the thought if braking up would just tare me up. we get on so well and things are good between us, but he can get quite jealous when i talk to other boys. what should i do?

Be respectful...you can talk to other boys but,...there's a limit to how you talk to them and how you act towards them...

Answer to If you were caught sleeping on the job,would you be fired,reprimanded or nothing at all would be said on the matter?

Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:59:58 -0700

If you were caught sleeping on the job,would you be fired,reprimanded or nothing at all would be said on the matter?

nah....they've got pics of me asleep at seminars...lol

Answer to Whats one of the funniest words known to man kind?

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 20:04:28 -0700

Whats one of the funniest words known to man kind?

Chris's Mother..lol

Answer to Is it time for bed?

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 23:43:28 -0700

Is it time for bed?

ya..i think so..

Answer to I really need some friends right now because i am splitting up with my boyfriend and it makes me sad, will you be my friend?

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 23:40:01 -0700

I really need some friends right now because i am splitting up with my boyfriend and it makes me sad, will you be my friend?

I started on AB during a breakup...its a good outlet..i guess

Answer to I love to 'experiment', do you?

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 23:38:49 -0700

I love to 'experiment', do you?

It's like cooking...

Answer to If i laid down on your bed next to you, what is the first thing you would do, or say, to me?

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 23:37:34 -0700

If i laid down on your bed next to you, what is the first thing you would do, or say, to me?

"Did you fart? Cause' it smells like you did."..then I'd laugh and kiss you and say "just kidding "

Answer to If i moan too much during sex will you think i am faking it?

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 23:35:42 -0700

If i moan too much during sex will you think i am faking it?

maybe if i was there fucking you i might be able to tell...but whatever..."moan if you want to,,,moan around the world"...b52's lol

Answer to Have you ever gone to work or school while high?

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 23:33:01 -0700

Have you ever gone to work or school while high?

ya...my old job and college...regularly at one point...calculus

Answer to What is the best thing that could show up at your door step?

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 23:31:52 -0700

What is the best thing that could show up at your door step?

My love..

Answer to What are five things that you should never say to a Hells Angel?

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 23:31:20 -0700

What are five things that you should never say to a Hells Angel?

"Hey,....so you guys are from Ventura...?"

Answer to What does your heart yearn for

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 23:30:01 -0700

What does your heart yearn for

another

Answer to Can you name a famous horse?

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 23:29:38 -0700

Can you name a famous horse?

Little Old Man...Pippi Longstocking's horse

Answer to When i die i want a viking funeral-what kind of funeral do you want

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 23:26:23 -0700

When i die i want a viking funeral-what kind of funeral do you want

I want my body to be dumped into an active volcano

Answer to What piercing should I get? Please help?(Pictures)

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 23:25:28 -0700

What piercing should I get? Please help?(Pictures)

none

Answer to What is your wallpaper on your cell?

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 23:24:51 -0700

What is your wallpaper on your cell?

a pic of a painting i took in a gallery

Answer to What color are the last shoes that you bought?

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 23:23:59 -0700

What color are the last shoes that you bought?

blk vans

Answer to Have you ever wanted to move to Australia?

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 23:22:55 -0700

Have you ever wanted to move to Australia?

Ya ..thinking about it now...jobs for me there too!

Answer to I need to buy a home theater system, can anyone help me recommend a brand that has a better base or woofer output?

Thu, 10 Sep 2009 23:03:13 -0700

I need to buy a home theater system, can anyone help me recommend a brand that has a better base or woofer output?

Athena components from Canada makes a nice subwoofer.. my set up is a mix of sony and Athena stuff..the subwoofer rules..it has a frequency dial and a seperate volume on it

Answer to Chocolate, Cotton Candy, Life Savers or Marshmellows?

Wed, 02 Sep 2009 22:05:26 -0700

Chocolate, Cotton Candy, Life Savers or Marshmellows?

depends.....probably chocolate of course

Answer to Will you make me a typed pic? AE (>'-')>.

Wed, 02 Sep 2009 22:04:43 -0700

Will you make me a typed pic? AE (>'-')>.

=O~

Answer to What do you think about the National Healthcare debate?

Wed, 02 Sep 2009 22:02:50 -0700

What do you think about the National Healthcare debate?

I think if poor countries like costa rica can afford universal healthcare then so can we...We just can't afford our own doctors...

Answer to Why would an identity thief make payments on a credit card account she opened fraudulently?

Wed, 02 Sep 2009 22:00:33 -0700

Why would an identity thief make payments on a credit card account she opened fraudulently?

She either had bad credt and did it just to get credit....or she's milking it....

Answer to What are the best ways of coping with the grief of a miscarriage?

Wed, 02 Sep 2009 21:58:55 -0700

What are the best ways of coping with the grief of a miscarriage?

read a book about it to understand that it's natural sometimes and that you're not alone...

Answer to What should we do with old books that we no longer want?

Wed, 02 Sep 2009 21:57:13 -0700

What should we do with old books that we no longer want?

give em' away

Answer to Who is your favourite actor/actress?

Wed, 02 Sep 2009 21:53:10 -0700

Who is your favourite actor/actress?

Shirley McClain

Answer to What if we walked on our hands and ate with our feet?

Wed, 02 Sep 2009 21:51:07 -0700

What if we walked on our hands and ate with our feet?

we'd probably make badass breakdancers

Answer to Did you teach yourself how to play your instrument?

Wed, 02 Sep 2009 21:50:00 -0700

Did you teach yourself how to play your instrument?

yes..in many contexts..

Answer to What does it mean when you see shoes dangling over cables on the street?

Wed, 02 Sep 2009 21:48:39 -0700

What does it mean when you see shoes dangling over cables on the street?

Supposedly to mark drug territory...dealer nearby..

Answer to What's one breafast cereal, that you really don't like?

Wed, 02 Sep 2009 21:47:46 -0700

What's one breafast cereal, that you really don't like?

why would you want to eat a grape's nuts anyway.?..

Answer to Why do big guys always "stare down" little guys when they walk in the room?

Wed, 02 Sep 2009 21:45:55 -0700

Why do big guys always "stare down" little guys when they walk in the room?

Why do little guys "stare up"?....Why do people stare? ...Have staring contest...

Answer to Do you believe the size of Outer Space is infinite?

Wed, 02 Sep 2009 18:03:44 -0700

Do you believe the size of Outer Space is infinite?

....I believe the size of your brain is microscopic...

Answer to Is it bad that i like to watch pornos because i am a girl?

Sun, 30 Aug 2009 23:59:33 -0700

Is it bad that i like to watch pornos because i am a girl?

nope..

Answer to How much can I make by donating my eggs? I 'm thinking about doing it when my child is born. I'm pregnant now. And my due date is Feb 4 2010. I was looking into because I will have 3 kids to support soon and times a tough as we all know.

Sun, 30 Aug 2009 23:58:37 -0700

How much can I make by donating my eggs? I 'm thinking about doing it when my child is born. I'm pregnant now. And my due date is Feb 4 2010. I was looking into because I will have 3 kids to support soon and times a tough as we all know.

Well,...if you're a chicken... a dozen eggs go for about $2.99 a dozen..$3.99 if you're organic...

Answer to The bible says the good news will be preached in the first half of tribulation period which is yet to come, it will be for 3.5 years only (Reve 10:8-11 11:3-7 Matt 24:14). It is within the period of the 6 seals being opened. So, what have jws done since..

Sun, 30 Aug 2009 23:56:50 -0700

The bible says the good news will be preached in the first half of tribulation period which is yet to come, it will be for 3.5 years only (Reve 10:8-11 11:3-7 Matt 24:14). It is within the period of the 6 seals being opened. So, what have jws done since..

...Contradicted themselves.....?

Answer to Do men get screwed by the courts in divorce?

Thu, 27 Aug 2009 22:49:09 -0700

Do men get screwed by the courts in divorce?

apparently..

Answer to Are you alright with someone calling you weird?

Tue, 25 Aug 2009 21:30:51 -0700

Are you alright with someone calling you weird?

ya

Answer to What is wrong with me? Why am I so attracted to older men with white beards, well, certain ones. I'm in my twenties, by the way, and I'm female.

Tue, 25 Aug 2009 21:28:21 -0700

What is wrong with me? Why am I so attracted to older men with white beards, well, certain ones. I'm in my twenties, by the way, and I'm female.

Do you like Santa?

Answer to What are some of your favorite fictional stories--maybe an all-time favorite?

Tue, 25 Aug 2009 21:27:09 -0700

What are some of your favorite fictional stories--maybe an all-time favorite?

Judy Blume: Tales of a Fourth grade nothing.

Answer to Are you wearing pants, or shorts right now?

Tue, 25 Aug 2009 08:55:22 -0700

Are you wearing pants, or shorts right now?

pants

Answer to Which jobs should be paid/respected the most?

Sat, 22 Aug 2009 01:26:04 -0700

Which jobs should be paid/respected the most?

In general... jobs that help the greater good of humanity...

Answer to How would you react if your father wanted to become a woman?

Sat, 22 Aug 2009 01:24:59 -0700

How would you react if your father wanted to become a woman?

What can you do?....I actually watched that happen...to my old landlord's son. He...at the age of 53 decided to become a woman and he did have a son from a previous relationship. It was interesting. He had alot of problems with drugs until he came out

Answer to Butt sex, ever driven down the hersey highway?

Thu, 20 Aug 2009 23:42:55 -0700

Butt sex, ever driven down the hersey highway?

I've bobsledded down it...you see the coefficient of friction between the soft rectal tissue and a bobsled is less than that of an automoblile's ....uh yeah

Answer to DON'T BOTHER ME! Can't you see I am trying to ___________________!

Thu, 20 Aug 2009 00:56:38 -0700

DON'T BOTHER ME! Can't you see I am trying to ___________________!

number two..

Answer to Do you think it's good to have a religion? How much does religion or your beliefs affect your everyday life?

Thu, 20 Aug 2009 00:34:18 -0700

Do you think it's good to have a religion? How much does religion or your beliefs affect your everyday life?

1}To each their own. 2}As much as you let it.

Answer to How expensive is it to live in your local area?

Thu, 20 Aug 2009 00:31:22 -0700

How expensive is it to live in your local area?

very

Answer to Is the USA run by the government, or is it really controlled by the huge corporations like insurance companies?

Thu, 20 Aug 2009 00:30:38 -0700

Is the USA run by the government, or is it really controlled by the huge corporations like insurance companies?

...Aliens...It's controlled by Aliens...

Answer to Is this my last question?

Thu, 20 Aug 2009 00:29:24 -0700

Is this my last question?

prolly not...

Answer to Do you like seeing porn?

Thu, 20 Aug 2009 00:27:54 -0700

Do you like seeing porn?

yes...especially with animals..lol

Answer to Have you ever kissed a animal thinking its your bf or gf?

Wed, 19 Aug 2009 19:31:08 -0700

Have you ever kissed a animal thinking its your bf or gf?

No,...but I've kissed your mom while thinking she's an animal.

Answer to Do you have proof that heaven and hell even exists?

Wed, 19 Aug 2009 19:29:16 -0700

Do you have proof that heaven and hell even exists?

Yes...They're coming out with a new album...google it!

Answer to Have you ever had a job where you were paid less than minimum wage? If so what were the reasons?

Tue, 11 Aug 2009 09:20:17 -0700

Have you ever had a job where you were paid less than minimum wage? If so what were the reasons?

I don't even know what minimum wage was back then..but Yes,...I was 12 or 13 and worked for my brother's company...He was probably making me think i was getting paid..and in all actuality....I was probably paying to work for him...what a jerkoff he still is..lol

Answer to Who else here LOVES the new TV Show "MORE TO LOVE"?

Wed, 05 Aug 2009 15:52:53 -0700

Who else here LOVES the new TV Show "MORE TO LOVE"?

No one...just you...

Answer to Name a job in which people talk a lot and work less?

Wed, 05 Aug 2009 15:50:49 -0700

Name a job in which people talk a lot and work less?

City Employees!!

Answer to What does it mean when a guy looks directly into your eyes and doesn't look away or even blink?

Mon, 03 Aug 2009 08:28:56 -0700

What does it mean when a guy looks directly into your eyes and doesn't look away or even blink?

It means he's challenging you to a staring contest.

Answer to There's this one girl I have known for about 4 years , i make her laugh and smile , we had sex, she had a boyfriend at the time and still is with him, she doesnt want to leave him, or hurt him, i really care about her, what should i do?

Mon, 03 Aug 2009 08:27:23 -0700

There's this one girl I have known for about 4 years , i make her laugh and smile , we had sex, she had a boyfriend at the time and still is with him, she doesnt want to leave him, or hurt him, i really care about her, what should i do?

Well,...you're a piece of shit for messing with someone's gf! She's a piece of shit for cheating! Two pieces of shit...a match made in heaven!

Answer to When someone says you're ugly but you know you're attractive, what does that mean?

Mon, 03 Aug 2009 08:25:15 -0700

When someone says you're ugly but you know you're attractive, what does that mean?

It means they are insecure and have issues.

Answer to Do you think it is true that in all relationships one person loves more than the other? I have heard this and wanted to know if anyone else agreed.

Tue, 28 Jul 2009 12:10:12 -0700

Do you think it is true that in all relationships one person loves more than the other? I have heard this and wanted to know if anyone else agreed.

I think so....how would you measure to compare?

Answer to In 12 hours everyone will be divided into two groups; ones who are attractive, fit, healthy and smart, the other group will be exterminated immediately. How confident are you that you will be here tomorrow?

Mon, 27 Jul 2009 15:59:13 -0700

In 12 hours everyone will be divided into two groups; ones who are attractive, fit, healthy and smart, the other group will be exterminated immediately. How confident are you that you will be here tomorrow?

75%....I'm attractive, healthy and smart..for sure...I could be more fit..

Answer to Why no matter how hot you are do men still look at other woman?

Thu, 23 Jul 2009 12:06:39 -0700

Why no matter how hot you are do men still look at other woman?

Bottom line....People look at other people...it's normal....You should not be disrespectful and do it blatantly in front of your significant other...of course

Answer to Would you buy your child a cellphone? I'm talking like under 15 years old.

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 15:39:01 -0700

Would you buy your child a cellphone? I'm talking like under 15 years old.

Nope

Answer to Do you like summer storms?

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 08:30:54 -0700

Do you like summer storms?

Isn't she a pornstar? Yesss I Do!

Answer to What kind of pizza do you dislike?

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 08:29:53 -0700

What kind of pizza do you dislike?

BJ's pizza. It's a half-ass impression of real Chicago style pizza that doesn't seem to be cooked all the way through.... but who the fuck likes to be stuffed with a bunch of crust anyway? New York style is the way to go!

Answer to After two days of knowing someone, would you be ready to commit to them and be in a serious relationship if they were already ready?

Thu, 02 Jul 2009 12:34:27 -0700

After two days of knowing someone, would you be ready to commit to them and be in a serious relationship if they were already ready?

Well,....two days is really soon....I knew my ex for a couple months before I asked her out on our 1st date...However,....The night of the first date we ended up pretty much living together due to circumstances that would take a long drawn out story to explain....it lasted for 3.5 years the last...

Answer to From your own personal experiences with babies, do you know why they cry?

Thu, 02 Jul 2009 12:05:49 -0700

From your own personal experiences with babies, do you know why they cry?

Same reasons some grownups do....Because they shit themselves, are hungry..etc.

Answer to Which is your favorite flavor of Triscuits or Wheat Thins?

Thu, 02 Jul 2009 12:04:34 -0700

Which is your favorite flavor of Triscuits or Wheat Thins?

Both?

Answer to How do you feel after you have consumed one or two cups of coffee?

Wed, 01 Jul 2009 22:02:10 -0700

How do you feel after you have consumed one or two cups of coffee?

The same as if I had consumed a human embryo..

Answer to What would be the cause of having a period twice in one month?

Wed, 01 Jul 2009 22:00:21 -0700

What would be the cause of having a period twice in one month?

Writing two sentences....? lol...I think that is normal my friend has had that happen before....i think it means you're getting old..j/k

Answer to I always wear boxers all the time and I play a lot of sports. Are you suppose to wear briefs when you play sports? If so why?

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 22:28:46 -0700

I always wear boxers all the time and I play a lot of sports. Are you suppose to wear briefs when you play sports? If so why?

Because when you have a big Schlong like me (clears throat)...it dangles everywhere..

Answer to Would you buy a Toyota 4runner or a Jeep Cherokee?

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 22:27:39 -0700

Would you buy a Toyota 4runner or a Jeep Cherokee?

4Runner Hands down! I've owned mine for like 10 years now. I bought it new and have continuously beat the shit out of it. It is very reliable and looks great still!

Answer to Can you speak fluent German?

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 22:25:47 -0700

Can you speak fluent German?

almost...Dutch...

Answer to If you can eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 22:25:19 -0700

If you can eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?

Shit...

Answer to What do you do after sleeping and before awakening?

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 22:22:45 -0700

What do you do after sleeping and before awakening?

Fart?

Answer to How often do you attend mass or church?

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 22:15:47 -0700

How often do you attend mass or church?

Never...

Answer to How do rabbits' break their own necks? Are they sensitive?

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 22:12:29 -0700

How do rabbits' break their own necks? Are they sensitive?

They hang themselves because they are sensitive ...they get their feelings hurt easily

Answer to How common is it for dogs to eat homework?

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 22:11:03 -0700

How common is it for dogs to eat homework?

Very...

Answer to Will you give the training of fire arms to your children?

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 22:10:17 -0700

Will you give the training of fire arms to your children?

no....That's dangerous...lighting their arms on fire..are you crazy?

Answer to MY BOYFRIEND TOLD ME TODAY IF I LEAVE HIM I WOULD BAG HIM TO COME BACK DO U BELEAVE THAT HE THINK I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT HIM

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 22:09:05 -0700

MY BOYFRIEND TOLD ME TODAY IF I LEAVE HIM I WOULD BAG HIM TO COME BACK DO U BELEAVE THAT HE THINK I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT HIM

Paper or Plastic?

Answer to I have a old girlfriend coming to visit today from Delaware that I haven't seen in 20 years, except on facebook and she will be staying with me for a week - I am alittle nervous, should I be?

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 22:06:13 -0700

I have a old girlfriend coming to visit today from Delaware that I haven't seen in 20 years, except on facebook and she will be staying with me for a week - I am alittle nervous, should I be?

Fuck her for old times sake!

Answer to What would you do if you found a pig in your swimming pool?

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 22:05:18 -0700

What would you do if you found a pig in your swimming pool?

Tell him to get back to the donut shop or arrest the kid next door for selling crack!