Answerbag: Helen of Toys's answers

Answer to If Helen of Troy had the face that launched a thousand ships, and a picture is worth ten thousand words, doesn't that mean one picture of Helen's face should be worth ten million ships?

Fri, 21 Aug 2009 07:04:22 -0700

If Helen of Troy had the face that launched a thousand ships, and a picture is worth ten thousand words, doesn't that mean one picture of Helen's face should be worth ten million ships?

The one I knew worked in McDonalds She had the face that friend a thousand chips!

Answer to What random act of kindness if any did you do for someone this last weekend?

Fri, 21 Aug 2009 07:02:14 -0700

What random act of kindness if any did you do for someone this last weekend?

I just looked up a dear friend and gave him points.......

Answer to Does life sometimes imitate porn?

Fri, 21 Aug 2009 06:35:34 -0700

Does life sometimes imitate porn?

On good days!

Answer to Why are so many people sending me emails on how to make my penis larger? Do they know something that I don't?

Fri, 21 Aug 2009 06:35:21 -0700

Why are so many people sending me emails on how to make my penis larger? Do they know something that I don't?

It is out of proportion to your head!

Answer to I have a pimple ready to pop in the center of my back, will you get it for me?

Fri, 21 Aug 2009 06:34:58 -0700

I have a pimple ready to pop in the center of my back, will you get it for me?

Is it still there?

Answer to Have you ever taken a dump and looked into the toilet with great horror? What was lurking in your bowels?

Fri, 21 Aug 2009 06:34:37 -0700

Have you ever taken a dump and looked into the toilet with great horror? What was lurking in your bowels?

becoming a little bit of an obsession with you Payton!...

Answer to What is a tool?

Fri, 21 Aug 2009 06:34:07 -0700

What is a tool?

YOU should know this one already Payton....

Answer to What is your favorite local hangout?

Fri, 21 Aug 2009 06:33:40 -0700

What is your favorite local hangout?

Bar Vin

Answer to What are all the names used for the vagina?

Fri, 21 Aug 2009 06:32:59 -0700

What are all the names used for the vagina?

Front Bottom.

Answer to Do you want mostly offensive production from your MVP? Must he play for a contender?

Fri, 21 Aug 2009 06:23:17 -0700

Do you want mostly offensive production from your MVP? Must he play for a contender?

NO! He must play for the Yankees......Oh! Same thing! hee hee

Answer to When was the last time you went to a minor league baseball game?

Fri, 21 Aug 2009 06:22:47 -0700

When was the last time you went to a minor league baseball game?

I have only been to the Majors

Answer to Have you ever been whale watching?

Fri, 21 Aug 2009 06:22:00 -0700

Have you ever been whale watching?

Yes. Swam alongside Pilot Whales off Tenerife

Answer to What is the philosophy difference from Nietzsche and Schopenhauer?

Wed, 05 Aug 2009 08:28:09 -0700

What is the philosophy difference from Nietzsche and Schopenhauer?

One stated that the Will to Live is the primary force in every person............ The other disagreed.

Answer to Does free will make sense?

Wed, 05 Aug 2009 08:23:20 -0700

Does free will make sense?

Is that the film about the Captive Killer Whale?

Answer to Do you think life is mapped out for each individual?

Wed, 05 Aug 2009 08:09:25 -0700

Do you think life is mapped out for each individual?

If it is I have mislaid my Compass!

Answer to When someone says "Stick a fork in it its done" Well, just what are you going to stick that fork in?

Wed, 05 Aug 2009 08:08:19 -0700

When someone says "Stick a fork in it its done" Well, just what are you going to stick that fork in?

PAYTON

Answer to I tot i saw a puddy cat i did i did, did you see the puddy cat?

Wed, 05 Aug 2009 08:08:00 -0700

I tot i saw a puddy cat i did i did, did you see the puddy cat?

it wath creepin up on me......

Answer to What does your height say about you?

Wed, 05 Aug 2009 08:06:57 -0700

What does your height say about you?

I am coming through.....

Answer to Can you describe your neighbours in 3 words?

Wed, 05 Aug 2009 08:06:16 -0700

Can you describe your neighbours in 3 words?

Nice Decent Oldies.

Answer to Have you ever been hit by a car? if so how was your whole experience? I think I'm invincible when it comes to car accidents. .

Wed, 05 Aug 2009 08:04:15 -0700

Have you ever been hit by a car? if so how was your whole experience? I think I'm invincible when it comes to car accidents. .

Twice!......(Slow learner.) First time was at 16......broke my knee and 42 stitches later..Oh and ....9 months rehab...I was up and at 'em haha I still laugh.... 2nd time was at 27.....Fractured Ankle I was dancing in only 5 months.....after the intensive physio and about 10...

Answer to My hubby wants to sleep with my cousin, what should i say?

Wed, 05 Aug 2009 07:43:39 -0700

My hubby wants to sleep with my cousin, what should i say?

He is his cousin too RIGHT!

Answer to Do you think I should visit the USA as my next vacation & let the whole wide world know?

Wed, 05 Aug 2009 07:42:32 -0700

Do you think I should visit the USA as my next vacation & let the whole wide world know?

If you do not........You will regret it for the rest of your life.......It is the Land Of Opportunity.....

Answer to To believe that everything happens for a reason or to reason with what it is, that is the question?

Wed, 05 Aug 2009 07:41:41 -0700

To believe that everything happens for a reason or to reason with what it is, that is the question?

and for many.....the Answer too......

Answer to Here is voodoo doll! You can only use it to tickle someone. The person will not know you have the doll. Who is gonna be your victim?

Wed, 05 Aug 2009 07:39:40 -0700

Here is voodoo doll! You can only use it to tickle someone. The person will not know you have the doll. Who is gonna be your victim?

THE DWARFCLOWN HAHAHAHAHA

Answer to Imperial Storm troopers wear armor, yet a single hit from a blaster can kill a trooper. What then is the use of the armor?

Wed, 05 Aug 2009 07:39:04 -0700

Imperial Storm troopers wear armor, yet a single hit from a blaster can kill a trooper. What then is the use of the armor?

A question many in Afghanistan as asking right now........

Answer to Have you ever caught a neighbour watching you...?

Wed, 05 Aug 2009 07:35:12 -0700

Have you ever caught a neighbour watching you...?

YES! But I had to parade FOUR times naked past the window before I was seen!

Answer to List three things you'd buy with your last $20. One practical, one frivolous, and one of your choosing.

Wed, 05 Aug 2009 07:06:12 -0700

List three things you'd buy with your last $20. One practical, one frivolous, and one of your choosing.

An IHOP Sampler Breakfast. A Banana Milk Shake A Lottery Ticket

Answer to What interests men more--gadgets or women?

Wed, 05 Aug 2009 07:03:00 -0700

What interests men more--gadgets or women?

Women with Gadgets from my recollection.....YOU?

Answer to When you travel, do you use a guidebook so that you're well prepared, or do you go without much prior knowledge so that you're surprised?

Wed, 05 Aug 2009 07:02:09 -0700

When you travel, do you use a guidebook so that you're well prepared, or do you go without much prior knowledge so that you're surprised?

NAH! I wing it!

Answer to What's your favorite post-apocalyptic movie?

Wed, 05 Aug 2009 07:01:57 -0700

What's your favorite post-apocalyptic movie?

ZARDOZ!

Answer to What do you think about the anti-tax tea parties?

Wed, 05 Aug 2009 07:00:27 -0700

What do you think about the anti-tax tea parties?

You mean like in Boston when they became traitors to their Sovereign King...They should be hanged.

Answer to What's the hardest part about your job?

Wed, 05 Aug 2009 06:59:06 -0700

What's the hardest part about your job?

Being subordinate to people who are not up to the job and who are are not as smart as me!

Answer to How has technology impacted the quality time you spend with your family?

Wed, 05 Aug 2009 06:57:46 -0700

How has technology impacted the quality time you spend with your family?

YES...I GET TO EMAIL THEM MORE AND SPEAK ON THE PHONE.

Answer to What should one do when getting burned with oil during cooking? It happened to me yesterday--ouch!

Wed, 05 Aug 2009 06:57:05 -0700

What should one do when getting burned with oil during cooking? It happened to me yesterday--ouch!

FIRST do NOT do it again!.......... B) you should have put ice and cold water on it...but as it is too late and you are not going to do it again this advice is redundant. iii) Aloe Vera

Answer to A cheating Wisconsin man was ambushed by his wife and mistresses who lured him to a motel, tied him up and super-glued his penis to his stomach. Too much or is he lucky he didn't get the Bobbitt treatment?

Wed, 05 Aug 2009 06:54:21 -0700

A cheating Wisconsin man was ambushed by his wife and mistresses who lured him to a motel, tied him up and super-glued his penis to his stomach. Too much or is he lucky he didn't get the Bobbitt treatment?

SUPERGLUE! BAH! New fangled ways..........I am a traditionalist like Mrs C.......I would have sewn it onto his stomach and left the needles in his two pin cushions when I finished......

Answer to If I was any better I would be ___________.

Wed, 05 Aug 2009 06:51:46 -0700

If I was any better I would be ___________.

finishing my question

Answer to How do you feel about Paula Abdul not returning to American Idol?

Wed, 05 Aug 2009 06:44:48 -0700

How do you feel about Paula Abdul not returning to American Idol?

I could not care less!...

Answer to What is the fastest thing in the world?

Wed, 05 Aug 2009 06:41:53 -0700

What is the fastest thing in the world?

11 year old virgin in the Southern States with two brothers

Answer to What is too hot, for you?

Wed, 05 Aug 2009 06:39:43 -0700

What is too hot, for you?

THE SPICEY CHICKEN AT CHILLI'S RESTAURANT

Answer to Which accent do you find the cutest?

Wed, 05 Aug 2009 06:38:24 -0700

Which accent do you find the cutest?

American it is just so ..........cutsie and comical......you ALL sound so like FORREST GUMP....AND DO NOT GET ME STARTED ON YOUR SPELLING HAHAHA

Answer to I'm throwing the glove at your feet, we are going to have a duel. Choose your Weapon! :)

Wed, 05 Aug 2009 06:37:00 -0700

I'm throwing the glove at your feet, we are going to have a duel. Choose your Weapon! :)

I choose gloves...........and I think you are one short!

Answer to Do you stereotype without realizing? i sure do at times ;)

Wed, 05 Aug 2009 06:31:19 -0700

Do you stereotype without realizing? i sure do at times ;)

Many of your sort of people do that a lot

Answer to Write me a Poem in 6 lines explaining how you feel right now....

Tue, 04 Aug 2009 07:26:31 -0700

Write me a Poem in 6 lines explaining how you feel right now....

I lack the ambition to answer this, my job is stressful and far from bliss, I feel lethargic and uninspired, my sleep pattern's such I am always tired, This poem? at least I managed to it, And as I reach line six and press 'SUBMIT'

Answer to I like to punctuate my sentences with the word "EXACTLY" when someone agrees with me..and "I KNOW!" When I agree with them. Am I alone.

Tue, 04 Aug 2009 07:20:02 -0700

I like to punctuate my sentences with the word "EXACTLY" when someone agrees with me..and "I KNOW!" When I agree with them. Am I alone.

I agree

Answer to Whip or paddle?

Tue, 04 Aug 2009 03:56:11 -0700

Whip or paddle?

Any implement....As long as it saves my hand...

Answer to Which movie always makes you cry, no matter how many times you watch it?

Tue, 04 Aug 2009 03:54:50 -0700

Which movie always makes you cry, no matter how many times you watch it?

The Alamo......I scream for the Duke to leave but he always stays.......

Answer to When you are in a funk or having a really bad day, what is something you want from your S/O?

Tue, 04 Aug 2009 03:53:52 -0700

When you are in a funk or having a really bad day, what is something you want from your S/O?

A Massage!

Answer to What song would you like to have played at your funeral?

Tue, 04 Aug 2009 03:53:14 -0700

What song would you like to have played at your funeral?

This is it.........

Answer to I have two tickets to the WNBA all-star game. They are upper level seats close to the roof. For you I will give them up for $250.00 each. Does that sound good to you?

Wed, 29 Jul 2009 01:34:30 -0700

I have two tickets to the WNBA all-star game. They are upper level seats close to the roof. For you I will give them up for $250.00 each. Does that sound good to you?

From what you said in another question you are the reason they make money!

Answer to How does the WNBA make money? I'm pretty sure that it's not from fan attendance, considering the games are always fanless.

Wed, 29 Jul 2009 01:33:32 -0700

How does the WNBA make money? I'm pretty sure that it's not from fan attendance, considering the games are always fanless.

I know.......it is like."Why does MacDonalds have a 'Window number 1' No one is ever there!

Answer to Have you ever met a three legged hooker?

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 05:07:07 -0700

Have you ever met a three legged hooker?

Payton........I have told you before.......it is not a third leg......'She' is a MAN!

Answer to Would curtailing imports from China create more American jobs? 80% of products sold in WalMart come from China.

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 08:12:17 -0700

Would curtailing imports from China create more American jobs? 80% of products sold in WalMart come from China.

Where would you get all of those Stars and Stripes flags from so cheaply!

Answer to Do you have a funny airport story? (I once saw someone changing their clothes right in the gate area!!)

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 05:55:19 -0700

Do you have a funny airport story? (I once saw someone changing their clothes right in the gate area!!)

I once saw someone walking towards their newly arrived partner with a Yard and a Half of toilet paper on the heel of their shoe!

Answer to How do you mark your personal property so that no one will take it? I personally like to mark mine by peeing on it.

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 05:53:02 -0700

How do you mark your personal property so that no one will take it? I personally like to mark mine by peeing on it.

oH PAYTON YOU WILL BE THE URINATION OF ME.

Answer to Have you ever gotten into an argument with a person that just can't get over the argument, even after weeks later?

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 05:51:28 -0700

Have you ever gotten into an argument with a person that just can't get over the argument, even after weeks later?

Yes! Even after he had his dentures fitted he never forgave me.

Answer to When was your last un-smooth moment?

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 05:48:42 -0700

When was your last un-smooth moment?

It was after a particularly long Baseball game with too many peanuts hotdogs and not enough liquids......Is that enough information.......

Answer to What is the best optical illusion?

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 05:41:41 -0700

What is the best optical illusion?

I believe this is one of your favourites...It has a boat in it too!

Answer to Do you know what I'm thinking?

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 05:39:20 -0700

Do you know what I'm thinking?

It is not that difficult Payton, BEER, SEX and how much you love George W Bush and not necessarily in that order!

Answer to Does brail only come in one font size?

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 05:37:28 -0700

Does brail only come in one font size?

I know they gave Stevie Wonder a Cheese Grater and he said it was hilarious.

Answer to ...do you receive hand-written letters in the mail?...

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 05:35:13 -0700

...do you receive hand-written letters in the mail?...

YES! Often and I love them!

Answer to Would you smack a priest for 500 dollars?

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 05:33:44 -0700

Would you smack a priest for 500 dollars?

I think most charge a Candy Apple for a Spanking..

Answer to What causes a thunder?

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 05:32:57 -0700

What causes a thunder?

God moving the furniture

Answer to Do you have a big adam apple?

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 05:31:36 -0700

Do you have a big adam apple?

Nope! Or an large Eve Pair...

Answer to When was the last time you shared something with someone? What was it?

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 05:16:15 -0700

When was the last time you shared something with someone? What was it?

a TENDER MOMENT!.........

Answer to I have to turn my bedroom light on and off twice before I can go to sleep- do you have any weird rituals?

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 05:14:57 -0700

I have to turn my bedroom light on and off twice before I can go to sleep- do you have any weird rituals?

They should employ Nurses with OCD so they could wash their hands more often and we would not have MRSA and C.DIFF

Answer to Are you good at hiding your feelings when you have to?.. why or why not

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 04:38:33 -0700

Are you good at hiding your feelings when you have to?.. why or why not

.........Guess......

Answer to Do you know a person with strange political views?

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 04:37:13 -0700

Do you know a person with strange political views?

PAYTON

Answer to Should e-bay be sued for having a monoply on on-line auctions?

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 04:18:23 -0700

Should e-bay be sued for having a monoply on on-line auctions?

Why? I love second hand Board games.......I purchased Risk, Monopoly and Pictionary from EBAY!

Answer to If you had an endless amount of money, what would be the most exotic item that you would purchase?

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 04:17:22 -0700

If you had an endless amount of money, what would be the most exotic item that you would purchase?

Kalifornia

Answer to What is YOUR definition of a patriot?

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 04:17:05 -0700

What is YOUR definition of a patriot?

I believe it is a Anti Missile Missile

Answer to What state in the US has the worst economy?

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 04:16:22 -0700

What state in the US has the worst economy?

KALIFORNIA

Answer to Do you think that AB is more opinions then facts?

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 04:16:01 -0700

Do you think that AB is more opinions then facts?

YES! But that is only my opinion

Answer to Is it supposed to rain today?

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 04:14:34 -0700

Is it supposed to rain today?

You are a sage! It is raining here.......

Answer to Have you ever had sex with somebody after knowing them for 30 minutes?

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 04:13:22 -0700

Have you ever had sex with somebody after knowing them for 30 minutes?

You mean a long term relationship?

Answer to Has the NBA lost all it's credibility as a legitimate sport?

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 04:12:31 -0700

Has the NBA lost all it's credibility as a legitimate sport?

Oh Just have points.....

Answer to Is there anything that you’ve never told me but want to tell me now?

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 04:12:10 -0700

Is there anything that you’ve never told me but want to tell me now?

No.......You know I think you are strange.

Answer to If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59 at birth but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 04:11:50 -0700

If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59 at birth but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?

The baby has one leg!

Answer to Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 04:11:22 -0700

Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?

I know it is a bummer if one of them is gay.......

Answer to When a pregnant lady has twins, is there 1 or 2 umbilical cords?

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 04:10:49 -0700

When a pregnant lady has twins, is there 1 or 2 umbilical cords?

Does she have three Belly Buttons or is it just a Big Navel Display

Answer to Do you have a big mouth?

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 04:08:15 -0700

Do you have a big mouth?

No......But it works twice as fast as most peoples.....

Answer to Have you ever visited a famous museum?

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 08:26:42 -0700

Have you ever visited a famous museum?

The Holocaust Museum in Washington DC

Answer to It is DwarfClown's birthday! Want to blow up some balloons and have a party?

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 08:25:06 -0700

It is DwarfClown's birthday! Want to blow up some balloons and have a party?

Many Happy returns DC x

Answer to What kind of a hunter are you?

Wed, 01 Jul 2009 05:54:08 -0700

What kind of a hunter are you?

I am a COUGAR!

Answer to Who helped get you through it?

Mon, 22 Jun 2009 06:19:35 -0700

Who helped get you through it?

jack Daniels

Answer to Does "moving on" always mean you are moving forward?

Mon, 22 Jun 2009 06:17:21 -0700

Does "moving on" always mean you are moving forward?

Yes....It is always forward....It just may not seem like it to you for a while....

Answer to Best Stones song there is?

Mon, 22 Jun 2009 06:16:06 -0700

Best Stones song there is?

Paint it Black

Answer to Why do cats always sit on me? Not just my cats but all cats at anyone's house I visit. Is it a smell I am wearing? I am not really a big believer in woo-woo stuff like having "cat positive energy" or whatnot. Is there a scientific explanation?

Mon, 22 Jun 2009 06:13:52 -0700

Why do cats always sit on me? Not just my cats but all cats at anyone's house I visit. Is it a smell I am wearing? I am not really a big believer in woo-woo stuff like having "cat positive energy" or whatnot. Is there a scientific explanation?

There are many technical and scientific reasons as to why this phenomenon happens, but what it all boils down to is you smell of a combination of Cat Litter and Tom Cat Piss.

Answer to Clogs, flip flops or sandles on a warm day?

Mon, 22 Jun 2009 06:05:46 -0700

Clogs, flip flops or sandles on a warm day?

Sandals.

Answer to What do you suppose the first act of friendship was among humans?

Mon, 22 Jun 2009 06:04:52 -0700

What do you suppose the first act of friendship was among humans?

The gift of points......

Answer to Can you name something that makes your dog bark?

Mon, 22 Jun 2009 06:03:36 -0700

Can you name something that makes your dog bark?

Her larynx

Answer to Do you ever have one of those nights when every question seems to be about sex, even if that's not the asker's intent?

Mon, 22 Jun 2009 05:59:27 -0700

Do you ever have one of those nights when every question seems to be about sex, even if that's not the asker's intent?

Damn that moistens me...

Answer to How often do you think "change" makes things better?

Mon, 22 Jun 2009 05:44:19 -0700

How often do you think "change" makes things better?

If we are talking Socks or Underwear....EVERYTIME! Hi Rosie

Answer to A man is found hanged in his garage, with a pool of water under his feet. He definitely did it himself, wasn't murdered or helped by anyone. There's no chair or anything, so how did he get high enough off the floor? (Sorry it's a bit grim!)

Mon, 22 Jun 2009 05:42:14 -0700

A man is found hanged in his garage, with a pool of water under his feet. He definitely did it himself, wasn't murdered or helped by anyone. There's no chair or anything, so how did he get high enough off the floor? (Sorry it's a bit grim!)

He jumped from the rafters and pissed himself upon breaking his neck.

Answer to How high is a china man?

Mon, 22 Jun 2009 05:41:17 -0700

How high is a china man?

Yes he is. Mr High has worked for us for three years.

Answer to What's the most creative way you can finish this 'poem': Roses are red, Violets are blue...?

Mon, 22 Jun 2009 05:39:52 -0700

What's the most creative way you can finish this 'poem': Roses are red, Violets are blue...?

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue God Made Me Pretty What Happened To you? roses are red violets are blue st. Valentine was beheaded and you should be too Roses are Red Violets are blue I was offered a fuck but demanded two!

Answer to The Red Sox are 7-0 Against Yankees in the Spring of 2009, what will this mean come the Fall?

Tue, 16 Jun 2009 09:36:10 -0700

The Red Sox are 7-0 Against Yankees in the Spring of 2009, what will this mean come the Fall?

That the Red Sox fans will have the satisfaction of knowing that they had a good run of results against the eventual league winners.

Answer to I'm old enough to remember ___?

Tue, 16 Jun 2009 09:30:09 -0700

I'm old enough to remember ___?

I am very happy for you.

Answer to What is the best picture you have ever taken (picture if you have it)?

Tue, 16 Jun 2009 09:22:08 -0700

What is the best picture you have ever taken (picture if you have it)?

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Answer to What do you do when you feel like your s/o doesn't even see you as an s/o anymore?

Tue, 16 Jun 2009 08:54:04 -0700

What do you do when you feel like your s/o doesn't even see you as an s/o anymore?

Move on.............HE ALREADY HAS!

Answer to What is the stupidest thing to do while your on vacation

Tue, 16 Jun 2009 08:52:22 -0700

What is the stupidest thing to do while your on vacation

WORK