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If Helen of Troy had the face that launched a thousand ships, and a picture is worth ten thousand words, doesn't that mean one picture of Helen's face should be worth ten million ships? The one I knew worked in McDonalds She had the face that friend a thousand chips!

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What random act of kindness if any did you do for someone this last weekend? I just looked up a dear friend and gave him points.......

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Does life sometimes imitate porn? On good days!

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Why are so many people sending me emails on how to make my penis larger? Do they know something that I don't? It is out of proportion to your head!

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I have a pimple ready to pop in the center of my back, will you get it for me? Is it still there?

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Have you ever taken a dump and looked into the toilet with great horror? What was lurking in your bowels? becoming a little bit of an obsession with you Payton!...

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What is a tool? YOU should know this one already Payton....

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What is your favorite local hangout? Bar Vin

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What are all the names used for the vagina? Front Bottom.

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Do you want mostly offensive production from your MVP? Must he play for a contender? NO! He must play for the Yankees......Oh! Same thing! hee hee

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When was the last time you went to a minor league baseball game? I have only been to the Majors

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Have you ever been whale watching? Yes. Swam alongside Pilot Whales off Tenerife

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What is the philosophy difference from Nietzsche and Schopenhauer? One stated that the Will to Live is the primary force in every person............ The other disagreed.

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Does free will make sense? Is that the film about the Captive Killer Whale?

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Do you think life is mapped out for each individual? If it is I have mislaid my Compass!

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When someone says "Stick a fork in it its done" Well, just what are you going to stick that fork in? PAYTON

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I tot i saw a puddy cat i did i did, did you see the puddy cat? it wath creepin up on me......

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What does your height say about you? I am coming through.....

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Can you describe your neighbours in 3 words? Nice Decent Oldies.

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Have you ever been hit by a car? if so how was your whole experience? I think I'm invincible when it comes to car accidents. . Twice!......(Slow learner.) First time was at 16......broke my knee and 42 stitches later..Oh and ....9 months rehab...I was up and at 'em haha I still laugh.... 2nd time was at 27.....Fractured Ankle I was dancing in only 5 months.....after the intensive physio and about 10 Hydro-cortisone injections... What part of Steel meets Flesh and Bone do you not get?

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My hubby wants to sleep with my cousin, what should i say? He is his cousin too RIGHT!

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Do you think I should visit the USA as my next vacation & let the whole wide world know? If you do not........You will regret it for the rest of your life.......It is the Land Of Opportunity.....

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To believe that everything happens for a reason or to reason with what it is, that is the question? and for many.....the Answer too......

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Here is voodoo doll! You can only use it to tickle someone. The person will not know you have the doll. Who is gonna be your victim? THE DWARFCLOWN HAHAHAHAHA

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Imperial Storm troopers wear armor, yet a single hit from a blaster can kill a trooper. What then is the use of the armor? A question many in Afghanistan as asking right now........

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Have you ever caught a neighbour watching you...? YES! But I had to parade FOUR times naked past the window before I was seen!

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List three things you'd buy with your last $20. One practical, one frivolous, and one of your choosing. An IHOP Sampler Breakfast. A Banana Milk Shake A Lottery Ticket

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What interests men more--gadgets or women? Women with Gadgets from my recollection.....YOU?

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When you travel, do you use a guidebook so that you're well prepared, or do you go without much prior knowledge so that you're surprised? NAH! I wing it!

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What's your favorite post-apocalyptic movie? ZARDOZ!

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What do you think about the anti-tax tea parties? You mean like in Boston when they became traitors to their Sovereign King...They should be hanged.

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What's the hardest part about your job? Being subordinate to people who are not up to the job and who are are not as smart as me!

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How has technology impacted the quality time you spend with your family? YES...I GET TO EMAIL THEM MORE AND SPEAK ON THE PHONE.

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What should one do when getting burned with oil during cooking? It happened to me yesterday--ouch! FIRST do NOT do it again!.......... B) you should have put ice and cold water on it...but as it is too late and you are not going to do it again this advice is redundant. iii) Aloe Vera

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A cheating Wisconsin man was ambushed by his wife and mistresses who lured him to a motel, tied him up and super-glued his penis to his stomach. Too much or is he lucky he didn't get the Bobbitt treatment? SUPERGLUE! BAH! New fangled ways..........I am a traditionalist like Mrs C.......I would have sewn it onto his stomach and left the needles in his two pin cushions when I finished......

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If I was any better I would be ___________. finishing my question

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How do you feel about Paula Abdul not returning to American Idol? I could not care less!...

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What is the fastest thing in the world? 11 year old virgin in the Southern States with two brothers

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What is too hot, for you? THE SPICEY CHICKEN AT CHILLI'S RESTAURANT

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Which accent do you find the cutest? American it is just so ..........cutsie and comical......you ALL sound so like FORREST GUMP....AND DO NOT GET ME STARTED ON YOUR SPELLING HAHAHA

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I'm throwing the glove at your feet, we are going to have a duel. Choose your Weapon! :) I choose gloves...........and I think you are one short!

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Do you stereotype without realizing? i sure do at times ;) Many of your sort of people do that a lot

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Write me a Poem in 6 lines explaining how you feel right now.... I lack the ambition to answer this, my job is stressful and far from bliss, I feel lethargic and uninspired, my sleep pattern's such I am always tired, This poem? at least I managed to it, And as I reach line six and press 'SUBMIT'

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I like to punctuate my sentences with the word "EXACTLY" when someone agrees with me..and "I KNOW!" When I agree with them. Am I alone. I agree

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Whip or paddle? Any implement....As long as it saves my hand...

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Which movie always makes you cry, no matter how many times you watch it? The Alamo......I scream for the Duke to leave but he always stays.......

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When you are in a funk or having a really bad day, what is something you want from your S/O? A Massage!

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What song would you like to have played at your funeral? This is it.........

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I have two tickets to the WNBA all-star game. They are upper level seats close to the roof. For you I will give them up for $250.00 each. Does that sound good to you? From what you said in another question you are the reason they make money!

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How does the WNBA make money? I'm pretty sure that it's not from fan attendance, considering the games are always fanless. I know.......it is like."Why does MacDonalds have a 'Window number 1' No one is ever there!

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Have you ever met a three legged hooker? Payton........I have told you before.......it is not a third leg......'She' is a MAN!

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Would curtailing imports from China create more American jobs? 80% of products sold in WalMart come from China. Where would you get all of those Stars and Stripes flags from so cheaply!

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Do you have a funny airport story? (I once saw someone changing their clothes right in the gate area!!) I once saw someone walking towards their newly arrived partner with a Yard and a Half of toilet paper on the heel of their shoe!

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How do you mark your personal property so that no one will take it? I personally like to mark mine by peeing on it. oH PAYTON YOU WILL BE THE URINATION OF ME.

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Have you ever gotten into an argument with a person that just can't get over the argument, even after weeks later? Yes! Even after he had his dentures fitted he never forgave me.

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When was your last un-smooth moment? It was after a particularly long Baseball game with too many peanuts hotdogs and not enough liquids......Is that enough information.......

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What is the best optical illusion? I believe this is one of your favourites...It has a boat in it too!

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Do you know what I'm thinking? It is not that difficult Payton, BEER, SEX and how much you love George W Bush and not necessarily in that order!

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Does brail only come in one font size? I know they gave Stevie Wonder a Cheese Grater and he said it was hilarious.

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...do you receive hand-written letters in the mail?... YES! Often and I love them!

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Would you smack a priest for 500 dollars? I think most charge a Candy Apple for a Spanking..

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What causes a thunder? God moving the furniture

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Do you have a big adam apple? Nope! Or an large Eve Pair...

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When was the last time you shared something with someone? What was it? a TENDER MOMENT!.........

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I have to turn my bedroom light on and off twice before I can go to sleep- do you have any weird rituals? They should employ Nurses with OCD so they could wash their hands more often and we would not have MRSA and C.DIFF

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Are you good at hiding your feelings when you have to?.. why or why not .........Guess......

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Do you know a person with strange political views? PAYTON

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Should e-bay be sued for having a monoply on on-line auctions? Why? I love second hand Board games.......I purchased Risk, Monopoly and Pictionary from EBAY!

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If you had an endless amount of money, what would be the most exotic item that you would purchase? Kalifornia

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What is YOUR definition of a patriot? I believe it is a Anti Missile Missile

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What state in the US has the worst economy? KALIFORNIA

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Do you think that AB is more opinions then facts? YES! But that is only my opinion

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Is it supposed to rain today? You are a sage! It is raining here.......

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Have you ever had sex with somebody after knowing them for 30 minutes? You mean a long term relationship?

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Has the NBA lost all it's credibility as a legitimate sport? Oh Just have points.....

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Is there anything that you’ve never told me but want to tell me now? No.......You know I think you are strange.

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If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59 at birth but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on? The baby has one leg!

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Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts? I know it is a bummer if one of them is gay.......

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When a pregnant lady has twins, is there 1 or 2 umbilical cords? Does she have three Belly Buttons or is it just a Big Navel Display

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Do you have a big mouth? No......But it works twice as fast as most peoples.....

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Have you ever visited a famous museum? The Holocaust Museum in Washington DC

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It is DwarfClown's birthday! Want to blow up some balloons and have a party? Many Happy returns DC x

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What kind of a hunter are you? I am a COUGAR!

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Who helped get you through it? jack Daniels

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Does "moving on" always mean you are moving forward? Yes....It is always forward....It just may not seem like it to you for a while....

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Best Stones song there is? Paint it Black

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Why do cats always sit on me? Not just my cats but all cats at anyone's house I visit. Is it a smell I am wearing? I am not really a big believer in woo-woo stuff like having "cat positive energy" or whatnot. Is there a scientific explanation? There are many technical and scientific reasons as to why this phenomenon happens, but what it all boils down to is you smell of a combination of Cat Litter and Tom Cat Piss.

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Clogs, flip flops or sandles on a warm day? Sandals.

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What do you suppose the first act of friendship was among humans? The gift of points......

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Can you name something that makes your dog bark? Her larynx

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Do you ever have one of those nights when every question seems to be about sex, even if that's not the asker's intent? Damn that moistens me...

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How often do you think "change" makes things better? If we are talking Socks or Underwear....EVERYTIME! Hi Rosie

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A man is found hanged in his garage, with a pool of water under his feet. He definitely did it himself, wasn't murdered or helped by anyone. There's no chair or anything, so how did he get high enough off the floor? (Sorry it's a bit grim!) He jumped from the rafters and pissed himself upon breaking his neck.

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How high is a china man? Yes he is. Mr High has worked for us for three years.

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What's the most creative way you can finish this 'poem': Roses are red, Violets are blue...? Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue God Made Me Pretty What Happened To you? roses are red violets are blue st. Valentine was beheaded and you should be too Roses are Red Violets are blue I was offered a fuck but demanded two!

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The Red Sox are 7-0 Against Yankees in the Spring of 2009, what will this mean come the Fall? That the Red Sox fans will have the satisfaction of knowing that they had a good run of results against the eventual league winners.

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I'm old enough to remember ___? I am very happy for you.

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What is the best picture you have ever taken (picture if you have it)? _________________0____________ _______ _________________00___________ _______ ________________0000__________ _______ _______________000000_________ _______ ____00_________000000_________ _00____ _____0000______000000______000 00_____ _____000000____0000000___00000 00_____ ______000000___0000000_0000000 _______ _______0000000_000000_0000000_ _______ _________000000_00000_000000__...

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What do you do when you feel like your s/o doesn't even see you as an s/o anymore? Move on.............HE ALREADY HAS!

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What is the stupidest thing to do while your on vacation WORK

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If asked, could you think of one good thing Adolf Hitler did? Not Hitler himself......But the the Nazi Germans did invent.... Volkswagen KdF computer, invented by Konrad Zuse 1941. Jet plane in 1939 by Heinkel Flugzeugwerke. The first manned rocket flight in 1945 (unfortunately it lasted only some seconds and pilot Lothar Sieber died) Nazi doctors, in line with their campaign for public health were the first to write a major scientific paper...

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Do you think they should stop "hassling" the Hoff? Leave the Hoff alone.....He is the Dwarfclowns hero Dagnabbit

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John Wayne would have been 100 this year was True Grit his finest film? The Searchers.....Horse Soldiers....Sons of Katie Elder..Then True Grit, The Quiet Man and Rooster Cogburn......

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Who would you rather fight a guy in a wheel chair or a blind guy? Blind guy........some of those wheelchair guys have really strong arms........Unless it was Professor Stephen Hawkins...His wife beats the crap out of him regularly.....But there again, I would not want to fight that Blind Guy in King Fu he was a nippy little guy....

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Is it harder to give or receive? IF YOU MEAN ANALLY....IT IS HARDER TO RECEIVE.....

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Have you ever told your landlord, "Kiss my ass!" when the rent was due? Are you making him an offer?

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What is your favorite scene from the movie "Tombstone"? Curly Bill: [takes a bill with Wyatt's signature from a customer and throws it on the faro table] Wyatt Earp, huh? I heard of you. Ike Clanton: Listen, Mr. Kansas Law Dog. Law don't go around here. Savvy? Wyatt Earp: I'm retired. Curly Bill: Good. That's real good. Ike Clanton: Yeah, that's good, Mr. Law Dog, 'cause law don't go around here. Wyatt Earp: I...

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Tombstone: great movie? or greatest movie? Great Movie...... Kurt Russell is so underrated.....(See Costners Dog of a performance to compare!) Val Kilmer was the definite Doc...Brilliant......but Sam Elliot.....and Michael Biehn too... Stellar performances......Even down to Robert Mitchum doing th voice over narrative......and Frank Stallone! Powers Booth....Oh yes indeedy it was a great film.

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What is the spelling of "life" for you? I just checked on google I think you got it right.....

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Chastity Bono, Sonny & Cher's daughter, has announced that she thinks of herself as a man and is undergoing a sex-change operation. Will she have a more difficult time being accepted as a man or less difficult time because of her celebrity parents? Cher is as close as it gets anyway!

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What do you do to relieve tension? Put a drop of washing detergent on the surface.

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If Own McDonalds What Would You Change On The Menu? I would put meat in the burgers.....

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What does it mean if a guy keeps looking quickly at your mouth when he talks to ya? oh and Big lips or small? He is partially deaf and lip reading......... NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! THAT IS PERSONAL!

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What song do you currently have stuck in your head? Gloria Estefan "Rhythm Is Gonna Get You"

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Is Brittney fit to raise kids? Do you think she will teach them how to spell......

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In the event of an emergency, please _________________. Post another blank question

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Are you easy as a Sunday morning? I AM NOT EASY thankyouyverymuch

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Do you have to have a point to have a point? What's the point. This is pointless

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What fruits and vegetables are in season where you live? Have you incorporated them into your recipes? Strawberries and No

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Today I went to work with two different shoes on my feet! Has that ever happened to you? Was Nursey not around to help you dress!!

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What did you think of Conan O'Brien's debut as host of the Tonight Show? Did not Arnie star in that film?

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Which is more important--saving for your child's education or your own retirement? me parents nevr safed me any money and it never stopped me be learned stuff.

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Are Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt the most annoying couple ever? OMG!!! Who are they again......You Yanks are so parochial!

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What is the difference between the American regional styles of barbecue, like North Carolina, Memphis, Kansas City, Texas, St. Louis, and Chicago? I believe it is the part of the Animal they eat.........The further South you go the more of the extremities they eat.....

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Do you like adding Crystal Light to your bottled water? I have no idea what it is but it sounds yummy......

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'Kung Fu' star David Carradine has been found dead in a hotel in Bangkok, Thailand, according to his manager today. What was your favorite movie or role by David Carradine? I loved him in Kung Fu and wanted to be like him........now I find he cannot fight his way out of a Wardrobe I am so disappointed.....

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What's your favorite 'guy comedy' of recent years--Old School, Dodgeball, Superbad, The 40-Year-Old Virgin, Anchorman, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, Knocked Up, or Blades of Glory? To be honest..........none of them really 'Do it' for me......

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how can i enlarge my penis,plz suggest me? Add more dough

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What is Hubble's law? Hubble's law describes the observation in physical cosmology that the velocity at which various galaxies are receding from the earth is proportional to their distance from us.

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What is the Hubble constant? Hubble's law describes the observation in physical cosmology that the velocity at which various galaxies are receding from the earth is proportional to their distance from us. But you knew that didn't you!

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I say potato you say_______? Take your medication

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Have you ever cum during a lap dance? No, It is quite tiring and anyway, just a job.

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Which song describes your personality best?? ;) Lord it's hard to be humble....

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Was singing sensation Susan Boyle driven mad by the media? No she was borderline retarded before the show....They never noticed amongst all the other try outs!

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Should sports stars be able to invite people back to their rooms? Why not? It never did Mike Tyson any harm

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Why is it when a man cheats he is a pig and dog who can't keep it in his pants but if a woman does it it is automatically assumed it is because the man she cheated on was not treating her right? Well the alternative is that they are worthless Sluts....So lets go with the guy taking the blame for a while huh!.

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Exactly how should a man treat his woman? With Antiseptic Cream

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Have you ever seen or come close to meeting Michael Jackson or his children? All over the papers this weekend they are no more his than I am!....

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Does Joe Dolce really speak with an Italian accent? Joe Dolce was born in Painesville, Ohio USA and has lived in Australia for many years. So YES! hahaha

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Whatever happened to Go West? They went South

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I don't understand why these two questions have been adjudged to be duplicates of each other. Is it a lack of intellect on my part that I don't understand? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/427164/, http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/461245 They do not bother to check them and are too lazy... Like this one... 'How are you feeling right at this moment..." Judged to be the same as 'What are your emotions' All the comments and points passed over....It is why so many are not posting questions....and will eventually be the death of AB!... Let it slide....no one cares...

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Shoudn't the Carradine family try to be quiet and make this shameful and embarrassing masturbation/death matter instead of lashing out at the Thais? I believe it was David lashing out at the Ties...

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How do you buy ear pearsing guns, and is it cheep? I would buy a Dictionary first....

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Does any part of your body hurt right now? Left Elbow but it is improving daily!

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Everybody wants __________ . an end to these fill in the blank questions...

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What's the strongest of all the martial arts? Krav Maga...

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What do you prefer?kiss or a hug? Kiss....it gets the juices flowing..

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I have a date with a homeless girl this weekend. What should I expect? Expect her to stop over!....

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I am entering the Amy Winehouse clinic for alcohol and drug rehab tonight. Do you think that I will get good treatment? You should be back on both very shortly...

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I think we're alone now! Are you afraid? I somehow believe we will never be alone Payton, with all those voices you carry around with you..OH! Plus 'Little Payton'

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Have you ever thought of becoming a nudist? Payton went to a nudist camp once.....he said it was OK but the first three days were the hardest....

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I'm having a picnic at my house this Saturday--you're invited. Do you have a good recipe for baked beans? Always use FRESH! I never open the can until 15 minutes before the first guest arrives.....

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Susan Boyle appeared on the Oprah show yesterday. Do you think it was necessary to add subtitles to Susan's conversation? Why not the other way around for Susan's sake? When Johnny Cash wrote 'A Boy named Sue' bet he never thought he would be on TV

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How can people go to a prostitute and risk getting a disease that can get spread to wife/husband and family? Who is sleeping with the Wife Husband AND family! That is disgusting

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When was the last time that you said "I don't normally do this, but I need the money"? Have you heard that phrase a lot lately Payton?

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I like to play a game when I watch the news. It's called "what if George Bush did that". So if a story about something that Obama did, would it be different if GW did the same thing. Do you ever play that? I play a variation on the game Payton it is called "WTF Didn't George W Bush do that!"

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How do you like it so far? It will do until you die or someone better comes along.

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Does anyone have a convincing argument for or against crop circles made by humans? Crop circles hit by man's suicide Paul Obee Mr Obee was found dead in his car A slump in the number of crop circles appearing in Wiltshire is due to the death of one the region's enthusiasts, a fellow crop circle maker has said. BBC NEWS Paul Obee, 33, of Horton, near Devizes was found dead in his car on 5 May on a remote country track near Erlestoke. Speaking outside the...

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Is Chavez correct when he says that Comrade Obama is even further left then he is? LMAO I shall return to put this negative right when I can .....

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I have a problem in my leg and makes me walk funny, this makes me very shy at the time of approaching any girl. i want honest answers please. do girls mind if a guy has a physical problem when they look at guy like a potencial partner ? what is the first That is not the sort of 'limp' that puts women off!....

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_______ makes me shy! Cocounts

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Do you think you're funny? Who am I to say NO! One voice against the World...

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I know this is a really basic question, but something that I've never understood: How do you say "I do/n't like you" in Spanish? Can you use 'gustar'? My mex ex said 'me gustas' but my books say he's wrong and no se como se dice: 'I don't like you'. I find that speaking loud and slow and putting an A or an O on the end of each word will get you by in Spanish..Comprehendo?

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Why don't you see any 'How Not To' books? They are in the Statutes....

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If people could hear your thoughts, how much would it change who they think you are? They would Arm themselves.....

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What is the name of a famous Captain? Captain_________. Fill in the blank. Andtennile

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As a consummate entertainer, whom do you think is/was the best there ever was(so far)? Dean Martin!

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Can you think of a song about an imaginary place? Somewhere Over The Rainbow

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Do you like the petname your S/O has for you? Dream Crusher has a ring to it....

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Have ever milked a cow and she knocked you off your chair into cow poop? loll..now, that is fun at 5am in the morning! I stopped going to Parties like that and cleaned up...Seek professional help...12 Steps...

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About what aspect or thing in your life are you the most smug? My Modesty....

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Have you ever been on a hayride? (different than a ride on the hay!) Yes.....It was boring slow and uncomfortable...

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The buzz word now is "sustainable"--sustainable maps, sustainable materials. What does it mean? Your agony... Sustains Me.....Stewey Family Guy

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Has a hot-air balloon ever landed at your house or near it? We had one land this morning, about 1/2 a block away. One flew over so low the pilot quielty asked if any others had passed as he was in a race!...I replied NO and then with a blast....they rose and drifted away....And that is a fact....he was no more than 30 feet above the house...

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Have you ever watched the show, Deadliest Catch? Yes! They all caught Crabs....I bet their wives gave them Hell!

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When is it okay to ask about past lovers? When you are the dominant One...

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Do you visit travel Web sites on your computer at work? YES INDEEDY!

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Are you a cougar or a cougar hunter? MILF

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Is it wrong to hose grandpa down when he's sniffing the dog's butt? Urinating on your Grandpa is plain wrong! I told you that last time....

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What's the best bait and switch ever? Candy and a Fly Fishing Road makes and excellent Switch.... WAIT! What are you fishing for!

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Would you rather that I call you Mommy or Daddy? Call my Mommy or Daddy but give me my clothes back I want to go home.....and your Candy is awful...

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There are many versions of what the 7 natural wonders of the world should be ... the Grand Canyon, Mount Everest, Victoria Falls, etc. What or who would you like to add to that list? (serious or humorous) The Great Pyramids of Dolly Parton The Leaning Tower called Hoff

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Who would win in a fight, Foghorn Leghorn or Daffy Duck? I Say I Say I SAY Hold on there boy! FOGHORN WOULD WIN IT....

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What is wrong with this report? No W

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I think the Polar Bear is the cutest of all the bears, I just want to hug them all. Which bear do you think is the cutest? Hair Bears

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What comes to mind when I say "rich"? Curious Individuals.........Never date One!

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How far can you drive a golf ball, on your best day? About 300 miles.......BUT THEN I NEED A REST BREAK AND TO REFUEL.

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A 25-year-old Egyptian man cut off his own penis to spite his family after he was refused permission to marry a girl from a lower-class family. Did he show them or what? That settled it nicely. It is Darwins theory of evolution....

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What Do Voices in Your Head Tell You Right Now? THAT WE ARE DOING OK

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Ladies, do you like it when a guy goes commando? You mean come at me with a Dagger or Rifle?

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Which cell phone would you recommend and why? Nokia for the Battery Life

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Do you think AB could ward off Alzheimers by keeping the mind active? This is my third request please fix my Washing Machine.

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What do you add to your Shepards's pie? The letter H. I also vary slightly in that instead of and A, I use a small e for flavour.

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Who do you admire on AB? You little amusing one.......Mrs Cleaver...Payton....Ripple.....Ed the Science Dude.......Oh all my friends really.......

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Do we go directly from conscious to unconscious, or is there some 'grey area' in between? DEPENDS ON THE SEX SESSION.......

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In Massachusetts, it is illegal to go to bed without first having a full bath. What are the silly laws where you live? 1. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast is legally the property of the King; the tail, on the other hand, belongs to the Queen - in case she needs the bones for her corset.

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Which other hollywood actor do you think would have done justice to the character of Wolverine if not Hugh Jackman? Kevin Costner.......The Part demanded someone of his ...talents....

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Name a famous Frank. Lin Mint

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What comes to mind when I say "MUSIC"? There may be trouble ahead.............But while there's Moonlight and Music and Love and Romance.....

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To British people: Do you find American accents annoying? NO! Certainly not!.......John Wayne sounded fantastic and the rest are hysterically funny......And please! Do not get me started on the spelling! hahaha

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If you were to enter Brittians got talent what would you do? First I would try to find out where Brittian is....

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How's the future lookin'? imminent

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Is there something you would never reveal to anyone under any circumstance (except maybe on AB)? They can always trace you and we do not have a Statute of Limitations in the UK.......Take it to the grave....

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For people who are attracted to beautiful eyes: What makes them attractive to you? They are the windows to the Soul

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First thing that comes to mind when you hear the word "strawberries." Hats made of Dry Wheat Stalks

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Do I have to repeat myself? Cum again?

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I cant pronounce words that have a "b" followed by an "r" (br, eg brown). Besides speech therapy how can i fix this? Try saying Bwanaha

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Why can't a lot of English people pronounce the letter "R" in the middle of words? With a little practice, it's easy! Oh they can Bob! You are an Arse.......see!

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If you could hear other people's thoughts, would you use it to help yourself or to help others? When I want their opinions and thoughts I beat it out of them

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Can nudism to be obligatory? (I've seen a sign at some beaches) A lot of Spa and Resorts in Europe and many beaches it is mandatory.

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Im depressed and wanna kill myself Remember...........Down the line not across the tracks....

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Can we just do a nobody does any points but just says goodbye to DreAnna? Farewell!

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So...are you happy or sad that Barcelona beat Manchester United on the Champion League final? The best team won!.......PLUS It was nice to see the smugness wiped from Ronaldo Evra and Fergusons faces!...

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How well can the average child cook? Over a medium grill with plenty of Marinade they do quite well.......

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Have you noticed that think, posh British accents sound Austrian? Yes Arnie Sounds like Prince Charles!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats with the pronounciation of names such a Cholmondley ('chumly) and St John (Sinjen) ?? Is it really a way for the Brits to be able to tell who is 'U' or 'Non-U' (what the ehck does the U stand for anyway?) what the heck does ehck stand for?

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Americans: can you fake a British accent? You mean like Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins!

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Can you fake any accents? Life is like a box of chocolates.......I wrote that just like Forrest Gump

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Have you ever heard of Dag's Bar and Grille? No! But I saw two guys looking for the Clitoris Bar and grill, they gave up after two hours....

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What could never ever be possible? Cancelling a Readers Digest Subscription

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I find it funny that those that don't believe in god are only middle of the road when it comes to IQ. All the greats, Steven Hawkins, Einstein, even Darwin all admit that there has to be a god. Why are Atheist such small thinkers? http://brainz.org/50-most-brilliant-atheists-all-time/ Interesting reading.......

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Can you tell the sex of a person by the quesions they ask or answers they give? I DO NOT THINK SO........Although it makes me moist thinking you could........

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Will you join me in congratulating Chief Wanbli, the second member ever to reach Illuminati (100th) level of answer bag? A big YAAAAY for the Chief! Congratulations Chief!.......I would have said 'Was there any doubt!' but then I have seen your early answers and would have to say yes! LMAO

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What makes you feel younger? They say it is a chemical imbalance.....whatever it is..it is SO wrong paedophilia should never be condoned.

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What does sucess actually smell of? The Sea........ Oh Wait.........No the C

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Adam Lambert, runner up of American Idol Season 8, was asked to be the frontman of the group Queen. Do you think he should do it or just venture out on his own? Lowest viewing figures ever for the final.....They had better not engineer next seasons or the format will die!.. Oh! Go on his own into oblivion....

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What is the opposite of a "pet peeve"? A Feral One.

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The legacy of the British Empire: Is this all the British abroad are capable of now? See link: http://travel.uk.msn.com/inspiration/gallery.aspx?cp-documentid=14930374 . No, They are also capable of Great Heroics in Iraq and Afghanistan.....

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What's a zinger? A KFC Burger

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Do guys make passes at girls who wear glasses? Are you kidding! Guys just love sex with girls that wear specs....

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Do you know what's it's like to be without electricity for four days? Weeks at a time.....It makes you appreciate it...

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When you call in sick at work (but you're not actually sick), do you speak normally? or you try to sound unwell? I rang in and told my Boss I was really sick...he said HOW SICK! I said I am in bed naked with my brother..

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Are you sick of Heterophobia? is that the Ancient Rome series on HBO? It is so protracted and the performances so wooden..

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Saudi girl, 8, divorces 50-year-old husband, what do you think? Why was this allowed! She is far too young to know whether she should Divorce or not...I think her parents have been sticking their noses in.....

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What would the least popular food vendor in the food court at the mall serve? (be creative) Not for me thanks!

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What's your passion? If you don't have one, that's cool; I've never had one either. Yes you do Bob........and WE BOTH KNOW IT..........

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Do you have a friends request right now? Yes! Mrs Cleaver she disappeared from my list! I Want her back!...

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Have you ever been bitten by a seal? No but I blew one once.........

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What is your first name backwards? Mines giarc. Please do not call me backwards I am just a little slow.

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Was Frank Sinatra the best singer of his generation? yes....

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Can you describe your life in two words? Improving Nicely

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Do you think Bryan Ferry would have made a good James Bond? King of Cool

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What actual mob figure was Vito Corleone loosely based on in The Godfather? Piers Morgan.....

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Why is table tennis so popular around the world, but not in the US? PING PONG

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Why is marijuana illegal, while alcohol is a much more deadly drug? In a dope Ring.....You would be head dope,.....

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Is is their any legal significance to the Declaration of Independence? NO! You are Traitors....

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Who is the most objective newscaster/commentator? is this important....

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Babe Ruth or Michael Jordan? Ruth

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Who was the person most responsible for the Modernist movement in the arts? I do not care but want you to have points...

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Can LSD be helpful on the path to self-awareness? So typical for an Orange to ask that!

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Who is the most objective newscaster/commentator? Who cares.......

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When's the last time (if ever) were you disrespected in public? It was not my last time......It was His....

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You are so___________________? fucking lucky that they allow these questions now....time was when it got you a ban!

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How long can you last in the ring against a woman scorned? A Lifetime.........HERS.......

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Change your _________ regularly. What word (s) can you use in the blank to complete the thought? Partner

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My School's Song was the Notre Dame Victory March with a few words changed. What was you school's song? Horst Wessel

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Have you ever been to the house of the rising sun? It has been the ruin of many a poor boy....

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Change your _________ regularly. What word (s) can you use in the blank to complete the thought? TAMPON

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There was a time............? everyone on AB had to complete a question.....

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Ready for the Penguins to win the Stanley Cup this time? No I am only 42 there is not enough years left in my life...

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Can you describe life of Native Americans in USA? HOW!

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Do you donate money to hobos? I wish I could say NO......But I do...

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Do Women Just Care About Money and Looks? NO! WTF! What do you think we ARE!...... If you have Money.....we do not care a fuck what you look like! We are not shallow!

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What is your favorite song that not sung in your native language? Star Spangled Banner...

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Men...you wake up and you have woman boobs...what do you do? Send them back!

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Can a person get rid of their adam's apple? Would it affect breathing? YES! The Ladyboys in Thailand have it done all the time...

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Are you adapted for "survival for the fittest?" I am WELL fit!

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Do flames burn, or is it the heat produced? WOW! Hot stuff

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There's someone in my parent's cybercafe who really stinks. We don't want to offend him, but customers are complaining, what can we do? Post a message."Never heard of soap and water you stinky twat!"

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What's your opinion on World War 2? Was it nessecary? Great question and it deserves to be up on the board again! xx Oh! YES.....the answer is YES....

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Is there software you've bought that just sits in a box on your shelf? What is it? WINDOWS FOR MAC

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They have invented a Spray that makes a Man last SIX times as long (See link)......Who wants to go 'at it' for minutes anyway? I asked Payton about this....He says it is called..Miller Light..

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The White House is going to Honor Stevie Wonder with a Library of Congress Award. What are your thoughts? I saw it coming....

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How long till Newfoundland isn't newly found anymore? You should visit Old Zealand ......What a Shithole!

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Have you ever been chased by cops? YES! On Foot: In Torquay, A TOWN IN DEVON UK.... All along the seafront....until a kindly drunk rugby tackled the Policeman! In Poole....Dorset UK...I ran into the sea and swam into the night!....haha By car Once outran and escaped Once...pulled over...and cautioned!..no charge... The History of my involvement with the Police...not with the dark side of the force....

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Our good friend Bacchus made Maestro , who wants to toast to the one I just boast? WELL DONE THAT MAN!.....AND OF COURSE CARBON FOR POSTING IT

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Is salmon the other pink meat? Is this a Vaginal question...sometimes I get it wrong and end up in the PB

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Am i stupid by letting bullies upset me and then cutting because i am so down No! Weak.

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I lost my keys in my house somewhere, and i haven't been able to find them for a couple of months, and i have no spare! Do you have any ideas of places i could look that maybe i just didn't think about? i'm desperate. otherwise i wouldn't be asking this. Pin the Devil!

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What's the funniest graffiti you've ever seen? The painters work was all in vain The shithouse Poet strikes again!

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Who should you never get into a fight with? Anyone who is going to be alone with your food!

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Is this like deja vu all over again? Is this a duplicate question Payton?

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Does anyone know where colt went to? NO! NOR THE GREAT RIPPLE or WTHING8

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Is it wrong that I sleep with a stuffed Jon Bon Jovi doll? I think it would be an improvement on your last partner.....

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Can we can ewe? I feel sheepish answering this......Do not Ram the answer down my throat

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Who heads the WHO? used to be Pete Townshend

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Every state age of consent is different, What the age in your state and do you agree what the age is? In the whole of the United Kingdom the age of consent is 16. No one pays any attention to it. We have the highest rates of teenage under age pregnancy in Europe!

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Are you sprung? No WIRED!

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We all want to be like a certain person when we was younger...so who you wanted to be like? My DAD!

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Whats somethings bad to say on a first date? I am not expecting a fuck but I want oral OK!

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What type of seasonings do you like on your food? Salt and Pepper

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Whats your favorite thing to do in your spare time....besides go on answer bag. Read, Masturbate, Watch TV, Walk, Masturbate

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Whats a great way to start a overall budget of all my finance? I want to start controlling every aspect of my money? Stop spending money on trainers!

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Do dogs have dreams and if so what do they dream about? what about fishes? They dream about chasing rabbits.....I am not sure they dream about fishes........

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What gets rid of vodka on your breath? Whisky

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What is the first step? The beginning of a journey of a thousand miles.....

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Why smile? If I do not..........I may burst!"

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Which is more important to you: Your own happiness, the happiness of others, or overall happiness even if it requires that you are somehow "less" happy? As I have gotten older. I find I cannot have one without the other..........

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Happiness is? never having to explain your actions.

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Whats ebonix? I think it was part of that whole Sound of Philadelphia Movement in the late seventies.......General Abraham was the lead singer.

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How come British people can't pronounce aluminum? Well, the word is ALUMINIUM and the Language you speak of is ENGLISH.....(Hint in the Language name as to who invented it!) How many Americans can even spell Colour...or Favourite.. But then I think you made it up spellingwise the way you Colonials do...

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What color were the cap and gown at your graduation? We do not wear caps and gowns in the UK unless it is University and then it is always a Black

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How often do you "look back" on your life? Not very often. I prefer to live in the moment nowadays.....I sleep better..

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Do you really need me? I am not a needy person....

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Do you know someone who has eyes that are two colors? David Bowie has two different coloured eyes..... Payton has a Jap Eye and a Brown one...

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My gf and i were having sex and she was riding me, after awhile she slowed down, stopped and started jerking me off, after a min. i asked why she was stopping (orgasm, tired, hurt) and she didn't answer, laid down and looked at me upsettly. what cud it be She may want to rejoin the herd....

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What is a good trippy game Finding Mrs Cleavers wackiest past answer!

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Pilot Tapes Getting Oral Sex In Air: Should his license be revoked? Or at least have his Joystick Pulled....

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How do you deal with someone with a lack of follow through? Laxative FIRST then an enema

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How well do you dance??? do you dance to your natural beat or do you follow instruction? (ex. new dance moves, reggae, break dance etc..lol) I can bust some moves.........

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How good are you at following instructions? Not as good as I am at giving them.......

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Did John Wayne Gacy make you afraid of clowns? no! John Wayne Bobbit made my Husband afraid of clowning around!

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I just found out that our very own funny man, TheJoker, reached level 50--Sage!!! Let's celebrate his accomplishment by having a drink in his honor. Cheers!!! Well Done JOKER MAN!

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Pick a card, any card. What card did you pick? It says HAPPY BIRTHDAY?

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On which video game do you think you have spent maximum time? Medal of Honor!

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Name the best anime song. Do you mean Anime Winehouse?

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What kind fo sheep did david herd What atrocious grammar and spelling...."What type of Sheep did David hear!"

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Good Morning! Whats for breakfast!? LOL! Eggs........I prefer mine unfertilised! Go make the coffee NOW

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To all Americans, do you have Chav's? If not do you have something similar? oh! Just been pointing up some old stuff again!...

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Is punching someone in the dark a victimless crime? I prefer the term Unsolved!....

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Are you capable of 'lucid dreaming'? yes! It is a knack but i can decide what I want to dream about, where when what...the time age and in the morning it is so real I feel I lived it....

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If you could have go-go-gadget anything (eg. arms), what would you have? Bionic Arms....

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Bright light, especially sunlight makes me sneeze. I dont understand why, does anyone have an answer? (It's not hayfever) You are allergic to the Sun.....Partial Vampire...

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I had a BCG jab in November & the areas still red & itchy..... this aint right is it? Yes....It is normal.....but this was months ago..stop whining....

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There's a girl in my office sporting a fairly obvious 'tash, she's gotta be able to see it, why wont she shave it off? Are you sure it is not just nasal hair grown very long and parted in the middle? Ask her out!....The oral will be mind blowing!

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First thing that comes to mind when I say "Guns and Roses"? Paytons sure fire pick up technique...

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My wife just looked on my email and read some banter with one of my baseball players moms, that carried on a little to far. It could have gone sexual but in my opinion it didn't. I was joking with her. MY wife thinks it did. What do I do, to fix this I think you struck out!

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What is something that is worse to spill other than milk? A Full Diaper

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Do girls envy male's penis Why! When you can have one whenever you like!

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Why do pirates now a-day have no honor left? I mean I admired the olden pirates but now the new pirates have machine guns. They have sadly lost all there honnor. What do you think? I found a Somalia cruise package that departs from Sawakin (in the Sudan) and docks at Bagamoya (in Tanzania). The cost is a bit high but it seems well worth it. What I found encouraging and enlightened is that the cruise is encouraging people to bring their own high powered weapons along on the cruise. If you don't have weapons you can rent them right there on the boat. They claim to...

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What is one life lesson that has always stuck with you? Care to share it? Careful how you treat people on the way up.....you will meet them on the way down.......

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Dreams or nightmares last night? Andy: "Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last night. I dreamed I was with twelve of the most beautiful chorus girls in the world. Blondes, brunettes, redheads, all dancing in a row...naked....just waiting to have sex with the lead dancer..." Doctor: "Hold it, Andy. That doesn't sound so terrible." Andy: Oh yeah? In the dream, I was the third girl from the...

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Would you fox-trot in a chicken house? At the BBQ I would do the Char Char with them!

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What gives you the trots? Indian Takeaways

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What makes you get into it? A Shoe Horn!

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What do you think about those "all natural" women who have more hair on their legs than you do on your head? You mean Kentuckians?

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Have you ever felt like you're really losing it & been worried about what you might do? Several times........a day....

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Is it my imagination or is AB having more technical problems than it used to? hahahahahaha YOU have an imagination Joker?.... It has been shit for a while now! lol

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A celebrity on radio recently said the word 'bitch' in reference to a female dog. The shows presenter had a bit of a spaz & apologised to the point of grovelling, do you think censorship in the Uk has gone too far? A LOT OF STUFF HERE HAS GONE TOO FAR....

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Who would win in a fight between Bill Gates & Stephen Hawkins? THE HAWK....His chair is like the BATMOBILE!

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For some reason my office block smells abit fishy today & I've got no idea why. Does your workplace smell odd & why? Sounds like a Urinary Tract Infection!

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Does anyone on AB know the band 'Rocket From The Crypt'??? (I'm aware that they've disbanded) NOPE but have the points anyway!

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As a child I was told that religion was about love, compassion, forgiveness etc. As a historian the lesson seems to be that religion is about hate, exclussion, discrimination. Is this discrepancy due to falability in the message or the messanger? A little of both!

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If God made humans in his own image..... then who the hell's image did he make Neanderthals in, technically they're a different species after all? also how come Humans possess Neaderthal DNA, just something I was discussing last night. Careful the Religious nutters will come for you!....Just pointing up some of your old questions to get them noticed! hahaha

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Quote "Cheerleaders are dancers..... gone retarded!" fair or unfair? FAIR! LOL

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How do you win at roullette Own the Casino.....

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I "cheated" on my boyfriend of 6 years AFTER we had been broken up for 6 weeks AND he had spent the past year mulling over whether or not to marry me. Now we're trying to work things out and he doesn't know if he can get over that 1 weekend. what can I do Nothing.....you have done quite enough.....It is over...you just have not realised it yet...but the Cancer will eat this away.....you had better start looking for another...and try to behave next time....this boat has sailed...

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About 1 yr ago my boyfriend left me, 2 wks later I was dating another guy he and now we're getting married in August. I just found out my that my ex is getting married, I can't help but think that he's getting married just because I am. Is that crazy? You are going to have to move on, find happiness, great sex, fulfilment and live your life to the full....He already has.....

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Can a fish get seasick? Well...actually.......A GERMAN scientist has discovered that fish get SEASICK and can go very green around the gills. Stuttgart zoologist Dr Reinhold Hilbig studied the effects of weightlessness in water as part of research into how humans are affected in space. Forty-nine fish in a mini aquarium were sent up in a plane that went into a steep dive, simulating the loss of gravity...

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How much will it take? It will stretch a mile before it tears an inch!....

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Would you be a pirate? Who will serve UNDER me....... Sign Up Below you Swabs.....

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A U.S. soldier opened fire at a counseling center on a U.S. base Monday, killing five fellow soldiers before being taken into custody. Do you think lengthening and repeated deployments were a cause? It is a peculiarly American Phenonomon.....

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I'm baking a white tin loaf...any suggestions for what to top it with? Poppy Seeds!

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Have you ever had to use the bathroom during a storm but held it because you were worried about being stuck on the toilet when something bad happens? NO! SHIT HAPPENS!

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In how many states have you had sex. For me, it's four. Let me see..... Confusion Tiredness Drunkeness Drugged Bound Delirious Concussed Asleep

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Who would win this obvious contest...Enzyte Bob or Chuck Norris Chuck...There is no such thing as Evolution, just things Chuck lets live!

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Why do I keep gravitating to the ABers with very hihg rankings? Is it their incredible intelligence or mine? WOW you must mean the way they spell High....

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Did you know: If everyone in the world sent you one cent you would be a 66 milionaire? See a Penny pick it up....and all that day......you will have a Penny...

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How can you experience a second Teusday of the week? I have. Spelling it differently helps.....

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I always wear green on thursday..wierd? YES! You should wear green on a Wednesday!

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When you ask..."You know what they always say"...who are "They"? 'They' are watching you Dude!

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These are for Helen of Toys.. Can there be only one sud? Do cobs make cobwebs? I only just discovered this!.....I am just pointing up some of your old questions!..... Someday your life is going to pass before your eyes. You might as well make it worth watching.

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Have you ever seen a blue rabbit? ACTUALLY YES!

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My friend wishes to know the current value of her Princess Diana Commemorative Wedding Coin & Queen's Siver Jubilee Coin. What is each coin worth, today? WHAT IT WAS WORTH WHEN SHE BOUGHT IT.....nothing.

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What food goes best with champagne? King Prawns....

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Other than soup, what would YOU put in a bread bowl? Bread....

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"I guess you're up a creek with no paddle!", is the answer. What is the question? "Hey you in the Canoe with the Shit all over your hands...."

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Who's you favourite clown? Dwarfclown! Funny Lady

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What is the last thing you delegated to someone else? I thought I told you to answer this one?

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What is your favorite kind of tea? PG Tips......OF COURSE!

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How do you mastrobate your boyfriend Wrap his Dicktionary in your hand

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What comes to mind when i say kiefer sutherland? His Dad was BRILLIANT in Animal House....

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What's your favorite lesbian love song? Joan Armatrading: The Weakness in Me

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Can a girl be satisfied with a 5.5 inch penis? Any girl with a 5.5 inch penis should see a surgeon, I believe they might be a male!

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Why are guys so conserned about theyr dick size? Blondes......Dontcha just love em!

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For everyone... Do you prefer skinny or plump? Depends on what we are talking about.....BUT.... generally..and Mrs Cleaver will tell you..GIRTH does it over length!

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How do I stop liking a girl? You spelt it wrong..and you stop when you are told!!

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Mac OS X Leopard or Windows Vista? xp but get a MAC

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How do you like your hoildays? Long Haul........

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Sun Tzu, military strategist, c.544 BC- 496 BC (author "The Art of War") once proved his command ability by decapitating two favored concubines of the king of Wu for giggling when given a command! Don't you think a hard "slap" might have worked too? Oh yes........Women should be given a hard slap for giggling...........

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We can't all be right, but can we all be wrong? LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I GIVE YOU .....GEORGE W BUSH!

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Do you skin your grapes before you eat them? I stomp on them, ferment them for a while and drink the residue!

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Do you like those Yankees? YES! I LOVE 'EM

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What should you never ask from your Mother? Hey MOM.....Is that smell coming from Dad........SMEGMA?

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Do love and passion come hand in hand? If it ends up on my hand I wash it off.

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Are you happy in your relationship right now....... YES! VERY!

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Put your top three Gladys Knight and the Pips Songs in order. Midnight Train to Georgia So Sad the Song Neither One of Us........

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Can you save the last dance for me Sorry...My card is already full and the last dance is ALWAYS saved......

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Are there actually any cultures where it's considered good manners to belch loudly after a meal? Arabic

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What electronic techological advance from 1980 on has actually made you happier or your life better, and how, instead of just busier or more constantly “on”? Toothbrush

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Who out there dreams (or used to dream) of going to school in your pajamas, forgetting your locker combination, or being late for school? I have, all three. Freudian!

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If baseball is America's pastime, what are the national pastimes of other countries in the world? Football.....

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What’s the stupidest tourist attraction you ever wasted time on? (eg, North Cornwall’s Largest Wad Of Chewing Gum) They built this in Horsham West Sussex. It fills slowly with water...rises to about 15 feet and the the water pours out and it falls.....THAT IS IT £50,000 or $72,000 Waste of money outside a MacDonalds. It looks like a giant Vagina.

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Why did they gang up on you? On their own they stood no chance....

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Do you like to listen birds singing? Only numbers by Frank Sinatra.....Plus the ones near here only whistle.

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Do diamond cutters use sharper diamonds? ...Or Viagra....

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Happy Mothers Day, what will you do for your Mom today? It is not Mothers Day in the UK but I rang this morning and chatted for an hour anyway!

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I want to buy a laptop and have no idea what brand is good, what is a good one up to $1000? HP Make great laptops if you cannot streth to an Apple Mac

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What would you like to say to the AB staff? The least said the better.........

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Weareallhypocrites is now a maestro. Who would like to join me at a party in his honour? w00t t00t! Congratulation W.A.A.H! Way to go!....

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Helen of Toys reached Level 50! Join me is wishing her Happy Mothers Day! Many thanks to you Green Hornet! I shall return when I can to point you up! (LOL)

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As far as likable superheroes would you prefer Superman circa(1978) or the new Superman circa(2007)? 1978!

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How far would you go to just to embrace another person? 4000 miles.

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My pet peeve is hair in my brush/comb. What's yours? You have Pet Peeve! CUTE!

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Clean shaven or the hairier the better? Smooth, like Silky the Silkworms Silk Pajamas....

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Do you need to loose weight when your thighs start rubbing together when you walk? hahaha

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Is it wrong that after work I prance around in the nude? Is it even worst if I said that I like it? You are a Teacher right?

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What is the kinkiest thing that you have ever been asked to do? Did you do it? I believe most of them were from you! So NO!

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Who is the biggest celebrity jerk alive? Piers 'MORON' Morgan

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What's the most that you have ever won playing the lottery? $300

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What is prince albert in a can? Ring a ding ding...

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People from the left side of the aisle always boost that they are the most open-mined. If this is true why are they always the ones to shout down, throw a pie at or protest someone that they don't agree with? Hat seeing you with Zero's!

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What are some famous or infamous fires from history? The Great Fire of London!

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Has it gotten to my head yet? Judging by your questions and answers the IT in question is Oxygen and the Answer is NO!

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Will you merry me? I believe it involves a feather Boa

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Is it true that Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic? .....and has a Stars and Strips painted on the side...

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Why do you keep denying my love? BECAUSE! What you propose doing is illegal in all but 5 Southern States....

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Would you rather be a deep sea diver or an astronaut? Done the Deep Sea.....would like to try space!

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If ignorance is bliss, are you orgasmic? No..I use my Head....

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Are you proud of your will power? Is this a question about your Pecker power Payton?

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Which little one of God's little creatures you wish He would not have made? Rats.

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If you felt that there was an attraction and flirtation going on between your SO and another person, how would you deal with it? Painfully.....

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Sex...do you like it nasty or nice? Oh! I think you can guess Science Dude......

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Did you ever want to be a "Beverly Hillbilly"? Jane Hathaway (played by Nancy Culp) I could SO Play that part!....

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Have you turned that frown upside yet today? You mean BOTOX

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What do you think I'd like least about you? My Superiority Complex....(It is a great one too!, far better than most!)

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Can you name a band or a song that perfectly describes your life? LORD IT'S HARD TO BE HUMBLE.....

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Have you ever been abducted by aliens? TWICE........AND THE BASTARDS NEVER PROBED ME ONCE!

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Timjon is now a sage. Who would like to join me at a party in his honour? WAY TO GO!

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What is your recipe for Italian beef (for sandwiches)? Got the Munchies there Mrs C?

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What's the best way to remove sticky gunt from the sole plate of your iron? STICKY GUNT What the Heck is THAT!

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Is AB paper or plastic? The medication still working!!

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Does anyone else know why they build the shore so near the ocean? The stuff from which Swami's and Guru's are made! Take the pills Mrs C.

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Do you have a neighbor who seems to copy whatever you do? Do you have a neighbor who seems to copy whatever you do?

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Do you get a lot of wrong numbers? Can you believe you ASKED that question! lol

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What's the last compliment you gave? All THAT for $25!!

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What's another word for thesaurus? Painful Rectum

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Los Angeles Dodgers star outfielder Manny Ramirez tested positive for performance-enhancing drugs and was suspended for 50 games. Too many or not enough? (Statement from Manny on first answer.) Lying Cheat!

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What is a scent, smell, or fragrance that reminds you of your mother? Charlie! Tweed and Chanel No 5

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What do you prefer being spanked or being tickled? Oh! I AM A SPANKER!

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I just had a wonderful salad for lunch with mixed greens, chicken, feta cheese, walnuts, dried cranberries, and raspberry vinaigrette. What did you have for lunch? Love the new Avatar!......I had a Baguette today Sausage and Salad with Mustard! Lovely

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Would you like to ride in my...?(complete this) Little Red Corvette!

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Can you guys join me in congratulating Moonchild for reaching the level of Maestro? I hear she's conducting this coming weekend:) Sorry I am late.......WELL DONE THAT MAN!

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When you wake up tomorrow is there one thing you will be exited about? Leaving....

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What evidence is there that human sexuality is Genetic...? I know it is in my JEANS

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Who has or had a really nice old fashioned toaster as an avatar? I know Mrs Cleaver has Toast as her Best friend.....

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Did you give anyone a compliment today? What was it? Did anyone compliment you? Yes! I said "Hair looks nice......did you come in on a motorbike?"

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Would you feel perfectly comfortable being nude in front of your best friend? I have no concerns about nudity in front of anyone!

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What is a law that you absolutely hate? The animal sex one......it is so ridiculous.....

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Have you ever been caught between the moon and New York City? I know it's Crazy, but it's twoo!

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What's your favorite movie featuring Paul Newman? Slapshot!

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What hill are you king or queen of? My Empire of Dirt....

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What can you tell me about the Civil war? The Roundheads Won.....Which gave us Parliament and democracy....It was the RIGHT thing to do....and the right side won.

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How do you usually dress everyday? dress to impress, comfortably, whatever is clean, or maybe a certain color? I wear a dressing gown....

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The smell of gasoline: Love it or hate? I love it....especially in the morning...it smells like.....VICTORY!

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How do you eat watermelon--cut it up in pieces or eat it by slice? Legs wide open and without Panties.......I find it keeps the Flies of the Watermelon....

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Who are the best all-around basketball players? If they are all round.. they would be Spherical....

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How do you like your hoildays? Long Haul!

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Are you home today? YES! Today is a BANK HOLIDAY (MAY 4th) IN THE UK!

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David Hasselhoff was rushed to an L.A. hospital for alcohol poisoning Saturday. His daughter Hayley found him unconscious on the floor of his home. 7th time over the last few yrs! What will it take for him to stop drinking? Oh! Trust you to ask this..I KNOW what a BIG Hoff fan you are DC.

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Mom's, would you prefer a Mother's Day gift that was bought or one that was homemade by your child? I made my Mom a complete wreck....Get me the wool, I will make you one!

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Everyone keeps me on hand, I've ever to labor bent; but twist me about and then I'm only an ornament. What am I? Finger - fringe.

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What occupation seems to attract the strangest people to work in? The Police Force.

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Do dyslexics have more nuf? ah ah ah ah

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I need someone really bad. Are you really bad? I am Worse than BAD.

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Should you sweat the petty things or pet the sweaty things? It is illegal to do what you do with Pets in some States...

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What is your favorite 'change a lightbulb' joke? How many Men does it take to screw in a lightbulb ONE! Men will screw anything

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What's your favorite Microsoft joke? How things would be different if Microsoft would be located in the Southern States 1. Their No. 1 product would be "Microsoft Winders". 2. Instead of an hourglass icon you'd get an empty beer bottle. 3. Occasionally, you'd bring up a window that was covered with a Hefty bag and some duct tape. 4. Instead of "Yes", "No", or...

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Can you give us a text approximation of the most annoying noise you make? Ugghhghhgggghhhhhhh (Low and deep)

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♣ Can you describe your vehicle in one word? ♣ Fast.

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Don't you just hate it when some weasel comes along and steals your great idea years before you thought of it? I was going to post this question Jim you thieving bastard!

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Would you join me in congratulating our very own crime fighter, Britt Read, in achieving the rank of Professor? Well done! Well Well, their is obviously hope for us all! Professor! Gadzooks! Whatever next Payton a Swami! Well done!

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Uriel Jones just died.......he appeared in more Top Ten Records than Elvis and the Beatles combined.....can you name one of them..... Second That Emotion!

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What celebrity suffers most from 'Tanorexia' (a compulsive need to be tanned)? I left an answer earlier but it has gone! Valentino the Designer!

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You are on a cruise ship being chased by pirates. Given a weapon, could you/would you shoot at the pirates? Yes, All I would require is Ammunition and a supply of Sandwiches....

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I'm thinking about auditioning for the Chippendales, what should I do to prepare for the audition? Bring Polish.

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When is big bad? Hemorrhoids.....

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What is your greatest skill? I can tie a knot in a Cherry Stalk with my tongue.

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Have you ever played strip poker with more people that you don't know then that you know? YES! But I then got to know them, but now..I don't

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Are you a sexual person or it's not that important to you? VERY IMPORTANT

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Why do the Europeans riot at their sporting events? We are Good at it....It is a Tribal thing.

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What is your brand? Callaway!

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How do you really know thats a fart? The difference is lumps.

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What is your opinion of the Huffington post? I have none either way but do not like seeing you with Zero's lol

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Which Hugh Jackman movie is your favorite--Australia, The Prestige, The Fountain, X-Men: The Last Stand, Van Helsing, Kate & Leopold, X2, or X-Men? Kate and Leopold.

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What do you do when you're ticked off by another AB'er? You don't want to fight, but need to vent OR find ways to move along. Any tips? (thanks, Debtahals) I let it go. This site has more than it's share of morons, but I spent three weeks in the Penalty Box for answering back. The Administrators can everyone, so it is pointless.

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If you were to open up a restaurant of your own, and money was no object, would you open an upscale one or a casual one? Casual but smart.....I would want people to come to relax and enjoy it.

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What's the last thing you crafted, constructed or created yourself? A Pasta Meal of Meatballs Spaghetti Tomato and Basil Sauce.....with Mushrooms!

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What is your home page for your internet browser? GOOGLE Home page.

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When was the last time you had to speak in front of a group? How did you feel? I do it regularly, I have not had a problem with it for years. It is just a matter of training. I have spoken to groups over 150 without repetition, hesitation, deviation or repetition.

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What was the Defense Department thinking wanting a photo-op (with the back up Air Force One) right around the site of the World Trade Center catastrophe? I think it was a disgrace. Someone's head must roll for that. I cannot believe that no one thought to warn the people of NY. I would have bee terrified!

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Which film character played by Matthew McConaughey is your favorite--David Wooderson, 'Dazed and Confused', Jake Brigance, 'A Time to Kill', Steve Edison, 'The Wedding Planner', or Ben, 'How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days'? I saw his brother working on a Texas Oil Rig! Jake in a Time to Kill.... although I preferred him in Sahara. But I know that was not an option so I will not mention it.

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In your opinion, who gets the dubious title of Mr. or Mrs. Irrevelant 2009? Peter Andre and Jordan!....

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Would anyone like to join our favourite talking head, The Man They (usually) Call Payton in a party in his pit to celebrate his newly aquired title of GURU? AHA! The Man who would be Payton makes Guru...there is surely hope for us all! Congratulations my Beer Swilling friend!

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What happens if Handel flies of the handle? He will have to go Bach to anger management.

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What celebrity suffers most from 'Tanorexia' (a compulsive need to be tanned)? Valentino the fashion designer!

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What would you do with the power to see 2mins into your future? (See: NEXT starring Nicholas Cage) No I would not see Next with Nicholas Cage in it.

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I just came into a large quantity of lead. Can you recommend a good alchemist? No..But I believe the local Church roof is now leaking!

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How would you feel if someone online asked you to send them a nude photo of you? Deja Vu

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Do you think Oscar De La Hoya did the right thing in retiring at age 36? YES! He was finished as a fighter and his best was behind him.

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If you could pick between the superpowers of flight or invisibility, which would you choose? Invisiblity.....For I would soon have enough money to buy my own Jet! What a great little question this is DC!

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What is worse? Ignorance or apathy? Who Kares!

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If I ruled the world the first thing Id do is_______ (and why) make every day the first day of spring....

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Do you believe that there’s a place or plane of existence where we’ll someday be reunited with our deceased loved ones? If not, do wish there was? No and Yes.....

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I wonder if "extenuating/mitigating" circumstances ever changes one's words and actions? You don't like someone...you attack whenever you can. You discover this person lost a loved one and is fighting a terminal disease. Do you still hack and slay? Yes...Once battle commences....it is never over until it is OVER!

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Name an actor or actress who you think has far too much attitude? Kevin Costner

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Can you name a famous fish? Eric

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♣ Fill in the blanks .. ___________ irritates me. ♣ Your question is actually my whole answer...

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What was a phrase that was used when you were growing up that showed the sign of the times? Assume the Position!

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I think if people had ridiculed Hitler instead of taken him seriously then Hitler would have been rendered impotent and eventually left the world stage before he could do any harm. Is ridicule a good way to defang a snake, before he/she strikes? OF COURSE HE GASSED MOST OF THOSE THAT LAUGHED AT HIM......

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What's the greatest risk you would take to win something? DEPENDING ON THE STAKES......MY LIFE.

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I have been spat on, kicked at, peed on and pooped on, yelled at and ignored...but I am not offended by any of this...what do you think I was doing? Are you a Boston Red Sox Fan?

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How about an award for honesty? The guy/gal who says "I screwed up bigtime...no one's fault but mine.. I take full responsiblity and blame no one but me"? How often do you hear that? Doesn't that deserve an award, medal, title, something? Depends how many died as a consequence of his actions....Plus....it is only a Guilty Plea...

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April 20, 2009 is the 10th anniversary of the deadly school violence at Columbine High School, in Colorado. Who do you blame for school violence? Guns do not Kill People.......BULLETS DO!

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Would you like to stroke my puppy? My Pussy would not like it....

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Danny Gokey--do you prefer him with glasses or without? Depends on the glasses.....He looks a little like Robert Downey Jnr. to me.....I seem to always get these question so right!

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OJ Simpson "distraught" about missing the funeral for his younger sister because he's serving a nine to 33 year sentence for robbery and kidnapping. Do you think he should have been given special permission to attend his sister's funeral? Enough people have had to attend funerals BECAUSE of Simpson......He should stay inside.....

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How many people are in the room with you right now? Not a Soul.....I am all on my lonesome!

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Besides your S/O, who has seen you completely naked? It runs into hundreds.....long story!....

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What is the recommended ceiling height of badminton courts? As high as the 1st serve that can be, but practically about 25 feet high. and then add a further 8-10 feet for lighting space, etc. So in total a 33 ft height (10m). HOWEVER..... There is no mention in the Laws of badminton, of a minimum height for the ceiling above the court. Nonetheless, a badminton court will not be suitable if the ceiling is likely to be hit on a high serve.

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What would you do if you woke up and someone you didnt know was in your bed? It does not happen anymore...I stopped drinking and frequenting those bars!

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What's the worst song that could be played at a wedding reception? Torn between two lovers....

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Why are we called Americans and not United Statians or something like that? You are not! You are known in the Rhyming Slang as Septics..... Septic Tanks....=YANKS

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a Balrog? There is no such thing as Evolution....just those things that Chuck Norris allows to live.

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What does God do at Mysterious Ways? Moves

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So...just where did you meet that white trash hoe? Payton gave me her Number!

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We're meeting for the first time in person, but I am shy.....What would you do to "break the ice"? Drink up..don't talk...let the Rohypnol do it's work.

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Do you think God has favorite sport teams? Boston Red Sox Without a shadow of a doubt!

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Have you ever considered going to a pyschic? I went once.....When I got there, the sign on the door said "Had to pop out due to unforeseen circumstances!" After she returned.....She looked at my Palm......then started to laugh hysterically....I slapped her hard.....I go to Court on Monday....For Striking a happy Medium!" I might be psychic......my Panties say Medium!

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What is it like to sky dive the very first time?s A fantastic amazing and life altering rush!.....

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Do you dream (while awake) and if you do what do you dream about? Sleeping

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Why are guinea pigs awesome? They are not so good Grilled.....but I find it is because they absorb the Stock.

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Why don't people fear me? Well you find that there are going to be two types of answer....One will be "You should not make people afraid of you, but welcome and love you Fear is a negative force" etc. etc. And then those that know you that will tell you the truth......you are a twat...harmless affable and slightly retarded..but a twat all the same.....It might be best for your own self confidence to listen to...

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Do you think you have control over fear? Yes.....I know I have. It takes training and willpower but I know with a certainty I have....

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WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND WANT TO BE CELIBATE AFTER 4 YEARS,AND WE WHERE HAVING SEX DURING THOSE 4 YEARS? Sounds like he has caught an unpleasant STI

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Name something inside a rehabilitation center. Owen Wilson

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A person does not have low self-esteem, but other people are always putting him/her down. What is this called? A Deluded Loser.

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Name a King? Wan and Fu

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The 1st anniversary of my sister's death is coming up. We will put flowers at her grave. What things do you do to commemorate such a date? I always raise a glass to the fallen.....however they passed.

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Can you give me an example of sarcasm? What a fantastic question this is.....

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If you could change one rule in whatever sport you choose, what would it be? Designated Hitter......I stand with the NL and feel it has no place in Professional Baseball

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Are there any non-humans honored with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame? I know a few who have been ON the Stars but are washed off by morning!

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What's your favorite movie featuring a journalist in a prominent role? Ace in the Hole with Kirk Douglas.......... Powerful stuff.

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Congratulations to nunya for reaching no.1 and the runners up. im sure you will agree this is really hard work? Well Done Nunya!

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What's your favorite book or TV series by Julia Child? She never made it over the Pond so I have never heard of her...BUT I have looked her up so know she was a cook!....

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Are you rooting for Chelsea or Liverpool in the quarterfinals? Well, as a Neutral now.......I would like Liverpool to really thrash them.....

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Am I your new hero? You both know I AM!

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Yes I stole your panties last night, would you like to buy them back? After YOU have been wearing them for 12 hours! NO THANK YOU!

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Who is the worse actor Kevin Costner or Harrison Ford? Why? It would be a harder question if it was Costner and a bag of wet sand....

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Do you feel guilty when you irrationally dislike someone? NO! I trust my instincts.....

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What is the first thing you think of when you see this picture? (click the link below) Belt is too High!

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What's the worst smelling part of your body? Sie Sind Willkommen

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How friendly are you? (Take the quiz) Your Friendliness Score is 92 (Very Friendly) You are an amazing friend. Anyone who has you as a friend is incredibly lucky. And judging by how many friends you have, there are many lucky people in this world! You can talk to people easily, and you often turn strangers into friends. You are also a good listener. You are there for your friends when they need to vent, without judgment. ...

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Who likes glittery things then? Paul Gadds Girlfriends......Google it!

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What are u going to do to day? Done it, now I have to shower!

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Marilyn Chambers has died.....Who remembers her movies.... Ah! did you ever discover what was behind that Green Door!...

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The UK version of the comedy series 'The Office' or the US version? The UK one is the best.HOWEVER! The US version is right up there!

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Am I a loser if I get vanity plates for my car? Does anyone on here have them? I really want to get them. I have them on my car...Of course I had to change my name to ML55 83L But I figure it is worth it.

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When I say Mississippi what is the first thing you think about? BURNING......

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What is something you might carry? Typhoid

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What makes headlines? Bold Print

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Can you tell me something that makes absolutely no sense? Yes!..... Picture One....Not only is Darth Vader filling up a bottle form a keetle he is doing it in the Sea! Picture Two is the Soap Dispenser at DwarfClowns House!.....

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Do you sometimes remember commercial jingles but can't remember what the product was? Yes, the one that goes..dada da da da tara dadada diddly dum.....or is it diddly dee dum...anyway it had a Black guy a White woman and a small Rottweiller dog in it and they were all in a breakfast room and ....wait I am sure it went diddly dee dum....Anyhoo....google that one...

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I love my Oil Lamp. Have you ever come across scented oils for oil lamps? Do they make such a thing? Yes....Any candle Shop will sell it.... http://www.thescentwizard.com/Fragrance_Oil_Scented_Oil_Home_Fragrance_Oil_s_s/8.htm

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What parts of your body are exposed right this very second? My hands and my face......(Including ears)

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Name an outdoor game that you played with the neighborhood kids when you were young? Cowboys and Nurses....

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What Character Trait do you most appreciate in others? OBEDIENCE

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What's the difference between welding and soldering? Well I could go all technical on you but basically for the girls and guys who are not that familiar.....Soldering is a joint repair for two pieces of metal, like a chip to a circuit board using lead. Welding is taking two pieces of metal and heating them up to the same temperature and making a single piece of metal out of two seperate pieces. I was taught that soldering,as it relates to...

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Who was a greater ballplayer, Joe DiMaggio or Ted Williams? Joe DiMaggio ...he was a Yankee.....enough said..

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Should older questions of people that are no longer members of AB be removed? This is from the 8th can we delete it now?

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It's film time. What would you recommend as "Must See Classic Films" from the 1930s, 1940s or 1950s? The Searchers Casablanca The Maltese Falcon The Third Man A Night at the Opera Shenandoah Big Country * Peck was at his Best in this. Waterloo Bridge The Hasty Heart Come back when you have seen them all I shall give you more homework

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Sexiest tv doctors. Which men in what roles on which tv shows - past or present? Marcus Welby MD

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How fast can flying fish fly? 3 minutes in hot Oil....

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What things do you do to overcome doubt? I listen to those that know me and follow their advice....

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Colorado woman wanted to tell the world about her fondness for bean curd by picking certain letters for her SUV's license plate: "ILVTOFU." It was deemed X-rated by DMV. Your thoughts? As she was from Colorado I would have assumed she meant TOFU!

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What's the worst smelling part of your body? My hair......I hate the smell of Honey and Lemon...Don't you?

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So I got caught with a few love letters to Shawn Johnson. The gun and duct tape was for a date the night before. Do you think that the judge will understand? If the Judge does.....he will be the only one......EVER!

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To you folks that got a tattoo on their neck. What the heck were you thinking? I’m guessing that a real job was not in your plans, or was it? You mean.......you don't have one.....OMG That weekend in Tijuana....

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What intentions did the founding fathers have behind the second amendment? I will take the 5th

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Men and boys, do you ever race the toilet? It is WRONG and how do you know they are not chasing them!

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Have you ever got what you wished for and regretted it? I wished my Husband had a Penis that could touch the floor....when we awoke he had no legs....

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Have you named your private parts? If so what's the name? Piers Morgan.....

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Can you name a vampire movie? DRACULA A.D. 1972 Carry on Dracula

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What is the name of a movie that would be scary for a child to watch? Anything with Kevin Costner in it......

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Is there anyone on AB that you would be sad to see leave? Everyone on my friends list plus a couple who should be on it!

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Why do you have that string tied around your finger today? I forgot to take it off yesterday

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If you were a ventriloquist ... whose mouth would you want to put words into ... and what would they say? Garry Nanilow At the Coka Coka Caganna

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The answer is, "You first!" What's the question? Taste this.....

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What television show do you have ABSOLUTELY NO INTEREST in...? Anything with the Osbournes in it or that twat Piers Moron Morgan

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What is the max range of the M4 rifle? Max effective range of 600 yards......But do not stand at 605 and give me the finger....

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What are a list of ghetto extreme sports? 100 Yard AK47 Sprint

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Can you name some things you might find in a young boy's pocket? A substantial Prison Sentence......DO NOT DO IT!

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Name a destination you might find on a postcard? Post Box

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I think its time for some good clean fun! What do you think? Dirty has its merits too.......

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If you had to pick 5 movies that you had to watch over and over untill you died, what would they be? Groundhog Day Groundhog Day Groundhog Day Groundhog Day Groundhog Day

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Hello everyone, it is interesting to read some of the comments about belittlers. I say this because I can be a very bad one for doing this, I do hurt people around me and I hate it about me. I am normally known as a kind caring generous person; however I Like the rest of your questions this is incomplete and half baked....

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Hello everyone, it is interesting to read some of the comments about belittlers. I say this because I can be a very bad one for doing this, I do hurt people around me and I hate it about me. I am normally known as a kind caring generous person; however I Typical, as with so many of your questions it is incomplete and half baked....

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Whats the funniest movie you've ever seen? Animal House Followed by Blues Brothers and then Blazing Saddles...

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If I looked under your bed, what would I find? My Dog!

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What is your favorite scone? Cheese!

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Why do men favor dumb women? Is there an Alternative?.....Oh Silly me.....

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If IHOP stands for International House of Pancakes, why do you only see it in North America? Because most of the Staff are from other nations.....

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We know they had coffee back in the old western days. what is the origin of coffee and how long have people been brewing a pot? BACK IN THE WESTERN DAYS!.......We have percolators older than your Country!.....We have Gas Stations Older too!...

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What would you make me for breakfast? I would make you......Get up and cook it!

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Life seems to flow in waves..you're riding one, everything seems fine and before you know it you are going in an entirely different direction,on a totally different wave. Do you embrace the change or try to go back to catch your original wave? Hang Ten Dude!.....OR YOU WILL WIPE OUT!

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I see the moon out my window right now. Do you? Wave at it! I'll wave back. Then we'll both get arrested for being nuts and waving at the moon! What makes you think it is the same Moon you can see from your Planet!

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Is revenge really worth anything, or it is just a waste of time? Never........Do not get Mad..get even......

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I'm very mad today, AB says one of my questions is a duplicate, which I'm challenging it because I don't think it is, What's you're opinion? Have you asked this question before?

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Did i just heard the garbage truck? No! you just mixed past and present tense.

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APPLE vs. MICROSOFT APPLE! I do not like Crashes, Waiting, Viruses or having to change my computer every three or four years....

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Do you like to Experiment? Yes indeedy!

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Can you think of a unisex name for a person? Cody Jo Sue (Johnny Cash!)

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What is your favorite season, and why? Fall.....everything good happens to me in the Fall...

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Name a kind of wood? Morning!

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Nobody has ever crossed ______ and lived to tell about it. What word (s) can you use to fill in the blank? Chuck Norris

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Over______. What word or words could you use to fill in the blank? the Hills and far away......

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Can I fish in your pond? You have me hooked! Although I am concerned about the size of the bait!

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Any rule against 1 person giving 2 different answers to the same question,getting 12+ pts.for Both,when only 4 total answers were given? Some say No.....

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Any rule against 1 person giving 2 different answers to the same question,getting 12+ pts.for Both,when only 4 total answers were given? Some say yes.....

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Give an example of something you can push Me....too far....

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Can you fight like a man? British Kung Fu.....

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Do you smoke? No..I smoulder...

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Tell me an interesting fact about bill clinton He was the only President ever to play the saxaphone and appointed more women to Cabinet office than any President before or since.

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Can snakes back up? How many Bytes?

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I'm on Spring break, what are you on? a hiding to nothing

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What do you know that I don't? Tell me something I don't know A Girafe has only 7 bones in its neck...the same as every other Vertebrae....PLUS it is the only animal with a Black tongue.

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What is the first word you think of in this sentence? "What are you going to do ____?" with the body....

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Son of _____________ a gun we'll have big fun on the Bayou....

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What is the nearest thing to you that is black? Leroy

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Is anyone else totally in love with Pompey Dave..or is it just me? NO! He is in love with himself too! ONLY KIDDING D!

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Was there a virtual horse race to see who was the greatest flat horse of all time Sea Bird II

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Is there another word for amputee that's more polite? Stumpy

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Do you believe you missed your big chance, it's never too late, or the best is yet to come? The BEST is yet to come.....

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What does masterbaiting mean It is when you get the hang of putting a Lure on the line.

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Masturbaiting GOOD or BAD? If you are going fishing it is essential....

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Name a word which brings smile on face? YES!

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Give up sex...cheese...or coffee? Cheese!

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Have you ever used a "Whizzinator" to beat a drug test? Are you taking the Pee?

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Do you know anyone who died while on the toilet? ELVIS!

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Do you wear a cape? I have in the past....but not recently!

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If you wanted to make a confession right now, what would it be? I am on a mission and going back to my friends old old questions and pointing them up!

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What country in the world has the smallest population? South Africa..The Kalahari Bushmen are only 4 ft tall

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Any suggestions on growing kiwis? Move to New Zealand

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Do you have any stereotypical Type-A personalities in your life? How does that affect you? I still love that person.

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How many weddings do you think you will attend this year? Two, I have the invites already!

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Has anyone in particular made your day today? Yes....but then.....that person makes my day everyday!

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If you are over 40 , do you have more peace of mind than you did at age 25? I do not remember!

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Complete: "i tried telling you but...",it has to be sumthin negative.its for my song The smell is so putting me off...

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What are your five most favourite moies of all time? Dysplastic naevi seborrhoeic keratoses Junctional melanocytic naevi intradermal naevi, melanocytic naevi I am a bit of a Mole Swot!

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What is something you might find in a garden shed? A guy and a load of porno mags...I am out of points for the week......but you KNOW I shall return!...

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My GREAT friend Colt has reach GURU!!! Can you please stop by and CONGRATULATE HIM ON HIS ACCOMPLISHMENT? Well Done Colt!

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Do you believe a friend will bail you out of jail and that a best friend will be sitting next to you saying Boy that was fun! Have some....

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Who would win a bitch slap contest Hannah Montana or Zac Efron 6 answers no points......Assholes..

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My kid wants me to take him to see High School Musical this weekend. I can't sit through it. No way No how. How can I get out of it? Why no points? Have some!

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NYPD are offering you the chance to be a Cop for a Day! IN COMMAND! Do you want to Tey it! What would you do! Strip Search Ripple!

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What would you do if I called you up, told you you won the lottery, then through speghetti balls at your face from the corner of the room? Give you a life changing injury.....

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If you could read people's minds, what would you want to know? Why......Why generations fought and dies to be given an education and you do not need it...or want it...

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Who do you think your perfect mate would be? I know.....I have found perfection.....

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Simple. Define yourself. Complicated.....

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Do you know any song that's in another language besides English? Soy el niño de jengibre por la boca tengo miel, por los ojos tengo pasas, y con ellos puedo ver. En un horno me pusieron, en un horno me cocí. Y al abrir mamá la puerta, rapidito me salí. Y corran, que corran, que corran. Corran, que corran tras mí. Por más que me corran, y corran, no me alcanzarán a mí. It is...

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My hubby wants to sleep with my cousin, what should i say? Hey Bro! dad wont like it!

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Do you ever get an irresistible urge to take your pants off? YES!.....I find if I don't give in to it..I soil them....

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Have you ever gazed up at the stars?what went through your mind The thought did not have far to travel......I thought it was time I went back where it was lighter....

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OK...Who can give the oddest trio of instruments...example...kazoo, harpsichord and didgeridoo? Hawaiin Guitar, Jews Harp, Cuetro.

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Why do some of my answers become questions? Do they?

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Did anyone else out here get their Yahoo answers account suspended?? If so I'd like to meet you YES! ME! TWICE! 3 days the first time and Three weeks the second.....and still bitter about it.....

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Any English speaking Russians out there who would like to chat? Male or female. Niet

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Who put the bop in the bop-sh-bop-sh-bop? Who put the ram in the ram-a-lama-ding-dong? Who was that man? I'd like to shake his hand!

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Is there anyone out there listening to Beethovens 5th piano concerto right now....I am. A very lovely piece of Music Ed.

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Are you sure you have the right guy? I will let the Jury decide.....

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What media term are you sick of? Mine is, "economic crisis" Quantitive Easing......

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If the weatherman promised you 10 to 12 inches yesterday and you only got 8 would you be mad? SORE!

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Can anyone out there name 5 positive things that happened in the world this week? Good luck! Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Every day this side of the turf Ripple.....

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What is in your top dresser drawer? Undies

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Recently Doctors performed another hand transplant. When they touch themselves will it feel like a stranger? What does a Stranger feel like?

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Why do you look so guilty? Because I did it.....

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Have you ever heard the expression That really burns my toast? Who or what has burned your toast lately? Yes! And I cannot say or I will go back in the penalty box....

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What is the most unusual thing you have encountered this week?(humor welcome) A fox looking at me on the street....then not backing down as I walked towards it.....

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Is you is or is you ain't my baby? Latley baby I've been wondering why? Wonder no more sweet Ripple!

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In one month, Britt Read reached EXPERT level! Would you join me in congratulating our Ace Crimefighter? Well done!! Well done Masked Defender.....make sure you keep your powder dry!

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What adult made the biggest impact in your life? My Dad!

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How much are we really worth? Not less than £200 and that does not include kissing

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What color is your living room? Are dark colors more cozy? Light colors more cheery? Ideas please... Magnolia

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Does the mood you're in dictate how you answer questions on AB? Of course!.....*smiles* And what a smart and incisive question that was Paw........

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Should I sign out and go to work I should have started hours ago. Get to work ALL OF YOU!

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Is he who smiles rather than rages always the stronger? Or scared!

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Why is Norton now advertising on answers? Probably because the users of AB spend more time on the Computer than anyone else!

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Are you and Actor or Actress? Thespian!

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Wat are some cool things to do on a first date Play Scrabble........

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I broke into my boyfriends email, I had to know we are planning to marry. there were some doubts. Is that wrong, I feel bad. You sound delightful....

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How does one respond to people who try to shove their religious beliefs down one's throat? GAG!

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Are you a Pitcher OR A Catcher? PITCHER!.....

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Why is it always the butler in murder mysteries? It is also the Butler that steals and wears Princess Diana's Dresses..

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What do you do when you have n itch you can't scratch? I look for those Bear Necessities.....

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What is the first thing you think of when I say "I have a secret about you?" The lengths I am prepared to go to make sure it die with you....

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If I was ever in one of your dreams what do you think the dream would be about? Humor welcome please. It would be a road trip with all the usual suspects.....IHOP for Breakfast and then off to town!

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Is love innocent and pure. Not when done right!

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Onions! - friend or foe to your stomach? I LOVE THEM!

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Describe your grandad in one word? Dead

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What is the first thing that comes to mind when I say "perk"? Nipple.....Well you ASKED!

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Assuming there are such things as positive and negative, why is negative preferable to positive? Are you positive or are you being negative....you might Polorize opinion on this subject...It reminds me of the story... A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day. "In English," he said, "a double negative forms a positive. In some languages though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However," he pointed out, "there is...

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How many words can you think of where in the pural form you drop the s or es and just add an i? ex. octupi a * abaci * abaculi * acanthi * acini * alumni * anthocauli * archmagi b * bacilli c * cacti * campi e * emboli * esophagi f * foeti f cont. * fœti h * homunculi i * improvisatori * incubi m * macronuclei * magi n * nuclei o * octopi * oesophagi p * panni...

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When you hear FIRE IN THE HOLE!! whats the first thing that come to mind? Cystitis!

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Do you think being drunk frees the inner you that is always there or changes it into someone else? A little of both!

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Do you hit back or do you turn the other cheek? ALWAYS hit back.....and ALWAYS harder and with more intent....

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What is the weirdest thing you've seen on your commute to work? A couple having full on sex at the side of the Road!

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Have you ever been to the top of the Empire State Building? No! To the base levels....

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How many consecutive days of total darkness does the Arctic experience each year? The Polarnight begins around Sept 23 when it is autumnal equinox and reach its climax around Dec 21 when the sun can no longer be seen above the horizon, even at noon. So around 88 Days!.....I would probably sleep in!

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What does it mean when someone says a baseball player had a cup of coffee? A cup of coffee is North American sports terminology for a short time spent by a minor league player at the major league level. The idea behind the term is that the player was only in the big leagues long enough to have a cup of coffee before being returned to the minors, or simply to describe a brief stint served with a professional team. The term originated in baseball, but is extensively...

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What does one call a group of pigs? A Precinct

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Have you ever participated in a Relay for Life? I don't but I give.....all year too!

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Do you think Madoff's wife should take some of the responsibility for her husband's action? Yes! Claim back every single penny

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Did you watch Cramer on the Daily Show (with Jon Stewart) last night? If so, what did you think? I saw a clip of it and it was highly sterical!

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Anna Nicole Smith's bf (and former lawyer) is being charged with dispensing controlled substances to her, along with others. Should he be held responsible for her accidental drug overdose? Yes! Giving drugs to anyone especially an Airhead like Anna Nicole is Wrong.

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What's your favorite movie featuring Dwayne Johnson (The Rock)? The Mummy!

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Change these words into a single word: hard case. It is already done I see..so here are some 7 letter words!.....arcades, chadars, charade, crashed, echards

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Do goosebumps on one's skin serve a purpose? That Explains It Tell a Friend! Tell a Friend Why do we get Goose Bumps when it is cold? Goose bumps are a vestige from the days when humans were covered with hair. When it's hot and you need to cool down, little muscles at the base of each hair relax. Your hair becomes relaxed. Your sweat glands pump out body heat in sweat. Your blood vessels get big to take more heat to the...

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What causes the phenomenon of fall foliage? The definitive answer! Lovely question too..My favourite time of the year DC.

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What is the hottest temperature in which humans can survive? * 39°C (102.2°F) (Pyrexia) - Severe sweating, flushed and very red. Fast heart rate and breathlessness. There may be exhaustion accompanying this. Children and people with epilepsy may be very likely to get convulsions at this point. * 40°C (104°F) - Fainting, dehydration, weakness, vomiting, headache and dizziness may occur as well as profuse sweating. * 41°C...

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What was the biggest volcanic eruption in the United States? Well ALL the sites say Yellowstone! And by some margin too!

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Will you be going to or participating in a St. Patrick's Day parade in your town? No! They do not hold them in England!

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Six people go out to dinner. 5 order the cheapest meal at $8.99. One opts for steak dinner at $29.99. When the bill comes, the steak eater plops down $12.49 saying that his share, dividing the bill equally. Is this fair? If not, what could be done? Hey! I Asked you if it was OK I had the Steak...You said "Have whatever you want!" Now it is all over the internet! THANKS DEBBIE! I never bothered counting the White Castles you scarfed the last time we went!.....

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Whats your reason to live? The Alternative Sucks!

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For those of you who are bisexual or gay...when did you know you were and when did you 'come out'?? :) About 9 0r 10 I knew it was due South!

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You may think im stupid but oh well...what does s/o mean? Is this two questions? hahaha

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May I___________________. never answer another BLANK question.....

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What song can you think of that mentions the weather in its lyrics? Rainy night in Georgia

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Do you say 'bless you' or 'god bless you' when somebody sneezes? Bless You! It is the Standard response.....followed by..Cover your face when you sneeze you PIG

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How can I pick the perfect peaches at the supermarket? They should be as firm as your BF nuts...and you should squeeze them just as firmly....or gently...

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How did the grapefruit get its name, since it is so much bigger than a grape? Bigger than a Grape! Where do you get yours from? In the UK they are like Peas...

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What do you do when you've got the blues? Red Red Wine....AB and POINT UP everyone...Walk my Dog!

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How can you distinguish between a coyote and a wolf? Only because I KNOW what a Wolf looks like so anything different would have to be a Coyote.

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Have you ever had one of those moments were you felt REALLY important? even if it was something small? i just had one. it feels great :D I do not think a single day passes when my better half makes me feel that!

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Do you read the newspaper on a daily basis? If so, which one? Online I do....

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How many diapers have you changed? ENOUGH!

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What animal are most like? Why? Lioness

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Have you seen something recently that has made your jaw drop to the floor? The Chrysler Building in NYC it is amazing!

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Will you write me a reference letter to add to my resume? Payton has a multiple Personality Disorder, addiction to Beer, an unhealthy appetite for kinky sex and supports the Cincinnati Reds....if you are casting for the Part of R P McMurphy he would be particularly good at the Post Lobotomy scenes.

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I got arrested the other day shopping at wal-mart in my new loin cloth. That's not against the law, is it? No.....Against the Laws of Good Taste though!

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Prudent or suspicious? Actually Colt....Neither...Reckless in both senses...

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I ate some bad cat meat last night. How do I get over this quicker? Define.... Was it a misbehaving Cat you ate..in which case..it is done, get over it.. or Meat MEANT for a Cat...in which case...let nature take its course.

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What is ur dream vacation? USA

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How far from your childhood home do you live? Which One? I grew up all over the World...literally!..I live about 120 miles from my birthplace...

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Is there one person who can make you smile right now? The Dwarf Clown Payton of the Many Surnames Ripple Police in Hot Pursuit Britt Read Mrs Cleaver

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Describe the town you live in, in 2 words Market Style.

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What was the last movie you watched with your dad? Departed......it was not that great.

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How far are you from the beach? 25 Miles or so

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How many times have you been drunk on AB? LOADED LOADS of TIMES

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Are you a good navigator? I am known as Vasco De Drama

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Who thinks that the Falklands War was about freeing sheep farmers from Argentinian control? No one who fought in it.

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What is The Severn Bore? http://www.severn-bore.co.uk/videos.htm An amazing sight...I have seen it.... "When the boar comes, the stream does not swell by degrees, as at other times, but rolls in with a head...foaming and roaring as though it were enraged by the opposition which it encounter" - Thomas Harrel 1824 The Severn Bore is one of Britain's few truly spectacular natural phenomena. It is...

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Do you have a competitive nature? YES! PLUS...It is bigger than yours!

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What brings out your competitive nature? EVERYTHING!

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I just watched the movie, Burn after Reading. What did you think of it? Some liked it.Me? Not so much!

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What talent do you have that you wish more people would recognize? I can tie a knot in a Cherry Stalk in my mouth...

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Who danced best on Dancing with the Stars yesterday? I do not know but like everyone else on here..I just want to give you points!

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Do you think it's fair that Google will block people in the UK from watching music videos on YouTube? Grossly unfair and it will mean Google are sidelined and other Browsers used.

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What is an endowment ceremony? Apostle James E. Talmage explains, "The temple endowment, as administered in modern temples, comprises instruction relating to the significance and sequence of past dispensations, and the importance of the present as the greatest and grandest era in human history. This course of instruction includes a recital of the most prominent events of the creative period, the condition of our first...

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Windows 7, the successor to the much-maligned Vista, will have the ability to "turn off" Microsoft's own Internet Explorer browser. Good idea or bad idea? Great Idea! Download Firefox...Free Safe Fast and Efficient...

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When cooking, what is one ingredient you use often? Hot Water!

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What to do with a moose in the room? Tell Payton to take his date elsewhere!

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Are you proud of your battle scars? Not anymore.....BUT I am pleased to still be here!

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Which of these events marks the beginning of spring in the Northern Hemisphere? a) Groundhog Day b) Mardi Gras c) The vernal equinox d) Easter Sunday Whi is Vernal Equinox and why does he put a Spring in your step?

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STOP-DROP- and ROLL, what's the first thing you think of? INCOMING!

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Homemade bread or brownies? Homemade Bread, The smell alone......mmmmmm

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When life hands you lemons.....(fill in the blank) Slice, Add to Vodka and Coke with Ice and Chill!

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If you could see any movie, tv show, play or sporting event "on ice," what would you choose to see performed on ice skates? The Alamo!

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There is a natural disaster headed your way. You get 4 standard sized canvas grocery totes to fill with valuables and provisions to bring with you to a safe place. What would you put into your 4 bags and why? Red Wine......I am going out with a SMILE on my face!

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If you could leave notes for the future, what message would you have left in the past for today? Aim higher and to the slightly to left.....

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Will you purchase Kelly Clarkson's new album, All I Ever Wanted? I doubt it...She is not my cup of tea...

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Have you been watching the WBC (World Baseball Classic)? No! They do not show Rounders on TV in the UK

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Do you remember your first fight as a child then as a grown up? BOTH!......2-0 So Win Win!

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Have you ever traveled around the world? Been all over it but not around it!

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When you are at your lowest moment in your life, what do you do? RED RED WINE!

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If you were a diamond, what coulor would you be and what grade? Coal......I am too young to be a Diamond!

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Any one out there that can't sleep? Want a cocktail? I will share… Singapore Sling!

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Can you afford the time to be angry? For my Sins....I make time! But I am getting better.....

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What's the closest thing you have to a time machine? My Phone....When I am on it to my other half the time flies!

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Did you ever see something that you wish you never saw,if yes then what was it. Kevin Costner in The Postman.....

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What is something that can be found on the moon? Neil Armstrongs Footprint and a Golf Ball.

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Have you always had good teeth or did you have to work on them? Two years of Braces, some crowns and Quartz fillings.....but all paid for!

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Do your sides start to hurt from laughing when you have been on AB for awhile? Yes......I have and some days it stays with me long after I have signed off!

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Are you ever amazed at how smart the person you are with is? EVERY DAY!

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Anyone here want troll beads? take a look Pretty!

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What is something you would take with you, if you were to go on a skiing holiday for one week? Ripple!

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What desert best describes you? Banana Split!

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When I say John Belushi, what thought comes to mind? Fat Drunk and Stupid is no way to go through life Boy!

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Are you confused. What do you mean?

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How long is the longest you've been stuck in a traffic jam- what was the cause? 17 miles....cause the traffic was not moving

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What's your first teacher's name? Mr Francis..... Smart Kind Encouraging.....I owe him...

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Will you watch the new Melrose Place tv show? No......I am afraid it holds no attraction for me...

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When I die I want to be exploded, what method of disposal do you want to use? I just know I do not want to be graveside at your funeral!

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Why do people blame others for their actions? SIMPLE! it was not MY FAULT!!

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Is there such a thing as the perfect job? You will have to ask Payton but I think it is something to do with a new Chrome Trailer Hitch he has.....

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What was the most stupid t shirt saying you've ever seen? I 'HEART' The Red Sox

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What is your favorite natural high? Orgasm

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What is the name of a famous person who is considered to be "short"? (Mine is Dr. Ruth~anyone remember her? LOL) Dwarfclown

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What do you do when sombody hits you for no reason? Give them a reason......

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Can you finish this? Birth ________________. day suit

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What words do you say to replace swear words? WTFT.......as in WHAT THE ...FRENCH TOAST

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Who is Dane? I think it was the name that Forrest Gump kept shouting.......

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What was the last soup you had? Chicken and Vegetable....it was meant to be a Casserole!

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Which is more dangerous - A gun or a swimming pool? Guns do not Kill People.....Swimming Pool attendants with Guns do....

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How far have you commuted (to and from all the time) for love? 3600 miles each way.......

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What is the first thing you think of when I say "Magnificent"? 7 ............inches

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Milk in your tea? YES! No Sugar.....quite strong...please.do notbe all day with it!

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What city do you see as most sexy? New York, New YORK!.....IT'S a WONDERFUL TOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What kind of hair gell do you use? Au Naturale Dear Colt....

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Are you a good cook or a lousy one? You have heard of 'Cordon Bleu'.......My cooking is Cordoned Off!

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Whats the funniest question or answer you have ever seen on answerbag? For me it was in a heated discussion in the Comments section and the final riposte was "I will not enter into a Battle of Wits..with an unarmed Man!"

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How many sit ups can you do? Twenty or so......it has been a while!....

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How well would you say that you know your neighbors? VERY well they take care of my dog when I am not around!

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What is the best answer you have ever given to an answerbag question? Well Hello Fireman Dave! I am not able to tell you as it got me put in the Penalty Box for Weeks!.....BUT it was a classic! LOL

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If you could step in anyone’s shoes whom would it be and why? Imelda Marcos.......SHE HAS LOADS OF THEM!

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Have you every found a dead body? I have woke up beside a few!

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Name an occupation, where you might use numbers? Bookmaker!

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Is poop still funny? If you are above the covers YES

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Does anyone like dark skinned women anymore? Does anyone NOT!

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What is one thing you want right now? Money

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What is something you break? Hymen

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First thing that come to mind. something that can get picked up Sti

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What is something that is crooked? Illinois

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What's Your Most Attractive Quality? Mercy

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Do you have any relatives or family members which work for law enforcement? If so which one? My Brother is in overall charge of 5 Prisons..above the Governors.....he is Super Screw!..... Plus I know The Green Hornet!

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Can you name a sound you can't hear unless you're very quiet? STFU

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What should my new avatar be? First.....before the Avatar....give points to those that answered (not me) 2nd Something to make you smile

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Is sorry not enough sometimes? yes...You either get erect or you don't

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A little "what" is a dangerous thing? Calibre firearm

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What state should you live in? Aroused works for me!

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To the British: British polls reveal JADE GOODY as the 3rd most respected person in the world by Britons. The other two most respected: Obama & Nelson Mandela. Please explain this, I am at a serious loss. JADE GOODY?! I really expected more, folks. It is a sympathy vote....until 3 months ago she was derided as a Rascist Fat Ugly moron.....

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Would the world be a better place if you ruled? My part of it would be!

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If only the world had more _____ then it would be a better palce. Dictionarys..

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Where do you live? 320 answers and 32 points! This is some record!

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My friend Joy just made level 15 Authority.She just joined and is a wonderful AB player.Who would like to wish her well? 'En Joy' your time on here.....Never take offence.....ignore the idiots.....and never whatever you do..try to make sense of a Question from Joker, Ripple, Dwarfclown, Colt Britt Read or Payton.....

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Do you colour hard boiled eggs for Easter decorations? Actually Colt....I used to as a Child.....then did it for my own family....but it is not something I have done in a while......maybe this Easter!.....

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Do you live near a historic site? ME? Arundel Castle The seat of The Dukes of Norfolk and set in 40 acres of sweeping grounds and gardens, Arundel Castle. Bignor Roman Villa Explore Roman life and times. Cowdray Ruins One of Southern England's most inportant early Tudor Courtier's palaces set in the grounds of Cowdray Park, Midhurst. Fishbourne Roman Palace See how Fishbourne developed from a military...

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What is something you break? ....Out in an upleasant rash.....

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Do you agree that there is no such thing as a stupid question, only stupid answers? I did until I read this one.....

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Who would like to join Ripple and I in welcoming Britt Read, our very own avenger, who also reached Authority level? Of course! Well done Britt....even if you have joined a Unholy Alliance with the Dwarf and the Ripple!....beware...the Force is strong with me!....

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What desert best describes you? Gobi......although it is spelt GOBBY here (Google it!)

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Can a barrow your thong for a night? I'll give it back. Payton! You are not putting a Barrow in my thong whatever you are planning!

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Which song have you had stuck on your brain all day? Save the last dance for me! Sing-a-long Mrs Cleaver!

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Ever eaten 'Brighton Rock"? Yes! IT WAS Sickly and horrible!

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When you were growing up, did you feel that your parents gave you unconditional love? Yes! I would not trade a Moment!

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What other terms is there for passing wind,or flatulence? Lager Love Puff

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Tea or coffee? How do you take it? Coffee.....Black..Americano Extra Shot.....Tea..Strong hint of milk

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What is the most unique topping you have ever put on a ice cream Sunday? Apple Sauce it was LOVELY!

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What time period or what theme in US history calls to you? Why? The West! Yee Har!

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What is your favorite part of the movie, "Good Fellas"? Shooting off the little guys toe!

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Should cellphone use should be available on flights? No for no other reason than I am sick of people telling everyone they are 'on the Train' 'Bus' 'Walling' 'in a Bar...'

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Forget the world for now, how can I make myself a better person? GET OUT MORE!

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Who gave the best speech at the Oscars yesterday? Sean Penn was brilliant!

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What quote do you try to live by? Or at least the most memorable and interesting one you've ever heard? "There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."

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What is something you should NEVER EVER do? Shit and fall back in it.

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Besides Fugu, are there other things people are eating that can be deadly? Examples of poisonous saltwater fish are the porcupine fish, triggerfish, cowfish, thorn fish, oilfish, red snapper, jack.....and... The Barracuda, while not actually poisonous itself, may transmit ciguatera (fish poisoning) if eaten raw.

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Can you name two things you have mixed together that ended badly? Pernod and Gin

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How do you feel about the name Dequandre? Tell me when will you be mine....tell me Dequandre,Dequandre....Dequandre.......

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Im thinking of naming my golden showers video "Urine Love". any thoughts? "Your Love Will Be The Urination Of Me!

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Should straight people have special rights if gay people have gay rights? Why or why not? No! Just the SAME rights for everyone!

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What is a different word or phrase you can use for the word "kiss"? Snog!

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How do you like your nuts? Shelled or unshelled? Salted or unsalted? Incarcerated!

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Do you subscribe to futurist George Dvorsky's notion of Postgenderism? See LINK: Halfway through I got a little distracted and went to www.chickswithdicks.com

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Did you ever write a 'letter to self '? I do not even know who he is.

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What is something you paint? THE TOWN RED!.......And I KID YE NOT!

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How is everyone feeling today Just Peachy!

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How many 1-letter words can you spell? Y?

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I fell in love. How can I get it off my face? She wont help?......

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When you have the best hard that you ever had, what can destroy it? If you mean Hard ON I have the answer! if not I am ...STUMPED!

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What is a job that you would have where on-the-job training might not be advisable? Bomb Disposal....... Lion Taming......... Pole Dancing........ And NO! I have not tamed Lions.....

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What do you do, when you are feeling low and bad? Give a little Whistle! Peep Peep

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What is Chuck Norris doing right now? WHATEVER DAMN WELL PLEASES!...

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Why do our minds go to the gutter sometimes? For me it is something to aspire too!......

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In your mind, who should make the first move? Him or her? Never let an opportunity pass.....the Worst that can happen is a refusal...never ask....and you will never know!

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First thing that comes to mind when i say "Kidnap"? R L Stephenson..... I know the Book was KIDNAPPED but you asked!

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What is a compelling reason to buy a Mac? (Don't say PC's suck) Faster No Virus's No Crashing

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If you were ice cream, what flavor would you be and why? Strawberry.......

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What Song Would Anyone Recommend For A Witch Project? x Witch Queen of New Orleans! - Redbone!

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Do you own any classic Novels? Yes! I am an Avid reader...I have several by Rudyard Kipling, Wuthering heights, Dickens and one Bronte.

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Can you name a named classical music piece whose name begins with the letter M? Madam Butterfly!

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What is your favorite poem? IF you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you, If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, But make allowance for their doubting too; If you can wait and not be tired by waiting, Or being lied about, don't deal in lies, Or being hated, don't give way to hating, And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise: If you can dream...

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Does it hurt to get a vaginal piercing? Depends what you pierce it with!

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Do people who live in trailer parks usually act "trashy"? You know you're trailer trash when... The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the table in front of her kids. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night. Jack Daniel's makes your...

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Do you believe in Godzilla? Who is Zilla and why do you think he is an Atheist?

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I am leaving answerbag for a few weeks. I cant deal with anymore of this stress. Most of my "friends" on my list are turning against me, apparently thinking I am on here 24/7 watching emails. Thanks to my faithfull friends who understand. Stay on a while.....rethink your friends.....quality counts not quantity! Sift out the crap and you will find some jewels! Ripple for one!

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How much money would it take for you to leave your country, never to return? Money? Not enough..for love......I would move to the ends of the Earth!

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Smarties or m&m's? Smarties and do not even ask such silly questions again you will only confuse the Americans.......

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What's your favorite pub's name? The Silent Woman...It always makes me laugh.... The labour in Vain.....

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What nickname should Sean Combs use next? He's already used Puff Daddy and P. Diddy . Aww DiddyCombs

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Are you from Norway? No! But I believe I might have been at some time!.....All that rape and pillage! You naughty Vikings!

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What is something you might take from a hotel? A Taxi.

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Who is the most "sunshiny" person you know? The one person on whom you can always count to cheer you up, make you laugh and always make you feel better about yourself? DC Ripple And several others on AB! and my Dog!

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There are some people who don't think very highly of others. Why would they bother in the first place? Why would you want to spend any time at all with those for whom you basically feel contempt? You are right Rosie! I personally do not. I let them know it... it and speak it as it comes. I am classed by some as unforgiving and that I am judgemental....But ...in the long run. I have been proved right more than I have been proved wrong! I will not suffer betrayal in any form!

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Do you get obnoxious when you drink? If so, should you quit drinking and take up pocket pool or something? I like me drunk!

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How bl**dy long is it going to take Volkswagen to call me back? A LONG TIME!

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What was the last course you did? Racial and Gender/Orientation Awareness

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Can you create a sentence using the word mirthful? "I crant speak right now I have a mirthful of....never mind I swallowed!

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If you produced a monster movie, in what city would you shoot it? Why? Portsmouth....UK...a lot of Monsters already roam there!..

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Who would win: Chucky the doll, Chuckie Cheese or Chuck Norris? After Chucky Cheese....I would beat Chuck Norris to a Pulp to get to the toilet first!

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Can you make my booty shiver? Arrrrrgh Methinks I could at that me Hearty!

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When you look into the horizon, what do you see? The Sussex Downs!

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Due to a technical glitch, the Strasbourg air raid & disaster alarm went of for 90 solid minutes today. Do you think France Telecom owes compensation to those who thought the world was going to end? See LINK: Nah! They are French!

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I was just wondering is it joggers or dog walkers that find the most dead bodies? Dog Walkers....Joggers wear Earphones and are too IN THE ZONE! I believe DOGGERS find even more.... (Google it!)

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If your son/daughter was involved in a hit and run accident (as mine was), how would you feel towards the driver? Homicidal....

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What is something you would rather buy a new one of, rather than trying fix or repair it? Rampant Rabbit

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Are you happy with the results of last night's American Idol--the three going to the top 12? (Danny Gokey, Alexis Grace and Michael Sarver) Yes! For many reasons!

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Please describe some of the pleasures you derive from being naked outdoors. Liberating!

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Who wins when hard times pit baby boomers against millennials for the same tech jobs? Boomers......We have the Houses!

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What's your favorite Jonas Brothers song? You have favourites DC! Who Knoo!

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Does your enviornment reflect on your IQ? Why? Yes! I AM BRITISH....THEREFORE I AM SUPERIOR.

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Do you think Mickey Rourke deserves to win the Oscar for best actor? The critics say it is a tour de force.....and he is too messed up to play much else now. Ripple going for Heath Ledger! Honestly!

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Barbie turns 50 this year. Have you ever had any Barbie doll and/or any accessories? No, I always wanted a 'Divorce Barbie' She came with Ken's Car, Boat, House...and if Barbie is so popular why did we have to buy her friends?

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Should government raise the fuel tax since motorists are driving less? In the US YES! You get it way to cheap! No cars that do less than 40 mpg should be allowed! Make you pay the same as everyone else....$8.00 a Gallon

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Who remembers Uncle Floyd? I barely remember my own Uncles let alone others!

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How would you pass it on? indiscretely! I am a terrible GOSSIP! (It is how I let slip about Colts recent...problem down below!

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A court in Iran has ruled that a man who blinded a woman with acid after she spurned his marriage proposals will also be blinded with acid. "An eye for an eye", do you agree? No! It is not enough!.......

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Can you name one thing that you have learned over the past year, that has been worth the time you took to learn it? Patience is a Virtue.....It is never over till it's over.......

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Can you fill in the blank? Last night I think my husband was dreaming about being a submarine captain, all night long he kept yelling _______.” "Open Aft tubes" 'Prepare To Dive' 'I am running low on Oxygen' 'Go Deep...Silent running' "Discharging Air" 'Switch to Passive' 'Now hear this....All hands..ALL HANDS On Dick"

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What is something you might take from a hotel? Happy memories! Ah! If only that bed could talk!

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Can you name something that has a shell? Howitzer

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What is something with a red light on it? The Phone in the Bat Cave and Commissioner Gordons Office!.... "Holy Flashing Phone of Emrgency Batman!"

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What is a Humuhumunukunukuapua'a? The Name of that fish and the sound of it coming back up!

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Why did John Wayne never wear a confederate uniform in his movies? Mostly donning the Union attire. The closest he ever came was in the Searchers as the ex Confederate Officer with the dark side.

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Are there any movies that John Wayne was in that he did not wear a hat? McQ......Check it out.....

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Is it true that for a period in his life Einstein was a ladies man? Einstein climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God.... Looking up, he asks the Lord... "God, what does a million years mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A minute." "Einstein asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A penny." Einstein says...."Well if it is all relative....Can I...

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Is it normal for a female dog to hump a male cat? Blimey! You rent some strange DVD's there girl!

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Whats your best quality? My ability to resist being Sesquipedalian.

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Four Republican Governors with presidential aspirations for 2012 are saying they won't take the stimulus money. If they don't want it, who should get it? Arnie will have it....he is in way too deep to get out of this one.

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Would you pose nude-for a good cause? Yep! ......and for a few bad ones!

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When reading Q&A's on AB have you ever given the users different accents in your head? (or am I the only weirdo who does this!) All Americans Sound Like Forrest Gump All Australians Like Crocodile Dundee All French Like Inspector Clouseu All Germans like Shultz from Hogans Heroes All Scandinavians like the Swedish Chef (Muppets) All South Americans like Speedy Gonzalez North of Watford like One Flew over the Cuckoo's nest (Post Lobotomy) West of Southampton like Wurzels But I try to avoid Stereotypes.

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Do you miss the good old days when you used to have to send your camera film in to be developed, not knowing if any of the photos would actually come out? Or if they would even come back! NO!

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Do you still watch videos? No..I no longer own one.

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Some people in the north of England smother their chips (fries) in gravy or curry sauce. Southerners prefer the sauce in a pot so they can 'dunk' them. How do you prefer yours? Stacked high on a Roulette Table! With a glass of Champagne!

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How do you prefer your steak? Rare, MR Medium, MW, or Well Done? Medium to Well Done....

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Where would you be now, if you hadn't have done what you did? Unhappy

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Did you have a nickname in High School? what was it? Lets just say it was something like Ferocis

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What is something you do before going to work/school in the morning? Walk my dog!

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Whats the funniest thing you have ever seen written on a trash can Staff Proposals and Comments!

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Whats the funniest thing you would have, written on your tombstone? Boot Hill, in Tombstone Arizona, and also Boot Hill, in Dodge City, Kansas, have several of these preserved. Here Lies Jane Smith Wife of Thomas Smith Marble Cutter: This Monument Erected By Her Husband As A Tribute To Her Memory. Monuments of this style are 250 Dollars. Here lies Lester Moore. Four slugs From a forty-four. No Les No More. Here lays Butch. We planted...

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Who was at your door the last time you didn't answer it? Why? Eggman.....I have them delivered and was in the shower....knew he would leave them so carried on! I will pay him next week!

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What's todays date? GOT ME THERE!

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What is the first thing you think of when you hear the word ZOOM! Fat Larrys Band and the Song!..... It is making me smile now!.......

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Magic______. What? Marker

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Do you have a no smoking sign in your home to alert visitors it isn't alright to fire up? Everyone knows!

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Who is your favorite little rascal? I have just discovered this lot!...So.Alfalfa.....the expression is amazing.

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Can you complete this? Fat ____________. her Figure....... ALL girls need one.......

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Where will you be tomorrow? Another day Toto!

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Will that strong Oklahoma wind be with us tomorrow? OOOOOKkkkklahoma where the Wind comes sweeping down the plain! I would say YES!

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What can you see while strolling down the sidewalk on a gentle spring afternoon? Chewing Gum......I must look up more.

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Where is the junk drawer located in your place? I CERTAINLY DO NOT! Junk young lady has a very different connotation and I would not sever and keep them in a drawer!

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How do you keep sane in an unsane situation? To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity: 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom.. Don't Disguise Your Voice! 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has...

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Every good woman needs a ____? Bad Man once in a while!

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What was the first TV show you loved? Tom and Jerry.

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Have you ever been to a gay pride parade? YES! They have a massive one in Brighton every year...it is HUGE...I was in the town once when it went through.......it was....different!

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Are you good at telling what time it is when there is no clock or watches around? Yes....My tummy tells me what time it is and how long till my next meal.

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Your favorite dancing outfit has a lot of ____________. Naked men in it.

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What is a name of a movie that has a lot of dancing in it? Cat on a Hot Tin Roof

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Are you good at giving second chances? No!....I learnt my lesson a long long time ago. I now lay waste to those that transgress against me. I never look back and never forgive...I have found it a lot less painful and easier to live with. No regrets, no bitterness nor recriminations.....You are in the Circle of Trust...or you are outside....One way ticket out.

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When cooking, what is one ingredient you use often? Onion.....

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Are there any celebrities that you would like to see do a nude scene? Kevin Costner......he must be good at SOMETHING!

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If u were stranded on a island and u cld bring three things what would those three things be? A Machete A Lighting Steel and a Solar Powered Hairdryer!

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If you were having a party and for entertainment had to choose between the Jonas Brothers and the Hanson Brothers, who would you choose? Hanson!......Groovy Combo PLUS! The Jonas Boys would be playing at Unpredictables place!

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Can you use the word "inure" in sentence? If you think you are going to get me writing out sentences all night you can put it inure ear!

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Can you use the word "nosh" in a sentence? I used it already! No shit!

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Can you use the phrase, "barking up the wrong tree", in a sentence? If the moderators think I am going to take abuse and swallow it then...........(enter phrase here)

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How do you feel about mimes? I have nothing to say.........

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Has your cooking, ever set off the smoke alarm? Not just mine my neighbours too!

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When in doubt....? Ask Mrs Cleaver she knows EVERYTHING!

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Write your injuries in .............. and your blessings in ........................... The blood of your enemies.......the Blood of their children Pretty Gothic I know but hey ho!

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Has anyone ever dared to post a question here in complete gibberish? More than you would believe!

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Do you have a,"Oh fuck it!" plan? If so, what is it? I was going to explain it to you then I thought......"Oh fuck it"

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Is there a single thing that all humans can agree on? Yes! Breathing water ends in death.

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Have ever had to pay to use a public restroom Yes finding change when you are about to wet yourself and being short is not fun! Also in Europe it is very common.

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What was your favorite toy when you where a child? Etch a sketch

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Who is your master? I am the Master of this Ship!....

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Show a fool his error and he ................................. Will give Downrate you on AB........

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What is a word that ends in "CH?" I had to check 30 answers to make sure no one had said Scratch!

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Don't you just love answering a question with a question? is it going to affect our friendship if I don't?

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In your opinion, what are the top 3 best things to do/see in NYC? A Carriage Ride round Central Park!......Dinner in Mickey Mantel's own Booth!.....The Chrysler Building!

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Whats something you might find at a bus stop? Chewing Gum!!!

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What is something used by construction workers? (building a house or office) Coffee Mugs......

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If at first you dont succeed___________________ (fill in the blank) Pull your foreskin o'er yer heed

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How often do you take your car for a wash and do you just get the basic service or go all out? Every Sunday for a Carwash and every service on time!

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Finish the sentence... " I really want _________" To make my S/O Laugh more!

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Does it really matter what I think? Opinions are like Assholes.....everyone has one and some of them STINK! But yours are worth listening too as are the Great Mrs C's

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What's your name? Helen........and all the connotations of it! Helen Earth Helen Wheels Helen and High Water

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What is the Penalty Box? What is it like to be in it? it states you can appeal but forget it! You are banned from the site and nothing is going to reverse it. You cannot post read comments nor contact anyone!......and your friends think you are ignoring them..

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Is Rinky Dinky Do in the Penalty Box? I fear he cannot!

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Do you have any idea what VIMTO is? It is THE drink! Vim and Tonic VIM TO Shlurple the Purple People! http://www.vimto.co.uk/

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Have you ever spent time in the woods? With Guys that had it!

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What do you eat scrambled eggs with? GUSTO!

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Why is everyone so mean, period? Do you mean, Full Stop.

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What is the first thing you do in the morning after you get out of bed? Let my Dog out for a Wee Wee (take note BRITT!) LOL

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OK NOT TRYING TO BE NASTY BUT CLEAR LIQUID JUST DRAINED FROM MY NOSE I COULDNT EVEN FEEL IM AFRAID ITS BRAIN FLUID ANY IDEA? Booger me! We got a RUNNER!

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Do you ever run out of points for NUNYA bacause she asks so many questions? No! She is charming!

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Why were you ordered to appear in court? I wasn't... I was found guilty and summararily sentenced....My appeal was unheeded and unheard.

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Did you peak in high school? They were not peaks they were Globes!

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Don't you have something better to do? Nothing better than this!......well ok....two things....

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How many of you have Shlurpled the Purple? ME ME ME !!!!! Oh! Now I am in a quandary! I know the answer is VIMTO... BUT I so want to put something outrageous for Ripple to be shocked at! BUT As I am just 'OUT OF JAIL' I will say me....It was delicious and I swallowed every drop!....... http://www.vimto.co.uk/

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East Hill swinging Nice and Smooth is now a sage. Who would like to join me in a golf party in his honour? Sorry for the delay Keith I have been in AB Prison! Woot Toot!

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Are you the sort of person who would 'have a go' if they saw lawbreakers or would you stand back? Yes.......and those that know me...know I would rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6

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