Answerbag: LEO's answers

Answer to How has the location of the United States affected its relations with other nations in different parts of the world?

Thu, 29 Mar 2012 14:00:04 -0700

How has the location of the United States affected its relations with other nations in different parts of the world?

oceans are a great buffer

Answer to Give me an alternate disgusting name for an otherwise perfectly normal dish?

Wed, 28 Mar 2012 10:28:23 -0700

Give me an alternate disgusting name for an otherwise perfectly normal dish?

BEHAVE!!!

Answer to How do you react when you have given way while driving and the other driver has failed to thank you?

Wed, 28 Mar 2012 10:23:34 -0700

How do you react when you have given way while driving and the other driver has failed to thank you?

understated confetti canon blast thank-you ;)

Answer to Are you going to see this Hunger Games movie? What is it about anyway?

Wed, 28 Mar 2012 10:17:39 -0700

Are you going to see this Hunger Games movie? What is it about anyway?

Fantasy flik guaranteed to satisfy your thirst for violence

Answer to How can I reduce swelling and discomfort in muscles of calf? Swelling is worse and mobility decreased after Phys ther Heat, ultrasnd.

Wed, 28 Mar 2012 10:02:33 -0700

How can I reduce swelling and discomfort in muscles of calf? Swelling is worse and mobility decreased after Phys ther Heat, ultrasnd.

elevate leg. rest leg w/ cool pack to help swelling. may need aspirin or stronger med for pain:Advil..cool it for a day ;)

Answer to What domestic sounds comfort you? Clock ticking? Someone cooking in the kitchen? Pets meowing? Furnace running? What? When? Whom?

Wed, 28 Mar 2012 09:52:07 -0700

What domestic sounds comfort you? Clock ticking? Someone cooking in the kitchen? Pets meowing? Furnace running? What? When? Whom?

may sound silly but I welcome the humm of the lawnmower and the pendulum on the clock is everpresent

Answer to Is Mr. Potato Head a vegetarian?

Wed, 28 Mar 2012 09:48:01 -0700

Is Mr. Potato Head a vegetarian?

He's from New Jersey

Answer to Where did the name Easter come from?

Wed, 28 Mar 2012 09:24:36 -0700

Where did the name Easter come from?

Easter Island

Answer to Since our Supreme Court is asking and we'll all die, why DOESN'T our government force everyone to buy burial/cremation insurance?

Wed, 28 Mar 2012 09:19:21 -0700

Since our Supreme Court is asking and we'll all die, why DOESN'T our government force everyone to buy burial/cremation insurance?

Great idea Jack, we could call it the Burn/Fill Bill

Answer to What altitude does a vehicle have to exceed for its pilot and passengers to be officially recognized as spacemen?:-)

Wed, 28 Mar 2012 09:11:47 -0700

What altitude does a vehicle have to exceed for its pilot and passengers to be officially recognized as spacemen?:-)

true alt or density? space is officially outside the Earths atmosphere then deep space and of course the outer limits

Answer to If you were really good at business would you just use your skills to make loads of money or would you just earn enough to live on?

Wed, 28 Mar 2012 09:05:50 -0700

If you were really good at business would you just use your skills to make loads of money or would you just earn enough to live on?

Successful business consultants do both

Answer to How early can you show to a girl that you like them?

Wed, 28 Mar 2012 09:03:55 -0700

How early can you show to a girl that you like them?

instantly,don't stop to think twice, act natural, be yourself

Answer to Is cycling slowly or fast more exercise per mile?

Wed, 28 Mar 2012 08:53:11 -0700

Is cycling slowly or fast more exercise per mile?

Cycling faster is more difficult to endure for prolonged periods so train in spurts to pace yourself, it wouldn't hurt to self monitor your heart rate

Answer to What should a leader of a country stay out of? Why?

Tue, 27 Mar 2012 10:09:20 -0700

What should a leader of a country stay out of? Why?

Stay out of the internal tribalism conflicts which will continue with or without U.S.!!!!

Answer to What do you find to be truly a miracle? Why?

Tue, 27 Mar 2012 09:46:15 -0700

What do you find to be truly a miracle? Why?

Domestic pets can heal humans because we need each other

Answer to What's one of your secret family recipes that has been passed down in your family?

Tue, 27 Mar 2012 09:42:32 -0700

What's one of your secret family recipes that has been passed down in your family?

Our ancestors are from Equador and recipes for shrunken head-to-toe soup is highly coveted

Answer to Gingrich is now charging $50 per photo for supporters! Combining book tours with his candidacy/charging for photos? How low will he go?

Tue, 27 Mar 2012 09:38:23 -0700

Gingrich is now charging $50 per photo for supporters! Combining book tours with his candidacy/charging for photos? How low will he go?

Rumour has it the G-man's posing ala Lohan-style for Cosmopolitan magazine's November issue along with complimentary Tums samples for anti-nausea

Answer to If your personality was a language, what language would it be?

Tue, 27 Mar 2012 09:34:04 -0700

If your personality was a language, what language would it be?

English rules the waves!!

Answer to What do you think of Obama 2012 putting it's hoodies on sale?

Tue, 27 Mar 2012 09:30:23 -0700

What do you think of Obama 2012 putting it's hoodies on sale?

C'MON!!!!! it's springtime and the hoody garment offers added warmth from cold blustery conditions. Plzz don't turn a garment into a politically correct/incorrect symbol. Do they come in size XXXL for the little woman?

Answer to What do you think about all of the questions as of late that are referencing race?

Tue, 27 Mar 2012 09:08:28 -0700

What do you think about all of the questions as of late that are referencing race?

I welcome the dialogue and like others try to better understand subjects that sometimes make me feel awkward

Answer to how can i weigh my lower body without detaching my legs?

Fri, 09 Mar 2012 10:43:46 -0800

how can i weigh my lower body without detaching my legs?

HUH? you wouldn't want thaat!

Answer to why do I look like the mailman :-)?

Fri, 09 Mar 2012 10:22:58 -0800

why do I look like the mailman :-)?

Uniforms are so uniform

Answer to Does Barack really wear Michelle's clothes in private ?

Fri, 09 Mar 2012 10:19:05 -0800

Does Barack really wear Michelle's clothes in private ?

Robes are unisex and private lives aren't for the general public

Answer to What would you leave on the moon to mark that you were there?

Fri, 09 Mar 2012 10:14:19 -0800

What would you leave on the moon to mark that you were there?

A mylar balloon reading "Have a Nice Day"

Answer to Should we do away with Mondays and just have eight more weeks in the year?

Fri, 09 Mar 2012 10:12:38 -0800

Should we do away with Mondays and just have eight more weeks in the year?

Nah, Mondays are light shopping days without long lines but the Roman calendar is tried and true

Answer to What's wasted?

Wed, 07 Mar 2012 15:46:33 -0800

What's wasted?

American taxpayer's dollars everday

Answer to What do you feel at a deep level right now? Why?

Wed, 07 Mar 2012 15:29:47 -0800

What do you feel at a deep level right now? Why?

Censured by AB and their Zionist staffers

Answer to I cant avoid____________?

Wed, 07 Mar 2012 14:45:42 -0800

I cant avoid____________?

war in the muddle east

Answer to Maria shriver is getting marriage counselling with Arnold schwarzenegger, do you think she should give him a second chance? would you?

Tue, 06 Mar 2012 14:27:22 -0800

Maria shriver is getting marriage counselling with Arnold schwarzenegger, do you think she should give him a second chance? would you?

That's for a once very happy couple to sort out in private without paparazzi

Answer to Im so glad my first name is NOT_____________?

Tue, 06 Mar 2012 12:45:26 -0800

Im so glad my first name is NOT_____________?

Fran

Answer to How many of you fellow intellectuals, like the fact that Barrack Hussein Obama screwed us down to a, AA world credit rating?

Tue, 06 Mar 2012 12:43:28 -0800

How many of you fellow intellectuals, like the fact that Barrack Hussein Obama screwed us down to a, AA world credit rating?

Our Russian and Chinese investors are vested stakeholders in the USA along with numerous foreign investors regardless that's the nature of a global market

Answer to If you burned your hand on a element, how would you speed up it's healing...

Mon, 05 Mar 2012 11:30:16 -0800

If you burned your hand on a element, how would you speed up it's healing...

Tanic acid from teabags or instant ice tea mix as a paste will relieve burning sensation...get those element covers

Answer to Do you think russia's former president Vladimir Putin looks like a James bond Villain?

Mon, 05 Mar 2012 09:12:19 -0800

Do you think russia's former president Vladimir Putin looks like a James bond Villain?

Look again

Answer to Is it possible to clone yourself from your own dandruff?

Mon, 05 Mar 2012 09:02:10 -0800

Is it possible to clone yourself from your own dandruff?

just your Head and Shoulders get cloned onto New Balance shoes ;)

Answer to If you live in SC do you support Newt?

Fri, 20 Jan 2012 13:30:38 -0800

If you live in SC do you support Newt?

Love what he's done with his fluffy white hair what a gift from God!!!

Answer to Do you hand your freedom over to the inventors of sub divided time when you wear a watch?

Mon, 16 Jan 2012 13:11:55 -0800

Do you hand your freedom over to the inventors of sub divided time when you wear a watch?

Fudchka Yeah!

Answer to What do you think the hardest Physical job (s) are ? A list is okay...

Mon, 16 Jan 2012 11:06:15 -0800

What do you think the hardest Physical job (s) are ? A list is okay...

general construction laborer

Answer to Could you work in any deparment of Forensic's?

Mon, 16 Jan 2012 11:04:23 -0800

Could you work in any deparment of Forensic's?

Dr. Martin Luther King's assasination was NEVER forensically investigated due to major cover-up..he's worthy of another full independent forensic detail to uncover the "inconvenient truth".

Answer to who do you consider, was/is a genius ? in the last ten years?

Mon, 16 Jan 2012 10:59:21 -0800

who do you consider, was/is a genius ? in the last ten years?

MIKE JUDD(creator of Beavis & Butthead) he captured the adolescent male mindset

Answer to Why are people so picky about which country their products are made in?

Wed, 11 Jan 2012 11:13:00 -0800

Why are people so picky about which country their products are made in?

various countries have differing standards for health/safety especially food/drink..think fresh lettuce..now think of lettuce imported from countries where field sanitation is an afterthought..irrigation systems aren't supposed to be human powered ;) get the pic?

Answer to When you go into the water what is the first thing tht comes to mind?

Wed, 11 Jan 2012 11:03:52 -0800

When you go into the water what is the first thing tht comes to mind?

sea monkeys!!!!!!

Answer to What do you think of "thought police?" Do you know of laws making it illegal to think and express ideas?

Wed, 11 Jan 2012 10:53:33 -0800

What do you think of "thought police?" Do you know of laws making it illegal to think and express ideas?

never under estimate psych-ops

Answer to It's impolite to ___________ during an opera.

Wed, 11 Jan 2012 10:46:11 -0800

It's impolite to ___________ during an opera.

take your temperature

Answer to Ok, don't get silly, but does the typical woman have ONE bosom? or two? That is does the word refer to both, or is it pluralized?

Wed, 11 Jan 2012 10:41:44 -0800

Ok, don't get silly, but does the typical woman have ONE bosom? or two? That is does the word refer to both, or is it pluralized?

A two bosomed broad walks into a bar with a Rabbi..

Answer to If the world is a pie, which part of it would you eat?

Wed, 11 Jan 2012 10:40:15 -0800

If the world is a pie, which part of it would you eat?

Iceland slushy WB!

Answer to Do you like red lipstick? Why or why not?

Fri, 06 Jan 2012 11:40:35 -0800

Do you like red lipstick? Why or why not?

not on the collar!

Answer to Why are text books at the college level so expensive to buy and worth nearly nothing when students sell them back?

Fri, 06 Jan 2012 11:26:12 -0800

Why are text books at the college level so expensive to buy and worth nearly nothing when students sell them back?

SCAM!!! students seeking higher ed are victim to greedy publishers who change a few paragraphs in a text book to justify the new editions..buy used if you don't mind highlighter marker and copious margin notations!

Answer to Why do different countries need to have different laws? Wouldn't it be better if laws were the same throughout the world?

Tue, 03 Jan 2012 13:28:57 -0800

Why do different countries need to have different laws? Wouldn't it be better if laws were the same throughout the world?

Ethics transcend boundaries so it's conceivably possible yet impossible to enforce

Answer to What steps do you feel are needed to develop an unbiased perspective on a matter, espeically when the emotions are involved?

Wed, 21 Dec 2011 08:20:52 -0800

What steps do you feel are needed to develop an unbiased perspective on a matter, espeically when the emotions are involved?

It begins with information. Dis/misinformation is always a variable..beware. So step one is to gather info from credible sources that are unbiased without agenda. Objectivity is a learned skill. If a matter triggers your personal boundary take a break and come back to issue for better focus....

Answer to Obama versus Trump in The 2012 Presidential Election. Who would you vote for?

Wed, 21 Dec 2011 07:57:42 -0800

Obama versus Trump in The 2012 Presidential Election. Who would you vote for?

Compromise isn't part of King Trumps vocabulary..egomaniacs don't apply for Prez's job because THE WHITE HOUSE ISN"T FOR SALE

Answer to What is your favourite Christmas movie?

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 13:09:39 -0800

What is your favourite Christmas movie?

Miracle on 34th(Natalie Wood)

Answer to Is there anyone who dislikes you for the way you look?

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 13:05:01 -0800

Is there anyone who dislikes you for the way you look?

No I'm uglier than the elephant man's offspring

Answer to Would you feel okay running for office, knowing that your past was going to be made public?

Thu, 15 Dec 2011 09:31:35 -0800

Would you feel okay running for office, knowing that your past was going to be made public?

Politics is for pirannhas!

Answer to When you answer your phone do you put on different accents to make the callers think they've dialled the wrong number?

Thu, 15 Dec 2011 09:28:46 -0800

When you answer your phone do you put on different accents to make the callers think they've dialled the wrong number?

I usually order carryout pizza w/ Italian accent for giggles

Answer to Can animals be hypnotized?

Thu, 15 Dec 2011 09:07:46 -0800

Can animals be hypnotized?

On the count of three you'll stop barking at the mailman

Answer to If a guy told you he wasn't scared of anything in the world not even death, would you believe him?

Thu, 15 Dec 2011 09:04:40 -0800

If a guy told you he wasn't scared of anything in the world not even death, would you believe him?

yes fearlessness exists until confronted with the reaper

Answer to Why is the US Navy unarguably the finest military branch?

Mon, 12 Dec 2011 07:43:09 -0800

Why is the US Navy unarguably the finest military branch?

Share your answer...

Answer to A good song to listen to while driving the long road?

Fri, 09 Dec 2011 12:39:40 -0800

A good song to listen to while driving the long road?

Dora the Explorer sings the Classics..NOT

Answer to A good song to listen to while driving the long road?

Fri, 09 Dec 2011 12:35:17 -0800

A good song to listen to while driving the long road?

Alvin & the Chipmunks take a Trip

Answer to Like is too weak, love is too strong, any suggestions?

Fri, 09 Dec 2011 11:49:06 -0800

Like is too weak, love is too strong, any suggestions?

I am very very much in like with you?

Answer to NASCAR Fans - do you feel that nascar has become a joke in the last decade?

Fri, 09 Dec 2011 11:22:10 -0800

NASCAR Fans - do you feel that nascar has become a joke in the last decade?

Disrespecting the First Lady recently was very tacky. All the automotive companies should stop sponsorship due to the political "incorrectness" brazenly displayed. Want to know how many people of color purchase vehicles who ain't rednecks? SHAME ON NASCAR FANS!!!!

Answer to What saves you time?

Fri, 09 Dec 2011 11:06:41 -0800

What saves you time?

my IPhone

Answer to From the anti-Gingrich ads being run by the pro-Romney folks the Dems don't have to do a thing. Will pro-Gingrich or pro-Romney GOP win?

Fri, 09 Dec 2011 11:05:03 -0800

From the anti-Gingrich ads being run by the pro-Romney folks the Dems don't have to do a thing. Will pro-Gingrich or pro-Romney GOP win?

Dynamic duo:Romney/VP Gingrich but Obama will win the 2012 election statistically

Answer to Will US army keep it's arrogance in space?

Fri, 09 Dec 2011 10:57:48 -0800

Will US army keep it's arrogance in space?

airforce and NASA is recognized for its accomplishments

Answer to Have you ever loked at somthing you've written and been like, "What was I tihinking?"

Thu, 08 Dec 2011 08:08:04 -0800

Have you ever loked at somthing you've written and been like, "What was I tihinking?"

mos def can relate....? whhhh?

Answer to Have you ever loked at somthing you've written and been like, "What was I tihinking?"

Thu, 08 Dec 2011 08:07:58 -0800

Have you ever loked at somthing you've written and been like, "What was I tihinking?"

mos def can relate....? whhhh?

Answer to What is the most unique thing in your home?

Thu, 08 Dec 2011 08:01:10 -0800

What is the most unique thing in your home?

don't get me started on design..better have a seat

Answer to What groups have "buzz saw" guitars?

Thu, 08 Dec 2011 07:54:22 -0800

What groups have "buzz saw" guitars?

Ministry comes to mind

Answer to Why would anyone go $80,000 in college debt for a masters degree in Spanish and then complain about their college debt ?

Thu, 08 Dec 2011 07:32:17 -0800

Why would anyone go $80,000 in college debt for a masters degree in Spanish and then complain about their college debt ?

translation plzzz"how you say nearest bank " in Spainish

Answer to Who's this Arab?

Thu, 08 Dec 2011 07:28:55 -0800

Who's this Arab?

This covert goat herder goes by the name al-Quattro ;) 2 funny W!!

Answer to What's the 1st sports' team that comes to mind?

Thu, 08 Dec 2011 07:21:40 -0800

What's the 1st sports' team that comes to mind?

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{LIONS}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

Answer to Now that funding for law enforcement has been significantly cut, where is the best place to mug someone?

Sat, 03 Dec 2011 08:37:23 -0800

Now that funding for law enforcement has been significantly cut, where is the best place to mug someone?

parking lots and malls

Answer to Do you have the skills necessary to survive in the wilderness?

Sat, 03 Dec 2011 08:36:51 -0800

Do you have the skills necessary to survive in the wilderness?

yes

Answer to Did you know that Johnny Depp wanted to be a Rockstar and he used to play with a band called The Kids?

Sat, 03 Dec 2011 08:34:02 -0800

Did you know that Johnny Depp wanted to be a Rockstar and he used to play with a band called The Kids?

no

Answer to Girls, would you have spanked Hitler if you happened to have dated him then finding out he was wearing your underwear?

Sat, 03 Dec 2011 08:33:13 -0800

Girls, would you have spanked Hitler if you happened to have dated him then finding out he was wearing your underwear?

pistol whip is more deserving..over and over til' the vinegar is poured on his open wound..die MOFO

Answer to would you be willing to eat a bowl of live magots for $25,000?

Sat, 03 Dec 2011 08:30:23 -0800

would you be willing to eat a bowl of live magots for $25,000?

no

Answer to Is it true that Donald Trump in going to be the moderator for the next GOP Debate? Whatddya think of that? Great times ahead or what?

Sat, 03 Dec 2011 08:27:03 -0800

Is it true that Donald Trump in going to be the moderator for the next GOP Debate? Whatddya think of that? Great times ahead or what?

what a hump

Answer to Girls. A guy is attracted to you and asks you out but you're not in the least bit attracted to him. Are you cruel or kind about it?

Sat, 03 Dec 2011 08:26:22 -0800

Girls. A guy is attracted to you and asks you out but you're not in the least bit attracted to him. Are you cruel or kind about it?

kindness is always better

Answer to Name of cartoon movie about farm animals fighting a war against another world they flew planes and such, from the 90s mabye late 80s?

Sat, 03 Dec 2011 08:25:23 -0800

Name of cartoon movie about farm animals fighting a war against another world they flew planes and such, from the 90s mabye late 80s?

Richard Scarry"s

Answer to In what situations are you a fast learner? In what situations are you a slow learner?

Sat, 03 Dec 2011 08:24:34 -0800

In what situations are you a fast learner? In what situations are you a slow learner?

tech fast people slower

Answer to Will Michael Jackson, The King of Pop, be remembered forever?

Sat, 03 Dec 2011 08:23:36 -0800

Will Michael Jackson, The King of Pop, be remembered forever?

We need a museum to immortalize the man that changed the world!!

Answer to Religion-wise, what religious belief does venerating/idolizing the dead ancestors fall into?

Sat, 03 Dec 2011 08:20:53 -0800

Religion-wise, what religious belief does venerating/idolizing the dead ancestors fall into?

Buddhist

Answer to Are you ready for the real thing?

Sat, 03 Dec 2011 08:18:48 -0800

Are you ready for the real thing?

keepin it real

Answer to People of science, what is the purpose of the pubic hair?

Sat, 03 Dec 2011 08:16:50 -0800

People of science, what is the purpose of the pubic hair?

bacteria barrier

Answer to Have you ever unknowingly bought counterfeit products?

Sat, 03 Dec 2011 08:15:24 -0800

Have you ever unknowingly bought counterfeit products?

no never

Answer to What does it mean if a man tells you that you are ageless/timeless? Is it a good thing?

Sat, 03 Dec 2011 08:14:34 -0800

What does it mean if a man tells you that you are ageless/timeless? Is it a good thing?

it's a complement

Answer to We registers/store every single neg.or pos.stimuli we are exposed to.Do you know about this ?

Sat, 03 Dec 2011 08:12:28 -0800

We registers/store every single neg.or pos.stimuli we are exposed to.Do you know about this ?

no

Answer to What gives you a thrill

Sat, 03 Dec 2011 08:08:45 -0800

What gives you a thrill

cycling my hardest while peddling uphill

Answer to What's with all this "restrooms" and "bathrooms" when they really mean "toilet"? Is "toilet" considered a rude word on AB?

Sat, 03 Dec 2011 08:01:05 -0800

What's with all this "restrooms" and "bathrooms" when they really mean "toilet"? Is "toilet" considered a rude word on AB?

Scotland refers to the toilet as the "crapper"

Answer to What is your favorite beer brand?

Sat, 03 Dec 2011 07:52:40 -0800

What is your favorite beer brand?

SAM ADDAMS: drink responsibly

Answer to What is one sight that no matter how much you look at it you never seem to have enough of it?

Sat, 03 Dec 2011 07:49:26 -0800

What is one sight that no matter how much you look at it you never seem to have enough of it?

looking at water is very calming ponds, lakes, and looking at white caps on the windy water all foamy and it smells fresh

Answer to What magazine do You read while sitting in a waiting room for your 'appointment'?

Sat, 03 Dec 2011 07:45:18 -0800

What magazine do You read while sitting in a waiting room for your 'appointment'?

National Geographic (nothing beats 3rd world hotties bathing in roadside puddles)

Answer to I can't believe they took their children to _______.

Thu, 01 Dec 2011 06:21:22 -0800

I can't believe they took their children to _______.

the casino..some people

Answer to What is something you tried once and will never try again?

Thu, 01 Dec 2011 06:20:08 -0800

What is something you tried once and will never try again?

surprise my mother with an unannounced visit..never again

Answer to If you had to give a speech to a room full of strangers, but were allowed to choose the topic, what would your speech be about?

Thu, 01 Dec 2011 06:16:32 -0800

If you had to give a speech to a room full of strangers, but were allowed to choose the topic, what would your speech be about?

tea

Answer to do you think its wrong for brothers to have gay sex. i have not had sex with my brother i was just wondering about others views.

Thu, 01 Dec 2011 06:03:06 -0800

do you think its wrong for brothers to have gay sex. i have not had sex with my brother i was just wondering about others views.

you talkin bout two dudes of color..OK but two dudes with the same mom and dad ..NO WAY SICK!

Answer to Where in the world would you most like to go for your next vacation

Thu, 01 Dec 2011 06:00:17 -0800

Where in the world would you most like to go for your next vacation

bahamas offers great diving

Answer to If you spray Pam in your crack will it prevent wedgies?

Thu, 01 Dec 2011 05:54:59 -0800

If you spray Pam in your crack will it prevent wedgies?

Concrete patch works best for cracks but spray PAM is great on your satellite dish to keep the snow from accumulating and prevents ice buildup during winter extremes

Answer to Are you excited that NBA is gonna play on Christmas day?

Thu, 01 Dec 2011 05:49:41 -0800

Are you excited that NBA is gonna play on Christmas day?

HELLYES!!! Basketball Jones I got a basketball jones I got a basketball jones baby ooo oooo ooooooooooooooooooooooo! GO PISTONS!!!

Answer to Is it ok to have some humor on answerbag?

Thu, 01 Dec 2011 05:46:00 -0800

Is it ok to have some humor on answerbag?

Go ahead gigglegasm all you want! LEO approves!