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Do you ever wake up and see things/people standing there?
ya'll are trippin. i'm for real. ya'll trippin.
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What is the weirdest facebook/myspace group you have ever seen?
i joined the following groups tonight on facebook believe it or not!
Jimmy became a fan of I Wish Music Played During Epic Moments of My Life and Not Just in Movies.
Jimmy became a fan of trying to tell someone else about something funny but cant stop laughing. ·
Jimmy became a fan of Having a 100% sarcastic conversation with someone who thinks youre serious.
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Whats something good to watch high?
pineapple express
the hangover
dumb & dumber
forgetting sarah marshall
how high
half baked
land of the lost
superbad
cheech & chong's up in smoke
friday
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Why is killing yourself (suicide) illegal, but abortion (killing someone else) legal? Since abortion is legal, shouldn't suicide be too?
Well the bright side to suicide is, if you succeed, who's pressing charges?
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What do you think next step of human evolution will be?
I think pretty soon kids are going to start being born without wisdom teeth!
Maybe a few thousand years down the line, we lose the little toe, who knows.
As for the human mind, well, that's always evolving. Slowly, but nevertheless evolving.
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Do drugs change the way you think and make you not care about anything but yourself and your next high?
Drug addiction can definitely change a person (though in many cases, it's temporary) priorities get messed up and drugs come first. Used as presribed or even recreationally, I don't think they really change people.
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What is the power of One?
Half the power of Two.
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What is you most watched movie?
for 2009:
The Hangover
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
of all time:
Back To The Future
Back To The Future part II
Back To The Future part III
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My mom's dog has gone deaf in the last year or so. Does he know he's deaf? or is he sitting there going "gee, it's mighty quiet lately"?
he probably put the 2 and 2 together when he sees your mouth move and hears nothing. thats sad.
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Do people care about Tiger Woods car crash and, if so, why?
no, it seems like a media diversion. you turn on the news and they mention mr. woods every hour, on the hour. its not that big of a deal.
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Philosopher-saint is now a guru. Who would like to join me at a saints, sinners and gurus party to celebrate his achievement?
thanks for all the great answers, saint! congrats
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What is the largest object with the least weight known to man?
1,000 tons of cotton balls. imagine how much space that would take up!
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How to keep a kitten from climbing a 10 ft. fake christmas tree?
make a moat around the tree and fill it with piranhas.
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Is 20/70 vision realy bad?
its bad enough. i had 25/45, and in the 45 eye it was really bothering me, im sure its like 10x worse now.
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What makes u sad? :(
it's "txt sp3ak" ! :)
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I am taking you to KFC, what are you going to order?
one bucket of grilled chicken, and some potato wedges.
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Will you do anything for chocolate?
nah, i literally have some within arm's reach to me.
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Whats the worst thing you can say to someone who just got married?
"you're making a huge mistake"
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If Jesus appears right before you what will be your first reaction?
i'd contact my doctor and discuss lowering my dosage
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Has anyone received their free offers from www.squidoo.com/trialjunkie?
I don't fall for that stuff anymore. 347,000 emails later and i haven't received a thing from any website claiming to give away anything for free. just a ton of spam that still comes in on the daily.
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Should dogs have sex toys?
AB glitch, didnt post my link!
http://inventorspot.com/articles/sex_doll_dogs_satisfies_urge_purge_30852
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Why is everybody in LA retarded?
maybe someone poisoned the drinking water
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Where is Afghanistan going?
it's going down in the history books for "dumbest place to have a war..."
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How did cavemen cook their food?
the george caveman grill
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What did you enjoy as a child that no longer exists?
A cartoon called 'Doug' that aired on Nickelodeon.
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What would happen if Star Wars characters used Facebook?
**speaking like Yoda** instant message you, they would.
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Who is naked right now?
your mum.
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Do Atheists celebrate thanksgiving>
I believe Thanksgiving is more of a regional holiday (U.S. & Canada) rather than a religous one.
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If a bird were to land on your windowsill, what would you like it to be?
this one :)
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Have you ever been rewarded undeservedly? When? Why?
I cheated on a math test in middle school, using a calculator in a section where you werent allowed to use one. I did so well my grade went from D to an A, and i got an award certificate. i did feel some amount of guilt i remember though, and im pretty sure i never cheated again after that.
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What do you think about Oprah leaving the talk show circuit?
good riddance
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How do I legally dispose of a microwave oven?
I would disintegrate it with a sledge hammer if I were you... might take a little while though
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Who is your favorite cereal character?
behold... count chocula!
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What are the three WORST Stephen King books?
I could never get into the Dark Tower series. I didn't even feel like I was reading Stephen King, it actually seemed closer to lord of the rings.
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Did anyone hear about this new website www.googlegooglegooglegoogle.com?
If I ever make it on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire?" I will make sure that my phone-a-friend lifeline is using that web-site to find my answer in real time. thank you.
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What do you think of Windows 7?
I picked up a new laptop last week (Toshiba Satellite) it came equipped w/ Windows 7 Home Premium. I must say, I love it so far. The Background wallpaper changes every few minutes (like a screensaver), the media player can be viewed as a picture in picture type deal (so i can actually watch a movie in a little box in the corner while i surf the web) everythings better organized, it runs quicker...
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Where can i watch Menace II Society For free online?
http://www.watch-movies-online.tv/movies/menace_ii_society/
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I cant do full push ups - my arms are too weak to go to a 90degree angle when i dip down. does this make a difference?
Don't be afraid to take baby steps on this one. Do 1 push up today, 2 push ups tomorrow, the next day do 4, and so on. In just a few days you should be able to do a set of 5, give yourself a few minutes and get back down for another 5. It gets easier with time, also, the closer your hands are on the floor to each other, the harder they will be to do. Place your hands where you feel most...
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Who or what do you most associate with UFOs?
satellites, space debris, government & military conspiracies, and in some cases possibly alien life forms
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Type of wine that goes best with a grilled cheese sandwich?
a fine zinfandel....from 7-Eleven.
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What shouldn't you do when placing an order at McDonalds?
don't make orders too fancy i say, those employees are overworked and don't get paid enough in my opinion. e.g.: if i don't want pickles i'll take them off myself... tomato's a diff story however, i don't even want a tomato touching my food :) ...then again, does McDonalds even Have tomatoes?
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What did Sartre mean by, "Hell is other people"?
I love that quote because it's open to interpretation; It sounds to me that Jean-Paul Sartre has been disappointed by everyone whom he ever knew, and possibly found comfort and solace only from within himself. He probably wasn't the most social type of person if you know what I'm sayin.
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Why has Windows 7 had worse sales than Vista?
I'm guessing it's the economy. I just got a new laptop from best buy, and well.. when you're buying a new computer you don't really have a choice of the operating system. if its a new pc (and not a mac), ur getting windows 7 whether u like it or not (I could be mistaken, but thats how it was everywhere I looked)
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Why am i so kool
For 3 reasons:
1) you're an Anonymous member
2. you purposely misspelled "cool"
3. you leave out the question mark.
deceptively simple, yet eloquent.
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I say vanilla you say _______________?
SKY! (great movie)
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Have you ever eaten a Choco Taco before?
I freakin love choco tacos
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I invade. I destroy,What am I?
Herpes?
The U.S. military?
A Metallica fan?
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How can you make someone fall out of love with you?
figure that one out & let me know. some people become so obsessive that no matter what u do they'll always love you. which is kind of cool and scary at the same time.
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What would u do if they made weed legal?
i'd smoke myself retarded
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At the age of 18, What 5 words would you use to describe yourself or your life at that time?
I dug my own grave
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What is the best way of getting a hamster?
you should avoid having one mailed to you... i dunno, maybe try a pet store.
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Why is 2012 the new 2000 (end of the world) Is there some real reason they came up with this number?
2012 is new? try tellin that to the Mayans! haha. I'm sure you've already found your answer(s) to this question. Or maybe not answers, but at least you should have an idea now of where the year 2012 came from.
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What's up with all the talk these days about conserving our water resources? How is it possible to run out of water?
Great question, I've asked the same thing myself, several times, in real life, and worded differently on this site... Water is the most abundant resource on Earth, yet people have no clean drinking water or have to go miles for fresh water.. You'd think thered be a way to convert salt water (if thats the dilemma) to drinkable water by now! Youd also think they could come up with...
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Can science beat the doomsday hype?
By all accounts I've seen; science is starting to prove the doomsday hype is, at least possible. W/ every year becoming probable. When will this doomsday take place? That's something no one has foolproof evidence of yet. And if they do, they're not telling us.
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Which do you like better, Twix or KitKat?
both at the same time.
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Where you live, what animals are cooked for human consumption?
In America we don't have many choices, few other people already answered this question before me. It's amazing how many animals and insects are consumed around the world, yet they are taboo to eat here in the States.
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Where would you like to live?
Southern California :)
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Atheists- the devil owns your soul now, how come that doesn't bother you?
I reckon they do not believe in fairy tale creatures like the devil.
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What kind of medicine can abort
a child? ...you might wanna ask a doctor about that one..
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What's your opinion on art nude photography depicting under-18s?
Dear Anonymous asker, I'm guessing you don't have a daughter? right... if you did I'm sure you wouldn't like the idea of anyone seeing your underage daughter nude; "art" or not. and by the way sounds a lot more to me like pedophelia.
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What are some ways to decrease depression without any medication?
most people will tell you something along the lines of this: a good diet, exercise, spending time with family and friends, talking to someone, maybe even a therapist..
what most people don't understand however is that depression is like a writer's block, but on life. theres no motivation to exercise, some of us may not even have money to eat healthy, or at all, or have the know how...
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Have you ever stolen towels, room amenities or etc from hotels you have stayed at?
used to take towels and such... maybe some soaps, shampoo.. i dunno why, i just feel like i get more bang for my buck if i take like an ashtray or something... btw, theyve never billed me later for stolen stuff (just a coupl towels, maybe a blanket once.
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What is the best 9/11 documentary?
in this order:
Farenheit 9/11 (must see)
Loose Change
Zeitgeist.
let me know what u think about em if u get the chance.
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What is it like outside of where you are right now?
dont usualy answer my own Q's but someone might be curious :)
South Florida, United States, 74 degrees and windy, dark.. its one of the very few nice days we have in florida!
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Do you believe in getting high on Marijuana and if you don't why not?
im in my mid 20s, after years of smoking i do believe in getting high on weed. but not stoned. i like to have a couple hits and calm down at night.... but getting retarded high is not cool, unless your in high school.. and it doesnt exactly pave the road to success either.. but whatever floats your boat.
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What would happen if you got rid of your television?
well keithold, i reckon i'd be one step closer to having an actual social life.
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Why do people use Twitter?
testing 1, 2.
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Have you ever played farmville? Will you be my neighbor?
just started today... facebook.com/jimmyloud
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What happens when an Englishman walks into a bar?
depends how hard he walks into it. he might get a concussion.... or he might order a pale ale
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Some people in the world are bored today. Are you one of those people?
I get bored sometimes, but I'm leaving that boredom behind after reading this the other day...
http://www.wikihow.com/Overcome-Boredom
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How many people in the world have chronic hunger?
what ever number you come up with in your final count, add 1, cause i'm starving!
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How to stay awake without caffeine?
if it were possible, don't you think more people would have survived on Elm Street? :)
there's only one thing that can make you stay awake for days... however, it just so happens to be illegal. just take a powernap, or cold shower or something.
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What shouldn't be shown on television news?
1) all of that darn propaganda, its hard to decipher whats true or not
2) excessive and extensive stories on specific pop culture issues, e.g.: "kanye beat up Rihanna last week"
3) diversions: things that take your mind off of whats REALLY going on in the world, e.g.: America's healthcare problem
4) convoluted political jargon that nobody understands, or cares to understand...
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Mini notebook browser wont let me connect to internet
that sucks dood
try calling customer service.
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Who do you learn the most from?
in the previous months, i'd have to say i have learned the most from 'the regulars' right here on answerbag.
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Would you rather live on a planet with all dogs and cats but without any humans beside yourself? Why or why not?
no, that sounds awful
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What is the fastest you ever driven?
118 MPH in a 98 Mitsubishi Galant.
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What do you like a glass of milk with?
Oreos ...donuts deserve an honorable mention i should add
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Which one of your questions (or answers) have received the most negative ratings points?
wow i am very surprised to find this out.. ive asked like a thousand questions, and the least rated is -4 for "what is an interesting fact about uranus?" it went on to being rejected for whatever reason.
furthermore; i receive the most negative pts for my politically charged questions whether they involved Obama, Bush, etc., however, the positive pts were way more than enough to...
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Is learning acoustic guitar difficult?
well i'm not sure what difficult means to you, but i do know that i got my 1st guitar at age 10 and didnt play anything that even closely resembled music for quite some time (it would prob boil down to 50-100 solid hours if concurrent) it definitely helps a lot to play with someone who can at least show you the basics, theres some great lessons on youtube as well.
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What is the closest city to the Florida Keys?
I believe Miami is the closest major city to the Keys. Miami is less just a few hours north if im not mistaken
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Dont you hate it when people dont get what you are trying to ask on asnwerbag and they give you the completely wrong answer?
I'm not sure of what you're saying... try sprinkling some salt on it though :)
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Why are my dogs hind legs are involuntarily tapping?
maybe it's not involuntary and you have the Jackson 5 playing in the background
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When it seems like many people are turning away from religion, why does the Bible continue to be the best selling book?
I hadn't realized it was on the 'bestsellers list'
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Does your avatar make you who you are, shouldn't it?
it's not the avatar that makes you, it's you that makes the avatar
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What things do people buy a lot that they shouldn't buy so much of?
Bottled water;
it never made much sense to me.. It's the most abundant resource on Earth yet people are buying it like it's goin outta style. I run tap water through a Brita and fill up a thermos when i'm on the go.. It's also better for the environment this way.
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I am about to go to sleep. Am I going to have nightmares?
Watch A Nightmare on Elm Street as you're falling asleep, and you just might.. happened to me last night, freddy krueger was in my dreams... not cool!
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Do you like the person you have turned into on AB?
answerbag is like one gigantic support group for me; i love being able to communicate ideas, opinions, and humor to people on a large scale. i'm not sure if it's made me a better person, but i feel like a better person. i feel much more enlightened today than i did this same time last year, all thanks to answerbag.. i've asked a ton of questions that if i were to ask in the real...
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What was the first language ever to be spoken
quite possibly body language. or maybe a series of click sounds using the mouth
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How can you find out if someone you know is dealing drugs?
ask em for a dimebag and see what happens
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When do you know that it's a horror movie?
when you hear "ch ch ch ch.... ah ah ah ah ah"
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Scientists have determined that human DNA proteins are over 99% identical
your mum is over 99% identical
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Do you have a lighter? what design or markings does it have on it?
i just so happen to have in front of me 1 translucent blue Scripto lighter
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What would you be more comfortable doing with a stranger than with a friend?
Fist fight
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Where are you most likely to see a talking duck?
on a really good shroom trip
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What's one thing to drink, that you won't drink?
that v8 vegetable juice crap
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Who is the hottest answerbag user?
who knows; you dont even know for sure who people are or who they claim to be on the internet
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What is the most you have ever won in the Lottery?
$20 at most
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What makes you cry?
seeing or hearing someone else cry
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Would you keep a crocodile as a pet?
baby croc, if i had the proper habitat set up. wouldnt want to handle it when it got bigger though.. but if i had a caretaker for it, sure.
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Your blind date shows up & is perfect until you find out _______?
...that my date is blind, literally
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Your iced tea. Sweet or unsweet?
arnold palmer: half iced tea (sweet or not) and half lemonade.
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Do you love who you are and how you look?
I love how I look, I'm working on the whole 'love myself' thing right now... kinda been stuck in rut for some time now.
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Do you like classical music?
I was raised on classical music (thanks mom) and also on hardcore/punk rock music (thanks brother)... i listen to classical every now and again, moreso now after reading up on studies on "The Mozart Effect" (google/wiki that if you'd like) 5up!
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How often do you drink tea?
i've been tapering off of soda over the last year; but i still need a sugar fix, i'll have at least one large glass of lipton (mix powder) iced tea per day... arizona green tea w/ ginseng & honey about once a week. 5up!
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What is a good trippy movie to watch when your are tripping on acid?
well pretty much every movie will be trippy if you got good acid.... but; hands down, best one to watch while tripping:
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
even if youre not tripping, youll still feel like your on drugs just by watching it. 5up!
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What is your favorite candybar?
Twix, which reminds me i left one in the car, id bettter get it before it melts... brb
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Have you ever drunk a beer during a job interview?
Yes - as part of our group orientation at Clevelander (South Beach, FL) we were required to sample various alcoholic beverages... i was smashed!
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What is your favourite type of toast?
Jesus Toast!
(honorable mentions: texas toast & french toast)
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Chex Mix or Cheez it snack mix?
chocolate chex mix
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What's one constellation you have seen in the night sky?
I always see Orion's belt and the little dipper... Sometimes I see the big dipper as well.
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What three words describe how you feel about the state of the world?
Ying and yang
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yin_and_yang
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Why did JFK get assinated?
honestly I'm not sure, that was before my time.. I'll tell you this much though, you probably won't be seeing a U.S. President ridin around in a convertible again.
R.I.P. JFK, he was a great President from what I understand.
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What was the weirdest thing you've ever seen when you've looked up in the sky?
When I was younger (10-12yrs old), my friends and I would have nothing better to do at night than stare at the sky for extended periods of time.. I'd often see "UFOs", appearing as a star drifting at noticeable speeds.. After research, people say they are satellites, or space debris.. It's been a while since I've seen something like that.
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What does billie joe from greendays guitar pick look like?
like any other pick. he has thousands i'm sure.
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When I say yellow, you say...
listen to metallica.
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How to make great solo's on guitar?
guitar lessons on youtube have worked wonders for me... but, for solos- its best to to have someone who can sit there and show you how to learn them.. basically you just learn a good scale and play it faster, w/ diff variations etc. it won't happen overnight either.
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Can I see a copy of text messages from my daughter's phone if she has deleted them?
No, mobile phones do not possess the capability of doing so. There's no "recycle bin" if you will.
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How can you hear the Voice of God?
i dunno, mescaline?
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Is there a Monster in your closet?
nah, thats just my blow up doll...
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If you could be a fish, what what kind would you be?
anything thats not in a fish tank. some sort of shark or whale sounds feasible.
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Whats your thought about 2012?
I've studied the end days relationship with 2012, quite a great deal over the course of two years. I know this much: that nobody KNOWS what will happen in 2012, and the people who do know, are keeping it a secret.
What ever the case may be, armageddon or what have you, it's out of your hands so you might as well not dwell on it, continue living each day like it could be your last,...
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Do you look down on people who smoke?
hmmm.. only the ones that smoke, yet never have cigs, and ask me for 1... theyre gettn expensive, but i can never say no.
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When was the last time you went to the grocery store?
hmm.. 2 days ago? i have no grocery day, just when ever it feels right... words of wisdom: don't go there hungry! youll buy all sorts of junk food.. or maybe thats just me :)
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What color are my socks?
ummmm... black?
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Whats a snuggie?
they may look silly, but they are sooo comfy! (fun fact: shamwow is made out of the same sort of microfiber material)
this video pretty much sums up the snuggie, hope this helped! 5up*
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If you could be any symbol, what would you be and why?
Not really a symbol, but I'd be a giant "X".. i've always liked X's (hence the name XjimmyloudX)
remember when the artist formerly known as Prince changed his name to a symbol...?
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Where will you be next summer?
Los Angeles, CA... permanently!
i hope, i hope, i hope :)
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What is a good way to get more points on answerbag? I want to get my level up.
We should be asking you :)
you have plenty of them, heres 5 more :)
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What's the best trilogy ever?
I don't often answer my own questions... but since no one said it yet..
the Back to the Future trilogy!
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Do you keep cash hidden in your home? Where?
yes, its in the safe thats in my... hey wait a minute! i see what you're tryin to do ;)
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So lets get this straight...You dont like it when girls dress all slutty-looking?
no i love it actually.. as long as i'm not dating the girl in question.
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Can you tell me one lie, about yourself or anything?
I'm a big fan of Yahoo! Answers
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Is it true Dec. 25th is not the real birth date of Jesus Christ?
It's actually not even clear to me if J.C. ever existed at all.
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What is everywhere?
concrete
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I am 16 years old and my mom makes me go to the hairdresser to get my hair done once every two weeks,I hate going,but my mom says Im going no matter what.How can I get out of going?
shave ur head! that'll show her who's boss.
footnote: you might wanna stock up on wigs if you decide to do this.
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What do you think is MY favourite sandwich ? and no, it's not bacon, peanut butter and avocado !
bacon, peanut butter, and... kiwi?
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Is it normal to not be able to stop thinking about this that are disturbing to you?
I can't ever stop thinking about some of my closest friends' deaths, and the circumstances in which they died, of course I don't think only of their death, unfortunately though its part of the package.
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What do you want to put in your candy dish next?
peanut m&m's, and some candy corn. mmm.
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I have a 1997 ford f 150 and my friend put a cd player in it and now the turn signal and brake lights dont work
find your owners manual, look up the fuse for brakes/turn signal. replace the fuse blown (because thats what it is, just like the others said) however, if you replace the fuse, and it blows again, then theres a problem in the wiring, tell your friend about it and ask em if they can take retrace their steps to find the problem. good luck.
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If you saw three women walking into a mens restroom, what would you think?
anytime i see 3 or more people entering a restroom, i assume they're all going to "powder their nose"
cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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A slimfast shake for breakfast, one for lunch, and then a sensible dinner....Could you do it?
I do this sort of thing on the regular. Sometimes I'll even skip that first slimfast you mentioned..
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Is it too early in the day to start adding some whiskey to my cups of coffee? ;)
as long as u have nothing important to do its not.
cheers.
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Why did Wanbli close his account?
He came, he saw, he conquered... Something tells me we haven't seen the last of him though.
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If you got in your vehicle and drove north what stateline, border, etc. would you cross first?
Georgia, guess where I am...?
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OMG! I'M PREGNANT! and the baby's YOURS! ;)
any thoughts?
DNA test just came back.. turns out I'm not the father after all
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What time is peanut butter jelly time?
It certainly appears to be..
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What has been your most favorable encounter with law enforcement?
anytime it ended with the officer saying something along the lines of "Im going to let you go with a warning this time, blah blah blah"
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Just wondering...whats it like in the girls bathroom?
no urinals, more stalls, usually a bit messier. possibly a tampon or 2 laying around.
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How often do you watch the news?
when ever i feel like scarin the crap outta myself.
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What was Jesus' main message?
"do as i say, and don't ask any questions."
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Have you ever met someone in person that you met online?
happens
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Which do you like, Pepsi or Coke?
coke please. don't forget the straw, i don't have any bills...
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Why do animals such as birds know how to build a house and we we have to be taught?
well birds arent exactly putting up drywall and wiring electrical outlets either. i'm pretty sure i could instinctively build a nest for myself to live in, even if no one taught me, i could learn by watching how its done from a young age, such as a bird.
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Was Kanye West drunk when he embarrassed himself?
probably "...but beyonce had one of the best videos of all time!"
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Is it possible that you are already dead and what you are experiencing is your brain's memories reoccurring as it dies?
well the newspapers still have today's date on them... soo im gonna go out on a limb here and say im still alive. yaay.
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Are you a hater? If so, what do you hate?
no, but you reminded me of a funny video..
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I am watching 50 girls Toilet papering the neighbors house, what would you do if you saw this?
pump the brakes did u just say 50 GIRLS?... give me the location cause it sounds like a party over there!
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What emotion makes you get out of bed in the morning?
not so much an emotion, but the urge to pee usually gets me up.
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How close to you is the nearest fast food joint?
McDonalds, 2min drive. and there are 2 other locations that would be a 3min drive..
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What is college without friends?
What is *anything* without friends?
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How to get a big butt ? ??
strict soda and junkfood diet followed by sitting on your bum all day everyday. refrain from walking when ever possible. maybe get like a segway scooter or something.
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Why do guys like 'snapping' girls' bras?
i prefer to unsnap a bra and see what happens next.. its usually well received on the girl's end.
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If you were a talking cow, then what would you say?
keep it moo'vin
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Why do we twich in our sleep?
When you say "we" I assume you mean "you". and, maybe you have strange dreams, sleep paralysis, too much caffeine throughout the day, maybe a drug withdrawal, i dunno.
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Would you go to a Harry Potter theme park?
I'd go to the theme park way before I go to the theater to watch another one of those films..
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Name one thing you think you might have found in a Caveman's cave back in the prehistoric days
A "square" made out of stone (the premise to the popular "wheel" invention)
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Name one thing that sparkles.
good coke?
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What shows on Adult Swim do you NOT like?
basically everything besides the following:
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Family Guy
...i guess those are the only 2 i really care for.. metalocalypse is ok sometimes, but eh, im not much of a fan of cartoons.. or 'adult' cartoons for that matter.
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What species would be better off extinct?
humans... and i'm not sure if extinction is the answer, but we are definitely taking more from the earth than we are giving back to it, thats for sure.
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What shouldn't you do on a plane?
Wear a turbin and make any sort of reference to Allah while reading the Quran
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Xjimmyloudx is now a guru. Who would like to join me at a lets get loud party in his honour?
Awesome! thanks keithold! no ones ever done this for me on answerbag. i'd be surprised if anyone joins this party to be honest but i just wanna say, You rule!
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Of all the people who ever lived more than 2000 years ago, can you name one?
Horus, the Egyptian Sun God, circa 3000 B.C.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horus
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What is the best cold beer?
I enjoy an ice cold Yueng Ling. Surprisingly, Bush is also a good beer when ice cold.. goes down like water. taste horrible warm however, worse than most beers when they warm up
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Is it just me or does Olive Garden food taste like it was cooked in a microwave?
its just you.
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What are your thoughts on Kanye interrupting Barack Obama's speech? (video inside)
testing 1, 2. is thing on
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Car rental places are now charging $250 fee if you smoke in their cars. What are your thoughts on this?
i think i'll just tell them i won't be smoking from now on..
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You just won, lets say 2 billion dollars. Whats the first thing that comes to your mind to buy?
bodyguards.. and then a Ferrari or Lambo, or both.
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Did Michael Jackson fake his death?
new video.
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What are some of the stupidest stunts you have ever done?
Jumped a ramp on a mountain bike when I was 10, i took a rough landing and proceeded to ride face first into a concrete wall... other dumb "stunts" involved dropping in ramps at the skateparks, i guess my balance isnt very good.
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Can you feel your heart beat?
I always can, but lately I've been aware of what feels like an irregular heart beat.. Did some research the other night, they're called palpitations, which is basically an awareness of heart beat.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palpitation
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What not to do in jail?
these should be avoided:
singing in the shower
dancing on tables
dropping soap, no matter where u r
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How do you feel about Kanye West's interruption at last night's Mtv awards show? (video inside)
I just had to post this one....
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What would you do with $600,000 worth of vodka?
hopefully find someone who will trade me $600,000 worth of rum for it
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Do animals commit suicide?
Over the course of the last couple of months, I've had several birds (fully capable of flying) walk right into the road in front of my car (doing only 25mph or so) and when I swerve to avoid hitting them, they match my movement. I swear they want to die.
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What would be a really bad name for a funeral director?
Dr. Acula!
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Who was the first black president of the United States?
Is this a trick question? I think Obama's half black...
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Iv been on Zoloft for about 2 months & during this time Iv went from 10mg, 25mg & now 50mg & still no results? Im having doubts it will help my empty feeling/ numbness. Iv felt like this for over a year & my therapist just doesnt seem to understand? help!
I was once prescribed Zoloft and I felt it's effects immediately (within the first day), I thought it was helping my depression, but after a week I wrote it off as sort of a placebo/psychosumatic effect. I've never known anyone who had any sort of longterm success using Zoloft. If your therapist doesn't seem to be helping you then u should consider seeing e a different...
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What do models eat?
painkillers
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I'm angry...do you know why?
You just found out you've been spending too much money on car insurance?
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Is it wrong that I find it fuppin hilarious when people fall over?
seems like its just human nature to laugh at other peoples misfortunes..
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What would you do if you if all lights went out right now and michael jackson's beat it started playing at a very high volume?
whoops, i changed the song of choice to "billie jean" but the question still says beat it
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Do you like going to thrift stores?
it always sounds good in theory.. tho i dont often find anything that interests me... except for books, but then again i dont usually get around to reading them.. and then theres the vinyl records.. its always bad records, like annie the musical, a worn out kenny loggins lp, and if your lucky maybe a beach boys album or 2
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Where do celebrities go to die?
...Neverland ranch?
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What's a movie with a dog in it?
See Spot Run
Turner & Hooch
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It was pouring rain outside. A homeless man asked to use my cell phone. I let him and asked him if he was cold. I gave him my jacket. He needed some money to get back on his feet. I gave him 180 dollars. I am catholic. Was I crazy in doing this?
Nice plug for catholicism toward the end. I'm not sure if I could write anyone off as crazy over an act of generosity, but you may have just supplied him with enough booze and cigarette money to make it through the week.
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What are you craving right now (doesn't have to be food)?
a cigarette... brb
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When i say "California", what comes to mind?
beaches, blondes, the skate scene, and the rock scene
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How to help a herion addict that dont admit it and what is the law in pa for possession and paraphanelia when u have a felony backround
have an intervention, its really a last resort thing. have all their friends, family there and convince the addict to enter rehab. posession of heroin is very serious, i wouldnt be surprised if they see some jail time or prison time if they have priors. hope this helps, and good luck.
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What is the first food you can remember not liking?
sardines.. i didnt even try to eat them, i just knew by the look of them that i would dislike them.
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What is any part of a bicycle or any accessories to a bicycle?
Pegs
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Have you ever lifted something too heavy and hurt your back?
Yes, most notably I was moving around the stock room in a retail store when I was 23, I had back pain off an on for a solid 6 months
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What have humans done to help the earth?
We're destroying the planet, sadly.
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What does flashing headlights mean to you?
theres a cop doin a speed trap ahead of you. you'd better slow down.. quick!
i consider this to be a noble act and praise those who use this method of warning motorists
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How do you know if your gay?
when you are attracted to people whom are the same sex as you?
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Why has Republican Joe Wilson flip-flopped on his "you lie" shout at Obama?
He was probably afraid that if he didn't apologize it would come back to haunt him somehow...
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What are your thoughts on Depopulation 2009?
testing..
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What can you hear right now?
90's alternative comin from my laptop speakers. im having a nostalgic night kind of.
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What games are you addicted to?
the game of life (pun intended)
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What is the time where you live?
2:33AM, Florida, United States.
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What is the origin of the word "brainwash"?
sounds like a surgical procedure of some sort.
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What was your most recent trip of more than 50 miles? (2009-09-04)
From Ft. Lauderdale, FL to Orlando, FL.. and back.
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Name one animal that lives underground
groundhog.
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Can you learn to drive drunk?
That's easy.. learning to not drive when drunk, well that's something some people have trouble with
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Have you ever been arrested for DUI or know someone who has? How long did it take them and how much did it cost them, to get their drivers license back?
I knew someone.. 1 year license suspension, but you can drive during that 1 year on a hardship license (technically you're only allowed to drive to maintain your normal livelihood: school, work, church, grocery shopping..) I think it'll cost somewhere in the ballpark of $1,000 maybe less.. Than your insurance will also go up accordingly.
(p.s. this is Florida law, I'm not sure...
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If you were a homeless person on the streets, and its say Mid November and someone gives you a 100.00 bill, what would you do with it?Woudl you use it towards future survival needs such as a coat, scarf, food, etc., or splurge for the moment?
get my laptop screen fixed
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Favotite Kevin Smith movie?
zack & miri make a porno, clerks II is pretty good as well.. but im not a huge fan of the rest of his stuff.. oh dogma is good also.
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Isn't it rather ironic that I can't find Compton on this list of cities with the highest crime rates?
very ironic indeed. in fact i'll go one step further and call that website suspicious.
it makes me wonder what it is exactly that they consider to be crime
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What would it be George W. Bush's worst nightmare?
- If anyone discovered that he was in fact the one who was hiding weapons of mass destruction.
- If for any reason guantanamo bay terrorist camp gets shut down... 'nuff said
- If he accidentily boarded the wrong flight... landing in north korea.
- Running out of cocaine or prescription meds
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Do you think you can trust most people in this world?
no, theres way too many bad people out there. the sad truth is you have to be careful w/ who you trust, and sometimes its really hard to tell who can be trusted
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Any one else want a wolf for a pet?
I'd love to have one, and a tiger... and a panda bear.
but, it does seem impractical and improbable... i'd settle for a siberian husky though. they look like wolves
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What little moments do you live for?
life isn't about how many breaths you take but the moments that take your breath away.
making someone laugh is one of the more specific moments that i live for.
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What is America's most liveable city?
I suppose it varies from person to person, but universally I think anyone would be happy in Hawaii, though I'm not sure if they have 'cities' or just islands?
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What channel/music do you have in the back ground when your online.(AB)
whatever happens on hbo usually, and kept a low volume.... sarah silverman stand up is on at the moment
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Should the police just park outside McDonald's drive through after the bar closes? How many DUI do you think they would get?
they do park near a lot of late night fast food places where i live.. and usually in the parking lot in front of the bars as well.
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What are some good names for a hard rock or heavy metal band?
dying fetus, all shall perish (theyre already taken though)
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What's one famous character or person, named Brian, or Bob?
Sideshow Bob from the Simpsons
Brian the dog from Family guy
(non cartoons:)
bob barker - the price is right
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What food are you dying to try?
I've always wanted to try lobster, but I am severely allergic to all shellfish (crab, shrimp) i found out the hard way and i can't ever take that risk again.
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What is you favorite flavor of Doritos?
nacho cheese
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How many people do you know that drive under the influence?
More than I'd like to think/worry about.
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I'm freakin out guys i'm scared of everything it's 2am i cant sleep dunno wtf is going on i'm breaking into hives im shaking my heart is over 9000 bpm, how to calm myself down?
how did you measure your heart bpm? that cant be accurate, even 900 couldnt be accurate.. if it's over 100 bpm relaxed, and you have hives, you may be having a SEVERE allergic reaction to something, i suggest you call 911 or poison control if this is still ongoing (i see you asked over a half hour ago
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What would cause a 2003 Audi A4 too stall after starting.
s because Audi is owned by Volkswagen... 'nuff said!
audis, vw's, they're immaculate up until 70 or 80,000 miles and then everything starts to fall apart and f**k up
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What rude behavior drives you absolutely crazy?
when a date (or even a friend for that matter) is constantly texting instead of paying attention to me and the real world.
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What phone call is most difficult to make?
anything when you're super duper drunk... and driving at the same time, you won't even be able to see your keypad.. talk about difficulty!
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Have you ever driven your vehicle half naked?
never, but i drive without shoes sometimes.
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What does" No pun intended " mean?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pun
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How honest are taxi drivers in your local area?
If they know you live there, they are towards the honest side. if they think you're a tourist or a high roller they will punch something into their keyboard that inconspicuously makes the rate go up.
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Where were you on Sept. 11 when the 2001 terrorist attacks were commited?
I was at high school.
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What's the best way to stop thinking about things at night that made you really mad during the day?
watch a comedy or smoke some cheeba (assuming you're a responsible adult), or both at the same time =)
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What's the longest you've ever waited in line?
In line at a Barack Obama rally, I swear I've never seen a line that insanely massive in my entire life!
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Would you turn down a staving person if they came to your door asking for food?
Never. That takes a lot of courage and desperation combined to come to someones door asking for food. i would have em wait outside and i'd make em a sandwich and give em some chips and soda and stuff. as long as it wasnt late at night, if it was i honestly most likely would not answer the door.
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I just found out, I have no legs.
you and this guy both..
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Whats so special about bing.com?
i just checked it out for the 1st time. its neat.. i think google is better at the moment tho
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What was the last movie you watched?
in theater- perfect getaway
@ home- pineapple express
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Do you still like fireworks as much as you did when you were a kid?
I love fireworks, a lot, alot, a lot.. But seeing them each 4th of july does sort of lose its charm a little with each passing year...
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In the army you can __________?
pave the way to possible future psychological disorders.
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If you just won 100 million dollars, what percentage would you give to charity?
Fifty percent, with more leftover in my will as I haven't much family.
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What classic cars do you like.
I love early 1900's model T Fords, 60's chryslers, mid 50s bel airs, mostly all cars from the 60s actually, mercedes, impalas, etc.
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What would you do if you had a week to spend in Melbourne?
Florida?... go to the beach (its a beachside town i think) and maybe take up some surfing lessons while you're there.. Melbourne, FL seems to have a good surf scene & moderate size waves..
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Which animals hibernate in the winter?
the elusive xjimmyloudx, indigenous to south florida
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What movie puts a smile on your face?
back to the future (all 3), pineapple express, dumb & dumber..
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What is the meaning of life?
"The meaning of life is enjoying the passage of time."
- Paul Simon.
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Do you know the difference between techno and trance?
trance is techno, albeit a sub-genre, like alternative is to rock.
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What is something you might find in a Motel/Hotel Room?
a Holy Bible
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Is God the answer?
God is the question.
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What type of dog do you fear the most if any?
police dogs!
but only if they are really cop dogs.. otherwise i love german shepherds, and malinois (belgian shepherd) breeds
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_Shepherd_Dog
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belgian_Shepherd_Dog_(Malinois)
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How do you get by?
Oh I get by with a little help from my friends...
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Do you think you are a smart or a stupid person?
I like to think of myself as a smart person that does stupid things.
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How do you like them apples? And where did that phrase come from?
I'm sure it was coined earlier, but I like to think that the movie Good Will Hunting (1997) made it the popular phrase around that time.
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Have you ever known any females with an exotic name like Racquel or Desiree?
yeah, i've known both a racquel, and a desiree.. i live in south florida, never really thought of those as "exotic" names though. 5+
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You are offered two free tickets to anywhere or anything, what would you choose?
2 train tickets to Los Angeles.
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WHat are the signs of a 2 year old being molested?
I think you should ask a doctor, or better yet, bring the child in to see one and discuss the matter with a physician or pediatrician.
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When DJ's call themselves "musicians", does it make you want to laugh a little?
Not really... they usually just refer to themselves as a "DJ" i don't often hear any musician self proclaiming themselves as a musician as a matter of fact.
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Life can be a beautiful thing, so why do so many of us try and distort it with drugs and alcohol?
Cause life can be really dull sometimes, drugs are an escape. Sometimes we come back from the escape with clarity, more understanding, and more open minded than previously... Life's all about having fun, a little distortion is a small price to pay for having a good time.... Just stay away from painkillers and prescription pills!
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What would u do if they made weed legal?
I'd get high as a kite.
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I have just heard that the legal drinkin age in the USA has gone up to 23. Is this true or is it still 21?
still 21... it'd be all over the news here if it were to change. what is it where you live? and where might that be? +5
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Name one thing that is associated with Pirates
an eye patch, a wooden leg, and possibly a parrot on either shoulder.
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What do you hate to hear people say?
around my circle of friends...?
"i think i gotta throw up"
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When was the last time you ate cotton candy?
mmmm cotton candy.
idk. its been too long though
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What is the meaning of life to an Atheist?
"The meaning of life is enjoying the passage of time." Paul Simon.
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Are we right to think there can't be life without water?
I believe on other planets there may be some sort of 'water-equivalent' in which the living species in question may not even need water.
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If tropical storm Anna and Bill merge, what name does the resulting storm get?
Hurricane I'm gonna kill all of you :)
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Where do aliens most like to visit?
South Florida, they arrive on a raft, or, unidentified floating object if you will.
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Do you get paranoid when people stare at you in public?
More like annoyed. It's not polite to stare.
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Complete : I am __________
a cybernetic organism living tissue over metal endoskeleton"
- Terminator
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What does 2+2=
i'd just like to state for the record that i am really surprised this question has received 117 answers so far.
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What are you sick of seeing on TV?
all reality tv shows.
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If you could hang out with an old rockstar, who would you choose?
Ozzy Osbourne.
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What cell phone carrier do you have? How do you feel about it?
I too have Verizon. High 5
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What do you usually get when you go to a Mcdonald's.
diarrhea
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Can you sum up your day in one word?
disappointing
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Which vehicle is an american endangered species?
The DeLorean
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DeLorean_DMC-12
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When is it a good time to "KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT"?
when you are eating something
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Have you ever fought with someone over the arm rest in a cinema?
No, I've never heard of such a thing. If someone wants it that bad they can have it.
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What do you think O.J Simpson is doing right now?
Sitting in a jail cell, eating a bologna and cheese sandwich, reading a book possibly.
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At what point in your life did you realize that there is no God?
Around the age 10, I would always, always pray to God every day that my parents wouldn't argue, that they would get along, that we would be a happy family.
Not a damn thing happened, and things only got worse.. So, age 10 was the beginning of my realization, and I'm still not fully convinced that there is no God, but I've been progressively lost faith in God since around age...
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What's one book that would never be found in your home?
the Satanic Bible
...or even the Holy Bible for that matter
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Do you believe in love at first site? Is it love or infatuation?
No, rather I believe in lust at first sight.
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What kind of car have you wished you had?
Any new Lambo or Ferrari
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Could God make a piece of toast so hot not even he could handle it?
I suppose he could!
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What is your favorite horror movie and why?
I'm a big fan of the Nightmare on Elm Streets..
Pet Semetary, the Ring, the Exorcist, Freddy vs Jason, and The Gate are all honorable mentions.
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Which occupation is the butt of the most jokes?
Presidents & various political figures
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Does anyone else think that Answerbag sucks?
Yes, however they are on a site called Yahoo Answers.
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Do you like alcohol?
Love the feeling, hate the taste.
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Give me a funny definition of doctor?
"I went to a doctor, all he did was suck blood out of my neck... Don't go see Dr. Acula"
- Mitch Hedberg
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I say "Global Warming" you say?
I'm against it.
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Did you see the meteorite show last night?
I didn't see crap. how come nobody tells me about these things till the day after?
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Why would a senior citizen shoplift?
'Depends'
(...adult diapers, pun intended)
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What is one thing every classic car should have?
tires
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WHAT IS LIFE MADE OF
A whole lot of struggling for some.
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When do men really cry besides being at a funeral?
pullin the zipper up too quick on a day that i'm not wearin underwear. ouch.
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What are some reasons to become a vegan?
I can't think of any. The vegans I know look unhealthy and don't seem very happy or healthy, physically OR mentally.
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What could happen to someone who is caught w/ a marijuana pipe in their car and no marijuana, what could a judge decide? This is the first time this person has been in trouble
Most places in the U.S. it is a 2nd or 3rd degree misdemeanor (not very serious at all) the charge will be possesion of marijuana paraphanelia, that is, if the judge & state don't drop the charge, which is very possible if this is your first time in trouble...
worst case scenario (if you're not on probation, and have no criminal background) is that you will be randomly drug...
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For a million bucks would you actually slap one of your parents?
hey if it's just between us i'll do it right now for free =)
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Do you have a job where you are available most of the day to sit on ab?
I wish! If anyone has a job like this, can you get me a job? I'm willing to relocate =)
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What do you do to make a person like you?
You can't ever 'make' someone like you. what you can do is be yourself and hope for the best, make eye contact, smile at them... having a nice car and a good job helps too (sounds shallow, but its true)
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If money were no object, I'd _____________?
probably still be on answerbag.... but i'd be conducting from my malibu beach home in california, on my new macbook... or i'd be on a yacht, somewhere in the middle of nowhere.
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Why is driving backwards on the highway a bad idea?
Have you ever tried driving a car in reverse faster than 30mph? it's scary as s**t!
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How would you describe your day today?( in less then three words)
Mundane & Uneventful
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What is your favorite Phrase?
Don't lose hope.
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Why does my dog slam his nose into the ground or floor quickly at random times? he looks like a chicken pecking at feed. he also pounces on blankets.
he probably has a booger stuck in it but lacks the fingers to get it out
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On average, what time do you go to bed?
Between 5AM-7AM, usually sometime around sunrise.
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Im getting my first tattoo ever tomorrow on my upper arm... any advice on what to expect?
don't think about it, just do it. it won't be so bad.
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Do you know where your keys are right now?
no clue.
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Who is your least favorite member of AB?
"Anonymous"
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What are you most likely to serve with custard?
sounds like it should be inside of a doughnut..... mmmm doughnuts
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Which is the funniest animal?
koala bears
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What does it mean when you see shoes dangling over cables on the street?
It means I got entirely too drunk underneath a powerline near you one night.
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What can you say about euthanasia?
"I could talk all day about euthanasia..."
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Whats talk show host annoys you the most?
they're all getting kind of annoying.
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What is a bodega?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JR9ZPSeDTH8&feature=related
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What is the most intense heavy metal song you have ever heard?
here are a couple of my favorites at the moment.
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Do you consider it littering when a smoker flicks their cigarette on the ground, or out of their car window?
If my car came equipped with an ashtray i would never do it, i usually try to drop em in a can or empty cup, it sucks.
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Who invented the spring mouse trap?
The first spring-loaded mouse trap was invented by William C. Hooker of Abingdon Illinois, who received US patent 528671 for his design in 1894
referenced from:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mousetrap
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Would you eat 100 live worms for $30,000 in cash? lolz :)
for sure, as long as i could puke em up shortly thereafter. i'm getting nauseous just thinkin about it... but 30k equals a new car :)
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Yes or No? You drank something that was a red color today?
no, not at all.
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Which mythological creature do you like better, Jesus or Allah?
I think technically they are the same thing, 'Allah' is the Arabic translation of 'God' so if Jesus is God, so is Allah.
either way i think i like Allah better, it just rolls off the tongue.. though i don't know much about him.. i have yet to read Islam's interpretation of God; the Quran, i hear it's a real page-turner though....(just kidding)
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What's more disgusting than diarrhea?
diarrhea and vomiting at the same time, i think theres a word for it.. i wanna say 'dysentery' but im not sure.
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Do you think it is ok for a recovering alcoholic to drink N/A beer? Why or why not?
anyone who wants to drink pee water has the right to do so.. i dont know whats wrong with those people though.
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What's the most painful way to die?
Being roasted to death in the Brazen' Bull, it would totally suck.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazen_bull
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Are you older or younger than your AB level? (Please post your current level with your answer)
Level 68, divide that by 2, subtract 9 and u have my age.
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Is it illegal for Florida night clubs to discriminate based on appearance as to who is allowed to come in?
From my experience w/ florida clubs; as long as you are abiding by the dress code (if they have one), have proper id, and appear to not be on drugs or severely intoxicated they usually let you in.. and i've seen some grizzlys in some of these clubs.
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What Pop Tart flavour haven't they made yet, that you think would rule?
cotton candy flavored, maybe...
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What were you doing 20 years ago?
Playing with toys and attending kindergarten
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Will I be able to get Jesus' autograph at the second coming?
take a number, dont hold your breath.
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What would you do if your best friend started dating around with a few of your exes?
You mean what would my best friends do if they found out I'm dating around w/ their exes?... I'm not sure =/
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When was the last time gasoline cost 75 cents a gallon?
a long time ago, on a galaxy far, far away...
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Why do people go to a McDonald's, order a Big Mac, large fries, apple pie and then insist on getting a diet drink?
soda is basically empty calories, lots of sugar.. i dont see the problem with ordering a diet beverage... its not for me tho, im all about the real coke :)
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Have you ever tried photoshop & what did you try to do?
I use it for graphics & 3D image design. Editing and transforming photos etc.
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What is the most expensive food per pound?
weed brownies
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What goes through one end and explodes out the other?
taco bell?
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What do you cook when you are starving?
oh i read this question wrong...
ok, revised answer: somethin that doesnt takew too long... like a burger or hot dog
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Where are the ex-Guantanamo prisoners going?
America, land of the free.
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What is the origin of the meat that McDonalds hamburgers are made from
I believe it was once a cow.
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What's the name of your local Chinese restaurant?
now it's Wong's, but when I was livin in South Beach (Miami, FL) it was called "Sum Yum Gai" ...i'm not kidding
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Do you think "they" might as well create a super computer and call it "God"?
Google is doing something along those lines as we speak actually.. not sure if anyone will call it god, but, it will be the all wise, all knowing, 21st century 'god'
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Name a situation would make you the most uncomfortable?
being trapped in an elevator with snakes and cockroaches for 72 hours
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What is something you wish your parents had told you?
I wish they would have told me a lot of things, the communication between my parents and I were at a minimum, I feel like an orphan.
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What would you do if you discovered a door to another world?
i'd try and take a peak in to see what's up and decide from there.
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What is a 6 letter word that contains 2 E's in it?
elapse
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What is one word that finishes in "ate"?
Copulate. –verb
1. to engage in sexual intercourse.
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Who sang when i need you?
celine dion?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OglNPNPWvSo
julio eglasias?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPYcvDNrMbM
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What's one thing you'd never hear God say?
"hey jimmy, how's it goin?"
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My kittens have diarria and are getting real sick.
:( i'm sorry to hear that.
here have some points :)
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What did Peter Piper pick?
his bum
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If you were a serial killer, what would your weapon of choice be?
(the)plasmarifle.
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How do you find a weed dealer? Fast
travel down your local martin luther king jr. blvd and look for a guy named jamal on a bike, he got u.
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What do you want most in the world?
At this particular moment, I have everything I want (food, soda, air conditioning, and... my bed)
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Do chicks dig scars?
Does pinnochio have wooden balls? (the answer is yes)
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What was the last movie you watched?
at home- I am Legend
theater- the Hangover
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Whats the worst beer you have ever drank?
Steel Reserve 211
it's bad... real bad.
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Have you ever smoked crack?
No, but this guy might have...
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What does smoking marijuana against the law make you?
Part of the adult majority of American citizens?
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What are your thoughts on Global Warming?
I think it is somehow rooted in sun-cycles as I have reason to believe the sun is getting hotter and hotter with more surface sun spots prominent. Goodbye glaciers & ice caps.... It's not an overnight process, but clearly we are headed in the direction of a waterworld
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Will you be back soon?
"If I'm not back in 30 minutes, call the POLICE!"
"If he ain't back in 30 minutes I'm callin Dominoes"
- Half Baked
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What is your favorite movie about golf?
Happy Gilmore... conversely, that is the only golf movie I have watched to date.
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What would be a bad name, for a cruise ship?
Titanic II
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Did you or anyone you know trade in a Klunker for the $4500.00 rebate?
Trade in a klunker to who?
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What is it with Florida and animal slayings lately?
I live here in fort lauderdale and have been seeing reports on the news.. Just last week a horse was found in miami, mutilated, and they suspect that it was killed for it's meat.. Pretty screwed up if you ask me.
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Are the French good in anything at all?
I hear they make good fries :)
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How much does the earth weigh and what was/is used to measure its weight?
1 hundred million tons... the world's largest bathroom scale.
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When was your last headache?
I have one right now :(
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Why do the people who can't stand math despise people who love math?
I don't see how anyone could "love" math. I can't stand math, but that doesn't mean I despise people who love it. Find them hard to understand, maybe, but I don't despise.
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Is God the answer?
I notice there was no question... Is god the answer to what?
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What's a really old movie that is worth watching?
JAWS... well, it's old to me anyway.
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Where do you go to meet singles?
I saw this on a commercial i think... eHarmony?
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Any animals that begin with the letter X?
Xenopus - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenopus
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What's the most fattening food that you eat anyway?
cookies and soda i guess, but just for the record, i don't ever gain or lose weight.
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Do you or would you feel comfortable with a handgun in your house?
I'd feel a lot more comfortable actually if guns didn't exist in the first place
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If Bob Marley shot the sheriff, who shot the deputy?
Ziggy Marley?
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Do you men think brown skin is attractive?
I'm not attracted to skin colors
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How does a mouse end up inside a soda can?
when there's a thirst, there's a way.
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What might you buy a quart (or litre) of?
Olde English (beer)... We don't have 40's in Florida
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What changes in color?
Some chameleon species.
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If you were to become deaf, what sound would miss hearing the most?
my friends and family's voices
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Where would I find a phone repair shop for a cell phone I have never seen one. Motorola v3 razr.
They don't exist, call your phone service provider... and listen carefully to the following menu.
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Horoscopes-True or False
false, now, tarot card readings... those are actually believable.
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What is your height?
5'11"
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Have you ever smokedo out of a hookah? (smoking shisha, flavored tabaco) Did you like it?
hookah* you mean..
and yeah, they're alright.
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Can you handle the heat?
No, I live in south florida and I think I'm going to die. It's always 90 degrees, even at night, the humidity is always 90%.. I don't see how much longer humans can survive this type of climate.
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Why do you need a license to have a dog but you don't need to get a license to reproduce?
I didn't need a license to have a dog.. Or at least, no one told me I did.. is that common? to have a license for your dog? sounds peculiar.
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Is there coffee in a 7-11 cappucino?
you mean the ones that come out of the machine that taste amazingg? they are made with instant coffee i believe.. and by all accounts it is extremely weak coffee.
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How old were you when you had your first one night stand?
as far as a 'hook up' - 14
sex - 18
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When you were little, what instrument did you want to play?
I wanted a guitar since I was 9, got one at the age of 10, and here I am, 15 years later and I play guitar every single day =)
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Name one thing that is sold by its weight
coke.. not the kind you drink
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What is something good and bad at the same time?
drugs (medicine)
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What's your favourite sandwich recipe?
club
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What are good items to be included in an natural disaster emergency kit?
1 emergency doobie for your cataracts, some bandages, fruit roll ups, kool aid, maybe some neosporin, and medicine.
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If you could go on a road trip right now where would you go?
C a l i f o r n i a .
or NY
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How are crop circles made (no alien malarkey)?
aliens
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Simple question, Why?
Why ask Why? (try bud dry)
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What is the most addictive television show of all time?
Seinfeld.
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Wat are the effects of weed brownies
hungry, happy, sleepy.
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Goodnight everyone, will i see you tomorrow?
same Bat-time, same Bat-channel
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Where does the Geico Geco lizard's accent originate from?
he sounds half australian, half english
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What's something you might eat, without a fork?
a banana
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What that you eat, gives you greasy hands?
Anything from Checkers, and don't let it get on your clothing there will be a grease stain there forever, i dunno whats in thats stuff but its dangerous.
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Name one battery operated device found at home
my laptop
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How friendly are you? (Take the quiz)
Your Friendliness Score is 50 (Friendly)
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Since Satan was thrown from Heaven to earth - Is earth hell?
I suppose that sounds feasible.
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Q: Who is a beggar?
Go stand out in front of any 7-Eleven for a couple o minutes and you'll find out.
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Which airline would you least like to travel on?
NWA Airlines.
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What's your state capital?
Tallahassee.
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In your opinion: How many guys can a girl sleep with before she is considered a whore/slut etc..?
When the number is too high to be discussed or talked about.
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Are today's playgrounds too boring and safe?
Absolutely. There should moats around them, crocodile-filled moats. and maybe a quicksand-box.
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What will the cars of the future be made from?
Who cares as long as they can fly and time travel... Titanium, maybe?
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I say "Dubai" you say?
"what did you call me?!"
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I am flying home tomorrow - are you as excited as i am?
you're prob a notch above me on the excite-o-meter actually. planes scare me.
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If we are animals, how come we wear clothes?
evolution?
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What two things can never be eaten for breakfast?
humans, and cactus?
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What helps you wake up in the morning?
A series of alarms, strategically set 10 minutes apart from each other.
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Does anybody live in a haunted house?, if you think so, then tell what happened,i will give advice.
yes i believe my bathroom is haunted. the other day i dropped a ghost turd, its where you drop a deuce and then when you look in the toilet nothing is there.
what should i do
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Michael Jackson recently died, incase you didn't know, and now his products are skyrocketing, why aren't Billy Mays or Farah Fawcett products doing the same?
c'mon now, MJ was the king of pop, he made thriller!
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................ on toast
Jesus?
http://myspace.com/jesustoast
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Can you smoke on a flying saucer?
I don't see why not! :)
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What is the worst thing you could say to your partner during the ceremony of your wedding?
"I think we made a big mistake"
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Does anyone have migraines? How long do yours last?
yeah i get em all the time, i should be wearing contacts or glasses i guess.
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Using your "mind's eye," what number come in your mind first?
t h i r t e e n .
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My mobile phone keeps turning off automatically
shoulda got a iPhone.
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How can I reduce the amount of unwanted email (spam) in my inbox?
stop givin out your email address. +5
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What do you think of the Buffalo Bills having traded Pro Bowl offensive tackle Jason Peters to the Philadelphia Eagles for some draft picks? Who got the better of that deal?
I think it's horrible, absolutely horrible. +5
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What is something you would find in a dentists office?
drills, and nitrous.
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Where shouldn't you eat fast food?
around hungry people :(
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Be creative. If you were homeless and had to stand on a street corner with a cardboard sign, what would you write?
Help! Time traveller - need $$ for new flux capacitor
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Have you ever wanted to own a guinea pig?
I had one when I was younger. the little rodent got away one day i left him out in the backyard and forgot about him. i wonder how hes doing now... that was about 15 years ago
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What a movie you think pretty much literally *everybody* has seen?
Men In Black, Scary Movie, Dumb & Dumber, Ace Ventura pet detective, and,,,, maybe Toy Story :)
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Have you ever eaten something out of a trashcan? Be honest.
mmm garbage :)
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Why do some ABers insist on giving Negative points when your answer is factual and harbors your opinion
Cause they don't like your opinion and feel the need to show their bitterness. heres 5 points, and +6 to everyone thats answered this question so far =)
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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator?
I think you're gonna need a bigger refrigerator.
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In Miami it is disgustingly humid..day and night..whats the weather like where you are? And where exactly are you?
I'm in fort lauderdale, south florida is unbearable lately, its insanely muggy lately, im not sure how much longer humans can survive like this down here.
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Pink Floyd or David Lee Roth?
the Floyd!
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When do Guys first ejaculate?
Around the same time they learn how to spell the word 'ejaculate' correctly....
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The sun is getting hotter and is expected to flare up in the current sun cycle, reaching peak temperatures in the year 2012, how does this make you feel?
whoops. i didnt mean to answer this.
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I'm sick of this never ending depression nothing works! Should I just commit suicide?
Put the past away!
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What are some things that are legal that you personally think should be illegal?
Guns, with no exceptions.
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Does everything that we do have some impact on the world?
Yes, according to chaos theory & the butterfly effect.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butterfly_effect
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<- how can I change my photo on here? the answer bag is ugly (:
:)
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Which animal are you least likely to see flying?
horses, penguins, hippos.
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It's a heat wave here in N.W. USA. 105 f . What's your weather and where are you?
Record heat here in the SW U.S.A.
It's all rooted in the Sun's weather... the sun right now is flaring up, it has seasons just like Earth, and supposedly the Sun will be in it's peak in the year 2012.
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How close are you to the swine flu? (Is it in your state, town, school or have you had it?)
very, very close. people are practically dying in my backyard from the swine flu lately, yet it is being kept on a hush. its scary.
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What is a type of food you enjoy that starts with the letter M?
&M's
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Can you feel it coming in the air tonight?
"shh! this is my favourite part comin up right now..."
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What did the American tire say to the Mexican tire after a long day at work?
I'm burn out.
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I hate life it is going wrong right now!!
maybe you should start a new website, complaintbag.
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What would you do if you were trapped in the bathroom?
probably have a bowel movement or 2. shave. take a shower. not a whole lot i could do i guess.
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If a bear came up and was trying to eat you, would you run or try to fight it off?
if i thought i could take him i would fight him. if not i would probably throw sand in his face and haul ass
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What 3 words do you NOT say after sex?
That was weird.
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Can you describe your brother/s, sister/s in one word?
absent.
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Which one do you think is worse? Being addicted to marijuana or being addicted to crystal meth?
marijuana....
JK! :)
meth. of course.
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What is the exact weight of a tripple king at Fatburger?
one and one half pounds beef, with everything on it.
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Name something that people might find irritating after a while.
staring at other people, it's not polite.
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Why do people make issue about saying "is the glass half-empty or half-full?" Isn't it the same either way?
you tell it like it is. hooray for realists =)
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If you could ban one thing or practice from this planet forever (not a person or living thing) what would it be?
Religion.
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What do you think what is your main purpose here on AnswerBag?
I'm not sure yet.
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Which cartoon character would you hook up with?
Brittany or Quinn from "Daria" that aired on Mtv a while back.
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How often do you remember your dreams?
About once a week I will wake up right out of a dream, and I can remember it clearly for about 10 seconds, it starts to fade shortly thereafter.. This morning for example I had a nightmare so bad I couldn't go back to sleep for an hour, and I have no idea what that nightmare was about.
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When I say jump, what do you do?
wait for you to jump and then tell the pilot i've changed my mind.
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Is it true that comedians, those who make us laugh, tend to come from tragic backgrounds?
I definitely find truth in that! +5
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Riddle: What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
your mom
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Riddle: What can keep even if you give it someone else?
the swine flu
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What song had the best opening electric guitar riff in history?
classic - ac/dc back in black - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXaZmY52gHM
modern - failure in the flesh by through the eyes of the dead
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What really happened at the Hotel California?
I think there was a lot of drugs and hookers there.. sounds like a nice place =)
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What is one food that melts in your mouth?
m&m's
and just for the record, they WILL also melt, in your hands.
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What is the strangest, last minute, Halloween treat you have passed out?
cigarettes.. just kidding! I once received a couple of loose cookies when I was a youngin.. by the time I got home they were crumbs.
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My friend is a slut. on myspace she has a photo caption that says "call me so i can prove it to ya!" what does it mean? all answers are appreciated. thnx
call her and find out. post your findings here.
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If your pet suddenly talked and asked for a beer, what would you say?
I'd say to myself, 'better lay off those hallucinogens'.
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Do you beleive that Michelle Jackson really did all thoughs things to little kids?
who the hell is michelle jackson?
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Which occupations out there earn more than they deserve?
Stock Brokers. They've cleverly swindled billions and billions of dollars collectively.
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What do you think of parents who smoke in front of their young children?
Funny thing is that these kids usually won't ever become cigarette smokers (kids don't want to be like their parents... their siblings, maybe) So I think it's a great idea that parents smoke in front of their young children, granted the fact they are outdoors and not blowing smoke in the kid's face.
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Would you do a rain dance if there was a drought in your local area?
I'd rather just keep an eye on the local news forecast and hope for the best.
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What do you think is the most boring sport?
ping pong gets pretty boring after a few minutes. i dunno if thats a sport. golf is painful to watch too, that'll probably be the most popular answer actually... golf.
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Think of a famous movie and replace one of the words with "cheeseburger".what can you come up with?
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's cheeseburger
Lord of the Cheeseburgers
Cheeseburger the 13th
Freddy vs. cheeseburger
Cheeseburgers on a plane
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What are your opinions on this video?
I'm a big fan of the Zeitgeist fil, and have been promoting it for the past 2 years. It's very enlightening. I feel like I know the root of all religions thanks to the film.
anyone who wants to watch the film in its entirety can see it at zeitgeistmovie.com
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What did you think of the movie Borat?
Sucked big time. Huge disappointment. I don't know why so many people were ranting and raving over it.
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We must celebrate articfox700 making maestro !! will you join me?
Congrats Arctic, and thank you for all the great answers!
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Have you read something that inspired you lately? what did it inspire you to do?
This video has been a big inspiration for me over the last couple of months, and I don't even bmx.
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Are cars with stick shifts being driven into extinction?
No, they're going strong amongst most sport/racing car enthusiasts, and I think there will always be a strong market for manual transmissions. they're more fun to drive.
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If you were to guard a door in a parking lot for no pay and 6 hours how would you pass the time?
Pump the brakes, did you say no pay?
I suppose I'd eventually sober up and go home.
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Emos are ___________?
people who don't necessarily like the term emo. my friends that listen to and write "emo" music never call it emo, and they don't call themselves emo. It was a bad label to begin with, short for emotional rock music.
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What is one question that children everywhere have been asking since time began?
why not?
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Where is the one place you wont go?
Several places: Afghanistan, Gaza Strip, Iraq, and Iran all come to mind. Then again I'm going by the media's portayal of these countries.. they might actually not be so bad.
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Do you know any good websites for free stuff?
I see several every day that offer things like "click here for your free iPhone" and then you have to fill out 20 pages of questions.. I've never had any luck getting anything free of the net.. except free spam.
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Do you have a "FRIEND WITH BENEFITS" for just those times when you really need it?
As a single, outgoing 25 year old (with bouts of introversion) I do have several 'acquaintances with benefits' (i hope they dont ever see this) I've tried to do the FWB thing, which I could totally do, it's the girls that get weird about it, saying things like "youre like my brother" or "it would ruin our friendship". So, no, I don't have any real...
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When is the last time you ate popcorn?
I have a little bit maybe once every couple weeks or so if someone around me makes some.. I kind of played it out a while back, and kinda tired of it now.. Kettle corn is awesome though.. oh and caramel popcorn rules.
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What have you learned this week?
Lots and lots random knowledge, right here on good ol' answerbag =)
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Whatever happened to calling them "Freedom Fries". Do anyone still do that?
No one does that, it just made America look dumber.
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Is it good to kill animals for our taste?
Not so much for our taste as for their taste.
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Can you make yourself cry on purpose?
I have to be sad/depressed first.
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What's the deepest hole you've ever dug?
I've been digging my own grave for almost a year now.
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What is the strangest looking fish?
i think eels, pufferfish, hammerhead sharks, and sting rays all look weird... but they're all awesome as well. the ocean has some cool creatures in it.
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What is inevitable?
a waterworld earth and the distinction of the human race.
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Why is it that some people do not care about global warming?
I guess for the majority of people it's just easier to look away rather than dwell on it and try to help. Most people don't know how to help, we realize it's a big issue, but something thats difficult, if not impossible to control.
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How would you describe your avatar in two words?
it's meee
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What do you think about illegal druges good or bad
drugs good. illegal bad.
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Do you ever say 'rofl' or 'mega lolz'?
LMAO. I've never heard the mega lolz, but its frickin hilarious.
roflmfao
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What's one antique car you'd like to have?
1918 Model-T Ford.
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What 's something that will never turn you on?
midget strippers.
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What is something you may reach into the 'fridge for?
condiments, i think thats the only thing in there besides water :(
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Do you think that most people have a slight speech impediment?
No, I don't shink sho at leasht.
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Name one item a crack addict might have for sale
Your own air conditioner! haha.
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Will your answer to this question be no? (you can only type one word)
No, it won't be no. And I can type more than one word, ha!
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What's something that tastes especially chocolaty?
hershey's chalk o lot bars.. chalk o lot milk.. chalk o lot syrup. mmm chalk o lot.
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At what age did you experience your first depression that lasted more than a couple of days?
As far back as I can remember. Age 6 maybe..
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Can you use a bass amplifier with a guitar?
Well it's not going to hurt anything but its gonna sound like crap. The bass amp is meant for lower frequency sounds, a guitar needs to be able to hit those highs which you won't get with a bass amp.
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What species on Earth do you think are angry with humans? Why?
Every species on Earth besides humans should be angry with humans. Afterall, we're the only species that's bent on destroying the planet and ourselves.
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Would you vote for "God" if he ran for president?
Vote for someone never answered any of my prayers after all these years?? I don't think so!
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Has your city renamed a street after Obama? Mine has.
No, my city's still waiting to see if he's going to be a good prez..
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Jelly filled, cream filled, plain or powdered donut?
I'll take the first 2, and....the 4th one =)
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Have you ever been on AB while your eyes were closing with tiredness but you wouldn't sign out?
Yes, sometimes the answers I receive for my questions are worth staying up late for.
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Suicide methods
get on a plane and praise allah
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What movie do you want to see in theatre right now.
District 9, but I don't think it's out yet.
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What comes to mind when i say "Tele-Evangelist"
people i see on sunday mornings while flippin thru the channels looking for local news and weather.
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Did you know that Michael Jackson had a song on his 1997 release in which he sings the words "Demerol" over and over again?
Well I know now, thanks.
song here http://listen.grooveshark.com/#/song/Morphine/1206105
lyrics here
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/michaeljackson/morphine.html
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What item could be added to a cardboard box to make it appear to be a Time Machine?
a Flux Capacitor?
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What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?
probably not much, they don't taste that good. he'd probably just end up turning it into wine.
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How old are you?
twenty-five
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Do you love baked potatoes?
yes, I ate one about a half hour ago with my steak.
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What is it about getting an air bubble injected into your bloodstream that kills you?
I was unaware of this. Sounds pretty scary though.
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What would your horoscope say if you were on death row?
That wasn't chicken you just ate.
Lucky numbers: 4-56-2-71-2-12
oh i read this question wrong.. sorry cant think of a good answer for this question now that the pressures on
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If you had a say in it, what's one rule or feature you'd like to see in prison?
A right to a fair trial without having to wait months, even years before seeing a judge.
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Would you rather be 6 feet deep or burned to a crisp?
I'd rather be preserved, and displayed in a museum. Like taxidermy kinda.
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What would you do in real life if someone pointing a gun at you for money?
Happened to me before, when I was 15! I gave them what I had, less than $20, and did what they said, turned around and walked away. It was pretty dark, and hard to tell if the gun were real or not, but I wasn't going to take any chances, not over 20 bucks at least.
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Whats a heavy medal sounding pedal in your opinion?
boss metal zone. +5
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What shouldn`t you do on a plane?
Make any sort of reference to Allah or martyrs.
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What can you do with a hammer?
break stuff.
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Doesn't the media seem to 'prefer' Obama? Do you wonder how much money he's slung around to get THAT to happen?
No, I don't wonder about that at all.
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What is the life expectancy of an ant?
Not long after I spot them in my apartment...
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Which part of the doughnut has the least calories?
I would imagine the blank circle in the middle would have the least calories.
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I really need a holiday from everyone and everything; can I use your car awhile? : )
lol, you just reminded me of a funny part in Friday.. +5
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Do stingrays migrate?
Apparently they do..
"Seven feet wide from wing to wing the gentle golden wings gather off the coast of mexico for there yearly migration."
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Do you know what's it's like to be without electricity for four days?
Yeah, south florida sucks... damn hurricanes! not having a/c here in the summer is the worst part..
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In a taxi, how far can I get with a dollar?
You can get in via the right door, hand the cabby ur george washington, and wiggle your ass right out through the left door because the pick up rate starts at like 2.75, then 1.50 for every 1/8 of a mile.
I think the bus might be a better choice for you =)
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Whats today?
The first day of the rest of your life?
or... Wednesday
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How would you react if Maury told you the dna test proved you are not the father?
Hey! this video didnt show up in my question! ... so here it is, in answer form..
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On a scale of 1-10, how much do you like December?
10
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I say "Food Network" you say?
"BAM!"
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Peter Pan, Alice in Wonderland or The Wizard of Oz? Which do you like the best of these stories?
Hook
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Who decides the rating of the answers?
The all knowing, all powerful, right index finger =)
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Where do you like to sit in the movie theater?
Stage center, 10 rows back... Preferably in seats that have no one sitting in front of, or behind me.
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I'm curious... Is there anywhere in the world that one can live that has all four Seasons, each roughly lasting about three months long? We seem to have an extremely long Winter and only a short Spring/Fall. A little evenness would be nice.
I live in South Florida, It's like an 10 month Summer, 1 and 1/2 month Winter, and 2 weeks of Spring, every year! It's getting really, really, really old actually.
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Has anyone seen Bruno?
No, I've been invited out to see it twice, but I disliked Borat & Ali G so much, that I'm almost positive I wouldn't like Bruno... Maybe I'll watch it on dvd someday, I'm in no rush though.
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Can a women live in a house without a mirror?
I don't think anyone can live in a house without a mirror.
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Have you ever posted a question on AB despite knowing it was a duplicate?
Yes, sometimes I will put a new spin on questions that were asked in '06 and '07, aside from that I try not to ask duplicates
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I say "weapons of mass destruction" , you say?
Where? I don't see any.
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My girlfriend makes fun of me what should i do
give her the golden shower
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Is it just me, or was Spider-Man 3 a horrible movie?
I believe you, I thought the first one sucked also.
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Why do they make widescreen movies? they suck
I assume you're talking about dvd format, because all movies you see in theaters are "widescreen"
they make them like that so you get the panoramic (full) view. if it wasnt a widescreen format, the movie would be cropped and missing parts of the frame...
i know they're expensive, which is why i don't have one... but if you were to watch a dvd on a large flatscreen...
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Would you drive a hearse as an every day normal car?
Sure... If I was a mortician.
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Being sued by credit card company but I am unemployed and can't pay.
that sucks =/
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Credit cards are really helpful.do you support this?
Seems to me that credit has done a lot more harm than good actually.
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Will Medical Marijuana Save Our Economy?
It's a step in the right direction. If Alcohol & Tobacco can be taxed and regulated, so can Marijuana.
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If Sunday is the holy day of rest why do we have to get up early for church?
speak for yourself, I slept in til 4 o clock last Sunday =)
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Can you make a proper sentence out of 4 words?
No, I can not.
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What movie do you think was a waste of film?
Borat
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What is the best time of year to make salads?
Now-ish... (Summer)
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What do you think started out as a good idea, but turned into something very corrupt?
The monetary (banking and money) system.
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What should you do if you're a scapegoat to your boss?
stop showing up for work. (might wanna look for a new job beforehand)
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Did evolution cause humans to create the thought of God and then believe in him?
yes, i think so. and as we are still evolving, I think we may also disprove one day once and for all that we were not put here by a God or deity.
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Is limegreen a cool color
It's more of a puke color.
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Why are there lots of bad and mean people in this world!?
To make us better appreciate the good, and considerate people in this world, and for some of us, to appreciate ourselves more.
***the following is referenced from the yin and yang wikipedia entry***
In Chinese philosophy, the concept of yin yang is used to describe how seemingly disjunct or opposing forces are interconnected and interdependent in the natural world, giving rise to each...
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How would you react if it started raining severed limbs?
I'd probably look into moving to a different town..
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I'm about to turn 45 and I forget things very easily. Should I be tested for Alzheimer's disease?
I'm 25, I misplace my keys like twice a day, I re-introduce myself to people often, and I'm not sure where my tv controller is.
you don't have to have alzheimers to be forgetful.. and if you had (beginning stage of) alzheimers, would you really want to know? i wouldnt.
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What celeb, to you, is 'smokin hot'?
kendra from girls next door, cameron diaz, and that chick from the transformers movie
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Need help before battery dies, how do you turn off the tail lights of a 1994 jeep grand cherokee?
if your parking/headlight switch is for some reason broken, you could pull the parking lights fuse (see owners manual) or, disconnect the battery.
the question im wondering now is, why are your tail lights on?
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What does weed do to you?
Side Effects: Hungry, Happy, Sleepy =)
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What's your worst and best personality trait?
It's been said that I am "overdramatic" and "immature".
But, for argument's sake, I'd use the words "passionate" and "imaginative".
Thanks for the question, +5
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What is a funny way of dealing with a phone solicitor?
that video pretty much covers it...
but, Jerry Seinfeld does it better!
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Do you have a tattoo? Did it hurt? What was it? Where was it?
yes. and yes. kinda feels like a burning hot needle going in and out of your skin.
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Do you find smoking unattractive?
Chain smoking, yes.
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What's your favorite animal?
lions, tigers, and bears...
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If you were to crossbreed a Shih Tzu with a Poodle, would the resultant offspring be known as a "Poo-Shih Tzu?"
Either that or Shitoodle.
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I need to _________?
eat something, i'm running on empty.
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If you could live with one Celebrity which you choose?
kendra from girls next door
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Would you sell your body
well i kind of need it now... but maybe one day i will become an organ donor =)
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I say "Guinness" you say?
I say let's get some bailey's irish cream, some jameson, and lets do Irish car bombs!
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Do you think dreams could be premonitions?
More like a window into your sub-concious.. Or maybe, our souls awake, in another dimension?
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Is heaven above you?
Heaven is beside me, says Alice In Chains
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Will someone please explain: what is a hot-pocket?
You don't go down the frozen foods section at the grocery store very often do you? Lol, just teasin.. I can see above you already got the answer though :) +5
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Have you ever put salt on a slug?
yeah when i was about 10 years old.. i didnt believe it, i thought it was an urban legend or something.
anyways, i was truly fascinated by that at the time. now i just think its cruel.
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What time is the 'last call' in your local pub?
Wow guys, I am shocked to see 2AM, and 12:45 in the other answers! I live in Fort Lauderdale, Miami area (South Florida, United States) and last call at the bars here is around 4AM, sometimes as late as 6AM!
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How do u make a angry girl happy?
blow off every single thing a caring friend tells you. and then go sleep with their best friend.
"betrayal is a symptom" - thrice
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Can you list some pot etiquette? (cannabis etiquette"
ha. funny question.
- Don't druel inside or on a bong, or joint for that matter.
- Puff puff pass
- Don't fuck up the rotation
- Never pressure someone into smoking
- Don't talk sh*t about the weed if it's not yours
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Does it make you sad when you don't get very many answers?
Hardly ever, but- from time to time, I will think of a "good" question, and after posting it I'm a little surprised if it doesn't get many responses or points.
On the flipside, many times I will ask a silly question, expecting to get DR'd for asking a dumb question, and surprisingly will do extremely well.. I've got a few questions that have gotten 100, 150,...
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It's spelled "N U C L E A R" So why do so many folk say "N U K U L E R"?
I've never heard anyone pronounce it like that.. but I admit that is a sort of deceiving word,
Perceivably, you would think to pronounce it as "New-clear" but its more like "new-clee-ur" English is weird!
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In your__________.
butt
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Will G.I. Joe be the worst movie of the year?
Nah, the worst movie of the year already came out, it's called Harry Potter :)
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If you could sentence anyone to death who would it be?
Jack Daniels, he's a liferuiner!
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What mouth wash do you use?
Crest Pro Health
http://www.crestprohealth.com/crest-products/pro-health-rinse-mint.aspx
I highly recommend it.
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The President says "close Guantanamo" you say?
..."I never wanted to open it in the first damn place!"
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Can you poop in a public bathroom?
not if someone else is in there at the same time. it just makes things too awkward. especially if i just sit down, and as soon as i'm about to let loose, someone hops into the stall next to me, and go about their business.
then it's time for me to bail out and look for another restroom!
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Who do i need to go to to have a doctor investigated?
just going to a doctor is expensive.. to have one investigated? i can't even imagine how much that would cost! good luck to you.
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My friend took vicodin with allot of cough syrup is she going to be ok or should do something?
heres the # for poison control, 1-800-222-1222 . you can remain anonymous, they will tell you what (if anything) that you need to do.
if she took a LOT of vicodin and a LOT (at least half a bottle) of cough syrup, i might be a little concerned. but i think she'll be okay, vicodin is a pretty tame medicine compared to some other things i have taken (and mixed).
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What's the Unhealthiest thing you've eaten today...?
the ONLY thing i ate today.. dinner/lunch from taco bell.
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What is the purpose of hearing aids?
What? Speak up, I can't hear you :)
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Help?
I need somebody,
Help! not just anybody,
Help! you know I need someone, help!
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Whats a good online game
SCRABBLE! at www.lexulous.com, theres thousands of people on there at any given time you can play against.
i was addicted for over a year.. good thing i found answerbag.. or IS it a good thing?
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Have you ever owned an eight track tape player?
yeah my family had one for whatever reason i'm not sure, i threw it away about 8 years ago.. im pretty sure they will never make any sort of comeback.
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Which town or city is most depressing when it rains?
ANY town is is kinda depressing if it rains and is gloomy for 3 or more days in a row. I imagine Seattle, Washington might be a pretty depressing city.
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What was the first cassette you bought?
Green Day's Dookie, followed by Offspring's Smash
...those were the first i 'bought'. i've got an older brother so you know, i was also listening to a lot of his tapes: metallica's and justice for all was a good one i remember.
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All Men Lie: True or False?
Using this pretense, it would surely be safe to say:
All humans lie.
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Where are you most likely to hear a harp?
I've only seen one being played at a funeral
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I say "The Simpsons" you say?
eat my shorts
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How on earth did we manage before mobile phones came along?
beepers, pagers, voice mails, calling up people's houses too late, etc etc
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Why human nose has two holes
Nobody nose for sure. ;)
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Can you keep a secret?
no but tell me anyways
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Which is better for a 5 month old puppy baby shampoo or dish soap?
try laundry detergent, shout it out =)
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I say "Just Do It" you say?
I say, YOU do it!
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Are all answers with swearing in them automatically removed, these days?
fuck no, i mean, i hope not... let's see what happens =)
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What's the weirdest fortune cookie you ever got in a restaurant? (Mine in a reply)
"I'm trapped inside the fortune cookie factory, please call for help immediately, this is not a joke. lucky numbers 3-53-5-62-4-6-43"
"That wasn't chicken."
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How often do you delete your browser history?
when ever my websites start to load super slow (cookies, temporary internet files, history, that all takes up computer space and slows things down a bit)
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What was the best compliment you have ever received?
Several, and not for their words per-se. The best compliments are said with passion, and good delivery.
Say it like you mean it and the compliment will be well received....in most cases.
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How fast could you fall asleep in a woman's arms?
It depends how her 'pillows' are and if they are built for speed or for comfort ;)
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Are you now regretting that you did not watch MJs funeral today?
no not at all. its re-running 24/7 on cnn anyways.. its like 9/11, the media will be playing that thing over, and over, and over again for the next 6 months. possibly a distraction so we don't pay attention to all the other f**ckd up things going on in the world.
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What is the funniest sitcom?
seinfeld, married with children, full house, home improvement... those are a few, all 90's... hmm all the new ones kinda suck these days.
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What one quote do you try to live your life by?
"Everything will be O.K."
&
"Don't Lose Hope"
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Can you describe your "kitchen" in 2 words?
no food =(
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Did you ever have a Walkman?
Yes, I did used to have a yellow Sony Walkman, brand new, circa 1993. Came with some big, ugly, headphones too.
Now I use an Ipod, we've come a long way huh?
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Could you play windows games on the toshiba laptop?
you can play windows games on any computer than uses a windows operating system.. these computers (laptops and desktops alike) include: HP, Dell, Toshiba, Sony Vaio, Gateway.. Basically every computer that is NOT made by Apple.
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Which one do you like better? Jeff Daniels (actor) or Jack Daniels (whiskey)
jack daniels is a good friend of mine!
throw some coke in the mix and its party time.
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How much do you pay for TV?
cable tv w/ hbo and hbo2 is included in the maintenance charge at my condo... it's roughly $70 including the high speed internet (get my cable tv and internet from the same provider)
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What would you do if you saw a crocodile while you were fishing?
I have.. I live in South Florida and we have both of them here, and I see them often enough.. I did once see 2 crocs while fishing, they were rather small (4 feet) but they seemed docile... I wasnt all that close to them either though.
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Illegal immigrants, should they be sent back home?
If they commit any sort of crimes, I suppose maybe they should.
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What was the first thought that came into your head this morning?
damn! i'm late!
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Do birds make good pets?
I dislike the caging of many animals to make "pets" but especially birds. They have wings for a reason, they aren't the type of animal to keep in a cage. A very large enclosure with room for them to fly around makes it a little better. but not much.
I'm not going to lie though, I'd love to have a talking parrot! +5
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What don't you like about the beach?
sand lice!
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How do you ignore someone on here? Is there a feature for that?
.....
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What is the most you have spent on Fireworks for the 4th of july
a little over $500 split between a friend and I last year, we had all mortars, and about 40 cars of spectators lined down the street to watch, it was a lot of fun i wish i could afford to do that again this year.
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Why does my computer freeze when left for a few hours?
i'm guessing it's a dell or hp? LOL. most american comps suck.
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We ask alot of questions. What is the most important one to you?
I've asked quite a few personal questions that are very important to me. feel free to check em out if you have time..
but asked by someone else, I believe this is the best and most important question ever asked, quite a few good answers too.
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1
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What's something with creamy filling?
Toaster strudels.. I had 2 for breakfast. +6
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Kim Jong-il is standing in front of you. What do you say to him?
"OH, HERROOOO!" followed by a swift karate chop to his throat.
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What is the dumbest joke you've heard?
Any joke that a really drunk person (tries to) make.. unless I am drunk as well, in which case it may or may not be funny
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What are you searching for?
inspiration, motivation, love, & happiness.
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What was the name of your first Pet?
Killer. my amazing german shepherd i had to give up because of my living situation..
i hope shes doing good where ever she is right now! i miss her.
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What's the craziest thing you've ever done with a roll of toilet paper?
I have dropped a couple of full rolls right into the toilet.. that sucked.. i guess the craziest though would be toilet papering my friends house on halloween years ago though. it was funny but we had to clean it up the next day.
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When is the best time of year to visit florida?
anytime but now! its disgusting, hot, and humid here.
if your going to come to south florid, sometime between january-april are prime!
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What is a Basic Strategy?
don't lose
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What would you pack for a picnic?
I'd pull a Yogi Bear and take the whole pic-i-nic basket
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Why you are atheistic not agnostic?
Firstly, I believe it's Atheist.. and from what i understand is atheists don't believe in a God, or Gods, or deities that created the universe... Agnostics (which i happen to be) believe there may possibly be a God, or "creator" but not convinced enough by any religion (so far) to be a full believer, or part of any organized religion. hope this helped, and/or made sense... +5
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What would be an inappropriate song to play at a funeral service?
Highway to Hell.. AC/DC
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What would you do if you were god for a day?
I'd be walking on water, maybe turning some of it into wine.. you know, same ol' same ol'
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Will me and my ex-girlfriend get back together?
My sources say no.
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What three words describe how you feel about the state of the world?
Turmoil
Racist
Scary
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Why does it hurt so bad when a really good friend passes away?
because, part of you was in that friend. and now part of you is missing. i'm sorry for your loss, and anyone in this post for that matter. it's something tough that most of us will go through at some point. i'd say time helps, but it doesnt really. just do your best, that's what your friend would want.
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What's one thing you can get at the mall?
a cute girl's phone number?
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Why should you never fall asleep when having a tattoo done?
i dont think she fell asleep, she was probably just on a drugs (probably xanax) and when she sobered up realized she made a huge mistake.
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How Would You Feel on a Nude Beach?
south beach (miami, fl) has a lot of nude women laying out, well most are just topless. anyways, i felt very comfortable there. i believe though if a male was to get nude on those beaches they would be arrested.
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What is the number one underlying reason guys and girls get tattoos?
some degree of rebellion and i thought they looked cool i suppose is why i got my first couple of tattoos, now i have a few new ones that are pretty much hidden, but they mean something to me, and they're for me only, not to impress anyone or to show off by any means.
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What would you do if the pilot died in the middle of your airline flight?
reach in my pocket and take how ever much xanax i had left.. if the situation really started to deteriorate i would close my eyes and brace myself for the impact.
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Have you ever drank a club soda?
Yeah, best part about it was I didn't even have a membership (joking) anyways.. they don't taste very good. its like someone forgot to add the flavoring.
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What are three things you don't want to hear?
babies crying, nails on a chalkboard, and i personally hate lawnmowers and vacuum cleaners. +5
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What is your favorite food that you would eat with macaroni and cheese?
bacon, extra crisp, almost burnt actually.. then broken up and mixed in.. mmmm. i wish i had some bacon.
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Name your favorite politican.
Ron Paul.
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Can you name a famous deaf person?
oh im an idiot. i just said stevie wonder. sorry. im still half asleep.
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Are there any other insomniacs out there in AB land?
its 4AM here... so yeah i'm one of em. going to soon very soon hopefully
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Have you ever tried ketamine (special k)?
nope. never even seen it. you?
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Why would anyone name their child Adolf Hitler?
just taking a wild guess, but i'd assume the person in question doesn't care too much for Jewish people.
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Can you name anything that tastes salty?
These chili cheese Fritos im stuffing my face with at the moment
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If you woke up one morning to realize that Earth had reversed its rotation on its axis what would clue you in to the change and what would be the first three things you would do?
yo whatever you're smokin pass that this way!
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Do you know anyone that has outlived there life expectancy?
Yeah, I didn't think I'd live to see the age of 21.
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Has anyone seen the Zeitgeist movie?
very depressing, but very enlightening. i am a huge fan of that documentary and have made copies and passed it along to friends as well.
p.s. if anyone from copyright is reading this.. i'd just like to say for the record i was kidding about the copies i made.
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What does health care reform mean to you?
It doesn't mean anything to me anymore because I've been hearing those 3 words used in a sentence countless times and nothing substantial ever seems to happen, America's health care system is a joke... it's similar to those gowns you wear at the hospital, chances are your ass ain't covered.
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What is Satan's phone number?
666... duh =P
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Do you thinking people with addiction problems know that they have a problem?
Addicts know they are addicted but most don't relate 'addiction' to 'problem'
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How many concerts have you attended in the last year?
at least 50... not so much concerts, but small rock shows..
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What is a griddle? Do you have one?
i think its a hot cooking surface, you could prob make a bunch of pancakes on one...
mmm i just thought of the McGriddles from mcdonalds.... so good.
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Have you ever smoked weed?
Does Pinnochio have wooden balls??
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How can you get the HIGHEST by smoking weed out of a bowl, bong, and a blunt?
V A P O R I Z E R !
google this: volcano vaporizer
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If someone asked you to smoke weed what would you say?
"hold on, theres still some left in this bong i think... oh wait dude, no there isn't... ok go ahead and pack up the next one"
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What country are you currently living in?
good ol' USA
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How can you recover after smoking weed?
Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Häagen-Dazs ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and you can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly,...
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Why are men so selfish, independant, and most of the time show no emotion?
- definitely not all of us are selfish.
- its better to be independent than co-dependent
- we can control our emotions better, we are also more introverted when it comes to expressing our feelings, why? i'm not sure.
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If you could have anything to eat delivered to your house right now for free, what would you order?
magic mushrooms.. um.. twinkies (year supply).. and like 4 frozen pizzas to eat later cause i'm not hungry yet. oh and a 2 liter of mountain dew.
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How do you, personally, handle frustration?
I'm thinking of another word that ends with -ation...
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What did Jehovah do that loads of people witnessed?
Apparently they witnessed Jehovah walking around neighborhoods, knocking on doors trying to spark up some sort of convoluted religious chit-chat and then asking those people for some sort of donation.
They've been "following" him ever since...
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When was the last time you did an 'all-nighter'?
last night.. actually i have one at LEAST once a week... yeah, i party haha.
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Why does America feel they have the God given right to interfere with the internal affairs of other nations?
good point, i've asked something similar to this before.
not a solution, but part of the problem may be people who sign up to be in the U.S. military/armed forces. without those who risk their lives, we know damn well our country's leaders or congress arent gonna go over to iran and risk his life, so why should anyone else? America, for some years now, has seemingly been...
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Have you ever ate pop rocks and immediately drank a soda to tempt fate?
tempt fate? what r u talking about? lol! i do that cause it tastes good :)
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How would you great your enemy when you saw her/him passing by?
well i don't really start trouble, i don't even really have any enemies that i can think of.... but, i guess it'd be kinda funny to put my leg out and trip them or something..
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How old are you and do you watch Adult Swim?
25... i only like ATHF and FG, the rest is OK but i have to watch it cause most of my friends get high and put it on.. i feel like it dumbs me down a notch kinda.
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What's the stupidest song you've heard lately?
all of mainstream pop/r&b music on the radio
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Does your cell phone have a cool feature? What?
my phone sux.. its a "smart phone" but doesnt work very often... its more like a clock, that allows me to talk to people from time to time. +5
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Do you think it's lonely at the top?
i know it's lonely at the top. im content with being at the halfway point these days.
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Should I or Shouldn't I?
DO IT! DO IT! DOOO ITTT!!!
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If god told you to murder your own child, would you?
no i wouldn't. and i would then officially lose all faith in this 'god' you speak of.
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It's 3 AM, what can I make you for your last round?
a glass of water.... i gotta drive soon.
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Do you ever realize what time it is, and think "Crappola, I should've been to bed hours ago?"
almost every night since as far back as i can remember.
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You smell pot smoke coming from the house across the street. Will you report them? Ignore them? or join them?
well at first i would probably think its coming from my house. if i realized it was their house then i dunno, i'd probably go back inside my house and watch some TV or somethin
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What wine goes with macaroni and cheese?
Kool-Aid.
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What is your favorite word for marijuana?
so much for police not knowing code words! got damn near 300 answers on here haha
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Name one thing you will find in your kitchen
C O O K I E S
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Where is the source of motivation?
i think i saw it over there behind the bush
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What would you do if you received a cheque for $1.3 million by mistake?
define: mistake
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Where is the source of motivation?
yeah seriously, where is it?
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Can you name some things that you are a huge fan of?
oxygen, water, music, nature, people, knowledge, love, pancakes, people & things that make me laugh. not necessarily in that order.
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What are dreams?
our spirit awake in another dimension.
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How do i change my myspace password?
account settings > password
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Regular Double Stuffed Oreos or Regular Oreo Cakesters?
ive been double stuffin em since '84!
cakesters? psshh
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What do you want to be?
myself, again.
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Who are some famous people who've committed suicide, and what were the specific circumstances?
Kurt Cobain
(referenced from wikipedia)
Death
Main article: Death of Kurt Cobain
Following a tour stop at Terminal Eins in Munich, Germany, on March 1, 1994, Cobain was diagnosed with bronchitis and severe laryngitis. He flew to Rome the next day for medical treatment, and was joined there by his wife on March 3. The next morning, Love awoke to find that Cobain had overdosed on a...
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Is there anybody right now who needs you?
no, but its weird to think that theres people that i need, yet they don't need me.
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What is the best way to help a drug addict that you love? Mainly a child or husband?
first of all, they have to want to be helped, its really hard to convince an addict to stop doing something they still want to do.
tough love seems to work best (theres really not a whole lot of great options to be honest) you can try to get them in rehab, or possibly an intervention?
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How common is snow in your local area?
well i live in south florida, USA, (sub tropical environment).. last time it snowed here (and only time in recorded history) was circa 1984, and the snow didnt even really make it to the ground from what i understand.
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What is half of infinity?
well, it still sounds like a lot to me. even 1% of infinity sounds pretty infinite.
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Have you seen an Elephant today?
nope, hopefully tomorrow
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What is the fear of aliens called?
its called being normal, aliens are scary as hell.
here is a complete phobia list, you're gonna love it.
http://www.phobialist.com/
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Do you eat in front of the television or while driving?
tv yes always if im by myself and theres a tv around!
driving no.. all my friends do though.. i choose to park and eat when ever i deal with hunger on the road and only drive thru is open
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How long has it been since you last, you know (wink, wink)?
its been a bad couple of months lets just put it like that..
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How do you dispose of your dog's/cat's droppings?
do you have a neighbor you don't like?
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What is your most important garden tool?
the hoe. she likes doing yard work.
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Is Hinduism really a religion or philosophy and way of life?
has always seemed like more of a philosophy to me, just like Buddhism.. but maybe thats just cause i am comparing it to Christianity, which seems more like a cult than anything else. +5
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Imagine you're a serial killer...what's your police given nickname?
jimmy the kid
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If we ever find you murdered who should we begin the investigation with after your ex is cleared?
My pet hamster.. hes been giving me really strange looks lately.
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What are olives best used for?
cocktail decor/presentation
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What is my future my birth date is january 17 1975
you will die a horrible death, soon.
JK! :)
i dunno. no one knows.
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Have any Paris Hilton films been hits at the box office?
they were hits with my laptop i'll tell you that much!
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What can you stare at for hours and not get tired of?
boobs. im sorry but its true.
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What is something that you get for free but is really the most precious thing for you?
life :)
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Do you like the Google graphic today? (6/6/9)
yeah, tetris rules!
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Would you be so kind, as to enlighten me, with your knowledge of gnomes?
everything you ever wanted to know about gnomes, here ya go. enjoy.
http://www.monstropedia.org/index.php?title=Gnome
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It's like small stones when crush turns into white powder similar to cocaine (with a different and longer high)and is sniffed, it's also smoked , what drug is it? Meth, crystal, crack ? What are the differences?
you're on the wrong website my friend. theres probably some sort of drug forums out there that can help you on this.
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Name somthing you still have from your childhood?
my imagination.
all of my physical possessions have somehow been lost along the way. not that i had much to begin with, but, ya know.
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Is there any way to delete our old questions?
no unfortunately there is no way yet.
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What is a filbert?
a person with a really funny name
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What is your weapon of choice during a zombie outbreak?
(the)plasmarifle!
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I'm sometimes white, Although sometimes I'm black. I take you there, But never bring you back. What am I?
a space shuttle / mood ring hybrid?
wait.. no that wouldnt make sense.. i give up, tell us.
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Do you think all public bathrooms should be unisex? They have them in the college dormitories.
itd be weird to hear girls poop next to me.
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Can you name one thing a woman likes a man to do for here?
can you name one thing that a woman doesn't want a man to do for her? or am i just used to high maintenance women?
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What is the easiest way to move music from a desktop to a laptop?
im not sure, but if its a LOT of music, then probably save it on to an external hard drive, and then hook the external hd up to your laptop.
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Does the world get a little happier every time you smile at a stranger or say hello?
if its a genuine smile or hello, then yes i believe so.. if it appears to be a forced smile, or awkward hello, then you're having little to no effect on the world.
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Assuming she's even born yet, how old do you think your future trophy wife is at the moment?
she's probably 20.. but then again, in another 10 years, she'd probably still be 20 if you see what i'm sayin
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I am in the mood to drink tonight!! Who'd wanna join me?
a round of irish car bombs on me!
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Why do penguin live in antartica?
i think some might like to fly south for the winter... but.. those damn wings just wont work!
maybe they will evolve...
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Do you know where you will be buried?
hopefully some sort of cave, or just fossilized somewhere so the next species of life, millions of years down the line will have my skeletal remains in tact and, well, at least then i'd be known for something.
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back yo?...
a piece of garbage thats gonna sit right where it landed
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What begins with T, ends with T, and has T in it?
TATER-TOT
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How's my driving?
it must be pretty bad if you have to ask =P
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Should the toilet seat be put up or down after use? Why?
when its someone else's house, i leave it in the condition it was in prior to me doin my business.
if im at a girls house, it should always be left down, for obvious reasons
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What's most important in life? Doing important things or having as much fun as you can?
i'm a big fan of oxygen... and music.
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Can you believe it's been 35 years since The Talking Heads burst onto the music scene?
ive heard OF them, but never heard them before.. they're not bad. whats wrong with the bassist tho.. she (or he) looks constipated.. or like shes about to have a heart attack. so... where are they now?
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What can fill a room but takes up no space
weed smoke! my room is filled up with it right now. hahaha (im kidding)....(not really)
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Who's only in it for the money?
george w. bush and his father
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Family Matters, Roseanne or the Cosby Show. Which is your favorite?
those are like 3 of the worst shows i've ever seen in my entire life....... cosby show.
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If your spouse dies before you and you get remarried, who are you buried next to when you die?
i've never been one to complain about threesomes.
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Can a single person have fun on a cruise?
as long as its a singles or party cruise
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How many times a year do you go to the cinemas?
about 2x a month, usually at the drive in movie theater though.. i like being able to talk and smoke cigarettes during movies.
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When do you know it's time to loose weight?
When the cashier at the McDonalds drive thru knows you by your first name =)
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Why do people use photos of their kids on their facebook profile?
i dont know, i think its really weird though.
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Will another specie take over the human specie in the future?
yeah... how WEIRD will that be when the next form of life are studying human fossils!? what will they think? will they consider us primitive by their technological means?
i wish i was alive to be there when it happens! life is too short.
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What color looks best on a classic muscle car?
that orangey red color of the general lee!
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Why do we create art?
i have to get it out of me. its expressive. it communicates my feelings more accurately than words ever could.
(more specifically, my 'art' is music.)
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What's your most favorite smell?
gurls =)
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When i get my voicemails I get: when they came in-what number and how long the message is. How can I just get the message without this blurb?
go into user options, listen to the menu, and figure it out. therell be an option thatll be something like "change playback options and timestamp" or something.
if u dont figure it out, call ur cell phone service provider they will guide you. or email them.
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What can be done or taken to calm brain activity?
xanax and a joint?
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What's the closest major city to you?
Miami, Florida, United States
this is one of those rare times the question asker should answer the question =)
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I have black hair and fair skin and I hate it, what should I do?
go blonde and get a tan!
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I am a black male who hates blacks what should i do?
look in a mirror.. still hate black people?
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Lactaid, Soy or Regular Milk? Which do you buy?
2% lowfat skim milk. (whatever that means? im still not sure!)
but! chocolate rice milk is AMAZING.. its called Rice Dream, available at organic food markets. mmm. chocolate or vanilla soy milk is good too.
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What happen if you eat too many jalapeno peppers at once?
natural instinct would probably be to dunk your head into the closest liquid around u.
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I am trapped inside a box! how do i escape?
if there is a mirror and a table in it..
look in the mirror, see what you saw, take the saw and saw the table in half, put the two halves together, two halves make a hole, take the hole and put it in the wall, get out through the hole.
good luck.
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What trigger a person to ditch there own friends?
a million reasons really.
sometimes you just have to end some friendships to benefit yourself. its part of life and growing up.
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Which level were you most proud of on AB?
"professor" it sounded so good, like really high ranking like i was smart... now im a "maestro" sounds like im about to go conduct an orchestra or something =/
oh well.. whats next? anyone know off hand? i dont really pay attn to em anymore.
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Would a good girl sleep with a punk?
like a punk rocker?
if thats what ur asking, the answer is yes. many good girls have slept with me, even with a foot tall mohawk, still spiked in bed.
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Why do whales beach themselves?
i think something awful is lurking around in the ocean somewhere, something so bad that these whales will do whatever it takes to get away from the object in question.
maybe some sort of military/nuclear fallout.. possibly an underwater nuclear or missle test.
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Whats your 'drug' of choice?
did someone say drugs?
i want some!
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What a 'Slang' word you just can't stand?
"mama", "papi"
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Do you enjoy cooking or eating outside?
yes, do u?
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Have you ever been in an arguement with multiple ABer's that were all against you and just at that time none of your AB friends are on to provide cover for you?
i think i've only had 1 arguement on here, 2 people against me, the topic had something to do with suicide.. anyways, answerbag went ahead and intervened, deleted the whole answer, comments included (which were pages long)
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Will upload the MOST RECENT photos taken of you?
taken two and a half hours ago...
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Will upload the MOST RECENT photos taken of you?
taken 2 and a half hours ago... bathroom portrait.
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Do good little church girls love bad boys?
i think all girls like bad boys. well... most.
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I would like to say i never downrate people?
awesome neither do i . but this isn't statementbag
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Please describe a scene at the Airport...?
me picking up or dropping off a friend and thinking to myself "i'm so glad i'm not on or going on an airplane myself"
(i have an extreme phobia of airplanes)
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What is your favorite part of doing laundry? mine is folding towels!
people actually enjoy doing laundry? my favorite part is getting it over with.
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Why does the media act stupid?
because they want you to be stupid. its brainwashing propaganda, and dogma, and its meant to condition us.
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What one quote do you try to live your life by?
it changes often, and usually they're not quotes, but lyrics from a song.
"what doesn't tear you apart gives you peace; exist in freedom"
its in a song called "exist" by a band named "born of osiris" its heavy, i've been living my life by that quote for a month or so now.
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Is florida sinking in to the ocean
by all accounts yes.. we're only 6 feet above sea level supposedly, and even less than that near the shorelines. and well, those melting glaciers are raising the sea level, .. one really strong hurricane would probably finish us and corrode the shorelines to the point that south florida will be taken off the map.
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Would you like to live in Miami?
i was born there, moved around for a bit, and went back to live on miami beach for a couple years, now i've moved an hour or so north of miami... i'd never want to live there again. but im sure theres a lot of people that would like it
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How to care for a Rubber tree plant Bonsai
well since its rubber it should be relatively low maintenance. clean it with some soap and water every now and then maybe.
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If someone paid you $1,000 would you go skydiving?
not for a a hundred million dollars.
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Have you ever read The Demonic Bible?
sounds like a real page-turner (just kidding) +5
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What is spoken about in Churches today?
same ol' same ol'
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Would you own a dinosaur fossil if you could afford one?
i havent the slightest clue what i would do with it
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What can be found at a Seafood Market?
a lot of gross smelling things i'd never eat
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How many kids do you have, or want to have?
none/none
maybe that will someday change.
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What will you do if you were grounded for life?
run away from home
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Ever get really depressed when the Summer comes?
i get depressed when any season comes for some reason.
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Is there a family member you would like to know better?
i would love to know my family, period.
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I don't mind it if people don't belive in God, what I don't like is non-believer mocking or taking the piss our of God or others believes. Your thoughts?
sorry, i used to be a mocker as well.. and then recently, talking with my friend's father, he told me his wife needs religion, and some people just need that faith, and ever since then i've decided to me more humble and introverted with my religious (agnosticism) beliefs.
i think Christians are generally given a hard time, especially on this web site.
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What is the one word who looks after vision
are you doing homework tonight or something?? i just answered a similar question about "who looks after feet!" haha
there is a few.. eye doctors, optometrists, and ophthamologist
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What is the single word for who looks after your feet
a 'podiatrist' is a one qualified to diagnose and treat foot disorders.
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What Do You Do When A Cop Pulls You Over?
throw donuts at them.
or... haul ass while throwing crack rocks out the window (i've watched too many episodes of cops)
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Explain why a saxophone sounds different from a guitar. even when they are playing the same pitch at the same decibel level.
you can play the exact same notes on a sax as a guitar and vice versa. however, the sound will be different through a sax because it is a brass, wind-powered instrument, whereas a guitar is a stringed instrument played thru pickups or acoustics (no wind).
its not that hard to understand... you could even take two different electric guitars, same strings, same tuning, and play them both...
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Adult Swim has some lame shows now, what show gets an automatic change the channel from you?
everything on there, excluding the following:
aqua teen hunger force
moral oral
family guy
(and sometimes) tim & eric or saul of the mole men.
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Who listens to coheed and Cambria?
i listen to some of their stuff. i doubt anyone on this web sites heard of them though.
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My fish is missing from his tank, and I can't find him anywhere. What could have happened to him?
watch finding nemo, your clues are in that film.
good luck.
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When in Philadelphia you just gotta _________?
try their cream cheese
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Can I call you Charlie?
dear charlie, you can call anyone anything u want. they might not acknowledge u though.. i know i wouldnt.
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Which do you prefer: pre-American Idiot Green Day, or post-American Idiot Green Day?
everything after dookie sucked.. and even dookie wasnt that great... i grew up on their first 2 full length lp's: 1,039 smoothed out slappy hours, and kerplunk.. theyre timeless and i still listen to them today... their new album... eh.
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Subway or Taco Bell & why?
subway... everything from taco bell tastes the same
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If everything is made of energy then what made energy?
the energy stork?
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How does the world, as small as it is, support over 6,000,000,000 people?
its not really being supported. over half the world's population is living on less than the equivalent of 1 US dollar per day. the rich are getting richer, and the poor are getting poorer.
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Who in answerbag is a graphicdesigner?
i'm an editor & graphic designer.
u need help with something?
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Have you ever tried to use witch craft?
yeah when i was 12 or so.. i bought a book, tried some stuff out, realized it was all bogus, and never took it seriously since.
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Are you one to play mind games on people?
noooo... not really... i mean. kind of.. do you think i do?
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How to pronounce the word "world"?
whirl'd
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Can your head change shape if someone forcefully squeeze it?
only one way to find out....
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How does a fan rotate?
a motor, connected to fan blades?
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If the Devil asked God for forgiveness, would God forgive him?
it's hard to say what 2 fictional characters would do. but my guess would be yes, god would forgive him. and then send him to hell.
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What commercial do you find so annoying that you would never buy that companies product?
those stupid free credit report.com commercials where that lousy band is singing some retarded song
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What is the Root of All the Evil in the World?
money.
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Do police officers ever get traffic tickets?
no. i wish there was more police watchdog groups.
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What fast-food joint(s) do they NOT have where you live? Have you tried them elsewhere?
sonic.. jack in the box.. white castle.. krystal burger.. and i have not tried any of them anywhere before.
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What's a band that everyone seems to adore, but that you hate?
pretty much everything that is current and mainstream pop
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Be honest..if u were a bird would you poop on people?
no.. i would poop on other birds. (for revenge)
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What are you tired of?
life.
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What Nationality is Barack Obama?
nobody really knows apparently
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Who was your favorite character on the show Daria?
brittany and quinn.. they were both hot for cartoon characters.
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What do you need for island survival?
a resort & spa with all the commodities.. and next to it... a wal-mart, and a grocery store.
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What to do when you run out of customers?
close up shop
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ARE YOU SERIOUS?
nah, i was JK!
=)
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England, Ireland, Scotland or Wales?
they all end with 'and'.. except wales..
so, i think whatever you're asking... the answer is wales.
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What is something that you would find in a field?
dreams, magic mushrooms, marijuana plants.
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How do I start my own banana republic?
first, get a banana.
then, a variety of other fruits to form a government in which power is explicitly vested in the people, who in turn exercise their power through elected vegetables.
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Are you a Pirate?
yes.. a highly refined, 21st century pirate. arrrrr.
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How do you personally deal with smokers?
start smoking with them usually.
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If milk isn't past the expiration date and it still tastes bad, what is wrong with it?
it came out of a cow. the only thing thatll make it taste better is some lucky charms or some chocolate syrup!
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If I packed you a sack lunch, what is something you would LOVE to see in it when you open it at lunchtime?
food. +5
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Birds, unlike other animals, always seem to make it out of the road in time. Have you ever run over a bird?
about 2 weeks ago a bird walked out in front of my car.. i had to swerve into the next lane to avoid hitting him.. i swear he wanted to kill himself.
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My friend is scared of the Police, do you have any ideas on how to get her over this fear?
who wouldnt be scared of a bunch of roided up muscle heads that are always out looking for trouble?
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Have you ever driven a car where the driver side is on the right?
yes, my father's 1964 Mercedes. He had it shipped here from overseas in the 80's.. great car.
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Should Christians get upset that NHL player #666 is named "Satan?" (see link)
http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/players/666
that website says his # is 81
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What's a prince albert piercing?
google it.
what you're about to see might disturb you.
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Relationships: How do you know when it's over (or when it should be)?
when they say "goodbye".
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What gang is the coolest?
team answerbag.
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What's one thing that you can do that will get a ladies attention, right away?
honk ur horn or throw things at them. actually that pretty much works for everyone. +5
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Do you think when people go out, who should make the first move? the boy or girl?
who ever is horniest
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When you were 8 or 9 did you think getting married was cool?
no, it never seeemed "cool" to me... still doesnt.
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Have you ever been to a junkyard? what were you looking for?
yes. car parts. +5
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Do you think women who breast feed in public are odd?
yeh i feel like they are going out of their way to do so, somewhat advertising the fact.
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How many blue ray DVD's do you own?
none. they will be obsolete in another year.. and probably wont even be able to find a blue ray player anywhere.
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What is more uncomfortable than a man quoting scripture to an Atheist?
how about... a Priest molesting an Atheist, and at the same time, quoting a scripture.
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How many people can live in a 2 bedroom apartment in Corvallis, Oregon?
as many as you can fit!
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What do you think about World of Warcraft?
it seems kinda silly to me.
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Does AB ever make you depressed at times?
yes, just like life, it's not always sunny.
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If you were to die in your sleep tonight, would you have things left unsaid to the people who mean the most to you?
i don't have an answer for this one.
(moment of silence)
R.I.P. DreAnna
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What is the color of your wallet?
black, genuine leather.
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What was the last thing you sang?
roxannnnnne, you don't have to put on the red light
those days are over, you don't have to sell your body to the night!
(roxanne, the police)
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If you had a pet pig, what would you name it?
for some reason, Theodore Roosevelt comes to mind... but.. i would probably name it Wilbur! (from charlotte's web!)
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It is with a deep sense of sadness that I must make the following announcement. At 9:47 a.m. May 26, 2009, DreAnna peacfully was called home. I will be posting further information on her profile page for all concerned parties.
im truly sorry to hear this. she will be missed greatly by the answerbag community.
R.I.P. DreAnna
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Does anyone have those little sugar ants in their house?
yeah they are impossible to get rid of arent they??
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How do you get rid of Groundhogs
box em up and send them to florida. i've never seen one before, i'd really like to. they look funny.
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Can you count the number of friends on one or two hands?
yes, with a pen.. i could probably tally them up.
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Why do couples always fight over nothing ...?
because they have nothing else to fight over
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Whats the worst thing a man can say to a women during labor?
everythings gonna be just... OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?
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Do you plan on becoming an Iluminatti?
it's bound to happen eventually, i would think.
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Tap wont turn off
damn that sucks
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Would you rather live next to Alcoholics, Pot heads, or Jehova's Witnesses?
this is probably the best question i have ever seen on answerbag that was not asked by me!
i would rather live next to potheads! all they do is chill out!
+5!
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How many questions are their in answerbag.com?
check the URL for this question, it will be clear as day! +5
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Do you ever get any good news from a letter with a window in it?
hell no!
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Whats the worse thing on a t shirt you own
if i thought it was 'bad' i wouldn't own it!
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What is rock fever?
sounds like something a crackhead gets when he runs out of crack rocks
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Should a guy pierce on or both ears?
i'm in the process of gauging mine. chicks dig it.
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I just took this suicide test when i looking at some other tests and it said i scored 56% and got higher than 86% of other people who took it is that bad
post a link, and i'll tell you!
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What do you think of the National Rifle Association (NRA)
Watch Bowling for Columbine. Michael Moore can sum the answer up very well.
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Holy_____, that scared me so bad! What can you use to fill in the blank?
moley
cannoli (italian dessert)
smokes
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What do you wish would happen to you every day?
winning the lotto would be rad
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What does it mean to "drop a dime" on someone?
to throw a ten cent piece at them from above?
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If i weighed 120lbs and smoked one marijuana joint, what is the fastest you think i could get the THC out of my system with just water?(my friend has a test and im trying to get info for him)
fastest? about 3 days. try drinking cranberry juice too. lots of fluids actually, doesnt really matter.. 1 joint shouldnt take longer than a week.
a regular marijuana smoker will take longer to detox.. anywhere from 3-6 weeks.
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Im gonna join the army just to piss my parents off, what do you think of this?
i think you're retarded.
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Is there a place where I can place my blog about suicide?
blogspot.com
blogger.com
livejournal.com
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Is there an Answerbagger you're very curious about?
not really
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Are there any lizards with a venomous bite?
the Komodo dragon.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Komodo_dragon
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WHY is Obama going to Cairo to speak with Muslims?
those are his childhood friends, didnt you know?
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Are you more right wing or left wing?
all the same... theyre both wings..
sure, we get the option of some small detail "to put more or less money into schools" would be one subject..
in the end, its all boiling down to choice A. or choice B.
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What Do You Do If You Have No Ambition in Life?
ask questions very similar to this one, right here on answerbag. +5
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How well do you think you know yourself?
better than most, i think.
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Ever had a movie that you're addicted to watching over and over and it never gets old?
Back to the future Pt. II
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What are you waiting for?
an alien invasion.. a new candy bar thats better than snickers.. and.. 2012.
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WHAT IS THE BIGGEST NUMBER IN THE WORLD?
I think you'd find this interesting..
http://www.sizes.com/numbers/big_numName.htm
1 "centillion" would have 600 zero's after the 1.
thats a lot of zeros.
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What is the most important thing that you have learned through out your life?
that life is the most precious thing you could lose.
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When was the last time you had a baked potato?
this is just a fluke... but about 6 hours ago, with my steak.. been a month or 2 before that.
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What is the actual point to NASA?
to take all of our tax dollars and burn it all up in the stratosphere?
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How to get noticed by the opposite sex
throw things at them
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Why don't most parents force their kids to clean their plates anymore like they did in the 1950's & 60's?
because we have credit cards now! if we are that starving for something we'll go buy some Arbys with our visas. worry about bills later, as long as we can be satisfied in the moment.
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What if scientists invented a binoculars that you could see God through?
i dunno. thatd be weird though.
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Here on the Big Island, we have a volcano that spews out tons of poisonous gases, making what we call vog (volcanic smog). Do you have or can you think of any names for your local version of air pollution?
no but i would get off that island if i were you!
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Name a movie with Adam Sandler?
happy gilmore. +5
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What food is most closely associated with Ireland?
beer?
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Socks:Tube, Crew, Ankle or No Socks?
ankle usually, sometimes i use socks that are even below the ankle.. i forget the name of em.. but it looks like im not even wearing any sox. +5
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I am terrible at saying "no" to someone. Do you have any tips for me?
no
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What is the best definition of a browser cookie?
an inedible cookie that doesnt have much part of my life.
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Who is someone you hope NEVER finds you on AB and reads your questions and answers?
God..
i think he would be really disappointed..
God, if you're listening... I'm sorry.
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What was Operation Uranus?
isnt that the one where they operated on your bum?
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Any sites that give out genuinely free ringtones?
www.myxer.com
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Why Do Teenagers Lose Interest in School?
the sex, drugs, and rock n roll seem to be a pretty big distraction.
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Do Tattoos Help People Get Over the Loss of a Loved One?
i have a dedication tatt.. its a year old.. she died (ex girlfriend) 2 years ago.. reminds me of her everyday, and furthermore reminds me of her suicide.. hasnt helped me get over her death, in fact i probably never will for various reasons. but i don't regret it at all and am 100% happy and proud to have gotten it.
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When you go to emergency in your hospital how long do you usually have to wait?
if you have insurance they seem to help you a little faster.. but anywhere between 1-4 hours is common i would say.. sometimes it might be a few minutes even.. depending on the hospital, time, patients, etc.
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Should i be mad if the guy that got my only daughter pregnant was 18 and she is 13?
i'd be upset if i were you.
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Would you order cat or dog of a menu if it was promised to taste great?
i would order them to take it off the menu.. assuming it was in the united states
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What's a good word to put in front of 'Kitty'?
'mister' seems appropriate..
or, "hey look, that alligator is about to eat that.."
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Can cats swim?
only 1 way to find out
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Which is better? The Sun or God
thank you for your question.
the sun is God
www.zeitgeistmovie.com
or just search youtube "zeitgeist, sun, god"
cheers +6
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What is the basis for belief in astrology? Aren't astrological projections just random predictions like, for instance, the sayings in fortune cookies?
well i gotta tell you this much..
there is some sort of connection between us and the universe, and space, and astronomy, i know it sounds so vague, and is so hard to grasp. and some of astrology is BS, but i have looked my birthday up in astrology books and have found them to be very accurate.
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When was the last time you were caught picking your nose?
caught myself doin it about 10 minutes ago
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What are the most depressing songs you have ever heard
apologize by onerepublic (even tho i despise that genre of music).. a lot of stuff by the following groups: the get up kids.. radiohead.. the ataris. yellowcard. the used. taking back sunday. dashboard confessional. new found glory. hawthorne heights. silverstein. finch
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What would you wear to the nerd prom?
what ever get up screech powers from saved by the bell wears
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Who are these people who come out at 10 mins. to closing on Sat. Night to eat at a restaurant?
liferuiners!
sometimes people can tell the staff is ready to go, yet they linger!
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II found some weed, and I cant smell the weed( no smell at all ), is it good anymore?
can i still smoke it?
go for it dude
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When you woke up this morning and looked beside you who was there?
the ghost of my ex girlfriend
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A penny for your thoughts?
lemme get 10 cent
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Have you spelled your name wrong recently?
when i was in middle school, and was still somewhat new to cursive writing, i used to ALWAYS put 4 humps on my M's instead of 3.. it bothered the hellll outta me
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I can't get a youtube video to embed in my AB answer, what could be wrong?
heres the trick (it happens to everyone, all the time)..
you have to use the embed code (obviously) but the trick is, as soon as you have attached the video and submitted the answer, click the link "view my answer" view it really quick, edit it, attatch the video AGAIN! sometimes you have to do it 3 times until it actually works... its an AB glitch.. good luck.
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I hate tipping. I know some jobs depend on tips. Why can't employers pay them more? The consumers end up paying the same anyway, either in tips or in increased prices.
if there was no tips, YOU would be the one paying more.. severs, bartenders, etc. make about $2-$4 an hour.. if people dont tip them, its like getting slapped in the face.
if employers paid them more, you, in turn would be paying their employer more for the item in question, now lets say you had bad service, you would probably want to have a say in how much that employee is making at that...
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Why is Starbucks Expensive
because theres millions of idiots that will pay the price.. including myself from time to time.
lately ive actually been making mocha frappuccinos in my apartment, but when i do go out for coffee, its usually a smaller coffee shop or dunkin donuts... but starbucks has a cool vibe, i won't lie about that.
thanks for the question. +5
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Can you think of a song that is likely to depress you?
every time i hear this song =(
::sigh::
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Why do canned peaches taste & look smooth & silky?( nothing like the fresh sort)
who cares, they still taste great out of a can
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Do u think reading is boring?
depends what- answerbag questions and answers- no.
books? yes!
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Are you anti anything?
on days like today...
I AM ANTI-EVERYTHING!
and i love it.
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Everyday, 24/7, I feel like I want to get a 50 cal and go on a rampage, slaughtering masses and masses of people; and then I'd end it all with a well-placed bullet to my head. Does anyone ever feel like this?
you need to get some professional help and i hope you find it in time before you do something really stupid.
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I have smoked for 24 years. Started taking Chantix to stop smoking. I have not had a smoke in 39 hours. When will I stop wanting a cigarette?
generally speaking, with cigarettes, there is a 3 day window... if you can make it past the 1st 3 days without a cigarette your cravings will almost completely subside.
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If it existed, would you eat at OFC? (Oprah's Fried Chicken)
i dont wanna get in the middle of this.. and leaving religion out of it, and without taking sides, i'd just like to say for the record that "ASS" is completely fine in my book.. im not taking sides, dont care about religion.. just wanted to put in my 2 cents.. now, both of you.. get over it!
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Have you ever been addicted to anything?
yeah.. a website called answserbag...
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What is your favorite NON-chocolate candy bar?
i can't think of any w/o chocolate.
twix is good tho =)
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How did you escape?
back door
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Pluto is in Capricorn for 20+ years... what does that mean for the Capricorns?...
that means the capricorn is gonna be sore... for a longgg time lol.
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Are you suppose to play guitar hero with 3 finger or 4?
some songs (usually on beginner level) you only use 3.. others 4.
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Do you like being lonely?
do i like being alone? yes, probably more than the average person..
do i like feeling lonely? no, its a horrible feeling. +5
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Whats your favourite pudding?
jello pudding (already made) the kind thats chocolate at the top and bottom and vanilla in the middle.
rock solid. +5
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Why are most men obsessed with women's breasts...they are merely bags of specialized sweat glands used to produce milk?
even women are obsessed with breasts
they look and feel good. theyre like nature's pillows
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Why are the songs on itunes now $1.29? I loved it when they were 99 cents but now its like ugh....
boycott iTunes.
the music industry has been milking the hell out of consumers for the better part of my life!
there was a point, when i was younger, where you had to spend between $15-$20 for a CD or cassette (that was a lot of money in 1993) and if you tried to duplicate a tape it sounded like crap.
now you can download mp3s for free (thanks limewire) and have an entire high quality...
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How can i get a girl alone at school so i can talk to her?
pass her a note and ask her if she wants to do somethin after school
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Should a man ever have a say in a woman's decision to get an abortion?
yes, he should have a say, and the woman should also listen to the man in question and take into consideration what he wishes.
but ultimately, it is the woman's decision, 100% +5
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Have you ever had a conversation with a ghost?
once... i was on LSD though =/
+5
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What's an example of something that is really messed up now that used to be OK before?
capn crunch cereal
slavery
police brutality
the US stock market
the movie: Lion King
video games... +5
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If girl is beautiful than she will keep boyfriend sure?agree?
i'll get back to you whenever i fully grasp what ever question it is that you are asking here
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Do chocolate covered dried mangos sound good?
chocolate covered ANYTHING usually sounds good to me.. but mangos? dry? ew. lol. i'd rather just eat a fresh juicy mango by itself. +5
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What fruits you will likely find come with a beverage drink or cocktail?
a lemon wedge comes withs a lemon-drop shot. go figure! +5
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What would b a good answer in answer bag?
keep your eyes open. i see a good answer every 45 seconds when i'm on this site. +5
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It may be self-serving but I just lost my dog who was 9yrs old, she died of old age, and I loved her very much. Can I get a hug?
sorry to hear about your loss.
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Last night, a UFO landed in my yard, an alien got out and gave me a tub of butter. What should I do with it?
rub it on your chest
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Girls;;Can you marry with a house boy?(a boy with no earning only know house work)
all guys everywhere should just flip the script on women.. stay home and clean, take care of the kids, etc etc.. work? F**K WORK! lol
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Would you touch a pregnant woman's stomach without asking?
i wouldnt do it even if she paid me.
pregnant women disgust me. sorry. +6
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Would you ask really controversial questions just to get more points?
no. i ask really stupid questions to make people laugh, including myself.. in turn- i get points.. but they dont mean a thing to me anymore, id rather just have some sort of recognition
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I'm 25 and am finally going to college. Am I crazy to start now?
no not at all- im doing the same thing, same age, so we're on the same page!
cheers! +5
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What flavor of Gravy would NOT be good? In your opinion.
doo doo flavored
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♥ I will never find another lover ______ than you! ♥
more retarded..
i hate the song that this is a quote from.
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It's late, don't you ever sleep? I am going to sleep. Goodnight.
sometimes. goodnight.
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Did you ever get so drunk that you lost your car and reported it stolen the next day?
yeah, all the time.. it sucks.
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Name something in the field of science that begins with the letter Z?
not sure if you would consider this science or what, but its the only thing that comes to mind..
Zenith -
1. the point on the celestial sphere vertically above a given position or observer. Compare nadir.
2. a highest point or state; culmination.
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Can I borrow your car?
LMAO.
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How much would a lethal dose of Fluoxetine be?
it would cost someone their life apparently.
you need to relax. everything is going to be O.K.
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Do the words "as seen on Oprah" have any influence over what you buy, eat, read, etc.?
yes. it would discourage me from buying/consuming the product/food in question.
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What condiment would you put on a chicken sandwich?
like Chick-fil-A does it.. just a couple of pickles. plan & simple. and tasty. +6
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What are your AB points a measure of?
my ignorance (questions) + my knowledge (answers) + the amount of time i spend here (mostly, its a measure of time)
= my points
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Should Axl Rose call his current band Guns 'n Roses?
no he should not. the new album of theirs, 'chinese democracy' is a disgrace.
as far as i know, axl is the only original GNR member.
he needs to come to the terms with reality
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Have you ever shoplifted just to see if you could do it?
no, who ever does that is a serious kleptomaniac.
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When does adult life begin?
for me, its coming in phases.
phase 1 of my adult life- age 18
phase 2 - age 21
phase 3 - (entering it now) age 25
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What is a common activity that you can't see yourself ever doing?
flying in an airplane
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Anyone going to see Star Trek at midnight?
nope.
you're gonna have to ride that one out solo my friend.
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How many times have you seen the classic movie "Gone with the Wind"?
zero... zero times.
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Have you ever eaten a kumquat?
is that what the kids are calling it these days?
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Wha is gunpowder tea?
sounds like some sort of laxative.
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What will cars look like in 2049?
im guessing they will not look anything like that web site in which you referenced to..
people can take pokes at what they might look like, but they have no clue.. remember in back to the future part II where they went to the future? cars dont look anything like that now (they traveled to the year 2010).
hopefully, by 2049, cars will be able to fly/hover/time-travel etc etc.. might look...
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Vegetarians who eat fish...
are hypocrites!
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If I stop by your home in the evening, which room I would most likely find you in?
if u stop by my home in the evening, i'm calling 911 LOL
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Outdoors in the summer,do you prefer a pool, lake, or the ocean?
i live in south florida.. so, overall, i prefer being indoors, in the air conditioning..
sure it sounds cool to say beach, or pool, whatever.. but the reality of the matter is its too damn hot & muggy to go ANYWHERE during the summer here.. its even hot inside the house, at night, with the a/c blasting.
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You hear your 12 year old son refer to the woman next door as "a real milf." Should you be concerned?
well at least u know hes not gay
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FUNNY; If Osama Bin Laden rule USA as a president?( pls don't hurt)
i think its funny enough that Barrack Hussein Obama Bin Laden is currently the US president..
the name throws me off, ya know?
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Could taxing marijuana ease our financial crisis? Your thoughts?
Absolutely...
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What was the last food that you finished the entire bag of?
in one sitting?
a little 4oz. bag of combos...
over the span of a week-
sun chips - french onion.
what about you, Bridget?
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What exactly makes someone a evangelical christian? Is it its own denomination?
mild retardation.. autism, possibly..
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Do you believe that if two people argue alot it makes their relationship stronger?
no, as a matter of fact.. theres not much else you can do to make a relationship weaker than by arguing
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How many weeks are in a year?
not enough
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What is you worst regret that still haunts you today?
not being there to stop my ex girlfriend from committing suicide
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What do you think of waterbeds? Anyone have one?
i think (correct me if i'm wrong) that they are bad for your posture.
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Has anyone tried that new grilled chicken from KFC?
hell no.. that sounds risky!
i'll get down with some extra crispy though! =)
but then again all these people are talkin about free chicken coupons. so id give it a whirl if its free
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Who designed the way the letters are arranged on a keyboard?
Patty,
you just made me realize,
u & i are next to each other.
(no pun intended)
cheers.
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What gay strip clubs hire fat men?
a lot of them.. but they wont be stripping.. theyll be at the door asking you for your ID
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What excuse would you have for fighting sleep?
if sleep was calling me names or making fun of me.. or if sleep threw the first punch.
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Does Root Beer Float? If so, what does it float on?
no but ice cream floats... on root beer.
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In which countries is prositution legal?
ask your travel agent
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Explain " /b/tard "?
a phrase that no one's ever heard of?
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My head says I'm hungry; my stomach knows it's not. There's a Snickers bar in the fridge--who wins?
snickers rule.
outcome: everybody's a winner.
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Can u stop herpes before they start if so how
drink chocolate milk.
it might not stop the herpes.. but it'll taste good and help you forget about them.
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Where can i buy gelatin?
i hope you're not going to be eating it.
it's made from left over animal parts like skin and bones which are boiled to make gelatin.
grosses me out just thinking about it.
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Will you be here when I get back to the bag?
i certainly hope not.. i have things to do outside of the bag LOL
BUT - i probably will be here, regardless =)
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How many hours of sleep did you get last night?
four and a half
wtf.
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What color is your answerbag points meter?
the bag is blue... why is that?
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Hot Dogs or Hamburgers?
a Hot dog sounds great... But i'm not trying to catch the swine flu.. sooo i'd go with a burger =)
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