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How cool are YOUR shoes?
way. way cooler than yours.
http://www.zappos.com/n/multi_view.cgi?product_id=7386430&color_id=6&view=multi&ref=multi-pic
cool shoes
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Which fictional television character did you want to be as a child?
samantha stevens
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Am I : pretty , nice , good looking , attractive , cute , gorgeouse or sexy?
you are an attractive, good looking child. too young to be even thinking about sexy. You look pretty young.
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The rich get richer and the poor get ______?
dinner off the dollar menu at McDonalds
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If "there's no excuse for ignorance", and "ignorance is bliss" are both true, whats the natural conclusion?
Someone?
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Do you dress on the left or right?
i have to keep the monster contained. hes securely tucked away, under control.
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What is something that is very much fun to do naked?
grocery shopping
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I'm a 12 year old girl... Tell me about puberty please. It's weird tAlking to my mom about it.
why are you asking here when you can google anything you want to know? diagrams, systemic hormonal changes... all of it. google it. get the real info
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Oh Dear what can the Matter be?
Dear, dear! What can the matter be?
Oh, dear! What can the matter be?
Johnny's so long at the fair.
He promised to buy me a trinket to please me
And then for a smile, oh, he vowed he would tease me
He promised to buy me a bunch of blue ribbons
To tie up my bonnie brown hair.
Oh, dear! What can the matter be?
Dear, dear! What can the matter be?
Oh, dear! What can the matter be?
...
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In the 1938 film Bringing Up Baby, what is 'baby'?
a leopard
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Who would you rather have die in a fiery plane crash. hannah montana or the jonas brothers?
just change the channel to something less annoying. no one needs to die
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What if a large dog impregnates a little dog?
i would think theres a risk the smaller dog will have difficulty birthing the pups.
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What does one say when an athiest sneezes?
Cover your mouth, dammit
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What is a manly name? I think Chris is.
a guy in high school was named Manly. his last name was Mann. No lie. Manly Mann. what people do to their kids...
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Where do babies come from?
at present, unwed teen aged girls, its seems.
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What would you say if I said "I think you are awesome"?
i would say you, as a victim of the conversational downfall of our culture, have a limited vocabulary, difficulty expressing yourself and lack creativity in general. Then I would say thank you.
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Is 17 too late an age to learn how to play the guitar?
madonna learned after she married Guy. Shes ANCIENT and did it. Why not you?
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Railroad tracks and railroad cars, spell that without any 'R's
t. h. a. t.
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I want to get in shape by walking. How should I go about doing this?
one foot in front of the other. All humor aside- make sure you cover a variety of terrain- up hills, down hills and flat. I just got up to 5.2 miles a day walking my little fat dog (shes trying to lose weight and stave off heart problems). Keep a good pace.
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Could you tell me your life story?
i could... but why would I?
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A woman is alone in her house with a murderer. She breaks all the light bulbs, why?
shes blind and she can hear where he is as he walks across the broken glass.
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What have you done to make your house zombie proof?
made my own who stand guard.
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I am beginning to get sharp pains on my left side. What could this be?
could be kidney stones
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Do you feel you look better with your clothing on, rather than off?
Off. People wont take their eyes off your face when you are naked- so its like Im really really good looking
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How can you tell a guy from a girl? (keep it clean)
Hips and butt are different. facial fat is different- women usually have more. brow bone is different, males tend to be heavier and kind squarish, over hang the eyes more, lower eye brows.Check this out:
http://www.virtualffs.co.uk/male.female%20facial%20differences.htm
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What type of real baby bibs should I purchace for an adult baby?, I mean what size and type? and where at?
thats a contradiction in terms. Define "Adult baby" for me so I know what you are talking about.
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Can you freeze a live fish
i did once because I heard they come back after thawing. not true. I felt really really bad for what i did. still do.
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I am overweight obvously I have tried everything to lose weight... Are there any secrets out there??? What can I do?
Some things are genetic and may never change. I cant gain weight. I know I know.. poor poor you- buts it was as big a concern to me as your is to you. So- heres what you do. Eat right. Exercise for musculo-skeletal strength and cardio benefits. be happy you are healthy. Its not worth risking your over all health to be a fence post. Lap band, stomach stapling- no way. Drugs that alter your...
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Do you think in the future, there will be a pill to make you live for eternity?
I hope not. Imagine that. The worst people in the world ravaging and plundering unstoppable for the rest if this worlds future. They would be the first to take it. All the selfish and greedy and hostile. Yeah- you say- but put them in prison.The the rest of us support their evil asses for ever and ever as long as this planet exists. No thanks. 80 years (on average) is plenty long.
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Do you believe it is unpatriotic to buy foreign-made cars?
Is it unpatriotic to pass legislature that rewards the rich and makes life harder for the poor? Is it patriotic to make laws that allow all our jobs to go to countries that will do them for much less and treat their people worse than we treat our pets?
Go buy your foreign car and wake up.
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How to use the blood brush(Photoshop)?
BLOOD brush? I use Photoshop every day and theres no BLOOD brush
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If We swapped Clothes right NOW what would i be Wearing?
gym shorts and a HUGE robe
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How do you suppose we can get her to "stop" talking?
with my dad I just kinda freaked out at dinner one night- tried to leave before it happened but he just just kept telling not to and stay and eat and and and and... I lost it. I turned and yelled, spitting 'STOP TALKING JUST STOP TALKING ALL YOU EVER DO IS TALKTALKTALKTALKTALK AND I CANT HEAR IT ANYMORE!!!" Worked for a minute. Then...
Seems some people just cant stop talking
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What ABer gave the funniest answers in 2008?
I dont see how its possible to tell. Some of these guys just dont quit- I mean there are some dingdang witty folk on here
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What in your mind is NOT EVER going to happen?
spontaneous generation of cats from dust mops
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Can you pee in frount of someone?
in frount, behound, besoud. oun if I wanted to even.
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Me and my girlfriend have been going out for 5 yrs. i want to "pop the question" but to scared to. how could i do this and overcome my fear of rejection?
u been dating for five years. how much more acceptance do you need? Cowboy up, dude.
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I found this new video on youtube watch it and tell what you think of it.
it must be part of a sequel or something. no relevance for the penguin. no context for her fear. she screams well though. she is kinda cute.
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I received a message from my aunt on my cell. from yesterday. I don't know whether to return the call or not. Because she may pressure me again,to move up to cedar key. I already said ''No'', should i tell her about how my uncle kissed me? I am puzzled.
Just politely refuse again, saying you have things going well where you are. If she presses again just say Im not comfortable there. if she continues- you gotta say something. He will deny any wrong doing and perceptions of you will change. Its a course- its how life works. action and reaction. Its not easy- its not supposed to be. Your first priority in this instance is protect yourself from...
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If you make yourself Vomit a couple of times do you become Bulimic?
making yourself vomit is an extreme. Its not common- so I would examine why you do it, and address that instead of wrecking you stomach and teeth and endangering your health.
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Do people usually get a correct first impression of you?
apparently not. just got an inner office conflict resolved where a woman took compliments as disrespect. WTF?! Im just a nice guy trying to fit into a new work place- and figured being nice was a good way to do it. guess not.
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I am 12 and me and my boyfriend(yes i am gay) get teased loads. How can we make it stop?
is this fer real?
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What makes you think maybe it is just not meant to be?
if you arent together its a pretty good clue
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Are you secretly racist or sexist?
I have to choose?
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Should love be easy?
you got 50 bucks?Its as easy as that
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Is it okay to be a virgin for the rest of your life?
yes
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What will it take for you to answer my questions?
it has to be something about which I know and care.or make me feel sorry for you.
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Is your puppy cute?
u tell me
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Well, My parents are trippin, and wont let me go out tonight. So no New Years Eve Parties for me. What should I do to Entertain myself?
what about hanging with the folks? Be cool. Look at them like people and just have a good time till the new year rolls in.
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It's only rape if you don't yell "Surprise!" first. True or false?
you need help
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My 2 month old boy, is CONSTANTLY having erections. when ever we change him....... What does this mean?
they just do that. hes a baby. theres no sex drive yet. its involuntary. prolly means he has to pee. Google it. theres alot out there on it.
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Ever secretly thought you could have done better?
not secretly
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Paris Hilton's on TV, should I turn it off?
Its not cool to depersonalize a woman by calling her "it". And anyway- I dont think she CAN be turned off. She is self sustaining.
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If you are a meat eater do you feel any guilt at all when shopping for food. What honestly goes through your mind?
guilt. hmm...maybe for the all the stuff on the shelves we'll never eat and there are people under bridges happy with whatever they can dig out of the trash. Maybe for the woman who worked all her life just to live alone at 84 and her kids never call or come by because they blame her and her ratass husband flaked out on her and all she did was her best and her fridge is empty and she eats...
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For severely overweight people, we use the word Obese... but is there a word like that for people who are severely underweight?
emaciated.
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I just whispered something in your ear. What did i say?
spspssppspspsppspspspsppspspsp
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Someone recently thought my belly looked pregnant. I have no excess fat to get rid of though: I work out 6 days/wk, weigh under what I probably should and am a small size 8. Any ideas what I can do or what might be causing this?
were u in an empire waisted dress? They make women look pregnant.
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Is dating someone just because he or she is physically attractive ever a good basis for the beginning of a relationship?
There are three rules of dating.
1) Location. Cant date if no ones around
2) Physical attraction. You arent going out with someone you arent attracted to by sight first
3) Compatibility. Cant find that out unless you spend time together.
The relationship will thrive only if both are committed to making it work.
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How many people on now agree that Hannah Montana sucks?
Hannah Montana's target demographic is little girls 4-9- or about that. Thats the same demographic for Barney (except they include boys). What adult can stand Barney? While Mileys talent is not extraordinary, her over acting and willingness to pose on cue filled the job requirements. No- she may not be the most beautiful girl on tv but she wasnt supposed to be. her character was developed...
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Honestly, what is the best way for a woman to get rid of belly fat?
divorce
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I throw things. I break things. I throw tantrums. I punch people. Should I be tolerated or dealt with?
You need therapy. Maybe electro shock, but definitely chemical restraints. Maybe even a good smack in the face and a harsh "SNAP OUT OF IT".
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Did I do something wrong, Officer?
That question and the look on your face make me suspicious, and is enuff for "probable cause" search of your vehicle. get out of your car and put your hands on the trunk. Is there anything in your pockets that will cut or stick me? Whats in that cup in the holder there? You been drinkin son? You're in a heap o'trouble boy. And you can forget your Mirandizing. You smell like...
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Has anyone bought the "Guys Gone Wild" dvd's, are the as wild as the Girls Gone Wild ones?
seen clips, but... hmm... no T&A. D&A maybe.
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Is your boss a Jewish Carpenter?
no- my boss is a mid fifties gramma with a good grasp on things. If you are asking about Christ- He is, was, and always will be the Son of God. He's my Saviour and my brother. We are co-heirs to the kingdom, ya know.
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If somebody broke into your house, had a knife, and was running towards you (say 50 feet away at this point), would you shoot to kill or shoot to injure (leg, arm)?
50 feet away in your house??? How big is your house? Who said you have a gun? A knife? Just wing the intruder and call the cops.
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How to apologize to a teacher cause you called them gay by email?
In person. Face to Face. You made the insult the weaselie way. Make amends like a real person. Teach should see the sincerity in your eyes, and you should mean it when you say it. Look teach str8 in the eyes- no looking down. Grow from this.
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Is there anything good about getting old?
closer to getting outta here with out doing it yourself.
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I'm an American that wants to marry a Mexican
and?
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Do you find it hard to take Christianity seriously, because even Christians can't agree with what God wants?
Two things are required to be a Christian.
1) Belief that Christ is the sacrificed son of the living God
2) Act as Christ did - out of love for your fellow man.
Thats it. Whats so hard?
Do those two things and the rest comes naturally.
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Which is stronger spiderman or superman
Superman is stronger. Spidey may be strong. but he is still bound by the forces of earths gravity.
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Have you Ever taken a shower/bath, soap up and stuff, then after you dry and style your hair you realize you forgot to wash it?
i have forgotten to rinse it- shampoo still in it.
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How can I get closer to nature/earth?
take off all you clothes and lay in the dirt.
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Facial Treatments for beautiful skin is specially chosen that suits your needs and desires. Facial Contour and Rejuvenation Treatment makes your skin look glowing
checkout www.skinstore.com. I use MD Forte products
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Im going to a fancy dress party tomorow for new years, i need a costume. i have a checked shirt and some denim shorts and cowgirl boots. but no hat or money. do you think this is enough or have any ideas? x
Not to be a downer, but isnt a fancy dress party typically a black dress, nice shoes, tasteful bling and a clutch- hair pinned up or down in curls or strait?
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I'm a 37 year old guy. I broke down in tears at work. My mother told me she has The "good kind of cancer." I got sent home. I feel guilty for crying. Is that normal?
Guy- its your mom. Its cancer- good or not. Thats a deep sentiment. Its understandable.AND its normal
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Where are my pants?
Your shoes were having a party and asked them drop by.
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Im 14 and want to become a nudist. Would it be socially acceptable if i walk around the house naked with my parents home?
Ok- being naked feels great. But the deal about your folks- well- mom doesn't need to see her son naked. Dad -whatever. He has one and you have one. At 14 there are uncontrollable physical responses that are pretty hard to disguise, if you get me. Mom DEFINITELY doesnt need to see that. I think the zone idea is a great start. Since you are still in their home, respect them.
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How much does a acre of land cost in Indiana?
three rules in real estate. location. location. location. An acre downtown will cost much more than a rural acre.
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My wife has admitted to having feelings for another guy, and has kissed him multiple times. I do not want to destroy a 9 years marriage (4 kids), but I am having a hard time with these feelings. What is the next step?
You need to tell her what shes doing to you and ask if she can control herself. You gotta find out if she loves you or is just acting out- does she feel the need for more attention at home from you? You gotta talk.
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Is that the best you can do?
I could try something else but judging by that tone in your voice and smug condescending look on your face I think nothing will be good enough for you. So- yes. It IS the best I can do. Take it or leave it.
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What does it mean to dream of a purple sky? There was a beautiful full moon, and I was skiing with two friends. That i don't think I've met. I have photo sensitivity, so the sky was dark maybe it means i was comfortable?
dreams are personal. They are a way for you mind to reconcile life events. What does purple mean to you? What does skiing mean to you? I would look at the the function of the action and apply that to your life. Like-skiing is fast, exciting, the cold rush of the air could be exhilarating. Are you looking for something exciting in your life? Are you enjoying your life right now? Its up to you.
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The first thing to do when you find yourself in a hole is_________.
look up
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Name one thing you really Like and one thing you really Dislike?
I like liking and dislike disliking.
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My eye glasses have tinted blue lenses in them, do you have tinted lenses in your eye glasses if so what colour are they
I had some glasses tinted green- like an army green. When ever I wore them I got very agitated and angry- but only then. I stopped wearing them
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If you saw your dog turn into a large bunny, what would you do?
wonder how he got the keys to the car and then get his eyes checked.
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Can you describe your father in one word?
narcissistic.
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Please answer: I want to change my name, I have two preferences; Allen & Adrian. Which one should I choose?
Your name will influence who you are. Find a name with a meaning you agree with and go with that. Also- numerologically speaking, the names number will have an influence as well. Do a google for numerology name change.
Like this one:
http://affinitynumerology.com/namechanges.html
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Would you walk around naked if it was socially acceptable?
yes. except in the winter. then i'd wear fuzzy warm boots, gloves and a scarf.
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I know I've seen you somewhere before, WHERE?
I was bachelor number two when you were on the Dating Game.
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Do you picture things in your head in color or black and white
color and motion
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What do you know about the bible?
I know its been around a very long time. I know the message on how to live a good life is valid. I know regardless of the translation, it records the words of the living God and those words are inspired and protected by the Holy Spirit of God. No matter if the "stories" are regarded as history or myth, they have value and make a path to truth- and the Christ is the Truth.
All I got
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There's this guy at school, and he's known as a "man-whore". He seems to have set his sights on me and everyone is telling me we either look really cute together, or to stay away from him. I haven't seen any problems with him, but I dunno what to do..?
Id ask him str8 out whats up with the reputation? Ask him if you are a "notch on the bed post" or if hes really interested in you. He will say hes really interested either way, but hopefully his body language will tip you off to the truth.
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Do you know how to get rid of dandruff off my hair?
Nizoral is the best I have found. Heres a link. You can get it at the drug store with out a prescription.
http://www.nizoral.ca/eng/closeup_truth.html
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Why does the doctor leave the room for you to change when he is going to see you naked anyway?
The act of removing your clothes is reserved for yourself and maybe one with whom you have a very close relationship, or like a gym locker room where everyone is doing it. Once you have changed from your street clothes into a gown, you have "changed roles" and are in the mindset of being a patient. They recognize the indignity of stripping and the discomfort of being being absolutely...
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Is it true that 'Coco-Cola' invented Santa?
Coke just commissioned the art for the all too familiar Santa we see around. Prolly the most recognizable. This one:
http://www.thecoca-colacompany.com/presscenter/imageheritage.html#santa
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I'm sort of Procrastinating. Would you YELL AT ME please.. (but do it nicely)
There is SO much I could say to you about putting things off, but I think I will wait til later. Now- go do something
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Why are parents too protective?
As a teen what is your most valued possession? Lets say for argument sake its your iPod that you bought with money you had actually earned yourself. Its likely you are going to cherish that iPod for many reasons. 1- Its the first really expensive thing you got for yourself and its a symbol of independence and responsibility. 2-It is an investment for you because money is hard to come by- so you...
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Would you be "lost" without your pair of jeans?
Id prolly be in jail for indecent exposure or public nudity. Either way Id know where I was.
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How to get my ex back
change everything about yourself she finds objectionable and become a hopeless codependent. She will still prolly not want to be with you but you can change again... and again... and again. OR just muscle through the emotional pain and learn from it for the next, better realtionship to come along.
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That's it.. I'm done. I give up, okay?
OK- so on what are you giving up? Can you apply that same resolution to maybe... lets say... finding a viable alternative to the issue that does not defeat you? Like if theres a fallen tree in the middle of the road you usually take home, you take an alternate rout and still get home. Is that doable? Can you make yourself a champ?
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What kind of vegitable would you be?
I think I would be the kind that can be put in a wheel chair in contrast to the kind that is bed ridden. No bed sores, maybe get some fresh air. I dunno that it would really matter, cuz I guess I wouldnt know the difference.
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My boyfriend keeps his phone on vibrate...why?
to quote James Brown "It Feels Good!"
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Would death by shoes be a fitting end to Bush's Presidency?
Death would be giving him the easy way out. his bank accounts need to be confiscated and applied to this mess he made. Then he needs to be put to work at a WalMArt and his wages garnished for the rest of his life. He needs a clear understanding of what he did. While we are at it- send his daughters to Iraq or Afghanistan.
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Back on my boyfriend. I get off at 5. He wants me to call him at 5:05. If I don't he will think I am somewhere else. Don't you think this is controlling?
Yes. Does he dislike your friends and try to keep you from going out with them? Give him the boot.
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I got a wreckless driving ticket last night for driving across the parking lines in the walmart parking lot in wv....i think it's total bullsh*t and im going to try to fight it. Will somebody give me some hints.
Yes. Heres one. Its illegal to drive across parking lines in a parking lot. Fight all you want. Its a "parking lot" not a "drive anywhere you damn well please" lot.
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Who is a teenager
any person between the ages of 12 and 20.
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Who wishes the shoes hit Bush in the face?
he should have had the chair thrown at him. Maybe "the book" should be thrown at him. Lets see him smile at that.
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Is your life as your parents hoped it would be?
nope. they wanted a girl so right off the bat I was in a hole. I tired my best to be what they wanted- they met my boyfriends but that didnt seem to make then happy. But they keep hoping.
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What do you think is the most frightening sound?
I live alone. SO- the most frightening sound I could imagine would be the stairs creaking after I had gone to bed.
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What do you have to lose?
everything and nothing. What we posses surely possesses us- and I will be not be mastered by material good or by harboring any ill will in my heart. I will subjugate myself to good alone. And only God is good.
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First thing that comes to mind: Tighter than a ______?
drum
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What makes you go WOW..!!!?
The thing that follows things that make me go "hmmm...."
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What do u think of boob jobs as im thinking of having one?
I think you should examine why you want it. then address those issues. changing your body address insecurities only reinforces those insecurities.
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What is liposuction?
In all instances you are put to sleep. The doctor cuts a small incision near the area to be removes. Sometime the fill that area with saline to help suck out the fat. Some doctors do not. The doctor inserts the cannula and jukes it around inside your body, just under the skin, over and over with pretty great force. The he moves to the next area. Now that your skin has been separated from the...
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Is anyone else bothered by things such as superficiality and mindless consumerism? Some days I want to just pack a bag and embrace the wilderness of Oklahoma or something.
open your arms wide- and expect a companion. I have been rejecting this "gimme gimme" trend for years. Stupid lost people and their sprint toward "having everything". Ive found the less I have the happier I am.
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Where would you tell people not to go on vacation?
aruba
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Who was the worst bully at your school, and what does he do now?
BRIAN CLEMMONS- all through middle school and high school relentless badgering and verbal abuse for no reason. I mean every time he was in the same vicinity. Hall ways, class rooms- every where. No physical violence- he never went that far. He would interrupt his conversations with others to say something horribly abusive to me if he saw me. I never did anything to him to warrant it. I was...
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Not trying to offend but.... If you were a serial killer - how would you kill me?
First I would tie you to a char with your eye lids taped open so you would not miss anything. With your arms and legs duct taped to the chair and a racquetball in your mouth Id sit you in front of a tv with bad reception and make you watch teletubbies nonstop for about three weeks, feeding you low grade cat food and oxycodone, infrequently flooding your mouth with green koolade. As you lose...
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How frequently should I replace my razor's blade (I shave my face about every other day)?
I shave about every third day and I will change the razor every two weeks.
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What do you get a 13 year old boy really into video games for Christmas?
I would say introduce him to reading. start with War and Peace. It has all the violence a young boy needs and it will keep him as inactive as video games for a very long time.
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How do you start writing an essay?
It was a dark and stormy night.
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Theres this like girl,ya know,and like i dont know if she like likes me or dont.So like i dont like know if i should like her or not.What if she like cheats on me?Or like what if i cheat on her?Like should we stay together if she drinks or i like hit her?
Like yoyoyo, like dude so whats up widdat? Like yo hittin aint so yo you know like. like yer girl she like drinks yo cuz you know she dont d'hittin, yo. Like so yo dude, you know? hit d'road. ya dig? yer pimping- not coo. so yo. word.
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What was the last Beatles song you listened too?
love you for ever
and for ever
love you with all my heart
love you whenever
we're together
love you when we're apart
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Rate your self on a scale of 1 to 10?
10. I am the only authentic "me" I know, so I must be the best.
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What do you hate about fonts?
papyrus. THE most over used font I know. check this out. This guy tracks the use of papyrus (and other stuff):
http://www.iheartpapyrus.com/
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What is the best way to dispose of a body?
I had a sofa the dog peed on and I wanted to get rid of so I put it on the curb with a "FREE" sign on it. It was gone in about two hours. Tried that yet?
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Boys: Can you describe the girl of your dreams in just 3 words?
non exist ant
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Are white people ready to become the minorities by 2027?
Yeah- my ancestors were criminals the English stranded here with out food or provisions so they would not have to feed us in prison... or were they persecuted religious seeking freedom in the new world.. wait.. my ancestors were native American so I REALLY got something to BiTCH ABOUT! HEY- ALL YOu INVADERS! GET THE HELL OUTTA MY COUNTRY!!! and on your way drop off all your quarters in one of...
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If I winked at you... would you wink back?
the last time i was winked at I looked around to see who was behind me. so- prolly not
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Guys...why when guys set with me they keep moving their legs?sometimes they say its because of me...can someone explain that for me?is what they say true?
When I worked at a mental health facility I worked with adolescent boys.Its sexual acting out. A sign of sexual frustration. Girls too- like when they open and close their legs while during a conversation.
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Is it true that you learn something new every day? What did you learn today?
even at Sams razors are expensive.
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Why do girls not take advantage of their power over men?
Yer saying they dont?
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How do I break up with my suicidal boyfriend?
Tell him "Yer KILLIN me with your attention seeking suicidal behaviors and I cant TAKE IT ANY MORE!" And try to strangle yourself in front of him. Just a thot
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How do I know if he's the one
you wont have to ask a bunch of strangers on line
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What words instantly make you laugh or at least smile?
monkey bars
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Why you kick my dog?
I was not kicking your dog. I was practicing my clog dancing and he wanted to join in so I was teaching a new step.
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Why does superman get all the girls? (hawkgirl ,lois lane ,wonderwoman)
He does have super human powers that prolly dont stop at xray vision and flying faster than a bullet
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Single, Taken, or Crushing?
single and crushed. alone is fine right now
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I have a daughter who is 16 years old soon to be 17 in March 2009. She is a behavior/problematic, drug, permisquis,smoker, alcohol drinker who thinks she knows it all. When can they legally leave home for good? She is Healthy Teen!
its interesting you just described her with all these addictive behaviors but end your question saying she is healthy. You lie to yourself, and you enable her in her addiction by doing so. She is unhappy and does not like herself for some reason and is medicating to kill the pain. If she leaves home she will spiral downward. She needs help, not emancipation.
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Why do i like crossdressing?
Is RosieLee your real name or your drag name? Are you male or female? Any way, u cross dress, first to become what ur are not-to disguise yourself from yourself. You are running from something internal you cannot/ or are not strong enuff face at this moment in your life. Second, I would think you identify with what ever gender you portray when u cross dress because u bonded with someone early...
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Which extinct animal would you least like to see back alive?
Well- theres this guy I used to know a long time ago who was pretty darn terrible. Sociopath I would say even. Him.
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What can you do with a dollar?
put it with another one and get a bottle of Dasani from a vending machine
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Is it ok for people to change who they are to make their significant other happy?
The search for love makes us do many things- change is one of them. growth from experience is a natural occurrence esp. if you have deep feelings for another- you want to make them happy. If the change is a CONDITION for love- then its not right. Thats a sign of manipulation and control/codependency and lack of self esteem in a relationship. We need to take a good hard look at the dynamic of...
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Why are women's underwear made of soft comfy material and mens made of recycled sandpaper?
Men are tough and lack sensitivity, both physical and emotional.We are rigid individuals who shun the comforts if this life for the callous existence of a Neanderthal. At least thats what we are told by the media. Try using fabric softener. Might help.
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Do you think the minimum wage should be raised to $10 a hour? Yes or no
Its tragic, but it cant work like that.i must agree with suby.
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What have you been doing behind my back?!
Using that tape roller to get the pet hair off your jacket.
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I've completed the AB Holiday Collage (see answer). Does it feel like December yet?
Very nice. You have a heart for sentiment.
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I popped a huge pimple on my nose. However on the right side of the intended pimple a white ball-like substance exploded from my skin. I don't remember a zit or blackhead being there. Now there's a HUGE hole. It's not pus-filled, bloody, or crater looking
It is a collection of dead skin cells, sebum and bacteria that is caught in the pore.
Sometimes they are quite hard and that is usually because they have been there a little bit longer than the ones you squeeze and are softer. (Although you shouldn't squeeze them)
The correct term for them is comedone.
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Would you agree that ignorance is bliss?
yeah. but theres no excuse for ignorance. so I guess by the transitive property theres no excuse for bliss.
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What will you miss most about the Bush adminstration?
the actual demise of America... hes got us on life support now with his lame duck hand on the plug.
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I'm grounded for going to a party. I kind of lied to my mom about the drinking thing. I smelled like alcohol but told her Someone spilled it on me when actually I spilled it on myself. I don't like lying. Should I tell her and just take the punishment?
Lying to yer mom. Nice way to treat the person who cares the most about you and is only concerned about your well being and your future. not to mention how if you drink too much some unscrupulous guy could rape you or worse and then what? Lie about that too? Lying to mom is the best thing you could do to show how much you respect and love her. Wake the F*CK UP!
EDIT: I realized I was not...
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Do clove cigarettes really get you high?
The first and only one I ever smoked I had to pull over (I was driving) and I puked three times after the first drag. If you consider vomiting by the side of the road "getting high", the yes. They make you very high.
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What's bound to melt your heart?
a sleeping puppy
wearing a big red bow
wagging its tail
by the glow of a warm fire
next to PattiJo's two year old grandson
who is also sleeping by the fire
in his footy pajamas
under the Christmas tree
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Im not gay, but a gay guy asked me if he could think about "doing gay things to me" in his thoughts and fantasies . I said no and he was upset. Would it do any harm to let him think like that - what would you do in the situation?
Guess what- Im thinking about doing "gay things" to you and I dont have your permission. Try to stop me. Go ahead.
BTW- you are really enjoying yourself.
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How would you react if you discovered a naked teenage boy in your daughter's bedroom?
Id congratulate him on having such fine taste in women, and then hand him his cock and balls in a zip lock baggie as a parting gift.
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Have you ever been completely naked in a public place? Or would you ever go nude on a nude beach?
yes, Haulover beach in Miami, hotel Private beach in Puerto Rico with sexual activity (no one else was but the two of us was around), Nudist facility in TN (BOOOOOORRRRRIIINNNGGGGGG), nudist party at someones home. I think thats it
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Why is there everything there is
because those that were needed what was not to become who/ what they were not.
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When blondes have more, do they know it?
Never considered that. Cosmic...
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When I say "good girl", who do you think of immediately?
praising my dog for dong something good
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My friends always say mean stuff. Like one says "glasses dont suit everyone" looking at my glasses.. another one said today "your faded hair color looks bad"... someone will say that my clothes look cheap... I feel so low and inferior, plz advice me
Its interetsing you call them "friends".
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If you use a funnel to pour booze down your throat, is it still considered drinking?
I think its considered "bonging" or "funneling" or "sever alcoholism".
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How secretive are you?
whos asking? why do you want to know?
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Should we allow ourselves to be emotional waste bins or dumping grounds for other people's problems? Is that fair to us?
It goes like this- you listen, You offer your shoulder and your advice. If its a recurring issue and you have done all u can personally, you may help the person find some one who can help further. If you conclude this person is unwilling to help themselves and returns over and over again with the same issue, you can wash your hands on the topic. You can still be a friend, but being a friend at...
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Is anyone feeling sorry for O.J.Simpson?
I feel sorry. Sorry he hasnt been in jail for killing his wife and her friend. Sorry that he was able to flaunt his crime in a thinly disguised confessional memoir. Sorry he has had such a great life on the run until now. Sorry for the example he set for his kids. Yeah- I feel sorry for him.
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When you really think about it, is abortion really that bad?
when i really think about it... yes. it is.
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Do people become less religious the more they know?
my brother sure did. he went to seminary and came out agnostic. he can read hebrew, greek, aramaic. he studied scripture from the original texts. he said its common
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This guy keeps biting his lips at me, its really annoying coz it makes me feel well skanky. It means wat i think it means right
Whats do you think it means? I aint no mind reader.
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What do YOU think about skinheads?
I shaved my head once- at the start of winter. I was colder than ever. So- I think skinheads get really cold in the winter
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Have you ever been scared of 'tommorow'?
I would not say scared- but when I hear it I cant get ot out of my head. Now all I can think of is that annoying little red head screaching "THE SUNLL COME UP TOMORROW. BECHUR BOTOM DOLAR THAT TOMORROW..." make IT STOP!!!
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What flavor of tea can I offer you?
Offer any type you wish- I'll TAKE a vodka rocks with a twist...
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What would you say if I started dating your daughter?
I have a daughter?
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If woman wears clothes that show a lot of boob do we have the right to look?
I honestly think we should look- stare even and make comments. If they are gonna hoist em up there the least we should do is a say "YIKEs b*tch! Nice RACK!" Maybe even offer to grab them for her. She wants THAT kind of attention- I say give it to her.
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What's your favorite Latin phrase?
Illegitimi non carborundum
"Dont let the bstards grind you down"
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Have you ever beaten by your mother?
A few times- but only as punishment for something I did wrong- and it was of a whipping- NEVER beaten. Thats just wrong to crush and bruise a child. She did beat me at scabble- often
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Now that Christina Aguilera has a decade of hit music, which of her songs is your favorite?
She was pretty great last night on the Pre Grammy show- She sang a song from Porgy and Bess.Prolly established herself more securely as a multi-genre talented songstress. She is amazing. Of the three of the women who began their adult careers at the same time (Christina, Jessica and Brittany)I believe Christina has superseded the other two.
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What exactly does "sloppy seconds" mean?
are you serious? It means a guy is second in line to have sex with a girl.And she does not clean up
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I am so depressed I dont know what to do anymore Im fedup of everything Im such a bad person I hate myself so much I wish I could just get some peace I have no one to talk to about the problems I have put myself into I just want everything to
You are understood. You are not alone-BUT- you must find someone to talk to. There is free counseling available, but you have to go get it. It wont come to you. You city must (I mean HAS TO) provide mental health services and a facility - one for every 100,000 people. Find one. Its worth it
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What's your life expectency? (according to the test in the link attached) Mine is 94.
Life Expectancy: 75.18
Lower Quartile : 64.65
Median Lifetime: 76.63
Upper Quartile : 85.18
great...
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Why do people most often associate the word "virgin" with a female?
Virginity refers to a woman has not had intercourse. Chaste refers to a man who has not. Its not sexist. Just different terms for the same thing. Like actress/actor. Gender identity used to mean something when people spoke.
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If a man speaks in the woods, and there's no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong? :)
Thats hard to answer. A woman would first have to acknowledge a man has anything to say worth hearing. Being in the woods is irrelevant. Trick question.
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So what's plan B?
run
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Which kinds of soda are better for you?
ginger beer
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What is the most gruesome movie you have ever seen?
Hostel
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Do you love with your entire heart, or do you hold back a little to help you recover if your heart should become broken?
Nope. It was ripped out a couple years ago. Now I love with a gaping festering chest wound.
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If you could only wear one piece of clothing for the rest of your life what would it be?
a really interesting hat
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Why do I think I know everything?
Hmm.. seems you should be the one to answer that.
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Are you proud of your badonkadonk?
Yes. I am. Its starts easily in cold weather and and everyone wants a ride.
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Honestly who has the best fries? Burger King or McDonalds?
My answer is McDonalds
McDonalds
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Why are you snapping at me?
Its been a really long day and I need to eat something good for me.
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Is it true gay people spread diseases?
People spread disease. Gay people are just a sub-population-so in that aspect yes. But so do you.
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At what age did you have your first crush?
3rd grade, The teacher
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How long do you expect me to wait for you?!
Til I get there. I have your car keys.
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What are your thoughts on 'hypnosis'?
Works for some, not for others
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What is the difference between you and a homeless person?
the grace of God and one paycheck
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Has George W. Bush been a good president and if not, who would have been better?
Uh- no- he has not.Who better? Hmmmm... my three year old nephew knows right from wrong, is a better communicator and never had a drinking problem. id vote for him over Soon-To-Be-EX-President Bush.
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Is a 34B breast size too big?
For what? If you are looking for support from a band-aid- yes. If you are trying to compete with a physio ball- too small. If you are considering augmentation, reallocate the cash to self acceptance therapy.
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If you had to pick a candy that best describes you, what would it be?
sour gummi worms
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Christians & Republicans: Is breastfeeding disgusting, unnatural, or immoral? Should Angelina Jolie be punished (see link)? What would Jesus say?
Why did you put Christians in there? Why do you think women lactate? Breast feeding is natural. I think discretion should be taken when doing it in public, but thats what breast are for. We are just animals you know.
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How could Wal-Mart let people shop in a store that became a "crime scene" when an employee was trampled to death by a crowd?
Money speaks louder than.. well by all observations death and ethics
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What does my avatar make you think?
U r prolly healthy as a horse and you drive your grammas car
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How many owners has your current car had?
The sales guy said one. He also said it had never been wrecked. Never trust a "commission only " car guy
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Could you bake muffins without a recipe?
sure. open the box, add water. otherwise I dont think they would be considered muffins when they came out of the oven
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Welcome to Burger King! Can i take your order?
Yes, please. I will have 2 dozen Mojo Wings, an extra side of sauce and a yard of Hefeweizen. I'll order dinner when that arrives.
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How many right-wing creationist brains to the pound?
Id suggest all of them- but thats not fair to the dogs
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How would you describe your life as a road or street?
a road.
with an obscured "DEER CROSSING" sign.
And Im a deer.
(EDIT) make that a buck
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What could you do so that people will take you more seriously?
Ma'am, the only thing about which I am more serious than being taken seriously isfresh, tasty, cold milk... like the glass I see you have there in your hand.
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What could you do so that people will take you more seriously?
Wear a dark suit, carry a briefcase, always look like I am going some where and never EVER smile.
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What is the first word that comes to your mind that starts with "tr"
i got Train Travel
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You are dared by a friend to eat the michael phelps diet at one sitting. Would u accept/decline?
HOw long do I have to down it all?
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3 Bus. men split a hotel room. $30. Each pays $10. The cost is only $25, so the mgr has $5 to refund. The men decide to each accept $1, and give the bellboy a $2 tip. So, each man has spent $9 - The tip is $2. (27+2=$29) Where's the last $?
Your math is wrong. $25 for the room + $1 for each man ($3) + $2 tip= $30
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Do you hang your clothes in your closet, all facing in the same direction?
same direction, color coded
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Are you everything you can possibly be?
To be everything a person could possibly be would be like packing the entire contents of your house on your back and trying to get on the bus. No way. Choose something and focus.
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My Dad Called Me Crazy && He Said That I Should Not Have Been Born, That He Would Thank God If I Would Just Die, That He Is Going To Leave. I Was Told All This Because I Want To Change My Physical Appearance. I Don't Know What To Tell Him. Help Please.
Is this a transgender issue? If it is- first consider if the change will honestly make you happy. You will still be the same person on the inside- just trapped in a different looking body. Whenever I changed my appearance I discovered I only added to the difficulty of being human. My transformations were in response to a sense of self loathing, which I address every day. Consider you desire for...
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If you lost your family, friends, home, money, job....EVERYTHING today, where would you go first?
hit the streets. walk for a while, head to a warmer climate. crash at an aid station and volunteer.
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How would you like to die?
without knowing it
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Should guys shave their legs?
only if it's obvious through their hosiery, but the right skirt would help hide it.
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What is the first word that comes to your mind that starts with "ru"
ruddy
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What inspires you and keeps you smiling and living life to the fullest each day?
I was not aware I was doing that.
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Do you think BUSH was successful with T.W.A.T (The War Against Terrorism)?
Maybe not successful with it, but being one... He's an over achiever.
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Can you remember what you were doing when you were 21?
be traveling backward through time (BUT chic changed the question from "If I was 21 I would.... BAD FORM)
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How would you react if your child wanted to be a Vegetarian?
start cookin lots of beans and roasting bushels of veggies
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What did you break, and where did you hide it?
a friends trust and hid it right under his nose.
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Would you wish the genie free?
Only after I had eeked out as many wishes I could get. Id rub that lamp til I could see thru the metal
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I have a boyfriend who hasn't called me in 4 days. I've left him 32 text messages, called him over and over with no answer, and let alone he has atleast one house phone and two cell phones he can call me from. Should I stay with him?
3 things come to mind.
1)Chuck his sorry ass for answering all the opportunities you gave him
2) Check all the hospitals in a 50 mile radius- dont forget the morgues
3) Get a clue
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How does your body feel when you are in love?
Kinda rigid and unyielding on the outside but soft and mailable on the inside. Hmmm...kinda like silly putty in its shell.
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What's the worst thing your mother could say to you when you're about to go out with your gf/bf?
Are you still going out with her? I thought she had moved or died or something. Sorta wish she had...
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Drinks are on the house! What'll ya have?
three berry bombs with a draft chaser fer each. Then we can start drinking
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Do you suffer from insanity or do you embrace it?
You arent insane if you think you are- so how would you know if you are suffering from it. I know Im suffering from sanity.Insanity might be a very long day at the beach.
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The father of my unborn child has told me he wants to terminate all his rights to the child because he is married and already has kids and does not want to mess it up with a kid he does not know. How is that done in Georgia?
A small caliber pistol would fit in your purse and give him what he wants. No- dont kill him. Just make him help pay for the child you both made.Hes being selfish.
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What films have you seen that you just had to have the soundtrack for?
Punch Drunk Love
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Sure god's all powerful, but does he have lips?
If and whenever He wants to.
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I broke up my marriage due to my husbands insecurites and controlling behaviour but now i am devestated and left feeling like i cant carry on with life. Did i do the right thing
Hmm... Only you can answer that. Are you grieving a deep loss, or understanding that marriage, even though difficult, is better than being alone? Was he an abuser and, like the abused tend to, wanting to return to the situation becuase you think you deserve it somehow- or are you realizing your wedding vows may have meant that you help him over come this behavior and you should have stuck it...
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"Hey, where did you get that?"
over there. Theres a lot of it, but its going fast
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I wish......
therefore I hope
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I don't like to brag, but _____.
my dad can take your dad, no problem
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What can you remember in your lifetime that makes you feel really old when you think about it? I.E. rotary phones, manual typewriters and the like.
One of my absolute fave movies "the Hunger" is in the "Classic" section.
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Can you try and write a poetry of your own?(No matter if it's as small as one line)
Saturday the 29th
My family shares Thanksgiving
Spare ribs and sour kraut
makes the entire year worth living
But when the mouths are empty
And arguments inspire my leaving
I'll excuse myself with a kiss for mom
And rename this day "Thanksgrieving"
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Have you ever wondered where God came from? Was he alone before he created angels and man?
In the beginning there was the Word (Christ) and the Word was with God and the Word was God. John 1:1. God was never alone.
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What are you - 99% of the time?
frustrated
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What's the first thing to come to mind when you think of "San Francisco"?
My sister. She cant say it. It comes out "Sansom Frisco".
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What would you really want to get for black friday?
Off the roads and away from the mall
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Someone i love called me'' jerk "and it hurts me so much, could you convince your self that is a joke?
Maybe its not a joke- maybe your relationship has grown into the reality phase. The fantasy of who this person is, and who you are, is ending and you can advance into a real loving realtionship- where you see each other for who each is and love not in spite of but because of.
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I dont know how to kiss but my boyfriend says he wants to, help i dont know how!
Think about eating a peach. Its kinda like that. You sound like you are pretty young- so be careful. Dont let it get out of hand. You potentially have more to "lose" than he does. Respect yourself first.
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If we stand shoulder to shoulder, do we see eye to eye.
depends on how big your head is
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In which areas of your life do You consider yourself as Good as you can possibly be?
my height. I'll only get shorter from here on out
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Some People will go to any lengths to Avoid saying 'thankyou' what are the alternatives they use?
Currently, its "nice". and youre welcomed is"No problem" or "not a problem". Its viral. People are losing social graces.
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Are you afraid of the number "666"?
Im afraid too many people too much importance on that number
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My husband just called. He said he found a ticket for our daughter to go up to New York to see him and he asked me if I could afford $200.00. The ticket is $400.00. I don't feel I should have to pay any of the cost. Your thoughts?
Its for your daughter's well being- not yours. Think about the child not your vengeance.
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We withhold our answers to this question because we ________?
You are sideways and only appear to be half naked. We dont trust you.
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Whats a 'booty call'?
NSA (No Strings Attached) sex when a person is horny.
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If a guy tells you that you have a great body,you get sexier by the day,tells you how hot you are,when talking to you he leans in to hear you,gives you loads of eye contact,calls you baby or angel,is it a sure thing he likes you?im totally hopeless,thanks
We all think the same thing... string it out. See if he is serious when you dont put out. If he is really interested he can wait. and wait. and wait...
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Why are Hollywood stars always carrying around a damn chihuahua?
they gotta eat something
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If someone died in your house would you move out?
My sister's father in law died in his bed. I found out the mattress they gave me was his. Yes- I gave it away.
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Does the CIA listen to my phone calls?
If you ever said anything like "I could just KILL that Bush!" they are. Of course that begs the questions "How did they know I said it?"...
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What is the first thing that comes to mind when i say 'Boss is on leave today'?
Now maybe i can get my work done
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Who was your first Celebrity Idol when you were a child?
Elizabeth Montgomery or LBJ. They tied
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Who sees you when your sleeping and know when your awake?
That nosey chic across the way with binoculars. Woman has NO life. I just dont understand the note taking. I mean- Im sleeping...
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What is your favorite Thanksgiving food of all time?
Traditional Thnxgvg food- Cranberry sauce from a can. Family tradition- Spare Ribs and Sour Kraut. Yummmmmmmm.
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What the last thing you want to be doing when you hear someone say "oops!"
I was getting a tattoo. he was done in about 45 minutes. Then he said it.
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How many push-ups can you do in 1-minute?
I LOVE THOSE things. I think my record is 5 in one minute. Of course I got brain freeze.
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What's something you remeber doing in preschool?
Being finger printed by an FBI agent. About 1966 or 67.
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Which city should be the capital of California?
I guess it should be the one least likely to burn
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Me, or you?
we
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Why do i keep letting myself get hurt in relationships?
because you find a satisfaction there. some where inside you feel this is how it should be and you a certain fulfillment with guys who hurt you. You do not deserve to be hurt. You have a right to be happy and unharmed in a relationship
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I like looking at male porn am 16 and male am I gay?
you could just be comparing yourself to other men to see if you are the same in certain ways. At 16 you have insecurities about lots of things, but this does not necessarily make u gay. B careful though. Desensitizing yourself with male/male sex may cause an internal confusion that will be difficult to over come. Do you watch hetro porn too? In either case porn like tv and movies, is an...
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How does a guy know if he is gay?
If he is not flamboyant - then theres a vibe. Maybe he looks a little too long at a guy he finds attractive. Maybe he says "Im dating someone" instead of saying "Im dating this new chic". Subtle signs. He may also go out of his way to deny it... normal guy
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If you had to eat Indian food or Chinese food for the rest of your life, which one would you choose?
Chinese- but with a recent revelation as to how they "prepare" some of their meats- I wont.
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Are you materialistic or do you prefer the simple things in life?
yes. but I have found having even fewer of those things makes me happier.
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What is your response to reports that Michael Jackson has converted to Islam?
does it matter?
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Which television series starred Thomas Gibson and Jenna Elfman?
Dharma and Greg
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118303/
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Can I wear COACH shoes and carry a DIOR handbag to an important interview? Can you mix designers in one outfit?
I wear Levis with Hanes Beefy tees and Sketchers. But Im no primadonna...
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Hot? or Not? Actress Lindsay Lohan.
If you had said "Snot or not" I would say SNOT. But hot... nah.
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Are you missing a little toe nail?
Mine was getting smaller then I realized I just needed to find it again. There it was- under all that cuticle stuff just waiting, If yall dig around u may be surprised.
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What ever happened to giving your baby a normal name?
normal changes with time. My great aunts were Ida and Beulah. My moms middle name is Valida. Is Tiffanie with a heart over the "i" normal? Would you name your child Avis or Paloma? Names used to mean something. Avis means "bird" and Paloma is "dove" (edited after reading comments below. Thanks vera city), Ida mean "prosperous and happy". Beulah means...
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Why would someone watch an Internet suicide?
All this leads to the desensitization of society- which by the evidence presented here is well underway. We already ignore the desperate homeless, death, rape, kidnapping and thefts are prime time fodder on the news, CSI makes human mutilation entertainment. The brutal and bizarre is kool-ade to our kids. Sadly- it would become viral and end up as a screen saver on someones work computer
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Is a banana and mayonnaise sandwich a southern thang?
I thank it was more an Elvis thang first.
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My 3 year old boy touches his "private parts" a lot lately, is this normal?
Self exploration is normal. If u make a big deal out of it you could create a issue for him later.
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How fat am I? Really fat?
not really- you could safely lose that in less than a year with no permanent skin sagging if you started now. Of course thats if you want to. If you are happy- be happy and dont worry about what others think. Id stand up straight though.
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If I was to make you a steak sandwich, what would you like with it?
a nice cab, some home fries or onion rings, maybe an au jus side. A leafy green salad would be nice
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I have heard the term "gaydar" before, but never totally understood its meaning. What does this term mean exactly?
Its an innate ability to tell if a person is same gender oriented with out really knowing them or to be able to see through the lie they tell
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Witch!! I am accusing you of being a witch, if found guilty you will be burned at the stake. What will you say to defend yourself?
I weigh more than a duck. I cant be a witch
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What do you think is the best way Bush can serve his country in his remaining days as President?
Not to. Dude has done enough.
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Does your birthday land on any famous person or celebrity's birthday?
Yes- lots
http://www.brainyhistory.com/daysbirth/birth_november_21.html
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Can I visit you in your dream?
Im not usually in my dreams, but we can meet up at prearranged location in the continuum. Theres a great place there where we can fly and walk on water and the other night Dolly threw a microphone at me. I'll be lookin for ya.
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I am 30 years old guy and is single and also virgin. Whenever, I face any female (other than close relatives), I feel some horror. Why so? Can anybody help me out on this?
I guess first I would ask- what kind of horror? I mean- do women disgust you or are you afraid of rejection? Either way I would say something happened to you early on that initiated this extreme response and maybe a deeper look at that is in order.BTW- virginity is cool. Dont let anyone tell you otherwise. You have spared yourself being exposed to STDs, awkward relationships based solely on...
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What is your initial reaction after a close friend of yours tells you that they are gay?
"What are you doing right now?"
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Say you are traveling from east texas to south texas can you carry a hand gun
Can you.. or should you? The people are scary. Yes- you should.
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What is a good board game for a 3 year old boy?
I know most ABers dont like links and think they arent real answers- but this is my answer. Heres a list of games for 3 and up.
http://www.3andupgames.com.au/
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My lesbian cousin rides to work with me in the morning. When I ask for her contribution for fuel it gets ugly and she winds up accusing me of discriminating against her sexual orientation. Should I kick the dyke out of my car?
Now Now, dont let your anger get the better of you. Dyke is such an ugly word for a same gender oriented female.Kindly explain to her its only because she wants to be man that you let her ride with you in the first place. I mean- who better to change your flat, fix a broken fan belt with her jock strap or effectively scare off that way to aggressive big rig driver with a single flip of her...
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When you're being a grumpypants, what's the usual reason?
People are selfish mean and stupid and that makes me really grumpy
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Do you have any roundabouts where you live - or driven around any somewhere else? Where are they?
Yes. In Nashville, we get to endlessly circle this
http://www.pbase.com/deadelvis/image/22332218
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Immune from law would you have a guillotine and chop off peoples heads who piss you off
What then- start a head gallery in testament of your submitting to your rage? Grim. Immune from the law I think I would look more toward... say...kidnapping and indentured serfdom. Then I would not have to work anymore AND I could beat them every night.
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My wife bought her male coworker underwear.
And lied to me about it. What should I read into this?
dont infer. ask. have a discussion with her- calmly- with out accusing.
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What do you think to skinny jeans on skinny men?
gay or rock star wanna-be ... or gay rock star wanna-be
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This guy said that i was a sexy bitch and that he would be 'banging it of the walls' when he got home.what the hell did he mean?
First he sees you as an object for his sexual pleasure and has no respect for you. Second- hes gonna masturbate when he gets home thinking about you.
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Do we really need a woman who lied about her landing in Bosnia as being "under heavy sniper fire" as our Secretary of State?
ALL politicians lie. Its what makes them politicians.
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What is about God?
everything
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Someone tried to break into my store again for the 2nd time in a month. The damage will cost me about $5000 this time. Should I just start to hate everyone? Would that make it easier to take?
hate only has an effect on you. it grows and can cause internal discord promoting illness.
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How can i tell my boyfriend i love him without just saying i love you?
actions. people can and will say anything. can he look you in the eye when he says it? without breaking the gaze? does he say it at all? when I love(d) someone I had a softer expression on my face whenever we spoke. Is that there?
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Have you ever had and do you like split pea soup?
mom made some just the other day. YUM!!!!
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First thing that cames to mind when i somebody says "kill me"?
how would you like to die? I can be very accommodating
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I'm going to convert my 87 hatchback into a convertible..... any suggestions/recommendations?
u cant just hack the roof off. It supports the rest of the body. you will need to reinforce so the body does not sag.
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Why do we hang out on this site
because we are looking for:
entertainment/ a diversion
intellectual stimulation
friends/acceptance
an answer
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Buy a sail boat and go around the world? OR Buy a log cabin in the woods? And why?
Cabin. No sharks when the boat is crushed by a tidal wave and you are floating hopelessly in the middle of no where
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If God didnt want us to eat cows,pigs,and chickens.....why did he make them out of meat? :)
if u look at like that- people are meat. why dont we eat us?
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I am describing an unknown object to you as being both "beautiful" and "deadly". What would your first guess be for what it is?
a wife
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When you have silly, dizzy, gossipy women trying to dig and delve into your life, what do you do?
realize they dont have my best interest at heart and and honestly tell them I think its dangerous to talk to them.sort of a verbal smak in the face. wake up call.
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Why dont guys deal with their feelings rather than being jerks?
So you think him being a jerk is him not dealing with his feelings? Sounds to me like he is
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What is the best way to cook the possum that I just scraped off the road?
If its fresh just open the hood of the family wagon, strap it what ever it hottest and head home. Good eats when you get there.
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What is your usual order when at the movie theater?
TURN OFF YOUR CELL PHONES AND SHUT UP! AND PLEASE STOP KICKING MY CHAIR!!!
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What should a kid from the suburbs know before moving to the big city?
No matter what the guy on the corner says- the first one is never free. he may give it to you but you will pay the rest of your life.
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Spiderman is amazing, the Hulk is incredible, the X-Men are uncanny and Iron Man is invincible. What are you?
bemused
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A friend of mine loves romance novels, so for her b-day I'm writing one for her. I'll be kinda funny and written so that the main character would be her. I'm totally stuck on the two male love interests though...can you think of some creative/funny ones?
the greasy muffler repair guy and her lawyers boss, the founder of the firm. maybe she has to take legal action against the muffler shop and discovers she has a taste for extreme ends of the spectrum
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What are you fighting for in life?
meaning, an effin reason Im here
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Whose arms will you be sleeping in tonight?
mine- like the rest of everyone here
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What happens to you when you eat egg salad?
I chew, I swallow, I digest, I evacuate. What do you do?
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What's the last thing you did in the woods?
found my way out.But it was nice being lost for a minute
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Am i the only one who thinks that clothing is optional?
Sure. Show me your options and I'll show you mine.
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What/ Who is your favorite Bush?
the one I trim every week...
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How far would you travel for love?
Hmm... the fridge is downstairs- so down stairs. HOw many miles is that?
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Would you rather go without power, or water?
Id rather have the water. I can be my own power source
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Is lice something to be embarresed about?
If you got them as a result of exposure at school, or in the gym and you take care it it- no. If you are a nasty house keeper, and dont bathe- pr know each one by name- yes. You should consider never leaving you home so the rest of us dont get infested.
nasty
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Well I'm waiting, what now?
Go pre-bus all your tables, sweep up the crumbs at unseated tables, do your side work, roll some silverware, refill the tea and water pitchers, cruise through your section to see if anyone needs anything...you really arent very good at this if you have to keep being told... maybe you should consider something in an office or maybe and ice cream truck...
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I lost 45 pounds, are you proud of me?
WAY!!! GOOD JOB! I know it was hard
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What makes your house so perfect?
I am redoing every bit if it. And- Im in it.
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When you're high and your heart is punding really fast and your body feels like its vibrating a weird feeling and you're just really bugging does it mean you're allergic to marijuana?
no- weed causes rapid heart rate and high blood pressure
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What's a good comeback when someone says to you "Why are you so fat"?
Im not. Your eyes are warped.
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I am 16 years old and I smoke . I do not like the way my skin looks ,it seems like I look like i'm aging way to fast ,if I quit smoking will my skin look healthier and more alive? And if I quit when will I see these results?
WHEN you quit drink lots of water daily and exfoliate.It will help
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If you could choose your last words, what would they be?
GAK! Yarrrrrrrrrrggggg... gurgglegurrglegurggle.
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Now, what do you say...?
My actions speak for them selves.
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What has a mouth but does not Eat, had a bed but does not sleep and has branches but no leaves?
a river
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Does anybody eat beets anymore?
Lets see
When I can find them fresh I juice it along with the other stuff for breakfast.I eat pickled beets then use the brine to make beet pickled eggs. I eat the beets from a can my mom puts out for dinner. I roast them with other root veggies. Ive made beet chips in a convection oven. Beet salsa is great...
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Who made that noise?
It was the leather on this chair. SEE? I can do it again...
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Why is god an asshole?
who are you worshiping? The ONE I know is not
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How many months or years do you think Ashlee Simpson will stay married?
Lets see... its almost 8:45...
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Do you have a fan blowing on you right now?
not so much a fan as a stalker...
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I work at a counter for a chain coffee shop, today a blind woman came in a paid a small bill with a fifty. I gave her ones instead of twenties (hoping to pocket the extra doe) and she called me on it. She had no companions. How did she know?
Good thing you cant imagine no Hell... theres a place for you there.Hypocrite.
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(For the Guys): What do you do to console yourself after a break up?
(ie: eat ice cream, call friends, etc.)
Berry Bomb after Berry Bomb, with intermittent Sam Adams draft
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My cat likes to bite off the head of flies and leave the body on the couch, what can I do?
Record it an put it on YOUTUBE
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SHOULD gays/lesbians have the same rights as heteros?
What is up with all this? People are people. Everyone deserves access to the best medical care they can find. Everyone deserves to find love and be loved. Everyone deserves a home, good quality of life no matter what you or anyone else thinks about them. Lets rephrase the questions how about it-SHOULD gays and lesbians stand up and beat the crap out of the people who want to deny them what the...
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How much would you spend on a promise ring? What does a promise ring mean to you?
its typically a ring before the engagement ring."I promise to marry you".
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What is Cher's Hat size?
bigger than it prolly should be
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Am I the only one that finds John Lennon's song Imagine offensive?
Yes. you are.
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Do you know how to be nice?
IN many different ways.
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Nothing hits the spot like a good_______?
dill pickle
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I'm gay, and I want to know the truth on the amount of people on average who are okay with it and who have a problem with it. Thoughts?
If you have read the variety of answers here and take them to heart you will be confused and self loathing, based on johnjoe and the like. What counts is what you think. When any person bases self acceptance on what others think of them in any capacity, the answer will always be less than what YOU should think of you. People will hate for any reason they can find- so why invite ridicule and...
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What is the first thing that pops in your mind when I say John
Lennon
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Honestly how can anyone like grapefruit anything? It is so bitter!
Grapefruit is sour. unsweetened chocolate is bitter.And grapefruit ANYTHING is mmmmmmmmmmmgood
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Can something WRONG today be RIGHT tomorrow?
The date, if you were mistakenly one day ahead when you referenced it
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Are you related to a famous person?
my dad. he sang with Elvis for 14 years and from the late 60s to the eighties was on 80% of the country music on the radio- or was it 80% of the country music that received Grammys? Its the Grammy thing.He sang with Elvis, Patsy Cline, Dolly Parton, Rick Nelson, Loretta Lynn, the list is long and hard to recall.
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Why is it okay for movies to show women being sexually abused and mutilated? They don't show men being treated this way. I think it's degrading to women.
women do get the worst of it. They scream better and show fear better I guess.Men see women as needing protection and lesser beings- so watching a chics get it is akin to maiming, torturing and killing puppies. strikes a deeper chord.and they have boobs.
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Who is your favourite comedian?
Steven Wright
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What do u like to see in a buisiness?
Competent management, impressive growth, client oriented service staff.
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Name a fear you had and how you managed to overcome it.
The fear of being inadequate. I started paying close attention to other people and discovered everyone is inadequate.
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If you were a sound, what sound would you be?
rurururururururgluggluggluggluggwheeeeezePING!
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I smoked weed 2 weeks ago, i have a drug test in a week will i pass? i do not smoke much, it was the 1st time in 4 months when i last did it. If i cannot, how can i detox?
www.ddetox.com
read up
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What's the best way to clean my eyeglasses?
microfiber cloth.
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Do you like being beaten with a rock before sex?
depends on with whom i am having sex.last time I had sex I just slit my own throat ear to ear. almost decapitated myself. BUT- it was HOT.
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What do have in the trunk of your car? (Be honest !)
i dont know who he is, but he must have made me mad
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Do u know how to drive?
yes. I do. Its all those dilberts who cross the line and weave back and forth and pass way too close I am in fear of. Oh- and let me take this opportunity to say if you cant keep pace or have people flashing their lights behind in you dont belong in the left lane on the interstate. GET OUT OF THE WAY GRANNY!
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What is the best way of cooking steak?
mmmmmmmmmmm.... jack soaked applewood chips on a charcoal grill.mid rare
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If a child is old enough to ask... are they always old enough to know the honest answer?
yes, but the answer must be tempered to fit the age.Adults have (or should have) the capacity to to answer a child question with factual information in a style and calm manner that allows the child to gain understanding with no undue trauma, prejudice or fear.
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I believe in god, but I despise religion. Is that normal or weird?
religion is a man made thing. religion is something to which a person devotes them self wholly.read scripture, decide for yourself what it says and means- THATS your religion. It does say to go to church- which I do- but for the most I listen to the preacher, take what I need, discard what doesnt work with what I understand the Bible syas, but listen with an open mind.
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How can I make very thin paper hard?
You are gonna need some kind of polymer or a starch.
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Do you have a song about you?
Sadly, yes- bt I cant tell you what it is or youll know my real name.
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Is there any way this can be fixed?
Cut off its balls.
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Why don't you just give up?
I did just give up, but life just kept pushing me down. So I started pushing back.
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I have decided not to get a tan this year but why do i feel washed out and feel i must get a nice colour. Why cant i be happy being pale i have blue eyes. How can i get through the summer without a tan and stop myself feeling guilty im not sunbathing.
Get one sprayed on.
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Would you run naked in a naked mile? (Keep in mind that if you get to the finish line first,you DON'T win anything)
I dont run but I would spectate naked.
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I am really, really shy ( I have S.A.D). I just started a great new job, I moved to a new boro and I want to date and meet new people. I am worth getting to know, How can i break out of my shy shell?
You have the answers. You just wrote them here. YOU AE WORTH GETTING TO KNOW. Dont ascribe to all this BS. YOU ARE WORTH GETTING TO KNOW. Take it slowly. SMile at someone. When they speak- just follow suit. Try to be calm and remember YOU ARE WORTH GETTING TO KNOW.S>A>D is an excuse. Dont be a slave to it. Say it with me "I AM WORTH GETTING TO KNOW1 I AM WORTH GETTING TO...
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My daughter is 3 years old is that too youung to start teaching her about good touch and bad touch?
No- not today. Just dont make her uncomfortable. Shes your baby girl. Shes precious.
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What actor acts the same in every movie?
Tom Cruise
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My boyfriend says that he sits around and thinks of things he would do to me if i left him and if he can't have me no one can. is this abuse?
Its obsession. Get away from him- if you can. Hes a freak
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Do you think there be a world war three?
as soon as China starts needing oil/and gas and theres even a bigger shortage, there will be a WWIII.
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Men: Is there ever a justifiable reason to strike a woman?
Only if she is violently unreasonable- totally out of control- or if she is found beating a child.Ill smack anybody beating a child.
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If you had evil minions what/who would they be?
Bush's Whitehouse staff, headed by Condy Rice and VP Cheny
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What are you going to do about it now?
I'm gonna smile and pretend it doesnt bother me. In two years, you might see me out of the corner of your eye. Or you might not.
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Does locking a two-year-old girl out of a house for extended periods of time classify as abuse/neglect? Is the excuse that the child was on "bad behaviour" really acceptable here?
THATS UNTHINKABLE! That child has NO experience in this world. No idea what acceptable, good or bad behavior. Its the parents job to train a child- not lock them out of the house like a DOG.Child service needs to be notified and that parent flogged. I am incensed at this.
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How important is it to add a bit of mystery to a relationship? Is it really necessary?
familiarity breed contempt
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Ladies, what happened to the miniskirts and minidresses? Don't you realize that you almost hurled the entire male intellect back into the stone age with them?
Im not a lady- but skirt length is indicative of societies temp. Like colors. The 80s- lot of bright colors and short revealing clothes. Now- things are more serious, so clothes are less revealing.
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What do men think just after Sex
i dont think we can
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What color of hair do you think my mother has?
red. because she so vibrant
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But Why"?
Theres as many reasons why as there are people. You tell me.
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How do you feel when your mother is no longer with us on Mother's Day?I lost mine two years ago so its really hard for me
Get out some pictures or old movies and recall what a great woman she was and how much you benefit from knowing her. Buy her favorite flowers for yourself and love her when you see them.Look at the best in you that came from her and she is till with you.
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Stranded! Water all round! No food! No tools! No hope! What do you do!?
Lose a lot of weight due to dehydration and starvation and hope the hallucinations are better than the reality.
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What errors can be found in the Bible?
The biggest error I ever found- and the only one- was the address I wrote in it in case I lost it.
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When is it okay for a man to NOT be a gentleman?
never
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What are the softest nuts?
cashews
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Can anyone recommend a moisturizer that will prevent and clear up break-outs?
Witch Hazel is a great astringent. It will clear you face like nuthin else.
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Did you ever take a lunch box to school? If so, please describe the construction and design on it.
Metal Flintstones box- then brown paper bag
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What magician is most famous for making the Statue of Liberty disappear, levitating over the Grand Canyon, and walking through the Great Wall of China?
Copperfield
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If women were fish, what would you say is the best bait to use?
Way bad analogy...
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Im 14 and i havent had a boyfriend what should i do
14? You should not even be thinking about this stuff, much less worried. You have high school, college, first real job, YEARS of guys looking at you before you should ask this question.
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What fast food restaurant was literally founded in a broom closet?
wasnt that papa johns?
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Garbage, or Hole?
hole. inspite of courtneys public off stage antics- and bad implants
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Have you ever forced yourself to finish a particularly difficult/disturbing/boring book, just because you couldn't let the d@mned thing defeat you?
YES!!! I made it all the way through WICKED. It was like riding a bike with a bent front wheel over a thousand miles of gravel road.I had bought another of his books but after suffering through his style once, I gave that other book to a stranger on a plane.
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I think I'm in love with a beautiful girl but she just told me me she was born a male and has the parts to prove it(i would of never guess). I still love her or him...what do I do?
wait- you admit to being bi- so I dont get the dilemma
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When will you stop wanting that doggy in the window?
The one with the waggely tail? Maybe until I get back from California or all the robbers have lost their flashlights.Hmm... maybe when we can walk a goldfish on a leash. Yeah. When we can walk a goldfish on a leash.
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In marriage/relationship: Besides physically being with another person sexually, what constitutes cheating?
lust in the heart.
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What will you do if your friends call you gay?
I say "and..."
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What does it mean if your boyfriend packs condoms for a trip without you?
hes not your boyfriend
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If you could look out of your window and see anyone walking down your path who would you want it to be?
Christ. Lets get this over with. BUT scripture states not to pray His coming to be soon.
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Do dynamic women scare men?
this type question generalizes men. For as many dynamic women there are who scare men there are men who thrive in their company.
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Reba Mcentire or Dolly Parton?
Dolly- hands down.
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If Queen is bigger than The Beatles, then why haven't I heard of them until this year?
you live a sheltered life? Your radio is tuned to "All Beatles All the Time?"
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Do men play mind/head games?
Chics are notorious game players.Be fair. When unscrupulous peeps want something- they do what they will to get it.
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How do you get off a cocaine high?
give it fifteen minutes- then check your wallet. once the buzz is gone the reality of the investment is apparent. Now- go clean up those rusty pipes and make a list of the good things you can do with the cash.
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When you truly love someone... do you ever stop loving them? How do you ever move on?
true love never dies. Its not the erotic type love. its the real deep caring that exists in th heart and soul. You continue with your life but you always carry an unquenchable ache.
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What event caused you to realize that you weren't a child anymore?
secondary sex characteristics.
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My daughter is 18months old and Im still breastfeeding. I would like to stop as Im having a bit of discomfort? Any Ideas, as she only wants breast milk to sleep.
what about a breast pump?
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Is it proper to hold people who are "Christian" or "Religious" up to some lofty standard when they are just imperfect, human people like everyone else?
we are all people doing what we deem is appropriate for our lives. no one is perfect.if you find yourself admiring people with ethics and moral standards, try adopting higher standards of your own, and hold yourself in high esteem.the irony of spiritual standards is what one might perceive as lofty is prolly what keeps the other person humble.
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My husband was ordered to take his check stubs to court to up his child support from 650+.His stubs are simple and I photoshopped them and made it look like he made less(which would lower it).The judge goes by the stubs so could we get away with this?
what you did is dishonest and criminal.you are really harming the children for whom this money is intended.when the judge recognizes the stubs are forgeries you will be seen on the evening news being escorted out of court in hand cuffs.
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What is your Favorite Song by Garth Brooks?
ALL of them... when they end. Garth is a product of clever marketing. Although he can entertain a crowd, there are better singers/performers.
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If life is just a cocktail party on the street, who would you hate being stuck talking to?
That guy over there with cocktail sauce on his shirt and shrimp tails in his pocket.
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Why do girls want marriage so much?
implied sense of security? Free ride? Tax breaks?Someone to cheat on or be cheated on by?Sperm donor?
Im just guessing, peeps. All I can report is what I see...
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I'm 18 and a friend of mine is a lot older than me like in his 40s. I know him pretty well but have never seen him outside of work... he asked me to go on a camping trip with him where alcohol will be involved...Does he just want in my pants?
yes. you are underage, so that a crime for him to be with you and let you drink. You need to not be alone with him
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What can cause a dog to limp on both front & hind leg? Mild tramua 2 front-now does put weight on back?
dislocated shoulder. I was walking my dog and she stumbled in a rain grate- vet fixed it when I had her teeth cleaned., but I had no clue. Shes all better. Look into that
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What's the last thing you got in trouble for at work?
TOTALLY losing it at the inanity of a sales chic. clueless and vacuous does not BEGIN to describe this person. Im shaking just thinking about her... I do hope she has found a better job, however.No one should be unemployed- as long as she and I never hold positions in the same organization ever again.
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My boyfriend of 8 yrs has a myspace account that says single and he's been leading on girls that write him. Should I get my own to show him what it's like?
tit for tat only causes internal conflict and external strife. being direct ... the only way.address it head on.
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Do you ever listen to Internet radio?
all day at work
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What's your favorite sexual song?
The theme to the Jetsons.
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Now that food prices are skyrocketing are you considering putting in a garden this year?
Nah- Im just gonna learn how to steal.
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What are three key rules to not getting caught?
Do it out of sight of others
Dont talk about it
Dont ever talk about it
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If you were introduced to me, and then next time we met I called you by another name, would you correct me, or let it slide?
correct you. After all, it my name. The first time is ok- the next time is just plain rude.
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Are homosexuals "born" or "bred"? I have no dog in this fight-i have a sister and cousin who are gay and a brother (deceased) who was also. I turned out straight.
I am sure there many causes for homosexuality, but fr the most part, born. Some studies show that each successive son born to the same family by the same mother each ave about a 33% greater chance of being same gender oriented. The theory is, as I recall, that with the first son, a foreign organism with dissimilar hormonal makeup,the female body begins to fight against that organism- like any...
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My girlfriend just said i was a legend in my own mind,is that good?
she means you think more of yourself than you prolly ought. Is she a yatch or was she being funny?
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
he'd chuck he would as much as he could and chuck as much as a wood chuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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Me and my ex split 3 months ago.im really struggling too get over her.i cant stop wanting her and thinking about her.any help? thanx
It takes one month for every year together, and it will subside. A therapist told me when you start swimming in memories- recall the bad stuff. Make it an unpleasant memory attached to this person. I know it sounds harsh, but it helps. anD do the stuff JIME suggests
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Where are you most likely to find a mortarboard?
on the head of a graduate.
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What is a tramp stamp and why is it called this?
a tramp stamp is a tattoo on the lower back. Its called that because chics who get them look like tramps.Its also called a Ho Tag
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What Do You Do When A Girl Says "I Love You"?
look around to see who shes talking to
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Which area has the best BBQ cooking style?
I think it may have been. Those were the BEST RIBS EVER
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Any advice on someone wanting to recover from a drug addiction?
In college we had a philosophy teacher who shared this with us. "For ten seconds dont think of purple elephant." Of course all we could think of was a purple elephant- except for one guy. When asked how he accomplished the feat- he said "I thought of a blue giraffe."
Consider your addiction a purple elephant. Every thing else is a blue giraffe.
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When I lie down, why do mosquitoes seem so fixated on my head on my head when they have the rest of my body to bite?
Is you facial lotion scented?
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Are humans still evolving?
yes. with improved nutrition we are growing taller.
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Which area has the best BBQ cooking style?
memphis
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Whats the sexiest colour dress any female can wear, to turn heads?
flesh
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Is there a birth control for men
condoms
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If i was a duck, i'd be a...?
dinner for two
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Is hell in the center of the earth?
no. Hell is bi-locational. Its in Kansas and TExas.
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Dus it bothr u wen ppl typ lyk this?
wut?
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Hey ppls, Im 16 and a guy i felt like i was in love with just broke up with me after we hit a rough spot. We had dated for 8 months but he just gave up on me. He txted me in the morning when he knew i was sick at home to tell me it was over. Harsh or not?
yes. harsh. inconsiderate to kick a person when they are already down
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If matter can not be created or destroyed...where do the missing socks go when you're doing your wash?
When you die you get a really big box of all the stuff you lost. Its mostly socks.
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What do you think of when you think of Mexico?
the beach
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If your 16 year old son is very smart. However, he only wants to play around at school. How do you encourage him to do better?
He's bored. He's not challenged. Move him up a grade or two.
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I was a chronic marijuana smoker. I quit pot for a week or so and then smoked a joint and 1/2. I now have 20 days or so until my p test. I am 5'7 and wiegh 140 pounds. Took a home test that was approved by the FDA and failed. Will I PASS?
www.ddetox.com
i used to smoke a lot and tried this on a whim. it works.got REAL high, took a pee test (at home) which of course came up ositive. drank this stuff, followed instructions. 1 hr later I tested again and came up clean. no lie.
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Widescreen DVD's; A little bitty band of film across a massive black screen. Does anyone else dislike this?
its the only way I'll watch a dvd. you are getting ripped off when they make it fit your screen.
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What is worse to have on television, sex, violence or talk/reality shoes?
i dunno- those talking reality shoes can get pretty graphic ;)
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WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO BRING A SMALL AMOUNT OF MAJIJUANA ON A CRUISE?
maybe you should ask all the guys in jail who tried
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What food(s) do you refuse to even try?
cow tongue
souse
Rooster "fries"
Mountain oysters
chitterlings
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What are the most predictable scenarios for a horror film?
Buxom blonde chics alone at camp, or alone at home, or alone a friends house, or alone at the home of a long deceased killer, or alone at...
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If it's true that "you are what you eat." What are you?
Either a chicken pot pie (with crust top AND bottom) or a phillysteak sammy.
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What does it mean if a ghost says "I'll kill you"?
First, from what I understand, a ghost cannot physically harm you. Poltergeist can move things around and make noises.also- from what I understand. brass bell ward them off. Do you have any brass bells?
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Can stress cause your lip to tremble?
yes.
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If you had to listen to one song 100 times, what would it be?
This past weekend it was Last Tears by Indigo Girls
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What are some names you would never name your Son or Daughter?
Cornbread
Bumper
Gastroenteritis
Plum Bob
Wallet
Toe Jam
Shall I continue?
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What lies inside every man?
his tongue
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Why is it so HARD to admit you NEED someone?
it implies weakness and dependence.
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Can you wash - down feather bedding in the washing machine?
yes but dry it HOT and completely.
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Who was the worst US President ever?
hands down- bush. he is a retaliatory idiot.
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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
One
TwoHOO
thththree.
It takes three licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop
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Captain Janeway and Councillor Troy in a cage match. Outcome?
Janeway wins by TKO of course. Troy is a whining empathetic sissy.
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Do you think that Hillary Duff has now fallen into the slut world of Brittany Spears, Cristina, and Lindsay. Or do you think that she is still unique in her music and style?
she was never unique. just mixed.
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What is the decease, in which, initially sometimes person forgets his name, his address etc... and gradually he forgets everything, almost he does not recognize anybody?
Alzheimer's
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Can a 17 year old straight guy still be shy toward others?
why would sexual orientation influence one ability toward social interaction? a person is shy for many reasons.lack of self esteem due to insufficient familial validation, overtly harsh and inconsiderate teachers in early education, bullying- could just be who he is naturally. be supportive. reinforce his sense of self worth through acceptance and encouragement that he is a fine and worthwhile...
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How does someone with HIV/AIDS get a tattoo? Do you have to tell the tattoo artist? Will they even do it at all?
The tattoo needles are all sterilized in an autoclave. If the tattooist does not open the needle from a sealed sterile pack in front of you, get up.
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Are there any natural cures for hayfever?
Urtica and Hydrastic tinctures
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There are five calories in a teaspoon of semen. Who else sees a new diet craze coming?
makes the concept of a lunch break much more interesting.
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Do you like or dislike gardening and why?
i like it when others do it. For me- Its DIRT. It gets under your nails. There are BUGS in it.
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Please explain the "end justifies the means" if you can?
what ever it takes to achieve your desired out come is acceptable. But- its not true. One must maintain an ethical standard.
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If you owned a casino, what would you name it?
Gimme All Your Cash and Get It Over With
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I asked a girl out on msn and she said no is msn a bad or good move? and what do you suggest?
NO ONE is too good for you. Every one is equal. Buck up. You have years of dating to make it through so understand you are as good as any one out there
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Are you straight,bi-sexual,gay, or neither?
I have been gay all my life, but since my split after ten years am wondering if theres any way I can make a hetero relationship work. I really have no faith in peoples ability to commit any more any way- so maybe the point is moot.
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Is Satan the same fallen angel as Lucifer? What is Satan's demonic rank? What is the name of The Prince of Demons?
This isnt really science- its religion- but here goes:
Lucifer was an seraphim- he protected Gods throne, thus he protected Gods authority. Lucifer was the very most beautiful of all the angles, the smartest- all that but he was (is) proud. He got the idea to put his own throne far above Gods, and 1/3 of all the angels were behind him. There was a battle and Micheal. an arch angel, threw...
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How did women were Bikinis in the 70s and 80s?
considering there was no bikini wax available at that time?
I guess they all had "side burns".
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Is there an end to space??? who made god?
you will break your brain with that one. No answer.
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How can I work on being more open and accepting towards individuals who are not necessarily the same as I am?(Generally speaking)
Just remember- to them YOU are the person not like them. We be all d'same, fer shur
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Does the target on your back get bigger and bigger the higher and higher you get on AB?
Negative numbers dont effect you total score- so I am not sure there is a target on you back.
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What will it take for as much of the population as possible, to be permanently naked, everywhere?
Either a global nonjudgmental attitude- or global blindness.
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After a dog is spayed is it normal for her to keep crying, is there anything I can give her for the pain?
When my baby was spayed she had no problem running around, jumping on the couch, Never bothered her. Call the vet.
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What is the name of the story where a guy bricked another up behind a wall while he was still alive but drunk?
Edgar Allen Poe
The Cask of Amontillado
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(my boyfriend is in jail and wants me to write a sweet letter. what should i say?)
see ya when u get out
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If you could have chosen, what talent or gift would you have wanted to be born with?
real magic but not like the dark stuff.
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A girl that I am currenly into recently told me that she has/had (I can't remember which) Ovarian Cists. Should this deter me in any way?
LOTS of women have ovarian cysts. Its fairly common. The only way this would deter you is not being able to be supportive if she has surgery to address them.
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My dad wants my brother and I to get baptized. The only problem is, I'm 13 and he's 10. Is that too late? Everyone I know got baptized as babies. Oh, and one more thing: we don't often go to church anymore, so is there any point in becoming baptized?
Baptism is something you do at the age of accountability- thats when you can understand right from wrong.You also must believe with all your heart that Jesus is the Christ, the Son of the Living God. Do you?
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Pringles?? once you pop, can you stop?
cant make from the store to the car without eating the entire can.
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Why is Britteny Spears so sexy?
because you arent paying attention to whats really going on. Shes a sad, lost and misguided little girl.I feel bad for her for the most part
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What do you think about this? In Michigan, A woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission.
Wacked out. Why should he have control over such an arbitrary thing as cutting your own hair. Whats next= permission to poo?
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Do you like sausage patties or link sausage better and why
links. for some reason the seem to taste better
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How do you classify those that ridicule you?
jealous and insecure
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What are three things you would like to do this summer?
beach
beach
beach
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Do you take a multivitamin every day?
The body does not absorb manufactured vitamins and minerals as well as it does from food. I juice every morning. Jack LaLane juicer.Heres my recipe:
1 small sweet potato
celery stalk
carrot
Granny Smith Apple
Pear
Thick slice of fresh pineapple
small beet (if I can find a fresh bunch at the store)
chunk of fresh ginger root
Just wash everything first and slice it so it fits in the...
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What is the most effective way to quit smoking?
I never smoked but had a friend who filled a gallon container about a thirds full of water and whenever he smoked. he dropped the butts in the jug and put the lid on it. AFter he had a some in there, whenever he wanted a smoke he would open the container and smell it instead. he said it worked very quickly.
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What is the best thing a person could do while kissing you?
Umm..Jitter bug
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Do you think that the government is reading your e-mail?
They dont need to. They are reading my thoughts
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Why did the bible translaters (kjv) misuse the word Lucifer, that originally ment Venus, the brightest star before sun rise,
Lucifer actually means "Bringer of Light".
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If god is our father when we pray why do we pray to jesus? and call jesus our god?
We dont pray TO Jesus, we pray to God in Christs name.Jesus is not our God. God is God, Christ recognizes that.
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Am I too skinny?... 5 foot 11/ 120 pounds/ 17 yr old male
You are thin, but you are also a teen ager. Sounds like you have a high metabolism too. If you want to gain weight drink milkshakes made of whole milk. vanilla ice cream, banana, peanut butter, add weight gainer powder if you want. Do it every day and start working out.Dont do a lot of cardio, because it burns all the calories you are trying to pack on. Lift, eat protein and carbs.
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Can animals get aids or is it a strictly human condition?
yes, theres Feline AIDS, Ehrlichia: AIDS of the Canine World.
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I have a new girl friend and i do not want to screw anything up with her what should i be careful with?
Do things that make her feel like a woman- like shes appreciated. Open the car door for her. OPen every door for her- she goes in first. When walking outside, you walk to the outside, next to the street. If theres one seat to be had, say on a bus, she gets it. You stand.If you go out to eat, and discuss the menu, find out what shed like to have and you do all the ordering "She will...
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What is one of the most tormenting experiences you've had with ghosts before?
I was at a friends house. he had a mirror across the room from the sofa where I sat. I saw a guy in a tan jacket walk back and forth in the mirror- but not in the room. When he reached the center of the mirror he would look up at me. When I relocated myself to the chair across from the hall and stairs I saw a hand in the upper corner of the door (where there was no way any one could be)...
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Hey pals! Wanna read the wedding poem I wrote for my son and his soon-to- be-bride?
Yeah- lets see it.
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What will you remember until your final days?
How could I possibly know that?
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Have you ever experienced being unexpectedly caught in the nude?
Im pretty sure every time Ive been caught naked it was on purpose.
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I'm really nervous...I take the SAT tomorrow. Any advice on how to do well?
Get a good nights sleep. Eat brain food in the morning before the test.eat some before bed too.
http://psychologytoday.com/articles/index.php?term=pto-3107.html&fromMod=popular_foodndiet
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Is there a term for when you are thinking of one word and your fingers type a different word?
cerebral phalange disconnect
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Are you going to finish that?
I was saving the cheese paper til last. You cant have it
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Is global warming natrual?
no real way to know. we have been here such a short time relative to earths existence.but i imagine so.
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Ugh! What were you thinking?!
Thinking is overrated. I just act on impulse.
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How come girls kick boys nuts. it hurts so badly!?
let me twist your titty til you scream and double over.
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Why is marijuana legal in amsterdam
because they understand its easier to control if they know where it is, where it comes from, and dictate where it can be used. The minute you make something illegal it goes underground and theres no stopping it or controlling it.
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What type of internet do you have?
clearwire
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What would your life be less enjoyable without?
lungs
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Come on! What did I ever do to you?!
Its not so much what you did but what you didnt do.
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Have you ever done it like you wanted to?
even if i did like someone else wanted it was my decision to do it that way- so I guess I always do it like I want.
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I want to tell me girlfriend I love her, but each time i get ready too i get nervouse and back out because im afraid of what she might say. Any advice?
Cowboy up. What if she responds in kind? How else you gonna know if she loves you back? What if shes waiting for the same thing?
No guts no glory
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Did you ride your bike to school?
Not today. I did when I was a kid. Walked a lot too
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A week or so ago I asked if people thought it was somehow wrong to sleep with my ex fiancee. You said it was!!! Did none of you realise that my ex fiancee is my wife? Is this the cream of your nation's brains?
To which nation do you refer? Many are represented here. I could ask if its common for your nations inhabitants to pose ambiguous and misleading questions to erroneously bolster their own self esteem.
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My friend just gave me a soda. What kind do you think it is?
7 up. But how am I going to know?
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Who do you think is right in this issue, Paul McCartney or Yoko Ono? Paul wants to take Lennon's name off "Yesterday" or at least put his name first. Yoko has always opposed this. Does Paul have a point or is Yoko right in not allowing him to this?
Seems pretty petty
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A complete stranger just used the word "y'all" in a sentence while speaking with you. What is going through your mind right now? Have you judged him to be less intelligent than you?
I am from the south, say yall all the time and have an IQ of 130. No- weunns aint all so dumb.
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Is Clinton Kelly gay?
he may not be but his site intro is. SHEESH GURL!
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Do you like ducks?
sure- they come in handy around low flying planes
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Are you worth a lick?
not even a tinkers dam
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What is your favourite type of sausage?
BRATS!!!!!!!!!!
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Is it wrong to go to prom with one guy and want to hook up with a different single guy in my group?
dance with the one that brung you.Its pretty cold to dump a guy at the prom.
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Why do we get hiccups and what's the best way to get rid of them fast?
BOO!
they gone?
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Do you have a hard time not showing when you are in a bad mood? how do you cover it?
Ive been told when I am in a bad mood a person can feel it from yards away and it fills a room. Cant cover it up.
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How did you choose your Answerbag name (assuming its not actually your name, that is!)?
c'est moi
c'est moi
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What can I use if i dont have a small enough screw driver
a dime
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Do you trust your gut?
learning to more and more
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If a bum ask you for spare change do you give it to him/her or do you just ignore them?
I dont carry cash- and I tell them that
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I really like this girl, but i dont know how she feels about me, i know i like her cause i get this feeling in my heart/stomach that is like butterflies when i think about her, how do i find out if she likes me?
you talk to her.
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Why didn't you write me?!
Because I am illiterate and cant read or write. Besides- I called you last. Its your turn.
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Do you think we should pull our soldiers out of war and nuke iraq
Yes/No
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Is it OK for a 21 years old boy to have relationship with a 14 years old girl?Ans what about the law?
The term statutory rape comes to mind. He cannot legally have a relationship with her-he shouldnt even be alone with her.
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Why won't you release me?
Not until you do your best Patsy Cline impersonation.
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I have some wierd feeling my babysitter raped me when i was 3 or 4 or 5 what do i do should i keep it a secret from my parents
How old are you now? If they dont know and you dont tell- thats a secret- but why would you? My concern is validation of the act- not that I disbelieve you, but in court there has to be proof. If you follow through with any kind of legal action it would be your word against the sitter, and you would be put through absolute hell getting to the bottom of all of it.
You are in a dilemma.
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My mom lost both of her sons, and after the second one committed suicide she started getting high, and almost died over a joint that was laced with something that didn't agree with her (we don't know what it was either)...Has anyone else been in my shoes?
It was probably ether. Its understandable though- the getting high. Your mom needs grief counseling.
How are you? Were they your blood kin or did you have a blended family.
Honestly- you and your family are now in my prayers.
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How do you get a person to open up?
A nice sharp blade. Other than that- you take it as it comes with people.
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What are you getting tired of?
My clown of a Howdy Doodie boss.
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Come on! What did I ever do to you?!
what didnt you do to me?
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How do you or how did you stop your baby from crying?
First see if the babe is hungry, then check the diaper. If the baby is not hungry or dirt could be gas. Try burping. If no luck, sit down with your legs outstretched, lay the babe on your legs head down, face down. Dont hang it upside down- make sure he/she feels safe and supported. Rub his/her back. Disorientation will often break the crying jag.
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Do you think the world is a F___ed up place?
Yes and its only going to get worse
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If you met Jesus, what will you tell him?
Tell Him? I dont think I could speak. I dont think I would even be able to look at Him. Id be on my knees.
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Are you named after your mother or father >?
Im named after my first foster brother and my mom.
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How do I tell my co-worker smells bad?
Do you EVER bathe?
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Why do you think Jesus is waiting so long to come back?
Because He states only GOD knows when his return is to be.
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I live in a studio and am trying to seperate the living room from my work space and bedroom. How do i accomplish this?
Build a screen on casters
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Is it safe to live in an industrial area? eg wingfiled south asutralia?
Besides the expected crime rate and dense carcinogen cloud, noise, traffic, rough necks, lack of anything still remaining from nature- sure. Its lovely. Id say youll see cops every 6 seconds.
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Any inspirational true love stories with happy endings?
The Kennedy's.
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Why do familys have ten kids or more
the rhythm method is flawed.
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What do you think when you see a family of over 10 children?
They MUST be Catholic.
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You are invited to my place for a party, what kind of supplies should I pick up for you?
Raspberry Vodka, Red bull, a tasty micro brew or six and spleef as thick as your wrist... and someone tasty to nibble on afterwards
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What is your favorire Dr. Seuss story?
HOP ON POP!!!!
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Can being stared at be considered as a form of torture?
yes
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When do you get out of the beginner stage. I'm new, but I want to excel.
lots of great answers, lots of great questions.
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I'm embarrassed about my stretch marks from being pregnant, why would a man want me with these marks all over me?
Because they dont effect who you are- unless you let them. Stop worrying about them.
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I thought men in the relationships were supposed to be the dominant ones how did women get all the power ? or am i just soft now
Men are really just little boys in a big boys body who liken their wives to their moms. And women have a vagina, which men want.He doesnt verbally, emotionally or physically abuse you does he?
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If you had the opportunity to look into your future or past, which one would you choose and why?
I recall my past with great clarity, and ruminating over what the future could be would be debilitating- so- Im happy here
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In Jamaica, Jews always bury their dead within a week of the death, does anybody know the reason behind this?
Jews dont embalm their dead.
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If you were able to change your name what would it be?
Gregarious Armand Whittaker-Huntington-Smythe.
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I ran out of gas in my 2003 Chevy Z71 Tahoe, put gas in and then it won't even turnover(nothing). what is the problem?
you may have to prime it.
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Would you consider yourself a good drawer?
Im a better sculptor
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What is your favourite Metallica album?
that one i saw broken in the dumpster
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Does marriage get easier over time?
sure, if you both take separate rooms at the opposite end of the house and your only communication is exchanging cards at Christmas and on birthdays
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Whats the grossest thing you have ever done?
I guess it would have to be pass intestinal parasites.
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What would make you not contact someone after a first date?
continual farting and laughing about it.
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What does your smile look like?
like fish hooks are embedded in the corners of my mouth and the line is tied behind my head.
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Whose funnier, Robin Willams or Jim Carrey?
are those the only choices?
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I really love your peaches, can I shake your tree?
what are you doing in my yard? Those are my peaches and Im not inclined to share.
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Why is it so hot in here?
its not. I think you may be premenopausal.
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Why dont you accept minors
Id go to jail for a very long time
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What material do you prefer to have a heavy coat made of?
camel hair
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Will a warrior finalizer fit on a maverick wonderboy?
If it can its movie I want to see..
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Why can't I see the question I asked over 3 hours ago?
Um.. your ocular nerve is unstable and has to limit some of what you see. So- its your questions that get the boot.
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Why can't I build up enough courage to apologize for my actions?
pride
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Why is it that average and ugly girls get more boyfriends than a pretty one?
Because guys think really pretty girls are unattainable. Pretty girls are often alone a lot.
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The sentence to the right is true - the sentence to the left is false... which one is true?
I think you got hold of some really good stuff.
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A friend asks to borrow $100.00, you have been best friends for many years. you know that you will never see your $100.00 again, even though your friend signs a makeshift contract or IOU. to loan or not to loan?
Bible says if you loan dont expect it back. So- your call. Can you afford to give a friend $100?
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Would you date a person who was colorblind?
Sure. Color blind is acceptable. But thats it. If one hair is out of place the deal is off.
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If a guy stares at you,asks you to a dance, always wants to be your partner on assignments,always wants to be next and near you,and teases ya how does he feel about you?
With THAT smile I'd want to do the same.
He likes you, baby. That or you have his car keys and hes hasnt figured out how to ask for them back. Do you have his keys?
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Which do you prefer: making your lunch for work or buying it?
going out
Otherwise its two PBJs
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I broke an engagement after a 5 year relationship because I wasn't happy, and started having feelings for someone else. Does this make me a bad person?
makes you a person
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Humen or humans - women or womans ; Which ones are correct?
Human (singular
Humans (plural)
Humans' (plural possessive)
Woman (singular)
Woman's (singular possessive)
Women (plural)
Womens' (plural possessive)
Check this out
http://www.wisc-online.com/objects/index_tj.asp?objID=WCN6502
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My rabbit died recently and after making a nice stew decided that I might invest in more pets, do you think its a good idea?
I would never eat an animal that died on it own.
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Have you ever played an instrument? What kind?
trombone.. for about a minute in grade school. Sill silly me
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I started this class that is 3 hours three times a week. The moment I walked into this class I noticed this boy with his legs crossed and i thought to myself is he gay? SO I sat beside him. How do I find out if he is or not?? He's so cute.
Use your gaydar man.You should know the signs by now.Say something about going to "the bar" and see how he responds.
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What's your favorite song about a car?
Cars- Gary Numan
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If you could go back in time and purchase massive amounts of stock in any company before it took off, which company would you choose?
Xerox, Microsoft, CokaCola, Disney
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If you have seen Boxing Helena or Two Zeds and a Naught- whats your opinion?
Sorry- Its a Zed and Two Naughts... My bad. Too late to edit the questions
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Should there be a burning smell coming from the dishwasher?
Only if you have used it as a fire place.
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Yesterday I started suffering from allergies. Anyone else as miserable as I am? what do you do to ease the suffering?
I use Urtica and Hydrastis tinctures. Find a Naturopath.
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Kids in my neighborhood have now proven that they have NO problem jumping my fence to get to my dogs...even with me standing right there. So how can I make them NOT jump the fence when I'm not around?
Broken bottles on the top of the fence.
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Im a man, 34 , deevloped feelings for a woman 22 years older, who was a man. Is that okay?
Man- this So totally your deal.Can you handle the baggage that comes with it? an you deal with whats in your head right now?
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What is your favorite Billy Joel song?
Scenes from an Italian Restaurant
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What do you take for anxiety?
a deep breath and a long walk
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Is it wrong to love a married man?
No. Its wrong to date him and sleep with him.
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What do you tend to over analyze?
every ding dang thing I come across, why do you ask? I mean- you have to have a reason... Do you know something I dont? What am I missing out on? Why are you torturing me like this?
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In you're opinion, Who was or is the best country singer off all time? new country and old country best ever?
Dolly
Loretta
Patsy
Hank
My dad...guess which one he is.
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Can dogs smile?
yes.
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What does someone mean when they say "10 fold" E.g. like, a "10-fold increase"?
10 times the original investment
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Are you a puzzle, or an open book?
I am a braille encyclopedia.
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If, I gave you an inch, would you take a mile?
In todays economy the mile is the new inch.So- I guess I would.
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2 spaces after a period or 1?
One. In current computer typography the period comes with the extra space for the next sentence.
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What sucks?
vacuum cleaner
black hole
ebb tide
the tail of an air plane being broken off while in flight
babies (think bottles)
a lit match dropped into a coke bottle will suck a hard boiled egg into the bottle
long winded orators suck the air out of a room
thats all I got
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What are you resisting?
conducting
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Is there a such thing as a gay Christian?
Yes, But just like every other Christian you have to read the Bible and make your own decision whether or not to act on it.
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Are people born gay?
I am sure there are many reasons, but for the most part I say born.
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Do you ask for advice?
Hmm... how should I answer this?
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I get really painful migraine and sinus headaches, what home remedies will alleviate the pain?
Between your thumb and index finger is a muscle- its a pressure point called "still water". If it is tight, massage it until it relaxes. It could hurt. It will get rid of your headache.
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How can I Annul my baptism?
Blaspheme the Holy Spirit. No recovering from that. But- I dont suggest it. You may just have some bad experiences with organized religion. God wants you to come home.
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What's a good comeback when someone says to you "Why are you so stupid?"
"Im' too stupid to know that. Help me and tell me why you are?"
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If I ran away to join the circus, what act should I be?
Acrobatic Siamese Twins.
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Why do some fruits such as bananas and papayas ripen faster when you put them in a brown paper bag?
It has something to do with trapping the nitrogen.
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What is a good practical joke to play on telesales people when they call.
Whisper and tell them you are glad they called and would they please contact you local police because someone is in your house and you are hiding in your closet and then start cryingThen frantically and terrified scream "DOnt touch me! Get away! NONONO! and hang up.
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I'm cooking pie tomorrow. What kind would you like and what topping?
Peach with a jack Daniels caramel sauce. MMMMmmmmmmm.
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So what! I have a different opinion then you, why is that hard to deal with?
Its not. Whats hard to deal with is the misuse of "then" when you should really use "than".
But thats just my opinion.
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What is your favorite boxing movie?
Boxing Helena
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If after dating a person for a few months, you found out they were a Hermaphrodite, what would you do?
I believe the PC term is Intersexed, I also believe that being intersexed is a physical condition about which this person can do very little besides radical surgery and has prolly been taunted and abused for most all their lives. Its prolly something that took a lot of guts to tell you, and rejection, although prolly a life time occurrence,not to mention the verbal abuse and taunting and the...
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K, you guys are doofballs sometimes. I meant in my last question, what do you think about me wanting to wait for my girlfriend to want to be with me again, since she doesn't think she deserves me, she TOLD ME to find someone better. Whaddya think?
She either has VERY low self esteem or she just doesnt want to be with you any more and is saying she doest deserve you because its easier than a real break up. You gotta pay attention to her body language.Is she sullen and depressed or does she avert her eyes when she talks to you? If she cant look at you when she says it, she just wants an easy out.
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Would you consider yourself normal?
Normal is a way to keep people in line. No such thing as normal. Its not in my nature to be normal.
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Whats first thing that comes into ur head when u hear the word "Snow"?
White.
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Geez! What kind of guy do you think I am?!
By asking, you must be the kind of guy who cares what kind of guy other believe you to be. Me, I think you are a guys guy. A real mans man.The kind of guy any guy would be proud to be seen with, and, eventually, with enough persuasion, the kind of guy who would go to an Air Supply concert just sos I would not have to sit alone.
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What's your name?
puddentain
ask me again and I'll tell you the same
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Moving to us from canada what do i need?
A sense of entitlement, no work ethic, a 42 inch flat screen TV and about 20k in unsecured debt.If you can buy a home you cant afford you are in like Flynn.What are you addicted to?
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We have been together for 4 years, and have a 2 year old son. He just recently started to talk to another girl that has been stalking him, and he admitted that they have kissed. He still wants to marry me, and I love him SO much. But I'm so angry.
You say "He still wants to marry me" like you are the one who cheated. You have a son who needs a stable father figure. Can you honestly say this guy is stable? He made out with what you call (and I am supposing he told you) is a stalker. Guys dont make out with stalkers. I am thinking he misrepresented this person as a stalker to misdirect you into thinking she is more of a...
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What WOULDN'T you get pierced?
eye brow
nose
cheek
tongue
neck
clavicle
nipples
belly button
tailbone
penis
scrotum
sphincter
kneecaps
shinbones
ankles
toes
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My u=husband says he needs time to think if he wants our marrage to work is this nomal?
First- How long have you been married? More after that info is supplied.
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What would you do if the government wanted to put micro chips in us?
Id go underground.
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What herbs, if any, would you use in a salad?
Basil. It delicious.Just wash the leaves and toss them in with you lettuce. Skip the iceberg. Go for wild greens- field greens. add about 25% basil. Mmmmmm;.
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How do you make a homemade flamethrower?
With a buddy who will dial 911.
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The parents I babysit for always call me last minute - how can I politely explain to them that I hate it when they don't call a couple days ahead?
Id say be polite, but expect them to not use you any more. You provide a service, and if you make it difficult for them (which a three day notice may well be)they will likely use someone who doesn't mind the last minute job.
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My friend slits her wrist but claims that she is not suicidal. She says she does it because the pain is better than the sadness. What can i do so that she will stop harming herself?
The cutting isnt about you or how it makes you feel. Itshow SHE feels. Its how She handles whatever pain she feels on the inside. She must find a way to address it. You can be there and be supportive but laying a guilt trip on her about how bad she makes you feel will only compound the issue. You can tell how much you care, and tell her if she wants to talk when she feels like cutting you will...
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One of my buddies hasn't showed up at college in two weeks, untill last week. He didnt say why he was absent. I'm the only one who found out that his father killed himself. Why do you think he remained silent? What can I say to him?
I would think he was silent becuse:
Family death is very personal- ESP a suicide.
Theres a lot going through his head. Its gonna take some time for him to process everything. THEn maybe he will talk.And it may not be you he talks to. Or he may never discuss it at all. The best thing you can do is just be there. treat him like the friend he is. Dont baby him. Dont be all "Are you...
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How does one know that he /she has met his /her soul mate
the thing about souls and soul mates- they recognize eahc other almost immediately. without introduction or conversation. You both just seem to know. The hard part is ont allowing your mind to convince you an infatuation is your soul mate.
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Which is more contagious, a smile or a yawn?
Id say a yawn- its is a contagion in the vein of pink eye. some peeps are immune to smiles, but NO ONE is immune to pink eye
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If someone yells at you to "Turn down that noise", and you happen to be listening to Sonic Youth, are you still justified in turning it up even louder out of spite?
Na- just makes you kind of a jerk. And I like Sonic Youth.
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How do you cook eggplant? Does anybody know any good recipes?
The only way I have found to enjoy eggplant is Eggplant Parmesan. Try one of these:
http://allrecipes.com/Search/Recipes.aspx?WithTerm=eggplant+parmesan
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Can gold help with arthritis pain?
Copper will .Copper oxide will transfer through your skin. The body uses it to make a natural analgesic acting on joint pain. Yes- copper bracelets work.
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What is the most cowardly way to break up with someone?
texting
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Why do you choose to believe that there is no God?
I tried- but He showed me different...
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I am 35 and want to get married and have kids. My boyfriend wants to have kids but not get married. Says he will get married after the kids are born and that "marriage is just a piece of paper" This is very upsetting to me. Should I brea
sounds like ulterior motives to me. Let him fly.
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In all of recorded history, what would you say is man's greatest inhumanity to man? Why?
anytime a person or persons forces their will on another or a group of others to the detriment of said others- thats inhumane.The degree to which that person inflict emotion or physical injury in order to force that will only compounds the inhumanity.
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Do you think, 40 is too old to go back to college? we got a guy in our school that's 40 yrs old/people keep giving 'em a hard time/calling'em "GRANDPA & OL'TIMER.
No- A person should expect 3 careers in his or her lifetime. If hes going after a new one- GREAT. Its admirable when a person does something difficult to better him/herself. Get off his back and learn from him.Also- some companies will pay their employees to further their education.
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What would like to able to wear this summer?
to quote Ned Flanders (out of context) "Nuthin at all..."
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How many times is the word "begat" used in the bible?
Biblegateway.com just gave me 139 verses whee begat is used- King James version.
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What would you do with a billion dollars?
disappear. become an anonymous philanthropist
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Did your first breakup destroy you completely?
I'm still here and productive... so no.Its a break UP not a break DOWN...
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If you were a rapper, what would be your rapper name?
Dolla 2/98.
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What are your feelings about taxes?
Render unto Caesar what is Caesars and unto God whats is Gods...
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I keep dreaming about my crush--and then he becomes my dad?
Your subconscious is telling you your crush and your dad share qualities you find attractive.
but eeewwwww...
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How many of you are mac users and what are the benefits that your mac gives you that a pc wouldn't give you?
viruses arent made for MACS is big
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Does belonging to a church make you a Christian?
You become a Christian by arriving at the belief that Jesus is the Christ, the Living Son of God, and acting on that belief by repenting of your sins (that just mean turning away from a sinful nature) through baptism and reading and studying scripture to come to know God through Christ more clearly.
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Iv never tried dip before what kind should i try first
I like a nice onion dip, Spinach artichoke is good, but warm it a little
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Mary was the mother of Jesus, God was the father of Jesus. What is the relation between God and Mary?
Creator and created. God and servant.
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I can never seem to sleep well the first night on a camping trip. Any tips?
melotonin
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Could you live without ever having someone to be intimate with?
Im on with yall aren't I?
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How do you get rid of a jehova's witness that won't quit coming to your house at 6 in the morning?
answer the door naked
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Can someone help me write a sonnet?
Sure. You hold the pen still and I'll move the paper around
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How do you know if your boyfriend really does love you like he says he does?
u trust him- if he doesnt beat you or cheat and lie and scream at you
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What is one thing kids can do that adults can't?
become teenagers
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Does your feet stink?
Umm... DO my feet stink?
Im sure they do, but why would I want to smell them?
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Can you prove to us that you are not dreaming right now? How?
If I were dreaming Id be at the beach with Pamela Anderson, Sean Connery when he was about 40, a huge pile of never rotting boiled shrimp and crab legs next to the biggest beer keg ever, my dog but she could fly and sing opera and remote control that would change locations with a click instead of this basement in downtown Nashville.
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Generally, if someone says "Don't do it" period. Do you: Comply, Immediately question the reason behind it, Defy the order or advice given, or other?
I'd say "PERIOD? Are you my mom? Now- Get outta my way."
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What do guys prefer? fat chicks, skinny chicks or in betweenies? :)
fat chics
skinny chic
chics who climb on rocks
tough chics
sissy chics
even chics with chicken pox...
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Why is it so hard to leave Answerbag?
becuz here- u r accepted unconditionally. You perspective has merit just becuz u are another individual with different experiences and that makes your comments valid. doesn't happen in the real world.
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How would I know that you didn't like me?
we would never be around each other
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What movie in your mind never made any sense to you at all?
The Stepford Wives remake. Wha?
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Are you the bullet or the target?
I am the bullet baby
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Can you justify your beliefs without using the bible?
there is an intricate design in all the universe. commonalities in design.
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Be honest. Do you have an open mind?
yes and its been a real problem with pillow cases.
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What is Tiramisu?
Tiramisu
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Tiramisu
Tiramisu (Italian: Tiramisù / Veneto: Tiramesù, IPA: [tirame'su]) is one of the most popular Italian desserts. It is a made of Lady Fingers dipped in coffee and mascarpone cream. For many years, different sources (from Vin Veneto, dated 1981, to the Italian Academy of Giuseppe...
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Do you look up to any cartoon characters more than some real people?
yes. Schmoo looks really happy here. He was pretty much a good guy all round. Fred seems to like him.
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Suppose you toss a coin 4 times and get 4 heads. what is the probability of getting a head on the 5th toss
50/50. it still has 2 sides
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What is the stereotypical image of someone who works in your occupation?
Darren Stevens
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What do you like to add to your oatmeal?
butter, brown sugar, raisins, and a spoon
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Nurse, I'm bored. Please will someone congratulate me for some banal achievement?
You are sitting very close to that other person. Sitting. Well done.
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What is the name of the theme song for the sitcom all in the family?
those were the days
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Girls/Guys- what would you do if you really liked this boy/girl but he/she was going to be a virgin until marriage? Would you continue to go out with them?
WOW! You really base relationships on gettin' some. Its her/his body.You got no right to try to belittle or pressure someone into to doing something that they will regret and have to live with for the rest of their lives.Id respect their wishes and get to know them and try to learn something about self respect and personal resolve.
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It says in the bible that it is better to pluck ur eyeballs out then the whole body go to hell...why do we only choose certain parts of the bible to live by and throw at people?
because it is our nature to want to be right and people most often quote scripture out of context to support their point of view of belief.
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My heart is filled with kindness, I have everything, yet I have nothing, why am I unhappy?
you have no one to share it with. Giving brings much much more happiness than having or getting.
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For my wedding I'm looking for a great song for the father daughter dance. Any recommendations?
Steven Curtis Chapman - Cinderella
She spins and she sways to whatever song plays,
Without a care in the world.
And I'm sitting here wearing the weight of the world on my shoulders.
It's been a long day and there's still work to do,
She's pulling at me saying "Dad I need you!
There's a ball at the castle and I've been invited and I need to practice my...
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When did the music die?
When buddy holly, richie valens and the big bopper died in a crash.
http://www.fiftiesweb.com/crash.htm
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If a "nerdy" kid wants to be your friend, but you have other interests, how do you kindly tell them that you don't want to be friends?
Nothing kind about shunning a person for who they are. You also do yourself a disservice by not inviting diverse personalities into your life and growing from it. This nerdy kid- like I was- needs acceptance. Look beyond your immediate repulsion and try to see this person as a person who is who they are through no fault of their own- just like you- and me- and J lo, and the garbage man,...
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If I bought you an elephant, what would you name it?
Stampy.
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If a person's last name is DuBose, what nationality could they be?
A former preacher I know is a DuBose. He studies ancestry, his lineage is Viking.
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Please give me one good reason why I should stay in school. I just don't see the point anymore. Have you ever felt this way?
becuz high school is not your future, your future is a job, a home and your own family. You need an education to to do well. The point is college grads make about 100 k more than high school grads.Minimum wage or living off the Government is your future if you dont graduate and move on to higher ed. Gut it out. Do what will get YOU ahead- screw the rest. be selfish. Make a great life by...
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My fiance buys most of my clothes now and she replaced all my boxers with tightey whities. what should I do ? I feel like im in fifth grade again wearing these.
Buy ur own underwear- she cant possibly understand the restraint and confinement.
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Should i wear a mini skirt I'm 60 but have really good legs.
Women "of a certain age" should consider adding 1 inch to the hemline for every ten years of age past 30. Youve earned the right to some dignity and (self) respect- accept it and revel in it. Also- just because you can doesnt mean you should.UNLESS you are Tina Turner
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If you could have witnessed any biblical event, what would you want to have seen?
satan being thrown from Heaven comes to mind- although I wish it hadnt happened...what a battle that would have been- Revelation 12:7-9
And there was war in heaven. Michael and his angels fought against the dragon, and the dragon and his angels fought back. 8But he was not strong enough, and they lost their place in heaven. 9The great dragon was hurled down—that ancient serpent called...
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What's your favorite King of the hill quote?
"If you werent my own son Id hug you"
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What is the best reality show on TV?
your own reality show. get involved in ur own life.
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"Do you think this is honest or suspicious my ex gf sent me this email (email text in my answer)"
over kill. sumthins up.
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Does anyone know Jews promote homosexuality, because it screws up society and they do their best work when society is in ruins?
Your question implies homosexuals are a detriment to society- and that Jews are subversive and manipulative. Considering all the advancements to our culture made by both its my observation you dont know sh*t about anything. To make blanket accusation about any group of people is prejudiced, short sighted and narrow minded- not to mention supremacist.
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What is better for your body: Cold, refrigerated water, or room temperature water?
water will stay in your stomach until it reaches body temp- which means if you want to lose weight, drink cold water to kill hunger pangs. BUT- cold water will congeal any grease from the food you just ate. Bad news.
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If you are a black person, are you more comfortable being around an interacial black/white couple or a white couple?
both are equally common- but I will say white men usually have extraordinarily beautiful black women on their arm while black men gravitate toward way to bleach blonde out of shape trailer trash. No offense...
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I'm in long distance relationship (both in UK). Seeing each other for 4 months. Saw him last night & found condoms in his toliletry bag (left in bathroom) which we do not use. The time we were together before that, they were not in there. Is he cheating?
long distance relationship. hes a guy... with a lot of time away from you. he has condoms and you dont use them. Do you really need to ask?
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I am Bulgarian! Tell me the first thing that comes to mind, when you hear that. (even if it's nothing) I won't bite, so be honest!
Ava and Zsa Zsa of course... wait... they're Hungarian.
Um- you.
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Are you parrt of the cure or are you part of the disease?
I am the disease and the cure, the best and the worst, the height of heights and the deepest of depths. I am here and gone, hither and yon.
I am the walrus
kookookachu
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What kind of people do you make fun of?
ones who make fun of other people
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What's the worst pain you can think of? (Ex. toenail clippers to the teeth)
Impacted kidney stone
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How do you solve 4x^2=8?
You ask the teacher who assigned the problem.
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Have you ever driven a three-on-the-tree? What type of vehicle was it in?
a 50s truck
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How do you tell someone that you're not in love with them, but that you really enjoy their company and the time you spend togeather, without hurting their feelings or driving them away?
Im not in love with you but I really enjoy your company and the time we spend together.
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What should you do when your best friend keeps dating all your ex boyfriends and she knows you don't like it
be satisfied you had them first.
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What is the the biggest mistake people make when they remarry?
remarrying
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Would you .... if you could?
I could and I did
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How wide is a train?
depends on what the bride can afford
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Would you trust President Bush to teach your children?
If he was teaching them how to lie, cheat and steal I sure would- but why would I want my kids to know that?
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Are you only happy when it rains?
I'm only happy when it rains
I'm only happy when it's complicated
And though I know you can't appreciate it
I'm only happy when it rains
You know I love it when the news is bad
Why it feels so good to feel so sad
I'm only happy when it rains
Pour your misery down
Pour your misery down on me
Pour your misery down
Pour your misery down on me
I'm...
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How many times can someone say "I'm sorry" and really mean it?
Whether or not you think they are sincere requires a judgment to be made about the other person. And since your are the only person you truly have any control over- the real question is "How any times can I accept an apology from this person and he/she maintain any credibility?"
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Can you name something that you can only use once?
this very moment
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Where is the "safest" place on Earth to live a happy life?
in your head.
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If I could buy 10 years of your life what would it be worth?
All the $$ I could have made in those 10 years in addition to any $$ I could have saved for retirement in those ten years plus the right to have them back with no refund of monies invested if you find my ten years do not suit your needs.
In writing.
And notarized.
In triplicate
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(Dumb question, sorry) What advice would you give to a lonely girl (not quite desperate) who really isn't that good looking, but wants to get some guy's attention(romantically)? (Ehh-awkward.)
Confidence has a lot to do with getting and keeping attention. But- the guy MUST appreciate personality, charm, intelligence, sense of humor or else NO girl has a chance.
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Do you enjoy the musical stylings of Roy Orbison?
Yes. Legend. Great music. No one will ever be like him
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Why would your friends turn their backs on you?
Only to go home after a party at my house.
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What is the significance of the buttons on suit jacket sleeves. what is there to button up?
Originally, I believe, it was a means of keeping soldiers from wiping their noses on their sleeves when they fought in the cold. No lie. I think Napoleon did it.
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Would you ever name your child after yourself?
It would be cruel to name a child Narcisitic Maladroit Slowtolearn.
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How does one cure herself of the crazy shyness that overs her each time she sees that one boy?
Create an opportunity- open the door for him- hold the elevator for him - SOMETHING. Its natural at that point to introduce yourself to him. Hes just a guy- remember that.
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Should we have a ban on sarcasm and humor in Answers?
Sure- just like the Shi'ite want a ban on the Muslims, Hitler wanted a ban on the Jews.
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How to cure fiber glass on the skin
Masking tape. Roll it backward (sticky side out) around your hand and clean off your skin.Dont wash it.
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I get these little dry patches on my upper arm, no where else. What can I do to prevent/treat these?
Emu Oil is great.
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How can I delete my profile on answerbag?
you CAN, but I think you meant to ask "MAY I"... and no you may not. Sit back down and get to answering some questions.
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Are you glad that this is the last year that we have George Bush as our president?
Its 8 years over due.
Why dont the crappy president ever get assassinated? NOt saying he should be-DOnt go running out there and kill Mr Bush and say I told you to do it.If you are going to do it- blame it on the voices in your head.
it just crossed my mind...
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I've been dating a guy for 6 mo's. He's says rude things,making me feel like I can't do anything right.Then say's "I'm kidding". He's divorced.Told me it was cause she cheated. I found out, he was verbally abusing her. He doesn't know I know. Am I next?
By your own observations and examples- yes. Consider getting out while you can. hes not likely to change.
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Which is more sinful, the heart or the mind? Why?
Since Christs fulfillment of the law, sin is sin. No classification or hierarchy exists any more.
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Does it irk anyone else when people equate breasts with penises? like when women make the "i'm up here" joke. we have parts that match up with penises, and breasts arent them.
I would prolly rethink your observation. Its not a location similarity that would equate the two- its the "bulge". Female reproductive organs are internal, much like a mans "breasts"- so we all look at what "sticks out".Cool?
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I am going to be eating Sushi for the first time in my life tomorrow. Do you have any recommendations for any particular types of Sushi I can try?
Fried.You can still get parasites from sushi grade fish.
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Ok guy's ...how many of you get 'that time of the month' ?... I know I go through a period of gggrrrr every month and at the same time to ....how about you?
My dad gets it. I get it. Dont know about my three brothers. Seeing as I am a pirate- stay clear every 28 days.Yar.
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Choose only one- left eye or right eye?
I cant see your eyes- so I'll guess. Mmmm. LEFT. Did I win?
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Does floating poo mean it's a healthy poo?
Could mean you already inflated balloons, but I would prolly go with the fiber answer.
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Is it possible that Britney Spears is suffering from untreated (and unacknowledged) post-natal depression?
Yes
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Why laziness is the first bad habit for most people and the most common obstacle for most people?
Because it requires no special training or tools. We are born with the propensity for it.
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How do I flag or report an exceptionally offensive comment? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1627904
Just like a childs tantrum, sometimes ignoring that short sighted diatribe is best.
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Is the Muslim Allah the same god as our God?
God is God. Man breaks Him down into denominational or cultural divisions to suit his own needs.
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When cooking in a crock pot, does all the food have to be hot when you put it in? I haven't used one since the 70s and the instruction manual that came with my new one has no recipes. I am planning on having chili tonight.
No- you dont. I have put frozen chicken atop a bed of veggies and a little water and set it to l ow for a few hours and its really tasty. My sister puts her uncooked roast in one with potatoes carrots- whatever she wants- sets it and goes (she works at home right now)
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Hello everybody, I'm new to this site and am very interested in getting to now all about scrapbooking. I don't really no anything about it soooo where do I START any advise would be appreciated please
I am a creative services director for a local print company. Tuesday of this coming week I have an interview at a local scrap booking company. They produce books, papers, stickers, all the stuff you need to get started.Heres the link to the company's web site:
www.crgibson.com
You dont have a city or state listed on your profile, but I am sure there are local scrapbooking stores in...
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Does a circle have a side?
two:
outside
inside
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Is anyone experiencing a foreboding feeling with the advent of 2008?
thats not for almost another year.
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Do men really have a one track mind?
yes and it is most often derailed.. harharhar
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What comes to your mind when i say clean?
clean it yourself.
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Whats the weather like outside? (i encourage you to step outside for this one)
like, the weather is like whats like going on out doors... like up in the sky n stuff?
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"Will you still love me tomorrow"?
as long as you are mine tonight... completely.
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Congress may not pass______laws, or laws that make an act a crime after yhe act has been committed.
A. Filibuster
B. Casework
C. Ex Post Facto law
D. Cloture
Chante is throwing you off to make a point. Its d
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Are you "on the edge of your seat" right now?
I use a physo ball instead of a chair- so- no- I am on the edge of my physio ball.
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Why are solar cars not ready for day-to-day use?
and big oil has the money and influence to slow production.
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What would be some examples of meals that you would add either Balsamic vinegar or Red wine vinegar? Could you use either of these in a brown gravy?
I dont think I would add either balsamic or red wine vinegar to your brown gravy.You can sautee vadalia onions in evoo, and at the last few seconds add some balsamic- but dont let it cook too long- it changes flavor and not for the better. Balsamic is really good when drizzled on tomatoes and basil- mozz is great with a balsamic.I make a tomato salad with halfed cherry tomatoes, chopped basic...
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Do you daydream frequently?
oh- wait - sorry... what was it you were saying? i was miles away thinking about something else.
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Does the Earth go around the Moon or does the Moon go around the Earth?
actually the earth and moon are stellar mirror images of each other reflected through a magnificent bizarro mirror whirling slowly on and invisible axis in space.
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Im jwish, white, rich, and get a lot of the things i want.do you hate me in spite of this?
Not in spite of it. BEcause of it.
Kidding. Hate causes cancer.
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How come I cough whenever I use Q-Tips?
Are you putting the QTip in your ear or down your throat? Honestly-You may be going too deep.Q Tips are not to be inserted into the ear canal.
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I am out of cigarettes and have decided not to buy more. Will anyone wish me luck and send prayers/positive thoughts my way?
All the best. Cravings will come- but they will also go. Be strong! No luck needed- just a will stronger than th urge.
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Have you ever won a friend or an ex lover back?
never wanted to. I dont shed friends or lovers easily- way loyal and tolerant. Once the ine is crossed where its tie for me ot the other to go- Gone daddy gone- love is gone.
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I just discovered a leak in my house. I have a mansard type roof. Can a roof be patched in the rain?
Mansard roof
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What is more fun than a barrel of monkeys?
Tip It!The family looks like they are having LOADS of fun.The barrel of monkeys is just sitting there being yellow
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Do you believe that life doesn't have to be perfect for it to be amazing?
Yes. definitely.
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So, Ms. Spears is all over the news again - this time she was hospitialized after a custody standoff over the 2 sons. What are the odds she'll loose ALL parental rights?
I read today they are trying to say shes insane. They sited some pretty lame examples of what supposedly makes her insane. I am not a Brittney fan, but, really- shes not insane. She may be self centered/selfish, deluded and lost but who wouldnt be in her situation. Shes lost. She needs direction. I dont think she should have the kids right now- but any decision on custody should wait.
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What state was George W. Bush elected President from?
He wasnt really elected. He stole it. Hes a liar and a retaliatory war monger with a Napolean complex and ties to the Bin Laden family. Much like any other shrub he should be cut down.
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Can a person die from an hernia?
Hey- I just googled Zubradevine. You are every where. What do you do with UK gas?
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What should I do at the time of depression?
Just like all things- this too will pass. Just be strong, dont be any harder on yourself than normal and just wait it out. Occupy your mind with something else.
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Is it time for tequila shots yet?
see above
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And then?
Came Maud
Thats better
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What's the educated estimated guess on how many of those fluffy white stuff are in side a full grown cattail?
7 and I am edumacated
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How can you hide wings on your back?
So I am confused- do you currently have wings on your back you want to hide- or have you come across wings somewhere and want to hide them on your back or are you on your back looking to hide wings and not get up?
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Our 11 1/2 week old Lhasa Apso is having difficulty having a bowel movement. She struggles to expel, and whimpers while attempting. Is there a solution before we can get ahold of the Vet in the morning?
When my chihuahua was having trouble I gave her Metamucil.
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What are some stereotypes you can name when you think of someone from Southern California?
Totally dude. Lemme just recoup from the acid drop. Totally- Im just a hyped out bitchin crumbeater.
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I grew up pretty much alone with a single mother 100 hrs. a week at the hospital. I also turned into a very grouchy sad person. Do you think it has something to do with my upbringing or am I just bad?
I dont think you are inherently bad as you seem to care whether or not you are. Because of your situation (and your moms) you did not experience the validation and emotional security a child needs to develop a healthy self perception. I am from a family of 8 (2 parents, 6 kids- add 50+ foster brothers and sisters and a dad on the road until I was 16)and I was a chronic asthmatic. I was rejected...
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What shoes do I wear with a blue (cobalt blue but slightly darker) vneck style dress? Its very simple with slight decoration around the color. Its for a day wedding.
Its a wedding. Dye your shoes to match the dress.
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What apparatus do you like to use best when smoking?
steamroller
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Did you ever write a fan letter to any celebrity? Who?
Carol Burnett
Vicky Lawrence
Elizabeth Montgomery
LBJ
They all replied.
I invited Bette Midler to my high school graduation- but she didnt make it. Never got a reply or a graduation gift. I still like her though.
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What are some major health factors that are proved to be caused by marijuana?
since weed comes from undisclosed sources, theres no way to tell if it has been sprayed with pesticides.Thats a health issue.
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I've recently learned my teenage son (17) has been smoking pot. Does this cause dark circles under the eyes, and do you know how long it takes for them to go away after you stop smoking pot.
dark circles are not a symptom of weed smoking. Possibly meth.
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What kind of pet would be best for an apartment of about 1400 square feet?
I have a chihuahua in 1380 sq ft.
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(california)can i date an 14 year old girl if im 18?
the real question is "should you".
no.
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Blue color capsules, oval shape, P50 on one side. What is this for?
Leave it alone:
http://ajp.psychiatryonline.org/cgi/content/full/157/5/767
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And then?
the orphanage burned down and all the teddy bears died.
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WELL...Im kinda chubby but guyz say im cute...which feature do you thinks counts more on a girl? iz it ok to be chubby but be cute? or you think that iz not possible?
the first thing that comes to mind is self esteem. how do you feel about you? You can be rail thin or morbidly obese and be attractive. What concerns me is the possibility of you selling yourself short because you dont think you are "cute". Guys are opportunists and will say and do whatever to get what they want. You are in a crucial stage of life and need to be secure in who you are...
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Can a paintball gun be hazardous to a person?
Sure. I could beat you in the head with it.
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I go to a catholic school...is it a good idea to come out to people there...i wear a bracelet that says "pride" but i still dont think they know what it means and im afraid of what will happen if they know.
It may seem important right now to express who you are but you are opening yourself up to a lot of abuse from school mates as well as church officials. The Catholic church "loves the sinner but hates the sin" and feel it is their job to "help" you. Be happy right now with the pride bracelet. DOnt make yourself a target.
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What was your best/worst drug experience?
4 hits of acid.
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How many words (three-letters or more) can you make from the letters O E W M L L?
well
owl
mew
moll
low
meow
mow
Thats all I got
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I am always tired, and i can not focus on what i am doing i also cant remember anything i am 27 and i weigh 234lbs not only that but my moods differ from day to day.
This relates to a post I made several days ago. I had intestinal parasites-worms- and experienced similar symptoms. Parasite feces aggravates the nervous system causing depression, anxiety, mood swings,fatigue. You also get less and less nutrition as they multiply in your intestines. id start there. I feel MUCh better since having gotten rid of them. No lie.
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Have you ever shot crap?
are you asking about explosive diarrhea ?
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Do you ever feel like you know too much or too smart?
YES!!!!! Growing up I felt like such an outsider I decided to dumb down. HUGE MISTAKE!! be who you are. Wave your IQ flag proudly. You may just be the next Bill Gates. Think on Garth. Think on Wayne!
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Would you buy a flying car, if it ever went for sale?
sure- as long as I had the only one.
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Can you wear black jeans with a brown t-shirt??
YES!!!!! Black and brown are delicious together and current. what color shoes and belt?
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Should parents be able to “return” troubled adopted children?
What- Like an itchy sweater that doesnt fit or you dont like the pattern? Even sweaters have feelings.
IN short- no. SUck it up and do the job you signed up for.
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What's the first thought that comes to your mind when you drive past Starbucks?
I'll just go to the one on the same of the street as I am .
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Do you think AB shoud add a private message feature?
No way- I love the threads- all those peeps chiming in. Lots of shared info.
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I just found out on new years day that my boyfriend cheated on me while drunk on new years eve. We are a week and a half away from our 1 year. he says he remembers nothing.i love him so much and He won't stop crying and feeling bad about it.
HEs crying because he got caught. The upside is- once a cheater always a cheater. Now he's predictable.
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Do you have a ritual you do every night
I wouldn't call it a ritual so much as triweekly blood letting. The nights I don't open a vein I am recovering from opening a vein.
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Who sang that song from that movie in the 1980s where this guy and this girl met and discovered that big green thing and were chased by bad guys, and there was a horse, and the song went Ooh baby, dum DUM dum dum DUM dum?
OH - YEAH! I remember that. It was like at theaters and you could get popcorn and stuff.
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What job do you have?
I learned to work the saxophone. I play just what I feel. Drink scotch whiskey all night long, and die behind the wheel.They got a name for winners in the world- I- I want a name when I lose.they call Alabama the crimson tide. Call me deacon blues.
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Do you believe that actions speak louder than words? If so, why?
Um... no. If someone is walking away from you, screaming "F*CK YOU" will get a greater response than just flipping them off behind their back.
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Before being accepted to AB,Should someone have to take a short psychiatric evaluation test?
What questions would you like to ask prospective members?
1) Do you have butt loads of free time, hours and hours to spend on line?
2) Are you a well spring of here to fore useless and trivial information?
3)Do you believe, even in your darkest humor and searing sarcasm, you have insights and input deep and astounding enough to change the lives of all who read it?
4) Can you type?
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Should i open a bottle of wine?
only if you intend on drinking it.
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I just watched "Planet Terror". Who else thinks Rose McGowen looks like June Lockhart?
June/Rose
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I'm feeling evil. Any advice on how to make an awkward moment even more awkward?
Long pause. Laugh. Dont stop. Get louder as you leave.
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Is 3rd grade to early to have your first kiss?
I think you could go to jail for that. You should look for peeps your own age. Or are you in third grade?
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If you can't say what you mean is it likely you will ever mean what you say?
Incoherent or incomprehensible communicative ability in no way implies insincerity.
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Do you think as different races marry and have children, people will be more accepting of others and there will be less discrimination? Why or why not?
I recall reading a LIFE magazine article in the late sixties I think- projecting an homogenous race by 1985. Had that occurred people would find other was to discriminate. Consider discrimination with in races. All one people yet despite all similarities we will find within others that one factor we find distasteful or objectionable, then oppress, belittle and look down on those people....
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What are you destined for?
eternal dirt nap- like all of us.
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Why cant we survive on Mercury
Because studies have shown Mercury to be a neurotoxin subsequently removing from childhood vaccines (it is a preservative).
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Has anyone ever heard of pain meds being prescribed as an antidepressant?
Never heard of off label prescription like it before but I can understand it.pain meds like Percadan (sp?) and Oxycontin have a euphoric effect. They dont really kill the pain they just sort of make you not care about it.Both are addictive however, oxy highly so I understand.
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I would like to write and publish a cook book, any suggestions?
I work at a digital print shop and we do short run self publish books. I am finalizing one right now- should print this week.
1)People like little quips and insights.
2)Make sure your cooking instructions are clear and concise.
3) If you can get pics of the more delicious looking dishes, do that and have either color or bw images throughout. Remember- color is more expensive to produce...
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What is your favorite?What is your favorite song written by that band?
Two-
Hey Pretty by Poe
Girl in Trouble by Romeo Void
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Have you ever considered having sex with a toilet?
Hmm... that would make me a Senator or Congressman wouldn't it?
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Have you ever had sex?
Once, I thought so- but then realized sex had me.
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Can you physically hurt someone and not feel a thing like me?
Sure- thats diagnosable as antisocial personality disorder- or narcissistic personality disorder depending on the specifics presented.But I am not a doctor, but I play one in my mind.
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Can you describe your sex with one word?
occupying
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Can nudism to be obligatory? (I've seen a sign at some beaches)
yes. I have been to a clothing optional resort. While they say clothes are "optional" they will tell you to keep the rest of the naked people from being uncomfortable you must strip.
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It is said "All good things in life are free". Do you accept the statement?
Thats a paraphrase. "The best things in life are free" is how it goes. And I must say I agree. If we combine the adage "What we posses surely possesses us" with "The best things in life are free" then we can be possessed by a baby's first smile, puppies playing in a box next to their mom, a particularly vibrant sunset or the twinkle in mom's eye when sees...
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Is anyone mad at me?
I am sure someone somewhere could be mad at you. Are you wanting someone to be mad at you? You know, super powers dont come with the costume.Maybe you should ask the girl in the Selena costume...
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To be or not to be....Johnny Depp?
To be Johhny Depp... Should one aspire to such heights of personal evolution? Should one attempt to touch the sun and naively believe incineration is avoidable? I think not.
We are the rabble.
Johnny is the sun.
Johnny IS.
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What was the last poem you memorized?
One written for me by a buddy I worked with at The Old Spaghetti factory in Nashville. Wanna hear it? here it go...
No one can rescue you from your sadness
Its yours, so bear it well
Theres knowledge in heaven
and wisdom in every hell.
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Do you think we should throw out the "what would jesus do" phrase and adopt a new one? What would Johhny Depp do? ~_~
Im all for it. Im a Christian and theres a whole book telling us what Jesus would do. Johnny- he enigmatic- nebulous- a cloud directed by the force of its own ideals. The thrill of even guessing what Johnny would do is enough to titillate even the dreariest of souls.
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What time is last call?
This place is AfterHours with a complimentary breakfast bar at 6 am.
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Whats the first thing that comes to mind when you here the word, "Troll"?
BillyGoats Gruff
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What is Johnny Depp's address?
Johnny Depp
France
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Why do birds suddenly appear everytime Johnny Depp is near?
Because Karen Carpenter was a prophetess. Even though JD was not yet JD- she knew. That song has a frequency in it that only birds can hear- it programmed generation of birds to instinctually love Johnny Depp.
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Do you agree with me when I say Answerbag user RFlagg takes just like a woman, makes love just like a woman, aches just like a woman, but breaks just like a little girl?
BOB?!?! Is that YOU?
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What is the traditional mixer for whiskey
Frat Party
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Who is going to be the designated "driver/bagger" on New Years night for AB?
Ive had 4 or five shots already. I'll drive anywhere you ask.
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What does Johnny Depp do when he finds a mystery pill?
Prolly looks it up in River Phoenix's diary.They were an item you know. Its all over the web...
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How can I deal with a REALLY bossy sibling when the only option she gives me is to be submissive and constantly give in? And, when I do try to stick up for myself and point out that she's being bossy, I get yelled at and an argument breaks loose? Help!
Hmm... passive resistance. Be calm and just say once "I'm busy right now. Maybe we can do that later." and if she goes off, ignore it.If she continues, after a while just tell her she looks silly and either continue what you are doing or go do something else.
Bible says "A soft answers turns away wrath."It also says that by being nice to your oppressor you "heap...
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Who are you gonna share your New Years kiss with?
Tess
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I have really enjoyed the conversation since joining AB. Anyone out there been surprised that a Marine would be intellectual and enjoy these discussions? We get stereotyped sometimes... so just curious.
I havent run into any type down rating Marine stereo type. You guys are usually revered for your intelligence, dedication and stamina- not to mention strength and agility. The fact that you enjoy conversation only proves you to be well rounded and socially adept. The few- the proud... and rightly so.
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Is it time for tequila shots yet?
Nope- no shots yet. Sorry about your loss. I mean that.
Wanna do one together?
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If it were someone's dying wish to be eaten by a close friend/family member. Would it be legal (In the U.S.)?
For example, my friend wants to be in a soup and to be eaten. Or something along those lines.
Cannibalism is illegal in the US regardless of who initiates it.But I understand we taste like pork.
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Have you been through the desert on a horse with no name? Was it good to be out of the rain?
It was cool, but in the desert you cant remember your name cuz there aint noone for to give you no pain.
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What's it called when balls are used to make things work (e.g.dropping ball through a shoot to turn something on)?
Rube Goldberg was a cartoonist who drew complicate machines intended to perform very simple tasks.
Check out this site:
http://allrecipes.com/Search/Recipes.aspx?WithTerm=chicken+thighs
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Does anyone know a tasty recipe for chicken thighs?
allrecipes.com is my favorite cooking site. everything I have made from there has been good. Try this:
http://allrecipes.com/Search/Recipes.aspx?WithTerm=chicken+thighs
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I never cooked lobster before,and i put them in water when i got home. i think they are dead. will it be ok to still eat them. they will be dead for about 6 hrs when i plan to cook them. i put them in the refridgerator? please help
Heres this from http://www.lobsters-online.com/docs/lobsterFAQ.htm:
Have people been poisoned by eating lobsters that were allowed to die before being cooked? Is it true that a dead lobster deteriorates very rapidly? What happens when a live lobster is frozen?
Lobsters are not poisonous if they die before cooking, but cooking should not be delayed. Many lobsters sold commercially are killed...
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Do you think that someone who has a slight speech impediment could become a speech therapist?
Yes. Who better to help with a difficulty that one who has experience it?
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If you could take anyone you know and install them as President of the United States, who would you pick, and why?
This woman at work has the cutest 4 yr old girl. I would install her as President. The 4 yr old I mean.
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"Nothing is impossible", Disprove?
Seeing as we live in a world where energy is neither created nor destroyed, only transformed, and each and every atom has an electro magnetic signature, there cannot be "nothing". If there is no "nothing" then Nothing is impossible.
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What doctors says if you have cute wife, you have cute babies? is it true?
Check out Billy Joel and Christi Brinkleys daughter. Nuff said.
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With who you will spend 2 night?
I ascribe to Cher's philosophy on this one- We all sleep alone.
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Do you really want to hurt me? Do you really want to make me cry?
The real question is "Do You really want me to hurt you, do you really want me to make you cry." Boy is so deep.
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How do you spot a "Karma Chameleon"?
Since Karma is the universes response to what we throw out into it- I would surmise one could spot a Karma Chameleon by BEING a Karma Chameleon.Become one with the Karma Chameleon and the Karma Chameleon will become one with you.
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Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have an "S" in it?
Thats one f the funniest and most insightful things I have ever read.
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Do you think for yourself?
At one time I thought I did, but then one day while washing my hair I found this little receiver/transmitter working its way out of back of my head. upon closer inspection I could see a rapidly blinking light and could hear a tiny voice shouting instructions and morality rhetoric. Funny thing- I figured it would be my dad but in fact it turned out to be a looped tape, the origins of which seem...
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Be honest, when you answer a question, do you uprate all the other answers you think are good?
yes.
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How to show a guy that you like him without making him notice that you are interested in him ...and making him make the first step to ask you out ..??
This is the relationship stuff that frustrates many guys. "Im too shy to talk to him". You like him, let him know. If you arent real about it how can you be satisfied? Isnt it frustrating for you to be playing games?
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What are some signs a female friend may want more to be more than friends
They invade your personal space. Move in closer during a conversation. They get touchy too. Does she touch your shoulder or hand while talking? Great sign. Good Luck- if you want it to be good luck.
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What would be a good comeback after someone says your gay
I just got a job and a cowrker calls me gay. IAsked him why. he says its like saying "I disagree" or "you have no reliable authority on the matter" or "I dont believe you". If its not the case, then the kid calling your son has inner turmoil and is projecting - most liely he is attracted to your son and cant admit it to himself or others so he lashes out.Pity the...
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Do you resemble your siblings in your opinion and in others opinion
YES! Its a very shallow gene pool.
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Why does the sun appear bigger at sunrise
The sun at sunrise is actually much closer to the earth than at, say, noon. Same with the moon when it appears bigger- its much much closer and can actually fall on the earth. Really.The sun on the other hand produces enuff heat to keep it floating just above the sky, so no worries about it landing on you.
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Can you use chopsticks? How did you learn?
Yes. I use chopsticks well. It makes for a slower paced, more enjoyable meal.I dont think they have any effect on the taste.
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Empires has rose and fallen. Do you think that the human life may fall and life would end in this case?
it is hubris to believe that just because man dies out that all life would cease to exist. It means that man dies out and the rest of the world can try to recover from what we did to it. Life goes forward.
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What would be your drug dealer name? ( It's the name of your car plus the name your mom called you when you were little)
Sentra BoogerButt
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What word or phrase do you always say?
'Splain, Lucy.
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If a turtle loses it's shell is it naked or homeless?
He's dinner
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Do you know a foolproof excuse of leaving work early?
How about "I am a dishonorable employee and I am sneaking out of work because I have no sense of commitemnt or obligation to you, the man who relieson me to perform a job for him and pays me which affords me the money to be doing the things I would rather be doing and for which I am now ditching." That should get you some time off.
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My girlfriend leaves me in my dream because she heard a rumor of me kissing another girl
Dreams are ways for our subconscious to reationalize the days events, and come to terms with our own inner feelings. This is your dream about your girlfriend leaving because of implied unfaithfulness. This dream could be addressing your perception that she doesnt trust you, or it could mean you have a wandering eye and this is a way your brain is telling you that there's no secrets- things...
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My mom just told me my dad was up most of the night with full body tremors. Dad (73 yrs) thinks its his sciatic nerve. I say no way- maybe leg tremors but not full body. Any ideas what this could be b4 we call the doc and go through millions in testing?
You are all saying what I researched- but he wont go to a doctor. He is convinced its a nerve in his leg- sciatic nerve. He wont go. BUT- There are no signs of blurred vision, slurred speech, or weakness in the extremities- no cognitive degradation so far. HOw do I get him to go to a real doc? He will only go to emergency walk in clinics or homeopathic healers. Any suggestions?
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Do guys see girls with tongue rings as 'slutts'?
tounge studs and rings are for stimulation while giving head. Thats why.And this is in the wrong catagory. Bjs, while enoyable, are not this kind of entertainment. This is an adult/ sex question.
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What is the strangest thing you have ever found in your backyard?
I had a house where whenever we dug a new plant bed we would find small toys- arms, legs, torsos- small action figures all around the house buried. Kind wiered me out at first. I had a shelf full of collected garden appendages.
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DOES ANYONE HAVE A HOME REMEDY ON HOW I CAN REMOVE THE TAG MOLES THAT SEEM TO KEEP FORMING AROUND MY NECK?
I was going to get a punk (a stick used for lighting fireworks) and burn mine off. Just never did it. Are you sure they are tags and not moles? You really dont want to be messing around with moles.
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Men: Do you (or would you) allow your family to disrespect your partner? Why or why not?
No- never a call for disresepct. If family has something to say about my partner they can say it without disrespect. If they start getting "catty" I shut them down.EVERYONE has issues. Everyone deserves to be treated with respect until they prove they dont accept it- then they deserve a respectful distance- without nasty comments.My goal would be to encourage understanding in all...
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Why is "Be Yourself" so commonly used as advice for everything?
Because you may come off as ill at ease or phoney, making the other person uncomfortable or suspiscious. If you try to be someone else, it kind of reinforces a lack of confidence in who you are- kinda like the real you doesnt measure up. confidence on oneself is evident in the way you look, walk, speak, dress. Its a much better easier way to be.
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How does the phrase "I do" make you feel?
I pictured a noose around my neck and as soon as the word crossed my lips the trap door opens.Nice tux though.
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What is your accent?
I change my accent based on the need. I am from Nashville, so I can have a very southen drawl, or more cosmopolitan southern accent. I can also have no accent at all. Heres there drawl:
Haee yawl, wuts gowin own? Ahm friin' chikin fer supper t'naht. Wanna hav a baht?
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How fat are you on the scale of 1 to 10?
I dont have a scale that only goes to 10.
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I like guys/girls who are not afraid to____________?
take a face punch with out boohooing and falling apart.
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Does anyone have a chocolate fountain?
I cater and many clients want a chocolate fountain. I always discourage it becuase the fountainn requires constant attention- the rental includes a dedicated server who never leaves it. Also- the chocolate is thinned with oil to make it flow. Its makes an impressive show, but I think its done.
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If a strange man came to your door, saying his car broke down and asking to use your phone, would you let him inside your home to do so?
Nope. I would call AAA or some other type of help to assist, but he wouldnt have access to my home, my land line or my cell.
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Does intelligence correlate with math ability?
not necessarly. there are all types of intelligence.
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My friend is 1 month pregnant and her boyfriend is wanting to leave her or at lest shows symptoms of wanting to leave. Like hitting on me and wanting me to spend the night. Should i tell her?
You let her know whats going on. Lies and secrecy dont make a good realtionship.
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I am sat at my desk at work, there is a person sat next to me at the adjacent desk. What is his name? (3 points for who gets it right.)
Roger. Roger Adamson
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I am turning 18 next month and I plan on moving in with my boyfriends parents. How do I approach my dad a mature way that he will understand why I want to move out? Please help. Thank you.
You havent said why you want to move out. It may or may not be a mature well thougth out reason. So, why do you want to move on with your boyfriends parents? Does boyfriend still live with them too?
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My aunt is a widow age 76 (very wealthy) and she loves online chat rooms, she is going to meet a man just from sending emails to him is it safe for her? (She said he is only 21 but he is in love with her)
Hes 21 and in love with her $$. he doesnt know her. She doesnt know him. If she meets this guy she should not go alone. This is a bad idea.
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Do you know of anyone who is just as ticklish as Tickle Me Elmo?
Yeah. I have a friend we call "Tickle me Guido". He laughs for a minute, then pulls a gun and offs you. Not quite the same.
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What would your reaction be if there was a number of murders where you live, and all the victims had the same first and last name as you?
someone had been watching the Terminator and took it a bit seriously
ASIDE: Are you a model? Your avatars are loverly
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If you could get a tattoo, and there would be no pain and it could be removed easily... what would you get and where? Would you still want/not want one?
They make temporary tattoos. They dont hurt and can be removed with water and soap. I have 13 tatts, and am considering another. Sometimes I wish they werent there, others I would have it no other way.
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Do you remember your first love? Does it make you sad to remember, or does it make you smile?
My first love, like so many of my friends, is dead. I have fond memories, tainted with a little sadness.
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Have you ever deliberately given the wrong answer or answerbag, and if so why?
no. that goes against why we are here.
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My favorite part about AnswerBag is _______.
WOOHOO YES! Seeing the bag to off!!! That is VERY gratifying. And the peeps.The peeps are good too.
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What would you want your Fortune Cookie to say?
Good health, long life and prosperity are yours for the taking, if you have the wisdom to find them.
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Earlier today i saw a little girl, who must have been in about third grade. she was at the mall, wearing a mini skirt, texting on her cell phone, while listening to her iPod. what is this world coming to?
Second graders at the mall, wearing a mini skirt, texting on her cell phone, while listening to her iPod.
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I just saw a news story concerning the American political initiatives to encourage 'purity' in young girls before marriage, in the form of 'purity balls'. 17 year-old girls take their FATHERS as their date. What are your thoughts on this?
when i first read "purity balls" to me it sounded like a chastity device- in the veign of a chastity belt. The I realized, or think I realized, it means "courage". If children are taught respect for themselves and others there would be little need for "balls", or dad going on the date. Girls are shown very early that its expected for them to dress provocatively...
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How would you describe your quality of life as compared to your parents
Quality of life is a personal thing. Its about what you accept and reject, what you know is necessary for yourself. The quality of my folks life is and has been great. Mine too. Different, but great.Its perspective.
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Do you still call your uncles and aunts "Aunt....." and "Uncle....", even if you're an adult?
Yes. They are my elders and its a show respect. So- definatly.
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"Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer" - good or bad advice?
VERY good advice. You can trust friends- enemies need to be watched.
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What is the most embarassing thing that has ever happened to you in school?
IN 6th grade- I got a migrane and the teacher wouldnt let me go, so I had to stay class. I fell asleep at my desk and ... farted.
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What is your longest AB session? I just hit 21 hours.
5 hrs.
You win!!
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When you read, do you hear a voice in you head?
Some times its me, sometimes its that BBC broadcasting corrospondant woman Fojoli. She's a nice lady to have in your head. She gets everything she wants in restaurants, and I do too because we are together. We laugh and drink wine. We tip well and buy rounds for the house when we go. Ah- me and .. whats her first name? Fojoli. I just call her Fojoli. I say "Hey!! FOjoli!! Lets go...
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I am 10 years old and I'm a Christian, but I learned in school that evolution took place. I asked God to help but maybe an email or comment would do the trick. Would you comment?
Okay- heres the scoop- some people who yell louder than others think its wrong to teach evolution and creationism in school. Heres what I know- After looking around at how all this stuff works I cant help but say someone higher than myself made this. And, a wise creator would make his creation enduring, able to change through out the entire histroy of man. Look at bugs. They change. People are...
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Who is your favourite Shakespearean character? (why?)
We did A Midsumemrs Night Dream and there was a goat we used as a sort of prop. I liked the goat.
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Do you think that you are more stupid than you actually are?
I learned long ago my stupidity runs very deep. The more I know, the more I know I know nothing.
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Were you born with a birthmark?
yeah. funniest thing. i cant shave my head becuz of this freakish 777 at the base of my skull. Totally shows and then I lose my job and friends stop calling.But yeah. I have a birthmark.
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Do you like a little cheese in your potato?
goat
feta
bleu
hard parm
soft mozz
sharp white cheddar
ricotta (in lasagna)
learning to appreciate brie
string
farmers
cottage
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Which part of the human anatomy do you find most attractive?
you know that back part of the ear no one can really see? there
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Viewers of American Idol: Kellie Pickler looks like she had her butt and boobs done! Has Hollywood been good to her or has the loss of the sweet, innocent way she had about her detracted from her original appeal?
Thats what Ryan seacrest meant when he asked what she had bought with her new $$ and all she admitted to was shoes. And her wacky innocence is an act. She knows what she is doing. Did you see that dress she wore on AI? Shes totally aware of what shes doing. I think the butt is hers, but the boobs are new.
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Why do people have moles on their body?
A doc recently told me peeps with lots of moles have a higher risk of colon pollyps. He said they are essentially the same thing. Interesting
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Can a traditional mousetrap be used more than once, or do rodents smell death?
I had one that worked once- and then even after washed the rodents never went near it.
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So if we can make ourselves sick worry, can we make ourselves well with happiness?
yes. undoubtably. The phrase "Laughter is the best medicine" came from this concept.
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Okay I have a bright red hue to my groin area with a burning sensation and a self harming itch, how do i get rid of it?
you check for crabs (body lice).then if you have them you get a product from the drugstore that kills them. does it look like this?
http://health.allrefer.com/health/pubic-lice-crab-lice.html
Otherwsie- see a doc.
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Does one bad apple spoil the bunch?
yes. as it rotts it contaminates touchin apples. look at strawberries. the rot and mold always appears where the touch.
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I am 12 about 5"4 and proberbly going to grow quite a bit more. i am a level 10 trampolinist and can do basic gymnastics like cartwheels and headstands. am i to old to start? should i stick with trampolining!
if you want to do it, do it.
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My little boy wants his hair cut, but doesn't just want me to buzz it. He wants to grow it out, but he looks totally shaggy now. How can I trim it without shortening all of it?
Its all about the angle of the cut and texture of the hair. Why not go to a stylist?
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What mobile phone network do you use and why would you recommend it?
cingular. no. i dont suggest them. dropped calls, unsuccessful dialing. just unhappy with them in general
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What mobile phone network do you use and why would you recommend it?
cingular. no. i dont suggest them. dropped calls, unsuccessful dialing. just unhappy with them in general
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How often do you take a bath, honestly?
If you mean "How often do you bathe?" its been twice a week as of late. Otherwise- I dont get in tubs of water.
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Have you ever eaten a coconut?
Yes- the grated kind and fresh. Fresh is better. While in PuertuRico they offered Frio Coco (or was it coco frio?)- cold coconuts. They woud hack off the end, punch a whoe in the nut and put a straw in.ne the milk had been consumed they would crack it open for you. Fresh coconut meat is far superior to whats in that bag at the store.
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Is there a difference between getting stoned and getting high? What's the difference between a stoner and a pothead?
Theres a difference I read some where. Stoned is a rather cloudy confused state, where high is more of a euphoric state.From what I read differnt types of weed produce differnt effects. There are sites that sell seeds and will give a description of the effects of each type of plant.
As far as the diff between a stoner and a pothead- cant say I see one.
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How do you find the strength to leave someone you love very much if you know they are wrong for you? Do you follow your heart or be realistic, even if it hurts?
I did it Friday. I did it one step at a time. DIdnt think about tomorrow, just the moment and what needed to be done right then. Got the car loaded, called the other, went to work and we talked for a while. Still talking on the phone- I drove 700 miles away. You must have faith that you are doingthe rightthing. You must do it with a good heart- no ill willl to the other. No bad mouthing the...
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My 9 year old son would like to know how we know that God exists... I hope that you can explain this one better than I can! Thanks!
This is when you start the discussion of faith based conclusions. I, personally, cannot look around and NOT think something greater than us made it all. You tell him why you believe, and teach him to make is own conclusion through observation and deduction. And faith.
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Which religion is "right"?
the right religeonis the one you get from reading scripture and applying it's concepts, morals and values to your life. Men add all the pomp and rhetoric.Men divide the church.
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I wrote a children's story about a 5-sided square who sets out on a Socratic Dreamquest, rebels against being defined by social branding, and struggles internally with absolutist norms. Is the suicide at the end too strong for a children's book?
Not as long as it is veiled as an heroic gesture and the story concludes with the 5 sided square being buried in a time capsule in the corner stone of the new 5 Sided Square World Trade Center in hopes that future generations will have the knowledge to bring him back. Great. Id read it to a first grader.
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If u died at this very moment, would you die knowing that you are happy with what you have done on Earth?
I get the jist- um... I think my societal contributions have lacked impact to date, meaning I have made no great breakthroughs,nothing worthy of mass noteriety. On a personal level, I think- wait- I know I have had some impact- with more than one person. On that score- yes- I'd be happy.I must think that because I have so little impact on a societal scale that it must not matter too...
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Do you think being gay should be illegal?
Being gay is not like being a murderer or thief. To make homosexuality crime yould have to make heterosexulity, natural hair color, eye color, height, shoe size- all a crime. You dont choose your sexuality. You can choose with whom to have sex, but not your sexuality. No- it should not be a crime...and its not a "mental condition" either.
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Should Antonella Barba be booted off America Idol?
First I thought she should go cuz shes not as good as some of the other contestants. Now- she should go cuz shes nasty. Bad, BAD Antonella,
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What's the best thing about your home town?
I am headed back.today
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What (if anything) do you collect?
recently I have begun collecting Ab questions asking what I like to collect.
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Are you Okay?
Okay? OKAY?! I am more than just OKAY! I am Pretty DARN OKAY!.
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Would you accept $100 million if it meant you’d die at 60?
Yes. I would take the $$ and never travel faster than 55 again.
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What do you think about a non-diamond engagement ring?
Great. What kind of stone are you thinking. One thought- stay away from turquoise.
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What disqualifies you from being drafted to the military
Age.
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Do sinners go to hell?
As I understand it, your question is phrased incorrectly. It should be "Will sinners go to hell?" because judgment has not yet occurred. We are all sinners. Its the unrepentant sinner that will go to hell.
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After four days back together with an ex, after a couple of good days the same things came up as before and she doesnt want to resolve them and its on the verge of ending again. What do I do?
greener pastures, guy. head for greener pastures.
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Has it ever crossed your mind that maybe you're mentally insane?
what other type insanity is there?
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Are you drug free?
no one is drug free. its in our food, water, we take aspirin, cold remedies, anitdepressants. No one is drug free.
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My wedding is this yr. what songs are good for the first dance as husband & wife at reception?
Trust them. Attend to your studies.
EDIT: you changed your question completely. Bad form. Very Bad form.
EDIT2:ok. apology accepted.
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I used ecstacy once about 2 months ago and have now been diagnosed with anxiety and depression. Could my use of ecstacy be related to this, or cause other problems even though I have only used the drug once?
I think the ecstacy use is a symptom of the anxiety and depression. Using once would not cause such dramatic effects. When we are depressed or anxious we seek to medicate our frustrations- thus the ecstacy use. If you are on any kind of antidepressant or antianxiety drug now do not use ecstacy again. Them days are over.
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Name four items that can always be found in your refrigerator
three racks and a light bulb
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How old are you?
I think you mean "How old IS u?"
Its been around longer than the English language, changing caligraphic form and phoenetic quality since ancient times. To determine an exact date is impossible, nay even fool hardy.
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Have you destroyed anything before?
before what? before I was an adult? before a criminal court judge? before it was ready? I am SOOOO lost here.
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How much of anything is enough?
If it hurts- its enough
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Do you think nipple rings are tacky?
terribly. and to get it over with, so are eyebrow rings, cheek piercings, lip and tongue piercings, nipple and navel piercings, prince alberts- anything done to the gentialia. Its just low rent.
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How can I delete my profile on answerbag?
are your needs not being met?
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What would you attempt to do if you knew that you could not fail?
everything
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I noticed that depp frequently hase a cup with him
whats with the cup?
Its for his chaw spit. he freezes it and sells it on eBay.
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Where would you like to go for a holiday?
Greece- six weeks so I could really get a feel for the culture
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What is the least favorite nickname you've ever been given?
like i am going to open myself up to THAT ridicule again. nowaynohow.
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Describe to me what you would want your perfect partner to look like :) :)
Light skinned with blue or brown eyes, well groomed, nails done, graceful in motion but playful in tone. Quiet unless addressed. Service oriented. Easily trained. 2 years old, about 45 lbs and already spayed.
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If everyone is unique doesn't that make us the same?
well done grasshhoppa. Now, snatch the pebbles from my hand.
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How would you describe your home?
Three lightly wooded acres just 36 minutes drive from downtown nashville. This 1600 sq ft, three floor, 2 bdr, 2 and a half bath home, with 12 x 16 chefs kitchen, green house for fresh herbs all season and sub zero fridge not only boasts excellent craftsmanship in its construction, but optimal lot placement and natural landscaping. Impressive from the street, this fierce stone faced fortress...
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What's the best alcoholic shot?
the one you dont do
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Where is someplace that i wouldnt expect to find you?
Aisle 7. Only women should go down aisle 7
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What is your crazyest party story?
I used to wait tables, and after work- like 2 am- we all went to another servers house (she still lived at home) and they started cooking cocaine and smoking it- with the parents up stairs alseep. Like 20 peeps all watching a bad horror flick smoking coke. Never again.
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What is a Gay Heterosexual?
A woman with a very unfortunate surname
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Do you believe in the "Law of Attraction?" How has it helped you?
I am learning to use it. Ask me again in 6 weeks when I have an income and 3 acres.
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Is payback a b*tch?
yes- from the vindictive sort. Also, revenge is a dish best served cold. So- getting even makes a person a frigid yatch. Do you wanna be a frigid yatch?
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What should I name my child?
I believe the name you give the child will have an impact on his or her success and well being in life, beyond the obvious taunting in grade school. Check out what your last name means and make a strong name that includes it.
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If your not part of the solution, are you part of the problem?
Its not an either or sitch. You could be a disinterested party.
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What do you usually eat with mayonnaise?
Anything I can. I have always loved mayo- even on a spoon.
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How can I find love?
Yeah- stop looking. Remove it from your mind and it will find you.
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Which foot do you prefere?
the one thats usually in my mouth is pretty darn tasty.
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If tomorrow never comes, why make plans?
exactly. enjoy the moment, but prepare just in case.
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Do you like to multi-task?
yes. keeps things moving, and my mind occupied.
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Did you ever cheat in a dream and feel so guilty about it you told your partner?
The peeps in dreams are aspects of oneself- so its not cheating. Dont tell. It will cause problems
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My ex and I had a row, she grabbed my hand and bit it and would not let go. I hit her in the back of the head to get her off of me, does this make me an abuser?
It makes you both abusers.
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Would you drink Hookworm eggs if it meant being rid of your Hay fever for ever?
there are other, less parasitic ways of controlling hay fever. Hook worms? who told you hook worms would cure hay fever?
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Would you buy a bootleg cd, or dvd?why or why not?
its illegal.it steals $$ from every person involved in the production process.
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Who invented the internet?
Me and Al Gore
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When should someone lose their virginity?
Hmm... I dont like the thought of losing things- esp. virginity. Kinda makes the person absent minded, and your virginity is not something to absent mindedly leave somewhere. Its interesting to me- peeps will find the best surgeon to perform an invasive operation, but will go home with almost any Joe Blow and give them access to very sensitive areas. Consider you virginity like your eye. You...
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Have you ever cheated? what happened to the relationship?
YIKEs. If I answer honeslty will I be ostracized?
I was stupid. yes.
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I just got two cortizone shots in my knees. How long before they feel better? What can I do to ease the pain in the meantime?
Alternate hot and cool compresses. Rubbing the tender area will overstimulate the nerve and counter the pain. Thats why we rub a booboo. Just dont rub so hard it really hurts.
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Are we living in the last days?
Bible says we are. But God does not exist in "time" so the last days to us could last thousands of years- to Him- its a wink.
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What are some useful and fun hobbies for a stay at home mom to take up?
I have a friend who teaches tatting and lace making. Not many peeps do it any more, but its loverly.Think about hand made lace as a Christmas gift. I'd swap a gameboy for it in a heart beat.
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Has someone ever hit on you at walmart?
Does prolonged eye contact count?
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Does Microsoft Vista have any serious problems?
Prolly. I would never install a brand new operating system on my computer- esp. when hard ware has to be replaced to make it work. Give it a year and see what happens to all the others who jumped too soon.
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Are parents to blame for overweight children?
The question assumes theres only one cause for overweight kids- parents. Thyroid disease effects weight. Emotional problems effect weight. Physical abnormalities in the brain cause over eating. Parents can surley encourage over weight kids in a variety of ways- but they are not the sole cause of obesity in children.
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Do you think using the graph method on art to draw something is a form of cheating?
No- its fine. Esp. when transferring a smaller design to, say, a wall graphic. Just make sure the grid is light enough that it is hidden when the project is completed- unless the graph is an intergral part of the design.
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If you have information about a crime, would you call the police, if your identity would never be known and you would not have to testify?
yes. nuff said
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Why did God make love so complicated?
Love is meant to be unconditional- so its pretty uncomplicated. Every person on this planet is in the same condition. We are all unique units seeking acceptance, understanding and validation. Because we are all the same, being unique, love for self and others should be doled out with abandon, expecting nothing in return. Its when we give love, we get love.
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What were the thoughts/ ideas/ beliefs of francis bacon?
I dont usually name my breakfast food.
Kidding. His work is disturbed and disturbing. His paint technique is masterful.he elicits a response from the viewer and gets it. No one has ever been apethetic about his work- that I have met. It always has an impact.
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What is a a gray box?
This is a gray box. It comes in a variety of shades, from 99% to 1%. Anything greater than 99% is black, anything less than 1% is white.
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Do you believe that drug addiction and alcoholism is a disease? Why or why not?
No- I believe its a sympmtom of something greater. Addicitve beahaviours often run in families- by either genetics or learning. Addiction to any substance, be it food,shopping, alcohol or drugs, is a sign of discontent and frustration with your circumstance- possibly self loathing. America treats the symptoms most often because its easier and quicker than uncovering and addressing the...
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Why is it when someone smells something and it smells awful... they ask you to smell it and we all know we do!?
misery loves company
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My gf got drunk for the first time in her life and then a guy walked her to her room. He then kissed her and she kissed back, but litterly just one kiss. Then she told him to leave. been together for 4 years. would you leave her? I don't want to...
Stick with her and consider not drinking. Youll be better off.
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Is the end of a sentence the proper place to put a preposition at?
no. its not. The proper place for a preposition is after the period, set off by three successive commas before the prepostion and a tilde after. Example:Is the end of a sentence the proper place to put a propsition.,,,at~
notice that the preposition is not capaitlaized. It doesnt deserve it because it gets the tilde.
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What was the first word ever uttered? (the english translation of it)
ugh
English translation: ugh
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What do you think... is it what you know or who you know?
Initially its who. once ensconsed, its what.
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Is the ol' copy and paste an ancient Chinese secret?
Its been around longer than Tide
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When someone tells you to "let your conscience be your guide", do you feel you've got a trustworthy travelling companion?
Yes- except when he dozes off on long trips.
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Is there a home remedy that has the same effects as Viagra?
Horney Goat Weed. Its been around for ages. Heres a link.
http://health.discovery.com/centers/sex/libido/goat.html
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What do you hate most in your life?
Funny you should ask. I am trying to change my perspective and be grateful for the things I have- even when they dont meet up to my expectations or desires. I cant hate anything that has made me who I am- or else I hate myself. And I wont do that again.
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Does anyone know ALL your secrets?
nope. not wise to tell everything
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My wife is astmatic and wants a dog a small one ie west highland terrier for example. what other dogs are there she can have without making her short of breath?
Chihuahuas. Wives tales suggest they "take" the asthma from the person. I have astham- all my life- and I have a chihuahua.What cuties they are and you can put it in your pocket when its a pup. SWEET!!!!
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Do I need to deep condition my hair before I colour it ? I have previously had bleached highlights, I haven't dyed my hair in over 3 months, and I have had lots chopped off too, my hair is not in great condition, but desperatley need cheering up.
you need to visit a salon. Sounds like a lot of different types of hair on your head. IF you decide to color it at home (and I pray you dont with the bleached highlights and regrowth)dont wash it first. The natual oils in your hair will help some- but that bleached part wont take color the same way as the regrowth. Are you lightening or darkening? At home or at a salon?
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Why do people open the tissue and look at their boogers after they blow their nose?
bloody boogers could be a sign of sinus infection- so we look.
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Some believe in God, some believe in evolution. Any chance they're both right?
Yes.There is concrete evidence of evolution all around us. Things adapt to their environment.Seems to me a wise creator would make things able to survive by adapting. Seems to me thats more inriticatly designed than an unchanging life form. To me, any way. I cant look at a bug without being amazed at its complexity and the mind that made it.
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What is the difference between Rare, Medium and Well Done meat?
Rare- Cold bloody center
medium rare- warm red center
medium- warm pink center
medium well- hot pinkish center
well- done throughout. no pink
here are the temps of the center of the meat for each.
Very Rare - 125 F
Rare - 130 F
Medium Rare - 140 F
Medium - 150 F
Well Done - 165 F
Very Well Done - Why bother??
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What do you think about purple and yellow together?
purple and yellow make grey.
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Should I bring this up to my Fiancee before or after the wedding? I was sleeping with my mother in law when my sister in law walked in...Instead of freaking out she asked if we could make it a 3some; now they both are pregnant, will my fiancee be cool?
u r a reprobate. nasty.
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If you had to give birth to an alien race of beautiful blonde children, would you choose the 1960's child or the 1995 model? See pics.
1960s on the left- 1995 on the right. Choose
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..has anyone ever met and fell in love on answerbag..?
Here are your choices. You can have the 1960 model child, or the 1995 model.Choose.
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Do you have a signature dance move?
yes. Its the one where i slip on a spilt drink on the dance floor and my arms go flailing around as I fall flat on my butt as my friends all turn away from me pretending not to know me.
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Will you light my fire?
immolation is a personal thing.What if I struck the match and just as you started to flame you decided living incineration was not the thrill you anticipated? I would feel bad for you.
I will encourage self immolation, but I wont light your fire.
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Should we be "forced" to rate a question if we answer it?
If we were forced to rate questions rankes would be more quickly achieved. Just an observation.
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Would men ever understand women?why or why not?
It is impossible for any one person to fully understand any other. The best we can do is sympathize, tolerate, accept and enjoy. Oh, yeah- love. Did I forget love?
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